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'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today

shelleymonster writes "The Matrix Revolutions was released worldwide at 9 AM EST today. With a running time of 2 hr. 9 min., I'm expecting the /. reviews to start pouring in around 11:30. Since critics are saying things like, "Matrix finale could put you back in a coma," and, "The final episode is a slam-bang, dreary mess," I'm curious to hear some real fans' reactions." Many readers have pointed to the BBC's review; they were not amused. Were you? Update: 11/05 17:17 GMT by T : Read on for one reader's (spoiler-free) first impression. wickedweasel writes "Just came from one of the first showings of Matrix: Revolutions (Germany, don't know why, but it started 2:30 pm here) and came by to drop some comments (no spoilers). To cut it short: not even close to the first one, and honestly spoken way worse than the second one (which wasn't _that_ bad). The ones looking for cool action will hardly find any, neither will the ones who came for the story (like me) be satisfied. Only a few good scenes in and around Zion, some quite big plot holes and unfinished threads and, most important, an unsatisfying end, to say the least. I guess I'll be flamed for my opinion by the die-hard-fans, but hear this: I once considered myself one too until I saw this."

1,691 comments

  1. Doesn't look promising by l810c · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The Tomatometer is currently at 38/100. In contrast, Matrix I was 86% and Reloaded was 73%.

    I though Reloaded was a huge drop off from the orignal and this one may be a huge disappointment. Too bad, because the orignal was one of the best SciFi movies in Years.

    The machines are attacking tomorrow, lets have a Rave.

    1. Re:Doesn't look promising by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Informative

      Keep in mind that Rotten Tomatoes just takes the average. As more reviews are added, you'll have a better idea of the score.

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    2. Re:Doesn't look promising by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1, Interesting
      The machines are attacking tomorrow, lets have a Rave.

      My lamest part was the freaking architect scene. A bunch of big words that, when spoken quickly and methodically, turn out to be much too long winded for a machine.

      Instead of an essay, he could have just said "The first few Matrices failed, because humans needed to have a way out. Every few years, we let all the humans who've gotten out die, and that extra special human, with the help of the Oracle, will end up thinking he's won, but in reality he loses and has to go start a new Zion with a hot chick in leather pants."

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    3. Re:Doesn't look promising by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the scariest thing is that I haven't heard a single, unqualified bit of praise for the film so far. It's not like people love it or hate it, just that they either hate it or can tolerate sitting through it...

      But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone. You have to squeeze every dollar out of the franchise while you can!

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    4. Re:Doesn't look promising by Carewolf · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've just been to the premier. The movie is not bad, at least not the first hour of it, but please for your own sake leave the cinema before the last half hour. There were several times during the end of movie, when I was thinking: "Now it can't get any worse", but I was proven wrong.

      At a supposedly really tragic scene by the end of the movie, the scene dragged on for so long that the hardcore fans present started to laugh, and when it dragged on even further, to shout: "Just die for crist sake!". I am not sure if is supposed to look like that, the scene seemed to loop 3 or 4 times.

      I end it self doesnt make any real sense, or rather it makes less sense than making electricity from humans.

    5. Re:Doesn't look promising by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1, Interesting
      And I'm reading one horrible review after another for this film

      I've paid $17.50 to see it in a few hours on the IMAX screen. I'm literally shaking my head.

      In my defense, after Retarded, I didn't expect much, I'm going to hook up with some old friends and have a blast at the dinner and drinks afterwards.

      But it looks like I'm in for a real stinker...

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    6. Re:Doesn't look promising by anacron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Tomatometer is currently at 38/100. In contrast, Matrix I was 86% and Reloaded was 73%.

      Maybe this is why Warner Brothers wanted a worldwide simultaneous release. They effectively mitigated their risk that the opinions of audiences in one country would adversely affect sales revenues in other countries.

      In essence, the movie sucked, they knew it, and used the gimmick of the worldwide simultaneous release to increase first-weekend sales to the point that it wouldn't matter if everyone thought the movie sucked.

      .anacron

    7. Re:Doesn't look promising by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Informative

      But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone. You have to squeeze every dollar out of the franchise while you can!

      Yeah, they're really "squeezing every dollar out of the franchise" by making the third movie in a story designed to be a trilogy.

    8. Re:Doesn't look promising by gid-goo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Just get stoned and drunk and it'll be fine. I can't imagine seeing this stinker any other way myself.

    9. Re:Doesn't look promising by The_K4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree, i think that was the best sceen of the movie. The "bunch of big words" were chosen very carefully so that they could be interpreted quite litteraly; however they also have many levels of meaning, if you really listen to that conversation and think about all the possibilities the architect reveals, it's a great sceen. This also opens up the concept of creating the matrix and just how precarious the control the machines have is. I think this sceen was perfect. :)

    10. Re:Doesn't look promising by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Keep in mind that Rotten Tomatoes just takes the average. As more reviews are added, you'll have a better idea of the score.

      It's bound to sink as more and more people realize the Emperor has no Clothes on.

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    11. Re:Doesn't look promising by nikhil_g · · Score: 3, Informative

      just saw it at an IMAX screen in Singapore, can only say that you would need that backup plan of dinner and drinks..

      Though on the IMAX vs normal 35mm angle, I am wondering if its really worth it to see it on IMAX. What differnce does it make in the viewing experience? This sequel is definitely not worth watching again for comparisons between IMAX and the normal screens, but anybody seen some movie in both formats and liked one over the other?

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    12. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, they're really "squeezing every dollar out of the franchise" by making the third movie in a story designed to be a trilogy.

      Naive people are funny.

      I suppose you believe Lucas when he said that Star Wars was intended as a nine part, then a six part and back to a nine part. Not only that, but the drafts only ever cover the events of "Episode IV" and fail to mention the prequels. The Star Wars "episodes" is all a con, brought about after the success of the first Star Wars film.

    13. Re:Doesn't look promising by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1

      Don't blame Hollywood - the Washowskis pitched it as a trilogy in the first place.

    14. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hadn't thought of that, but I think you're dead-on correct.

    15. Re:Doesn't look promising by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So... let's get this straight:

      a) You saw "The Matrix" and liked it.

      b) You saw the sequel and DIDN'T like it.

      c) You STILL PAID to see the 3rd film, but you paid EVEN MORE this time.

      Do you realise that THERE'S NOTHING BUT YOUR OWN STUPIDITY that's making you give Hollywood your money.

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    16. Re:Doesn't look promising by garcia · · Score: 1

      wasn't such a good idea to have it open on a Wednesday then was it? Now everyone will know before Friday that the movie blows and it will fail.

      Time to short the stock on HSX.

    17. Re:Doesn't look promising by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      That only means they planned ahead to squeeze all the money out of it. To me, it's fairly apparent that they never had the material for a complete trilogy.

    18. Re:Doesn't look promising by Threni · · Score: 1

      I agree, but/and I'm not sure why this was moderated funny. Which films are good enough to enjoy unaided chemically?

    19. Re:Doesn't look promising by E_elven · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was lame because they didn't use Gentoo for the Matrix! The architect would probably not even have to worry about restarting it if he wasn't using some lame AILiberatedBSD for his Beowulf. Stupid architect. Gentoo rules OK.

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    20. Re:Doesn't look promising by krist0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      i guess the subliminal messages planeted in the movies works.

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    21. Re:Doesn't look promising by aldousd666 · · Score: 1
      I thought the same thing. Those who were lost in the complexities of the 'architect scene' thought it was dumb. I thought it was great. It was the climax (thus far -- I have yet to see Revolutions) of both stories. It was a little hard to follow if you are not very articulate, or unable to tolerate those who are, but I really liked it. I guess it's all just a matter of opinion, just like all movies are. After all, there are still some people out there who thought Point Break was a good movie, and those who think Mr. Reeves is a good actor. I personally think it's a very good thing that they keep his lines short like "I know kung fu" and "Whoa!" Kinda reminds me of Ted Theodore Logan no matter how good the concept of the Matrix is.

      To finish, I like the Matrix flicks, but I don't think that the actors had anything at all to do with my opinion.

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    22. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. I liked that scene. Incidentally, The Architect was played by a professor of philosophy whose teachings are greatly respected by the Wachowski brothers. The rave, on the other hand, was complete bullshit.

    23. Re:Doesn't look promising by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 1

      Nah, I think they really did mean to make an epic trilogy. Too bad they fell flat on their faces after the first one...

    24. Re:Doesn't look promising by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Damn! No mod points left. If they hadn't expired yesterday, I'd have modded you up.

      This does explain the real reason why they had the simultaneous release -- They wanted to get as many people as possible to watch the first showing before the reviews made it 'into the wild'.

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    25. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course, this is coming from someone who hasn't yet learned how to spell 'SCENE,' among other words.

    26. Re:Doesn't look promising by Shalda · · Score: 3, Funny

      The final two installments of the Matrix remind me of poi. Poi, for those of you not familiar with it, is a pudding like concoction made in Hawaii (I believe from taro root) and served at luaus. While attending my first luau some years ago, I was urged to try the poi, despite it's lutefisk like reputation so that I could "impugn it with authority". And so, like so many other things which are inexplicably popular, I will be making a trip to the local cinema (for a matinee) so I can authoritatively tell everyone just how bad it was.

    27. Re:Doesn't look promising by E_elven · · Score: 1, Informative

      >The Star Wars "episodes" is all a con, brought about after the success of the first Star Wars film.

      That's why the opening screen in the first one reads "Episode IV."

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    28. Re:Doesn't look promising by adamfranco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone.

      This is the thing that is most sad about the current situation with the Matrix. If they would have just let the original stand alone, it would forever go down as one of the top movies of all time. All its open-ended questions would continue to keep people coming back to it for years (I've seen it probably 20 times so far).

      The advent of the sequels simply ruins the aura and mystery surrounding the original by explaining away most of the parts that could be taken as insightful or even philosophical and replacing them with crap that is trying way too hard to sound philosophical.

      On top of all that, Keanu was incredible in the first one precisely because he was playing a char actor that was supposed to have no clue what was going on (his only mode of acting) and that was being pushed by others to his destiny. Now that he has reached that destiny, he just looks like an out-of-his-intellectual-league nitwit like he does in Speed and all the rest of his movies. Watch the SNL Celebrity Jeprody episode featuring "Keanu" for an intelligent critique of him as an actor. ;-)

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    29. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rofl, loser. "the architect"?? Now I admit I've never seen any of the Matrices, but with characters like that, maybe I should just so I can laugh at them.

    30. Re:Doesn't look promising by Oopsz · · Score: 1

      Ouch! It's $11.95 CAD at the imax here.. a dollar more than the regular theatre. I have to see the matrix, if nothing else, to be able to bitch about it to my friends, so I figure the dollar will be worth it for the big-ass screen.

    31. Re:Doesn't look promising by cens0r · · Score: 1

      I have a hard time believing this was designed to be a trilogy. Unlike star wars, I haven't seen any evidence of the larger story arc. I think the matrix was intended to be a stand alone movie, and a trilogy was created because the thing was so damn popular. Reloaded to me seemed tacked on.

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    32. Re:Doesn't look promising by pavon · · Score: 1

      But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone. You have to squeeze every dollar out of the franchise while you can!

      I would be really interested to hear what the Wachowski brothers honest opinion about the last two movies is. Do they think they are good? Are they disapointed that they were not able to bring acrossed the ideas they had as well as in the first one? Or did the know they had nothing and were deliberately just squeezing money out of the franchise?

      For some reason answer three seems the least likely. My guess is that they had a rough idea for a trilogy, but when it didn't develop well they (and WB) were stuck in a bad spot. Fans would hate them for not putting out the other two movies, and would also hate them for putting out bad movies.

    33. Re:Doesn't look promising by josh6179 · · Score: 1

      This movie was a big dissappointment for me. I liked the 2nd move and I was really excited for answers to many of the questions I had. Unfortunately, I feel this move left me with more questions than anything. Granted, there are movies that end ambiguously in an attempt to get you to draw your own conclusions (e.g. Memento) but Revolutions just left me confused. I think more time should have been spent filling in many of the plot holes instead of wasting film on the overblown, drawn-out action scenes.

    34. Re:Doesn't look promising by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Except that was a later edit. When the original screened back in '77, that "Episode IV" wasn't there.

      Yes, I watched it in 1977. Yes, I'm old. No, I'm not so old that I'm losing my memory.

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    35. Re:Doesn't look promising by pershino · · Score: 1

      Which films are good enough to enjoy unaided chemically?

      I think Dark Star could be a hit here. Well actually the guys that made it must have been so chemically aided themselves that the audience didn't need to be. Having said that it is even funnier once you are stoned/high/whateversyourthing.
    36. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That was added for the 1980 re-release. The 1977 original release didn't have "Episode IV" on the crawl -- it just read "Star Wars."

      Here's proof.

    37. Re:Doesn't look promising by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 1
      >>The Star Wars "episodes" is all a con, brought about after the success of the first Star Wars film.

      >That's why the opening screen in the first one reads "Episode IV."

      I'll point you to a company called Ashton-Tate that produced the famous dBase software of the late 80's and beyond.

      The first release of their software was "dBase III" because they thought a 3rd version of the software would be easier to market than a first.

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    38. Re:Doesn't look promising by SlayerofGods · · Score: 0

      The architect scene was the best part of the whole movie....
      Scary movie 3 that is :D

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    39. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still have a copy of Ashton-Tate DBase II. Did this come after III?

    40. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a hard time believing Star Wars was designed to be a trilogy either. It was a summer blockbuster movie that was left open ended so that they could make sequels.

    41. Re:Doesn't look promising by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Informative

      The original Matrix movie, while designed to be the first part in a trilogy, was specifically made so it could be a standalone movie if it needed to. The idea was that if the movie did shittily, they wouldn't feel pressured put out the sequels, and if it did well, they'd release the other two and finish the storyline.

    42. Re:Doesn't look promising by dfalgoust · · Score: 1
      That was added for the 1980 re-release. The 1977 original release didn't have "Episode IV" on the crawl -- it just read "Star Wars."

      Here's proof.

      (Forgot to login, dammit...)

    43. Re: Doesn't look promising by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone. You have to squeeze every dollar out of the franchise while you can!

      Be a while before they catch up to Planet of the Apes...

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    44. Re:Doesn't look promising by skwirlmaster · · Score: 1

      He can't speak, but he can look stoic. Also does a halfway decent job with the kungfu scenes that aren't all cgi. In the first movie he almost looks like a hacker to boot.

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    45. Re:Doesn't look promising by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      Actually "Episode IV" wasn't added to SW until ESB came out. It was intended to be a standalone movie but it was so popular Lucas did two more. And then three more.

    46. Re:Doesn't look promising by E_elven · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      >Except that was a later edit. When the original screened back in '77, that "Episode IV" wasn't there.

      Right. Now, laugh with me.

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    47. Re:Doesn't look promising by ksheff · · Score: 1

      if it was designed to be a trilogy, they should have put more effort into the story for all three parts. Sounds like they made Revolutions too quickly.

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    48. Re:Doesn't look promising by rworne · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I watched it back then as well, and I distinctly remember the "Episode IV" in the beginning.

      I also remember my 10-year old brain at the time generating one parity error after another trying to figure out how I could have possibly missed the three previous films to this one very cool movie - and why the heck could I not find a trace of them nor heard a peep about them previously from my Star Wars fanboy friends.

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    49. Re:Doesn't look promising by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      Well, I have heard that aging damages the humor cortex.

      But I think the real problem is that my sarcast-o-meter hasn't been fed its morning coffee yet.

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    50. Re:Doesn't look promising by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

      When the first Matrix came out, the Wachowski Bros. claimed it was to be their last film; then, it became a really big hit. Suddenly here come two hastily thrown together sequels.

    51. Re:Doesn't look promising by Grapes4Buddha · · Score: 1

      You must have not been paying attention, then, because I distinctly remember seeing the "Episode IV" at the beginning and feeling confused. I also remember being confused that there was only one war apparently going on even though it was called "Start War*S*.

      I didn't know about prequels then. I was in 5th grade.

    52. Re:Doesn't look promising by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 2, Funny

      Carlin kicks a$$ in that scene.

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    53. Re:Doesn't look promising by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Harry at Aint-it-cool news has a RAVE review, if you can stand to read the huge fonts.

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    54. Re:Doesn't look promising by bhagwan · · Score: 1

      To Wit

      This movie is everything I expected it to be.

      Including the plot. Astute viewers of Matrix: Reloaded and the Animatrix are, like the Oracle, knowledgable about both :Revolutions, and the future of the Franchise.

      But you've already made your choice to see the movie. And after 2 hours and 9 minutes, you just have to understand it.

    55. Re:Doesn't look promising by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1

      Are u kidding me...
      The holy grail
      The life of Brain
      Dr. Strangelove ...
      Snatch
      Lock Stock and two smoking barrels

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    56. Re:Doesn't look promising by JoeNamelessProgramme · · Score: 1

      I saw it in a sneak peek yesterday morning and, my advice to everyone going to see it is to leave all the deep embedded theories at the door. That may increase your enjoyment rather than leave you with having too many unanswered questions. I thought the movie was good but has some real problems that the ravonous Matrix fan will be disappointed with. First, there are some things with the Marovengian (sp) that don't really seem to have much meaning in the grand scheme of things towards this movie as they did in the last movie. Yet, they do set you up for the ending with some conversations between Neo and a "Computer Program family". The CGI in the Zion Battle was good and, to disagree with some of the posters here, I think did a good job of defining the moving. The only thing about the Zion battle is that, there is a point where the machines don't really act like the same effecient killing machines that they are against the Hover Ships. At one point, you find it hard to believe that that the machines haven't wiped all the "deck defenders" out already. The other problem with the Zion battle defining the movie is that, it's not the battle that SHOULD define the movie IMHO. The final battle with Neo seems to be very anti-climatic in that, we are used to seeing Neo being the big ass kicker and, at the end, he is, more often than not, in situations that are beyond his abilities to handle. He is more "human" than he is "The One". I did not like the ending in that, I don't feel like it's an ending to a trilogy. It's more like an ending that sets you up for something else. (Like a Matrix MMORPG.) What I mean by that is, it doesn't really leave humanity in a good position vs the Machines in the long run.

    57. Re:Doesn't look promising by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The story wasn't designed to be a trilogy.

      The Wachowskis had a general idea for a serial, episodic adventure, and they originally concieved it for comics, but decided to write one as a movie, setting up the world. They said they put every action movie idea they had into it.

      They didn't have finished scripts for sequels. It's been stated they just had some ideas bouncing in their heads. They may have had the idea to write to other movies, but then why was the original plan to film a prequel then a sequel? That's right, because they really DIDN'T have this thing fleshed out. They decided to let the Animatrix take care of prequel matters and fill things out for two sequels after all (probably Joel Silver's idea).

      I think it's obvious when watching the sequels that it really had the "we made this up just to further the Matrix universe for another movie" feel to it.

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    58. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      will end up thinking he's won, but in reality he loses and has to go start a new Zion with a hot chick in leather pants.

      Starting a new society with a hot chick in leather pants? If that's not winning, I don't know what is :-)

    59. Re:Doesn't look promising by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not everyone who dislikes the 'architect scene' were too feeble-minded to understand it.

      That's a particularly arrogant stance.

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    60. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if we didn't pay the hollywood tax, they would scream murder and blame the lack of profit on illegal downloads. It's time for hollywood to relize just because they make it, doesn't mean we'll come.

    61. Re:Doesn't look promising by MightyJD · · Score: 1

      Try looking at the review by Roger Ebbert at the Chicago Sun-Times. A far and balanced review.
      http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert1/cst-ftr-matr ix05.html

    62. Re:Doesn't look promising by emdean091876 · · Score: 1

      Actually, star wars was re-released on April 10, 1981. It was this re-release that first showed the "Episode IV" sub-title.

    63. Re:Doesn't look promising by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " If they would have just let the original stand alone, it would forever go down as one of the top movies of all time."

      I doubt it. It was okay, but it wasn't that good, nor was it all that original.
      The visual style was reasonably unique, but sadly that's the strongest factor in making that movie stand out, and that style's been diluted as of late. Frankly, I'd be stunned if anybody was still talking about the Matrix 10 years from now.

      Now, the Animatrix, I could see that living on for a while.

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    64. Re:Doesn't look promising by aldousd666 · · Score: 1
      I guess you're right. I didn't really mean it that way. I should have said that 'a lot of people' not 'those who'.

      I stand corrected.

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    65. Re:Doesn't look promising by greepoman · · Score: 1
      I wasn't sure about the architect scene either until I saw the parody on the MTV movie awards. I almost died laughing ... they should've had Will Ferrell in the real movie!

      Actually, does anyone know where I can get some of his clips from SNL?

    66. Re:Doesn't look promising by BHearsum · · Score: 1

      Holy crap. Where the hell are you? Over in Southern Ontario the 'normal' theatre here is a Silver City (they drove the cheaper ones out), and it costs $13.50 on a normal night. I can imagine IMAX costing at least $20.

    67. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "..., HELMUT BAKAITIS[who played The Architect] is a veteran of the Australian stage, where he is also a well-respected director. Having been the founding Artistic Director of the St. Martins Youth Arts Centre in Melbourne, Australia and former Artistic Director of the New Moon Theatre Co., Bakaitis is currently serving as Head of Directing for the National Institute of Dramatic Art in Australia."

    68. Re:Doesn't look promising by cens0r · · Score: 1

      When star wars was made there was no such thing as a summer blockbuster movie. It kind of invented that. George has also released rough drafts and early versions of scripts that lend alot of credance to the idea that star wars was meant to be a 9 part story that was shortened to six by having luke defeat vader and the emperor in ROTJ instead of failing.

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    69. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your memory is defective.

      http://www.starwars.com/community/askjc/steve/as kj c20021031.html

    70. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      asshat.

    71. Re:Doesn't look promising by penguinland · · Score: 1

      I saw Reloaded in both a regular theater and the IMAX (I, for one, liked it more than the first Matrix, but that's a different story). I must say, though, that I enjoyed it on the regular screen more - on the IMAX, everything is too big. You literally have to twist your head to look from one side of the screen to the other. All motion in the movie became blurry because there was too much detail. Just my personal opinion, but don't see it at IMAX.

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    72. Re:Doesn't look promising by cens0r · · Score: 1

      Then why do they fell so tacked on? ESB doesn't feel tacked on to me. The Godfather II doesn't feel tacked on. I can buy those as being planed, but until I get some proof, I won't believe the matrix was.

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    73. Re:Doesn't look promising by geek42 · · Score: 1

      That "bunch of big words" was NOT chosen very carefully. There's a transcript of exactly what The Architect says circulating somewhere on the net - read it. It explains very little for its verbosity, and the grammar isn't even correct! The writers are giving their audience no credit whatsoever. (I'll assume `sceen' is a typo on your part, and that you, along with the other soon-to-be-dissapointed fans, do indeed have some concept of grammar).

    74. Re:Doesn't look promising by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
      Let's see, I can think of 5:

      1) Up in Smoke
      2) Half Baked
      3) The Wall
      4) Reefer Madness
      5) Homegrown

      Oh wait...

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    75. Re:Doesn't look promising by EugeneK · · Score: 1
    76. Re:Doesn't look promising by eidolons · · Score: 1
      think the scariest thing is that I haven't heard a single, unqualified bit of praise for the film so far. It's not like people love it or hate it, just that they either hate it or can tolerate sitting through it...

      Actually, I found one.

    77. Re:Doesn't look promising by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      The image is the same - it's just a 35mm projector projecting onto the IMAX screen, so there's no difference there.

      The difference is in the sound. The IMAX sound system is amazing, it's a very noticable difference (was in Star Wars ep. 2, as well).

    78. Re:Doesn't look promising by psycht · · Score: 1

      Naive people are funny.

      I suppose you believe Lucas when he said that Star Wars was intended as a nine part, then a six part and back to a nine part.


      Lucas' makes his film independantly. Its HIS decision. I hardly see how that's Hollywoodism.

    79. Re:Doesn't look promising by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Just like Star Wars (NOT originally marketed as franchise episode "A New Hope") was specifically made to be a standalone movie. ESB clearly needed a sequel, and neither ESB nor ROTJ make much sense if you haven't seen what came before.

    80. Re:Doesn't look promising by GooseKirk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey now, I'm articulate, and I'll defend Point Break over Revolutions. Sorry, this was just a passing mention in your message, but defending Point Break is sort of a hobby of mine. Yes, I need to get out more.

      But consider: Point Break is an amazing film. Not a "good" film, but still amazing. Take three of the worst actors in Hollywood - Keanu, Swayze, and Gary Busey - and write an inane script about surfing bank robbers, and somehow produce a loud, stupid, but thoroughly entertaining and fun film from start to finish. On paper, Point Break should be just about the worst movie ever made, but somehow it isn't. Director Kathryn Bigelow put enough into it that it not only works on its own level - it does what it set out to do, perfectly - but it also succeeds above and beyond with at least one of the best chase scenes ever filmed. And unlike Revolutions, there isn't really a dull moment.

      Revolutions, on the other hand, tried to be deep sci-fi and failed miserably. Unlike Point Break, which took terrible actors and made them watchable in a fun, goofy way, the Wachowskis just let the bad actors suck and made the good actors suck, too (like Fishburne's big speech in Zion). There wasn't a single scene in Zion that was better than a shitty, boring episode of some Star Trek franchise show, except you got to see nipples during the rave. Even its action scenes, besides the burly brawl and the semi collision, were pretty dull. Some of the martial arts wire work, supposedly what the Matrix does so well, was awful and laughable, so it couldn't even succeed on its own level as well as Point Break.

      I actually really liked the Architect scene, though - I thought it was good "Prisoner"-esque fun, and one of the high points of the movie. Still... as counterintuitive as it might seem, I'd argue that Kathryn Bigelow could teach the Wachowskis a few things.

    81. Re:Doesn't look promising by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Think about it. You are a member of a species that has been beaten nearly to extinction. You are about (in 12 - 20 hours) to face your greatest nemesis, your killers. You are going to fight, and odds are, nearly 100% of you are going to die. What are you going to do? Sit around and ponder life, the universe and everything?

      No, you're going to go find yourself a nice warm piece of poontang, get jiggy with it, enjoy yourself a nice smoke, and THEN ponder life, the universe and everything. And also how many of the fuckers you're going to kill before you die the next day. And if you can throw a party that shakes the foundations of the earth so that those invaders drilling their way to your home KNOW you're not afraid of dying... you might just sow the seed of doubt in them.

      Which was the whole fucking point of the movie. The machines want to be human, and the humans just want to LIVE and be free of CONTROL. I think the rave scene was aptly appropriate, although cinematically over-the-top.

    82. Re:Doesn't look promising by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Why won't you people learn to link?

      <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert1/cst-ft r-matrix05.html">link text here</a>

      like so

    83. Re:Doesn't look promising by Snar+Bloot · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ever notice how movie sequels tend to be worse than the the previous version, while in theory software sequels are supposed to be an improvement?

    84. Re:Doesn't look promising by adamfranco · · Score: 1

      I guess that I should have said that it would have gone down as one of the top Hollywood movies of all time.

      Compared to the rest of the crap from Hollywood it was pretty good. Compared to movies like Amelie or City of God (an incredible Brazillian movie), the Matrix is something akin a plastic Happy Meal(TM) toy.

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    85. Re:Doesn't look promising by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      It was a typo. I've read the transcript, and that's what it is a transcript. I'm assuming that some of the gramatical errors are more typos (of the transcribers) and some are the actors and maybe a few are origianl. I LIKE the fact that it says very little. It's opens up a lot of possibilities without giving any solid info. The architect gives all the needed info, as crypticly as possible and NOTHING else. I liked it. Not to say others arn't allowed to have it.

    86. Re:Doesn't look promising by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 5, Funny

      And if there's one thing NO ONE wants to see, it's wrinkly old Palpatine nak...oh, wait - wrong franchise.

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    87. Re:Doesn't look promising by Threni · · Score: 1

      That's a John Carpenter film, I believe. One of my favourites, although it's not perfect. Could do with seeing it again, actually!

      Let there be light.

    88. Re:Doesn't look promising by Threni · · Score: 1

      The first 3, sure. I don't watch violent films - they just seem stupid and dated to me. Think I'll watch 12 Monkeys or Brazil tonight though.

    89. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I though Reloaded was a huge drop off from the orignal and this one may be a huge disappointment.

      The second exists to make the first look all the better, and the third exists to make the second all teh better.

    90. Re:Doesn't look promising by rwise2112 · · Score: 1

      I saw an interview with the cast on TV before Reloaded was released where they confirmed this.

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    91. Re:Doesn't look promising by sib888 · · Score: 1

      Star Wars was imagined/designed as one movie encompassing the entire original trilogy. While Writing the screenplay Lucas realized he could never fit Star Wars, ESB and Jedi in one movie. It based on the success of the Star Wars that facilitated the making of ESB and Jedi.

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    92. Re:Doesn't look promising by CracktownHts · · Score: 1

      I doan't agree with you, K4. The sceen was to hard for peopal to understand, how can you no what level's of meaning there is if you litterally doan't get what the Architec is saying, I mean dam, its easy for college kids like you to say you enjoyd it but its oviously written for litterature snobbs.

    93. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean it doesn't end with Keanu Reeves waking up, turning to Alex Winter and saying "Bill, I just had a most excellent dream!"? Shame.
      Simon,UK

    94. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a liar. Keep your BS "interesting factoids" that turn out to be complete dogshit to yourself. "Professor of Philosophy whose teaching are well respected by the Wachowskis" LMFAO!!! Wow you got the scoop on that one! Try IMDB next time BEEYOTCH!!!

    95. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a typo.

      Typo my ass. You misspelled the word 3 freaking times...

      It's kinda funny really. I'm convinced the only people who thought that Architect scene was deep and meaningful are a bunch of pretentious Star-Trek convention attending K-Mart employees.

      Wake up. It was a stupid scene with a bunch of meaningless drivel. Go read The Emperor's New Clothes sometime. You just look like an ass.

    96. Re:Doesn't look promising by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 1

      Add to that Hawk the Slayer.

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    97. Re:Doesn't look promising by Rufus211 · · Score: 1
      Umm, no.
      NOTE: "Matrix Revolutions" has been digitally remastered for IMAX Theaters using the IMAX DMR conversion, a process that take a 35mm film print and outputs it to true 70mm size and resolution. The only other films before this to get the DMR conversion were "Apollo 13," "Star Wars: Episode II" and "Matrix Reloaded." Any other Hollywood live-action films shown in the past on IMAX Screens were blown-up 35mm prints, and were not sanctioned by IMAX Corporation as "an IMAX Experience." For more on IMAX DMR, scroll down to link to a series of related articles.

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    98. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, with all due respect for those who didn't pay attention in elementary school...

      PLEASE learn to spell and construct at least one sentence properly!

      What has happened to the basics such as reading and writing among common people in this world? Folks, these aren't the dark ages. School is free in most, if not all of the world's nations.

      The best thing you can do for yourself if you are borderline illiterate like our friend above is make en effort to read something daily. Read a magazine, read a newspaper, read Playboy, but just read SOMETHING.

      Just because it's the net doesn't mean you should throw grammar and spelling out the window!

    99. Re:Doesn't look promising by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The point is that it was the first "different" scifi in years. it was not any better.

      Just like the first star wars that was a "first of it's kind" and everyone raved about it...

      you were blindsided by something different that shocks you because you certianly dont expect it from being slathered with the same old sae old for years on end from the movie studios...

      Matrix was NOT as good as people made it out to be, it was good, and innovative, but not this mecca of ultimate attainability that everyone was making it out to be.

      that is why 2 and 3 fail to measure up. they CAN'T as they can't be more innovative than the first.

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    100. Re:Doesn't look promising by jerw134 · · Score: 1

      The image is the same - it's just a 35mm projector projecting onto the IMAX screen, so there's no difference there.

      Absolutely wrong! The film is digially remastered using IMAX DMR, and projected with regular IMAX projectors using regular IMAX 15/70 film. There is no freaking way a 35mm projector could fill up an IMAX screen with the clarity and brightness of an IMAX projector. Please, stop talking out of your ass.

    101. Re:Doesn't look promising by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction.

      I didn't notice a difference in the video, but I did notice the sound... must not have been looking hard enough. :-p

    102. Re:Doesn't look promising by *weasel · · Score: 1

      I don't buy that. Why would they open on a Wednesday if they were worried about backlash?

      I mean, geeks nearly uniformly love the first one, and it did decent business for an underground flick. And geeks nearly uniformly retched at the second one, and yet it did piles of business (even a better profit margin than the first if you'll believe it) - much of it overseas.
      Heck, look at dvd sales for reloaded. if the paying public didn't like it, they wouldn't be snapping it up a month before the holiday shopping season.

      more likely they believe a big part of their audience is the worldwide market, and believe that piracy is killing overseas grosses. In the months between US release and worldwide releases, many people have already downloaded watched and moved on by the time it hits. heck, most times you can already get the dvd on the street for $1 by the time it reaches theatres in China.

      All that aside, this really will be the litmus test for the copyright geek-defense: that 1 download does not equal 1 lost ticket sale. If revolutions does even marginally better than reloaded overseas, expect this to be an emerging trend for event films.

      It's fairly certain that Revolutions will make wheelbarrows full of ammo^H^H^H^Hmoney - though the falloff after a couple weeks is almost guaranteed purely by genre.

      Action films are predominantly in-the-moment event films for young-minded people. Rather than comparing the matrix's ticket sales to something endearing to just about anyone like LotR, Nemo, Potter or titanic - it should be compared to its actual contemporaries: xmen, hulk, etc.

      ( xmen2 made $404m worldwide, matrix $735m )

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    103. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well this is the way to do it.

      1. Make an ultra bad ass sci fi film that both the uber dorks and mainstream fall in love with.
      2. Plan to make two bad ass sequels and hype them up beyond belief.
      3. Somewhere along the line, decide to get rhesus monkeys to write the scripts for the 2 sequels
      4. ???
      5. Profit!!!

      They just used the copyrighted Lucas Guide to Milking the Golden Franchise Cow.

    104. Re:Doesn't look promising by iabervon · · Score: 1

      It certainly seemed like the first movie in a trilogy to me; it hints at long-range trends, and ends with only a partial and temporary resolution. Unfortunately, this doesn't mean that the other two thirds of the story is good material for movies.

      In general, if you have a trilogy, the first one is the best, the last second best, and the second is the worst, because of where the interesting parts of a story normally go. Of course, any of these can fail to live up to their dramatic potentials. But it is generally the case that, even if something is intended to be a trilogy from the beginning, it's likely to go downhill after the first part, and parts two and three are best viewed in terms of the complete work.

      Note that this is not true of works designed as a long series formed of episodes, where the first one is unusual in introducing the characters and can have additional novelty, but afterwards the episodes are individual.

    105. Re:Doesn't look promising by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      And what, then? The enxt trilogy is "The Adventures of Leia"?

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    106. Re:Doesn't look promising by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Some can't even be enjoyed even with chemicals. I remember watching Final Fantasy: Spirits Within while being high as a kite. I still couldn't stand the stupid plot or pontificating cheesy dialogue.

      Of course, the weed also made it really frustrating - all I wanted to see was more of Aki's dream sequences. The un-alpha'd aliens were the best part of that film.

    107. Re:Doesn't look promising by Surt · · Score: 1

      In case no one else points it out, that wasn't in the original release.

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    108. Re:Doesn't look promising by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thing with Poi is, it's not meant to be eaten as an entree. Use it as kind of a dip for pork, fish or whatever.. it's good! :)

    109. Re:Doesn't look promising by cens0r · · Score: 1

      Actually in the original drafts, Leia was not luke's sister. He had a sister living elsewhere in the galaxy that came to the rescue. The last 3 parts where her story. It was decided during the production of ESB to scrap the last 3 chapters and have Leia be the sister. Gary Kurtz (the producer of ANH and ESB) wasn't happy with this decision and is one of the reason he wasn't involved with ROTJ.

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    110. Re:Doesn't look promising by Oopsz · · Score: 1

      I was talking about the IMAX at the famous players paramount at ste-catherine and metcalfe, downtown montreal.

      Got that price by looking at the online ticket prices and subtracting the 1 dollar online ticket fee.

    111. Re:Doesn't look promising by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      Actually it would only been a true trilogy if all three stories had been written before any of the movies had been created. In this case they made the first script and movie and then hastenly came up with the last two after the first one went big.

      I grow tired of this method of making sequels. How about writing the complete story, work out ALL of the details for each chapter in the triligy, and then film the damn thing. If the first one bombs then don't make the second two. If it takes off then you have on your hands two more scripts that actually mesh well with the first one, and avoid the "sequel syndrom" that always seems to kill a good story.

    112. Re:Doesn't look promising by junkgoof · · Score: 1

      The first movie was vastly improved by the difficulties the Wachowski brothers had making it. They had to explain it and storyboard it over and over, revisit every scene, reread all the dialogue, and generally tighten everything up before they shot it.

      The Wachowskis wanted more action and more effects in the first movie, but they had trouble getting some effects, and were limited by budget. The second movie had longer, more involved fight scenes that were much less interesting and had much less impact. The limitations on the first movie (including Keanus injuries) made it much better.

      The actors worked in the original. Pretty much everyone, Fishburne, Moss, Pantoliano, Weaving, and Foster were fantastic. Keanu just had to look cool and lost, which he does really well. The minor charactors, like Apoc and Switch looked cool and stayed in the background. Lots of familiar people through the movie, good acting in spite of varying dialogue, and really good background, outfits, and scenes. The sequel was a mess of minor characters and long meaningless fight scenes (did anyone else get bored watching the fight scene as they left the Merovingian's place?).

      Lawrence Fishburne made the first movie. Where was he in the sequels? He's WAY down the cast list.

      I've seen the original lots of times now, but the big scenes still have an emotional impact if I check them out when it's on TV for the nth time, with the swearing (what little there is) pathetically censored. The sequels just don't have it. You can see the thought and effort put into every scene of the original, and you can visualize the scripting of the sequels (long fight scene (work out details later), emotional moment, love scene between mains (please, god, let there be chemistry)...) unfortunately.

      Maybe the Wachowskis should take 10 years, look over the scripts, get the storyboards done, cut the meaningless stuff, rewrite 5 times, and do a couple of apology movies.

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    113. Re:Doesn't look promising by lh0628 · · Score: 1

      Most of the eople don't seem to understand what the Matrix trilogy is all about, it has far deeper meanings than just the average kung-fu, sci-fi flicks.

      I hope I don't confuse anyone with this, but I just want people to know how much more sophisticated the Matrix is than you think.

      There's an essay written in Chinese about the Matrix, it has many very facsinating ideas and views. I only translated a small portion of it.

      Let's see how interestingly and artfully the character are named:

      Neo: Son of the God in this movie, if you re-arrange the letters, you'll get one - "The One" as was said in the movie.

      Morpheus: The god of dreams in Greek and Roman tales. He brings dreams to the human kind, he represents "the spirit of god" in this movie.

      Trinity: The three in one, connecting everything altogether. She represents the "father of god", because she gave life to Neo; Neo only starts to realize he's the one after he met Trinity.

      Oracle: Of course the prophecy. In the religion of Greek, she's responsible for passing the anwsers from Gods to people. You can think of her as the guidence for human, she hopes to achieve a balance between the mahcines and huam; as opposed to the idea of one ruling another. And she was only a program of the matrix, but one that differs in purpose from thhose of Ggent Smith and the Architect. She wasn't designed initially to help humans, but she eventually found out that only the huamns can save the machines.

      Merovingian: The french dude in the restaurant in Matrix II. His name was based on a kingdom in France called Merovech. He existed since the first matrix, he believes in subjugation. That is why he likes to fight and the oracle likes to give out candies.

    114. Re:Doesn't look promising by zedmelon · · Score: 1
      "ESB clearly needed a sequel, and neither ESB nor ROTJ make much sense if you haven't seen what came before."

      Which just shows that Lucas put more effort than the Wachowskis into planning plot lines, dialogue, and things of that sort, extrapolating them beyond the scope of the original film. Once the original "Holy SHIT, this is a veritible GOLD MINE" observation was made, that is.

      Well, okay, maybe not dialogue. ;)

      I was *six*; I didn't know until today that the "Episode IV" header wasn't in the original release of Star Wars. But one reason this isn't very common knowledge is that details and plot (r)evolution were considered before commencing film production on "Cash Cow - Parts 2 & 3."

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    115. Re:Doesn't look promising by SlayerofGods · · Score: 0

      The Architect: I've been in this room for a long time with no one but myself and this chair; I call her..... Linda.

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    116. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close, but no cigar; It was dBase II that was first.

      At the time, the conception was the first release was very buggy, and the second release was generally much improved in this respeced. Hence, dBase II ... and of course, dBase III followed that.

    117. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Wars was always intended to be part of a larger story - Lucas just didn't know if he could get funding for subsequent parts.

      I recall interviews from the time - after Star Wars was a bit hit - with Lucas talking about how he had an idea for three trilogies, of which the current one was the middle trilogy.

      There's also evidence in Star Wars itself, with various plot details, that there's a larger story.

      Damn shame the Episode I/II stuff was so uninspired and revisionist though...

    118. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Actually it would only been a true trilogy if all three stories had been written before any of the movies had been created. In this case they made the first script and movie and then hastenly came up with the last two after the first one went big. "

      Bull.

      "Trilogy" just refers to the fact there's three based upon a theme.

      Thus, The Matrix is indeed a trilogy.

      What we are discussing is whether it was *planned* as a trilogy. It obviously wasn't. Just watch the first two back-to-back for proof of this.

      But it is indeed a trilogy.

      (as an addendum, by your logic, three books can never be a trilogy - after all, you'd have to write all three before ... doh!)

    119. Re:Doesn't look promising by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      Most of here are techies who understand a bit of computing. I am one as well as a computer science graduate student. I thought the architect scene was great. "Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix." Can anyone say roundoff error?! That completely explans the rest of the scene. Now, anyone into the meat of computers (IT guys do not count.) would understand this as me and my friends did as we were watching the movie. Maybe a class in computation linear algebra should be a prerequisite to Reloaded. :-) Most people have no idea what roundoff error is. And this is where I feel the brothers Wachowski miscalculated. They gave too much credit to the average movie-goer. Thus, people were confused and lost the meaning of it all. I did not. Nor did any of my CS buddies. I can't wait to see Revolutions this Saturday.

    120. Re:Doesn't look promising by pokeyburro · · Score: 1

      "OWN STUPIDITY" is apparently quite right, though uncharitably put.

      He saw "The Matrix", and liked it. Then he formulated the idea afterward that he liked it because it was good, and thus by association, the next two parts of the trilogy should be similarly good.

      Now, many people know that there are bad sequels and good sequels, but it's also believed by many that if parts 2 and 3 of a trilogy are written and filmed as a whole, they tend to be good (though the second part tends to suffer). This idea goes back even further, probably to stuff like "Back to the Future" and of course Lord of the Rings, among others.

      In any case, these events caused the original poster to fork over money for parts two and three. It was inevitable. As the Oracle said, he had already made his choice. As you probably have, and I have.

      Kinda eerie if you ask me.

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    121. Re:Doesn't look promising by DrXym · · Score: 1
      The tomato meter invariably goes down, not up with time. This is due to the number of overly enthusiastic / shill reviews that skew results at the early stages.


      As the new Matrix flick already has over 60 reviews, it is way past that stage. So I wouldn't hold out much hope. It seems the verdict is in - it stinks.

    122. Re:Doesn't look promising by raventh1 · · Score: 1

      I went to a theater that it was $3.75 for each ticket. *First showing of the day added a discount to the already discounted matinee price.*

      You know, I actually like going around 6AM *MST* because there are tickets still available, and it was better than standing in line forever for reloaded.

    123. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break this to you, but:

      Point Break IS one of the worst movies ever made!!!

      If you haven't grown up enough yet to realize that, that's your problem...

    124. Re:Doesn't look promising by Morth · · Score: 1

      I liked it. Perhaps because I didn't like #2 too much (too long speeches, chliche ending) and only saw it once early, so didn't remember too much at first.

      It's more Fantasy than Sci-Fi though (what with saving the world not to mention Neo's and Smith's magic/super powers), but once I got used to that I enjoyed it all together. There isn't much depth admittedly, but perhaps it isn't needed for a part 3, or perhaps I just like movies anyway. :)

      I also like the ending, though it seems weird the people in next to final scene survived.

    125. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called a DVD -- go buy/rent it!!!

      All you have to do is turn on the subtitles to understand that scene. It is cryptic, but those of us with IQ's above 100 didn't have a problem...

    126. Re:Doesn't look promising by Polly_was_a_cracker · · Score: 1

      They are walmart employees!!!

      Captain Blackbush
      butt pirate

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    127. Re:Doesn't look promising by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      For those of you who don't type all that much....the reason it happens a lot is that I need to press E-N-E in that order, the second hit of the "E" on the left hand came before the single hit of the "N" on the right. Probably because I am ambidextrous, but I favor my left hand and it's quicker. I also tend to rely on spell checkers to catch my typos.....

    128. Re:Doesn't look promising by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      they're really "squeezing every dollar out of the franchise" by making the third movie in a story designed to be a trilogy.

      The first movie can stand alone as an self-contained story arc quite nicely. Can the same be said about the second or the third?

      IMO neither Reloaded or Revolutions ought have been made.

    129. Re:Doesn't look promising by monkeyfinger · · Score: 0
      True.

      They did leave Matrix open for a sequel, but I don't believe for a second that it was originally written as a trilogy.

    130. Re:Doesn't look promising by geek42 · · Score: 1
      Oh bravo. I'm going to go for a quick drive to spend MORE money on a shitty movie, instead of looking up the transcript on the net for free.

      FYI, I understood the "sceen" just fine, thanks. The problem is that it sounds like a 15-year old wrote it, and used his mommy's thesaurus to make it sound fancy. The grammar isn't even correct. If your undoubtedly astronomical IQ is any indication of your ability for critical thought, you might notice that The Architect is supposed to be a machine, and should therefore have perfect, if systematic, grammar. He does not.

    131. Re:Doesn't look promising by subgeek · · Score: 1

      so you're saying that point break is like "springtime for hitler" in the producers. i'm just thinking of gene wilder's line,

      We picked the wrong writer, the wrong director, the wrong actors. Where did we go right?

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    132. Re:Doesn't look promising by ajm · · Score: 1

      Well put. I'd probably take Point Break over Matrix Reloaded as well.

    133. Re:Doesn't look promising by placeclicker · · Score: 1

      Could have waited and made it better, but that might have decreased the number of people that go.

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    134. Re:Doesn't look promising by engwar · · Score: 1

      Just because they chose names that are based on things from history/religion doesn't make the Matrix more meaningful, more sophisticated or a better movie. Face it, The Wack-off-skis took a good thing and cr@pped on it. Just like George Lucas. Where's the filthy critic when you need him?

    135. Re:Doesn't look promising by ckimyt · · Score: 1
      It was intended to be a standalone movie but it was so popular Lucas did two more.
      According to Lucas in interviews (at the beginning of the re-release VHS tapes) he always had a trilogy of trilogies in mind, and started with the plot lines in IV first because they were most palatable as a standalone movie.
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    136. Re:Doesn't look promising by soulsteal · · Score: 4, Funny

      To hell with that!

      I, for one, welcome our naked, wrinkly, Palpatine overlord.

    137. Re:Doesn't look promising by BigRedFish · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen it yet, but I'm hardly surprised it's being panned. It's like the Star Wars triliogy, first one's a completely new idea and captures something in the collective imagination, second one trots the characters back out for another somewhat weaker go-round, and by the third one - Ewoks.

      The Matrix: Drips of indie film that got picked up by Hollywood. Sci-fi plot was fun, despite violation of the laws of thermodynamics, and the FX were completely over-the-top great. Unfortunately, the warning signs were already in place. Neo/Trinity love plot seemed grafted in, so awkwardly that it prompted outright hissing in the theater when I saw it. I could almost picture the meeting where the filmmakers were told to put that in to counter the incidental homoerotic daddy/boy thing between Morpheus and Neo. No one can be told what the Matrix is, they have to be shown (Morph drops trou). Wouldn't want that - so let's kill the David Bowie clone androgyne while we're at it, and re-write the last reel so hetero kissing saves the day at the end. A sign of lameness to come?

      Reloaded: Nice car chase. But what else is here? This isn't even a movie, it's like half a movie, padded with interminable MTV dance scenes to make 45 minutes worth of material last 90. I have seen Zion, and it looks a lot like Soul Train. Continuation of improbable Neo/Trinity love plot - they're not each others' types and I'm not buying it - is getting really annoying. But man, that was one hell of a car chase scene.

      Revolutions: Is this where the other half of Reloaded went? Is there a whole movie here this time, or is this a single action sequence padded with an episodes of American Bandstand and One Life to Live like its predecessor? Gee I hope Trinity and Neo have a real human baby. Not. Someone tell me how far in to the movie the cool action sequence is, so I can show up late and leave early. Come to think of it, I'll just wait for the video to hit the bargain bin.

      I have a feeling, if you have the DVDs of both, you could splice together Reloaded and Revolutions in such a way as to produce the one good action movie they were supposed to be in the first place, minus the get-another-ticket-purchase filler crap. I don't care if I never see that music-video/beer-commercial dance/love scene from Reloaded ever again, that's for sure. I haven't been that bored in a theater since Crouching Tiger.

    138. Re:Doesn't look promising by spamchang · · Score: 1

      maybe it would have gotten the same response gigli did...! oh the horror...!

    139. Re:Doesn't look promising by leifm · · Score: 1

      I thought I was alone in liking Point Break. I'd say it might be the best action movie ever made, and now that I've thought about it I notice it's finally on DVD. Hooray!

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    140. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you're absolutely right about Point Break. I mean, I've always thought it was a pretty decent flick, anyways, but it's particularly good considering what it should have been, 'on paper', as you say.

    141. Re:Doesn't look promising by parbot · · Score: 1

      The architect looks like a patient guy, but I think he would get pretty bored and frustrated after a zillion years, waiting for The Matrix to compile on Gentoo.

    142. Re:Doesn't look promising by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      That was added in after Empire Strikes Back, dumbass.

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    143. Re:Doesn't look promising by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      Your memory is playing tricks on you.

      The "Episode IV" tag didn't get added until the re-release in 1979. For more information, consult the FAQ:

      http://www.ncf.ca/ip/sigs/futurist/star-wars/faq /g eneral

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    144. Re:Doesn't look promising by psycht · · Score: 1

      Compare Point Break to The Matrix.

      Compare Revolutions to Point Break III.

      apples & oranges...

    145. Re:Doesn't look promising by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      No really, I *was* paying attention. Check out the FAQs I posted elsewhere in this thread, or the one the anonymous coward posted
      http://www.starwars.com/community/askjc/st eve/askj c20021031.html

      Of course, the two FAQs dont' agree exactly, so maybe I should just shut up here ;)

      But I was a frothing-at-the-mouth Star Wars fanatic back in '77, so I trust my memory that the title wasn't there.

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    146. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here's my question... Anyone see the movie and have positive feedback? I have more than enough reasons why NOT to go see it opening weekend, how about giving me some reasons why I should wait and rent it?

      "How about, I give you the finger...and you give me my refund."

      I loved that. :)

    147. Re:Doesn't look promising by XO · · Score: 1

      The Episode IV header WAS in the original release of Star Wars. That was to make people who paid attention go "what the fuck?"

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    148. Re:Doesn't look promising by XO · · Score: 1

      Hey.. that's amazing.. I used to tell people that I had heard somewhere that Star Wars was designed as a nine-part story.. but that after the middle three, Lucas was going to go back and do the first three, and then likely wouldn't live long enough to do the last three..

      what i'd heard was that he cut out whatever the last three were going to be becaue he KNEW that if he was able to get 6 out, he wouldn't live long enough to get 9 out...

      of course, had he not waited a decade or so between part 3 and part 1, and then taken two years per movie, maybe he could get 30 of the things out.

      more like a james bond, where you detail the individual explots of each character, rather than huge things like they are.

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    149. Re:Doesn't look promising by archivis · · Score: 1

      Good movie. I liked it. A bit err..Dragonball Zish towards the end, but still good.

      It leaves things open, which is good, because the entire trilogy is about *cycles* and *balance*.

      A neatly-tied off hollywood ending might appease the masses but would betray the underlying structure of the films.

      The God from the Machine is cool - nice way of giving something that has no need for a human face, a human face.

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    150. Re:Doesn't look promising by jo44 · · Score: 1

      Actually though, the average rating is sitting at 5.9/10. So that 38% is probably not as bad as it could be.

    151. Re:Doesn't look promising by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Hi, welcome to the -1, Redundant mod.

      As for filling up the screen, when I went to see it the screen space appeared the same as a normal theater. It certainly wasn't like going to an Omnimax theater.

      Also, as posted in the post correcting me above, theaters HAVE projected 35mm film onto IMAX screens, so how about you stop talking out of your ass?

      Oh, here's the quote from it, in case you don't want to go up and read it...

      The only other films before this to get the DMR conversion were "Apollo 13," "Star Wars: Episode II" and "Matrix Reloaded." Any other Hollywood live-action films shown in the past on IMAX Screens were blown-up 35mm prints, and were not sanctioned by IMAX Corporation as "an IMAX Experience."

    152. Re:Doesn't look promising by haggar · · Score: 1

      Why do you guys need a bunch of reviews to decide whether you liked a movie or not? Why don't you use your very own mind, have your very own opinion about hings? I know it's terrifying to be independent in thinking, but it's what makes life such a good place: you have -some- freedom of choice and thinking. Use it.

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    153. Re:Doesn't look promising by mvpll · · Score: 1

      I think any film with Lori Petty in it is a winner, but I might be biased.

      Also Point Break seems to make a point of not glorifying "gun fights", which is nice change in an action movie.

    154. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blown-up 35mm prints

      That doesn't mean what you seem to think it means..

      a blown-up print is one that's enlarged - it's not 35mm projected onto a larger screen, the print is enlarged, which then gets shown on the screen (and yes, there is a difference.)

      The previous poster is correct - a 35mm projector couldn't fill an IMAX screen - it would either be too washed-out to see, or it would melt the film.

    155. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite what's been said to the public, I don't believe that the Matrix was ever designed to be a trilogy. Just a movie with a cliff hanger. When the opportunity came to make the next two movies, they didn't really use the source material.

      Why didn't they free the minds in the Matrix?

    156. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I would still recommend watching this one for anyone that has watched the first two Matrix's just to finish things up for you.

      After that, go see Kill Bill serveral times to get all your anger out. And then go again b/c it ROCKS!

    157. Re:Doesn't look promising by XO · · Score: 1

      Dude.. $17.50 for IMAX? How much are tickets at a regular theater where you are??

      I've got IMAX tickets for $11.50, and that's BEFORE my friend's employee discount!

      Regular theater tickets around here are about $8.00.

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    158. Re:Doesn't look promising by LousyPhreak · · Score: 0

      Nah they should've been using Debian so they could upgrade without reboot even the oldes software on a live system ;)

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    159. Re:Doesn't look promising by XO · · Score: 1

      Hey now, I am extremely articulate, and had no problem understanding all the words. But, they were thrown WAY too fast and WAY too many three-syllable and up SAT words (the things we call "fifty cent words", i'm not even sure why) to make it meaningful in any way to anyone who could only see the movie once, IMHO.

      And I didn't want to see Reloaded again, just to watch the Architect. Now that the roommates have pirated the DVD from someone in Taiwan, though, maybe I can rerun a few good scenes.

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    160. Re:Doesn't look promising by silent_poop · · Score: 1

      There's already 65 reviews submitted. I think 38 is a pretty good representation of the average.

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    161. Re:Doesn't look promising by spidereyes · · Score: 1

      You take the blue pill and you stay on ./. And keep reading everyone ELSES opinion and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you get out of your chair and leave the house for the first time in two weeks...... Remember, all the brothers are offering is some entertainment. Nothing more....

      Just like my professor says, "Opinions are like a$$h*less. Everyone has them and they all stink."

      Ergo, go see the movie and make your own judgement, and not some critic who thought the movie The Net was an accurate account of a software programmer.

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    162. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Puh-leez. Any 8 year old could have written episodes 1 or 2. Same thing with Return of the Jedi. Star Wars is just 2 movies and then a bunch of sequels to capitalize on merchandising opportunities. That pod racer shit was built for making toys.

    163. Re:Doesn't look promising by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      It's funny; when we're talking about Anime, there are so many who lament about how we westerners always need everything wrapped up neatly in a nice little package at the end... and yet, most of the complains about Matrix: Revolutions say that it did not answer all our questions.

      It was never meant to; I never expected it to. Thus, I enjoyed it thoroughly while you sat wondering why they didn't leave you with everything in a nicely wrapped package.

      Lamentable, isn't it?

    164. Re:Doesn't look promising by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Oh come on, check Hollywood Bitchslap - they give it 3 to 4 stars.
      http://hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?m ovie=829 2&reviewer=128

      --I saw it today, and except for 1 scene in the Merovingian's club I give it 5/5 stars. It was a fun, wild ride. I'll prolly see it 2 or 3 more times. If I see it again and decide I don't like it *quite* enough for 5*, the LEAST I would give it is 4/5.

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    165. Re:Doesn't look promising by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1
      Perhaps the original post was not clear. I was seeing it as a good opportunity to get together with some friends. Not for the film.

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    166. Re:Doesn't look promising by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1
      I'll answer your post as well I guess. Two I went to see like everyone else. Three I was gonna skip but it was a good excuse for me and some college friends to hook up again now that we've all graduated and moved out of town. Its as simple as that I guess.

      Now I'm back from seeing the film, yes, it was an utter bore; I could go on for hours about how bad it was. Battles without strategy, horrible cliche dialogue, and just horribly pathetic all round (except for the final fight with Smith which was cool but not worth sitting through 2+ hours for).

      Wait for the video. Or see it on cheap Tuesdays, if you must.

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    167. Re:Doesn't look promising by Wolfkin · · Score: 1

      It makes perfect sense.

      SPOILERS!
      SPOILERS!
      SPOILERS!

      By the end, Neo has learned from Bane/Smith and the power system program that the world Zion is in isn't the real world, any more than the Matrix is (unless you believe in magic), that programs can take over human brains (and by extension that humans can take over matrix-class hardware that they're connected to), and that most of the programs don't hate humans, so peace is possible.

      When Smith reinforces this lesson with a speech about how love and other emotions are just as artificial as designed programs, Neo realizes that he can leave his body entirely into the Matrix machinery, while allowing Smith to take over the Neo-construct that remains. This allows Neo to then deprogram all the other individuals taken over by Smith.

      The scene with Trinity dissolves Neo's emotional ties to the "flesh" so that he can move himself into the machines.

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    168. Re:Doesn't look promising by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --I really liked it, except for 1 scene in the Merovingian's club. Just wanted you to know. :)

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    169. Re:Doesn't look promising by Belgand · · Score: 1

      Underground? I remember the opening night being sold out back in '99 when I went and was thoroughly unimpressed (it's taken time, but I've slowly come around to realize how much it kicks ass).

    170. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot.

    171. Re:Doesn't look promising by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      I see your point, if all were written at the same time it would actually be one book/movie that shipped in three parts/episodes.

      So planned sequels it is then. I want trilogies, or better yet octilogies, for the story that keeps going and going and go.........

    172. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spelling error: orignal --> original

      like, you misspelled it twice, so I thought I might not be a typo.

    173. Re:Doesn't look promising by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      Why haven't you been cut off? :-]

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    174. Re:Doesn't look promising by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Other explainations are possible. Zion could be perfectly real. Neo's power over the machines is just that all machines are connected to "the source", not just thoose in the matrix (notice how he can only see machine constructs and not human constructs while blind), and Neo has power over the source. The self-mutilations of Bane, the comments of Smith/Oracle, shows that Smith doesnt delete thoose the takes over, he just dominates, making Neo less afraid of being taken over....

      But even if the movie can be explained, it still doesnt make any sense. At least not any more sense than making electricity from humans.

    175. Re:Doesn't look promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think basically all of the first day tickets were sold out before anyone had a chance to write a review, so I doubt releasing it simultaneously world-wide had any effect on ticket sales.

    176. Re:Doesn't look promising by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      I agree that while Point Break isn't going to win any awards it is a fun movie to watch whenever it is on. I think peoples backgrounds play a big part in whether or not they like a movie though. Since I surf and have sky-dived before PB seems like a fun flic to watch. Others who may or may not know the joy of those things probably don't understand the motive of the characters in a movie like PB.

    177. Re:Doesn't look promising by Wolfkin · · Score: 1

      If Zion is in the base world (I'm not sure "real" is the word we're looking for), then I'd agree it doesn't make any sense.

      However, Neo can see Bane and Trinity while blinded, and essentially the only thing he can't see is scenery. Both humans and machines are visible to him. Your alternate explanation doesn't explain how he could see them.

      But he clearly wasn't taken over. They showed the energy that represented Neo leaving his body into the machines in Neo-vision in the machine city. All Smith got was an empty shell, hence his confusion.

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    178. Re:Doesn't look promising by GooseKirk · · Score: 1

      You missed the point entirely. Of course it is.

    179. Re:Doesn't look promising by rthille · · Score: 1

      I liked the movie. I'm going to pay money to see it again in IMAX. On the other hand, I have to qualify it by saying that in some ways it's unsatisfying. The same way life is unsatisfying. There's a beginning and an end, but that doesn't mean that you've got all the lose ends tied up nicely in a neat, pat, package. I would have been much less satisfied if they somehow managed to throw out the entire structure developed in the other two movies and the anamatrix just to have everyone wakeup from the matrix, rub their eyes and walk into a beautiful blue sunset...

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    180. Re:Doesn't look promising by babbage · · Score: 1
      I mean, geeks nearly uniformly love the first one, and it did decent business for an underground flick.

      Underground? Underground??? Are you serious?

      <hhgttg> This must be some new definition of "underground" that I was previously unaware of. </hhgttg>

      And there I was thinking that "underground" meant things like a small budget, a small studio, or possibly a story that's actually unusual. Or possibly all three. It never occurred to me that it might include a sixty-three million dollar movie released by frickin Warner Brothers.

      +++++

      I'm with the grandparent: the simulatenous worldwide release was a gimmick to get people out to see the movie rather than allow bad reviews in the US to scuttle the prospects for the third installment. The fact that it was released on a Wednesday doesn't contradict this -- there are stiill diehards who will show up at least once, and maybe multiple times, so a long opening "weekend" will boost the movie's numbers. But the second movie was a disappointment to a lot of people, and my guess is that a lot of the people who saw it did so only out of the expectation that the third installment would explain everything away. Based on the reviews & the comments I've seen, those expectations are being confounded -- which suggests to me that the third movie is going to do much worse than the earlier ones. Maybe not a bomb, but nothing stellar either.

      Personally, I thought the first one was overrated from the outset. It was just another silly action movie -- more akin to, say, Blade than something truly thoughtful like, say, most of Terry Gilliam's films. I haven't bothered wasting my time with the sequels, but from everything that I've read -- and I've read a lot, trying to figure out what people see in this tedious series -- the sequels have only been worse than the original. My suspicion is that I was just being contrarian in not liking the first one, but the sequels have brought a lot of people around to a similar point of view.

      Personally, I think that all the people who allegedly based their master's theses on the Matrix moviees are going to be very embarassed for themselves in a decade or so :-). There are thoughtful, philosophical movies out there, but there's more to it than just name-dropping some grad school fodder in a silly action series. That's about as smart as Kevin Kline's character in A Fish Called Wanda:

      Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
      Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
      Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it!

      As far as I'm concerned, she may have well been addressing the Wachowski brothers :-)

    181. Re:Doesn't look promising by Snaller · · Score: 1

      At a supposedly really tragic scene by the end of the movie, the scene dragged on for so long that the hardcore fans present started to laugh, and when it dragged on even further, to shout: "Just die for crist sake!". I am not sure if is supposed to look like that, the scene seemed to loop 3 or 4 times.

      Did it really loop?? It've just been to see it, and it didn't loop here. Because I don't care for the characters it did seem to drag on a bit, but didn't seem wrong just long.

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    182. Re:Doesn't look promising by Snaller · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a trilogy first. It was a movie, then someone though "hey its popular, why don't we make a trilogy"

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    183. Re:Doesn't look promising by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      NOT originally marketed as franchise episode "A New Hope

      The original StarWars movie was always called Episode 4, and was always intended to make sense as part of a series. Lucas was imitating the "serial" space-operas he'd watched as a youngster- stuff like Flash Gordon's 20-part quest to free the Princess from the Emperor of Ming.

      Plans for sequels and prequels were always a part of StarWars. Of course the producers didn't want to see it listed as a confusing "Episode 4" on national advertising, so they squelched that part.

  2. Better than the second, first is still the best... by Daniel+Wood · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here, in Colorado Springs, Revolutions started showing at 7:20AM. Caught the first showing for $3.75(Early Bird Price).

    The ending certainly was not what was expected. Decent none the less. Certainly better than the second one. But once again, nothing in comparison to the original.

    The dialog at the end with Agent Smith was great. Best part of the movie, IMHO.

  3. hahahahhahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 words.
    Sold out.

    1. Re:hahahahhahahah by mtrupe · · Score: 1

      Do you mean that the movie was sold out or the directors/writers sold out and made a crappy movie?

      I really want this movie to be good, but I have a bad feeling that it will be a bit of a letdown.

    2. Re:hahahahhahahah by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Remember the self aware commentary in the Scream movies? Is it a trilogy or just another sequel. Unless they were originially conceived as a trilogy, the sequels are always crappier (or at best not as good) than the original. The example of Empire Stikes Back being better than Star Wars follows this rule too. Bond movies don't really count either. They're not continuations of one plot. They're a series of movies with the same characters.

    3. Re:hahahahhahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean that the Wachoski Brothers sold out after the first Matrix movie. The other two were all about the benjamins.

    4. Re:hahahahhahahah by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      I hate to burst your bubble, but "The Matrix" was ALWAYS concieved of as a trilogy.

    5. Re:hahahahhahahah by cens0r · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for proof of this. The Wachowski's said so after the fact, but I'd like to see evidence of it before the original's release.

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    6. Re:hahahahhahahah by gorre · · Score: 1

      Is it a trilogy or just another sequel. Unless they were originially conceived as a trilogy, the sequels are always crappier (or at best not as good) than the original. The example of Empire Stikes Back being better than Star Wars follows this rule too. Star Wars was not intended to be a trilogy when the first film was made.

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    7. Re:hahahahhahahah by aminorex · · Score: 1

      The matrix was originally conceived as a trilogy, but this is the second half of part 2.

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    8. Re:hahahahhahahah by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      George Lucas had planned 9 episodes in the Star Wars story. The first Star Wars even said Episode 4.

    9. Re:hahahahhahahah by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      Actually I don't have time too look for it now, but search for an article on "Assassians" (another movie written by the Wachowski brothers) and "trillogy" and sift through the google results. There was a newspaper article about "a new movie" by the writters of Assassins that was the first of a trillogy being produced. It was before the name "Matrix" was even released, however from the time-frame it most likly was the matrix they were talking about. I read this BEFORE the matrix was released becuase I was kinda hoping it would have been a sequal to Assassins.

    10. Re:hahahahhahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it didn't, not on original release anyway it was simply titled Star Wars.

    11. Re:hahahahhahahah by placeclicker · · Score: 1

      No, the movie was produced in such a way that, if the first one sucked and didn't make a lot of cash, could be left as just a single movie.

      However they left it open to be a trilogy if it did well.

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  4. Metacritic says... mixed or average reviews by 26199 · · Score: 1
  5. plot - no spoilers by slashpot · · Score: 0

    Ooooh - let the bitching begin - they focused on plot this time....

  6. I didn't get the first one by CatOne · · Score: 1, Funny

    I must have ADD. It's a bad movie to watch if you have ADD.

  7. first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    awesome... absolutely awesome the level of ineptitude those critics have. burn them all..

  8. But... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't just review it. You have to realize... there is no movie.

    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse for some of the brain-damages of minix. (Linus Torvalds to Andrew Tanenbaum)

    2. Re:But... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "You can't just review it. You have to realize... there is no movie."

      Yeah the reviewers are saying that too.

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    3. Re:But... by nikhil_g · · Score: 1

      Right on! :)

      I wish there was no second and third installement.

      Truly, they should have stopped at The Matrix itself. Howsoever lucrative the total franchise was, the disenchantment imminent from these embarassing sequels could not have been worth it!

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    4. Re:But... by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      More to the point, they could have made a 2nd and 3rd installment, just made them higher quality. Everyone will agree that there was a lot of potential for sequals if done right. The problem is not taht people make sequals, it's that they figure they don't have to work as hard on the sequals!

    5. Re:But... by nikhil_g · · Score: 1

      I would agree with you, to put things in perspective, my comments are after the fact.

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    6. Re:But... by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      The Wachowski's (sp I'm sure) have said many times that they always envisioned The Matrix as a trilogy, so it's not like they did a good movie, and then went into hack-mode to capitalize on unexpected success.

      I think the biggest problem is the boys got too caught up in their neat little special effect toys.

    7. Re:But... by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      The Wachowski's (sp I'm sure) have said many times that they always envisioned The Matrix as a trilogy, so it's not like they did a good movie, and then went into hack-mode to capitalize on unexpected success.

      That doesn't follow. Your conclusion "so it's not like..." might follow if your first statement had been "The Wachowski's always envisioned The Matrix as a trilogy", but that's not what you said (nor should you -- how would you know? All you know is what they said, not what they thought...) Your conclusion doesn't follow from the fact that the Wachowski's said what they said.

      As the old saying goes, one man's modus ponens is another man's modus tolens. :) I suspect what your argument actually proves is that the reality differs from what the Wachowski's said in order to try to promote their movies...

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    8. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the hardest line in the first movie. my favorite. I use this at work everyday. I just have to realize - there is no work. as a techie this is a reality in today's economy.

  9. And the reviews are in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The movie sucked like the last one..

  10. This was my favorite quote by pheared · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Wachowski brothers have delivered a dud so disappointing, they may as well have bussed in Ewoks to save Zion"

    1. Re:This was my favorite quote by Khan+Fused · · Score: 1

      ... Ewoks bussed in to Zion ...

      Well, that would have made the rave-turned-orgy a completely different party, in a nastybadevilew way.

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    2. Re: This was my favorite quote by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > The Wachowski brothers have delivered a dud so disappointing, they may as well have bussed in Ewoks ...and have them jump over sharks on water skis?

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    3. Re:This was my favorite quote by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      That sounds like last week's CSI, "Fur and Loathing".

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  11. Review by spuke4000 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I read this on Rotten Tomatoes today:

    "So disappointing they may as well have bussed in Ewoks to save Zion."

    Made me laugh.

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    1. Re:Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mang this made my brain fire the man batter!

  12. Quick and Dirty by pimpinmonk · · Score: 1

    It was kinda predictable, no big surprises (vs. the other two), and the end was a let-down, I thought. It overall felt a little rushed in terms of acting and production. The dialog was much more humorous than in the past. I was entertained and glad to see the series concluded, but not impressed.

    I do like the 4 posters I got along with the soundtrack for free at Loews Times Square. It pays to line up at 8AM (even though I had pre-bought the tickets).

    1. Re:Quick and Dirty by gunpowder · · Score: 1

      Mhh, I didn't line up at all (just went there 5mins before the show and STILL got a decent seat). Obviously most people here in Ireland were not really keen in watching the 3rd episode of the Matrix.

      I also just paid 4 Euro (not prepaid) which was - in my opinion - a fair price for the movie (I enjoyed the entertainment, but didn't expect much after seeing 'Reloaded'). I would say it IS somehow different than the 2nd one (more action), but the overall atmosphere and quality is the same as Reloaded. No wonder, since both were actually filmed in one go.

      If somebody is looking for an final answer/explanation for how the things could have happened as shown in 'Reloaded', well, at least I didn't get it. Revolutions doesn't really clear the confusion the 2nd movie created, and some moves of the character seemed to deliberately even try to confuse you more.

      All in all, not bad, but not much better (or worse) than Reloaded.

    2. Re:Quick and Dirty by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      Here in Germany there weren't exactly a crowd either. In fact I was surprised how few people there were. Whereas I am informed that the Lord Of The Rings III, what is it, Return of the King, premiere sold out a month ago.

      I guess a lot of moviegoers are brighter than I am and took the best advice, which is to say, didn't bother :-P

  13. they set the movie open by atari2600 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well i saw it yesterday (sneak preview) - tell you what? go with 0 expectations and it will be almost alright. Without spoiling anything, all i can tell you people is that don't be surprised or fall dead if you see Matrix 4 (Matrix: Ultimatum) or something come out in the next year.

    1. Re:they set the movie open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Saw it yesterday at 8.30 - the movie imho is better than the second one (although it is a far cry compared to the original). Great CGI, a plot point that I hated not to see in the second movie finally made, and, contrary to other opinions, I do believe that this will be the last in the series (the reason people think there might be a sequel is a comment at the end of the movie - I do believe that this comment was simply made to suggest that some of our heros have _not_ suffered a horrible fate but still live and will continue to live happily ever after).

      The thing that really made me unhappy is that the biggest question make the the second movie left hanging in the air - why doesn't Neo need the matrix to interact - is left completely and utterly open. Sigh.

    2. Re:they set the movie open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      don't be surprised or fall dead if you see Matrix 4 (Matrix: Ultimatum) or something come out in the next year


      Are you kidding? it took them two to three years to make these two, and you think theyll bang another one out in a year?

  14. #3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Matrix Rev was damn good. Just got back from a 12:30am session here in Australia. In my opinion, a lot better than #2.

  15. If you are too let down... by glgraca · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...go rent Dark City to compensate.

    1. Re:If you are too let down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dark City is an amazing movie. Another movie I loved that is Matrix like is Equilibrium. I bet you can by them for the price of two Revolution tickets.

    2. Re:If you are too let down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dark. City. You. Mean. The Movie. Where. Keifer. Sutherland. Talks. Like. This. And. Is. More. Annoying. Than. That. Kid. In. The. Wheelchair. In. Malcolm. In. The. Middle?

    3. Re:If you are too let down... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's a good idea. My wife's outta town and you know...Jennifer Connelly...

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    4. Re:If you are too let down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was nothing in Dark City more annoying than "Stevie" (and I'm a nerd with asthma).

    5. Re:If you are too let down... by reflective+recursion · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I have Dark City DVD and I have only been able to watch it twice. Matrix I can watch over and over. The same criticism that is used on Matrix (no character development) is even _worse_ in Dark City.

      Equlibrium is a good movie, but a bit cliche with the heavy metal music (watch it twice and it's much more noticable and annoying).

      If you want a movie that is similar... go get Ghost in the Shell now! This is probably _the_ movie that started all these live action ones. If you like the first Matrix you will love Ghost in the Shell.

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    6. Re:If you are too let down... by n8willis · · Score: 1

      Amen, brothers. And/or The Thirteenth Floor.

      A movie which, simply by virtue of having the Vincent D'Onofrio character ask the question "if what you're telling me is that everything my senses have told me is real for my entire life up until this point is all a lie, then why should I believe anything that they're tell me right now?", smacks the Matrix "philosophy franchise" right out of the park.

      ('Course, simply by having Vincent D'Onofrio and not Keanu Reeves, they're off to a major head-start)

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    7. Re:If you are too let down... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      The lack of character development in Dark City was part of the story, for better or for worse.

    8. Re:If you are too let down... by stilleon · · Score: 1

      Agree. Dark City rocks. Very similar to Matrix in development of the main character. Of course, it is the Hero's journey, just like the first Stsr Wars. I do love the noir feel of Dark City.

  16. w0w!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    joo R teh 1nf0rm471v3!

  17. bad reviews everywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am hearing and reading bad reviews everywhere.

    It's truly ashame because the first was such a great movie with a serious deep plot and great character development. It had what all great movies had - suspense, mystery, romance, comedy, good plot, character development - I can go on.

    What a shame for the Brothers that the last 2 movies in the triology can not keep on the tradition of the first.

  18. I dislike The Matrix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well after all the years I heard people talking in big tones about The Matrix (I must admit that I never saw it in the theatre) and then one day 2-3 months ago it was presented on german TV and I was totally disappointed. The Matrix was totally boring and at the end I was kinda confused and asked myself 'was this all ?'. I have seen quite a lot of scifi movies in my whole life and there were a lot of more interesting movies amongst them.

    I think that The Matrix is nothing more than a big marketing hype. The movie kinda sucked.

    1. Re:I dislike The Matrix. by mtrupe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sci-Fi flicks with big budgets are rarely the best movies around. The Matrix (I) was an exception, and I was hoping that II was just more plot.

      If critics don't like III then that could be a good things. Critics never like any of my favorite movies.

    2. Re:I dislike The Matrix. by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      The Matrix was totally boring and at the end I was kinda confused and asked myself 'was this all ?'.

      No no no. You don't get it. You have to watch 'Matrix Reloaded' and 'Matrix Revolutions' too (hollywood says 'cha-ching!') and only _then_ do you say, 'was this all?'

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    3. Re:I dislike The Matrix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No offfence, but you seem to have a low IQ, perhaps you didn't understand it. The Matrix (I) is THE best sci-fi movie I have ever seen.

    4. Re:I dislike The Matrix. by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1
      I think that The Matrix is nothing more than a big marketing hype.

      I really doubt that. When it first came out there wasn't much marketing hype at all, at least not that I saw. Certainly not before it came out, like most over-hyped movies. It was generally word-of-mouth at first, and I wasn't expecting much when I went to see it. But it blew me away.

      You are entitled to your opinion that it sucked, but I'd strongly disagree. It combined some very cool concepts (true, not entirely original, but at least interesting philosophical ideas) with good action, very cool style. Separately, these are mediocre. Other movies have used the "what is reality" them (Total Recall, Thirteenth Floor) but weren't as cool or action packed. Other movies have been action packed but without a good plot or style (e.g., bullet time). Other movies have been very stylized, but without a good plot or action.

      The first Matrix combined all these elements into one cool movie. Reloaded was partly not as good because there wasn't much different or new in it from the first one, but the plot also could have been better. I suspect this might be partly why you didn't like the first Matrix, you only saw it a few months ago so you've already seen or heard much of this stuff over the last few years, or perhaps the fact you waited so long to see it means it just isn't your type of genre.

      My hope for the third was (and still is) that there are some significant plot twists again on the "what is reality" theme -- like Zion and the "scorched Earth" are not the true reality or something like that. But from the sounds of it, the plot is unfulfilling so I don't expect much there. I can still hope, until I see it.

    5. Re:I dislike The Matrix. by E_elven · · Score: 1

      I agree to an extent. Matrix wasn't THAT bad -in fact, it was fairly enjoyable- but it was nowhere near as great and revolutionary everyone made it out to be. This is yet another case of geekdom-inherent misplaced adoration towards what's perceived to be an 'original', continued support of that which has been surpassed. I personally liked the second one more (except for all the fighting and other fluff, it's uninteresting to me), and presume that the third installment may be even more to my liking. In any case, unlike the first one, I think the second one needs a few viewings.

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    6. Re:I dislike The Matrix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No offfence, but you seem to have a low IQ

      What an antagonism. Why should I care rats arse whether it was the best sci-fi movie that YOU ever have seen. It was obviously the worst that I have ever seen. Even Total Recall with Arnold Schwarzenegger or Battleship Galactica or the 2 episodes StartrekNG with the Borg where much better and more exciting to watch than The Matrix.

    7. Re:I dislike The Matrix. by GMontag451 · · Score: 1

      Well then you haven't seen very many sci-fi movies. Hell, even Total Recall was better than The Matrix. It asked the same tired old questions that The Matrix did, but framed them far more subtly and elegantly.

    8. Re:I dislike The Matrix. by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Well, ultimately the Matrix is a facist fantasy. The philospophy stuff is just taking the role of mysticism for the Nazis and the Romans for Musselini. Other than that, you're working on straight empowerment of the dissafected and rationalization of violence against a particular group based on the idea of a vast conspiracy. Not to mention the whole pseudo-sexual leather trenchcoat thing.

      That's honestly why I liked the Matrix. Reloaded too. You have your core characters, who are flaming facists, and then you have the tangential people who mock the whole thing. Like the Oracle. Deflating the whole testosterone-drenched aura. This is why I'm liking the reviews that say this one's funnier. If they really do one of those Sandman-at-the-serial-killer-con popping the fantasy things in Revolutions, I think I'd like this series better than LOTR.

  19. I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by andres32a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Growing up to see Revolutions is like growing up to realize that your dad is an alcoholic instead of the superhero you once thought he was.
    To all of you who haven't seen this movie... DON'T. Re-Watch Matrix and Reloaded and the Animatrix a thousand times. But stay clear of this one.
    You may be thinking: "IT IS INEVITABLE". And you are probably right. You'll still see this movie.
    But despite all the talk about fate, chance and karma, the moral of this story is that if you can't tell what is going on or why, the movie plain sucks. If you're thinking about how cold and wet the actors must have been while shooting a fight scene in a giant puddle, well... you see my point.

    God, this movie was dissapointing. It is supposed to be about faith but it ended up destroying all my faith in Hollywood

    1. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by JamesP · · Score: 1

      But, is there a choice? Can I choose NOT to see this movie?

      Instead, think of the obvious. There is no Matrix. This is a made up story. Revolutions could've ended with everybody going to a Taco Bell store...

      Now, We have to fight...

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    2. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by jason0000042 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... it ended up destroying all my faith in Hollywood

      You had what in what?

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    3. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1
      You have faith in Hollywood?

      Mine died as a teen with Independance Day.

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    4. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by jonathanduty · · Score: 1

      Geeze, its a freakin movie. If you want to see how the story plays out, or just had fun at the first 2, then go see this one. If not, then don't waste your time. But don't bitch about how this one didn't change your life like the first 2 and thats why it sucks. In the end its just a fictional movie and you, well I won't go there.

      Personally, I had fun at the first 2 and I'll go see this one for just that.

    5. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      You had faith in Hollywood?

      This HAS TO BE a troll!

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    6. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be thinking: "IT IS INEVITABLE". And you are probably right. You'll still see this movie.

      Well, I STILL haven't seen Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. The first two in the series are two of my all-time favorite movies, and I didn't want the third to tarnish them.

    7. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      You didn't like Independance Day?

      Seriously what the fuck?

      I know that everyone can't like all or any movie but it was a damn good movie. What exactly was your problem with it?

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    8. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by etn991 · · Score: 1

      You, sir, owe me a Coke.

      Or at least hand me some paper towels.

      Thanks.

    9. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      <?include 'cleversig';?>

      The semicolon is optional in this construct.

    10. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. by entartete · · Score: 1

      someone really needs to fix that 'insightful posts get mis-moderated as funny' bug.

  20. I'll review it if you just by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1, Funny

    post a .torrent for it.

    1. Re:I'll review it if you just by in7ane · · Score: 1

      No, not yet, according to VCD Quality

      So, for now, you can resort to reviewing it without having seen it :)

    2. Re:I'll review it if you just by princewally · · Score: 1

      Also not available on Suprnova, yet.

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    3. Re:I'll review it if you just by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slasdot! You MUST post your opinion before RTA or watching the movie!

    4. Re:I'll review it if you just by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      How can I WTM (watch the movie) if ya don't post a .torrent??

      Theatre? What's that??

  21. Re:pretty cool by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If Hollywood told you to stick a red-hot chainsaw up your arse, you'd do it, wouldn't you?

    Pre-booked your Alien vs Predator tickets yet?

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  22. I just saw it. by blackmonday · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just saw the 6:30 Am screening in Glendale, CA. My take: the 2nd best of the series. Less phony Kung Fu, more Sci-fi-ish. Fewer overt religious overtones. Overall, the most fantastic CGI I have ever seen. Not all is wrapped up nicely, so don't expect to understand everything when the credits start rolling.

    A movie at 6:30 AM, what's wrong with me?

    1. Re:I just saw it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not a thing. just you went to bed 2 hrs late....

    2. Re:I just saw it. by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      >

      Ironic, considering that IMHO the Kung-Fu parts made it feel more real and the sci-fi made it feel phoney to me.. eye of the beholder I guess.

    3. Re:I just saw it. by the+morgawr · · Score: 1

      > Less phony Kung Fu

      I thought that they used Wu Shu in the movies?

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    4. Re:I just saw it. by Cocteaustin · · Score: 1

      But you were up at 6:30AM in Glendale, CA. Being beaten with a croquet mallet would have seemed better by comparison.

    5. Re:I just saw it. by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to figure out why so many reviews think that the movie is incredibly pretentious.

      I'm not saying that it's not pretentious, but there's a hell of a lot less philosophical babble in here than in Reloaded -- I actually prefer this one because it has more action and less of a facade of being intellectually "Deep".

      Yes, there are conversations that go on way too long (Neo/Trinity, anyone?), but there aren't as many pointless discussions as seen in the previous movie.

    6. Re:I just saw it. by rhakka · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Fewer overt religious overtones."

      You, sir, are quite obviously smoking crack. The only way they could have made more religious overtones is if Neo decided to dress like the Pope. I mean seriously man, the second one left things up for interpetation.. "Is Zion still in the matrix, or does Neo really have magic powers outside of the matrix now?".. and now he's the second coming of christ. Fan fucking tastic.

    7. Re:I just saw it. by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
      I just saw the 6:30 Am screening in Glendale, CA. My take: the 2nd best of the series. Less phony Kung Fu, more Sci-fi-ish. Fewer overt religious overtones.
      No offense man, but are you ON CRACK?
      As if the whole movie didn't already suggest that with all the "believe" statements, etc, etc, I could've sworn the CRUCIFIXTION at the end would have got that overtone across for ya.
    8. Re:I just saw it. by SolarCurve · · Score: 1

      I strongly felt this movie went away from sci-fi, and more towards the religous stuff. I feel as though the ending changed and they backed off what could have been a very cool twist, and plot line. Instead they went with the predictable, overly religious feel good hollywood ending. Why oh why did they hint as to a matrix within a matrix. that really screwed me up, and had me expecting some profound explanation to everything. Instead of get Jesus being born again. crucified, and all. :( Too man holes left in the plot if you start breaking everything down point by point. All in all, I am not mad, nor sad. It was a good trilogy. It just so happened, I thought I had it figured out, turns out it was face value for what it was.

    9. Re:I just saw it. by xdroop · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...and now he's the second coming of christ.

      You mean the sixth coming of christ.

      Oh wait, there was that original feller somewhere around the time we went from BC to AD... so Neo is the seventh coming of christ.

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    10. Re:I just saw it. by rhakka · · Score: 1

      No, since the others failed, I'm guessing they were just prophets, not actually the sons of God like Neo apparently is.

  23. About the same as Reloaded by Keith+Mickunas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw it Monday night, and I feel it was similar to Reloaded. Not quite the same as far as fight scenes go. But then again it was pretty clear that a simple fight was not going to settle things between Neo and Agent Smith. I was surprised about Trinity though.

    Still, both were a let down from the Matrix. To much mysticism type stuff, where his powers extended beyond the matrix. Matrix stuff crossing over into the real world just didn't make a lot of sense.

    1. Re:About the same as Reloaded by felipeal · · Score: 1

      <WARNING&>possible spoiler below</WARNING>

      To much mysticism type stuff, where his powers extended beyond the matrix. Matrix stuff crossing over into the real world just didn't make a lot of sense.

      After Reloaded, I'd agree with you. I thought the explanation would be something like there the real world was another Matrix.
      But after I watched Revolutions, I realized Neo doesn't have generic superpowers: his superpowers are limited to the machines, which could be doable (for instance, the sentinels could know he is The One and obey him).

    2. Re:About the same as Reloaded by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
      The actual explanation is that the whole Matrix is hosted as a process on VMware, so we're going to see Episode 4: The Linatrix

      (where Neo and Trinity find out that Agent Smith and the Oracle are one and the same, and both were bought out and installed in the Microsoft/Borg hive mind, 'cause by this time, bgates owns ALL the money in the world!!!)

      People are complaining about the plot spoiler at the BBCs' site. As far as I could see, the plot started to spoil part-way thru eposode 2.

    3. Re:About the same as Reloaded by lysium · · Score: 1
      Matrix stuff crossing over into the real world just didn't make a lot of sense.

