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Free Software As Nigerian Scam

djeaux writes "In the November 4 issue of Syllabus, Howard Strauss, manager of technology strategy and outreach at Princeton University, presents 'The FREE, 0% APR, Better Sex, No Effort Diet' in which he scattershoots at open source software. The Nigerian scam is part of his imagery, leading to a great quote: 'While you are installing your free open source software you may want to write Mrs. Ahmed a check. Her $8.5 million will help pay for the real cost of that free software.' Elsewhere, Strauss describes the open source community as 'a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a menagerie of others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure.'" Not everyone at Princeton agrees.

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  1. Article in case of /.'ing by Coulter,+Ann · · Score: 0, Informative


    The FREE, 0% APR, Better Sex, No Effort Diet

    Howard Strauss

    I AM MRS. HAJIAH HASSAN AHMED, THE WIFE OF LATE CHIEF ALHAJI HASSAN AHMED...I SEEK IN CONFIDENCE THAT YOU ASSIST ME TO INVEST THIS US$34,000,000 FUND. I HAVE RESOLVED TO DEPART 25% OF THE TOTAL SUM TO YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS TRANSACTION SECURED BY YOUR GOOD FAITH DEPOSIT OF US$5,000.

    Few of us would rush to send Mrs. Ahmed the $5,000 she asks for in return for a promised $8.5 million. This is clearly the mythical free lunch; a scam; a pitch that promises something for nothing; a special deal only for us. We are all much too sophisticated to believe that millions of dollars will fall into our laps with no effort on our part--or are we? Many of us buy the following scams where perhaps the lack of all caps serves to disguise them.

    Free Software

    Why buy expensive software or spend millions to develop it yourself? You can get complex systems at absolutely NO COST! Yes, instead of having highly paid programmers at Microsoft, IBM, Sun, or even Blackboard build your critical university systems, you can have scores of software gurus scattered around the globe working completely independently build them for you FOR FREE. These folks are some of the same great people who are supposed to be working for you anyway, plus a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a menagerie of others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure.

    This is the alluring pitch of open source software. We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support, but it's FREE and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and few people do anyway.

    Yes, PeopleSoft is very expensive and those greedy folks at WebCT expect to make a profit, but they have to pay for quality software to be developed and so do we! We either pay commercial software developers, pay to build it ourselves, or pay the even higher price to manage and maintain FREE open source software. Who cares how much we have to spend as long as they say it's free--or nearly so. While you are installing your free open source software you may want to write Mrs. Ahmed a check. Her $8.5 million will help pay for the real cost of that free software.

    Free Labor

    Another way to get free software is to have students develop our critical systems. We all know how clever students are and how being born in the computer age they have bypassed a million years of evolution to become cyber sapiens. Software development is instinctive to them. While your aging, over-21 staff demands high salaries and benefits, and fusses with security, documentation, and project planning, cyber sapiens work for a few dollars an hour and can manage several projects in their heads without writing a single thing down. They also write bug-free code, work during exams and vacations, and are not distracted by alcohol, sports, or the acquisition of potential mates. Best of all, students do not tie up your expensive equipment. They can develop and run your systems on their own dorm computers where their cyber sapien friends can do quality assurance with your confidential data. It is no wonder that we are so sad to see 25 percent of our students leave each year, abandoning their superbly crafted systems. Your IT staff will let you know that as geriatric non-cyber sapiens they can't manage these orphaned student-developed systems so they must be passed on to the next class of cyber sapiens.

    Free Market

    You can also get free software developed by having your users develop it for you. Really, users are no dummies and if they are there are books just for them on every imaginable subject. Buying users copies of SQL for Dummies ($17.49 at Amazon.com) is a lot cheaper than having your expensive IT staff write a whole bunch of reports for them in SQL. Empower your users! Give th

    1. Re:Article in case of /.'ing by nutznboltz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is there a special prize for 1st post and karma whore in one?

    2. Re:Article in case of /.'ing by saden1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Clearly Mr Strauss isn't doing his job as manager of technology strategy and outreach.

      Who exactly is he reaching out to with his blatant insult of many free software developers. I produce quality products during my spare time as a hobby and during the day time I have a professional job. I for one call for Mr. Strauss' immediate resignation. He is clearly short sighted doesn't see the big picture. He is certainly not an individual I would trust to manage my technology outreach program.

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    3. Re:Article in case of /.'ing by DrPepper · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Few of us would rush to send Mrs. Ahmed the $5,000 she asks for in return for a promised $8.5 million.


      But many people believe the marketing hype from the manufacturers that their software will bring huge benefits to your organisation for relatively little investment in their software.

      Sorry, but Nigerian Scam emails are much more like the marketing materials of large corporates, promising the world but failing to deliver. Open / Free Software at least tends to do what it says on the tin.
    4. Re:Article in case of /.'ing by frisket · · Score: 1
      > Clearly Mr Strauss isn't doing his job as manager of technology strategy and outreach.

      I think we need to ask who is this person Strauss and what are his credentials? I'm not familiar with the name. How much software has he written, and how much of it has survived to the present day? What languages does he know, what institutions has he worked for, where did he get his degree, and what was it in? What books has he written and what are his greatest achievements? It might also be interesting to know what systems he has running on his desktop and his laptop.

      In short, is he in any way qualified to speak on the subject?

      Perhaps he is unaware that on the Internet you are judged by what you have contributed, not what you have consumed.

      Recall the two questions that all properly educated schoolchildren should constantly ask, as they listen to their teachers: "How does s/he know?" and "How can I be sure?" (paraphrasing Nicholas Freeling).

  2. I let this particular parody get to me .... by __aavhli5779 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These folks are some of the same great people who are supposed to be working for you anyway, plus a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a menagerie of others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure.


    Though it's a parody and I generally try to take those lightly, he's made one critical error that really stands out in his assertion that free software is the domain of hackers/tinkerers/students, etc. I think Howard Strauss ought to be informed of the billions of dollars being invested in free software development by major corporations, many of whom have salaried and talented employees developing such applications. His condescending attitude towards the talented programmers who have created so much of the infrastructure the Internet depends on (Linux, BSD, Apache, MySQL anyone?) is a bit infuriating, to say the least.

    On another note, what is responsible for the recent surge of anti-free software propaganda? I'm sure that some could present a viable argument that nefarious sources (SCO/Microsoft/whoever) are essentially astroturfing on a media-wide scale (not like they haven't done it before), but things like this, plus the Forbes article and other critiqued rants that have been posted on Slashdot before, have me a bit worried about how the worldwide computer-using community is perceiving free software, especially when peoples' critiques contain such glaring factual errors as this particular one does.
    1. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the most part he's right.
      There's a ton of bad open sourced software out there simply
      because anyone and everyone can submit code.

    2. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by DeltaSigma · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, from what I've been reading, these kinds of disparaging comparisons seem to be doing more good than harm. Remember what companies and foreign governments were experiencing when they switched to open-source? They were being bombarded with critcism, lies, and fantastic discounts on closed-source software. But they had looked at the facts, and decided open-source was the solution they desired. They had hardened themselves against this FUD, and went on in spite of it. So now we have a collection of organizations which rightly ignore such comments.

      And this is what seems to be driving adoption now. It used to be a bunch of us zealots, fanboys, hackers, admins, the list goes on... It used to be these types making promise after promise about open source software. We knew its capabilities and we'd be damned if we didn't know a perfect fit for OSS when we saw one. It's not that way anymore. Now my manager's coming to me, and my co-workers. More and more often we find him consulting us about equivalent open-source software solutions to proprietary products he's considering purchasing. Thanks to our honesty (no, sir, I'm afraid we don't have anything to compete with Macromedia Flash... yet...), adoption is higher than ever.

      I guess what I'm getting at is this:
      We've all seen this FUD before. It's old news, it's an old battle. They're bringing it up again. But this time isn't like the last time. It just FEELS like, this time, somethings different. Like they're losing... They're not losing their castle, but the little provinces on the edge of their kingdom. Open source is slowly encroaching on their land, and they know it. This minor FUD is nothing. These guys are pawns. The big counter-attacks we can look forward to are more things along the scale of SCO. Not just misrepresentation of the facts, but real major threats to users of open source software. True attempts to stab at the heart of our force. ...but I'm the ecclectic type that equates everything to battle, even though I'm just a 20 year old that's never seen war. So feel free to ignore me. Just my unobjective observation.

    3. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by randyest · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Worse, that -1 Flamebait drivel included this nonsense:

      This is the alluring pitch of open source software. We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support, but it's FREE and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and few people do anyway.

      Funny, I've seen varying levels of QC, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support offerings from both open source and commercial software, with an overall slight lead by open source. But that's not the most annoying or perplexing part.

      That award goes to "[modifying the source code] was discredited decades ago". WTF? How, by whom, and most importantly why was "modifying source code" discredited? I mean, the whole article is full of completely unsubstantiated nonsense and mudslinging, but this little comment grabbed my attention.

      Does anyone know what he's talking about? Some decades-old study that somehow could be interpreted as "discrediting" souce-code mods, perhaps? I don't even have a guess.

      Of course, taken to the extreme, that silly idea would mean no program would ever get new features or bug fixes except by being completely re-written from scratch, which would no doubt defeat the purpose in most cases.

      What a maroon.

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    4. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by beacher · · Score: 4, Informative
      Take a look at his previous work... (1998 and talking about portals) here, 2002 and more portals. How many damn classes can you teach about web portals? Those who cannot do, teach.. .. Here's a debrief from EduCAUSE that summarizes some of his ideas -

      • No more institution centric home page
      • There should only be one portal. (don't want the students using Yahoo! or Excite - we want them to use our portal)
      • There must exist -complete- customization available to the user. Otherwise, they will continue to use another portal that allows them to do what they want.
      • Replaces your desktop
      Some of the neat terminology Howard creates: Cameos: Small pieces of data from larger data set and most important, the most important challenge isn't technical, it is requiring all data owners to work together.

      Congrats Howard, get your closed source, proprietary formats working together. GOD this guy is listed as a futurist! Here's another damn article about portals in 2015. JEEZ give it a break.
    5. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by kriox · · Score: 5, Insightful
      No, sorry... This goes beyond parody. I personaly find it insulting of him to dismiss the work of many, many OSS contributors as a scam.

      If he said it was useless, ok.

      If he said it was worse than proprietary softtware, ok.

      If he just said he did't like because he didn't understand it, ok.

      But to make such an assumption on the charachter of lots and lots of people AND companies he clearly has no idea are involved with OSS is just plain, well, stupid.

      Yes, instead of having highly paid programmers at Microsoft, IBM, Sun, or even Blackboard build your critical university systems, you can have scores of software gurus scattered around the globe working completely independently build them for you FOR FREE.

      He doesn't even get that IBM and sun back OSS projects to some extent.

      What a dimwit!

    6. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by glwtta · · Score: 4, Interesting
      his assertion that free software is the domain of hackers/tinkerers/students

      But free software is the domain of hackers - hackers came up with the concept in the first place. Incidentally, wasn't there a survey a while back showing that most hackers contributing to free software are professionals in their 40s? While they are certainly tinkerers, they are hardly students.

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    7. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      On another note, what is responsible for the recent surge of anti-free software propaganda?

      I think simply the fact that open source is finally making itself very visible in the mainstream. Open source is different, and as a whole people get freaked out when things they don't understand invade their world. As much as many, or at least I, would like to believe that educated people in suits and ties are less likely to give in to such a knee-jerk reaction, I've yet to see much evidence that this is true. I'd bet if one looked back far enough that you'd find similar sarcastic rants about people 'foolish' enough to have toilets in their homes instead of outside, or to risk causing eyestrain by inviting a television into ones home.

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    8. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by temojen · · Score: 1
      no, sir, I'm afraid we don't have anything to compete with Macromedia Flash... yet...

      hmmm... this has me thinking...

      XHTML + CSS + SVG + PNG + DOM + ECMAScript + XML Islands + XMLHTTPRequest (sorry, this one's not a standard, but it is useable in MSIE 6 and Mozilla 1.3 (ver?)) ...

      What's missing? sound... if we had a scriptable representation for sound that could be embedded or attached to XHTML, we'd be there.

    9. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it's dangerous because after firing all their native coders, instructions to "make new delete function!" might be translated by their minimum wage coders as "delete functions!".

    10. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by rot26 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That award goes to "[modifying the source code] was discredited decades ago". WTF? How, by whom, and most importantly why was "modifying source code" discredited? I mean, the whole article is full of completely unsubstantiated nonsense and mudslinging, but this little comment grabbed my attention.

      You run across these guys from time to time... good old fashioned IT weenies, left over from the days when the PHB's actually accepted that they had to wait a year or more for the high priests in the big-air-conditioned-room to make a few paltry changes to their little RPG-III payroll application. He didn't get those round lips from eating square meals.

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    11. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by jyoull · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh Jayzus not this guy again. I can't get away from him.

      His brainstorms:
      togamatons (wearable computers built into your watch, glasses or clothes)

      automatons (built into your car)

      refrigermatons (built into your refrigerator door)

      bitemematons (Howard, get some fresh air)

    12. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by tgt · · Score: 1
      Remember what companies and foreign governments were experiencing when they switched to open-source? They were being bombarded with critcism, lies, and fantastic discounts on closed-source software. But they had looked at the facts, and decided open-source was the solution they desired.
      Since when big enterprises and especially governments started making good IT decisions ? Doesn't matter if they are presented with truth or lies. I recall some recent reading about Diebold system. That was an example of a good decision !

      The truth as I see it is that writing perfect software is reasonably impossible. Doesn't matter who writes it and what is a license behind it. If it does something useful, it's simply way too complex. Now, even if it's given away for free, the authors are urged to release it soon, preferrably this decade. There goes the market pressure, competition and eternal criticism from both sides of the fence.

      You have to give it to the author - the article is fun and true in many aspects.
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    13. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by follower-fillet · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We've all seen this FUD before. It's old news, it's an old battle. They're bringing it up again. But this time isn't like the last time. It just FEELS like, this time, somethings different. Like they're losing... They're not losing their castle, but the little provinces on the edge of their kingdom. Open source is slowly encroaching on their land, and they know it."

      "Isn't that worth *dying* for?"

      Sorry, it just reminded me of a Matrix monologue... :-)

    14. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by DeltaSigma · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's ECMAScript? That replace SMIL in your alchemy?

      I'm with you though, I can't wait for the revolution that will be SVG and its kin. A lot of people think it only competes with Flash... But those are the people that haven't read the spec, I'm assuming you have so you must know that what the W3C has been cooking up FAR surpasses Flash. =)

    15. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      "On another note, what is responsible for the recent surge of anti-free software propaganda? "

      A better question is "why has princeton University joined this FUD campaign". If PU had nothing to do with this they will rebuke the guy. If they do nothing then you can presume he did it on behalf of the university.

      MS has powerful allies and it seems like they are expanding their list to inclue the ivy league. I think the OSS crowd can survive this but it's really scary how powerful MS and it's allies are.

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    16. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by mnolet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I would just like to give y'all some insight into Princeton's OIT department. As a student at Princeton I must say they really don't quite live up to out universities reputation. They are very slow to respond to demand for services, and new services are often incomplete or significantly too difficult to use.

      In any case, I sent an email to Princeton's OIT with some of the comments posted here and maybe someone will take some notice. I'll be sure to post any reply I might possibly get :-)...

      ____________

      I must say that I was really quite disappointed to learn that OIT employes people as closed minded as Howard Strauss. I would highly recommend reading his article, "The FREE, 0% APR, Better Sex, No Effort Diet" (http://www.syllabus.com/article.asp?id=8460). Although I am not one who says that any for-profit closed-source software is a bad solution, I do believe that OIT could benefit greatly from involving people who look at all possible software solutions available, and not just those from major corporations.

      The attitude portrayed by Mr. Strauss towards students is also stunningly demeaning and insulting.

      I do hope that Mr. Strauss' views do not reflect the overall attitude at OIT and that some action be taken to inform him of the quality of certain open source solutions and this universities students. I believe the fact that two thirds of the internet's web servers are run on open source software speaks for itself.

      Thank you for your time,

    17. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That award goes to "[modifying the source code] was discredited decades ago". WTF? How, by whom, and most importantly why was "modifying source code" discredited?

      Maybe this is why Linux and Windows XP are both based on 30-year old technology...

      [ducks]

      Hey! It was a joke!

    18. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 0

      From one of those links:

      Strauss is featured on CREN's Virtual Seminar CD Untangling the Web.

      What the hell is CREN?

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    19. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by DeltaSigma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Much like me, he fails to be objective. Most FUD disregards the fact that open-source software is just a better fit in many places. Not ALL places by any means. And the "hidden costs" of open source, that one really gets me. What "hidden costs?!" I don't recall saying "here's your free software, and your free tech support, and your free customization labor, etc." I say "here's your free software." I don't see any other Linux zealots claiming that we provide anything BUT free software. Hidden costs my ass. In the over-used car analogy, if you win a new car, your friends aren't going to discourage you from accepting the prize citing the "hidden costs" of oil, tire, gas filter changes, and other maintenance... nor the "hidden costs" of putting in the AC and CD player that happen to be vacant in your prize-model car. But back to your original point, I apologize for going off-topic. Writing perfect software is by-and-large impossible. I mean, it's a tall order just to write software that won't crash in a controlled hardware environment where you know all the I/O and will never have to worry about foreign hardware. On the desktop/server market the situation that is dynamic hardware will always gaurantee that nothing will work forever. But that sort of nullifies your point about even free software authors being urged to release under an accelerated schedule. It's obvious we'll never get perfect code, so why delay until we do? Even so, I find stable releases to be just that, stable. The GNU team didn't say that my version of GNOME was an impenatrable fortress, they said it was stable. And it is stable. I've not observed one error coming from GNOME ever since I installed this system. And my girlfriend, she hasn't observed an error at ALL. But I know if I go mucking about, or if I don't update, or otherwise maintain my system correctly it will break. Just like a car, desktop OSes can expect wear and tear.

    20. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, duh. Most young and teenage programmers have neither the experience nor the focus to create the kind of boring, reliable code that makes up the core of Open Source. Instead they're appealed to by more glamorous fringe projects, and the idea of shareware.

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    21. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      I was TOTALLY going to go for a matrix ending, I think it was...

      Oh yeah, I was going to compare our current situation to "the anomolie," "the one," "neo," and how this anomalie was so different from its predecessors.

      Upon re-analyzing it, though, I think Morpheous' speech in the cave would have been the most appropriate.

      "I stand before you truthful, unafraid,
      and why?
      Is it because I believe in something you do not?
      No.
      It is because I remember.
      I remember that I am here not because of the path that lies before me.
      I am here because of the path that lies behind me.
      But most of all, I remember that which matters most.
      We are still here!"

      And now we dance, or have a LAN party, or something. I don't know. When we destroy SCO how the hell will we celebrate?

    22. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It goes much further than that. The whole freaking Internet is the domain of hackers. It was created by hackers, for hackers... (heh that's probably why there's so much debate about going to IPv6)

      I wonder if he understands that the majority of the software he uses has at least a little part that has been borrowed from the realm of hackers. Look at Kerberos, GZip, TCP/IP, the list goes on and on.

      It's funny that you mention that most hackers are professionals in their 40's. Back when hacking was born (right about the time when computers came about), yes, they all worked at the companies that could afford computational equipment. After that, the hackers started coming from places other than Xerox, mainly UC-Berkley and MIT. I would say that even the phD's there are still students, they still attack research and problem-solving like a student would. It's a funny thing, but I'd say that as long as you are paying or paid by a University, you should be considered a "student."

      If my last conjecture is true, then this article is a severe case of the pot calling the kettle black.

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    23. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Monkelectric · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Why dont you do what I did, email him: howard@Princeton.EDU.

      Or if you'd prefer to leave him a message (he's out of his office until the 7th) "Contact Lee Varian (lvarian@princeton.edu) or Sally Van Fleet (sallyv@princeton.edu (609)258-2908)"

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    24. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by tgt · · Score: 2

      I agree with you, but let me repeat my point. I believe that free software and commercial software is still a software and hence is broken by nature. No reason arguing who has better programmers and what not. The article is a sarcastic joke that deserves a good laugh. I'm surprised how many people get abused. Geez, I remember myself being a student and working on things I had no idea of. It was fun !

      One more thing - you have not encounter bugs in GNOME. Good for you. I'm pretty damn sure YOU understand it still means nothing. Did you try every possible thing ? Are you sure 100% of it's code paths have ever run ? ... Exactly.

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    25. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Those who cannot do, teach

      Lets not be stupid here. Just because one dumbass is actually going to claim that WebCT is worth the money while blanketing all open source software under the control of murderers and thieves, doesn't mean that all teachers cannot do. Hell here is a open source project written by some Princeton "teachers" that is an example of how there are some really smart people creating some amazing open software.

    26. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by FrankoBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      And now we dance, or have a LAN party, or something. I don't know. When we destroy SCO how the hell will we celebrate?

      I'll have sex in the champagne room. Yeah, you heard me.

    27. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Elentar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I will always be a student. I will graduate life when I am dead, and perhaps move on to post-graduate work. Until then, every day will see my continued education and I will always assume that every flower, fruit and stone I see holds some undiscovered secret within.

      Furthermore, I am a hacker. I take nothing for granted - not the way software functions, nor the way the laws of physics are applied. I will always question the reality around me and seek to refine the answers that I have found.

      Some others want to silence my nature and force me to take their word as the final truth - they are the high-school dropouts of this world, ignorant to every new truth that passes them by. But I can learn from them as well.

      There is no negative consequence in my life, only education and experience. I have no regrets. My first day of life and my last are equally valuable to me, no matter how many years seperate them.

      Besides, anyone who believes that hours of creativity (and programming is an art, not a science, as far as I'm concerned) can be compensated by a paycheck is deluding themselves. Free software allows a programmer to trade one esoteric thing for another - creativity for community, perseverance for recognition. And the programmer who does so will be fulfilled by it, and can thus tolerate selling other of their works for money.

      -Elentar

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    28. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just use Flash, as the format is open.

    29. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by fenix+down · · Score: 3, Informative

      ECMA's the slightly less stupid name for Javascript/Jscript.

      And SVG doesn't surpass Flash, it's an entirely different concept. SVG is making vector graphics and animation usable as design tools. In the effect it'll have on the functionality of a lot of web pages, especially when viewed on handhelds and phones, it's definately a revolution, but it's not anything like an improvement on Flash.

      Technically, you could turn a SVG file into a .swf and I'm sure you'll be able to export to SVG from Flash one of these days, but they're two different ideas. SVG is there for those occasional situations where you have to chose between destroying the continuity of the document with embedded Flash or writing a morass of scripts that will crush the souls of everyone involved.

      It's not an animation tool, trying to do Homestar Runner in SVG would kill you and be so inefficient that you'd be better off doing the whole thing with animated GIFs.

    30. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      No, the real "worry" is felt by all of the executives and ivory tower types like this one with a lot of MSFT in their portfolios.

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    31. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by mfago · · Score: 1

      his assertion that free software is the domain of hackers/tinkerers/students

      I think he meant crackers. Of course OSS is often written by "hackers" -- in the correct sense of the word. I'd rather that than have it written by marketing or MBA's.

      He probably has a grant from Microsoft. You'd be surprised...

    32. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by BlueboyX · · Score: 1

      That exact same quote bothered me too. IBM DOES work on open source software. He makes it out like OSS is just a bunch of evil hacker chrud 'given' away like a virus is 'given.' Or maybe like Gator, except you can modify the source yourself.

      Then the guy goes on to say that changing the source yourself is evil and was discredited long ago. What the..!?

      OSS is worse than Gator iow according to this guy. :P

      This whole article is slanderous and devoid of details/support. It is really just flamebait.

      Hmm... does that mean that every single post here is just food for a troll? :P

      --
      "Never, never suspect the dreams within the dreams of dreaming children." ~The Amazon Quartet
    33. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by follower-fillet · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's definitely a Morpheus monologue.

      > And now we dance, or have a LAN party, or something
      Hey, with DDR we could make it both... :-)

    34. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also, google for "the gpl flash player"..

      PS: sorry for posting as AC but I feel ashamed that I didn't find and post a link.. :)

    35. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by CanadaDave · · Score: 2, Funny

      In case anyone was wondering what the hell Homestar Runner is: http://www.homestarrunner.com. I found the website and I'm still wondering what the hell it is.

    36. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by sinikal · · Score: 0

      I found the website and I'm still wondering what the hell it is.

      It say's on the intro .."It's dot com"

    37. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by jadavis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder if he understands that the majority of the software he uses has at least a little part that has been borrowed from the realm of hackers. Look at Kerberos, GZip, TCP/IP, the list goes on and on.

      The way I look at free software is basically published research. Sometimes it's just about ready for use right off the FTP site, and sometimes it takes a commercial entity to bring it to the masses. Software is more likely to work stright off the FTP site than, say, quantum mechanics, but it's a similar issue.

      Software either holds up to the tests (i.e. netcraft uptimes, business successes, longevity, failure rate, etc) or it doesn't, just like scientific research.

      The logic of the guy writing the article is flawed: would he criticize a mad scientist working out of his garage if he ended up curing cancer?

      So, if you look at software as research, most of the FUD just disappears. Free software is just the collection of public knowledge about software, and commercial companies can only exist when standing on the shoulders of these giants.

      He wants quality control, version control, accountability? Well, there's nothing about free software in contradiction to that idea. Pay commercial companies for what they're good at (or what they are theoretically better at, the reality of quality control in mainstream free software projects is amazing), not whatever proprietary algorithm that they think they're the first to implement. I'm sure commercial companies will eventually be just there to integrate the software with your business processes, more like consultants.

      --
      Social scientists are inspired by theories; scientists are humbled by facts.
    38. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Dr_Marvin_Monroe · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Thanks for the links beacher...

      I especially liked this quote

      As Strauss so aptly puts it, "Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Scott McNeilly shouldn't determine what appears on your screen; you should."

      I think I could take that as a qualified endorsement of OSS. I mean, who's in more control of what shows up on my screen when I use OSS?...I control the horizontal, I control the vertical, I control the applications, right down to the nuts and bolts if I want....

      ...Hypocrit....I think he's bucking for a job at MS as a backup for when Princeton "lets him go."

    39. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... I guess we'll find out tomorrow what happens to us.

    40. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might be a matter of liability. One of our customers now employes programmers to tweak and enhance software we created. Since they work on the code we do not accept any liability anymore. I think that in the long run it will proof a really bad idea and they will pay us more money to fix the things they broke.

    41. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by setmajer · · Score: 1
      Technically, you could turn a SVG file into a .swf and I'm sure you'll be able to export to SVG from Flash one of these days, but they're two different ideas.

      Laszlo Systems already does this, as does Kinesis Software. Macromedia looks to be getting into the act, too, with their Royale Initiative.

      --

    42. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by luisdom · · Score: 2, Informative

      He doesn't even get that IBM and sun back OSS projects to some extent.
      Back like in producing lots of free software?
      Did OSS start as a "pet project"? Maybe. But now, for many, is just a tool to make money. A lot of of money. The fact that the community is also beneffited is "collateral damage" for them.

    43. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, you got that wrong. :)

      Linux and MacOS X are based on 30-year old technology.

      Windows XP -is- 30 year old technology with new paint and a bigger engine.

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    44. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) I think he was referring to the crowd here at /.

      B) The surge took place because people are getting sick and tired of you.

    45. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by archeopterix · · Score: 4, Funny
      Worse, that -1 Flamebait drivel included this nonsense:
      Hey, don't give the trolls ideas!

      This is the alluring pitch of BSD software. We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support, but it's BSD and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and few people do anyway.

    46. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by phiwum · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Insightful? The parent was insightful? "I will always be a student. I will graduate life when I am dead, and perhaps move on to post-graduate work," is insightful? Guideposts is more insightful. See this compendium of real deep thoughts, I suppose.

      I suppose that Hallmark cards now count as Buddhist koans and Chicken Soup for the Soul is an example of a deep philosophical treatise.

      I await the author's Prologomena to Any Future Hackonomy or Tractatus Hackaticus.

      (Yes, yes, I know. My tortured attempts at big-sounding words using "Hack" is worse than the glurge of the parent. Oh well.)

      --
      Phiwum's law: anyone that names an obvious law after himself and then puts it in his own sig is just pathetic.
    47. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by cpghost · · Score: 1

      I think he meant crackers ...

      Oh, would he be subtle enough to know the difference?

      --
      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
    48. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Does anyone know what he's talking about?

      Maybe he mixed it up with "self modifying code" :)

    49. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by TwistedSquare · · Score: 1

      Depends how you define young... I know many university computer science students who have released or are working on open source stuff, but I'm guessing you probably meant secondary (high) school anyway.

    50. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by nutsy · · Score: 1

      By pirating DR^W Novell^W Caldera^W Lineo DR-DOS and laughing merrily?

    51. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      It's called Academic Freedom. I don't think Princeton wants to start dictating what it's people can and cannot publish. If you have problems with the author, complain to the publisher, not Princeton.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    52. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by DoctorMO · · Score: 1

      It's funny, I have always said that programming is an art, reason being that if it was such a hard matalic science, there would be programs that could program better or as good as people.

      But this distracts from the artical, I find misinformed people like this that have a hold in some form of trust with the general public to be scary in some respects, but in others I find that a loud mouth bigot shouting his head off does more to promote our cause then 10 hackers with good software solutions.

    53. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      He's wrong too: "you can have scores of software gurus scattered around the globe working completely independently build them for you FOR FREE."

      They don't do it FOR FREE. They do it for better software. They do it with the understanding that any improvements made by others will come back to them. They are compensated for their work, just not with money. That's a hard concept for a devout capitalist to comprehend, I guess.

    54. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the sound of someone who hasn't burninated enough peasants.

    55. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by balloonhead · · Score: 2, Informative
      'Decades ago' in itself is an interesting phrase too. How long have computers been around? A few decades. How long have the 'real' precursors of modern computers been around? Maybe two, two and a half decades at a stretch. How long have modern coding techniques been used (i.e. large groups, collaborative work to any great extent, languages and systems to run them on which are comparable with what we are talking about)? Maybe 10 years? 15? And even then, the scale was very different. To be honest, I don't think any study done outside of the last decade, or even the last 7 years, has any correlation with today on a subject like this.


      To suggest 'decades' doesn't fit in with history. 'Years', maybe. 'Decades' means he's exaggerating at best, not something to do in an article meant to be viewed as objective, wrong, or just plain talking out of his arse.

      --
      This idea was invented by Shampoo.
    56. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Haeleth · · Score: 1
      I think he meant crackers ...

      Oh, would he be subtle enough to know the difference?

      It's easy:
      • A hacker is an evil person who breaks into computers.
      • A cracker is a small biscuit with holes in it.
    57. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by MosesJones · · Score: 1

      and a menagerie of others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure

      I think you are missing the point when you jump on this line.

      Think about it logically. What groups work on OSS...

      People who do it "out of hours" and are good... he talks of these in the first part,
      then there are the university students

      And finally people who work for IBM, Sun, SAP, HP, SGI, Cisco, etc. Who are paid for by their companies to work on open source.... this is the meagerie of people.

      And of course right now this exactly the bunch of people who companies do trust in providing not only their IT infrastructure but also the IT infrastructure for the whole planet.

      The menagerie are the blue chip companies who build real IT.

      And finally he says there are virus writers apparently, although most virus writers seem to use VB, which isn't a big OSS language.. but is pushed my microsoft.

      So what he is really saying is that OSS is built by the people who built IT, and viruses are written by VB developers.

      --
      An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
    58. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Spyral999 · · Score: 1

      Well I doubt anyone saw "kinda uplifting and well put" in the list of options.

      Cheer up, goth.

      --
      The big print giveth and the small print taketh away - Tom Waits
    59. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1
      Howard Strauss: "...hackers..."

      Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

    60. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by phiwum · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not exactly a goth. I just think that any post that reads better with Sinatra's "My Way" in the background doesn't deserve positive moderation, that's all. (If Elvis's "My Way" sounds better then the post should be censored entirely.)

      It's a matter of taste, I suppose. But rather than "kinda uplifting and well put", I would've chosen "cloying".

      --
      Phiwum's law: anyone that names an obvious law after himself and then puts it in his own sig is just pathetic.
    61. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On another note, what is responsible for the recent surge of anti-free software propaganda?

      I don't know, but I am offering a $2.50 reward to find out.

    62. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Cederic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I may be the wrong age-group, sex, level of intelligence or just sense of humour, but most of Homestar Runner seems pretty crap to me.

      However.

      One of the all-time truely great things on the Internet is Trogdor the Burninator.

      ~Cederic

    63. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by tommck · · Score: 1

      Of course, taken to the extreme, that silly idea would mean no program would ever get new features or bug fixes except by being completely re-written from scratch, which would no doubt defeat the purpose in most cases.

      Yeah, but, as a consultant, I'd be pretty psyched about that situation! Cha-ching!

      --
      ---- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
    64. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there's no sex in the champagne room. None.

    65. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by heritage727 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Maybe he comes from a mainframe background. When I started in 1983, some people still had source mods to IBM's MVS operating system, but they disappeared over the next few years as IBM closed the source and introduced a lot of documented APIs. One reason mainframes are so reliable is that you don't have Joe Sysprog mucking around in the code.

    66. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by arkanes · · Score: 0, Troll

      OUR mainframe is reliable because they shut it down for 6 hours every day. I spit on mainframes. Patooie!

    67. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Spoing · · Score: 1
      What the hell is CREN?

      Like CERN, but for dyslexics.

      --
      A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
    68. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      He also seems unaware that Blackboard started out as a small dot-com using open source software. They built "critical university systems" primarily Perl. I believe their heavy-duty apps are now written in Java. I interviewed there in their early days and the personnel seemed to fit his caricature of open software geeks, yet he seems to approve of their product.

    69. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by EriDay · · Score: 1

      That award goes to "[modifying the source code] was discredited decades ago". WTF? How, by whom, and most importantly why was "modifying source code" discredited? I mean, the whole article is full of completely unsubstantiated nonsense and mudslinging, but this little comment grabbed my attention. Does anyone know what he's talking about? Some decades-old study that somehow could be interpreted as "discrediting" souce-code mods, perhaps? I don't even have a guess.

      Obviously you've missed the latest paradigm: Extra Source Protection (ESP). In this new paradigm, you write the code then deploy it, from then on you simply patch the object code. The beauty of this paradigm is that it works equally well with open or closed source software. Got a problem with Windows(tm)? No problem, patch the binaries!

    70. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by p3d0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you'd be surprised how little software development has changed in 30 years. Check out The Mythical Man-Month and see what things were like in the 1970s. Sure, we tackle larger problems now, but we do it pretty much the same way they did.

      --
      Patrick Doyle
      I mod down every jackass who puts his moderation policy in his sig. Oh, wait a sec....
    71. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Zigg · · Score: 1

      No, it's a difficult concept for a stupid person to comprehend. Capitalists like myself have no trouble with it. It's both a craft done for pleasure and a way to build solutions to common problems more cheaply and more on-target.

    72. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by todhsals · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Go to school, buy a few books, learn from the past.

      The fundamental concepts in computing and mathematics that drive current software development methodologies were developed decades ago.

      It is ignorance (just lack of knowledge, so don't get offended) like this the condemns the field of computer science to continue to repeat the mistakes of the past. Who was that Dijkstra guy? Whatever, I've got a great idea, let's use goto. It's so much more flexible than all that structured programming stuff.

      The first Turing Award was given in 1966. The concepts that drive modern database management techniques were developed in the 60's and 70's. Dijkstra received his Turing Award in the 70's, Codd in the early 80's. Decades ago.

    73. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by doublebackslash · · Score: 0

      you sir have earned your mod points.
      I feel like a better person having read that, bravo.

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      d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e /boot/vmlinuz
    74. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by mekkab · · Score: 1

      WTF? How, by whom, and most importantly why was "modifying source code" discredited?

      We modify the source all the time. On non-open source software. Why? Because we buy licenses that allow us to see their source, we are better programmers, and we use it in a real-time sytem that people's lives depend upon.

      Yes, some of our programs use linux, too.

      --
      In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
    75. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They are compensated for their work, just not with money. That's a hard concept for a devout capitalist to comprehend, I guess.

      Perhaps, but you still can't exchange Whuffie for a Whopper and fries.

      Of course, the real conpensation for writing free software is having the free software once you've written it.

      I maintain a fairly modest, but powerful command-line file searching utility for Windows that I've developed over about 7 years. It has more options than ls and grep combined (well almost), each of which is usually traceable to something I wanted or needed at a particular time. It is what it is, because it does something I want and works the way it is.

      I could attempt to sell it for $20 like 98% of the people who have written some stupid, near-useless VB utility in their lives have done, but what's the point? It's on SourceForge (look for RickLib, if you care). I wrote it for me, if someone paid me for it, I'd have to support it (and fix the occasional bug that still shows up). If someone can and wants to use it, let 'em.

      Ultimately, I did it for me, the way I want, and I use it on a daily, even hourly basis, for all kinds of things.

      The big OSS more ambitious projects ultimately are the same thing, people are writing software that they want to have and use. They are sharing it because that way others can help and gain from their work. It's very lower-case 'c' communist, but then again so was the early Christian church.

      Pretty radical stuff.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    76. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by danaris · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think he meant crackers.

      No, I think he is crackers.




      Well, laugh!

      Dan Aris

      --
      Fun. Free. Online. RPG. BattleMaster.
    77. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      From what I can see, which is mostly speculation, he, via CREN, is in Microsoft's pockets.

      I.e. he's a MS sock-puppet amd as such is just a fucking worm,
      and an insult to Princeton's reputation.

      I've dumped all the scant evidence I can trawl into an
      investigative journalist's in-tray, I'm hoping that he
      can drag up some more shit and actually prove there's
      some real pocket-lining going on.

      YAW.

      --
      Your head of state is a corrupt weasel, I hope you're happy.
    78. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 3, Funny
      That award goes to "[modifying the source code] was discredited decades ago". WTF? How, by whom, and most importantly why was "modifying source code" discredited? ....

      Don't you know????

      Real men patch live binaries

      None of this source code bullshit for me... I eat, breathe and sleep raw machine code. If there's a security hole in IIS that Microsoft is refusing to fix, I can start up BASIC, do a couple hundred POKE statements, and all's well and good.

      Source code is for WHUSSES! (You pansy source-coder.)

      --
      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    79. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whiny bitch, aren't you?

