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  1. Re:At first I thought the Judge was biased on Judge Suggests Apple Is "Smoking Crack" With Witness List In Samsung Case · · Score: 1

    Apple is 17 ml greater in volume than Samsung

    did you measure the size of the gap between the labia of the female employees? because assuming flat will result in a bias towards the company with more female workers

    maybe your head is 17 ml greater volume than samsung

    btw, volume (space) is generally measured using a unit of distance cubed (such as cm3), while ml is generally reserved for fluid volume... are you talking about volume of blood+water in their employees?

  2. Re:At first I thought the Judge was biased on Judge Suggests Apple Is "Smoking Crack" With Witness List In Samsung Case · · Score: 1

    apple isn't a "tiny" company... some people get a bit overzealous about all this stuff, but in all fairness apple doesn't only compete in one market... apple is into laptop and desktop computers, operating systems and other software, and personal music players...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Inc.#Current_products
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Macintosh_software

  3. Re:At first I thought the Judge was biased on Judge Suggests Apple Is "Smoking Crack" With Witness List In Samsung Case · · Score: 1

    Apple came a long and with nothing but a "design that is currently in style" gave us a look at phones that worked for us instead of against us

    it works as long as you don't have a problem with purchasing everything through itunes and don't mind not having access to much else... apple being the good philanthropic corporate citizen that it is... its not like they want your money or anything

  4. Re:At first I thought the Judge was biased on Judge Suggests Apple Is "Smoking Crack" With Witness List In Samsung Case · · Score: 1

    except in Samsung's case, the Flash Chip Division chief simply dials the extension for the Factory Division chief and puts in an order for a new factory filled with new equipment from the New Factory Equipment Division... it still costs Samsung money, but nowhere near as much as purchasing everything from separate companies

  5. Re:At first I thought the Judge was biased on Judge Suggests Apple Is "Smoking Crack" With Witness List In Samsung Case · · Score: 1

    Sumsung owns Sony, Universal, Microsoft, Starbucks, United Airlines, Nestle and Google... its CEO is Darth Vader

  6. Re:At first I thought the Judge was biased on Judge Suggests Apple Is "Smoking Crack" With Witness List In Samsung Case · · Score: 1

    Why hasn't Apple integrated vertically, owning more of the hardware process, from chip making to board fabbing to plastic extrusion?

    because there are bigger, older and richer companies (like samsung) already in those markets, so if there is even a chance that apple is worried about competition with samsung in the smartphone market, can you imagine how terrified they would be of competing in markets that samsung has been a dominant player in for years?

  7. Re:At first I thought the Judge was biased on Judge Suggests Apple Is "Smoking Crack" With Witness List In Samsung Case · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sumsung is a much larger and older company than Apple, with much more diverse income sources and more than double the revenue. I have no doubt they will be a thorn in Apple's side for years to come, regardless of how many lawyers Apple can afford.

  8. idiot (IQ) tests and those curve ball questions that microsoft and google throw at interviewees

  9. Re:Cookies suck on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    i didn't say cookies are needed, in fact i said that they aren't... learn to read, and misquoting is bad

    cookies can be used, but all i'm trying to explain to those that are complaining about the law in tfa and their perceived need to flout it because they can't live without tracking cookies (the law doesn't prohibit all cookies), is that there are alternatives

    i've never said that i don't personally like cookies. i use them too. i just also know how to use other technologies too.

    i also never said that cookies were the only way to track users, or that the methods i mentioned were free of privacy concerns

    are you people lacking sleep or something? you seem to be unable to read and comprehend simple things

  10. Re:Never a good idea.. on Touch Interfaces In Cars Difficult To Use · · Score: 3, Funny

    definitely need a CTRL pedal and an ALT pedal, so that you can bail out of a nasty situation by pushing CTRL, then ALT, and then BRAKE... just hope it isn't followed by a blue scream of death

  11. Re:Like anyone is going to follow this on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    Facebook knows which porns sites you go to

    you are an idiot. unless Facebook can access the cookies left by the porn sites (which according to you are "enforced per-domain" so shouldn't be possible - except it actually is in some cases), or there is a facebook iframe embedded in the porn site, there is no way Facebook could know about such porn sites... maybe your tinfoil hat is getting a bit tight and cutting off the circulation to your brain

  12. Re:Cookies suck on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    the mysql data isn't deleted when you close your browser... please explain?

  13. Re:Like anyone is going to follow this on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    sounds like you've wrapped yourself up in a feel-good policy

    do everyone a favor and stick with your beloved cookies, douchebag

  14. Re:Never a good idea.. on Touch Interfaces In Cars Difficult To Use · · Score: 2

    erm...