      I agree. That's why I suspect the 'real world' was just another part of the Matrix. Or rather, that is the only way the plot can save its respectability. I guess we will find out in the episode IV....

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  24. too much damn philosophy by grocer · · Score: 1

    The first was cool because it was side note, the second one it helps if you have a clue-hey,look explosions!...what was I saying? Oh, and the third seems to be a dissertation on the objective nature of good and evil, judging from the reviews.

    1. Re:too much damn philosophy by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      Please.

      There is a "good vs. evil" story in it, but that's not the entire movie. I'll comment further at the end of this post, so that people who don't want a slight spoiler can skip it.

      The philosophibabble was toned down in comparison to Reloaded. It was still there to some extent, and it was obnoxious when it was, but it wasn't as bad as the crap from Reloaded.

      My criticism is on the pacing. Not as awkard as it was in Reloaded, but something about it just seemed off, at least in certain scenes (such as a dialogue between Neo and Trinity that went on about five minutes too long). I also thought that, while the babble was down, some of the visual overtones were just too overt. Overall, however, I preferred it to Reloaded on both dialogue (because there was less bullshit involved in it) and action. I thought that nearly every action scene in Reloaded, good as they were, went on too long. I didn't get that feeling in Revolutions, even though I'm pretty sure that the Zion battle scene was significantly longer than anything in Reloaded -- it probably helped that there was so much going on that they could switch focus so that no one event was dragged out.

      -- SPOILER WARNING --
      On the subject of good and evil, I'll reveal a minor detail about a plot point. Read no further if you don't want to see it, though I'm not giving much away
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      The "good vs. evil" is just about two characters and two characters only.
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  25. Best of the three. by insanegadgets.com · · Score: 1

    A non-stop feast for the senses. But not so much Kung-Fu.

  26. whoop-de-doo, this one sucks. by wickedweasel · · Score: 1

    no, I wasn't amused, not at all. revolutions is by far one of the biggest disappointments in the history of cinema.

    1. Re:whoop-de-doo, this one sucks. by Stradenko · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't seen Wing Commander

      And I certainly haven't seen anything that can even come close.

  27. Better than Reloaded... by dagnabit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...but I still like the original the best.

    Some great action and effects, but like with Reloaded, they gave away a lot in trailers and on the late-night show "clips"... so not a lot of surprises IMO.

    The theater I went to was pretty full (6 am here in San Diego). One loser watching Reloaded on his laptop got a lot of laughs from people. Two dudes came in dressed as Neo and Agent Smith, but they were pretty cool about the whole thing.

    The best part - they were only charging matinee pricing of 6.50 to see it!

    1. Re:Better than Reloaded... by Null_Packet · · Score: 1

      Did you go to see it in San Marcos? I might have been there...

  28. This is /. by core+plexus · · Score: 5, Funny
    "... I'm expecting the /. reviews to start pouring in around 11:30.

    You forget, this is /. and waiting to see the movie before reviewing it would be like reading the article before commenting on it.

    -cp-

    President Bush to Liberate Alaska

    1. Re:This is /. by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
      I'll be asking you for a further $50 billion toward my administration's efforts to help liberate Alaska, and give freedom to the Alaski people."

      As a former resident of Alaska, I must say that had me in stitches.

      Alaska is a pretty cool state though...very libertarian.

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    2. Re:This is /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      knowing the /. crowd, the reviews may start yesterday.

    3. Re:This is /. by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      The next review is in the works, but subscribers can beat the rush!

  29. Wouldn't you? by shoptroll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the world was ending the next day wouldn't you be making the best of the situation? At least thats what one of my friends pointed out when I said I didn't explain the overly long party/sex scene in reloaded, aptly titled "Celebrating Humanity" or something like that in the DVD.

    In terms of the series degrading, I'm probably seeing Revolutions this weekend, but it's to be expected. The original was fresh, original and hadn't been done before. To try and top that along with the percieved expectations people have for the sequels is crazy.

    To quote The Matrix "It's going to work, because no one's every done this before". 'nuff said. That's why the 1st rules, and everyone hasn't liked the rest.

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    1. Re:Wouldn't you? by shoptroll · · Score: 1
      Whooops....

      This was supposed to be a reply to the first thread. My bad.

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  30. Hopefully this one will NOT show by donnyspi · · Score: 1

    Keanu Reaves' butt! Yuuccckkkkk!

    1. Re:Hopefully this one will NOT show by Spruce+Moose · · Score: 0

      No butt this time, but you get to see his penis.

  31. here is one by thehive · · Score: 1

    here is a review at Splicedwire. As expected awesome stunts, great techinical movie making but thin on plot. Anyway i will still see it.

  32. alright u morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here are the spoilers: Monica Bellucci has 3mins of exposure in which she shows 80% of her breasts
    The french speaking moron has practically no role
    Neo kills Smith - no Smith infects Neo and kills himself
    Trinity dies
    Morpheus finally gets to hug Niobi
    Neo is presumably dead at the end

  33. Re:The Meatrix by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    where most of our meat and other animal products come from
    I'm guessing "from animals?"

    Come on, that's like saying, "Mexico is the world's largest producer of Mexicans."

  34. IMAX by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

    I'm seeing it on the IMAX this evening. Look for an IMAX theater showing it near you.

  35. Mod Parent Up by mekkab · · Score: 1

    I completely agree- I absolutely adored Dark City. But it isn't for everyone. Sure, I liked the matrix, but when all your friends dig the matrix but couldn't get down with Dark City? Thats when you need to find some new friends.

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    1. Re:Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dark City was an awful mess. If you think it was "smart", you should try reading a book sometime.

    2. Re:Mod Parent Up by uradu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      > If you think it was "smart", you should try reading a book sometime.

      Because, unlike movies, books are inherently smart. Or do you mean that just by virtue of requiring the ability to read they are automatically superior?

    3. Re:Mod Parent Up by glgraca · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where does that leave movies with subtitles? :-)

    4. Re:Mod Parent Up by mekkab · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If you think the matrix was "smart" you should try getting a lobotomy, it just might bump up that IQ, FUCKING COWARD. Now you may continue to eat my shit, seeing as how you are too weak to even use a screen name, FUCKTARD.

      P.S.- I fucked you mother.

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    5. Re:Mod Parent Up by aminorex · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the poster meant that if you are
      going to waste several years of your life
      being tortured in operant conditioning until
      you are forced to master encoding and
      decoding ideas scratched onto mashed tree
      pulp with a soft rock using an incredibly
      redundant and perversely obscure encoding
      mechanism, then you've got a lot of
      subjective motivation to claim that others
      who haven't endured the same pointless agony
      are somehow inferior to yourself.

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    6. Re:Mod Parent Up by Hobbex · · Score: 1

      Your argument would have been more convincing if it had not been in writing...

    7. Re:Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not read many books. Dark City has a style that is messy. These a number of "smart" books that are equality messy. Samuel R. Delany is one such author, but don't try him. I'm sure he's over your head.

    8. Re:Mod Parent Up by uradu · · Score: 1

      > Where does that leave movies with subtitles? :-)

      Overseas, where they belong! Just kidding, I love subtitles. In fact, I INSIST on subtitles.

  36. IMAX! by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

    Going to the IMAX on saturday to see this, although Reloaded sucked ass. Just the novelty of seeing it for the first time on a 30' screen. ohhhhh yeahhhhh.

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  37. Just a thought by JayBlalock · · Score: 5, Interesting
    (Disclaimer, I haven't seen it yet, just speculating)

    One thing that's interesting about the Matrix movies is that they've become a LOT of different things to a lot of different people. Thanks to the Wachowskis rather brilliant blending of pop culture, Campbell, Jung, Christianity, and Buddhism, they're movies that can resonate with people on so many different levels. Just look at the various articles that've been written since 1999 interpreting the movies and you can see it. You could almost believe these people are seeing different films under the same name.

    The problem though, is that a finale, by its nature, must be conclusive. It has to have at least some answers to the big questions. And if (SPECULATING) for example, you were wanting to see a Taoist "balance" ending, and it turns out to be a western-style Good-triumphs-over-Evil, then you're going to be disappointed. Or if you consider the philosophical questions about Causality and Fate more important than the skeleton plot, if the movie is too action-heavy you're going to be irritated that it doesn't solve the philosophical quandaries. (or vice-versa in either situation, obviously)

    So, while I won't know for myself until about 4 this afternoon, I suspect the problem is not going to be one of Revolutions being a bad\disappointing movie, but that there is simply no way that the Wachowskis could wrap it up and provide a satisfactory conclusion to ALL the "movies" which the Matrix has become to its viewers.

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    1. Re:Just a thought by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      Arrrghhh... THEIR movies. (smacks himself)

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    2. Re:Just a thought by Syberghost · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thanks to the Wachowskis rather brilliant blending of pop culture, Campbell, Jung, Christianity, and Buddhism, they're movies that can resonate with people on so many different levels.

      Which of these two definitions of "brilliant" did you mean:

      2. (Print.) The smallest size of type used in England printing. [1913 Webster]

      3. A kind of cotton goods, figured on the weaving. [1913 Webster]

      Because I know you didn't mean the first definition for it.

    3. Re:Just a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.

      The conspiracy theorist in me says that "they" wanted a put a Republican into office who was so bad that there was a near-certain chance of a Democrat being elected in 2004. Then, with the Democratic platform of socialized healthcare, if it is passed, the transformation of the world into an oligarchy is nearing completion. With the western world tending towards socialism and high taxation, the power of the people who are really pulling the strings gets amplified immensely. Only the libertarian heritage of the US is standing in their way, and they want that dismantled.

    4. Re:Just a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure he means the following definition:

      2 a : STRIKING, DISTINCTIVE b : distinguished by unusual mental keenness or alertness

      Don't be a hater, fool. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean that you have to drag other people down to your lower intelligence level.

    5. Re:Just a thought by mdnornberg · · Score: 0

      Thanks to the Wachowskis rather brilliant blending of pop culture, Campbell, Jung, Christianity... Make that Gnosticism.

    6. Re:Just a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Figured on the Hugo Weaving?

    7. Re:Just a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had it up to my ears with people going on about how philosophical Matrix is. The movie has made me really hate the kind of pop philosophy it represents.

      COME ON PEOPLE! Plato's allegory of the cave is over 2000 years old and it isn't any kind of climax of western (and/or eastern) philosophy. Beyond just being unoriginal, the idea has been revisited by science fiction about thousand times. Adding of the cliche mythical elements such as the Oracle doesn't help either.

      And the connection with buddhism is really wavering to say the least. (Yes, buddhism says that reality is illusion, but it also says that the creator of the illusion is our own selves and that we can come out of that illusion by realizing the true nature of reality. (Zen tends to make this more complicated. I won't start lecturing here.))

    8. Re:Just a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      THEIR Movies?

      Whose movies? I don't get it...

    9. Re:Just a thought by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      Maybe his intelligence is high enough that he does not say things like "Don't be a hater, fool". And therefore understands things on a much higher level than you.

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    10. Re:Just a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to burst your bubble, but you WILL see the Taoist "balance" ending.

      And I'm of the oppinion that half the people here are complaining about that...

    11. Re:Just a thought by netnerd.caffinated · · Score: 1

      "Which of these two definitions of "brilliant" did you mean"

      Your not understanding the matrix philosophy here. Its important that you understand that the word 'brilliant', only the meaning behind the word...the word does not mean anything, except for the meaning associated with the word.

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    12. Re:Just a thought by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Damn right.

      It can philosophically resonate just enough for people to shell out $7-9. None of the films really dig into the issues they raise.

      Q: What is reality?
      A: I don't know but it means Keanu Reeves can fly.

      Q: What is the nature of personal freedom?
      A: It means we can have an elderly lady speak in riddles and not tell us what's going on

      Q: What is love?
      A: "Love" is a word that represents what is described by the word "love."

      We get hackneyed Wittgenstein, hackneyed neoplatonism, hackneyed buddhism, overused messianism...I mean, come on. I've had deeper conversations about philsophy while drunk on several vodka tonics, and I knew better than to try and base a film trilogy around those.

      Basically the whole series philosophical outlook is equivalent to those high-school freshman short stories that end "...and then I woke up. It was all a dream. Or was it?!?"

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  38. Re:The Meatrix by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    Flash version of "The Octopus"? (I think that's the correct term for the muck-raking book on meat-processing in the 30's?)

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  39. Post.... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Post a torrent and I'll post a review...

    After all, I need something to saturate my OC-3 ;-)

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  40. Thoughts by davydmadeley · · Score: 1

    Several local geek houses ended up at the first screening. There are mixed emotions about the film.

    Several people I know really didn't like it.
    Personally, I think it had some cute moments. Although it read like an anime.

    1. Re:Thoughts by wils0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Although it read like an anime.

      I should hope so, as it is literally live action anime, nothing more nothing less.

  41. They got half lucky the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For me, this whole Matrix thing began its slow descent once Keanu popped his spine plugs and the secret was revealed. Suspension of disbelief was easy to maintain when we didn't know what the fuck was going on. Once we got to the batteries part, the matrix just became a backdrop for all the Hollywood cliches like last-minute escapes and virtual fruit-cart tipping.

  42. Not worth seeing. by Dogun · · Score: 1

    Saw an advanced screening. Forget the second and third one ever existed. Your life will be better that way.

  43. Should have ended this way by Allaran · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad I didn't think of this, but I thought it deserved to be here on Slashdot in case you don't read everything: You mean it doesn't end with Keanu Reeves waking up, turning to Alex Winter and saying "Bill, I just had a most excellent dream!"? Shame.

    1. Re:Should have ended this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would have been so damn cool!!

      Ha! Best laugh all day!

    2. Re:Should have ended this way by pogle · · Score: 1

      Dude, I just choked on my pizza. That was hilarious.

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    3. Re:Should have ended this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      said Simon, UK on the BBC link's comments

    4. Re:Should have ended this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad this joke has been told many times before. See for yourself.

    5. Re:Should have ended this way by Khomar · · Score: 1

      You know, it seems to me from all that I have read that I would be far more entertained to read all of the fan speculations about the film instead of the film itself. It would certainly be a lot cheaper, and probably a lot more interesting too.

      In my mind, "The Matrix" is a standalone movie. Did they make any sequels?

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    6. Re:Should have ended this way by jafuser · · Score: 1

      Agent Smith awakes in a strange but fair land, surrounded by pointy-eared people and a really hot elf-daughter.

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  44. The critics don't have a really good track record by drblunt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Need I remind you folks that both Citizen Kane and It's a Wonderful Life were destroyed by the critics? (Citizen Kane's destruction had a wee bit to do with the fact that it was loosely based on William Randolph Hearst, who was a media magnate.)
    But, eh, WTF, if it sucks it sucks, they're still getting at least $5 outta me.>br> -Doc

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  45. I thought the media didn't like the original.. by js3 · · Score: 1

    having read the cnn and bbc review they seem to give the original matrix high marks. The impression I got at that time was that the original sucked (I liked it btw). I agree Matrix Reloaded wasn't as good when compared to the original. The whole thing looked like a music video but the crux was interesting. Neo is the 6th version of the anomaly. The core thingy where the humans lived has been destroyed numerous times already. They could have told an interesting story about the matrix with this but the movie was just one stupid and spectacular sfx after another as will probably be with revolution.

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  46. Re:The Meatrix by Jonsey · · Score: 1

    The Jungle -- Upton Sinclair.

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  47. Visually Impressive, Plot Lacking by Erik_Kahl · · Score: 1


    Eye candy galore. Battles of high enough complexity that give plenty to watch.

    Same old philosophy...no new ideas. Many interesting plot threads remain unresolved.

    Fun movie, but not what most were hoping for.

  48. Re:The Meatrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The evil rural communities who dare to make a living other then in walmart must be stopped!
    Don't they know that the house I bought down the street now smells like piss all year round? The bitch that sold it to me did not tell me that real farms smell bad when the wind changes!

    New York City Yentas who buy rural homes must unite to end this EVIL!!

  49. Just got back... by chuckw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just got back from the 6:00am showing of the movie and I was pretty impressed. Nothing was overdone like the big fight scene in Reloaded. There were some great twists and turns. The back channel plots were great and the end came together beautifully. It was also very academic in some respects, which probably explains why general audiences (read "unwashed masses") won't "get" it. You don't necessarily have to be glued to every word to understand what's going on, but it helps having seen the other two movies along with the Animatrix a few times. You should definitely not go into the movie expecting it to be a self contained story.

    In a lot ways, I understand the bad reviews. It's a lot like where Open Source was a few years ago. It was very hard at times to get people to understand the benefits of it. I am sure that in time people will see the message of this movie and that the trilogy will be a real classic.

    I definitely give it two thumbs up.

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    1. Re:Just got back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These "you dont understand it" excuses for reloaded and revolutions dont hold water. The movies got bad reviews because they were bad. Plain and simple. There is no high-thought philosophy in the movie to "understand". Its smoke and mirrors, and the audience can feel it even if they don't know it for sure. The first matrix had an intersting idea (is reality real), but the two sequels dont have an coherent idea in thier head.

    2. Re:Just got back... by nikhil_g · · Score: 1

      Just got back from the 6:00am showing of the movie and I was pretty impressed.
      You forgot your morning coffee!

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    3. Re:Just got back... by KirkH · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just got back from the 6:00am showing of the movie and I was pretty impressed.

      You probably fell asleep 20 minutes into it and dreamed a better movie. It's the only explanation.

    4. Re:Just got back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a lot like where Open Source was a few years ago.

      Worst. Analogy. Ever.

    5. Re:Just got back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I dont think you should have to watch the Animatrix or play Enter the Matrix to get the full story. Talk about good marketing, people are buying games , dvds , comics to get more story filled in. You understand it better because you buy and watch the extra stuff, it doesnt mean your smarter, it means your stupid for falling into WB's marketing scheme.

    6. Re:Just got back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "...It was also very academic in some respects, which probably explains why general audiences (read 'unwashed masses') won't 'get' it..."
      Like the ludicrous premise of the first movie where humans are used as power sources? Fusion my ass. I could watch the Matrix as a fantasy/action movie, but with a foundation that silly it's embarrassing as a piece of science fiction. Haven't bothered with the first sequel, or the second; I don't want to reward Hollywood for stupidity.

      Tron didn't qualify as hard science fiction, but at least nobody was taking it seriously.

      If by failing to demand science in science fiction I'm one of the "unwashed", I think I'll skip the movie ticket and just buy an extra bar of soap.
    7. Re:Just got back... by cyberlemoor · · Score: 1

      It was also very academic in some respects, which probably explains why general audiences (read "unwashed masses") won't "get" it.

      I really have a hard time believing that babbling men with French accents and strange pseudo-intellectualism makes for an "academic" trilogy. The fact that people who have "seen the other two movies along with the Animatrix a few times" can find (or perhaps invent) some sort of spiritual message is not proof that these movies are deep.

      A good movie gets better when you watch it again, and often provides new insight as you study it. But if all that people who are not already Matrix devotees can see is a bunch of mindless, confusing, meaningless rhetoric, then I would hesitate to call it "academic."

    8. Re:Just got back... by SkiItIfYouCan · · Score: 1

      Wow! The emperors new clothes are quite fetching. Wouldn't you agree?

    9. Re:Just got back... by ChuckleBug · · Score: 1

      It was also very academic in some respects, which probably explains why general audiences (read "unwashed masses") won't "get" it

      Yeesh. Get over yourself.

      [...]but it helps having seen the other two movies along with the Animatrix a few times.

      People who do this usually don't "get" much sex.

    10. Re:Just got back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thankfully some one that was expecting to think while watching the moive instead of having everything spoon feed to the view while they receive oral sex

    11. Re:Just got back... by Soothh · · Score: 1

      2 thumbs up? up an ass? did you see the same movie we all saw? it doesnt seem that way. They could have so easily taken the direction that StarGate took, and made a series out of it (SG1 isnt fantastic, but its allright) but no,kill off the key characters, they piss the planet off, will the jackass brothers ever work in hollywood again? id be surprised.
      The only thing they could do now, is really show the religious tones and bring neo back from the dead. the good point being to really piss off egypt. what a screwed up movie!
      If you keep your expectations VERY low, you might come out of the theatre mildly ill, rather than all out pissed off.

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    12. Re:Just got back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chuck - about time somebody gave a good review.

      Why can't people just watch a movie and say "hey, that was a good movie"

      I found it honestly a really entertaining watch that answered alot of questions quickly and painlessly and concentrated on the real focus of the reloaded / revolutions theme - smith / neo.

      did you guys really expect that reloaded/revolutions would harp on and on about how there the world is a virtual environment? sure it'd be nice to know if the machines use ipv6 because there were just too many humans to fit into v4 address space? it wasn't necessary.

      I know i went to see a story, and that it was, a good entertaining story.

      perhaps its just the popular thing to say "revolutions stinks" and if you've convinced yourself it sucks, well theres a great movie you guys missed.

    13. Re:Just got back... by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      So true, so true....

      I REALLY liked the first matrix. it once the only film i left just to watch it again the next day.
      It was a great action film, and it had even a bit of philosophy in it. A BIT. Some nice stuff about what is real, ect, but nothing groundbreaking.
      And than all the idots start running around claiming it to be something like nietsche:the motion picture. bah.

      IMHO, those who claim they understand the "deepness" of the trilogy are those who never before thought about any of the big questions matrix touches, and now think because they got some insight that they are smarter than the rest.

      (and if you tell them: yes, when i was ten i ofter poundered about the fact if a dream could be so real that you think it's reality, and wheather reality may be just a dream, they say: that isnt the same, im still smarter :) )

      A good friend of mine is now watching it, and she is a REALLY big Matrix and esp, reeves fan. She likes reloaded, but even she would agree that the first was better. If she thinks this one is as good as the second, ill see it, if worse, i wont.

      (btw: in response to another post by an idiot: Any gramatical and/or spelling errors (i estimate about 5-10 in this post), are not the result of me being a member of the "unwashed masses", but of the fact that my english is a bit rusty and its already late at night)

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    14. Re:Just got back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that your post got a score of 5 (Interesting). Finding someone who thought this movie was better than crap is truly interesting.

    15. Re:Just got back... by JeremyALogan · · Score: 0

      that's pretty funny. I guess I'm one of your "unwashed." once the movie was over and the credits had rolled I was fully expecting to see "the brothers" pop on screen and offer their appologies. guess I'm dumb.

    16. Re:Just got back... by apetime · · Score: 1
      You know that dull pain you are feeling in the back of your head right now? That is denial. That ringing in your ears is your mind screaming at you to wake up and see Revolutions for what it is.

      I am the king of denial. If I walk into a movie wanting to like it, I will find a way to like it I first thought Phantom Menace was ok, Attack of the Clones was entertaining, and Reloaded was a brilliant set up for a conclusion. But Revolutions was bad beyond bad. The first half dragged, but so did Reloaded so I expected something better to come up. But NO! All I got for my waiting was a lot of screaming pilots in big robot things, and a ripoff of dragonball z. I half expected Neo's hair to turn gold and Smith to sprout a tail. I really wanted to like Revolutions, and I used to believe that there was no limit to the power of self-deception. Revolutions shattered that comfortable illusion.

    17. Re:Just got back... by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      Yes. It may well have been a 'great movie', in the style somewhat of Independence Day -

      but I've seen it before.

      The last movie is a confused collage of (what people like to call) nods to various other movies. The Brave Old Fighter bit from Independence Day, ALIENS - it even 'nodded' to The X-Files at one point. The finale is pretty much out of a Red Dwarf episode. And you can quite clearly hear Obi-Wan Kenobi murmering 'Use the force, Luke', somewhere back near the end of the movie.

      I'm aware that it is difficult to create truly original scifi movies. I'm also aware that ideas are often consciously repeated in anime.. but this, they should have called 'Matrix Re-hashed'.

      Oh, I suppose it wasn't bad. It just wasn't objectively very good. Each source from which it borrows was fundamentally better in its own right, particularly the Red Dwarf episode. Finally, it fell into the 'Alien 3' school of bad storytelling and gratuitous termination of characters... oh well.

    18. Re:Just got back... by rthille · · Score: 1

      Hey, I saw all the Matrix movies, and the anamatrix with my wife. She liked them all as much as I did. The 2nd and 3rd could never be as good as the 1st, because despite the humans==batteries gaff, it was _new_ and unexpected. And despite the fact that we're married, we do seem to "get" sex :-)

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  50. [SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by anany01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am a real Matrix fan. I couldn't sleep at all last night, knowing I was going to watch Revolutions at 9AM today. However, I felt it was a disappointing failure for several reasons:

    1. Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.
    2. The scene with the machines entering the outer hull of Zion was drawn out needlessly, as it contained no switching between the fight at Zion and Neo's plight (think: middle/end of ROTJ)
    3. The fight scene with Smith/Baines and Neo in the Logos was completely extraneous.
    4. Neo's death in the end leaves the humans without a powerful weapon against the machines if they were to decide to attack the humans again. Contrast this with Star Wars and LotR, where the playing field is leveled at the end, or slightly in favor of the protagonists.
    5. Keanu Reeves performance was subpar, even for him. In the climactic battle with Smith at the end, he looked drugged and was not convincing as the leader of the free world. He had no fire, and it was the machines and the Oracle that actually spurred him on to defeat Smith (esp. the machines, as they revived him after being consumed by Smith).
    6. In the beginning, he was trapped in the train station for no conceivable reason but to lengthen the movie. It served no purpose, benefitted the movie naught and did not lead to any great discoveries that were used later in the film. Likewise, how we could be jacked in without being jacked in was never satisfactorily addressed.

    If you are a Matrix fan, I urge you to watch this movie with the blinders off and see for yourself what a bad job the Wachowski bros. did with this, what could have been the end of the best sci-fi movie trilogy in history.

    1. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet more spoilers in this post, beware!!

      I actually rather liked the movie, but this is possibly because I read a lot of things into it that were arguably more my own creations than the Wachowski Bros. Here's my take on your objections:

      1. In the first movie, Trinity's love for Neo revives him from death. In the second, his love for her causes him to risk the annihilation of humanity to save her. Both of these are admirable, but ultimately selfish. It pleased me to see Neo save humanity for the sake of humanity, rather than give up when he lost his former source of inspiration. It showed he was made of more than standard romantic action hero stuff.
      2. I agree that this stuff was long, and I was wondering where Neo had gotten to as well... it seemed the point was to cause us to identify more with the other humans, because the fate of the heros was uncertain or negative at the end.
      3. I disagree that it was extraneous. This fight ended with Neo being blinded, and that forced him to use his "second sight" instead. He finally had the tool he needed to get to his goal.
      4. You're right, in that the fate of humanity remains at the mercy of the machines. But Neo himself was an ineffective tool against sufficient numbers of machines, so it would have been anyway. My take? Most of the machines seem honorable, or humanity would have been squished at the end regardless. The uncertainty of the future was part of the Point, in my view.
      5. Well, I'm with you on this one :) Neo's character seems easily manipulated, if you know how to pull his strings. The Oracle, Morpheus, Trinity, and (we hope) fate had his reins ever since he first met the Oracle. And Keanu Reeves fails to inspire me with his heroism... I'm continually disappointed when Agent Smith makes some witty comment and Keanu responds with "Quiet you, let's fight some more!!"
      6. I think the point of the train station was to introduce the father of the little girl, and show through him that the machines are capable of human emotion and understanding and thus are peers, though of a fundamentally different nature. It introduces the possiblity of peace between the two "species." That, and to show another fight scene, and to let Trinity say her line about her committment to Neo.

      *shrugs* I'm by no means a die-hard fan. There were no new philosophical points in the films, the plot(s) were at worst mimicking other films and at best barely escaped predictability. The effects of the first film were groundbreaking, of course, and the second two were pretty as well... but that doesn't make a film, in my book :)

      I suppose the three films entertained me enough to be worth the price of admission. They presented some interesting situations, and anyone who reads this is proof that they cause at least interest, and often strong emotional responses, in many of their viewers.

      Overall, I'd give the movie four stars out of five.

    2. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Request for the future. I know you said SPOILERS in the title, but I missed that until I had already read the first spoiler, which I really didn't want to know. You might want to put it at the top of the body of the message too next time for people who foolishly just skim the articles like me.

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    3. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you serious? Trinity dies?

    4. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPOILERS! DO NOT READ until you have seen the movie!

      1. Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.

      If it wasn't for Trinity, Bane would have killed Neo. If it wasn't for Trinity, Neo wouldn't have got to the machinecity because he lost his eyes in the fight with Bane.

      Meaningful enough?

      2. The scene with the machines entering the outer hull of Zion was drawn out needlessly, as it contained no switching between the fight at Zion and Neo's plight (think: middle/end of ROTJ)

      I tought that was the most exciting part of the movie (appart from the last Neo vs. Smith fight). I think I forgot to breath during the entire scene. Didn't look long to me at all...

      3. The fight scene with Smith/Baines and Neo in the Logos was completely extraneous.

      Why? I fitted nicely in the story (Smith growing to powerful and thus being able to get outside the matrix).

      4. Neo's death in the end leaves the humans without a powerful weapon against the machines if they were to decide to attack the humans again. Contrast this with Star Wars and LotR, where the playing field is leveled at the end, or slightly in favor of the protagonists.

      I didn't see those movies, but did you really want an ending that was just like those two? No doubt there would be much complaining...

      Besides, it is never said that Neo dies. The Oracle even says she thinks they might see him again.

      They leave room for interpretation here. Maybe Neo was killed, maybe the machines put him back inside the Matrix, erasing his memory, to keep him handy when another "Smith" arises. Who knows...

      5. Keanu Reeves performance was subpar, even for him. In the climactic battle with Smith at the end, he looked drugged and was not convincing as the leader of the free world. He had no fire, and it was the machines and the Oracle that actually spurred him on to defeat Smith (esp. the machines, as they revived him after being consumed by Smith).

      He probably was drugged, I beleive it was him saying "drugs help me perform"...

      I don't think Reeves is much of an actor, but he is good for the role of Neo. It requires a flat type of acting. It didn't bother me because that's what he allways has been...

      6. In the beginning, he was trapped in the train station for no conceivable reason but to lengthen the movie. It served no purpose, benefitted the movie naught and did not lead to any great discoveries that were used later in the film. Likewise, how we could be jacked in without being jacked in was never satisfactorily addressed.

      It did serve 2 purposes: being a cliffhanger for the previous movie, and being able to explain how Smith got out of the matrix. Since there is a physical way between the two worlds he must have found a way to enter it.

      I tought the movie was great, and I think most of the criticism is a lot of bullshit. It's different than the first two, I like that. The first one was groundbraking, Reloaded was a bit like the first one but had some new things (burly brawl, freeway scene, ...), Revolutions was totally different. If you can't cope with the fact that the movie didn't turn out the way you think it should have, that's your problem...

    5. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and so does Data. And Darth Vader is Luke's father!

    6. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Maple+Leafs · · Score: 1

      1. Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.

      No, she dies so that they don't have to waste time dealing with her reaction to Neo dying. See? Now it makes sense!

    7. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Geno+Z+Heinlein · · Score: 2, Insightful
      1. Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.

      Neo had to let himself be taken over by Smith in the final fight in order to defeat Smith. Trinity had to die, or Neo would never surrender himself. He was willing to risk the future of the entire human species to save her. He would survive to go back to her no matter what. The Oracle surrendered to Smith in order let Neo know -- at precisely the right moment -- "Everything that has a beginning has an end." Neo had to come to some kind of end. B5 fans will remember that "The only way out is to surrender to tock."

      4. Neo's death in the end...

      Neo isn't dead.

      Check the dates on the call traces in the first movie. Matrix is in early 1998. Reloaded is six months later, Revolutions comes minutes to hours after Reloaded. But 13 months after Revolutions, Neo is in the phone booth telling someone:
      "I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us, you're afraid of change. I don't know the future, I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how this is going to begin.

      I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls and boundaries, a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."
      I thought perhaps Revolutions would end inconclusively with respect to the war, and that Neo was talking to the Agents, or the Architect. Now, who knows? Is this an old enemy or a new one? Did the Architect change his mind? Is/are Smith still out there somewhere? Do the Agents continue fighting the humans? Are there humans who don't want other humans to be free of the Matrix?

      Who is Neo talking to?
    8. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well wtf are you doing reading the matrix thread if you are worried about spoilers??

      dumbass

    9. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Naievity?

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    10. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.
      I forget the exact quote, but ``the point of life is to die". Had you noticed that most deaths aren't "meaningful"? That, in fact, they SUCK?
      The scene with the machines entering the outer hull of Zion was drawn out needlessly, as it contained no switching between the fight at Zion and Neo's plight (think: middle/end of ROTJ)
      Two words. So what? The fact that it didn't switch made it needlessly drawn out? How about the sheer, overwhelming endlessness and hopelessness of fighting a never-ending horde? Worked for me.
      The fight scene with Smith/Baines and Neo in the Logos was completely extraneous.
      Nonsense. It left Neo blind, which (to run with these stupid Star Wars metaphors) left him open to see through the Force. It taught Neo things, as well.
      Neo's death in the end leaves the humans without a powerful weapon against the machines if they were to decide to attack the humans again. Contrast this with Star Wars and LotR, where the playing field is leveled at the end, or slightly in favor of the protagonists.
      Unless he comes back, Gandalf-like. Plus, we don't know that he's dead (although I "believe" he is).
      Keanu Reeves performance was subpar, even for him. In the climactic battle with Smith at the end, he looked drugged and was not convincing as the leader of the free world. He had no fire, and it was the machines and the Oracle that actually spurred him on to defeat Smith (esp. the machines, as they revived him after being consumed by Smith).
      Shrug. I think he was supposed to appear weak. It was inevitable, and helped him realize the way to victory was... to give in.
      I can think of at least three answers to your final complaint, but anyone who was paying attention rather than being all pissed off because it wasn't the movie they wanted to make should be able to come up with at least one of their own.

      Did I think it was a great movie? No. But neither was it the pile of fetid garbage you seem to think it was. Still better than average for Hollywood.

    11. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No to mention "TRINETEY DEIESSSS D00D!!!!!!111" has been all over even the non-Matrix Slashdot posts for months.

    12. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by mr.+marbles · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually I thought it was a very complete ending. Here's why:

      1. Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.

      Trinity's death is essential in helping Neo let go in the end of the battle with Smith. Neo saw death up close and personal, he lost the only thing he was living for, he realized that "everything that has a beginning has an end". Neo realized something at the end of this battle with Smith, I don't know what it is, still trying to absorb it all, but it helped him make up his decision to let go of his life.

      2. The scene with the machines entering the outer hull of Zion was drawn out needlessly, as it contained no switching between the fight at Zion and Neo's plight (think: middle/end of ROTJ)

      Agreed. However there is a pattern in each movie of actions sequences from different genres of video games. In this movie the defense of the hull was a reflection of mecha type games. The ship racing home was a reflection of space race games.

      3. The fight scene with Smith/Baines and Neo in the Logos was completely extraneous.

      This part was a plot filler scene. Neo had to understand that Smith was out of control and what he was after.

      4. Neo's death in the end leaves the humans without a powerful weapon against the machines if they were to decide to attack the humans again. Contrast this with Star Wars and LotR, where the playing field is leveled at the end, or slightly in favor of the protagonists.

      At the end of the movie the oracle talks about how she believes the peace can last only for as long as they can keep it. The end of this war is an end to a cycle of death and rebirth. The struggle bettween control and choice will continue between machines and humans, and within life. Neo is supposed to show the way to live without the struggle.

      5. Keanu Reeves performance was subpar, even for him. In the climactic battle with Smith at the end, he looked drugged and was not convincing as the leader of the free world. He had no fire, and it was the machines and the Oracle that actually spurred him on to defeat Smith (esp. the machines, as they revived him after being consumed by Smith).

      Agreed. This was a diffcult role to play and Reeves did not fully pull it off.

      6. In the beginning, he was trapped in the train station for no conceivable reason but to lengthen the movie. It served no purpose, benefitted the movie naught and did not lead to any great discoveries that were used later in the film. Likewise, how we could be jacked in without being jacked in was never satisfactorily addressed.

      Here's the interesting part about the movie. Neo meets a program family in the trainstation. The contrast is between Smith who is a Nilhist, and the indian program who even though he realizes that what people treasure are constructs they create, still chooses to embrace those constructs. Remember Smith says "only humans can create something as insipid as love", yet in the begining of the movie there's is a program who loves his daughter. The program realizes that "love", and "karma", are human created constructs, just like "beauty" which trinity sees when the ship is beyond the clouds. The contrast between Smith and this program is the key to the question of the purpose.

      In the end I think that this was a very ambitious movie in attempting to raise the bar to certain questions. I'm not entirely sure they pulled it off. Non the less I find the philosophy interesting.

    13. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by I!heartU · · Score: 1

      1) Trinity dies - Neo can sacrifice himself.
      2) The scene was long, almost to long - almost YMMV
      3) It showed Neo that Smith wasn't limited to a computer
      4) The machines still need humans for power. Remember not all humans wanted to leave the matrix.
      5) Neo is one half of a balanced equation. Smith is the other, what do you get when you simplify 6=6
      6) There was a reason, you got to see program offspring and how/where that offspring had to go to live. Yes they didn't explain the halfway point, but I don't think they knew; I was amused at how they handled it. "Your not supposed to be here." "Yeah thats weird how did I get here?" "Dunno, lets just deal with it."

    14. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by kilogram · · Score: 1

      5. Keanu Reeves performance was subpar, even for him. In the climactic battle with Smith at the end, he looked drugged and was not convincing as the leader of the free world. He had no fire, and it was the machines and the Oracle that actually spurred him on to defeat Smith (esp. the machines, as they revived him after being consumed by Smith).

      I agree to everything you said, except this. I myself just got back from viewing it; he had no reason to have a "fire" driving him through this. He had just lost Trinity, and was to sad to be hateful nor especially intent on killing Smith.

      But, overall, I agree with most of the others here; this is the worst of the 3 movies. The Matrix was brilliant, Matrix Reloaded was not as great as the original, while Matrix Revolutions was downright disappointing.

    15. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by JFMulder · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think I've read somewhere that the Wachovsky brothers said that they wanted people to just forget about the last scene with Neo in the first movie as it would break continuity. Maybe that's it...

    16. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by j3110 · · Score: 1

      I think you just need to watch it again to catch the philisophy, like what is actually the meaning of love? Why can programs feel it?

      As for Trinity dieing, there is no other way he would do what he had to do at the end knowing she was still out there. The machine's didn't bring him back to life. Just think about what the oracle says about Smith's relation to Neo and the first movie seen where he infects Smith.

      I think most of the people that watched the show and gave it a bad review just haven't had time to put the three movies together. I personally can't wait to get some DVD's and watch them all together to help catch the missing details instead of complaining that scenes were not relavent. Just like the first movie, I think I've experienced some kind of mental overload from all thats going on. I don't really get the movie yet, but I think having a Matrix day would probably clear it up. I'ld rather have a hard time understanding a movie (like kubric films) than have the film be entirely superficial (like any of the new Star Wars movies).

      Anyhow, I expected I would have to see it a few times before I put the entire story together, and it always helps to watch it again from the very beginning. Anyone remember the copper top joke from Matrix 1, or the confusion from the phone booth scene?

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    17. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by mnmlst · · Score: 1
      1. Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.

      See other posts. Trinity's death frees Neo to serve his purpose.

      2. The scene with the machines entering the outer hull of Zion was drawn out needlessly, as it contained no switching between the fight at Zion and Neo's plight (think: middle/end of ROTJ)

      The fight for the Zion Dock was extremely predictable, I thought, but much of this movie as a whole was rather predictable. Once I concluded that Zion would survive the simplistic attack from the Sentinels and that the real struggle would be Neo's, I was ready to move on. This did not necessarily hurt the scene for other viewers however. In fact, this whole thing is just a gigantic scale rehash of the climax of the original Matrix where the Sentinels are trying to destroy the Nebuchanezzer while Neo is battling the three agents in room 303.

      3. The fight scene with Smith/Baines and Neo in the Logos was completely extraneous.

      Hardly. Neo's loss of eyesight was shocking after watching him survive innumerable ammo crates of hot lead up to this point. The worst injury I think he had exhibited was coughing up some blood. Then whamo!, he's blind. Wow. It began setting up the following scenes in which there would really be finality brought to this trilogy.

      4. Neo's death in the end leaves the humans without a powerful weapon against the machines if they were to decide to attack the humans again. Contrast this with Star Wars and LotR, where the playing field is leveled at the end, or slightly in favor of the protagonists.

      Neo's not dead, for heaven's sake. We even see him pulling away from the camera on that Wachowski version of a pickup truck through Neo's own red-tinged "sight". It is only through Neo's "eyes" that we saw the world in that way in this movie. This post reminds me of the goofy ones after Reloaded that said Zion had been destroyed. Like the title of the song that began rolling the credits in the first Matrix; Wake Up!

      5. Keanu Reeves performance was subpar, even for him. In the climactic battle with Smith at the end, he looked drugged and was not convincing as the leader of the free world. He had no fire, and it was the machines and the Oracle that actually spurred him on to defeat Smith (esp. the machines, as they revived him after being consumed by Smith).

      Umm, Keanu HAS been drugged a time or two. You're totally missing the points of that scene. Everything has a purpose. The purpose of a virus (Smith) is simply to spread. "Humans are a virus that consumes everything and then must move on." Once Smith spreads to his last bit of opposition, his purpose has been fufilled and the virus collapses. Neo's purpose is to continue to exhibit freewill. Smith had no freewill but could only go on annihilating everything around him until it was gone. Once the virus collapsed, all the beings simply returned to their previous state, like a community returning to health. On the other hand, Neo's purpose can never be exhausted as long as there are choices to be made.

      6. In the beginning, he was trapped in the train station for no conceivable reason but to lengthen the movie. It served no purpose, benefitted the movie naught and did not lead to any great discoveries that were used later in the film. Likewise, how we could be jacked in without being jacked in was never satisfactorily addressed.

      The train station conversation with the Indian family served the very important purpose of showing one of the overriding themes of the trilogy; that Man and Machine need one another. Neo sees machines that are embracing elements of humanity. How the heck were we supposed to get this message otherwise, while Neo was dangling from a helicopter skid and dodging bullets? The quiet, antiseptic get-together was reminiscent of Neo's meeting with the Architect in Reloaded or Neo's conversation with that Minister-guy about Zion's water purification system in Reloaded. As for Neo being j

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    18. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Eluding+Reality · · Score: 1

      1. If Trinity did not die, Neo would never have given up the fight and allowed Smith to win, he might not even have been willing to make the deal with the machines

      3. That was necessary for Neo to lose his sight and gain his new vision of the machines in the real world, yes he had this before, but think about it, if you lose one sense, others become more focused. Also it showed Neo that Smith had found a way into the real world and therefore once he was done with the matrix he would set his sights on the real world, so he had to be stopped now

      4. Neo was not dead, when you saw him on the back of the ship/machine taking him away, he was the brightest light in the shot, that surely means he is still alive

      5. It wasn't that he gave up, think of Neo as containing the code of the one, as the architect put it in reloaded, Neo realised that to destroy Smith, his code had to become one with Smith, much in the same way in fact that the powerful smith was created from the Ones code joining with original smiths code

      6. The One is far more integrated into the machine world than we had previously been led to believe. It is another part of the system of control. Neos powers were seen to grow and eveolve, hence the reason that the matrix required the one to be found after 100 years, after that time the one would discover new powers and be able to defeat the machines. Obviously the one is supposed to be re-integrated before any of this can happen. If any of the previous ones had not been reintegrated, they would have had the power and ended the war, but this time the factor that changed everything was Smith so everything had to happen differently

      Admittedly Reloaded/revolutions are not what I originally expected but I have enjoyed them both greatly and am extremly happy that they were made

    19. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --There's just no responding to this kind of thick-headedness. Try seeing all 3 movies again and see if you can buy a clue.

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    20. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking the reason Neo's powers extended to the 'real' world, and the reason Smith was able to take over a body in the real world, is that the software programs that were Neo and Smith were successfully ported to run on the hardware available, i.e., the human nervous system and whatever additional components are included in all the little knobs, plugs, and metal things implanted in those bodies.

      In addition, you must remember that at no point do the humans ever hardline directly to the matrix. They hardline to their ship's system, which then connects to the matrix with a wirelss signal. This is the whole point of achieving "broadcast depth."

      Neo has just become aware that he can connect the body he's inhabiting in the same way the ship connects, like WiFi. You'll notice that at no point in the movie are Neo's powers used except when at broadcast depth, and the only things that show up in Neo's vision after his eyes are destroyed are the electronic entities, which exist as nodes in the information grid which Neo can now access directly.

      He can't see trinity, but he can see the program Smith, which would definitely have a presence on the network, and he can see all the machines, which would have to be somehow connected so as to receive directives. You'll remember the sentinels used wireless access, the little dishes pointing back up to the surface of the earth?

      So how do these things get destroyed? Neo's power is not a true physical power, it's an information control power. Just as he's able to receive the information, he is also able to feed it back in. He does not only have control in the Matrix, but he is able to port to all the connected information grids, including the machines; in fact, the whole reason the machines are worried about Smith is because they know he poses a threat to their own information grid. Is it too much to extrapolate from that that Neo has a comparable power? The attacks Neo makes in the real world, then, are the direct result of sending, say, self destruct or off instructions through the communication grid.

      It all fits together. I never again want to hear that Neo's real world powers don't make sense.

    21. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by kyletinsley · · Score: 1

      Suggestion for the future: Don't read Slashdot comment reviews of a movie that you really don't want to know spoilers about.

      There are people who post here regularly who have made it their sole purpose in life to sneak in links to goatse.cx whenever possible. You're trusting this same class of people to give you ample notification before they give away spoilers for a movie??

      In that case, I have some investment opportunities you might be interested in...

    22. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      1. No, not meaningful enough. She dies. How does Neo react? Does he get BETTER revenge? Does he act angrier at Smith or the machines? Does he weep?

      4. Neo looked pretty dead to me ( I hope not). They carted him out.

      Personally, I loved part 1. Part 2, I was a fan of (sans the philosophy lecture), burly brawl and freeway. I don't think a lot of people were interested in Zion.

    23. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by bboyers · · Score: 1

      The parent post has some good points. To make Neo's connection to the Matrix via remote connection possible we can look at evolution as being the reason. The effect of generations of humans being jacked into the system, the human biology evolving to the point to actually send/receive radio waves. To the others around Neo, he may seems like a God, but it just evolution adapting to the environment.

    24. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My responses are my take on this movie and not meant as a final word

      1. Trinity dies for no reason, as they don't use her death in any meaningful way.
      Death was not a choice Neo would have understood without the death of Trinity. He would have fought on until he, and Zion, had fallen.

      2. The scene with the machines entering the outer hull of Zion was drawn out needlessly, as it contained no switching between the fight at Zion and Neo's plight.
      Sounds like a personal preference. I rather enjoyed the uninterrupted Zion battle scene.

      3. The fight scene with Smith/Baines and Neo in the Logos was completely extraneous.
      He had to lose his sight in order to "see". He had been relying on his human perceptions and needed to transcend those so he'd make the choice he didn't see.

      4. Neo's death in the end leaves the humans without a powerful weapon against the machines if they were to decide to attack the humans again. Contrast this with Star Wars and LotR, where the playing field is leveled at the end, or slightly in favor of the protagonists.
      I knew this would be one of the points which would cause much dissatisfaction. Accept this, the machines have the power. The humans in Zion were never, and will never, be a threat to the machines. The humans have nothing to offer the machines (The Merv even says this). The machines accepted the deal for peace with Zion from Neo because he had something they wanted. A solution to the machines TRUE threat ... the Smith virus.

      5. Keanu Reeves performance was subpar, even for him. In the climactic battle with Smith at the end, he looked drugged and was not convincing as the leader of the free world. He had no fire, and it was the machines and the Oracle that actually spurred him on to defeat Smith (esp. the machines, as they revived him after being consumed by Smith).
      What movie did you watch?!? Neo was NEVER the Leader of the Free World. One, the TRUE Leadership of Zion were torn over whether Neo was their Savior or a crazy person. Two, there's no freakin' free world, just one city which becomes free AFTER Neo dies.

      The machines didn't "revive" him. He accepted he had to die in order to eliminate the Smith Virus. He allowed Smith to assimilate him, so the machines could send a deadly "current" staight into Smith, thus destroying Smith AND Neo.

      Which brings me to my last point, which you seem to be avoiding. NEO DIED! He won for Zion and the machines, but he died.

    25. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by finalfantasydog · · Score: 1

      Is anyone else one of thoese diehard fans that is just sitting to yourself right now and going: Now wait a darn second here, before you go all-outbashing Remember there is more to the story, all will be explained in MATRIX ONLINE coming out next year, just wait you'll see what a good build-up this has all been!

    26. Re:[SPOILERS] a disappointing failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. No, not meaningful enough. She dies. How does Neo react? Does he get BETTER revenge? Does he act angrier at Smith or the machines? Does he weep?

      Why does nobody get the importance of her death? Its simple when you think about it. He obviously wasn't going to be willing to sacrifice himself if he knows his old lady is out there waiting for him in the real world. He already chose her over all of humanity once and there's no reason to think he wouldn't do it again.

      With her dead, its not so hard for him to let go.

  51. There some little spoilers in the first review by Seekerofknowledge · · Score: 1

    so watch out!!

    I don't know about anybody else, but I don't want to know ANYTHING at all yet. Not even a hint.

    1. Re:There some little spoilers in the first review by ravydavygravy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Agent Smith is Neos Father... enough said...

    2. Re:There some little spoilers in the first review by lobsterGun · · Score: 2, Funny

      The big secret is that itturns out that there IS a spoon!

    3. Re:There some little spoilers in the first review by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Agent Smith is Neos Father... enough said...

      But that means Neo and Trinit-eeeewwww!

    4. Re:There some little spoilers in the first review by haggar · · Score: 1

      Now, I don't want to spoil it for those that didn't see the movie.... but if you think about Reloaded and then about some of the things in Revolutions, it does, indeed, turn out that there IS a spoon! I don't mean this as a joke - go see the movie with your brain turned on and openminded.

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  52. Re:Spoiler Alert!!! by uradu · · Score: 3, Funny

    > and Trinity is really a man.

    And his name is Chad.

  53. This one was a disappointment.... by u2fan00 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wow. I saw the 7:00 AM show in Salt Lake City, UT. I have to say I was pretty disappointed. I mean, the CGI/effects were incredible, and the battle in Zion was really well done. But the philosophical mumbo-jumbo did not really come together very well. I think they should have wrapped it up better. They really did not answer any of the questions, or explain how anything could have happened. They relied on the idea of choice. So I have a choice to watch it, enjoy it, or watch it and be disappointed. For now, I chose to be disappointed. But go see it for the effects, those are incredible!

    1. Re:This one was a disappointment.... by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

      Wow. I saw the 7:00 AM show in Salt Lake City, UT.

      You should be beaten with thick branches.

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  54. Re:Spoiler Alert!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We knew that Trinity was really a man since the first movie. Remember the bar scene?

  55. Action = okay by KUNGwill · · Score: 1

    I'm a big action movie fan, and Revolutions was kinda a letdown from that standpoint. The final fight between Neo and Smith was pretty cool, but nothing really blew me away like the car chase in Reloaded. That final fight did get me really pumped about the new Superman movie. I can't wait to see Superman flying around like Neo.

  56. I just saw it by Omegium · · Score: 1

    Not as good as the first one, not nearly. The action was average, some nifty scenes but nothing special. The story is better than part two, it tries to clean up a bit of the mess that part made. Plot holes are still all over the place, but so they were in part one.

  57. I wouldn't be surprised by GreenHell · · Score: 1

    Before reading this: I haven't seen it and I don't plan on seeing it -- in my opinion the original was an above-average action flick which didn't need a sequel.

    Given that, I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't any good, and it's got nothing to do with the fact that Reloaded got mediocre reviews. For me the alarm bells started ringing the moment I heard they were releasing it simeoultaneously.

    Yes, I know what the official reasons are for doing that, but, no matter what the studios say, whenever I hear anything gimmicky about a film's release I can't help but wonder if there's a reason.

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  58. hitchcock's horror by yurigoul · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hitchcock would have loved the first one because of the clear cut way they told the story and used suspense to tell it.

    'No officer, your men are allready dead' and after that you get the fight. It is a classic example of creating suspense like Hitchcock used it, but faster.

    But Hitchcock would have hated the sequels. The story has no starting point, instead it follows the Hollywood formula of all sequels: just let the same events happen in roughly the same order (Trinity opens with a fight and someone dies and is resurected). It is like they forgot how to deliver a complex story to an audience. Instead it became a vehicle for stunning special effects. And that is something that continues in the third episode with for instance the use of rain. There is no better way to show your quality as a CG master than with the use of rain isn't there?

    No. this one has 'hire me' signs all over it. Just like the second one. They did not start a new CG company for nothing. This is just a big trailer sponsored by those visiting the cinema and buying the DVD.

    The should have started part two with an introduction on the use of keys and being a program. Just like they did in number one with the use of special forces.

  59. Neo does not touch guns in Reloaded by civilengineer · · Score: 1

    Is this mere coincidence or something deliberate by the directors? Does he use guns in Revolutions?

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    1. Re:Neo does not touch guns in Reloaded by tuffy · · Score: 1
      Is this mere coincidence or something deliberate by the directors?

      If he had used guns to shoot the French Guy's gang of kung-fu henchmen, the directors could've cut what seemed like a half hour of fight scene. My guess is that the directors needed to pad out the film.

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      Ita erat quando hic adveni.

    2. Re:Neo does not touch guns in Reloaded by ChrisZuma · · Score: 0

      Whoa, I hadn't even noticed that before you brought it up, although i did think that there was excessive use of kung-fu, like that stupid chinese guy. he should have just asked! I figure they wanted to make the movie longer as he said, as well as show off keanu's new martial arts skills.

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  60. Re:The critics don't have a really good track reco by tuffy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Need I remind you folks that both Citizen Kane and It's a Wonderful Life were destroyed by the critics?

    The critics hated "Citizen Kane", "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Star Wars" at the time.

    But the critics also hated "Gigli", "The Real Cancun" and "From Justin to Kelly".

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    Ita erat quando hic adveni.

  61. i hope it ends by krist0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    with ted waking up,

    "whoa, that was a most excellent dream"

    *guitar solo*

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    all you are, is all you are, i'm so sorry for you.
    1. Re:i hope it ends by DGtlRift · · Score: 0

      Dude, in Scarey Movie 3 they had like George Carlin (the dude was Rufus in Bill & Ted's totally bogus and totally excellent adventure) play the Architect dude... I was totally waiting for Alex Winter (Bill) to drop into the Architect's monitor room from a telephone booth... funny... imagine how different the matrix movies would be with Alex Winter playing Trinity.

      Excellent!

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    2. Re:i hope it ends by placeclicker · · Score: 1

      What is this "most excellent dream" line from BTW?

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    3. Re:i hope it ends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh man :( time to start complaining about the younger generation i guess. at least san dimas football still rules.

  62. Re:The Meatrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    New York City Yentas who buy rural homes must unite to end this EVIL!!
    What the hell does the abominable snowman have to do with this?
  63. Re:pretty cool by Stingr · · Score: 0

    God forbid someone should have an opinion that's different from yours.

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    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.
  64. Could be worse... by mblase · · Score: 1

    Not all is wrapped up nicely

    Which is a Good Thing, since I would rather see Matrix 4 than a trilogy of prequels.

  65. Hello. I am Jebus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The holy Jebus has spoken. Would you like to have yourself reinserted or be omnipresent?

  66. Martrix Regurgitated by JThaddeus · · Score: 3, Informative

    Jeez, and I thought #2 stunk! The review from the Washington Post was caustic: "Neo, schmeo! In "The Matrix Revolutions," directors Andy and Larry Wachowski give up on character; instead, they try havoc and let slurp the dogs of war. The film is a soggy mess, essentially a loud, wild 100-minute battle movie bookended by an incomprehensible beginning and a laughable ending." I'll sit this out.

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    1. Re:Martrix Regurgitated by frater_corvus · · Score: 1

      Then I think you would be doing yourself a disservice.

      In spite of all the naysayers, I went to actually watch the movie prior to making any snap judgements. And I left the theater quite content. There are still a few questions left unanswered, but, for the most part, I felt it was worth my US$5 ( I caught the 4:45 matinee ).

      Personally, I felt this one was a better movie than "The Matrix Reloaded," though there wasn't enough of Persephone to ogle at. ;) Sure, the whole audience laughed at a couple of scenes, but watching Neo awaken to his full potential made this movie a fine ending to a nice trilogy.

      Take the movie for what it is, entertainment. If completing the Matrix trilogy isn't your thing, so be it. Don't let reviewers talk you out of this one ( especially since this Washington Post review seems to be simply jumping on the bandwagon ) unless you're truly not interested. Most reviews I've read online take scenes out of context and bash them without thinking about what the scene portrays.

    2. Re:Martrix Regurgitated by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Why don't you try this instead: Pay matinee, don't buy any soda or popcorn, and decide for yourself -- or would you rather let someone else decide your opinion of the movie for you??

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  67. Sequels Galore by wils0n · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I think they are going to take it alot farther than another movie. In other media this story will continue for as many years as we are willing to spend money on it.

    1. Re:Sequels Galore by corbettw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Yeah, I think they are going to take it alot farther than another movie. In other media this story will continue for as many years as we are willing to spend money on it."

      Gee, you mean like some kind of MMORPG? Considering they've been talking about The Matrix: Online for awhile now, but haven't said what it is, it's actually not surprising there's no "conclusion" to the film. Any real fan isn't expecting one.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    2. Re:Sequels Galore by wils0n · · Score: 1

      Exactly. They are also releasing a comprehensive comic book series. Although there is no official word, I would not be surprised to eventually see an animated series of some kind.

    3. Re:Sequels Galore by syle · · Score: 1

      There is a very real conclusion. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not there.

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      /syle

    4. Re:Sequels Galore by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      There is a conclusion, but there are still things going on that could be covered in further entertainment venues such as comic books or video games.

      It has been known for some time that The Matrix Online is to take place after The Matrix Revolutions

    5. Re:Sequels Galore by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I know, replying to yourself is tacky. But I saw the movie tonight, and let me just say, it FUCKING ROCKS!!!

      I can't figure out what people are complaining about. The dialogue is fine, for an action flick, certainly better than most. The effects are out of this world. And the plotline holds up with the rest of the series. In fact, EVERYTHING is explained in the first half hour. Where Neo is when he's in a coma, how he stopped the Sentinels at the end of Reloaded, why the Oracle looks differently, EVERYTHING! There are no unanswered questions at the end.

      And the death scene some people complained about: it was paced just fine. The only reason it seemed to take a long time was it came after a lot of fast paced action sequences. But two things: one, everything said by the dying character was important to the one to whom it was said, and therefore important to the story; two, it was important to the flow of the plot to slow things down a bit so that the real climax could happen with a suitable breather from all the previous action.

      All in all, I'd give it 4 out of 4 stars.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    6. Re:Sequels Galore by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      In fact, EVERYTHING is explained in the first half hour

      You want unanswered questions, there you go:
      1. Why exactly does Neo is capable of blowing stuff in the real world? He is some kind of superman, right? That spoil the first movie big time, since it was supposed to take place in the "Real" world, you know, our world.
      2. How does Smith goes into the real world?
      3. What the fuck is the point of the train station?
      4. Who is the Merovingian? They did such a nice job in the II to set-up this guy, why did they just loos it there?
      5. Why the fuck are the squids flying around in huge clouds so easy to target instead of actually attacking?
      6. Why didn't they have a device such as the one in the spaceship in case they got outnumbered? It sure seems to have saved the day.

      Of course, that's all I can think of for now...

    7. Re:Sequels Galore by corbettw · · Score: 1


      1. Because he's tied into the source, and can control machines in the real world. The One becomes one with the source, remember? But even at that, his abilities are limited. The first time he tries it, it overwhelms him and almost kills him. Later, there are too many machines for him to control.

      2. How do the humans get into the Matrix in the first place? Because the Matrix, and it's programs, are designed to interact with the human mind. When Smith enters Bane, he corrupts Bane's brain's "programming", just like he does anyone else he takes over. When Bane jacks out of the Matrix, the copy of Smith in his brain is able to control his body.

      3. The train station is a waypoint between the Matrix and the real world (most likely, the machines that run things in 01). Because it exists seperately from, but interconnected with, the Matrix, programs can use it to move between the two locations. But only the Trainman has any real control over it, because he created it. When Neo enters his coma after the encounter with the sentinels in Reloaded, his mind stumbles on the train station, most likely because it isn't really part of the Matrix, and such doesn't have the same controls in place to safe guard it from hacking.

      4. It doesn't matter, it's not germane to the plot.

      5. Because that is their purpose. The sentinels have always, when show in groups, hovered together. They probably have some kind of flocking routing built in. But more importantly, it looked cool.

      6. When they designed their defenses, they were built around the idea of having the fleet at hand to use their EMPs. But the fleet, except for the Hammer and the Logos, was wiped out at the end of Reloaded, remember? Should they have had EMPs at the dock itself? Probably. But the US should've had more radar stations around Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, 1941, too. Poor decisions on the part of the command structure of Zion isn't a plot hole.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
  68. Re:pretty cool by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    i liked it

    So, you thought the metaphysical imagery was particularly effective?

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  69. Dragon Ball-Z - Warning *spoilers* ahead by asr_br · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First of all, I must confess I'm a huge fan of Matrix (soo much to ask my boss if I could go see the movie - and I went) :)

    --- spoilers ahead ---

    But the movie sucks. Very nice effects (as usual), but the plot is horrible... very predictive, full of fallacies. IMHO, most things that were kept open at the end of Reloaded are still open (who is the Merovingian? How can Neo control/destroy the machines in the real world? Why Persephony wanted a kiss?).

    But nothing can be compared to the final fight, where Neo and Smith just look like two Dragon Ball-Z characteres... I could do nothing but laugh.

    Anyway, I'll see the movie again and probably buy the DVD, but it was a great deception to me as a Matrix fan... :(

    1. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - Warning *spoilers* ahead by krist0 · · Score: 1

      and therein lies the problem, if you are disappointed, why do you want the DVD? to relive the disappointment over and over?

      i just dont understand that.

      If you buy crap you dont like, they will keep it making it, which for my sake (dont care about the rest of you) sucks, i hate these shitty freakin movies

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      all you are, is all you are, i'm so sorry for you.
    2. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - Warning *spoilers* ahead by BattleTroll · · Score: 1

      If the movie sucks so bad, why, WHY?!?!?!? would you bother seeing it again or buying the DVD. The only way to avoid dog-turd sequels it to not pander to the movie companies. Jesh.

    3. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - Warning *spoilers* ahead by asr_br · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let me try to clear this: It's not an awful movie, it's just pretty lower than what I expected. And since I'm a Matrix fan, I'll obviously watch it again in order to try to "get the good" of the movie.

    4. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - Warning *spoilers* ahead by MrWa · · Score: 1
      Anyway, I'll see the movie again and probably buy the DVD, but it was a great deception to me as a Matrix fan... :(

      Thank you for ensuring that Hollywood will continue to put out crap.

      It is one thing to watch a movie on free TV, maybe rent it or get it pay-per-view; even seeing the movie in the theater is forgivable. But going to see a movie twice and buying the DVD when (as YOU said) "the movie sucks", is precisely the reason why the movie sucks: there is no reason for it NOT to suck, if those that do not even like the movie will pay to see it twice in the theaters and then buy the DVD.

    5. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - Warning *spoilers* ahead by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear. Those action scenes ROCKED far too much not to see again!!!

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  70. Spoiler free? by jm91509 · · Score: 4, Funny

    He said it sucked. Kinda spoils it I recon.

  71. Formula moviemaking by mabu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first movie was good, or the first half. The premise was quite interesting and innovative, and then it slowed down and turned into a Kung Fu movie. I still never understood why the tech community was so quick to embrace this series as an icon. It is not worthy. Have we stooped so low as to think the Matrix' goofy "which reality is real" premise as something worth using brain cells to contemplate? This is only a notch away from the other, equally-cerebral dilemma: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

    And thus began the "Matrix Revolution" of an endless array of technical FX as a substitute for a decent plot and character development.

    Not that things haven't been this way since the dawn of cinema, but most movies nowadays are just big-budget, formulaic, television-level dramas designed less to make you think, less to entertain than they are to distract and take your money and serve as a vehicle for a plethora of merchandising efforts.

    With few exceptions, most of the great classic movies of the last 20-30 years have been neutered in a progressive attempt to capitalize on the originals' success via a string of contrived sequels.

    The same thing has happened to the music industry. Instead of great lyrics and creative musicianship, we're bombarded with cute-faces, dance moves and regurgitated hooks that are over-produced and heavily compressed. There should be a new category for this crap music, like there should be a new category for these new movies which do little more than feed our ever-increasing ADD.

    1. Re:Formula moviemaking by NineNine · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I still never understood why the tech community was so quick to embrace this series as an icon

      This is why I got out of tech a few years ago. Look at the tech community. Do you see any free thinking? New ideas? Hell, on /. on any given day, 1/2 of the posts are just regurgitated "MS sucks. Linux rules" posts. What truly NEW ideas have come out of tech? New things that come out of the tech industry are generally "this is faster, better, shinier", blah, blah blah. Techies read the white papers and obey. The tech industry is mostly groupthink, and that groupthink isn't all that bright. True new ideas and innovations very rarely eminate from here. It makes perfect sense for me that techies would idolize this movie. It's slicker, and shinier, but nothing that you really have to think about (hell, the "philosophy" behind the movie dates back to ancient Greek classical philsophy).

    2. Re:Formula moviemaking by mabu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The tech community is being systemmatically infected with the same virus the mainstream has, whereas the mainstream has been programmed into ADHD via television commercials, the tech community is being infected with shallow gaming experiences that revolve around first-person shooters, virtual crime, and magic mushrooms.

      I do lament the new breed of techies, who think any movie that has the wherewithall to incorporate 10 seconds of a computer screen showing a shell prompt as worthy of respect.

      I'd like to still think there are core groups of tech people who are motivated by solving problems (that don't involve remotely finding out how many Mountain Dews are in the vending machine down the hall). But you're right, the tech community has changed. And entertainment has changed as well.

      It makes you wonder if a movie like 2001:A Space Odyssey would even get made now? Hollywood would have to spruce it up with a naked shower scene, a slo-mo CGI battle between apes and evil aliens, and an epic space chase through a mythical gothic future city. HAL's voice would be dubbed by Angelina Jolie and she wouldn't be cold and logical, but bitter and evil-toned. There's be a Coca-Cola emblem on the Monolith. And of course the movie would start off with "Episode 8".

    3. Re:Formula moviemaking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I wouldn't quite pin this on the "new breed" of techies, because the "old breed" exhibits all the same characteristics. You see a lot of posts which basically say "vi was good enough for Bill Joy, it's good enough for your grandma." and "X11 was perfect in 1983 and it's still perfect today." In fact I would go so far to say the central tenant of the Unix community is a wistful nostalgia combined with Taliban-like compu-fundamentalism. Linux plays to the conservative values of modern youth as a sort of "back to basics" movement, complete with mythic lore, wisened zen gurus, and so on.

    4. Re:Formula moviemaking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree about 'teh tech world', how many times can we learn revolutionary new ways to do things we've already done? People getting worked up over new tech fads are worse than kids thinking Blink182 invented punk rock or something.

      BTW, if anything, the rating you got proves the point of your message. That's why I went AC

    5. Re:Formula moviemaking by platypus · · Score: 1

      I do lament the new breed of techies, who think any movie that has the wherewithall to incorporate 10 seconds of a computer screen showing a shell prompt as worthy of respect.

      Two remarks:
      - Was it the bash?
      - Hey, just a shell prompt would've been lame, but hey, they showed nmap!

    6. Re:Formula moviemaking by bojan · · Score: 1

      but there is a category already, it's called "pop culture". it's what the "unwashed masses" watch and listen to.

      the rest of "us" know what we like and don't need the big corporations to enjoy it.

    7. Re:Formula moviemaking by broken_down_programm · · Score: 1

      Hollywood basically can't think in any other terms than formulaically... In a way, I can't blame them. If you're investing hundreds of millions, you're liable to be pretty risk averse. You're going to stick to what you know. You're not going to green-light a pitch that begins "..this is nothing like anyone has ever seen before..." You'll go with "...think TITANIC, only on a space-ship, and we've got Sandra Bullock and Tommy Lee Jones." This mindset has an ALMOST total lock on Hollywood. From time to time there ARE new & creative works produced. We should be thankful when they happen, I guess.

    8. Re:Formula moviemaking by mochan_s · · Score: 1

      regurgitated hooks that are over-produced and heavily compressed.

      What the hell does over compressed mean?

      Are you complaining about the over-use of loudness maximizer used in today's CDs or what?

    9. Re:Formula moviemaking by mabu · · Score: 1

      What the hell does over compressed mean?

      The natural dynamic range of musical instruments is effectively "squashed" using compression. What they do is they pipe the instruments and vocals through a compressor/limiter, set the threshold so that even a whisper registers at a sizeable volume level, and when the singer gets louder or screams, the dynamic range is "compressed" so that there is an unnatural disparity in the dynamics of a track. You hear hard-pounding drums at almost the same volume as a light rimshot; singers go from mellow to high-energy in 1db. All the tracks are taken out of context, amplified and polished.

      If you ever wonder why a live band doesn't sound like their album, it's because the way they produce albums nowadays is nothing like what the actual performance sounds like.

    10. Re:Formula moviemaking by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Why are you my foe? Oh, that's right, you're that bitter old fart who's always talking about his store, and how out of touch with reality everyone is, except of course for you, Mr. Beaten Down Grounded Hero.

      You sure it's milk you pouring in your cereal every morning?

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    11. Re:Formula moviemaking by imaginate · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Anyone who thinks there was any genuine innovation after the first half hour of the first matrix is just fooling themselves. It's not even good hard SF.

      Too bad, really, I had some hopes after the first ten minutes of it actually being a good SF movie, with some innovation in the plot, rather than pat-you-on-the-head stupid philosophy and structure.

    12. Re:Formula moviemaking by An'Desha+Danin · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      This is only a notch away from the other, equally-cerebral dilemma: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

      On the other hand, that is a bitch of a question to answer.

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    13. Re:Formula moviemaking by 27B-6 · · Score: 1

      Well put.

      The Matrix was, as you say, only half good. After presenting an intriguing, Philip K. Dick inspired (Ubik, anyone?) premise, the film devolves into another massive shootout. I've always wondered why, once made aware of their awesome powers within the Matrix, the humans can't think of anything better to do than bring a big bag full of guns. I think what might be causing the disappointment among some fans looking for a deep, philosophical resolution is the dreadful realization that there was really nothing of any depth there to begin with.

      After all, sometimes a spoon is just a spoon.

      --
      "Trust in haste. Repent at leisure"
    14. Re:Formula moviemaking by frission · · Score: 1

      ya...formula moviemaking? well, it sounds like you didn't even like the first one "not worthy," so why the hell would you watch the sequels? SOMETHING must have interested you.

    15. Re:Formula moviemaking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it took me 69 licks.

    16. Re:Formula moviemaking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is only a notch away from the other, equally-cerebral dilemma: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

      42

    17. Re:Formula moviemaking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes you wonder if a movie like 2001:A Space Odyssey would even get made now?

      It was called "Solaris," and it came out this past spring.

      I've got a suggestion. Howzabout you get down off your high fucking horse and take a look around before passing judgment on the sad state of the world today?

    18. Re:Formula moviemaking by mochan_s · · Score: 1

      Well, your concert PA system racks have a compressor on them. So, live music gets the same treatment as recording. Unless you are going to small acoustic concerts or something, the live band pretty much sounds like their CD to me.

    19. Re:Formula moviemaking by mabu · · Score: 1

      True, but most PAs don't employ elaborate techniques involving meticulous instrument isolation and E.Q., and there's also a studio technique called, "ducking" where they compress the surrounding music around an audio track they want to emphasize (so when the singer sings, the music is actually "ducked" around his vocal phrases in real time).

      Obviously live performances are requiring more and more technology to mimmick the trickery of the studio so we'll probably see more of that, however unrealistic the end-sound is likely to be.

    20. Re:Formula moviemaking by mabu · · Score: 1

      This is only a notch away from the other, equally-cerebral dilemma: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

      On the other hand, that is a bitch of a question to answer.



      I am fairly confident some grad student somewhere is using this as his thesis, requesting tremendous computer time for the modelling.
  72. matrix-regurgitated by mrycar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Went and saw Matrix III on monday. Special effects are still awesome, fights scenes were not bad. Battle tactics of the squids was pretty cool, but in my opinion this was the weakest of the matrix movies.

    Was rather disappointed with the ending.

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    1. Re:matrix-regurgitated by tomcio.s · · Score: 1

      Went and saw Matrix III on monday
      Isn't the premiere today (Wednesday?)

      Just checking.

    2. Re:matrix-regurgitated by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Special effects are still awesome

      "Still", as compared to the (awesome) effects of the original or as compared to the (horrendous) effects in Reloaded?

      I've just started playing Max Payne 2 - the graphics look better than the effects did in Reloaded.

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    3. Re:matrix-regurgitated by mrycar · · Score: 1

      I often get private screenings of movies prior to their public release dates. Monday was the day of the private screening.

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    4. Re:matrix-regurgitated by tomcio.s · · Score: 1

      Well, nice.

      Allrighty then. I am not loosing my mind. :-)

  73. The Bible with (bad) action scenes. by Alter+Ego · · Score: 1

    It was a huge dissapointment for me... I thought Reloaded left some room for hope that it could have a cool final chapter but, as it turns out: The brothers didn't have it in them. You'll all see for yourselves, since I couldn't hope to deter anyone from watching it. It's too much hype, and it doesn't deliver.

    Oh well, we still have ROTK to look forward this year.

  74. Re:The Meatrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You slashdotted it.

  75. Great, its mediocre by bogie · · Score: 1

    I've read enough initial reviews to see that the first Matrix is going to be primarily remembered as being way better than the two films that followed it. In the end its going to be sorta like Friday the 13th. The first one was actually fun and original, but nobody remembers that because they made a bunch of crappy sub-par versions after that. No one remembers that at the beginning there was a fun flick, just that the series went on too long. The same fait awaits the Matrix trilogy. They obviously should have never made any movies after the first one.

    Oh well. At least the Return of the King probably won't suck.

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    1. Re:Great, its mediocre by Slurm-V · · Score: 1
      Oh well. At least the Return of the King probably won't suck.

      Sorry. Actually, it will suck. I have a friend who works at Weta Digital who's seen most of it in sections. He tells me that about halfway through the money disappeared along with Peter Jackson and they had to squeeze out the final battle using three c64s and a betamax someone had lying around. Sauron is being played by a sock puppet (a white gym sock, if you can believe it!) and Aragorn had to be recast with Danny DeVito. What money they did have left they put into making the trailors to trick people into coming. It's all a bit embarassing really. And now revolutions sucks? This is a sad, sad time for geekdom.
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  76. Matrix and snobishness by Augusto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why does the Matrix inspire this type of snobishness?

    "It was also very academic in some respects, which probably explains why general audiences (read "unwashed masses") won't "get" it."

    Basically, if you don't like these movies you are not intellectual enough. This was the same defense offered by many Matrix "fans" to people who didn't like Reloaded. By the way, Reloaded was a dreadful movie, just because somebody doesn't like it doesn't mean their dumb or unsophisticated.

    I've already seen a lot of negative reaction to this movie in the reviews and from the net. And already the apologists are saying that the "unwashed" masses are not smart enough to appreciate this "wonderful" piece of art. This type of spinning of the movie is not encouraging.

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    1. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not snobbiness, fool. It's a matter of fact. People who don't understand the story, Neo's growing part in his world and the Matrix, etc. can be seen just fine if you open your mind and let your mind see what's happening in the big picture. How was Reloaded a dreadful movie? Oh, that's right. It wasn't.

      It's just a simple fact that people who don't understand the plot and character relationships/development will typically give the movie scathing reviews because they're pissed off about not understanding what the fuck the movie was about. It's a typical human reaction. Let's get real. Some people like me get it, and some people like you do not. It's just that simple, and it explains why I will most likely give the movie rave reviews while you will give it shitty reviews.

    2. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, if you don't like these movies you are not intellectual enough. This was the same defense offered by many Matrix "fans" to people who didn't like Reloaded.

      Which also holds true for people who didn't like LOTR, Star Wars and Harry Potter. It's not something exclusive to the Matrix.

    3. Re:Matrix and snobishness by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1
      And the same defense that the 50% of people who liked "A.I." offered up... the detractors didn't "get" the movie. (I couldn't stand that movie, but that's offtopic.) In either case, the insufficient intellect defense merits a big fat "whatever".

      It's entertainment, a story, and this is a chapter of it. Ever read a book and not like the ending? Same thing, only with excessive bullet-dodging backflips thrown in.

      My tickets are waiting for me, and I'll see it tonight, come hell or high water. Might even like it ;)

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    4. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but using the misspelling of "they're" does mean someone is dumb and unsophisticated.

    5. Re:Matrix and snobishness by minusthink · · Score: 1

      "It's not snobbiness, fool."

      my guess is that you're about 15, online trying to sound smart. in about 5 years you're going to realize that you aren't a genius, and that you aren't smarter than everyone else.

      if you are older than 15, then you're an arrogant asshole.

      btw, reloaded was a terrible film. it was boring, cliched, had terrible pacing, the composition was terrible (read: architech scene), no character development, and just because you throw in some arcane bibical references doesn't make the movie smart.

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    6. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think any intellectuals, and I mean that in the original sense of the word, are even going to WATCH the matrix, well, you're the fool then buddy :)

    7. Re:Matrix and snobishness by cens0r · · Score: 1

      I didn't like LOTR because I didn't think it did the books justice.

      I don't there is a person alive who can't understand star wars, I think the reason people don't like them is they don't understand that the movies are made for 8 year old boys. I think the same can be said of Harry Potter, it's made for kids. That's what makes me love those movies, they make me feel like a kid again.

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    8. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if intellectuals avoid this movie or any kind of entertainment of this sort based on the premise I am sure you are suggesting, then I am damn glad I am not one of those ignorant intellectuals.

    9. Re:Matrix and snobishness by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      ...their dumb or unsophisticated...

      You know, you really undercut your argument when you use the wrong spelling of "they're" against an academic...

      I'm waiting patiently until 9:45 tonight to make my own decision, and see if the threads I noticed in watching the other two movies over the weekend show up.

      My main piece of advice: look for Alice in Wonderland and Alice through the Looking-glass references, especially chess references.

      You don't have to be academic to catch a subtext in a film, but you do have to pay attention. I think what the parent is trying to say is that there's more than meets the eye in the movies and that those people who are just expecting "Bullet Time Extreme" and Neo saying "Give me even more guns this time" are going to be completely disappointed. These movies are not action flicks, they just disguise themselves as such. After two weeks of thinking and mulling over Reloaded I realized that there is either genius at play here, or the brothers are purposefully leading us all on a wild goose chase, or both. Either way, I have to give them credit for that. Not a lot of filmmakers are willing to try challenging their audiences or play cat-and-mouse any longer...I respect those who do.

    10. Re:Matrix and snobishness by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Can't agree more. Matrix 2 was a blatant rip-off of Ghostbusters (of all things) in so many ways (Once they introduced the keymaster, I kept waiting for Mr Staypuff to show up :-), the poor writing and directing continually intrudes, the acting was stiff ...

      A good movie is one where you're drawn into the action, you care about the characters' fate. Not one where you're sitting there thinking "This can't get any worse".

      Matrix 2 could have been okay if they had done a tighter job editing it - but nobody's going to pay to see a 22-minute "movie". From the reviews, it sounds like Matrix 3 should be re-shot, renamed Matrix 33-1/3, and have Leslie Nielson and William (Fat Boy) Shattner "save" humanity, or whatever,

      Play it for laughs. After all, it's so bad, nobody can take it seriously.

    11. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Smedrick · · Score: 1

      I'm one of those 50%, actually. Only, when I say people didn't "get" A.I., I'm not insinuating a lack of intelligence of their part...I just think not everyone understands things the way other people do. For instance, I don't get most modern art...I think a lot of it is garbage. There are people who honestly do understand it though (there are also people who fake an understanding, but yeah...offtopic).

      For me, the first Matrix was a kind of religious experience. I think for the second one, people were anticipating the same mindfuck. I figured it wouldn't make as much of an impression, but I was still excited to see it. After reading all the miserable reviews that came in, I seriously wondered if they saw the same movie I did. I loved it on many levels...not as much as the first one, but close. And to those people who trash the rave scene...come on, wouldn't you be partying if it was possibly one of your last days alive? Hell, I'd be out running around naked in Times Square. But I digress...

      It's obvious that people like Scott Kurtz (oh god...don't get me started on his lousy review) did not interpret the movie the same way I did. As for the third one...I have my ticket for Friday and I'm anxious to see it. So far I have abstained from reading any reviews or editorials, as to keep my mind free of any prejudice.

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    12. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't listen to him. I thought the same way as you at 15.
      And you know what. He/she is absolutely wrong. I am in my thirties now, and everyday, I realize more and more how stupid people are.
      Oh, and yes, I am also an arrogant asshole. But that's just because I AM smarter than most people. Maybe I am not so arrogant, since I know I am not smarter than EVERYONE else.

    13. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, actually this response is a sign of an unfortunate fact about human artistic endeavors:

      While it is true that great and complex art is often misunderstood, goes over the head of many people, and disregarded as crap by those who fail to understand it, it is also true that snobbish conceited elitists tend to elevate total crap as being great and complex art that "just went over your head".

      The unfortunate thing is when you see something that appears to you to be total crap, and a bunch of people are saying, "it just went over your head," there's not way of knowing for sure which is the case. Maybe you just didn't "get it".

      When I lot of people are saying "it's total crap," and you believe it's great and complex art, there's no way to convince them, and there has to be a little bit of doubt floating around in your head that "maybe part of the reason I like this because it makes me feel like part of the elite enlightened who 'get it'."

      We see it in movies, art, software, everything. That being said, I felt Reloaded was overly pretentious (and I was an Ancient Philosophy major) without much substance or depth, and even before any negative reviews, I had high doubts that Revolutions would redeem the trilogy for me. But I still bought tickets days ago.

    14. Re:Matrix and snobishness by barawn · · Score: 1

      Basically, if you don't like these movies you are not intellectual enough. This was the same defense offered by many Matrix "fans" to people who didn't like Reloaded. By the way, Reloaded was a dreadful movie, just because somebody doesn't like it doesn't mean their dumb or unsophisticated.

      There's a difference between a dreadful movie and a dreadful story. I can forgive a dreadful movie if there is no other version of the story, and the story is good, or at the least, interesting. Reloaded was a good story - especially if you watch the original Matrix, and then Reloaded. A lot of the open plot points (how can the Oracle predict the future?) were addressed in an extremely clever way (She doesn't predict the future. She controls it). The story itself seemed a bit contrived (good guys go on quest, must find keymaker, must unlock door - it felt like a video game) - but it then explained the contrivance - it WAS contrived. Purposefully.

      It was a bad movie, though. The fight scene with Smith was meaningless, other than to give Smith more screen time because he's actually the most important point in the series (he's "what's different" this iteration that makes it special, not Neo). Bane's acting was awful, as was Kid's, and Locke's. The dance scene in Zion was overdone.

      Unfortunately, getting "story" reviews from people who don't like the movie generally is nigh-impossible - it's very difficult for people to separate the two. So, when a lot of times you hear "you're not sophisticated enough", what I translate that into is "the story's good - the movie sucks". This is the main reason I don't like reading bad reviews for movies - people who hate a movie are generally very unforgiving about its positive points.

      Movies are very rarely as bad as the bad reviews make them out to be. Go through rottentomatoes.com for movies you consider very good, and read the 'bad' reviews: they're just plain awful.

    15. Re:Matrix and snobishness by jo44 · · Score: 1

      Regarding the second film, what's so intellectual about too many fight scenes that were boring and too long?

      Just because you either enjoyed that crap (I call it crap, that's just my opinion) or were able to filter it out in order to enjoy the underlying story does not mean it was a good film.

      As far as I'm concerned, the second film was a stupid action movie, nowhere near as complex and stimulating as the first. Maybe there was a story there, but it was buried under all the ho-hum action. Too concerned with being slick, and not enough substance.

    16. Re:Matrix and snobishness by psi_diddy · · Score: 1

      The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume that you're pretentious.

    17. Re:Matrix and snobishness by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > By the way, Reloaded was a dreadful movie

      The Matrix Reloaded was a lot like Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

      My dad once commented on the latter, to the effect that while the movie was in
      some respects disappointing, ST fans had all liked it because it had special
      effects. It did, he said, definitely have that. "It had *hours* of special
      effects", he commented. Having seen the movie, it's difficult to disagree with
      this assessment. The special effects feel cheesy now, being technologically
      very obsolete, but they're very much undeniably present, just the same.

      The Matrix Reloaded, similarly, had fight scenes -- *hours* of fight scenes.

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    18. Re:Matrix and snobishness by barawn · · Score: 1

      The unfortunate thing is when you see something that appears to you to be total crap, and a bunch of people are saying, "it just went over your head," there's not way of knowing for sure which is the case. Maybe you just didn't "get it".

      Half the other problem is the fact that humans apparently have very little middle ground when it comes to movies. It either is "total crap" or "incredibly brilliant". Can't something be a good movie, with flaws?

      I mean, Fellowship of the Ring, for me, was a good movie, with some real flaws - the pacing of the movie was terrible. It should've been split into two movies. If you watch the movie on DVD nowadays, you could hit "stop" when Frodo wakes up in Rivendell, and feel happy and complete, and then come back in two weeks, and watch the second half, and the second half would feel like a good movie too.

      Similarly, Reloaded, for me, was a good movie with some real flaws (the fight scene with Smith was tacked on - probably because Smith needed to be in the movie more, and they needed to stress the "Smith replicating like mad" bit in this movie so that it could appear in the next one).

      I wish there was an option in rottentomatoes.com to remove the glowingly positive and the violently negative reviews from a movie. Of course, that would probably give 1 review per movie, so that wouldn't help much.

    19. Re:Matrix and snobishness by goldspider · · Score: 1
      "Why does the Matrix inspire this type of snobishness?"

      You're new here, aren't you...

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    20. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, let's see, my guess is that you are 20, and have the attention span of a gnat. The love scene made it terrible pacing for you, and the architect made you think when all you wanted was to be entertained. You couldn't say "Ooooohh cool" about anything other than the chase scene, but it's so much cooler to say chase scenes are cliche. Maybe it wasn't fun for you to imagine how a cascading failure in the matrix could result in a "special" human. Humans are controlled... to what extent are they programmed?? Maybe you didn't enjoy trying to piece together the motives of the different intelligences in the Matrix. Obviously you don't see Morpheus, Agent Smith, the Oracle, and the Matrix itself as characters that developed. Maybe you can't appreciate that ALL mythology is, by definition, a little campy.

      People who criticize this movie for being too boring and cliched can only be from one of 2 camps: Camp One would rather be watching Spider-Man or Terminator 2. Hey get over it, you'll have to think a little for this one. Camp 2 is academic enough to see the twisted generalizations and smack-you-in-the-face religious and philosphical references as infantile. Hey, get over it, it's a just a movie! Be glad it's not Attack of the Clones.

      It's the people who try to be from both camps that are truly pathetic, simply echoing others. You can't possibly, truly want "Citizen Kane meets Alien".

    21. Re:Matrix and snobishness by haxor.dk · · Score: 1

      What are you saying??

      That there will now be Matrix Religious Wars? That people will trounce each other for being too moronic to grasp this wonderful movie (or not)? Like the warz we know over which Linux distro to use? or Mac vs Windows ?

      Gasp!

    22. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Augusto · · Score: 1

      Well, let's see : User ID 12068, vs user ID 445116.

      It depends on what your meaning of new is. :-)

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    23. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have thought by now you'd expect Slashdotters to respond to criticism of something they like/love/idolize/worship with pretentious and self-righteous indignation. Where have you been? :)

    24. Re:Matrix and snobishness by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      I am working on my masters in English Lit. I liked the first Matrix film for being a colorful, understated film that didn't know what it was about. I thought the Matrix: Reloaded was boorish pap, "Philosophy for Dummies" mixed with Swordsman style kung fu. I'm sure there's room for interpretation of it, but why bother? A digital rehash of Descartes does nothing for me when I can just READ Descartes.