    80. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by per+unit+analyzer · · Score: 1
      Though it's a parody and I generally try to take those lightly, he's made one critical error that really stands out in his assertion that free software is the domain of hackers/tinkerers/students, etc. I think Howard Strauss ought to be informed of the billions of dollars being invested in free software development by major corporations, many of whom have salaried and talented employees developing such applications. His condescending attitude towards the talented programmers who have created so much of the infrastructure the Internet depends on (Linux, BSD, Apache, MySQL anyone?) is a bit infuriating, to say the least.

      Not only is he ignoring current developers on a major corporations' payrolls, but he also shows he's ignorant of at least some of the origins of the OSS movement. A lot of folks that developed OSS in the late '80s and early '90s were university-types who were developing code for production computing environments. Many of the early OSS packages were developed because they addressed areas that the marketplace left untouched, especially when it came to UNIX "academic computing" users. (As a side note, I don't think you see nearly as much good OSS coming out of universities anymore because most have become aware of what was going on and they've set up fences to hold on to worthwhile intelectual property in an attempt to make money off of it.)

      It could also be that he's perfectly aware of where OSS came from and that this is an extension of an old rift between "academic computing" and "admininistrative computing". Howard Strauss represents administrative computing which stuck to traditional, commercial solutions like Big Blue mainframes. OSS represents the academic computing folks who have always been left to fend for themselves but typically do a damn good job with much fewer resources. Now that the academic-type solutions are vying for a place in the administrative domain, Strauss is circling the wagons to keep the ne'er-do-wells out.

      --zawada

      --
      In Soviet Russia, the Beowulf cluster imagines you!
    81. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by CrayzyJ · · Score: 0

      +10 Insightful!

      We as individuals and as a species should *never* stop learning. This does not need to be a formal education (though piling up degrees can be fun :-), reading books, howstuffworks.com, local community college classes, the discovery channel, etc. work just as well. There is infinite knowledge out there - learn it, question it, _extend_ it!

      When you stop learning, you become a mindless drone that will eventually get conned into the next round of scams. When you stop learning you begin the process of becoming obsolete.

      I do disagree on one point - programming is a science just as much (more) as it is an art.

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      Holy s-, it's Jesus!
    82. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      It's a funny thing, but I'd say that as long as you are paying or paid by a University, you should be considered a "student."

      I'll be a student for 23 more years with these loans!

      --
      lousy houseplants!

    83. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, and someone make a new tag for the parent's parent, -1 Drivel.

    84. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1
      Exactly

      ...Precisely.


      Why are we arguing again?

    85. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by albanac · · Score: 1
      The whole freaking Internet is the domain of hackers.

      Was.

      ~cHris
    86. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Syrrh · · Score: 1

      Ugh... how awful, he doesn't even use florid language to try and disguise his ideas as something more interesting.
      At least fools like Captain Cyborg the genius are good for entertainment after their technology bombs out.

    87. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      Obviously my old assessment of the Flash paradigm has become inaccurate. The last time I looked at flash, users of flash were insisting that it was the future of the web, that entire pages should be made in flash, and that us little HTML designers would soon be going the way of the dinosaur.

      I guess, at least you, are of a different opinion, and in such a case my comparison isn't just inaccurate, but ignorant. So I understand your reply. I'm sure you understand where I'm coming from though. I want SVG because I wan't text on a path without a plug-in. Granted, most people access SVG documents on the web with Adobe's plug-in today, but I'm hoping that will change in the near future. After-all, mozilla is working on incorporating SVG support natively, and IE is losing market-share little by little...

      Flash rules with on-screen presentations. I can't think of much better aside from video, and while they can be used for the same purpose, development costs of a professional video can far outweigh the development costs of a professional flash movie. Presentations aren't what I do, and neither are cartoons. But homestar is a great site.

      • (please don't get the impression that I think text on a path is the only benefit to SVG)
      • Thanks for telling me what ECMAscript is, I don't use javascript much and have been looking for the non-patented name for that language for almost a month now!
    88. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by HankB · · Score: 1

      I sent him this reply. I wonder if he'll respond. (I reply to clumsy trolls too.) As I crafted this, I realized how little sense what he claims made. It seems useful to have people like him refuting open source software because his claims are so transparently baseless.

      Greetings,

      I would like to answer your question:

      "Why buy expensive software or spend millions to
      develop it yourself? You can get complex systems
      at absolutely NO COST!"

      Most of the open source software with which I have worked is what I would consider 'infra-structure' code. This includes things like the Linux kernel, Apache web server and GNU C/C++ compiler. You could no more construct an complex system by installing these than you could build a towering sky scraper by delivering a crane and pile of steal beams to a construction site.

      You still need to pay technical staff to administer the system, configure the server and write programs to implement your final applications.

      I would also like to comment on one of your other statements:

      "While your aging, over-21 staff demands high
      salaries and benefits, and fusses with security,
      documentation, and project planning, cyber sapiens
      work for a few dollars an hour and can manage
      several projects in their heads without writing a
      single thing down."

      Your clear implications are that open source projects lack "security, documentation, and project planning." My experience is that this is a common problem that is not restricted to open source. I have personal experience with shops where *no* documentation was required when producing code and consequently there was no planning beyond an idea in someone's head or a few words exchanged in a hallway. This was development of proprietary applications by highly paid professionals.I suspect that open source projects may be better documented during development in order to keep a widespread team working together.

      I want to address your paragraph:

      This is the alluring pitch of open source software.
      We may have to give up project planning, quality
      control, coding standards, accountability, version
      control, and support, but it?s FREE and we get the
      ability to modify the source code ourselves,
      something that is extremely dangerous to do, was
      discredited decades ago, and few people do anyway.

      Your points:
      - Project Planning. This is flat out wrong. As much planning
      goes into open source as goes into commercial software. There
      are mailing lists and discussion boards where the planning
      process is exposed to publivc view. The planning process for
      closed source software is (surprise) closed.

      - quality control. This is a ridiculous claim. Alpha and beta
      versions of open source software are available for testing and
      are tested rigorously by the user and developer communities.
      In addition, developers can peruse the source code for
      potential problems - a capability that is absent in closed
      source products. On the other hand, testing of closed source
      products is often limited to in house staff and a few
      carefully chosen beta testers (and later, by purchasers of the
      software.)

      - Coding standards. The coding standards required to submit code
      to the larger open source projects are far stricter than any
      requirements I have faced in the closed source world.

      - accountability. The author's good name goes on any code that
      is released as open source. This is not true of most closed
      source efforts. Is there anything more valuable than one's
      reputation? Which sphere has higher accountability?

      - version control. Again, this claim holds no water. Every piece
      of open source software I have ever worked with has been under
      version control, unlike some proprietary systems with which I
      have had the pleasure (?) to work with.

      - support. There are nu

    89. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by carlos_benj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For the most part he's right.
      There's a ton of bad open sourced software out there simply because anyone and everyone can submit code.


      For some of the smaller projects that's true. Try submitting a bad kernel patch or something to a larger, managed project though and then hold your breath waiting for it to see life in the next release.

      Furthermore, your assertion seems to be that closed source software won't be bad simply "because" programmers from outside the organization can't submit code. I've worked in several places where whole sections of code had to be replaced when somebody with better skills/knowledge was able to show massive problems in the existing tangle of tripe - written by a professional on the payroll.

      The company I presently work for hired a major consulting firm to railroad us into the current multi-million dollar "solution" that requires that we hire a full-time employee at just under six figures to do nothing but patch the poorly cobbled enterprise software. There's a lot of slop in those numbers that could have paid the real price of "free" software and still given five grand several times over to various Nigerian hoaxes.

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    90. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by miahfost · · Score: 1

      I sent Mr. Strauss an email trying to explain why he was incorrect. His out of office reply, "I am out of the office from Monday, November 3 thru Friday, November 7 returning on Monday 11/10/03. Contact Lee Varian (lvarian@princeton.edu) or Sally Van Fleet (sallyv@princeton.edu (609)258-2908)if you need to contact me. Please leave your message and I will handle it when I return. I may not be able to check my e-mail reliably while I'm away. -Howard " points to his lack of faith in his closed source software!

    91. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by dspeyer · · Score: 1
      As I recall, one of the less radical concepts in MMM was to use source code. That is, to write userland apps in a high-level language (like APL) and not in assembly. Using source code couldn't have been credited or discredited at that time, because most software didn't have it.

      More relevantly, Brooks proposed that every software project have its own 'toolsmith' -- a full time coder who built development tools for the others. This was in addition to whatever tools the platform shipped with, so that the tools could always be modified to meet the real coders exact needs. Open Source wasn't much of an option at that point (at least not on IBM hardware) but the idea of controlling the software you use was clearly important.

    92. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      SWF

      (argh! fix that damn broken slashdot post timeout!)

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    93. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Hacker+Cracker · · Score: 1
      On another note, what is responsible for the recent surge of anti-free software propaganda? I'm sure that some could present a viable argument that nefarious sources (SCO/Microsoft/whoever) are essentially astroturfing on a media-wide scale (not like they haven't done it before), but things like this, plus the Forbes article and other critiqued rants that have been posted on Slashdot before, have me a bit worried about how the worldwide computer-using community is perceiving free software, especially when peoples' critiques contain such glaring factual errors as this particular one does.
      It's not just MS friendly mags like Forbes that is spreading this kind of crap, but also supposedly neutral sources like the Association for Computing Machinery. I was more than a little surprised to find an article in the latest Communications by Robert L. Glass (A Sociopolitical Look at Open Source) that on the surface claimed to be an objective look at the Open Source movement but which really was nothing more than thinly disguised FUD.

      What's telling about the Communications article is that Mr. Glass seems to think that the Open Source movement is simply some kind of recent utopian movement that will flame out in time. However, he fails to recognize that Open Source has been the rule from the beginning of the computing era and that this epoch of closed source is the recent phenomena. Maybe I shouldn't be too surprised, since Communications seems lately to be more and more oriented towards business than Computer Science.

      -- Shamus

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    94. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      How, by whom, and most importantly why was "modifying source code" discredited?

      I think he refers to the dark days when there was no commercial software and everybody basically had to roll their own. Then as commercial software became available and began to offer more and more features, meeting increasingly more of the customer's needs (and balooning to massive proportions), tinkering with the source became both less necessary and more of a problem. I think it's more a matter of falling into disfavor rather than being discredited.

      He is right though that very few people tinker with the source, even when it's available.

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    95. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      "Most young and teenage programmers have neither the experience nor the focus to create the kind of boring, reliable code that makes up the core of Open Source. Instead they're appealed to by more glamorous fringe projects, and the idea of shareware."

      Which is how many of the great projects out there get started: either the kids mature or draw in more mature developers. Freshmeat.net anyone?

      OSS developers each have their own interest. They drive the community, thus products are invented for what hackers want. Most of these hackers are doing things for more serious purposes, but we still have enough to keep the interesting projects going. It's a good mix guided by the will of the hacker community.

      Windows comes from a box. Linux (or OSS/FS in general) comes from a community.

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    96. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is "definitely" and not "definately"...dumb ass.

    97. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean not the ones that you go to? Or do you mean not when you are there?

    98. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by yerricde · · Score: 1

      if [computer programming] was such a hard matalic science, there would be programs that could program better or as good as people.

      These are called "compilers." Once you've written a first program that can write a second program, what do you call the specifications that you give to the first program? They're called "source code," and the rules for how to write a specification are called a "programming language."

      "But compilers don't count!" Maybe the language you are used to is just too low-level. Have you tried something functional such as Haskell or Ocaml?

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    99. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Just+Jim · · Score: 1
      How, by whom, and most importantly why was "modifying source code" discredited?

      By Microsoft of course, by FUD. And I'd think the 'why' was obvious.

    100. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      Princeton does not have to rebuke the guy just disavow his views. A simple "he wasn't speaking on behalf of the university" would do.

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    101. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Elentar · · Score: 1

      I suppose that what I wrote is as insightful to some as your post is flamebait to others. And vice-versa.

      Some people don't respond to prose, considering statements so brief to be simplistic and naive. However, I find my statement to be no less simple than the one it followed, vis. "While they are certainly tinkerers, they are hardly students." Too many people, in my opinion, take for granted that education ends when you leave a formal school.

      The idea was that you were supposed to read what I had written and find humour in it, and then think about why you at first agreed with the idea that no professional could ever also be a student. Or maybe you did not agree in the first place - but then you have already experience the insight, and ought to recognize it.

      -Elentar

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    102. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by gsbarnes · · Score: 1

      It must gall him that Princeton was one of the founders of the uPortal project, an open source web portal for higher education. Check out the link, and you can see that Princeton is one of the institutions running it, albeit only for a subset of their user base.

    103. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      The attitude portrayed by Mr. Strauss towards students is also stunningly demeaning and insulting.

      Not to mention hypocritical, considering that princeton.edu is running Apache... :^)

    104. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by Nekoi · · Score: 1

      Who is this Strauss guy BSing?

      The "highly paid programmers" (they don't get paid that much higher than normal people) at Microsoft have limited capabilities in problem solving, because even though they may be smarter than average, they have no sense that solving a problem is to find the root of the problem, and do something about it. Their scope is limited to benefitting their company (and their pockets). On the other hand, OSS programmers are all over the globe, hence more experiences not just in programming, but in other areas. Insights gained in one can aid in others (remember, aspirin not only relieves pain, it's good for your heart).

      I rather have working, stable FREE OOS on my computer than a holely-expensive, overly-patched proprietary software. HECK! my school (yes, I'm a student that had no money to spend on expensive software that I need to write a thesis) uses FreeBSD to run the server. It never crashed, and is faster than the department server which runs purely on MS. They are even considering dumping PeopleSoft and get students to write better, more efficient code for online student records!

      Howard, take a look at how much of the terrorists are funded by America's drug problem before you come bashing our FREE OSS.

    105. Re:I let this particular parody get to me .... by jromeyn · · Score: 1

      Dr Straus "Manager" of Technology. Using Apache at the Princton server?

  3. Well now... by kid-noodle · · Score: 5, Funny

    That sounds like a fair minded, well reasoned and educated comment entirely lacking in FUD...

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    1. Re:Well now... by hayden · · Score: 1

      And we all know what up to the minute, industry aware fast movers lecturers are and how they managed to bypass their obvious talent and business nouse to end up teaching these snot nosed students they all despise.

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  4. Microsoft by 56ker · · Score: 1

    It sounds like the kind of article an anti-Linux Microsoft employee would write - lol. Lets just hope nobody takes it seriously....

    1. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No more seriously than we should take the anti-Microsoft Linux trolls we have posting here every day.

    2. Re:Microsoft by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      What? Where?

    3. Re:Microsoft by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Can anyone else say "payola"?

      Actually, I don't think it's that. What I see behind the article is a guy who's been stuck in the past so much that the times have left him behind. It's probably a cry for help "I don't understand! This isn't supposed to happen! It can't happen!" I wouldn't blame him - blame instead the editor who's been short-sighted enough as to allow his nonsensical ramblings to be published.

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  5. Is it just me... by setzman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or does that article site seem like a scam in itself? I counted 5 ads from doubleclick (all blocked by privoxy) and another set of sponsored links at the bottom. With all the rhetoric designed to inflame linux users, it is sure to make money for them if it gets enough hits (thus getting put on /. benefits them greatly...).

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    1. Re:Is it just me... by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      There were ads? Oops, I didn't notice them.

    2. Re:Is it just me... by yRabbit · · Score: 1

      Yes, those built-in ad blockers in those terrible free software programs, grr!!

    3. Re:Is it just me... by banzai75 · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. This might be a good business model.

      1) Write Linux flamebait/FUD article
      2) Pepper article with ads.
      3) Submit the article to /. from bsd_hottie69 or somebody along those lines
      4) Article is posted on /.
      5) Profit!

      Pray that SCO doesn't realize this new untapped business model. They might start placing ads all over their press release pages and start releasing crap just to have all the /. folks immediately hit their pages and make them money. They just might be able to turn a profit this way...

  6. So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by k98sven · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there anyway I can moderate this entire story -1: Flamebait?

    1. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by GammaTau · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is there anyway I can moderate this entire story -1: Flamebait?

      I'm not sure if it's a flamebait. Maybe it was intended as a flamebait but failed? At least I don't even understand what was the point he was trying to make. Yeah, he doesn't seem to like free software but it was more like random mindless babbling than anything like a good parody or a flamebait.

      Now that I look what the article says about the author, "Howard Strauss is the manager of technology strategy", I'm thinking just what the heck is that kind of a job title? Is it a somewhat humorous AI experiment some Princeton students have submitted to Slashdot? Or is this one of the cases where one just has to say "60 lines of LISP can hardly be called an AI"?

    2. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by pVoid · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I personally think he has a very good point, in that free software has it's very interesting niches where it's good: and those are the framework niches. Apache is a framework. Apache is not a web site. (Just as linux is not a desktop).

      What does that mean? it means that when a University needs a working useful LAN, sure you can use Linux/Apache/MySQL, just as you can use Windows/IIS/MSSQL, but what you can't use is an aboslutely free website that fits your needs perfectly. There is no Universal Open Source Intranet Site. In fact, it's more like: **every** single site is unique, which means that a website being Open Source will not mean it will miraculously appear out of sourceforge (until sourceforge starts employing an infinite number of monkeys yadi yada...) It most certainly doesn't mean that you can just bypass the most crucial - and most expensive - stages of software development namely: business analysis, architecture, design, and QA - because QA is not just about bugs, as any experienced software developer would know, QA is about making sure that you have nailed your specs.

      It's nice to have the website open source, but really all that does is let others see the code in case they need a sample. Nothing more.

      That's the illusion that this guy is debunking. Not that Open Source Software is useless.

    3. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by laird · · Score: 1

      We can only hope that a vague title like "manager of technology strategy" means that this fool has no actual employees to manage, and no impact on anything that Princeton does or teaches its students. Aside from whether he's right or wrong, you'd think that Princeton would know better than to publish anything so badly written and lacking in either logic or supporting data. Apparently the .com crash didn't weed out all of the blather...

    4. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't even understand what was the point he was trying to make."

      HIS POINT: Good software costs money; budget appropriately.

      HIS METHOD: Humor, specifically satire.

      HIS PROBLEM: He is an idiot. (for proof, see his other writings)

      RESULT: specious writing, straw men, muddled thinking

    5. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is that what he was talking about? Well, ya got me there I guess. I just spent 15 minutes trying to figure out what the hell his point was and couldn't even find a context for it. He certainly didn't provide one.

      I went so far as the visit the PeopleSoft web site. Wow! Completely content free gobbledy-gook, but at least I know where to go for a complete "Human Capital Managment" system, whatever the hell that is, if I ever need one.

      At WebCT I can get "flexible pedagogical tools."

      Yummy! Can I have my electronically delivered pedantic formalism with extra cheese, please?

      So, what this guy seems to be saying is that a major university with one of the finest CS departments in the world of whom Brian Frikken' Kernighan is a member isn't qualified to put up the university website, but a bunch of MBAs selling expensive electronic snake oil to tech clueless corporations are?

      Is that what that incoherant rant was about?

      KFG

    6. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      until sourceforge starts employing an infinite number of monkeys

      Isn't this the point though? You give a (near) infinite number of monkeys a computer and keyboard and internet connection and eventually they come up with something useful (like Apache or the Linux kernel).

      They also come up with a huge amount of unusable bug-filled dross, like Gnome, KDevelop, and all the screensavers that keep coming up on my RH9 box.

      Sadly, 99% of what you see when you try to actually use Linux is the dross. Apache may be great, but it's invisible. Same for the kernel.

      This colours people's perceptions, and for good reason - the OSS model is not proven to work for the front-facing apps, in fact every time I try to use Linux it seems like more proof to me that the OSS model fails for this stuff.

      However, this guy is knocking the infrastructure, which is by all measures just fine. Even I must disagree with him on that.

    7. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hang on a minute, 99% of closed source software is dross, too. Have you ever looked in the Walmart software section? $1.99 software titles. Take a look at something like Tucows. Hunreds, if not thousands, of Visual Basic image viewing programs which the authors ask $25 or more for. Even the expensive closed source software can be dross; specialist software written under contract can be just as crap and just as unusable.

      Lets be intellectually honest with ourselves. 99% of all software is dross.

    8. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 1

      No, it's actually a real title. The global corp I work for has one too. The dept they head is usually responsible for determining the future direction of the enterprise (as the title would suggest). Somewhat similar to R&D, except you don't need any really technical people this way, cause you can just believe the consultants and salespeople, trademags, whatever and call it done.

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    9. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by dubious9 · · Score: 1

      ...the future direction of the enterprise

      Cue witty remark from CleverNickName.

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    10. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by Spoing · · Score: 1
      It's nice to have the website open source, but really all that does is let others see the code in case they need a sample. Nothing more.

      If that's his point he's not looking very hard.

      While there are a few others listed here, such as this little one, many applications do require customization though typically they aren't bare generic web services like Apache.

      PeopleSoft don't sell pre-made applications that require no configuration changes, and document creators don't write your content, so expecting that open source project should is highly unrealistic.

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    11. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to The Register, the "random mindless babbling" is pretty much exactly what is required for a flame of the week!

    12. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      There is no Universal Open Source Intranet Site. In fact, it's more like: **every** single site is unique, which means that a website being Open Source will not mean it will miraculously appear out of sourceforge (until sourceforge starts employing an infinite number of monkeys yadi yada...)

      And going with the Open Standards/Open Source thread, do you think that we will see on Sourceforge an open source implentation of RFC 2795? Maybe then we could get an infinite array of open source software :)

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    13. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by pVoid · · Score: 1
      ...Is that what that incoherant rant was about?

      I think so. The guy is going through the hair tearing frenzy that anyone who's been through a company on a death march has been. I associate with him because like many I have been through at least 3 death marches myself.

      Now, even though I Do think he's lost some of his cool and composure (e.g. citing PeopleSoft as a solution), I think he's got a very valid point which is that building software requires more than just the coding aspect of it, just like building jumbo jets is more than just the factory grounds work.

      So, what this guy seems to be saying is that a major university with one of the finest CS departments in the world of whom Brian Frikken' Kernighan is a member isn't qualified to put up the university website

      That is *exactly* right. A bunch of graduates, now matter how pumped up they are, are still only junior programmers on the market. It's a very dot-com idea to think there are hundreds of uber-hackers being spawned from these think tank universities that are just waiting to revolutionize the business. A website, unless it is a prototype for some really cool new gimmick (which these proteges might be able to do), or some very simple home page (which anyone can do), is a loong and tedious enterprise... not accomplishable in two weekends of hacking things together (think Mythical Man Month), and it is very irresponsible to think we can have students hack it together over their term holidays... And he says exactly this in the article... minus the rant.

      But hey, I'm used to trying to read past rant, I read slashdot don't I? **rimshot**

    14. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by pVoid · · Score: 1
      However, this guy is knocking the infrastructure, which is by all measures just fine. Even I must disagree with him on that.

      That's what I think he's not knocking, and everyone here seems to think... He's not knocking Linux, nor Apache. He's knocking a business model of:

      1) get a million student

      2) ...?

      3) profit

    15. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by pVoid · · Score: 1
      I don't think that's what he's expecting... I think he's expecting whatever software they need to integrate with his DB2 database from 1982. Not the other way around.

      I also think he's made a valid accusation about a specific OSS model, without ever hinting that closed source is the solution... everyone on slashdot is making that (fallacious) link.

    16. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by pVoid · · Score: 1
      Hah you made me laugh...

      I must say I just had a brilliant idea while I was shaving. We could actually achieve this today... imagine we made a beowulf cluster of all the /dev/random's in the world...

      I'm sure we've even missed out on a couple of awesome OS releases by now... crap! We can't afford to wait any longer!

    17. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by pVoid · · Score: 1
      Btw, I think the current world population of programmers is around 2.3 million... We need at least 2.83 million to reach infinity.

    18. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      Now that I look what the article says about the author, "Howard Strauss is the manager of technology strategy", I'm thinking just what the heck is that kind of a job title? Is it a somewhat humorous AI experiment some Princeton students have submitted to Slashdot?

      The admission department at Princeton decided they do need more applicants with strong interest in AI. Hacking the entry code is the initial exam. You're admitted!

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    19. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by ThePhin · · Score: 1

      Truly. My wife, confronted with some monumentally non sequitur statement, said it all:

      "What?!? That--that's not even ... stupid!"

    20. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      It's a fancy term for a janitor.

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    21. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong.. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I'm sure we've even missed out on a couple of awesome OS releases by now... crap! We can't afford to wait any longer!

      But the CRITIC would still PAN them. And the Zone Operation Organizations would still need some management ;) It is all there in the RFC ;) And Yes, I have nothing better to do than read really long April 1 RFC's....

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  7. yeesh, talk about article -1troll by atlasheavy · · Score: 1

    Let's get something straight here: I'm not exactly impressed by Linux on a regular basis. I think that the UIs you find on it typically suck. I think that the lack of It Just Works kind of sucks. But... This is ridiculous. I don't get the idea that Howard has the slightest idea what he's talking about. I can only assume that he was personally burned, or something, by some open source project. Maybe some MIS or IT underling pushed an OSS solution that burned his department... Weird. In any case, I think he needs to take a chill-pill. I'm amazed that something that vitriolic would be published in a mag. associated with such an august institution.

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    1. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the UIs you find on it typically suck.

      Funny, I think the Windows GUI is the one that sucks. I understand that everyone has different needs, but for me KDE fits my usage better than Windows.

    2. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      And I'm a GNOME whore... that also happens to be a web designer.

      Like it or not, the people behind the Linux Interfaces are no longer programmers. There's some very real, very talented, design coming out of the UI projects... KDE, GNOME, XFce, etc. are all learning... Learning not to just present their user with widgets, but learning how to make a program talk to its user. It's very enjoyable.

    3. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by AmigaAvenger · · Score: 1
      I'm not exactly impressed by Linux on a regular basis.
      hmm, I bet you don't have a single day go by without being thankful for linux, and open source software in particular. (hint, think slashdot, and 2/3's of the websites you visit. now if ignoring all those isn't enough, get rid of the multitude of routers/switches/other net devices that are running some sort of linux. i'm fairly sure you couldn't have a single day without linux if you tried!
    4. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by ceejayoz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hint: he's talking about state of the Linux desktop. Just about everyone knows Linux rules the server world right now.

      Of course, you knew that, and chose instead to make a smart-assed reply that makes you look about as mature as the little kid sticking his fingers in his ear and yelling "lalalalalala" when he's criticized.

    5. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by dorward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obviously he is talking about the desktop with his slamming of the development model used by free software and his grand total of zero uses of the word 'desktop' in the article!

    6. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Its implicit in his discussion of the user interface. Who the hell cares about the user interface on a linux server? It's a command line, fer christ's sake.

    7. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by AntiOrganic · · Score: 1

      Windows-based server platforms have a user interface, and maybe this is what he's referring to? It certainly wouldn't surprise me, given the propensity for this man to suck Microsoft's dick.

      And I noticed that you didn't bother to address any of the parent's other claims concerning invalidation of the open-source development method, et al. Making a claim about the user interface does naught for these points, which are fairly important ones.

    8. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for perpetuating the stereotype of OSS advocates as brittle little bitches who can't stand to see the slightest criticism of Linux. But I suppose that's par for the course from an Amigoid; You guys set the gold standard for hysterical platform advocacy.

    9. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      I think that the UIs you find on it typically suck.

      If he's talking about Linux's UI, he's talking about it on the desktop.

      Developers do, after all, develop on a desktop system before it's put out on the servers.

    10. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Windows-based server platforms have a user interface, and maybe this is what he's referring to?

      Ah, yes, that's why he said:

      I'm not exactly impressed by Linux on a regular basis.

      Hello reading comprehension!

    11. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by AntiOrganic · · Score: 1

      You know, you still haven't addressed the other claims, especially the one generalizing the open-source development model.

    12. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Let's review:

      Let's get something straight here: I'm not exactly impressed by Linux on a regular basis. I think that the UIs you find on it typically suck. I think that the lack of It Just Works kind of sucks. But... This is ridiculous. I don't get the idea that Howard has the slightest idea what he's talking about. I can only assume that he was personally burned, or something, by some open source project. Maybe some MIS or IT underling pushed an OSS solution that burned his department... Weird. In any case, I think he needs to take a chill-pill. I'm amazed that something that vitriolic would be published in a mag. associated with such an august institution.

      Now, where do you find criticism of the open source development model in the post being discussed?

      The poster criticized Linux's UI, not the OSS model - unless I'm blind and not seeing what you're all up in arms about.

    13. Re:yeesh, talk about article -1troll by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      And I noticed that you didn't bother to address any of the parent's other claims concerning invalidation of the open-source development method, et al.

      That's right, I didn't. I wasn't responding to the parent post. I was responding to your inaccurate characterisation of the post that *you* were responding to.

      Making a claim about the user interface does naught for these points, which are fairly important ones.

      I didn't see any comment at all about the open source development method in the parent post. Perhaps you could point this section out to me? All I saw were his comments about his experience of Linux on the desktop, which coincidentally happen to match my own.

  8. timothy is an evil man by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see the plan, post four links to Princeton servers and watch them suffer. Make them pay for their insolence!

    1. Re:timothy is an evil man by drafalski · · Score: 1

      Its alright - they aren't using IIS.

    2. Re:timothy is an evil man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHA! IIS is teh suck, because Micro$oft made it! You are teh funnay! I wish I could sheep-troll like you! I want to suck Linus's cock! Mmmmm delicious Linus-cock, looks just like a penguin!

    3. Re:timothy is an evil man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Timothy's a moron. "Not everyone at Princeton agrees," he says, implying that the four linked articles rebut the main article. They do nothing of the sort; they're just boring fanboy crap. Like I care what version of RH some student runs.

    4. Re:timothy is an evil man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Timothy had very little to do with it, moron. It's djeaux's idea, see?

  9. Attitude by hendridm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That guys animosity towards students reflects the level of customer service that most Universities provide today.

    Nobody said most college students are masters of project management or the big picture, but they are a talented group of programmers. To dismiss them as worthless is to ignore a valuable and cheap source of labor. You may not want to make them PM just yet, but I gaurentee they'll work their asses off, with a little direction, more than that 30-year veteran who has become acustomed to the University's indiference towards laziness. Union YES!

    Most computer science students I know haven't been corrupted yet and still have a high work ethic, they just need a little direction and be brought down a level to reality. Once they get past thinking they can change the place overnight, they make some excellent, hard working individuals.

    But alas, the University I attended didn't hire any of its graduates either. While I was working there, not one of my supervisors had any sort of degree and they weren't eager to give anyone from the inside a chance upon graduation (again, I'm not talking about management positions, but I've seen plenty of entry level jobs that turned down countless grads from the Uni. I guess they don't have faith in what they teach.)

    1. Re:Attitude by Hanji · · Score: 1

      Most computer science students I know haven't been corrupted yet and still have a high work ethic

      I should introduce you to some of my friends ...

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    2. Re:Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all relative. It takes a certain level of work ethic to graduate from a decent University. Make all the jokes about modern Uni's you want, not everyone can do it...

    3. Re:Attitude by tuxedobob · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, at my school, one of the database professors has her students do service learning projects for non-profit agencies. The one I did last year turned out pretty well, was a phenomenal success for the agency, and I continued working on it for the non-profit in question as part of my co-op.

    4. Re:Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In similar sentiment, I wonder how Princeton would feel if they got rid of their undergraduate schools and departments. Now, I realize that as a top ranked university, much of their funding is from grants and endowment (usually alumni donations) money (specifically interest from their endowment).

      I just find it odd that a manager of Princeton services would badmouth teenagers of a project like the word "teenagers" would drive fear and despair in all that hear it. Especially when a fair amount of esteem and possibly even matched income comes from a select subset of the same. Undergrad tuition at roughly $25,000 a year is nothing to sneeze at, even if higher education tends to (*cough* bullshit *cough*) claims they lose money per such students. (And yes, I say entire undergraduate because, except for transfers, you enter as a freshman usually, as a teenager, and then age, so they would lose their junior and seniors too.)

      Too bad the guy doesn't realize that a fair number of open software and hardware analysis comes from Princeton grad students and even professors.

    5. Re:Attitude by Malc · · Score: 1

      "Most computer science students I know haven't been corrupted yet"

      Don't you mean jaded and embittered after discovering that their gargantuan efforts make zero impact on the world and that everybody else (especially businesses) will use that eager attitude against them to rape them for everything their worth?

    6. Re:Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most computer science students I know haven't been corrupted yet and still have a high work ethic, they just need a little direction and be brought down a level to reality.

      High work ethic? WTF have you been smoking? hell, most of my CompSci Bretheren can't code worth a damn unless they're high, not exactly an outstanding work ethic now is it?

      Not to mention pulling an all nighter to hand in your term project after skipping class for 2 1/2 months. Jesus, you really have forgotten how lazy university students get haven't you?

    7. Re:Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit you articulated precisely my entire career within the world's largest computer company. (Hint: it's NOT Microsoft.)

      And it's well-known "support" of linux should be eyed with extreme caution by the open-source community. Its left hand sells hardware and desperately wants linux to increase in stability and robustness until it can drop its proprietary Unix altogether. However, its right hand sells software and will eventually run up against the free-as-in-beer offerings encroaching its existing market space, and it remains unclear inside the organization which side is going to give.

    8. Re:Attitude by advocate_one · · Score: 1
      "but I've seen plenty of entry level jobs that turned down countless grads from the Uni. I guess they don't have faith in what they teach."

      more likely they don't want to pay them a good wage, but would rather use the next crop of undergraduates cheaply.

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    9. Re:Attitude by archilocus · · Score: 1

      What makes you think students are the customers?

      I worked under that illlusion in a University for four years before I came to the realisation that they are kind of upscale retirement homes for intelligent but socially dysfunctional individuals.

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    10. Re:Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Why would the "next crop" be any cheaper than the current crop, especially when the market is so shitty?

    11. Re:Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Not to mention pulling an all nighter to hand in your term project after skipping class for 2 1/2 months.

      The very fact that they get the job done is more than I can say about most employees, degree or not. These students are merely looking for the most "efficient" route to fulfilling the requirements of the task at hand, and apparently going to class isn't included in that. Makes sense to me. I didn't go to college to learn - I went to get a degree and that's what I got.

      The PDA was one of man's greatest inventions. It actually gave me something to do during class.

    12. Re:Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone sounds bitter. Did you get canned?

      They ARE the customer, as is the local tax payer. The University is doing both a disservice with their indifference towards education.

    13. Re:Attitude by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      The next crop of undergraduates... the current one just graduated and got far more expensive.

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  10. Mr. Howard Strauss... by FFFish · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...ex-manager of technology strategy and outreach at Princeton University, one should hope. That kind of stupidity can't go unrewarded, can it?

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    1. Re: Mr. Howard Strauss... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > ...ex-manager of technology strategy and outreach at Princeton University, one should hope. That kind of stupidity can't go unrewarded, can it?

      Think CIS, and it will simultaneously explain the stupidity and the anti-Free sentiment.

      And this rant will probably be rewarded with big donations so he can do more of this kind of "research" for the needy software businesses who feel threatened by FOSS.

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    2. Re:Mr. Howard Strauss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's sort of what I was thinking.

      On one hand we have the entire IT industry. While many websites are still hosted on something other than Apache, they are the exception. Some companies have actually gone so far as to try the alternatives and have come back. Even MS, for heavens sake, depends on Linux farms to deliver their software and services.

      On the other hand we have the Head of IT at a large institution not only dismissing that very software out of hand but doing so in a patently spiteful and absurd tone.

      It is apparent, unless this was meant as a joke, that Mr. Strauss is, at best, incompetent to direct strategy for any organization the size of Princeton. Suppose, for example, Princeton needed a new supercomputer. Lets look at some possible bidders and how Mr. Strauss would advise the board:

      Cray - The name in supercomputers. One of the most respected names in supercomputers. Uses Linux. Strauss' rec: Forget it...they're an unreliable bunch of skiddies.

      IBM - The original name in big iron. Possibly the oldest, largest and most established IT company on the planet. Strong supporter of Linux. Strauss' rec: Definitely not...thieves and miscreants the lot.

      Microsoft - Large established firm with a long criminal record and possibly illegal licensing terms. Currently OS barely runs on one CPU at a time. Strauss' rec: Clearly the only realistic option.

  11. Blackboard!!?? by illogic · · Score: 5, Funny

    "instead of having highly paid programmers at... Blackboard build your critical university systems, you can have scores of software gurus scattered around the globe working completely independently build them for you FOR FREE."

    Oh, you didn't. You mean free vending machines for life Blackboard?

    1. Re:Blackboard!!?? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      might be this Blackboard...

    2. Re:Blackboard!!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is or at least was the biggest pile of crap i've ever had to suffer through for college... i hear the new version is better... it loads in 2mins now....

    3. Re:Blackboard!!?? by f0rtytw0 · · Score: 1

      Blackboard is a total pile. I used it once, just once, in one of my classes. Our class used it however as more of a study of buggy software. We used it for one project. Although I believe my group never bothered with it, we just used irc.

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  12. Wow by jmt9581 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I just read the article posted, and it doesn't appear to have a single relevant statistics. I feel like I gained three pieces of information from this article:
    • There are people out there whose minds are so closed off to change that they don't even know how ridiculous they sound.
    • Howard Strauss could use an education in deductive logic. This article totally failed to substantiate any of the claims that it made. I've heard more coherent arguments from Rush Limbaugh.
    • Strauss could also stand to learn a thing or two about the way that the software industry works. How does gaining the source code to an application give up the "project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support" of proprietary software? Does he really think that proprietary software companies are willing to employ best practices at the expense of their bottom line?
    • I am extremely grateful to the Princeton financial aid department for not matching the offers that I received from other colleges. I could have ended up taking a class from this tool.
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    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just read the article posted, and it doesn't appear to have a single relevant statistics.

      Offer up statistics that counter his arguments.

      Otherwise, you're just saying his arguments are wrong, and basically doing the same thing he is...

    2. Re:Wow by Ray+Yang · · Score: 5, Informative

      Fear not. This particular personage works for OIT (Office of Information Technology), a bunch of folks who mess up the networks they're supposed to manage so badly they've been summarily banned from the CS Department.

      Did I mention that I love my regular internet service outages?

    3. Re: Wow by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I've heard more coherent arguments from Rush Limbaugh.

      Yeah, but Rush had drugs to help him out.