  15. Re:Like anyone is going to follow this on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    the rules may affect all cookies, but they clearly don't prohibit all cookies an there are categories that don't require consent. you don't need to be a lawyer to understand that... its the whole reason why the linked document was created, with specific "guidance for website operators". there may be grey areas, but if your intent is honest, its unlikely you'll get strung up, but hey if you can demonstrate cases that prove otherwise i'm all ears

  16. Re:Cookies suck on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    what "problem"? mysql+post fields are an alternative to cookies... where's the problem with that? what the hell do people have against post fields, and what is so orgasmic about cookies? is cookies all that you cookie munchers understand? go read "PHP and MySQL For Dummies"

  17. Re:Like anyone is going to follow this on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    breaking the vast majority of technology on the market

    there you go with your cookie fetish again... it won't "break technology", it will merely neccessitate some recoding (keeping programmers employed)

    it's about feel-good-fuzzy-warm-cuddlies

    you're not too bright are ya... there are also laws that prohibit murder, but it doesn't prevent people from being murdered... maybe such pointless laws should be dropped too? the law is about establishing a level of risk in doing what is against the law, so that if you engage in breaking the law there is a risk that you'll be caught and punished. the internet has operated for years with few laws, which means no risk, which means companies and criminals feel free do do as they please and abuse any priveliges they can get their grubby hands on, such as personally identifiable data in third party tracking cookies. introducing a law that prohibits using such cookies without user consent means that there is now risk in engaging in some (not all) online privacy invasion

    surely you can't be as retarded as you seem

  18. Re:Like anyone is going to follow this on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    if you let go of you're cock for a second, i wasn't saying i was a better engineer or that i know more than you, although i'm starting to wonder. you're coming across as a total dipshit now

  19. Re:Like anyone is going to follow this on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    get off your fucking soapbox you idiot before you fall off and break your neck

    i have nothing against cookies, i actually use cookies (as i've said in other posts in this article) and they are useful for some things... what has completely gone over your measly mind is that they aren't absolutely essential to achieve the functionality that they are commonly used for, and i said this because morons like you were complaining about the law in tfa and blathering on about how awesome and necessary cookies are

    get/post is designed for sending data to the server, and can be used in that capacity to achieve whatever you or i want it to. you're an idiot if you think using hidden post fields to transfer session ids is "abusing" its intent. what a fucking wanker.

    i also haven't been suggesting that tracking isn't possible with post fields... in fact in other posts i have been confirming that it is

    post isn't "better" than cookie, but cookie isn't better than post either. there have been no "problems" identified by "numerous actual programmers" (you are such a twit)... there has simply been bitches by idiots like you who can't comprehend alternative methods other than your own and like to complain about things you don't like about such alternatives

    so how about you go back to smoking your boyfriend's cock

  20. Re:Like anyone is going to follow this on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    i don't "eat it up" and i don't give a rats about tracking cookies personally. i'm just offering an alternative view to those morons that think cookies are the be all and end all. they're just cookies

    the EU directive isn't nonsense. its not the ultimate answer to everything, but its at least a step in the right direction towards adressing some level of online privacy.

    if you weren't whinging about online privacy laws, you would find something else to whinge about

  21. Re:Like anyone is going to follow this on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    tfa talks about a law that targets specific cookies, not cookies in general. i just attempted to quiety redirect the entire discussion from pointless ranting to the topic of tfa. if you prefer to restore the pointless ranting, be my guest

    http://www.international-chamber.co.uk/components/com_wordpress/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/icc_uk_cookie_guide.pdf

  22. Re:Cookies suck on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    Hey crutchy boy I've read enough of your shit already

    get over yourself, twat

    how "mysql" is the solution to anything here

    its not a solution to anything here, its just an alternative to cookies that twat bitches like you are so enamoured of

    using a php/asp/perl script you can read get or post fields (you can even read cookies omg!) and store the data in a mysql database, so that the data is retained between page transitions. its not rocket science you stupid twink. wtf is so special about cookies anyway?

  23. Re:Never a good idea.. on Touch Interfaces In Cars Difficult To Use · · Score: 1

    Turn left - crash into vehicle Turn right - cash into vehicle

    that's not very marketable... you would at least need to provide other options to crash into, such as trees, farm animals, or justin bieber... instead of a GTO you would have a GTA

  24. Re:Like anyone is going to follow this on Watchdog "Not Ready" To Probe Cookie Complaints · · Score: 1

    what's wrong with hidden post fields in forms? they work. if you don't like them, use cookies

  25. Re:God says... on Touch Interfaces In Cars Difficult To Use · · Score: 1

    hahahaha.... "smote" (reminds me of shrek the third)