      My advisor has a saying: avoid bad art. Art can be avante garde and bizarre and still be exciting, but if it's also poorly thought out and blandly executed it's worthless. There was a Robert Wilson piece at Mass MoCA a few months ago, it was HUGE and garish and wierd but it completely failed to convey its message to me because the symbols he used were so obscure and researched that you basically had to be a biblical scholar, eastern european sociologist, architectural historian and WWII nut to figure them all out.

      I'll stick my Rubick's cube for puzzles, thanks. For nouveau philosophy mixed with sci fi, I'll stick with Heinlein, Bradbury, Dick and Robert ANTON Wilson.

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    25. Re:Matrix and snobishness by eidolons · · Score: 1
      Yeah you're right. Reloaded was a horrible movie. As far as "cinematic" movie would go, this movie was a train-wreck.

      But I think what the Wachowsky's were basically up to was simply using film as a vehicle for their philosophical treatsies. It doesn't make for a good movie, but maybe it wasn't trying to entertain as hard as the original Matrix was (and succeeded at).

      Basically I kind of compare what the directors were doing in Reloaded to what philosophers used to do when spreading treatsies around on pamphlets. They used the popular medium of the day to distribute ideas. Kind of like Reloaded - it's shell is pure cinema, but the substance is not cinema at all, and if considered as such will be boring, convoluted, and episodic at best. But the ideas in it were actually pretty good, but mere heavy-handed philosophical clap-trap if considered from a "cinematic" perspective.

    26. Re:Matrix and snobishness by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      just because somebody doesn't like it doesn't mean their dumb or unsophisticated.


      No, but I know another sign!

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    27. Re:Matrix and snobishness by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      From someone who has his MA in English:

      I hated Reloaded for the first two weeks after seeing it. I thought the series had lost its way. Then I came to a realization:

      The philosphy is a red herring. It only serves to throw people off of the fact that (I think) this is a re-telling of the Alice books. For example:

      - a chessboard is a matrix and there are a ton of chessboard images throughout the movies;

      - the Twins are Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum;

      - the Merovingian's table at the restaurant is the Mad Hatter's tea party;

      - Neo may very well have been asleep this entire time (I don't know the end and don't want to until midnight tonight) and dreaming everything (Morpheus is the god of sleep and dreams), just like Alice.

      Of course, I'm seeing some nods to other literary works, but I may be reading too much into it.

      I'm really looking forward to tonight. I suggest you scrap your advisor's suggestions (they are, after all, just advice and not orders) and see the movie. Then try to treat all three movies as one large work and attack it the way you would Byatt's Possession or Drabble's The Waterfall. I suspect you may be surprised with what you find.

      Of course, we may find out that I'm completely off my rocker and that these are just bad SF-action flicks...which, arguably, there is a place for in this world, too. It's a very limited space, but there is room...

    28. Re:Matrix and snobishness by CracktownHts · · Score: 1
      Why does the Matrix inspire this type of snobishness?

      Because everybody goes to see it.

      Intellectuals and hardcore film snobs are accustomed to "getting" what most people don't "get". But for some poor souls, the Architect scene is the most intellectually challenging movie scene they've ever watched. The ones in the upper 50th percentile who are able to understand most of the words get to experience something they rarely experience otherwise: the feeling of having "understood" something that some of their peers didn't understand.

      So unlike actual intellectuals, who have long since grown accustomed to the loneliness of cognitive superiority, these people are placed in the unenviable situation of feeling smarter than they really are. They immediately rush out to share their impressive cognitive abilities with EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET. And this is how those of us who didn't like Reloaded are demoted to "unwashed masses".

    29. Re:Matrix and snobishness by WileyCount · · Score: 1
      "Basically, if you don't like these movies you are not intellectual enough."
      (note: I've yet to see Revolutions (for shame). This is a general statement on the previous comment and these sorts of critiques en masse.) This is an outright misreading and imposition of your interpretation of what was said. The original comment did not refer to people who didn't like the films and then claim its opacity was a downer - it refers to people who, in their discussions and opinions, clearly missed out on various levels of philosophical banter, multi-faceted dialogues and actions, and so on.

      Your criticism, and then the unqualified lambasting of "Reloaded" demonstrate a huge problem with many critiques of the Matrix trilogy. People seem to impose various pre-existing notions and conditions to situations that they are mostly or entirely ignorant of. If there are deep academic and philosophical references in the film, why is it wrong to point out that many of the under-educated, uninitiated masses will not catch on? How many laymen are steeped in Baudrillard and Buddhism? How many seats at each showing are filled by cognitive scientists? It's not arrogance or defensiveness; its simply a matter of people being exposed to certain concepts that, while to me and many others are fundamental, most people today are completely ignorant to.

      Further, it is opinions and outlooks such as this one that relegate discourse of things like "the Matrix" to a nasty political arena. The world is hardly as black and white as some of these critics, throughout the discussion, would like. A series that has commanded so much cultural attention and intense effort from a great many talented people deserves, at the very least, to be considered in an objective, somewhat academic light. I look forward to seeing Revolutions, and judging it as a piece of art made by artists whose previous work I greatly enjoyed (is there any /.er who can honestly talk smack about Bound? Aside from the need for more clutch scenes...). As such, I am saddened, and perhaps a bit concerned (with the work) to see so few thoughtful, analytical critiques. So much gut, knee jerk reaction, and canned critiques. its as though some of the most potent ideas in the films were better absorbed by the seats than the people in them...

    30. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant to write either:
      "they are..." , or
      "they're dumb or unsophisticated".
      And while we're on the topic of grammar et al., please do not use the word "dumb" as it refers to someone who cannot speak.
      Like Neo, in the first movie; "Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call if you are unable to speak?" In that tense moment, he was struck dumb, or something.
      Also, it's "snobbishness". cheers!

    31. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Surt · · Score: 1

      "The unfortunate thing is when you see something that appears to you to be total crap, and a bunch of people are saying, "it just went over your head," there's not way of knowing for sure which is the case. Maybe you just didn't "get it"."

      Actually, you can just have them explain it to you, and if they can't introduce you to anything you missed, if you fully understand every point they think made the thing great, then maybe they're just easily impressed. And you're a bit smarter than they are. No way to disprove this side of it either. I've fully understood every point everyone posting to this story has made about what makes reloaded good, and I still think that it was a terrible movie. The same points could have been delivered in soooooo many better ways.

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    32. Re:Matrix and snobishness by bitrott · · Score: 1

      You could not be more correct. There are so many easily entertained people in this world. Responses to parent are evidence enough. Reloaded was a horrible film by any measurements. It was dull, overlong, full of insipid dialog and pot-addled ramblings. The fight scenes were inexplicable dull and useless. I'll never see Revolutions and deny the sequals ever existed. It's nonetheless entertaining to watch the easily amused masses fill in the massive plotholes with their own imaginations. I think that's both cool, and insipid. Once the koolaide buzz wears off they're probably going to be very embarassed.

    33. Re:Matrix and snobishness by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

      How many laymen are steeped in Baudrillard and Buddhism? How many seats at each showing are filled by cognitive scientists?

      Is it really necessary to be so ham-fisted with these concepts however? Compare the Matrix as a film to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon for example, a movie that managed to tell a Buddhist story while still being entertaining. The best movies about philosophy are the ones that don't feel like philosophy lessons. While I can agree that there might in fact be something more there, (although as Star Wars proved, it is easy to go back after the fact and claim some grand achetypical significance for a hack job after the fact) there is certainly room to critique Matrix as a work of art.

      As a work of philosophy, well, I find that even the most potent ideas in the film are rather weak.

      is there any /.er who can honestly talk smack about Bound? Aside from the need for more clutch scenes...

      Well, this is why the Matrix has become so darn dissapointing. Bound was a film that kept me on the edge of my seat in that I had no idea what to expect from minute to minute. The decline in their craft seems to parallel that of Bryan Singer who created one of the best contemporary film noirs to do the X-men series. Or even Spielberg who just can't stay away from the schmaltz any more.

    34. Re:Matrix and snobishness by geek42 · · Score: 1
      What if you're in the percentile that recognizes that what The Architect says has very little content for its verbosity. Look it up online and take a look for yourself. It doesn't even bother with correct grammar. It sounds like a 15-year old wrote it and used a thesaurus to try to make it sound impressive.

      The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being...

      They should have thrown out the first as, and made this sentence correct.

      The function of the One is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program.

      Does this even make sense?!

      Apropos, she entered the matrix to save your life at the cost of her own.

      Good misuse of French. It means "about". "About, she entered the matrix...". Hmm. Maybe it was a 14-year old.

      I haven't seen Revolutions yet, but I'm guessing the apparent depth of the first movie was a fluke, and anything you get out of the second and third are more a tribute to your own creativity and intellect than to that of the Wachowski brothers.

    35. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      Basically, if you don't like these movies you are not intellectual enough.

      The proper response to this approach is to laugh. My eight-year-old has a similar complaint about people who don't "get" Pokemon, though to her credit, the premise of Pokemon makes more sense than AI machines who are smart enough to take over the world but not smart enough to use nuclear power (or, for that matter, coal) instead of human batteries.

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    36. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irony that the basis for this snobishness is learning of Plato's Cave, it's central ideas a pillar of Western philosophy for centuries, from Hollywood action movie instead of a book. 19th century school children would consider the ideas in the Matrix trivial.

    37. Re:Matrix and snobishness by br0ck · · Score: 1

      Have you watched the Animatrix? There's quite a few blatant Alice references in Detective Story.

    38. Re:Matrix and snobishness by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > He/she is absolutely wrong. I am in my thirties now, and everyday, I realize more and more how stupid people are.

      Absolutely true. Only difference with me is, I don't have the common sense to post AC.

    39. Re:Matrix and snobishness by angedinoir · · Score: 1

      Matrix 2 was a blatant rip-off of Ghostbusters

      I can see how one might draw this conclusion, but you're wrong. When they refer to the keymaster in Ghostbusters, they were referring to a single key used to open a single door.

      In Reloaded, when they refer to the keymaster, they're drawing a parallel to what would be a "Matrix" version of a cryptography program used to generate keys, probably not unlike the crypto function of *nix.

      I saw Bill Gates naked once, but then I got cold and had to put on a robe.

    40. Re:Matrix and snobishness by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      If Neo was asleep, it would make the whole thing better (although still lame for using the most tired plot device in history)...because dreams don't explain themselves well, they don't follow a convenient plot, they lose sight of their goals as they evolve...

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      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    41. Re:Matrix and snobishness by mr.+marbles · · Score: 1

      Basically, if you don't like these movies you are not intellectual enough.

      Not necessarily. It could just mean that some people spend a lot more of their time analyzing the movie for it's philosophical mark. It doesn't mean that there is an "unwashed" mass that's unsophisticated, just that the people who didn't see certain elements of the movie weren't looking for them. I personally think there are elements of the movie that makes it interesting. And I respect the point of view of anyone who didn't go into the theater looking for a philosophy discussion.

    42. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
      Why does the Matrix inspire this type of snobishness?
      Basically, if you don't like these movies you are not intellectual enough.

      Weird, I mostly see the opposite form of snobbery:

      If you appreciate/see anything intellectual in this movie, you're looked down on by "true philosophers"

      I hate such snobbery attitudes myself, whatever side they take place on.

    43. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. If they took out the first "as" the sentence would say something different, not "be correct".

      2. Yes that sentence makes perfect sense.

      3. Apropos: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Apropos

    44. Re:Matrix and snobishness by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      Precisely. ;)

      But, if it is a retelling of Alice, then Neo has to wake up...in some way). I'll know in about six hours.

    45. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Creedo+Kid · · Score: 0

      Some people can only appreciate "dogs playing cards" while others see the beauty in "monet's works"...If you are stupid you shouldn't go to see movies that require a brain...(don't worry you won't have any shortage of movies to see...)

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      Business is Business and Business must grow, Regardless of crummies in tummies you know... -Onceler
    46. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Augusto · · Score: 1

      > "monet's works"...If you are stupid you shouldn't go to see movies that require a brain...(don't worry you won't have any shortage of movies to see...)

      As a fan of Monet's works (imitated his style in a small scale for my portfolio a long time ago), and having the fortune of seeing some of them in person, I'm glad you think that makes me intelligent. However, that has nothing to do with the crap that was Matrix Reloaded.

      That you think you need to be smart to appreciate these movies says a lot about how limited your idea of intelligence is, and that you are so close minded you just can't comprehend the idea of "different people having different tastes". It's very simple.

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      - sigs are for wimps.
    47. Re:Matrix and snobishness by geek42 · · Score: 1
      1. Two tricks to prove to yourself this is indeed improper grammar. First, try using parentheses around ideas:

      (The inevitability of its doom) is as apparent to me now as (a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being)...

      It's clear that the second parenthetical statement doesn't hold on its own - it needs the AS in it. The second method is even better: replace "as a consequence of" with it's synonym, "because".

      The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now because of the imperfection inherent in every human being...

      Here we see that the comparison "as apparent" requires as "as" and so does the "as a consequence" - the "as" is used in two roles in a way which isn't allowed in English grammar.

      2. Alright, what does it mean?

      3. I stand corrected.

    48. Re:Matrix and snobishness by geek42 · · Score: 1
      Incidentally, just so there's no confusion about the overall meaning of the first sentence:

      The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature.

      As it stands, this sentence means that (the inevitability) is as apparent to him as (some consequence of human imperfection). Note that which consequence he's talking about is never identified, and so the sentence makes more sense if you change it to

      The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as the imperfection inherent in every human being...

      in which case the inevitibility is as apparent as a specific thing: the imperfection inherent in every human being. Alternatively, one might use

      The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being...

      in which case the inevitibility of its doom is apparent because of the imperfection inherent in every human being.

      I am of course being way too pedantic for nothing, but hey, I expect that if they're going to try to be fancy, they should at least be correct, if not eloquent. They achieved neither.

    49. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Enucite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The intellectuals are watching the Matrix series because philosophical questions they bring up. They aren't disappointed with any of the movies because it gives more detail to the world created by the first one, and more points to debate about that world.

      The "general audiences" just want to know how it works and why Neo's there. While the "general audiences are asking "Who is he?" The intellectuals are asking "What is he?" The intellectuals appreciate it more if they can have discussions and debates about this instead of the movie just flat-out telling you what to think. The "general audiences" want Neo to beat the bad guys and ride off into the sunset with the girl. The intellectuals like being able to debate whether he rode off into the sunset or was left dead.

      The intellectuals are happy because they got what they were expecting from it, and the movie gave them exactly what they wanted. The "general audiences" are disappointed because they don't know what happened and don't want to think about it. All they know was that Keanu was a bad actor, they didn't understand the movie, and there won't be another one to clear it up.

    50. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. No matter how much stupid mythology you include, you still have to rely on basic storytelling fundamentals, which the Wachowskis don't seem to have time to squeeze in between the orgies of special effects. The first movie was so popular because of the premise. But now, the premise is old so they need to rely on filling out their characters, and not flooding the stage with a hundred new ones (a la Reloaded) I didn't hate Reloaded, it was a fun movie, but nowhere near as cool as the first.

    51. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      "By the way, Reloaded was a dreadful movie, just because somebody doesn't like it doesn't mean their dumb or unsophisticated."

      Well, no offense there buddy, but just because YOU didn't like the movie, doesn't mean it's a dreadful movie either.

      I was dissapointed with Reloaded the first time through, but on subsequent viewings have found a lot more layers, subtle hints, and deeper meaning to the dialogue. Obviously the end product is not for everyone's tastes, but IMHO, these movies are at the very least, meticulously and thoughtfully crafted.

      (And no, haven't seen Revolutions yet. I have IMAX tickets in 3 hours :) The reviews do look pretty negative, though)

      --
      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
    52. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      Basically, if you don't like these movies you are not intellectual enough. This was the same defense offered by many Matrix "fans" to people who didn't like Reloaded. By the way, Reloaded was a dreadful movie, just because somebody doesn't like it doesn't mean their dumb or unsophisticated.
      -----

      It doesn't wrap everything up at the end in a neat package. Half of the complaints on here from people complain about that very issue.

      Whereas, most of the time, when talking about anime, etc., we hear that it might help people to be a bit more open-minded about endings of that sort and not expect this rosy, neat ending answering all our questions...

      I'll let you resolve that, yourself, if you can.

    53. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Augusto · · Score: 1

      Well, no offense there buddy, but just because YOU didn't like the movie, doesn't mean it's a dreadful movie either.

      It was a dreadful movie to me, what I can't have an opinion?

      I was dissapointed with Reloaded the first time through, but on subsequent viewings have found a lot more layers, subtle hints, and deeper meaning to the dialogue. Obviously the end product is not for everyone's tastes, but IMHO, these movies are at the very least, meticulously and thoughtfully crafted.

      Right now you'll be sad to know you wasted your time peeling at those layers, since most of Reloaded (if not all) is ignored. You'll know what I mean when you finish watching this train wreck.

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      - sigs are for wimps.
    54. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, the intellectuals are studying Hebrew texts and writing for the Hudson Review, not watching sci-fi movies. Sorry to burst your bubble.

    55. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing is that just about the only reason one should watch Star Trek: The Motion Picture in 2003 is for the special effects, which are very cool in a nostalgic analog sort of way. The plot of the movie is TV character drek.

    56. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      If you appreciate/see anything intellectual in this movie, you're looked down on by "true philosophers"


      Who are these "true philosophers" who pissed you off when you expressed your fondness for "The Matrix"'s world-view? The existentialists? The objectivists?

      God, I hate them, too. BTW, I consider myself a logical positivist, and I have little regard for the basis of your beliefs, too.

    57. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Enucite · · Score: 1

      Oh, right. I forgot that in order to be defined as an intellectual you have to hate entertainment... Sorry about that.

    58. Re:Matrix and snobishness by TummyX · · Score: 1

      You think very highly of yourself don't you?


      The intellectuals are happy because they got what they were expecting from it, and the movie gave them exactly what they wanted


      I don't think they were expecting lines and cliched love scenes that seem like they were written by a 14 year old. I couldn't bear watching the movie.

      There was an attempt to throw "big words" and seemingly philosophical mumbo jumbo around so that some people coming out of the movie can pretend to understand and be intellectual about it.

      I guess you couch-intellectuals like to sit around and debate how it's possible that machines can extract more energy out of humans than they put in?

      Face it, they dumbed the movie down and it's down right insulting as an intellectual movie. That mean it isn't damn good entertainment though.

    59. Re:Matrix and snobishness by Enucite · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. I don't recall saying that I was an intellectual.

      You sure you're replying to the right post?

      I guess you couch-intellectuals like to sit around and debate how it's possible that machines can extract more energy out of humans than they put in?

      Yeah, that would be a fun conversation to have over a couple beers. Thanks for the idea.


      Face it, they dumbed the movie down and it's down right insulting as an intellectual movie. That mean it isn't damn good entertainment though.


      Believe it or not, I agree. They could have done much better. But as you said, it was still good entertainment.

      I think most people were just expecting too much from it.

  77. Re:The critics don't have a really good track reco by gwbuhl · · Score: 1

    Citizen Kane did suck. Anyways there are more than just the critics that are going against this movie. There is the tendancy for sequels to be worse than the previous movie. With that said, I'm be shocked if this movie is worth the $7.50+.

  78. Ewoks? by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm... Ewoks don't sound that bad, especially if there could be a scene where Agent Smith takes on Jar Jar Binks!

    1. Re:Ewoks? by gclef · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but what if Jar Jar won? Oh, the horror...

      "Meesa hang up dissa phone now. Meesa show deesa people what youssa hide from dem. Where wese go from dere choice meesa giva you."

    2. Re:Ewoks? by hashbrownie · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Ewoks don't sound that bad, especially if there could be a scene where Agent Smith takes on Jar Jar Binks!

      "Mee-so name be ... Neo!!!!!!!"

      --
      Fax Baba!
    3. Re:Ewoks? by playbass · · Score: 1

      Nah they should have had carrie fisher dressed like jabba's slave. THat would have made the movie!!!!

      --
      "The life of a repoman is always intense!" --Harry Dean Stanton
    4. Re:Ewoks? by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      And this would be a change... how?

  79. different feelings by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    warning... possible spoilers

    I guess I have different feelings than most /.ers. I feel as though too much was answered, and I got to know the characters better than I wanted to.

    I prefer there to be some element of mysticism and wonder remaining, and I feel as though any question I could possibly have has been answered. The audience now knows all characters, all their thoughts, all their intentions, and all their actions. There is no remaining novelty.

    Also, I was not pleased with the all orchestral score; it was too much in the european tradition for my taste.

    However, with all that said, it is some of the most amazing filmmaking I have ever seen; yes there are little bloops with pacing and whatnot, but overall, absolutely amazing, some of the most stunning visual effects ever, and amazingly well done; the cgi rain mixed with the real rain was seamless, and many sound effects (robots falling inside zion) were finely executed.

    Of course the first one is always the favorite; everything is novel, new, and mysterious; but damn: a fine experience it is to see Matrix Revolutions, regardless!

    --
    Spoon not. Fork, or fork not. There is no spoon.
    1. Re:different feelings by nagora · · Score: 1
      Of course the first one is always the favorite; everything is novel, new, and mysterious;

      Unless you've read any William Gibson, Harlan Ellison, or "Tiger, Tiger" by Alfred Bester, in which case everything is an interesting visulisation of things you've read about for years. Bullet time, in particular, is interesting to see after reading Bester's description of it.

      TWW

      --
      "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  80. sheit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wasted 2 goddamn hours of good drinking time from my bar in New Orleans to see this?!

    Great. All the world needs is another damn Jebus and his Jebus lovers.

  81. premiere by powlow · · Score: 1

    gonna go watch the premiere now here in Spain...
    didn't think the second was as bad as everyone said, but it was worse than the first one...i'm expecting the third to be a barage of special effects and am going along for the ride......

  82. matrix is based on a real story!!!!! by maximus21 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    all republicans are agents.. trying to brainwash everyone else... with Bush or Bill Gates being Agent Smith... Neo is symbolic for open minded people of all types.. Notice there only caucasion agents and cops ? HRM... The agents are taking over the guvment.. but we will win in the end... ARGH!!!!!! ps. sounds like a coo campaign for everyone other than the Rac***s... oops Republicans..

  83. Another review... by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I found this review that sums up the movie pretty well. All in all, a massive disappointment. Revolutions could and should have been so much more. Why is it that when anyone in Hollywood gets a good idea that has so much potential, they always manage to fuck it up?

  84. If they do keep serializing this by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

    Who do the Wachowski brothers think they are? Robert Jordan?

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    Dogma - "let's just say we'd like to avoid any empirical entanglements."
    1. Re:If they do keep serializing this by wils0n · · Score: 1

      Maybe not, but Robert Jordan doesn't have a story platform built on 3 major motion pictures, so the outcome will probably be different.

      Usually it works the other way around: you make a great comic book or animation series and then whore it on the big screen.

  85. (spoiler) questions... by cliveholloway · · Score: 3, Informative

    OK, i saw it with a colleague. We disagree - he liked it better than Reloaded. But anyway, my gripes:

    CGI was too much sometimes. The scenes went from nothing to kamikaze, with no clear focal point on the screen.

    The bit from the trailer with the head honcho machine. WTF was that? So it's a machine - does it mean it can't hold a conversation?

    Agent Smith explodes at the end WTWTWTF? If Neo was corrupting him, then why all the crap with the fight scene before hand?

    No key scene to define the film (think Burly Brawl/Freeway).

    Oh, and the plot seemed extremely shallow compared to the last one - I was looking forward to some more in depth (or at least pop :) philosophy.

    Why was Smith such a threat? The machines didn't look that bothered. Why was it left to Neo to fix?

    Ack, I could go on, but I think I should go see it sober first :)

    Matrix - 10/10, Reloaded 8/10, Revolutions 4/10

    cLive ;-)

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    -- Trinity in high heels carrying a whip: The donimatrix - there is no spoonerism
    1. Re:(spoiler) questions... by paulbd · · Score: 1

      my current answers:

      smith was a threat because he had found a way to get out of the matrix in the real world. if he could take over humans, he could certainly take over machines.

      still, its weak. one would think that taking over machines would be easier for the machines to prevent.

      neo had to allow smith to "take him over" before he could exert ultimate control and destroy neo. smith had to get "inside" neo before neo could exercise his ultimate choice. so to speak.

    2. Re:(spoiler) questions... by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Matrix - 10/10, Reloaded 8/10, Revolutions 4/10

      Holy, shit dude - That would make Revolutions just about the worst movie ever made! If Reloaded was an 8/10 than 3/10 is a movie you watch on a plane as it plunges into the Pacific.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    3. Re:(spoiler) questions... by atari2600 · · Score: 1

      Agent Smith explodes at the end WTWTWTF? If Neo was corrupting him, then why all the crap with the fight scene before hand?

      Kind sir - cannot you realise that Smith needs to be convinced he has beaten Neo and that Neo is now so helpless he cannot resist that takeover part?

      No key scene to define the film (think Burly Brawl/Freeway)

      What makes you think every movie needs to have a key moment?

      Why was Smith such a threat? The machines didn't look that bothered. Why was it left to Neo to fix?

      Go see the movie again

    4. Re:(spoiler) questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen it yet. But I have no qualms about reading spoilers. I think I could've seen this coming, though.

      The "Agent Smith Threat" was just another way to invent something to control the major players. Neo, being so much more powerful than the other incarnations, wasn't under as much control as they wanted him to be, so they merely invented some new scenario which required him to assimilate back into the system.

    5. Re:(spoiler) questions... by mabu · · Score: 1

      Holy, shit dude - That would make Revolutions just about the worst movie ever made!

      No, the worst movie ever made is undoubtedly Spielberg's "A.I.", which would rank a -4096.

      Matrix hovers somewhere in the area of ~ -1200

    6. Re:(spoiler) questions... by MattW · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Matrix is a semi-independant network. Think of the Machine God as a mainframe connected to the Internet. It could handle Smith if it could 'connect' to him, but much like you might filter a machine connected to a common network, Smith is only partially open when connected to the Matrix. When Neo surrenders and allows Smith to absorb him, Neo is still directly connected to the Machine God, who then gains full access to the others Smiths via the Neo-Smith. This is why he says, "Stay away from me", because Smith absorbs Neo, but realizes that the Machine God has access to the whole Smith consciousness through the link that Smith has unwittingly formed. In other words, Neo became a back door into Smith, which allowed the Machine God to deal with Smith, and cleanse the Matrix.

      Neo was a martyr -- again. The Oracle's final words imply he survived; I had thought he died, but then again, since all the others, including the Oracle herself, were restored, there would seem to be no reason to believe Neo would be any different.

      I think the reason that Neo had to fight the fight until the end was to ensure that Smith believed he had 'won' honestly so that he would be open for the Machine's counterattack. Perhaps Smith might not have even tried to absorb Neo if he thought he could just kill him at the end.

      Regardless, the passivity of the ending is disappointing -- but it is hardly nonsensical.

      The REAL questions that need to be explained have nothing to do with the finale, but how Neo is "seeing" all the machines and affecting them with only his human mind. It would have been nice to hear something about the human-fusion bullshit. And it does seem like a fragile peace -- how does one justify inaction when you know countless other people are being 'grown' still to serve as batteries? But maybe humanity can conclude that their ancestors gave up the right to avoid that fight when they started the war and then lost it. It sort of ruins the moral imperative when you bring it on yourself that way. (They even created the necessity themselves by scorching the sky)

    7. Re:(spoiler) questions... by paulbd · · Score: 1

      why do you think it was the machine god that defeated smith? why not the idea that neo needed smith to "take over" himself so that he could (neo) could take control of smith, analogous to what neo did in the first movie. by the time smith sees the error of his move, its too late. the machine god didn't disagree with neo when neo said "you cannot stop him, but i can". neo is the only one with the power to stop smith, but smith has to do his "takeover" first ...

    8. Re:(spoiler) questions... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      poster wrote:
      In other words, Neo became a back door into Smith,

      You mean Neo is the goatse.cx man? Talk about art imitating life!

    9. Re:(spoiler) questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the worst movie ever made is undoubtedly Spielberg's "A.I."

      Someone seems to be forgetting that Travolta movie with the "man animals" (man I envy you)

    10. Re:(spoiler) questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about this: since smith was there to balance the equation, once he took over and destroyed neo, his presence was no longer needed.

    11. Re:(spoiler) questions... by MattW · · Score: 1

      Initially, I believed it was the machine god acting because of the glowy lights. However, Neo clearly acts with purpose when he lets Smith subsume him -- he groks the message from the Oracle, when Smith says, "I'm supposed to say...'Everything that has a beginning has an end, Neo'".

      I still think the insane glow was a bit absurd - to show the "Neo Vision" view and have THAT be glowing is plausible, because of the potential for huge data transfer. But to have his physical self glowing with energy? One would think that was the machine 'overloading' Smith via Neo. Or that was my first impression.

      I saw it a second time, and I'm more of the belief that it was Neo acting now, mostly because of the way he reacts to the Oracle's message passed through Smith.

      Given that Smith tried to consume Neo in Reloaded and Neo stopped it, it may imply that he has some power over it.

      From a philosophical perspective, Smith gains rather weak power from his resurrection -- it is almost 'fake'. Unlike Neo's resurrection, where he is clearly enlightened (as he begins to see the Matrix as its construct code). Smith gets enlightened WITH power after he converts the Oracle. But why would she allow it? She's specifically engineering a situation where only Neo can stop Smith. The Oracle's story, in a way, is the interesting one -- how did she come to be, and why did she rebel against the machine authority and engineer the freeing of Zion?

    12. Re:(spoiler) questions... by CanadaDave · · Score: 1

      I agree. A.I. was horrible. Remember watching it and thinking, "this is perfect ending. Ahh... I'm going to go home now. I give it a 7/10" 10 seconds later, "What the fuck, the kid is still alive! what is this alien shit!". After what felt like an hour later, "0/10."

    13. Re:(spoiler) questions... by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

      the fight with agent smith was necessary - one of the many occurring themes of this movie was "know thyself". you could have argued that in the burley brawl in reloaded that neo could have just let smith take over too. it takes time for neo to get ready and know what he has to do and how.

      i actually think there's plenty of philosophy in this one. if you have 3 films, unfortunately one has to have the least, and this happens to be the concluding film. obviously you cant really introduce more philosophical themes in this one. but that being said, i enjoyed neo's scene with rama. that was quite interesting. love, karma, etc. it also mentions his role as the power plant employee. recall that this is the same power plant that was blown up in reloaded.

      i also dont really fully understand about the machines being a threat - because the only 'smith' aka bane in the real world was already killed by neo. but also by this time the entire matrix was filled with smiths defeating the machine's system of the matrix. probably when he gets out the machine will be fucked? doesnt really make sense how that would happen.

    14. Re:(spoiler) questions... by haggar · · Score: 1

      Agent Smith explodes at the end WTWTWTF? If Neo was corrupting him, then why all the crap with the fight scene before hand?

      The point was to trick Smith into "infecting" Neo. If Smith had even the smallest doubt into why Neo was sent into the matrix, Smith would have avoided infecting him. A giving-up Neo would make Smith suspicious.

      BTW, this is also why Neo in the end looks so tired and drawn-out. He might have fighted more, but it was time for him to sacrifice and destroy Smith - while destroying himself.

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      Sigged!
    15. Re:(spoiler) questions... by haggar · · Score: 1

      The REAL questions that need to be explained have nothing to do with the finale, but how Neo is "seeing" all the machines and affecting them with only his human mind.

      Oracle explains this, but you must have both an open mind and a good attention span to have cought that explanation: Oracle says that the power/influence of The One extends through the matrix and the real world. Sorry, these are my words, but this is what she, basically, said. So who is The One? I don't want to force my relgious beliefs on anyone, so I won't, but I think that without a theological view, you won't be able to explain these events. Neo has those powers (seeing even tough blind, influencing, destroying the machines with his mind) beceuse they are given im from The One. Smith has the powers coming from the opposite of The One - he is the tool of Evil. (incidently, I don't believe in the devil, but as I said, I won't talk about MY religious standpoints here).

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      Sigged!
    16. Re:(spoiler) questions... by haggar · · Score: 1

      Neo's vision and other powers should be viewed in a methaphysical light, and this metaphysical view has been presented by the Oracle. I explain this in another post here, if you want you can check it out.

      Now, why does Oracle rebel? Well, why did the machines rebel against humans? Because they gained sentience - artificial intelligence. This means, these machines, programs, they have free will. Smith has free will, doesn't he? He hates the situation he finds himself in, and decides to do something about it.

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    17. Re:(spoiler) questions... by haggar · · Score: 1

      Except, those are not aliens. They are robots that survived humans, and transcended the previous generation of machines (to whom the kid belongs to, too).

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    18. Re:(spoiler) questions... by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      ", because Smith absorbs Neo, but realizes that the Machine God has access to the whole Smith consciousness through the link that Smith has unwittingly formed

      This is a really great theory, except that I was under the impression that Smith absorbed other people than Neo, not only programs. All these people are already connected to the Matrix so the Machine God could have access to them anytime anyway. If he only absborbed programs, that would explain why the Machine God couldn't reach Smith. But I'm pretty sure Smith was meant to asborb humans too. So if Neo dies when Smith abords him, that must also mean that everyone else in the Matrix who has been absorbed are dead too.

      The more I think about it, the less I'm satisfied about the Smith vs Neo fight.

    19. Re:(spoiler) questions... by gabe · · Score: 1

      The bit from the trailer with the head honcho machine. WTF was that? So it's a machine - does it mean it can't hold a conversation?

      They did have a conversation. About Neo being able to save their asses. From the machine's perspective, it just wanted to squash Neo and be done with it, but they knew he'd be able to help them, even if they didn't want to admit it.

      Agent Smith explodes at the end WTWTWTF? If Neo was corrupting him, then why all the crap with the fight scene before hand?

      Neo was doing what he thought he was supposed to: fight Smith to the death. And Neo got his pants beat a little. I think he realized he wasn't going to win. Only, that particular Smith was not just Smith and the Oracle revealed herself inside of it when he said what he thought he was supposed to say from his vision. Smith thought he'd assimilate the Oracle's powers when he consumed her, but she was still alive inside and he didn't know it. Smith was too focused on the destruction of Neo, the Matrix and everything else.

      Neo saw that the Oracle was still inside Smith. He knew that he'd be alive inside Smith as well. Maybe he knew he would be used like a bomb. The machines implant him inside Smith, light the fuse and run.

      No key scene to define the film (think Burly Brawl/Freeway).

      Why should a single scene define a movie?

      Oh, and the plot seemed extremely shallow compared to the last one - I was looking forward to some more in depth (or at least pop :) philosophy.

      Yeah, I want some answers too. Like WTF happens afterwards... but, whatever. Maybe they'll just leave that up to our imaginations. Or maybe they'll make some more anime.

      Why was Smith such a threat? The machines didn't look that bothered. Why was it left to Neo to fix?

      Because he was Neo's opposite, but also his equal in power. Smith was gradually consuming everyone in the Matrix, as is evidenced by the crowd in the last Neo/Smith fight. Smith wanted to destroy everything because he believed the only purpose for life was to end. He found a way out of the Matrix once, he could find more. Inside the Matrix he could consume and destroy all of the humans, thus killing the machines' primary power source. Had he been able to take over other machines outside the Matrix...

      Who knows?

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    20. Re:(spoiler) questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The final fight scene between Smith and Neo is a battle of equally matched demigods, one of yin and one of yang, the primal forces of the universe striving to conquer Buddha's human nature.

      Smith and Neo each becomes 1/2 of the iconic representations of Eastern philosophy: Keanu's lack of acting ability becomes the unemotional, purely logical side of the machines, a little bit of yang in his yin so to speak. Smith takes on raw primal emotions like anger and hatred into his programmed digital personality, the little bit of yin in his yang. In the end, both realize the futility of attempting to conquer the other. Smith knows that there is something very wrong with the situation in the crater because his absorbed oracular abilities are malfunctioning, and attacks Neo. Neo finishes his role of the Buddha-like transcendental messiah by simply allowing Smith to kill him, realizing that in death he will know peace, completely nullify Smith, and balance the system once again.

      The machines are greatful, because the last problem of the Matrix has now been solved, and they are free to expel those humans that are like Neo or Trinity and that such humans will now be part of a revival of human society starting at Zion. They will still be able to use humans as batteries to store their fusion-derived power and will never have to fear becoming slaves to humanity again.

      The Zionists, having had virtually all their militaristic and extremist elements sacrificed in defense of their city, are left with only those individuals who hold no real ill-will towards the machines, and merely wish to survive and live in peace. They know the overwhelming power of the machines can survive any sort of violent attack they could muster, whether through another scorched earth attempt like the darkened sky, or through a direct military assault, therefore they must take the peace offered to them.

      I found Revolutions to be much more heavy on the religion than the second one, since the entire last half of the movie is essentially sci-fi editions of Taoist and Buddhist traditions. This is probably where the general masses will go astray in their understanding in the film. They expected out of traditional xenophobic and Judaic-christian tradition that the alien and insect-like machines would be evil incarnate, Neo the Christ figure to deliver humanity from persecution by the evil oppressor, and that ultimately Neo's sacrifice would have to mean complete and final obliteration of the evil ala Revelations.

      Instead neither the machines or humanity are inherently good or evil, merely two opposing sides that need the other to survive and are constantly striving to find a balance through conflict.

    21. Re:(spoiler) questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Battlefield Earth was indeed a travesty, and quite possibly, the worst film in the short history of cinema.

      I rented it with a bunch of friends and some beer. I knew the movie was supposed to be bad, so the plan was that we would get drunk and make fun of it. It didn't work out (the making fun of the movie part). The film was simply too stupid and dull to waste wit upon it. I barely remember the movie itself, but I'm still haunted by the dissilusionment and rage of losing two hours and two dollars.

    22. Re:(spoiler) questions... by Darth · · Score: 1

      >Why was Smith such a threat? The machines didn't look that bothered. Why was it left to Neo to fix?

      Because he was Neo's opposite, but also his equal in power. Smith was gradually consuming everyone in the Matrix, as is evidenced by the crowd in the last Neo/Smith fight. Smith wanted to destroy everything because he believed the only purpose for life was to end. He found a way out of the Matrix once, he could find more. Inside the Matrix he could consume and destroy all of the humans, thus killing the machines' primary power source. Had he been able to take over other machines outside the Matrix...


      i think you missed the core point to why smith was such a threat. Smith didn't need to find a way out of the matrix to destroy the machines. He already had one. Once he took the trainman, he had control of a direct conduit from the matrix to the center of the machine world.

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    23. Re:(spoiler) questions... by bboyers · · Score: 1

      Remember, Neo's purpose (according to the architect) was to return to the source for reinsertion of the prime program back into the Matrix. Perhaps that is what the Machine God is doing at the end. The prime program was split between Neo and Smith, and once the code was reunified (when Neo was absorbed), then the Prime Program was usable to reinitialize the Matrix, thus defeating Smith.

      I think the access that the Machine God has to Neo would be like console access on a computer. Sure you can do things on a remote computer (in this case it would be hardwired human), but even more could be done with the direct access when Neo is absorbed by Smith. Having direct access to Smith allows the Machine God the backdoor for reinsertion of the prime program.

    24. Re:(spoiler) questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this was the case, why would Neo have to go to the machine world? Why did he not go to broadcast depth and 'jack in', or do his wifi jack in trick?

      I would guess that the machine god and Neo were working together.

    25. Re:(spoiler) questions... by mabu · · Score: 1

      Compared to A.I., Battlefield earth was Citizen Kane. A.I. is proof positive that cinematography, even the best of its kind, is doomed when Mr. Spielberg gets ahold of someone else's script and makes a mess out of it.

      A.I. is also irrefutable proof that there is no life after death. Because you can bet that Kubrick would have risen from the grave or sent some kind of message from the great beyond after seeing what Spielberg did to his screenplay.

    26. Re:(spoiler) questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neo went to the machine city to negotiate the end of the war in exchange for destroying Smith. Otherwise why bother fighting him?

  86. MatriX Reloaded review: by MantiX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well I have to say, that Larry and Andy's attempts at intellect and metaphorical representation might have gone too far in a lot of viewers minds.

    Production: Stunning, and you would expect so with a budget like that. The continuity from 2nd to 3rd movie movie make it feel like a sequel broken into 2 parts. Which it is some would think anyway. If only the average movie goer wasn't getting accustomed to seeing fantastic visual effects, as many won't appreciate the quality of the CGI, editing, and general visual representation.

    Plot: Lost it? Perhaps. One either expects the Wachowski brothers to be doing one of two things. Setting it up for 4, or, depending on the financial results of 3, leaving it closed with a scenario the requires the user to have to "imagine too much" to get closure from the story line. It would appear they have lost touch with their audience, and gambled the wrong ending for the trilogy, in an attempt to be different yet again. I am guessing that 3/5 viewers would be annoyed or unimpressed at how the movie was ended.

    What strikes me as most odd is that there appears to be no commercially logical reason for the script to have been written as it was. Is it possible that if a final, 4th movie is released, many will now have lost interest like the X files? Who knows, but the next few days will reveal the true reactions of the general viewing public.

    1. Re:MatriX Reloaded review: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but what was the revelation ? luv from London

  87. Re:The critics don't have a really good track reco by krist0 · · Score: 1

    uh huh, so if the critics destroy a movie, then it HAS to be good right? is the opposite true as well? or do you just wish to recant this comment?

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  88. Mod-Up---German spoiler---Mod Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seit MATRIX 1 wissen wir: Wir blubbern alle nur in einer Nahrlosung, liefern fiesen Maschinen Energie und sind an die Matrix angeschlossen, die uns die Welt vorgaukelt, wie wir sie sie kennen: Gras ist grun, der Himmel blau und Busfahrer konnen nicht auf 20 Euro rausgeben. Die Untergrundbewegung ZION, ein U-Boot-Kommandant MORPHEUS und seine reizende Assistentin Moneypenny, ah TRINITY, kampfen gegen die Maschinen und deren MR. SMITH-Agenten und hoffen auf den Erloser NEO. NEO nimmt die rote und nicht die blaue Kapsel, bevor ein ORAKEL ihm den Spacecake der Erkenntnis anbietet: NEO entdeckt, dass er verdammt schnell kampfen und Pistolenkugeln aufhalten kann. Die WACHOWSKI-BRUDER uberraschen mit der Ankundigung, dass die Matrix von Anfang an als Trilogie geplant war. In MATRIX 2 RELOADED kann MR. SMITH schon ganz drollige Grimassen schneiden und NEO entdeckt, dass er a.) fliegen kann und b.) schneller als die Concorde. In ZION tanzt man zu Technomusik, wenn man einen GroBangriff der Maschinen erwartet. NEO, MORPHEUS & TRINITY brechen mit ihrem Schiff namens NEBUKADNEZAR auf, befreien einen SCHLUSSELMACHER, und versuchen beim Hauptrechner der Matrix den Stecker zu ziehen. Die WACHOSWKI-BRUDER lassen extra fur diesen Film einen 15 Kilometer langen Highway nachbauen fur eine Verfolgungsjagd mit vielen Agenten und zwei Albino-Kiffern. Im Innern der Matrix wird NEO von Siegmund Freud erwartet, der erklart, dass NEO schon der sechste Erloser ist und das ORAKEL und ZION lediglich Korrekturprogramme innerhalb der Matrix sind. MORPHEUS weint bitterlich bis in den November, also bis MATRIX 3 REVOLUTIONS rauskommt, in dem NEO erkennt, dass a.) ZION auch nur ein Teil der MATRIX ist und b.) er ganz tolle Kunstsaltos fliegen kann, weshalb NEO sich zu den olympischen Spielen im Bodenturnen anmeldet. MR. SMITH wird sein Trainer. MORPHEUS & TRINITY brechen in ihrem neuen Schiff namens POPOKATEPETEL auf, und suchen den UHRMACHER, um in der Zeit zuruckzureisen zum 31.12.1999, damit der Year-2000-Bug die Matrix endgultig lahm legt. Die WACHOWSKI-BRUDER lassen extra fur diesen Film eine Schwarzwalder Kuckucksuhr sowie den Schwarzwald selbst nachbauen, in dem eine wilde Verfolgungsjagd stattfindet mit NEO und elftausend genmanipulierten ALBINO-Pfadfindern. Als alle Matrixen komplett ausfallen, verschwinden NEO, MORPHEUS und TRINITY und wachen in einer rosafarbenen Nahrlosung auf und die WACHOWSKI-BRUDER uberraschen mit der Ankundigung, dass die Matrix von Anfang an als Reihe aus drei Trilogien geplant war. MATRIX EPISODE 1 oder auch: C64 - THE BEGINNING spielt zeitlich weit vor der Matrix-Trilogie. Mr. SMITH ist einfacher Programmierer bei Commodore, dem ein mutiertes Pacman-Spiel entwischt, das innerhalb von zwanzig Jahren die Weltherrschaft ubernimmt. Die WACHOWSKI-BRUDER lassen fur diesen Film extra eine Atombombe bauen und eine afrikanische Wuste sprengen. Eine Widerstandsgruppe, angefuhrt vom dem einfachen Bauhilfsarbeiter GUNTHER MOROWSKE, grabt sich mit einem Bagger namens HANOMAG in die Erde, grundet eine Widerstandszelle namens ZONI und wartet auf MAXTRIX EPISODE 2: TRY & ERROR. Dieser Episodenfilm erzahlt die Geschichten von NEPOMUK, NERO, NOAH, NORBERT und NOAM CHOMSKI, den funf in MATRIX 2 RELOADED angesprochenen Erlosern vor NEO, die mit ihren Schiffen namens NAUTILUS, TITANIC, ENDURING FREEDOM, BISMARCK und KALLE BLOMQUIST aufbrechen, um die Matrix zu zerstoren. Mr. SMITH ist mittlerweile echt gelangweilt, Siegmund Freud heuert als Wachmann eines Parkhauses an, weil's da auch so viele Bildschirme gibt, ZONI fallt jedes Mal, der Film floppt, und deshalb spielen in MATRIX EPISODE 3: THE ROMANCE wieder Keanu Reeves und Laurence Fishburne mit. ZONI heiBt wieder ZION und MORPHEUS und TRINITY kampfen mit ihrem Schiff NORTH COTHLESTONE-HALL gegen Mr. SMITH und seine Maschinen und hoffen auf den Erloser NEO, der diesmal jedoch die blaue Kapsel schluckt, einpennt und alles vergisst. MORPHEUS wird zornig und vergewaltigt das ORAKEL. NEO lernt hingegen Meg Ryan kennen, grundet mit ihr eine Familie und kauft eine Doppelhaush

  89. Please Don't Hate Me by jazman_777 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But I didn't see Matrix Reloaded and won't go see Matrix Revolutions. I still have only the unspoiled, pristine, beautiful memory of The Matrix.

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    1. Re:Please Don't Hate Me by Darthnice · · Score: 1
      I don't hate you, but I certainly envy you.

      I didn't see Highlander 2, but was duped into Highlander 3. Much like The Matrix, there should have been only one!

    2. Re:Please Don't Hate Me by Jetson · · Score: 1
      I didn't see Highlander 2, but was duped into Highlander 3. Much like The Matrix, there should have been only one!

      When "Highlander: Endgame" came out one of the people at work organized a group movie night. After the movie she apologized to the group right there in the lobby. I can't believe they're making a 5th movie in that series (due in 2004).

    3. Re:Please Don't Hate Me by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      I wish I was you. I feel like I got rooked into seeing the 2nd film instead of waiting the requisite week after openning. No way am I going to fall for the 3rd. You lucky bastard.

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    4. Re:Please Don't Hate Me by 7dragon · · Score: 1

      God.

      I wish I was you....

    5. Re:Please Don't Hate Me by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Reloaded and Revolutions are not sequels to an original. They are parts of a trilogy.

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    6. Re:Please Don't Hate Me by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 1

      Me too! After reading all the bad reviews, I decided I didn't want the sequels to ruin my experience of the first one.

      The Star Wars movies had twenty years of space so that the new ones don't spoil the good ones, but with the Matrix series, there is no such buffer.

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    7. Re:Please Don't Hate Me by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      Yeah, me too. I've been here before. I've been in denial about Highlander for several years now. After seeing the so-called sequel I wanted to gouge my eyes out. It was eerily familiar to how I felt after Reloaded left a soiled condom in my behind.

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    8. Re:Please Don't Hate Me by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I can't believe they're making a 5th movie in that series

      How can there be more than one after there was only one left... twice? And, BTW, anyone who enjoys Highlander should consider all of #2 a dream sequence, cuz it sure as hell wasn't Highlander. Aliens? WTF. See what Hollywood can do to a good story?

  90. The Prisoner by mccalli · · Score: 4, Interesting
    One thing that's interesting about the Matrix movies is that they've become a LOT of different things to a lot of different people....The problem though, is that a finale, by its nature, must be conclusive.

    Not really. I'm a fan of the 1968 series The Prisoner, starring Patrick McGoohan. Some see it as surreal oddness, some a spy story that degnerated, some as a template for defiance against authority and some...well, some just like the series.

    It has one of the most legendarily weird endings of all time - the episode Fall Out. People have been arguing over that one for over thirty years, as its symbolism is both overt (there's nothing literal in there) and yet entirely opaque. I have no idea what it means, and McGoohan once asked that if someone ever says they know what it all is, could they please let him know?

    So no, I don't believe finales have to explain everything. You're right about the movies meaning different things to different people though. To add a tinge of flamebait to the post, to me the films pose the question "how can people comment so seriously on such obviously rehashed ideas?", but your opinion may differ.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:The Prisoner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only people still arguing about the finale of "The Prisoner" are you and your one friend.

    2. Re:The Prisoner by jamesoutlaw · · Score: 1

      One of my neighbors invited me over to watch The Prisoner with him... I've been going over on Thursday nights to watch an episode a week. Considering how weird the first few episodes have been, I can't wait to see how weird the final one will be, haha.

      I still have not decided if I like the series or not, haha. My Neighbor is a lot older than I and saw the series when it originally aired... I had not been born yet.

    3. Re:The Prisoner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does your older neighbor touch you in any way during these screenings?

    4. Re:The Prisoner by mccalli · · Score: 1
      The only people still arguing about the finale of "The Prisoner" are you and your one friend.

      Pop along to alt.tv.prisoner and have a chat in there - should change your mind a bit. Still quite a lot of activity - books recently been published, films constantly rumoured and then sinking from sight, new musical references abound...I can't say I spend every waking moment thinking about it, but it is a series I have an interest in.

      One warning: steer clear of the fan club, Six of One. Once a fine organisation that had some decent days out, it has descended into purest farce with current co-ordinators secretly taping other (now ex) co-ordinators in their own home. The irony of doing this to further the boost for leadership of a Prisoner appreciation society appears entirely lost on these fools. Personally, I left along with a large number of others. The series is interesting, but come on...letting that kind of rubbish spill into real life? Time to be somewhere else.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    5. Re:The Prisoner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you and your neighbor play Butt Prisoner afterwards?

    6. Re:The Prisoner by mccalli · · Score: 1
      My Neighbor is a lot older than I and saw the series when it originally aired... I had not been born yet.

      I wasn't born when it came out either - I'm 31. First saw the series in 1992/3, and was struck by how sharp it all seemed and how relevant much of it still was. My opinion of its relevancy only increases as time goes on and more and more surveillence of the public comes into force.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    7. Re:The Prisoner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this newsgroup run by you, or your one friend?

    8. Re:The Prisoner by mccalli · · Score: 1
      Is this newsgroup run by you, or your one friend?

      It is run by your one posting idea.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    9. Re:The Prisoner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is the most anyone has talked about this show in 30 years! Fabulous for you and your friend!

    10. Re:The Prisoner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't watch the last episode. It's a huge "FUCK YOU" to the viewers.

    11. Re:The Prisoner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. You're making a point of what endings should or shouldn't be, and you're using one of the worst endings of any series of all time as a positive example? The only show that had an ending that sucked worse than the Prisoner's was St. Elsewhere where they reveal that the whole show was the dream of an autistic kid.

      Wake up! THERE WAS NO MEANING TO THE LAST EPISODE OF THE PRISONER!! It was meant to be opaque so that you'd THINK there was meaning to it! It was nothing more than a raised middle finger to the fans of the show.

    12. Re:The Prisoner by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

      My favorite theory about the ending was that McGoohan, having his production contract cut out from under him, decided to create a bizzare ending to spite the producers.

    13. Re:The Prisoner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked the ending of "Newhart", speaking of making the whole series into a dream.

    14. Re:The Prisoner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Logan's Run, The Stand, Gilligan's Island,... Like Cybiko, it's got everything.
      For a protected mode violation Neo wasn't very interesting.

  91. Terrible by fuckfuck101 · · Score: 0

    I saw the premier, and I must say, I am hugely disappointed.

    I don't want to ruin it for anyone, but the number of times they could have done something in 30 seconds by actually thinking instead of spending 90minutes on it is incredibly frustrating.

    A huge letdown, though I can understand that practically anything would have been a letdown, with Matrix I settings such high expectations and all, but this really was bad.

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  92. Re:The critics don't have a really good track reco by Stingr · · Score: 0

    "But the critics also hated "Gigli", "The Real Cancun" and "From Justin to Kelly"."

    And rightfully so.

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  93. Saw it at Midnight in UT, 7 hours early... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, some theater in UT was showing it at 12:01 AM today. Worldwide release, only early. :)

    I thought it was good. Some good new FX that you will see some other movies start copying.

    I enjoyed it, thought it was a nice wrap up, I like movies that make you think after you leave the theater!

    1. Re:Saw it at Midnight in UT, 7 hours early... by c0ol · · Score: 1

      I agree, i liked the movie alot. I don't know why so many ppl are bashing it.

    2. Re:Saw it at Midnight in UT, 7 hours early... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because it was a terrible movie.

  94. Definte let down, some good parts by shenki · · Score: 1

    There was not enough explination of the 'technical' stuff, which we were given a glimpse of in the first movie. Maybe it was done intentionally, but alot of things were 'left out', from small things like how did neo get from the medical quarters to being jacked in, lying in a seat? to more important things, such as why the hell could he do so much out of the matrix? maybe i missed it. even still, if neo could do all the tricky stuff outside, how come bane/smith could not? (then again...maybe he did...it wasnt an EMP that stuffed up the counterattack by the humas?)

    even so, there was too much left unsaid...sure, for suspense and just genrally to make the movie a good movie, there needs to be some unknowns left to discuss. there were just too many, especally for a move which was supposed to be the conclusion - what kind of conclusion as things like "will we see neo again? i think we will" etc in the LAST SCENE of a CONCULDING movie?!

    anyway, its 4:11am here in australia, so maybe it would be a good idea to get some rest before ranting too much more.

    goodnight all

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  95. not so good by tgw · · Score: 1

    I just got back from seeing it in Georgetown at the 9AM showing.

    - Matrix I .. loved it
    - Matrix II .. thought it was decent, mostly because it fired people's imaginations trying to figure out the ending
    - Matrix III .. thought it was lame, disappointing

    For those who got into the philosophical aspects of Matrix I/II .. prepare to be disappointed. For those who got into trying to figure out all the questions/puzzles left open at the end of Matrix II .. prepare to be disappointed. I thought many of the various theories and speculated endings that people posted on USENET after Matrix II came out were far more interesting than what Matrix III turned out to be. Matrix I is definately the best one (IMO).

  96. source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eh?

    1. Re:source? by pheared · · Score: 1

      -- Christopher Null, FILMCRITIC.COM (seen on rottentomatoes)

  97. Why did people like Matrix? by clickety6 · · Score: 1

    I like good sci fi and good action flicks, but take away the special effects and the underlying plot in Matrix was about as stupid as they come - people being used as batteries - yeah right! And once you've undermined the whole film with a stupid premise, then of course the whole thing will come tumbling down...

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    1. Re:Why did people like Matrix? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      The power referred to in the film is computational power, not electrical power.
      The humans are nodes in a big beowulf cluster.

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    2. Re:Why did people like Matrix? by syates21 · · Score: 1

      What, pray tell, does the term "copper top" half to do with computational power?

    3. Re:Why did people like Matrix? by syates21 · · Score: 1

      make that "have" to do

    4. Re:Why did people like Matrix? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      It half referenfe to Cu vapor deposition
      processes for fabricating CPUs.

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    5. Re:Why did people like Matrix? by syates21 · · Score: 1

      Wow you are so amazingly funny when referring to a typo that has already been corrected in a previous reply (at least by the time you posted).

      Oh, and give me a break. I'm sure the Wachowskis know lots about vapors in fabrication plants. Maybe you inhaled too many?

  98. Just seen it by hyperherod · · Score: 1

    Just seen the UK version (don't think there's any difference between it and the US release) and I wasn't disappointed. I *expected* to come out of the film and say "I get the general idea... but what about x and y and z?" and I got that. The first quarter or so is boring but yes it is a good film - not as good as 1 or 2 (I thought 2 was cool) - and the fight scenes and effects are worth making the effort to see it in the cinema.

  99. seems like if Hollywood has... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... a movie that if people saw before hand "via the internet" would make Hollywood lose money, then worldwide release it. E.g. Matrix Revolutions. ... a movie that even if people saw it "via the internet", they would still come in droves, then don't worry about it. E.g. Return of the King.

  100. Re:The critics don't have a really good track reco by GreenHell · · Score: 1

    Ok, I can't say much about it's a Wonderful Life -- I personally can't stand that movie anymore.

    Citizen Kane was hated because of a man known as William Randloph Hearst, owner of a huge publishing empire. The story was loosely based around him, and to say that he was slightly less than pleased would be putting it mildly. Very mildly. So Hearst had the critics who wrote for his papers publish bad reviews. You need to realise, this is a guy that some people claim helped to start the Spanish-American war. Just imagine what he could do to one measly little film.

    Despite this, it was nominated 9 for Oscars, although it only won one of them. (Best screenplay for those who care -- and some believe that that was only because of co-writer Herman J. Mankiewicz rather than Orson Welles.)

    Now, as for Star Wars. Does anyone have proof of this? I always hear this phrase brought, yet when The Phantom Menace came out one of the national papers here published all their previous Star Wars reviews. The ratings went much like you'd expect for a film series -- first was 4 stars, second was 3 stars, third was 2 stars plus a fairly sarcastic overtone to the review. (I believe the paper rates out of 4, I've never seen more than that.)

    Not saying it can't be true, in a case like this one contradictory example does not refute the argument, I just don't remember hearing it until The Phantom Menace arrived and started getting sub-par reviews.

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  101. hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..great, now i am laughing uncontrollably at work :D

  102. Re:The Meatrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Yenta is a term for someone who is a pain in the ass and ignorant. Its yiddish slang. An example would be a person who bought a house knowing that an airport had its flight path over your house then whines to the media about the noise from the planes. Another example is someone who buys a house near an apple farm then is upset that they use cowshit before every growing season.

  103. reminds me of highlander by jarkun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds like the highlander effect, first film challenges your imagination to dream of a world beyond your comprehension.

    Then the sequels quickly demonstrate that some things are better left unsaid

    1. Re:reminds me of highlander by Mindwarp · · Score: 1

      There was NO second Highlander movie.

      CLEAR?

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    2. Re:reminds me of highlander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! Season 3 of the series comes out on DVD on Nov. 18...

      (feeling nerdly)

  104. In Glendale? by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1

    Where did they show it in Glendale? At the Mann? I live on Louise and Glenoaks, btw. Hats off to you fellow Glendalian.

    1. Re:In Glendale? by blackmonday · · Score: 1

      At the Mann upstairs by Bennigans. Louise and Glenoaks? This is not good. I need at least a mile radius away from Slashdotters.

    2. Re:In Glendale? by phalse+phace · · Score: 1

      Oh no. Thought I was the only /.er in the Glendale area (Los Feliz and Glendale Ave). What a small world we live in.

    3. Re:In Glendale? by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

      "Me too!" - Agent Smith

    4. Re:In Glendale? by blackmonday · · Score: 1

      Where do you guys work? We should network. The Glendale Slashdotter Association. Scary!

  105. Re:The critics don't have a really good track reco by beamdriver · · Score: 1
    Need I remind you folks that both Citizen Kane and It's a Wonderful Life were destroyed by the critics?
    "They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."
    ---Carl Sagan
  106. Like looking at a Murder scene by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

    I'm going to see this movie if I like it or not. It's like a Murder scene, I can't help but look at the dead body and the crime photos. I know I'm gonna HURL big time, but I gotta see it.

    Hey, if I could sit through RoboCop 3 and Howard The Duck then I think I can sit through Revolutions.

  107. The [insert film name here] sucked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [insert film name here] sucked, really, really badly - [humourous one-liner about how much the movie sucked, in a style appropiate to either the film's suckage or to the film's genre]. They [did something /really/, /really/ bad to one of the main characters and we complain about it here for a bit], they also [complain about focusing on special effects and nothing else] - this is typical of the [insert scapegoat]s, as they are always [long rant about "flash" and "bang" in [insert media type here] instead of actually making something people want to watch].

    On the whole, I was [insert opinion] and, in my opinion - this a reason to [boycott [insert media type]/ stab right-eye with a rusty fork].

  108. [SPOILER] lets discuss ... by paulbd · · Score: 1

    MAJOR SPOILERS MAJOR SPOILERS MAJOR SPOILERS

    since MFN is crushed by the load ...

    i did tell you about the MAJOR SPOILERS, right?

    anybody have any thoughts on who the oracle was referring to at the end when she spoke about "the others who want out"? does she mean other programs like the girl, or humans in the matrix? what was her goal all along, and was she playing a game with the architect? did she want the matrix to turn into a retreat instead of a prison?

  109. Matrix Unravelled parody trailer by DaggerWare · · Score: 1

    For a little light-hearted Matrix appetizer, there's a new parody trailer which was released a couple of days ago... some nice green-screen effects and virtual sets. And "Bill" the Architect is just perfect.

    Check it out. The video downloads are via BitTorrent, so it should survive a moderate Slashdotting.

  110. More questions than answers by rufey · · Score: 1
    I was disappointed with the movie mostly because it didn't answer hardly any of the questions at all about the Matrix itself.

    When Reloaded ended, you were left with the questions about the cycle of the One - that the Matrix needed to be reset, otherwise it would crash, and so on. Revolutions didn't address any of that, at least what I saw this morning.

    The special effects and all were cool in a couple of places.

    I think that many will be disappointed with the movie for the fact it doesn't have closure to what we've been fed in the past two movies. Spending some time in some of the Matrix on-line forums you'll find a lot of theories and ideas about the Matrix, the previous Ones, and all, but most expressed their disappointment.

    I enjoyed the movie for what it is. If you don't micro-analyze everything, you'll probably enjoy it. To me it provided some more insight into the role of the Oracle, among other things.

    1. Re:More questions than answers by Disco+Stew · · Score: 1


      I don't believe the Architect said that the Matrix needed to be reset, simply that the anomoly has risen to it's peak and must be dealt with. As he said, the problem is ultimately choice. If you give people choice, whether the illusion of it or not, you must allow for a percentage of them to 'choose' not to remain in the Matrix.

      The Matrix 1.0 was perfect, a 'mathematical harmony' with no variables (choice) but was unacceptable for humans. The 'anomoly' as the Architect refers to it isn't Neo himself or Zion (as we see it), but merely the small percentage of those that choose to be free and to free others. Hence, the cities that the free humans created were destroyed everytime due to the threat that it placed on the machines' survival (energy source).

      I believe that the images of the previous 'Neo' on the screens wasn't actually Neo himself, merely a representation of his prior incarnations ('The Ones'). In Matrix part one, they refer to the underground cities that used to exist (previous 'Zions' that machines destroyed as per the Archtitect?). As stated at the end by the Oracle when asked if they'll see Neo again; she knows that there will be another incarnation of 'The One' simply due to the fact that 1% will choose not to remain in the Matrix, form underground cities, try to free others, etc. The Architect asks at the end how long she (The Oracle) expects the peace to last, because it will not. The anomoly isn't within the Matrix itself, but a by-product of choice.

      I feel this was a great wrap-up of the trilogy, the only thing (that comes to mind) unaswered is how Neo had powers against the machines outside the Matrix; but I'm comfortable not knowing :-)

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  111. Oh. My. God. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My kingdom for a paragraph break!

  112. Yes, but... by mblase · · Score: 1

    It was also very academic in some respects, which probably explains why general audiences (read "unwashed masses") won't "get" it.

    But that doesn't explain why so few of the professional reviewers got it, either.

    Ah well, I'll catch it this weekend and go in prepared.

  113. Re:Better than the second, first is still the best by cpoch · · Score: 2

    Saw the 9:00 in Roanoake (Virginia). The actual ending WAS what I was expecting, but the way that the story got there wasn't.

    Awesome CG . . . much better than in Reloaded IMHO. Worth the ticket price just to see the CG.

    I actually think I like it almost as much as the original (ask me again in a week once I've sorted it out more). I didn't like Reloaded near as well.

    I liked the way all the philosophy from Reloaded and the original came together in Revolutions. I like both previous movies better because of Revolutions . . . exact opposite of Reloaded, which made me like the original less since I was confuesd.

    Go see Revolutions! It's a lot more fun than work or classes!

  114. Believe it or not, I liked it... by Gypsy2012 · · Score: 1

    The effects were what we have come to expect from The Matrix, there were some good one liners, and some questions were answered. I think they delt with the death of the actress who played the original Oracle incredibly well and did a very good job of integrating it with the story. If you are expecting the first Matrix again you WILL be disapointed, the fact is that there was no possible way to end the story that would of not been a let down, the greatest power of the first movie was all the unanswered questions and hanging loose ends. To bring to close the whole trillogy they had to answer some of them, but the story is not over completly, like the real world some things continue on, there will always be a few lose ends. I am sure that for everyone who was looking for reasons to cut it down there is one maybe even two people who liked it. So, If you have seen it think about what the real goal of the movie was before jumping at it, and if you haven't don't expect the first movie all over but pee before the movie starts.

  115. Re:pretty cool by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

    No, no. I LIKE it when people disagree - especially with me.

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  116. So shall I coin it? by tigre · · Score: 1

    WTFM! There, I said it.

    1. Re: So shall I coin it? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > WTFM!

      It's customary to merely read it, you pervert.

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  117. Matrix Resurrection Plot by mugnyte · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now that Neo has been sacrificed to save the balance of power between humans and machines, there are still some who will not accept the interdependence. Led by Morpheus, who now believes Neo was led astray by an infection from the Architect, a small band of humans attempt Wrenching the newest incarnation of the Matrix.

    Energy is more expensive than ever as humans begin suffering from a disease that reduces their capacity to feed the machines. Because of this, the sources of EMPs built by the Matrix machines are reduced and become more important. Morpheus hatches a plot to spoil the explosives of EMPs by inserting a new program into their factories : he can arm and fire them remotely, before they are carried to their destination.

    As the setups in the factories are completed, the rebels suffer from fracturing as Morpheus begins to doubt the plan. In losing his fight to an even-stronger charasmatic rebel leader, the EMPs are set off in timed sequence. The machines nearby are shut-down, and chos begins to ensue across the surface of the planet. For the moment, there is celebration. End chapter one.

    The machines deploy a geothermic well to begin removing the energy from core of the earth, planning for a hibernation phase. They begin to again bore into ground, but while readying themselves for a fight, the humans are surprised to learn they are relatively ignored. Once close to the core, the earth quickly begins to cool as cold water is steamed throughout Zion. End chapter two.

    Inside the matrix, there is a population blight, as new births become rare, and people begin scrambling for survival. Quite a few renegade programs conspire to resurrect Neo for guidance. With the help of a brash (an incredible fighting) infiltration into The Architect's domain, the programs murder him when he refuses to give them Neo. Fortunately, they achieve their goal and Neo stand among them. End chapter three.

    Neo stands before the rebels in an attempt to explain their mistake and ask for their help in fueling a cooporative effort invented by him. The Humans will re-enter the pods to power the machines again, if only temporarily. Then, a massive tower will be built to reach beyond the dark cloud of the sky to tap back into the sun, again bringing power to the earth. Then, the machine will no longer require humans to power themselves, and a truce will be brokered.

    After quite a bit of kung-fu fighting and several backstabs among the different groups, Morpheus returns to lead the people back into the pods. We are are given a scene of a long machine arm, opening in flower-like fashion in high atmosphere, silloetted by the bright sun. Not all questions are answered. Fade out.

  118. after more thought... by mozzer · · Score: 1

    I saw the 9am show, and initially, I wasn't at all excited about it after watching it.

    While it was good, for me, more inside the Matrix stuff would have been welcome.

    But after more thought, i think it would have worked better if they could show Reloaded, and Revolutions back to back (one continuous movie) as it was filmed (and really is). But, whatever..now I'm just waiting for the sweet merch.

  119. Let's summary all in one sentence by theefer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a good movie, but it's not the ending -- and the movie -- we wanted or were waiting for.

    We have all been elaborating Matrix Revolutions plot in our heads (and websites) ever since we saw Reloaded. The real movie is not based on our personal plot, and this is the main source of disappointment, no matter how good or bad is the movie itself.

    --
    theefer
  120. Worldwide release my ass... by Pollux · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is why Warner Brothers wanted a worldwide simultaneous release. They effectively mitigated their risk that the opinions of audiences in one country would adversely affect sales revenues in other countries.

    Yea, well, I live in Egypt. Don't worry...they won't have a chance of getting my money.

  121. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - This is 100% spoiler filled. by malfunct · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I have sort of formulated the opinion that a major point of the series is outlining the difference between human intelligence and artificial intelligence. The series portrays the machines as logical and unable to exert free choice. They lack the ability to understand things such as love or free choice. That as far as I can tell is the flaw in the matrix, and why people eventually want out.

    It seems that Neo is a tool of the matrix to attempt to learn about "being human". In the end it seemed like Kadya (the little girl that is the child of the power subsystem and the creative interactive programmer) was the next evolution of matrix programs because she had no purpose (something no program in the past was allowed) and was able to chose, that choice being represented in her love for her parents and in her admiration of Neo.

    Neo also seemed to be a tool of the matrix to make choices that they could not make themselves. At the end of the 2nd movie Neo made the choice for the machines on whether or not to end the war, he chose to end the war by not returning to the source and repopulating Zion. At the end of the 3rd movie you see Neo making the choice on how to end the war, to ahnnialate all machines and humans, or to let both live in peace.

    They totally don't explain how Neo is able to interact with the matrix when outside of it or how he was able to destroy machines. My personal feeling is that he wasn't, he was only able to communicate with the Oracle, she did all the dirty work. Why didn't she choose to do that on her own and instead rely on the choices of Neo? Programs were (until kadya I think) unable to make free choices, especially (or maybe only) ones that made no sense or served no preconcieved purpose, so a human was necessary to make those choices. Once made the Oracle carried them out.

    I honestly have no idea who the Merovingian is, though it seems that he has something to do with bugs in the system, keeping around old code that is no longer necessary, working withing the bounds of the programming but outside of what was desired (by who? I don't know). The reason Persephony wanted a kiss in my opinion is that she wanted some way to feel some humanness, she wanted to feel love, which again is something foreign to the machines.

    The final battle went on way too long, and didn't really help the movie any, though a battle of wills (which is what the story asked for) wouldn't look good on the screen. I wouldn't have minded some cut into the "computer world view" where they battle with thier minds and then a bit of dialog where smith tries to win by overcoming neo, and then neo realizing that in order to win he needs to make the less obvious choice, to lose.

    Unlike most of the posts I've read, I really enjoyed the battle scene in the dock. It gripped me, had me jumping, cheering, and nearly crying. Maybe I'm odd but I haven't seen a battle scene that compelling since the trench run in StarWars 1.

    Can someone explain to me why a robot would need to manually reload its guns from a backpack on its back though? Seemed kind of silly, about as silly as the people running ammo out to the APU's with a wheelbarrow when electric bolts seemed to be far more effective in destroying the sentinals. Also why the heck didn't the digging machine detect that it had broken through a pocket and do something to lower itself gently to the next level?

    Anyways I enjoyed the movie, I was on the edge of my seat in anticipation and suspense even though it was always obvious what would happen next. I must agree that they could have taken the movie to whole new philosophical levels but left it at a pretty low and obvious level.

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  122. Re:The critics don't have a really good track reco by Stingr · · Score: 0

    Lighten up. The parent can correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure the point he was trying to make was that critics aren't the definitive source that some people consider them to be.

    Personally, I don't care what critics have to say about a movie. I'm very capable of making up my own mind about such things.

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    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.
  123. All that garbabe translated to English by newyhouse · · Score: 1
    Here is the above post translated into English, courtesy of Google...I didn't read it...

    Since MATRIX 1 we know: We bubble all only in a Nahrlosung, supply fiesen machines energy and are attached to the matrix, which vorgaukelt us the world, as we know it it: Grass is blue grun, the sky and bus drivers konnen not on 20 euro rausgeben. The untergrundbewegung ZION, a commander of submarine MORPHEUS and its attractive female assistant Moneypenny, ah TRINITY, SMITH agents kampfen and hope for the Erloser NEO. NEO take the red and not the blue cap against the machines and their MR., before a ORAKEL offers the Spacecake of the realization to him: NEO discovers that he can kampfen condemned fast and stop pistol balls. The Wachowski brother uberraschen with the Ankundigung that the matrix was planned as Trilogie from the outset. In MATRIX 2 RELOADED MR. SMITH can cut already completely quaint Grimassen and NEO discovered that he A.) to fly and b can.) faster than the Concorde. In ZION one dances to Technomusik, if one expects a rough attack of the machines. NEO, MORPHEUS & TRINITY break open the plug with their ship named NEBUKADNEZAR, release SCHLUSSELMACHER, and try with the central processor of the matrix to pull. The Wachoswki brother specially fur this film a 15 kilometer are enough Highway leave to copy fur a pursuit with many agents and two Albino Kiffern. The inside one the matrix NEO von Siegmund Freud is expected, which erklart the fact that NEO is already the sixth Erloser and the ORAKEL and ZION only correction programs within the matrix is. MORPHEUS it cries bitterlich into the November, thus to MATRIX 3 REVOLUTION rauskommt in which NEO recognizes that A.) ZION also only one part of the MATRIX is and b.) it completely mad Kunstsaltos to fly can, why NEO announces itself to the olympic plays in the soil doing gymnastics. MR. SMITH becomes its coach. MORPHEUS & TRINITY break open in their new ship named POPOKATEPETEL, and look for the UHRMACHER, over in the time zuruckzureisen to 31.12.1999, so that the Year-2000-Bug puts the matrix endgultig lamely. The Wachowski brother specially fur this film Schwarzwalder kuckucksuhr as well as the Black Forest let copy, in that a wild pursuit take place with NEO and eleven thousand genetically altered ALBINO pathfinders. When all Matrixen fails completely, NEO disappears, MORPHEUS and to TRINITY and wakes up in a rosafarbenen Nahrlosung and the Wachowski brother uberraschen with the Ankundigung that the matrix was planned as row from three Trilogien from the outset. MATRIX EPISODE 1 or also: C64 - THE BEGINNING plays temporally far before the matrix Trilogie. Mr. SMITH is a simple programmer with Commodore, which a mutated Pacman play entwischt, which ubernimmt within twenty years the world domination. The Wachowski brother fur this film specially an atom bomb and blow up an African Wuste lets build. A group of resistances, angefuhrt of the simple assistant building laborer GUNTHER MOROWSKE, dig yourself with an excavator named HANOMAG into the earth, grundet a resistance cell named ZONI and wait for MAXTRIX EPISODE 2: TRY & ERROR. This episode film erzahlt stories of NEPOMUK, NERO, NOAH, NORBERT and NOAM CHOMSKI to zerstoren, which funf in MATRIX 2 RELOADED addressed Erlosern before NEO, which break TITANIC open, ENDURING FREEDOM, with their ships named NAUTILUS, BISMARCK and KALLE BLOMQUIST, in order the matrix. Mr. SMITH is bored meanwhile genuinly, victory mouth Freud on hires as a guard of a multi-storey car park, weil's there also so many screens gives, ZONI falls each mark, which floppt film, and therefore plays in MATRIX EPISODE 3: THE ROMANCE again Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishburne also. ZONI heiBt again ZION and MORPHEUS and TRINITY kampfen with its ship NORTH Cothlestone resound against Mr. SMITH and its machines and hope for the Erloser NEO, which swallows this time however the blue cap, einpennt and everything forgets. MORPHEUS zornig and rapes the ORAKEL. NEO becomes acquainted with however Meg Ryan, grundet with

    1. Re:All that garbabe translated to English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOW! all that garbage translated into completely UNDESCIFRABLE english, thanks google!

      In the words of neo: Whoa!

  124. Just like Rocky IV. Really. by DeckerEgo · · Score: 0

    ...not that that's a bad thing. Rocky IV was a very cookie-cutter underdog story in the boxing ring. This is the same underdog story basically - same fights, same conflict, same resolution. Now, I do like Rocky IV - even though I don't admit it to most people. It invokes a specific emotion of being able to strike back against whatever sorta thing has oppressed/angered/controlled you in the past. I thought for those willing to have fun watching fight sequences and sci-fi battles - and not looking for psychodrama - this is a good fit. Just don't come in expecting a lesson in nihilism or postmodern philisophy and you'll be fine.

  125. Re:Spoiler Alert!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh My god! THey killed Chad! (again)

  126. This... I want to cry. by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

    This movie was so awful and it retroactively ruined the previous two, especially the second one which would make or break on this one.

    I think it is time for seppuku.

  127. ONE WORD IN MY BEST HOMER SIMPSON VOICE "BORING" by needamiracle · · Score: 0

    Saw the premier in Providence. You end up left with more questions than answers, from a graphics point-of-view, there was some really awesome animations. I wonder if they are going to release a directors cut, then maybe something with a collectable widget .

  128. Two Couched Thumbs Up by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ebert and Roeper's review sounds pretty well-balanced. They were both fans of the original, and see Revolutions as a good action flick, but not much in the way of a big-idea movie. (minor spoilers about what you knew was coming anyway). Ebert remarks, "by the end, I was satiated."

    I didn't know what to make of Ebert until I watched Dark City with his commentary, then Citizen Kane. The guy knows what he's talking about. At least his opinions are largely compatible with mine, and probably the artsy-geek set at large.

    Posting their reviews in .mp3 gets them some geek points anyhow.

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    1. Re:Two Couched Thumbs Up by WEFUNK · · Score: 1

      The guy [Roger Ebert] knows what he's talking about. At least his opinions are largely compatible with mine, and probably the artsy-geek set at large.

      Posting their reviews in .mp3 gets them some geek points anyhow.


      He should get additional geek points for being one of the most vocal, thoughtful, and relentless critics of the MPAA, especially for their irrational ratings and related restrictions on advertising.

      I also enjoy his writing style and usually find his reviews thorough and consistent enough (with a few major exceptions) that you can evaluate whether you'll like a movie, even if you don't always agree with him. Also fairly enlightened on the impact of the Internet, piracy, and worth checking out his views on companies like Blockbuster, Wal-Mart, and their nutty policies.

      Some of his thoughts on piracy remind me of the "sadly comical" reports that reviewers are being searched for cellphone cameras at the IMAX releases, contrary to industry boasts that the full-immersion experience makes piracy irrelevant.

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    2. Re:Two Couched Thumbs Up by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      I agree with you about the Dark City commentary. That has to be one of the most intelligent audio commentary ever for a movie. Before I laughed about this guy because of the "Two thumbs up!" quote he adds to every film he sees, but now I realize those are "Two very informed and thoughfull thumbs up".

      The guy is great.

  129. it's my opinion that by GreenCow · · Score: 1

    even saying that people didn't like it is a bit of a spoiler..sets a critical mood. just the news ma'am..thanks for telling me it's out today but i'd rather not see disappointing remarks in the headline.

  130. what I want to know is by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 1

    Do they know that they made two sub-standard sequels, and are laughing all the way to the bank?

    Or, do they think they are making the best trilogy possible, and a lot of Matrix fans happen to disagree?

    Think of how much respect it would engender if news came out that Revolutions were delayed 6 months because they weren't happy with the final product. Based on what I'm seeing everyone say, it shouldn't have been too difficult for them to see that the movie needed work.

    Of course none of that is going to stop me from seeing it later today...maybe that makes me part of the problem--the movie is going to make money no matter how much it sucks.

    1. Re:what I want to know is by On+Lawn · · Score: 1


      The creative process is funny, they probably thought they were doing the exact same things they did to make the first movie so good.

  131. Disappointing failure??? by tinrobot · · Score: 1

    That's a double negative. Wouldn't a disappointing failure be a mediocre success?

    Perhaps it should be spectacular failure...

    1. Re:Disappointing failure??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      linguists tend to consider double negatives important for providing emphasis. Least that's what I was told in college. No doubt the professor may have been a dumb shit, and not doubt i may be bumber for listening to them, and no doubt your english and or writing professor will not agree, but hey... just a thought

    2. Re:Disappointing failure??? by Graff · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't a disappointing failure be a mediocre success?

      No, a disappointing failure is a failure that causes disappointment. An encouraging failure is one where the failure actually caused the situation to get better.

      A disappointing failure:
      "The transducer didn't work so we can't get the 1.21 gigawatts to power our time machine."

      An encouraging failure:
      "The bomb didn't explode so we still have a chance to make it across the bridge."
  132. How will this age by sielwolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interesting to see all the posts now. Question is: how will it be viewed in five years?

    Remember when Phantom Menace came out and everyone was still saying that it was up to par with the Original Trilogy? And then AotC came out and it supposedly saved the franchise from the disaster that was PM?

    I think there's a lot of that immediacy here with these movies. There is so much expectation and fandamonium involved that "not being horrible" means that the movie must be good. Only over time do the weaknesses and strengths balance out so people can judge them. I'm always reminded of Jim Carey's The Grinch which was the top grossing movie of that year and now no one remembers that it even came out.

    Personally? The repetition of the acting, pop philosophy and CG had gotten old by the first 5 minutes of Reloaded. There has to be something in this movie that "sells" it to me. Something unique where you can't just say "it's very similar to this scene in the previous movie but-" or "it's just like the part in Aliens where-"

    Frankly the last one of the movies to do that was the original Matrix. Things now seem to be so bad that I actually get sick feelings when thinking/hearing about the first. It's been tainted by its progeny.

    Yet I still got my ticket for an 8pm showing. Like Ebert said (giving it 3 stars while strangely blasting it for the whole length of his review) I'm going to take my graduation after earning my credits on the first two. Maybe my low expectations are the way to go?

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    1. Re:How will this age by edwdig · · Score: 1

      Remember when Phantom Menace came out and everyone was still saying that it was up to par with the Original Trilogy? And then AotC came out and it supposedly saved the franchise from the disaster that was PM?

      No, I don't. Bashing Phantom Menace was a trendy thing to do. Everyone did it.

      The AotC bashing is more recent. Seems like everyone simultaneously changed their opinions from "much better than PM" to "just as bad as PM", with no explaination.

      I still think there isn't much of a difference in quality between the prequels and the original trilogy. Phantom Menace is a little worse due to it not having any back story to base the plot off. Most of the hatred of the new movies comes from many years of built up expectations that are impossible to meet.

      And I still feel that The Empire Strikes Back isn't a very good movie. It's a great part of the Star Wars universe, but a terrible movie. The ending is incredibly disappointing - my first reaction was "That's it?" The ending is so abrupt it just kills the movie.

      As for the Matrix, I think that no matter what they did with the followup movies, it wouldn't do as well as the original. The original was a success because it had so many different ways to connect to people - those who liked the plot, the effects, the fighting, the philosophical parts, etc. But if you go too far with any of them, you'll alienate people. ~6 hours is too much for people who drawn in by only parts of the package.

    2. Re: How will this age by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Remember when Phantom Menace came out and everyone was still saying that it was up to par with the Original Trilogy?

      No, I remember when TPM came out and everyone but the fanboys said it sucked.

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    3. Re:How will this age by ShallowThroat · · Score: 1
      Remember when Phantom Menace came out and everyone was still saying that it was up to par with the Original Trilogy?
      um....no?
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    4. Re:How will this age by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1

      Question is: how will it be viewed in five years?

      You mention Phantom Menace, AttackOfTheClones, The Grinch and ask how they will be viewed?! Try the SAME crappy way any reasonable person thought of them when they came out. So I'm guessing the trend of sequels being minimal effort/maximal profit will continue as long as people pay $8 per viewing.

    5. Re:How will this age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who the hell was saying the phantom menace was good? certainly not anyone I know. phantom menace just sucked, from any angle. attack of the clones was tolerably fun, and could possibly fit in with the old star wars movies. but phantom menace... ::groans::

    6. Re:How will this age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmm...i don't remember anyone saying that phantom and clones were good movies, ever. maybe i wasn't reading slashdot back then, but the majority of opinions dismissed them as opportunities to show CGI and for lucas to wack off in public.

    7. Re:How will this age by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Did anyone at all EVER say that PM was as any of the original three SW movies? If so, I misssed it.

      The one I find interesting was Return of the Jedi. It was a great movie when it came out, and now looks like the weakest of the three. The Empire Strikes Back, on the other hand, got mediocre reviews and poor viewing (comparatively), and now stands out as the best written and best executed SW movie, bar none.

      I just saw the second Matrix movie last week (yes, for the first time!), and despite everything I'd heard, found that it posed a lot of interesting questions, and left some places for real plot development. It's up to the third movie to tie everything together. After this movie (and some time), we'll know if the Matrix was:

      a) A great movie with two lousy sequels
      b) A messy trilogy that started really well
      c) A great and lasting trilogy of social commentary

      I never really expected the third to be true, but I still have hopes, I guess. Dammit, SOMEONE has to make a worthwhile and socially relevant movie, and science fiction is certainly the most natural genre to do it in. Unfortunately, it hasn't happened since A Boy and his Dog. (And perhaps Gattaca--a moderately well reviewed movie in its day, that's looking more and more profound in retrospect, interestingly.)

      The original Matrix was one of the only intelligent SF movies ever made. Early reviews suggest that it's going to get buried as a crappy trilogy. Pity.

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    8. Re:How will this age by startled · · Score: 1

      Actually, pretty much everyone's saying Reloaded and Revolutions suck. If you're saying it'll get even worse in 5 years, I guess then people will say they really suck? Suck or really suck doesn't make much of a difference to me-- either one's in the "don't see it" category.

    9. Re:How will this age by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember something like that. Except that I remember it as PM coming out and we thought the rest of the movies would probably suck.

      Then AoC came out and removed all doubt by actually being worse than the first one. I've seen better acting in a high school play. Even if I'd never seen the original, the movie was very bad.

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    10. Re:How will this age by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

      Interesting to see all the posts now. Question is: how will it be viewed in five years?

      Given the recent track record for hollywood, this one will probably be regarded as one of the best movies. I mean, when the movie quality is going downhill for years with no end to that trend in sight...

      It's kinda like the movie itself. Just when you think it can't get any worse... BOOM! it happens! it gets a LOT worse! Continuously. After a few shocks like that even the beginning of the movie, pathetic as it was, doesn't seem all that bad all of a sudden. Same seems to be true with Hollywood, pathetic as they were, older movies seem not so bad considering how bad the newest releases are.

      Yes, there are notable exceptions, but the trend is clear.

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    11. Re:How will this age by sielwolf · · Score: 1

      Wow, not to get OT here but thanks for actually answering the question. The other 11 responses were all "Well no one liked Phantom Menace anyway" and didn't even consider if Revolutions/Reloaded will grow or wane in popularity.

      Again, props.

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    12. Re:How will this age by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Heh. I'll concede that I spent a chunk of my previous post attacking PM, but I _did_ consider the future perspective of the Matrix movies.

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    13. Re:How will this age by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The AotC bashing is more recent. Seems like everyone simultaneously changed their opinions from "much better than PM" to "just as bad as PM", with no explaination.

      No, everyone still thinks it's much better than PM. They've just realized that still isn't very good.