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    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Excellent points! Here's a few more:

      That's what you get when colleges academia swear their loyalties to tenure and union protections. You won't believe how intollerant the self-proclaimed "progressives" can be when it comes to challenging their ideas.

      At least Limbaugh admitted he was on drugs...

      Those that can't do, teach.

    5. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel like I gained three pieces of information from this article:

      * There ...
      * Howard Strauss ...
      * Strauss ...
      * I am ...


      That how they count to three where you went to school?

    6. Re:Wow by De · · Score: 1

      I too am a Princeton student, and I just want to echo these statements. Please don't mistake this man for one of our brilliant computer science professors such as Ed Felten or Brian Kernighan.

      He's an OIT CS-wannabe, nothing more, and this is clearly his bitterness at that dept. for demonstrating his incompetence.

    7. Re:Wow by Sangui5 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The above posting is somewhat more insightful that it appears at first glance. Consider this: I have yet to attend or visit an institution where the CS/EE departments did not have their own computing services departments.

      I can quite specifically point to CRL at UIUC and CTS at Wash U. Both are "wholly owned subsidiaries" of their respective CS departments (although CTS provides support for other deparments...for a price). And both are far more competant than any of the other IT staffs at their institutions.

      Now, why is this interesting? Think--CS and EE departments make much heavier use of Unix (especially free Unix) than other departments. Their respective IT departments manage to keep these abused and Unix-heavy infrastructures up and running far more effectively with far less fuss than the underutilized and MS-heavy infrastructures of other departments (actually, to be fair, the Olin B-School does have a better-than-average IT support staff. Nowhere near as good as CRL or CTS, but better than average. Something to do with hiring a bunch of employees with a 25% turnover rate).

      Let's summarize the interesting facts:

      1. CS and EE departments make punishing use of their computing resources.
      2. CS and EE departments tend to be Unix-centric, especially Linux and BSD (although HP and Sun do have a strong yet diminishing presence).
      3. As a result, CS and EE departments tend to have thier own, separate facilities.
      4. As a result, CS and EE departments cannot take advantages of the enormous economies of scale inheirent in large-scale administration (it should be roughly as easy to admin 1000 machines as 100 or 10000).
      5. Despite this, CS and EE departments tend to enjoy fairly reliable, trouble free computing.
      6. In contrast, other departments suffer from poor-performing, unreliable computing.
      So, even though they have all of the disadvantages (at least as Mr. Strauss would list them), CS/EE departments get the better end of the computing deal.

      If this is computing with no QC, no support, and no accountability, someone needs to sue those bastards pushing 6-sigma for screwing everybody else over.

    8. Re:Wow by nathanh · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I just read the article posted, and it doesn't appear to have a single relevant statistics.

      Offer up statistics that counter his arguments.

      Otherwise, you're just saying his arguments are wrong, and basically doing the same thing he is...

      No. He's saying that the troll's arguments are uncorroborated. The troll made the claims so the troll has to provide the evidence. It's not up to the Slashdotter to provide evidence to disprove the claims.

    9. Re:Wow by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Does he really think that proprietary software companies are willing to employ best practices at the expense of their bottom line?

      Uh, ours does. In fact, we test every piece of code that goes to a customer on a dozen different hardware pieces, we have a unit of each model of printer that we've okayed for use (some 30 or 40 units) and for big releases we deal with several large beta customers before release.

      And our company only employs 20 people. Every minute spent testing is a minute we could be making a new product...but supporting the old stuff is what makes us so popular with the customers we have, and it's why they pay support costs every year and buy our new stuff when it comes out.

      In fact, now that I think about it, every company I've worked with since I started my professional career had a very serious and very adept quality team on our side. Most of the time they were structured in such a way that QA was working actively AGAINST the release of any software...playing a sort of programmatic Spy vs. Spy with the developers. The result is stronger software faster, which contributes to the bottom line.

      I *LIKE* open source, but the existing mechanisms for testing are really terrible, even if the bug repair response can be great. And since there's no accountability, there's little enforcement for responsibility...we KNOW that the developers of applciation X will probably fix that big hole in the security layer, but there's always the chance that they'll say "screw it, we want to work on the new stuff, fix it yourself." This is not the news you want to hear when a bug is holding up your business...that you will either have to hire an expensive programmer who knows the code, or a cheap programmer who will take weeks to get it done.

      A lot of companies aren't willing to take the chance. To them, the security of having a responsible company behind their software is worth the money "wasted" by not going with an OSS project.

      Not that this guy isn't a complete prick. Just playing Devil's Advocate, and reminding ya'll that like all drugs, OSS isn't right for everyone. There are side effects.

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    10. Re:Wow by cyril3 · · Score: 1

      So which of the 4 pieces of information didn't you gain from the article

    11. Re:Wow by laird · · Score: 3, Informative

      " *LIKE* open source, but the existing mechanisms for testing are really terrible, even if the bug repair response can be great. And since there's no accountability, there's little enforcement for responsibility...we KNOW that the developers of applciation X will probably fix that big hole in the security layer, but there's always the chance that they'll say "screw it, we want to work on the new stuff, fix it yourself." This is not the news you want to hear when a bug is holding up your business...that you will either have to hire an expensive programmer who knows the code, or a cheap programmer who will take weeks to get it done."

      Just like proprietary software, open source software varies widely in its quality, and in the maturity of the development process. There are projects (like MySQL, Apache, gcc, Tomcat, Mozilla, etc.) that have astoundingly good regression test suites. Heck, check a change into the Mozilla source code tree and it'll automatically be compiled and regression tested (hundreds of tests) on all supported hardware and OS platforms, with a pretty web page pointing out who broke what when, not to mention a killer defect tracking database. Of course, there are also open source projects that aren't as mature, but then there are proprietary products with bad quality as well.

      In my experience the code quality of open source projects is better than proprietary code, because the developers are more afraid of having "the world" see bad code than they are of having "their boss" see bad code. Peer pressure, in this case, is a wonderful thing. Also, engineers on open source projects are typically more responsive than in closed source software product companies, because they can be (no marketing or management barriers) -- only the smallest software companies are as responsive to customers as open source developers, for the same reason.

      The 'danger' in using an open source project is that you might use a project without many other users, or have problems that nobody else cares about, in which case you'll have to fix it yourself. You can manage this by making sure that the project is active, and that your application is "typical." If you're company 1M using Apache, there's no risk. If you're company 1 using RandomProject, you're going to run into bumps. Of course, the same is true of proprietary software products, though it's a little harder to find out the real situation, particularly with small companies, so you have to do some digging.

      The 'danger' is using a closed source product is that you can't fix the problems yourself, only beg a vendor to fix them (which they often charge professional service fees for!), if they decide to fix the problem at all, on their time schedule. You can manage this by making sure that you pay maintenance, and that you completely rewrite the software license to ensure that the product conforms to the documentation, and that there are response times and financial to give some teeth to make sure that the vendor has the right incentives to make you successful. Never, ever sign a software license as written by any software company -- they're absurdly slanted towards the vendor.

    12. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He spelled "rediculous" wrong! Get him!! ;)

    13. Re:Wow by Thangodin · · Score: 1

      The picture he draws is of a bunch of home hobbyists just throwing code into the pot. OSS has a long heritage of careful design and consideration that goes back to Bell labs and K&R, and it was not built for free: it was built largely by companies that needed it for their own uses and wanted other people to use the same code for the purposes of interoperability, or because they needed the code to do something else that WAS their main product.

      What I see when I work with Unix and Linux is a system designed with engineering principles in mind, not just for the bottom line. With Microsoft, engineering principles and sound design are constantly being compromised by marketing strategy. Those who have to work with it often run into vaporware extensions that don't work but were put there to ward off the competition. A good example of this is the DirectX network calls, which almost sunk several games because the game developers were counting on them to provide their game connectivity, only to discover at a late stage that they had to write their own from scratch! And everyone who has ever worked on a commercial piece of software knows that, usually, the thing ships when the money runs out, not when it's done.

      I'll take a piece of software written off the clock, thank you very much. At least I know that they shipped it when it was done.

    14. Re:Wow by illuminatedwax · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You obviously haven't looked at The University of Chicago's CS Dept. (note that since this is U of C, there is no EE dept) The corresponding network manager is NSIT, which, IIRC, has nothing to do with the CS dept besides occasionally hiring an undergrad.

      This makes a lot of sense, though, seeing as U of C's curriculum is a lot more theory based than most. A CS major's preliminary course is taught in Scheme. We use strange things like ML. Heck, the CS building is connected to the math building.

      NSIT, like Princeton, also leaves something to be desired. Like the 2 or 3 major email malfunctions that occur every year.

      Of course, the CS department's own machines do always seem to be running smoothly...

      --Stephen

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    15. Re:Wow by StarTux · · Score: 1

      Maybe there will be a few more new jobs opening?

      I couldn't take anything he wrote as being serious, was he actually being serious?

      StarTux

    16. Re:Wow by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      It would be nice if somebody from Princeton publicly rebuked him or disawowed his point of view. For example Princeton university could publicly issue a statement that said something like "Mr. Strauss has expressed certain views that are not the views of this university or it's CS dept."

      Something simple like that would go a long way.

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    17. Re:Wow by Nevyn · · Score: 1
      Uh, ours does. In fact, we test every piece of code that goes to a customer on a dozen different hardware pieces, we have a unit of each model of printer that we've okayed for use (some 30 or 40 units) and for big releases we deal with several large beta customers before release.

      And our company only employs 20 people. Every minute spent testing is a minute we could be making a new product...but supporting the old stuff is what makes us so popular with the customers we have, and it's why they pay support costs every year and buy our new stuff when it comes out.

      In fact, now that I think about it, every company I've worked with since I started my professional career had a very serious and very adept quality team on our side. Most of the time they were structured in such a way that QA was working actively AGAINST the release of any software...playing a sort of programmatic Spy vs. Spy with the developers. The result is stronger software faster, which contributes to the bottom line.

      Oh, my. Where do you work? Far to many places I've worked at companies the QA has been something that people assume the programer does (mostly for internal code) ... or they have a QA team, but it is "controlled" by the engineering managers. One very large company I worked for had a seperate QA dept. however if they found any bugs that they thought should hold up a release (and they had 3 days to do it in) then they had to ask the development dept. to stop the code from shipping. No matter what the bug, they were powerless to do anything. Of course the same dept. had no unit tests and used "RCS" for version control.

      I *LIKE* open source, but the existing mechanisms for testing are really terrible, even if the bug repair response can be great. And since there's no accountability, there's little enforcement for responsibility

      This isn't true, my goddamn name is in the authors file and the web site etc. Not some nameless corporation. I am completely accountable, which is why Vstr has over 98% code coverage and the test suite is almost half the size of the code. This is very unlike when I work on code inside a company, where often can we deploy it is the only question asked and time just isn't allocated to do it to the same level of quality. It would probably be more fair to say that OSS is often more concentrated in it's accountability.

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    18. Re:Wow by anal_assassin · · Score: 1

      This may appear off topic but gives insight into the naive mind of schools of IT or infoSys at uni's....

      What Ray Yang said is oh so true... at my uni it's called the 'school of information systems technology' they are completely and utterly incompetent, as opposed to our school of computer science and engineering which has an aura of plentiful goodness.

      someone else mentioned 'those who cannot do, teach.'... that also nails it... school of info sys is involved with the middle management side of things.. one of our CS lecturers got in trouble because he spoofed infoSys in a lecture saying they were gunna show you how to unwrap the msOffice box. The lecturers there are the ones that can't make it in the real world... if they were good managers they'd be getting paid more than a lecturer... and they're sure as hell not at uni to do research... what infoSys research can u do?...what the best colours are for your bar graphs?

    19. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except they should spell "its" correctly.

      Dictionaries do exist, you know.

    20. Re:Wow by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Um. As far as I know, ALL open source code comes as is with no warranty stated or implied. As such, there is no LEGAL accountability, which when you're planning a business is the only thing that matters. You could post your phone number and address and still have the ability to say "Nuh uh, not gonna help you" when somebody calls.

      Try getting funding from a bank. Tell them the core applications you're working with come with no warranty and no support. See how much they increase your line of credit!

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    21. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I can tell, this particular personage we all are talking about Obviousally knows nothing about the IT industry let alone IS. and therefore explains much of what you say.

      They hire the blathering idiots to work in the OIT.

      Nice. It must be because they pay almost nothing to keep their collective IQ in that department so low.

    22. Re:Wow by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      The majority of small businesses do not have an IT staff. They do not have the ability to "fix it themselves," so the loss of this option is not a problem. What is a "typical" application? And what do you do when a project is no longer "active?"

      These are big decisions to make if you're the owner of a chain of flower shops trying to get your order processing system in place. You don't know shit from programs, and as such you want something that's cheap to support, not just free up front. It is not as simple as "Open Source is cheaper/better/etc"...for small business, TCO is evrything.

      And smart proprietary source vendors do not leave their customers high and dry as you are suggesting. That would be pure lunacy, to shake down your clients in their hour of need...in fact, the companies that have done this (Iomega's the only one I can think of) often do so at the sake of their market dominance. A lot of companies ask for money to fix problems immediately, but will fix them for free if you're willing to wait a little while. Because a short term cash grab that comes at the expense of customers who don't have the cash equals eventual failure, and if you're dealing with such myopic companies you're making a bad decision to begin with.

      And to be honest, most of the software licenses I've seen are very well balanaced. I'm talking about agreements between your company and theirs...not the silly, unenforcable EULAs nobody reads. Usually, the license is a small part of a larger contract including terms for support, what's covered by the support warranty, and what kinds of support you can get. And the attitude of the proprietary company towards this contract should be everything. Microsoft, for as much as you people shit on them, has GREAT on call support and in my experience can fix more problems in an hour call (three of which come with our developer's dealy) than a team of third party consultants can all day. Our warranty with Sybase doesn't include support, and yet their developers have bent over backwards answering "support-like" emails and phone calls. They want our business so they can keep theres. Believe it or not, community's the key to proprietary software as much as it is for Open Source...there's just more on the line.

      Stop your FUD, it's ugly coming out of Bill & friends but it's positively hideous from his supposedly progressive alternatives. Open Source is a viable option, but claiming it's best for every market is inviting failure. A lot of people are better served by the ubiquity of the windows world, monopoly or no, and denying this fact just makes the movement look silly.

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    23. Re:Wow by jonnyfivealive · · Score: 1

      that's the way it is here at Oklahoma State Our CS dept runs solaris and harldy ever goes down, while the rest of the campus (save the arts and sciences office im in, we run solaris as well) runs windows and gets hacked on a regular basis. thats not counting the times it just goes down.

      our IT dept is in dire need of some *nix, but our new IT director is all windows. i wont say i havent benefitted from the free M$ software ive gotten through the msdaa he arranged, but our network is a little unstable to say the least.

    24. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I could have ended up taking a class from this tool.


      You misspelled "stool"

    25. Re:Wow by radish · · Score: 1

      Very true, and not just in the US. I went to IC in the UK and the CS department run their own networks (very well I might add) as a seperate entity from the college-wide ICT who were largely a joke (when I was there anyway).

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    26. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the old "legal accountability" arguement. Proprietary software comes with licenses that covers the company's ass. Good luck suing the software company.

    27. Re:Wow by Nevyn · · Score: 1
      Try getting funding from a bank. Tell them the core applications you're working with come with no warranty and no support. See how much they increase your line of credit!

      So how many people have sued Microsoft for costing them millions due to SoBig etc.? ... so how many banks will give funding if you say "Well our core software doesn't work, but hey it's from MS so they are acountable"? Replacing MS with some random other firm will not inspire anymore confidence, I think. Banks/VCs are much more likely to give funding if you can say "we have access to the source for all our core software" than if you can't.

      Legal acountability for comercial software vendors is a fiction. However if you wish to play "lets pretend", then you can get this same fiction from Red Hat, Novell etc. You sign a piece of paper, it says "you will pay X" and "we will be acountable in X ways".

      But this isn't anything to do with accountability, it's to do with service agreements ... accountability is how often you need them. Or at the extreme, you can say "this works". However, very few pieces of software come with that kind of accountability.

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    28. Re:Wow by laird · · Score: 1

      For a small company, I agree that any enterprise software would have to be a part of a systems integration deal with ongoing maintenance, not a straight software purchase, since as you point out they'd not have any IT department to support them.

      I certainly didn't argue that open source was "best for every market" -- I argue that both open and closed source have different advantages and disadvantages for customers. I happen to agree that for typical desktops Windows (or MacOS) are better choices than Linux, becase they're _not_ functionally equivalent. Heck, my example was that there were good reasons to buy the Oracle database, which is not only proprietary but really expensive, so I don't regard myself as a promoter of open source in all cases. But when you buy closed source software you're dependent on your relationship with your vendor, more so than your dependence on an open source project's developer community, so you need contractual tools to give you leverage in that relationship. Sure, MS (for example) is great at responding to certain types of issues (e.g. helping you use their products as-is), but they're terrible at responding to others (e.g. they don't care about some bugs so they're not going to fix them, or they don't want to do what you want so they're never going to implement it). This is not specific to MS -- I've run into that with every software vendor I've ever used; it's simple reality that a vendor's agenda or resource allocation decisions may from time to time diverge from their customers. That's true with open source projects as well, but at least in that case there's a fall-back of paying someone to do what you need, which isn't an option for many commercial products. Or if it is an option, you're hit with insanely inflated professional services charges.

      "most of the software licenses I've seen are very well balanaced"

      I've been involved in $1M+ deals with many of the major software companies (MS, Oracle, Sun, Netscape, SAP, ATG, etc.), and in none of those cases did they start with a license that provided a meaningful warranty or committed to any response to bug reports, they want to be paid on delivery of the software rather than it working in production, etc. Of course, they're not out to screw their customers, but their starting point is that they're not legally committed to anything, so you're dependent on their goodwill (which gives them control). With most major vendors, I've run into situations where they didn't want to do what I needed them to do, and had to use the contract as leverage to get what I needed. Never lawsuits, but "discussions." That doesn't mean that proprietary software is bad -- it just means that you need to protect yourself in the negotiations over the license and other contractual terms. You have to negotiate to get yourself decent terms. If I were them, I might try the same trick -- no doubt many companies don't realize that they can negotiate, or don't catch everything, and that probably makes their lawyers happy because it limits exposure (e.g. if there's a real warranty, they have a liability on their books until the warranty expires). But it does mean that you have to be careful to protect yourself, because the standard contracts only protect the vendor, not the buyer (because the person who drafted it worked for the vendor, and his job is to protect his employer). None of this is to say that proprietary software is evil or shouldn't be used, just that you need to know what you're getting into.

      That being said, smaller sofware companies are typically closer to their customers, and have better standard licenses, perhaps because they can't afford as many lawyers.

    29. Re:Wow by JamieF · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not the computers, it's the users that bog down the non-CS IT departments. You're overlooking the size and skill level of the user base.

      CS students (who have gotten past the Freshman level weed-out courses) are likely to me MUCH more tech savvy than, say, a music or statistics major (who mainly want to just run one or two applications and then read email and surf).

      Compare that small group of highly technical users, who probably have owned computers for years and years and are embarassed to have to ask for help with printing, etc. (RTFM!), with the hordes of "mundanes" who just have to write a freakin' paper and don't know what "PC Load Letter" means on the printer or why opening attachments is dangerous.

      >CS and EE departments make punishing use of their computing resources.

      By which you mean, power users run programs that use a lot of CPU resources. Ooo, scary! Non-CS students physically break computers because they don't know better or don't care:

      I need more RAM, I think I'll steal it out of a lab computer.

      Hey what's this attachment, hey it doesn't seem to be doing anything, hmm now this computer's slow, oh well who cares, I'll use the next one.

      Oops, I spilled my coke in the keyboard. I better not tell anybody or I'll have to pay for a new keyboard, and I bet that's expensive.

      How nice that they built a cup holder into the front of this computer. Oops, I spilled my coffee into the cup holder opening.

      I'm late for class, this printer is slow, maybe if I yank on the paper as it comes out, it'll print faster. Oops, paper jam, I'm outta here.

      I love Napster! I think I'll download a bunch more file sharing apps and run them all the time since all my bandwidth is free.

      This 22MB MPEG is soooo funny. I think I'll email it to everybody I have an email address for.

    30. Re:Wow by phcrack · · Score: 1

      I don't think it has anything to do with a unix centric environment. Our CS department only has one IRIX lab (donated), and the rest of the machines are either straight WindowsXP or dual-boot RedHat. It's the fact that there are people involved in the hiring of our support staff have clue that makes the difference as to how well our support staff do their jobs. We've had 0 downtime durning the school year, and only three days during the summers since I got here.

      When you're VP Educational Information Tech. is an ex-nurse with no real technical background, his chief underling is a business grad with an MSCE, and research consists of listening to the vendor tell you about how hard it will be to learn UNIX sysadmin, you can only expect so much out of an IT dept.

    31. Re:Wow by Sangui5 · · Score: 1

      Not particularly. I can think of a tenured full professor who kept knocking on my office door for help with such difficult and complex programs as "tar" and "winzip". Another who thought it was the greatest thing in the world to read his email by running netscape on the departmental web-server (can you say memory leak?). It's only the CS labs that will let you install software--all the non-CS labs were locked down too tight for that. So no Napster for them, but plenty of DC for the CS majors. And if the non-CS users are so tech-dumb, why would they even think of stealing RAM from a lab computer--they don't know what RAM is. Only in engineering labs have I seen computes locked shut for the sole purpose of preventing RAM shrinkage (although the other labs have better wise up quick).

      When I wrote that phrase, "punishing use", I was specifically thinking of Dr. Michael Brent at Wash U. His work is in bioinformatics. Last time I talked to the support staff there, they were bitching about how they were going to have to swipe spare drives from another system, as his students have been hitting the datasets on his RAID array so hard the drives haven't had a break. Ever. And that the delivery of replacements was delayed, so they'd already installed all of the cold spares they keep on hand for him.

      I was specifically thinking about students in the operating systems classes, learning about fork() for the first time. When I TA'd it (and now still, since the sysadmins don't realize I've moved on), I would regularly get angry emails from the sysadmins, telling me to chew my students out over forkbombing various systems. No matter how nastily I'd warn them about running their labs on multi systems (stupid anyway--the other users add noise to any data you collect), at least one of the big systems would be taken down every semester.

  13. Is he talking about Nautilus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nautilus the start-up who spend millions of dollars to develop?

    I did not read the article. Just posting and having fun with all you guys!

    My IP? Why do you care? Is this post really anonymous?

  14. whoah, don't tell anyone.... by Malor · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Wow. I guess 2/3 of the Web *IS* wrong. I'm sorry, Microsoft. I should have listened.

    1. Re:whoah, don't tell anyone.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonder if his article was hosted on an Apache server? Then again, it's a question that probably confuses him too.

    2. Re:whoah, don't tell anyone.... by Malor · · Score: 1

      Actually, that was the first thing I checked. Netcraft says it's on Windows Server 2003 running IIS. I was bummed, figured I could really blast him. :-)

    3. Re:whoah, don't tell anyone.... by soloport · · Score: 1

      You misspelled *IIS*...

  15. You are one fast typist . by zymano · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    and you got 1st post too and a 5 insightful.

    You make the bonus round.

    1. Re:You are one fast typist . by bobthemuse · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Heh. See what happens when you're a subscriber?

      Disclaimer: I do not work for /.

    2. Re:You are one fast typist . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      and you got 1st post too and a 5 insightful.

      Looks like you are wrong. Ann Coulter got first post.

  16. Reply.... by Tsali · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So can we have some competition against Redmond then? If it takes free software to produce some competition (think PBS versus the entire broadcasting spectrum), I think its indicative of other darker factors.

    I work on OSS in my spare time, and I don't fit the stereotype... and I don't call every pro-MS a money-scrounging heartless profit-driven capitalist. Just Bill Gates.

    Bill and Howard. Yeah... them two.

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  17. "Too young", good trick! by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
    a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond

    Since Microsoft tries to hire them right out of school, "too young" must be young indeed! I'd rate that article as definitely either a Troll or Flamebait, certainly Overrated.

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    1. Re:"Too young", good trick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this was a different website, I think it would be labeled as "dumbass".

  18. MIT's response by bstadil · · Score: 1
    He is just pissed that Princeston got scooped by MIT

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  19. Does it matter what anyone says about open source? by deathcloset · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Naysay all you like, and for that matter Ayesay as well.

    But in the end, won't results speak louder than allegorical assertations?

  20. Obligatory SCO referernce by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    'While you are installing your free open source software you may want to write Mrs. Ahmed a check. Her $8.5 million will help pay for the real cost of that free software.'

    Should read:

    While you are installing your free open source software, you may want to write SCO a cheque, to help pay for the real cost of defending their "stolen" intellectual property which they cannot disclose and will not show to you without an NDA giving SCO exclusive rights to your first born offspring.

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  21. Great article! by msgregory@earthlink. · · Score: 2, Funny

    That article really makes me think. It makes me wonder about the value of a FREE article.

  22. So, what does he recommend? by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny
    We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support

    Sounds like he's bitching about moving to Windows.

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    1. Re:So, what does he recommend? by KD5YPT · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yep...
      Counter questioning to an idiot named Howard.
      "Windows? What project planning? Do you mean the hotbed for hacking? What quality control? Do you know how many holes Windows have? What code standards? Do you even know what the f*** the codes are? What accountability? Do Microsfot admit their idiocracy and their greed makes for a buggy windows? What version control? I got so many security updates from Microsoft that I don't know what version I'm on. And What support? I asked for support, they say 'talk to your computer manufacturer'. And you're paying them how much for it?"

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  23. Empty by Asprin · · Score: 5, Insightful


    This article wouldn't bother me as much if it presented a single independently verifiable fact. Since it doesn't, it's a rant and nothing more. The real queston is "Why did Syllabus choose to publish it?" This guy isn't even a professor, is he? With the title of "manager of technology strategy and outreach", it sounds like he's just a department employee. Not that that invalidates his opinion, mind you! That is discredited by his vacant non-awareness of facts.

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    1. Re:Empty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's likely that the "manager of technology strategy and outreach" is getting paid more than the actually professors at the department and has never written a useful line of code in his life. If he doesn't write some flaming articles, what will he do for a job? ...Management breeds more management.

    2. Re:Empty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have been publishing his stuff for a long time. Here is streaming audio from Sep-1997 where he is introduced as a "world wide web expert" and "manager of advanced applications at Princeton University".

      http://www.syllabus.com/techtalks/events/970930pow er.asp

    3. Re:Empty by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 1

      True.
      The whole thing is a flame, and it's a pretty lame flame. Not worthy of usenet, but
      worthy of Syllabus, apparently. Did Strauss have one of those pesky student persons write the article for him? Because the quality seems less than the worst student rag ever.
      Apparently, he is [a] graduate of Drexel University and Carnegie Mellon University
      (from dandots post, another thread, this topic ). Hmm... Wonder what his application looked like: Race: [X] Other ___Troll____
      Or perhaps, its this:
      Other People's $$ ---> Univeristy --> spends $$ on Software/Computers
      Big $$ Co --> grants some of the $$ back to Univeristy --> He gets to play w/ that $$
      But, opensource doesn't, itself, give $$ for him to play w/ --> so, rant against opensource.

  24. analogies substituted for evidence by sashang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hate people who susbtitute analogies for evidence or proof. Analogies help illustrate the point but they don't make the point. This writer pretty much set the scene from the opening line by linking open source with spam mail. It's a pretty far-fetched analogy. The entity we are comparing with is spam mail, the link betweeen spam and open source is that they're both free. I bet someone could think up another evil entity and associate it via some property common to closed source development and then discredit closed source software that way.

    1. Re:analogies substituted for evidence by canajin56 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Propritary software relies on keeping things secret. Terrorist cells rely on keepin things secret. So really, when you buy a copy of Windows, you may as well make the cheque out to one O. b. Laden."

      How's that? ;) Loose, irrelavent analogies are fun!

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    2. Re:analogies substituted for evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Needs an image macro, like that RIAA "If you are downloading MP3s, you are downloading communism" poster.

    3. Re:analogies substituted for evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's hillarious! I am going to email Howard with that one, although considering the logic of his article he probably won't understand the connection.

  25. Mirror in case of /.'ing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  26. I smell astroturf by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1, Interesting

    First Szulik promotes Windows, now some unknown Princeton professor pans free software and gets enormous media attention. I wonder whether Microsoft has been doing more to discredit open source than just financing SCO's lawsuits; have they been spreading cash around trying to fake a grass roots campaign?

    1. Re:I smell astroturf by owsla · · Score: 1

      He's not a professor. Just trying to keep the distinction straight, since Professors have absurdly more weight on campus than anyone else (except donors or trustees :-)

    2. Re:I smell astroturf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he's not a professor. most of our professors (though admittedly not all) aren't morons. he's a staff worker in our information technology department.

  27. Too young to work at Redmond? by Trogre · · Score: 4, Insightful

    a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond

    ... or just too ethical. Or sensible, take your pick.

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    1. Re:Too young to work at Redmond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just not funny.

    2. Re:Too young to work at Redmond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...no, it's not, is it?

      But it wasn't supposed to be funny.

      It's scary.

  28. Two negative Linux stories on Slash in one day ? by zymano · · Score: 1

    Commander Taco must be on vacation in Silicon Valley.

  29. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  30. Message for Mr. Strauss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    May you live in interesting times...

    Sd-
    The Open Source Community

    1. Re:Message for Mr. Strauss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Open Source Community

      Oi! You don't speak for me!

  31. Where's the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's the foot icon?

  32. Solaris? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd think after having to work with Solaris he'd be overjoyed to switch to something like Linux.

  33. an object lesson in argumentation by drfireman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's a shocker: Strauss's mode of argumentation is sarcasm. He's an astonishingly inept writer, so it's not even particularly well crafted sarcasm. I don't know if this is because his understanding of the subject matter is negligible or if it's because he thought this would be the best way to make his nebulous point, but it seems sort of wasteful to engage him in any sort of debate (with or without his participation). There may be smarter and more articulate people who share his views, and it would be much more worthwhile to find them and have an intelligent discussion than it would be to waste time debunking the content implied by his article.

    1. Re:an object lesson in argumentation by jmors · · Score: 1
      it seems sort of wasteful to engage him in any sort of debate (with or without his participation)

      I agree completely, it would be incredibly unfair to engage in a battle of wits with such an obviously unarmed man!

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    2. Re:an object lesson in argumentation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the word you were looking for is abject.
      Nevertheless, I agree.

    3. Re:an object lesson in argumentation by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      Whatever his methods, he only made me want to contribute to Free software projects more. I still just don't know what would scratch my itch.

    4. Re:an object lesson in argumentation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typically IT managers in universities are incompetent. Howard is one such.

  34. What Mr.Strauss forgot to mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    was that the offer from Mrs. Ahmed was brought to you by thousands of co-opted machines doing spam mailing, all running that first-class commercial OS made in Redmond by highly paid, first-class professional programmers!

  35. Give Me a Break by Alan+Hicks · · Score: 1

    This thing appears to smack of parody, though it isn't specifically mentioned as satire anywhere. If this truelly represents his beliefs, this guy is off his rocker. He repeatedly equates OSS with the Nigerian scam, but gets his facts all wrong. He claims that they are both scams, attempts to get people to fall for the "something for nothing" desire in us all. This specifically forgets that the Nigerian scam is not "something for nothing", but rather "nothing for your money". This scam asks you to send in a good faith deposit to procure a much larger sum of money in the future. OSS gives you the software, and then only asks that you obey it's license, which typically does not require any fee at all.

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  36. Any relation to Enderle? by eddy · · Score: 1

    Maybe a also-dropped-on-the-floor brother or something?

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  37. That sound you hear is my doing a double take. by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    Elsewhere, Strauss describes the open source community as 'a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a menagerie of others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure.'

    And a hell of a lot more intelligent and insightful than he is. Who let this asshole work at Princeton?

    Oh, and where does Linus fit in the above list? Alan Cox? The multitude of other major kernel hackers (to my knowledge, none of them that young or unsavory)? And that's just the kernel...

    Someone, quick, break out the 2x4 of Enlightenment!

    1. Re:That sound you hear is my doing a double take. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..break out the 2x4 of Enlightenment!

      The 2x4 of Enlightenment isn't ready yet, but you can have this 3x2 of Xfce if you like.

  38. All I Hear... by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    ... is the death rattle of another of the priests in the cathedral.

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  39. Trust is right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He claims that you are entrusting your network to hackers! Of course, in reality, since you get the source code, there is no trust required. Whereas, with closed source software, you *really* must put trust in somebody.

  40. heh heh heh... by jpellino · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I mean, jeez -this guy could piss off Mary Worth. Maybe he thinks since the open source movement is just as he characterizes it, then it can't gice him a cosmic IT wedgie - guess someone hasn'ty bee following the SCO badminton game.

    This should in now way be construed as an entre for Eric (/Bruce/Linus/Richard) to launch a salvo. Really,

    Not to mention where else should you embrace open source but in academia.

    And here's the punchline, from netcraft:

    The site www.princeton.edu is running Apache/1.3.4 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.1.8 SSLeay/0.9.0b on Solaris.

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    1. Re:heh heh heh... by AntiOrganic · · Score: 1
      And here's the punchline, from netcraft:

      The site www.princeton.edu is running Apache/1.3.4 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.1.8 SSLeay/0.9.0b on Solaris.


      The best part of this is that this version of Apache was released in March 1999, and it's probably safe to assume that it hasn't been patched in 4 1/2 years. And does any department with this type of systems administration skill really have the right to criticize anything?
  41. what kind of crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    is that idiot smoking. The majority of the serious developers on mature open source projects aren't 18yrs olds. There are brilliant young programmers contributing, but the majority of them are guys like me in their 30's. I program for a living as a consultant, but often it's more painful to ask for a piece of software to get the job done. so instead I use open source software when appropriate and I submit patches to make the software better. I am the user of the software and I am also an active contributor. The code that I have submitted to open source projects often are higher quality than code I produce at work. Not because I can't. It's because I'm told not to. I choose to only submit patches and fixes when i feel the quality of the code I am contributing is solid and well document.

    someone should fire the ass wipe, since the idiot isn't qualified for the position.

  42. Yeech by starseeker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Article feels like one large Flamebait, but in these days of SCO lawsuits I'm never quite sure which viewpoints are satire and which are just out and out stupidity.

    In any case, it does make a point that the "establishment" has a very hard time coming to terms with - Free Software can and does work. For some fraction of people, this seems to somehow represent a personal insult. Probably the same people who get upset at anyone who questions whether our current economic system is absolute perfection suggest regulation might serve some purpose after all.

    Commercial software provides only two things open source software can't provide - software that is extrememly difficult to create and has a small target audience (think very high end engineering CAD software or exteremely complex movie rendering) and someone to sue if the product doesn't work as specified. That doesn't sit well with people who think capitalism is the One True Way, and just for more fun people compare open source with Communism(?!). As if the spirit of goodwill is somehow corruptive to our way of life.

    So, whether the author set out to write satire, troll all of slashdot, or actually denies the evidence right in front of him, this article is quite childish and silly. The evidence that free software does work is right in front of him, if he's interested in looking. Whether he WANTS it to work might be the real issue.

    Ever notice that, that some people are personally interested in the failure of open source? It seems to be an affront to them, for no reason I can discover. No one has the RIGHT to make money, and open source taking away commerical markets for software is something they'll just have to grow up and deal with. If they can't make a more compelling product that people are willing to pay for and stay ahead of volunteers, tough.

    Linux/Free Software is for real. I've used it exclusively on my own machines for four years, with great success. Community spirit is powerful and can accomplish great things, and if our social system has forgotten/doesn't want to accept that then we're in some deeper trouble than just questions of software.

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    1. Re:Yeech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with rants like Straus' is that the naked facts render his arguments bizzarre. "It can't be!" Yet there it is. The only people who won't notice are those who are as emotionally commited to an anti-free software agenda as he is. Meanwhile the rest of the world will continue on without them.

    2. Re:Yeech by deacent · · Score: 1

      Ever notice that, that some people are personally interested in the failure of open source? It seems to be an affront to them, for no reason I can discover.

      I can think of two reasons:

      1. Open source inherently means sharing information. Information is key to certain admins maintaining their techno-fiefdom.
      2. The model changes the rules of the industry which scares industry folks who are still living in the Yourdan age since they don't know how they're going to fit into the new scheme.
      My bets are more on the second reason in this case.

      -Jennifer

  43. 4/1 Already? by secolactico · · Score: 1

    This article is so trollish that I can only hope it was written as a parody/joke. Otherwise, this guy has no idea and hasn't bothered to research about the subject he is talking about.

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  44. since i am a public school teacher by b17bmbr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to post this every now and then, but for those of you not in education, you have no idea the lengths microsoft will go to push their products. Let me give yo a few examples:

    1) I am finishing a Master's in Ed Technology. We are required to submit our work, etc. in either .doc, .xls or .ppt. Because the profs get lots of perks from Microsoft. (hint: they get whatever software they like for, well, um, free)

    2) Everyone in the Master's program, and I think in the credential program, canget Office for $20.

    3) In my district, the district technidiots (the same ones who didn't understand how my linux box could get internet access on the school network, and had no idea what TCP/IP was) get thrown all sorts of freebies at the tech conferences. The tech at my school laughed about getting XP Pro, VS .NET, etc., all no reg key type.

    Those are a few examples. I could go on. Microsoft has gotten the Ed. crowd the way Apple did years ago. Worse is the way technology is used in schools. PowerPoint has become the favorite tool of choice for projects. Plus Microsoft gives lots of money to schools, and has VERY long tentacles. They get involved in many ways. You can be sure, this guy is not on Microsoft's payroll directly, but he is certainly the recipient of much Microsoft "benevolence". Teachers are just like everyone else really, just a few freebies, and we're yours.

    But here's the biggest rub. The truth is that it takes far more techs to maintain a windows network, then say, a *nix network. Which means the tech department get more jobs, money, etc. And if something breaks, and they fix it, it only reinforces their importance. F***ed up? You bet. And the sad truth is that most school personell are not the best qualified. So, you try to give them linux, which requires more "expertise", they're gonna reject it. Simple really. You'd think that schools would care about cost, security, etc. But they don't.

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    1. Re:since i am a public school teacher by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      Tell me where you are getting your master's so I can not go there.

    2. Re:since i am a public school teacher by metlin · · Score: 1

      Hell, even in some Universities, like the one I'm at, the school has a Microsoft Alliance that gets the students the Microsoft "works" (MSDN + VS + .Net thingamajiks) for about $15 -- thats the shipping cost, nothing more.

