There once was an ad-man named Pete His best clients, outfitters of feet In the sack he'd not quit The slogan: "Just do it"... He had Nike tattoo'd on his meat!
There once was a place known as Sealand A haven indeed was to be planned Get bandwidth allotted Soon they'll be slashdotted Love that country, 'cause Napster won't be banned!
There once was Mattel, toys their bag They had trademarks about which they bragged If they want you in court Shout a blackmail retort: "I've got pictures of Elmo in drag!"
Slashdot Mirror
"Microsoft appeal"
A contradiction of terms
Except when in court
Superhuman sight
Naked eyes, able to read
Microsoft license
Open source poems
A thought whose time has arrived
Diff that new haiku
A celebrity!
Trolling naye, nor flame-baiting
Though crude, I'm righteous
The poet, eager
Posting two haiku at once
Forgets to split them
Finally, a post
There can be no contesting...
Haikus on-topic!
Five Seven Five grins
His knuckles crack, his eyes gleam
Code to be written
There once was a company VTech
Their Helio OS a reject
Then a new paradigm
"We'll go Linux this time...
Shhhhh... Nobody tell Palm the secret!"
Haven't read. Phrase used...?
Separatist flags bore it
No tax without voice!
Read the F.A.Q.
Poet knows of the senryuu
But calls them haiku
European Tax?
Perhaps it will be alright
Shout "Don't tread on me!"
There once was an ad-man named Pete
His best clients, outfitters of feet
In the sack he'd not quit
The slogan: "Just do it"...
He had Nike tattoo'd on his meat!
On-topic and true
Posts relevant yet critique'd
By mimicking them
Five Seven Five winks
Only playful poetry
Slashback, a good thing
Slashback is not new
Links unworthy of a post
Quickies in reverse
Interesting link
The catch: "Free login required"
Not that curious
Five Seven Five smirks
Moderators like poets
Posts annoy? Ignore!
Haphazard design?
Fret not. So many standards...
Must comply with one!
Hundred megahertz
Drive of high velocity
Unlike a Hyundai
Protect consumers
Commerce cannot be trusted
Eschelon? Hush, you!
The poet nods, smiles
Communication pending
In time, a web site
There once was a place known as Sealand
A haven indeed was to be planned
Get bandwidth allotted
Soon they'll be slashdotted
Love that country, 'cause Napster won't be banned!
There once was Mattel, toys their bag
They had trademarks about which they bragged
If they want you in court
Shout a blackmail retort:
"I've got pictures of Elmo in drag!"
Perhaps, to seek fame is my role
Some opine these contrivances droll
Your statement is fair
And at least you're aware
That a karma whore isn't a troll
Tao sounds familiar...
Echos of an article
Amiga perhaps?
Five Seven Five shrugs
Mass-producing poetry...
Bound to make mistakes!