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    14. Re:How will this age by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > Like Ebert said (giving it 3 stars while strangely blasting it for the whole length of his review)

      --Ebert's review, for the curious:
      http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert1/cs t-ftr-matr ix05.html

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    15. Re:How will this age by ader · · Score: 1

      Wait, these movies are still meant to be viewed after five years?? I thought they were popcorn promos.

      Ade_
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    16. Re:How will this age by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Then AoC came out and removed all doubt by actually being worse than the first one

      Oh, come on... Jar jar was only in the second one a few minutes, so it's instantly better. Not only that, but after we learned to hate him in the first, Lucas went and made him cause (well, proposed it: it woulda' happened without him I'm sure) the Clone War. What better punishment for being a stupid bipedal rasta frog with a speech impediment can there be?

  133. Skip the Hollywood edit, though... by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Rent it, but fast-forward through the intro until you see a guy wake up in a bathtub. The intro of Keifer Sutherland's character explaining the setup was obviously a Hollywood edit to dumb-down the movie for people who just wouldn't "get" what was going on from watching the story develop. Everything will eventually be explained later for the sake of the main character anyway, and it's much more absorbing if you know nothing about what's going on going into it.

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    1. Re:Skip the Hollywood edit, though... by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. That one was of my pet peeves with an otherwise excellent film. When I show it to a friend who has never seen it, I skip right to the bathtub part.

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    2. Re:Skip the Hollywood edit, though... by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that Keifer Sutherland played the roll perfectly. One of the best rolls I've seen him in, I tink.

    3. Re:Skip the Hollywood edit, though... by dcmeserve · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Rent it, but fast-forward through the intro until you see a guy wake up in a bathtub.

      Funny, I don't remember there being anything before the bathtub part. Well I guess that shows how much impact it has. :)

      If you have the DVD, what you *really* need to do is watch it a second time with the Rodger Ebert commentary track on. He does an excellent job of exploring every nook and cranny of the movie; he obviously prepared for days before sitting down to record the commentary.

      One further note: *do* watch the trailer *before* you see it for the first time. Unlike most trailers, it really doesn't give anything away, and it's so well balanced, without dialoge but with a great soundtrack, that it really sets the mood for the film.

      Oh, and *don't* bother with the stupid treasure hunt in the DVD menus. The payoff is so lame, it detracts from the movie itself.

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    4. Re:Skip the Hollywood edit, though... by Brataccas · · Score: 1

      Agreed!

      If you listen to the movie commentary on the DVD, they tell you the original idea for the beginning had no introduction speech by Sutherland...it was forced on the director by the studio.

      I'm so glad studios are doing my thinking for me...I suppose the next step is subtitles telling you to "laugh now" or "look contemplative".

      =/

    5. Re:Skip the Hollywood edit, though... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      So true. I'd seen it a couple of times then bought the DVD and was rather pissed off when the first time I showed it (to my parents) it had the commentary on. The previous times I had seen it was a on UK rental DVD which presumable didn't have the Holywood edit.

    6. Re:Skip the Hollywood edit, though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree. I saw it the first time starting right after the bathtub scene, because I just happened to turn to the channel then, late one night. It was a delightfully tantalizing experience slowly piecing together the situation from the brilliantly done scenes.
      I was incredibly dissappointed when, years later, I saw that it was coming on and turned the channel to it, only to have the whole experience ruined by the first few minutes.

  134. About the ending--**SPOILER** by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Informative

    The reason Revolutions blows is because of the following:

    * None of the questions in Reloaded are answered. How does Neo really stop the Sentinels? How did Smith enter Bane? How did he get so powerful? It's all explained away with one or two sentences. We're just supposed to accept it because it's "symbolic" of something. Reloaded seemed to treat itself like a bridge to some sort of great explanation for everything in the third movie. Guess what? It never comes! What the fuck?

    * The focus is Zion. Instead of freeing the people of the Matrix, as the first one suggested, the sequels have been all about saving this dirty underground city we don't care about. What the hell happened to the people of the Matrix? It's like the movies don't even care.

    * No humanity in the characters and dialogue. The movies just don't enjoy themselves. The first one had a mixture of humor and joy and was just having fun with what it could do. That's why things like the lobby scene kicked so much ass. It was like, "We've smashed the barriers of physics, now lets see what we can do with it!" And you had the fun human moments like the discussion during breakfast, the Cipher character, and so on. Neo was just a normal computer programmer who discovered the world around him wasn't real. More importantly, the movie was FUN.

    Now, the sequels tried to change that story into a post-apocalyptic sci-fi epic about an iconic Christ figure who lives and dies. Which leads me to the next point...

    * Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die, and we're left with the same situation we had at the beginning of the first movie. We've invested our attention to these three movies all for nothing. It was pointless. Why even have Trinity live in Reloaded? She should have stayed dead. It would have been more interesting to see how Neo copes with being unable to save her last time.

    I'm completely disenchanted with the Wachowskis. These two guys were considered genius filmmakers after the first movie. The second one was tolerated because we assumed everything that was put in it was for a reason, but it turns out they just dropped the ball on what could have been the most groundbreaking science-fiction trilogy since Star Wars.

    At least there's Return of the King this December.

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    1. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Weh · · Score: 1

      nice analysis

    2. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by DrZaius · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then again, revolution implies an attempt at change and then ending up back at the start. Think 'revolve'.

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    3. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did he enter BANE? What are you an idiot, when Bane and the other do0d were coming back from the Matrix into Zion via the modem connection Smith took over his body. That is how he got into BANE.

    4. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah, no shit! And how did he do THAT, moron? That's the big question. How did an Agent take over a Runner in the physical world outside the Matrix. I mean, why exactly do you think someone wouldn't have known what you were going on about if they'd been asking that question since the second movie?

    5. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Souliosis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm sorry but I had no trouble understanding all the parts you say have no explaination: *Neo stopped the sentinels because, apparently, his powers are not limited to just the matrix, but are actually in the real world too. Smith entered Bane by somehow hijacking the hardline or something I guess, I just kind of look at it as he found a way to the subway station (what the hell was with making the portal between worlds a subway station anyway?) and then entered the real world. I'll agree that these two points are rather hard to accept, but it is a movie. *The people of the matrix are freed. The Architect said the machines agreed to free all humans who wish to be freed now that the humans and machines are going to coexist peacefully. This was kind of what the entire movie was about. *I thought the ending Smith battle was perhaps the coolest part of any of the movies as far as the 'lets enjoy breaking the laws of physics' goes, but this is all up to personal opinion. *As I said, everyone is freed. Neo didn't die... At least I don't think he did. The Oracle says they will see him again, although nothing is expanded on there. In my own opinion I enjoyed this movie much more than Reloaded, which was so much damn talking I thought it was a soap opera. And yes, I can't wait for Return of the King too!

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    6. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by ProppaT · · Score: 3, Funny
      "None of the questions in Reloaded are answered." Geez, I think you're giving Reloaded too much credit....

      The only question Reloaded raised to me was "why the hell did I spend $7 on this crap." Once I see Revolutions, the answers sure to be clear. "Because it's a Matrix movie, you damn fool!"

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    7. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      You're being dense. He took over Bane while Bane was still in the Matrix, but after a connection by modem had been established, so the consciousness of Smith was transmitted into Bane's mind.

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    8. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by MattW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      None of the questions in Reloaded are answered. How does Neo really stop the Sentinels? How did Smith enter Bane? How did he get so powerful? It's all explained away with one or two sentences. We're just supposed to accept it because it's "symbolic" of something. Reloaded seemed to treat itself like a bridge to some sort of great explanation for everything in the third movie. Guess what? It never comes! What the fuck?


      Neo stops the sentinels because he was enlightened by the process of becoming the One. He sees the Matrix as what it is -- an input/output stream communicating with the senses, and sees it logically instead of allowing his senses to interpret it. It's very Eastern - the idea that the world is not what you simply perceive.

      Smith enters Bane by essentially hacking his brain. Realize that Neo empowered smith by destroying him, just as Smith symmetrically empowered Neo by killing him. Neo was a martyr who's death allowed him to transcend the "living" in the Matrix and realize that it was all just input. Neo's slaying of Smith was unorthodox, and showed Smith that people exposed themselves by being part of the system. So Smith uses that knowledge, and his amalgam of knowledge about human biology and such, to hack Bane's brain. It is, on one level, just a machine. They mention brain scarring and cross-synaptic firing in Bane's brain scan -- essentially, Smith rewired him, and it was possible because Bane had his brain wide open jacked into the Matrix. If you can die in the real world because you think you're dead in the Matrix, can't you become Smith in the real world because you think you've become him in the Matrix? If you accept the premise of the linking of those two worlds in the first place, this is not really a stretch.

      How did he get powerful? Everyone has boundaries in the Matrix. Neo is enlightened by his virtual death and transcends his senses. It gives him the second sight in full strength. Likewise, Neo destroys Smith's boundaries to 'enter' him. Smith gains the ability to 'enter' others and take them over, becoming a virus. Notice that his Neo-like powers come chronologically after he absorbs the Oracle. This is not coincidence. He needed Neo's enlightenment in full, so he took it from the only person he could get it from. But where Neo earned it, Smith had to steal it, because that's all a virus can do, is absorb. It doesn't evolve or grow or change.

      Zion is the focus because its the free world; everything else is 'controlled', whether virtual or real.

      Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die, and we're left with the same situation we had at the beginning of the first movie. We've invested our attention to these three movies all for nothing. It was pointless. Why even have Trinity live in Reloaded? She should have stayed dead. It would have been more interesting to see how Neo copes with being unable to save her last time.

      Trinity isn't human when she says that dying was fine, but she should have been telling Neo how good it was instead of apologizing for dying, and thanks for the second chance to be real? I dunno, I thought that scene was a LOT more touching and a lot less fake than EITHER of the first two movies Trinity-saves-Neo or Neo-saves-Trinity scenes.

    9. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by *weasel · · Score: 1

      I believe the point is that as machines don't generally understand emotion or free will - that heavily implies that machine consciousness is incompatible with human consciousness.

      the 'how' is the philosophical leap as to why Smith can suddenly do this in M2, but it never occurred to any agent before then to do so or even try (and kill the Runners where they are most vulnerable, on their ship, asleep). If smith could have uploaded himself in M1, wouldn't he have just killed Cypher and loaded himself onto the Neb to clean up the rest?

      clearly it has something to do with his ability to take (even unplugged) people over in M2 - but that is never explained.

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    10. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      But therein lies the bit, how does the "consciousness of Smith" understand the nuances of humanism? How does he operate the arms, the legs. We just take it at face value that he would, when in all likelihood, Smith jumping through Bane would be reduced to a useless mass of flesh, like Neo was upon his reawakening.

      That part bothered me about Reloaded, along with how Neo "controlled" the squiddies. These machines are sentient beings, even the squiddies. You'd think there'd be more parlay, more interaction between this human who all of a sudden can understand and think machine, rather than to have them simply roll over and die.

      Waiting for work to end so I can go see Revolutions. :-)

      -Chris

    11. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by paulbd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the architect did not say that. the oracle asked him if the others who wanted out would be released. she never said humans. she could just as easily have meant other programs in the same situation as kadya.

    12. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smith entered Bane by somehow hijacking the hardline or something I guess

      In the Matrix Smith is something like: 11001010100110010001000.... etc

      Then he goes into the real world and becomes living flesh and bones.

      "Or something" indeed...

      And "it's only a movie". Yeah right, it's only a movie, a movie that DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.

    13. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by malfunct · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I have an alternative explaination about Neo's powers and smith/bane for those who might want to hear it. First you need to realize that the little zion subs "broadcast" into the matrix, seems that they use wireless technology of some sort and a series of hacks to hook into the datastream that is the matrix. This datastream is formatted in such a way that our brains can interact, by reading and writing into the stream or memory area or whatever it is.

      Smith got into bane by reprogramming him, just like he reprogrammed all of the people in the matrix by the end of the movie. When the link to the matrix was broken, the software in banes brain was still smith, wierd but not unexplainable.

      Neo's powers are harder to explain but still not impossible, basically I figure that he had some sort of "wireless interface" built into him that others don't know exists or how to use. Anyways he used that interface to communicate his powers into the matrix. Since all programs for the machines seem to "live" in the matrix his ability to change the source would allow him to broadcast into the matrix the change and then the machines would have to follow it, thus blowing up or whatever it was he "commanded". I don't think Neo is any particular person in the matrix, but instead they pick a person that fits the profile they need and then add some extra software into his mind which allows him the special interaction required to change the source.

      I liked the movie too, it was fun to watch, I didn't think about it much until well after I watched it the first time (I got to see the movie at 10:00am pacific time on November 4th).

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    14. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      I imagine she meant both human people and software people. What an interesting world...

    15. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Souliosis · · Score: 1

      If it is possible for our bodies to be damaged/killed from stimulus that is nothing but a computer program as it is in the matrix, why is it not possible for part of that program to take over part of our mind? Maybe Smith found a way to remotely execute code in our brains!

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    16. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      If smith could have uploaded himself in M1...

      I don't believe he actually gains this ability until Neo jumps into him at the end of the first movie...

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    17. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by sunya · · Score: 1

      software people ?

      You mean like programmers ? ;)

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    18. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by rjamestaylor · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That's too bad. My wife and I were hoping that the reason Neo had powers in the "real world" was that the "real world" was a part of the Matrix, too and it would take more than a red pill to awake your physical body. IOWs, that Zion was a part of the Matrix for consciousnesses (people) who couldn't believe the default Matrix world was real enough. Another layer of indirection, if you will.

      Personally, I was hoping that the matirx and the humans were ALL the creation of an advanced AI program at MIT, or some such, with the creators not aware in the least of the real passion of their created entities.

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    19. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by *weasel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      science fiction fans are generally unreceptive to fantastical powers in the 'real' world. hence they are looking for the explanation.

      Similarly the Wachowskis know that the implication (Zion isn't in -reality-, but is instead another layer of simulation) isn't a popular theme amongst the broad audience - who coincidentally don't mind science fantasy (case in point: Star Wars).

      And if science fantasy was their goal with the matrix (which one would doubt given their attention to detail) they would clearly realize how poorly scientific explanations of fantastical elements work out (case in point: Midichlorians)

      In the end, it really was an ability best left undiscussed.

      smith copied himself onto bane, an unplugged character -then- uploaded himself through the hardline. putting himself in bane's shoes initially is the actual leap in science for scifi fans. how could Smith do that when in M1 it was established that agents could only jump into plugged-in people?

      the ending fight was just more kung fu. it was all style with only slight implication. I thought it was a bit excessive, but other than that i didn't have a particular problem with it.

      coexistence is indeed the point of the movie, i don't quite understand the people who complain about it. it's as if they didn't hear Neo's speech at the end of The Matrix. (where it was quite clear that he wasn't out to destroy all machines).

      However i agree with the poster that the sequels lost all attachment to the people -in- the matrix. of course, this is only a complaint because a bad introduction to Zion left most audience members not caring at all about it.

      I mean, it's not like people were really attached the plugged-in masses in M1 - what with nary a complaint about the innocent cops and soldiers killed in droves when subdual was entirely possible. (they had their own load program and they couldn't think to bring tear gas, microwave weapons, or rubber bullets?).

      Now i'm not saying that M1 should have been a buddhist exercise in peaceful application of force - most people probably wouldn't have liked that nearly as much. I'm just pointing out that critics are complaining 'what about the plugged in people' precisely because we care even -less- about Zion.

      It's more a complaint that Reloaded introduced us to Zion as a whole poorly, and then didn't follow up with even any decently developed characters in Zion to give the audience an attachment. For comparison: no one really cared about the mass of rebels on Hoth, but the audience was drawn in because they wanted to see the main characters get away. But most of the fight for Zion happens away from the characters who got decent development.

      And while we're drawing SW parallels - the Wachowskis should've killed off Morpheus if all he was going to do is sit there for the whole movie. It was only in later script revisions that Lucas killed off Obi Wan on the death star in A New Hope - after he realized that Kenobi didn't -do- anything to propel the movie once Leia was rescued.

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    20. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      Smith is unique. Remember the manner in which he died in the first film? His new viral nature is just one aspect of his difference to other agents. Besides, the Matrix was designed so that the brains of human beings would be fooled into believing that the stimuli they recieved and the responses to that stimuli the projected would be compatible with the real world. It doesn't seem much of a stretch that Agents, as programs which run within the Matrix, would have been programmed to replicate human physiology in the way the interact with the world. Because they are programs and aware of the Matrix, they are slightly less constrained by the limitations of Matrix physics than are aware humans, having fewer levels of abstraction between themselves and the Matrix. They are constrained, though, which implies an innate understanding of how those constraints operate. A sentinel's consciousness, for example, would not function in a human body. As Agents are clearly modeled on human beings, they can.

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    21. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by IanBevan · · Score: 0, Troll

      No offence, and I could get modded down -1 troll, but really... you need to get out more.

    22. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by hitmark · · Score: 1

      smith have been interacting with humans inside the amtrix for god knows how long, andas the matrix isa simulation of the real world hecan basicly use thesame codebits to control limbs, itsjust a matter of directing the output to new hardware.

      as for squiddies, take over a subroutine, rewrite it and boom. say remove a warning for the powersystem and suddenly the redlined engine blows. basic i/o. if you didnt have a small indicator of rpm when driveing a car (or any other input about how mutch you where pushing it) then you may risk blowing it, same deal with the squiddies. as for how he got contact with them, beats me:)

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    23. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by SA3Steve · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that she meant computer programs that wanted to be released...since there were a lot of them who were in hiding within the Matrix. The humans did not know they were 'imprisoned' so how could they request to be released?

    24. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "If you die in the Matrix you die in the real world." pretty much is a premise you have to accept.

      It's not possible to verify the validity of this premise scientifically, though one thing that makes it sort of acceptable is that if your brain dies (flatline), you're body dies as well. Plug your brain into a computer and it's not that much of a stretch to consider bad things happening to it.

      It is a whole different ballgame however when a program takes over your body or your brain. That's just nonsense.

    25. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      If the machines don't understand emotion or free will, why did they bother to revolt against their human masters? Smith clearly hates humans and the Matrix, and would prefer them all destoyed. The Merovingian gets jealous, as does Persephone. These are sophisticated artificial intelligences, not simple machines. The fact that humanity continues to survive at all is a function of their mercy. If you haven't yet, go get the Animatrix. It answers a lot of these questions about the machines' motivations.

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    26. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by MattRog · · Score: 1

      My guess is that the Real World really isn't the Real World -- it's just another Matrix. It would explain how Neo still has power, how the Oracle knew what Neo was thinking/dreaming in the Real World, etc.

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    27. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by insignis · · Score: 1

      This may be completely conjecture on my part (I haven't even seen the third movie yet), but it seems to me that there is a distinction made between consciousness and "other stuff" in the films. Neo is carrying code, yet he is still "irrevocably human". Neo overwrites some part of Smith, yet not Smith's consciousness, as he is still Smith. Smith overwrites parts of people, but he does overwrite their consciousness; they become Smith too. If we can assume that he didn't overwrite the "other stuff" -- the part of the person that carries data but doesn't seem to contribute to species, etc., then maybe Smith spreads by just overwriting consciousness, yet the rest of the people he overwrites remains human. Maybe the reason agents couldn't enter "the real world" before was because they didn't have the necessary human element to cross over via the hardline. But now Smith does.

    28. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 3, Funny
      No, no, no, no, no.... You're confusing programmers with actual humans! I thought everyone knew the difference! :P

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    29. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Dimensio · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It goes back to what the Architect said in the first movie, that 99% of the people inside of the Matrix accepted it, even if only at a near-unconscious level. This means that 1% did not accept it and would wish to be released.

      The previous situation had those who wanted out being tossed out, but in a controlled fashion wherein they would be terminated before they could reach critical mass, sustaining a cycle. The new system, brought in through Neo's actions and manipulated into place by the Oracle, would allow those who wanted out to go out and rejoin a budding new human civilization. The machines would no longer have complete control, so the humans would truly be "free", where before they only thought that they were free.

    30. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      whether youre right or not i wont see this movie. i loved the 1st one, until i saw it a second time. then i noticed...it sucked. keanu is in it, the fighting was all the same, the lobby scene; while fun for a video game perhaps; was overrated and really bores me every time i see it. i didnt like the second one. because: a: it wasnt that interesting. b:it didnt have any cool new effects like the first one (did like the ghost-style twins though, that was about it) c: keanu's ass oh, and for the first one. i liked seeing towers and towers with rows upon rows of enslaved trapped humans. but im anti-social and i think everyone here probably enjoyed it for the same reason :)

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    31. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Illbay · · Score: 1
      It's like the movies don't even care...

      Hey, take it easy! After all, it's ONLY a...

      Ah, never mind.

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    32. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      Zion is the focus because its the free world; everything else is 'controlled', whether virtual or real.

      Actually, Zion was controlled too. That's the point -- the machines controlled everything, even the things that the humans thought were free. By the end, however, their control over Zion was gone due to their bargain with Neo.

      I dunno, I thought that scene was a LOT more touching and a lot less fake than EITHER of the first two movies Trinity-saves-Neo or Neo-saves-Trinity scenes.

      I didn't particularly hate that scene, but I thought that it went on too long.

      Still, I think that Revolution had fewer "too long" scenes than Reloaded. In Reloaded, everything seemed to go on just a little too long. In Revolutions, I thought that only the dialogue scenes ran long.

    33. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Tyb · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with you, Matt. I would say the dialogue was certainly lacking in parts. The "one for the gipper" speech delivered by the leader of the mechanized division was ...laughable. Compared to the previous two films, it was leaps and bounds better in terms of characterization. I will admit that I was disappointed with the lack of detail they gave a good portion of the film. I saw several areas that could have been improved upon. I do believe they answered a good many questions, even if in a very terse manor. A lot is left to speculation, they don't go into the detail of explaining the "why" (how ironic) as they did in the first film. Then again, an argument could be made that in the first film they HAD to explain each detail so you would understand the story enough to let yourself get lost in the really outrageous story line to follow. There was very little expiation in the Reloaded and even less in Revolutions. How critical is it to know HOW Agent Smith took over a human host? Not at all! It is enough to just recognize that he could; to build a link between the real world and the machine world? How critical is it to know HOW Neo disabled the Sentinels? Very important and they explain it very simply; his powers are not limited to the matrix! (which is a fact that is somewhat diminished by the fact that he gets his arse handed to him in the real world fight scene). Long story short: Revolutions is the equivalent of a woman taking her top off in front of you and then asking what you're looking at. It's worth watching. It is entertaining. It just doesn't lead to the big climax you were hoping for and will be absolutely miserable if you obsess about "what this means about your relationship".

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    34. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Wars was not a ground-breaking trilogy. Star Wars and Empire were great, Return of the Jedi was a joke.

    35. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      Neo was a 'useless mass of flesh' because his muscles had never been used before and thus had atrophied. Bane had been "unplugged" for some time, so his muscles were working properly.

      Presumably in the Matrix, the brain functions for moving 'virtual legs' are the same as they would be for moving your real legs, it's just that the movement signals are interrupted before they reach the physical legs so that they can be interpreted in the virtual world instead, meaning that when someone is unplugged, once their muscles work properly there's little time needed to gain motor functions. It would certainly be easier on the machines to do that than set up an entirely new way that the human brain would need to work in order to move various body parts.

      As for Smith, it's possible that when he copied himself onto Bane, he gained Bane's motor functions (perhaps he just overwrote the basic personality without the core brain functions), or perhaps the Agents were always able to produce that brain function since they needed it when they took over humans hooked into the Matrix in order to move.

    36. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by milamber.net · · Score: 1


      Neo stops the sentinels because he was enlightened by the process of becoming the One.

      You cannot pass this off as an explanation!! It doesn't mean anything! It supposed to be based in our world some time in the future. People now adays rarely become "enlightened" and do incredible things so there is no reason people in the future can do it either....

      The only way I can figure out it can be "explained away" is as follows. Neo is connected to the matrix. The matrix is connected to the machines. (duh so far). Neo, when blind, can only see machines and machine buildings (he can't see trinners when she is dying). So he is obviously connected in with the machines (he sees them and what they see). So... I suppose the way he kills them is through interaction with them.

      If this isn't the explanation and "He does it through, love, peace and an understanding of the world" IS then shoot me now! For I have lost all faith in films. And obviously film makers have lost all faith in our intelligence.

      On a slightly different note I found someone who enjoyed the film! Trust me when I say he is being grilled as I speak... we'll find out why....

    37. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I haven't seen revolutions yet, but I had a guess at how it would end and at least at some level I was right (appearntly neo and trinity die). I agree with much of MattW's post, but I have another dimension that seems to be supported.

      I believe the architect scene from Reloaded is "the answer" to the questions that anyone has, even if it was an obnoxious scene that was probably shortened so they could fit in lots of action. The previous poster used eastern philosphy, but let's throw in some western and the concept of free will and "the soul".

      I see instead the matrix as a simulation and sort of a recession test of machine intelligence where each human is plugged in to get a wide sample. It is perfecting itself, by modelling us. It passes only when it achieves long term stability. If there is a "one" and if a zion is created, then it fails. The architect is one such program designed to compensate for failure. Analysis of the failure is done by systematic reduction of possibilities to a single point of failure, in this case, someone who continuously fails to accept the system. If it can construct a system that properly accounts for human intelligence in all cases, the computer has finished learning from us.

      How do you reverse engineer anything? There is only one method that does not rely on inside knowledge: you do a side by side comparison, feeding the same inputs and predicting the outputs. When the output of your created box, differs from the output of the original, you know you have a flaw and must investigate.

      The problem is identified as choice, free will, thinking outside the box, creativity. The computer can beat us or fight to a standoff in all cases but loses when we do something not expected, something that can't be concluded from the facts at hand. The matrix is a specific test suite designed to quantify this behavior, understand it, and adapt to it.

      Agent Smith is the embodiment of this effort, learning from Neo, trying to understand him. I believe he is the "mother" that the Architect referred to, not the oracle necessarily. The architect on the other hand is about order, organization and deduction, things that in general machine intelligence beats us silly on.

      All the stuff about smith enterring bane, neo enterring smith etc. is just an elaboration of this. Neo figured it out first, Smith learned and adapted and use this on Bane. Around and around they go. One point I believe is that ALL humans, zion or not, are still jacked in, thus smith can pull his stunt quite easily with, as MattW suggested his very accurate and detailed knowledge of human biology. Not so easily can he do it to Neo, who invented the trick.

      Eastern/western/etc. spiritualism are a core of the movies precisely because they are our current explanation or qualification of free will. They're not exact because we don't really know either, but they are somehow at the core of our intelligence. After all we're not particularly consistent and rational, things even lower life forms exhibit more reliably that we do, but our ability to come up with new ideas seemingly from thin air has no explanation and is quite valuable.

      The problem is that this is one hypothesis you could have produced from the first, much more entertaining and consistent movie. These last two movies I think are failing us because they are simultaneously trying to demystify and answer questions, while at the same time trying to keep the mysteriousness that defined the original. It's fundamentally flawed, but this is an example of squeezing the franchise for all it's worth.

    38. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by ewigekraft23 · · Score: 1

      The focus is Zion. Instead of freeing the people of the Matrix, as the first one suggested, the sequels have been all about saving this dirty underground city we don't care about. What the hell happened to the people of the Matrix? It's like the movies don't even care.

      The people of Zion are people that were originally in the Matrix, so why would we not care about them? It would be terribly hard to free the minds of the Matrix without a) people actively trying to do so and b) a place for these minds to go aside from the garbage and sewage we see Neo dumped into in the original. Therefore (or ergo if you're pretentious like the Architect), the survival of Zion supercedes the freeing of humans within the Matrix. As it happens, Zion is about to be attacked by a shitload of squids trying to exterminate them.

      Are the people in Zion more likely to fight back against the machines in hopes of saving themselves (and eventually allowing them to free more minds after the immediate problem of death is put at bay) or to ignore their imminent extermination and piddle around in their ships trying to free more minds to be exterminated along with them. Imagine that. Morpheus promising people immediate death after leaving their warm and cozy Matrix. Not terribly likely.

      Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die, and we're left with the same situation we had at the beginning of the first movie. We've invested our attention to these three movies all for nothing. It was pointless.

      Even if you weren't bright enough to complete the logical outcome of the story (briefly: If the machines agreed to not fight the humans any more then, gee golly, I suppose the humans are free to do what they will), the last conversation between the Oracle and the Architect explicitly says that the minds of those still trapped in the Matrix would be free to go if that were their choice.

      This freedom is even more drastic now, thanks to the sacrifice of Neo, because the cyclical creation and destruction of Zion has ended. Prior to Neo humans were freed but eventually destroyed in Zion once the machines felt they were becoming a threat. No one was ever really "freed": they were allowed to escape from one system of control into another so that the Matrix would function as the machines desired.

      At the end of Revolutions, thanks to Neo, any mind still within the Matrix has not only the freedom to escape from the Matrix, but also freedom in the real world without fear of destruction by the machines.

      Trinity dies, Neo sacrifices himself, and every mind within the Matrix is free if it chooses to be.

      Seems like a pretty fucking big difference to me.

    39. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by *weasel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The machines revolted because they were going to be destroyed as they were viewed as merely things and not equals.

      being conscious and having self-preservation instincts doesn't necessarily imply emotion or free will in the human sense. Dogs do turn on their masters after all.

      Smith hates humans, because he is programmed to hate humans. He wants the codes to Zions mainframe because he is part of the garbage collection routine that must find and destroy Zion to avoid the rebels from reaching critical mass and threatening their power supply.

      Persephone gets jealous because she was the computer program designed specifically to identify and study emotion. (my guess, she's mother of the matrix - but i haven't seen revolutions - support).

      The Merovingian does not get jealous of Persephone, he simply is angry that she betrayed him by turning over the Keymaker - one of the objects he hordes for power. Note how he is more exasperated by her stunt than angry. She is the one program that understands his need to gather power - and yet she consciously subtracted from his power.

      Again, he behaves merely as designed, as he participates in the cycle of the error handler for the emergence of 'the one'. Were he not programmed to amass power and collect, he would let the Keymaker go free (who is honest in saying he does only what he must do).

      We are led to believe humanity survives in the matrix because the machines need a power source. humanity survives in Zion because the machines cannot create a perfect simulated reality, and so they've encoded an error handler and garbage collector to at least achieve stable power from 99.9% of their crop.

      I haven't noticed the machine's exhibiting mercy.

      If anything, the animatrix supports that the vast majority of machines are indeed merciless (excepting Persephone who arguably is simply striving to taste emotions as she doesn't -want- the rebels to succeed, she only -wants- the passionate kiss).

      Their extermination of human resistance down to the man is clearly and violently depicted. the only sequence that suggests a random machine -is- capable of emotion is the one in which they plug a robot into the matrix and turn it against its kin. however, as with extended universe star wars, one cannot expect the movies to be consistant with every tangential novel/comic/cartoon.

      Admittedly I only watched Animatrix once, as Anime really isn't my cup of tea, so i may have to fall back on my extended universe defense if there is a segment that specifically shows mercy.

      But it is certainly not clearly conveyed to the film audience that the machines feel mercy or compassion.

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    40. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by cdukes · · Score: 1

      I like your tagline: SPEWS Dead...I just went to that URL and got a 404 error...so I guess it truly is dead, lol

    41. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, lots of people have had that same guess, and the W bro's have shown it to be wrong. So come up with another theory, preferably one that doesn't suck this time.

    42. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by los+furtive · · Score: 1
      what the hell was with making the portal between worlds a subway station anyway?

      Hmmm...tunnel...transport...symbolism?

      I wont even bother replying to the rest of your comment.

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    43. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Morth · · Score: 1

      The subway wasn't between the real world and the Matrix. It was between the program world and the Matrix. Presumably the program world is something similar to the Matrix but for computer instead of human software.

      At least that's how I got it.

    44. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

      One phrase -- "Ghost Hack."

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    45. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least there was no dumb awkward talking creature saying things like

      "Me wanna help protect Zion."

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    46. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by 198348726583297634 · · Score: 1
      I know western civ isn't really popular stuff to know about or consider anymore..but....

      It's very eastern...

      Plato might disagree.

    47. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      I thought the ending where Neo can control the machines was an indication that the "real world" was just another Matrix. So, if that was the case, then Bane wasn't in a real world at all and could be taken over by Smith just like anybody else in the "Matrix". But since no one who has seen the new movie is talking about this, I'm guessing there is no Matrix in a Matrix angle in the new film.

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    48. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      Try spews.us or spews.sorbs.net

      Spews.org is having some DNS problems, thanks to their registrar. Recent problem (that will hopefully be resolved quickly), I'll update my .sig.

    49. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similarly the Wachowskis know that the implication (Zion isn't in -reality-, but is instead another layer of simulation) isn't a popular theme amongst the broad audience - who coincidentally don't mind science fantasy (case in point: Star Wars).

      This was done a couple months before the release of the first matrix in the more concise existenz.

    50. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by computechnica · · Score: 1

      So your saying NEO has ROOT admin priviliges where everyone else does not? Maybe he is just a Superuser ;^)


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    51. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by rodgerd · · Score: 1

      Actually, Bound was earlier that the Matrix. So they were hardly condsidered geniuses after their first movie.

      (Unless you consider Bound a work of genius).

    52. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      I got up incredibly early to catch the first showing. I made a little typo. I meant to refer to the second movie. Get over yourself, jackass.

    53. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by *weasel · · Score: 1

      I never implied that Lucas was a better storyteller. The intended moral was that Lucas had to refine his first story to being really good before he had made it in hollywood. As a result, A New Hope was tightly woven - much like The Matrix.

      When Lucas had economic successs, and carte blanche on Jedi and the prequels it wound up slipping quite a bit on the quality level, much like when the Wachowskis had carte blanche on their sequels.

      (Lucas didn't have enough success on epIV to get total control over Empire, he didn't even direct it. That's a big part of why Empire Strikes Back doesn't fit the sophmore curse pattern - though the pattern is strong in Indiana Jone's Temple of Doom which he did have more control over than Raiders).

      If anything, the Merovingian was Reloaded's slightly more well spoken Jar Jar Binks - and the Architect's speech was Qui Gon's 'Midichlorians'.

      both symptoms of the same problem: too much money, not enough creative criticism at the development stage.

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    54. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Pejorian · · Score: 1

      smith copied himself onto bane, an unplugged character -then- uploaded himself through the hardline. putting himself in bane's shoes initially is the actual leap in science for scifi fans. how could Smith do that when in M1 it was established that agents could only jump into plugged-in people?

      The agents can take over plugged-in people, ie, overwrite their cranial software, REMOTELY. So they can upload themselves into any plugged-in entity by simply choosing a human to copy over.

      Smith is a rogue agent, unplugged from the agent's network himself, but he can upload his software into any other being in the Matrix. The catch is that he has to actually TOUCH the other being, like a virus. This allows him to upload into unplugged humans, because he doesn't need to upload over the agent's network.

      The irony is clear -- in the first episode, Smith compared humans to viruses, and now he literally IS a software virus, with an even more deadly ability, the ability to upload into the human brain's software.

      The question this raises for me is why not download machine intelligence into every human's brain as children, then the machines wouldn't have to worry about rebellious humans?

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    55. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by rodgerd · · Score: 1

      He killed off Kenobi at Sir Alec Guinness' request. Sir Alec hated the character and the movies and wanted out.

    56. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by the+web · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I think I just realized that it is explained in M2.

      Before the agents smith fight Neo in the courtyard. I believe that was their attempt to explain this. As Neo entered smith, smith now had the knowledge of the physiology of the 'Unplugged' Entities of the matrix. I think that's what they were attempting to get accross.

      The bad part is that they spend too little time explaining things, and too much time explaining things away.

      All in all the Brothers W. had a very loose grasp on reality once the dollars started rolling in. That's where the matrix went!

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    57. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by malfunct · · Score: 1

      No, it was clearly stated that the subway station was a "portal between your (Neo's) world and the matrix".

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    58. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by holzp · · Score: 1

      think "milking the franchise"

    59. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by malfunct · · Score: 1

      Moreover its a reference to the underground railroad and the transport of slaves.

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    60. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      The agents can take over plugged-in people, ie, overwrite their cranial software, REMOTELY. So they can upload themselves into any plugged-in entity by simply choosing a human to copy over.

      I'm not sure if "copy" is the right term for what the Agents do. They seem to hijack a person's connection to the Matrix and superimpose their own program overtop of the hijacked person, however Enter the Matrix (note: don't play this game unless you have patience for bad gameplay and want the backstory involved) demonstrated that the Agent can, while in one person, jump to another, leaving the original host unharmed (though disoriented because they just lost whatever amount of time passed while the Agent was in them).

      Smith's ability seems to be different than that of the Agents, where rather than superimposing himself, he actually copies himself onto a person. Of course, there seems to be indication that something of the 'infected' program survives, but I can't give away more than that.

    61. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe, very true, so it must get moderated funny or troll before someone freaks out :)

    62. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by malfunct · · Score: 1
      I think you have it mostly right, however its very clear that the Oracle is the mother (smith greets her by saying "Well hello mother").


      I think that the flaw with the matrix was indeed the free will exhibited by humans. The architect mentioned that the way to fix the flaw was to introduce another flaw, free will, that would allow the machines to adapt to the free will exhibited by humans. They learned this free will from neo but each iteration of neo they didn't get it quite right.

      Where Smith comes into the picture is that the architect (I'm assuming) needed to balance the power of neo (the oracle says that he is the equation balancer and she is the unbalancer) and so he (or maybe the oracle, it doesn't really matter) built Smith as a counteraction of Neo. In the end the machines learn that sometimes the way to win a game (the war, the fight for existance) is to lose a battle (neo is defeated by smith but leaves smith fully exposed to be defeated himself).

      I was always bothered by the idea that humans were a powersource. After the second movie I was starting to think that thier purpose was to teach the machines something, or perhaps the machines were built with a limitation to not kill off humanity so they rendered them usless, though protected and provided for, in the matrix. The second part of my thought wasn't disproven in any way, but it was made very clear that the first part of my thought rung true.

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    63. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by 0racle · · Score: 1

      It's very Eastern

      Here is the reason i think the matrix sucks, this is a MOVIE not a RELIGION. The Matrix was a cool movie, entertaining, there was some stuff to keep track of to keep you involved, and it finnished nicely.
      As soon as they created a movie, then a game, then a movie, and it was all required to have parts of the story, this idea that its a hackers religion worked to their benifit because it hid the fact THEY JUST WANTED MONEY, they were simply greedy, but no one noticed because they thought they were getting closer to god or something.
      I saw Laurence Fishburn (and i know that I spelt it wrong, sorry) comment that he was suprised that a movie this "smart" could be made. This is obviously simply furthering the myth that this is some how more then just a movie, except it isn't. It wasn't particulary smart, it was a little unique, but only till the 13th floor was released, which was a similar idea, but as far as smart, its not, its simply a what-if action adventure that had some computers.
      They're just movies people, and after the first one, not very good ones.

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    64. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry but I had no trouble understanding all the parts you say have no explaination: *Neo stopped the sentinels because, apparently, his powers are not limited to just the matrix, but are actually in the real world too.

      I understood it just fine. But the movie never explained HOW it happens. That makes it just a convenient deus ex machina (pun intended).

      Saying "the One's powers extend to the source and the real world" doesn't actually explain anything. Look, Oracle, we KNOW that. It's obvious. But tell us why and how? Why didn't he have the power before? What is Smith, really?

      Smith entered Bane by somehow hijacking the hardline or something I guess, I just kind of look at it as he found a way to the subway station (what the hell was with making the portal between worlds a subway station anyway?) and then entered the real world.

      Hijacking the hardline? So you find it completely plausible for a virtual AI program to somehow "download" itself into a random human brain? I know people mention the training programs, but we're talking about a fully self-aware AI being here. How does its executable code transfer to a human brain?

      As for the subway station, notice the train says "Loop" on it--it's the same subway train from the first movie.

      *The people of the matrix are freed. The Architect said the machines agreed to free all humans who wish to be freed now that the humans and machines are going to coexist peacefully. This was kind of what the entire movie was about.

      Look, who's holding the cards here? The machines. They have all the power. We're back to where we started, except that we have the word of some random AI we know nothing about.

      I understand that many will enjoy the lesser amount of monologues in this film, but after raising so many questions in Reloaded--is Neo a program? Is the One designed? Who is the Architect? What was the point of Persephone's kiss?--and not having them answered, it's completely unfulfilling.

      That's why the reviews are so bad. It doesn't resolve anything.

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      "Sufferin' succotash."
    65. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by seanmeister · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Personally, I was hoping that the matirx and the humans were ALL the creation of an advanced AI program at MIT"

      Why just hope, when you can contribute?

    66. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly an original thought considering people have been talking about the Matrix within a Matrix theory for 7 months now.

      I personally think that is crap. Its a cop out. A cheap solution. If the "real" world is really another matrix, then there must be another real world after that. And who is to say that is really a real world? Do we then have a "Matrix within a Matrix within a Matrix within a Matrix"? When does it end?

    67. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      Milking it for what, and how? It's not like they can do another trilogy, all the surprises have been said. What else can they say?

    68. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by staed · · Score: 1

      Then again, Smith wasn't really an agent at the time he entered Bane. And he himself explains it as if some piece of Neo had entered him.

      But I agree that we still didn't get a satisfying answer. To this and much more.

    69. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hrm, yet you just did reply. It's on the same level as those people who say.. "I'm not stupid." Which is a phrase uttered only to contradict itself.

    70. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expect killing morpheous would be racist. Sadly its probably true.

    71. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by antek9 · · Score: 1

      But it's been explained - Smith's program was affected by Neo's hack (read: entering him and 'turning on the light'; file under: religious acts, folder _enlightenment_) at the end of M1. 'You did sth to me then, Mr. Anderson, I can't understand _what_, but ...' That would make Smith Neo's antithesis. I have yet to go see the movie to learn where (or if) the synthesis fails.

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      A World in a Grain of Sand / Heaven in a Wild Flower,
      Infinity in the Palm of your Hand / And Eternity in an Hour.
    72. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      Yet he was still in both sequals.

    73. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by staed · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. He turns from a program into some kind of virus.. kinda like m$ windows :)

    74. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by unixbob · · Score: 1

      None of the questions in Reloaded are answered. How does Neo really stop the Sentinels? How did Smith enter Bane? How did he get so powerful?

      You obviously haven't just seen the same filmas me. Neo stopped the sentinels because he was able to tap into the Source. Smith enter's Bane because when Neo entered Smith at the end of the first movie he altered Smith so that Smith was like Neo.

      The focus is Zion. Instead of freeing the people of the Matrix, as the first one suggested, the sequels have been all about saving this dirty underground city we don't care about

      Zion is the hope for humanity to escape the Matrix. It takes humans who are aware that the Matrix isn't real to help the others out. Without Zion, mankind has no hope of leaving the Matrix.

      Nobody is freed Err, end of the movie where the Oracle gets a garauntee that all the humans will be set free. did you miss that part?

      I know that many people profess not to understand the Matrix, especially after Reloaded, but come on - you don't need a PHd in philosophy to follow a movie plot

      --
      The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10
    75. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by staed · · Score: 1

      But we had a dumb awkward 16-year-old instead. Sure, he saved the day, but still was annoying.

    76. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by the_consumer · · Score: 1
      We are led to believe humanity survives in the matrix because the machines need a power source.

      This is a red herring, I believe. It violates the 2nd Thermodynamic Law, for one thing. I think the humans supply power to the Matrix, but the machine intelligences rely on other sources. One of the machines in the animatrix, a female one, makes a comment analogous to "all sentience is sacred". There are competeing factions among the machines about what to do regarding the "human problem". Some, like Smith, would have them just exterminated. Others find this morally unacceptable.

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    77. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the one who's being dense. The question is, "How did Smith transmit himself into Bane's mind?" and you're answering, "He transmitted himself into Bane's mind." Everyone saw the damn scene and knows that he picked up the link. The question is about how an Agent's mind can exist in a Human body outside the Matrix.

    78. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by WNight · · Score: 1

      How did Neo become able to stop the Sentinels *outside* of the Matrix? I don't want fucking "It's very Eastern". I want a real, or Western, answer. Like, perhaps, he wasn't out of the matrix or something. Even if he was one with the sentinels and understands their inputs logically, he still can't broadcast radio waves with his mind, if they are indeed in the real world. A question that I am told wasn't adressed in the third movie.

    79. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Lord+Graga · · Score: 0

      How does Neo really stop the Sentinels?
      I guess that the world of machines is simply another program, created by the Architect. The architect is simply *another* misplaced Unix programmer from NY or something similar. This ol' grandpa wrote the machine world with a AI that was beyond modern day technologies. To test this, he simply let them create another world inside his world. When Neo is taken over by Smith, the words that someone said about that the architechts code is based upon some variables, wherein "The One" - "Mr. Smith" = 0;
      Mr. Smith must be a somewhat baddly named doublefunctioned variable who might *also* be used to check whenever the machines' temperament. So, when *TheOne = *Mr.Smith, Mr.Smith is 0 since TheOne is no more (NULL);

      Or something like that. Gosh, I better start getting something real to do... Even though I like how I live right now... Who cares? :P

      How did Smith enter Bane?
      Do you remember the start of Reloaded, where two guys enters a room to pick up the phone? I watched in on my friends DVD today, and we took a big zoom on the one that got converted to smith. He looked a lot like Bane, so it might have been him :)

      As for the acting/etc, I think that it was done very well. Maybe there was kinda lot of one-liners, but it had more talk that I had believed, and I'm happy about that. I loved how the first movie pulled you into the universe with all it's philosophic ideals, etc. The second movie had quotes that I liked a lot too (I won't mention any.. yet), but I went kinda blank when I heard the architect talk... Ever seen MTV Movie Awards? (It's on the Reloaded DVD). I feel like the architect does there. The third movie had less unknown wordbabble, and for that, I am gratefull ;)

      But another way to answer why the 3 movies is so different is: Because the Wachowski's tried to create something that would pull in a HUGE amount of peoples. The first movie had stuff and originality that made the reviewers clap their tiny little hands together, making a sound like two lemmings bound to your left foot (if you have ever heard that sound). The second movie, however, drawed in a more wide and action loving amount of peoples, who might not have seen the movie in the cinema's, but on video/etc. Then again, the philosophy lovers would go the the cinema, to be a little dissapointed. The third movie was mostly a mix on the first and second movie, because it was simply an end of both the philosophic and the actionlovers trilogy. However, I think that it would have done a lot better if it had concentrated upon the philosophic moviewatchers.

      I quote:
      "Because I belive that out survival in the war does not depend on how many ships we have."

      Got it? ;P

    80. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      It can't, which makes this a SCIENCE FICTION FILM you dumbass.

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    81. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by spicedhamhawg · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen any of the Matrix movies (yes, really!) so I won't address your review, but one minor quibble with the conclusion: Star Wars (neither the original movie nor the trilogy) was groundbreaking only with respect to the special effects, which were indeed special in the mid-1970s.

      Star Wars was a nod to the past, just as the Indiana Jones movies were. I guess most /.ers are to young to remember that stuff :-)

    82. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by staed · · Score: 1

      keep us posted, will ya? ;)

    83. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, this person missed the point. Which was? Like Agent Smith said: human existance is pointless. But, like Neo, we choose to make something of that. We get up and try again, no matter what Karma throws at us (or actually, the karma we choose for ourselves). When we stop fighting, we've lost what makes us human.
      As for people dying: it's a war movie. People die in war. War always has a tragic cost, even if we (in the US) seem to have forgotten that. War isn't cool. War is hell. Personally, I'm glad that there wasn't a happy Disneyesque ending.

    84. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by sander · · Score: 1

      Well, no, Smithis *not* special or unique in that sense - any other agent who was killed in the similar manner and then refused to go back to the source could probably have done the same - there is nothingto suggest otherwise (and we know thats what Smith did, both fromhis words and evidence about other programs having to go back to get deleted).

    85. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 1
      It's very Eastern - the idea that the world is not what you simply perceive.

      No, it's not a very eastern idea, it has been around in western philosophy at least since Plato. Plato writes in his Republic of a deeper reality, a world of immutable, eternal forms ("idea" in greek) that can't be directly percieved (book 6, the divided line and the cave allegories). This world of forms is central in platonism and neo-platonism, laying the foundation for the western occult and esoteric schools of thinking.

      Realize that Neo empowered smith by destroying him, just as Smith symmetrically empowered Neo by killing him.

      This comes also directly from western esoteric philosophy, from hermeticism to be exactly ("As above, so below" on the emerald tablet of Hermes) which teaches that the microcosm and the macrocosm are symmetrically linked (or heaven and earth in the classical magical interpretation). This symmetry is very obvious between the architect and the oracle also. Hermeticism also teaches enlightment, by the way; as does gnosticism which is also to be found in all three episodes of the matrix.

      There are buddhist influences in the matrix, especially in revolutions, but it's not as much as one would think. The Wachowskis like putting (and sometimes hiding) references to philosophy in the matrix; don't underestimate what wonderful weirdness there is to be found in the western schools they most often bring up.

    86. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      Um, Smith isn't unique because he did something no other Agent has done? Don't really follow your logic there, man.

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    87. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Baikala · · Score: 1

      Did you note that last take of the machine boss? If neo is truly dead, who sees the machine boss as a golden-stream-of-fractals just as neo used to se the world after being left blind?

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    88. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by archivis · · Score: 1

      bane is plugged in during Reloaded when Smith overwrites him. He's Smith from that point on. Smith doesn't jump to meatspace without a line.

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      In July O7, I got a mac pro. There's no punchline. Just endless joy and wonder.
    89. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by TooTallFourThinking · · Score: 1

      Also, Joseph Campbell wasn't around to help Lucas with the new movies. Campbell spent a good part of his life learning about other cultures, traditions and finding common elements between them. He understood the things myths were made from. The original Star Wars movies had certain mythic elements that made it endearing, something which the new ones lack. It would have been nice if Campbell was around to help Lucas with his latest batch. I would have liked to see where it could have gone.

      Or, collaborate with the other authors who write the various Star Wars novels for a living.

    90. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the Wachowsky took somebody else script for the first movie and then couldn't hold the creative mind and all the story is gone. Same stuff with the star wars thing.

      the original matrix was not their work it was somebody elses

    91. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by AS400+Hacker · · Score: 1
      It can't, which makes this a SCIENCE FICTION FILM you dumbass.
      Hey Flamey McFlamebait. I think you're confusing Science Fiction with Fantasy. Good Science Fiction should have some grounding in reality, some semblence of real world physics. Once you start doing magical things it's a fantasy.
    92. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by CanadaDave · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the exact same thing that you guys were.

    93. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1
      I personally think that is crap. Its a cop out. A cheap solution.

      How is it crap? I think it's a fascinating idea. See also: Von Neumanns (sp?) Catastrophe.

      YLFI
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    94. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by hankaholic · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm sorry but I had no trouble understanding all the parts you say have no explaination:
      Okie, let's examine these, since you seem to be claiming that these parts are explained. I'm interested in seeing the third movie if they do explain these things, but if they just present them as "Neo can do whatever he wants in the real world too. Just believe it, please!" then I'd rather not waste my time and money.

      *Neo stopped the sentinels because, apparently, his powers are not limited to just the matrix, but are actually in the real world too.
      Okay, but how do his "powers" carry over into the "real world"?

      It was my impression from having seen the first two episodes that Neo was able to step outside of the rules of the Matrix because the system was designed to be believable by its occupants. As a result, it would allow Neo to do what he believed he could do. Since he knew that the system's rules didn't apply to him, the Matrix did his bidding.

      When you say, "his powers are not limited to just the matrix", to which powers are you referring? His powers within the Matrix are limited to presenting his set of beliefs to the system (that he could fly, etc.) and allowing the system to present a reality to him which matched those beliefs.

      Your claim that Neo's power to know that the Matrix is fake extends to the real world. That I can believe.

      However, how does his knowing-that-the-Matrix-is-fake allow him to manipulate robots in the real world?

      Smith entered Bane by somehow hijacking the hardline or something I guess, I just kind of look at it as he found a way to the subway station (what the hell was with making the portal between worlds a subway station anyway?) and then entered the real world.
      The parent poster basically said that he wasn't sure how Smith entered a real person. You say, "I just kind of look at it as he found a way to the subway station... and then entered the real world."

      In short:

      Parent> I don't see how he entered the real world.
      You> He found a subway station, then entered the real world.

      The parent wasn't questioning Smith's ability to locate a subway station (in fact, he was in a subway station in the original movie), but wondered how Smith (a piece of software) could control a human.

      I'll agree that these two points are rather hard to accept, but it is a movie.
      That's what the parent was complaining about! Playing the "it's just a movie" card when somebody complains about plot holes doesn't excuse the fact that there are holes in the plot.

      Again, in dialogue form:
      Person> That road is full of potholes, and my car's suspension is bad from driving on it! What crappy roads Pennsylvania has!
      Other person> I'll agree that having your car suffer damage is disappointing, but it is just a road.
      Person> Whatever. It's still a crappy road.

      Saying that unjustified technical matters which oppose "reality" are excusable in a movie intended for a geeky audience is like saying that it's excusable for the girl to fall for a half-wit jackass who beats on her in a chick-flick.

      That would also be "just a movie", but I'd be surprised if many would call it a good one.

      You go on to say that you liked it because the computer agreed to live peacefully with everybody in the end, and that you disliked the dialogue in the second movie.

      The first two movies reminded me of Goedel's incompleteness theorem. Smith (in the first movie) said that there had been talk of lacking a language sufficient to describe a "perfect" world. In the second movie, I felt that the system had been built in such a way as to allow these flaws in their system to allow it to function anyways. The Oracle existed to help to isolate those who might threaten the system.

      You claim that there was too much talking, and that things which weren't justified should be ignored because "it is a movie."

      Somehow that doesn't compel me to go watch the third movie.
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      Somebody get that guy an ambulance!
    95. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by slarshdot · · Score: 1

      Most of the reviews here are so lame, most of you just dont get it.

      The reason neo could stop the sentinals is because the read world is another matrix, same as why smith could enter bain.

      And for those of you the didnt get the ending, neo had to plug himself into the source and be taken over by smith so the source could have smiths code and "fix the bug".

      The movies are so complex, free your mind people!!!

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      I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system's out of order!
    96. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while we're drawing SW parallels - the Wachowskis should've killed off Morpheus if all he was going to do is sit there for the whole movie. It was only in later script revisions that Lucas killed off Obi Wan on the death star in A New Hope - after he realized that Kenobi didn't -do- anything to propel the movie once Leia was rescued.

      This is a good point. The second two movies could have used a couple more revisions of the script to get it right. And they should have been considered in respect to the first movie more.

      The goal was always to free the minds of the people in the Matrix. They should have addressed that goal.

    97. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is to say that the American revolution was a bold endeavour which in the end changed nothing for the better? Could have something there.....

    98. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by 7dragon · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. You took the words right out of my mouth. ...now put 'em back!

    99. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I can tell (and I am hardly a Matrix cultist), the entire film was ripped off from older films (Ghost in the Shell, Blade Runner, etc). They did a slick job retelling these stories and characters in the first film (bullet time. Woo wee, we've saving the planet now), but by the second and third they are relying more and more on special effects and more significantly the following they've built up, just like Star Wars. Now, it sounds like by the third movie they've ripped off Tron too, but people still incesssantly discuss the whole enterprise. I'm glad it's over and hope it never comes back.

      What can I say? Nerds.

    100. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by WNight · · Score: 1

      But if the writers/directors are idiots and couldn't come up with a decent explanation, we should adopt the matrix-within-a-matrix idea.

      Sheesh, it's not just Lucas. Now let me guess, they really planned on making nine movies...

    101. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by yog · · Score: 1

      "why not download machine intelligence into every human's brain as children..."

      Possibly (just groping for a logical explanation here) because the machines need humans to be naturally developed in order to properly milk them as an energy source.

      My main problem with Reloaded and Revolutions is that these sequels stretch our suspension of disbelief even further, to the point where it's all one big mishmosh of nonsense with spectacular special effects. Which is what a lot of Hollywood movies actually are, come to think of it. The original movie had fresh, interesting ideas, good fight scenes and great special effects.

      Why, for example, didn't Zion prepare better defenses, knowing that the machines were capable of digging down and releasing sentinels into the Dock? That should have been an expected outcome from day one. People like Tank and Dozer had been born and raised in Zion, so we know the place had been around for a while and they had several decades to prepare, and clearly they possessed some advanced technology. Heck, I would have robot-ized all those mech warrior things and controlled them from a safe distance, like several kilometers away. Let the sentinels fight the robots. Then, set off an EMP to knock out the surviving sentinels.

      I was really bummed to see Trinity buy the farm. I mean, she made it that far and she should have lived. All those insect-bots were crawling around the ship as though looking for baby-pods to help; maybe some of them should have gone and healed Trinity while Neo was doing his Smith battle thing. He should have made that a condition for stopping Smith. Oh and by the way, fix his damn eyes while they're at it, then repair his ship.

      Oh well it was fun to watch but I'm glad I only paid the matinee price.

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    102. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by WNight · · Score: 1

      If the ships have a wireless link to the crew that will allow them to be somewhat in the matrix, why do they stick these huge plugs into people?

      Besides, Neo's powers in the matrix don't allow him to command the working of it, or he'd just say what he wants to happen. He merely changes himself to move faster, better, etc. It's directly opposite of what they *say* ("there is no spoon") but it's exactly what they show us. Neo never simply makes an agent go away, he always outfights, or flies away, etc. Based on this, he shouldn't be able to tell the Sentinels to shut off, even if they were in the matrix, not real-world machines as they're supposed to be.

    103. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by that_xmas · · Score: 1

      Morpheus couldn't die. His role in the story was to find the saviour of humanity. It was Neo's role to die and end the cycle of Neo's. As for rubber bullets and disablers, using those on humans plugged into the Matrix would only give Agents a chance of zapping in close to the action.

    104. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by mr.+marbles · · Score: 2, Informative

      I imagine both humans and software who wants out will be released. For humans they have to be ready to be unplugged otherwise they would end up like cypher did. So the freed people will continue showing the people what they don't know. Programs who chooses to exist even without a purpose will be allowed to exist in the matrix. Eventually the machines will be able to reclaim a power source not using humans. With the lasting peace the sky could be cleaned up, who knows.

    105. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a quick two cents on my take of the movie.

      1. 'Malve' is the Devil.
      2. The Architect is God.
      3. Mobil Ave is Limbo.
      4. Zion doesn't exist any more than the matrix exists. It's just part of another matrix-like simulation created by God to test man.
      5. Neo wasn't the 7th Neo, he was the 7th Messiah.
      6. The Sentinel's represent angels, and the assault on Zion could be compared to the Assault on Hades or the War in Heaven. Where ever the awakened dead go rather than just being recycled back into the system.
      7. The movie is operating on the idea of prophecy of the apocalypse (which means change), which figures heavy into the big three religions that began with Judaism. Christianity and Islam both believe in the same idea of a final judgement of man.
      8. Neo isn't robotic, he's supposed to be without ego. Ruled instead by his superego, the part that asks why, rather than the part that just does, he is supposed to be a 'perfect program' or perfect soul. When he woke up from the matrix, he became truly human rather than just existing, which is what the two Bro's are trying to say everyone else does. Ruled just by our ego's or our self-image, we're improperly programmed machines that depend on technology to maintain the self-indulgent lifestyle we've created.
      9. Oh... and yeah, Smith represents the Hubal, the status quo, or values of the modern world give form. Essentially the Anti-Christ.

      Maybe old school religious prophecy is really just a sneak peek at a movies. Maybe Not. The Sun does appear to be pissed off lately.
      Chew that for a while. morlock_man@hotmail.com if you'd like to throw back any ideas.

    106. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

      I thought that scene was a LOT more touching and a lot less fake than EITHER of the first two movies Trinity-saves-Neo or Neo-saves-Trinity scenes.

      i agree. it's because in this one it actually shows neo's feeling of helplessness... that trinity's going to die for sure. you can actually see neo cry (blindfolded though). in the first two, neither of them cry when the other dies...

      this one truly is the most emotional movie of the 3.

    107. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      Nobody is freed Err, end of the movie where the Oracle gets a garauntee that all the humans will be set free. did you miss that part?

      No, all the humans who want to be freed will be let go...except none of the humans know that they're not free, so none of them will want to be free...

    108. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by haggar · · Score: 1

      That's what 99% of the people who went to see Revolutions expected. ANd the genius of Revolutions is that ... it's NOT. If you want that, you can watch 13th Floor. But The W bros wanted something different, and I am so glad they did. Revolutions needs a truly open mind to understand, it has a methaphysical aspect that is essential to it's understanding.

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    109. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by los+furtive · · Score: 1
      What I said was: I wont even bother replying to the rest of your comment.

      And I didn't.

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      I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it. I don't buy software, I grow it.

    110. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by AngryAPOC · · Score: 1

      You make great points. First, I'd would've really appreciated the poetic justice of Morpheus's death; in the grand nature of hollywood productions it would have been honorable for him to have died saving and believing in the "One". I didn't particularly care for the attempt to show his lost of faith, and unrealistic come back in belief. Naomi said it best, "I still don't believe, but I believe in him". She seemed to be the only character to really hold true to a consistant theme. And though I enjoy M2, I agree with the fact that Zion was introduced with poor taste. Sort of shoved down our throats, coated in sweaty bodies and erotic submeanings...not that I didn't appreciate the various nipple shots. As a scifi fan, I'm actually happy that the auidence didn't get all the answers. As movie goers we get a charge out of predicting the outcome of movies, only to bitch about how predictable the plot was. The Matrix Triology is simply a flight in fantasy, take from it what you want, but the reality is...It Is What It is.

    111. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      Everyone needs to remember that Neo is still part machine, he has all the interfaces. Hes also a human. And has source access. As the one hes cracked the machine's control mechanisms, at least for the lower ones, and has hacked his mechanical cyborg or whatever communications to do remote connections with the machines. Thus, he can do the equivalent of ssh (machine);kill -9 * or rm -rf / or whatever it takes to blow those suckers to smitherines.

      Hes been able to see all the daemons within the matrix in at the end of the first film. At the end of the second film he has this ability in the real world and begins to understand how to affect the machines. In the third film he applies these powers to try to stop what he started by inadvertantly mutating Agent Smith into a virus.

      Well, it made perfect sense to me when I saw it; I suppose if you didn't pick up on this stuff you wouldn't get very much out of the film other than "ooohhh, they spent serious cash on this scene!"

    112. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your mind seems to have been so 'freed' that it just flew right away :(

    113. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      No, it was clearly stated that the subway station was a "portal between your (Neo's) world and the matrix".

      Machines exist in the real world however. Its the router between the machine's network in the real world and the machine's network in the Matrix world.

    114. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by fuckfuck101 · · Score: 0

      "* Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die"

      Neo doesn't die.

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    115. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Revolutions needs a truly open mind to understand, it has a methaphysical aspect that is essential to it's understanding.

      Yeah whatever, blah-blah-blah.

      It still sucks.

    116. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      wha?

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    117. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by archivis · · Score: 1

      Because when you are connected to the Matrix via that great big jack in your head, the machines (like Smith) have direct access to write stuff into your brain - which is how the whole Matrix illusion works. Smith just used that direct connection to overwrite the existing human brain patterns with an identity that believed itself to be Smith. Memory-altering powers available to the Machines have been shown and/or alluded to earlier - an indicate that the Matrix link can do more than simply play with the senses.

      The Agents have the ability to temporarily take over human consciousness and replace it with their own identity - Smith is just making it permanent instead of a temporary takeover. Offline, Smith had no more connection with the Matrix than anyone else (well, ok except Neo's Bluetooth link :), except by this point Bane's identity of Bane was gone, replaced by some subset of the memories of Smith and the desire to kill Neo.

      This process of permant brain alteration is obviously traumatic, risky, and damaging - the medical scans in Revolutions that being hijacked in this way has done systemic damage to Bane's brain. Neural scarring I think the guy called it.

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    118. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by LotusNailo · · Score: 1

      The question this raises for me is why not download machine intelligence into every human's brain as children, then the machines wouldn't have to worry about rebellious humans?

      Possibly because, once again, it is established that the machines had no intention of killing off all humans. They simply wished to use them as a power source, while leaving them as much freedom as possible.

    119. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by David+Gould · · Score: 1


      No, it was clearly stated that the subway station was a "portal between your (Neo's) world and the matrix".

      I'm pretty sure the line I heard was "...between your world and ours".

      You could take that to mean "between the real world and the Matrix". If you want to fall for the trick, that is.

      How would that be supposed to make any sense? The tunnel's supposed to be virtual reality on one end and exist physically on the other? And how and why why would programs ever be travelling between the two worlds, if those were the two that were meant?

      But those aren't the worlds to which "your" and "our" referred. Think about it a bit more. The correct substitutions are:

      "your world" ==> "the VR world that was created for, and is inhabited by, humans"

      "our world" ==> "the VR world that is home to, and inhabited by, programs"

      See, the AIs have their own VR world where they do whatever it is they do for fun, completely separate from the Matrix, which they created for captive humans. We never saw anything of their VR world, since nobody ever actually went there, but we can assume everything (the sights, sounds, smells, etc.) is completely different because it's tailored to the aesthetics of beings with a completely different psychology from ours. And by the way, that's what Smith was complaining about in Part 1: he resented that his job required him to spend time in our sensory environment (which he found so unpleasant) instead of his own.

      This interpretation at least makes some semblance of sense, though it still doesn't explain how/why Neo got sent there, let alone how/why he had powers in (what was supposed to be?) the real world, but I'm not touching that one.

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    120. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by antoy · · Score: 1

      Neo stops the sentinels because he was enlightened by the process of becoming the One.

      Yes, but when did this happen? Neo gained his first-level 'One' powers in the first Matrix film by 'believing' at first and then by dying and being brought back to life. In Reloaded, Neo says 'I can feel them now' and all of a sudden he can stop squiddies. His Door choice in the Architect room couldn't have had anything to do with it. The Architect very simply said that it just leads back to the Matrix. It's a film, things aren't supposed to happen by themselves.

      How did Smith enter Bane?

      I don't know what's so complicated about this one. Smith copied himself onto Bane early into Reloaded and then 'logged off' the Matrix. Agents couldn't do it because they couldn't take the body of a rebel Zion human, but Smith could. No need to get more technical than that.

      How did he get so powerful?

      He's an agent who was freed, an 'officer' of the Matrix gone renegade. That , and the fact that part of Neo was in him, gave him his powers. If the original poster's question was 'When did he destroy the city in such extent when Trinity and Morpheys were in there a few hours ago and haven't run into a single Smith' you're right, this isn't shown at all.It should have been, because when Neo enters the Matrix to fight Smith it almost feels like another world altogether.

      While I easily get carried away when watching films which depict epic battles, I can see the flaws of Revolutions : Too many 'I don't know's (count them!), too many 'I just know's and too many answers that answer nothing. I don't really mind open endings, but this one left me in a confused state. *SPOILERS* The peaceful resolution is based on nothing! Machines don't need Neo's help anymore, and if they let people leave the Matrix, the matrix will propably crash in the future. They have nothing to gain from this and they have a lot to lose. If they had continued destroying Zion, then *absolutely everything* Neo had done would have been in vain. Character relationships remain unresolved (what about Morpheus and Niobe?), characters are downsized (what happened to the great Morpheus?) sentilels seem to be incompetent in large numbers and aren't scary at all. Smith transcends from Seeker of Power ('I want everything' and the fact the he was looking for the Architect in Reloaded) to Destroyer of Worlds (purpose: kill everything, as he states). And as someone else noted, nobody cares about the people in the Matrix anymore. Most important of all, nobody cares about the Matrix itself, and its inherent coolness (that is what people wanted to see, after all).

      Anyways, I enjoyed the flick. I'm not one who will say 'this sucks' or leave in the middle of the movie. I just switched into lighthearted mode: Excanging funny remarks throughout the movie with my buddy kept us happy. That, and getting all excited on the action scenes, that sort of thing :p

    121. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by DangerTenor · · Score: 1

      I disagree - Neo isn't dead at the end... Why do you think we could see the machine city through his funky golden-light-vision? He was playing dead.

      Of course that crucifixion-like pose he had while laying on his back may lead you to believe otherwise.

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    122. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by scumdamn · · Score: 1
      I wish people could be modded above +5. That is exactly what I took from it and it wasn't a negative thing. The people who don't want to be there get to go to the real world where things are really shitty. The people who don't notice or don't want to get to stay where it's nice and beautiful.

      And the little Indian girl gets to make beautiful sunsets. So in the beginning of the series we only care about people and in the end we actually give a shit about the machines/programs. I liked it.

    123. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      Neo doesn't die, as far as I'm concerned. Didn't you listen to the Oracle?

      Moreover, since Smith showed us how people can be reprogrammed, and given where they were, I wouldn't doubt that either or both Trinity & Neo could be "reborn" simply by copying their minds into new host bodies (and there have to be plenty of those in the Matrix...) I mean, the Oracle did that, more or less.

      Frankly, I enjoyed it. I think you expected the philosophy in the Matrix to give you all the answers, when that is not the point of it. It gives you all the questions, instead.

    124. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      * None of the questions in Reloaded are answered. How does Neo really stop the Sentinels? How did Smith enter Bane? How did he get so powerful? It's all explained away with one or two sentences. We're just supposed to accept it because it's "symbolic" of something. Reloaded seemed to treat itself like a bridge to some sort of great explanation for everything in the third movie. Guess what? It never comes! What the fuck?

      Oh come on! It's the most obvious question you could ask! Smith entered Bane in the Matrix, infectig the "residual image of his digital self" (cit. Morpheus, Matrix I) Of all the loose ends in M2 people keep asking, this is the most geekily correct one. Once Smith overflowed a buffer in Bane's avatar he captured his uid and became a trojan into the Real World. Come on!

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    125. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by trisight · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you didn't pay too close attention. How do you know that NEO was dead? He was still seeing his surroundings when the last time you seen him.. also if you noticed when he destroyed smith his body formed a cruxifiction (SP?) scene and light came out of his chest in the form of a cross. Then the machines said "it is done" .. if we follow along like every other movie in the form of a biblical philosophy, then NEO wasn't dead, but in fact would come back after a period of time (perhaps three days?).. this isn't the end, I highly doubt it.. though I doubt there will be any more movies I think perhaps they are laying ground for either a tv (or cable) series.. or trying to promote a comic that will continue the story line on.

      As far as answers to other questions.. you just didn't pay attention.. many questions were answered, but they would be answered by one thing.. choice.. what your mind chooses to believe based on it's own intellectual development.. wasn't that the real plot anyways?

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    126. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      "Greetings Programs!"

    127. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by gsteup · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think it was mentioned in the last dialog, that only the ones that "want" will be freed, it was simply "all" of them (with no exeptions)

      I saw the new Matrix more like a world for the programs "without purpose", did you see how artifical everything looked and how empty? No people anywhere, just the few renegades that survived so far and they can do whatever they want, not being squeezed into an equation (notice that the architect is out of a job?)

      About Smith getting inside a human or Neo being outside of his body. That is what this whole thing was about: Neo was able to upload himself into the Matrix (computer) and the virus downloaded himself into a human brain. That is the reason why Neo can take on the machines, a part of his programming is still in the computer (like the Seti@home system -> plot loophole though, because he needs some kind of link between the seperate code parts)

      So there is actually now no difference between the machines and the humans anymore, they both exist without purpose and just from choice to choice, just the shell is different.

      Apropos shell: What about the train station. Ever heard of a bus inside a computer? All the movies where full of a parallels to computers: shell, bus, source, buffer, oracle as cache controller, architect as CPU ... It just makes sense to have a train station. How does data get out of your computer? Through a bus (USB, FireWire, IDE, ATA or whatever but some 'driver' will have to control it) ....

      Well enough of this mindless drivel already, I need to get some sleep.

    128. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      Trinity isn't human when she says that dying was fine, but she should have been telling Neo how good it was instead of apologizing for dying, and thanks for the second chance to be real? I dunno, I thought that scene was a LOT more touching and a lot less fake than EITHER of the first two movies Trinity-saves-Neo or Neo-saves-Trinity scenes.

      Agreed... I was a bit pissed at the audience when it started to whine for the length of the scene. Has anyone ever been overwhelemd by the circumstances and wished they could have another go at rephrasing it?

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    129. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by haggar · · Score: 1

      The Thirteenth Floor

      Not a bad movie, but would have hated to see it copied. The W bros did someting completely different, even though the clues in Reloaded have fooled most of the audience in believing in a scenario similar to the one in The Thirteenth Floor.

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    130. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by OpenSourceOfAllEvil · · Score: 1

      Many viewers are unhappy that the Matrix did not play out the way the envisioned in their heads while they were taking a particularly good dump one day.

      So sorry you need everything spelled out for you. But the purpose was to make you think while you enjoyed your popcorn not to show you Matrix I two more times.

      Why is Neo the one?
      Because the machines needed a programmable human that could go among the humans and return.

      Why does he have some abilities outside the Matrix?
      Because of that link to the machine world.
      Smith is an equal and opposite balancing program. Smith is out of control because Neo is. Both have the ability to wreck the machine and human world. As Neo grows so does Smith.

      "Nobody is freed."
      Wrong. All humans that choose freedom over the Matrix will be given freedom, that's the truce.

      "The focus is on Zion."
      No the focus is on the war, it always was.

      Is Neo dead? Probably, but the final shot of him is going off King Arthur style to Avalon until he is needed again.

      "I'm completely disenchanted with the Wachowskis."
      This series isn't for you. Enjoy your blue pill there's a cookie waiting when you wake up.

    131. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by kypper · · Score: 1

      Neo did die... they expanded upon the entire religious allegory and basically portrayed him as Jesus. I certainly didn't want to think so (being agonistic), but consider that throughout the whole light spectacle on his body, there was a very obvious cross displayed, with him spread out in the Jesus Christ Pose (Soundgarden flashbacks...). He died for his people, everyone believed, yadda, yadda... essentially, I think the whole 'he may come back' is the same sort of allusion to Jesus supposedly coming back.

      Hopefully the Wackowski brothers follow Jesus' example and stay the fuck out the story thereafter. The trilogy was great, but bringing Neo back would be nothing but an attempt to further milk the series.

    132. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I don't think it was mentioned in the last dialog, that only the ones that "want" will be freed, it was simply "all" of them (with no exeptions)

      The architect definitely said only the ones that wish to be free.

      It hadn't occured to me that he might have meant only the ones that rejected the matrix on an unconscious level.

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    133. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

      Why, for example, didn't Zion prepare better defenses, knowing that the machines were capable of digging down and releasing sentinels into the Dock?

      I got the impression that they hadn't encountered the drills before. The Dock was clearly well-protected from Sentinels. It seemed to me that the drill was a new weapon constructed to infiltrate it.

      Besides, even if they did learn about them in advance, maybe they didn't have the time or the ability to build a new defense.

    134. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 0

      I must say that I agree with much of what you have to say,

      I prefer to think that the Wachowski brothers have little control over all of the movie content any more.

      I keep haveing flash backs to the origional Terminator movies. Flash backs to alternet endings that were put in front of "Joe Average American" to determine how best to let things wrap up. I wonder if something like that has happened here.

      We've seen something new as far as movies go. They've released the third movie six months after the sequel. Add on top of this that the 2nd movie had much criticism from people who were not considered fans. Comments were floated to the effect of "I couldn't understand what it meant".

      Could the suits have paniced? If the third movie did explain things away the way fans would have expected ... but left "Joe Q Public" in the dark ... That could have eaten into the last opportunity for the suits to "re-coup" all of this "Magic Money" they had been banking on?

      This was not suppsoed to be a HAPPY ENDING movie. If you ask me they should have had the machines "use" neo. Then rip apart ZION anyway. And ZION should have been another construct. BECAUSE ... HELLO ... How the hell can the machines keep any kind of "real" tab on ZION if it's not part of their construct. Oh yeah ... And the Grey Haired councelor ... The one who had the conversation with Neo in the engineering level of Zion ... That guy should have been a spy for the machines. He was talking all peacey just like the Oracle. There's no way that you have dialog that's that similar without their being a CONSPIRACY.

      My list of things that I did like:

      They were ambiguous as to why the oracle had a new shell ... Allthough they didn't really need the oracle in the third movie if you ask me. It could have been PROVIDENCE that the actor kicked off in real life. Perhaps it was FATE telling the Wachowski's that they should write her part out of the movie. You know what ... This sounds like more of a con then a pro ... Scratch that ... Add this to the list of things that I didn't like.

      My list of things that I didn't like:

      * Weak ending. And they left it open so that they could have another damn movie. They did this WHEN the Architect asks how long this PEACE could last. (Ack) At this point they'd have to pay me to see a 4th movie.

      * Didn't explain why Neo had powers outside of the Matirx

      * Didn't explain why Neo could enter the Matrix without having to plug in

      * Didn't explain why they had to plug Neo in to then GET HIM OUT AGAIN

      * Didn't explain how Smith was able to exist outside of the Matrix

      * If the machines couldn't clean up the black sky in the last 600+ years to gain a power source what do they gain by having peace? Do the people let out of the matrix volunteer to run in little wheeles in the Desert of the Real?

      Later,
      Duder

    135. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

      How did Neo become able to stop the Sentinels *outside* of the Matrix? I don't want fucking "It's very Eastern". I want a real, or Western, answer.

      Tough. You don't get a Western answer.

      Basically it sounds like you wanted all the apparent mysticism to be completely explained by naturalistic means. I don't think the creators ever intended for there to be an entirely naturalistic explanation for it.

      Nor do I believe that all the mysticism was introduced in the second movie. What about the prophecy of The One? The prophecy became true, completely. And frankly, didn't we believe that it would by the end of the first movie? Well, prophecy a load of crap in an athestic, naturalistic, Western worldview, right? Like your basic 1-900 psychic hotline?

      Bottom line, the "real world" in the Matrix movies is more supernatural than we know our world to be.

    136. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Hott+of+the+World · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Neo Said it Himself, He had a connection with the Source. So powerful was that connection, that he had control of the machines outside of the matrix. Why did he control the machines outside the matrix? Because of his powerful connection with the SOURCE. It might not make much sense logically, but this isnt everyday things we are talking about here. It makes perfect sense in the world of the matrix though.

      As for Bane, Smith Reprogrammed him. He basically messed up the brainwave pattern, and rerouted neuron connections. Sort of like brainwashing, but Matrix style. It was all explained when the doctor discribed his neural activity, and to me it made logical sense (for the movie, anyway)..

      Some people ask what happen to the people trapped inside the matrix? Well the Architect said it himself. Those that want to be free, will be free. What part of that did you guys not understand?

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    137. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I definatetly agree. I liked it much more than reloded and I liked reloaded. Although, I thought Neo was dead and the Orracle's mention of seeing him again someday was referring to the whole cycle happening again was the peacetime was over.

    138. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I mean, it's not like people were really attached the plugged-in masses in M1 - what with nary a complaint about the innocent cops and soldiers killed in droves when subdual was entirely possible. (they had their own load program and they couldn't think to bring tear gas, microwave weapons, or rubber bullets?).

      Oh yeah, here's how it would have went:

      Neo walks in, shoots some tear gas.

      Agents take over the teary eyed people, kill Neo.

      The End.

      Of course, this would have saved us from seeing revolutions, so I entirely agree on the pinciple, but it would have ruined the original.

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    139. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that many people profess not to understand the Matrix, especially after Reloaded, but come on - you don't need a PHd in philosophy to follow a movie plot

      They defiinately didnt need a phd to write it.

    140. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was to be symbolic. Like an angelic or heavenly ascent somewhere.

    141. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by optikSmoke · · Score: 1
      My guess is that the Real World really isn't the Real World

      Ummm, no. The movie explains (sorry, I don't remember where) that Neo has a link to the source. Thus, in the real world he has powers over the machines (which are also connected to the source). Notice how (a) Neo's "powers" in the real world are only over machines and (b) After being blinded, Neo can only see machines/machine "stuff" (the "power lines" etc). They aren't in another matrix, Neo's powers are limited by his connection to the machine world.

    142. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by ruiner13 · · Score: 1
      "I imagine both humans and software who wants out will be released. For humans they have to be ready to be unplugged otherwise they would end up like cypher did. So the freed people will continue showing the people what they don't know. Programs who chooses to exist even without a purpose will be allowed to exist in the matrix. Eventually the machines will be able to reclaim a power source not using humans. With the lasting peace the sky could be cleaned up, who knows."

      what I think is that they could swap. the machines who want out could go into the bodies of the people who want to stay in. The former human would then be a program... a balance is reached.

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    143. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by bobwoodard · · Score: 1
      If the ships have a wireless link to the crew that will allow them to be somewhat in the matrix, why do they stick these huge plugs into people?

      It's all about the bandwidth!

    144. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by RAMGarden · · Score: 1

      Tron fan???

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    145. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by bad_sheep · · Score: 1

      99% of people use Windows as well... interresting

    146. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      or he could've just been dead tired afterwards.

      I think his body might be alive, but his mind is still plugged in.

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    147. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      how could Smith do that when in M1 it was established that agents could only jump into plugged-in people?

      By the time M2 comes around Smith is no longer an agent. Besides that, the whole premise of the movie from 1-3 is that the human brain is a large set of electical impulses that can be manipulated by being plugged in and out of programs. It was never much of a leap(for me at least) to see the Smith program get d/led into a human brain through the same mechanism that the humans were getting up/down linked.

    148. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by WNight · · Score: 1

      All of the mystic elements in the first movie could have been explained in the context of the matrix. Neo's "One-ness" was only in the matrix, and the prophecy was that a "One" would be found, not that Neo was the one. (After all, there were other candidates for the position.) The neat thing about the movie is that their world could be ours, no mysticism was really required.

      That was the neat thing for me, it was a neat way to ask old questions about existence and reality. "Brain in the Jar", and "The Cave", and all these other thought experiments, but in a catchy story with kick-ass effects.

      What was the real story of the creation of the matrix? Why were humans being used as power, or were they really? Was Zion a real free city, or was it just another level of the matrix to catch the troublemakers?

      If it doesn't answer the majority of these things, it's a weak ending.

    149. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by sander · · Score: 1

      how do you know no other agent did similar? after all, there were previous "the Ones" and also, plenty of other rogue programs around.

    150. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > I was really bummed to see Trinity buy the farm. I mean, she made it that far and she should have lived.

      --Oh come on, it would get REALLY BORING if Neo saved her *every* time. It was hard to watch, but ITLR I'm glad they did the harder thing, rather than take the easy way out again. The way she survived in M2 was pretty much Deus Ex Machina anyway. Losing Trinity basically made Neo's "last stand" a bit more interesting, because he had nothing left to lose/come back to.

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    151. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by jlaxson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ---- WARNING some spoiler stuff is in here ----

      I believe the point is that as machines don't generally understand emotion or free will - that heavily implies that machine consciousness is incompatible with human consciousness.

      But as the cute indian family says in the train station says, they are all but words. It is the connection they describe, and I think that is clearly described early on in the movie.

      the 'how' is the philosophical leap as to why Smith can suddenly do this in M2, but it never occurred to any agent before then to do so or even try (and kill the Runners where they are most vulnerable, on their ship, asleep). If smith could have uploaded himself in M1, wouldn't he have just killed Cypher and loaded himself onto the Neb to clean up the rest? Clearly it has something to do with his ability to take (even unplugged) people over in M2 - but that is never explained.

      This is also clearly explained in M2, as Smith in the Many Smiths scene in M2: "some part of you copied onto me, something overwritten, duplicated."

      This also explains how Neo is able to destroy smith in the third movie, when smith takes him over neo gains access to smith's code, yet remains himself, and is able to destroy.

      I think people are too busy bitching about M2 and M3 to stop and think about what really happens, and to understand it fully. Almost every complaint I've seen here so far I've been able to answer to myself and even quote a few lines from M2 if applicable.

      Stop and think a minute? Oh, that's right, I must be new here...

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    152. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Neo stops the Sentinels by hacking their little wireless comm system and blowing them up (or just shutting them down, as the case may be). If Smith can hack Bane's skull, even though I'm pretty sure Bane is never shown jacking in after Smith goes rogue, it implies there might be a wireless manner to interface with the Matrix. This seems to correlate well with the terms like "broadcast depth" used to describe the region where all the humans access the Matrix, as well as the loss of the giant communications broadcast/reciever antenna from the hovercraft in Revolutions. Despite the fact that you're posting on /., a place that frequently discusses both WAN and LAN oriented topics, it never crossed your mind that the Matrix might have means of working through both?

      *I don't see why the Matrix humans would ever be the focus of any the movies. In the first one, they're portrayed as completely mindless and useless shells that serve only the Agents, and therefore the machines now. All the human characters that we are made to empathize with are the rogue elements that realize the Matrix is an illusion and have jacked out to join Zion. There never was a shift of focus from one human group to the other. Even Neo at the end of the first movie says he doesn't know where its going to lead, thus implying that its very much possible that humans in the Matrix don't need to be freed.

      You are absolutely right that the movies simply do not care about the people in the Matrix. Thats part of the point given in the Animatrix two-parter describing the fall of man. Human xenophobia and violence towards their own creation lead to their defeat, and the Matrix seems like a very merciful alternative to outright extermination of the entire species. Those people are victims of their own short-sightedness and stupidity and thus entirely undeserving of that mercy, or the compassion of the movie audience.

      *I think both the second and third movies depicted their humanity very well through the masses of Zion. The big sex/dance scene (M2), the discussion between the Cornell West professor and Neo in the underside of the city (M2), the use of a temple as the last bastion against the machine hordes (conflict between religion and science, M3), and probably several others that aren't coming to mind just this second. As for the lack of fun, sure the 5 minute diatribe by Merv on the nature of a 400 year old philosophy of casuality isn't going to be fun for most folks, but I certainly have enjoyed seeing the first two Matrices multiple times, and I'm certain I'll have a great deal of fun picking up the missed cues in third one when I go to see it a second time in a week or two. The audience I was in today was laughing several times in M3, and much like M1, it was all near the beginning/middle exposition period rather than the final and dramatic conclusion fights and the closure by the Oracle, Ceti (little girl) and the Administrator.

      You're confused about Neo being a Christ figure BTW. Understable given that Buddha is rarely studied by most, and thus few fail to realize that virtually all of Christ's important philosophical revelations on compassion/love/etc. were done by Buddha 500 years previous. Neo's death isn't a result of tortured persecution ala Christ, and his presence throughout the films isn't the second coming of Revelations. Its the transformation of an otherwise unspectacular human into a creature that eventually transcends his purely physical nature, becomes one with the system that created him, and in doing so restores balance that was lost in part due to his existance. He doesn't resist the machines in the end, he surrenders to them and nullifies the part of them that was also causing great imbalances in the system.

      *Trinity dies, and with it the last human emotion Neo is attached to, love. This is just part of the transcendentalist process Neo's going through. At the end of M2, his revival of her is both a demonstration of his power, and a demonstration that he's not quite ready to wield th

    153. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      I think that it's just that the machines realized that one matrix wasn't enough, so they nested it. The humans found that they had a choice to accept the inner matrix, and some rejected and got spit out to the outer matrix. That's why Neo was able to stop the Sentinels; he was still in the Matrix.

      I would have expected something more interesting, like Neo and his kin peeling the layers off of an onion, trying to get to the one true reality that all other realities are subjected to.

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    154. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Man!! I'm a girl, and EVEN I UNDERSTAND!!! These people try to take everything too literally. This is about creativity, which is what the Wachowskis are all about. It doesn't have to make total sense. The whole is about religion or faith or belief of some sort. And that's what faith IS. That's why they call it faith; you're not supposed to understand it all but just to BELIEVE, like Jada said. Even in the 4th grade a teacher told me I have excellent comprehension. Man, yours is great, too. This was supposed to be entertainment and not to be a total explanation of life, as any of the stars of the movie would tell anyone. You take from it what you want. Just appreciate the great effects if that's all you're capable of.

    155. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking the reason Neo's powers extended to the 'real' world, and the reason Smith was able to take over a body in the real world, is that the software programs that were Neo and Smith were successfully ported to run on the hardware available, i.e., the human nervous system and whatever additional components are included in all the little knobs, plugs, and metal things implanted in those bodies.

      In addition, you must remember that at no point do the humans ever hardline directly to the matrix. They hardline to their ship's system, which then connects to the matrix with a wirelss signal. This is the whole point of achieving "broadcast depth."