      Although GATech is largely neutral when it comes to your choice of OS and languages, this kinda support pushes a lot of students into not using Opensource. Plus, the lucrative chances of an MS Internship tempts them.

      The good news is, as a lot of Professors seem to prefer Macs, there is no one right method or means. But then a lot of times, our GRA work is done on Microsoft platforms, and students end up choosing one platform over another not because they want to but because they have to.

      For example, if I'm into things like AI and systems, its Linux. If I'm into media, its Mac and if I'm into generic coding its Windows.

      Sucks, because this tends to segregate skillsets and beliefs.

    3. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, Microsoft "push" their products by virtually giving them to you. The evil bastards.

    4. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Plus Microsoft gives lots of money to schools, and has VERY long tentacles."

      Sounds like somebody's been watching too much hentai, specifically the monster-rapes-girl variety...

    5. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me about it. I teach high school math at a small rural community in Arkansas. Needless to say Microsoft has it's grubby mitts in everything at the school. Little things like the desktop publishing class not even hearing what TEX is kinda shocked me.

      Hell, during my last presentation to the other teachers for an inservice day I ended up getting quite a few shocked and amazed looks when I used something besides PowerPoint for my presentation (Keynote, what can I say? OSX is sweet)

      But back to my rambling and ill though out point. If it ain't microsoft there is a horrendous amount of hoops to jump through to install ANY software on the machines. Grrr... Still thinking of the issues it took for installing the photo editing software so that I could highlight the faces Golden Ratio's on each of my students. Ended up just having to bring my own laptop as usual.

      Speaking of which time to finish up writing a lesson plan on how GPS uses trigonometry and geometry. You just have to love the Arkansas Non Traditional Program since it allowed a CS graduate(me) to end up being a math teacher. Shiny gadgets and multimedia gets the kids attention faster than you can say "Yeah, you can leave for lunch early today."

    6. Re:since i am a public school teacher by pVoid · · Score: 0, Troll
      Hey first of all, Microsoft is not the issue at all here. Slashdot is having one of it's usual fevers with every single post being a kurt refusal of the article.

      Btw, before I go on to my post: The truth is that it takes far more techs to maintain a windows network, then say, a *nix network. FUD. Fucking FUD. a) you can't prove that b) you've probably never seen a good windows administrator. Heck you've probably never seen a good administrator.

      Anyways, the point of the article, which is VERY valid IMO is that panaceas don't work. If you paid attention to the article, he never mentions Windows, nor does he ever mention Linux, nor Apache.

      I think he has a very good point, in that free software has it's very interesting niches where it's good: and those are the framework niches. Apache is a framework. Apache is not a web site. (Just as linux is not a desktop).

      What does that mean? it means that when a University needs a working useful LAN, sure you can use Linux/Apache/MySQL, just as you can use Windows/IIS/MSSQL, but what you can't use is an aboslutely free website that fits your needs perfectly. There is no Universal Open Source Intranet Site. In fact, it's more like: **every** single site is unique, which means that a website being Open Source will not mean it will miraculously appear out of sourceforge (until sourceforge starts employing an infinite number of monkeys yadi yada...) It most certainly doesn't mean that you can just bypass the most crucial - and most expensive - stages of software development namely: business analysis, architecture, design, and QA - because QA is not just about bugs, as any experienced software developer would know, QA is about making sure that you have nailed your specs.

      It's nice to have the website open source, but really all that does is let others see the code in case they need a sample. Nothing more.

      That's the illusion that this guy is debunking. Not that Open Source Software is useless.

    7. Re:since i am a public school teacher by morelife · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has gotten the Ed. crowd the way Apple did years ago.

      Holy God man do you want to get yourself completely kicked off of Slashdot??

      Seriously, this situation has been pissing me off for years

    8. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Btw, before I go on to my post: The truth is that it takes far more techs to maintain a windows network, then say, a *nix network.
      FUD. Fucking FUD. a) you can't prove that b) you've probably never seen a good windows administrator.

      a) Yes I can.
      b) What's a "good Windows admin"? A guy who can maintain era 3.11? 95? NT? 2000? XP? I know one or two guys who can do them all. A guy who can do software upgrades on a disparate netowrk comprising all of those systems in an afternoon without leaving his office? Nope. don't know any.

    9. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Teflik · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's the illusion that this guy is debunking. Not that Open Source Software is useless.
      That's the illusion that you're debunking, and you do it reasonably well. Granted, I largely disagree with you (being a Free Software Zealot and all), but you put forth some reasonable arguments.

      What Howard Strauss is doing is a bunch of emotional, sarcastic ... I don't know what. It's not coherent. It's a big, long, emotional, pointless rant against free software... I hope this guy isn't a professor -- I'd feel sorry for the poor bastards who had to take a class from him...
    10. Re:since i am a public school teacher by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Hey! Nice to see someone else from Georgia Tech. IIRC, you only get those perks if you're in CS. An AE like me doesn't get to use the program.

      I'd care, but as a Linux user, I don't.

      --
      A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
    11. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And the sad truth is that most school personell are not the best qualified. So, you try to give them linux, which requires more "expertise", they're gonna reject it.


      Translation: "Why, those ignoramuses! The entry level, just over minimum wage-slaves don't even understand the OSI model! What?!? What do mean that if they did understand it they wouldn't be working here? Are you suggesting that as long as we pay for shitty support, shitty support is exactly what we'll get? Well screw you, I'm in a Master's program! Neener neener neener!"
    12. Re:since i am a public school teacher by pVoid · · Score: 1
      Well, I thank you for being candid in your responding. I do see your point as well... He is being over emotional, to a zealotist point, so I probably am overlooking that aspect just because I tend to think the above regarding software design and the universe in general (not just OSS)... panaceas just don't cut it.

    13. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Kjella · · Score: 1

      But here's the biggest rub. The truth is that it takes far more techs to maintain a windows network, then say, a *nix network. Which means the tech department get more jobs, money, etc. And if something breaks, and they fix it, it only reinforces their importance. F***ed up? You bet. And the sad truth is that most school personell are not the best qualified. So, you try to give them linux, which requires more "expertise", they're gonna reject it. Simple really. You'd think that schools would care about cost, security, etc. But they don't.

      The schools care, at some level. But every company is suffering the same problem with workers and managers trying to give a percieved performance and importance far greater than their actual worth, it's not limited to schools nor the IT department. Not matter how much you sit around twiddling thumbs and reading slashdot, you'll always look busy when the boss is around.

      As for my education, pdf was widely accepted for delivering documents. However, since exporting/import filters on cooperative assignments is too annoying, almost everything was originally written in MS Office. Linux was limited to one computer lab, though all the library computers were running Linux/Mozilla. A small niche, sure. But a niche that'll never return to Windows again.

      And I wouldn't rule out stuff like public schools starting with Linux - because if they move towards a server/terminal structure with remote updates, other people come into power. I know here (Norway) at least there are solid attempts at creating a Linux distro for our schools, Debian based & with server support from HP...

      Kjella

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    14. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Well, I thank you for being candid in your responding. I do see your point as well... He is being over emotional, to a zealotist point, so I probably am overlooking that aspect just because I tend to think the above regarding software design and the universe in general (not just OSS)... panaceas just don't cut it.


      If he had said something to that effect, maybe he wouldn't have been criticized so harshly here. I don't see how you get your interpretation from the garbage he wrote. I'm sorry but I read an assertion that says that free software does not: use version control, quality control, coding standards, etc. This is so fucking retarded when you think that EVERY one of those items is used on one of the most prominent free software projects: Linux.
      Get over it, the guy is a fucking idiot.

    15. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God pVoind why defend him? It was a crappy attempt at sachasm and besides all the things he mentions can be said about non free software. sooo with all his babble he only showed what an idiot he is.

      It is a tale ,told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing

    16. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Some of my teachers like this too. Microsoft requested or not, I always start my assignments with "created in OpenOffice 1.1" or "Created in TexMacs" and also that I used SuSE 8.2 etc. It lets them know.

      2. Wow, that's impressive. Someone at Microsoft must really hate your school.

      3. Lucky you - we have about 1/2 dozen access points at my school and you have to know where to look. I understand other universities in my country have had campus-wide wireless for years now... We get to use Windows 2000 or Mac OSX. Needless to say, I've got Opera and Mozilla on my personal filespace for things like checking email.

      Finally: I couldn't agree more. A network that keeps breaking takes a lot of administration. So does a network that keeps changing or one where changes cannot be decided upon, and there is a lot of managerial overhead, and idiot solutions are usually picked by idiots. Hence for these two reasons, Microsoft networks take a long time to run.

      At my school the timetable doesn't stay up for more than an hour, and it takes several hours to restart it. Perfect example! I keep offering to go in and press the white button, but they just hang up on me.

      As a Novell tech, I usually brush off suggestions that Microsoft would be appropriate by saying "well Microsoft is an entry level solution, it's OK to set up on one or two computers where you don't mind losing everything, or some hacker sending data to your competitors, but you wouldn't want to run a network on it". Substance, people! Linux has it! And it was developed open source so I guess open source can work. (BSD too of course)

    17. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Tyrell+Hawthorne · · Score: 1

      You'd think that schools would care about cost, security, etc. But they don't.

      I would rather say that the ones in charge are not aware of these rather intricate issues that you put forth. As techs we might not think about it when we get worked up about our issues, but the most important aspect in school is what education the pupils get. Ensuring the education is good should be the main interest of the people in charge of schools. Of course they should make sure all other aspects are sane and good as well, but to expect that they are aware of these techni-social issues is a bit over the top, I think. Especially since they listen to their employees, and if their techs (as you say) will give a distorted view of reality, it's harder for the people in charge to get a good view.

      In short, it's not that they care, it's that they don't know. And from their point of view, hey, it isn't all that easy. Computer issues aren't prio one.

    18. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His arguments are sound...
      only sound.

    19. Re:since i am a public school teacher by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Fine, write your documents in open office, save as .sxw and rename the file as .DOC.

      A document submitted with a .DOC extension, as requested.

      Oh, can't read it? Well, give them a CD with Open Office on ;)

      Alternatively, get Open Office for $0, write the document and export back to .doc. Tell everyone you know. And then start finding those people who also have it and start trading the .SXW files.

    20. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a public high school teacher in one of the largest school boards in North America. I concur with the perceptions of MS owning education. M$ will stoop to any level to maintain their iron grip on education, and the so-called "techies" that run the board's systems are slaves to MS. Solution? I ignore them. I run a Linux only lab, for all my classes. People wonder why I go home early, and why the MS guys are still at the school till all hours LOL! :-). I've invited other teachers to have a look, but they are also slaves to MS. "Oh, I use windoze at home..." they say. I have a much better life after announcing that I don't use windows any more, and I don't do free tech support for MS anymore :-). I'd recommend that any half competent CS type in public education switch to Linux and ignore the uneducated masses :-).

    21. Re:since i am a public school teacher by throughthewire · · Score: 1
      "Yes I can."

      But you didn't.

      "A guy who can maintain era 3.11? 95? NT? 2000? XP? I know one or two guys who can do them all. A guy who can do software upgrades on a disparate netowrk comprising all of those systems in an afternoon without leaving his office?"

      That's not really all that hard, especially with the right tools. Although I'd question what kind of software upgrades you'd be installing on 3.11 systems.

    22. Re:since i am a public school teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not really all that hard...
      Obviously I haven't run into a tech of your calibre. Just out of curiosity, how do you run SMS on Win95? As for 3.11, you might want or need to run it on modern hardware because the old hw is on the point of failure and the proprietary app it is running cannot be easily replaced. At least you own the licence...

      But you didn't.

      Sorry. I just answered the question.

      Typical staffing ratios that I have seen (and I am sure you will beg to differ) are approx 1/30 users for windows and 1/100 users for unix.

      I used to work for the local Motorola unit of 300 people which is and always has been a big Unix shop. When the Word came down from Schaumberg that we had to go to Exchange we had to install a cabinet full of MS servers to replace a single Sun. We brought on about 4 additional on-site MS people + a helpdesk almost tripling our IT staff. Fortunately, more than half the office (of 300 or so) + all development remained on Unix otherwise we would have needed many more. Even so, a mail service which ran perfectly for 10 years suddenly became slow and unreliable.

      My father's engineering firm ran Unix servers for 20 years for email, file sharing and computing until they were aquired by a large European outfit which mandated the use of MS servers. Since it was unreasonable to port the analysis SW to Windows, only email and filesharing were moved. The engineers basically rebelled because they were unused to servers that fell down. I believe the MS lockin pretty much requires the use of Exchange but everything else has been moved back to unix (Linux).

      I invite you to give me similar examples where shops have either moved from MS -> Unix and had their TCO go up or vice versa. Perhaps you can find a situation where an entire farm of sendmail servers were replaced with a single Exchange box or an errorprone and unreliable Samba server was replaced with a Win2K box that has been up for 3 years straight. Maybe I just run in the wrong circles but I've never heard of one.

    23. Re:since i am a public school teacher by throughthewire · · Score: 1
      "Just out of curiosity, how do you run SMS on Win95?"

      Of course you can't run SMS on Win95, but there is a client - as there is for 3.11. Since you described "a disparate network comprising...3.11, 95, NT, 2000, XP" I figured that there was a server or two in there. If they're all workstations, then I would have to leave my office.

      "As for 3.11, you might want or need to run it on modern hardware because the old hw is on the point of failure and the proprietary app it is running cannot be easily replaced. At least you own the licence..."

      Nowadays, I'd use the magic of VMWare. :>)

      "Typical staffing ratios that I have seen (and I am sure you will beg to differ) are approx 1/30 users for windows and 1/100 users for unix."

      Why would I beg to differ? Most Windows networks aren't run well. And even when they are, you'd still probably have a higher staffing ratio than a UNIX network.

      Sorry about your mail server. But then, there's no point replacing SENDMAIL with Exchange unless you're taking advantage of Exchange's groupware capabilities. If it's just an SMTP/POP3 replacement, then it is a waste of time and money.

    24. Re:since i am a public school teacher by metlin · · Score: 1

      Hey, good to find a fellow Techie! Yeah, you get those perks only if you're in CS or in some way affiliated with CS.

      But then, I've heard that if you could justify the need for it, they could arrange it for you (your GSA/GRA requires it or something like that). Else, you could always ask your friends in CS :)

      If you cared, that is!

  45. Strategies by SendBot · · Score: 1

    I can see how his style of reasoning by backing his claims with assumptions might be a useful skill for a leafblower salesman, but for the manager of technology strategy and outreach at Princeton University?

    Check out some of these brilliant quotes:
    We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support, but it's FREE and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and few people do anyway.

    And as an argument dispelling the "myth" of free labor: You can also get free software developed by having your users develop it for you.
    It really goes downhill from there trying to comparatively illustrate the "ridiculousness" of open source developers as a concept.

  46. how wrong is he? by Mondain98 · · Score: 0
    a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a menagerie of others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure.

    Skipping the alarmist "virus creators" and the generalized "too young" parts, how wrong is he?

    That is definitely the majority corporate feeling towards open source solutions, the "My app patches are hinged on a 14-year-old in Korea? No 24/7/365 telephone support? No promises in writing that he'll timely fix problems? I'll pass." stigma that is stamped across anything open source. No, I'm not picking on Korea, and no, I'm not referring to the top 5% of the corporate world that has their own uber-programmers and OSI zealots already in-house.

    Perhaps its the overwhelmingly condescending attitude of said community towards any newcomer digging into open source who didnt come out of the womb with the intrinsic knowledge of absolutely everything. God help them if they used Windows all their lives and are looking to change but dont know all the "lingo" necessary to obtain simple answers to mundane questions.

    And while I know this will get moderated as a troll post, most users (including this one) couldnt physically care less.

    1. Re:how wrong is he? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have seen your type, if that is the proper word, in the corporate world as you have.

      It's amazing how paragons of capitalism like yourself expect to receive free support, free custom patches, free telephone support 24x7x365 in addition to the free software. Just because the software is free must all other things must be free as well?

      But you can buy these things from IBM, Red Hat, SuSE, Mandrake, (soon Novell as well), and the list goes on. Yet, since they are not free, your argument seems to say they do not exist at all!

      On another topic: You say that you could not 'physically care less'. How do you do that?

    2. Re:how wrong is he? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > That is definitely the majority corporate feeling towards open source solutions, the
      > "My app patches are hinged on a 14-year-old in Korea? No 24/7/365 telephone support? No promises
      > in writing that he'll timely fix problems? I'll pass." stigma that is stamped across anything
      > open source.

      What I wish my project management would realize is that even with 24/7/365 support, when we report problems to our vendors, we get told "Yeah, thanks for the info. We duplicated your problem. The bug number is XXX. The developers will look at it. Don't call us, we'll call you." Two months later, still nothing. Lucky we have that support. Unless you happen to order enough licenses to make you a significant customer, you might as well not track the fix.

    3. Re:how wrong is he? by Mondain98 · · Score: 1
      My post had little to do with the cost of the product or the support, as you're making it out to be.

      Companies that cant afford to tinker with the source code of software that solves their problem are going to look for support plans that take care of that. If some obscure package with a minimal team solves their problem but cant provide certain levels of support (paid or otherwise) the company will find another solution that can. When dealing with their livelyhood companies just wont take a risk, perceived or imagined. Let's be honest, not every package out there comes from a large, well-known team like apache or samba, or is even a blip on the support radar of Red Hat or IBM. If it solves someones problem, a company will look at it.

      Dont turn this into a pronoun war with "your type" and "paragons ... like yourself". Dont make this a "you versus slashdot".

      Finally, I meant that I am physically incapable of caring any less than I currently do about whether one of my posts gets moderated into the toilet :)

    4. Re:how wrong is he? by Mondain98 · · Score: 1
      I know, I agree. Just because a support channel is there doesnt mean its worth a damn.

      But sometimes its just about having that channel at all. It's the accountability that managers crave.

      Fortunately or unfortunately, the number one reason I have seen why companies want to go with a commercial solution versus an open-source project: its easier to sue a company when something fucks up.

      Call it capitalism, call it stupid, call it whatever you want, but just dont dilude yourself into thinking thats not how it works. I'm not saying its what I believe in, but its just reality.

  47. I bet this guy is a pointy-haired boss. He is a MANAGER!!!(~gasp!)!!! Dilbert reference for the 3 people who don't get it ;)

    Why else would he be bashing good tools for IT? (open source, teenagers, etc etc) Sure they're not the best solutions by themselves, but they play important parts of an overall strategy. I mean, would you have the same Dell Optiplexes (Optiplexi?) running Word, crunching astrophysics data, serving webpages, and predicting protein folding? NO! You use the right tool for the right job!

  48. Re:well by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    That sounds suspiciously like you want to "take your ball and go home" -- something that would be expected from a group of immature teenagers rather than respectable software developers.

    Fortunately, most of us don't feel like we have to try to punish everyone in sight when somebody says something we don't like.

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  49. No cost humor by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

    Great. A humor piece (I hope) based on the common confusion of "free" meaning "no cost".

  50. Re:So stupid, it's not even wrong..hmmm by the_other_one · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Score: -2 AttemptedFlamebait)

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  51. Linux is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  52. Lame by Bistronaut · · Score: 1

    Biggest. Troll. Ever.

    Seriously though, I'm sure that a lot of people think the way this guy thinks. It's an easy mistake to make, especially if you look at software as being analogous to physical property. The analogy breaks down pretty quickly if you look at it. I like to use the example of the "magic hammer".

    If I attach a rock to the end of a stick to make a real-life hammer, and I give it to you, now I don't have a hammer anymore. With software, I can sell the hammer to you, and I still somehow have an identical hammer (that's how Microsoft makes the big bucks). With open source software, I give you the hammer with instructions on how to make it. I haven't really lost anything by giving you the hammer - I still have my copy, and copying it took about 3 seconds. You are encouraged to share the hammer with your friends (and you don't loose anything by doing so either). You can also make improvements to the hammer. Only an enterprising few will do this, but the effect is cumulative. When someone forges a brass head for the hammer, poof! Everyone's hammers are now better. Steel head? Poof! Claw on the back for pulling nails? Poof! It doesn't take long before everybody has a really good hammer.

    Well, I'm preaching to the choir here, so I'll stop. The only outrageous thing about this article is that this guy somehow became the "manager of technology strategy and outreach at Princeton University" without learning how open source software works. He should catch a clue. Personally, I don't think that the Open Source model is right for all types of programs, but there is a wide swath of IT purposes where it can't be touched by closed source.

  53. Direct link to Reader Response forum: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  54. funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Princeton runs apache

  55. dammit pellino, learn to type! by jpellino · · Score: 1

    figured i'd do it myself and save you all the trouble... ;-)

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    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  56. What a clown. by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

    Howard Strauss is the manager of technology strategy and outreach at Princeton University. (Emph. mine)

    It would appear that "outreach" is the only thing this guy does worse than "technology strategy".

    I suspect the article is one of those stroke-your-ego-by-increasing-your-budget trips that bureaucrats are so fond of.

    Fear, Stupidity and Doubt, I say.

  57. +5 Inciteful by s-orbital · · Score: 1

    Like I said, quite inciteful of Mr. Howard

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  58. Humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it's funny as all hell.

  59. Re:Does it matter what anyone says about open sour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there's anything I've learned from the Bush administration it's that nothing speaks more loudly or more accurately represents reality than endlessly shouted allegorical assertions.

  60. modfiying source dangerous by sashang · · Score: 1

    but it's FREE and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and few people do anyway.
    Idiot doesn't realize that the danger of modifying source doesn't depend on whether it's an open source model or closed source model. When people working in closed source organization modify their products code the level of danger depends entirely on the competence of the programmer working on that source code base.

  61. Bad Software by temojen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's a ton of bad closed source software too. For the most part it ends up in the $4.99 bin, if it ever gets into stores at all.

    1. Re:Bad Software by TWX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "There's a ton of bad closed source software too. For the most part it ends up in the $4.99 bin, if it ever gets into stores at all."

      Yeah, in the open source environment, it gets turned into the only video player that we have for months on end...

      For the humour-impaired, I'm joking. On a serious note though, the state of affairs with many of the audio programs that I've tried working with aren't particularly rhobust. I can't complain too much, after all they aren't charging me, but I'd even strongly consider paying for some professional multichannel audio recording software, if it were within justification. Right now, the open-source tools aren't completely horrid, but they do lack either the reliability or the features that would be particularly useful.

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    2. Re:Bad Software by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2

      Perhaps this is where "pledge based" OSS can come in. If enough people offered to chip in some dough, I bet someone could devote themselves to developing an app that would satisfy you.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    3. Re:Bad Software by CrosbieFitch · · Score: 1

      I'm working on it.

    4. Re:Bad Software by agentk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      temojen wrote:

      There's a ton of bad closed source software too. For the most part it ends up in the $4.99 bin, if it ever gets into stores at all.

      .... And some of it sells -- sorry -- licenses -- for thousands of dollars. Mr. Strauss's two examples of "good" commercial software, WebCT and Peoplesoft, are exemplary. In my experience, they are some of the worst stuff ever made. I am fairly confident that I could do better than WebCT in a couple of months at a fraction of its cost.

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    5. Re:Bad Software by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I could do better than WebCT in a couple of months

      Since I don't know you, I cannot reasonably doubt your programming 5ki11z. However, I don't think WebCT is that bad. I never participated in a class with it, but the people who used it had no complaints at all. I had the joy of "administering" it. I put that in quotes, because after the (admittedly, slightly confusing) install, the only time I had to touch the software was to do an upgrade (3.6 -> 3.8). And that was pretty easy. Luckily, the server (Solaris 8 UltraSPARC 1) didn't do much else, except backup DNS, and WebCT was the only site on it.

    6. Re:Bad Software by yerricde · · Score: 1

      the state of affairs with many of the audio programs that I've tried working with aren't particularly rhobust.

      Care to give details of what you find wrong with Audacity (low-end) or Ardour (high-end)?

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    7. Re:Bad Software by TWX · · Score: 1

      Well, specifically Audacity hiccups a lot. It does this on both my Celeron 700 machine and on my 2.0GHz Athlon. Also, some aspects of using it feel clunky. Most of these are UI related, so I know that they're personal preference, but it's difficult to describe.

      I was not aware of Ardour, I'll have to give it a try and tell you what happens.

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    8. Re:Bad Software by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Interesting mechanism/model you are developing. You think this could translate to funding software development?

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    9. Re:Bad Software by CrosbieFitch · · Score: 1

      Definitely.

      It's already worked for Blender.

      I'll have the first version ticking over by Xmas, and then I just have to hook it up to a payments system...

    10. Re:Bad Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah my university (UCF, Orlando) uses Peoplesoft and WebCT, both of which are simply unacceptable for university software that is so critical to students.

      I am fairly confident that I could do better than WebCT in a couple of months at a fraction of its cost.

      It would be good to have open-source alternatives available. I can imagine that many a school would be pleased to get away from WebCT and Peoplesoft. Anyone want to help me figure out Sourceforge? :)

  62. he has a good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite being able to look at the code, business is built upon 2 things:
    1. Profit
    2. Management of risk to maximize #1

    Open Source software has no 'go-to' entity if something is wrong.

    He has a point, some consider it a major point, some will not.

  63. Weenie's page by jayrtfm · · Score: 0, Redundant

    this page has Howard Strauss's email address

    1. Re:Weenie's page by 00420 · · Score: 1

      It's also at the bottom of the article, but I suppose a lot of people reading these comments probably didn't RTFA. If you're into psychotic rants it would be a great read.

    2. Re:Weenie's page by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      hmm well i just send a carefully worded flame to his other address (listed at end of article).

      i hope whoever howard@princeton.edu is he has his asbestos underware on!

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    3. Re:Weenie's page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is underware a new way of refering to the kernel, or did you mean underwear?

  64. Peoplesoft...quality software? HA by Cramit · · Score: 1

    Yes, PeopleSoft is very expensive and those greedy folks at WebCT expect to make a profit, but they have to pay for quality software to be developed and so do we! My School has just switched to the dreaded PeopleSoft academic software...It is horrible; for example some Seniors had their enrollment appointment (to apply for classes next semester) moved on them randomly...so much for quality...

    1. Re:Peoplesoft...quality software? HA by wanion · · Score: 1

      I've been working with PeopleSoft asset management at my university for a year now. It's an absolute nightmare trying to do asset stocktaking (the software for this crashes (was using a symbol palm-based scanner), and also sometimes can't find items that were listed present in a room a minute ago, which oddly reappear when you leave the room to go scan barcodes elsewhere).

      I really can't imagine the rest of their software is much better. I've discovered on the staff HR self-service portion of my uni's web site that you can view payslips for any employee if you just fiddle the system a little. It requires a legitimate staff login, but doesn't care which staff id you supply to the script.

      All I can say is that at least PeopleSoft 8 (doesn't appear, so far, at least) to be as slow as PeopleSoft 7 was. Yeah, not as slow, that's a worthwhile feature.

  65. You can get complex systems at absolutely NO COST! by psifishdot · · Score: 1

    You can get complex systems at absolutely NO COST!

    Remember, it's free as in freedom.

    [Insert standard Debian zealot message here]

    --

    Long live Schrodinger's cat...
  66. Free software doesn't pay the advertisers... by howlatthemoon · · Score: 1

    or get you on those gravy-train corporate boards. There should be a disclosure statement of who he and the publication's beholding to. To be fair, he is right, free software may not cost anything is not free, but his own example, webct, costs a hell of a lot in internal support, that's on top of a 3 fold cost increase in licensing fees in recent years. I wonder if he is trying to justify why he and his group are not participating in open source CMS (course management systems) efforts and ponying up a 6 or 7 figure license fee, and then finding internal funds for running and supporting it. That money would pay a lot of professional programmers' salaries. There are dangers of relying on free software, especially it is a fragile project, but who says the WebCT will be around in a few years. And, do you think if that happens you will have a choice between changing products or trying to maintain the product yourself? I doubt it. It's an interesting piece, but will do more harm them good, but maybe that is what he wanted. I can see those board offers rolling in.

  67. Who is Linux & Open Source? by thisissilly · · Score: 5, Informative
    From a 1999 survey published in Linux Journal of kernel hackers:
    • 1 had completed just basic public education (high school)
    • 15 had attended college or technical school
    • 23 had an undergraduate degree (B.S., B.A., etc.)
    • 19 had attended graduate school
    • 15 had a graduate degree (M.S., M.A., etc.)
    • 9 had done further graduate work
    • 19 had a terminal degree (Ph.D., M.D., etc.)

    and as for programming experience
    • 4 had 1 year
    • 10 had 2-4 years
    • 31 had 5-9 years
    • 40 had 10-20 years
    • 16 had 20+ years
    Then there is the Boston Consulting Group's Hacker Survey, which found
    "Contrary to popular belief about hackers, the open source community is mostly comprised of highly skilled IT professionals who have on average over 10 years of programming experience."
    Occupation Chart
    Hardly what Howard Strauss's article portrays.
    1. Re:Who is Linux & Open Source? by sploxx · · Score: 1

      Yes, and also consider the fact that many people are still in education. Makes the numbers even better.

  68. My response to howard@princeton.edu by psykocrime · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Congratulations, that was one of the most brilliant pieces of flamebait I've ever seen or read. It had everything:

    1) blatant factual inaccuracies:

    > We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding
    > standards, accountability, version control, and support, but it's FREE > and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something
    > that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and
    > few people do anyway.

    I don't know of a single open-source / free software project that doesn't use version control. In fact, what might easily be the
    most popular version control system in the world, CVS, is itself
    an open source project.

    Coding Standards? True, not every open-source project has written guidelines for that. However, many do ( The Jakarta sub-project
    group at the ASF comes to mind, as does the Mozilla project) and
    all are subject to the most rigorous coding standard of all... review and inspection by an unlimited number of peers, at any time of day or night, 24 x 7, 365 days a year. Let a snippet of bad code get checked into the repository (see above) for a large open source project with
    numerous active committers, and see how long it takes for it to get rolled-back, and the author mercilessly flamed.

    Quality Control? Maybe you've heard the expression "all bugs are shallow, given enough eyeballs?" Open Source by it's very nature has
    the ultimate form of quality control... and unlike closed source
    proprietary software, the end user generally has relatively easy
    access to the engineers working on the code, to report defects,
    whether it be via Bugzilla, Sourceforge, e-mail, newsgroups or
    what have you.

    Support? JBoss Corp. provides support for the JBoss application server,
    Red Hat, SuSE, Mandrake and many others provide supported distributions of Linux, and Mozilla.org provides support for Mozilla. And that's just
    paid support I'm referring to. Never mind the aforementioned channels of e-mail, newsgroups, forums, etc., for interacting directly with the authors (and fellow users) of the code.

    As for modifying code being dangerous... that's just ignorant. Cutting towards yourself with a sharp knife is dangerous... crossing a busy highway without looking is dangerous... modifying source code is about as NON dangerous an activity as you could dream up.

    2) unwarranted and inaccurate personal attacks

    > These folks are some of the same great people
    > who are supposed to be working for you anyway,
    > plus a smattering of teenagers too young to work
    > at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a
    > menagerie of others with whom you will feel
    > great pride in entrusting your IT
    > infrastructure.

    Wow, you just managed to insult the entire open source community in one
    drop of the hat... a community which happens to include many professional software engineers, working for respected firms such as IBM, Red Hat, SGI, Novell, Mandrakesoft, Sun Microsystems, etc.

    I suppose you believe Linus Torvalds and Alan Cox to be "others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure," eh?

    Oh, and you make look around the Princeton campus sometime... I'm pretty sure you'll find quite a number of members of the open source community there, both students and faculty / staff members.

    3) red herrings and unrelated rambling galore...

    no quote necessary... this bullet basically summarizes your entire article.

    In short, you sir, are either a flaming idiot, or the first Slashdot troll to get hired by Princeton and allowed to publish obvious flamebait in Syllabus. If this was an intentional troll, I must say, it was a masterful one. If you actually meant any of that drivel however, I would suggest you leave the IT industry and take up something you are competent at.

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    1. Re:My response to howard@princeton.edu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Support? JBoss Corp. provides support for the JBoss application server,

      Yeah, a "company" with 75 paid customers and 13 employees - until 3 left enmass to compete with their former employer. Just the kind of strategic partner you want when starting a $2M project planned to be in production 10+ years.

    2. Re:My response to howard@princeton.edu by thrill12 · · Score: 1

      On point 1: he probably feels that every respecting open-source community should at least have reached CMM level 3 to be taken seriously.

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    3. Re:My response to howard@princeton.edu by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      "I would suggest you leave the IT industry and take up something you are competent at."

      Aye, there's the rub.

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      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    4. Re:My response to howard@princeton.edu by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Any free or non-free J2EE-compliant product will run exactly the same application if it was written by competant staff in the first place, so honestly nobody gives a shit how long JBoss stick around.

      --
      Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
    5. Re:My response to howard@princeton.edu by Nevyn · · Score: 1
      Congratulations, that was one of the most brilliant pieces of flamebait I've ever seen or read. It had everything

      It wasn't bad, I'm not sure whether it was a troll or stupidity. However, assuming it was a troll, as with all good trolls there were grains of truth in it...

      I don't know of a single open-source / free software project that doesn't use version control.

      Really? Well, I don't use anything more than diff and tarballs of releases. Linus didn't have a public one for a long time, and I know other "well known" contributors who also just use the diff and tarball method. Also I'd be willing to bet that most OSS projects don't use version control, CVS just happens to be how the code is stored in sf.net. Also you could argue that CVS is a pretty bad source control mechanism, esp. given the use case for OSS programers. Arch. looks like it could be good soon. However the comercial market has bitkeeper, perforce and Clearcase ... which are all usable and used right now.

      Coding Standards?

      There is a difference between large and small projects. For instance most smaller projects that only have one main contributor shouldn't have a coding standard, because it should all look the same and common best practice would dictate that patches be in the same format. And if they aren't then it's a relatively small problem to reformat them by the main contributor.

      However the larger the project is, the more an official coding std. is needed as it's much harder for a single person to keep an eye on everything. Indeed some of the larger code infrastructure in Linux like the kernel, gcc and glibc are very anal about Coding Stds.

      Quality Control? ... "all bugs are shallow, given enough eyeballs?"

      Again, in a smaller project, the Quality Control will basically be a function of what the main contributor does (as there are very few extra eyeballs). Some projects have very good "traditional" QA measures.

      It's also worth pointing out that even though the larger projects will tend to get a lot more bug reports/fixes, for the normal code paths, it doesn't necessarily hold that all code paths will have been tested. For instance see wu-ftpd or sendmail, here you really do need good code and some real QA (see vsftpd and qmail/exim). However the comercial offerings tend to fair just as badly, or even worse.

      Support? ... Modifing code?

      The point is not that A company can provide support, or alter the code. It's that anybody with sufficient knowledge can.

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    6. Re:My response to howard@princeton.edu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, a "company" with 75 paid customers and 13 employees..

      There are many many many smaller companies out there who are in strategic partnerships with large companies out there. Once you've actually spent some time in what we here call "the real world" you'll realise that. Until that happens, please keep quiet.

  69. Please help me by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    I am Surangus Aboogi, Finance minister for King tutako of Nigeria. I have recently been ordered to flee the country with our nation's riches to protect them from the rebels. I need your help to hold these funds. if you could please provide me with our account information, I will be depositing 1 million dollars in it as soon as I receive your reply. please hurry.

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    1. Re:Please help me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      I have replied.
      SEND ME TEH MONAY!!!!1
      GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!

  70. yeah, who would ever use open source software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    certainly not microsoft.

    i mean all of their serves MUST run windows.

    why else would they have all of those highly paid programmers?!

    er... hmmm....

  71. So ridiculous I have to wonder if he's serious by plaisted · · Score: 1

    This is so ridiculous I find it hard to believe that "the manager of technology strategy and outreach at Princeton University" is serious. I almost think it could be a parody of a parody, showing just how ridiculous arguments against open source etc can be.

  72. Bleah, bleah, a thousand times BLEAH. by Snowdrake · · Score: 1
    Okay, I posted this comment at root level because it addresses a lot of threads:
    • He's not a prof (thank god). As someone pointed out, he's probably not even the head of IT. Whether he teaches or not I don't know (I've heard of IT grunts teaching the odd class here and there, albeit not in any institution this reputable), but it doesn't require anything quite as sticky as revocation of tenure; if the department or university administration really finds this dodgy little article to be a problem, they can fire him (though really a good lesson on OSS history would probably serve better).
    • It may or may not be satire. It's rather unfortunate either way, because just as some people actually take Rush Limbaugh seriously, so will someone take this article seriously.
    • Syllabus isn't associated with Princeton; rather, it's operated by 101communications LLC, whose business seems primarily to be buzzword-laden magazines and conferences. Unfortunately, that doesn't necessarily mean it's got a small readership, but it does tend to say something of its credibility.
    • He's not a prof.
    • He's not a prof.
    • He's not a prof. HALLELUJAH!


    (can I get an AMEN!)
    1. Re:Bleah, bleah, a thousand times BLEAH. by Saganaga · · Score: 1
      He's not a prof. He's not a prof. He's not a prof. HALLELUJAH!

      So what? Why does that matter? There are plenty of idiot professors out there.

      Mind you, I think the guy is an idiot, too. But I don't think the fact that he's not a professor makes any difference.

    2. Re:Bleah, bleah, a thousand times BLEAH. by Snowdrake · · Score: 1

      The difference it makes is that he's far less likely to be teaching classes (therefore curtailing one of the major channels for spreading his knee-jerk views on-campus), and he certainly isn't in any position of real power in terms of academic program design.

  73. Any takers? by PrimeNumber · · Score: 1

    I betcha this guy moonlights at Forbes.

  74. Silly Howard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Silly Howard J Strauss of 205 87 Prospect Avenue Princeton, NJ. I wonder how many calls you will receive tomorrow on your phone number of 609-258-6045. Your silly antics and sophomoric analogy will surely enrage many who have dedicated their time to that which they love. I wonder how many email's you will receive at your address of howard@Princeton.EDU I wonder how many will visit the school website running apache in search for more words of wisdom coming from someone of your power.

