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  1. Re: Place your bets! on Sony Music Testing New Copy Protection · · Score: 1


    > So, what's gonna crack it this time? Green felt tip pen? Rubbing a small kitten on the disc? Looking at it funny? Placing sliced cheese on it?

    Click the "play" button?

  2. Re: Hilarious? on Sony Music Testing New Copy Protection · · Score: 5, Interesting


    > Trust has to be earned.

    > Judging by the vast amount of MP3's available on Kazaa, I see no reason why they shouldn't trust people who have shown time and time again that they'll happily make copyrighted material available to everyone for free.

    You missed the other half of the formula, "if (we) give people what they are asking for in terms of value".

    Your cynicism may be justified, but the full formula hasn't been tested for about a generation now. (I refer not just to the subjective quality of the music, but also to the price of the media. CDs' steep pricing was originally justified on the basis that they were retooling the industry and the output was limited, but curiously the prices never did come down. Except of course among counterfeiters, who can sell them for $1/disc and still make a killing.)

  3. Re: What are the Linux COBOL solutions? on Microsoft Makes Push for COBOL Migration · · Score: 1


    > What are the Linux COBOL solutions?

    Run the COBOL apps on a different partition of the mainframe...

  4. Re: Just a thought... on NVRAM With Disordered Assemblies (Smaller/Cheaper) · · Score: 4, Insightful


    > Is this a step towards creating quantum-effect neural networks (i.e., thinking machines)?

    No, it's just a memory technology.

  5. Re: Miniature Instruments on A Riff from the Mesoscale? · · Score: 1


    > Nanoguitar, nanodrum, nanoharp...

    Think of the spam!

    Groupies DO care about the size of your instrument!

  6. Re: Bah humbug... on Microsoft Makes Push for COBOL Migration · · Score: 2, Funny


    > Aren't most COBOL applications deployed on big iron?

    They're anticipating that you'll have to have a mainframe on your desktop to run the next release of Windows...

  7. Re: Basis for some sort of shareholder lawsuit? on SCO Will Pay You Not to Use Linux · · Score: 2, Interesting


    > If I were a SCO stockholder, I would want to have some answers from Darl & company, fast.

    Trouble is, you have to be a stockholder in order to sue.

    Heh... Canopy Group buys up dying company for its lawsuit value, shareholders buy up dying company stock for its lawsuit value.

    Maybe that's what's proping SCOX prices up.

  8. Re:Biased Bush administration energy whores? on Climate Data Re-examined (updated) · · Score: 1


    > Oooh Wow. You just showed a pic of Don R shaking hands with Saddam.

    No no no! That wasn't a handshake, Rummy was just reaching out to pat him down for hidden WMD!

  9. Re: How will this age on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1


    > Remember when Phantom Menace came out and everyone was still saying that it was up to par with the Original Trilogy?

    No, I remember when TPM came out and everyone but the fanboys said it sucked.

  10. Re: So shall I coin it? on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1


    > WTFM!

    It's customary to merely read it, you pervert.

  11. Re: This was my favorite quote on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1


    > The Wachowski brothers have delivered a dud so disappointing, they may as well have bussed in Ewoks ...and have them jump over sharks on water skis?

  12. Re: Doesn't look promising on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1


    > But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone. You have to squeeze every dollar out of the franchise while you can!

    Be a while before they catch up to Planet of the Apes...

  13. Re: Interesting paper on Climate Data Re-examined (updated) · · Score: 4, Funny


    > You may be interested to know that the Earth was warmer over the vast majority of its history.

    Fortunately, we didn't have to live through those times.

    Most of the universe is a hard vacuum, but I kind of like having the local fluke we call "the atmosphere".

  14. Re: Only in Canada on Climate Data Re-examined (updated) · · Score: 1


    > Now I don't want to respond to the article's claims, since that'll only spark a flame war I don't want to fight

    Shit or get off the pot!

  15. Re: Scorecard on Novell Announces Agreement to Acquire SUSE · · Score: 1


    > And as we all know, it's not worth doing unless you're going to be the undisputed dominator.