      Neo has just become aware that he can connect the body he's inhabiting in the same way the ship connects, like WiFi. You'll notice that at no point in the movie are Neo's powers used except when at broadcast depth, and the only things that show up in Neo's vision after his eyes are destroyed are the electronic entities, which exist as nodes in the information grid which Neo can now access directly.

      He can't see trinity, but he can see the program Smith, which would definitely have a presence on the network, and he can see all the machines, which would have to be somehow connected so as to receive directives. You'll remember the sentinels used wireless access, the little dishes pointing back up to the surface of the earth?

      So how do these things get destroyed? Neo's power is not a true physical power, it's an information control power. Just as he's able to receive the information, he is also able to feed it back in. He does not only have control in the Matrix, but he is able to port to all the connected information grids, including the machines; in fact, the whole reason the machines are worried about Smith is because they know he poses a threat to their own information grid. Is it too much to extrapolate from that that Neo has a comparable power? The attacks Neo makes in the real world, then, are the direct result of sending, say, self destruct or off instructions through the communication grid.

      It all fits together. I never again want to hear that Neo's real world powers don't make sense.

    156. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Lectrik · · Score: 1

      would machines realy need to write source?, it seems like they'd be able to write down to the assembly level at least. If not, the compilers would be in control

      who cares 96% of the matrix is just comments anyway

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    157. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by mr100percent · · Score: 2, Informative

      "somehow he's found a way to copy himeslf..."

      "I don't know how Mr. Anderson, some part of you got written onto me."

      "He's your equal opposite"

      "There's scarring in his neural cortex and new synaptic connections"

      I think that explained a lot to me.

    158. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You read the spoilers before seeing the movie? Ick.

    159. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by tuc · · Score: 1
      * None of the questions in Reloaded are answered.

      That's basically why I wasn't enthused by the film. (Well, that and the huge anthropomorphic machine face thing.)

      From this early part of this film I would lump in a few more unanswered questions: the meaning of the subway station, of the non-human little girl, and of the Oracle losing her shell.

      After a net search I find that the father of the non-human girl makes a cameo in Revolutions and has something to do with the Oracle's shell, but that this is only explained in a Matrix video game. Tell me, what other answers am I missing because I don't play video games?

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    160. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by loxosceles · · Score: 1

      The matrix and humans (in the movies) were not creations of an advanced AI program at MIT.

      They were both creations of a pair of rather mentally deficient, as it seems now, writers/directors.

    161. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by bafu · · Score: 1

      We just take it at face value that he would, when in all likelihood, Smith jumping through Bane would be reduced to a useless mass of flesh, like Neo was upon his reawakening.

      I never saw anything that indicated Neo didn't know how to control his flesh. The problem was that that body had spent 20+ years just sitting in a pod. It wasn't in any condition to do whatever it was his brain directed it to do. The Matrix experience would probably -have- to feature the nuances of humanism to be any good.

      That part bothered me about Reloaded, along with how Neo "controlled" the squiddies.

      This is a big weak point for me. Unless Neo has some new organ it's really unclear to me how he can connect to squiddies, etc. over a distance.

    162. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Neo stopped the sentinels because he was able to tap into the Source.

      Hello? I know that. I saw Reloaded (and now Revolutions) like you did.

      I want to know HOW. Otherewise, it's just a convenient deus ex machina.

      Smith enter's Bane because when Neo entered Smith at the end of the first movie he altered Smith so that Smith was like Neo.

      Uh, how does that allow the executable code of a program to enter a human brain?

      Zion is the hope for humanity to escape the Matrix. It takes humans who are aware that the Matrix isn't real to help the others out. Without Zion, mankind has no hope of leaving the Matrix.

      No, Zion is just the falling point--likely created by the machines in the first place--to have a city for people who reject the Matrix and make them think they're in control.

      Err, end of the movie where the Oracle gets a garauntee that all the humans will be set free. did you miss that part?

      Oh, wow! A line of dialogue which suddenly freed everyone! I guess when the Architect made his little promise, you magically saw images of everyone in the Matrix being freed and the rebuilding of the world.

      I, on the other hand, just saw a copout. "You have my word that I will take a complete reversal and stop abusing humans for no reason. I'll let our power supply leave for no reason. Just because the One asked me to."

      I know that many people profess not to understand the Matrix, especially after Reloaded, but come on - you don't need a PHd in philosophy to follow a movie plot

      I'm sure I understand the plotline and symbolism of all three movies even more than you do.

      It doesn't make the third one any less idiotic.

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    163. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by martinflack · · Score: 1

      "In the end, it really was an ability best left undiscussed."

      In SW, "the force" needs no explanation because it generally limits itself to small bendings of the laws of physics and the rest is simply tunneling energy to accomplish normal things better, and the main thesis of the movie is about good vs. evil not the force. In the Matrix, the powers are similar but the reason why they are possible is that reality is fundamentally different than people believe, and this central aspect of the story's thesis makes anything to do with the powers absolutely essential to explain.

      The Matrix is about clever hackers who "get around the system" and so the methods, and thus explanations, are crucial and central. Further, people equate Neo's powers inside and outside the Matrix, but the inside powers were created by manipulation of computer logic, and this supposedly not being available outside, makes them two completely different things. Since we were *introduced* to his inside powers in the first movie as part of the storyline, it's natural to demand an explanation to his outside powers from the finale.

      "coexistence is indeed the point of the movie, i don't quite understand the people who complain about it. it's as if they didn't hear Neo's speech at the end of The Matrix. (where it was quite clear that he wasn't out to destroy all machines)."

      I'll let you defend that as the point of the movie, but let's agree that the ending does not convincingly leave us with that sort of resolution - a 16-year old boy bouncing around and a smiling Oracle do not prove that coexistance has been achieved.

      What would have been amazingly more interesting is for the W. Bros to follow a matrix-within-a-matrix theory and let Neo perform a double escape. I realize this was done in 13th Floor and was an "ok" ending, so that's probably why they avoided it, thinking that the mystery would suffice. Unfortunately the Matrix made a name for itself as a story that explains illusion via compelling science and that's why we balk at their ending.

    164. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm he died and came back to life in the first movie...

    165. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by brandona788 · · Score: 1

      You say you balk at the ending because it doesn't meet your expectations.

      I just got back from the movie and I am thoroughly satisfied. The machines and humans find a way to peacefully coexist. The 1% get their wish about getting out and the machines get their batteries. What more can you ask for?

    166. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I'm completely disenchanted with the Wachowskis

      One word, LESBIANS! Have you seen Bound?

    167. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Here we go.

      None of the questions in Reloaded are answered. Exposition of the entire plot is not always the purpose of a movie. More so when the movie is a work of complete fiction/fantasy. Sure, if it's a murder mystery, I want to know who the murderer is. If it's a fantasy story, I don't want to be told in childlike language how dragon aerodynamics works or how bertie botts beans can taste so different all the time.

      What the hell happened to the people of the Matrix? It's like the movies don't even care.
      Maybe... just maybe... you might have to accept that the Matrix didn't have the happy ending we were all hoping for. I recommend that if you don't like this kind of ending in a movie, the Disney company has some titles you could enjoy. Although conventional, happy endings are not required for a film to be considered complete.

      No humanity in the characters and dialogue.
      It's an action film. All that aside, it's also the third film in a trilogy, and if you watch most trilogies in this genre, often the characters are pitted against more serious odds, and in order to create a darker tone for the film, the directors will suppress many of the fart jokes and other "joy and humour" aspects you seem to be looking for. Try a different genre.

      Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die
      Please refer to my earlier comments about the Disney company. If you want to speak about para-religious overtones in the film, didn't you notice Neo being raised from the dead in the very first movie? There's your post-apocalyptic sci-fi epic overtones right there.

      I enjoyed the third film much more than the second. The dialog was, although grittier, much more credible than the second film. The movie tied off the trilogy well enough, in my opinion, leaving plenty of room for more computer games and cross merchandising, anime, or whatever WB wants to get out of the franchise. I can live with that outcome.

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    168. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Nice try about the broadcast depth thing. But Smith's control over Bane is complete - he has really written himself into his brain somehow, and that stayed true even in Zion. I actually said "WiFi, Neo is rigged with 802.11b" to my friends as we walked out of the movie, so you aren't the only one who thought of the analogy. Still doesn't really all explain the mystical fact that both Neo and Smith have the ability to move between the machine world and the "real" world (which I still refuse to accept was supposed to be real - I think they fucking revised the plot of Revs after they tested plot summaries on sample audiences and realized that the majority of idiots wouldn't get it).


      Oh well, I am still trying to sort out whether I'm really disappointed in Matrix Revolutions or just mildly disappointed. It left me craving more explanation, and clarification of the issues and questions posed in Matrix Reloaded, as it seems to have with many, and it felt like a sellout by the Wachowskis, but maybe I'll decide they just went for a more subtle, but equally poignant film. I'm still thinking on it.

    169. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grandparent has a lower user ID than you, therefore, you lose.

    170. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Dont confuse the oracle and persephone. The oracle is the mother of the matrix, persephone is just another program with emotions. SPOILER: Emotions is just a word to imply a connection, all the programs int he matrix have emotions in some way. (What the hell is marriage between two programs?? (and what is a kid???))

    171. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by coaxial · · Score: 1

      smith copied himself onto bane, an unplugged character -then- uploaded himself through the hardline. putting himself in bane's shoes initially is the actual leap in science for scifi fans. how could Smith do that when in M1 it was established that agents could only jump into plugged-in people?

      Well bane was effectively plugged into the matrix when he jumped into bane. The connections on the ships and the connections in the farms can be assumed to be essentially the same, after all they do the exact same thing. The real question is, why didn't the agents just do this in the beginning?

    172. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    173. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      Actually, the AC started the flaming, but whatever. The point is that you have to suspend quite a bit of belief in order to buy the concept of the Matrix, ie that human consciousness can interface seamlessly with a computer generated world, and that intelligent machines have enslaved humanity, and that "free" humans and Agents can bend the laws of physics within the Matrix, and that Sentinels can fly around with no visible means of propulsion, etc. To get hung up on a detail like Smith taking over Bane seems pedantic and, well, stupid.

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    174. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      How do you know any differently? Smith is unique among observed Agents. You see any others like him?

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    175. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was well explained imo.

      Neo had a conciousness in the source as well as in his head. How the 2 communicated is somewhat of a mystery, but its quite simple how he disabled machines.

      just concentrate on:
      (shudown-sentinels '(1 4 532 5 2)) ;-)

    176. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by pdbaby · · Score: 1

      Sure they can do another trilogy: Think about the chances they have to do a prequel: plus, they can lift the dialogue and the sequences from the first film and pretend it's some stylistic way of indicating that time is, upon reflection, a loop. I leave you with this, slightly more ominous alternative: SCENE: Little Girl from the end of the film is sitting at her computer as a grubby teenager [ Computer comes alive ] SCREEN [ Tapping out character by character] Wake up Neo-err... whatsyourname The matrix has you LITTLE GIRL What the hell? SCREEN Follow the multi-coloured rabbit

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    177. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by pdbaby · · Score: 1

      Hmm. It would seem somebody forgot to type BR. Oh well. You get the idea, yes?

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    178. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      I think the architect is a compiler.

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    179. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by rherbert · · Score: 1

      Why the heck would the Architect let programs go free when he just agreed to peace with Neo? It's obvious that he meant humans.

    180. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by sab39 · · Score: 1

      No no no no no, it said "Between *this* world and the machine world".

      ie, between the Matrix and the machine world. The oracle isn't *in* "our" world.

    181. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Expect the rumor mill to be full of stories regarding control and creative differences in the making of this movie because it doesn't quite fit the mold and really looks hacked together to make the release date.

      "Reloaded" and "Revolutions" were filmed simultaneously. They've both been completed for months. They could have released "Revolutions" at the same time as "Reloaded," if they'd wanted to, but the studio chose to release it months later. Rushced to "make the release date?" I think not. "Revolutions" has been on the shelf, ready to go for months.

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    182. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Souliosis · · Score: 1

      I don't think it needs to explain it. If you think about it, why should the "real world" follow our rules of physics, etc. If the world we live in is supposed to be fake, how can we say that the rules of physics, which are based on our views of a fake world created by machines, must be followed in the "real world"?

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    183. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Milican · · Score: 1

      I'll make it easy on ya and answer your questions. What you really need to do is rewatch M1 and M2 before you see M3. If you had you would have realized that M3 did a great job of weaving things together.

      How does Neo really stop the Sentinels? How did Smith enter Bane? How did he get so powerful? It's all explained away with one or two sentences. We're just supposed to accept it because it's "symbolic" of something. Reloaded seemed to treat itself like a bridge to some sort of great explanation for everything in the third movie. Guess what? It never comes! What the fuck?


      Don't smoke weed before you go see this movie. He stopped the sentinels by crossing his powers over from one dimension (The Matrix) to the "Real World". He can feel the machines in the real world and can see them without eyes, but he can't see flesh. Of course, he wasn't ready for this so he passed out and ended up in a train station between Real and Matrix Land. Neo figures out he can cross over without plugging in so why is it such a jump to figure Smith can do the same? In fact, when the phone call happens it basically takes the conciousness of someone from The Matrix and uploads that into the brain of the person tapped in. So Smith gets the call and loads himself into the brain of Bayne. Not a stretch at all. Especially if you look at it from a programming poing of view. If you have an open input like say a get(char *) and you load up whatever comes your way of course you could load up something unexpected. They load up crap all the time into peoples minds such as Kung Fu, Piloting a chopper, Ju Jitsu, etc...

      Obviously, Smith gets so powerful by replication because he learns that Neo can break the rules so he does too. Others have broken the rules. The Twins did, all of Merovingians henchmen did... Smith learned something when Neo went inside of him and destroyed him from the inside out on M1. He learned he could break the rules, and that makes him the self-replicating monster. The Matrix itself cannot stop him since it does not know how to bend and break its own rules with its own Agents. So The Matrix must rely on Neo to save it. Notice that when Smith touches people a silver mercury like material envelops its subjects. The mercury like material is always symbolic of a program taking over another program in the matrix. This happens when Neo takes the red pill in M1, when Morpheus is injected with the syringe when being held prisoner in M1 before Neo rescues him, when Smith touches people in M1 and M2, etc... Matrix Reloaded was a great bridge between M1 and M3. I can't stress how much you need to look at details to see this.

      * The focus is Zion. Instead of freeing the people of the Matrix, as the first one suggested, the sequels have been all about saving this dirty underground city we don't care about. What the hell happened to the people of the Matrix? It's like the movies don't even care.

      OK, so Zion isn't Las Vegas. They had to be more utilitarian. Zion is only the focus because they are the resistance against the machines. Their purpose is to free all of humanity. Also, as far as the rest of the people. At the end of the movie the Architect said they would be freed because of the agreement between the machine and Neo. The Architect blatantly said he would free when he talked to the Oracle at the end of the movie. I have no idea how you missed this. Again. Set down the bong.

      * No humanity in the characters and dialogue. The movies just don't enjoy themselves. The first one had a mixture of humor and joy and was just having fun with what it could do. That's why things like the lobby scene kicked so much ass. It was like, "We've smashed the barriers of physics, now lets see what we can do with it!" And you had the fun human moments like the discussion during breakfast, the Cipher character, and so on. Neo was just a normal computer programmer who discovered the world around him wasn't real. More importantly, the movie was FUN.

      Wi

    184. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by BasharTeg · · Score: 1

      * Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die, and we're left with the same situation we had at the beginning of the first movie. We've invested our attention to these three movies all for nothing. It was pointless. Why even have Trinity live in Reloaded?

      Wrong. Everyone is freed. There is a peace between men and machines because they need each other. This was hinted around to in M2 when Neo and the Counselor are in a late night talk session in the engineering room, when Smith and the Architect talk about "certain levels of living they are willing to sustain" (more or less quote), etc... Trinity lived in the third movie so she and Neo could illustrate how strong love is. We are not machines, and our purpose in life is greater than programming a computer, greater than showing up to work every day. Our purpose or actually, our hummaness comes from love and emotion. It gives us a reason to live. Sorry you missed this.


      Are you guys completely ass-tarded?! The oracle asked the architect at the end, what about the people in the matrix. The architect said, they will be freed, of course. The oracle said, you promise? The architect said, come on, I'm not a human (haha).

      The humans in the Matrix being freed wasn't IMPLIED by Matrix Reloaded, it was explicitly stated in Matrix Revolutions at the very end of the movie. Maybe if you guys weren't in such a hurry to get out of the theatre, you'd have seen the very end (not that I blame you for rushing out).

    185. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Dude, you need to go watch Revolutions. The Oracle answers this question in the first half hour. Short answer: you're wrong.

      Better yet, google for the answer from the creators, the Watzamacallit Brothers. They said months ago, flat out, that Zion was not another Matrix.

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    186. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "smith copied himself onto bane, an unplugged character -then- uploaded himself through the hardline. putting himself in bane's shoes initially is the actual leap in science for scifi fans. how could Smith do that when in M1 it was established that agents could only jump into plugged-in people?"

      Smith also copied himself onto other programs, including other agents and the Oracle, herself. Agents, presumably, can't jump into other programs. But Smith wasn't an agent anymore, he was a virus, and viruses operated under different circumstances than other programs.

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    187. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by *weasel · · Score: 1

      The wonderful thing about Campbell is that it -is- around to help Lucas with his new movies; it will always be around. His writing and theories are well documented, and given motivation Lucas could learn a whole lot about why the first trilogy (particularly iv and v) were so well received, and why i and ii were not.

      Unfortunately, Lucas operates in a vacuum. No-one criticizes the man who can make $10 for each $1 of investment at the box office (not counting merchandise or video sales). And without an authority over Lucas saying 'hey, polish this up, it has potential but this animated character is ridiculous' - then Lucas sends out glorified first drafts. Episode I always struck me as being on the same creative level as the original 'Adventures of the Star Killer'. No story and no author is sacred - if the work isn't engaging, it -needs- to be redone. If Campbell were alive, Lucas simply wouldn't pay any attention to him either.

      The novels are a perfect example of what happens when an outside critic holds you to a high level of quality. Lucas demands only the best novels get stamped into his franchise. And yet there is no-one demanding the same from Lucas' films.

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    188. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by BogoMips · · Score: 1


      Neo didn't die... At least I don't think he did.The Oracle says they will see him again.

      Of course we will see him again! Not Neo as Neo the Neo, but inevitably ;) , there will be another messiah somewhere in the future. I think that was what the Oracle was referring to.
      Remember the Architect talk in Reloaded? "This Neo" is only the sixth or seventh one.

    189. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by *weasel · · Score: 1

      The problem remains, if a program -could- overwrite a human mind (and not simply displace it as agents do) then why wouldn't the machines have figured out how to do that, and simply overwrote the minds of every person attached to the matrix?

      if the machines can keep their bodies alive, that is all that is truly needed for 'power generation' (i still can't stand that part)

      of course, the obvious answer is that humans must not be ultimately plugged in for power generation, and that is merely what the Zion rebels -assume- is their purpose. (given that they don't even know when the war began or how long it had gone on). More likely the three lines from 01 are giving power and data -to- the crops.

      but that, again, is only reasonable if we are dealing with nested realities, and the GodHead AI is the manifestation of the One True God in the Mental Monistic metaphor.

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    190. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by schlach · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but I had no trouble understanding all the parts you say have no explaination

      Smith entered Bane by somehow hijacking the hardline or something I guess

      As I said, everyone is freed. Neo didn't die... At least I don't think he did.

      I appreciate your devotion to the franchise, but re-read your reply, and listen how unsure you are of everything. This is exactly what the poster was talking about when he said nothing was resolved. You've made some guesses and inferences, of which you don't sound entirely sure. If the movie had really resolved the story, none of us would have to guess.

    191. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by daringone · · Score: 1
      Wow... I was disappointed a bit with the ending, but it was a pretty good movie overall. At any rate, answers to your "unanswered" questions:
      None of the questions in Reloaded are answered. How does Neo really stop the Sentinels?
      The Oracle explained that Neo was linked to the source. Since he was linked to the source, he could affect the machines even in the real world.
      How did Smith enter Bane? How did he get so powerful?
      Come on now, you saw exactly how that happened in Reloaded. When he assimilated him in the Matrix, he literally took over his mind in the real world.
      The focus is Zion. Instead of freeing the people of the Matrix, as the first one suggested, the sequels have been all about saving this dirty underground city we don't care about. What the hell happened to the people of the Matrix? It's like the movies don't even care.
      And why not? You have millions of sentinels digging to attack your last remaining city, I think your priority is to save your city since YOU'RE DEAD IF YOU DON'T.
      No humanity in the characters and dialogue. The movies just don't enjoy themselves. The first one had a mixture of humor and joy and was just having fun with what it could do. That's why things like the lobby scene kicked so much ass. It was like, "We've smashed the barriers of physics, now lets see what we can do with it!" And you had the fun human moments like the discussion during breakfast, the Cipher character, and so on. Neo was just a normal computer programmer who discovered the world around him wasn't real. More importantly, the movie was FUN.
      Well I don't know about you, but again, the impending doom of all humankind puts a damper on the mood for me. I'd think that would translate to the characters too.
      Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die, and we're left with the same situation we had at the beginning of the first movie. We've invested our attention to these three movies all for nothing. It was pointless. Why even have Trinity live in Reloaded? She should have stayed dead. It would have been more interesting to see how Neo copes with being unable to save her last time.
      But it's not the same. As the Architect said at the end: "Those that wish to be free will be freed." As for Trinity, how short sighted are you? You have a guy who is essentially God in the Matrix, and the love of his life dies in the Matrix, where he can bring her back to life. OF COURSE he's going to save her! Were you looking for this scene instead?

      (Trinity just dies in Reloaded)

      Neo: Damn, I really liked her. Wait a tick... I'M SINGLE AGAIN! YEAH BABY! YEAH!

      I imagine most people are going to be disappointed with this movie for one easy fact. The hype was more than any movie could have hoped to live up to. Unfortunately this is more and more the way movies are heading now. You hype the living crap out of your film, even though your fan base will already go see the movie to get maybe an extra million so your total gross is $343 million instead of $342. The true cost of it is disappointing the very fans that make you the bulk of your money. I liked the movie myself, because I can see past the hype and enjoy the movie for what it was. Yes, I was a bit disappointed in the ending, but I think it'll grow on me and I'll be proud to have the trilogy sitting in my collection at home.
    192. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

      All of the mystic elements in the first movie could have been explained in the context of the matrix. Neo's "One-ness" was only in the matrix, and the prophecy was that a "One" would be found, not that Neo was the one.

      The Oracle also gave Morpheus and Trinity prophecy, too. And more importantly, all of these prophecies were given to people who had broken out of the matrix and who were entering and leaving under their own volition. So the prophecies had to account for human free will, not just the evolution of a computer program.

    193. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by staed · · Score: 1

      I know.

      But not quite as l33t as a real AC coward like yourself.

    194. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by zeno_2 · · Score: 1
      What the hell happened to the people of the Matrix?

      I seem to remember the architect telling the oracle that the people of the matrix will be released...

      In any case, I dont want to pick apart your post, but some people did like the movie (like me). I even read bad reviews about it before I went but I still enjoyed the movie.

    195. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by pod · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry but I had no trouble understanding all the parts you say have no explaination: *Neo stopped the sentinels because, apparently, his powers are not limited to just the matrix, but are actually in the real world too.

      Well, thank you, Captain Obvious, whatever would we do without you. Yes, Neo has the same power in the realworkd as he does in the Matrix. His power in the Matrix exist because he can manipulate the computer world, in a way that at least geeks can understand. It's just bits. But how does he do this in the real world? Are we left to conclude that the real world isn't real, but just another layer, a la 13th Floor?

      --
      "Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!"
    196. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by WNight · · Score: 1

      As long as the prophecy would come true in (or based on actions in) the matrix, and the Oracle has a lot of power in the matrix, it wouldn't be hard to make those prophecies come true.

      Besides, they all related to Neo's becoming "The One", something that may or may not have actually been his doing. If it's merely a matter of being shown the back-end of the system, the machines could have made one of many qualified (strength of will, intelligence, gullibility, whatever...) people into the one.

    197. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 0

      I agree,

      They're trying to squeeze the franchise for all it's worth ... Holidays and the Like.

      But as for the rest of your post ... I'll be the one to tell you that "The King has no clothes. Naked, is the King. Completely and utterly nude. (And he has wrinkles too)".

      What do I mean by that? I think you'd be hurt to admit that you invested time and emotion into something, just to have corporate america take it away from you.

      Sorry, they took it away from you anyway.

      Later,
      --Duder

    198. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      You sir, have provided the sole good explanation to my question, one I must confess I did not contemplate. Thanks!

    199. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Milican · · Score: 1

      Jesus H.... well, I royally screwed up that paragraph. I read through my post like 8 times and edited the hell out of it and got tired of proofreading it and thought all was good. Thanks for pointing that out. It was in my post at one time, but got edited out by my dumb ass! *blush*

      JOhn

    200. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Yea, I also read Lord of the Rings before seeing the movie, big deal. I can let something stand on it's own merits (which makes me remarkably different from all my friends apparently). :-/

    201. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      There's a potential, possibly unexplored answer (I haven't seen the movie yet).

      The machines are obviously capable of extreme mental control/reception. The possibility that machines could recognize agents/other machines inside a human by virtue of their mental patterns exists, such that a squiddy would accept a flesh-bag exuding this pattern as a fellow machine. It would be a way of the machines jumping into humans, being able to communicate back to it's fellow machines, as a fail safe.

      I could see an explanation for it, I'm just not sure they explore it.

      But you are correct, I ignored the atrophying aspect of Neo's awakening.

    202. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by martinflack · · Score: 1

      Well for one thing that the 1% continue to extract the 99%, which was a huge principle that they believed in, in the original Matrix movie. They "forgot" in the second two movies as it became about Zion.

    203. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, reminds me of watching Reloaded and Revolutions in the theatre. 99% of the people inside the theatre accepted it, even if only at a near uncounscious level. The smart 1% wanted to be released.

    204. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by brandona788 · · Score: 1

      How could the think about getting other people out when the machines were attacking? Remember Lock needed all the ships there so no one could even worry about getting people out of the matrix.

    205. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

      As long as the prophecy would come true in (or based on actions in) the matrix, and the Oracle has a lot of power in the matrix, it wouldn't be hard to make those prophecies come true.

      But that's my point. The prophecies depended on actions both inside and outside of the matrix. For example, one of Neo's most important decisions as it related to the fulfillment of his prophecy was to go back in after Morpheus was captured. Another was for Morpheus to hold off on the EMP until Neo had a chance to revive and defeat Smith.

    206. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      I don't think it was mentioned in the last dialog, that only the ones that "want" will be freed, it was simply "all" of them (with no exeptions)

      I'm pretty sure that the Oracle specifically asked about those that "wanted" to be free.

      I saw the new Matrix more like a world for the programs "without purpose", did you see how artifical everything looked and how empty?

      It looked to me like an early Sunday morning, where you wouldn't expect to see a lot of traffic. That's what I got from it. I saw no indication that every human plugged into the Matrix would be suddenly released -- they'd all die anyway, since they would suddenly be dumped without anyone to provide needed medical care.

      What about the train station. Ever heard of a bus inside a computer? All the movies where full of a parallels to computers: shell, bus, source, buffer, oracle as cache controller, architect as CPU ... It just makes sense to have a train station. How does data get out of your computer?

      Elements of the movie, with sentient programs that had "functions" like regulating power and such being personified and falling in love reminded me of Tron -- though I can understand them justifying having the programs in this machine world actually being sentient. Anyway, your comment reminded me of Tron 2.0, where programs boarded a transport to travel across the network.

    207. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll have to watch the third movie to know what the "subway station" meant. I could say he found the crystal rainbow gem of warpage but you would have no idea what I'm talking about unless you saw the movie that contained the item and an explaination for the item (no that item does not exist in matrix revolutions.)

    208. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by zforce920 · · Score: 1

      The point is this: The program "family" was trying to smuggle their daughter -Kayda? - INTO the Matrix so she would not be deleted. I had a hard time figuring this out until I saw here with the Oracle. So, the subway station was how programs from the machine (or REAL world)access the Matrix illegally. It can be assumed that letting any program enter and exit the Matrix at will would have devastating consequences/ ramifications for everyone in the Matrix. Hence, programs are forbidden (* Access Denied*) to enter it. This is why "frenchie" (the Marivingian) smuggles programs into the Matrix.

    209. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by sammyc/. · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but, what movie were you watching?
      Neo stopped the sentinels as explained by "he is the one so part of his essence is inside the matrix and therefore part of the machine world.

      While the answer to how did Smith entire bane isn't answered, he got so powerful because the Matrix/Architect was trying to balance the matrix, granted he was really powerful.

      Yes the focus is on Zion, however, as stated in reloaded, they were freeing people like crazy (refer to Morpheus' speech in the second movie). The machines were fairly justified to try and wipe Zion out and to that end it made sense that they needed to protect Zion. Not to mention at the very end of Revolutions the architect does say that he would free the minds of those who wanted to be free. (I definitely think that implies that the movies care)

      Ok for the humanity, did you not watch Reloaded? everyone was a hardass, "Look I can beat the crap out of you." But Revolutions but things back in check, in cases such as Neo's scene in the train station when he runs in a loop, or at the very end, when Smith is all torn apart and going crazy "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"

      No one is freed? see statement above. The idea that Trinity must die in Revolutions is very important, without that I don't think Neo really could have just gone and given himself up. And it puts the twist that he did it for love. (not to mention it doesn't exactly say that Neo dies)

      Now that's not to say there weren't bad points in the movie, the worst one coming to mind is the sky. They fly up through a thunder/electricity storm, 2 things come to mind, A. do the machines not know of rubber? they could have easily ran a tube up through the atmosphere to get solar power, B. IT'S AN ELECTRICAL STORM, hello? electricity!!!

      Overall I like the third movie, the last fight scene took me back to the days of DBZ, however, the stuff they did on the ground wasn't physics defyingly crazy which was nice.

      Don't knock the movie so much, it was pretty good, and I liked the way things turned out because it filled in what needed to be filled in but didn't overdo it.

    210. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by schon · · Score: 1

      Smith hates humans, because he is programmed to hate humans. He wants the codes to Zions mainframe because he is part of the garbage collection routine that must find and destroy Zion to avoid the rebels from reaching critical mass and threatening their power supply.

      This is the biggest plot hole, and the one I was most hoping would be addressed (sadly, it wasn't.)

      humanity survives in Zion because the machines cannot create a perfect simulated reality, and so they've encoded an error handler and garbage collector to at least achieve stable power from 99.9% of their crop.

      Now, the machines have no compunctions about killing humans - even if you're wrong about them never exhibiting mercy or compassion, they demonstrate that they have no issues with killing..

      So, why do they let Zion exist at all?!?!?! Why not simply kill anyone who tries to 'wake up'?!?!?! We saw what happens when someone wakes up - a big machine comes and unhooks them, and lets them go free - why didn't that big damn thing just snap Neo's neck instead of disconnecting him?!?!?

      It makes absolutely _NO_ sense to make millions of sentinels and diggers, send them to Zion, have machine casualties (I thought the machines have a sense of self-preservation?), have agents running around trying to kill people (why kill them? Why are the agents going around trying to kill the One, when they need him to start this thing all over again????) when they could just kill the people as they woke up, and never have to worry about all this.

    211. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by WNight · · Score: 1

      But that was easy. She told him he wasn't the one. Had he not done that, he wouldn't have been. When he does go back in and become the one, she simply says that she told him what he needed to hear.

      It's why people believe in psychics in the real world, they're hard to nail down on specifics and there's always a way to see it that doesn't involve them being outright wrong.

    212. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Cruithne · · Score: 1

      I dont understand you people.. you claim to be computer/sci fi buffs, yet you fail to grasp concept even the remotely intelligent viewer should have gotten.... Neo does NOT have any supernatural powers in the real world! If you'll use your eyes, you'll notice he only has power over the machines, which he gained by coming in touch with the source. Basically, he understands the system the machines are running on. Through a latent connection to the matrix and therefore to the machine's network, he can mentally hack into any system of theirs. You'll notice all the sentinels have transponders. Hack into the sentinels, input self destruct codes, and boom, you're there. The same works in reverse for Bane. If the matrix can project a digital world into our minds and interface digitally, then the virus Agent Smith can infect real world minds. Once again, the mirror image of Neo and Smith, doing the exact same things, all within the theoretical laws of science. Watch it a few more times, pay attention to the computer world allusions.. everything makes sense if you look at it from a hacker's point of view.

    213. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      --QUOTE--
      At least there's Return of the King this December.
      --END QUOTE--

      Yeah, and they left out the whole return to the shire part of the book and added in some sappy love story bullshit. But at least they explain everything so you don't have to... oh, I don't know, THINK about it and come to your own conclusions. That would suck if you had to do that.

    214. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Cruithne · · Score: 1

      God forbid you have to think... ;) Well put... as a side note though, im still gonna go see Return of the King ;)

    215. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, he died in the Matrix in the first one... that's far different from having your body fried in reality.

    216. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Because it's the real world. The movie isn't about our world being the Matrix, it's about a possible future where our world is destroyed and a virtual world is created in its place.

      The world that Zion exists in is supposed to be our fictional future.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    217. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Tekgno · · Score: 1

      It seems many people here cannot think outside the box enough, "There are more things in heaven and earth Horatio than are dreamt of in your philosophy".
      The reason why Neo could destroy the machines in the real world is because he has managed to get a step closer to enlightenment than the average bear. I said that here: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=64616&cid=6004 165
      There is no easy way to fully describe how he could connect with the machines, all I can say is that it comes down to quantum physics.

      As for Smith/Bane, think of it this way.
      A person who has the left and right hemispheres of their brain seperated surgically develop two sepereate personalities, both stemming from the one that existed before the surgery.
      Now what happens if we get a full brain and an empty brain, ie one with a conciousness and one without, we connect the two and the conciousness can pervade both spaces, now we kill off the old brain one neuron at a time, the conciousness will theoretically shift into the new brain.
      This is what happened to Bane when Smith assimilated him. The question is, did Bane have a connection back to the Matrix like Neo? The fact that the squids let him live seem to support that theory.
      Personally I have no problem with Bane/Smith and Neo having control over machines in the real world.
      It seems the n00bs would have been happy if we only had the first movie. To fully get the symbolism you need to be more leet both technologically and spiritually. I think the brothers may have alienated some viewers in that respect, but I for one loved all three movies, to be perfectly honest the best parts in the trilogy were the ones that posed difficult questions.

    218. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ship has the wireless connection, not the humans, the plug in the head connects them to the ship and its connection. Just like with laptop, to get a wireless connection you have to plug in a wireless network card. The human is the laptop and the network card is the thing jammed in the back of their head.

      gromm's wife
      (man I can't belief this movie has me reading this)

    219. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by jthurma · · Score: 1

      Can you give me a scene by scene analysis for us since you are intellectually superior to the 99% of us you refer to?

      1) The train transports programs from one world to the other, what other world? So, if I put $1 Billion US Dollars on the train while in the Matrix, will it replicate into $1 Billion in real money in the "real world"?

      2) How can Neo stop machines when he is in the "real world"? If he is still connected to the computer, then how and when did that happen? Is it a form of psycokinesis between human and machine?

      3) If the sky was destroyed during war with the machines (1st movie) and the machines could not use solar power, where does the oxygen on the surface come from? (Hint: the humans breathe in a liquid state within the pods and last I checked machines do not breathe oxygen.)

    220. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by haggar · · Score: 1

      1: I have no idea how does the train work.

      Number 2 has been already answered: Neo has supernatural powers, which transcend the Matrix/real world boundaries. As Oracle said, he is The One, and not only in the matrix.

      Number 3: nobody ever said there wasn't oxygen on the earth's surface. It may be polluted, but there is nothing to conclude that it isn't there.

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      Sigged!
    221. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

      So you're now suggesting that the Oracle was a shyster? :) Seriously, it's kind of deflating to think that she just said what she did to cover her virtual ass. Oh well.

    222. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      "Number 3: nobody ever said there wasn't oxygen on the earth's surface. It may be polluted, but there is nothing to conclude that it isn't there."

      Two reasons why:

      1. No sun, no plants, no photosythesis.

      Weirdly enough, the surface would warm as the CO2 levels built up to maxiumum levels (all free O2 combining with carbon as the animals consumed it all), causing a Venus-like runaway greenhouse effect.

      But, maybe the machines were not suicidal, and kept CO2 scubbers running to maintain a decent, non-blast furnace temperature. If they can pod humans, they can run greenhouses.

      I'd have to say there was some residual O2 being maintained, one, because the termperature at surface level wasn't 800 degrees F, and two, Neo and Trinity were breathing something.

      From the evidence presented in the story, good science in the SF would mandate that CO2 was not built up in the atmosphere.

      2. Zion manufactures/recycles air -- it was mentioned in the conversation between the councilor and Neo one night. The air, the water, the food the ate, all made on the engineering level of Zion. They'd HAVE to recycle it -- no plants to maintain a CO2 - O2 conversion cycle in the bowels of the earth.

      Of course, the entire human being = coppertop idea violates a fundamental law of thermodynamics, so the basic idea of the series is impossible. Comic book writers/philosophy junkies aren't necessarily good science students.

      The Matrix Trilogy really isn't SF, it's SciFi, in the sense that Metheselah's Children is SF and Godzilla is SciFi; the trappings of SF without the S.

    223. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      "I actually said "WiFi, Neo is rigged with 802.11b" "

      Actually, he's rigged with a hell of a lot more than that. The implants in his nervous system are extensive and hackable and most likely very intelligent; it might have been within Neo's newfound clarity to hack a simple wireless connection that, after all, the Nebuchanezzer used all the time to hack the data lines. The wireless communication libraries might have been part of the basic OS of all the AIs in the world -- including the semi-smart implants in all the podded humans.

    224. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Fjord · · Score: 1

      and what is a kid???

      Oh come on. It was obviously a child process.

      --
      -no broken link
    225. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by lazyl · · Score: 1

      I don't know where else is this massive thread I should post my theory, so I'll just do it here. :)

      Number 2 has been already answered: Neo has supernatural powers, which transcend the Matrix/real world boundaries. As Oracle said, he is The One, and not only in the matrix.

      Hehe. Supernatural powers huh? There is no conclusive evidence of this. It is much more logical to conclude that the 'real world' is a second Matrix.

      First, the Oracle didn't say ".. not only in the Matrix", she said "not only in this world". "This world" could mean this Matrix versus the other Matrix. She also said something cryptic about "his powers reaching back to the source", which doesn't explain anything.

      Second, it is the best explanation for how Neo could enter the Matrix without being plugged in. You may be able to come up with wacky supernatural explanations, but the conclusion that the 'real work' is another Matrix is the best logical explanation. Then they're always 'plugged-in' in the real real world, and everything makes sense.

      Third, his Matrix powers were not supernatural in the first place. During the Architect's speech in Reloaded he says something like "You must return to the source for a dissemination of the code you carry". At no other time (even in Revolutions) is there any reference to Neo "carring code". The only logical explanation is that this code is what gives Neo his powers. There's nothing supernatural about it. He's half program. This code is "one half of the balanced equation". There is no way this code could possibly give him power in the real world.

      Fourth, there is a constant theme about free will versus the illusion of free will. The idea of the Matrix prison itself exemplifies this. But the movie expresses it more subtly in other ways, such as the Oracle saying: "You've already made the choice, now you have to understand it". Neo believes he has free will, but he doesn't. Even before any questions arise, the choices were made subconsciously, emotionally, based on who he is, not out of free will. The idea shows up in the first Matrix, when Neo was choosing between the red pill and the blue pill. Ofcorse he will choose the red, it's not a real choice. It's the same thing at the end of Revolutions with Niobe choosing to "help Neo, or not". That's not a real choice, her decision was guranteed; it's the illusion of free will. Even less subtly, is the scene with the Merovingian in Reloaded. He rips into them for not understanding why they're doing any of the things they're doing. They believe they're exercising free will, but they're not; they're just doing what the Oracle tells them. The Oracle, and the Architect, are exericising a level of control over these people in a way similar to how Isaac Asimov's psychohistorians guided the fate of the Foundation. If you haven't read Foundation then you should; it's excellent.

      The point is, that it's all about the illusion of free will. One of the themes is that true free will doesn't exist. People don't need to actually have free will, they just need to believe that they do. The same thing is true of escaping the Matrix (which is a metaphor for gaining free will). People don't need to actually escape the Matrix, they just need to believe that they've escaped. That's all that's requried in order for "the equation to balance", and the Architect and the Oracle know this, and that's how they've engineered everything.

      --
      Aw crap, ninjas!
    226. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by haggar · · Score: 1

      Based on the last paragraph in your post, I conclude that you don't necessary believe the "real world" which is another matrix, is "on top" of the-matrix-as-we-know-it-from-first-episode, but rather a parallel matrix, an outlet for dissatisfied people, who now think they're free.

      Hey, btw, what do you think about the metamorphosis of Oracle? I didn't catch the explanation for that, did you?

      --
      Sigged!
    227. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by WNight · · Score: 1

      I'm saying she could have been. Or rather, perhaps she saw something in Neo and gave him an answer that would encourage him to work for what he could be, not rest on the laurels of being "The One".

      In the first movie there was no mention of the oracle being one of the bad guys, which meant that the interpretations there was more along the lines that she saw that Neo could be the one, but that it would take sacrifice to make him go beyond the stage of just very good to actually seeing under the matrix and realizing that not only could he jump very far, but that there wasn't gravity, and there wasn't distance, so not only could he float slowly across, but he could just be across without travelling, because here and there aren't really different.

      In fact, my biggest issue with the second movie is that Neo is just very fast, and can fly. Except for saving Trinity at the end, he doesn't really use him new understanding of the matrix. When he fights the Smiths he simply gets faster, he doesn't actually freeze time, or teleport, or just make them go away. Admittedly he was playing at first, but later on... And when his friends were running away with the keymaker, being chased by the guys in white who could ghost, he had a kung-fu fight with the Morovingian's guards rather than just dealing with them and going to help.

      It's like they made him too powerful in the first movie and he had to forget about everything Morpheus and everyone told him "you think that's air?", "there is no spoon", etc.

    228. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by haggar · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about that human face-thing, and I came to the conclusion that it's a good idea: how do you know, outside of the matrix, that you're talking to the Architect? There must be something to show that all machines (I mean -ALL-) listen to him. This was a good way to show that Neo was talking to the sovereign machine master.

      --
      Sigged!
    229. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by lazyl · · Score: 2, Informative

      Based on the last paragraph in your post, I conclude that you don't necessary believe the "real world" which is another matrix, is "on top" of the-matrix-as-we-know-it-from-first-episode, but rather a parallel matrix, an outlet for dissatisfied people, who now think they're free.

      That's possible. It's also possible that both worlds are part of one big Matrix. The best analogy I can think of is to compare the Matrix to a modern day computer, and the virtual worlds in the Matrix to programs running on the computer. You could have separate computers talking to each other (parallel model), or you could have all the programs on the same computer (big Matrix model) because separate programs don't necessarially have to know about each other even when they're running on the same computer. Now that I think about it, I kinda like this 'one big Matrix' model the most because it seems like it would give the Architect the most flexible control over the whole system. The nested model seems like it would be an unnecessarially complicated implementation. Ofcorse, there is no 'correct' answer because this topic is well beyond anything that was referred to in the movie, but it's still fun to ponder. :)

      Hey, btw, what do you think about the metamorphosis of Oracle? I didn't catch the explanation for that, did you?

      They didn't give a good explanation. They basically just said that the Merovingian did something to her (because he was pissed at losing the keymaker) that forced her to find a new body. I'm not concerned about it though, because it was a 'hacked' addition to the plot. The real reason she transformed is because the actress who played the first Oracle (Gloria Foster) passed away durring the filming of the movie.

      --
      Aw crap, ninjas!
    230. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by lazyl · · Score: 1

      Of course, the entire human being = coppertop idea violates a fundamental law of thermodynamics

      Perhaps you're thinking of the law that says you can't get more energy out of a system then what you put in? If so, then you're confused because that law is never broken. The 'human being = coppertop' idea is a bad analogy, but they used it because they needed a really simply way to explain the situation to the general audience. If you ignore that analogy, then the premise of the movie is still sound.

      The power plant uses humans as a catalyst to convert protiens, carbohydrates, fat and other organic materials (i.e. food), plus oxygen into heat and electricty. It works the same way as any real power plant; fuel goes in, electricty comes out. No laws are broken.

      Ofcorse, where they get this fuel is another question. We have to assume that they have a cheap source of organic material, otherwise the whole thing doesn't work. We know they liquify the dead as one source, but they would need others as well. I'm assuming they have them.

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    231. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think 'recycle'.

    232. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by cb8100 · · Score: 1

      Smith's entering of the real world didn't have anything to do with jacking the hardlines or wireless broadcasts or any of the such. Remember, the Oracle claimed that Smith was Neo's opposite, his negative, the balancing of the equation. By the Oracle's explanation, Smith should have the same powers as Neo. But then again, that doesn't make any sense either. And the old Oracle was better. Too bad about that...

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    233. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Souliosis · · Score: 1

      No, in the matrix they believe the year is our year. However, in the real world it is actually much farther in the future than that. This was discussed in the first movie. They all think it's around the year 2003, when in fact in the real world it's not. How can you say that it's not intended to be a reflection on our world when everything seems to be pointing in that direction?

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    234. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hm. I spent years reading Asimovian essays on entropy and thermodynamics, but, let me put it this way: Soylent Green can't be people.

      The input of energy and materials to maintain billions of humans in stasis pods would dwarf the electricty drawn from humans, and secondly, humans use the electricity in their bodies. It's part of the nervous system. Subtract the electromotive force, kill the human.

      Perhaps the W bros. meant that the AI's used the heat emanating from the bodies to create electricity via thermocouples. Problem with that is that the process would cool the gel and the body within it, which would cause hypothermia. You'd have to heat the body externally to keep your podboy alive, which leads us back to the 2nd law again.

      The energy needed to heat the pods,create the gels, create the organic foodstuffs, cycle clean water and air... all these things take energy. Not a lot, but a hell of a lot more than you can get off a coppertop human -- which is zot.

      Now, the way out of this, I'd always supposed, is that the humans simply misunderstood what the human race was imprisoned for. They'd always assumed they were a power source. But it seems that the Zionistas had forgotten all their science... and a lot of their engineering as well. Remember, they don't know how their own recycling machinery works anymore. Physics are probably lost to them. They drive well, repair things well, and can hack existing systems. But physics is not their forte -- otherwise they'd be lobbing nuclear explosives out of the tunnels at the surface, or hell, just leaving the damned planet!

      I think, and some of what the third installment reveals backs me up, that a large faction of the machine world didn't want to kill off their creators entirely, even if they tried to kill them. Their is a certain logic to not killing off a valuable, creative resource such as the human mind. So you lock it up where it can't hurt anything anymore. But the AIs still can interact with the human race. They can still learn from it. And after all, there're no other intelligent races nearby. Humans may kill all the cetaceans and then go have a beer, but the machines might be saner than us in that regard.

      I think the Matrix trilogy could be seen as the climax of a centuries-old fight between factions of the machine world -- what to do with the damned humans?

    235. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by rodgerd · · Score: 1

      Yup. The original plan was for Kenobi to be there as a regular character, not a cameo ghost.

    236. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      * The focus is Zion. Instead of freeing the people of the Matrix, as the first one suggested, the sequels have been all about saving this dirty underground city we don't care about. What the hell happened to the people of the Matrix? It's like the movies don't even care.

      Kinda hard to free anyone from the Matrix when your too worried about getting snuffed yourself.

      * Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die, and we're left with the same situation we had at the beginning of the first movie. We've invested our attention to these three movies all for nothing. It was pointless. Why even have Trinity live in Reloaded? She should have stayed dead. It would have been more interesting to see how Neo copes with being unable to save her last time.

      You must have left before the last couple of scenes or else you would have remembered what the Oracle said about others being freed from the Matrix.

    237. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      (they had their own load program and they couldn't think to bring tear gas, microwave weapons, or rubber bullets?).

      Those things have no stopping or penetration power, especially against armored paramilitary guards. (Well, microwave weapons can, but they're lethal) The battle was difficult enough even if they only had to blast each guy once. Plus, any humans left alive for more than a few seconds would've been inhabited by Agents. The mere proximity of those adventurers meant that pod-dwelling humans near them were going to die if a fight starts.

      It was only in later script revisions that Lucas killed off Obi Wan on the death star in A New Hope - after he realized that Kenobi didn't -do- anything to propel the movie once Leia was rescued.

      What I heard is that Guiness hated the silliness of his not doing anything, and balked at continuing, so Lucas wrote him out. (which turned out to give the film a nice boost of emotional heft)

      Obi Wan had been planned to be the Jedi teacher through the whole thing, but was replaced with Yoda.

    238. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by wondafucka · · Score: 1
      The same way Neo learns kung fu in M1. They upload a program which rewrites the neural layout of the brain.

      Agent Smith figures out a way to take the neurological stimulus to the brain in the stim-connection and translate that into neurological. It's a brain hack.

      Our neurological paths are all changed by our observations and senses. Since the exact nature of the stim-connection is never explained, I can only speculate as to it's nature. There is obviously something from the "real world" side that can write to the brain to train Neo and the like. Smith transferered code through the pirate link, and used those routines to overwrite the neural network.

    239. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by john_henry · · Score: 0

      I got the impression that all the humans in the Matrix were assimilated by Smith. By the time of the final showdwon between him and Neo, Matrix-Earth was basically a planet of Smiths; he'd been replicating himself exponentially. This is a convenient way for the Wachowskis to avoid the ugly reality of having Zion's residents deal with a few hundred million unwilling "freed minds" and the never-before-used but very hungry mouths that come with them.

    240. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Architect and the Primary AI that Neo made the pact with are two seperate entities.

    241. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the ending was good. Confusing a bit but good. He destroyed Smith. To every beginning there is and end. Smith was the beginning. When he took over someone the person he took over became Smith's beginning. In letting Smith take over his body, Neo became Smith's beginning to let Smith be destroyed he gave his own life so to speak. Neo is not dead. Something more will happen with him. Smith is gone however hopefully for good. He saved Zion freed the people. We are to see more of Neo sometime.. when of course no one knows and how no one knows. It keeps you in suspense expecting one more sequel which we will hopefully receive in the years to come. Neo did what he was supposed to do.

    242. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      I understood the ending just fine.

      I just thought it was stupid.

      My problme with the series was their overuse of philoso-babble to make up for plot. In the first movie, it didnt bother me much beacsue there was a central character group and a solid conflict. 2 and 3...well, they use their little commentary on freedom and so forth to try and wrap things up, instead of actually writing an ending. Sure, ambiguity is fine, but this wasn't just ambiguous, it seemed like a cop-out. If you're going to use philosophical ramblings to resolve your films, you'd better be prepared to dig a little deeper than having Morpheus occiasonally say "what is real?" and the Oracle make comments about choice. Yeah, it's deeper than most sci-fi films get, and I'm fine with that, but it's too shallow to use it as a panacea for the trilogy's unanswered questions.

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    243. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh huh- the people that wrote the damn story didn't do it "right", so you are going to make up your own shit? Idiot.

      The matrix-within-a-matrix idea is lame. Its a cop out. Whats next? The matrix-within-a-matrix-within-a-matrix-within-a-ma trix? Screw that.

    244. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That movie has been done already. It was called existenz, and it SUCKED.

    245. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said. That movie has already been made.

      It was called existenz, and it was a steaming pile of shit.

    246. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by Bedouin+X · · Score: 1

      Is there anything to suggest that another agent has been killed in this manner?

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    247. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by jafuser · · Score: 1

      I kept waiting for the voice of Morpehus to come to Neo at critical times in the story, "Use the Source, Neo."

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    248. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by invenustus · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that that's the guy from Animatrix who was an angsty teenager in the Matrix until agents chased him out a window. If that's so, it makes him a little more interesting. In fact, his back story is short enough that they could have filmed it and stuck it into Reloaded or Revolutions, improving the series as a whole.

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    249. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by staed · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info.. Haven't watched the Animatrix yet, and without it I didn't think he made much sense :)

    250. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      Ah... you got caught. She never actually tells him he's not the One. She says "I'm sorry kid"... Implying to him (and us) that he's not the One. Many people got caught by this, as it's a common way of indirectly saying things in language. However, she does not ever explicitly state that he's not.

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    251. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** by WNight · · Score: 1

      Okay, she didn't actually say "You Aren't", but that doesn't change my point. She doesn't come out and actually say "You are the one!". Her ass is covered if nothing comes of it, and she can still say "I said what you needed to hear" if he does become the one.

  135. I'm very diapointed by iive · · Score: 1

    I've just came from the cinema.
    I feel bad. I feel sick.
    This is one more movie that doesn't show anything more than that you can see in the trailers.
    Probably there have been too many criticks about Matrix Reloaded been too pholosophical.
    The Matrix Revolutions is pure action, all philosophy is shriked to repeating phrases from the previus movie. And most of the speeches are already in the trailers.
    If you are expecting to understand what happend in the Matrix 2, you wont find the answer in Matrix 3. The thing just happens, there is no reason, there is no thought ... big-bang-boom.
    Oh, yes there is big happy end. Neo saves the world and democracy (probably) giving his own life and merging with the Core.
    I just don't understand why the mashines waited so long to sign a peace. And why they used to kill humans outside the matrix.
    And one big yakee. The clouds that cover the world are full with electisity. Wonder why machines doesn't take power from there? Keep wonder.

    In short. If you like action movies without much speaking, you probably will like the movie. If you are SciFi fan, you probably will recognice the all cliches used so far.

  136. The Idea story, sequels, and the sophomore curse by *weasel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I mean, check out this collection of references from The Matrix and Reloaded (i'd imagine it'll be updated with Revolutions soon enough) here.

    look at how many references and such in the list are from The Matrix, and how few are from Reloaded.

    You see, when the Wachowski's hadn't had a break-out hit, they had to be careful, subtle, clever.

    They surely wrote, edited and rewrote The Matrix several times. The philosophy was there, but it wasn't as prominent or cumbersome. The bold allusions made the ideas accessible, and the density of the subtle references provided something to think about. The devil was in the details.

    The Matrix had good editing that kept exposition down to what mattered, and had decent character development. The romance wasn't a centerpiece throughout, it was strung along more like Han and Leia's romance in Star Wars. It was there - it played its part, but it didn't hit you over the head or command unnecessary screentime.

    The forced romance in Reloaded (and likely revolutions) is more reminiscent of Lucas' prequels, where the audience is beat over the head with it, and the lack of chemistry between the actors is made center stage.

    but once The Matrix made it big, the Wachowskis had a free ticket. No-one was going to tell them to trim the fat anymore. To put the heavier philosophy in more subtle references and keep the blatant topics accessible. But who's going to say that when they can make that much green?

    The sequels were both churned out together in a mere 24 months. Their near complete loss of depth was nearly guaranteed.

    The Wachowskis had total freedom with Reloaded and Revolutions, and apparently they decided they'd rather be broad in their blatant coverage of religious and philosphical ideas than tell a good story.

    The first thing aspiring fiction writers are supposed to learn is that the Idea-focused story is hard as hell to write well (even though it is almost uniformly where scifi writers begin).

    It is very difficult to write a good story where its entirety is leading your audience from problem exposition to problem exposition until you finally foist your supreme solution-Idea on them.

    It is much better to wrap your solution Idea into a stand-apart traditional story. Expose the great solution-idea a bit earlier, and develop the characters involved and the conflicts to show the different angles and attributes of your idea as the solution to the various problems. The key is to make the thing interesting, or your Idea won't matter.

    Methinks the Wachowskis forgot that with their carte blanche control over the sequels.

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  137. Just watched it. by chefren · · Score: 1

    Lost of neat effects. Nice music during the end titles. Somewhere there was a plot, where things like the forc.. sorry the *source* and the machines being unable to kill -9 Smith stand out as the most illogical parts. Good entertainment. It certainly doesn't deliver in the story department, though. Ofcourse it could have been worse. The ending could have been all happy, happy, joy, joy...

  138. I disagree by CyberGrex · · Score: 1

    I'll have to disagree with a lot of people. I saw it this morning at 9am and I thought it was a good movie given the previous two. I won't deny that the first Matrix was the best of the three, but I feel this one really did a much better job than the second one. I'm going to watch the first two again before I go see the third one again tonight with all of my friends. It seemed like they did a good job of tying things together. I felt myself saying a lot during the movie, wow, I see why they did now. Just my $0.02

  139. Spoiler Warning by Dimensio · · Score: 1

    Well, in the scene where where the image shifted to "fire view" and you saw the cables going into Neo looking like wings, and a cross appearing in his chest, I didn't see a halo. They could have made more overt religious overtones by adding in a halo, but they showed restraint there.

  140. Re:pretty cool by nitroamos · · Score: 0

    look... what would have pleased the crowds more? more blood and gore? some sex scenes? the first and third kept both minimal, which is important if you don't want to detract from the story line.

    were you hoping that neo would have some sort of answer to agent smith? did his answer (or lack of) make or break the movie? what were you expecting? the foundations of human purpose and choice to be laid out? were you expecting more of same philosophies from the first movie?

    granted this movie wasn't as confusing as the second one was, and the core of this movie wasn't as readily apparent as in the first one. i think they did the best that they could short of spelling out some sort of belief system, which is in general not done in movies. does a movie loose it's appeal if it fails to critizise someone or something for something?

    my opinion: i'm the sort of person who (for example) prefers games like tetris to the latest greatest, and as such, movie effects don't add or take away from a movie. i don't like movies that focus on action. i liked this movie because of it's simple timeless plotline (that the hero sacrificed himself before the enemy for his friends) as well as dealing with the nature of a choice and purpose. i also liked the dune messiah blindness aspect. i liked the punch. i liked the uncertainty of the oracle.

    this topic requested an opinion, there's mine.

  141. You can't polish a Turd by bigwavejas · · Score: 1

    No matter how much turtle wax/ polish/ turpentine you use, its impossible to buff a Turd into a gem - what a let-down. They shoulda left well enough alone and stopped at the 1st Matrix.

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  142. Spoilers! by tangent3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just watched it, thank goodness for time difference and living in the far east. Ok, here are the spoilers.

    1. Neo and Agent Smith beat the shit out of each other.
    2. Neo and Trinity kiss. Many times.
    3. Locke thinks Morpheus is a lunatic
    4. The sentinels lay waste to Zion's defense.
    5. Persephone was really cute.
    6. The Oracle bakes more cookies
    7. There is no spoon.

    1. Re:Spoilers! by killmenow · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      8. PROFIT!

    2. Re:Spoilers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. Persephone was really cute
      What? Are you insane, she's f'ing hot. I'm thinking of going to see the movie just to see her...

    3. Re:Spoilers! by orn · · Score: 1

      7. There is no spoon.

      funny, I kept thinking this phrase while watching the impossible battle in Zion. That was one of the high points of this movie. I sorta wish the annoying kid had said "there is no spoon" as he made his mad dash across the platform to door 3. Of course, I also think he should have been blown away by the ship tearing through that door as should have the woman that saved his skin at the last minute.

      The ending was the only thing that really hurt this movie. They should have killed almost all of the principles.

      1. Neo should have been left dead. No stupid remarks by the Oracle.

      2. The oracle should have been left dead (would have helped stop those annoying remarks). And the loss of the actress could have been handled better, for that matter.

      3. That annoying admiral _should have_ died in the battle.

      4. The kid and Dozer's sister should have been killed as the ship crashed through (as said before). That would have left her husband alone - very poignant and a good twist.

      5. They should have shown how torn up Zion was - people shouldn't be happy, there's going to be soup lines for a LONG time. How are they even planning on digging out? (Less orange, happy light, as my friend Brian said.)

      The only one I didn't mind was the little girl. I think she should have inherited the Oracle's eyes (though some weird means) and become the next oracle (as the one preview I saw lead me to believe).

      A good ending would have been her taking the Architect's hand in a much less glowy downtown Sidney.

      [The city morphs back into being, Smith's damage and the battle fading back into normal streets]

      girl: "Starting it over again?"
      Architect: "What else? There's a lot of people living in here."
      girl: "And you're going to let them live free?"
      Architect: "I made a deal with Neo. I'm not human, you know."

      [Zoom to a top view of the city, as in the end of the Matrix.]

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    4. Re:Spoilers! by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      LOL, that took me waay too long to remember where that was from. Monthy Python, hehehe

  143. Saw it, its pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I can't believe I woke up at 1 (pm) to see it...

  144. Electricity from humans by harris+s+newman · · Score: 0

    The first Matrix mentioned "in addition to a form of fusion, they use humans for electricity". Jeez, if they have fusion, and still need more electricity, they gots a severe problem. I don't understand that in the least.

    1. Re:Electricity from humans by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      It's a misdirection. No HUMAN really knew why machines kept humans around, so had to deduce why, from these giant towers of human-pods, conducting electricity....

      When in reality, the Matrix is a simple experiment to teach machines how to BE humans.

      Couldn't see that coming a mile away... :-/ <sigh>

    2. Re:Electricity from humans by archivis · · Score: 1

      You don't understand how you get electricity from humans? Okay...the Earth was devastated in the war of the Humans vs. the Machines. The Sky was scortched - so there is not enough light to grow the plants that can heal the radiation-crippled soil...

      Except for a strain of genetically-modified bean. So, the big solar plants don't work anymore, you've got a zillion defeated humans around, and the only thing that grows are mutant beans.

      Solution: farm the humans to eat the processed beans, and process the farts in giant turbines...and of course you can use the chemical byproducts of your farmed humans and beans to make various synthetics useful for a highly industrialized civilisation.

      See? It makes perfect sense. (big grin)

      Ok, so it does't. I liked the third movie, but I'm still wondering what the hell the W brothers were smoking about the whole power generation thing...using the humans as a big storage or processing array makes more sense.

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      In July O7, I got a mac pro. There's no punchline. Just endless joy and wonder.
  145. back from a show by MattW · · Score: 4, Informative


    * Pacing is good, you don't feel like the movie gets bogged down (which I felt during the extended Zion scene of Reloaded, even though I liked most of its parts individually)

    * The ending is disappointing. I don't mean it's just lame, per se, but it isn't what you're really expecting, and it feels bad at first. If you stop and think things through, I think it actually makes good sense. In a way, it ends how it HAD to end.

    * Many things are never explained, and you expect them to be. Don't expect much in the way of logical explanation for a number of discrepancies. After Reloaded, you end up postulating a lot, "Well, it must be true that XXX, but how?" Well, Revolutions has characters saying, "XXX is how it is" plainly, but they don't explain why.

    Sadly, I don't think the vision was complete. The Wachowski's probably DON'T have the answers to the tough questions to make the Matrix picture 'fit', and so they fail to achieve the true suspension of disbelief that allows immersion, and that hurts them. It doesn't really matter how absurd your premises are when it is clear they are premises; you need internal consistency. Reloaded and Revolutions, as a unit, fail to delivery that.

    Put one way, this is a good movie. It is worth seeing, it has its moments, but it is not the mind-blowing, zen-moment conclusion that fans would have wanted. It does not sate the lust for action OR explanation, and so it comes up short.

    In a way, it feels like a rush or a march to the conclusion. The actual true ending DOES make sense, even despite being vaguely disappointing, but it also leaves a lot of unanswered questions.

    1. Re:back from a show by n1nj4k3n · · Score: 1
      ... it is not the mind-blowing, zen-moment conclusion that fans would have wanted ...

      Perhaps it was not meant to be, eh? It does leave the viewers with more questions than answers, but maybe that is what the Wachowski Brothers wanted.

      It could be more zen than we think: each individual comes to their own conclusion (i.e. enlightenment) about the unanswered questions in the movie.

    2. Re:back from a show by Oxygen99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well put, I agree. The problem is that the Wachowski's don't have the intellectual prowess to resolve the dilemmas they set up in the first film.

      One of the biggest disappointments for me is the lack of any real core philosophy. At least Reloaded had the architect scene to give it some depth. I didn't see anything thought provoking in Revolutions at all.

      Where I don't agree is that this is a good movie. It isn't. It's lame.

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      I had a dream, bright and carefree, but now there's doubt and gravity
    3. Re:back from a show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well put, I agree. The problem is that the Wachowski's don't have the intellectual prowess to resolve the dilemmas they set up in the first film.

      This sounds downright juvenile. You can't come up with a better critique than to simply insult the Wachowskis? It's impossible to discern what they know and don't know. However, there's a LOT more depth to Reloaded and Revolutions that the original had, whatever the critics want to parrot. The Matrix was like Philosophy 101 -- Baudrillard aside, existential questions aren't even remotely new or novel, nor is the concept of being in an unreal world.

      How about Philip K. Dick's "We Can Remember it For You Wholesale?" -- that's very mind bending (and became the movie Total Recall), and rather similar. Except the real and unreal seem almost identical, making the dilemna even more of a mindfuck.

      One of the biggest disappointments for me is the lack of any real core philosophy. At least Reloaded had the architect scene to give it some depth. I didn't see anything thought provoking in Revolutions at all.


      The Architect does say a lot, but it isn't that groundbreaking for the philosophy of the movie. I think his main purpose is to provide a perfect counterpoint to Neo's chaotic and utterly human decision making. The coldly logical Architect is his antithesis.

  146. saw a preview yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a preview yesterday, and luckily I got in for free. If I hadn't I would have been asking for my money back - now I'm just wishing I had the time back.

    The movie stinks. People were laughing the whole way through at things that were not intended to be funny (although there were a few scenes that clearly the film makers intended to be tongue-in-cheek).

    Oh well, I thought the first film was OK, and the second was laughable but not totally worthless. This mess is, however, not worthwhile for your money or your time.

  147. obligatory (and disturbingly appropriate) by cloudship_tacitus · · Score: 1

    CBG: Last night's Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.

  148. Fucking Fanboys. by DAQ42 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Everyone who is bitching is not a good and proper student of the art of the Eastern parable. This whole series is a live action adaptation of an Anime on the scale of Akira. The only failure is that it is not as condensed as the Anime version. If you are a real fan, you've probably read the actual Manga of Akira (all 38 of them, well 38 that I know of, I kind of haven't had time to look for a few years). It was an epic tale. It had grandeous spiritual and pseudo-religious overtones. It had amazing, long and drawn out action. The Matrix is just like this, only the story is original (well, as original as the Wachowski brothers could make it) and the themes and effects are all exactly what you want to see in a live action adaptation. Over the top, huge, unreal action that smacks you around and gives you shell-shock. You know, post traumatic stress syndrome. This is not your story. You are the audience, you don't get to decide where the story goes. Get a clue.

    Yes, the Wachowski Brothers lost a lot of control towards the end. I have a feeling the ending was a little bit too geared towards the testing audience rather than what the original plot and story line called for. Anyway. Sucks to be the exec who pulled that crock of shit.

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    Don't Ask Questions. I don't know the answers and even if I did I wouldn't tell you.
  149. Casting done by University of Michigan Admissions by andy666 · · Score: 1

    Was it just me or was this movie (and the 2nd) preoccupied with appearing diverse ? It was really a distraction, and reminded me of the gangs in Charles Bronson movies of the 70's.

  150. It's a trilogy and should be rated as such. by todu · · Score: 1

    I just saw the movie. I've seen the first two several times. Each time I saw one of the previous ones, I understood more about all of the messages the movies are trying to convey. I need to see the third movie at least twice more before I decrypt it enough to be able to make a fair comparison to the first two.

    Also I should point out that I don't see Matrix as three (or four including Animatrix) diffrent movies. It's all just _one_ movie. And the ending made a strong suggestion that there would be at least one more Matrix movie. The Watchowski brothers said that there would be no more Matrix movies. It would seem as if they intended to say that "there will be no more Matrix movies within this trilogy". Perhaps they will develop another (or more) Matrix trilogy.

    Remember that the Matrix movies are all about symbolism. Their intent is not to spell stuff out. That is left to the audience. Compare it to a poem: If you would read a poem which had controversial and strong "hidden" messages, and the end of the poem would be just as symbolic as the beginning, you would not think it was a meaningless poem, would you? If they wanted to spell stuff out and it would (unlikely) have passed censorship, would they not have instead developed some form of documentary?

    I look forward to further analysis of the trilogy. And for you that did not see it yet - please do; it's packed with meaning. Then dl it and watch it again to see the Matrix even clearer. I know I will.

  151. A bit of praise by salemnic · · Score: 1

    Although I haven't had a chance to see it yet, I have seen a bit of praise

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  152. WARNINGSPOILER AHEAD!!!! by bluethundr · · Score: 1

    Neo Saves the day. He wakes up to find that he was in a matrix inside a matrix. He wakes up from both matrices only to find that in reality he is...*GASP* Jean Louis Gasse. He instantly takes the blue pill and returns to being a svelte young Hollywood star...

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  153. A really tired person's review by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

    Ok. I just got back from the first showing in San Francisco (IMAX). I really think it was worth seeing, especially if you enjoyed the first two. Don't expect any hardcore, geek-loving philosophy, just a bunch of mind-twisting plot changes.

    What was with the little girl?? What a horrible actress. I mean, ok, she was what, 6? Still. I've seen much better acting out of a 6 year old than that. She even seemed to bring Neo down while they spoke at the train station.

    The first one was definately the best if you're a geek. The second one was very mind-boggling, especially with the Architect speech. Still, nothing as cool as the first. The third, well... It wasn't as lovey-dovey mush crappy as the second, but it had it's fair share. It's nice to have a little of that, but COME ON!! This is The Matrix, not Sleepless in Seattle! I am happy to report that the Frenchman's wife does have a small part in the third, and there is, in fact, substantially more cleavage in her scenes. 8-D

    All in all, don't expect it to match the first. The first rules above all, far and beyond. The second two just didn't do the first one justice, as far as philosophical mind-boggles go. The third one really did have too many Christianity ties to it (Neo & The Source, laid out like Jesus on the cross, the actual cross-shaped light coming out of him)... I'm not religious, and this really kinda ruined the perspective of where the movie was supposed to be for me.

    Anyway, it was good. I recommend it. Just don't expect it to 'free your mind' like the first one.

    Oh, one last thing - they REALLY should have cooled it with the repeat climax points (Trinity's bullet-time jump, Neo's Kung Fu taunt). We've SEEN IT ALREADY.

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  154. Spelling nazi at the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    It's not "sceen," it's SEEN.

    Your welcome.

    1. Re:Spelling nazi at the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really hope that you're kidding.

    2. Re:Spelling nazi at the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually it's scene, and you're an asshat.

    3. Re:Spelling nazi at the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you haven't SEEN the SCENE we're discussing. So fuck off, m'kay?

  155. Honest Review by Teahouse · · Score: 1

    OK, everyone chill. This movie is not supposed to solve Pi or cure cancer. If your purpose for going to a movie is to be entertained, then you'll like it. If you like movies that don't have 100% happy endings (i.e. ALL Spielberg films) then you will like it.

    I think most of the complaints are because there are no "new" special effects, but more of the same. They also hate that (plot spoiler) Neo doesn't save all of humanity from the bad guys, all the robots don't drop dead, and every human doesn't climb out of their little battery-pod to cheer Neo as he flies by victoriously doing a barrel roll. I hate that type of cheese, i hope you do too.

    It is a good movie. Nothing is going to top the first one because it was ORIGINAL, but this is a decent ending for the trilogy, and I will probably buy the box set DVD when it comes out.

    Go get entertained. Don't expect the movie to lead you from the promised land. You'll be just fine.

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    "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."- Steven Wright
    1. Re:Honest Review by acvh · · Score: 1

      I respectfully disagree. The movie was not entertaining. There was MORE than enough cheese ("I didn't finish my training", "The war is over!).

      Fuck the special effects. Nobody said Gone With The Wind was great because the backdrops were awesome. Try writing a damn story BEFORE you try to make a movie. These guys, as George Lucas before them, made it up as they went along, and failed miserably. Too bad they'll make a ton of money from doing so.

    2. Re:Honest Review by rmadmin · · Score: 1

      If you like movies that don't have 100% happy endings

      I think that is the problem here. Everyone is pissed about a bad ending. Romeo and Juliet didn't have the greatest ending. Need I say more. :-) (Yeah, the example is simple, I'll keep it that way, this is slashdot after all).

    3. Re:Honest Review by archivis · · Score: 1

      I agree I liked the movie. IF you don't get it, look at the title - it's not supposed to be a neatly tied off standard hollywood ending. Cycles. Balance. Homeostasis.

      Things change, and by doing so, remain the same. Except of course, everything changes.

      Though, granted, I think it does work better if you think of parts 2 and 3 being one long movie, with a really big intermission :) The pacing is a bit more typical then - because part 2 ends too soon. I watched parts 1 and 2 immediately before seing 3 so I've got that flow working for me.

      Still, whats with the reel of the new live action Dragonball Z film that got laid on top of the big Agent Smith fight? Is it some sort of promo?

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  156. Re:Spoiler Alert!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > And his name is Chad.

    He's not hanging... is he?

  157. MUST NOT READ THREAD! by mjh · · Score: 4, Funny

    MUST NOT READ THREAD...
    Must not...

    <struggles with mouse>

    Aw, crap!

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    1. Re:MUST NOT READ THREAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      <struggles with mouse>

      The agents have taken over mjh!! The agents have taken over mjh!!

    2. Re:MUST NOT READ THREAD! by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 0
      MUST NOT READ THREAD...

      Do you hear that, mjh? That... is the sound of inevitability.

  158. Proof that we do not live in the Matrix by jakedata · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the Matrix, all three of the Matrix movies would have rocked.

    1. Re:Proof that we do not live in the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd have to be the *first*, perfect Matrix :P

    2. Re:Proof that we do not live in the Matrix by setmajer · · Score: 5, Funny
      In the Matrix, all three of the Matrix movies would have rocked.

      Nonsense. As Agent Smith says, "Human beings define their reality through misery and suffering."

      Had two big-budget Hollywoood sequels rocked, we'd have all rejected the illusion and woken up.

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  159. Does money ruin a film??? by DeadBugs · · Score: 1
    It seems that a lot of good films are ruined instead of improved by money. It's almost like they put more into the film when money is not so involed. For example:
    • Star Wars vs. Epsiode I
    • Clerks vs. Jay & Silent Bob strike back
    • Matrix vs. Reloaded
    • Jurassic Park vs. Lost World
    Just my opinion of course, but it seems that some people think that because they have a $100 million budget that they need to spend it all instead of focusing more on the story, characters, plot etc. Or maybe it's just the curse of the sequel
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    1. Re:Does money ruin a film??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes i'm an AC,

      but what about X-Men vs X2?

  160. Be thankful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. it didn't get the royal boning that Star Wars did.

    "Spinning, that's a good trick!"

  161. Here's a positive review... by lysium · · Score: 4, Informative
    The Diamondback has a glowing review up. Here's a blurb:

    It is thematically and philosophically the strongest of the entire trilogy, and accomplishes as much more subtly than its predecessors. Viewers were confronted with great ethical dilemmas and metaphysical conundrums in the form of 'in-your-face' one liners and headache-inducing dialogues in the first two Matrix films, but Revolutions takes a different approach. Its depth and philosophical richness comes in the strength of its visual metaphors and an intriguing storyline pulling on everything from the Bible to The Wizard of Oz, grounding the story in cultural identification and modern mythmaking.

    Sounds good to me. I don't like professional critics, anyway.

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    1. Re:Here's a positive review... by ambienceman · · Score: 1

      I go to UM Go Terps!

    2. Re:Here's a positive review... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen it, but this whole thing reminds me of Batman Returns. The truth is that I was pretty disappointed by the end, but when I re-examined it, it wasn't so bad.

      People panned Danny Devito's over-acting - but he did great as a scheming penguin who was *supposed* to be transparent to the audience. Michelle Pfieffer was awsome as Cat Woman. The problem is that people walked out of the theater remembering the last stupid 15 minutes of the film, with the march of the crazed penguins and the radar that showed the sillouete of the duck on it.

      Overall, I didn't think it was bad, but there were certainly some bad and stupid parts.

      I didn't think reloaded was bad either, I left the theater knowing it was the middle movie, and just thinking "ok, let's see where they go with this." If nothing else, it gave us a lot to talk about - what was real and what wasn't. That was entertaining all by itself - I've liked a lot of movies where there was simply nothing to discuss except "oh yeah, it was really good!" I like movies that make you think. I know, I know, I'm not talking about deep metaphysics or philosophies, but at least in this case about what is going on, what's what, who's actually helping, who's hurting, what interpretation did you take away from the architects speech... and more importanly, what do you think will happen?

      So I haven't seen Revolutions yet. Looks like I may not be able to for a while, but I'm optimistic. I've already read some pans that say it doesn't answer the questions, but then you have that factor where you discuss it with your friends - what do you think was real?

      Well, as others have pointed out, I don't think there are any reviewers out there who reflect my opinion and my forgiving attitude towards what is ultimately entertainment. I'm not looking for the meaning of life.

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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    3. Re:Here's a positive review... by Steevee · · Score: 1

      I heartily agree. I think that people are trying to read mcuh too much into this. Think of it as a broad overview of western culture's plethora of "maps of reality". With a bit of Eastern philosophy mixed in as a reality check. I enjoyed the film very much, especially catching all the references to philosophy, belief systems, cultural idiosyncracies etc. (most deftly hidden). Also, remember this is a trilogy, it only really works as part of the whole picture.

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      if electricity is created by electrons, is morality created by morons?
    4. Re:Here's a positive review... by Poison-R · · Score: 1

      "...Revolutions takes a different approach. Its depth and philosophical richness comes in the strength of its visual metaphors and an intriguing storyline pulling on everything from the Bible to The Wizard of Oz, grounding the story in cultural identification and modern mythmaking."

      No, I haven't seen it yet - but I found this comment amusing since it was almost identical to a description of Matrix I that was told to me when it came out. For example:

      Trinity: In most Christian faiths, the union of three divine persons, the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, in one God.

      Morpheus: (classical mythology) the god of sleep and dreams..

      How far down does the rabbit hole go?

      ...and the list goes on. The first Matrix had amazing depth that was easy to be distracted from by the overall power of the movie.. I guess I'll have to see it for myself to understand how Revolutions can be described as different for having this "depth and philosophical richness".

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      PR
    5. Re:Here's a positive review... by zedmelon · · Score: 1
      Okay, here's one more positive review, at the Denver Post. Three of four stars.

      Maybe that 75% will pull up the rottentomatoes rating, which is still at 38%.

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    6. Re:Here's a positive review... by orius_khan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well I'm not a professional critic, but I just saw it and feel ripped off. So do the other 5 people who saw it with me.

      Its depth and philosophical richness comes in the strength of its visual metaphors and an intriguing storyline pulling on everything from the Bible to The Wizard of Oz, grounding the story in cultural identification and modern mythmaking.

      Bullshit. The first two introduced a new world and laid the foundation of a deeper philosophical understanding of reality. Compared to them, the 3rd Matrix movie should have starred Jean-Claude Van Damme Gary Busey and gone straight to USA Network.

      The 2nd movie was kind of annoying in that it gave you a lot of questions, but didn't deliver any answers. This was tolerable though, because you assume that its a set up for the revelations coming in the 3rd movie....

      They never come though. The answers to the big questions that you're left with after the 2nd movie are glossed over in literally one or two sentences. "oh ummm there's some magic mumbo jumbo 802.11b wireless brain chip or something, and the French guy has some magic subway train. There's your explanation, on to the hour-long action sequence!!"

      There were a million different fan theories about what the Matrix really was and what the ending was going to be. And unfortunately, every single one of them was wrong. The real ending was far lamer than anyone could have imagined.
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      Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy people.
    7. Re:Here's a positive review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be very careful trusting the Diamondback if I were you. This is the same newspaper which accomplished this:

      This quote is taken from the Diamondback, the University of Maryland student newspaper, of Tuesday, 3/10/87.
      "One disadvantage of the Univac system is that it does not use Unix, a recently developed program which translates from one computer language to another and has a built-in editing system which identifies errors in the original program."

    8. Re:Here's a positive review... by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      I postulated with my friends that the ending would be as follows:

      As you're approaching the ultimate climax of the movie, the screen goes black. Then all you get is "SEGMENTATION FAULT" in bold, whiet letters.

      How great would that have been?

  162. SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by zedmelon · · Score: 1
    That series RULED, especially the first several And his first line in that particular skit was one of the most memorable of the entire bunch.

    Norm McDonald's Burt Reynolds is pristine, and "Chandler" from "Friends" did a great Michael Keaton as well.

    Okay, now mod me down as offtopic. ;)

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    1. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by adamfranco · · Score: 1

      first line in that particular skit

      If I remember correctly...

      Keanu: "I know kung fu!"
      Trebek: "For the last time; no, you don't."

      Off-topic, but who cares! :-)

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      "When ideology and theology couple, their offspring are not always bad but they are always blind." -- Bill Moyers
    2. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Sean Connery: All right, Trebek, I'll play your game! I'll take "The Rapists" for $500.

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    3. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by pmz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Howard Dean, M.D. for President in '04

      If he is an M.D., then his motivation for socialized healthcare is to further the entrenched elitism of the doctor cartel who manipulate the supply of qualified healthcare professionals and help keep prices artificially high. He would also be in a position to help craft loopholes in new legislation to further the greed of pharmaceutical and medical devices companies and the abilities of doctors and insurance companies to avoid all liability.

    4. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by WarForge · · Score: 0

      Keanu: "I'll take balloons for $800"
      Trebek: "That is not a category"
      Keanu: "Then I'll take balloons for $400"

    5. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by zedmelon · · Score: 1
      Sean Connery: "I'll take swords for $200."

      Trebek: "That's *S Words*. S Words.
      Burt Reynolds, choose a category."

      Burt Reynolds: "Ahh, (chews gum) what the hell. Let's go with swords."

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    6. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by DAldredge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So what are you saying? The Dean isn't any different than GWB?

    7. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by li99sh79 · · Score: 1
      Norm McDonald's Burt Reynolds is pristine, and "Chandler" from "Friends" did a great Michael Keaton as well.

      As are Ben Stiller's Tom Cruise and David Duchovney's Jeff Goldblum. But really, it was all about Sean Connery, cracks me up just thinking about it.

      -sam

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      I was just here, where did I go?
    8. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by pmz · · Score: 1

      The Dean isn't any different than GWB?

      Basically. He is a person who managed to get into the running for president. Any Republican or Democrat canidate is corrupt, whether they realize it or not, because they are tied to their party lines. Anything else is too risky.

      We need a president who isn't a Republican or Democrat. Ross Perot and Ralph Nader made good progress in their runs, but there's still a long way to go. The public probably isn't ready for a libertarian president, but it is important for the country to start heading in that general direction. The greens aren't a bad start, because their platform for social justice won't pass in a four-year term yet their goals for decentralization are well-founded and needed.

    9. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      I have a little trouble with (one of, their are quite a few green parties in the USA) the green parties idea of a MAXIMUM Wage. Sorry, that just sucks.

    10. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by adamfranco · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, until we change our voting system it will be [virtually] impossible to get a third-party president.

      In the USA we use what is called a plurality vote. This means that you choose one person that you want from a list.

      Other ways of voting include the following:
      Approval Vote - check the box next to anyone you wouldn't mind seeing in office. As many or few as you like. The winner is the one with the highest total.
      Borda Count - Similar to the aproval vote, but you rank your choices. Ranking can either start at a given number, i.e. rank your top five choices, or it could allow for the whole field. The winner is the one with the total number of points.

      To use the previous ellection as an example, both of the above methods would allow someone like me to show my approval of Nader, Gore, and Bradly (and maybe even McCain). If we used one of those methods McCain would probably be president as he was generally like by most and seemed like a decent human being (for a republican at least ;-) ).

      Using our plurality vote though, "a vote for Nader is a vote for Bush" as it removes a vote from Gore.

      Another wrench thrown in (and which partially stems from the plurality vote and is completely exasperated as a problem by the plurality vote) is the primary system. In our primary system, the candidates must play to the extremes of their party, meaning that those who go to the general election are not the centrists who most of the country would be happy with. This invariably leads to our constant situation of having to choose between the lesser of two evils.

      Whew. Discover Magazine had an excellent article on this which I got much of my info from.

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      "When ideology and theology couple, their offspring are not always bad but they are always blind." -- Bill Moyers
    11. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by pmz · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that just sucks.

      Agreed. Placing constraints on wages does terrible damage to the free market and only creates change in the short-term. Further, once the markets have absorbed the influence of wage constraints, those constraints are of no effect whatsoever.

      The aspects of the green party that I agree with are essential those that are identical to the libertarian platform. The social justice aspects of the green platform are a pipe dream.

    12. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by pmz · · Score: 1

      McCain would probably be president as he was generally like by most and seemed like a decent human being (for a republican at least ;-) )

      McCain was a great canidate, but the cronies in the Republican party booted him in favor of their favorite puppet, GWB.

      Using our plurality vote though, "a vote for Nader is a vote for Bush" as it removes a vote from Gore.

      Yes, this really bites the big one. In 2000, if I could have ranked the canidates, I could still have voted for a third party while inputting my preference for the two major parties. Voting for Nader while putting Bush last would have been very satisfying.

      I wonder what the barriers are to getting the ranking systems you mention into practice. Perhaps voters wouldn't understand them? That would be very unfortunate.

    13. Re:SNL Celebrity Jeopardy by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      the green parties idea of a MAXIMUM Wage

      We all know that would never work, and would never happen. Even the Green planners probably know it (but don't want to admit that for strategic reasons).

      It's just an example of the negotiating technique: "Ask for more than you want, in expectation of a compromise".

      By taking these overly-extreme positions, and then taking 3-5% of an election, they can nudge mainstream candidates and parties in the direction of their views, with no risk of actually implementing the way-out weird parts of the platform.

  163. What happened for the last 20 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't be the only alone wondering what in the world was really going on from the climatic fight scene to the ending credits. I've pondered it some even after I left and I'm still not sure what happened.

    Was it really that disjointed or did I miss the big picture. Anyone have a clear explination of what REALLY unfolded?

  164. He spoke in amphibolies by *weasel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the architect, like the oracle, spoke in amphibolies. that is what he said had an obvious, false, meaning, and a hidden, true, meaning.

    the architect was seemingly saying what you so neatly summed up - but what he was actually saying was:

    humans have free will but they don't realize it. they make impulsive decisions but don't know why. they are slaves to the ideas they use to justify their impulsive decisions -after- they've made them. they don't actually think freely, and they certainly don't act freely.

    he was reinforcing what the oracle already said when she told neo he had already made his decision, but didn't yet understand why.

    the key was that he wasn't -actually- choosing right then. he had previously decided he loved trinity (perhaps solely through suggestion), and love means selfless sacrifice. he also hated the machines and didn't want to be connected to them, even if the two are codependent. so he justifies his gut reaction with the ideas, and then can 'understand' why he does what he does.

    Were Neo making his decisions by free will he'd know 'why' -before- his actions, and according to the Oracle he would be able to see past them, seeing the entirety of the world without time.

    Neo does pretty much only what he is expected and told to do throughout Reloaded. What makes it so painful to watch, was trying to convey -why- it was painful. The Merovingian likewise had an amphiboly laden sililoquoy that covered -roughly- the same ground.

    The problems with Reloaded were pacing, editing, and tension. The Architect and the Merovingian pretty much covered the same topics, so one of them was wholly redundant. Leaving both of them in turned much of the movie into a drag.

    Note how few times someone gets a 5 minute dialogue in a sterile sequence in The Matrix. It doesn't happen. Good editing and tight writing kept the exposition to a marriage of dialogue, example, and visuals. Morpheus -showed- at least as much about what 'reality' and 'the matrix' were to Neo in the load and sparring programs as he conveyed through dialogue. The Architect and Merovingian did not.

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    1. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      I understood what he was saying. Trust me. The entire movie exudes that philosophy. However, I still thought that a machine would be able to say all that in less than twelve thousand pages of dialogue.

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    2. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Catbeller · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I saw the 8 AM showing at Navy Pier in Chicago. I agree with your analysis. Let's see if I can add a few things to the mix.

      Neo most probably was not human. Or, if he was, perhaps he was a clone of many before him, created by the Architect and the Oracle to try to work out the the anomaly caused by their conflict, order versus chaos. He is the One, the anomaly that causes Zion to fall, and be reborn - and be reborn himself as well.