    It's too bad actually that you feel this way. The free software community could use the expertise that you must bring to the table at Princeton. Take for example your web programming skillz and your ability to use the export feature of Microsoft Power Point to create a stunning web presentation. You will be receiving an email from me shortly asking where to sign up for your "Putting Your Stuff on the Web" Seminar, I am sure it will be well worth whatever fee you charge. I only wish I were on campus at Princeton to take one of your "Lunch and Learn" seminars, like this one on creating your very own PDF forms! Last, but certainly not least, I am amazed by your grasp of web friendly concepts such as FORMS, I will bookmark this page and reference it often!

    Love,
    Another who lives in a glass house.

  75. I sent Howard a message.... by geomon · · Score: 1

    And this is the reply I received:

    "I am out of the office from Monday, November 3 thru Friday, November 7 returning
    on Monday 11/10/03....."

    I think Howard will have a full mailbox come November 10th.

    --
    "Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
    1. Re:I sent Howard a message.... by jonnyfivealive · · Score: 1

      i know i sent him one... no, two, i forgot something in the first one. i bet youre right, i bet hes gonna open up mozilla^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Outlook and find a couple hundred emails.

  76. Oooooooooo, Hackers! by kfg · · Score: 1

    Danger, danger! Run Will Robinson, RUN!

    KFG

  77. This guy can't understand geeks, because by tyfoon · · Score: 1

    he said we are

    "...distracted by alcohol, sports, or the acquisition of potential mates." Distracted by sports?!?

    1. Re:This guy can't understand geeks, because by toriver · · Score: 1

      Distracted by sports?!?

      Doesn't ESPN still send from "Magic: the Gathering" card game tournaments?

  78. Howard, SCO called... by stor · · Score: 1

    They want their brain cell back!

    Cheers
    Stor

    --
    "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
  79. you fail it! by Theranthrope · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    you fail it!

  80. He talks the talk... by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1
    But Princeton uses Apache and Sendmail. And I'm willing to bet they have part-time student employees in their IT department, as well (most colleges do).

    Maybe he just got scammed by one Nigerian too many and it pissed him off.

  81. Ditto by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I work on OSS in my free time and I work at the company with a Linux hosted commercial product. So, lets see how many ways I don't fit this bozo's stereotypical OSS contributor:

    > a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond,

    Nope. I hit the big 50 in a couple of years. Still have a punch card hanging in my office as a reminder of "the old days".

    > hackers,

    No again. The company I work for makes network security software.

    > virus creators,

    Nope. See above.

    > and a menagerie of others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure.

    Gee, the Air Force let me write software to target ICBMs and build radar systems, the Navy let me build radar system, for the Army it was logistics and air defense command and control software, I've also written software for maintaining civilian airliners and I now work for a company that makes really good money selling the network monitoring software I help create. Menagerie is a funny word to use to describe a group of people with this kind of credentials, but, maybe he was at a loss for words.

    Are we sure Laura DiDio didn't just take on another pseudonym?

    --
    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
    1. Re:Ditto by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Just to make you feel bad, I have a Pentium II core hanging by a paperclip in my office as a reminder of "the old days." :-P Then again, I'm 23, so the earliest thing I can remember is hacking onto my dad's 8086 with an 8088 over a custom built network. My dad is a genius.

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    2. Re:Ditto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "virus creators, ..."

      I'm pretty sure they use Windows...

    3. Re:Ditto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just sticking my oar in a little here, "hacking" is a cobbled together solution (AFAIK) which has been given spun by the media into a term for "computer criminal".

      My job requires me to hack solutions at times because of external constraints (time or resources usually), most of these are discarded as soon a better solution presents itself, but sometimes the hack inspires an alternate solution.

      As for the parent, he talks in generalisations, sounding far too much like the airhead lectures from the couple of IS courses I took for credits. They taught me little apart from how to persuade moronic managers to use my solution, so I don't consider it a waste.

      If you find yourself stuck in one of these lectures form hell, or worse, are on for a course of them use it to learn about these kind of educated-yet-lacking-in-intelligence people. In the corporate world you'll at least be in contact with them, at worst reporting to thm.

      And if the parent is reading, if you're so good at analysing these sort of things, why aren't you off earning a fortune in the real world? Or do you really know how full of shit you are, and are too scared to play for real money...

  82. Clueless about Open Source SW development by rrittenhouse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In fact a lot of software came via open source development particularly at universities.

    Where did Emacs originate? Vi? Sendmail? Big chunks of Unix? Programmers many at universities "scratching an itch"

    This includes Princeton, btw. I used to use one of their editors.

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    -- I may be paranoid, but I'm still alive
  83. ...those who can't... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

    manage

  84. Ain't life wonderful? by Ray+Yang · · Score: 1

    It isn't every day that somebody admits he's too clueless to deal with real software that doesn't come with corporate contractors to do all his work for him.

    We at Princeton have been getting grief from OIT for quite a while now, and I've always suspected there were persons of dubious intelligence hiding in the hierarchy. It's nice to have confirmation.

  85. Look at the CREN site and Google by csoto · · Score: 3, Informative

    The CREN "Tech Talks" that Strauss has hosted have been sponsored by Microsoft. A Softie probably took him out for lunch, he felt good and sleepy and wrote this.

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    There exists no way of exchanging information without making judgments. --Bene Gesserit Axiom
  86. Linux at Princeton by mycr0ft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Strauss is such a snot.

    I work in the Engineering Quadrangle at Princeton. Linux is around, sometimes covertly,
    the happy replacement for all those fubared Win2000 installs the CIT techs punch out. But then again, check out systems like hats.princeton.edu (running RedHat) that run pricey MatLab and Mathematica on an Nigerian scam money funded OS. In your a^Hear Mr. Strauss.

    Oh, and as a LUG/IP member, I can say that we aren't affliated with Princeton University, just with the Central NJ area and that the meetings used to be in a bar just off campus.

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    Me physicist. Me make rockets.
  87. What Mr. Strauss needs... by FullCircle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    is a lesson in the difference between free as in beer and free as in speech.

    Yes, some people do get the product for free. That does not mean that some programmers were not paid for their services. Ask any Red Hat or SuSE employee.

    The freedom Mr. Strauss does not understand is the freedom to improve given with the software. Not only the right to improve the software, but to improve the community by the giving of ones services and improvement in ones self by learning from previous programmers.

    I hope that this is satire, as some of you have posted. Otherwise this serves as a sure sign of failure in our education system. The fact that someone this closed minded, short sighted and greedy is teaching our future generations is a tragedy.

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    If tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. - James Madison
  88. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (1) this isn't something for which tenure should be revoked, imho.
    (2) the author is not even a professor, and hence does not have tenure.
    (3) princeton is not a single person with one coherent motive or viewpoint; there is no reason for them to be like that.
    (4) #3 notwithstanding, the author should issue a disclaimer that this is not the official viewpoint of princeton university, as it obviously confused idiots like you.

  89. Re:well by leviramsey · · Score: 0, Troll

    Princeton doesn's have a law school, dumb-ass.

  90. There ain't no such a thing as a free meal by kriox · · Score: 1
    That's his point, basically. That there are no shortcuts or easy ways to get a stable, secure system. You have to spend money on either buying or making software. True, to a point, but he fails miserably to apply that logic to OSS:
    Less expensive, ergo (worse OR higher maintenance)

    He shows an utter lack of grasp on all the ideas behind Free/OSS, and for that I'll have his head

  91. So "sarcastic" is becomes true by GQuon · · Score: 1

    All the cluelessness rolls over and becomes true.

    They can develop and run your systems on their own dorm computers where their cyber sapien friends can do quality assurance with your confidential data.

    Actually, that's a pretty good idea.
    If they use encryption, and the dorm network is stable, letting students develop might be better than Microsoft "security".
    In fact, I'm writing code for an application running on a university server with the CVS repository accessed through a team member's dorm computer.
    I back up the documentation to my dorm computer.
    It works.
    But we have the good sense to not test the system with real confidential data. Usernames are in the style of "Eli. T. Haksor, Apartment 3, West Deepfrier 4, 1337 Elit Ness"

    --
    Irene KHAAAAAAN!
  92. Just wait unitl... by aws4y · · Score: 1

    his computer crashes next time, imagine what the geeks will do to it.

    --
    Did Glenn Beck rape and kill a girl in 1990? gb1990.com
  93. He does know some sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... which is the only thing he knows.

    1. Try to be an absolute idiot.
    2. Blow the sh*t to the fan.
    3. Stay cool.
    4.
    5.
    6. Profit!!!

  94. send the astroturfer a message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    howard@princeton.edu

  95. I very much hope... by jd · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ...that one of the dissenting voices is Professor Nash.


    Now, I don't know his personal views on Open Source, but I do know that his voice would carry considerable weight on this matter, for the following reasons:

    • A professorship, plus Nobel prize, plus respectably successful movie, plus entire new discipline in economics beats a mere directorship anyday.
    • Professor Nash's economic theories (which spawned the new discipline and which eventually resulted in his Nobel prize) was on the theory of cooperation as a significant force in economics. (Very simply, the sum total of useful work produced by entities competing over limited resources is strictly less than the sum total of useful work produced by entities that cooperatively distribute those resources.)
    • Professor Nash's work has been peer-reviewed and studied by countless brilliant academics, economists and corporate executives. If you do a Google search, you'll find many references to the Nash Equations, Nash Equilibria, etc. I doubt you'll find as many references to this manager or his contribution to society.


    Ok, so what do I conclude from the above points? Well, Open Source is essentially one possible implementation of cooperative economics, and therefore should produce superior results per effective dollar spent than the competitive model.


    Secondly, the idea of not getting in each other's way (very nicely summarized in the movie, btw, even though I doubt it's quite how events were in real life! :) is definitely how Open Source works best. Look at KDE and GNOME as examples. Competing, nether really made much headway. With the Open Desktop initiative, where some concepts and code are shared, we're starting to see some long-overdue but much appreciated improvements to both systems.


    Third, IBM and SGI are in business to make money. They don't exist because of some idealistic notion. Ergo, their embracing Open Source is because they believe there's gold in dem dere hills. And, again, you see cooperation. This time over NUMA. Technically competing companies working together so that everyone gains, and so that their energies can be directed to useful ends.


    A summary for those who detest my long-winded style: The manager's view contradicts those with money, those with experience at the top of industry, and those with knowledge of how things work. I'll side with the ones in the know, until I'm given a damn good argument as to why not. And FUD ain't cutting it.

    --
    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:I very much hope... by necrotic · · Score: 1

      Please dont use the word ergo

      I just cant take it seriously after seeing the MTV spoof of the architect from the Matrix Reloaded...

  96. Google is your friend by dandot · · Score: 3, Informative
    Here are some stats about Dr. Howard Strauss, he seems to have brains, but this article obviously must have been a bad hair day for Straussy:
    source:
    http://www.marietta.edu/~mcevents/IMC_2_12_03.pdf

    manager of Technology Strategy and Outreach at Princeton University.

    A graduate of Drexel University and Carnegie Mellon University

    previously employed by the Johnson Space Center of NASA and by Bell Telephone Laboratories

    And the scariest one of all:

    Strauss has authored several IT courses and is an information technology consultant for many companies and universities.

    Yikes!

  97. Stoned Programmers by Best_Username_Ever · · Score: 1

    One point Howard failed to mention was the superior coding ability of the student programmers who obtain higher levels of focus and creativity through their daily intake of illicit drugs ;-)

  98. Who is this guy? by mabu · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Who is this Strauss guy? Is he yet another student-turned-teacher that has no real world experience? Nothing chaps my hide more than perpetual academics, who have never built or run a successful company preaching their superior wisdom and insight on business development.

    Take a look at this guy - He can't even select a decent hairpiece. I certainly wouldn't trust his technical advice.

    1. Re:Who is this guy? by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Strauss isn't a faculty member, he's a bureaucrat. In my experience, university faculty are up-to-date, open to new things, and generally sympathetic to free/open source software. University IT managers, on the other hand, are often authoritarian dinosaurs with more of a corporate mentality than a university worldview. They aren't academics, they're bureaucrats, and they descend institutionally from the people who not very long ago ran accounting systems on mainframes. To be fair, this is sometimes the result of impossible demands combined with underfunding and understaffing, and there are certainly exceptions.

      Anyhow, to the extent that his views reflect any sort of culture, its that of IT managers, not academia.

  99. hmmm by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Do I detect a bitter msft owner

  100. Pessimist Professor by demo9orgon · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Being tenured doesn't grant any cred. outside the circle of mastrubatory influence and purile dread. In fact, his riff on the supposed character of people who invest heavily in the lucre of repuation and respect (currency of the Free/Open software community) seeks to cut both ways. Not only does he seek to belittle the contributions of wise people who wanted to free themselves and all humanity from the yoke of software copyrights and restrictions, but businesses and individuals who he seems to think are fools for using such contributions.

    As I read the piece the one thing that set my teeth on edge was the tone of incredulity. The characterization that somehow someone who hasn't possibly toiled away within the system that this professor holds near and dear and worked hard to obfuscate and proprietize under the auspices of corporate/academic credibility couldn't possibly create something meritable. Is there a professional wrestler with a penguin fetish we could convince to elbow drop a professor?

    What I think we're seeing is an affirmation in the circles of higher education; that they still hold themselves as being the one true way to enlightenment. That they are the anointed high-priests, keepers of sacred seal and maintainers of the divine covenant (Touch the PDP-11 and repeat after me! By the sacred printwheel do we solemnly swear...in the amber glow of the vacuum tubes and by the robes I wear, to sell what I know to the corporate line, to booby trap it all and make it mine, to pass it on when I'm finally paid, with backdoors aplenty, with keys I can trade, I'll deal with evil if it gets me laid, pays for the toys to ply my trade, by this I swear in this hallowed place, with a fez on my head and a smile on my face)
    --forgive me my ad-hoc poetry gentle reader--

    I would say they are highly-overvalued now, in an age where there's an API that fully embaraces the toiled for grails of sparse-matricies, linked-lists, and a sort for every season. Free/Open-sourcery may be creating wraiths of the instituions, draining them of their art, making it public-domain so that the much feared/maligned hacker-student-rogue programmer-anyman will touch once-sacred code with un-anointed hands.

    More squeaking from the ivory towers.
    To which I say...

    --
    Every new form of media has it's own Requirimento
    1. Re:Pessimist Professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      This guy is not a professor.

    2. Re:Pessimist Professor by demo9orgon · · Score: 1

      Yeah...I figured out he wasn't a professor after I reread the article twice more after posting and read the comments of other posters.

      "Bad demo9orgon! Must properly punish myself!", nearby readership cringe at the sound of spirited forehead slapping.

      But even with my oversight about the original article I did make an effort to present a meritous point. Higher education produces a socially networked reinforcement of itself. When that network is no longer in charge of what makes big business digitally viable, it is no longer as important.

      Cheers.

      --
      Every new form of media has it's own Requirimento
  101. Out of office by Aliencow · · Score: 1

    I am out of the office from Monday, November 3 thru Friday, November 7 returning on Monday 11/10/03. Contact Lee Varian (lvarian@princeton.edu) or Sally Van Fleet (sallyv@princeton.edu (609)258-2908)if you need to contact me.
    Please leave your message and I will handle it when I return. I may not be able to check my e-mail reliably while I'm away.
    -Howard

    How about we give him a call, after all, I'm not a virus writer... Maybe I should install Windows ME?

  102. Benifits of proprietary software by GQuon · · Score: 1

    Commercial software provides only two things open source software can't provide - software that is extrememly difficult to create and has a small target audience (think very high end engineering CAD software or exteremely complex movie rendering) and someone to sue if the product doesn't work as specified.

    The silly thing is that usually regular users get no warranty at all (if not national laws require them). Warranties may be available for a higher price. And indemnifications against lawsuits are almost non-existent.

    --
    Irene KHAAAAAAN!
    1. Re:Benifits of proprietary software by laird · · Score: 1

      The phrase "someone to sue if the product doesn't work as specified" is worth some discussion.

      First, of course, the obvious point -- all software is sold with disclaimers that the software isn't warranted to do anything, and that the vendor's liability is limited to the purchase price of the software.

      So some advice -- if you can, negotiate a contract that warrants the software to perform as documented, with real financial penalties if the software doesn't work and the vendor can't fix it in a reasonable period of time. Remember, since you CAN'T fix the software, the vendor has to be commited to doing so. You can't get those terms on $299 consumer app's, but for "enterprise software" you've got some leverage to get un-screwed.

    2. Re:Benifits of proprietary software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "First, of course, the obvious point -- all software is sold with disclaimers that the software isn't warranted to do anything, and that the vendor's liability is limited to the purchase price of the software."

      But those terms can be challenged in court. The point is to have someone to point a finger at and try and extract $$ from, whether or not it can actually be done. Cover your ass doesn't mean recover all losses. I'd argue having someone to sue is more about the former than the latter on an executive/manager basis.

    3. Re:Benifits of proprietary software by laird · · Score: 1

      "But those terms can be challenged in court."

      I don't know of any case where a software vendor was forced to provide more of a warranty than was in their software license.

      Of course, there are other very good reasons to buy software from a company. For example, there's a certain security in storing your data in Oracle, as it works really well for a huge number of people. But being able to successfully sue Oracle (or Microsoft, or pretty much any software vendor) in the case of a software flaw shouldn't be something anyone should count on since it's never been done.

      That being said, if you _pay_ for maintenance, you would have a leg to stand on. For example, if you pay for Gold level support, Oracle will provide you with a level of service that is stunning (I've had it -- it's worth the money if you really, really can't afford to lose data).

      This is why you need to make a vendor warranty explicit -- without that you have no chance of getting them to respond to bugs unless they happen to be feeling nice. But when you (for example) have their source code in escrow, with release triggered on their inability to perform as documented, with well defined response times and a a liability limit of 3x purchase price, suddenly they take bug fixing seriously. Of course, you don't really want their source code or their money (because that would mean that your project failed, which should be worth more) -- it's a hammer to use on the vendor to get them to respond to you.

      And it works. I speak from experience...

  103. Howards Linux connection by deadcasuals · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just did a little Google Search and it turns out that Mr. Strauss has given quite a few talks on Internet technology in the past. He also co-Hosted a talk titled Research Computing and Linux Clusters. So which side of the fence are you on Howie?

    Nothing hampers a programmer's creativity as much as a compiler.

  104. Re:Capitalism by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    With the fall of the Soviet Union, the meaning of the word Capitalism seems to be going through a shift. Increasingly, it seems to mean compulsory competition across a deliberately unleveled playing field. Everyone has to play a game they know is rigged, or they are Un-American. They HAVE to be going for profit. They HAVE to limit their methods to ones that don't actually have a snowball's chance in hell of out competing the established firms. Both charity and real innovation are equated with communism or worse yet some sort of generic un-being-like-real-mericuns-ism. Your last comment is especially meaningful. This isn't just about Microsoft vrs Linux, it's moving towards an idea that any not-for-profit act endangers the 'right' of slected entities to have a guarenteed profit.

    --
    Who is John Cabal?
  105. Re:What I don't get by BubbleNOP · · Score: 1
    I am struggling to understand the reasoning behind his assertions:
    This is the alluring pitch of open source software. We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support, but it's FREE and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and few people do anyway.

    For a closed-source project one cannot trust what the software's coding standards were. Open source projects' coding standards are there for everyone to see. A closed-source vendor often has no incentive to improve coding standards or quality, since they get to charge you for support for bugs that bad coding standards lead to. Why is modifying source code dangerous? If you can see the source, you can justify the cost of changes needed for some feature or bugfix. If you can't see it, the vendor can make up a high price estimate. Version control can be provided by a mature open-source tool called cvs.

    I think the author is hopelessly confused. "Open source" software does not magically kill off third-party experts who can be paid to plan, do quality assurance and work on the code. In fact, because it's open, it is easier to become an expert!

    While your aging, over-21 staff demands high salaries and benefits, and fusses with security, documentation, and project planning, cyber sapiens work for a few dollars an hour and can manage several projects in their heads without writing a single thing down.

    Open source projects can always be documented because someone could always figure out the missing pieces from the source code, which is much easier than trying to figure out from binaries. Linux Documentation Project, for example, is a great resource. Microsoft's MSDN documentation is so poor that its online version often fails to find function names that I can directly browse to! Don't believe me? Go to MSDN Library and search for GetDiskFreeSpaceEx. No matches. Now browse to it by going up to the top level, Windows Development, Windows Base Services, Files and I/O, SDK Documentation, Storage, Storage Reference, Disk Management Reference, Disk Management Functions. See? It's right there! There are also countless errors in "quality" documentation like MSDN that don't get fixed.
  106. Makes me proud... by iamatlas · · Score: 1
    That my application to Princeton some years back was declined, despite exceeding their statistical averages for students in most areas. But oh no, I'm not bitter, OH NO, NOT ME, BECAUSE LOOK AT ME NOW, PRINCETON, LOOK AT ME- oh, actually, don't look. Please.

    Anyway, this just shows again that, especially in the world of tech, brand name inteligence, i.e., Ivy Leage TM and MIT etc. are not always reality bound.

  107. Netcraft says otherwise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This says otherwise... If this dude can't get his own university to follow what he says, why are we listening?

  108. Misinterpreted or just an eye-candy article writer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Open Source is not about free labor. Open source is not about free software. Some people might think it is, and maybe that is the audience the author is addressing.

    Open source is about joining forces to make better software for less.

    For instance, let's say I am a technology manager at a major University.

    I can develop a little bit of specialized pedagogical software for (let's just say) $400,000 a year (3 developers + me)

    OR, I can join forces with other like-minded institutions, gain their good ideas and practices, deliver my software faster, and for less money expended by my organization! Wow! Or, I can deliver MORE featuers with the same budget. Wow! I'm not talking "free"... I'm just able to better allocate resources! And with today's chaotic endowment, that's important.

    Furthermore, I can help out my peer institutions! My peer institutions have needs - perhaps they can take advantage of some of my improvements ... there's nothing wrong with helping out your peers (at least at the University I work for).

    As a manager of group of professionals, I can verify the quality of the code. I don't care if Jimmy the 8 year old worked on it - as long as it's correct, I'm happy. In general I know who the developers are - it isn't like every 8 year old is committing to the tree. There might be only 10 or 15 significant contributors. A well-managed, reasonably scoped project means that I can know them all personally.

    Of course, as with any large group, management is key. But since I am a manager of a software development group, I know what to do. I'm not the perfect manager, but then again I do know a bit about software development.

    Alas, some universities, given their "we're geniuses" attitude, don't believe that ANYONE can do it better then them. Dump some money to Blackboard every few months and then spend big buckos customizing it. Or build something from zero and own it, because "my institution has unique needs".

    Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I have a big head.

  109. A View from Campus by owsla · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since the "at" link in the story is to a former version of my homepage (~ferguson is my dad), I think I can comment on this.

    I don't know WHERE this guy is coming from, unless its satire, in which case, it is poorly executed. Linux is quite prevalent on campus. In fact, OIT (central campus network folks) had to drop support for the public Irix cluster because of support costs, while the public Linux and Solaris clusters are chugging along just fine.

    Yes, students have been using it on campus forever, but the scientists and engineers like it quite a bit too. A 1999 report by a Faculty Sub-Committee writes, "Linux is emerging as a widely-used version of Unix. At this time there are over 600 Linux systems registered at Princeton, and the number is growing rapidly. One of the advantages of Linux is that it makes it possible to take advantage of the economies of Intel-based computing and a full-featured operating system with a complete set of high quality software tools available gratis. We recommend that consideration be given to expanding the university DeSC program to include the Linux operating system as an option." [DeSC is the Desktop Systems Council, which oversees official university desktop computers.] So Slashdot crowd, remember who makes the real decisions at a private university: the tenured faculty, end of story. (NB, how many slashdot stores have been posted about Prof. Felton and his group? They do plenty of work with OSS.)

    OIT has included Linux-specific information for a couple years now in its knowledgebase, complete with setup information, network configuration & printing, mounting the campus samba servers, backing up to the central Tivoli servers, etc. etc. They've also held seminars touting the benefits of OSS for departments; I know, because I've been to them.

    So Linux isn't in trouble at Princeton. Guess this oddball found a pulpit from which to buck the herd.

    1. Re:A View from Campus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      students have been using it on campus forever

      I confess, I surreptitiously tried to install Linux on a public cluster in 1992 in Forbes College at Princeton. Unfortunately, the IBM PS/2 machines had MicroChannel which wasn't yet supported. I had to settle for installing and dual-booting it on a new 5MB/80MB laptop in 1993.

  110. Found the answer to my own problem by temojen · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Found the answer to my own problem by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      That was unexpected. Firebird displayed the alternative text and IE refused to run it as it was a potential ActiveX exploit... On a related topic, isn't it worrisome to users when a program can be exploited by reading a raw data format? I mean, hasn't it occured to Gates, Ballmer, and the rest of Redmond that calling your OS secure when it can be rooted by playing a .wav is just a little silly?

  111. he's right! by ansleybean · · Score: 1

    "We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support, but it's FREE and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and few people do anyway." As we all know, long ago, modifying source was shown to be the leading cause of bugs. It's about time someone put two and two together!

  112. Devil's Advocate by TooManyNames · · Score: 1
    Perhaps this person is merely playing Devil's advocate. After all, this would account for the blaring misinformation and the writhing heap of self-contradiction of which this article would otherwise consist.

    For example, apparently math isn't that important: $8 per (extra hour) meal * 365 days (who works an entire year) = $2,920 (about $3,000 a year) Perhaps that was 3 meals a day? $8 * 3 * 365 = $8,760 (about $9,000 a year)

    Also, a fair amount of this article seems to be aimed at IT professionals. However, unlike desktop users, a considerable amount of work is done with UNIX based systems; even some of those crazy Free Operating Systems are used. It sure is a good thing that those choosing to work with some certain quality software outside of the free domain are getting what they paid for. After all, it's not like there was a security frenzy for both desktop users and ITs last summer or anything.

    You see? Obviously this is just a joke or a simple story taken out of context. I'm sure you can find several other examples that would support this claim. (documentation, usability, standardization, etc)

    Yeah, or... something.

    --
    "Is not a sentence" is not a sentence. Well damn.
  113. Bah by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I've seen code from professional programmers. Not lame tiny-company code either, I've seen the guts of AT&T UNIX, OS/2 and inventory code for major companies. And I've seen open source software. Based on my experience, open source projects (at least the ones that are alive and being actively contributed to) are always higher quality than the code that comes out of professional programmers.

    Yes it can be a bit of a bother to drop in an open source solution but the same also holds true of licensed software. You don't just sqat and shit an oracle installation. You don't just install Windows and have the computers magically doing everything you want them to.

    There is no magic bullet that instantly makes the computers do everything you want them to. Not in the Open Source world and not in the commercially licensed software world. Unless you want to make a slashcode site. That really is as easy as "apt-get install slash apache-perl".

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:Bah by Taco-MenTaL · · Score: 0

      I agree with you here. They feel proprietary crap is cheaper to use/implement than an OSS alternative. The fact of the matter is that standardization has made use/knowledege of the proprietary solutions more viable because more people are familiar with them. Until the standard is abolished, which grows closer and closer as more companies witness, first hand, the effective ness of OSS, we will be subject to FUD. Actually come to think of it I bet you could graph the relationship between the two(familiarity and FUD) where as x (familiarity) decreases y (FUD)increases exponentally. y = x^? What could we use for the ? the number of companies satisfied with their switch to oss? gah I lost coherency up there somewhere. Enjoy. Cheers, MenTaL

      --
      Gnu:Free your mind, free your code, and the princess in ghosts and goblins. Go on I dare you I swear its impossible.
    2. Re:Bah by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Based on my experience, open source projects ... are always higher quality than the code that comes out of professional programmers.

      In my personal experience, code written for open source projects is written by professional programmers (or by a subset of them who enjoy programming), only not under a deadline, and for kicks not for money. It makes a difference.

      --

      My Karma: ran over your Dogma
      StrawberryFrog

    3. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who has ever worked in a proprietary software shop knows how "quality" closed software can be. In fact, those of you who work in a closed software shop, go ask your test department (Heck, if you have one! Go quality!) how much "quality" they see each and every day.

      The idea that closed source software is somehow better because it is done on company time is idiotic.

    4. Re:Bah by RagManX · · Score: 1
      You don't just sqat and shit an oracle installation.

      You haven't seen the Oracle installs I've seen, then. ;)

      RagManX
  114. The irony of 'FREE' by crucini · · Score: 1
    Savvy Strauss won't fall for those phony free deals. He knows that sooner or later you have to pay the piper. How ironic, then, that these offers float seductively below his essay:

    Free Custom Content Management Demo!: See your site being managed by a CMS

    Free Evaluation!: Engage and Support Your Faculty and Students Online!

    Motion Tablet PCs: improve the classroom experience, no compromises!

    Mitsubishi Projectors: Get a FREE Replacement Lamp (A $499 Value)

    Free Campus Calendaring Webinar: Introducing WebEvent View


    Does a whiff of Nigerian snake oil tickle the nostrils?
  115. How ironic by Alehandro · · Score: 0

    http://www.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/

    How ironic

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    You don't have permission to access /cgi-bin/ on this server.
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    Apache/1.3.4 Server at www.princeton.edu Port 80

  116. Re:Mrs. Howard Strauss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot an 's'... :)

  117. Portal??? Seems kind of odd... by Treacle+Treatment · · Score: 0

    But what Strauss describes as a portal sounds a lot like a web page with a cookie. Maybe there's more to it than that...

    --TT

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    TT
  118. Good ole slashdot by anethema · · Score: 1

    Timothy: I wonder if THIS will piss them off! What, they are just making jokes? damn it!

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    It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
  119. MOD PARENT UP!!! by crabpeople · · Score: 2, Interesting

    still if you had a link it would be doubble plus good.

    good thing im here to find this link

    "Join this free, live audiocast during which Paul Hill of MIT and
    David Bodnar of the University of Colorado, Boulder, will be
    interviewed about the state of their institution's planning and
    deployment of Windows 2000. Richard Jones will be guest
    co-hosting along with regular Technology Anchor, Howard Strauss

    Thursday, November 30 at 4 pm Eastern Time

    Sponsored by Microsoft..."


    I knew it had to boil down to microsoft.

    oh and another

    "Our Sponsor for this Event
    Microsoft is committed to helping colleges and universities build 21st Century Campuses in the Connected Learning Community by continuing to provide them with rich technology tools. Some Microsoft Web links of potential interest include:"


    can you say vested interest?

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    I'll just use my special getting high powers one more time...
  120. Flamebait, but also a straw man by lurker412 · · Score: 1

    This article is insulting to every IT professional, whether they are using open source software or not. No responsible professional would rely on untested, uncontrolled software. It doesn't matter whether it was developed in house (for free or at great cost) or acquired externally (for free or at great cost). People using open source software generally follow the same process as people using Microsoft, Oracle and other more expensive options. I would be surprised if things were any different at Princeton.

  121. there are times... by zeruch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...when one has to wonder if the cliche about certain academics living in hermetically sealed reality-deprived bubbles of their own deluded design is true. this would be one of those times. the mans screed reads like a litany of myopic thinking and a stunning lack of anything resembling a grasp of the topic at hand. Who the hell let this guy past the editing desk?

    1. Re:there are times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My guess is that would be the editor... From the :

      Editorial
      Mary Grush
      Editor and Conference Program Director
      (650) 941-1765
      mgrush@syllabus.com

  122. Princeton is th place that *hid* its Macs by konmaskisin · · Score: 1

    when Microsoft visited its library!!!

  123. This guy has a monthly column... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy has a monthly column of vaguely humorous ?advice?. But then, anyone with the job title manager of technology strategy and outreach must have lots of free time, and know he is pink-slip bait:

    "How's it goin', Howie?"

    "Well, managing outreach technology strategically is a real challenge. Ask anyone."

  124. He has some points, but is still wrong. by TellarHK · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem this guy has with Open Source is that he seems to have been presented with a lot of pitch and little substance, in his job. When I worked at my college doing IT work, I attended the pitches by WebCT and Blackboard and saw some pretty solid seeming systems there. Open Source simply can't compete with those applications in a manner that school systems need. We may like to think of college as a place where faculty and staff are constantly innovating and striving to save a buck, but we also need to keep in mind that things often come down to one simple question: What is the easiest thing for us to maintain in the long term?

    My college, for example, couldn't afford any option other than Microsoft based PC's. There was no budget for it, the faculty didn't have time to learn it, and even the computer course staff thought of Linux as a toy. (I went to a seriously shitty school) Open source advocates don't even need to target someone like the author of this article, because he isn't really the person or application open source is best suited to.

    The strengths of open source are only there for those that have the power to enable themselves to take advantage of it. If he has a dedicated staff willing and able to take the next step and design what they need using open source tools, that's a wonderful thing and he should at least consider it. Being that he's at Princeton, he may indeed have that option. But most likely, that option isn't out there, and so open source solutions intended for that purpose need to be bulletproof, -simple- to use and complete. I don't see something like WebCT being implemented and supported under an open source license without a corporate entity set up to manage the project and provide documentation and support for a fee.

    He spreads FUD, but only because he seems to have had people blowing smoke up his ass about how awesome open source is and how he absolutely has to use it to save money. Yes, there are costs to open source if you can't simply use the out-of-the-tarball product you download from Sourceforge. Yes, it is incorrectly targeted as "free" due to the unfortunate difference between beer and speech. But no, it is not inferior in any technical manner other than the fact that enterprise-adequate support for any given open source project only lasts as long as interest from the community that produces it. No more, no less.

  125. This guy is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does he WANT to be mailbombed, or is he really this stupid?

  126. What a moron... by Mipsalawishus · · Score: 0

    This guy must have just had his XP box sitting in his office owned by some student sitting at a Linux or *BSD box in their dorm, so now he's lashing out in an impotent rage. It's pretty funny to read other people's ignorance, especially when they are so proud to display it on the world wide web.

  127. Reasoning by analogy by Performer+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That article uses some of the most strained and unrelated analogies I have ever encountered.

    The simple fact that escapes the Professor and others who don't understand free software, is that there are virtually no manufacturing (duplication) costs for reproducing software. It is therefore possible to design or author software once and reproduce it infinitely especially where the costs of reproduction and distribution are bourne by the copier. Moreover, the previous design and authoring efforts are not wasted but build upon successive itterations.

    Instead of explaining this further, let's use an analogy (since the professor likes analogies so much). Instead of horribly flawed analogies comparing open source to Nigerian email fraud let us use a genuinely equivalent analogy.

    Imagine if Ford motor company or anyone else could make vehicles for free at the press of a button. That's right, just infinitely replicate any vehicle you come across just by pressing a button and coming back a few minutes later jumping in and driving away.

    How would this change the business of vehicle manufacture?

    Given this situation let us further imagine that Ford still sold vehicles and moreover that the vast majority of people on the highways drove around in Fords and agreed not to copy any of the vehicles despite their innate ability to be copied. You couldn't even tinker with the engines or change the oil never mind make a whole new copy of a car.

    Now given this unresaonable restriction on the way the universe works naturally (in our scenario), wouldn't an enterprising bunch of mechanics team together to design a vehicle that anyone could duplicate freely, and wouldn't others quickly join to improve that vehicle from a primitive wagon into fine vehicles of all descriptions from sportscars to towncars to SUVs that anyone could copy in order to use the highway freely.

    Now realize that this IS the nature of software and wonder why Professors still foolishly try to impose the business models and thinking processes suited to traditional manufacturing industries onto a software industry that so naturally matches the above scenario of infinite free replication and incremental creative design.

    1. Re:Reasoning by analogy by elflord · · Score: 1
      The simple fact that escapes the Professor

      Except I don't think he is a professor. He's just some boneheaded IT manager. Of the faculty I know who are involved in software development, an overwhelming number of them are Linux fans and target Linux.

    2. Re:Reasoning by analogy by webhat · · Score: 1
      Given this situation let us further imagine that Ford still sold vehicles and moreover that the vast majority of people on the highways drove around in Fords and agreed not to copy any of the vehicles despite their innate ability to be copied.

      I think you remember the story wrong, it was Ford who was fighting against restrictive patents. Offsite!

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    3. Re:Reasoning by analogy by baileytal · · Score: 1
      Well, the reason they defend the business model you've highlighted is, once you've actually designed the car, it's a license to print money. Need more money? Sell another car! It doesn't cost you a cent!

      Throughout human history, Kings, Emperors, Despots, and the like have waged wars over who has the right to print money. What we're seeing here is that war played out in a corporate environment.

      Zero production costs = 100% profit. Many people would risk anything, and do, for the chance to participate in that sort of formula. Wouldn't you, given the chance? It's the Capitalist Nirvana.

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    4. Re:Reasoning by analogy by Performer+Guy · · Score: 1

      Agreed it's a license to print money if you have an exclusive, I'm just pointing out that anyone can come along in software and start writing or 'designing cars' in my analogy. Open Source / Free Software represents that natural evolution to a system where replication without taxation is possible and peopel can thrive and benefit from their shared collective efforts.

      And of course we see people who think the resulting freedom is tantamount to communism with no reguard for the differences between free infinite manufacture of software controlled by all and a more traditional manufacturing industry where someone must make a capital investment to tool up for manufacture.

      Don't assume that I'm somehow anti-capitalist, I'm not, capitalism is great and better than the naive churlish crap that gets bandied around by most of it's dim witted opponents today, but we have a situation here where the rules would have to be severely rigged to be able to sell software in the traditional model (yes they're trying to rig it as such, but that ain't capitalism, it's good oldfashioned graft). It is not a capitalist nirvana unless they can somehow stop free software in it's tracks through unscrupulous means. The honest capitalists should be investing in service businesses (in my analogy building chains of garages and gas stations to keep the vehicles on the road). This is of course exactly where some of the smart money is being invested.

  128. Professional Software in Higher Education by yitzhak · · Score: 1

    Yes, my university uses Chalk, a product by Blackboard. It was deployed last year, and horrified us all. I will grant that, to the best of my knowlege, no open-source alternative exists, but to say that this is supposedly quality software is mind-boggling.

    Clearly, the author does not think very highly of the students who attend a supposedly exclusive university. A shame indeed. Despite the fact that I have little love for Princeton in my heart, I'm pretty sure that a few of their CS majors could whip up something better than Chalk in a couple of months.

    It does, however, raise the issue that a free software alternative does not exist in most of these cases. This situation would be easily remedied if the university opted to have an opensource project developed.

    Oh, and the best part of the article was that the entire point was likening free software to the Nigerian scam... now what is it precisely that the open-source community is trying to scam, I wonder?