    Have your G/F give me a call, and I'll give her some tips that'll have you singing a different tune by Monday!

  16. Don't fall for it! on Cougaar 10.4.6 Released With Source · · Score: 3, Funny


    > Cougaar is an open-source Java-based architecture for the construction of distributed agent-based applications.

    I heard it was just a variant of the Nigerian e-mail scam.

  17. Re: Mr. Howard Strauss... on Free Software As Nigerian Scam · · Score: 2, Insightful


    > ...ex-manager of technology strategy and outreach at Princeton University, one should hope. That kind of stupidity can't go unrewarded, can it?

    Think CIS, and it will simultaneously explain the stupidity and the anti-Free sentiment.

    And this rant will probably be rewarded with big donations so he can do more of this kind of "research" for the needy software businesses who feel threatened by FOSS.

  18. Re: Wow on Free Software As Nigerian Scam · · Score: 1


    > I've heard more coherent arguments from Rush Limbaugh.

    Yeah, but Rush had drugs to help him out.

  19. Netware is dying? on Putting Novell's SuSE Purchase In Perspective · · Score: 2, Funny


    What happened to BSD?

  20. Re: tacky on Red Hat's CEO Suggests Windows For Home Users · · Score: 3, Insightful


    > I agree that linux as a whole isn't ready for the desktop, unless you have a nearby linux geek who doesn't mind do the occasional difficult administrative things that a normal user can't.

    By that standard, what OS is ready for the desktop?

  21. Re: Goatse.cx on Netcraft Claims Apache Now Runs 2/3rds Of The Web · · Score: -1, Troll


    > Runs on IIS.

    And there's a gaping hole right there on their front page.

  22. Re: m_lpstrnzCharlesSimonyi on Removing Software Complexity · · Score: 1


    > Calling Simonyi stupid, is, well, stupid. Or at the very least ignorant. He's brilliant. And he invented his notation while writing in C, a language not known for its abstraction.

    If he's so smart, why didn't he just use a language that already did what he wanted?

  23. Re: Head in hands.... on Removing Software Complexity · · Score: 1


    > I'm not agreeing with the quote but what is your problem with Powerpoint? It is a tool and therefore I don't see how it can be called "evil." Typically inanimate objects don't have moral affiliations.

    Typically, yes. But PowerPoint is one of those rare exceptions!

    > And the fact that people misuse Powerpoint and create awful presentations does not mean that Powerpoint should be abandoned

    No, for it's the evil incarnate in in PowerPoint that causes them to do so.

    > Overhead transparencies can yield just as bad presentations as Powerpoint.

    Yes, but they are the result of bad slide design rather than metaphysical compulsion.

  24. Operating system in high-level language? Easy... on Removing Software Complexity · · Score: 2, Funny


    > Problem is that does anyone want to write an operating system in such a high level language, where the optimization is questionable?

    No problem...

    main(int argc, char *argv[]){
    operate(system,efficiently);
    }
  25. Re: COBOL on Removing Software Complexity · · Score: 1


    > Wasn't COBOL orignally written in order to allow the user to bypass the programmer? One of the lessons they learned from that experiment was that, even given a simplified language, most people don't understand computers well enough to write a program.

    In my experience, most people don't understand what they're trying to do well enough to write a program, let alone understand 'computers' well enough to write it. I've lost count of the number of times I've had to explain to a PHB that it's useless to generate reports that total the number of pounds, pallets, and railcars (all together) of all the apples + oranges (all together) that shipped last month.

    The reason there's no silver bullet for programming is that the problem doesn't lie in the programming languages; the problem lies in the problems we apply programming languages to.

    You can teach a moderately intelligent person everything there is to know about the sytax of Scheme in half an hour, but even experienced programmers still tend to have trouble thinking out how to write useful programs in it.

    A decade ago the trade journals were chock full of articles about nifty "fourth generation languages" that would let PHBs cut programmers out of the loop, and we all know how that turned out.