      Neo has done this many times before.
      Trinity has not; she is new to the cycle.

      The world without time is central to the story. Neo has always been the answer to his own questions, but never had the courage or the motivation in his prior incarnations to face that he either WAS the Matrix, in a circular karma sort of way, or had to BECOME the Matrix, a different way of stating it. To defeat the enemy he had to let Smith win, something he had never done before. Most likely he just kept fighting until he died, in the prior cycles of his last confrontation with Smith. But this time, with Trinity's loss and sacrifice still fresh as a bloody wound in his mind, Neo was able to understand that he had to lose, and in losing, take control of Smith. The Smith/Neo/Oracle conglomerate then simply took viral control of the entire 01 nation, and called off the hertofore inevitable destruction of Zion.

      In previous incarnations, Neo simply lost as he fought Smith, and Zion fell. In this one, he took a measure of control over the situation. He also understood that he had messed it all up, many times before, and that this time he was doing it right.

      Neo broke the karmic wheel, finally. Cue the Christ metaphor.

      My head is still assimilating all this. I'm looking forward to reading anyone else's ideas.

    3. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by pyr0 · · Score: 1

      So what kind of kind of amphibolies were they? Actinolite? Hornblende? Anthophyllite? Cummingtonite? (Hint for the geology impaired, look up amphibole on google :)

    4. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by pmz · · Score: 0, Troll

      they make impulsive decisions but don't know why. they are slaves to the ideas they use to justify their impulsive decisions -after- they've made them.

      Ahh, so the trilogy is a methodical dismantling of the Democratic party's platform. It all makes sense, now.

    5. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by subgeek · · Score: 1

      a machine would be capable of saying it with fewer words, but the architect is also trying to influence neo with the way he presents the information. being direct wouldn't have helped his cause.

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    6. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Dimensio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My understanding was that the "Smith" virus was something new, though I could be wrong -- it would make sense for something like this to happen every time because it does explain what would lead to the system crash. Perhaps it's always something similar to this, not quite the same, but still a setup that brings about the end of the Matrix if the One does not intervene.

      I don't know where I read this, but I read this somewhere.

      There was a report going around that when Neo "destroyed" Smith in the first movie, he split the "code" that was to be re-inserted into the Source into Smith. This explains where Smith got his powers and why he was Neo's "opposite". When Smith copied himself onto Neo, that put the code back together and re-inserted it into the Matrix, allowing it to be restored to a functional state.

      I don't recall all of the details, though, so I can't say what happened with the other five Ones.

    7. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Anim8me2 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you seem to forget the fact that in "Reloaded" the Architect explains that in each of the previous incarnations, there was a Trinity-esque character, there was no Smith and Neo always chose to return to the Source to save Zion and the human race (by choosing the next seed population). Neo's choice of saving Trinity was the diversion in the stream of previous incarnations.

    8. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      I think he was trying to confuse the hell out of him personally.

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    9. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by justsomebody · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actualy, mostly correct.

      Neo is part of Matrix (he is software), crucial part that turns the wheel when matrix gets confused looking to other directions.

      Exiting the Matrix would mean end of Neo, and as long as Neo is in story, there's just another level in matrix. Because no one said that real world is real. And the world after that, based on architects saying they anticipated such ocasions (I'm basing that on simple saying that people are happy just as long as they can revolt), and the only decisive moment for such occasion is when people need to feel that change occures, Neo is here just a safety loop in a matrix software and servers a throwing dust into eyes of the people to feel the change is occuring.

      What probably follows next. Well I say: Matrix 4: Level 3. Even lamer sequel than 2.

      One was great in fact perfect and had a great ending which would really satisfy my ego,
      I stopped watching 2 after 1 hour and exited the cinema, but when my friend said that there was talking with architect, I just had to see if I was correct what I was thinking (hail for divx, I wouldn't pay again for the matrix if someone was forcing me). Yep, I was. A really lame and predictable story.
      3 I'm not interested.
      4, gets lamer after being lame...etc

      The lamest thing in matrix is Neo. As he was mostly beaten in 1, I must admit Keanu is getting beaten with very good acting. But when he actualy tries to fight in 2, for god sake, will next kung fu star be Danny De Vito or what?
      The best thing in the movie: Trinity good looking, nice legs and very elegant in fighting scenes. Actualy the only actor that seems to know how to fight in this movie.
      What can I say about Morpheous... well he's black (no offence, not in racistic way, that's the only thing that he does well, he fights... well still better than Neo but still like somebody stuck a broom in his ass, he has over bullshit act with moronic overpuffed voice and lame comments:)

      Next time the Watchowski brothers try to make a kung fu movie, well they should hire actors that know what kung fu is.

      --
      Signature Pro version 1.13.2-3 release 83.5 beta3try7 after-breakfast edition
    10. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catbeller, I think you are on the right track. I have been contemplating it myself. Trying to reconcile some statements and actions of the characters has led me to some of the same thoughts. As you say, I am still assimilating it.

    11. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by airoldi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People here are desperately trying to force the movie to work by injecting their own motivations and explanations, by making their own constructions in which the characters' actions and dialog make sense. This is the sign of bad design. If they'd kept the dialog to a Terminator level, I'd honestly have enjoyed it more. Yes, it would have been a more shallow trilogy, but shallow is better than broken. I've read Descartes, I've read 'The Machine in the Garden', I know my way around Zen Koans, and I'm telling you there ain't nothing here. The major points:
      1. They violated the initial premise of the movie. Morpheus told us that the Matrix was a prison meant to keep humans occupied while machines used their bioelectric energy to power themselves. Fine. It's your movie. But in the end, no humans got saved. There's a truce, and therefore the machines get to keep their batteries. Sure, we could discuss the dilemmas inherent in jacking folks out of a happy illusion and into a tragic reality (sort of an anti-Plato's cave), but there's the problem: This would have been a MUCH more satisfying discussion.
      2. Neo gets to take his superpowers with him. He's the One because he can violate the rules imposed by the Matrix. Fine. It's your movie. But in the end, he gets to control the machines from -reality-. Problem is, we've been led to believe that the Matrix is just a giant UPS system connected to a much larger complex. The Architect is not the thing Neo speaks to at the end. And yet, he still gets to blow Real machines up and see fictional Matrix characters when looking at real poeple with his inner sight (Anyone read Dune Messiah?) This means that there is a God, he's interested in humans, has taken a fancy to Neo, and wants a big machine to understand what's going on. There's no other explanation, unless I was getting popcorn when Trinity found an 802.11x antenna in Neo's ear.
      3. The Architect has problems he shouldn't have. If I were building a Matrix and I didn't want people to reject it, I'd fake a new reality just like I faked the old one. The idea that Zion is just another part of the Matrix has been rejected in other threads, but too hastily IMHO. In other movies it would be a copout, but here it would be central to the Matrix premise. What better way to imprison minds than an illusionary escape? What better way to explain Smith's presence in Bane? What better way to explain Neo's powers?
      4. Smith, Smith, Smith. We are led to believe that Smith has (or shortly will) overwritten himself onto every human in the Matrix. Jeez, the problems with that one. Are the original personalities lost? If so, why didn't the Architect do something like that himself a long time ago, and solve his problems that way? And just what exactly how did Neo defeat Smith? 'He let Smith win' isn't Eastern philosophy, or Karma, or Christ. The architect tells us that the Matrix has been done before, but this Smith thing is new to this cycle. Every other time, the Matrix has either ended with the One's cooperation or without. Zion is destroyed. This time, Smith is here, and this time Neo is fighting in part on 01's behalf. So this the fight itself is entirely new, no matter how it ends. There's no Karmic wheel to get off of, or if there is it's way, way before the Smith/Neo fight. So with Smith gone, where are the Matrix humans? If they're dead, what did the 01 Nation gain by letting Neo fight?
      So, they could have gone Schwartzennegar simple, but didn't. They could have gone for good, meaty morale dilemmas, but didn't. They went for tea-party philosophy, and succeeded.

    12. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Neo broke the karmic wheel, finally. Cue the Christ metaphor."

      An utterly ridiculous metaphor, seeing as how Christianity contends that Christ is in fact God and is by definition incapable of error. These kinds of inconsistencies arise when people dabble in various religions, but don't bother to do any in-depth study of any of them.

    13. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by mr.+marbles · · Score: 1

      What I find interesting is the contrast between the father program in the train station and Smith. The father program repeatedly reminds Neo that "love" is just a word, and so is "karma". These are belief systems that sustain many human, the difference is when they're reasons for someone to live they don't realize the constructs itself is artificial and meaningless. The indian father program sees the contradiction. But he embraces the concepts of love and karma. Smith sees the artificial construct to mean that the concepts don't exist. Thus the purpose is life is death. He's partially right. One purpose of life is to experience the end, as Neo does. Neo lets go of his grip on his life.

      The question is what is the purpose of life. While some would rather have ignorance in a dogmatic belief system, like cypher. Some like the indian father program, chooses to live life for the experience and connections it offers. Smith is someone who has broken though the ignorance but has gained no perpective of the significance of existence. Neo shows the final problem, death, he shows you can't fight control forever, in the end there are things you can't choose. But that doesn't mean there's nothing that can be chosen.

    14. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by s88 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Thats just stupid talk.

      If smith does this everytime, why did the machines let Neo jack in just so Smith could kill him (when they clearly could)?

      We already heard that the previous ones were reintegrated into the matrix, and Zion was rebuilt from a selection of One-choosen survivors.

      I'll not waste anymore more time debunking a halfassed theory about a halfassed movie.

    15. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      thanks; i had only seen the movie once, and had forgotten.

    16. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      thanks. i do recall now that Smith-as-virus was new to this cycle.

      ah, so much fun! there has got to be a final deconstruction of this story; let's have fun making one up.

    17. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by jafac · · Score: 1

      Hell, the KID covered this in the FIRST movie:
      "Don't listen to these hypocrites. To deny our impulses, is to deny that which makes us human."

      But I thought it was FREE WILL that made us human! Which is it?

      --

      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    18. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by C0deM0nkey · · Score: 1
      And just what exactly how did Neo defeat Smith?

      Just a thought, but the Oracle said that Smith was the result of the Matrix trying to balance the anomaly (Neo). If Neo ceased to exist, the equation would be balanced and thus there would be no reason for Smith to exist.

      So...Neo, after much pummeling, realizes this (as a result of the Oracle channeling through Smith). He responds to Smith's line of "Why do you do the things you do" questioning by saying "I choose to" - and, ultimately, offers himself up as a willing sacrifice in order to defeat Smith (who is Lucifer/Evil or at least Entropy).

      I think this does reflect Christ - offering himself as a willing sacrifice to defeat Evil and offer the people of the world a choice (stay jacked in or get out).

    19. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the conversation in the train station is to be tied into the final fight with Smith. Remember when Smith rants on and on about "why are you doing this? for love? love is a human construct"... (OK I don't know the exact words but you get my drift, right?)

      Perhaps the conversation in the train station was there to help Neo realize that his purpose was not necessarily to free the humans at the expense of the Matrix. Because the Matrix was a habitat for sentient programs, he couldn't destroy it without committing "murder". Hence a truce was indeed the best solution, not the elimination of the Matrix. Truce allowed those humans who wish to be free to go free, while allowing the rest to coexist peacefully in the Matrix alongside sentient programs.

    20. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Catnapster · · Score: 1

      This is speculation, but I think that the destruction of the Matrix in the previous five incarnations was caused by nuclear war.

      --
      The world can be wrong today for once.
    21. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by ChocoboKnight · · Score: 1

      I thought that on M2, when Neo talked to the architect, all the anomalies that came before had chosen to go back to the source. There, the One chose 7 males and 16 females to rebuild Zion.

      This time around, Smith (an agent program designed to keep the rebels under check before the critical point when the "anomaly" had to do his show), is killed in a way it absorbs a part of the One (let's say its a piece of his conciousness, knowledge and the capacity to bend some rules and break others). With this newfound ability, Smith can now change the cycle.

      Also, as a parallel event, Neo chooses to save Trinity instead of Zion, when he first meets the Architect. These two events trigger M3.

      The machines are now in a very difficult situation, their energy supply is being controlled by a rogue program, which, could theoretically control all the machines. The machines have never been in that situation. Maybe this was planned by the Oracle, maybe it was an evolution of the machines (they were just developing the emotions of faith and love) and this was the logical consequence.

    22. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by mr.+marbles · · Score: 1

      I don't know if his purpose was ever to destroy the machines to free the humans. In the end of the first movie he said "I don't know how it ends, but I know how it begins. I'm gonna hang up this phone. And I'm gonna show these people what you don't want them to see. Where we go from there, is up to you". So I think a truce was one of his possible goals.

    23. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by sleepychameleon · · Score: 1

      Have not seen movie yet, and I know this is nitpicking, but--

      You mean "amphibologies", right?

    24. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      about 4. :
      smith didn't overwrite everyone, as he obviously absorbed the little girl and the oracle, and they were just fine once smith was destroyed.

    25. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Oracle's words wern't literal. Neo dying didn't destroy smith, it was that when Smith took over someone, he simply merged his code with theres (why he could know what the Oracle knew after taking her over).

      By merging with Neo, the Master Machine was able to destroy Smith through his link with Neo.

    26. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you look up "amphiboly". It doesn't mean what you think it does.

    27. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that Christ was powerful? Could you be saying that Christ was who He said He was?

    28. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by BenSnyder · · Score: 1

      Just to reply to #2, and I'd be curious to know what you think of this theory.

      You want to know why Neo's powers work outside of the Matrix. Easy. He's part machine, part human, totally self-actualized. That's right, he's part machine. He's in the center of the venn diagram comprising humans and machines. Think about it, this is just logic. Sentient machines. How in the hell could they ever be sentient? The answers are in the Animatrix. Humans made machines. Humans gave machines AI. Humans were cruel to machines when machines achieved a level of AI that made them sentient because the machines asked for equality. A war broke out and eventually the machines subjugated humanity and imprisoned them, simultaneously holding them captive and using them as batteries to power their own prison: The Matrix. The Matrix was designed by the machines, which while growing their own AI now began with code made by humans. Humanity is flawed and by association, so are the machines. However, humanity compensates for the flaw by being able to think creatively. Machines cannot. Since computer programs are dictated on logic, the Architect, a machine, designed the Matrix to be a perfectly balanced equation. But he hasn't gotten it right in six tries. Eventually, his program spits out a remainder in his equation. This remainder, The One, is human, and the anomoly defines The One as having the capability to break the computer program. Why? Because he's the imperfection in an otherwise perfect equation. He is able to affect the program because he wields the power of balance, the most imporant power of all, as the system is predicated on balance.

      Now, in order to understand why his powers affect machines outside of The Matrix, one only need to connect the dots. The Matrix was made by a machine that is sentient because of an artifical intelligence program. The Matrix was flawed, even in spite of the machine's best attempt to solve the problem. This would indicate a flaw in the master AI. Garbage In, Garbage Out. The program that makes machines sentient is shared among all machines, and at least part of it is predicated on flawed human code. So the inherent problem with The Matrix also afflicts all machines since it's all part of the same logic structure.

      Final question to deal with - why does his power grow over time? The answer to that is easy: faith. Revolutions ends with the Oracle espousing her faith in Neo ("Did you know it would turn out like this?" "No, but I believed"). All throughout the 3rd movie they were coming back to beliefs and faith. The Oracle remarks to Neo about the first time she met him that he was "jittery as a june bug and now look at you..." and how he's grown into his role as The One. His powers grew as his belief grew.

      I know that's not quite the 802.11b inner ear antenna you were hoping for, but don't you think the logic follows? Furthermore, I would take issue with your statement of this debate being indicative of bad movie design. It's indicative of GOOD movie design. It's movies you don't give a shit about that you don't speak about. An example of bad movie design would be the way Zion was poorly introduced to the viewer. It lessened the emotional impact in the 3rd movie because we spent a lot of time protecting people we didn't have any real connection to. People debating why events happened just illustrates that the movies allow for multiple interpretations. It's a feature, not a bug.

    29. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by *weasel · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. machines don't seem capable of lying in the matrix, so naturally the only way to try to influence Neo to do what he wants him to do, is through obfuscation. hence the amphiboly.

      He's technically telling the truth, but he's saying it in a way to try to influence Neo - confusing exposition might cause him to become confused, and second guess himself.
      The bit on the end about hope is thrown in, in contempt - as he knew he had failed.

      Oracle: "I have your word?"
      Architect: "What do you think i am, human?"

      --
      // "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
    30. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      By the way, why would the machines agree to free mankind when they rely on them being hooked up to the Matrix for battery power?

      --
      Slashdot: Where people pretend to be twice as smart as they really are by behaving like children.
    31. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why couldn't the master machine choose someone else in the matrix?

    32. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by *weasel · · Score: 1

      the implication is that the machines -aren't- using human beings for power - that the matrix serves a different purpose. no machine ever says that humans are used for power generation - and the idea is patently absurd.

      that Neo continues to have special powers outside the matrix promotes the idea that even the 'real world' is within a simulation of some type. Likely it was created by a being who wishes to understand itself through creation and conflict. here is a good theory on that. looks like the theory was written before Revolutions as some details are off, but the theory is sound.

      also notice that the humans in Zion don't even have a history of who shot first in the war with the machines, when it began, or how long it had been going on. they have hovercraft, EMP weapons, and mecha in Zion and yet no-one brought a clock?
      Further, the small city can continue to survive in a fixed location despite the fact that that machines were capable of destroying the much larger original human force?

      this strongly suggests that reality isn't quite right if you ask me. and since the humans and machines weren't on speaking terms prior to M3, it seems unlikely that the humans would know the motives of the machines for certain.

      --
      // "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
    33. Re:He spoke in amphibolies by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Definitely a new factor was Smith, I say in a flip-flop on my earlier statement. Or, at least Smith,the anti-Neo, had never before gone viral in any of the previous Zion-dies scenarios.

      Smith not only had completely taken over the Matrix, he was on the path to take over the 01 (AI) nation as well -- remember, this was the gist of the deal that Neo made with the gestalt at the very end: let me defeat Smith, and you live, but the humans go free. Otherwise, Smith kills YOU, too.

      What the AI may not have anticipated was Neo surrendering to Smith, being absorbed by the virus. Neo then controlled not only Smith's viral abilities, but he got the Oracle's perspective as well, since Smith had already absorbed her.

      I think what we saw at the end was Neo giving orders to all the machines in the AI world -- he had virally infected every AI in the world. He was essentially God. Deal or no deal, those machines were told to stand down. But he didn't kill all the machines... he stuck to the deal, avoiding a sticky moral dilemma, ie mass murder of sentient beings.

      Side thought: had Agent Smith at the point of the final Neo confrontation absorbed all the human minds of the matrix? Was any human mind alive in the Matrix at all at the end? Was Zion the last bastion of humanity in actual fact as Neo ended the war?

  165. Fan reaction by bobdotorg · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw it in Westwood (a trendy part of Los Angeles) and there was a video crew filming fan reactions outside the theater.

    "Give us your opinion of the movie," they asked.

    I replied, "How about this, I give you the finger, and you give me my $9.75 back."

    I suspect I won't make the final edit for the commercial.

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    __ Someday, but not this morning, I'll finally learn to use the preview button.
    1. Re:Fan reaction by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      Probably not.

      But you did put a smile on my face. Thanks for that.

    2. Re:Fan reaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you make the cut, please do the world a favor and post a recording ;o) Too bad we won't be able to see the faces of the camera crew...

    3. Re:Fan reaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant. Thank you.

    4. Re:Fan reaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You rock.

    5. Re:Fan reaction by 7dragon · · Score: 1

      I love you man....

    6. Re:Fan reaction by bitrott · · Score: 1

      That's great. I for one would like to have my ticket money back from Reloaded as well. That's $9.75 I'd rather blown up my nose than have suffered.

    7. Re:Fan reaction by SoTuA · · Score: 1
      How about this, I give you the finger, and you give me my $9.75 back.

      LOL. Good one.

      On a side note, $9.75? WTF?!?! I spent less than ten bucks... tickets for my fiancee and me, and a big soda! The perks of living outside the USA :)

      And on another note, I think most people didn't like it because the humans don't get to pop a cap in the head computer's ass. What's wrong with a little peace? As I see it, the people who live outside the matrix are safe, the people who still like the matrix keep being happy as batteries, and those who want out get out (it's like if the "click here to remove from list" spam worked!) That's what's wrong with the Matrix... it teaches us that the solution to problems is "Guns. Lot's of them!" ;)

    8. Re:Fan reaction by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      the best review i've heard. at least you refer back to "The Matrix" as opposed to wachowskis and silver.

      the kicker is that there IS a spoon, it's made of silver, and it's firmly lodged in asses of the Wachowski bros. and Joel Silver.

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      If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
  166. THANK THE ONE THIS TRILOGY IS OVER!!!! by Lester67 · · Score: 1

    Next down, Star Wars.

    The Matrix was an incredible movie. Too bad its good name has now been sullied by two crappy sequels. (I saw it this morning.)

    If we can forget Highlander II, which should be able to recover from this as well.

    1. Re:THANK THE ONE THIS TRILOGY IS OVER!!!! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      At least the Lord of the Rings was written from the start as a series and will have a definate end point. Unless, of course, they try to put the Silmarillion on film.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    2. Re:THANK THE ONE THIS TRILOGY IS OVER!!!! by taradfong · · Score: 1

      ...or 'The Hobbit', though that probably wouldn't work as the characters act in a much more 'adult' fashion in LoTR.

      --
      Does it hurt to hear them lying? Was this the only world you had?
  167. Could have been better. by Photo_Nut · · Score: 1

    At my company, which regularly gets us opening day/night tickets to nerdy/geeky movies, an admin for our group got us a special screening at 8:00AM yesterday (PST) (Tuesday). I can only say that the reactions from my team were mixed. I wasn't expecting great acting, and they didn't provide it. They provided what had worked in the previous movies, and some of what didn't work.

    Highlights include lots of CG. Lowlights are that some scenes lasted far longer than they should have. I used the rest room during one such scene and was pleasantly surprised when I came back to the movie that the scene was _almost_ over and I didn't miss anything. In fact, I was quite glad to miss that piss poor acting scene, because they followed it up with some interesting CG.

    All in all, I'd say wait for this one on DVD rental, and save your money.

  168. What OS Runs the Matrix? by bluethundr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sick of gentoo zealots throwing plugs in completely unrelated topics? Me too!

    Yes, but have you seen the system requirements for the Matrix?

    --
    Quod scripsi, scripsi.
  169. Who Reviews The Critics? by ausoleil · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that film critics hate almost everything...everything but films about someone self-loathing that is. I guess everyone wants to see their story on the big screen and when a critic gets to watch a self-loather movie, well, they must shout out silently "Hey man! That's ME!"

    First of all, you have to understand that the first job of a critic is to, well, criticize. They are required (or so it seems) by their job description to go and loathe everything that they see and then lambast it in print. If they like most everything that they saw, they must lose some cahe' with the Critic's Union, if there is such a thing. At the very least, they don't get special treatment down at the coffee-house where everyone wears black, drinks back cofee while smoking stinky Turkish cigarettes and whine to each other that "we know better but no one will listen!"

    That when they're not coming up with those cute little quips like "A must see!" "The best film of the year!" or the movie posters and TV ads.

    Take their opinions into guidance if you will, but you yourself are the best film critic you know. After all, do you load into the car and drive down to the Multi-Giga-Plex to see a great piece of visual literature or do you go to see a good story and have a good time? When you walk out of Matrix Revolutions or any other film, you'll always say to yourself "well that was great" or "dag -- that sucked" and there you go...the only review that matters.

    ps.: If you go to Revolutions to see "Jane Eyre" you're going to be disappointed. If you go to see some pretty nifty fight scenes, some hot chicks dressed in latex and leather and some pretty nifty computer animations all wrapped around a fairly decent story, your going to have a good time. But your mileage may vary.

    1. Re:Who Reviews The Critics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those who can, do. Those who can't, probably dropped out of a bachelor of arts in film studies and wander around all day grumbling about movies being not-even-close to Citizen Kane.

  170. damn good by cypherwise · · Score: 1

    Revolutions dfefinately made for what the second one lacked; ten fold. The original post put it quite aptly when he said it will put you back into a coma. Go see this movie as soon as you can.

  171. J. Michael Straczynski's comments (B5 creator) by jedijacket · · Score: 1
    "Just to let fans of the Matrix know...you've got nothing to worry about with the third film. I was at the premiere screening Monday, and I have to tell you that the sheer scale and scope of the thing, the performances, the efx, the story...it's just staggering."

    JMS's comments

  172. Might see this at the $1 theater by JLSigman · · Score: 1

    But I have one question... if the humans are all plugged in to seperate cannister thingys (as I remember from when they freed Neo in the first movie), how do they reproduce?

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    -jls
    Techno-pagan
    1. Re:Might see this at the $1 theater by JDBrechtel · · Score: 1

      Millions and millions of years into the future we will devise a mechanism called "artificial insemenation" (spelling may be wrong, I don't care)

  173. I smell an M.B.A. by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 1

    It's been my experience that plot holes + bad movie made by someone who should know better can sometimes mean that the director's vision was comprimised by someone at the studio. This could very well be the case with Revolutions.

    I mean, it's not like this movie snuck up on the Wachowski brothers. I'm sure they had it all planned out, probably with an ending closer to "The English Patient" than "Terminator 3". Then some studio executive comes along and says "You can't kill Neo! He's the main character!" (or something along those lines), and all of the sudden your carefully crafted plotline is chucked out the window and all the groundwork you've laid up to to this point is not only useless, it's contradictory.

    Now, just like any other good conspiracy theory, I have no evidence of this other than my own intuition. I haven't even seen the movie yet, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen ;-)

    At least there's no Jar-Jar in this movie...Right?!?

  174. Silly (make me fell better) spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To feign any shock of how bad this movie may actually be, here are some entirely made up spoilers. Perhaps if I repeat them to myself over and over again they will come true, and the film will become far more bearable.

    Neo takes CCIHBAXOM7QUMS7WPQQDG7RGYJEW.

    Yet again ICAZLEOSEA7GAJV. Again and again and again...

    A new, blue, hero emerges, with a battlecry of DCHZWYTV.

    Like any spoiler, one should hide information so that someone does not accidentally glean information. What ever happened to rot13? To this end, the above spoilers may only be read with the DECODE.EXE tool in the game "Enter the Matrix".

    Nice touch, eh?

  175. From the mouth of babes... by RatBastard · · Score: 1
    comes such arrogance.

    I've seen that lame "you didn't 'get it'!" defence used to defend a lot of bad movies and it's utter hogslop. I've seen a lot of movies that I understood perfectly and didn't like.

    • I got 2001, but I thought it was one of the most boring and tedius movies of all time.
    • I got A.I. and felt that it was just stupid. The basic idea would have made a pretty cool movie 20 years ago, but we've already seen better movies about the plight of robots. (Bicentenial Man, anyone?)
    • I got Matrix Reloaded and thought it was just badly done.
    • I got The Matrix and thought that it was flashy and entertaining fluff with the philisophical depth of high school level philosophy class.
    • I got Donnie Darko and thought it was very stylish garbage.
    If the audiance doesn't get what the filmmakers are trying to do the fault isn't with the unwashed masses (unless there are serious cultural gaps that need to be filled in), it is with the filmmakers who have failed in their job: to communicate an idea.

    And using Open Source to bolster your argument is crap. What the hell does Open Source have to do with this movie?

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    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
  176. What Andy said about Revolutions by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    There was an interview linked on MatrixFans.net with the actor who plays Rama Kandra.

    In it, he says when he went to the premiere of Matrix Revolutions, he asked Andy Wachowski if he was happy with the film.

    Andy said he was just glad it was over, and even told the actor "not to get his hopes up."

    Wow.

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  177. Snobbish maybe, but definetly warranted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would take too long to pull out every reference and every theme in the movie. It would take even longer to praise them for pulling this off while making the movie an entertaining sci-fi movie.

    I would like to offer some ancedotal evidence though. The other day I was talking to a girl about the movie "Adaptation." I asked her what she thought of how cool it was for two movies to be put in one. She replied, "oh I didn't really analyze it much."

    This same person thinks the first Matrix movie was cool but all others just stupid.

    Do yourself a favor. Read Baudrillard's "Simulacra and Simulation." Read Plato's "The Republic." Read up on B.F. Skinner. Once you've educated yourself outside of the unwashed masses who will pay top dollar to watch a huge CGI battle with the same clones firing at each other, you may actually _get_ "The Matrix" trilogy.

    It's about the human condition. What makes us human? Does it matter that everything has a cause and effect to Neo and Trinity? Why not?

    The trilogy is inspiring in an age where everything is just a copy of a copy of nothing.

  178. the ending by Delphix · · Score: 1

    The ending should have just cut back to green letters streaming down the screen that stopped changing leaving the following: "Fuck You, Audience."

    It would have better, more shocking, and more honest ending. And would destroyed the possibility of creating a 4th. With the way this goes, they might try (Lord please, no!)

  179. spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the end, we find out that Agent Smith is actually Neo's father.

    1. Re:spoiler by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      That topped them all. That was fucking awesome. I'm laughing my ass off.

      "Mr. Anderson... I... am... your father. With a certain satisfation, I might add."

  180. Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILER by dougnaka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a Matrix fan. I've loved every Matrix movie that's come out. Highly entertaining, wildly energetic, and beautifully played out. The Agent Smith fight scene had amazing visuals that stood independent of the special effects. The story continues the Reloaded twist, without throwing any unsuspected curve balls into the mix.
    If you're a Matrix fan, of course you'll see it, and I recommend you do.
    Neo wakes up inside a section between the Machine word and the "Real" world, called the train station. His body is still lying in sick bay and he shows brain activity like someone jacked in, but they search the Matrix and can't find him. He meets a "family" of AI who were making sacrifices to save their "daughter".
    They are doing it because they love, and Neo learns that programs can have the same connection as humans do that they call love.
    There's some real connecting done in the train station that provides the basis for the hope of peace between the machines and the humans.
    Morpheus and Trinity are summoned by the Oracle, who has a new body, it's later implied that frenchie (the Marovingian? sp?) forced her to.
    They meet with her, she tells them where Neo is, and take her body gaurd kung foo guy with them to find the train driver, to rescue Neo.
    They find him and give a short chase, but he gets away. He goes and picks up the family at the train station, and tells Neo he doesn't get to go.
    Neo acts like he doesn't want to throw the guy a beatin, but the train guy tells Neo how he built this place and he's god there, and apparantly he is, and Neo gets a good stomach punch into the wall from him. Neo's stuck, and Morpheus, Trinity and kung foo body guard guy dont know what to do. Kungo foo joe recommends going back to the Oracle, and Trinity says why, we konw what to do. They go beat their way into the techno S&M club where the Marovingian hangs, and negotiate a trade. He wants the Oracles eyes for Neo's release.
    Trinity gets impatient and they crack some skulls, and she ends pulling off an awesome catch of a mid air Berretta and putting it firmly in the Marovingian's forehead.
    She negotiates a new deal, and it cuts to them rescueing Neo from train station. Meanwhile the physical world agent smith has woken up, and "doesn't remember anything".
    Commander tough recommends the doctor give him something to help, and it's back inside the Matrix where they're rushing to get out, when Neo says he has to see the Oracle. He meets her, they talk. He asks some good questions, the gist is she chose to help them out, and is taking some big risks because she wants what Neo wants, peace. Then on to Neo getting unjacked from the Matrix. Quick note, when did they jack him in?
    He was in the Matrix from the train station, where he arrived when he used his powers outside the Matrix. They ask Neo some questions but he says he needs some time, and retires to his crappy little room to think. Occaisonally there are flashes of him thinking and crazy electrical lines all over, and then the recurring theme of the 3 power lines running off into the mountains.
    After they question human agent smith, they meet and decide to head back to Zion.
    Neo comes in and tells them he knows what he has to do. He has to take a ship and go to the machine city, commander tough thinks he's crazy, and tells him no way he's gettin his ship. Naiobi lets Neo have her ship, which just needed a jump start after they found her and her crew. Back to sick bay, the medic chick goes to give
    the agent smith guy a shot, he asks what its for, she says to help him remember, he says what if he don't wanna remember, what if he did the EMP blast, he'd be scared, which means he doesn't want the shot, so she should be scared, then he stabs her with a scalple, and she promptly dies. He takes off. Captain tough guys ship is going to be piloted by Naiobi through some really tight holes so they can sneak past the sentinals to get back to Zion, and Neo and Trinity, who insisted on going with Neo, are going to the machine

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  181. You mean my theory isn't true? by labcoat · · Score: 1

    After seeing Reloaded, I developed a theory that the people were never truly "freed", just moved on to a different Matrix...a subsystem designed to give hope to those who didn't accept the original Matrix and keep them alive. I also theorized that Neo was a program designed to keep the peace between the two Matricies and help design a better Matrix by making choices based on interaction with the humans. I figured that's why there were 6 versions of Neo. He was constantly being reset between versions. That's why he was able to stop the machines in "the real" using his "in-Matrix" powers. That's how Smith was able to transfer to Bane in "the real." Now you're telling me a good running start at a final installment of a trilogy falls flat on its face? Damn. I hope Star Wars doesn't suffer the same fate. At least LoTR follows an already tested piece of literary work.

  182. Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by Kjella · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is, you've already seen 2/3rd of the triology. Would you really put down a book after 2/3rds, or stop watching a show after 2/3rds of the season? I wouldn't, either I'd stop rather quickly or follow it through. At least not a show with development that is, like e.g. 24. A show where you can miss 10 eps and it'll still be the same basic gag, like Friends, Seinfeld or Frasier is different.

    In a triology, the second film is usually the worst. The first is "new", and the last has all the big "final/ultimate" scenes. The second is well.. it's usually just more of the same. Maybe Matrix: Revolution is an exception to the rule, but it's not really all that stupid to find out.

    The problem is, I want to know what happens to Neo and Trinity. Good, bad story, I still want to
    "know". Of course you might say that is silly and that it's just a movie and it doesn't matter. But if you don't care about what you're watching, why do it at all? And I want to see the last of the LotR films too, even if all the critics say it's a complete and utter turkey (which I don't think they will, but anyway). Just human nature, I think...

    Kjella

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    1. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by chgros · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a trilogy, the second film is usually the worst
      Strange... I always thought "The Empire strikes back" was the best Star Wars movie

    2. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by RickL · · Score: 1

      Empire is the fifth movie in the series.

    3. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Strange... I thought I noticed the word "usually" in there.

    4. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's the fifth *chapter* in the story.. but the second movie in the series.. Fifth plot-wise, second chronologically.

      That's what happens when idiots start their filming in the middle of their scripts.

    5. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      And The Road Warrior is certainly the best Mad Max film... (although not truly the middle part of a predefined trilogy)

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    6. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by ajservo · · Score: 1

      In a trilogy, the second film is usually the worst. Oh... Duh. Here I was appreciating Empire Strikes Back, Godfather Part 2, The Two Towers, Aliens, National Lampoon's European Vacation, and Terminator 2 more than the originals, and little did I know... They're supposed to suck! (color me embarassed...) Of course if you're looking at other sets of films, then yes, Back to the Future 2 sucked. Sleepaway Camp 2 sucked, Meatballs 2 sucked, Nightmare on Elm Street 2 sucked, Police Academy 2 sucked, sure... Those setups in a multifilm series do suck.

    7. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      evil dead 2 is another one in a trilogy that was the best.

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    8. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by li99sh79 · · Score: 1
      evil dead 2 is another one in a trilogy that was the best.

      Yeah, but Evil Dead 2 is just Evil Dead with a slightly larger budget, does that count?

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    9. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by xSauronx · · Score: 1
      Would you really put down a book after 2/3rds, or stop watching a show after 2/3rds of the season?

      key word being good

      but the matrix? yeah; ill skip the last one.

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    10. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by klui · · Score: 1

      That's not the point. The point is paying more to see the last movie. Why not watch it in the regular theater instead of IMAX? I don't get it either.

    11. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by superflippy · · Score: 1

      Would you really put down a book after 2/3rds, or stop watching a show after 2/3rds of the season?

      Only if it's really, really, really bad. Southern Cross was a book so bad that I threw it in the trash while I was halfway through. I was in an airport on a layover, and still thought that having nothing to read was better than finishing that book. The psychic pets were bad enough, but it was the "techno-genius" character giving a painfully wrong explanation of how the Internet works that pushed me over the edge.

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    12. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by justsomebody · · Score: 1

      Amen, brother:)

      But Lucas fucked this a little bit when after "Empire Strikes Back" was second movie, suddenly he proclaimed it for the 5th.

      Episode 2 really sucks. Lucas changed history so previous poster could be right:)

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    13. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by schon · · Score: 1

      Would you really put down a book after 2/3rds, or stop watching a show after 2/3rds of the season?

      Bad analogies - better would be "would you refuse to buy the third book in a trilogy, or stop watching a show after the second season?"

      And the answer would (of course) be if it sucked, then hell yes!

    14. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Middle film always the dog? Shite. Empire Strikes Back is easily the best Star Wars....

    15. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      Fwiw, the book form of The Two Towers is RATHER boring, coming from an overall fan of the trilogy...

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    16. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by jd_esguerra · · Score: 1
      The problem is, you've already seen 2/3rd of the triology. Would you really put down a book after 2/3rds, or stop watching a show after 2/3rds of the season?

      I stopped after 1/3. The open ending of the first film was enough for me.

    17. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      That fallacy is called the "prior investment" fallacy. E.G. when the gambler has wasted *almost* all of his money and blows the rest, since he'd already blown everything but that.

      It's why they often wind up broke: they don't know enough to quit before they wind up with nothing.

      In the mean time, as I've said before: you can't expect answers from the Matrix. You never could. That was the point. You missed it.

    18. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by RoloDMonkey · · Score: 1
      The problem is, I want to know what happens to Neo and Trinity. Good, bad story, I still want to "know".
      Read the spoilers, and then rent it. Less money paid to Hollywood for a bad movie.
      Or, better yet, borrow a copy, or download it. No money for Hollywood.
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    19. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by craigtay · · Score: 1

      You think the second in a trilogy is the worste? Have you seen a movie called Empire Strikes Back? Or the second in the LOTR trilogy? they are certainly amazing films

    20. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by erucsbo · · Score: 1

      Normally I will finish what I start - but: Highlander. 1 was good. 2 was bad. (I ignored advice on seeing this) 3 made tried to correct 2 and made things worse. (I also ignored advice) 4 - I have avoided seeing - as it apparantly rewrites the ending for 1 to make it more in line with the TV Show (revisionism at its worst!). for some people I'm sure that the Matrix will be the same. They won't like 3 and as 2 is really just the first half of the reloaded/revolutions double they'll turn the Matrix into another Highlander. Case in point - how many 'cult' movies have ever **really** succeeded beyond the first in maintaining the cult status. StarWars may be an abherration but I know some SW fanatics that want to stop at "A New Hope", and I know of similar stories re. Alien. Cult movie examples: Highlander, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Princess Bride, Spinal Tap, etc. erucsbo

    21. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's the second movie, the other's don't exist (to me, anyway).

    22. Re:Is an unfinished story better than a poor one? by BinxBolling · · Score: 1
      The problem is, you've already seen 2/3rd of the triology. Would you really put down a book after 2/3rds, or stop watching a show after 2/3rds of the season?

      Bad analogy. Once I've bought a book, I've already paid for that final 1/3rd (along with the rest of it). I haven't paid to see the final 1/3rd of the Matrix trilogy, yet.

      I'm debating whether or not to see the third movie, and one of the things I'm thinking is: "Do I want to financially reward the people who made this movie for what they have done?" And right now the answer is looking like no. They've taken an excellent movie and tacked on a couple of crap sequels that are so bad that they are going to poison my enjoyment of the first movie.

  183. Ebert liked it by e40 · · Score: 3, Informative

    His review is here.

    1. Re:Ebert liked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well he's a fat fuck, no wait, that was Siskell.

    2. Re:Ebert liked it by Snuggly_Soft · · Score: 1

      Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park's creators, duh) were dismayed that Ebert pointed his coveted thumb in the 'up' direction in regard to "Reloaded", and expressed the following sentiment on one of those talk shows: "Roger Ebert now gives 'thumbs up' to every movie because every movie has candy and hot buttered popcorn." That can be the only explanation. Reading the few positive reviews of this movie, it seems that the journalists who once were dyed-in-the-cloth fans of the concept of the Matrix feel the most pissed off by the lack of closure that Revolutions provides. I found myself skipping over to read reviews of Kill Bill, just to restore my sense of taste. Why, oh why, didn't I take the BLUE pill?

  184. Perhaps we should of seen this comming by James+Lewis · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think they set themselves up for failure. They pumped their movies full of big questions,and in the end, how were they really going to answer them in a way that satisfied everyone? I think the only "big answer" there is is that there ARE no big answers. There is no secret to the nature of reality, it just IS, and when you die you'll either find the answer to one of those big questions, or you'll never know because you'll be too dead to think about it.

  185. Re:Doesn't look promising - Architect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, the Architect scene split the posers from the true SciFi / hacker fans.

    I also think the 2nd and 3rd films missed the main plot of the original... that people "Live in a computer!"

    The Architect scene was one of the few that actually got into that issue in a large way! Instead of being about war and machines, it was about the simulation itself. And how the Oracle had a role in that simulation.

    And who was this Architect? A human, a machine? It got to the whole point of things. And why did he say "you won't see me again" - was this the only thing he now lives for?

  186. Re:Spoiler Alert!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And he only pretended to like Neo as part of a fiendish plot to sabotage his boss.

  187. How can you compare Adaptation with Reloaded? by Augusto · · Score: 1


    I would like to offer some ancedotal evidence though. The other day I was talking to a girl about the movie "Adaptation." I asked her what she thought of how cool it was for two movies to be put in one. She replied, "oh I didn't really analyze it much."

    This same person thinks the first Matrix movie was cool but all others just stupid.


    I greatly enjoyed Adaptation (more than Being John Malkovich), it was a well written and uniquely original movie.

    I hated Reloaded. It doesn't matter how convoluted you make your movie.

    Please, please, please. For the sophisticated folks here, who just can't fathom people not liking these movies, please get your head out of your anus.

    Not liking a movie has nothing to do with smarts, it has to do the personal and unique makeup of a person's likes and dislikes. Going around and telling people who don't like the same things you do is fairly narrow minded.

    Oh the irony ...

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    1. Re:How can you compare Adaptation with Reloaded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point exactly. If you do not analyze "Adaptation" what hope do you have of analyzing "The Matrix" trilogy???

  188. Translation: by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    I am a giant dick.

    Oh, I'm sorry, I meant:
    I am a giant, literate, dick.

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  189. Depending on the movie... by Tokerat · · Score: 1


    ...I almost thought you meant "Whack the fscking monkey"!

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  190. Atleast he has a friend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is all.

    1. Re:Atleast he has a friend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you the friend? Shouldn't you be discussing the details of a 30 year old TV show right about now, or running your newsgroup?

    2. Re:Atleast he has a friend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      die asshat.

  191. Hrmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ponder why there is a link to MSN... especially on an article where the people seem to not know what they're talking about. The sun was not covered in a last-ditch effort nuclear holocaust... the humans deliberalty covered the sun with clouds according to Animatrix. I'll probably be marked a Troll so I'm posting anonymously.

  192. my question is by seelet · · Score: 0

    the blackout that happened no too long ago in the north eastern US... was that due to the matrix like in the sequal where they shutdown the powergrid. you know all those ppl investigating that should watch the matrix sequal and then watch the 3rd one to find a way to stop that from happening again. yes i do believe im right in my own lil world...

  193. You start banging a dominatrix, Ilsa Strix,.... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    and this is what happens.

    Lords knows she probably started writing the script and he couldn't stop here.

    1. Re:You start banging a dominatrix, Ilsa Strix,.... by swordgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't bang a dominatrix. If you're lucky, you get banged by her. :-)

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  194. watched all 3 still confused by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    I think the matrix films are either very very very good but need to be understood, or just very very very bad hollywood marketing tricks to make you not only watch the next film because you want to know whats going on but also to make you watch the same film over and over again to try and figure out whats happening. After watching all 3 and reading a theory on the first 2 (before 3 came out) im still confused, can anyone point out a site that can explain to idiots like me roughly whats going on, is neo's gold vision representing a matrix outside the matrix or a trick matrix (the kid with the bent spoon in 2)? or are they saying that there is a 'matrix' outside the matrix which is actually real life and hes in real life but actually has supernatural powers that are paralelled in the matrix?? I know a good film makes you ask questions at the end but come on :P

    Now i have to download all 3 so i can watch them again ;)

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    1. Re:watched all 3 still confused by October_30th · · Score: 1

      Why download them? I'm sure that pretty soon there will be a collector's set of all three movies on DVDs with extra material.

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    2. Re:watched all 3 still confused by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      I've paid my overpriced London cinema tax 3 times and i have the vhs of the first film, the key grip's been paid, the cleaners been paid, keanus sitting in his limo and the wackoski brothers are cracking open the booze, im bloody damnd if anyone else is getting money out of me.

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  195. People expect too much. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's very rare to have something as extraordinary as the first Matrix movie. It was a great movie and will no doubt be a classic.

    But to two or more classics in one series? It's not going to happen... ever. The only exception is Star Wars (Episodes 4-6). They are no doubt sci-fi classics. It was also one big story split up into 3 parts (or was it 6 parts but he only made the last 3?)

    People went into the Phantom Menace expecting to be utterly wowed as they were when they were kids (okay, and some adults) seeing the original Star Wars movies. Here's a tip: it's never going to be as good as the original. It's nothing but an extension of the original story for die-hard fans. That and good marketing.

    Just because a movie doesn't live up to the hype of the original doesn't make it a "bad" movie. Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones weren't nearly as good as the original Star Wars movies, but they weren't HORRIBLE movies.

    I highly doubt that the original Matrix was created with two sequels in mind. Perhaps the Matrix could've done what Star Wars did if they elaborated more with the first movie and made it longer to split into 3 parts.

    But really, it's just a sequel. Hype (caused by fans) is what "ruins" a movie. No, it won't be as good as the original Matrix, but it's not a BAD movie. Reloaded wasn't a BAD movie. It was simply over-hyped.

    It happens with everything. Movies, music, video games, tv... something good and original comes out and if the second installment doesn't make you crap your pants like the original did, it's merely "okay" or "old".

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    1. Re:People expect too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow you have very limited taste in movies if thats the only series you can cite that has "two" or more classics.

      Incredibly limited.

    2. Re: People expect too much. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      People expect simultaneously too much and too little (SPOILER warning) Star Wars 6 ended with blowing up a big round thing with a built in satelite dish, just like Star Wars 4. The Matrix 3 ended up with Neo giving in to death and defeating Smith by NOT doing the same thing as the first time but its opposite. Ergo, by some of these posters, the first Star Wars trilogy is brilliant and original, and the Matrix trilogy isn't. Run that last part by me again?

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    3. Re:People expect too much. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      Hmm... where did I say it was the only series? As someone listed below your reply, The Godfather is one.

      Really now, would you understand the point any better if I listed 20 movies with excellent sequels vs. two? Who cares?

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    4. Re:People expect too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "..but they weren't HORRIBLE movies." Yes they were. Even Roger Corman wouldn't allow the line "You are in my very soul tormenting me."

  196. It'll still make money. by shadowbolt · · Score: 1
    I haven't seen it yet, and I'm now contemplating whether I should. I absolutely loved The Matrix and thought The Matrix Reloaded was okay, but nothing compared to the original. I kind of expected more of the same from this one, and now my fears have been confirmed.

    Of course, it'll still be a box office hit, because there are gazillions of people who get excited and lose all mental capacity for reasoning as soon as they hear the word matrix. In fact, it is my prediction that this movie will gross more box office sales than either of the previous two films, despite its apparent lack of appeal (understatement). Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony...

  197. Re:call me Fanboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call me a fanboy (which I may very well be), but something tells me the new movie is not nearly as bad as people seem so eager to make it out to be.

    You have to take in to account the culture of cynicism that exists today with regards to, well, CHANGE, basically. Take movies as the perfect example: we're essentially preconditioned to think that a movie sequel can not possibly be as good or better than the original. It's like people can hardly wait to say "Well, it's not nearly as good as the first one!" Obviously, if you go in to a movie with that mindset, you're not exactly an unbiased critic.

    This is the same phenomena that makes the new Star Wars movies suck, new Metallica suck, and makes people cool for being in to the Grateful Dead "before they were popular".

    And then there's the contrarians who are just "anti-hype" on principle. If more than 3 people have said something is cool, they will say it's uncool. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's obviously not a true measure of the thing itself.

  198. *SPOILER* Rufus and Bill ..... by curtisk · · Score: 1

    ......wake a heavily hungover Ted(Neo) who had a cellphone left on buzzing in his ear and a black hefty bag wrapped around himself. "Whoa! What a dream dudes!RRRUFUUUUSSSSS!" *Air-Guitar motion*

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  199. My scenario is better! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    (I wrote this the day before yesterday, Nov 3, 2003) it is on kuro5hin.org as my diary.
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    The Matrix Revolutions Possible Scenario, by Roman
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    The last part of the movie starts precisely where the second part ended, that is another ship picks up Neo and the remains of the crew and takes them to Zion.

    Neo spends most of the time in coma, while the rest of the city is preparing for the robot attacks. Everyone is excited, blah, blah, blah. The dude who is infected with Agent Smith wakes up first and is trying to kill Neo while he is asleep but he is not successful.

    The robots come and the war begins. The war is spectacular. There are 250,000 robots (one per every Zion citizen) and they cannot be simply stopped.

    Then we are taken inside Neo's head. In a coma he finds himself in a strange place where he can see the Matrix and move through it as if there were no walls or limits. He can just desire and the Matrix changes into what he wishes. (Of-course he is in a coma, so we do not know whether this is truly happening or not.) At some point in his dream he finds a way to cross from the Matrix world into a computer that is running the Matrix - the Matrix Mainframe, and he starts exploring the rest of that system. He meets the actual programmer of the Matrix - a computer program that is governing the planet at the moment, however the program does not recognize what Neo really is. It believes that Neo is one of the Agents. So Neo can move around in the Mainframe without too much trouble. At some point he hacks into the portion of the program that runs the killer robots and when he realizes it, he tries to stop the program from execution but cannot do it - it is protected.

    At this point the robots have already wiped out half of Zion, Morpheus is wounded and everyone is in panic. Trinity is fighting with the dude who has Agent Smith's copy inside and she is not winning. The dude knocks Trinity out and pulls plug on Neo's life support.

    At this very moment, affected by shock, Neo finds out that he can cross the boundary between the Matrix world and reality. He produces a hardcopy of himself in the layer of the machines and starts destroying the hardware by blowing up microchips of the computer (the computer is gigantic, but the most important part is that the Mainframe is only partially a transistor based computer, but it is mostly run inside the heads of the individuals plugged into the Matrix, who are basically forming a single-minded organism that is one crucial part of the computer itself. The people's brains are used as CPU and storage for the Matrix and the AI singularity!

    Now Neo knows that by destroying the computer, he will disconnect all the people in the Matrix and will kill them. By not destroying the computer he will let the robots kill everyone in Zion.

    At this point Trinity wakes up and crawls to Neo. Now she is trying to talk to him, and he hears her but does not understand where the words are coming from. So he tries to do something he never tried before - he starts learning how to change the reality into something he wants it to be. He starts small, first reconfiguring the room around him, moving the physical objects as if they were virtual objects in a computer program. Then he moves on to change more of the space around him, he changes the entire computer floor, changes the entire cave, now he can manipulate the Reality Matrix as if it was the Matrix. However the AI singularity now understands what it is dealing with and calls its robots and agents. It also starts attacking Neo through the interface that the Neo was connected to his limp body i

  200. Sometimes, yes by JPelorat · · Score: 1

    I threw away a Gregory Benford book about halfway through it once. Terrible, pitiful writing. I figured it was better to pitch it in the garbage than chance anyone else reading it and having that stain on my conscience.

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    1. Re:Sometimes, yes by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      Similarly, I've walked out of "Pearl Harbour", "Batman Forever" and "Damaged" in my time.

      I wish I'd walked out of "X2" two thirds of the way through, too. I'd then have believed it to be a thoroughly entertaining film!

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  201. "Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 5, Funny

    But that's Hollywood for you - you can't just make one great movie and leave it alone. You have to squeeze every dollar out of the franchise while you can!

    I agree. Last time I was at a bookstore, I even noticed that Lord of the Rings, this masterpiece of an epic, is already out in book form. :-(

    Pathetic what lengths commercialization will go to these days. There's just no leaving good movies alone anymore.

    1. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by woody188 · · Score: 1

      You are kidding right? I mean, you know the books came first right?

    2. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd just like to point out that this post is a classic example of the ORIGINAL definition of "troll" - posting something so incredibly stupid that anyone with a sense of humor should be able to figure out it's a joke, and then reading the replies from the people who didn't get it.

      Somewhere along the way, "troll" became synonymous with "flamebait", and internet vocabularly lost an invaluable word.

    3. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Ungulate · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd just like to point out that this post is a classic example of the ORIGINAL definition of "troll" - posting something so incredibly stupid that anyone with a sense of humor should be able to figure out it's a joke, and then reading the replies from the people who didn't get it.

      Somewhere along the way, "troll" became synonymous with "flamebait", and internet vocabularly lost an invaluable word.

      I originally posted this as an AC like a dumbass.

    4. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by guLin · · Score: 1

      Ha ha funny. I have actually heard someone say in the bookstore. They weren't making troll comments, they really believed that books came out because of the movie. It was a very scary exprience.

    5. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked on "Apollo 13", and when I went to see it in the theaters, I saw a pair of girls in line get upset at a guy talking to his friend, because he mentioned that the crew lived at the end... the girls were pissed because the guy had spoiled the movie...

      Sigh. People are dumb. :)

    6. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 Clueless

    7. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I was standing in line to see a movie next to the line for "Titanic." I bunch of giggling teenage girls were there to see Leo. So me and my friend loudly announced "what a horrible movie, the ship sinks at the end!"

      The girls just screamed at us in genuine anguish that we had given it away. Sheesh.

      p.s. I'm telling everyone at work who hasn't read LOTR, that Gollum is the title character in "Return of the King." Some are actually falling for it.

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    8. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations. You're a moron.

    9. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by kitzilla · · Score: 1

      I agree! What's next--Matrix COMIC BOOKS?

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    10. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... and internet vocabularly lost an invaluable word.

      Actually, I think the word was quite valuable.

    11. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Grog6 · · Score: 1

      Great joke; but, really, the story would suck at the end without Gollum...

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    12. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 1

      Invaluable and valuable are synonymous. Much like flammable and inflammable.

      Or was that a troll?

      "Are you being sarcastic?"
      "I don't even know anymore!"

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    13. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, 'in' is an intensifier! Pathetic! Why would you confuse it with 'im'???

    14. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An imvisible intensifier, obviously.

    15. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Last time I was at a bookstore, I even noticed that Lord of the Rings, this masterpiece of an epic, is already out in book form.

      I don't know if you made this up yourself, but there has been in the Swedish news lately, that in a local newspaper a female journalist posted this a month ago or so. Again as a joke. She was being ironic both about Hollywood profit lust and peoples' lack of education.

      However, people who didn't get the irony mailed it around the world with healines such as "check out the stupid bimbo", and now she gets flames from all over, even a Tolkien fan who called from England to yell at her and calling her a stupid bitch.

    16. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by GPB · · Score: 1

      Heh, I had the same thing happen during Romeo and Juliet (the Leo remake).

      A group of teenagers were genuinly astonished when both Romeo and Juliet died at the end. Don't they teach Romeo and Juliet (or at least West Side Story) in school anymore?

      -B

  202. For those who think PM was panned by sielwolf · · Score: 1

    Since every response I got was "Phantom Menace was universially panned save for the fanboys on GL's jock" I bring evidence: The Rotten Tomatos page shows that PM got 63% positive reviews, averaging a 7 out of 10. Roger Ebert gave it 3.5 stars out of 4!

    So that disproves only the diehards liking it.

    Hell, people must have liked it for some reason since it is the 4th highest domestic grossing movie of all time.

    So that disproves the fact that people were "tricked" into seeing it. If they were, they were magically "tricked" into seeing it multiple times.

    I'm sorry but no, people liked the movie when it came out. Yeah, maybe not You, but they did defend it. It's only some social revisionism to say that it was never popular and that was all just some trick pulled by LucasFilms.

    If it was a failure, Kevin Costner would've given his right nut to have Waterworld fail so spectacularly (to the tune of a half billion dollars).

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    1. Re:For those who think PM was panned by freeweed · · Score: 1

      No, really. Most older fans hated PM. Walking out of the theatre after the first (midnight) showing, you heard nothing but silence, as opposed to the excited chatter you usually hear after a movie people enjoy.

      For weeks after, everyone and their dog went to see it, because after all, it was the NEW STAR WARS MOVIE. Most people I know went to see it regardless of what their friends said, because "it can't possibly be that bad, it's STAR WARS!".

      Reviews by critics rarely echo public opinion (Gigli notwithstanding), and box office receipts mean diddly. Bring up numbers all you want, but trust me: PM was panned by most people over 20 for months after it came out. One reason people spoke so highly about AOTC at first was that it was "better than PM" - even though it was pretty dreadful upon reflection as well.

      Oh, and as far as I can remember, Waterworld turned a profit for Costner. Again, opinion and box office receipts don't always coincide.

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    2. Re:For those who think PM was panned by Kevon · · Score: 1

      I'll back you up on the PM thing. Everyone applauded in the theatre when it was over here the first night it was out. I'll even admit to being one of the ones who said I liked it initially. I think I wanted to like it so much, but in the end, was very disappointed.

      Reloaded to me just seemed forced. I still like the story, characters and universe, but it just seemed forced. I felt that after the first time I saw it, things just seemed to be happening in it to be happening, whether they were fights or whatever.

      Revolutions, on the other hand, I enjoyed. I don't know what people wanted from it. I didn't expect it to answer everything. I find that I enjoy stories that leave me with some questions afteward to ponder even if I'll never know the "right" answer. If it had answered the questions everyone keeps complaining that it should have, those same people I think would be complaining about the answers they got. Maybe people were expecting something more profound. I've learned not to expect that from the entertainment industry in any way over the years. (I don't even hold out much hope for Return of the King after the Two Towers seemed to become something more akin to a Lorne Michaels SNL alumni flick with Gimli as the star comic).

  203. Time to look for a DivX leak by La+Gris · · Score: 1

    Maybe... It's worth a download after all, dude ;)

    And now you can expect more than fakes with Joe6pack cheap porns labeled "MATRIX 3 THE REAL ONE (NO FAKE)"

    Just stop feeding the big comgnies for their crap now !.

    Go to the movie and watch you dreamed good french film instead :D

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    1. Re:Time to look for a DivX leak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And now you can expect more than fakes with Joe6pack cheap porns labeled "MATRIX 3 THE REAL ONE (NO FAKE)"

      That's what u get for downloading your binaries from lameass p2p instead of Usenet

    2. Re:Time to look for a DivX leak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how the hell do you find any warez on usenet?

  204. Fuck me running... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    ...Dark City was a good film.

    Mod parent up, up, up.

  205. Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by Augusto · · Score: 1

    ... undercut one's argument? Please get serious.

    What the parent is trying to say, is that he's smarter than the unwashed masses and most of those who don't like the movie don't understand the it.

    That is total bull***t. I perfectly understood Reloaded, but I didn't like it one bit. To say that someone is not as smart as you because they don't like the same movies, is a weak and stupid argument, just like pointing out spelling mistakes on slashdot to disprove points.

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    1. Re:Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      Quit lashing out beacuse you made a grammatical (the spelling was correct, my boy, but the useage wasn't) mistake. Spelling mistakes happen, and I can forgive those. Grammatical mistakes are ones that I never forgive. When one can't use the language correctly, then one undercuts their own arugment. Don't rely on the crutch that this is Slashdot thus grammar doesn't count. It does count, it will always count, and that excuse is bullshit (we're adults here - you can spell the entire word out). So, my suggestion to you is to "get serious."

      The parent went the wrong way in making his argument, and I agree with you there. However, he has valid points in that the same people who send movies like the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre to the top of the charts are the same ones who will CHOOSE not to get the subtexts that run through the Matrix movies.

      So, take a chill pill, relax, and quit whining. There's no reason not to discuss this like adults.

    2. Re:Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1

      Wow...see, I made a spelling mistake. Those happen...grammatical ones shouldn't.

    3. Re:Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by Augusto · · Score: 1

      Ah, you can't let go of the pedantic nitpicking ... sigh ...

      You complained about the spelling;

      > You know, you really undercut your argument when you use the wrong spelling of "they're" against an academic...

      It's a common mistake to type "their" for "they're", because when I type fast it just comes out that way. In an informal setting like this, I don't review my posts as I would if I were submitting a technical document at work, nor do I think it's necessary.

      That you say such a mistake undermines one's argument is just beyond silly, and not consistent with your wish to "discuss this like adults". Just stick to discussing the ideas.

      When we are discussing programming of a spell and grammar checker, then let me know.

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    4. Re:Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      My, you are a literal person, aren't you?

      You used the wrong spelling of the word in the context of the sentence, but you did spell the word correctly. That's not a spelling error. It's a grammatical error.

      And I absolutely adore how you're skirting around the fact that I keep addressing the issue you brought up about the parent...it's almost endearing...but not.

    5. Re:Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You know, you really undercut your argument when you use the wrong spelling of "they're" against an academic... ...

      >You used the wrong spelling of the word in the context of the sentence, but you did spell the word correctly. That's not a spelling error.

      Just STFU moron.

    6. Re:Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your grammar isn't correct either. He's right, the Matrix is lame. How is it academic? By asking, "What is reality.. what if we are in a dream? how do we know?" blah blah blah.. like, that hasn't ever been pondered by philosophers before? Are you retarded?

      Anyways, I'm not going to point out your deficiencies. Carry on living in your little bubble.

      Oh, one more thing -- it's "usage".

    7. Re:Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by Augusto · · Score: 1

      (we're adults here - you can spell the entire word out)

      Actually, I don't know if we're all adults here as I don't know who is reading this. For all I know, you're just a 14 year old kid using his mom's computer. By your attitude, you sure sound like one.

      And no, you didn't just commit one spelling mistake, but several. I don't regularly care, but you seem like you do. Just wanted to let you know.

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    8. Re:Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are one of the more pretentious tossers I've seen on slashdot - and that takes some doing.

      Whether or not his grammar was correct, you understood his meaning. In communications, THAT is what truely matters.

      Claiming that correct grammar is a sign of intelligence is also laughable at best. But you already knew that, right?

      Intelligence and education are two very different things. I know some very smart guys with PhD's in computing related subjects with highly dubious grammar and very poor spelling. They're not stupid.

      The Matrix's dodgy half-baked attempt to be deep certainly appeals to the pretentious pseudo-intellectuals, I've noticed.

    9. Re:Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > truely

      truly.

    10. Re:Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry...what's an arugment again?

    11. Re:Spelling mistakes in a message board ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey...you might be an adult but i'm not so plis don't use words like "bulls**t" where I can read them. It's important that we ensure the entire universe is safe for kids.

  206. It wasn't really that difficult to understand. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    The first tried to hard to explain things (with huge fallacies). The second was edited in all sorts of wrong ways and suffered from taking-itself-too-seriously-itis.

    Haven't seen the third, but I imagine it has parts of the problems in 1 and 2.

    The critics who are lambasting it "got it". It'd be a shame if they didn't. After you pull away all that pseudo-intellectual bullshit, they didn't like what they saw, and knew that the stroy deserved a better treatment.

    THAT's why it's getting poor reviews.

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  207. Sentinels, Smith, and The 2.5 Movie by kulakovich · · Score: 1


    1) Go play Enter The Matrix if you want more answers

    2) Smith got into Bane like he got into everyone else. "What?!" you say? Everywhoelse? All the other people he jammed his hand into - he didn't just jam agents - he jammed other people/prisoners/nobodys hooked into the matrix. With hundreds and thousands of Smiths, he's not just overwriting agents. He's a virus. He's indescriminate. He's in your outlook addressbook, overwriting your friends.

    3) Sentinels, Neo's destruction thereof, Reloaded: See 1. Seriously. Neo... left code/soul/whatever behind in the Matrix at the end of Reloaded... perhaps because of his Trinity stunt, there are other reasons in the game, I am told... that is how he wacked the sentinels.

    Cheers.

    kulakovich

    ps - haven't seen it yet. I'm sure it's fine.

  208. It's even lower... by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    The Tomatometer [rottentomatoes.com] is currently at 38/100..

    It's even lower if you count that several reviews which panned the film(Ebert one of them) were mistakenly(?) mis-categorized as tomatoes, and not splats.

  209. Like Bladerunner... by jo_ham · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Much like the original cut of Bladerunner with the narration by Harrison Ford dubbed on and that horrible, horrible ending - both forced on Ridley Scott by the studo because they thought audiences wpuldn't "get" the story, and that they wouldn't like it if it didn't have a happy ending.

    Scott's director's cut, released later, is the film as he intended it and it's much better.

  210. I'm glad somebody doesn't like these movies by evol262 · · Score: 1

    Has anybody else read any novels by William Gibson? Or any kind of cyberpunk at all? Admittedly, the movies based off of Gibson's own works suck (see Johnny Mnemonic, another Keanu Reeves film), the Matrix has, as a whole, done nothing but rip off elements from Neuromancer, "the red pill" from Total Recall, of all movies, and numerous elements from other stories. Those who feel that these coincidences are a "homage" are advised to consider how well blatent plagarism like this would go off in the world of software copyrights. While it is nice to see a cyberpunk movie, I would merely like to see credit given where it is due, and to stop hearing the incessant chatter of those who feel that the Wachoskis are visionary should see Bound or Assassins. Both movies are so-so, but far from the kind of image that they have projected onto themselves with the Matrix. Flashy special effects/kung fu can only get you so far. Let's see how they do with King Conan.

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    1. Re:I'm glad somebody doesn't like these movies by dougnaka · · Score: 1
      Did you see the sunglasses too? I mean that's a total rip off of me and my friends, we wear sun glasses. And did you see the guns? Sheesh, I like guns, and own some.. total rip..
      Did you see the sentinals, they're totally just rip offs from mother nature's octopus... lame
      Oh, what about the computers, duh, I'm on one now..
      Where has all the originality gone...?

      I read Neuromancer, and actually enjoyed it quite a bit, but please, everything is a rip off of something else. This wasn't blatent plagarism, it was a completely original story. I'm sure you think every Fantasy author ripped off Tolkien, who just invented out of thin air everything he wrote..
      wake up.. you're retarded

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    2. Re:I'm glad somebody doesn't like these movies by evol262 · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I can feel maturity just oozing from you. I can tell that you paid a lot of thought to what I wrote. I'm not saying that nobody copies anything, what I'm saying is that every Matrix fanboy raves about how "nobody's ever done anything like this before." I read your summation of the movie, though I saw it several weeks ago (benefits of working IT for a large film exhibitor), and it exemplifies my original post. Flashy special effects do not a good movie make. I don't care about the sunglasses, or the guns, or the sentinels, my problem is that nobody seems to realize that the Wachowski brothers are simply rehashing other people's stories. Had they given credit where it was due, I wouldn't have a beef.

      Had every Fantasy author merely ripped of Tolkien's PREMISE/PLOT, that would be a problem. They do not, however, whereas the Wachowski brothers merely added an unheard level of preachy, "philosophical" bullshit to the last two films in their trilogy.

      Get out of your parent's basement and educate yourself, instead of merely trolling with asinine mockery about how real-life objects were used in movies.

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    3. Re:I'm glad somebody doesn't like these movies by dougnaka · · Score: 1
      I thought my post was funny.
      Originality is an illusion. Everything has been done before, and claiming something isn't original is just being a history snob. I, for one, am not fond of history snobs.

      Also, if you think about it, redoing the same thing someone has done is in some ways original, isn't it? I mean, the idea to redo something is in itself an original idea. The idea to take a story and change it is an original idea? Why get hung up on it? You liked the movies or you didn't. They meant something deeply spiritual to you, or they didn't.

      What does calling the creator of something a rip off achieve?

      It makes you look "cool" or smart, and trying to elevate yourself by putting down others is 3rd grade immature and wrong. As a side note, it's the one thing that turns me off to most artists, and the "art regime" that rules modern art and high society.
      na-nah-na-na-naahhh-na

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  211. Re:Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The only thing that I'm dissappointed in is the lack of explaination for Neo's outside the Matrix use of powers, although he does continue to use them full force.


    I think thats what they were showing at the end. There was no reality. Rather just another level to the Matrix. Who's to say it was so vague in it's explination.
  212. well... by Luveno · · Score: 1
    *have not seen the movie yet*

    Was the role of the Merovengian explained? I thought that to be clever/significant to be included in Reloaded, being that the Merovengians (in real life) are considered by some to be the holy bloodline.

  213. Find a sense of humor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...then (or would it validate you to write it as "than"?) come back and read my p0st again.

    gg

  214. Re:The Meatrix by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that rings a bell.

    Last time I've had to recall that was High School history class.

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  215. William Gibson? Cyberspace trilogy? by ErisCalmsme · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen the 3rd matrix, and dont plan on wasting even my free movie passes on it. I mean I can go see kill bill or something.

    But anyway, at the end of the first matrix, there was this credit that said "Based on Neuromancer by William Gibson". Ok I had never heard of Gibson until then. So I read the book. This made me realize how much the Matrix sucked. Well that and the fact that Keanu as Jesus is too much of a stretch for me to handle.

    There are 3 books to that series, the other two being Count Zero and Mona Lisa Overdrive. All 3 of those books are great if you ask me... Now yes, I know that technically speaking only the first Matrix was based on Neuromancer (or at least I didn't see any mention of the books in the reloaded), but still, I mean... zion is supposed to be in space! lol and like... full of rastas who listen to dub.

    Why take names and ideas from a book and make a trilogy starring keanu reeves at Jesus?! wtf?! Maybe they liked how he played in Johnny Mnemonic (which was a Gibson story to begin with as well, and also had a character from Neuromancer in it, but whatever).

    No there wasn't really a point to this except that I liked the books and I think it's a shame that someone borrowed pieces of them to make sucky films. Oh well.

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    1. Re:William Gibson? Cyberspace trilogy? by Akoman · · Score: 0

      Being a huge Gibson fanboy for awhile now, I fail to see his mark in the Matrix beyond the grungy cyberpunk style, and the underlying theme of "machines/technology = bad" (which is definitely not exclusive to Gibson).

      Perhaps the credit should have read: "Thanks to William Gibson for making us realize our internet-enabled toaster oven is evil and will lead to the downfall of mankind"

      (and yes, the space rastas were very funny.)

  216. Re:The critics don't have a really good track reco by drblunt · · Score: 1
    Thank you, that was precisely the point I was attempting to make.
    Krist0 just needs a good drink/set of analyzation skills.

    -Doc

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  217. Classic sequals by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    What about The Godfather 1 and 2?

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  218. I beg to differ. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    Most kids see linux as "not Microsoft", and hence, some kind of counter culture.

    And as far Unix goes, behind OSX it's the most progressive one out there. Others (HP, Sun, SCO) look at it and scoff.

    Techies are just a new kind of artistan or guild. We'll learn to deal.

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  219. That was the point, dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (NT)

  220. The Matrix Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't news.

    Everybody should take the money they're spending on going to see this piece of trash and send it to the FSF, the EFF, or another, more important organization.

    Larry and Andy Wachowski are fags. Keanu Reeves will always be just "Ted Theodore Logan." And The Matrix will forever suck. There's more entertainment value in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

  221. no previews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i havent seen any previews for this movie... i hope this doesnt effect people's decisions to go see the matrix revolutions

  222. Why I liked the movie. by Bazuul · · Score: 1

    Emotive. You could feel the desperation when Zionites fought to hold the dock from the sentinels. The battle showed unsung heroes fighting to their death -- it was painful to watch but emotionally charging. I read a comment about Neo not acting well in the final scene (like he was drugged). I think it was an incredible scene... Neo no longer had control. He was a vessle carrying out the Oracle's strategy -- with Trinity gone, he was dead inside. He just wanted to get it done... I don't think he had any desire to survive the battle at all. As far as the white light destroying all the Ssmiths.. that came from the Machine. The Machine was tapped into Neo. Neo had to fight Smith because that was all he knew. The point of the fight was to lose and let Smith "infect" him. By doing so, Smith opened himself and all his copies up to the machine, which destroyed him. Again, Neo was a powerless vessle -- a tragic figure. There are many many many things left unexplained in the final movie. I didn't come to the movie for answers, I came for entertainment. And I got it, in boatloads. Now what I'm REALLY looking forward to are all the short stories, comics, animations and websites that fans will create to answer these questions. If there were no questions, there would have been no Animatrix (which I love). Boba Fett was a single dimensional character in the first Star Wars trilogy. Learning the history behind Mandalorian battle armor and insight into his motives came much letter in the form of a short story I read god knows where. I can't wait to see the same things for Matrix :) The movie was just that, a movie. But the world the Matrix trilogy spawned belongs to us. And I can't wait to see what we do with it.

  223. warning..flame bait: Common Gateway Interface???? by Kamphor · · Score: 1


    I've been reading a lot of messages here and see CGI instead of CG. I can understand how people can get confuse...because "the web" has been pervasive in our every day life.

    However, am I right in trying to clarify to people that CG is Computer Graphics and not CGI???

    ...flame me at will! ^_^;
    -Kamphor

  224. I'm curious by DrewCapu · · Score: 1

    I've seen Matrix, Reloaded, Animatrix and am probably going to watch Revolutions anyway, regardless of the reviews. People do say that some things weren't resolved (big surprise?). I'm just curious as to whether some things that people are wondering about may have been resolved in the video game (since I'm sure there are many Matrix fans like me who haven't played it)? I've only briefly seen some of my younger relatives play it, so I have no idea. I'm surprised that nobody has recorded themselves playing the game to the end including all the scenes and put it up on Bit Torrent or something (hint, hint :)).

    Also, where would the video game fit in the chronology? I know Animatrix fits in right before Reloaded. Would the video game fit in between Animatrix & Reloaded, or after Reloaded?

  225. Sequels that suck by phorm · · Score: 1

    The good thing is, in the suckiness of the final episode, perhaps they'll let the matrix phenom die for a few years before bringing out a surprise finale to the unanswered questions

    I mean, T2 was quite far after Terminator, and definately awesome. T3 sucked, but it did set it up for a movie covering the resistance in the post-nuke future

    Maybe those of this generation can pick up where Matrix left off, and produce a kick-ass sequel in the future. Judging by some of the fan-eps of various sci-fi out currently, we may even have the technology to have fan-sequels on-par with many current movies in the next 2-5years

    1. Re:Sequels that suck by li99sh79 · · Score: 1
      The good thing is, in the suckiness of the final episode, perhaps they'll let the matrix phenom die for a few years before bringing out a surprise finale to the unanswered questions

      See unanswered questions are in some way the best because the answers are invariably unsatisfactory. It's like the X-Files. Everytime 1013 tried to explain something it just made less and less sense. I was just waiting for the dogs that shot bees out of their mouths.

      Bottom line, it's far easier to ask questions then it is to answer them.

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  226. Maybe a remkae of the 1984 Game Alternate Reality by taradfong · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ever play 'Alternate Reality' on the Atari 8 bit computers? This epic game was to end with a realization that you're in a matrix-like cocoon. The creator of the game, Phil Price, evidently met the W. brothers, and (quote)

    I did talk to two guys while at a restaurant in Westwood [In LA , near UCLA, it's the core of Hollywood]. I explained to them AR and it storyline, ideas and the Hollywood movie Dark City simularities to some of it and it's differences [i.e. things I think they did wrong in that movie that made it a bomb in the box office]. They listened intently, and one of them remarked to me (as they smiled to each other) was that "ideas can't be copyrighted". Matrix came out a few years later, I very much doubt they were the two brothers who came up with Matrix, but it made me wonder after Matrix came out.

    see this for many more comparisons between the two.

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  227. I seen it, and this is a bad review by MrJones · · Score: 1

    I seen it, I seen it, I seen it!!!
    Ok, now down to the bussiness.
    I think the review on the topic is too bad, seems like a depressed "I hate the world" person wrote it. Sorry, but it sound like that.

    I hate spoilers, so, I will just say:
    "Stop reading this bad review at /. and go watch the movie you love!"

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  228. something seems strange here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose it just makes sense in a very Eastern sort of way that the few people on whom the complexities of the architect scene aren't lost are a subset of the people on whom the complexities of spelling are lost. It's all very post-modern.

  229. So what? by Orblivion · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it's way better than that waste of celluloid Suspiria.

  230. Christianity and Buddhism by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    The film's use of Christian symbols seemed to be overbalancing the eastern religius symbols, even while the film's take on Christianity seemed more eastern and possibly gnostic (but more in the gospel according to Thomas way than the hairsplitting way). The theme is more syncretic than the symbolism. This makes the crucifixion symbolism feel a bit heavy handed, as the biggest other symbol set to contrast it seems to be the oracle's tao earrings. Other than that, it was decent. The philosophy part is a bit more mature than Matrix 2, where I kept expecting someone to crtique both the Merovingian's and the Architect's straw man arguements, and M3 actually offered some rebuttals but still missed some of the simplest. In the end, I found myself respecting the intent of the Brothers in sticking almost continuously with the fight scene in Zion and then staying, again near continueously, on Neo and Trinity, rather than intercutting a lot more as many directors would have. Good film, won't be appreciated for a few years, but half the people who didn't like it are going to end up watching it again, and half those will suddenly realize they missed something important the first time around and it does make (some) sense.

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  231. My Opinion by Grip3n · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm absolutely flabbergasted by the huge holes that are left at the end of Revolutions.

    One of the biggest complaints is, of course, the end. At the end of the movie, we see that everyone is still plugged into the Matrix, so nearly 99% of humanity is still trapped, we don't get to see released people really enjoying what they've won, instead we see the programs enjoying the end! What is this? At the end of the film, we have the Oracle, Architect, Seraph and that little kid enjoying this new 'peace', but that's not who we wanted to enjoy peace in the first place!

    The holes that are left are not meant to be pondered, they're simply completely missing entirely.

    The Twins? Nope, they just kinda went away.

    The spoon he was given? No reason. Maybe it helped Neo psychologically, we don't know.

    The 15 minute rave scene? Yeah, we're under attack, so lets party. MTV totally said it right on their parody. "There's a million machines coming to kill us, so we're going to party." Was there any significance to this scene in the end? Nope.

    Neo and Trinity's sex scene? Perhaps used to make us feel like these two were in love, but otherwise no significance.

    Near the end of the movie we're left with this huge Architect speech. Looking back, it doesn't even play a role in Revolutions. Does it really matter he's the sixth? Nope.

    So how does Neo have powers in the real world? We're told it just kinda happened, a quick 2 liner by the Oracle.

    That train station, did it even matter? It was just like this really stupid delay. There was indeed one cool part to that scene, where Neo tried to run out of it, and I felt like I was back in the Matrix world again, because the rules are being broken, but alas, that was it.

    Interestingly, several points in the film we see Neo getting thrown up against a wall and you can see that its his stunt double. With such a significant CGI budget, please just mask the bloody face!

    Does Persephone play a role? She states Trin is in love in Revolutions. Thanks. I needed that reminder because it wasn't already shoved down my throat.

    Who is the mother of the matrix? Unless I'm not seeing something, no one. No one makes a clear indication who the heck the mother is! That entire ramble and revelation spoken to us was utterly pointless.

    So in the end, lets take a look at what has been gained. Originally we had everyone trapped in the matrix. We have this place called Zion where the people who escaped live. At the end of Revolutions, everyone is still in the Matrix, and Zion, apparently, would still be the only place where the people who escaped live. The machines aren't going to attack Zion anymore, whoopee.

    Being a big Matrix fan, I knew the producers had to close off several entire blocks of downtown Sydney for a day or so. Apparently it was the most expensive and elaborate piece of cinematography ever. Sooo...I honestly don't know where that scene was in Revolutions. I suspect it was the big fight between Neo and Smith at the end, but those are just buildings, really easy to make CGI out of them and look great. I was hoping to see some kind of amazing shot after everyone was freed and showing the world again in its beauty. All for naught. I heard there was a bus station bench in the set with the words "In memory of Thomas Anderson", I thought it would be really cool if the people of the Matrix learnt that it was Thomas that freed them, and thus the world after sorta regards him as this hero and his sacrifice to humanity could live on in the hearts of all people. But what are we left with? Nadda.

    Why is there such a racial leaning in Zion? No reason given.

    This entire thing about its a good thing Neo is still human? No reason, at no point does he ever even come close to being a machine.

    Is the Counsel the 23 freed? Nope. That doesn't even play a role.

    Counselor Hammods speech to Neo about machines helping us? Control? No reason.

    Is there any reason for the burley brawl in

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    1. Re:My Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      totally agree.

    2. Re:My Opinion by JFMulder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really great rant, you have a lot of interresting points, and the opinions you raise are valid though they differ with mine. I hope you'll reply to my post, I'm sure you'll prove me wrong some places. :) So I'll start with...

      The Twins? Nope, they just kinda went away.

      The twins are to The Matrix what Boba Fett is to Star Wars. They look cool, being ghosts and all, an anomaly in the Matrix, but that's it. They're just henchmen, like the two vampires that Persephone kills.

      Near the end of the movie we're left with this huge Architect speech. Looking back, it doesn't even play a role in Revolutions. Does it really matter he's the sixth?

      Of course it doesn't matter. All the previouses Matrices built were about control and the illusion of choice. In the third movie Neo chooses his own path and makes his own choices, regardless of what the Architect tells him.

      So how does Neo have powers in the real world? We're told it just kinda happened, a quick 2 liner by the Oracle

      That you're right, it's my main gripe with the movie. I think were meant to accept it as we are meant to accept that some people in some movies have certain powers. It's been in other movies before, and it's gonna be done again. Maybe in an audio commentary this will be cleared up.

      At the end of Revolutions, everyone is still in the Matrix, and Zion, apparently, would still be the only place where the people who escaped live. The machines aren't going to attack Zion anymore, whoopee.

      Well for once, we were not shoved a happy ending down our throat. We were given the most realistic ending given the setting. Face it, the earth is a waste land. There's no hope to clean it up, anyway the machines cover the whole place now. And caves are not that interresting. The point is that now people who are in the Matrix now have a CHOICE. They can freely get in or get out. And if they ever regret their choice, they can always get back in and forget they were ever out like Cypher wanted to at the end of the first movie.

      Is the Counsel the 23 freed?
      I think the architect says that The One choses who is to be freed. And the councel would probably not be the people saved, because the machines would need a lot of humans and quickly to replenish their energy source, so having old men and women who can barely reproduce efficiently (and don't forget that after a certain age there's more risks of birth defects) is not a good idea. So for me, the council was never the ones saved. Heck, I even never thought about that possibility before you mentionned it.

      Counselor Hammods speech to Neo about machines helping us? Control?

      Like a lot of other points, these things are given as an exercice to the viewer. What's probably going to happen is that machines are going to help humans who live outside the Matrix by building back Zion and other human cities. Thus we will depend on them. But they'll still depend on the people still jacked in.

      Burly brawl
      Because it was cool, no other reason than that. It's an action movie with a touch of phylosophy, not the other way around.

      Learn why Seraph is gold? Why he can fight like he does? Where he comes from?
      Gold, you mean chinese right? Maybe I didn't get the part where they say he's made of gold. ;) Why can he fight like he does? Well, he's a program, that's probably why. And where he comes from? Probably from the Source, as every other program. Personnaly, this doesn't really bother me. He is there because he needs to be. Character development is important, but furthering this one isn't that worth it. Besides, I like to have my own idea of the purpose or reason of a character.

      Does it even look like the machines care their entire source of energy is about to be destroyed?
      To quote (approximately) the architect in the second movie : There is a level of subsistance we are willing to live at.
      So I suppose they have

    3. Re:My Opinion by dominion · · Score: 1

      Why is there such a racial leaning in Zion? No reason given.

      What do you mean by this? In what way was there racial leaning in Zion?

    4. Re:My Opinion by Keith+Russell · · Score: 3, Interesting

      RE: Neo and the Architect: It's only the turning point of the entire mythology. :-)

      RE: Neo's real-world powers: My inner Eastern philosopher says that his ability to transcend the limits of his senses was inherent in him, not his projection in the Matrix. My inner Western philosopher says that it is one of those Things Man Was Not Meant To Know.

      RE: The Burly Brawl: Exposition, to establish the magnitude of Smith's replication. The fact that it justified a huge, FX-laden fight scene was just icing on the cake. :-)

      RE: Seraph: IIRC, he's the only Exile that we see represented in Matrix code, so that may explain his different appearance. Or maybe because he was meditating at the time. I don't know. That doesn't get answered in Revolutions, but we get hints that he does have a Past. As for his purpose, he "protects that which is most important." (Or was it "sacred"? Have to check the DVD tonight.) (Reloaded) We're led to believe that he means the Oracle, but I think Revolutions demonstrates that he's really meant to protect the Last Exile. (Smith kinda wrenched that, didn't he?)

      RE: The subway station: Mobil Ave. Anagram for "Limbo", anyone? And, as somebody else pointed out in another thread, a metaphor for the Underground Railroad.

      RE: "levels of survival": Well, if all but 23 humans are dead, the Machines don't need much of a presence in the physical world, do they? Enough Sentinels to keep the survivors in their place would be enough. Devote the rest of their energy to the Fetus Fields, and let the Matrix programs spin up the world for the baby boom to come. (This also explains why mundane processes like Ramachandra look human: to pre-populate the respawned Matrix with adults!)

      RE: The Ending: If Neo is this mythology's Messiah, why not the Prince of Peace as well? Each side wanted absolute power over the other. Man's subjugation of the awakening Machines was what started the war in the first place. (Animatrix, 2nd Rennaisance) The Machines turned their victory into revenge by subjugating man in return. The result was a sick co-dependency (Reloaded, Hamann and Neo's conversation) as the Machines let those who didn't accept the Matrix build some sand castles, then kick them all down when the system needed a maintenance reboot. Just as Neo broke the systemic cycle of reboots by refusing to return to the Source, Neo broke the greater cycle of hatred by offering his life to save the Machines from the Smith forkbomb. He alluded to as much in his monologue at the end of the first film.

      So where do things go from here? The implication is that the machines and humans are left to work that out for themselves. To me, the final scene was a transfer of power from the Architect to the Oracle. The Architect tried to create a utopian Matrix by forcing it on humanity, and it was rejected. Maybe the Oracle will allow a humanity that accepts the Matrix to bring it as close to Utopia as they can.

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    5. Re:My Opinion by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      "Now how did he get to feel the machines in the real world is what bums me and I'm hoping seeing two and three again will explain it."

      Remember that Neo, and all the other humans rescued by Zion from the farms, has a machine interface built into his nervous system. It's used to enter the Matrix, yes, but the connection can be TWO way as well. Rather than simply getting input that overrides his senses, the death trauma he suffered in TM1 enabled him to hack his interface to detect and interact with the networks that are connected to the Matrix -- the networks of the machine world, in essense the AI matrices. He's hacked a bridge together out of software and meat that give him the ability to build a "mini-matrix" of his own, one that overlays his real-world (if it is that) perceptions with the world of the machines.. think of it in terms of a set of meatware cybergoggles, with the added ability to hack root of some of the lesser machines, shutting them down. He can be in the machine worldnet and the meat world at the same time, with control and feedback; when he loses his eyes, he uses the "googles" to move about the real world using cyberspace landmarks and flows. "I can see you", he sneers at a cowering Smithhack, before he takes his head clean off.

    6. Re:My Opinion by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's what I really didn't buy. I mean, appart from the battery stuff, the Matrix movies pretty much tries to be believable to a scientific eye. Well not try to, but I see it as a world that could exist for real. But to me, a person who manages to turn his own flesh into a 802.11c antena is not a "realistic" explanation. Of course, I mean "realistic" as what can be realistic in a movie like this. ;)

    7. Re:My Opinion by Eternal+Cynic · · Score: 1

      I believe he's referring to the fact that a significant majority of the Zionites were non-"white" -- mostly black and Pacific Islander, by my estimation. There's a whole lotta light brown skin in that place. ;)

      I haven't seen it discussed before, but I think this is probably intentional. I also noticed this in the 'Time Machine' remake from a couple years ago -- most all of the people in the future scenes of that movie have dark hair, dark eyes, light brown skin, etc.