    1. Re:Professional Software in Higher Education by B747SP · · Score: 1
      Yes, my university uses Chalk, a product by Blackboard. It was deployed last year, and horrified us all. I will grant that, to the best of my knowlege, no open-source alternative exists, but to say that this is supposedly quality software is mind-boggling.

      ACK. We use the same crapola, a rose by any other name as it were. Called "*university acronym*Online" where I work.

      There are several alternatives, I've stumbled across many whilst freshmeating for other stuff. No names spring to mind and, since I'm on my time right now, you'll have to email me in the morning to get me to search them out for you! (we education/gummint employees, such lazy lazy freaks!). One in particular looked like a very good alternative. Search. There are options that suck far less than Blackboard does.

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  129. About Howard and Princeton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm posting AC because I'm at Princeton. I did some checking around. According to our campus directory, he works in the Enterprise Infrastructure Services department of our IT division (OIT--Office of IT). And while the article credits him as "manager of technology strategy", I cannot find him on the OIT org. chart that you can find in our OIT's annual report. He must be some underling who's bitter.

    I intend to write his boss. I mean, I appreciate satire and parody, but as everyone has pointed out, his article is just malicious and factually false. It's filled with ad hominem attacks at students, hackers, the whole open source community. All based on a ridiculous metaphor that doesn't hold. Hell, it doesn't even make sense. If he hates young people so much, why in the world would he work in an "outreach" capacity at a university?!

    Interestingly, his department is responsible for serving the notorious PeopleSoft management and purchasing software here....roundly hated by every administrative person I know at Princeton. I only mention this because he specifically mentions PeopleSoft. OIT at Princeton is definitely a mixed bag--some outstanding services, people, and liberties (including, yes, plenty of linux support)--and some horrible policies and red tape (like, charging for every ethernet box they activate--both for students and in the depts!--AND charging for every device attached to the network! They nickle and dime like crazy).

    1. Re:About Howard and Princeton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      charging for every ethernet box they activate--both for students and in the depts
      Wallboxes on Dormnet are not charged to the students.

      charging for every device attached to the network
      Explain why you should get more than one device for no extra charge. There's no free lunch.

    2. Re:About Howard and Princeton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Wallboxes on Dormnet are not charged to the students.

      Fine, but students are still required to pay for "dormnet" subscription. At least they did 3 years ago when I lived in a dorm. I'm a grad student and I moved out of graduate housing a while ago.

      Explain why you should get more than one device for no extra charge. There's no free lunch.
      What do you mean more than one? In our dept, we pay for EVERY device and wallbox.

      There's no free lunch, but there's also some lunches that are far more expensive than they appear. Princeton's not cheap (understatement of the year). For the price of room and board, they should throw in a service so central to the mission of a research university--namely, network connectivity. I've been a student at 3 major research universities as an undergrad and for previous postgrad degrees, and I've never heard of a surcharge (above room and board) for network connectivity.

      As for the academic depts, the university collects one of the highest indirect cost rates on grants of any university in the county--58%. That means that for every $1 in grant money a professor brings in, $0.58 goes straight to the university to pay for indirect costs--electricity, building maintenance, etc. This does NOT include salaries, equipment, etc. which must be accounted for separately in the grant. That's exhorbitant extortion, and it's not negotiable. I think a university with the coffers and status of Princeton's should provide network connetivity as a given. It's just insulting.

    3. Re:About Howard and Princeton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for the academic depts, the university collects one of the highest indirect cost rates on grants of any university in the county--58%. That means that for every $1 in grant money a professor brings in, $0.58 goes straight to the university to pay for indirect costs--electricity, building maintenance, etc.

      Perhaps I wasn't clear...the "TigerNet" charges are over and above the 58% indirect cost "tax,"

  130. Those who can, do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who can't, teach at Princeton

  131. Re:timothy is an evil man (howies autoreply w/ph#) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am out of the office from Monday, November 3 thru Friday, November 7 returning on Monday 11/10/03. Contact Lee Varian (lvarian@princeton.edu) or Sally Van Fleet (sallyv@princeton.edu (609)258-2908) if you need to contact me.

    Please leave your message and I will handle it when I return. I may not be able to check my e-mail reliably while I'm away.
    -Howard

  132. He's not shilling--he really believes himself. by aaron240 · · Score: 1

    A couple of things jump out right away.

    First is that he is obviously in the middle of justifying some huge course management purchase. Good luck, bud. Almost all proprietary software can be viewed as over-priced for one reason or another.

    Secondly, he doesn't explain at all what is wrong with any Open Source software. Not a single example.

    This line says a lot about his backwards head-in-the-sand view: We cannot avoid the high cost of high-quality IT no matter how temptingly Mrs. Ahmed beckons us with her siren song.

    Fantastic stuff!

  133. Let me guess... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ... Mr. Strauss's most recent achievement on campus was the negotiating a discount for Microsoft products. And he's ticked off because the work he's done convincing the faculty (that's the ``outreach'' part of his job, eh?) to do all the lectures using Powerpoint and require students to turn in assignments only in Word format will have gone to waste.

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  134. Straightforward Solution by pegasustonans · · Score: 2, Funny

    The man's brain must be a FUDsponge.

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    1. Re:Straightforward Solution by B747SP · · Score: 1
      The man's brain must be a FUDsponge.

      Man, if this were usenet, I'd be posting you to alt.humor.best-of-usenet already. As it stands, I'm just gonna beg those with points to mod you +7 Funny. (Oh, and you owe me a keyboard, you bitch... one without beer and snot sprayed all through it!!!)

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    2. Re:Straightforward Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sarcasm is duly noted, bitch-ass.

    3. Re:Straightforward Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The man's brain must be a FUDsponge. FUDsponge Nopants!

  135. Monument Valley is free, so it must be a scam by SysKoll · · Score: 1
    I tall you, when I visited that backwater state, they tried to make me see Monument Valley. How much do you charge? Nothing, they tell me, it's free to view.

    Yeah right. It's got to be a scam. C'mon, a guy sweats for years to create a work of art, using tools and equipment he had to pay, and it's free? Anybody can come and see it? Riiiight. It has to be a scam. Maybe they'll sell you the souvenir picture or the history book on Amazon. Bastards.

    So instead I went to a matinee of the movie "Waterworld". All that water, it was really feeling expensive.

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  136. RE: platforms and segmentation by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you make a good point - but in some ways, a little bit of segmentation happens because it actually makes the most sense.

    EG. The stereotype of the Mac getting used for "media" is really no accident. I just got the latest issue of Macworld, and even in their comparisons of the new G5's vs. the top-end WinTel offerings, they decided that the Mac had a big lead in such things as video editing and graphics manipulation, while in apps like MS Office, the PC trounced it in performance. The Mac is superior at these media-related tasks, so it's the best tool for those jobs.

    Still, the whole racket of heavily discounting software and/or hardware for students seems to be more effective than one might at first think. Maybe it cashes in on the optimism of most students. ("I may as well take advantage of this great deal on these MS products now - and after 4 or 5 years, I'll get a job making enough money that paying full price for upgrades won't be a big deal by then....")

  137. WebCT... by noda132 · · Score: 1

    I couldn't help but notice, this guy put "WebCT" and "quality software" in the same sentence. Just because the software (online teaching suppliment) sells a lot doesn't make it good. I've seen a hell of a lot of bad free software, but never as bad as WebCT.

  138. This guy wants so much to work at Microsoft... by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    This guy wants so much to work at Microsoft. It's not even funny.

  139. As if... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

    I really can't believe the arrogance of this dude. Does he think that because he's at Princeton, that means that everything he says is verbatim truth? Princeton isn't even on the map of top CS/Engineering schools, rather it's a stuffy law/liberal arts school. It's no wonder why you don't see people from Carnegie-Mellon, MIT, Caltech, University of Illinois, RHIT, etc. blasting open source software.

    The guy isn't credible, even if he is the head of the "Technology business stick it up your ass" department. If I want to hear bad things of open source, I'll wait until the real doctors wiegh in. They won't, probably because a lot of them participate in the production of said software.

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  140. 30 years too late by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Back when "free software" basically meant Emacs, gcc, and a smattering of other obscure, specialized programs, that article would have been sensible as an argument why free software cannot work: it would have turned out to be wrong, but being wrong when predicting the future is acceptable.

    But he's 30 years too late. He's predicting the past, and getting that wrong is just stupid.

  141. Mrs. Ahmed.... by Gunfighter · · Score: 1

    ... is actually a customer of mine. I can't believe she'd go behind my back and try to smuggle the money through some idiot at Princeton. She's trying to cut me out of my share of the money!!!

    Disclaimer: Packetvision, being a parody site, doesn't always work as expected. As such, your results may vary.

    Note: It's funny... laugh.

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  142. Sad, but true. . . by Enahs · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The halls of Academia IT are filled with drooling morons.

    See link mentioned above for a small taste of the idiocy you'll encounter, if you've not already had a taste.

    The real scam artist here is Howard, who has managed to hold down this job at Princeton, of all places. To have a managerial position, apparently all one needs is the ability to write jargon-laden papers and know how to turn one's nose up at undergrads. Thinking is optional. Insight is unnecessary. Knowledge of the subject matter is most likely beyond a manager's grasp, even if the manager is supposedly a learned man. Rather than research the subject matter, go with one's gut, write about whatever one thinks is true.

    Move along; nothing to see here.

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  143. Author's web site, some presentations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for anyone who's interested, the author's web site seems to be at http://www.princeton.edu/~howard/ , and he has a directory of presentations here: http://www.princeton.edu/~howard/slides/.

  144. wow. by EpochVII · · Score: 1

    how can one man memorize so much fud? truly outstanding effort, mr. princeton.

  145. To the editor of Syllabus by cblood · · Score: 1

    It is unfortunate that the first introduction to your publication for the ten's of thousands of slashdot.org readers is Howard Strauss' ignorant rant about open source software. Mr. Strauss has attempted to portray the open source community as disorganized, dishonest and disreputable. This could not be farther from the truth. A quick visit to netcraft.com would show that the open source web browser, apache, hosts the vast majority of the web sites in the world and it's share is increasing. If Mr. Strauss had any hands on experience with Linux or BSD Unix, he would know that they have proven much more reliable than their commercial counterparts. It might interest Mr. Strauss to learn that the IBM corporation has invested millions in Linux and runs Linux on it's flagship mainframe systems. Linux is also used in mission critical systems by companies like Google and Akamai. (not to mention Princeton Univ.)

    The biggest problem with Mr. Strauss' rant is that not one example or shred of evidence is offered to support his argument. It is unfortunate that such unsubstantiated conjecture passes for journalism on your web site.

    1. Re:To the editor of Syllabus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About Syllabus tells us you need to send your comment to:

      Editorial
      Mary Grush
      Editor and Conference Program Director
      (650) 941-1765
      mgrush@syllabus.com

  146. Sounds to me like... by BurKaZoiD · · Score: 1

    ...a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a menagerie of others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure...

    Sounds to me like someone from Redmond has been sucking this guy's weiner, stroking his balls, and telling him he's hung like a bear.

  147. Free software isn't free by Eythian · · Score: 1

    I'm a little confused by the notion that Free (freedom) software is considered free (no cost). Sure, generally it doesn't cost money, but there are other costs. As an open source user, I have free (no money) access to the software, with the hopeful expectation that I'll report bugs and so on to improve it more. However, because I have some programming skills and a desire to contribute back, this is where the cost that I pay comes in. I spend time helping improve programs that do almost what I want/need, in return for which, other people improve it also, and I get the benefit of that.

    This cost may be optional, but it is there nonetheless. The programs I like the most I have paid for by offering my bugfinding time, and developer skills.

  148. Princeton, clown college (Simpsons) by d2ksla · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What
    about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college.

    Cecil: I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

  149. qualificatins??? by dallask · · Score: 1

    He fails to mention that these teenage hackers are more qualified, despite their lack of degrees, than most of the Redmond coders.

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    1. Re:qualificatins??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't believe your own fucking hype.

  150. It's not OS/FS, it's PeopleSoft by jdbarillari · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Office of Information Technology at Princeton is divided between thoughtful and clueful people who are an absolute pleasure to work with --- and, regrettably, a few people like those who wrote the above article for Syllabus.

    If you look beyond the cheap shots at OS/FS, he's defending PeopleSoft, which makes the CRM-like software that runs the University's bureaucratic systems. The company certainly needs some defending. Case in point: up until last year, Princeton course registration was paper-based. Fill out a scan-tron sheet, have your adviser sign it, and take it to the Registrar. Simple, but students complained about the long walks to remote parts of campus.

    Last year, the Registrar finally implemented a new computerized system based on PeopleSoft. The steps for a student to register as follows:

    • Pull up the registrar's website; find the PDF form for course registration.
    • Fill in the form with your courses.
    • Print out the form, and take it to your adviser for their signature.
    • Deliver the form to your department's secretary, so he or she can manually enter the course selections from the forms into the system.

    Maybe I'm not subtle enough, but I fail to see how this represents a step forward. It would seem trivial to save the course information on the registration system so the adviser could approve it with a mouse-click at their meeting with the student. But let me guess --- does PeopleSoft not support that? In fairness, PeopleSoft might support it. But if it did, one wonders why the registrar chose a more inefficient solution. Why a three-way paper-shuffle? Is that what PeopleSoft's "aging, over-21 staff" thought was a good idea?

    I will not begrudge Mr. Strauss his vitriol --- he reminds me of the apologists for any broken platform. If you're stuck with it, you might as well at least pretend that you like it, and that the competition is junk.

    Also -- I can't help but note the omission of a link to the student-run Linux/Unix Users' Group at Princeton. (Consider this a shameless plug.)

    1. Re:It's not OS/FS, it's PeopleSoft by vinsci · · Score: 1
      Seems to me it's not a good idea to depend on proprietary software, all of a sudden you might find yourself in trouble:
      Oracle's PeopleSoft bid could mean trouble for users
      IDG News Service 6/6/03

      If Oracle Corp. succeeds in its bid to acquire PeopleSoft Inc., users are in for a rough transition, industry analysts said Friday. [...]

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    2. Re:It's not OS/FS, it's PeopleSoft by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

      The best thing Oracle could do if the acquisition is successful would be to close down PeopleSoft as a project. That would save millions for its users in development fees and free up staff (i.e. secretary) time to do other work. All of the end users that I have contact with at my alma mater have had anything but a good experience with it in regards to usefulness, ease of use, and effectiveness. So far my alma mater has pumped many millions over many years into trying to get it off the ground. That university has done many things right, but occasionaly you get a mistake like PeopleSoft or trying to cover up overbilling the government for computing services and firing the whistleblower.

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    3. Re:It's not OS/FS, it's PeopleSoft by ccwaterz · · Score: 1

      Damn... At RIT, the only time I ever used paper to register was my first semester with my advisor at orientation.

      After that, it was all electronic. That was 1995.

      Its was on a VAX until 97-98ish, though. Web registration replaced it.

    4. Re:It's not OS/FS, it's PeopleSoft by NoData · · Score: 0, Troll

      Seriously though, I don't think you appreciate the glacial pace at which change occurs at Princeton. I mean, it's Princeton, we've done it like this for hundreds of years! It's the Princeton way. If it was good enough for James Madison and Woodrow Wilson, who are we to begrudge the time honored methods of yore? Now get out your quill and parchment, and sign up for your classes: You're taking Middle Greek, Oratory, European Economyes, and Gentlemanly Etiquette. (you're a Foppish Dandy Studies major).

  151. A PLEA FOR HELP! by 286 · · Score: 1



    I am mr. howard strauss former manager of technology at prineton univercity and victom of wrongfull termnatian. my university has been taken over by linux zeliots and i need your help... i seek in confidence that you plese assist in my lawsuit angist printon and aid me in investing this us$34,000,000 settlement money. i have resolved to depart 25% of the total sum to you for your assistance in helping pay my legal fees, this transaction secured by your good faith deposit of us$5,000.

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  152. Smattering of teenagers by cgenman · · Score: 1

    'a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond,'

    Wow! When they are that young, they don't yet count as teenagers.

  153. The email I just sent Howard by Enahs · · Score: 1
    Not a flame, I swear!

    It IS about your article in Syllabus, however. :D

    At my time in school (at a less than reputable state U) I found that the true scam artists were in the employ of the University.

    Okay! I promised no flames. Sorry.

    There were a few other tidbits that I loved:

    "Another way to get free software is to have students develop our critical systems."

    Or rather, students are paying you to develop the software for you. Yep!

    "Schools often provide free food for you and your staff for working meetings during lunch."

    Meanwhile, the students (who're helping to pay to keep the lightson...well, yes, more than likely their parents, grants, loans, scholarships, what have you) also have to pay for their meals. Thes eare the same students who're slackjawed cyber-sapiens, unworthy to betrusted with your important tasks. If they're not mature enough to handle important tasks, what's that sayabout Princeton?

    Cheers.

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    1. Re:The email I just sent Howard by Enahs · · Score: 1

      Gah! Copy-pasted from Evolution. Evo seems to have stripped out newline characters. I added some, but missed a few. The email to Howard was formatted better than that. :-/

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  154. ECMAScript + SMIL by temojen · · Score: 4, Informative

    ECMAScript is the non-trademark name for standardized JavaScript. SMIL doesn't appear to be supported by Mozilla yet, and I think most of what it can do can be done in ECMAScript + those other technologies (except changeing the volume on sound clips)

  155. We have a little saying here at Penn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Puck Frinceton!

    1. Re:We have a little saying here at Penn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was "If you go outside, be sure to pack heat, unless you want to be done in by West Philly."

  156. What a clever little one you are. by phthisic · · Score: 1

    There are some out there who say, let's judge what works by looking at the real world. They say, let's look at the successes and the failures and see how it all comes out in the wash. These people have the nerve to say, maybe the best opinions come from those successful in business, those whose asses are on the line, those who will buy a second house or mortgage the first one -- all depending on whether or not their business strategy is sound.

    Would you believe these full time business men and women? Would you be so foolhardy? Would you guide your ship by the example of those businessmen, by those who do not get paid if it turns out they are full of shit?

    Of course not!

    You, smart fella that you are, take your business advice from someone who will keep his job regardless if someday he develops a crackpot theory that spaghetti is better than OOP, regardless if someday he publishes an entire book detailing how COBOL is the best language ever! You, oh wise one, will give deference to the opinion of a man who could only lose his job for sleeping with students -- and only then if they get pissed off and tattle. You, observant and calculating, will not take advice from the businessman who does not give advice, but who only betrays his strategy by doing business openly and by quietly pocketing customer dollars. No, Sir! You will only take advice from those learned gentlemen who do nothing but give advice, for you, Sir, know that they are great, learned Professors. And who on earth, you ask yourself, would profess something and dare to be talking out his ass?

    _______________
    On a serious note, having been deep in the bowels of academia, I can tell you this. The only metrics of note in academia are publishing, peer recognition, and, occasionally, student feedback. No one ever gets published by saying, "Yep. The stuff we taught last year is still good." No one ever gets peer recognition by saying, "Yep. Still good." Student feedback isn't affected by what you teach, only how you grade and how much work you give. So what gets a professor recognition and approval is denying something else, someone's work, someone's theory, everyone's work, everyone's theories but your own, etc. A theory that no one has thought of is good. A theory that no one has thought of and which, if true, invalidates the theories of all your peers at other institutions is best. Only in some disciplines and in some cases does the chance of being proven false raise much of a spectre. Outside of the hard sciences, you can spew whatever crap you want and who's to say your wrong? So what if you think Chaucer is a misogynist and Open Source is a fool's paradise? Both opinions are pretty subjective and leave lots of wiggle room. If someone replies that Chaucer donated religiously to a widow's fund, you say, so what? He did it out of spite. If Novel's earnings rise for five years in a row after they buy SuSe, you say, just you wait until year six! And even if you are proven blatantly wrong, so what? Who follows up that? The story about the asteroid that might hit earth is always bigger than the story that it didn't. And anyway, next year's flood of contrived controversy issuing forth from the desks of your peers will drown out your personal load of horseshit.

    As an example, look at New Math. What was wrong with Old Math, you know, the same math they taught to a generation of engineers who put us on the moon? Nothing. There was nothing wrong with it. Except that if you are taking a Ph.D. in Math Education, it doesn't look good to have a dissertation two sentences long: "Good job. Keep it up."

    Everybody has an agenda. And it's good to be skeptical about agenda which appear to be altruistic. IBM, Novel, etc. -- there's nothing altruistic about their agenda. Their agenda is $$$, same as Microsoft, only they have a different strategy to that money. What is Howard Strauss's agenda? Is it enlightening the masses? Is it enlightening the CEO, the CIO? Is he doing this to enlighten anyone

  157. MOD UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I'm at Princeton too, and the raving of this Strauss guy infuriates me. I'm writing OIT about this and I urge you to do the same. He represents Princeton and this kind of idiocy is horrible for our image.

    N.B., when the parent poster says his former page is the "at" link in the story, he means in the phrase Not everyone at Princeton agrees. following the post of the story.

  158. My favorite Anti Linux Flame by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

    Yes linux is a plot by COMMUNISTS to take over the world. No, this is not a parody.
    Linux and the GPL, A Hard Look at Leftist Software Development

  159. Software Politics by humankind · · Score: 1
    This is the alluring pitch of open source software. We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support, but it's FREE and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and few people do anyway.

    This is obviously pro-Microsoft propaganda. I cannot see how anyone who has done their research can make such mindless exaggerations.

    Pesudo-authoritative spin like this is part of the new marketing model where products are sold like politicians get votes: disparage your opponent rather than address the issues. Because if we actually raise the issues, one might find that Open Source products are often better-supported, more-reliable, more secure, and more cost-effective.

  160. Poor choice of story by mattgreen · · Score: 1

    So are we going to get up in arms everytime someone dares bash Linux? That is far too many unnecessary tears to shed. There are people that don't like Linux out there.

    Deal with it. I really hope some of you don't have such a fragile ego, but the comments are making me wonder.

    1. Re:Poor choice of story by humankind · · Score: 1

      We need to get up in arms. If we do not defend the value of Open Source software, we will get railroaded. The story might be one big flamebait, but in a larger sense, these issues are important and being silent while other people make ignorant and inaccurate generalizations will hurt the Open Source movement, which needs as much credibility as possible to thwart the throngs of corporate interests desperately trying to dominate the market with inferior technology.

  161. I'm confused by DesertFalcon · · Score: 1

    Are the things he's listing bad, or is he getting it half right, or... what?

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  162. $8.5 mil by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 0

    While you are installing your free open source software you may want to write Mrs. Ahmed a check. Her $8.5 million will help pay for the real cost of that free software.

    Ironically, that's the same amount of money Mr. Strauss got from Microsoft for spreading such FUD.

  163. Nigerian scam spam and commercial software by james_gnz · · Score: 1

    Ok, so an e-mail offering free software might sound too good to be true. But how would an e-mail offering exorbitantly priced software under draconian EULA terms and conditions sound?

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  164. Just ignore this bozo by serutan · · Score: 1

    The world is full of loons who love to shoot off their mouths, and if you paid attention to every one of them you'd never have time to do anything worthwhile.

  165. I think many have missed the point. by zyridium · · Score: 0

    I do not think this is an anti-linux article...

    It is just an inventive way of making the point that OSS is not free. Which it clearly isnt, any network or computer system needs to be maintained after all.

    And as for everyone upset about the comments about who is involved in coding open source, the article does not say that everyone involved is in that group, but simply that such undesirables can and do contribute to open source projects.

    Read the article and then think, not the other way round :P

  166. Am I the only one... by darnok · · Score: 2, Interesting

    reading this who thought it might be intended as satire?

  167. A couple of points of Howard Strauss irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Okay, I did what one of H. Strauss' courses recommended and Googled him, resulting in a couple of interesting things: Quote from a 2000 election press release:
    Howard Strauss, a technical staff member in Computing and Information Technology, is an expert on voting methods. He can be reached at howard@princeton.edu or (609) 258-6045. Strauss was a founding member and the computer expert of Election Watch, a public interest group that advocated ways to ensure the integrity of electronic elections. The organization no longer operates, but it was instrumental in getting the Federal Election Commission and other groups to review issues involved in electronic elections.
    Does he consult for Diebold, by any chance?

    His portals presentationis a couple of years old and seriously dates itself with the following:

    Loading the page with Safari gives me this:
    This presentation contains content that your browser may not be able to show properly. This presentation was optimized for more recent versions of Microsoft Internet Explorer.
    Slide #5:
    "We will do nothing short of transforming our cars and trucks into a portal for the Internet." - Jacques Nasser - Ford CEO - 1/2000

    "Wine.com will become the wine portal." - Peter Granoff CEO 1/2000

    Digiscents is building the Snortal - a web portal for interactive smelling experiences.
    1) Nasser got the boot by Bill Ford for taking his eye off the auto business
    2) Wine.com merged with wineshopper.com which then folded, and the domain & other assets were purchased by eVineyard which continues to use the wine.com address
    3) Digiscents isn't around, either, having folded the following year

    If nothing else, he's consistent at quoting duds.
  168. Verity Stobb got to that one first by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    Verity Stobb got to the Nigerian e-mail scam as parody first in a recent DDJ column -- the parody had SCO trying to scam Microsoft to raise funds to pursue you-know-what -- check it out and tell me you didn't LOL.

  169. What are the chances... by Empyrean9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that this article is hosted on a server running Apache?

    1. Re:What are the chances... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:What are the chances... by mistered · · Score: 1
      Perhaps if it was, it would have stayed up :)

      It's running on IIS according to Netcraft.

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  170. Yes, and what about those charities. that... by Netlink · · Score: 1

    Give shelter to the free loading homeless taking profit away from hard working landlords, and soup kitchens that take profit away from restaurants giving free food to people who should be out working for a living. And who pays for all this free food and shelter, all those saps who buy the 'helping others' scams that the charities use to get money out of people.

    People in the UK (where I live) even expect that there should be free medical care taking away profit from the private healthcare companies.

    And what about Live Aid, all those musicians that put on a worldwide concert and raised hundreds of millions for those freeloaders in Africa who were too lazy to to get a college education and go work for Microsoft.

    This sort of article really makes me angry because it gives credibility to the stupid anti GPL retoric of Microsoft and SCO. Unfortunately as soon as the first article arives that claims "Bin Laden uses Linux", then Bush and co will try to ban GPL software as part of the war on terror.

    I make a living through installing and supporting "free software". The freedom is independance from Microsoft, freedom to modify the code, and maybe even freedom from viruses, but thats another posting

  171. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds suspiciously like you don't have a "sense of humor" -- something that is epidemic in society.

    Fortunately, most of you will be against the wall in the coming revolution.

  172. Howard's email by CanadaDave · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    His email is howard@princeton.edu if you want to flame him.

  173. yeah well, what do you expect from Princeton. by oliphaunt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I have never met a man from Princeton that I didn't immediately want to punch in the mouth. I'm not saying that they don't exist, I'm just saying that I don't think this guy would be an exception.

    My favorite Princeton Guy story- he was hired to guide my dotcom to an e-procurement platform. He picked iPlanet, even though it didn't do what we needed it to do. So we hired 40 programmers and started paying Netscape for a $600/hr adviser to help us customize it...

    and then, surprise surprise, we ran out of money. what a fucktard.

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  174. Donald Knuth is a teenage hacker? by toybuilder · · Score: 1

    Dang... And all this time, I thought the great open-source software used by many academic institutions (TeX) was written by an esteemed computer science scholar...

  175. E-mail to Mr. Strauss by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mr. Strauss,

    You *are* kidding, right?

    Many of those spams to which you compare open source software are now being sent using mass-mailing viruses. Funny thing about viruses is that they usually exploit security flaws - stupid things like buffer overruns - which are by and large eliminated by the peer review process in open source software. (Never mind the poor Windows security model which allows these viruses to do actual damage.)

    The writers of open-source software, which you dismiss as being a bunch of children, include organizations like IBM and NASA's JPL. The rogue programmers at NASA must alone be accountable for half the world's virus problems.

    I know that when I reboot my FreeBSD webservers (which happens only when the power goes out or I have to vacuum the inside of the computer), the list of credits in the dmesg as it starts up makes me seriously consider how intelligent the choice of open source was, in the face of the legendary reliability, security and standards-compliance of Microsoft IIS.

    Not for one second would any reasonable person suggest that student labor is a suitable choice for managing proprietary university systems. But that wouldn't be open source anyway. Nor would there be enough open source interest in developing systems like WebCT (which I haven't personally found to work that well anyway, being all too familiar with administration of WebCT 3.2).

    Open source solutions like Linux remain generally unsuitable for the desktop - the very things which make it excel in a server environment are the very things which hobble its mass acceptance and usefulness as a desktop operating system. But that will be fixed before too long.

    Where open source currently excels - and has almost since the first newsgroup message where someone said, "You know, I think you could improve your program by..." - is in the implementation of the open standards-based systems which are the very infrastructure of the network.

    Open source isn't free. Download a source tarball. Compile it. Use it. Enjoy it. And if you find a feature is broken or missing, your contribution will be to edit the source code and send it back so that other people can share the changes.

    And so what if a 14-year-old kid with a cable modem reviews the source, finds a bug or missing feature, and contributes a patch? That patch is still subject to the same peer review process. And it's still public, so that it can be documented by others if not by him.

    The most important thing I learned as a student in university is that higher education is not a barometer of intelligence, creativity or aptitude, but a barometer of diligence and funding. Over the years since, I've hired several gifted programmers with ability far eclipsing many of the university graduates I've employed. Mostly they were gifted programmers because that's what they loved to do... kind of like a 14-year-old kid who may have started into C++ when he was 10, has a natural mind for developing algorithms, and is capable of developing efficient software while freshly-minted science degrees are still writing bubble sorts.

    Frankly, the ignorance displayed in your article is an embarrassment to you, your professional reputation, and your university.

    [signed in real name]

    --
    Fire and Meat. Yummy.
    1. Re:E-mail to Mr. Strauss by Random832 · · Score: 1

      My impression was that he printed it out and signed it, then put it in an envelope.

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    2. Re:E-mail to Mr. Strauss by sirket · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm glad to know people aren't simply flaming Mr. Strauss and are instead making valid arguments against his article.

      The letter I wrote to him begins:

      First let me say that I hope your rambling diatribe is not indicative of the writing abilities of the average Princeton employee. If it is, then Princeton has indeed fallen as a school.

      I just could not resist the dig and, frankly, that is one of the most poorly written articles I have read in a long time.

      -sirket

    3. Re:E-mail to Mr. Strauss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Looks like he's in hiding now -

      I am out of the office from Monday, November 3 thru Friday, November 7 returning on Monday 11/10/03. Contact Lee Varian (lvarian@princeton.edu) or Sally Van Fleet (sallyv@princeton.edu (609)258-2908)if you need to contact me.

      Please leave your message and I will handle it when I return. I may not be able to check my e-mail reliably while I'm away.
      -Howard

    4. Re:E-mail to Mr. Strauss by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

      First let me say that I hope your rambling diatribe is not indicative of the writing abilities of the average Princeton employee. If it is, then Princeton has indeed fallen as a school.

      Very, very nice. Very nice indeed.

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      Fire and Meat. Yummy.
    5. Re:E-mail to Mr. Strauss by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      That must be why he used the subject line calling it an E-mail....

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      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    6. Re:E-mail to Mr. Strauss by Random832 · · Score: 1

      had i noticed that, my interpretation would have been that he did not mean a signature like the cursive/scribble/etc, but in the same sense as "signing off" on the radio or tv. (i.e. just typed the name and doesn't want to repeat it on slashdot)

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    7. Re:E-mail to Mr. Strauss by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Yep. That was my thought - "signed with my real name and email address"...

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      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    8. Re:E-mail to Mr. Strauss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      First let me say that I hope your rambling diatribe is not indicative of the writing abilities of the average Princeton employee. If it is, then Princeton has indeed fallen as a school.


      I agree completely. And, what's more, the groundskeepers are completely inept at quantum physics! How the mighty have fallen.
    9. Re:E-mail to Mr. Strauss by sirket · · Score: 1

      MIT Janitors are smart not Princeton groudnskeepers. Get your facts straight :)

      The problem is, Princeton groundskeepers do not go around writing articles in Syllabus. This guy did.

      -sirket

    10. Re:E-mail to Mr. Strauss by McPierce · · Score: 1

      My impression was that he printed it out and signed it, then put it in an envelope.

      VERY retro! So, what do you do with it then? Do you scan the envelope and email that to him? <g>

      --
      Darryl L. Pierce "What do you care what people think, Mr. Feynman?"
  176. Did I miss the point of free software by cyril3 · · Score: 1
    At the scale of stuff he is talking about you don't get free applications. Seriously, If you are putting together a University Student Enrollment Management System do you download one from sourceforge or do you get someone to write it for you using the free software tools that are available. And you pay them. The only thing you don't pay for are the software that you take from the free software community.

    And you end up with bespoke software that doesn't depend on some corporates willingness to conntinue to support or upgrade it.

    Nowhere does anyone suggest that good development procedures should be ignored.

    Of course if YOU end up with unreadable code that noone but the developer can change then its YOU that fucked up.

    I suspect thats the major reason why IT managers don't like free or open source , because they have no-one to blame if its screwed up.

  177. Who could blame him? by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    First he was told Linux was free and now he's receiving letters from SCO.

  178. I guess he invested in MSFT ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now he sees that : this MSFT vs. RHAT

  179. /. an email address? by obsid1an · · Score: 1

    You know he's wishing he didn't put up his email address right about now...

  180. Letter from a Princeton student by kbmccarty · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Amazing, something that actually made me de-lurk on Slashdot...

    Here is my letter to this guy:

    From: Kevin B. McCarty <kmccarty@nospam.Princeton.EDU>
    To: howard@princeton.edu
    Subject: Your article in Syllabus (perspective from a Princeton graduate student)

    Sir:

    I am a graduate student in the Princeton University Physics Department. I came across your article regarding open source software on Syllabus Magazine's web site, in which you do a grave disservice to Princeton University's reputation of technical excellence. Allow me to elaborate.

    You say, with a tad of sarcasm:

    "These folks [open source software developers] are some of the same great people who are supposed to be working for you anyway, plus a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a menagerie of others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure."

    I am interested, then, in how you feel about the Princeton University web servers at www.princeton.edu running Apache, the most well-known open source web server. Apparently [1], Apache has more than 2/3 of the web server market share on the Internet, so someone must trust these people. Of course, the fact that source code is available for open source projects may have something to do with this trust. By the way, how many open source viruses have you seen? (Microsoft Word macros don't count.)

    [1] http://www.netcraft.com/

    You say:

    "We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support, but it's FREE and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and few people do anyway."

    Really? Who discredited the ability to modify source code? Did I miss a Congressional report or something? I apologize for calling you dead wrong, but in fact the Linux kernel [2], one of the most successful open source projects in existence, has been continually updated and improved since its first release in 1991, all by people with an interest in changing source code. These "dangerous" modifications have strangely made Linux and its BSD Unix cousins more stable than any release of Windows. The open source software development process is self-regulating: stable, good software survives, while low-quality efforts are ignored and drop from the face of the Internet. It is too bad that mediocre commercial software does not do the same, since it is too well-supported by people who will not consider using anything they are not required to pay for.

    [2] http://www.kernel.org/

    You say:

    "We either pay commercial software developers, pay to build it ourselves, or pay the even higher price to manage and maintain FREE open source software."

    I don't suppose you are aware of the existence of companies who provide support for open source software. Believe it or not, it is possible to buy a support contract from most major Linux distributors, e.g., [3]. It is even possible to ask (politely) for FREE support on open source message boards, such as [4], where you will usually get far more helpful responses than the standard Microsoft "Have you tried rebooting? Reinstalling?".

    [3] http://www.redhat.com/apps/commerce/
    [4] http://lists.debian.org/debian-user/

    You say:

    "Another way to get free software is to have students develop our critical systems," and "You can also get free software developed by having your users develop it for you."

    These are ridiculous straw man arguments. No sane system administrator would tell his/her students or users to develop their own softwa

    --
    - Kevin B. McCarty
    1. Re:Letter from a Princeton student by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By the way, how many open source viruses have you seen?

      About the same number of large-scale Linux desktop deployments at Fortune 1000 companies. Which is to say, none.

      No, don't thank me. It's OK.

    2. Re:Letter from a Princeton student by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That was quite interesting, but your letter loses all its merit upon examining your home page where, amongst other things, you proudly display a picture of you posing with a Yoda doll.

      You also seem overly pleased with the fact that your webpage is "strictly conforming" to XHTML 1.0.

      Sorry, but I refuse to take advice from someone so hopelessly geeky and anal.

    3. Re:Letter from a Princeton student by leoboiko · · Score: 1

      If he sends you a response, please post it here :)

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    4. Re:Letter from a Princeton student by NoData · · Score: 1

      I hope you and other Princeton students (or anybody dismayed with Strauss' representation of the "progressive thinking" of the academy) consider also writing his boss, Dan Oberst, Director of Enterprise Information Services (oberst at princeton.edu), or even better, the Vice President of the Office of Information Technology and CIO, Betty Leydon (betty at princeton.edu).

    5. Re:Letter from a Princeton student by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      There's no interesting rumours going around on campus about this guy, are there?

    6. Re:Letter from a Princeton student by kbmccarty · · Score: 1

      I'm not really expecting a response, since I imagine his mailbox is swamped about now. This will be compounded by the fact that he is apparently away (got an autoreply to my email) and won't be checking email until Nov. 10.

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      - Kevin B. McCarty
    7. Re:Letter from a Princeton student by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1
      Wow, your email to him is a lot longer than mine:

      Dear Bozo:

      Holy crap, was that article in Syllabus ever a steaming pile of shit. I've never been more glad that I turned down the job offer Princeton University made me four years ago.

      Your pal,
      Poot Rootbeer.
  181. scattershoots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you dumb open source hippies really know how to come up with the dumbest words

  182. My letter by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

    I sent a letter to howard@princeton.edu expressing my thoughts. I suggest all of you do the same. Here's the contents of my letter:

    Dear Howard,

    I think I speak for all the hard-working members of the open-source community when I say,

    "Fuck you."

    Sincerely,
    Ignorant Aardvark

    1. Re:My letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I so wish morons like you weren't in the open-source community. You degrade us all and aggravate him to write more such articles.

      Silence is a better option. Open-source will prove itself in time. Howard will feel like a moron, eventually.

  183. Mr. Strauss: Are you the creator of Hi and Lois? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because you are making me laugh.