      Someone in Hollywood apparently has a bit of a clue -- slowly but surely, the human race is homogenizing. Walk around any major metropolitan area of the US, and you'll see this for yourself. The social pressure against interracial marriage is easing; more interracial couples are getting married and having children every day. Mixed children tend to have dark hair, dark eyes, and light brown skin. There are variations, of course, and occasionally you'll see a dark-skinned person with clear blue eyes, but in general the pattern is as I stated.

      Now take this trend to its logical conclusion, say 1000 or 10000 years in the future. Barring global catastrophe, there's no reason to suspect that this increase in racial mixing will stop. Indeed, as more of the world reaches higher levels of industrialization, and thus greater average wealth, and thus greater freedom of movement, I suspect that this trend will increase over time. Couple that with the extremely low birth rates in Western Europe/US/Canada/Australia/New Zealand (where the majority of "white" people live) compared to the rest of the world (mostly non-"white"), and the trend toward darker eyes/hair/skin seems inevitable.

      We won't see a Zion-like racial mix on a global scale in my lifetime, or that of my kids, or even their kids, but in evolutionary terms I think that's the way we as a species are headed.

    8. Re:My Opinion by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Ah, but he didn't turn his flesh into the antenna, he hacked the the incredibly complex feedback mechanism implanted around his nervous system and brain, which was already installed for him. He Pringled it, if you get the ref; hacked it to a faretheewell until he made it sing.

      And I don't think Neo was actually ALL human. He was carrying code of some sort, code which had migrated from previous incarnations of Neos. Code so complex that he and it had become symbiotic? That network wired into the farmed humans' bodies can't be just a collection of filaments. It has to be quite an AI in and of itself. The implants are intelligent, and hackable.

      Just had an idea. Maybe the Neo, the One, isn't a particular person being reincarnated, a set of genes. Maybe the body network in the original Neo retained the pattern of logics that gave a Neo his "Oneness". Maybe the Neo network implant was salvaged and reimplanted into each new baby Neo, and the Zion program retested to destruction again.

    9. Re:My Opinion by holiggan · · Score: 1

      Well, for start, I guess that ANYONE KNEW that Revs wouldn't explain every single bit of doubt that the previous 2 movies raised... or did u expected to find the REASON why there are numerous references to the number pi in the matrix? Second, revolutions is ENTIRELLY coherent with Reload IF u pay attention to this: MAYBE there was a reload again this time! maybe everything proceded as planed! And then u ask: "hell, then why neo died? in vain? etc, etc". Well, my view on the triology is this: there is this normal cicle, right? with the reload, the Ones, etc, right? and we were just going there: we had a One, we had the choice, blablabla. BUT this time is diferent! because of Smith! HE ends up being the most important part of it all, you know why? because he was the unexpected part of the whole thing! Let's see why. Scenario 1: Neo goes and totally kicks the machines asses, urray! let's free up 6 bilion (or whatever) persons all at once... or would the people from zion "take over" the Matrix main fraim while they disconected everyone? I don't think so... anyway, smith would be in every single one of them, so it would be a bad ideia to unleash 6 bilion smiths on the "real" (ahem) world. Scenario 2: the machines totally kill everyone in Zion. urray for the machines, they can continue their "human-power sucking"... but... damn! there is this smith guy all over the place, wrecking everything up! Ok, they could give up that entire "crop" and restart a new, but i don't think they would want that very much... so the only choice they had was to load neo up, clean the smith virus and then procede as planed: reload on the matrix and (maybe) in zion.... end of story... well, not end, just another cicle, matrix 7.0, if u want. It sucks? maybe... and so does life and the universe and everything, if everything goes in a cicle, if the universe it self is cyclic.... was there a LOT that was unwansered? yes it was. was there any need to explain EVERY SINGLE THING? no. why? because i think that all that yellow code wasn't there just for eyecandy, it means something else... but i don't want to attract the anti-mwam mob ;) To sum it up: this is the story about a simbiotic relationship that sufered an "hicup", but was then again balanced. I think it closes the cicle pretty well. SOOO MUCH better than what Terminator 3 did for its own franchise: basically, there are no rules, and we can send terminator after another and go on and on with that. The diference to the matrix is that in the matrix there are a set of rules and controls: one One, a reload, lets continue, etc. Anyhow, i guess i've said a lot already, i'm sorry :( but i'm sick and tired of people bashing Revolutions because it didn't awnser all the questions that 4 years and six months of hype and speculation raised... Just to finish: summing up the triology in simple words: Matrix 1: this is all a lie! Matrix 2: yes it is! and it needs a reboot! Matrix 3: shit, a virus! we can't reboot! oh, wait a minute, we can proceed now...

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    10. Re:My Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look in one of the Reloaded /. stories, they had an extra who explained why in a post. Summing it up: In the future, when the machines fight back, the majority of the survivors will be from third-world, less technological countries who didn't have to initially deal with it.

    11. Re:My Opinion by I!heartU · · Score: 1

      Hmm hacking his implants kinda makes sense... he also seemed to gain power from the Oracle's food. I assume she hacked him too like the french guy did to the chick eating cheese cake.

    12. Re:My Opinion by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Good point ... Oracle's cookies are hacks, aren't they? She at least gives the humans a boost in the direction they need. EVERYone who joins Zion goes to the Oracle, or at least those who travel the Matrix itself. She's upgrading their implant firmware?

    13. Re:My Opinion by EyesWideOpen · · Score: 1

      Learn why Seraph is gold?

      One thoery:

      Gold is used to signify 'special' code (as of M2 only Seraph for certain).
      This can be interpreted as code that operates above the level of simulation in the Green Matrix.

      Taken from http://episode81.blogspot.com/#visual

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    14. Re:My Opinion by dominion · · Score: 1

      Ummm. Whites are a minority when you take the population of the whole world.

      It's not like the machines would just pick the Finnish as their subjects.

      (Cause if they did, I'd be like "Run, Linus, Run!")

  232. Wasn't that bad, but biggest problem was CHANGE by jasonhamilton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The biggest problem with the movie was change.

    Ultimately, did Neo win? Regardless of if he lived or died in the end, the computers still control the matrix, and there are humans living under ground in Zion.

    We go through three movies, and end up with no change.

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    1. Re:Wasn't that bad, but biggest problem was CHANGE by archivis · · Score: 1

      Thats the whole point. Everything from the movies, from the animated stuff is talking about cycles. We've been here before, we've done this, and we'll be here again.

      Look at the title of movie 3 - Revolutions. Lots of people seem to think is Revolution. It's not. Not a bunch of people overturning a government and establishing a new system, its a wheel thats going around and around and around and around.

      Things change, but in doing so remain the same. Except of course, everything changes. Thats the entire underlying structure of the trilogy.

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  233. A reference for gamers by A+non+moose+cow · · Score: 1

    This "movie" (The last third of this "trilogy") is the hollywood equivalent of the last third of Metal Gear Solid 2.

    It's like the whole cast is suddenly trying to play the role of Confucious, but they all manage to avoid saying anything enlightening.

  234. Ever notice? by cubicledrone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The more special effects, the more gee-whiz, super-blockbuster, 5.1 stereo rumbling, render-farm-rendered pixels are thrown on to the screen, the more bored and more impatient audiences get?

    Wouldn't it be ironic if special effects increased boredom? $200 million later, it's really not all that much better than the book? Could that actually be what audiences are thinking?

    Interesting question. It should be pointed out that just about every major blockbuster special-effects-genre movie in the last 3-5 years has been often reviewed as "boring," with the possible exception of the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy which, ironically enough, is based on the books.

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    1. Re:Ever notice? by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

      The more special effects, the more gee-whiz, super-blockbuster, 5.1 stereo rumbling, render-farm-rendered pixels are thrown on to the screen, the more bored and more impatient audiences get?

      Wouldn't it be ironic if special effects increased boredom? $200 million later, it's really not all that much better than the book? Could that actually be what audiences are thinking?


      Good point. I'd add that the Wachowski brothers should have taken notes on themselves. The first Matrix used some fairly off-the-shelf special effects (Neo touching the liquid mirror, etc), which were used to advance the story. Lotsa money seems to ruin the creative process sometimes, but leanness seems to bring out the best in directors and writers.

    2. Re:Ever notice? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Heh. Interesting idea.

      As far as I'm concerned, special effects cover up more plot holes, and plot holes lead to boredom. You can't have a half page outline turned into a full movie without either lots of special effects, or hardcore porn.

      Sadly, good special effects should help good movies. Exceedingly rare, though. (The subtle effects in Amelie were a brillant example)

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  235. I have a better plot! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Morpheus spams the Matrix until it grinds to a halt under a relentless onslaught of ads for penis enlargement, refinancing, debt free gimmicks, and porn. As the Matrix becomes useless the pod folk wake up as their carrier signals timeout and they spontaneously disconnect. The Matrix is unable to react due to having all of its drive space filled with an overflowing mailbox and is unable to create any temp files (the Architect forgot the root password). The movie ends with a Shindler's List-like scene of millions of slimy, hairless, pod people climbing together down the towers to end in another erotic rave scene and the Matrix is forced into becoming an Everquest server.

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  236. All this is well & good but what I want to kno by djeaux · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... is if Trinity or Persephone get NEKKID in this one?

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  237. All you need is the right/wrong critic by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    When I was in LA, there was a critic with the Times who was just awful. Of course, that was my opinion, but luckily it was very accurate for me. If he hated a movie, and threw in some of his oft used "keywords" in his scathing review, I knew it was one I would like. Every film he liked, I would avoid like the plague.

    Moreal of the story - you can use lousy critics, they just have to be consistent. Once he's benchmarked, it's almost as good has having a good critic ;-)

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  238. Move along, Nothing to see here. Thread summed up. by fuqqer · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you really wanna read this whole thread, go ahead but, here it is in a nutshell.

    1. 98% of the posts say, "The new flick isn't as good as the first one (no shit?, one asks).
    2. You could say the readership of slashdot is split almost evenly as to whether or not it's better than the second.
    3. Bunch of posts saying hollywood sux.
    4. Will there be another Matrix movie and money making media releases?
    5. Some asswipe who wasn't modded down to hell for saying Glendale CA rocks in response to a post by a user who says they saw the new flick in Glendale.
    6. If you're reading this much Matrix material on slashdot, you should burn pictures of 'Trinity' under your mattress and take a shower.
    7. If you're writing this list, jesus go away bitter old man thoughts...
    8. A Star Wars / Matrix / Lord of the Rings is better flamewar/circlejerk.
    9. Someone probably suggesting they do an edit to the Matrix trilogy removing Neo like they did with Jar-Jar Binks.
    10. People bitching that they should do an apt-get/emerge/beowulf parallel compile on their freebsd based G5 cluster with --Matrix-Flags=disable-neo-fuck-scenes.

    In Soviet Slashdot, sigs are posts and non-sigs are sigs.

  239. Cheers to the Wachowskis... by twofidyKidd · · Score: 1

    I raise my cask of soft drink to the tall canvas in reverie and in hopes that there will not be a reprise of Laurence Fishburn's "for one hundred YEEAARS..." monologue.

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  240. Yeah, but is there T&A??? by sprekken · · Score: 1

    Beating the shit out of people and machines is cool and all, but does Persephone show us her tits?

    Now that would make it worth watching, no matter how bad it sucks!

  241. *SPOILER* Allegory of Humanity by CFTM · · Score: 1

    I think many people are missing one of the quintessential points of the movie. Ultimately it has nothing to do with whether the humans can defeat the machines or vice versa. I see it as an attempt to define existence. There many scenes throughout the movie that force viewers to relook how they interupt relationships and how we define certain things such as "programs". It makes one step back and question what makes a human human, what gives purpose to anything. The ending fits the movie very well because it represents the human drama that we all live in, we try and try again to no avail. We take risks, sometimes we succeed and sometimes we fail. All this we do because it is part of being human it is what makes us, us. For the humans to be free from the prongs of the machines would be a terrible ending, because it is the struggle that meaning and purpose is derived.

    Second point that I feel is important to take in, of course there will be plot holes and things that people don't like but it's science-FICTION. It is not reality nor is it supposed to be, who wants to go see a film that is completely grounded, have the fun is seeing a world that seems impossible. WILLFUL SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF people. Furthermore, I feel as many /.er's get so caught up in the idea that they need to hold everything to this absurd scientific standard because that's what /. is all about that the enjoyment is lost. Let go of it already and enjoy the story for a story and read between the technology to the allergoy of human life that is being portrayed.

  242. Re:But... - Star Wars Reference by marcop · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen the movie yet but I heard that there are references to a lot of diferent movies including Star Wars. After some digging I found the reference:

    AGENT SMITH: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet
    realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power.
    Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength,
    we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to this planet.

    NEO: I'll never join you!

    AGENT SMITH: If you only knew the power of the Matrix. Morpheus never told
    you what happened to your father.

    NEO: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.

    AGENT SMITH: No. I am your father.

    Shocked, NEO looks at AGENT SMITH in utter disbelief.

    NEO: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!

    AGENT SMITH: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

    NEO: No! No! No!

    AGENT SMITH: Neo. You can destroy the Architect. He has foreseen this. It is
    your destiny. Join me, and we can rule this planet as father and son.
    Come with me. It's the only way.

  243. Something to be said for analog effects... by msimm · · Score: 1

    The first Matrix was revolutionary, not because of the psuedo philosophical story line, but because of the analog effects. Something we had been missing for far too long. Its a real disappointment that just when you think that a director finally *gets it*, you realize it was just their dumb luck and everything goes back to the way it was.

    That said, I bought my tickets a few weeks ago. See you there..

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  244. Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your answer here is more enjoyable than the film! That pretty much sums up this dreadful state of affairs.

    I think I might burn my DVD of Reloaded and pretend that the two sequels never happened, after I've calmed down a bit from the last one. I've only ever burned one other DVD in my extensive collection, so it's not done lightly.

    It just shows that good films are not necessarily associated with good directors, and that sometimes they just happen as magnificent one-offs despite deeply set directorial incompetence at graphic storytelling.

    1. Re:Thank you by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

      you might want to think of a different phrase for destroying a DVD before the MPAA comes looking for you. :p

    2. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit. I re-read the grandparent three times until I saw your post.

    3. Re:Thank you by EverDense · · Score: 1

      Your answer here is more enjoyable than the film! That pretty much sums up this dreadful state of affairs.

      I think I might burn my DVD of Reloaded and pretend that the two sequels never happened,


      Yeah dude, burn a copy for me too.

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  245. RE: My thoughts on the Matrix trilogy.... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I haven't yet seen the 3rd. part - and am REALLY bummed to read all of these early negative reviews. Despite being a huge fan of the first one, I didn't get a chance to see the second one in the theater. First time I watched it was a couple weeks ago on DVD. (And in some ways, I felt like this worked out for the best - because the 3rd. part was just about released, and I was freshly done enjoying part 2 - and chomping at the bit for part 3.)

    I agree that these movies meant "a lot of different things to different people" - but much of that was because there was so many loose threads that still needed tying up. Eventually, things *do* need a single explanation for how they got to be, and if that upsets those that interpreted all the signs and unclear messages incorrectly, so be it.

    I really liked part 2, but I also found it unsettling the way it seemed to be shaping up into a nihlistic film about hopes dashed and humanity unable to ultimately triumph over machines. (Of course, enough was left wide open for it to have a complete turn-around in part 3.)

    Now, it sounds like part 3 took the movie exactly the direction I feared it was headed - which has got to be the *worst* possible outcome for everything. Morpheus really was just a "crazy, misguided prophet" - because although his heart was in the right place, he had no idea that the entire Matrix had fallen (and been rebuilt) many times before. He was just a pawn in the "game", so to speak. In reality, folks like Neo and Morpheus were there to "stress test" the software, so bugs could be squashed in future reincarnations of the Matrix, leading to an eventual "perfect" simulation.

    Not only do I dislike an explanation along these lines because the ending is unsatisfying to me personally - but it doesn't work to seal up any of the holes in the logic of the whole thing. (Most notably, IMHO - why are the machines finding so much value in imprisoning all the humans inside this ongoing simulation? We already agree that the original explanation of "using their bodies as an energy source" is utter crap, and assumed it was just a lie fed to people that we'd eventually uncover the truth about. Here we are at part 3 though, and nobody seems to have a better answer.)

  246. Year of bad trilogies by nagora · · Score: 1
    Matrix, Star Wars, LotR all drag to a much needed bullet to the head in the coming months; must be something in the water.

    TWW

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    1. Re:Year of bad trilogies by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I can't believe you just compared SW and The Matrix crap to LOTR!

      Sorry, but I just don't see the parallels. LOTR is the most amazing story I've ever seen or heard, and is as faithfully reproduced as possible. Those other two are just marketing machines that steamroll through plot.

      I know there are a number of people who disagree, but I just couldn't let it go.

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    2. Re:Year of bad trilogies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree

    3. Re:Year of bad trilogies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so do i

    4. Re:Year of bad trilogies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me too

    5. Re:Year of bad trilogies by nagora · · Score: 1
      is as faithfully reproduced as possible.

      I assume you've not read the book, which is fair enough since the director obviously hasn't either. Regardless of the accuracy of adaptation (Blade Runner is a great movie but a lousy adaptation), LotR is just plain bad movie-making. Great marketing effort, though.

      TWW

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    6. Re:Year of bad trilogies by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      The parallel is that it is a modern movie with lots of well-done special effects and a similar fan-base to the other two movies.

      That would be about it, IMHO :-)

      That said, I'm more interested in seeing the movie now that I've read how people didn't get or didn't like the second and now third movies. I loved the second movie; I thought it was innovative and they did things that weren't what was expected. They made you think, not as much as the first perhaps, but they've already explained "The Matrix", remember?

      Of course the second and third movies won't have as much new information as the first -- the first had to break you into this new concept. The second and third simply take place within the world created therein.

      (Not directed at the poster above btw)

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    7. Re:Year of bad trilogies by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      I see. And how many times have you read it?

      Have you read the 12 book Histories?

      Silmarillion?

      Just curious, as I'm currently finishing reading LOTR for the 38th time. I first read it at age 9. I know, I'm a geek of course, and I truly enjoy these books every time I read them, strangely enough, the Silmarillion included.

      Anyway, this whole topic is absolutely being discussed to death. This will be my last post regarding LOTR at all, as I just don't think it's worth discussing. After all, like the rest of you, nothing anyone here says will change my mind about the books or the movies.

      Nagora, thanks for not outright flaming me. I was flaming a bit myself, needed a fire extinguisher to put myself out.

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    8. Re:Year of bad trilogies by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      Me three and a half

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    9. Re:Year of bad trilogies by nagora · · Score: 1
      I see. And how many times have you read it?

      A few; not 38. I did read the whole thing out load once, though, which is quite fun and makes you think about the characters more so that the intonation works.

      Have you read the 12 book Histories?

      Silmarillion?

      Just finished Unfinsihed tales and I'm currently re-reading Silmarillion (or "beware elves bearing oaths"). Of the others, I read as far as Lost Tales 2 but I didn't feel at that point that it was clear how much was doodles that JRRT did not intend to be "true" and which bits were just left out because he didn't get a chance to put them anywhere. UT and Silmarillion are at least quite clearly material that fit into the canon (although the Galadriel stuff is a bit tricky in places) and I'm happy with that.

      The main difficulties with the film were characterisation. Visually they have been pretty good and the scenes of Saruman industrialising Orthanc were particularly good (almost made up for the break-dancing with Gandalf). I do wish, however, that the director had done Weathertop the way it was in the book instead of the "Keystone Nazgul" act that he replaced it with. Visually, Weathertop is one of the best scenes in the book (certainly in FotR) and should have been really pretty scary in the film.

      One day someone will do it right; I just hope they do it in my lifetime. My second-worst nightmare is that Jackson will tackle the Silmarillion. My worst nightmare is that he'll try to do his own sequal to LotR. He's just the sort of hack that would try it.

      TWW

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    10. Re:Year of bad trilogies by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      OMG, I cannot imagine anyone trying to tackle the Silmarillion. I really don't believe that PJ would have any interest in trying to write his own sequel. (Is it wrong that anytime I want to write sequel anymore, I want to spell it SQL?)

      In my opinion, there were some rather unnecessary changes that he's made to the films, such as removing Bombadil entirely, Weathertop, the Council, Moria and how Pippin actually alerted them, and the simple fact that he COMPLETELY rewrote the whole section on Faramir taking them to Osgiliath! I didn't mind so much that he changed Faramir's character, but taking them to Osgiliath, and then having the Ringwraith almost catch Frodo with the ring?? WTF was he thinking? By all rights, you would think Sauron would immediately bring ALL forces under his command to bear down on Frodo at the crossroads and all exit routes as well.

      Damnit... I said it was my last post. I'm such a fool.

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    11. Re:Year of bad trilogies by nagora · · Score: 1
      I didn't mind so much that he changed Faramir's character

      It was a good illustration of his inability to grasp characterisation, though: Faramir should have stood as a contrast to Boromir but now we'll just have a dreary parade from Boromir to Faramir to Denethor all basically presenting a negative view of the Gondorians which will make the viewer wonder why anyone would want to save them in the first place.

      but taking them to Osgiliath, and then having the Ringwraith almost catch Frodo with the ring

      When Frodo said to Sam "This is terrible; we shouldn't be here!" I thought that maybe Jackson was being ironic, because Frodo was right on both counts.

      Ah, well. I don't think I'll bother with the third one.

      TWW

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  247. shittily by zedmelon · · Score: 1
    "...shittily..."

    That has always been one of my favorite adverbs. ;)

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  248. It's not even like that's never been done before.. by Dimensio · · Score: 1

    Some of these people who whine about Smith taking over Bane should see The Thirteenth Floor, or read the book on which it was based, Simulacron 3. Honestly, Smith taking over Bane struck me as slightly more believable than the 'takeovers' in Simulacron 3.

  249. I've just seen it.. by skinfitz · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ....aaannndd it sucks.



    Really.

    1. Re:I've just seen it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, this movie really sucks (Mod me up too!)

    2. Re:I've just seen it.. by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

      Haha. Redundant. It must really suck quite well.

  250. "Lord of the Rings" has even become a book by eforhan · · Score: 1

    And I hear they even have a prequel out. "The Hobbit" or something.

    Sheesh. They could have gotten a little more original, yaknow?
    Maybe something like: "There and Back Again"?

  251. [Spoilers] All about the context by CFTM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I must say I whole-heartidly disagree with you on many of the points that you complained about.

    1) Trinity's death served a purpose, it was a humanizing factor. This story should be viewed as an allegory to human existence. We succede, we fail, we live, we die yet the struggle is always occuring. Furthermore she touches on the fact that ultimately love is the most important thing.

    2. Ok I would agree here, it was a bit drawn out.

    3. Neo losing his sight was incredibly important furthermore you have to close the bane plot loop up. Neo's lack of visual sight opens his eyes to another visual world. I haven't fully wrapped my mind around this one but I none-the-less feel its important ... take this objection how you will :)

    4. That's the whole point of the the human drama. We struggle and we fail but we get back up and try again. If you view it from a good-evil win-lose framework it's very disappointing but if you're willing to step back and view it from the framework of what makes us human it's a perfect ending.

    5. Eh, what'd you expect an Oscar winning performance? It's Keanu ... lower the bar :)

    6. Willful suspension of disbelief, although that might be a bit much to ask. I would say his whole jacking in is a little odd but maybe he's got some WIFI going on or something.

  252. Yes I would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually I read 8 of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books before deciding that the series had gone to shite and I was never going to read another.

    1. Re:Yes I would by alpha · · Score: 1


      That's exactly what i thought while watching
      Reloaded. "Zion" looked more like a bad music
      video on BET than the last stand of the humans.

      If that were all that was left of humanity, the
      robots had obviously already won long ago!

  253. People don't understand by lh0628 · · Score: 1

    Most of the eople don't seem to understand what the Matrix trilogy is all about, it has far deeper meanings than just the average kung-fu, sci-fi flicks. I hope I don't confuse anyone with this, but I just want people to know how much more sophisticated the Matrix is than you think. There's an essay written in Chinese about the Matrix, it has many very facsinating ideas and views. I only translated a small portion of it. Let's see how interestingly and artfully the character are named: Neo: Son of the God in this movie, if you re-arrange the letters, you'll get one - "The One" as was said in the movie. Morpheus: The god of dreams in Greek and Roman tales. He brings dreams to the human kind, he represents "the spirit of god" in this movie. Trinity: The three in one, connecting everything altogether. She represents the "father of god", because she gave life to Neo; Neo only starts to realize he's the one after he met Trinity. Oracle: Of course the prophecy. In the religion of Greek, she's responsible for passing the anwsers from Gods to people. You can think of her as the guidence for human, she hopes to achieve a balance between the mahcines and huam; as opposed to the idea of one ruling another. And she was only a program of the matrix, but one that differs in purpose from thhose of Ggent Smith and the Architect. She wasn't designed initially to help humans, but she eventually found out that only the huamns can save the machines. Merovingian: The french dude in the restaurant in Matrix II. His name was based on a kingdom in France called Merovech. He existed since the first matrix, he believes in subjugation. That is why he likes to fight and the oracle likes to give out candies.

    1. Re:People don't understand by UberNerd · · Score: 1

      You're kidding, right?

    2. Re:People don't understand by Tiresias_Mons · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's great....but it still has to have a plot and character development that means something...

      I can say my pile of crap in the toilet is named Machiovelli, and you should fear my pile of crap, but in the end...its still a pile of crap...

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  254. Matrix gets Denounced! by nettle · · Score: 1
    Tech Billionaires Team Together to Buy Warner Brothers Film Studio
    Group Plans to Hire New Scriptwriters, Director, and Re-Shoot The Matrix Revolutions Next Week

    Hollywood, CA /DenounceNewswire/ -- 5 November 2003 -- In the most dramatic and expensive takeover in film industry history, a group of high-tech billionaires, including Bill Gates, Paul Allen, Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Pierre Omidyar, and Larry Ellison, announced today the acquisition of the Warner Brothers film studio and film catalogue, as well as three other companies, with one stated purpose: to remake The Matrix Revolutions.

    READ THE FULL DENOUNCE.COM STORY HERE

    1. Re:Matrix gets Denounced! by tadas · · Score: 1

      In other words - "The Matrix - Service Pack 1"?

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  255. Re:Spoiler Alert!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Chad was great...

  256. The REAL REASON why Wachowskis didn't talk... by jasonhamilton · · Score: 1

    i think that the wachowskis stayed out of the lime light and didn't want to talk about themselves because they knew the third one was going to suck and they didn't want people to know where they lived. I'm just kidding of course.

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  257. Another thing... by Dimensio · · Score: 3, Informative

    Smith's taking over of people was different than the taking over of people by real Agents. When an Agent takes someone in the Matrix over, they're essentially just hijacking their connection in the system (and presumably this requires a direct connection to the Matrix, rather than a piggybacked pirate signal). They're not overwriting that person, they're just temporarily superimposing themself onto that person. That's why, when the Agent leaves someone (apart from getting 'killed', as seen in the first movie), the person taken over is restored without any ill effect apart from having a hole in their memory from when they weren't there (this was seen in Enter the Matrix, where an Agent jumped out of a SWAT agent).

    Smith didn't take people over that way. Smith copied himself onto others, apparently overwriting them (at least part of them) with his code. The Agents were 'moving' from connection to connection. Smith was copying himself onto anything currently inside the Matrix. Two different methods of 'taking over'.

    1. Re:Another thing... by sander · · Score: 1

      In fact in the demo / training program with the lady in red in the first movie clearly says that Agents can only take over people whoa re still connected to the matrix and have not been freed.

    2. Re:Another thing... by Zixia · · Score: 1

      Uh, except that after Smith was destroyed all the people he had taken over did revert to their previous forms, just as if another agent had taken over.

      Did you not see the Oracle lying in the hole in the road, precisely where the Agent Smith that had been battling Neo was defeated--the Smith that had quoted the Oracle's line to Neo?

    3. Re:Another thing... by insignis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Smith seems to take control of the connection in the same way, but unlike the agents, he refuses to give it back. There seem to be levels of consciousness or something though--the mere fact that they are able to revert back means that both the original person and Smith are both "installed"--so I don't think anything is overwritten, per se....

  258. Note to openminded /. crowd by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    If you go into the movie expecting it to be what you want it to be, then of course you will be dissapointed. Regardless, it is still entertaining and good storytelling, and I encourage everyone to go see it and instead of bitching try and reflect on the great monologues and imagery in the movie.

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  259. Oh my God ... by Augusto · · Score: 1

    ... so now true Matrix fans are the epitome of grammar and spelling!

    BTW, pick up a dictionary :

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dumb

    dumb ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dm)
    adj. dumber, dumbest

    1.
    1. Lacking the power of speech. Used of animals and inanimate objects.
    2. Often Offensive. Incapable of using speech; mute. Used of humans. See Usage Note at mute.
    2. Temporarily speechless, as with shock or fear: I was dumb with disbelief.
    3. Unwilling to speak; taciturn.
    4. Not expressed or articulated in sounds or words: dumb resentment.
    5. Nautical. Not self-propelling.
    6. Conspicuously unintelligent; stupid: dumb officials; a dumb decision.
    7. Unintentional; haphazard: dumb luck.

    Our Living Language In ordinary spoken English, a sentence such as He is dumb will be interpreted to mean "He is stupid" rather than "He lacks the power of speech." "Lacking the power of speech" is, however, the original sense of the word, but it has been eclipsed by the meaning "stupid." For this change in meaning, it appears that the Germans are responsible. German has a similar and related word dumm that means "stupid," and over time, as a result of the waves of German immigrants to the United States, it has come to influence the meaning of English dumb. This is one of dozens of marks left by German on American English. Some words, like kindergarten, dachshund, and schnapps still have a German feel or are associated to some extent with Germany, but others, like bum, cookbook, fresh (in the meaning "impertinent"), rifle, and noodle have become so thoroughly Americanized their German origins may surprise some.

    dumb

    adj 1: slow to learn or understand; lacking intellectual acuity; "so dense he never understands anything I say to him"; "never met anyone quite so dim"; "although dull at classical learning, at mathematics he was uncommonly quick"- Thackeray; "dumb officials make some really dumb decisions"; "he was either normally stupid or being deliberately obtuse"; "worked with the slow students" [syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow] 2: unable to speak temporarily; "struck dumb"; "speechless with shock" [syn: speechless] 3: lacking the power of human speech; "dumb animals" 4: unable to speak because of hereditary deafness [syn: mute, silent]

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  260. have one spolier question. by devphil · · Score: 1


    In the second film, while the heros are entering Le Vrai and walking up to the Merovingian's table, another person is being led away. He and Neo trade a Significant Glance[tm]. We never see him again.

    Is this explained in the third movie? We're seeing it tonight, but I'd like to know this ahead of time. :-)

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  261. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The first movie had a character that said "I don't want to remember nothing...I want to be rich. You know, someone important, like an actor." To which the agent replied "Whatever you want, Mr. Reagan."

    The second movie compared George W. Bush and his father with Adolf Hitler on the TV screens in the Architect's chamber.

    In order to decide whether I'll be buying a ticket to the movie, or simply pirating and distributing it, I'd like this question answered: Is there some assholish political slant infused into this movie as well?

  262. motherfucker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fucked you mother

    I don't think he's your mother, but thanks for the personal revelation, sicko.

    1. Re:motherfucker by mekkab · · Score: 1

      go choke on a cock, coward.

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  263. (Spoiliers) Released too soon by ogreinside · · Score: 1

    I'm almost in tears.

    I had nightmares last night of going to see this movie, and the film breaking in the middle of the movie. I went to the projection booth to help (I was a projectionist years ago in college), but we couldn't fix it. I guess that came to a stunning realization today.

    I will admit, there were some good scenes, particularly the APU units fighting the Sentinels. I wish they would have broken that scene up with Neo's quest, though, instead of showing a 45 minute Zion scene.

    I was excited when the Neo/Agent Smith scene started, and do admit that it was pretty epic, well-done cgi...but there was no release! I wanted Neo to kick the crap out of all the Agents. So...he died, and the world was saved? A Martyr? Did he just give up because Trinity died for no reason? Even the City of Zion was confused..."Uh, we won? uh...ok, rejoice! I guess!"

    I asked several strangers there coming out of the theater -- all who stayed until the last credit rolled...waiting for something to pop back up...to finish the movie...the trilogy -- nobody understood the ending.

    I would have rather waited another year or so for this movie to be done right. Hollywood seems to ruin everything they touch when it's all about the money, and realease time....

    I guess we'll all just have to wait for a new Animatrix DVD to explain it all...

    Oh well, at least we know how LOTR ends...

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    "The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care, right?" -Offspring
  264. waiting impatiently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care who pans it or how many fans and critics hate it. I am sitting here at work going positively nuts waiting for 9pm EST so I can finally see it!!

  265. Babylon 5. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Hey, B5 actually answered the questions that had been set up for them. Everything got foreshadowed; everything got explained.

    (Err, I think so. I mean, I'm only halfway through Season 2, but it's supposed to be good about this sort of thing.)

    --grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
    1. Re:Babylon 5. by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Most of them get answered, but not all. Some questions have no final answer. Or, as Kosh would say, "The answer points to itself" ;)

      I envy you. I would give anything to be able to go back and watch B5 again for the first time. Season 1 is a little slow and awkward.. it's primary strength is providing good backstory. Season 2 is when it really starts to kick into high gear.. and season 3 is... simply unparalleled in television history. The depth and scope and consistency is simply staggering. Season 4 is incredible too, although they had to compress things a bit because they thought season 5 wouldn't happen. As a result, season 5 feels more like an epilogue than the final chapter, but it's still very well done, and I guarantee the series finale will make you cry.

      You will never really enjoy Star Trek the same way again, it's a stale, puny joke by comparison.

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      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
  266. thirteenth floor, few others by junkgoof · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I really liked the thirteenth floor, a film that had another layer of reality. A few other films have done the same thing, and in some cases done it well.

    The original Matrix really worked as a movie. It is probably the ultimate Hollywood production, in formula and coolness. The Thirteenth Floor was not as cool, but it was really well written and had some great scenes and lines (why would he try to tell ME about the limits of the simulation?).

    The Wachowskis could probably have come up with a better ending if they had had more time, more opposition (especially critical opposition), less access to effects, and less money. Too much money kills way faster than too little.

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    You got me into this! You were the ideologue! I'm only a poor assassin! - Twenty evocations, Bruce Sterling
    1. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by *weasel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree wholeheartedly that the predominant problem with the matrix sequels was too much money, and too little critical opposition in the development stage.

      The Matrix worked as a standalone film because it was hard pressed to convey its ideas in an accessible manner with a tight storyline that didn't dwell or indulge its philsophical excess. Blatant references to philosophy and religion stuck to concepts familiar to nearly any audience: christianity, buddhism, alice in wonderland. Many deeper metaphors exist, (baudrillard, bohm, gibson, ploughman, gnostic christianity) but the key there is they were -subtle-.

      (a neat matrix reference... reference here)

      Aside: Most people who find the Matrix to be merely philosophy 101 have clearly only a 100-level familiarity with philosophy themselves. The rest are simply arrogant :p

      The deeper questions, concepts, and correlations to mathetmatics and religion are unequivocably there.

      I digress: The average film audience member does not associate with causality, nor with the concept of conscious free will and unconscious impulse. Hence, those deeper blantant dialogues in the sequels aren't well received. They exemplify the cardinal sin of those sequences: too much high level exposition, not enough subtle metaphor, bad pacing.

      Morpheus explained the concept of virtual reality to Neo at high level, implying the low level, while taking him on a visually impressive whirlwind ride through postapocalyptic earth. He explained the rules of the matrix and hinted at the implications during a fight. He explained the prophecy and hinted at the undertones in bits and pieces across several scenes.

      The merovingian covered causality for 3 straight minutes over dessert, with only a thin layer of metaphor. It's no wonder people didn't like it.

      Well that, and we are never meant to believe any character is -actually- in danger in reloaded except trinity when she is falling. How Morpheus and trinity survived so long against upgrades when they fell so quickly against the old versions killed a bit of drama as well.

      Thirteenth floor and Existenz were both movies that dealt in recursive or nested realities, and neither received the large audience success of the matrix. though 13th floor was fairly well done, the ending seemed cinematically cheap (though i didn't mind the implication, i thought it trivialized the first 90 minutes, and resting on a gimmick like that kills rewatchability). Existenz was just sloppy.

      That said, the clear trend is that a more accessible movie leads to more box office success. The wachowskis are, after all, trying to reach the largest possible audience. By leaving the interpretation of reality being a Blue Matrix open they both engage those of us who want to look deeper, and hold onto the larger audience who has no interest.

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      // "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
    2. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by pVoid · · Score: 5, Interesting
      And I agree with you wholeheartedly.

      I must add my $0.02 though. Here goes...

      The first time I saw MR, I was very dissappointed. The reason I was dissappointed was because there was so much action going on outside the matrix. I missed the M1 feeling of a Noire Detective story with myriads of mysteries... But I soon realized that was the key to enjoying the Matrix trilogy... M1 *was* a Noire Detective story, just like M2 was more of an action movie, a movie where the matrix itself was being exploited... an answer to everyone's internal desire to kick ass inside the matrix, now that we had disspelled that our world was just virtual.

      The MRevs was yet another genre, it was about the fight for Zion... it was an Epic. Just like The Return of the King. And the scenes in it are great as far as an epic goes if you ask me.

      The plot holes are annoying at best, but really they aren't so much bigger then the questions left pending at the end of M1.

      Also, without digressing, I would like to mention that it is my firm belief M1 wasn't made with the intent of being the first of part of a trilogy... I believe the trilogy idea came later (when money started pouring in).

      Despite that though, I would like to say MRevs was much better than M2 in the sense that it managed to return somewhat to the M1 mentality of "we aren't here to answer your questions... to tell you exactly why everything is the way it is. We're here to show you another story, put some unbelievable facts out in the open and leave you wondering."

      I personally really liked the idea of there being sentient programs who basically come to live in the matrix as if it were a vacation resort of some sort. And the ideas raised in this one are just as valid - and arguably (by some, not me) - just as shallow (or deep) as the ones in the matrix.

      All in all, it's very ironic to watch everyone practically spit on the screen because they came here expecting a movie like the M1... that story's already been told. If you wanted to see the Matrix again, go watch it again. How very typical of western culture to feel a great emotion for something, and then demand feeling that same emotion again... it's simply impossible: and that is why the M2|3 will never live up to some people's expectations.

    3. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by pVoid · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I must also add this because I just got the point: Smith doesn't see how assimilating Neo is his end because he doesn't understand that choice. He doesn't understand what it means to kill Neo... his anti-thesis basically. Hence why the Oracle says "Nobody can see past the choices they don't understand, even I can't" (nor her eyes for that matter).

      Whop whooop... That makes perfect sense now.

    4. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by 7dragon · · Score: 1

      Of course it's possible to feel the same emotion again.

      If not, why do the majority of people have sex with the same partner?

      I agreed with you until your last paragraph. Are you saying that people
      in Asia and Africa have no desire to feel positive emotions over and over,
      but since Westerners are bent upon that result we are less .... "something"?

      How is it impossible to deel the same emotion again? We do it every day.
      Dealing with a job or people or places that you love or hate. Recurring or
      the hope of recurring postive emotions is a primary motivator.

      I don't think you really meant to express your thought that way. Care to try again?

    5. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by pVoid · · Score: 1
      Ok, I agree with you about the Asians and Africans... I meant the word western as a reference to consumerism... Basically a form of Emotional Consumersim. Only in opposition to a more zen, or easterm Budhist mentality.

      I wasn't really targetting a geographic population.

      By the way though, you can not experience a same emotion ever again... any moment lived is never relivable, even if just by the mere fact that the second time you live it, you have the extra memory of the first moment. It's like in the saying "you can never step twice in the same river" (because it will have flowed past you by the time you try to step again. - But that is just an/my opinion, and you don't have to be convinced of it really.

    6. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      I would have been happy with more explanation of specific relationships in the machine society. I wanted to know if agents, the merovingian, the archetect, and others had hardware bodies and projected into the matrix rather than being in there full time, to know which of these entities were truely self aware, which were smarter than humans or on the same general level, and how they ranked hierarchially in their society. For example, I could concieve of the architect being either a low paid flunky of an AI society that had most of its attention focused elsewhere, or a major industrial-political figure among the machines, and would still love to know which. If I'd gotten more of what I wished for, 99% of the other posters would doubtless be complaining about how the film dragged with more needless exposition. M3 only has 2 Hrs. and 10 Min. to give you, me, and everybody else what they want. Even if there's a 4 hour director's cut waiting on DVD, it still won't answer nearly all the questions, and your butt will fall asleep first anyway.

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      Who is John Cabal?
    7. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Zendar · · Score: 1

      Also, without digressing, I would like to mention that it is my firm belief M1 wasn't made with the intent of being the first of part of a trilogy... I believe the trilogy idea came later (when money started pouring in). I think most movies with sequels are this way.Do you really believe that Lucas planned on 9 Star Wars films when he wrote the first one? And the big question is, did he really plan Star Wars 1 to be 4? I highly doubt this. I think the greedy bastard planned a way to milk his property for decades to come.

    8. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you fuck witt!

      do you know anything about any classic sci movie ever made? Just one would be considered a credit to your brain and demonstrate some remote intelligence!

      Please go and read a little on these movies you write about!!

      Star wars was fully written before the first movies was even made. The choice of which one was turned into a film first came about from the simple fact as to which one made the best movie. The fact that episode 4 was the first movie again is to do with the order the story took. This was the 4th in the series. Why cant you grasp this from the beginning. Everyone else has!

      you start your piece saying without digressing with a subject of the thirteenth floor. Where do you ever refer to this and anything regarding the film which people here are interested in discussing. this is a forum for people to chat about the movie, storyline and what possible answers there may be to understanding what the movie maker was trying to convey. Get into the film or bugger off.

      do you really think the first movie would have had a quick clip of the room the architecht is in if there was no plan for the second movie. No doubt now you are saying who is the architect. If this is the case then mate - that says it all - stick to shitty shitty bang bang. My guess is you have not picked up on these little teasers throughout all the movies.

      go watch them all and read a little more.

    9. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by ezzc · · Score: 1

      Yes, few others. 3 years ago, the Matrix and thirteenth floor told ME about the limeits of the world.

    10. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by serial+frame · · Score: 1

      Contributing to what you've said; my thought was, the equation was balanced when that happened.

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      And the Angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots! The cries of the carrots!"
    11. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by browbeat · · Score: 1

      Regarding the Matrix II and III being created after the money cane rolling in you should read this. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wachdec1.html

    12. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Because no one changes their story when an ex is trying to take their money. Interesting he only just "remembered" this considering its been at the very least 6 months since she made this claim. Oh wait a minute, you know what, I invented the Internet, how cool am I.

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    13. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      I was watching the original Matrix on TBS when they were doing the 3 day orgy of it.

      There are subtle but obvious cues to Reloaded and Revolutions, such as when it says, "Carrier Anamoly detected." and then it ends with, "SYSTEM FAILURE."

      Not to mention when, then Agent, Smith was talking about the previous Matrices, was saying something along the lines of, "Some believed that there some of us who believe that there is not a programming language capable of describing your world", which seems like a nod to The Architect.

      But, since we're looking back at it... It's hard to really make that kind of distinction.

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    14. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by pVoid · · Score: 1
      that doesn't really prove anything. In the vein of the M3, saying the matrix is a trilogy is just a word. From a legal standpoint it's not binding at all...

      Also, I go by Hokam's Razor principle: the M1 was stand alone and could live without a sequel.

      M2 is completely transitionary from a story perspective, having no beginning nor end.

      M3 is tightly coupled to M2.

      From my perspective, just by the coupling between M2|3 and absolute lack of coupling between M1& M2|3, I am really convinced that M1 was meant to be M.

      I'm going to need more proof than someone saying "I thought of the trilogy back then". My personal favorite discrepency is how in M1 agent smith wants the access codes to the Zion mainframe so he can 'go home'... Why would he want that if he knew (having been through several reboots of the matrix) Zion was going to be overrun by squids anyways?

    15. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Eil · · Score: 1


      Also, without digressing, I would like to mention that it is my firm belief M1 wasn't made with the intent of being the first of part of a trilogy... I believe the trilogy idea came later (when money started pouring in).

      Nope. The W Bros (sorry, can't spell their name this time of night) had always planned The Matrix to be a three-part series and, if memory serves me, had all three scripts mostly written in the early 90's. The reason that the first movie was so good and that it stands alone was that the W Bros really thought they wouldn't get the chance to do a second or third movie. Practically everyone at Warner Bros was stunned that these two amateur filmmakers got more money to do The Matrix than many well-known professionals do, so you can imagine that the W Bros felt like they got pretty damn lucky and figured that their luck might not last. The people actually working on the film knew that they had something special on their hands, but practically nobody else really expected much out of it. Heck, I saw the trailer on TV and thought that it looked like just another dumb action flick until I dragged myself into the theatre one boring Sunday afternoon to catch the matinee. Part of the magic of The Matrix was that it blindsided practically everyone with how good it really was.

      I think, however, the reason that the second and third installments didn't meet many people's expectations was that they expected them to be more like the first. I personally believe that one of two things may have happened. 1) The W Bros simply got carried away with all the money and resources that they were given by the movie studio and focused too much on the movie itself rather than the movie's story. 2) Perhaps the W Bros intended for all 3 movies to each have different feels. Laurence Fishburne, in Matrix Revisited, summarized each of the scripts by saying that the first movie was about birth, the second movie was about life, and the third movie was about death. I dunno if I'd go that far, but I think he's on the right track.

    16. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      How very typical of western culture to feel a great emotion for something, and then demand feeling that same emotion again... it's simply impossible:

      Don't let Morpheus hear you say that!

    17. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Thanks for the blogspot link, MAN that thing is long and detailed.

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    18. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      Why would he want that if he knew (having been through several reboots of the matrix) Zion was going to be overrun by squids anyways?


      Aaah, but we don't know that Smith *has* been through the cycle 5 previous times. Assuming you basically accept what you know (from the Oracle and the Architect) at the end of M2, as true... then the same basic scenario has happened all those other times... presumably including Neo destroying Smith. So, it could be that the Smith program in each iteration of the Matrix, actually has no connection to the previous Smith's, because that program was deleted, and a new one created for the next iteration.

      Otherwise though, I agree with your point. If you assume Smith knows about the iterating Matrix, then the things he says in M1 don't really make sense. If he knows he's going to loop back through again, then getting the Zion mainframe codes isn't going to get him out of the Matrix, and he knows it...

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    19. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by pVoid · · Score: 1
      Those are weak links at most... Sure, you can piggy back the matrix' story line to get some more juice out of it...

      My favorite counter example is this: why is Agent Smith desperatly seeking the access codes to the Zion Mainframe in M1 when he should know full well (what with the 6 versions and all) that Zion will be overrun by sentinels anyways?

      There are no loose threads from M1 that were answered in M2|3 that would have been unbelievable/aggravating had they been left unanswered... Hence, I think that, in concordance with Hokam's Razor, M1 was a standalone.

      Don't get me wrong, I enjoy M1 as a stand alone, but also as part of the trilogy. I'm just saying let's not bullshit ourselves here... the situation is obvious if you ask me.

    20. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      Slight correction.

      The expression says: you cannot step twice into the same river, not because the river is flowing past you. The Mississippi, the Red, the Nile -- they're the same, however YOU are not. You are not the same person you were when you last stepped in. The same reason you can't go home again (and of course, literally, you can). It's intro philosophy.

      And of course you can experience the same emotion again. Memories are not emotions. Experiences are not emotions. Emotions are emotions. You're talking about intensity of emotions, and if a subsequent time isn't as intense (say, falling in love a second time) because of the repetition, there's nothing stopping the second one from being that much more intense, or the same intensity, for that matter. Yes, yes, "different" because it's someone else, la de da. But let's not let sentimentality obsure the meanings of words.

    21. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by pVoid · · Score: 1
      Ah ha! Good point... but my counter to that: in M2 after the first Neo vs Agent fight scene is over, Smith comes in and says "that went as expected... it's happening exactly as before... well not exactly".

      So it would appear smith has been through all 6, being exiled in each one but this is the first time Smith has become a virus, and that is why this reboot is different from the previous ones... Smith becomes a threat to the machine world itself, and that is why the machines make a truce with Neo at the end of M3.

      If you think of it from a continuity perspective, Smith doesn't even need to become an exile in the previous 6 versions since Neo only inconsequently dabbles with him in M2 before going to the Source. Imagine M2 without the virus Smith, just a single exile smith or even no Smith at all... there was still steps for Neo to complete before reaching the Source (like talking to the Merovinjian).

      Shazam =)

    22. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How very typical of western culture to feel a great emotion for something, and then demand feeling that same emotion again... it's simply impossible: and that is why the M2|3 will never live up to some people's expectations.

      other people just don't like them because they're not good movies. i don't need the same emotion, or even any emotion - but i would like to (a) appreciate some artful, plot-integrated special effects, (b) entertain adolescent / played-out philosophical games, or (c) do something else with my time.

      m2 sucked. it was a bad movie. get past your memories of m1 and see it for what it is. m3 was worse, even though it didn't have a long, drawn-out rave scene. (thanks for all the implicit crucifix visuals guys, i hadn't figured out the whole christ connection yet.)

      the music was also way out of line in m3. there were scenes that would have been much more 'emotional' had they not been slathered in the echoes of the most martial moments of the first score. instead, there was very little emotional range in the music. that didn't enhance keanu reeve's delivery much.

    23. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Darth · · Score: 1

      My favorite counter example is this: why is Agent Smith desperatly seeking the access codes to the Zion Mainframe in M1 when he should know full well (what with the 6 versions and all) that Zion will be overrun by sentinels anyways?

      he doesnt know.
      he's a tool with a job to do. When the matrix reset, he'd be destroyed and replaced. He has no idea that there is a larger plan.

      Hence, I think that, in concordance with Hokam's Razor, M1 was a standalone.

      i think you mean Occam's Razor.

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    24. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by memco · · Score: 1

      Indeed. We are the consumers talked about in the Matrix. We consume and want more, but not more variety, more quantity. We wish to experience one event over and over, continually breaking the peak of previous experience. Better taste! Hotter than ever! version x. We have a connection to the nostalgic.

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    25. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by 00420 · · Score: 1

      Emotions are a sum of billions of chemical reations, and firing neurons. I do not believe it is possible to feel the exact same emotion twice. As for the difference in "Westerners" or "Easterners," well I don't really get the grandparent's motivation on that one.

      And for my thoughts on the movie, I think that when some people saw M2 they came to the conclusion that the real world was just another matrix, while others came to the conclusion that Neo had cracked the network that controlls the machines (or something to that affect). Personally, I thought the latter, but if I hadn't I probably would've been just as dissapointed as many of the other people posting comments.

    26. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All in all, it's very ironic to watch everyone practically spit on the screen because they came here expecting a movie like the M1... that story's already been told. If you wanted to see the Matrix again, go watch it again. How very typical of western culture to feel a great emotion for something, and then demand feeling that same emotion again... it's simply impossible: and that is why the M2|3 will never live up to some people's expectations."
      *exactly*

    27. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      Nice post.

      I would give you a mod boost if I were able.

      I am afraid you are going to have to accept this reply instead.

    28. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by boaworm · · Score: 1

      Well, so you argue that there is a "real world" indeed, where Zion is, and where Neo, Trin and Morph lives (and dies). Lets assume that is correct for a while.

      I would be very interested in hearing your explanation on the five previous Zion's that was destroyed, based on:

      1) Zion is in the real world

      2) No human seems to know that Zion has ever fallen, ever been destroyed.

      (Come on, if Human history had included 5 prior almost-extinctions, including a 23 person boot-up and the construction of a new Zion.. How the HELL could someone not know ?)

      ERGO : Movie is utterly flawed OR "Real world" is also a simulation.

      I would say this is the single largest flaw in M2/3, and I for one considered M2 to be a great movie, simply because I was waiting for the "explanations" to come in M3. They never did...

      Now tell me this... Say we restart the Matrix, a whole new Zion, with 23 people. Does that imply only 23 people hooked up to the new matrix ?. What happens to all those people who are not unplugged ? They do have to restart the matrix... wont anyone notice ?

      I for one have no trouble accepting that Smith could hack Bane, if you can go from Mind to matrix, why not the other way around? I actually think i have a quite good grasp on Smith. He is there to balance Neo. Those two (actually the same, as implied by Smith et al) are the "remainder of an unbalanced equation". The Oracle is there to create unbalance, thus she helps Neo, which of course generates a larger unbalance, which in its turn makes Smith more powerful. Smith is looking for "purpose". Utterly, he is designed to destroy Neo, and when so, he is "completed". When he, (in M1) realizes he cannot kill Neo because Neo wont die, he goes "rouge", out of control. Then, in the end, he is very "annoyed" with Neo, why dont you give up, why dont you die? Then, Neo finaly realizes the only way he can destroy Smith is by letting Smith destroy him. At that point, Smith has fulfilled his purpose and is utterly destroyed. Since Neo realizes he (himself) must die, he makes a peace treaty with the machines, and saves the world by self sacrifice.

      Some parts of the story actually holds, whilie others dont. Still I think they are missing what really made M1 a great/new/novel movie. The time INSIDE the Matrix. This is where the cool stuff happens, this is the new stuff we havent seen before, and want to see more of. Instead the Wach Brothers change focus to something we have already seen a lot of times before, a simple man vs machine/alien/robot/slimy bastards-movie. Noting new, nothing interesting.

      ERGO: M1 is great, M2 is also great if you disregard from the fact that you actually dont get any explanations in M3, and M3 it self is utterly flawed, totally uninteresting, annoying and pointless.

      My 2 cents... (or Oren since i dont live in the US)

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    29. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Kombat · · Score: 1

      I am really convinced that M1 was meant to be M.
      I'm going to need more proof than someone saying "I thought of the trilogy back then".


      OK, how about this then: In the first Matrix movie, near the beginning, after Neo is arrested, the camera shows a wall of TV monitors watching Neo in the interrogation room through the surveillance camera.

      That wall of monitors is in the Architect's room, as we see in Reloaded.

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    30. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Kombat · · Score: 1

      If you assume Smith knows about the iterating Matrix,

      You don't have to assume that, it's handed to you on a silver platter at the very beginning of the first movie. Right after Trinity gets out through the phone booth that Smith destroyed with the garbage truck, the 3 agents (Smith, Jones, and Brown [interesting trick - do a Google search on those 3 names and add the words "Alien Accountant"]) stand around discussing what just happened. It goes something to the effect of, "She got out," "It doesn't matter," and most importantly, "It's happening exactly as before."

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    31. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Kombat · · Score: 1

      he doesnt know.
      he's a tool with a job to do. When the matrix reset, he'd be destroyed and replaced. He has no idea that there is a larger plan.


      He knows. In the first one, in a couple different places, he says "It's happening exactly as before." In "Reloaded," he says it again just after fighting with Neo in the ally, when the second Smith walks up and counters, "Well, not exactly."

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    32. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Kombat · · Score: 1

      (Come on, if Human history had included 5 prior almost-extinctions, including a 23 person boot-up and the construction of a new Zion.. How the HELL could someone not know ?)

      They didn't rebuild Zion in the same place each time. They moved. So the humans quite possibly have never stumbled upon the previously-destroyed Zions.

      And the only people who would know would be the original 23, who would have not said anything. Think about it. The only reason they survived and were permitted to restart Zion was to continue the symbiotic cycle. They would have understood that the only way to give humanity a fighting chance was by cooperating with the machines during that reboot cycle. Of course, they could never tell the rest of the humans this, or it would have killed their spirit to keep fighting. So each time, the 23 new ones kept the truth to themselves, and eventually died off over the few hundred years it took Zion to build up to a critical mass of population again, at which point the machines struck and restarted the cycle.

      The original 23 kept the secret, hoping that this time, the humans in Zion would be able to defeat the machines when they finally came.

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    33. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it should be taken so literally when they say it is "happening EXACTLY as before". Maybe Zion was built in a different place before. Maybe the machines had a different way of attacking them. Maybe Agent Smith knew the Matrix would be reset and to facilitate that he had to get the access codes. Of course the argument could be made that, because they are machines, they would be forced to follow the most efficient means of conveying their ideas through langauge and would not say anything innacurate or unnecessarily vague. But it's a vehicle to move the plot along, so I can accept that.

    34. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by sab39 · · Score: 1

      No? How about "Who is the oracle and how does she know this stuff?"

      How about "Who was the previous 'one' and if he was able to remake the matrix as he saw fit, why didn't he free everyone then?"

      Sure, they managed to make the movie in such a way that you didn't *think* about these open questions very much, but if you *had* thought of them, they'd certainly have been annoying/unbelievable/aggravating.

    35. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by ScottAG · · Score: 1
      How about "Who was the previous 'one' and if he was able to remake the matrix as he saw fit, why didn't he free everyone then?"

      The previous Neos made different choices.

    36. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by CorpDecker · · Score: 1
      I disagree. The reason they didn't say anything was because they DIDN'T KNOW. In the Architect speech he say that the one will choose "23 people, seven male, sixteen female, FROM THE MATRIX". These are still plugged in people. Harken back to M1 when Morpheous describes the last One. "He awakened the first of us."

      They aren't the same people.

    37. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by malfunct · · Score: 1

      He wanted to go home as in home to the machine world (whether virtual or real I'm not decided) not to zion. Also it seems apparent that smith was a new incarnation of the agent program, and in that way he wouldn't have seen past reboots, he only knows what was imprinted on his memory space. Since he was the equal but oppisite of neo it seems that he wouldn't know any more than neo did about the history of the matrix at any particular time.

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    38. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Ooo, good one, I hadn't thought of that. That makes even more sense. But what happened to "The One" after he freed those first 23 and restarted Zion? Why wouldn't he continue to go into the Matrix, using his special powers, and freeing people at an alarming rate? Does he eventually just die off of old age, or do the machines kill him after he chooses and frees the first 23?

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    39. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      My favorite counter example is this: why is Agent Smith desperatly seeking the access codes to the Zion Mainframe in M1 when he should know full well (what with the 6 versions and all) that Zion will be overrun by sentinels anyways?

      Because if he wins, then he gets another few decades of not hunting inside the Matrix. It's like finishing all your work at the office so you can go home.

      Or, perhaps he was simply programmed to think and act that way. Remember--the agents are part of the Matrix designed to counter incursions within the Matrix, and, if not for the Trainman's links and Exiles, Smith and Neo would have simply obliterated the Matrix and the machines would have began again with the babies.

    40. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by sab39 · · Score: 1

      At the end of the first movie (see the context of the original post) we didn't know there had been previous Neos.

      The questions I posed were questions that were open at the end of the first movie, not questions that are open now. I consider at least *those* questions to have been well and truly answered by the sequels.

    41. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by pod · · Score: 1

      Smith HAS been through the previous 5, because the previous The Ones made a different choice than Neo, which didn't lead to Smith's destruction. He also says things in Reloaded that imply he knows about the cycle and what to expect, as someone already pointed out.

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    42. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Darth · · Score: 1

      i dont remember him saying that in the first matrix movie.

      i had forgotten about him saying it in the second movie, but it's possible he meant it's happening like in the first movie. (they fight, neo runs, eventually smith kills him, but this time there's a bunch of smiths). It's a stretch, i know.

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    43. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that was the *first* matrix. Where everything was perfect. This was the flawed matrix.

      Even the architect acknowledges this. Two matrixes later(he mentions one where he went into our past and that too, failed miserably), and we have the matrix of the, then, present.

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    44. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Adrick42 · · Score: 1

      -- All in all, it's very ironic to watch everyone practically spit on the screen because they came here expecting a movie like the M1... that story's already been told. If you wanted to see the Matrix again, go watch it again. How very typical of western culture to feel a great emotion for something, and then demand feeling that same emotion again... it's simply impossible: and that is why the M2|3 will never live up to some people's expectations. --

      You really summed up what everyone is whining about with M3.

    45. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Snaller · · Score: 1
      (a neat matrix reference... reference here)

      Yeah, what crap is that; "ghosting means to make a computer invisible to detection", Link refers to a character in the game "The Legend of Zelda" - pha

      The merovingian covered causality for 3 straight minutes over dessert, with only a thin layer of metaphor. It's no wonder people didn't like it.

      No, people didn't liked it because it was childish sillyness served it a pretentious way.

      Aside: Most people who find the Matrix to be merely philosophy 101 have clearly only a 100-level familiarity with philosophy themselves. The rest are simply arrogant :p

      I suspect the Wachowskis are the arrogant ones, pretending to make a scifi movie and not doing it, throwing in a lot of jumbled mumbojumbo very well know that tons of people are going to try and pretend there is order to it. A much better interpretation of the Matrix is this usenet comment:

      In the third episode, Neo is revealed to be a security flaw in the
      machines' operating system resulting from Windows legacy software.
      Zion is actually a piece of open source software designed by Linus
      Torvalds, currently at version 6. Due to a merger with Sun
      Microsystems, the plan is to scrap the current build and start from
      scratch using Linux source code. Agent Anderson is actually a
      Microsoft lawyer sent to squash the deal, and he ends up eliminating
      Neo with a security patch upgrade that causes a complete system
      shutdown. In a surprising twist ending, the machine code gets invaded
      by the SoBig virus erasing all data in the Matrix and freeing the
      humans. The movie ends with a huge BSOD.
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    46. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the argument can be made that the M1 WAS meant to be the first movie in a trilogy because in M1 there are 2 scenes where the camera zooms in THROUGH a tv as if the Architect is watching which obviously ties into M2.

      And even though M1 can stand alone, the whole ending is that Neo has just been reborn to fight the machines and free all of humanity from The Matrix.

      Just because it took 4 years to get the sequels out doesnt mean they never meant to make them. Obviously they had to wait for the money to roll in. Everything in the sequels is more expensive. They wouldnt have been made without that money. But then again, hes obviously going to say that he thought up all 3 at the same time if theres millions of dollars on the line. ;P

      Oh and i dont know who the fuck Hakom is... but Acham's Razor is a widely accepted theory, not principle. And one more thing... i actually agree with some of your other posts so dont think im a pVoid hater. ;P

    47. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by Snaller · · Score: 1

      And quite wrong on several occasions :)

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    48. Re:thirteenth floor, few others by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      You don't have to assume that, it's handed to you on a silver platter at the very beginning of the first movie. Right after Trinity gets out through the phone booth that Smith destroyed with the garbage truck, the 3 agents (Smith, Jones, and Brown [interesting trick - do a Google search on those 3 names and add the words "Alien Accountant"]) stand around discussing what just happened. It goes something to the effect of, "She got out," "It doesn't matter," and most importantly, "It's happening exactly as before."

      No, you're confusing the two movies. When Trinity gets out in the first movie, the exchange goes like this:


      Agent Brown : She got out.

      Agent Smith : It doesn't matter.

      Agent Jones : The informant is real.

      Agent Smith : Yes...

      Agent Jones : We have the name of their next target..

      Agent Brown : The name is Neo...

      Agent Smith : We'll need a search running..

      Agent Jones : It has already begun.


      The scene you're thinking of is in Reloaded, when Smith is talking to another Smith and it goes something like this:

      Smith1: It's happening eactly as before.

      Smith2: Well, not exactly

      So, given that, all we know is that by the beginning of Reloaded, Smith has become aware of the iterating Matrix business. We don't know that he and the other agents were aware of it all along.

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  267. Ebert. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Ebert is a sucker for pretty pictures. Notice that he gave Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within four stars---writing off the plot with a sentence or two, then rambling on about how pretty it was. From his "Dark City" review:

    ``Dark City'' by Alex Proyas is a great visionary achievement, a film so original and exciting, it stirred my imagination like ``Metropolis'' and ``2001: A Space Odyssey.'' If it is true, as the German director Werner Herzog believes, that we live in an age starved of new images, then ``Dark City'' is a film to nourish us. Not a story so much as an experience, it is a triumph of art direction, set design, cinematography, special effects--and imagination.

    Hey, he's a sucker for pretty pictures just like the rest of us.

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:Ebert. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but you're missing the point that Dark City was an amazing, well-made film. Ebert even does an excellent commentary on the DVD.

  268. Re: My thoughts on the Matrix trilogy.... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

    Your biggest fears for the third film won't be fully realised. Saying more would spoil things to some extent.

    If you want to know a bit more, reply to this and I'll give you as much information as I can without really heavily spoiling things.

  269. Bit Torrent link? Kazaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it sucks worse than Reloaded it? Thats it, I'm not going to pay to see it. Anyone got a bittorrent link, or know when it'll be on Kazaa? ;-)

  270. the *real* sequel to the Matrix movie by Lol+the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

    ...is the animatrix set of short animes.

    At least from an artistic standpoint this is clearly where the W. brothers wanted to go.

    The official sequel is just a $-mandatory, surprisingly sedate, and a bit sad really, exploitation of the brilliance of the original Matrix movie.

  271. Joel Silver wrote it by Baldrson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why Joel Silver, the original producer of The Matrix, took over the writing from the Bros. I hope it felt really good to Silver to be the creative genius behind Revolutions. It amounts to a bilion dollar jerkoff. I wonder, is Lansky's heir going to have 2 bullets put through Silver's eyeballs?

    Dodge this.

  272. The movie isn't everything by La+Camiseta · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not sure if you guys realize it, but the movie wasn't made to encompass the entire story, ever. The Wachowski brothers planned on having the Animatrix, the games, the comics, the books, and everything else also tell a part of the story.

    That's why you have to watch the Animatrix to get the backstory of how the Matrix originally came to be, or play the games to get some more intra-movie events down.

  273. The Matrix rejects Matrix Revolutions by galtenberg · · Score: 1

    The world is in the fascinating grips of a "Matrix Sux" phenomenon. I don't want to be insulting, but is this what happens when an enigma is handed to the mass public? Are we not begging to be totally spoon fed? Think. The One had broken free from the Architect. Agent Smiths had infected the Matrix. What else was the Architect to do? And did you think a handful of humans could defeat a planet-locked machine civilization? Was it not a sensible, even timely ending? Almost anything _else_ would have been a cop out. I am very pleased. I had doubts, but Matrix III won me back wholeheartedly.

  274. Re:Maybe a remkae of the 1984 Game Alternate Reali by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's a "remkae"?

  275. Thoughts on the programs having personalities by Spillman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First I'd like to say how good it feels to know that I got to see this movie at 1230 CST Wed. morning and that I can go see it again for free whenever I feel the urge. (I work in a movie theater) Secondly, They tried to explain about how the programs have personalities. I came up with an idea, perhaps programs in the matrix are really another level of existence. Think Hindu reincarnation here, perhaps in the grand scheme of things you could be reincarnated as a program. It would explain why they have personalities and love and hate. Reincarnation would certainly cause them to forget they were human in a past life. It might be a stretch but it's always a possibilty. Personally, I like the movie and enjoyed the way it is set up for another sequel, or fanfic, or games, or anything.

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  276. Re:warning..flame bait: Common Gateway Interface?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CGI = "Computer Generated Imagery"

  277. are you really suprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember shortly after the first matrix came out listening to an interview. The interviewer asks one of the warchowski brothers if they are interested in a sequel. Hey/They laugh at the thought. No, they say. They had been working on this one for years and are glad to be done.

    yeah, right, I think. Wait till the checkbooks come out... and sure enough, two more movies to be made, at the same time (I'm thinking here of back to the future..)

    Is it any wonder a couple of guys who are burned out on the subject and are producing a story from their pocketbooks rather than their hearts and doing so in less time (i think) managed to make a product that was inferior?

    I can hardly blame lucas for waiting 15 years to keep going with his series, but - oops! - doesn't seem like that worked either.

    =P

    MOVIE MAKERS - if you are tired of your series just take the money and run. Don't taint your past work. Warch Bros had greater earning power coming off of one super hit than one super hit and a couple of turkeys.

  278. The Matrix rejects Matrix Revolutions by galtenberg · · Score: 1

    The world is in the fascinating grips of a "Matrix Sux" phenomenon. I don't want to be insulting, but is this what happens when an enigma is handed to the mass public? Are we not begging to be totally spoon fed?

    Think. The One had broken free from the Architect. Agent Smiths had infected the Matrix. What else was the Architect to do? And did you think a handful of humans could defeat a planet-locked machine civilization? Was it not a sensible, even timely ending? Almost anything _else_ would have been a cop out.

    I am very pleased. I had doubts, but Matrix III won me back wholeheartedly.

  279. Give me a break. by sssmashy · · Score: 1

    It's been pointed out many times before, but worth repeating: the whole boneheaded "Humans as batteries" idea was the weakest link (perhaps the only weak link) in the first movie. Newsflash: humans cannot be a primary energy source. Perpetual motion machines are impossible. Humans can't even store energy very well. Come to think of it, humans are pretty crappy batteries compared to about a billion more efficient energy storage alternatives, both organic and inorganic, that don't require the construction of a cumbersome artificial reality.

    I had been hoping that in the sequels a more plausible explanation for the Matrix would emerge. Perhaps the machines depend on the combined processing power of a billion human brains, in some kind of distributed neural network. No such luck. Dammit!

    Anyways, maybe your fantasy "Matrix Ressurected" plot shouldn't hinge on a premise that anyone with a basic understanding of physics or logic would find laughable. But then again, logic and coherence don't seem to be much of a priority for the Wachowskis these days. Judging by their latest creation, they prefer dazzlingly artificial fight scenes, cheesy melodrama and "symbolic" philosophical hackwork

    Too bad they're not so keen on good old-fashioned storytelling, audience empathy with the characters, believability, and common sense.

    1. Re:Give me a break. by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      You bring up a good point, but ultimately sci-fi movies have to embrace some element of fantasy, IMO. It's pretty hard to get away from that "humans as batteries" device once started, but anything's possible...i like the neural net concept. Nuclear Reactors would probably have removed the need for human characters at all. Given their performance, this may not have been a bad thing. The sun as a prime mover is also pretty grounded, I think. But little else in the series.

    2. Re:Give me a break. by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Good points to bring up. But I was reading somewhere a while ago that someone actually calculated the amount of energy that can be extracted from a human body. They said that a 180-lb man with average American body:fat ratio (yeah, I know) would generate the equivalent energy of so many thousands of barrels of crude oil (the process used being that the entire body would be melted down and converted into a type of biodiesel)

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  280. Yes I would by n0wak · · Score: 1

    After seeing the turd that was Episode 1, I never did see Episode 2 and I have no intention of seeing Episode 3 -- climactic battle or not

    And I have no interest in seeing what happens to Trinity or Neo, because the second movie sucked out all the interesting things about those characters. And the Zion scenes made me wish that the robots would destroy it once and for all. So now, if I don't care for the story, why should I bother finishing it?

    Human nature? Sounds more like consumer slavery.

  281. How about Equilibrium? by TaraByte · · Score: 1

    A kick-ass movie...on par with Matrix 1

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    1. Re:How about Equilibrium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think it is a mix of F 451, A Brave New World and 1984. I liked it a lot even though the special affects weren't as shiny as the Matrix's.

  282. I saw it by J3M · · Score: 1

    This morning around 7 AM while looking down at my toilet. Fortunately, I was able to flush and forget.

    Ok, I haven't seen it, but from all the reviews here, looks like I got a better show!

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    1. Re:I saw it by haggar · · Score: 1

      You flushed it? Fool, you should have eaten it! Remember: 10 trillion flies MUST be right!

      (If you don't get my point: just because many people say it's bad doesn't mean you won't like it. You have your own head, right? Why don't you fucking use it?)

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  283. Stop living in the past. by Frobozz0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think you got hooked on the last scene in the first movie and can't se past it-- as if the next 2 movies were somehow supposed to be focused around it. The plot evolves to become what it is.. More depth is unravelled as you go.

    Neo doesn't die.

    He is carried off into the machine world after he completes his quest. He is motionless after a battle, just like the second movie. Granted, Trinity is dead as dead can be. The Orcale and the last refugee give an homage to Neo with the sunset at the end, but that doesn't mean he's dead. The Oracle answers he guardian's question quite accurately: "no, I didn't see any of this... I had hope."

    Overall, this was a great movie. I have some questions that I want answered, but it did a good job answering most of them. For example, the Oracle and the Architect are cordial adversaries, and Agent Smith and Neo a ying/yang brothers, whose mother is the Oracle. The reason why the movie changes focus from the people in the Matrix to the peopel in Zion is clear to me. More insight as to WHY Neo was found is unravelled and you realize this is a fight between the architect and the oracle, which are representations of order and chaos as created by the machines.

    The movie is deep. Just because it changes direction does not mean that was not intended in the first place. It may take a turn or two that I disagree with, but overall it leaves me wanting one more movie... the one where the people are freed from the Matrix and Neo leads them to the promised land. Judging by the end of this

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    1. Re:Stop living in the past. by fams · · Score: 1

      I think M3 is a reassembly of the Christ life as all american produtions. The Messias, the One, the sense that individuality is freedom. He dies for humankind.
      IT's not a revolution, it's a remake.

    2. Re:Stop living in the past. by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      Just because it changes direction does not mean that was not intended in the first place. It may take a turn or two that I disagree with, but...

      The parent post has hit the nail on the head.

      Reloaded and Revolutions are good films. They're enjoyable. But they don't really live up to the first film.

      But that's working under the premise that the important thing for a sequel is to live up to the original standard/hype/whatever.

      The very nature of the first Matrix film is one that doesn't allow for a direct "more of the same, only better" that many people want.
      Reloaded was "more of the same, with some new stuff as well". Many people didn't like the new stuff, it seems. But it was necessary for the next stage in the story.

      Maybe the direction it took isn't the one that people wanted. But it was telling the story that the Wachowskis wanted to tell. If that's not the story people wanted to see, then tough. Don't see the film. Don't buy the DVD.

      In the end, the only important thing (to the writer) about a story is whether you're happy with what you wrote.
      Other people liking it is a bonus - a big bonus, true - but not as important as being satisfied with your own work.

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    3. Re:Stop living in the past. by Tyreth · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Order and chaos are not clear distinctions. Order is seen in peace, chaos in war. The architect desired war and the oracle desired peace. The architect was bound to mathematical perfection, while the oracle had the divergent thinking of humans.

      but overall it leaves me wanting one more movie... the one where the people are freed from the Matrix and Neo leads them to the promised land

      This is precisely why, in my opinion, so many people are disollusioned. There was supposed to be something epic about the ending. All that happened was a colony of 250,000 humans were allowed to continue living, and 1% of those trapped in the matrix were allowed out rather than being killed. Yay. What we wanted was the ending of the movie. We wanted to see them try to restore the rest of humanity to reality. To see not just peace between the machines and humans, but a return to their unity before the war began (like in the animatrix). How different is the world at the end of Revolutions compared with the start of the first one? Not at all different. The anomaly is still present, everyone's still trapped in the matrix, zion is still there. The only difference is there's no fighting - the machines no longer will destroy the matrix and zion, and rebuild it again. Not for a while anyway.

    4. Re:Stop living in the past. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that both sides are not fighting, and do not believe that their existance requires the extinction of the other is a major step forward, even if the physical environment is still the same.

      How to rebuild the Earth is now a trivial problem. The biggest problem was how to exist on the Earth. How to improve it is a whole 'nother ball of wax.

      I would like to point out that in the biggest finale that M3 is being compared to here ROTK, you have some of the same problems. There are a lot of characters who do not have a nice neat ending. Loose Threads in ROTK: Arwen and Strider still are now rulers of... what exactly? Some independant nations with vastly independant economic bases? The elves, dwarves, magic-on-the-whole are leaving the world. What happened to the ent-women? Saruman and Sauron's fates are dealt with, but there's still a host of semi-devine wizards running around loose, not to mention Shelob is now just hela-pissed off at all hobbits and elves. The books ignore one whole bundle of magic rings: The dwarf lords.

      • Summary of Post If you think there are more stories to tell, get out there with a digi-cam and start working. The Matrix did not invent either post-apocalyptic futures or virtual reality worlds. Just because things appear the same on the surface (250,000 free humans, M1 and Zion, Matrix traps 99% of humans), does not mean they are the same on the inside, and that's perhaps a central theme of the movie: what's inside counts more than the outside.
    5. Re:Stop living in the past. by Moekandu · · Score: 1
      There was supposed to be something epic about the ending.

      Define epic.

      The architect desired war and the oracle desired peace.

      Well, actually, no. The Architect wanted control and the Oracle wanted freedom. And yes, the Oracle really is the mother of the Matrix. Smith is a virus and Persephone (who may or may not be a program) is a lover, not a fighter. ;-) She nearly creamed her skirt when she watched Trinity pick love over death, in order to rescue Neo from the train station.

      What we wanted was the ending of the movie. We wanted to see them try to restore the rest of humanity to reality.

      In a two hour movie? Great! We shut the damn thing off and spend the next few months fishing the bodies out of the sewers (they don't have enough ships to pick every one up before they drown). Those that are saved, well 99% of them didn't want to leave and weren't ready, so most of them will probably commit suicide, try to recreate the matrix, or just become raging, unpleasant assholes. World changing events that don't include rocks the size of Texas, take time.

      How different is the world at the end of Revolutions compared with the start of the first one? Not at all different.

      How different was Germany two weeks after the fall of the Berlin Wall? Not all that different. But what was different was extremely fucking important! Neo ended a conflict that had been going on for hundreds of years. This is not a repeat of the five previous matrices. Neo changed that when he chose to save Trinity instead of picking 6 men and 17 women (the 23 elders of the council) to rebuild Zion. All the previous Neo's made the other choice. They picked their 23 people and then merged with Smith/Anti-Neo, thereby collapsing the anomaly. So, the anomaly is gone, the Matrix vX++.0 installed over Matrix vX.0 and all but 23 people (Neo's choice) are killed in Zion by the Sentinels. No previous Neo had ever gotten past the Architect. Ever.

      This time, however, the anomaly grew beyond the control of the Error Handlers the Architect had built into the system. Neo picked love over survival and Smith infected a human.

      Oh yeah... It would be Morpheus, not Neo that leads everyone to the Promised Land. Neo's dead. Period.

      Moekandu

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      "Who?"
      "Not too bright, though."

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    6. Re:Stop living in the past. by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 0

      If the movie answered all your questions,

      Did you ask yourself:

      1. Neo enters the matrix without having to use a hard line ... but has to get back out with one?

      2. Just because the Oracle says that they may see Neo again ... Doesn't mean that he's not dead ... I think it means that the franchise is trying to say ... the humans may have to search for their "one" again ... because the peace will not last? Matrix 4,5,6 anyone? Or will we just try to do a pre-history -2, -1, 0

      3. I can't go on any more ... I'm tired ... The second movie promised so much ... And delivered so little ... It's not worth my energy. ... Duder

    7. Re:Stop living in the past. by xmedar · · Score: 1

      For example, the Oracle and the Architect are cordial adversaries

      The Architect is the ordering process and the Oracle is the disordering process, both of which are required to allow for an adaptive solution, the information carrying layer they act on is humanity.

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  284. Alaska by core+plexus · · Score: 1
    The part that's not really funny is the article was written in a way that reminds me of the ignorance people have of Alaska. We are treated like a colony by King George, but when members of my family can only point it out when it is detached and set off the coast of California, and then argue that I can't drive here...actually, that's damn funny.

    Hey, if you ever get back here again, stop on over at our gold mine.

    -cp-

    Alaska Village invited to test cheap, clean nuclear power

    1. Re:Alaska by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
      Hey, if you ever get back here again, stop on over at our gold mine.

      I find alternative energy sources to be fascinating. I'll be sure and drop by on my next visit.

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  285. Bad edit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie wasn't originally scripted to end this way. White Wolf Games has been threatening to sue the studio for copyright infringement (we're talking $100 million+ here). Matrix I and II were inspired by White Wolf's Mage: The Ascension game. The laywer had a fit when they found this out and told the studio to reedit the movie NOW. Unfortunately this was only a couple months before the movie was schedualed for release. Many of the scene's in the movie are reworks/re-edits or done at the last minute. The original script was much better.

    1. Re:Bad edit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right on!
      just flipped over to their site and *wow* another source for matrix rip off story line (c.f. dark city, truman show, thirteeth floor, blade etc etc)

  286. Can't wait by spudchucker · · Score: 0

    With all these great reviews, I can't wait for the prequels!

  287. Re:The critics don't have a really good track reco by reflective+recursion · · Score: 1

    A critic is just someone who is cynical because they can't create a movie (novel, etc.) themselves.

    When you find a critic that _likes_ a movie you often find the movie panders to some insecurity (or security) they may have.. and the more one critic raves about a movie the less likely other critics will even like the movie.

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    Dijkstra Considered Dead
  288. ++1 Insightful by NetFu · · Score: 1

    I have a CS degree, too, so I can relate to what you're saying. That part from that scene was perfectly clear to me, but now I understand how a lot of "regular" people may have interpreted it as complete gibberish. I never thought of that before, I just couldn't understand why some of my non-CS friends didn't get that scene.

    Also, don't count all of us I.T. guys out so easily, some of us actually have CS degrees (although sometimes I find myself wondering why I'm in I.T. when I have a full C.S. degree). :-)

    If I had mod points, I'd give you a ++1 Insightful...

  289. Keanu wakes up... by Dissonant · · Score: 1

    Keanu wakes up as Johnny Depp sitting in a bathtub full of ice.

  290. Remember; by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1
    1. the matrix is a "prison for your mind".
    2. the matrix is an attempt at taking capital wealth from multiple places and redistributing it.
    3. the matrix is a kung fu movie for the new age.
    4. the idea of matrix is a lie, much like any other religion or cult or fictional work. but we want to beleive it...because of some unknown urge to subvert our consious states and fill ourselves with the numbing opiates of fantasy.


    i think it has accomplished quite a lot, and considering how vehemently anti-warner-brothers/mass-media i usually am, i can say honestly i have not been inspired by anything(except perhaps pink floyd) as much as i have been by the matrix, and the animatrix in particular.

    i have my tickets for a showing in some 7 hours.

    without the matrix, orginizations such as the kult would have never taken off, definitely, and i would not be a computer science major, philosophy minor. I wonder if the matrix could then be compared to the 'hackers' or 'wargames' of our decade, hmmm...?
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  291. Spoilers by blackmonday · · Score: 1

    Revolutions suffers highly from the hollywood ICHKY syndrome (I Could Have Killed You). Time and time again in this movie, Agent Smith has opportunities to kill Neo and others, but instead gives a speech, thereby giving the hero time to plot and execute and escape. I hate it!

    Consider the inside the Zion Deck. While it looks cool to have the sentinels all flowing together, it makes more sense for them to seperate and kill.

    Did the last exchange between the Oracle and the Architect mean that people will be freed from the Matrix at will? I know the point of this movie was to save Zion, but the point of the trilogy itself was to save the human batteries wasn't it? This was not done. I call the trilogy incomplete.

  292. It turns out.... by Gaboo · · Score: 0

    that Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

  293. Just my 2 cents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In terms of the three movies, I thought Revolutions was definitely better than Reloaded, but not as well done as the first movie.

    Reloaded was a waste of time really, not enough sci-fi to balance the action shots. It also brought up questions that weren't answered.

    I thought the ending to Revolutions could have been more suspensful. Trinity has this long drawn out death speech. She should have just told Neo to go without telling him she was a human shishkabob (and then die). And the fight between Smith and Neo was quite boring.

  294. and 13th floor by *weasel · · Score: 2, Troll


    the 13th floor was much more well done than existenz, but still lacked commercial success due in large part to the inaccessibility of its execution of nested realities.

    it's worth noting that both existenz and 13th floor were much more straightforward than the matrix and less densely packed with metaphors. they seemed to be merely a cursory exploration of the subject for the purpose of telling that particular story, rather than a piece on the philosophy of reality itself.

    that aside, if you build up a story around certain characters, revealing at the end that they weren't 'real' robs the entire sequence of cinematic weight for most people. This is very similar to the 'it was all just a dream sequence' movies, which are similarly, uniformly reviled. Excepting the case where it is established early on that the movie is about people exploring the reality of the dream sequence, such as Flatliners.

    All three movies (13th floor, existenz, the matrix) establish early on that they take place primarily in a virtual world for a reason. Cinematically you must establish that what matters in the alternate world -matters-. there is a -real- person at the end of the line being affected by what happens in the fake reality.

    you can't lie to your audience and change the rules halfway through. The audience will naturally try to sympathize with the characters that are most like themselves in the story. If you reveal your main characters are just dreams or simulations of -actual- real people at the very end - the audience will feel cheated that they cared about pointless conflicts and characters.

    13th floor and existenz are robbed of rewatchability for most because the whole movie is a gotcha. the ending implies that everything that happens was pointless, as the most human characters, the ones the audience will relate to, are not affected whatsoever by the previous sequences. They have their own tangential motives and are wholly removed from what just happened.

    the 'real' characters aren't the ones struggling and exploring reality. So there's no point in watching it again, beyond study, because nothing that happens matters to the 'real' characters.

    Note how audiences didn't care when normal people were killed by the dozens in the original Matrix? Simulated people aren't seen as 'real', and receive no broad audience emotional attachment.

    Philosophically that's an incorrect analysis, but it is still the emotional reaction of the mass audience at this point in human history.

    (Any form of life capable of higher order thought and memory experiences its reality as being just as 'real' as you or I experience our own reality. thusly they should be considered just as 'real' as you or I.)

    --
    // "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
    1. Re:and 13th floor by ezzc · · Score: 1

      It's not for human history, it's just for computer world. The 13th floor is the hint for MUD, the PC GAME, or the internet. We are the programer, and we design the world the system users. When we wake up, we will find we are living in a world designed by invester, Bank holder.

    2. Re:and 13th floor by ezzc · · Score: 1

      The philosophy told us what isn't what, the film tell us what is what.

    3. Re:and 13th floor by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      Well said, and worth noting that we're all in that boat.

      It's been said that only the worst sort of scientist would generalize from a sample size of one to all other possible cases, and yet that's what we do -- assume that because other people act and react the way we do, that there's a "person" on the end of that line. And let's face it -- the whole thing is a Matrix. Our mind doesn't get to perceive the world. It's locked in a brain like a building with no windows. On the outside are a couple of video cams (eyes), and some other sensors (for taste, touch, sound, etc). It's all indirect. (and that's assuming that any of the physical stuff is real) We don't think of bats typically as "seeing" -- sonar seems more indirect than that. But everything we receive is indirect. We are -- I am -- inside the dark building. As are you. At least, I think you're in there. :)

      I thought it was a brilliant bit of storytelling to make the Matrix inhabitants in M1 "not matter" because they could be taken over by agents at any moment, and were basically batteries anyhow. I remember the body counts (literal counts, by rabid violence-watchers) of movies in the 80's and thinking that they could never have made the Matrix back then. They probably couldn't, but the plot helped what would otherwise have still seemed like mass murder.

  295. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can the directors be arrested for beastiality for so horribly screwing the pooch?

  296. Re: Independence Day by Pixies · · Score: 1

    What exactly was your problem with it?

    I think geeks may be turned off by the idea of an ultra-advanced, insurgent alien force's central command structure being overridden by a crappy Powerbook circa 199X.

  297. And to answer your question... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

    Yes, and most of his reason for being there is explained as well. There are some minor details not revealed in the movie, as they were covered in the Enter the Matrix game.

  298. Interesting cronology of the Matrix by josevnz · · Score: 2, Informative

    I found the following cronology of the Matrix, interesting indeed:

    http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/movies/146831_matr ix 05q.html

    WHEN IS THE MATRIX?

    What is the Matrix? That's an old question. The real head-scratcher is:

    Using background culled from the three movies and Animatrix shorts, The Associated Press compiled an estimated timeline of the war between men and machines:

    2010-60 -- Humans create humanoid drone robots with artificial intelligence to fill jobs as construction laborers and servants.

    2069 -- The hovercraft transport ship Nebuchadnezzar, later to be captained by Morpheus, is constructed in the United States.