    </comicbookguy>

  184. What a black eye for Princeton. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They stand up and do some great stuff and along comes one yahoo with an axe to grind...

  185. Yes, they DO offer something that "intel" can't. by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    Mister Strauss is probably responding, poorly, to some pressure from upper management.

    Somebody there heard that free software is great and cheap and thus wanted to cut his budget massively, fire experienced programmers and believe that a few undergraduates can do the same work for cheap.

    It is true that you can't get something for nothing, even with free software.

    It is also true that it is *possible* (not guaranteed) that you can get more for less money with free software.

    Some free software is probably quite high quality---not produced spastically by inexperienced students as Strauss asserts---but other free software is also lower quality too.

  186. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  187. Closed source software isn't supported by Animats · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Demonstration:
    • Find a clear defect in a Microsoft product. Document it.
    • Call Microsoft (425-882-8080). Try to get it fixed.
    • Record how long it took to get it fixed.
    Any questions?
    1. Re:Closed source software isn't supported by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes: What if you can't find any defects? Have you found a particular one that affects millions of people and that they should fix right away or businesses won't be able to operate?

      And if you do find one and they fix it, do you think they'll release said fix without testing it? A fix that breaks more than it fixes is worthless so they have to be absolutely sure it is better than before.

    2. Re:Closed source software isn't supported by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What if you can't find any defects? Have you found a particular one that affects millions of people and that they should fix right away or businesses won't be able to operate?

      You're so funny! *snigger* *snigger* *chortle* *gufaw!*

  188. A+ #1 troll! by SEE · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Yes, instead of having highly paid programmers at . . . IBM [or] Sun . . . build your critical university systems,"

    You can have highly paid programmers at IBM or Sun build your critical university systems.

  189. Incredibly Stupid Remarks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only someone with a loose grip on reality would think that customizing and running any IT system whether commercial or open-source would be completely free. Does he really think that is a claim that needs to be refuted? Sounds to me like FUD. Advocates of open-source software don't base their claims on the purchase price advantage of open-source. They argue that open-source solutions have better features and a lower TCO. If he wants to argue that claim in an intelligent way, then he's going to stop with the empty rhetoric and give some details. I don't think even the most fervent MySQL fan thinks that end users should be reading MySQL books and typing in their own SQL queries. Stanford used to license Blackboard and several other course management software products, but they decided that they would rather develop an open-source solution themselves. Check out http://getcoursework.stanford.edu/

  190. I don't know by E1v!$ · · Score: 1

    I think the man has mental gas, and this is the equivalent of a fart.

  191. Reading the Slashdot Comments then the Article by webhat · · Score: 1
    After reading most of the comments posted below - the flames, the calls to mod the article -1 Troll, as well as many well thought out Interesting and Funny contributions - I thought I'd actually read this article.
    After reading it I was let down, a lot of the comments below have talked the article UP. Even with the reports that this article was badly thought out it looks like it was written by somebody on the outside looking in through a media cloud created by SCO, Microsoft and that stupid article on Forbes.
    The comments on the "...modify the source code..." statement however are plain idiotic. Give your 2 year old the reiser code and let him type random characters in it, and if it actually compiles run it on your system, if you dare. Sure I could modify the code, and I might not actually destroy all the data on my disk.
    The argument "...was discredited decades ago..." is actually based in fact, this is one of the reasons that a consumer video recorder bought now has less buttons on it than it did when you bought your first on 20 years ago. It seems people forget that they can do it, and I can do it, and get it to compile and even run - we can even program the video to record at a specified time - but the accountants, laywers and eldery mothers - not you mum - of this world might not be able to. How many of you know people who don't even use computers for fear of breaking something.
    I like my software free, as in speech, and free, as in beer, and contribute on the odd project that warrents the extra work I put in to get it to do what I need. However generally I still browse the code of projects from non reputable sources, just to make sure that it is not free, as in pay in blood. "NYT *cough*"
    Most people, and I guess Mr Strauss too, are scared of open-source because it has the reputation of being a load of hackers, and if Mr Strauss wants to, he's free, as in speech, to.
    That it is factually wrong can be attributed to the fact that there is just enough FUD about, and possibly a brown envelope here and there, to confuse the "...manager of technology strategy and outreach at Princeton University."

    Oh, yeah and stupidity.

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  192. so let's do not do the same in the other direction by hooykaas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree totally that the article is definitely insulting for many contributors.

    However, your posting made me think about how people might feel about some opinions/postings about them personally or their community (regardless if they are in the open source camp or not).

    Let's ne honest, I have seen many similar insulting postings about people working at Microsoft in general and of course specific Microsoft individuals. I always like to treat ppl with ate least the same respect I would like to receive myself, even if I not agree with them.

    I hope we can learn that it is no fun and probably counterproductive to insult people or IT/business practises, especially with so-called facts, and that the open source community would refrain from such postings and instead focus onall those informative, interesting and insughtful postings that makes slashdot and open source such a grand community.

    Probably wishfull thinking, but wanted it said anyway.

  193. I thought it was pretty funny by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

    I thought it was pretty funny - I couldn't help but think that he'd got fed up with students constantly nagging him to move everything over to Linux - "But it's open source", "We shouldn't be giving money to Micro$haft", "It's much better than Windoze", "Anyone with half a brain will find it really easy to use"...

    I think eventually he just flipped and had to vent somewhere...

  194. Clueless managers by hherb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I quote: "We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support, but it's FREE and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and few people do anyway."

    Doesn't really require a comment. Discredits the author, just shows that he hasn't got a clue. This would not matter, would this person not be in the position he is. That level of incompetence is shocking.

    I am a medical doctor with a past history as software engineer. I run a paperless clinic (Dorrigo Medical Centre). There may be situations where patient's lifes depend on what our software does or doesn't do, not just the flawless running of a university department. To us and our patients, robustness and reliability of software is crucial.

    Yet we use free software to this purpose, almost to exclusion. Why? Trust. Peer review. Accountability. All issues not covered by shrink wrap software with general disclaimers, where the end user is disempowered to the degree of a mere slave.

    We never would pur our patients at risk by using software of a company with such abysmal reputation regarding stability, reliability and security such as Microsoft. We don't trust free software either right our of the box for that matter - but here at least we can investigate and verify, or pay competent people to do it for us.

    Shame on this man and his unsubstantiated statements. Reality check strongly recommended (like what software is keeping the Internet alive and working, and what software is running some of the worlds most powerful and expensive computers liek Blue Gene)

    Dr Horst Herb, MD
    Principal, Dorrigo Medical Centre, Australia
    Management Committee Member, General Practice Computing Group

    1. Re:Clueless managers by sashang · · Score: 1

      Thank god there are people like you around...just need more of them in Princeton.

  195. Simple explanation by StarTux · · Score: 1

    He is fed up with Linux users at University knowing much more about technology than he does, and he needs to maintain some air of being superior to the unpaid mass of students.

  196. Them straw men shore do fall pretty by phiwum · · Score: 1

    Like others, I'm a bit ashamed that such an extended caricature of the free software movement affects me like it does. But it really is remarkable how good Howard is at knocking down straw men. Where does he see anyone advocating free software as a means of avoiding all software costs?

    Of course, his point (such as it is) is stronger than that. He seems to say that, if quality matters, one ought to go with proprietary, closed source software. Which prompts the question: Are Apache, Linux, FreeBSD, Emacs[1], LaTeX, etc., merely successful aberrations in an unsuccessful paradigm? (If so, what can one say about security holes in IE, IIS, etc? Are those unfortunate aberrations of a process that is destined to bring out quality software?)

    Rather than creating argument after argument explaining why free software will never work, he ought to spend some time explaining why so many users (including technical managers) believe that free software is already working well for them.

    [1] Replace with VI depending on your religion.

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  197. Is this is the same guy who was pushing PCJr's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was an undergrad at Princeton in the mid 80's. It sounds like this fellow is the same nutcase who used to be at the (then) Computer Center - then home to a bunch of IBM mainframes (mainly used for word processing - believe it or not.)

    At the time, the Mac was just starting to come out and folks were pretty excited about it. Strauss, however, was a diehard IBM big iron/PC partisan. Even back then PC's were kind of boring, so to counter the Mac "threat" he was pushing the IBM PCJr (google it - it was an absolutely hilarious machine - chicklet keyboard and all.)

    He was pretty much a silly corporate plaything back then and it looks like he's still one now - it's just the corporation that's changed...

    1. Re:Is this is the same guy who was pushing PCJr's? by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      heh. I learned how to use a computer on a PCjr. Basically sat down one day when the cable was out and read the DOS 2 manual front to back playing with it.

      Didn't have the basic add on stuff (it was like a carterage or something, wasn't it?) so I couldn't make programs and save them -- which is a good thing, since not being able to code that early (I was around 8 or so) ment that I still got to see the sun every so often. :)

  198. -1, Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I refer to the original article, obviously ;-)

  199. You could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But then we would have to kill you too.

  200. Re:Wilkins' "universal" language is English? by smithwis · · Score: 2, Insightful
    HomeStarr is one of the funnier website on the web. Particularly the "StrongBad Email" sections. My particular favorites of that section are:
    • Kid's Book
    • Crazy Cartoon
    • Japanese Cartoon
    • English Paper
    Anyways, it's worth a look around. Just don't go there when you have alot of homework to do.
  201. WARNING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Anti-slash' switch and bait.

    By the way, you fool, you didn't leave it long enough to get bites.

  202. What the fuck? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    I AM MRS. HAJIAH HASSAN AHMED, THE WIFE OF LATE CHIEF ALHAJI HASSAN AHMED...I SEEK IN CONFIDENCE THAT YOU ASSIST ME TO INVEST THIS US$34,000,000 ...

    Nigerians don't have Arabic names. If you're going to make fun of a people, you should at least try not to look like a jackass!

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    1. Re:What the fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Northern part of Nigeria is predominantly Muslim, and thus many have adopted Arabic names.

      By the way what is with 'eatme' putting all that shite porn on your website? And man to man cocksucking porn too! Can you get him to slow down a bit? And also please put some decent links in the moderation queue. Thanks!

  203. Hmm... by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    It's not an animation tool, trying to do Homestar Runner in SVG would kill you and be so inefficient that you'd be better off doing the whole thing with animated GIFs.

    Flash actually uses Javascript (Their own implementation) as the internal scripting language, although they are planning on moving to a more type safe language (similar to java). That language probably includes all the animation primitives you'd need done in machine code, but there's no reason SVG couldn't include those primitives in their spec as well, eventually.

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  204. Why does this article by Howard Strauss... by supersam · · Score: 1

    ... smack of fear of being rendered redundant by "a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a menagerie of others..." ??

    Or am I the only one feeling that way?!

  205. Howard Strauss as Court Jester by wespar · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Dear Editor

    I read Howard Strauss' abovementioned article.

    Quite apart from the intended insult of the comparison to the Nigerian scamsters, I found his thread quite hard to follow. I guess if he had been Theseus, he would've wound up in the Minotaur's stomach after all.

    "Too sophisticated to believe" - precisely what has this got to do with anything, let alone the question at hand? Then we get on to the ridiculous, skipping the sublime with consumate ease ...

    "You can get complex systems at absolutely NO COST!" Yes, for a start they enable you to publish Syllabus, using the HTTP transport protocol and the HTML markup language, running on the TCP/IP internetwork connection suite.

    "Why buy expensive software or spend millions to develop it yourself?" In relation to the Internet - let's see, I have within my grubby little hands, a book called "The Open Book", which you may or may not have read, written by Marshall T Rose, in which he mentions the Open Systems Interconnect internetworking suite - so far behind it's now been officially abandoned except for highly specialized applications such as the Aeronautical Telecommunication Network. There's nothing so cheap as a product that never gets developed.

    "We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support, but it's FREE and we get the ability to modify the source code ourselves, something that is extremely dangerous to do, was discredited decades ago, and few people do it anyway." Where to start? Has the estimable Howard Strauss ever read "The Mythical Man-Month" by Frederick Brooks? Of IBM's Operating System/360 fame? That does tend to cast doubts on the value of a lot of so-called "project planning". Strangely enough, much of the problems Microsoft has had with Windows over the last few years has been with "quality control" - I don't call soBig's world-wide success a proof that Microsoft has any idea what quality is, let alone how to develop for it. Ditto "coding standards" - and "accountability" - have you managed to get from Microsoft a statement of accountability for its criminal negligence in releasing software that allows such grotesque default breaches of privacy and personal security as Windows? "Version control"? The estimable Howard Strauss is pulling my leg. Perhaps he can tell me what the letters cvs and rcs mean - besides being TLAs? "Support"? Amazing - I bought MS DOS 5.0 when it came out - but Microsoft was never particularly interested in supporting me.

    "something that is extremely dangerous to do," for ignorami. I expect every prof and his dog to back me up on this - mind you, I also expect every prof and his dog to back me up when I also say that doing such dangerous things is one way to learn, and extremely fast.

    "was discredited decades ago," - by whom, where at, and in relation to what? I suppose that also refers to the TCP/IP suite, the which discredited software you yourself are happily running a magazine site on? And in relation to which, might I add, Microsoft has been happily selling software that is based heavily on said TCP/IP source code - you are at liberty to inform them that half their product lineup has been discredited.

    "Another way to get free software is to have students develop our critical systems." Ask the DoD about TCP/IP and the University of California at Berkeley. Even better still, ask Bill Joy, late of Sun Microsystems, about the UoC at Berkeley.

    "You can also get free software developed by having your users develop it for you. Really, users are no dummies ..." - only if you don't treat them as dummies. The estimable Howard Strauss gets funnier and funnier all the time. Do you think Apple would've got so far along with its Macintosh - if it hadn't had Hypercard? Here was a nice little utility - users with no background in programming of cou

  206. Well good!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's one person who'll definitely go down in history as a moron!

  207. Suprising by jsaint · · Score: 3, Informative
    I find it suprising that the article was even printed. Looking over other articles and columns in that issue, Strauss's article stands out as offering the least supported and least reasoned thesis. For instance, this article on how copyright law can have unintended consequences in an acedemic setting supports its thesis quite clearly using examples. This column discusses effects and implications of Wi-Fi hotspots on campuses and raises some well reasoned questions about their use. Strauss's article seems somwhat lacking when compared to these.

    If I interpreted him correctly, his idea seems to be that the lure of open source software is the lack of licensing cost but this lure is too good to be true. As a result IT managers should not shrink from spending large amounts of money on propritary solutions.

    He points out that the actual cost of managing and supporting an open source solution is not free. Thank you Capitan Obvious. Any IT manager worthy of the title would understand this. In fact a proper IT manager would factor in support costs, licensing cost, expected lifespan, risk to operation, expected user base, security and many ofther factors before making a decision on a particular solution. In some instances open source would be chosen, in others not.

    To make a case against open source software, Strauss could have chosen some of those factors and provided examples where open source failed. He could have provided hypothetical situations in which the ability to modify source would be dangerous. Instead he chose the "Attack by Bad Analogy". While an analogy can be useful to illuminate a line of reasoning in an argument, it is no replacement for an argument. Indeed, an over-reliance on analogy is generaly a signal that the person lacks a clear understanding of the issue being debated. I would certainly expect better from a publication whose intended audience is involved in higher education.

    Strauss goes on to discourage the use of student written software and the idea of user customization. Again, lacking any clear argument, anaolgy is used.

    The ability to evaluate software solutions and choose the best fit for the problem is a critical skill for IT managers. A useful article could have explored the particular issues associated with evaluating open-source soultions. Instead a poorly argued rant occupies the space. Hopefully Strauss's article is the exception rather than the rule for the pulication.

  208. Ivy League by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Ivy League schools are just babysitters for rich kids. Most of them have a reputation for awarding degrees to illiterate students. So why is this article taken seriously? Maybe if it had come out of Berkeley or MIT... but Princeton? The school that provides the most expensive substandard education in the US?

  209. Well that might be a good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He never made it though.

    All it is is some whining about how it is getting harder for him to push through proprietary software purchases, and how student run/create infrastructure is too complex for poor old geriatric him to understand (at least he is honest) and how they are willing to do his and other's work for the price of some free lunch (and for that they cost him his lunch time every so often for meetings too ... the audacity!!!).

    Im typing this on a student administrated campus LAN as we speak, and I tremble of the thought of letting his geriatric kind near it.

    Yeah students are willing to take the bread out of the mouth of people like him for free, that is true and that is sad for those people. Ill agree with him on that much. They dont do a bad job of it though, time and time again people like him have only succeeded in proving they cant do it better but can only ask more money to do it worse.

    To mr. Strauss : cry me a river you fucking dinosaur. Students are a resource for univeristy IT departments, I know you would love to do nothing more than just spend other people's money ... but those damned students are just there and you will have to make do, if you dont like it you shouldnt work at a university (and you obviously shouldnt!).

    1. Re:Well that might be a good point by pVoid · · Score: 1
      I hope you meant that as funny, because if you didn't, you sir have been the victim of sarchasm. Which is more or less the point being proven here... A program should be maintainable. Not a confusing mess of wires that only a student with nothing else to do with their live should be able to hack through in 7 months.

      What's with the AC anyways? lame

  210. support - the real world by martin · · Score: 3, Informative

    I get just as good support from OSS (perhaps better) as I do for 'commercial' software.

    I also tend to get bug fixes faster and mroe timely than I do from commercial software vendors.

    Of course YMMV, but personnally I tend to find OSS offers a better quality of support all round. Sure I can't sue anyone, but then in the 10 years or so I've been using OSS I can't think of any reason why I would want to. Now if think of the times I'd like to through a shed load of lawyers at a commercial vendor (no, not necessarily M$)....

    Perhaps its because it is a 'hobby' for alot of the OSS people, they take a greater pride in their work and become more emotionally attached to the work and therefore 'care' more about the product.

    Persoannly I'd like the man justify his claims

  211. Ive found a better link for him by adeyadey · · Score: 1

    Its ok, I think I've found a better link for his University..

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  212. So Howard Strauss is a blind fool -- who cares? by Morgaine · · Score: 1

    There really is no point in letting this kind of nonsense get to you, for two reasons.

    The first reason is that it's false anyway and the world is full of people saying false things on purpose or simply because they are dumb. Wasting your time on either type is, well, simply a waste of time.

    And the second reason is that the situation is self-correcting: those without the ability to see the value in our treasure chest will not benefit from it and hence will lag further and further behind until they themselves become extinct or irrelevant.

    So, don't let their ramblings get to you, not even when phrased as mildly amusing parodies, in fact don't even bother acknowledging their existence, especially when they are just clueless PHBs as in this case. Those that cannot do, manage, and it sounds like Howard Strauss cannot even manage so he writes dumb opinion pieces. Ignore it.

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  213. Not up to scratch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whichever OS they are using to serve the page clearly isn't up to the job....slashdotted already

  214. He's a manager that's been cut out of the loop by Morgaine · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This isn't the first time that a manager has felt himself becoming powerless by being cut out of the loop, and is now reacting badly. Shock horror, "his" teccies can now modify the code freely themselves, he is losing control, it's the ultimate catastrophe. :-)

    Those that cannot do, manage. Those than cannot manage in the face of change, complain. Ignore him.

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  215. Just remember... by jolyonr · · Score: 1

    that for each action, there is an equal, and opposite, reactionary.

    Jolyon

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  216. Correction for analists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I know the rule: 'an' before words beginning with a vowel sound. I couldn't go to sleep without first correcting myself, I'm sure I'd wake up to some idiot flamer if I didn't.

    You know it is. You press 'submit' and as soon as you see the 'Sending request to...' you realize that you've fucked up, but you can only stare, frozenly, as the answer comes back and the window reloads. Too late.

  217. Could Mr. Strauss' Network Admin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please take this idiots network access away before he hurts himself? Mr. Strauss seems incompetent enough to be barred from computer use and network access for life.

  218. Networking is an essential service in education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's 2003. Charging extra for networking at an education site is like charging extra for running water.

  219. Free as in Freedom, not as in free beer by hherb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The author is commiting a grave error in his assessment, stemming from not understanding what he is talking about.

    "Free software" as we understand the term nowadays is all about basic freedoms, not about getting a free ride. The freedom to inspect and modify for example, and the freedom to reuse.

    The annual IT budget of our clinic is about $30,000. Most of that money goes into "free software" development. We pay software engineers per project or per hour, and we pay decent. But once a project is completed, it belongs to us. And we release it under the GPL.

    It makes economical sense: if everybody does the same, developers still get paid well for their work, and everybody can build and extend upon an increasing heap of quality software components.

    Everybody wins, only the big coporates depending on cutomer lock in would lose out. I wouldn't shed a tear for them.

  220. Trolls @ Princeton? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0

    How could this troll come so far?? ;P

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  221. Fine, we'll remove all Open Source software... by Omicron32 · · Score: 1

    from all the computers in the world. Holy shit, where's the net gone$&BG$&"(!NO CARRIER

  222. Article already /. by JamesP · · Score: 1

    No wonder, check this out:

    OS, Web Server and Hosting History for www.syllabus.com
    OS Server Last changed IP address Netblock Owner
    Windows Server 2003 Microsoft-IIS/6.0 1-Nov-2003 64.239.183.128 992359768
    Windows 2000 Microsoft-IIS/5.0 5-Oct-2002 64.239.183.128 The Pajo Group
    NT4/Windows 98 Microsoft-IIS/4.0 12-Oct-2001 209.134.33.92 Worldsite Networks

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  223. Re:Capitalism by mean+pun · · Score: 1
    Capitalism is rapidly becoming a monopoly, so competition from other economical systems is good. And for software the socialist system evidently works very well.

    I always find it ironic that for a lot of people competition at the product level is a Good Thing, but at a more abstract level (between economical systems themselves), it is suddenly Evil.

  224. My letter to Howard Strauss by gonvaled · · Score: 1

    Subject: Your article in Syllabus
    To: howard@princeton.edu

    Dear Mr. Howard,

    I will not comment on the statements that you are making on your article about the open source movement (version control, accountability, quality control, support ...) It is very shocking that you are able to make such statements, so much that I nearly think that you have not taken a look at the computing industry for the past fifteen years. And what is even more schocking is that you are able to present such an article when you clearly have a big lack of knowledge about the subject. But I do not want to comment on these issues because other people have already done it before me, showing you the facts that you should be aware of before writing such an article.

    What worries me is how can it be that a supposedly competent senior technology strategist is making such plain false statements. I can only think of a plausible answer: you are on the payroll of the powerfull interests which feel threaten by the rise of the open source movement. To you and to those powerfull economic interests I say the following: prove that your model is better and that you can serve better the customers than the open source projects by *delivering* software. Stop the PR campaigns and convince the industry that you can deliver faster, better and cheaper. Stop talking and start coding.

    And one more thing: we are creating a mature infraestructure which will power the information technology of the (near) future. People like you, who are only looking for their own short term economic interest (as all good citizens of a capitilist system should be doing, right?) do little service to the common good. You have a daunting task in front of you, though: just try to wipe out all distributed knowledge that our society has accumulated, in which we base our open source movement. I wish you luck!

    Best regards,

    Daniel Gonzalez
    Independent Real Time Software Consultant

  225. Oh, one thing... by NoData · · Score: 1


    Great letter, but gotta ding you on your sig (seeing as how pride yourself on your "analness").

    That quote is actually ascribed to first century stoic philosopher Seneca, not Aristotle. The original Latin is "Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit."

    Geeky regards.

    1. Re:Oh, one thing... by kbmccarty · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction.

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  226. What a change by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    ...Hypocrit....I think he's bucking for a job at MS as a backup for when Princeton "lets him go."

    [laughs hysterically]

    At some point, I blinked and the open soruce social revolution happened.

    Remember the phrase "nobody ever got fired for buying Microsoft"?

    When this poor dumb schmuck comes back from his vacation, completely oblivious that his flames got leaked to a more prominent forum (and knowing Slashdot, probably rapidly spread across weblogs, IRC channels, USENET forums, tech newsletters and websites, and tech chats), he's going to be in for a surprise. Slashdot, an internationally-read technology forum, has alone around a thousand messages, most of which are harshly condemning him. These range from a medical doctor in Australia to graduate students at Princeton to CS PhDs and high-ranking software developers. There will be emails to both him and his superiors. There will be complaints in the school newspaper. There will be irritation from Princeton faculty, many of whom are very active and visible members of the open source community, at the personal insults aimed at them. There will be disapproving comments on the fact that he used his title and the university image to promote his views. I doubt he'll be fired over one incident, but he will almost certainly be talking with his superior (especially if enough of these complaints reach university administration).

    The world certainly has changed.

    1. Re:What a change by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That should never happen. Last thing we need are people's freedom of speech being suppressed. Academia, believe it or not, is the bastion of free speech. I would prefer if it remains that way. If what this guy says is a bunch of nonsense, well, people will just ignore him.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    2. Re:What a change by Zigg · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, that's bullshit. Free speech does not mean you can speak with impunity and be immune from the consequences of your actions. How about taking responsibility for what you say? If you're not willing to back up your speech, your speech is worthless anyway.

    3. Re:What a change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If what this guy says is a bunch of nonsense, well, people will just ignore him.

      Why would Princeton want to keep paying a salary to someone who people just ignore?

    4. Re:What a change by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      That should never happen. Last thing we need are people's freedom of speech being suppressed. Academia, believe it or not, is the bastion of free speech. I would prefer if it remains that way. If what this guy says is a bunch of nonsense, well, people will just ignore him.

      The right to free speech only means that the government can't jail you for saying things it doesn't like. Free speech doesn't immunize you against people thinking you are an ass, nor does it prevent them from having second thoughts about your competence in the job they hired you for.

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    5. Re:What a change by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I haven't read the article (it seems to be down--slashdotted perhaps (although it was down for hours)??). But from the sound of it, this seems like an opinion piece more than anything. People should be allowed to express dissenting views! If Linux sucks and is controlled by some evil penguins from outer space, he/she should be allowed to say it.

      Even if people don't take his opinion for much, he should not be fired. One should only be fired if they can't do their job. Having low support is not a good enough reason to suppress him. For instance, the vast majority of professors are totally ignored. Should they all be let go?

      To see my point, consider something like science. Say physics. If someone says that time travel is possible should they be fired? The vast majority of scientists don't think it is possible, but so what? Imagine if people were fired for having dissenting views. You wouldn't even have progress...

      I am against people being fired for saying unpopular things. I even extend this to corporations (although since we live in a capitalist world, private businesses are a different story). People should only be fired for not performing on the job.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    6. Re:What a change by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I don't think we will agree but anyway...

      Free speech does not mean you can speak with impunity and be immune from the consequences of your actions.

      Free speech means what it implies: free speech!!! People should be allowed to say whatever they want without any consequences. I realize the world doesn't work that way, but it should. It's too bad that people don't value freedom for what it is. Freedom should take precedence over everything else. The only way someone should be fired is if they can't perform the job, or something. This case has nothing to do with that. Someone is simply expressing their opinion. It is clear from the words that this is an opionion piece. It's too bad you--and the rest of the world--are conformists and don't like to see dissenting views.

      How about taking responsibility for what you say? If you're not willing to back up your speech, your speech is worthless anyway.

      One can't back up what he said. It is a subjective opinion. Not everything in the world is as objective as you imagine. It's like a professor saying "USA is practicing imperialism". Some would agree; some won't. Or a professor saying "C++ sucks; Python rules". You can't really back up stuff like that. What you are endorsing is akin to firing someone for saying 'C++ sucks'. C++ may rule the world and people may claim a person who said that is a fool. But you need to let the dissenting view be expressed, regardless of how good C++ is compared to Python.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    7. Re:What a change by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      The right to free speech only means that the government can't jail you for saying things it doesn't like. Free speech doesn't immunize you against people thinking you are an ass, nor does it prevent them from having second thoughts about your competence in the job they hired you for.

      In my opinion free speech should extend beyond the government--I realize that is a minority opinion shared by only a few in this world. In any case, I agree with what you posted. My problem is that he should not be fired for his opinion. People can think whatever they want of him, but firing him/forcing him to take down his article/etc is suppressing his speech.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    8. Re:What a change by red+floyd · · Score: 1


      This will look like a troll, but it isn't.

      Free speech means what it implies: free speech!!! People should be allowed to say whatever they want without any consequences.

      Fine. You're a dickhead. And a pedophile(*).
      * Disclaimer: parent poster is not really a pedophile, I was trying to prove a point.

      Seriously. Free Speech means that you are free to say what you want without any consequences FROM THE GOVERNMENT. If people believe Howard's an idiot, and more importantly, can convince his superiors he's an idiot, then fine. With rights come responsibilities. The right of Free Speech implies the responsibility of accepting the consequences of ones speech.

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    9. Re:What a change by Macgruder · · Score: 1

      Even if people don't take his opinion for much, he should not be fired. One should only be fired if they can't do their job. Having low support is not a good enough reason to suppress him.

      I agree, but there comes a point when one's outspoken stance on a subject can be detrimental to accomplishing the dictates of one's position.

      The author wrote this piece in as detrimental and inflammatory style as possible. This was not presented as a reasoned and objective analysis.

      As to Freedom of Speech... "A Right is simply an opportunity to be responsible." And it appears that the author may have abused that right.

      Other posters here have put forth the theory that he presented this as a work of satire. And thus, I am waiting for confirmation of this before I call for the tar and feathers.

      But, if he did intend this as a serious work, then he is woefully uninformed, and should no longer be in the position to advocate or implement any technology.

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    10. Re:What a change by dccontractor · · Score: 1

      Very well put !

    11. Re:What a change by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      People should be allowed to say whatever they want without any consequences.

      Uhh...no. If a person thinks they can say whatever they want to say, then they have no right to try and stop anyone else from calling them a moron. Those are the "consequences" that they have to expect in a free speech environment.

    12. Re:What a change by publius · · Score: 1

      Academia, believe it or not, is the bastion of free speech...

      One might guess that you are not talking about US universities given that many have their own censorship with explicit and implicit codes from the day they review your application for either employment or to study to the day you leave. Can you write about your truly unpopular beliefs in the "Tell us about yourself" essay section and be admitted or employed? Probably not. A recent discussion (Charlie Rose) of law and admission academics over a recent SC decision demonstrated how important they thought it was to make a class that fit well with their world views. That probably does preclude Nazis, Radical Rightists, Extreme Radical Leftists, Pediphiles, etc. Further, even if they do get in, the level of censorship at many universities is higher than even that practised at gov. offices. The ability to use slurs, racial, ethnic, gender-based, whatever is vogue to protect these days, can get you suspended or expelled. Is that free speech? Class projects, papers, works in general, are all judged by academians that can call your subjective opinion wrong if it is not the same as theirs. A chilling effect or not?

      And being an employee is even worse, there are morality clauses, conduct clauses, etc. that can be and often are, inserted into contracts. Assuming you even get the interview, read the Rightists like Horowitz on how universities have chilled out conservative opinion by peer review in hiring. If your peers think you have the wrong political slant then you are wrong for the job. I haven't investigated his specific claims but frankly, having grown up around and in university faculty I would say they are not improbable. Academia, in my experience, is not about the pursuit of truth, generally speaking, anymore (if it ever was) and is now more about politics and political agendas. Education is a tool to control the political process.

      Finally, for all of you who don't think about these things, let me ask you, who do you think gets published these days? In soft sciences are you more likely to get published by adding to someone else's work or by promoting a new and controversial theory? I say soft sciences because I think the burden of proof is lower but it can apply to either. I think that it is the controversial theory that gets the ink. Which might seem like it is a good argument for free speech but actually only undermines academic credibility because even then there are controversies you can talk about and those you can't. Is there ever going to be a paper on how older men marrying their adopted daughters is a good thing (a la Woody Allen)? Probably not, because even if it were true, it would be politically wrong to admit it. The last article I read in Science mag went to great lengths to distance itself from humans when discussing the viable propigation strategies used in primate rape (species bound in case you were thinking about being perverse). What should have been a science paper had gone through the chilling effect and was now politicized into a moral tale. We were no longer being told what was discovered via science we were also being told what the moral implications were. If the non-science part is now required to get published we can still call it speech but is that free speech? And if academia is all about publish or perish, well, draw your own conclusions but I would say there is less freedom there than in most afternoon talk shows where guests are appealing to the public and not their peers and, such as it is, industry.

    13. Re:What a change by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with that. People should be allowed to call others 'morons', 'fools', 'idiots', and so forth. That's ok with me. Such consequences are cool with me...

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    14. Re:What a change by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Fine. You're a dickhead. And a pedophile(*).

      Your example isn't that great. Making up lies and attacking a person doesn't work in this society. In this case, I would sue you for libel or something like that (I don't know the rules but I think I can sue you if you publish something saying I am a pedophile). Having said that, in my ideal world, I would allow people to say that. It is my belief--and my hope--that the truth will come out in the end. I believe that people will dismiss your views when they realize that you are lying. You have no proof, or my life may be contrary to your description, and so forth. In the end, I believe the truth will come out. I am perfectly ok with you calling me a pedophile, just like I am ok with you calling me 'dumb'. People will realize that truth is on my side.

      Free Speech means that you are free to say what you want without any consequences FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

      This isn't going to fly well in a capitalist world, but I think that should be extended beyond the government. Freedom of speech should take precedence. It's too bad most humans don't accept that. If I ran a business, I would allow my employee to be a fascist, assuming that he/she doesn't treat customers and other workers differently. Of course, if he/she starts claim an employee is inferior then I'll fire him/her; but if he/she is a fascist on their own time, in their private life, that is cool with me (even though I'm an enemy of fascism). This is something that no one does right now--because no one values absolute freedom. What I am saying is quite radical I admit...

      If people believe Howard's an idiot, and more importantly, can convince his superiors he's an idiot, then fine.

      That's fine with me. But the truth is that people won't be able to convice his superiors that he is an idiot. All they will do, as one poster in this thread remarked, is to fire/demote/whatever him for going against the status quo. In other words, populism will trample all over free speech. Instead of proving that someone's opinion is wrong (which is almost impossible; consider the 'C++ sucks' case), they will simply punish him for being not being a conformist!

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    15. Re:What a change by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I agree, but there comes a point when one's outspoken stance on a subject can be detrimental to accomplishing the dictates of one's position.

      I don't see how this is detrimental to his position (although admittedly, I don't know much about his position or his job requirements).

      The author wrote this piece in as detrimental and inflammatory style as possible. This was not presented as a reasoned and objective analysis.

      That is precisely why it is an opinion and not a scientific work. In any case, even if it were a scientific work then science (i.e. scientific process) will take care of it. His peers and others will debunk his views and explain why it is not true. The scientific process of testing, questioning, and (dis)proving will sort all this out. We don't need freedom of speech being trampled by populists.

      As to Freedom of Speech... "A Right is simply an opportunity to be responsible." And it appears that the author may have abused that right.

      We have different ideological views on freedoms. I'm a radical and you are a conformist (a moderate). You claim that the "author may have abused" his freedom of speech. My view is that you cannot abuse the freedom of speech. No one can--or should be able to--take that away from you, penalize you, claim that you are overstepping the bounds, etc.

      I hate to say it but your reasoning is almost like some conservatives claiming that everyone has the right to free speech but criticizing their country is not part of it. What you are supporting here is similar and I am totally against it.

      Other posters here have put forth the theory that he presented this as a work of satire. And thus, I am waiting for confirmation of this before I call for the tar and feathers.

      From the sound of it, it doesn't look like satire. It is simply a harsh criticism... if he is a satirist, he is a terrible one ;)

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    16. Re:What a change by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Your example isn't that great. Making up lies and attacking a person doesn't work in this society. In this case, I would sue you for libel or something like that (I don't know the rules but I think I can sue you if you publish something saying I am a pedophile)

      In that case, though, there are consequences. Sorry, but you just proved my point.

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      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
    17. Re:What a change by Macgruder · · Score: 1

      As I said before, "a Right is simply and opportunity to be responsible." In other words, he can say what he wishes. In return for that freedom, he has the obligation to ensure what he says to be reasoned, thought out, and free of factual inaccuracies.

      It's merely the non-physical extension of "the Right to swiign your fist ends where my nose begins."

      Freedoms are not absolute. Freedoms require citizens to be responsible.

      You can have a non-conformist opinion. Refer to the other articles on Slashdot in regards to Global Warming and misapplied science to support that theory. A year or two ago, such a stance would be unthinkable. But if one analyzes the information, and finds an error and can support their position, then by all means, state their piece.

      Whether its presented as fact or opinion, it should be held to the same standard, as much as possible. Feel free to ask your question, or state data to make your case. But we don't need inflammatory speech just to get the point across.

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      I'm not crazy,I'm actively irresponsible.
  227. Hosting by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    Who paid for this?

    Anyone care to investigate?

  228. this is as almost as bad as.. by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    this is as almost as bad as .....

    Harvard claiming that Dave Winer is Opensource..

    Considering that Princeton doesn't produce programmers that get their name in the nes..is He Jealous?

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  229. Send your letter to the campus newspaper too by abe+ferlman · · Score: 1

    It'll be seen by more people that way. Administrators often care more if you tell someone else that something's wrong than if you just tell them.

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    microsoftword.mp3 - it doesn't care that they're not words...
  230. ./ effect sold out bill gates by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Cant RTFA because the site seems to be down (wouldnt surprise me given the software its running).

    a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a menagerie of others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure.

    Bill Gates was once a teenage hacker too young to work at.. oh wait he created Microsoft and made his fortune off a system that leaves gaping holes open for years, yeah your right i wouldnt want to trust them.

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  231. No more quality control ??? by Cipher9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where's the loss in quality controll, when on the one hand you have OS developpers who want their software to be as good as possible, and when you report a problem, will try to help you asap.
    On the other hand you've got companies selling propreity software, who, wen you report a problem make you wait about a year for their next hotfix or service pack

    In my opinion, the end-user is the final quality-control, and if you don't put enough effort in trying to solve this user's problems, then the end-user WILL be throwing away your software. So you better get your act together.

    Makes you wonder how long it will take Redmond to catch on ...

  232. Re:Wilkins' "universal" language is English? by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1

    Even better are the "Teen Girl Squad" episodes in the "Shorts". It was started from a StrongBad email.

  233. He shames Princeton by smchris · · Score: 1


    Sounds like he is auditioning to be the Rush Limbaugh of IT.

  234. Modifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That award goes to "[modifying the source code] was discredited decades ago". WTF? How, by whom, and most importantly why was "modifying source code" discredited? I mean, the whole article is full of completely unsubstantiated nonsense and mudslinging, but this little comment grabbed my attention.

    Does anyone know what he's talking about? Some decades-old study that somehow could be interpreted as "discrediting" souce-code mods, perhaps? I don't even have a guess.

    At a guess, I'd say he's probably deliberately implying that source code modification is the same as self modifying code, which was deprecated.

  235. Art of trade? by wingspan · · Score: 1

    The author completely missed one important aspect of open source. People write for it because they love it, not because they need a paycheck.

    Look at it this way. If you needed a door installed, would you call Harrison Ford? He's an actor, right? But he's also a master carpenter, and can probably do a better job than anyone you know. If he installs your door, he won't do it because he needs your money. On the other hand, you can hire laborers outside your local 7-11 to install the door also. They may do an adequate job, but they are working for money.

  236. Terminal Degree?!?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't decide if that sounds painful, or appropriate to CS.

    Personally I have an MSCE. No, that's not a typo (you think I'd be foolish enough to claim an MCSE on slashdot?), it's a Masters of Science in Computer Engineering. But then again I'm not a kernel hacker, more of a cubfm contributor.

  237. Dear Mr. Strauss by Y+Ddraig+Goch · · Score: 2, Informative

    Howard Strauss,
    Did it ever occur to you that there MIGHT be people in this world that are not Self Centered, Paranoid, Money Grubbing, and Power Hungry ? Open source software is supported by companies that feel that open standards are better than propriatary ones, ever heard of ASCII? Which is is more widely used ASCII (open standard) or EBCDIC (IBM propriatary)? Open Source software is also supported by software developers that: A) Enjoy writing software, B) Wish to contribute something back to the computing community. (By the way item B is the core ideal of most societies.)
    I am sure that these points have already been raised here at /. but they need said again.

    Roy Owen
    Software Developer/Engineer

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    Meddle thou not in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and with most anything.
  238. Where do I go... by confused+one · · Score: 1

    to join the angry mob outside his office?

  239. Mrs Ahmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am Mrs Ahmed, you insensitive clod!

  240. Don't feed the troll by dtio · · Score: 1

    I always find it incredible, when this kind of trolling reaches Slashdot.

    PLEASE DON'T FEED THE TROLL.

    Enough said.

  241. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i just wanted to read the article but the browser says:

    Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error '80004005'

    [Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver][TCP/IP Sockets]SQL Server does not exist or access denied. /includes/local_library.asp, line 19

    great :)))))))))))))

  242. Well.. by talks_to_birds · · Score: 1
    Princeton University now ranks somewhere below SCO in any ranking of IT intelligence.

    t_t_b

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  243. Not only is he manager of technology strategy... by sdcharle · · Score: 1

    He won the award for Outstanding Achievements in the Field of Excellence.

  244. Howard Strauss by aroundsomewhere · · Score: 0

    is a jackass plain and simple

  245. Strauss just wants to justify his salary. by lysium · · Score: 1
    From the title Manager of Information Strategy, I can infer that Mr. Strauss is a tech planner -- looking ahead to see how and where Princeton should spend its IT dollars. He is also a Manager, and thus quite divorced from actual technology. Perhaps Mr. Strauss has based his expertise on proprietary systems. Perhaps he finds the growing use of OSS is eroding the market value of his expertise; if Princeton decides to switch to OSS, Mr. Stauss may find himself out of a job -- replaced by one of the "teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and others..." This is his greatest fear, so he is taking the offensive and discrediting the whole movement.

    Pity he didn't use logic or persuasiveness in his tirade. Mr. Strauss needs a new job title (if not a new job entirely); someone lacking reasoning skills should not be planning strategy.

    =========

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  246. one more thing by jonnyfivealive · · Score: 1

    they screwed up the email so badly recently that they had to resend ALL email received since 2000. yeah, thats a hell of a lot of email to get (again) in a week.

  247. I got a bug fixed for me by Microsoft engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found a bug in WinNT 3.51 that let a one-line C program cause an immediate BSOD. I tried to report it to Microsoft, but they asked me to pay them for the privilege of reporting the bug. So I posted an innocent question onto USENET windows programming group asking how I could stop a program like this one crashing my machine. By the end of the week I received a patch from an engineer on the NT team.

  248. Would you expect less than this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Supreme Court Justice James Clark McReynolds called Howard University "nigger university."

    Niggers are too stupid to understand Linux and are incapable of operating a Linux computer.
    At best a nigger may be able to master a WEB-TV unit as long as it has two buttons labeled with pictograms, one being a banana and the other being a 40oz malt liqour.

    I would totally dismiss this nigger drivel because no one really cares what a nigger has to say anyway..

  249. Great quote from an otherwise useless article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Schools often provide free food for you and your staff for working meetings during lunch. Assuming that you eat about $8 worth of food during the extra hour of work, that turns out to be about $16,000 per year. This may be a good deal for cyber sapiens but not for staff. Would your staff work a vacation day in return for three free meals? Your staff needs a break during the day. You cannot buy that time for only $8 per hour. What looks like a gain is really a loss in productivity and creativity. If you can only schedule meetings during meal times you don't have an overworked staff, you have a dysfunctional organization.

  250. Re:Your sig by CyberDruid · · Score: 1

    I don't get your sig.

    Surely asking Saddam Hussein for military advice would be better than asking almost anyone else? He has IIRC an extensive military training, with years in the Iraqi intelligence and even more years as military leader of a medium sized country. He has so far managed to hide from an enormous invading army with the stated primary goal of killing him.

    While there probably are hundreds of people who would know military strategy even better than he, the same would be true when asking a lawyer for legal advice.

    Have I misunderstood? Are you implying that asking slashdot is a good way of obtaining legal information?

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  251. Somebody needs to be subscribed to newsletters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Somebody needs to be subscribed to newsletters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll need to put in his name:
      Howard Strauss
      maybe his title:
      manager of technology strategy and outreach at Princeton University
      ( or janitor, your choice)
      and his email address:
      howard@princeton.edu

  252. I E-Mailed The Guy by That's+Mister+Jesus · · Score: 1

    I sent Mr. Strauss the following E-Mail...

    Mr. Strauss:

    Wow. I'm in shock. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Like a lot of people who barely understand technology, you clearly know enough to convince non-technical people that you have a clue, but my fellow slash-dotters see right through you. I suppose the folly of open source software explains why Linux is rapidly becoming the world's most dominant server operating system and why every server in google's arsenal runs Linux. I suppose that's why IBM has repeatedly built commercial software on top of open source components. The IBM HTTP Server is based on the Apache web server (which happens to be the dominant web server in it's own right). Their WebSphere Java Application server is based on the open source Tomcat project. IBM's WebSphere Studio line of products is based on the open source Eclipse project. Even Oracle incorporates (and horribly mangles) open source components like XML parsers in their Java application server. I could go on and on.

    There are good and bad open source projects just like there are good and bad commercial software packages. The difference is that open source projects rise and fall based on their technical and usability merits alone. There's very little marketing to cloud the issue. The most successful open source projects tend to be those that are actually better rather than those that just have the best pitch men.

    But let's call this what it really is. Your article was just good old fashioned intellectual snobbery. You're from Princeton and people like you can't possibly imagine how some kid without a college degree can do in a week what it takes you a dozen developers, several years, and a research grant to do. What you're really saying is that you don't trust software written by people without what you consider the proper pedigree. People who don't move in your Ivy League circles are the unwashed masses to you. The world is changing, Buckwheat. You better change with it.

    Coldest Regards,
    [name deleted]

  253. Nigerian scammer =~ Microsoft? by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    • We have lots of money in the bank. Give us some of yours, and you'll get some of what we've got.
    • Trust us, the code's safe.
    • There's no back door, honest!
    • The EULA allows us to change your program, read your data and audit your company whenever we see fit --- but it's all for your own good.
    • These programmers depend on US for a living. That's why YOU should trust them.
    • Greedy people are more trustworthy -- We should know, we're one of them.
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    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  254. Well... by NorthDude · · Score: 1

    ...and be brought down a level to reality.

    I've been programing since my early 10's and I am now 24. The day I have been brought back to reality, when I encountered "the corporate world!", I started to hate this job.

    Let them dream as much as they whant, as dreamers are the ones who drives innovation.

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    I'd rather be sailing...
  255. poor guy..... by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    poor as in he will be poor after his medical bills after just about everyone in the world beats the living crap out of him. And when I say everyone, I don't mean "teens." Or at least get a pitchfork in the rear and a flaming torch in the front.

    Just because you go to some prestigious school does not give you the right to be above it all and inflammatory; hell, in this case, have a death wish.
    Looks like college these days are REALLY overrated.

    I remember, BACK in the days.......

  256. small clarification by kbmccarty · · Score: 2, Informative
    I package [9] a large set of open source software programs and libraries [10] developed at CERN for the Debian GNU/Linux project [11], one of the most popular Linux distributions.

    That should read more like "I package a large set of open source programs and libraries, developed by CERN, for the Debian GNU/Linux project...". Obviously I didn't want to imply that CERN wrote this software specifically for Debian. It was 2 am when I wrote the above...

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    - Kevin B. McCarty
  257. Why post here? You can email the man himself. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    howard@princeton.edu


    (A quick All-The-Web search turned it up several times over on various campus pages. It's real.)

    As much as a twit like Strauss deserves it, please refrain from crap-flooding his address. People like him tend to not be able to deal well with criticism in the first place, which means it is more than likely that he'll just ignore all his incoming email once he realizes that the internet is a two-way street. To blast a fool like him, you need to be subtle. Like emailing him the address to the slashdot article for instance. . .

    Those denial balloons are sure hard to penetrate, but curiosity always kills the cat!

    Cheers!


    -FL

  258. Free Speech versus Being an Unprofessional Arse by UNIBLAB_PowerPC · · Score: 1

    That should never happen. Last thing we need are people's freedom of speech being suppressed. Academia, believe it or not, is the bastion of free speech. I would prefer if it remains that way.

    Oh, I agree with you 100% about academia being the last true refuge of free speech -- but there is an invisible line where an uninformed, biased, ill-equipped argument (as presented in his article) will find someone ostracized by their university community.

    And here's why:

    Without providing any information to back up his argument, this guy comes across as a total loon, or at the very least totally unprofessional. He isn't writing fiction, so he must provide factual evidence to reinforce his claims -- I can't "suspend my disbelief," like we all do on some level when we immerse ourselves in fictitious work. When he is ostracized by his peers for a commentary that smacks in the face of the laws of written communication, it makes Princeton look bad. And you don't make one of the major higher education learning institutions in America look bad. You have to remember that free speech is acceptable as long as it is in the name of the higher cause of learning -- the moment he makes the university look bad, his ass is grass. If he's not tenured, all I have to say is "Good luck!"

    In closing, free speech doesn't protect anyone from making a complete arse out of themselves in a professional community.

    1. Re:Free Speech versus Being an Unprofessional Arse by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Without providing any information to back up his argument, this guy comes across as a total loon, or at the very least totally unprofessional. He isn't writing fiction, so he must provide factual evidence to reinforce his claims -- I can't "suspend my disbelief," like we all do on some level when we immerse ourselves in fictitious work.

      What he is saying is more like an opinion than a scientific work. It's like the example I mentioned in the above post of saying 'C++ sucks; Python rules'. One can't really justify "C++ sucks". You can say it is not elegant, hard to code, etc but ultimately it is an opinion. A lot of what happens in academia, or for that matter anywhere else, is subjective. How many so-called "loony" scientific theories are out there? How many of them turned out to be right? Is Global Warming real or not? Is time travel possible or not? You would never have progress without dissent--regardless of how extreme and idiotic it may sound!

      When he is ostracized by his peers for a commentary that smacks in the face of the laws of written communication, it makes Princeton look bad.

      See...you don't care about freedom of speech. All you care about is image. You are a conformist. I guess you want everyone conforming to the mainstream status quo.

      And you don't make one of the major higher education learning institutions in America look bad. You have to remember that free speech is acceptable as long as it is in the name of the higher cause of learning -- the moment he makes the university look bad, his ass is grass.

      Universities don't gain their reputation by canning people for dissenting views. If Princeton keeps doing it, I can guarantee you that it will be nothing in 50 years!

      In closing, free speech doesn't protect anyone from making a complete arse out of themselves in a professional community.

      No it doesn't...but it certainly should protect someone from being fired for their opinions.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    2. Re:Free Speech versus Being an Unprofessional Arse by UNIBLAB_PowerPC · · Score: 1

      What he is saying is more like an opinion than a scientific work. It's like the example I mentioned in the above post of saying 'C++ sucks; Python rules'. One can't really justify "C++ sucks".

      No, there is no difference between a scientific writing and the conversation we are having here. All are forms of communication, then begin just like a theorem, run their course just like a theorem would, and end with a proper conclusion just like a theorem would. This guy's article was like flamebait on slashdot -- nothing to back up the argument, just awkward ramblings. Now, as either a professor or an administrator of a university -- where whether you like it or not, identify and branding are important -- this guy has a responsibility to be as much of a loon as he wants until he drags his employer and their identify into his morass.

      See...you don't care about freedom of speech. All you care about is image. You are a conformist. I guess you want everyone conforming to the mainstream status quo.

      Now that's absolutely hysterical. That's essentially the same thing the author of the article did -- he started flinging the mud when providing a shred of proof or a coherent thought would have been more appropriate. Oh, and dude? I have a house full of over-the-hill punks here, we're listening to Fugazi, we're all drinking beer, and we're all laughing at you for being such a Jeff K. if you don't get that, it's a joke. Laugh about it, it's the only way to retain your sanity. The world is not a black-and-white, cut-and-dry, love-it-or-leave-it place -- nothing about it is, not even free speech. All rights end where someone else's begin -- trample on my shit, and get your shit squashed in return.

      No, I work in public relations, and that's why I'm all over the slander issue. IANAL, and I'll even give it to you that calling it slander is a stretch. But that's what some reporters do -- they stretch shit until it fits what the producer or editor ultimately wants, whatever slant they take (good, bad, indifferent), they run it, and see what kind of shit they can stir up to generate more news to sell more subscriptions or jack up their ratings. It's like elementary physics -- energy is neither created nor destroyed, just transfered. This guy didn't back up anything he said when attacking professionals from the same field he works in? It's like his article spontaneously explodes and impodes at the same time, ultimately transferring no energy in the process. Uh, hello, but dude, that's a termination notice or a failing grade any way you cut it -- it's not about conformity, it's about an ancient, lost ideal called respect. For not only his peers, but for his profession, and he drags his employer into the mud at the end? Game over, dude.

  259. UIUC by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    UIUC engineering grad here...

    I don't know if you intentionally left this out or not, but there is yet another higher quality computing system on campus. The Engineering Workstations (EWS for short), have far more reliable services than the campus wide service as well. At the time I was there (96-00) they were a mix of Solaris, HPUX and AIX, although I have heard this is changing. I did have the pleasure of using the CS department computer systems as well (did a minor in CS) and I can't say that I saw that much difference between the CS and engineering computers, other than the CS labs having a lot more horsepower...

    --
    "I'll have a Guinness, no wait, make that a Coors Light" -Grad student I work with, who shall remain anonymous...
    1. Re:UIUC by Sangui5 · · Score: 1

      Well, CS and EE undergrads do use EWS, but I'm a CS grad student, so I only log into EWS once in a blue moon. Yes, EWS is relatively high-quality, however, EWS is co-maintained by CRL and CITES, as far as I understand things. So, they're 50% run by the CS department.

  260. Apache now powers 67% of the Internet by Jerry · · Score: 1

    and the number of their sites are rising, while Microsoft powers only 21% and their site count is falling. http://news.netcraft.com/

    Apache is FREE, but you have to pay Microsoft for the priviledge of getting your IIS & SQL Server sites infected with script kiddie viruses. How do you explain this, Mr. Howard, if MS employs such vaunted and highly skilled software engineers and Apache is written by volunteers and pimple-faced kids?

    You are obviously not interested in facts, only smear. This raises the question of motive. What would you profit by writing such hog wash? It certainly hasn't added to your integrity or professional standing. Who are you trying to score points with? By spitting into the wind of experience (FEDEX, Amazon, PostOffice, NYSE, US ARMY, Google, and Microsoft itself when it resorted to hosting its patches on Linux servers because it couldn't keep its own dog food up, and many cities and government around the world) you can't seriously suggest that these folks are deluded or ignorant. That only leaves your personal motivation to consider. Since this tantrum will only enhance your personal standing among Microsoft fanatics the only other upside would be a cash donation to your personal bank account. Has it arrived yet?

    Princeton University should re-evaluate your credentials for employment. Anyone with analytical and research skills so obviously poor as yours must have padded their resume.

    --

    Running with Linux for over 20 years!

  261. The email I sent to the author by back_pages · · Score: 1

    I recently read your editorial at http://www.syllabus.com/article.asp?id=8460 After receiving my official scores for the GRE, several ivy-league schools sent me informational packets at their own volition. Deciding which highly esteemed educational institution would be the best match for my higher education in computer science was no simple task. After reading your editorial, I thank my lucky stars that I avoided a school represented by someone who believes that modifying source code is "extremely dangerous" and something that "few people do anyway." It really is a shame that the students of technology at Princeton must suffer the embarrassment of being associated with the unprofessional attitude and outright misinformation presented in your editorial. I am quite certain that Syllabus.com is not a site devoted to satire, therefore the final impression I have of your editorial is that you are fishing for a job with a proprietary software developer. If that is true, there are definitely more professional means of achieving this. If I'm in error, then let me kindly suggest having someone from the English department preview your future publications. In light of the situation, I might also suggest avoiding the Princeton English department. Please take note that I am not mindlessly defending open source software, let alone defending open source software in any fashion. I am merely expressing my great relief at electing to not attend Princeton's graduate program and subsequently being humiliated by association with an editorial that suggests that modifying source code is "extremely dangerous". To the students of Princeton, I express my sympathy. [my name]

  262. With proper formatting... by back_pages · · Score: 1
    I recently read your editorial at http://www.syllabus.com/article.asp?id=8460

    After receiving my official scores for the GRE, several ivy-league schools sent me informational packets at their own volition. Deciding which highly esteemed educational institution would be the best match for my higher education in computer science was no simple task. After reading your editorial, I thank my lucky stars that I avoided a school represented by someone who believes that modifying source code is "extremely dangerous" and something that "few people do anyway."

    It really is a shame that the students of technology at Princeton must suffer the embarrassment of being associated with the unprofessional attitude and outright misinformation presented in your editorial. I am quite certain that Syllabus.com is not a site devoted to satire, therefore the final impression I have of your editorial is that you are fishing for a job with a proprietary software developer. If that is true, there are definitely more professional means of achieving this. If I'm in error, then let me kindly suggest having someone from the English department preview your future publications. In light of the situation, I might also suggest avoiding the Princeton English department.

    Please take note that I am not mindlessly defending open source software, let alone defending open source software in any fashion. I am merely expressing my great relief at electing to not attend Princeton's graduate program and subsequently being humiliated by association with an editorial that suggests that modifying source code is "extremely dangerous".

    To the students of Princeton, I express my sympathy.

    [my name]

    1. Re:With proper formatting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is unfortunate you are judging Princeton because of a troll in administration.. He is no a prof by any means. He doesn't even run the computer department in the CS dept.

  263. Well then its not free, is it? by Djanossy+II · · Score: 1

    "I think Howard Strauss ought to be informed of the billions of dollars being invested in free software development by major corporations"

    --
    You might know everything, but you certainly don't know everybody...
  264. good call - so best to take it in context by pohzer · · Score: 1

    My sentiments exactly. Once a manager, you need to deal with (and answer to) execs who know so little it's truly frightening! To be a GOOD manager, you must lose sight of tech reality (or you can't "connect" with your new "peers", which is necessary). But then you lose sight of the tech work.... and round and round we go!

    But once you are alienated by those execs (as this guy clearly is feeling... his comments highlight bad decisions more than bad software), you best regain your tech skills and return to your roots. If you don't you will be "lost in the middle", as he appears to be.

    Some places need a techie-connected IT manager. Some places need an exec-connected IT manager. Everybody could use a techie-connected IT manager who can gain the trust of the execs (rare). Nobody needs a disconnected IT manager.

  265. Godwin's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just substitute "jew", "jewish", etc, everywhere where Howard Strauss mentions "open source", "Linux", etc, and you then see exactly where that bozo is coming from.

  266. Re:Wilkins' "universal" language is English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the songs, personally. "Everybody to the limit" is pretty good. Also generated from a Strong Bad email.

    All of the Marshie commercials (and the Mr. Shmallow predecessor) are also very well done. There's a cheerful malevolence about them that's hard to pin down.

  267. It should really be called by Djanossy+II · · Score: 1

    "Public software". Not as glamorous as "free" but it fits. The idea is that it resides in the public domain, much like other intellectual property owned by all, like old songs and such, correct?

    --
    You might know everything, but you certainly don't know everybody...
  268. Sad to see how low a Princeton professor can sink by cpotoso · · Score: 1

    Either of the following: 1) He's a complete sold-out to M$ et al. 2) He does not really have a clue at all. Coming from a place like Princeton (one of the greatest research universities in the world) he should know better: the model of open-source software is very close to what has worked very well in a tremendously successful human enterprise: Science! Remember Newton's famous words (can't remember them verbatim): "I have only succeeded because I stood on the shoulders of giants".

  269. profit!!! by jonnyfivealive · · Score: 1

    1. make foundless claims about some of the most secure sw in existence.
    2. ???
    3. profit!!!

  270. Take another college off the list by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Damn, if people at Princeton are that stupid, there's no way I'm sending my kid there...

    Obvioulsy a far-left leaning liberal unionite that doesn't believe that, in a free market economy, "free" should be allowed.

  271. Key word: *Manager* by siskbc · · Score: 1
    This isn't the first time that a manager has felt himself becoming powerless by being cut out of the loop, and is now reacting badly. Shock horror, "his" teccies can now modify the code freely themselves, he is losing control, it's the ultimate catastrophe.

    He's the manager of tech outreach or somesuch. We get all bent out of shape because we see this and assume some well-known prof at Princeton is shitting on open source. But this guy isn't a prof. He's a dipshit who (according to other posts) teaches classes on web portals. Wow. That's impressive.

    It also means that corporations like MS probably have their pockets open to him knowing he can use his position to give them free press under the Princeton banner.

    So what I'm saying is, this is nobody. Assume this is just some asshat troll who wouldn't get the press he's getting without trading on Princeton's name, a school he does NOT represent as an academic. He hasn't published shit in a peer-reviewed journal as far as I can tell. If anyone else wants to check, his middle initial is J - there are a couple of other "H Strauss"'s at Princeton that are actual Prof's. In short, ignore the turd.

    --

    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

  272. His argument isn't bad... by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
    ...but the way his supports himself is. There is no point where he backs himself up and explains how he thinks OSS is going to end up costing more than Windows.

    Sad, sorry little fellow. Glad I didn't go to Princeton...

  273. YHBT YHL HAND by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    Folks, trolls have existed in the ink and paper realm long before newsgroups/slashdot/blogs.

    --
    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
  274. Re:Sad to see how low a Princeton professor can si by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is not a prof. Just an administration person, and not even a high up as his title would suggest.

  275. Hacker Vs Script-kiddie Vs Student by phorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, if we look at some of the high-end professionals in many IT industries, how many were not hackers in their early roots. I think that what we really have is a confusion between hacker and script-kiddies. Linux is friendly to the former, but not really the latter.

    And students? Why not pick up linux if you're a student. Yes, no shiat it saves money over picking up a legit copy of XP Pro, and yes, you can learn/do a lot more with it in many scenarios.

    Really, you could pretty much draw a correlation between higher functionality and hackers in general, except that many people think hacker=virus=blackhat nowadays.

    Wouldn't even Bill G have been considered something of a hacker back in the day? Granted with MS he's more like Darth Vader nowadays, but he could have had promise at one point.

  276. try 50's sonny... by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    Hell i've been hacking when folks the likes of DEC, UNIVAC, RCA, NCR, and Ohio Scientic were offering systems to the world. We hack/help because we care. This is a guy on his way out. My bet is in 90 days he'll be at a different job site, or asking if you want fries with that order. Damn, and I thought Princeston had its act together. How could a clown like this have made it through the screening process. He could not have answered the question of "how would you direct the i.t. department given low money, tallented students, tallented educators, industry leaders all wanting just to help Princeston?". Its chilling if what he said was, SPEND MORE MONEY ON THIRD PARTY CLOSED SOURCE SYSTEMS THAT MASS MARKET THEIR PRODUCTS. This sorry poor bastard thinks that by being tollerant of inflexable design and implimentation, one can succed. I just haven't seen it work out that way in 30+ years in this industry. $5 bucks says this article is a sawn song of someone who burned out; any takers?

  277. Re:Capitalism by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    One of the big flaws with classical Communism was the whole arguement that the state would eventually wither away amd return control to the people. The State seemed to always manufacture new enemies, either external or internal, instead. Maybe a similar flaw is developing here. The state always seems to erect barriers to everyone operating capitalistically, most often at the behest of those claiming to already be inside the system. There are a lot more people advocating a free market, except when it has adverse consequences for them, than advocating a free market, period.

    --
    Who is John Cabal?
  278. We gotta stop the free-labor movement by asn0 · · Score: 1

    This guy is onto something here. A lot of our current economic problems are caused by these "free-ware" people taking jobs from professionals. I've done some research on this issue, and the problem is much more pervasive than just Open Source Software. http://pete.kruckenberg.com/blog/archives/000310.p hp

  279. Tech support costs... by SuperChuck69 · · Score: 1
    I'm growing a little tired of the old adage "sure, the software's free, but supporting it is not".

    When I was in school, I worked PC support for a mostly-windoze (3.1) campus. I was paid to run around campus fixing peoples' problems, fix their problems over the phone, and fix any problems in the labs. Most of the time I was very, very busy.

    Yes, using a free software product, especially for users, incurs non-free support costs. BUT SO DOES USING RETAIL SOFTWARE!

    What company doesn't have an IT lurking about waiting for an exec to drop his laptop in the pool? Even in the theoretical case of end users directly accessing "free tech support", if someone spends 2 hours on the phone with Microsoft, that's 2 hours they're not doing their job (look, hidden costs).

    Applying the "free like beer" logic, it's like saying free beer isn't free because it makes you pee. Beer, be it free, cheap, or expensive, makes you pee. Software, be it free, cheap, or expensive, has to be supported.

    --
    :wq
  280. Wait a minute Slashdot...... by SoVi3t · · Score: 1

    so he makes the SAME generalization about the open source community, that most of the Linux users (of which I am not one of them) make about the Windows community, and suddenly HE is the bad guy? Call this flamebait if you wish, but honestly, a major reason more people aren't embracing Linux is because of the entire "Holier than thou" attitude. Sadly enough, there ARE alot of people in the world (hell, alot of people that I know), that fit his description to a T.

    --
    Defender of Microsoft and Communism!!!
    1. Re:Wait a minute Slashdot...... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      he makes the SAME generalization about the open source community, that most of the Linux users (of which I am not one of them) make about the Windows community, and suddenly HE is the bad guy?

      Excuse me...
      Generalization1:
      "Microsoft's prices are a outrageous and their marketing strategy is evil"
      Generalization2:
      "GNU prices are a outrageous and their marketing strategy is evil".

      And while I say "1", I complain someone says "2". Am I wrong?

      --
      45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B2
  281. Context? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    "To be a GOOD manager, you must lose sight of tech reality (or you can't "connect" with your new "peers", which is necessary)."

    What?

    Who wrote this rule, and why?

    No one said you had to be a moron to be a manager, it just ends up happening because the morons can't do the upper-level tech jobs.

    If you happen to be a competent technologist who decides he wants to get into management, why do you need to "get dumb?"

    --

    +++ATH0
  282. Hit and Run by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    Think he is REALLY out of the office?

    From: howard@Princeton.EDU
    Date: Wed, 05 Nov 2003 12:43:54 -0500 (EST)
    Subject: Re: free software

    I am out of the office from Monday, November 3 thru Friday, November 7 returning on Monday 11/10/03. Contact Lee Varian
    (lvarian@princeton.edu) or Sally Van Fleet (sallyv@princeton.edu (609)258-2908)if you need to contact me.

    Please leave your message and I will handle it when I return. I may not be able to check my e-mail reliably while I'm away.
    -Howard

  283. i couldnt care less ... by superfast-scooter · · Score: 1

    about the guy, but im sure his favorite position is 69.

  284. Not worthy of response by corvi42 · · Score: 1

    Sending loud angry rebuttles to articles like this just dignifies them. Crap like this is not worthy of a response, and ought to be ignored. Just my $0.02

    --

    There are a thousand forms of subversion, but few can equal the convenience and immediacy of a cream pie -Noel Godin
  285. Call him... by AgentOJ · · Score: 1

    Found on Princeton University's online directory, here's the info:

    Howard J Strauss

    Phone: 609-258-6045
    Fax: 609-258-1004
    Address: 205 87 Prospect Avenue
    Department: OIT Enterprise Infrastructure Services
    Email: howard@Princeton.EDU
    Emailbox: howard@mail.Princeton.EDU
    Netid: howard
    Voicemailbox: 86045
    Alias: 010003024

    Now, call/e-mail him and ask him to clarify his article.

  286. Hand kerchief please! by netwatchman2001 · · Score: 1

    Would somebody please give this drooling idiot a hand kerchief?

  287. The Grass by h8macs · · Score: 1

    The sign says "keep off the grass" not smoke it! Geez.....what is this guy on!?!?!

    Resign or termination the only 2 ways to go with this guy. Can't say I would want his advice regarding my college education nor would I want his advisement for career choices. I hope he doesn't actually "advise" students.

    Oh and from what I can tell from my own experience us young androids (or whatever he termed us), do not fault the older models. We learn from them.....just so you know.

    --
    :-( --- argh. Despair, I owe again. :-b
  288. But I'm flattered... by DrCode · · Score: 1

    ...that he refers to me as a 'teenager'. It's been a few decades since anyone's done that.

  289. How'd this guy get his job? by alizard · · Score: 1
    Did some rich alumnus with a brother-in-law lean on the Princeton school administration to find him a job?

    "manager of technology strategy and outreach" sounds like "promotion" to the point where he can't screw up anything anybody depends on. He doesn't exactly sound like the kind of guy I'd ask "Are we better off converting to VoIP or should we wait for a while longer?" or "should we move our Oracle database onto Linux servers?"

    My guess is that he's got an office and a secretary, he reports in when he feels like it and occasionally writes reports that get thrown into the garbage unread. And he wrote the article on "company time" for lack of anything better to do. Judging from what I read in his article, I suspect his secretary even handles his e-mail for him because he's "above" (read can't handle) such mundane tasks.

    Can anyone who actually knows what goes on at Princeton tell us if this guy actually responsible for any actual systems or networks?

  290. you forgot to compare... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    MS Customer Support with the Psychic Friends Network - a link to an article comparing the two was referred to in a post on Slashdot probably about two weeks ago. Surprise! MS didn't do so well...

    I know your letter is done, but the above comparison doesn't exactly support his preference for professional closed-source support over "amateur" open-source alternatives.

  291. Dumbing down of teccies in management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you happen to be a competent technologist who decides he wants to get into management, why do you need to "get dumb?"

    Just in case you don't get an answer from the appropriate poster, here's my suggestion ...

    I don't think that ex-teccies really do become dumber (in terms of IQ) when they go into management. It merely seems so, because of their altered sense of priorities once they buy into the management mindset. As an example of this, consider the management-directed release of software before it is ready. Every s/w tech person knows that you cannot bring software to readiness by a certain date merely because the release schedule requires it, yet ex-tech managers almost always lose sight of this truth the instant that they arrive in the managerial driving seat.

    In the eyes of their still-technical colleagues, those managers should be informing the product weanies of the nonsense of arbitrary release deadlines, but instead they are importing the nonsense into the team and using highly illogical mumbo-jumbo to defend the silliness. The inevitable result of this? The ex-teccie manager now appears to be dumber than he used to be as a teccie. Or as a slightly more generous interpretation, he appears to be an incompetent manager in that he is unable to reflect technical concerns upwards and is only transmitting non-technical directives downwards.

    The above scenario is pretty common --- as a freelancer, I've seen quite a few variations on this sort of theme in the permanent staff. I should also say that I've had the pleasure of working with one extraordinarily good ex-teccie manager, an absolute delight to work "under", worth ten times whatever they paid him. Sadly, that's one great manager out of a few dozen.

    1. Re:Dumbing down of teccies in management by pohzer · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the reply.... you've said it better than I probably did.

      In my own words, it's not that you actually get "dumb", but you can't work both sides simultaneously. You can't stay tech-savvy enough to keep up with the techies *and* still be "in" with the execs.

      I have been there. The knowledge gap can be huge (especially where I was). The better I got at "management" the more $$ I made and the more I got promoted, but the less I could stay honest to the technology. The biggest reason by far?

      Non-tech management simply cannot move fast enough to maintain proper decision making as tech advances. When you support a decision and it takes 10 months to be put into action, how do you tell them tech winds have shifted and the decision is no longer appropriate? As a non-tech exec to fall behind is to be WRONG, and their collective sense is they can't all be WRONG, can they? Truth is YES they can, but if you are the one who has to tell them that, you will be alienated/disenfranchised.

      Perhaps my perspective is specific to a tech manager in a non-tech industry, but nonetheless it is very, very real. I won't be management again unless it's my company or a tech company, or there are many tech managers to share the burden.

  292. Two Princeton Alums Reply by ajkessel · · Score: 1

    I've posted the responses of two Princeton alums to this article (including my own). These responses were sent to Mr. Strauss as well as his supervisors.

    In case anyone is still reading this thread.

  293. Ooh, can I have that? Can I? Can I? (-: by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    Is there a special prize for 1st post and karma whore in one?

    Here goes my entry:

    These folks are some of the same great people who are supposed to be working for you anyway, plus a smattering of teenagers too young to work at Redmond, hackers, virus creators, and a menagerie of others with whom you will feel great pride in entrusting your IT infrastructure.

    Tridge (defined here and here), the smartest man in Australian IT, obviously qualifies and Bill Gates does not (except in his own humble eyes). The only problem remaining is, where does Tridge fit in Howard's categories? Is he your employee? No. Is he a teenager, albeit a smattered one? Not for a long time, to Susan's immense relief. I must mention in defense of teenagers, though, that at least one well-known project has been managed by a 13-year-old, and managed well. A hacker? Since Howard evidently means "cracker", that's a resounding "no". Virus creators? No, although I'm sure SaMBa has transported and safely stored quite a few viruses in its day. I guess he fits in "menagerie of others", which is to say, no category at all. I could run up a list of another hundred or so such people in one day.

    Not to put too fine a point on it, Howard Strauss is talking out of his rear, so has evidently forgotten that magic rule: "'tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

    --
    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  294. reminds me of the lamers in the print ads by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    MS had a run of print ads featuring folks that at first glance did not seem to be alpha geeks in any way. They were presented as no-nonsense, get-it-done techy types, and maybe that was their self-image, but to me they looked like poseurs. There is a class of tech whose esteem is boosted by booth weasels handing out tchotchkes, who think wearing a Visual Studio cap will enhance their sex appeal. These ads were composed of and for those guys, and in me they inspire the deepest pity.

    If any of you are such a psuedo tech, you are not forceful and decisive for surrendering your judgement to the "inevitability" of the market leader.

  295. Re:Your sig by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

    well, first off, it is trying to be funny in that people are always giving/getting legal advice here and almost all of it comes with the IANAL disclaimer. so, it is an attempt at humor. as for the saddam thing: his first war, against iran, wa a dismal failure. while they were all out protesting the US and burning our flag, iraq couldn't defeat them. 8 years of war left his country and army in shambles. then 3 years later he invades kuwait. in desert storm, he gets crushed in a few days. so that strategy is shot. then with the latest war, he totally misread our intentions, and in probably the most dynamic armored assault in history, he is defeated in a few weeks. so 3 wars, 1 horrible stalemate, 2 ass whoppins. now, as for his latest hide and seek gamble. i would consider that a plan for survival. considering that a recent nbc news story has abotu 80% of iraq doing well, and almost, well, peaceful, the remaining 20% remains tough. but, i would hardly call it success that he is running for his life, hiding like a coward, and only able to conduct a guerilla war of desperation. so yes, there is humor intended. you just have to see the logic.

    --
    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
  296. This will cheer you up... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
    His condescending attitude towards the talented programmers who have created so much of the infrastructure the Internet depends on (Linux, BSD, Apache, MySQL anyone?) is a bit infuriating, to say the least.

    You'll enjoy this, I think...

    11/06/03 07:55:19 Browsing http://www.princeton.edu/
    Fetching http://www.princeton.edu/ ...
    GET / HTTP/1.1
    Host: www.princeton.edu
    Connection: close
    HTTP/1.1 200 OK
    Date: Thu, 06 Nov 2003 13:55:26 GMT
    Server: Apache/1.3.4 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.1.8 SSLeay/0.9.0b
    Cache-Control: max-age=2
    Expires: Thu, 06 Nov 2003 13:55:28 GMT
    Connection: close

  297. This is mind numbingly ludicrous by daringone · · Score: 1

    I *really* hope this wasn't meant as a serious article. I work as a systems engineer for a small cable/dialup ISP, and I decided to take a count of the number of open source based servers I run. I counted 34 different servers that run a variation of either RedHat or OpenBSD. 34 servers that have served me quite well. 34 servers that I don't have to worry a quarter as much about Worms/Virii/Trojans. 34 servers that do what I need them to do and do it just as good if not better than their MS counterparts. 34 servers that saved me roughly $34,000 in licensing alone to buy Windows Server 2003, not to mention the software that would have to run on it. I believe Mr. Strauss should sit in on a history class at his university and take to heart the words of one of our great presidents, Abraham Lincoln:

    "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

  298. I still disagree with this. by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    "You can't stay tech-savvy enough to keep up with the techies *and* still be "in" with the execs."

    I actually perform best at work when my job involves doing this - that is, be a translator between technical and managerial concerns.

    I cannot believe I am that unique. Maybe it's just a matter of perspective?

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  299. Project Management Is Not Just For Masters by Nekoi · · Score: 1

    I assure you that students are fully capable of project management. My friend just finished 2nd year in Electrical Engineering, and is currently a project manager at RIM.

  300. Re: young aged crackers a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If young aged crackers seem to be a problem for these corporate companies. Its something that they should be deserved for, choosing the risk and not updating or being flexible with other possibilities out there. Security problems are something that should be immediately addressed to.