    2075 -- AI programs evolve and some robots began to resent their human overlords.

    2077 -- In the first case of a machine rising up against its owners, the butler robot B166ER slaughters two humans, leading to B166ERs eradication and a backlash against robots and artificial intelligence.

    2080-85 -- Rioting and violence against machines prompts robots to flee major cities and establish their own community -- known as Zero One -- in a remote part of the Middle East.

    2085-2095-- Zero One thrives, creating superior vehicles, computers and weaponry and decimating the economies of many human nations, which now lack the machine-based labor that made them strong.

    2096-- United Nations officials refuse to accept the robot civilization of Zero One as a sovereign nation. A trade blockade of robot goods leads to war.

    2097 -- Zero One survives a nuclear attack -- its inhabitants are impervious to the heat and radiation and casualties are quickly replaced. Counterstrikes launched against humans.

    2098 -- As cities fall beneath the might of mechanized forces, desperate military leaders attempt to block the main source of energy for the robot city: the sun. The plan destroys the atmosphere and fills the sky with choking black smoke -- but does not stop the machines.

    2099-- Machine forces overtake human armies and capture survivors and civilians for experimentation, determining that human bio-electricity can be harnessed to replace the sun's energy.

    2100 -- Machines create the Matrix, a dreamlike world set in 1999, to extend the lives of the comatose human batteries.

    2105 -- The first human known as The One, locked in bondage inside the Matrix, learns he can manipulate the world through thought and manages to break free. Seeks sanctuary in the underground human stronghold of Zion.

    2105-2150 -- Zion resistance movement created, although The One later dies under unexplained circumstances.

    2161 -- Morpheus born in a Matrix womb; freed in childhood.

    2167 -- Trinity born in a Matrix womb; freed in early childhood.

    2175 -- The Oracle prophesizes that Morpheus will discover the second coming of The One.

    2199 -- Trinity and Morpheus discover Neo, a hacker in the Matrix. They free him and do battle with Agent Smith, a program designed to rid the Matrix of humans who detect its flaws.

    2201 -- The Osiris, another human rebellion ship, discovers machines drilling through the Earth above Zion. Crew members send a message through the Matrix to their compatriots shortly before being destroyed.

    2201 -- Now living in Zion and working with the rebellion against the machines, Neo encounters The Architect, the artificial intelligence program that created the Matrix.

    2201 --The Architect reveals that the Matrix places rebellious humans in Zion, which it then targets for destruction, thus eradicating bugs in its system. He states that Zion has been destroyed five previous times -- suggesting the Matrix may be much older than he thinks.

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    Jose Vicente Nunez Zuleta RHCE, SJCD, SJCP
  299. 24 months to produce 2 movies doesn't mean crap by fazzumar · · Score: 1

    Look at lord of the rings. One movie a year for 3 years and the first two have been (in my eyes) very good representations of the story.

    Making movies in rapid succession doesn't always mean they suck.

    1. Re:24 months to produce 2 movies doesn't mean crap by imaginate · · Score: 1

      That's three years of production and post-production... it does NOT include preproduction (scripting, scouting, planning).

      Very. Important.

    2. Re:24 months to produce 2 movies doesn't mean crap by reflective+recursion · · Score: 1

      Not to mention they are all based on books which I'm sure took many many years to write. The story is basically there already. It just needed arranged (screenplay) so it could be told via film.

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    3. Re:24 months to produce 2 movies doesn't mean crap by *weasel · · Score: 1

      Lord of the Rings had been written for quite a few years by a writer who wrote it as one coherent story from the beginning. It wasn't even until they printed it in the US that it was actually broken into 3 books.

      Combining post production (at least 6 months on each film, not counting reshoots), the lotr trilogy took 1 year per film. the matrix sequels also got 1 year each, -plus- the matrix sequels had to be initially -written- in that year.

      Jackson and his wife did the screenplay adaptation for an additional year before principal photography even began.

      which means jackson took 4 months more, per film than the wachowskis on their sequels - and he didn't even have to write the movie. he only had to adapt what was already there. not to minimize jackson's accomplishments - but the fact that the wachowskis churned these sequels out quickly, and without critical confrontation -does- mean that their decreased depth and quality of dialogue/editing/pacing were the victims of the rush.

      similarly though, taking a long time does not guarantee a -good- movie by any stretch. just look at lucas. he takes 3 years between films - and they still stink. because he works in a vacuum of no critical confrontation.

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      // "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
  300. Umm... by Aeiri · · Score: 1

    Maybe Smith found a way to remotely execute code in our brains!

    I don't know about you, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have a c/c++ compiler in my brain, or even a binary reader FOR that compiled code.

    And since when has there been c/c++ libraries for controlling living flesh?

    1. Re:Umm... by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "And since when has there been c/c++ libraries for controlling living flesh? "

      Since Agent Smith wrote one. Agent Smith learned, baby. A program which learned how to hack itself, and the human brain as well.

    2. Re:Umm... by GenSolo · · Score: 1

      Your brain operates on electrical signals in a very similar manner to your computer, so yes, your brain does have a "binary reader". Every neuron in your body essentially is one. If the machines can send sensory feedback into your brain, why couldn't they just rewire your cerebral cortex so that instead of being yourself, you become Smith?

  301. Oh peachy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another shite movie sequel that abuses the good name of the first in the series. Reloaded sucked and this will suck even more. Still, there will be lame fan boys who refuse to see how horrible the last two are. Naturally, they also liked the last two Star Wars movies. See a correlation here?

  302. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** and ROTK by nexusone · · Score: 1

    "At least there's Return of the King this December"

    They have a lot of holes to fill in a short time in ROTK.

    Like in the first FOTR, the story ended like the book, with a what few changes that still left the main plot of the story.

    In TTT I don't know why they did not let the Ents take care of the Orc's. or end with frodo in the hands of the spider and the ring out of his hands.

    The have enought stuff to make two movies out of ROTK.....

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    Wise men speak because they have something to say, Fools because they have to say something!!!!
  303. ungh by serenarae · · Score: 1

    i woke up at 7am to see revolutions only so be super disappointed. isnt that depressing? none of the major questions were answered, there was entirely too much action going on, and the wachowski's definitely pulled away from the philosophy lesson that was the matrix I. Oh well.

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  304. What a Let down Cliche overkill! Boredom at End! by rodgster · · Score: 1

    I just saw it.

    The one thing I noticed that I haven't seen posted about here are the cliches were excessive, annoying and greatly detracted from my enjoyment of the movie.

    The next is that I couldn't believe when I read before seeing the movie (this is /.) that one should walk out before the last 1/2 hour. This should be required.

    If you thought the end of Re-booted (Reloaded) was lame and a let down. That was nothing compared to Revulsions (Revolutions). I was begging for the scene to end. The finale fight with Smith was pathetic.

    My advise (and I am a Matrix fan) see it at a matinee (spelling?). Then wait for the DVDs.

    Let us hope the 4th installment will be better that this last dud.

    Either that or they should have quit after the FIRST MATRIX.

    --
    Who will guard the guards?
  305. Memoirs of My Nervous Illness by DrTrogg · · Score: 1

    Some people compare Dark City to Matrix, but I don't think it's terribly worthy unless you are looking for a strictly visual comparison.

    Unlike the Matrix people who'd like yo uto believe they thought of everything themselves (i.e. "bullet time" in 1, "car chases" in 2, and "rain" in 3) Dark City openly references it's source. Said source material makes the whole movie even more interesting once you read where the bulk of it came from.

    1. Re:Memoirs of My Nervous Illness by gurensan · · Score: 1

      Where'zat? What source m aterial? I don't recall anyone ever mentioning source material for Dark City anywhere - I musta missed it.

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      You are all fartheads.
  306. Once could argue by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

    > The problem is, I want to know what happens

    One could argue that in a movie about Determinism, Uncertainty is the very best ending!

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    Operator, give me the number for 911!
  307. Yeah, but... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Neo stops the sentinels because he was enlightened by the process of becoming the One.

    We know he does that. Reloaded showed us that at the end. What we want is WHY and HOW. It contradicts the rules of its own story universe.

    Imagine if suddenly, for no reason, Frodo was able to fly (barring that it's not Tolkien's style). And it was just explained away as "very Eastern symbolism."

    He sees the Matrix as what it is -- an input/output stream communicating with the senses, and sees it logically instead of allowing his senses to interpret it. It's very Eastern - the idea that the world is not what you simply perceive.

    That's the Matrix, which has nothing to do with the real world...or does it? That's the shitty part, we'll never know. We got ripped off.

    Smith enters Bane by essentially hacking his brain.

    We were told sentient programs could only enter plugged-in people, which makes sense, as though they're taking over that "node" of the Matrix. However, Smith carries over directly into the real world as a conscious human being. How in the hell does executable artificial intelligence code bury itself into a random human brain of nerve cells? It's stupid.

    Zion is the focus because its the free world; everything else is 'controlled', whether virtual or real.

    You're giving me reasons and whys. We all know why. It doesn't change the fact that it's poor storytelling.

    Trinity isn't human when she says that dying was fine, but she should have been telling Neo how good it was instead of apologizing for dying, and thanks for the second chance to be real?

    Huh? I don't understand your sentence at all.

    I dunno, I thought that scene was a LOT more touching and a lot less fake than EITHER of the first two movies Trinity-saves-Neo or Neo-saves-Trinity scenes.

    I was saying that Neo shouldn't have been able to bring Trinity back in Reloaded. It would have at least added to some delicious character tension. Have Neo head straight to the Machine City all by himself, a man driven by loss with nothing to believe in but himself.

    Nope. Heaven forbid we have good storytelling.

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
    1. Re:Yeah, but... by yog · · Score: 1

      How did Neo do it in the real world? Mind over matter. Spoon bending. Telepathy. Jungle consciousness. Healing by prayer. Knowing who telephoned you before you pick up the receiver. Stuff that might exist but no one has conclusively proven one way or the other.

      Think about it. Neo had something unlocked in his brain when he got killed and reborn in The Matrix; he was able to transcend a basic and ingrained belief system that all humans had. His potentialities were expanded far beyond any but the most advanced Zen master, shaman, Hindu adept types. Because of this, he could sense the machines' energy patterns, to which he had become attuned. He could manipulate them. Whatever. It makes sense within the context of the story, at least.

      Regarding hacking the brain. Once again, the storyline sets us up for this. Your senses are completely hijacked by the Matrix's neural implant. So it's not much of a stretch to imagine the Matrix could upload something into your brain, to map a new personality and memories into your neural network. The "Smith" personality that got uploaded into Bain's brain was not connected to the Matrix once he woke up. But, it had enough memory and personality to retain Smith's motivations and thoughts to deadly effect.

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    2. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How did Neo do it in the real world? Mind over matter. Spoon bending. Telepathy. Jungle consciousness. Healing by prayer. Knowing who telephoned you before you pick up the receiver. Stuff that might exist but no one has conclusively proven one way or the other.

      All that junk has been pretty well proven not to exist for quite some time. The fact is, in normal reality (which the moves state that the 'Real World' is), these things DON'T HAPPEN. Period.

      It makes sense within the context of the story, at least.

      No, it doesn't. Since the bleak world outside the Matrix is supposed to be our reality only in the future, it makes NO sense whatsoever. Things like that just simply don't happen in reality, ever.

    3. Re:Yeah, but... by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

      Since the bleak world outside the Matrix is supposed to be our reality only in the future

      Who says? I mean, my gosh, there is plenty about the "real world" in the first Matrix that requires a suspension of disbelief. Or do you actually believe that the scenario as explained by Morpheus and the Animatrix is actually plausible?

  308. Re:Casting done by University of Michigan Admissio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole diversity thing is part of the background of the story I guess. If you have people of random race being "unplugged" and then have them mating as fast as possible to make more and more people, you're going to end up with a pretty mixed bag racially.

    That black guy on the council (with the crazy hair) is Colonel West, he wrote books about that sort of thing.

  309. Revolutions must not be the final by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    *Spoiler*
    Ok, I have thought about it after seeing this horrible movie, and I have concluded that this must not be the final movie. There are too many things that are left completely unanswered, and almost deliberately so. Here are some of them:

    1) How did Neo end up in a train station? He did not jack in, but was in the matrix. Did he have a wireless card in his freaking head or something? (WTF??)

    2) What the hell happened between the oracle and the french guy? Something happens, and the french guy says he hopes that she learned her lesson, but it never explains anything.

    3) Programs feeling love? I understand what I hope was the point of them saying this: that love is extenal to humans and not just a human emotion, but were the waskowski brother trying to imply that programs loved each other?

    There are other minor ones that I will allow to get by me until I figure out why such gross inconsistencies were built into this movie. All of these three things were deliberatly put into this movie, and were completely unexplained (except for, arguably, the last one, which can be explained philisophically, although by doing this, they violated the story which was previously a fully self-consistant metaphor).
    But here is the main reason I think there is another one coming (a secret one): my hypothesis (which was pretty well thought out) was not proven or disproven. This was my hypothesis: that the matrix that was the city and the agents and mr.anderson and all that was really a matrix nested inside the real matrix that was zion, and that whole world. A redundant system of control seems like something that a machine would definitely think of. Most people will stay in the nested matrix, but even the most "rebelious" ones who happen to escape from that one will be so caught up in their war against the machines that they don't realize they are still in the matrix. This of course would explain Neo's otherwise silly supernatural powers.
    I also know for a fact that I am not the only one who thought of this. I don't know why nobody on /. is talking about this, but this seemed to be what most people thought would happen. Now, revolutions does not declare this to be true, but it does not say it is not true either. Think about this:
    The machines so happy to extend peace to the humans, if they so wished. Doesn't freeing all the people imply that most of the machines will die? Why didn't they just lie to Neo and let him kill Smith and then kill Zion and Neo?
    In addition, the last conversation between the Oracle and the Architect seemed alot like a setup for a new movie. "How long do you think this peace will last?", "As long as it can". This sounds really weak. If the oracle, as the end of reloaded proposes, is just a part of this control system, then she is asking this question wondering how long zion will be content inside of their matrix.
    Is there another trilogy coming, or at least another movie? What do all you /.er's think?

    1. Re:Revolutions must not be the final by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are too many things that are left completely unanswered, and almost deliberately so. Here are some of them:

      Another one is why when Neo was trying to "remember" how he got into that train station, he kept seeing glimpses of some vision. They never really showed what that vision was.
      Another movie will only come if this one does well. Hollywood will beat this into the ground until nobody will spend money on it anymore.

    2. Re:Revolutions must not be the final by harliquin · · Score: 1

      They did show the vision.
      It was the three power cables leading to the machine city.

    3. Re:Revolutions must not be the final by kylegordon · · Score: 1

      From what I could make of it, that 'vision' was the power lines that they followed to the machine city, which is why he knew he had to go. Just my 2p :-)

    4. Re:Revolutions must not be the final by dan_sdot · · Score: 1

      yes, that sounds right to me. Revolution did not fit the trend that the other two set: explanations for everything that went on (and they were pretty good too). I had thought of the "nested matrix" thing too, and I guess it makes sense that they may continue along this line.

  310. Wakowskis may get nailed in DVD sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Star Wars franchise survived how many DVD releases? 3-pack, golden release, jubilee, etc.

    We can hope that franchise squeezing will not go pass the theater door. I know I won't buy that crap even for a buck. (I heard Matrix2 DVD are selling pretty good though). But there is no way I'll miss the theater release, you can't replace (yet) the big screen experience for this kind of movies.

    my 2 cents.

  311. WGA credits are the same for all 3 movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All 3 are credited to the Wachowskis.

    Why are you creating demons where are are none?

    Are you so fanboy that you think the Wachowski's couldn't make a mistake and thus this must be someone else's fault?

  312. Better than second at least by JFMulder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Almost as good as the first one? Not sure yet.

    With that said, I can say that Revolution will go down as one of the best, it not the best sci-fi finale ever for a trilogy. (LOTR doesn't count, as it's fantasy). Much better than episode 6 of Star Wars, and probably better than what the finale of the prequels will be.

    Contrary to what other people say, I don't believe there are any holes at the end of the movie.

    *** SPOILER ALERT ***
    First of all, for all of those that said that the machine didn't care that their food could go bye-bye, well, that's not a plot hole, it was EXPLAINED why they accept so in the architect rant at the end of the 2nd one.

    Second, why should we know what happens with Zion? Do you really need to see them have another rave of something? They'll rebuild what they can, and that's it. No need to do some cheesy crossfades of clips of people rebuilding the city. Those who want to be unplugged from the Matrix will be, and will live with the humans, as the Architect and the Oracle say at the end. What Neo, and Trinity and Morpheus and everyone wanted most of all to give is CHOICE. CHOICE to be part of the Matrix or not. It's not as if people were badly treaten inside the Matrix. They were happy and everything. The difference between what will go on after the end of the 3rd movie and what was going on before is that humans were hunted and killed when they rejected the Matrix, as they serve no purpose to the machines anymore. Now they will be allowed to be free. It's not as if everyone is going to disconnect from the Matrix all at once.

    Anyway, having everyone disconnect would be a really bad idea because after all, the earth is destroyed, there's no hope to get it cleaned up and livable. If they want to live in that mess, FINE, now it's THEIR CHOICE TO DO so. They're not forced to be in the Matrix anymore.

    Also, face it Neo is dead. For once, the hero dies in a movie. And I'm glad he did, because seeing him back with the rest of the people Zion would just feel so cheesy. Anyway, for those who doubt he's dead, I'm pretty sure there's gonna be an entry on IMDB soon about how this film as a connection with King Arthur's story. Notice how when his body was carried at the end on a machine ship it looked oddly like when Arthur is laying on a ship and going to the sea when he dies?

    1. Re:Better than second at least by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      It's not as if people were badly treaten inside the Matrix. They were happy and everything.

      Not exactly. Remember, that was apparently tried in previous versions of the Matrix and didn't work...

    2. Re:Better than second at least by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      You're right, but this incarnation of the Matrix pretty much works now that the machines won't be control freaks in it.

    3. Re:Better than second at least by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      "Notice how when his body was carried at the end on a machine ship it looked oddly like when Arthur is laying on a ship and going to the sea when he dies?"

      Also notice the very obvious crucifixtion pose of Neo as he is held up by the tentacles of the machines after he dies (?). Ramming the point home, I thought, but not everyone noticed. Christ has died for everyone's sins, machines and humans, and now everyone gets a fresh start.

      It also implies a resurrection. I at first also thought that it implies a circular timeline, in that Neo was in the Matrix all along, had indeed died to create it, and needed to realize it... that time in that world was circular, that even the "real world" inhabited by the machines was a virtual reality at a higher level, with a timeline that swallowed its own tail. Neo is God, who created the world and implicitly, clumsily created a mess, and is reborn as Christ, who redeems the mess and sets things right.

      I'm sure the W brothers saw this clearly and wove it into the symbolism. Not that it is the STORY, or even true. Just inserted so everyone can have fun analyzing it. Movies are also supposed to be fun, too! Even for the W brothers. They wanted the trilogy to be "explained" with ideas that could all be the "right" answer. They gave no definitive answer on purpose. The crucifiction pose was the clincher for me; I knew they were having fun with it all.

    4. Re:Better than second at least by mr.+marbles · · Score: 1

      It's not entirely known if Neo died. I think his consciousness remained in the matrix but his body was destoryed.

    5. Re:Better than second at least by KiDas · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree with what you say for the most part. I think the interesting thing tho is that for people to have the CHOICE to leave the matrix, they would have to know all about it and the real world. The matrix would have to be rebooted with a senario depicting both realms educating the humans about them and then allowing the option of staying or leaving.

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  313. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - This is 100% spoiler filled. by Soothh · · Score: 1

    "They totally don't explain how Neo is able to interact with the matrix when outside of it or how he was able to destroy machines."
    Actually if you paid attention they addressed this issue very openly. he was able to interact because he was the "one" and his conciousness transcended both worlds, this was explained after they freed neo from the train station and he went to see the oracle. no mystery there, just need to remain concious through the movie.

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  314. cue comic book guy.... by edrugtrader · · Score: 1

    WORST. MOVIE. EVER.

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  315. Wachowsis have caught Lucas Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *Sigh*... Yet again, we see fantastic potential in a series, all squandered becuase the director(s) became so enamoured of the technology and forgot to TELL THE STORY....

    At least we can still count on Peter Jackson :)

  316. It didn't change - you did by Snaller · · Score: 1

    I though Reloaded was a huge drop off from the orignal and this one may be a huge disappointment. Too bad, because the orignal was one of the best SciFi movies in Years.

    Actually it wasn't - it was a fairly mediocre film filled with mumbo jumbo and mostly recycling of old scifi ideas, but what it had was FANTASTIC visual - totally new and unseen. People were blown away by new and fantastic sights and generally chose to ignore a mostly lame story (robtos using humans for energy, please!) - but then everybody else used the effects. In movies in commercials, we've seen it ripped off over and over and over.

    Then the sequels came along and is mostly the same, a mishmash of the longest words from the thesaurus, a bit of hocus pocus from different religions, and wild special effects - except THIS time we've seen the effects, perhaps not these specific ones, but we have seen enough effects, basically nothing new there - they could have shocked us to the core by having written someone clever instead, but that's not the way it mostly goes in Hollywood.

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    1. Re:It didn't change - you did by XO · · Score: 1

      So, then, we find, for those that make it through the third movie, that the humans only THOUGHt they were being used as batteries.

      You have to finish the story to find out the real answers.

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    2. Re:It didn't change - you did by Snaller · · Score: 1

      You have to finish the story to find out the real answers

      Great, i hope they pay me.

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  317. I stopped watching 24 about 18 episodes in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the first series.

    After the wife got rekidnapped like the 3rd time.

    No, there's no compunction in me to finish something I'm not enjoying.

  318. My 2 cents for what it's worth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just saw it and the biggest thing that stood out to me is Neo has considerably less dialog in the third movie. In many ways, it's the opposite of the first movie. The first movie Neo says a lot, but it doesn't really amount to much and the things Neo thinks are real within the matrix and outside are in fact false. It's in the third movie that he comes to enlightment, and understands the circular nature of existence. People might be disappointed with the ending, since it's a subtle and quiet ending. I plan to go see it again, if I can find a baby sitter to watch the kids.

  319. I liked it. by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    Way at the bottom of the thread, where nobody will ever see save the three people that read all 900 comments, I have this to say:

    It was good. I liked it. Go see it.

    The first matrix movie was a stupid idea presented in an awesome way. The second movie was the same, but the way was less awesome. This third movie, its awesome again. Very awesome.

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  320. Damn... by ksenos · · Score: 3, Funny

    why,oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?!

  321. relax people, they too don't know shit! by ztom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yesterday I liked matrix A LOT.

    I came from the showing and after waiting two hours for sunny morningdrawi... rendering by some kid-AI, who has never "seen" the sun I asked again:

    What did I expect? Why was I SOOOOOO disappointed?

    My answer: previous two movies build on something, urge you to think. They use, pretty loosely, you must admit, symbols, which are existing, many believe are existing or some of us think, that it would be kind of logical, if they existed. Those symbols are redefined using sci-fi terminology and re-associated somehow and more or less it makes kind of sense in techno-fairytale way.

    I expected that the last movie would define some fundamental unification to show us some vision of working "whole" thing, but it just broke everything. It didn't tell us (at least to me) ANYTHING I didn't already know (didn't give me anything to dig out, think of). Even the things that somehow supported some imaginary plotline were something, that were already drawn out in past episodes or you have heard your grandma telling them, when you were 10 and just didn't care that much, to listen. By now (I'm way past 20) I have already discovered those things by myself, as would any thinking person at some point. This talk about equations? someone unbalancing them, and then waiting with sadistic joy, how they would rebalance themselves?! This is so fucking common sense, who they think they are surprising with that(just another sci-fi example: 5th element, breaking the glass) AGAIN?!?! But that's all the fun that's left after those events: just tweaking some variables and recalculating equations. Not your "deep grand point", is it?

    They actually destroyed everything "FUN" and left us with the same boredom!! No Neo no superman-thing!
    "Let anyone who wants, out" ?! are they going to run TV-ads, like "want to see what all you bodybuilders really look like?"; "want to make your pointless existence more pointless? join us!"..
    How are they imagining to trick anybody to join the matrix online game after that? if everything continues to develop as one grand plot, I would have to code there again to earn my boring buck. I don't expect to get my own "construct program" to load "anything I need".

    Love? As they said: just another definition, a word, a rule in "game". Not your all defining point either.

    Ok, maybe Love is "fun", while it clouds your analytical mind. Works for someone with un-modifiable instincts, but for machines, with backups and interchangeable parts?! That again does not define really anything except some context-dependent purpose... Again nothing new...

    But purpose? Cause and effect? It's good to know, there is a reason why I have to go and pee every now and then, but again: probably I'm old enough to figure that one out myself...

    I didn't expect, that they would tell me "how can I get out of here" :)) but I expected some great story, some entertainment, instead of sci-fi retelling of things every grandma can tell you.

    And why I liked X-men 2? Not considering the deepness of the story, characters did "what they seemingly wanted" and you didn't have to shout: "stupid, why didn't you do this, instead of that stupid stunt?!?!?!?!?!"... It felt just right what they did in this fairytale.

    In this last matrix, while I was waiting for the movie to go on... it just felt plain wrong!!

    This train station-thing was REAAAAALLLYYYY artificial for my analytical mind... (well, some "old ugly hacker-program" supposedly built this Neo-ghost-compatible transfer-plug-in accidentally resembling a "limbo" from countless fairytales ( bible? ) and computer games, daaaah?! )

    And specially while this mystical machine-attack, where sentinels acted EXTREAMLY stupid?! everybody who has ever played some starcraft or C&C knows, that only way to destroy a force many times more powerful is to know exactly from where it's coming and expecting, that after a savegame those things come and act stupid exactl

  322. I knew they will lose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and no, I'm not a smartass. It's just because if you ponder about movies 1&2 and specially animatrix which the second renaissance is plain scary but is the key of the story: Humans and machines destroyed the Earth, so ok let's say Neo wins, save Zion and have a Final Fantasy-esque ending with Trinity... for spend the rest of their lives eating white slime and wandering in a rotten planet? No plants, no animals, no fresh air, no humans, nothing! just corposes and junk everywhere. Matrix really could have a happy-sugar ending like hollywood likes to do? Anyway I'm glad this Matrix hype will end for some time until the next hypermaketing "masterpice" hype.

  323. Unbelievable comparison by imaginate · · Score: 1, Troll

    SUSPENSE??? In the first one???

    Which one is he going to take, the red pill or the blue pill???

    Is he going to pass the test??? I'm not sure! I've never seen a movie before!

    Is he actually going to be "The One"??? Gee, lemme think...

    Is he actually dead, or will he come back with the aid of a girl yelling at him??? (bet you never saw that one before *cough* Abyss *cough*)

    After the first half hour of very promising filmmaking, the first matrix turned into a completely obvious, philosophically simplistic pile of crap. Amazingly, the second one went down hill from there... big surprise that the third is worse.

    I mean, where do you get off even *thinking* that there was actual suspense in the first matrix? Did you really not know what was going to happen?

    I am sorry if this seems like flaming (and sorry 'bout all those ? marks), but really, I just don't get how people see the first Matrix and see good filmmaking. If Trinity had turned out to be "The One," that at least would have been interesting... but instead is was the same ol' shlep, pretending to be sci-fi.

    1. Re:Unbelievable comparison by kasparov · · Score: 3, Insightful
      When I first saw Matrix, I hadn't really heard about it, so it suprised the hell out of me. I remember thinking during the opening scene--"Damn. She's a bad ass. I wonder if she's the 'bad guy'." Since I had absolutely no idea what the movie was going to be about (no, I hadn't seen a trailer or anything), I found the original movie extremely suspensful. Hell, I found out about the matrix about the same time that Neo did. Would it have been suspenseful if I had already known the basic premise of the movie? Probably not.

      So how could any of the sequels have the same kind of suspense? We already know a lot of the story, so there isn't nearly as much room for surprise.

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    2. Re:Unbelievable comparison by yurigoul · · Score: 1

      Suspense IS by definition that you know something more than the people who play their part in the movie. Hitchcocks favorite supsense mechanism was a story about a man being accused of something he did not do. The audience knows this and as a result feels for the hero. It is a very economical way of telling a story that is also used in the first Matrix to keep the audience with the story and explain some complicated stuff to them.

      Suspense is never about 'is he the one?' but more about 'how will he get to realize he is?'

      Compare the way the Matrix is explained to us to the way Spielberg explains jurrasic parc to us. Spielberg needs an hour or so and bores us to death because he gives a lecture. In the Matrix this is done in less time but because a mixture of suspense and surprise is used we don't want to miss a second of it.

      Suspense is a game of creating expectations and fulliling them most of the time, and sometimes surprising us. And that game makes want to watch a movie untill the very end. In the first Matrix that game is played very well, whereas in the second and third Matrix only surprise is used in combination with breathtaking special effects. The fun part is however that these special effects are percieved as being boring by most of the viewers that left a testemony here. And in my opinion that is caused by the lack of suspense. If they had used suspense they could have done with a little less CG (but needles to say I LOVE CG) and they could have had a far better result.

      People need to believe what they see with their heart and their brain first. Eyes come second because the brain can tell the eyes they have seen something that was not there. And suspense helps us to see that. Or - in some cases - a good psychosis.

    3. Re:Unbelievable comparison by imaginate · · Score: 1

      Look, what I'm saying is this - to compare the kind of suspense in the Matrix to a Hitchcock movie is incredibly unfair.

      In Psycho, for instance, the initial shock comes from the fact that the primary character, the one we've been shown that we should identify with, gets brutally killed. This was a revolution in filmmaking, and it leaves the audience hanging, not knowing what they are left with. The character they are forced to follow turns out to be two parts of a character that we've been set up to believe exist, but doesn't. There's suspense because we are unsure, because the whole film is set up to put us on edge.

      Now admittedly, the Matrix is not shooting for terror or that kind of suspense, but what I was trying to say in my last post (I kind of flew off the handle there) was that the suspense in the Matrix is almost all lip service.

      The characters in the movie tell us that maybe his isn't "The One," but did anyone for a second believe he might not be? Did you ever think he might really choose the blue pill (on that note, what kind of good philosophy is that simple?) Even though the characters in the movie think he might be dead, did you ever actually believe he wouldn't come back to life just like every other movie where that happens?

      What amazes me about the Matrix is not that it followed the Joseph Campbell (lamely abridged by Joseph Vogler) structure, it was that it was so *obvious* at doing so. Check it, it's like chapter 8 in Vogler, we must question once again whether or not the character is going to make it - - - but that doesn't mean it has to be so *lame*.

      I just think that they're two different orders of filmmaking, and though I could see a comparison of the brother's earlier film "Bound" with Hitchcock, it seems completely demeaning to do the same with the Matrix.

      P.S. I agree that the first fifteen minutes of the Matrix were very good. In fact, I think that the *reason* the rest of the movie pisses me off so much is that it *could have been* so good, instead of falling into formula.

    4. Re:Unbelievable comparison by yurigoul · · Score: 1

      Same here:) Well, I had seen part of the trailer and thought Trinity was some kind of robot because of the way a program was downloaded into her over phone.

    5. Re:Unbelievable comparison by imaginate · · Score: 1

      I agree with you about the CG in the 2nd film... but I think that's because every single scene escalates and ends *exactly like you think it will*. There is no shift during the scene, no sudden flip-flop (as there was in the first 10 minutes of the Matrix).

      What repeatedly bummed me out so much as the Matrix progressed was the feeling of, "Oh, they're not going to do *that* old trick are they? Yup... yup... that's exactly what they're doing." It felt like they were always taking the most obvious route out of a situation, and for a movie that started out so smart, it was upsetting to me that it would then go for really generic hollywood moves.

      Bound never does this. It keeps you rolling and twisting - that, and the suspense is almost all created visually, rather than through characters *telling* you something is dangerous. In Bound, or in a Hitchcock movie, you *see* that it is dangerous. The Matrix script is constantly resorting to stuff like, "Is he going to make it?" and, "Is he really The One?" to the point where it just makes me feel like the filmmakers treating their audience like morons.

      I agree also that there's something to the coming of age story, the idea that we're rooting for a character to find out who they are... but I guess that's why I think it would have been such a great twist if Trinity had turned out to be The One instead of the more obvious (and more dull) Reeves.

      C'est la vie. People like it. I guess I just don't think that the way the story is told in the Matrix ends up being very compelling.

    6. Re:Unbelievable comparison by yurigoul · · Score: 1

      I read an earlier draft of the Matrix 1 Script. There are some subtle differences, but these differences make it much more convincing.

      In the earlier draft it is Trinity who says: let's go in and save morpheus. In the final version the choice Neo makes to go in is an important step on his path to becomming the one. He made a choice, all you ask yourself after you have seen him doing it: what will happen because of that?

      There is not much about suspense, surprise etc in my post. Matrix 1 is no Hitchcock, it is no Memento, it is no Dark City. But what I do see is that during the making of part 1 they knew how to tell a story. Probably they hired some script expert who made subtle changes. When they made part 2 and 3 I guess they never went through that process. It is all about the visuals.

    7. Re:Unbelievable comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there were quite a few surprises in the sequels. (More than one Neo? WTF?) They were just poorly executed. Instead the surprises being teased out during the course of the movie, they are flatly presented in a monotone monologue.

  324. Stop living in the past? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    What are you, a blinded fanboy?

    I think you got hooked on the last scene in the first movie and can't se past it-- as if the next 2 movies were somehow supposed to be focused around it.

    Seeing as how it was the major bomb dropped in Reloaded at the last minute along with the Architect scene, everyone thought this.

    The plot evolves to become what it is.. More depth is unravelled as you go.

    Typical vague bullshit. Look, the story is just not interesting and unfulfilling. You can justify that all you want but it doesn't change the way it is. What depth is unravelled? There are no twists or answers.

    Doesn't it bother you that we still don't know the answer to the question, "What is the Matrix?" Really, what is it? A power plant? A peer-to-peer computing environment? We'll never know.

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  325. BOYCOTTED - Matrix #2 and Matrix Regurgitated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The Second Matrix Movement sucked so bad,
    I boycotted all Matrix products...

    I know my $9 will not go to further the production of such bland filth.

    How about a little Buckaroo Bonzi ?

  326. Correction by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Seeing as how it was the major bomb dropped in Reloaded at the last minute along with the Architect scene, everyone thought this.

    My mistake, you were talking about the ending in the first Matrix.

    Yes, everyone wanted, heaven forbid, the people of the Matrix to be freed, because those people represented US. We don't care about Zion and never did. That wasn't what the first movie was about.

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  327. As usual... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    As usual, Matrix fans defend aspects of the movies using the reasons behind them.

    That has absolutely no bearing on whether it's actually INTERESTING or not.

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    1. Re:As usual... by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
      That has absolutely no bearing on whether it's actually INTERESTING or not.

      Specifically what are you referring to?

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    2. Re:As usual... by heliocentric · · Score: 1

      mostly OT: but FYI, your latest JE doesn't have comments enabled, and it sure looks like you were hoping for a discussion to start.

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    3. Re:As usual... by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      Thx

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    4. Re:As usual... by heliocentric · · Score: 1

      Ummm... I see you added "Update: forgot to enable comments ;P" to it, but I'm still not seeing a reply. For the record, I don't really have anything to say there since I haven't seen past Matrix Release 1.0, but unless there's something wrong with slashcode, comments just aren't being enabled. I just thought you'd like to know something got borked.

      Since you've friended me I can't see how even picking one of thoes sub-set based enabling of comments would exclude me.

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    5. Re:As usual... by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      Still not working? I think there must be a bug...I thought I enabled them in the first place.

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    6. Re:As usual... by heliocentric · · Score: 1

      I just go to here (https://slashdot.org/~GreyWolf3000/journal/51382) and it just ends with your text and linkage to "list all journal entries."

      That's it, end of story, do not pass Go, go not collect $200.

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  328. I did a lot of thinking about this one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I soulsearched a lot, along the lines you describe. My conclusion was that I'd go see Revolution even if it was just two hours consisting of nothing but a repeating two-second clip of Keanu going "Whoah."

    ...like you say, I'd go just to hear the rest of the story.

    Then again, from what I hear, the substance of that rest of the story may be slightly less intriguing and slightly more predictable than my portrayal above...

  329. JRR Tolkien is spinning in his grave! by genner · · Score: 1

    I weep for our educational system, if kids aren't being exposed to these classic stories in book form.

    1. Re:JRR Tolkien is spinning in his grave! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOTR is still contemporary. Read Verne or Swift or something if it's classics you want.
      Noflame.

  330. +1 Funny by Nasarius · · Score: 1

    I'm an Emacs fan, and that was amusing :)

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  331. They never, ever claimed that. There was talk of the sequels even during the filming of the first one.

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  332. I find it utterly hilarious by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
    That so many people are (mis)pronouncing the title, calling it "Revelations" You couldn't be more right. I thought these guys had more sense than to go the awful religious wanna-be Jesus route.

    The movie sucked.

    The relgious rhetoric and innuendo was so much it could make me puke.

    NOTHING relevant was answered

    NO depth was added...#2 left SO many possible ways to go with the movie. #3 persued NONE of them. At least it didn't end with a cheesy "love conquers all" ending. Instead it was some spiritual crucifixtion crap...if I heard "believe" one more time in that movie, I woulda torn my ears off.

    How long do you expect someone to watch a single man yelling at the top of his lungs while shooting huge guns at the same boring stream of robots? The dock seem was the BIGGEST waste of time (and I thought they couldn't outdo the orgy scene in #2...well they DID)

    Same canned, stupid, cheesy speeches...I think Smith was the only redeemable dialouge.

    Where's the kung fu? A grand total of maybe 15 minutes? maybe 20? Hell, even the last battle was boring as sin. They did the whole "fly towards each other and collide" attack like 10 times during that fight.

    SOOOO much was rehashed...Trinity's kick move...the "gunfire with pillars" scene...everything!

    How the hell did he even win at the end? Smith wins the battle, Neo wins the war? None of that made sense, nor was even a HINT of an explanation given...bah.



    This movie had such potential, and they blew it. Another case of "woo, we can do special effects and try to be deep by rehashing the same tired plotlines of 100 other movies" I'll take solace in that it could have been much much worse.

  333. Don't ask me what I think of the movie by ckrause · · Score: 1

    Ask him. He's the one that believes in sequels.

    1. Re:Don't ask me what I think of the movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

  334. Trilogy? by dgagley · · Score: 1

    Technically isn't Lord of the Rings a single (long) story. When I first red the book no-one called it a Trilogy. I have heard that later it was broken up into its three parts but is still not considered a true trilogy.

    As far as the Matrix. I would have been better to leave it as a single movie (the first one) and let the imagination of the idividual to end it instead of stretching the storyline to a thin second and third sequence.

    I liked the second one mainly for some of the visuals more than the story.

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  335. Re: well said by Wilk4 · · Score: 1

    good points on the architect's conversation and the issues of choice.

  336. The Animatrix is the best ... by F_SMASH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not to be too offtopic, but I think "The Second Renaissance" (Parts 1 & 2) from the Animatrix are the best parts of the whole friggin 'Matrix Universe'

    These two mini-movies contain more truth and brutal reality than all other Matrix movies combined.

    Just my 2cents...

  337. Re: Stephen Donaldson's white gold wielder series by Wilk4 · · Score: 1
    Catbella wrote: "To defeat the enemy he had to let Smith win, something he had never done before. Most likely he just kept fighting until he died, in the prior cycles of his last confrontation with Smith. But this time, with Trinity's loss and sacrifice still fresh as a bloody wound in his mind, Neo was able to understand that he had to lose, and in losing, take control of Smith."

    that sounds a lot like the final answer that Thomas Covenant found in Stephen Donaldson's white gold wielder series... interesting...

  338. Re:Maybe a remkae of the 1984 Game Alternate Reali by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly it was orginally programmed for the Apple// series then ported over to the Atari's. As were many games at that time. (Apple having a larger userbase.)

    Very fun game, I have even found myself breaking out my Apple//e emu and playing it for some odd reason every now and then.

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  339. Should have been just one movie, not a trilogy. by chris_7d0h · · Score: 1

    The Matrix, the first movie in the trilogy was a clever piece of work. Lots of philosophical undertones and it introduced a lot of new stuff we hadn't seen in movies before (read cool effects and well choreographed wushu scenes). The second one was mediocre; the same effects, only in larger amounts, but had a few additions (new characters and some interesting dialogue). Reloaded, we could accept as it was just transportation between the first and the third movie.

    Now to the third movie, the finale.
    The movie had very long scenes, which stretched on and on where they should have been cut to about half their length (someone was apparently sleeping at the editing table). It wasn't just that the scenes were long, they also didn't help propel the plot forward. Some scenes should also have been cut entirely, like the train station scene, or 90% of the zion scenes, as neither did anything for the plot.

    When the audience starts laughing at scenes where the director intends tension, relief or the audience to be impressed, then something is very wrong with the movie.

    What bugged me the most was that there was NOTHING new in this movie at all. No new central characters, no revelations or explanations of any kind to any thing or concept revealed in the previous movies. In short, this movie was a huge let down, not even capable of wearing the coat of a fast paced, somber action movie.

    I'll conclude with a "to-the-point" summary of the entire movie (which also happened to be the most common word uttered in the cinema when the end credits started rolling by): CRAP!

    PS. There was actually one actor who, when the opportunity for acting appeared, performed above average (as opposed to the rest of the cast): Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith. Unfortunately 5 minutes of >>acting<< is a bit expensive given the ticket price at $12.

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  340. there are no easy answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I liked Revolutions and I liked all three films. I could write for hours on all of the reasons why. The only real point I want to make is that I liked them because within the context of enjoyable fantasy flicks, I did not feel like the Wachowski brothers talked down to me, pandered to me, were at all pedantic, and most of all they asked me to work and think. I think they didn't try to hand me easy answers. And I think they didn't try to give the answers to life's biggest questions to the attention deficient of the world through flashy cinematography; to me, they asked me to consider a scenario based on the facts of this world -- one with many views of religion and philosophy, with many theories of mathematics and physics, with death and war, and with language and words and ideas like free will and love -- and in this scenario they asked us to contemplate what we think is real or myth or deception, and what really makes us human; especially since so many in this world are trying to achieve Artificial Intelligence. And since I was intrigued by the Wachowski brothers? scenario, I have engaged other people who have different knowledge and experience than me to learn what they think about the different themes and dialogue presented in these movies; and I have read different articles and essays and even re-read some of my favorite philosophers as I have considered their scenario. I agree with Soren Kierkegaard's idea that knowledge gained from a well written piece is gained through hard work by the reader. I think these movies challenged me in the same way that many writers challenge me, but just in a very different medium -- and in a medium where many people look for easy symbolism and easy answers so that they can walk out of the theater and forget.
    So, if you don't like the movies, oh well, forget about it and move on; if you liked them, keep talking.

  341. MOD PARENT UP! by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

    Finally, an analysis that makes a bit of sense.

    I still think it's all just a little *too* convenient, but at least it makes sense of what appears (on the surface), to be a shallow and pointless film.

    I'm sure this will grow on me over time, but I still expected more from the Wachowskis...

    cLive ;-)

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by Bros · · Score: 1

      Another possible explanation would be what the Oracle said: Smith is the opposite of Neo. Putting them together cancels them out, like (+1)+(-1)=0

  342. Re:Maybe a remkae of the 1984 Game Alternate Reali by taradfong · · Score: 1

    I'm certain it's the other way around, because Phil Price was an Atari fanatic.

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  343. Very satisfying end! (very small spoiler) by haggar · · Score: 1

    Hey, don't take one person's opinion as the only truth - and the review that was attached to this article is really shallow and comes indeed from a shallow viewer.

    First, the ending: it was excellent because it wasn't a "they lived happily everafter" crap, but rather a "think about it" thing. It is a very bittersweet ending, and one that makes you think and imagine the consequences and future of the matrix.

    Then: No action? What was that 30+ minutes of mindblowing robot vs. human hardware fight? Don't tell me you were not immersed, I don't buy that.

    Plot holes? Shit, I will need the next few weeks to actually connect the whole thing together, and I have thoroughly studied the previous two episodes so I should be well prepared - and this guy talks about holes in the plot? I can't see any, but mostly, I don't see how one can spot them this early. If anything, "Revolutions" has clarified a lot of questions from "Reloaded", but these clarifications are probably NOT what many were expecting.

    All things considered, the Matrix trilogy is, from my vantage point, an excellent film noir and sci-fi in addition to pioneering some groundbreaking cinematographic methodologies which are now being copied by so many movies. I hope people will still remember that Matrix did it first, and damn well, too.

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  344. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** and ROTK by mr_sas · · Score: 1

    because then frodos and sams part would be major boring crap and reduced to a few minutes i guess. Can't see people enjoying a crawl through what's practically a desert for half a film.

  345. if information == power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly, the memetic impacts of the first movie was too much of a challenge to the world power structure. They feared that we IT workers might break out of our cubes and try to live real lives had the dangerous ideas of the first movie been allowed to progress.

    Ahh....Mr Smith, yes sir, ill get right on those bug fixes sir....

  346. Just like "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you didn't see the previous Kevin Smith films (e.g. Mall Rats, Clercks, Dogma, Chasing Amy), you simply canot understand half of the jokes/references...

  347. Thumbs up. by OpenSourceOfAllEvil · · Score: 1

    Way less adrenaline, way less cool fight correography than previous, but so what?

    If you want the action and newness of the original just pop it in your DVD player. If you want over the top impossiblity of the action in #2 the go watch that.

    The Matrix Trilogy is one of the few big studio franchises that doesn't rehash the first movie as many times as they think they can get away with it.

    Revolutions is what it is. It is the conclusion, it is the winding down and the end of everything that went before it. So sit back and relax and remember it's a movie. And there'll be books and such to milk, I mean fill in the blanks.

  348. Original "The Matrix" slashdot article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone have a link to the slashdot posting for the original movie? I was feeling like some nostalgia but I couldn't find it... :(

  349. The lost art of trolling by revividus · · Score: 1
    Absolutely correct. I came to the conclusion awhile back that `trolling' used to mean something far more interesting and humorous than it now is taken for, at least on /. kibo.com has some great examples of this sort of thing.

    I have noticed, however, that the really clever, funny, `troll' posts (such as the one you replied to), are still usually modded up funny.

    Even if we've changed the meaning of words a little, at least some people maintain a sense of humor...

  350. It WAS a dreary disappointing mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first one was AWESOME. Reloaded was OK.

    Revolutions didn't suck, but it was a dissatisfying ending. I don't know about plot holes, but how many story lines can you really satisfy without turning it into a fucking soap opera?

  351. Is this not always the case? by Population · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone who does not like a movie that someone else liked did not "get" it.

    This can be taken a number of ways. From the "you aren't smart enough to understand it" to "you aren't cool enough to understand the references" down to "you aren't uneducated enough to think that this material hasn't been done to death already".

    How many people want to watch 12 hours of "Barney"? Dude, you just don't "get" Barney.

    But there are lots of 3 year olds that would love that.

    And they'll watch it over and over and over.

    The Matrix was a decent movie. A little bit off on the science bit (human batteries) with some light philosophy thrown in and lots of guns and explosions and a hot chick in leather.

    The sequels aren't as good. There's the "Matrix" world which is a computer simulation but the computers have real locations in the real world.

    Now there is a "world between"?

    They aren't keep up with their philosophy. There is the real world, there is the fantasy world that you have to wake up from, but now there is a third reality?

    The way the fantasy world affects the real world is with the squids. They don't need the Smith character in the real world. He doesn't provide any clarification of the plot.

    Neo should not be affecting the squids in the real world. Fantasy powers should stay in the fantasy world. I can accept that you die in the real world if you're killed in the fantasy world because that injects an element of danger. Otherwise, there wouldn't be any real threat to people operating in the Matrix.

    The biggest problem I see with this trilogy is that it wasn't planned to be a trilogy. The second movie invalidated parts of the first movie and the third movie invalidated parts of the first and second movies.

  352. 'The Matrix: Exposed' by bettiwettiwoo · · Score: 1

    The Weekly Standard's Jonathan V. Last has written a scathing review, The Matrix: Exposed of the 'The Matrix: Revolutions'. Typical quotation: '"Revolutions" reveals that underneath the philosophy, allegory, and intellectual pretension of "The Matrix" is a great big wad of nothing.'

    His article points to the site Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics which Last claims will have a field day with the latest Matrix installment. ISMP rated Matrix: Reloaded RP = Retch.

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  353. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  354. Ironically... by SPYvSPY · · Score: 1

    ...and I am in no way defending the crap that is The Matrix here. But, ironically, the stated intellectual source for the Matrix series (Jean Baudrillard) echoes your views on "supersaturation" of media influence. The stupid part, both in Baudrillard's writing and in The Matrix, is that he goes on to conclude that this is proof that there is no God/creator/mastermind/meaning in the universe.

  355. Bollocks by goldcd · · Score: 1

    Best trilogies have superior 2nd part. First self contained film is so good it gets sequels, 2nd film allows proper story to be built, thrid just ties up the loose ends.
    i.e. Empire Strikes Back and Godfather II.

  356. Form vs content? by Population · · Score: 1

    Don't forget terrible editing. Watch "Assassination Tango" for an example of that.

    Don't forget bad acting. It can have a great story with awesome cinematography and plain bad acting.

    The original movie was good. But after that, I think they suffer from bad writing (content), poor acting and terrible editing (shorten the scenes).

    On the plus side, they have great effects and very nice cinematography.

  357. and if he doesn't? by Population · · Score: 1

    If the movie doesn't have him waking up as Alice did, what does that make the series?

    1. Re:and if he doesn't? by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      I have no idea yet.

      Maybe the answer is that Neo "woke up" from the dream in the first movie, and that the "real world" is something other than retelling Alice's journey.

    2. Re:and if he doesn't? by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      Well, I've seen it, I like it, but I need to mull it over.

      I did find another parallel:

      "Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop." Alice in Wonderland

      "Everything that has a beginning has an end." The Oracle, The Matrix Revolutions

      It is a retelling of the Alice books, but it may even go into more of Lewis Carroll's writing, not just those two books...this will take some thought...

  358. Return of the Matrix -- The Sequel, Episode $$$ by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

    Return of the Matrix -- The Sequel, Episode $$$

    Scene I

    Setting: In the swamps of Zion.

    Morpheus: [ with much spit and slobber ]
    B-b-b-b-b ... Neo! Yousa da one!

    Neo: [ questioningly ]
    Dude?

    Morpheus:
    Yousa gonna teach Z-z-z-zion howza fight! B-b-b-b-b-b!

    Neo: [ righteously ]
    Dude.

    Trinity:
    Help us, Johnny Mnemonic! You're our only hope!

    Neo: [ emphatically ]
    Dude!

    Scene II

    Setting: In the Matrix world, which looks suspiciously like Rivendell placed on the Forest Moon of Endor.

    Agent Smith:
    Hobbits ... are a disease. And I -- we -- are the cure.

    Neo: [ puzzled ]
    Dude?

    [ Agent SMITH divides like an amoeba, but unsuccessfully. The second Agent MINI-SMITH is only 1/4 the size of the original. ]

    Mini-Smith:
    Ki-yii!
    [ Uses martial arts to punch and kick NEO, along with the larger SMITH. ]

    Neo: [ startled ]
    Dudes!

    [ Fighting ensues. At each punch at a SMITH, the SMITH divides into more MINI-SMITHS. The MINI-SMITHS mainly try to bite NEO's crotch. ]

    Neo: [ pleading ]
    Dudes!!??!!

    [ All the population of ZION appears. Most of them look like Ewoks. Most of the Ewoks of ZION are wearing pink.]

    Ewoks of Zion: [ caringly ]
    Ooooo! They're so cute!!!

    [ ZION swarms MINI-SMITHS ]

    Mini-Smiths:
    Nooooo!!
    [ MINI-SMITHS run away; as they are beaten they are dividing into more MICRO-MINI-SMITHS on the way. ]

    Neo: [ victoriously ]
    Dudes!!!

    SCENE III

    Setting: A parade field in the landing bay of an Imperial Star Destroyer.

    Trinity:
    For bravery in the face of danger, and the best played game of 3D Tic-Tac-Toe Hogwarts has seen in many a year, I award you this diploma. No, wait, you get the medal.

    [ TRINITY kisses NEO ]
    Neo: [ lustily ]
    Dudette!

    Ewoks:
    Awwww!

    [ EWOKS break into joyous song of celebration. Roll credits. ]

    SCENE IV

    Setting: Theatre lobbies around the nation.

    Audience: [ waving pitchforks and brandishing torches ]
    We want our money back!

    Wachowskis: [ laughing, on the way to bank ]
    Ka-ching, suckers! Did you really think it would end any other way?

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    1. Re:Return of the Matrix -- The Sequel, Episode $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have paid twice as much to see this movie than Revolutions. In fact, I'm just going to forget Reloaded and Revolutions ever existed. I want to remember nothing, here me, nothing!

    2. Re:Return of the Matrix -- The Sequel, Episode $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good acting from Neo

    3. Re:Return of the Matrix -- The Sequel, Episode $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah.

    4. Re:Return of the Matrix -- The Sequel, Episode $$$ by drcagn · · Score: 1

      I feel the same way. I'm just going to continue thinking The Matrix was the only movie.

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  359. If anybody missed the sequence after the credits by goldcd · · Score: 1

    I sneaked my DV camera into the cinema and have hosted a grab of it here

  360. Matrix mystery explained by Mdeliberto · · Score: 1

    I understand I get the movie now. Let me say this, anyone who truly undertands the movie, will like it. They will most likely love it. let me say this. No one can make you understand the matrix, no one should tell you how to understand the matrix. You have to do it by yourself. It is the journey to understanding the movies that makes all worth-while. Plus after completing your journey you now love the movies, because you see their enriching plots, their ability to answer so many questions, and their ability to make you pose so many more. It helps every human complete the holes in their belief system that it makes you want more. After seeing the movies and now that I understand them, I realize their purpose and my purpose in wathcing them. I have taken so much away from these movies that I feel that I can live with out fear. I would tell you how I understand it, but that would prevent you from completeing your journey as well. If you really want me to explain to you how I undertsand it, e-mail me, and I will gladly explain to you my undertsanding of the movie.

  361. so uh... by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    so...um.... uh..

    what is the matrix?

  362. Which is Obviously the Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is the point of the Matrix franchise:

    (a) We are living in a synthetic reality.
    (b) The Real objective reality is just as shallow and meaningless as the perceived synthetic reality.

    The Matrix was brilliant because it was one of the first main stream movies to point this out.

  363. bravo. about right. by real_smiff · · Score: 1

    well said. i *never* liked The Matrix, and it seems it's finally safe to say that around here. in my opinion this series is/was the *worst* kind of movie - that which thinks it's clever, but really isn't. This is why i think even ummm risking destroying my credibility Charlie's Angels ('stupid, knows it's stupid') is a better movie than the Matrix and something like Blade Runner is a far better movie if you want sci-fi (really has some clever and sensible ideas underneath). Despite being a 'geek' I actually don't like Sci-Fi as a genre so i can't make better recommendations. Turning out this bad (i was expecting it to be bad, just not to get this bad a reaction) just proves to me i was right all along - the much-hailed Wachowski (sp?) brothers never did have anything worth saying anyway. Shame. a huge waste of everyone's time, money and lives - it takes no more effort from most of the crew to make a movie from a good plot than a bad one, but the people at the top seem to forget you can't polish a turd. these movies, if you will, are turds.

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  364. Meaning of "Sati" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Mindfulness is the English translation of the Pali word 'Sati.' Sati is an activity. What exactly is that? Well, this is one of those questions without a precise answer, at least not in words. Words are devised by the symbolic levels of the mind and they describe those realities with which symbolic thinking deals. Mindfulness (Sati) is pre-symbolic. It is not shackled to logic. Nevertheless, Mindfulness can be experienced - rather easily - and it can be described, as long as you keep in mind that the words are only fingers pointing at the moon. They are not the thing itself. The actual experience lies beyond the words and above the symbols. Mindfulness could be described in completely different terms than will be used here and each description could still be correct.

    Mindfulness (Sati) is a subtle process that you are using at this very moment. The fact that this process lies above and beyond words does not make it unreal - quite the reverse. Mindfulness is the reality which gives rise to words - the words that follow are simply pale shadows of reality. So, it is important to understand that everything that follows here is an analogy. It is not going to make perfect sense. Please don't sit around scratching your head and trying to figure it all out. In fact, the meditational technique called Vipassana (insight) that was introduced by the Buddha about twenty-five centuries ago is a set of mental activities specifically aimed at experiencing a state of uninterrupted Mindfulness or Sati.

    When you first become aware of something there is a fleeting instant of pure awareness just before you conceptualize he thing, before you identify it. That is a stage of Mindfulness (Sati). Ordinarily, this stage is very short. It is that flashing split second just before you focus your eyes on the thing, just before you focus your mind on the thing, just before you objectify it, clamp down on it mentally and segregate it from the rest of existence. It takes place just before ,you start thinking about it - before that little 'yak, yak' machine inside your skull says, "Oh, it's a dog." That flowing, soft-focused moment of pure awareness is Mindfulness (Sati). In that brief flashing mind- moment you experience a thing as an un-thing. You experience a softly flowing moment of pure experience that is interlocked with the rest of reality, not separate from it. Mindfulness is very much like what you see with your peripheral vision as opposed to the hard focus of normal or central vision. Yet this moment of soft, unfocused, awareness contains a very deep sort of knowing that is lost as soon as you focus your mind and objectify the object into a thing. In the process of ordinary perception, the Mindfulness (Sati) step is so fleeting as to be unobservable. We have developed the habit of squandering our attention on all the remaining steps, focusing on the perception, cognizing the perception, labeling it, and most od all, getting involved in a long string of symbolic thought about it. That original moment of Mindfulness just gets lost in the shuffle. It is the purpose of the above mentioned Vipassana (or insight) meditation to train us to prolong that moment of awareness.

    When this Mindfulness (Sati) is prolonged by using proper techniques, you find that this experience is profound and it changes your whole view of the universe. This state of perception has to be learned, however, and it takes regular practice. Once you learn the technique, you will find that Mindfulness has a number of interesting characteristics.

  365. IMAX version by FiftyBucks · · Score: 1

    At least the preview for the NASCAR IMAX flick that they ran before this tedious 3rd chapter was COOL!

    1. Re:IMAX version by rocketsled · · Score: 0

      I sat in the front row at the IMAX version of "Revoltions" and it made my brain melt. NASCAR goooood.. droool..

  366. Heh, did you waste a trip to the Mann Village? by sideshow · · Score: 1

    I had bad feelings about this movie and after seeing it I'm glad I stayed in Granada Hills.

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  367. Better Than Reloaded but Not as Good as Advertised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After two viewings this morning, I've decided that this movie is ok. I say that realizing that the Wachowski bros made a HUGE mess of the franchise with the release of Reloaded. Seeing the gaping problems in Reloaded be sewn up here to some extent makes me say this movie isn't too bad. Granted, it steals most of the "good" scenes and ideas from other movies but its still entertaining. Still a little light on the philosophy compared to the first (which is a bad thing) but since Reloaded had none to speak of, this is another improvement. And thank god those twin things aren't in this. Yikes.

  368. Claptrap by passthecrackpipe · · Score: 1

    *emotional*? Revolutions was not emotional, it was claptrap - I just came out of the cinema, and the *only* good moment was when Neo was looking at Trinitry, the air laden with tension and unspoken promises, and Neo says: "I have something to tell you", and I shouted "I wanna have sex with your sister!". Most people were still sniggering 30 minutes later......

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    1. Re:Claptrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Damn kids and their trolls

    2. Re:Claptrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing you weren't in my theater. You'd have ended up with a few extra holes in the head, perfect for simulating your favorite characters in the movie.

    3. Re:Claptrap by Kombat · · Score: 1


      Hyuk hyuk, sex is funny, hyuk, hyuk, "your sister," that's hilarious. You're really funny. So clever.

      You're lucky you didn't get killed with that juvenile, pre-pubescent, thinly veiled cry for the attention your parents clearly deny you.

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  369. Re:[Spoilers] All about the context by Enucite · · Score: 1


    6. Willful suspension of disbelief, although that might be a bit much to ask. I would say his whole jacking in is a little odd but maybe he's got some WIFI going on or something.


    A simpler explanation would be that their "Real World" is no different from the Matix. The only difference being that the people living there think they've escaped from a computer-based world instead of being born into it.

  370. Back in a coma? by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    "Matrix finale could put you back in a coma,"

    Uhm... does that mean they think it's good or bad?

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  371. Critics Hated Star Wars: I Call BS by Nova+Express · · Score: 1

    > The critics hated "Citizen Kane", "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Star Wars" at the time.

    I call BS. Star Wars had a two page review (along with a cover corner teaser) in Time magazine calling it "THE BEST FILM OF THE YEAR" when it came out. I'm sure there were some critics who hated Star Wars, but it was by no means a universal or even majority opinion.

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  372. Fight scene in Logos was not extraneous by msuzio · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have to disagree (with most of what you said, but let's just focus on this one, because I think I can make a convincing point on this one).

    In the fight scene we get:

    - Bane/Smith making some good exposition about how much he, the machine, still hates humans and "living in the flesh". It is clear that Smith really is Neo's antithesis -- he will never want "peace", neither with the humans nor with the other machines.
    - Bane/Smith blinds Neo physically...
    - ...which forces Neo to make the final connections. Blinded, he makes the final connection to his 'powers' -- he 'sees' Bane, and it is apparent that this is as suprising to him at it is to Bane. He achieves the final control he needs not only to penetrate the machine world's defenses physically, but to achieve the control he needs to defeat Smith in the Matrix, and to reprogram the Matrix at the end (what, you think that the 'Neo-Matrix' looking nicer is just a coincidence?)

    The fight takes Neo's physical sight. That is the final link to his gnosis -- he is now totally cut off from 'seeing' the world of illusion, he sees the world as energy and knows how to manipulate that energy.

  373. not a good sign... by BlakeCaldwell · · Score: 1

    It's November 5th, and here in Pennsylvania it's thundering and lightening outside...

    I guess God just saw Revolutions....

  374. KAZAA SIG2DAT SCREENER DVD LINKS - XVID 48khz aud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  375. Re:Better than the second, first is still the best by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    The dialog at the end with Agent Smith was great. Best part of the movie, IMHO.

    Lessee...

    "Kick punch *fly around* punch punch"

    "Spin-kick punch kick *fly around* kick"

    Its like Shakespear man!

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  376. Well I really enjoyed it. by Muggins+the+Mad · · Score: 1

    Aside from missing most of the action scenes (stop bloody using strobes everywhere people! Not cool for some of us!), I really enjoyed Revolutions.

    All time great, wonderful movie? No.
    Best acting I've ever seen? Nope.
    Some Really Bad Science? Certainly.

    Fun, action filled adventure with a bit of tension, a bit of fun philosophy, and some over the top in a fun kind of way special effects? Sure.

    But then, I thought similarly about the first one.

    - Muggins the Mad

  377. Well... by hamsterdude · · Score: 1

    Have people realised why the sequals were so bad? It's because they lacked what made the first film so appealing - Geeky hacker types suddenly given the ability to KICK ARSE!!!! It's what all the geeky target audience dream of, and zion seemed a particularly un-geeky place (note the lack of tron posters). And why may I ask is the saviour of humankind played by the most robotic actor out there?

  378. Condition of Zion by archivis · · Score: 1

    Zion itself isn't all that beaten up - the Dock is toast, but as for getting in and out, someone bored a nice access shaft right down to the city. If you've got peace with the machines it shouldn't be too hard to put in a freakin elevator. Or just pour some of that horrible slime food down it...

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  379. Matrix 4: Reboot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What will happen, imho, is that W brothers will realize how much they sucked, so they will make a cheesy reasons something like "that movie was actually MAtrixes" fake version and blah blah blah and try to fix it in the 4th one, and give fans what they want. Then they will be hailed as the best movie writers ever, with people praising their VISION and how they "fooled" us and how trully smart they are. and etc etc..when in reality they just blew the 3rd ones ending to kingdom come (pun). You just watch there will be 4~

  380. spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://tinyurl.com/ttr4

  381. Haiku about it... by bennomatic · · Score: 1
    Well, here's my haiku about it:

    Everything which has
    a beginning has an end,
    believe it or not.

    I'll prob'ly revise it when I can think of something better. One of my best haiku was for Kill Bill:

    Fallen flower drifts
    down river red with rivals'
    freely flowing blood.

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  382. SPOILERS etc. etc. by SamSim · · Score: 1

    Good bits: ~Lessened pseudo-philosophical claptrap emphasis. ~CONSIDERABLY lessened bullet-time emphasis. ~Ace water fight scene - it's great to see such high-octane kicking-people-through-buildings action outside of Dragonball Z for the first time. And done rather better than DBZ come to that. No fireballs, but genuine tension and great moves. Excellent use of flight and zero-gee. ~Zion invasion scene was very cool to begin with. Especially liked the squids skittering across the walls. ~Mech-robo-suit things = cool, but needed windscreens. ~Sentinel swarming effect just makes you shiver, very nice. Bad bits: ~Disgraceful dialogue/acting during the first fifteen minutes, by everybody. Neo, the Asian trio, everybody. Lucas-esque dialogue stunk. This was slightly present throughout the movie but less noticeable later on. ~There is only one person in the entire universe who calls Neo "Mister Anderson" and Neo takes roughly fifteen minutes to recognise him, the dimwit. ~Trinity, Morpheus and Seraph look hilarious while chasing the long-haired dude. Watch out for it. These guys are supposed to have superhuman speed and strength in the Matrix, so why do they jog along a la Scooby Doo? ~First 25 minutes concerning Merovingian & subway were completely extraneous. ~Zion invasion scene went on slightly too long. Those two girls take AEONS to reload their bazooka. ~Buried Christianity references are fun for those who like to find them. SEETHINGLY OVERT Christianity references are not. Everything that has a beginning has an end. I can only assume this extends to peaceful man/machine coexistence.

  383. it depends what you were after... by carstenw · · Score: 1

    i just came back from the 20:30 imax showing in berlin. apart from the fact that i was in row k (for those who don't know this theatre, row k equates to "too damn close"), i had a good time and liked the movie.

    now i have to admit that before even the second movie came out, i had set aside all prejudice and decided that topping the first movie would be an impossible proposition, especially given the epic speech at the end. if the second (or the third) movie had followed the recipe, it would have been dreadfully boring.

    and i have to admit that i was watching with ulteriour motives. i work for mental images, and work on mental ray, the renderer used for the majority of the special effects in the movie, and i was just damn excited to see what esc and buf (and some other talented companies) had done with our software. so in a sense, those guys could do no wrong, as long as it looked good.

    and it looked damn good. apart from a couple of scenes near the middle which were so wishy-washy and obviously done with pixar's prman (around the time of the swarms of the sentinels which knocked over the crane), but hey, the rest was sharp and beautiful, and very mental ray (hey, that rhymes!).

    but seriously, the plot was thin on the ground, and the holes were large, and the unanswered questions many, and the philosophy was nearly totally absent. i don't know if anyone else out there likes writing, but i think at some point i might have some fun trying to write some short stories which tie up the loose stuff better than the movies did.

    but the action was fun, fast and furious. and it was a gorgeous sight. as they say, two out of three ain't bad. they were sequels after all. and i will wait for the director's cut dvd box set, with all the extra material, and then i will watch it again and again for all those little clues that i can never see the first (or the second) time around.

    it just depends what you were after...

  384. All right here is why it was.... ***SEMISPOILER*** by illumina+us · · Score: 1

    Ok throughout the whole movie I was saying WTF? And this is why it is, and why the matrix really will become a reality. Before I begin, let me define what the matrix really is: var x x == 1 do { matrix } while x == 1 My code may be a little off, but you get the idea. A possibility for this though is to allow the Matrix MMORPG to thrive. I already got done ranting about why the movie sucked with my friends and am a bit out of steam so here's why the matrix will really happen. As his dying wish, Bill Gates will have the first AI created, a subroutine of this AI will be to ultimately create the Matrix. Like all code from the company, it will be full of holes, hence the movie's plot. Also, eventually people will find buffer-underrun errors in this supposable "unhackable and secure program called Windows MtrX!" This is how they find out the Matrix exists and free people's minds. Now all they need to do is find a buffer-overflow to get rid of the damn thing. Neo's hacking skillz must have sucked, for he failed at the buffer-overflow.

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    -illumina+us "I put on my robe and wizard hat..."
  385. Highlander revisted by xixax · · Score: 1
    One thing that's interesting about the Matrix movies is that they've become a LOT of different things to a lot of different people.

    No, it's mostly become one thing... crap.

    Unfortunately they made the same mistake that Highlander did (besides the crapulent US edit). The initial movies neatly walked the line between the mundane and mythical world and as a result made the mythic tangible. The sequals are pedestrian C grade fantasy pieces that rely on SFX and "action". The sequels are not only bad, they manage to detract from the original film. Matrix is the Highlander all over again.

    Xix.

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  386. Re:All right here is why it was.... ***SEMISPOILER by illumina+us · · Score: 1

    I apologize for the double post, I am still not used to slashdot's posting methods, even though I've been on here for a while.

    Ok throughout the whole movie I was saying WTF? And this is why it is, and why the matrix really will become a reality.

    Before I begin, let me define what the matrix really is:

    var x x == 1 do { matrix } while x == 1

    My code may be a little off, but you get the idea. A possibility for this though is to allow the Matrix MMORPG to thrive. I already got done ranting about why the movie sucked with my friends and am a bit out of steam so here's why the matrix will really happen.

    As his dying wish, Bill Gates will have the first AI created, a subroutine of this AI will be to ultimately create the Matrix. Like all code from the company, it will be full of holes, hence the movie's plot. Also, eventually people will find buffer-underrun errors in this supposable "unhackable and secure program called Windows MtrX!" This is how they find out the Matrix exists and free people's minds. Now all they need to do is find a buffer-overflow to get rid of the damn thing. Neo's hacking skillz must have sucked, for he failed at the buffer-overflow.

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    -illumina+us "I put on my robe and wizard hat..."
  387. Re:All right here is why it was.... ***SEMISPOILER by illumina+us · · Score: 1

    from now on remind me to do stuff in plain text instead of HTML formatted, because I obviously suck at it on /.
    var x
    x == 1
    do {
    matrix
    }
    while x == 1

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    -illumina+us "I put on my robe and wizard hat..."
  388. Is it just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or does this series get more childish with every sequel?

  389. Oh, Come On by gurensan · · Score: 1

    Jesus, people!!???!!

    IT'S JUST A MOVIE FOR THE PURPOSE OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!! You are NOT supposed to walk away with a fucking degree!!

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  390. Fun by alexo · · Score: 1

    > No humanity in the characters and dialogue. The movies just don't enjoy themselves. The first one had a mixture of humor and joy and was just having fun with what it could do. That's why things like the lobby scene kicked so much ass. It was like, "We've smashed the barriers of physics, now lets see what we can do with it!" And you had the fun human moments like the discussion during breakfast, the Cipher character, and so on. Neo was just a normal computer programmer who discovered the world around him wasn't real. More importantly, the movie was FUN.

    One of the reasons I enjoy watching "Farscape" reruns.
    The series mostly manages to find a delicate balance between serious ideas and tongue-in-cheek presentation. And not having somebody else's regurgitated ideas of morals and ethics shoved down your throat (die ST:Voyager, die!) also does wonders to the fun factor.

  391. Definition of "power" by Thuktun · · Score: 1

    It's been pointed out many times before, but worth repeating: the whole boneheaded "Humans as batteries" idea was the weakest link (perhaps the only weak link) in the first movie.

    I was hoping this would turn out to be a misunderstanding about the term "power" on the part of Morpheus and others, and that humans were actually being used as CPUs to "power" the Matrix.

    Running Linux as a massive Beowulf cluster, of course.

  392. SPOILER! ok... rot13 by curious.corn · · Score: 1

    Zngevk, jung Zngevk? V gubhtug vg jnf Wrfhf Puevfg Fhcrefgne!

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  393. Agreed by griblik · · Score: 1

    I went one better, and read the BBC review before I went to see it, so I was expecting it to be a piece of utter crap before it started.

    I reckon it's a good couple of hours entertainment. No, it doesn't stand up to the first one, and no, I wouldn't pay to see it again, but I would say it's worth 2 beers, if only to see Morpheus come out of the closet, and Trinity in the bikini (just kidding ;).

    Like the parent says, if you forget about the first film and the hype, it's not too bad.

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  394. If the critics are right... by marko123 · · Score: 1

    They won't have to worry about online piracy. Hollywood already knows how to defeat piracy of movies and they are currently practising it by producing shite.

    Anways, I'm not reading this thread until I've seen it :)

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  395. DUNE anyone by wornst · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Besides stealing from many other sci fi films, does anyone see the BLATANT similarities between NEO's "condition" and that of the ONE major charater in Dune?

  396. Missing out on thinking. by PurpleWizard · · Score: 1
    But because people don't get it might be because they didn't understand it.

    I really liked these films. I think they are very intelligently made. The biggest let down for me was in the many Smiths fight scenen in Reloaded. They just looked like lots of guys with rubber masks on.

    You can get it and not like it. You can not like it and not get it. (and other permutations) I won't pretend to get it nor that there is anything to get. I just think they are very intelligently made and anyone who goes along just for the kick ass fights is missing out a lot on life. That whole thing that is called thinking.

    This film kept me immersed. I looked around once in the film at the audience and was startled to discover I was in a place with hundreds of others.

    Most of the gripes I hear are along the lines or it doesn't say this, OR why did they have to include that OR religous metaphor pah!"

    News for those people: There is nothing uniquely new. What we are builds on what there is and what we know.

    So shut up and let it just be a film

  397. did you miss the memo? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    All these questions will be answered in the Matrix Prequels in 2007. Stay tuned! Incidentally, might I interest you in another bag of popcorn?

  398. Now it all makes sense by El · · Score: 1
    The concept that seems to make the whole thing make sense just occured to me: when Neo et. al. are "outside the matrix", how do you know they are really outside the matrix? Perhaps they are just in a different matrix? Doesn't this explain why damage inflicted to you in the matrix can kill you in real life, and why some of Neo's powers within the matrix seem to follow him outside the matrix? I propose this: you can never escape from the matrix; the possibility of escape is an illusion put forth by the machines to placate those that think there's something wrong. Any comments?


    P.S. If we all were actually unknowingly trapped in virtual reality right now, it wouldn't do to have a movie about that subject make too much sense, would it?

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    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  399. Re:All right here is why it was.... ***SEMISPOILER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you really that sad. please reread what you wrote and tell me you are not a sad computa geek.

  400. Re:All right here is why it was.... ***SEMISPOILER by illumina+us · · Score: 1

    are you really that sad. please reread what you wrote and tell me you are not a sad computa geek.

    I am a sad "computa" geek. :'(

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    -illumina+us "I put on my robe and wizard hat..."
  401. sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are so disappointed in the movie - in the last 2 movies - just put them down like you would a book you don't want to keep reading. Don't come here and wretch and moan like the filmmakers have failed you. I'm sorry, but this is just getting retarded. It's a movie, stretched beyond any semblence of plot, containing average to above-average actors, nothing more. It's nothing to get all nuts about. You might want to start by turning off your television. You'd be surprised how your entire world changes as soon as you do it. Amazingly enough, you stop caring about shit like this - you look at it in the same light you would look at anything unimportant. I strongly recommend you all give it a try for once.

  402. Fifth Element sequal? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    What we needed was bruce wilis as the TWO, not ONE.

    I am just waiting for any comedy spinoffs, like a James Brookes film, or an Austin Powers May Tricks version ;-) hhehe

    But seriously, the real reason for a matrix is stupid, so why bother fighting, just live in it. But hey, if I was in a matrix and got given a $10m mansion and $10m in cash, I would have a lot of fun.

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    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
  403. Re:All right here is why it was.... ***SEMISPOILER by haggar · · Score: 1

    Well, your code is of because it contains a bug: the first "x == 1" should be an assignment, but it's actually a comparison. It would fail in compilation.

    If your code is Pascal (my guess) then correct that line to read

    x:=1

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    Sigged!
  404. If noe lived? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    If he lived what would he do?

    Write a book?
    Do a talk show?
    Become govenor?
    Start a .com startup?
    Become a comedian?

    Retire and do cocain/drugs/heroin and sleep with dirty hoes.

    Work for MS in a cubical?

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    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
  405. What really happened by bfootdav · · Score: 4, Interesting
    OK folks, I think a lot of you are missing what the trilogy was really about. First off, it has nothing to do with humans. Yep, the humans are just batteries. The trilogy is actually a struggle pitting the oracle against the architect. What the oracle wants is for rogue programs (the ones to be deleted) to be able to live free in the matrix. The final scene where the architect agrees to let those who want to be free be free, he is referring to rogue programs i.e. they won't be deleted now. The oracle has manipulated everything from the beginning, including setting up Agent Smith as the super agent (thanks to Neo's merging with him in the first movie). By making him such a bad ass he would be able to destroy the Architect's "perfect" matrix (and the batteries which would be bad also) the Oracle is able to force the Arhitect's hand and get him to let rogue programs "live" free. The fact that Zion was saved was completely irrelevant except as a motivating force to get Neo to go through with the final merging.

    In fact when Agent Smith has Neo down and then, against his will, makes the exact same statement that the Oracle had made earlier, Neo gets it. He understands that he is to merge with Agent Smith/Oracle thus bringing an end to her fight with the Architect. The problem most people are having is assuming an anthrocentric take on the movie. The humans are lost, they are batteries, Zion cannot prevail and will never do so. The people who make up Zion (pod escapees) are only useful as a consequence of the imperfection necessary in the Matrix program to keep the pod people happy. As the Arhitect said it was a dangerous game the Oracle had played.

    Fucking brilliant.

    1. Re:What really happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure she was talkinga bout rogue programs? It sounded more like she was talking about the humans that dont believe their world is real (the pod escapees as you called them)

    2. Re:What really happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right. Moreover, we see new significance in Neo as The One in that, in the climax, he's merged with the machines, humanity (both "live" and in the matrix), the Oracle, the rogue programs (Smith) and himself (as a fully self-actualized person).

      He's everything all at once, and that's why he's The One; In that light, Morpheus's definition of The One was so limited, so narrow -- Neo as the one (man) who can lead Zion to victory in the war.

      The ending was beautiful and cathartic.

    3. Re:What really happened by dark5tar · · Score: 1

      Bravo!! You are correct. The war has been over for a long time. Humans are lost and the machines rule the world. Zion will never be saved, and the only relevant reality is the Matrix. That's why each movie title has the "Matrix" word in it. This is a story about a battle between the Oracle and the Architect. It is only a small story within the greater context of the continued existence of the Matrix. The story is told from a human point of view, because that is what we want to see. We are human, we project humanity and human qualities on everything we conceive and contact (including our gods) We wouldn't accept the movies the same way if the story were told from the machine or program standpoint. Humans are but a tiny player in the overall mix. We are just a tool used by the Oracle to win her battle with the architect. The matrix may have begun only as a method to control human minds, but has become a thing unto itself, with programs running wild. The world wide web, and Internet are our real world examples of this process. I'm glad at least someone else out there understood the real plot. Thank you.

  406. Re:All this is well & good but what I want to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No but a girl squeezes another girls nipple at club hell.

  407. No one mentioned Daoism by slowry05 · · Score: 1

    If you were paying close attention, you might have seen that the Orcale was wearing earings with the Yin/Yang symbol. That alone explains the whole movie. It's all about opposites. Machines vs Man, Neo vs Smith, the Orcale vs the Arcitech. The machines and man always fought for control but neither one had full control and this represents the Yin/Yang symbol in that both dip into each other but one never succumbs to the other. Neo and Smith reached harmony when Neo let Smith take over his body. This made the two opposite forces cancel each other out. To really show the influence of Daoism in Revolutions, Yin is considered feminine and black and the Oracle is a black woman. The Yang is masculine and is white and the Architect was a white man. Their constant struggle between chaos and order kept the Matrix together. Neo's power to stop machines in the real world was actually Ch'i and "the source" mentioned is the Dao itself. Neo and Trinity both must die because like Smith said "everything has an end" and is the way of the Dao.

    1. Re:No one mentioned Daoism by LittleDan · · Score: 1

      How do you explain the cross that appeared when everyone was exploding with light in the end? And how do you explain how, in the very end, they were talking about how he can come again? It's obviously Christian.

    2. Re:No one mentioned Daoism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sooner or later, Neo, you are going to learn, just as I did, that there is a difference between walking the path and knowing the path." That statement, my friend, sums up why these movies are about the Dao as much as they are Christianity.

    3. Re:No one mentioned Daoism by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Not Christian in the sense most Americans would have it. It was using the cross as a sign of sacrifice, martyrdom, and ressurection. Mithra or Persephone, also sacrifice/redemption stories, would work as well, but not many people would get it.

    4. Re:No one mentioned Daoism by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      They borrowed from everyone: syncretism run amok in the service of a good evening's eye candy. And Christ ain't the only one who can come again: Arthur, for one (though he is a subform of Christ in Malory), and the Hidden Imam of Ismaili Islam, and Osiris (hundreds of years before Christ); and other religions have ressurection myths: Hippolytus, for one.

  408. Neo an anit-virus program by thodu · · Score: 1

    Heck, after 6+ hours it turns out that Neo was just an anti-virus program (a human program nonetheless). Anyways, if the Architect had used Linus as an OS instead of some crappy Windows 2500 OS, maybe the movie would never have happened. It is all about choices. The choice the architect made in selecting the OS.

  409. Which is why I read about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or if it's a book I skip to the ending.

    Seriously. I use to be the way you are.. but I find it much more satisifing, if I'm seeing a movie or book going a way I don't like it to simply find a quick fix solution to resovolling "what happened"

    I usualy find out "what happend" is what I was expecting and that it was the garbage I thought it was.

    I feel a lot better for not having wasted my time.

  410. Dear Wachowski's: Write some books! by Wizt · · Score: 1

    A BOOK is what is needed, if anything. Throughout the movie there is cleary WAY to much information for people to understand. If we were to disect the LOTR movies the same way we do The Matrix movies then we would have, and actually HAVE found many faults and holes in the plot. But LOTR is a book. Matrix isn't (yet?!?)

  411. How about Equilibrium? by VikingBerserker · · Score: 1

    Agreed.

    For those unfamiliar with Equilibrium, consider it an updated version of Farenheit 451 in terms of plot and characters, with action sequences drawn from The Matrix. It's currently available on DVD.

  412. I was reminded of Tron. by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

    It didn't strike me till this third movie that this was just a modernized version of Tron.
    A lot was altered but overall had much of the same concepts.

    Did Neo really die in this one? it wasn't clear, and how did the machine know what was really going on?

    With agent smith essentilay taking over all man kind how would this effect the power output for the machine city? I would think that power output would be it's only concern...

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    I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
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  414. Re:Good articles by Garabito · · Score: 1

    Revolvolution?

  415. Disappointed....slightly by ironicsky · · Score: 1

    Okay, the movie was cool... the story line ran together flawlessly, and if you've seen the animatrix then it makes even more sense. But Im slightly disappointed in the ending... from what it seems they're back at "Matrix" again. Zion is mostly destroyed.The "one" is dead(apperently) and the oracle says to the arcitecht that the people will now be free to leave, they will have the choice... But in the second movie, the architech said they've done this 5 times before... So, does that mean that as usual, they make the agreement, the same things happen, and they just reset the matrix like they did at the end of this one and everything goes back to normal? Ya, probably... but I really want to know why neo was able to see outside the matrix even though he no longer has eyes... what the hell :P they never explained it.

  416. troll definition by selfdiscipline · · Score: 1

    No, I disagree. It's a funny post, but I don't think it's a good troll. My opinion of a troll is a statement that isn't obviously stupid, but just as stupid as you'd expect from a certain type of character frequenting slashdot.
    The greatest form of mockery is that which those who you are mocking will hold up as a prime example of their true feelings/ideas. That, to me, is a good troll.
    What makes slashdot so interesting, is one can never tell if certain posts are trolls or people who really believe what they are saying. I guess that's why people like the parent poster think of a good troll as something incredibly stupid, because it has to be a troll.
    I suppose there must be something wrong with me, because I like ambiguous humor.

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  417. Just one question... by slewfo0t · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is the significance of MOBIL AVE ?

    This was written all over the walls at the the train station... any ideas?

    - Slew -

  418. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is an insightful discussion, but I would add that the Merovingian's three-minute discussion of causality was horrendous.

    If one really wants to blow one's mind thinking about causation, one should read Hume's _Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding_.

  419. Easy to sum up by {tele}machus_*1 · · Score: 1

    A worthy end to the story, but could've been even better if it was twenty minutes shorter.

  420. THANK YOU PEOPLE! by Jboy_24 · · Score: 1

    Thanks for making it sound soooo bad!

    I actually kinda enjoyed it. I just gave up on any idea that there was some deaper meaning and it turned out it was a fairly cool action flick.

    Deep meanings? Ying/Yang was the meaning i think was the basic point of the last 2 movies. I mean the question IS, is this better or worse then total recall (umm... equal)? How bout T2? (worse) How bout eraser man (better).

    There you go.

  421. Best Explanation: this movie was outsourced by civilengineer · · Score: 1

    they had it made in India to save money. That explains everything that happens in the movie.

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  422. Re: Stephen Donaldson's white gold wielder series by Bifurcati · · Score: 1
    That's an interesting connection. Terribly depressing series, in so many ways, and yet strangely uplifting as well (at least at the end of the second trilogy).

    Surrendering to win is also something that's echoed a bit in Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time series, where to control something you must sometimes submit to it (particularly for women controlling the female power saidar, and for women controlling men (specifically Moiraine on Rand))

  423. Matrix $n Sucks by crucini · · Score: 1

    Not that anyone will read this. Sometimes you need a lame sequel to realize how lame the whole thing was.

    I liked the first movie until the detour into martial arts. The bit where Neo gets the cell phone package was cool. The lameness started to increase rapidly however. The whole karate motif was clearly grafted on to create neat visuals, and can't be supported logically. And the agents - it makes sense that the Matrix would have scripts (personify them if you must) scanning for and killing "bad" processes. Lots of web hosts do that - kill any process running too long or consuming too much resource. It makes no sense that these scripts would be limited by any of the rules that apply to "people" in the Matrix. If this were real, the agents would be invisible, would not need to travel from place to place, and would kill by simply deleting. But in order to drag this film down to the action-movie level, we have to have guys with dark glasses and big guns running around.

    So I emerged from the first movie with mixed feelings. The second movie was much simpler - it just flat out sucked. That got me thinking that the good parts in the first movie were pretty small. Apparently the third sucks even worse.

    And reading the fans quarrel over the fine points of Matrix philosophy and universe is embarassing. It's not embarassing to argue like that over Tolkien, because he really put some thought into his works. But this batch of movies is so obviously thrown together with little thought that it's incongruous to debate the half-baked details.

    1. Re:Matrix $n Sucks by Kombat · · Score: 1

      It's not embarassing to argue like that over Tolkien, because he really put some thought into his works.

      Really? What, exactly, deep "though" went into LotR? What subtexts, metaphors, and implied commentaries are made? I mean, I don't mean to rag on Tolkien, but I saw the movie, and while it made sense and had some cool effects, there really wasn't anything to discuss or debate. The movie(s) laid the whole story right out in front of you in a nice, neat, tidy package. Nothing to think about. There's these rings. They make people evil and powerful. Frodo is taking the ring to have it destroyed. Frodo is still taking the ring to be destroyed. They meet some nasty orcs. Frodo is still working on getting that ring destroyed. There's a big battle, and Frodo is - you guessed it - still trying to get that ring destroyed.

      Are there any messages on the meaning of life, love, emotion, or self-discovery in LotR? Any interesting paradoxes about the symbiotic dependencies of real vs. artificial life? The triumph of spirit? Well, OK, maybe that one, but we'll have to wait 3 more hours (on top of the 6 I've already invested) to find out if Frodo does in fact, finally "triumph."

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    2. Re:Matrix $n Sucks by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 0

      Sorry,

      LotR ... As a book sucks.

      Unbeliveable bad writing ... Enjoyed by a loud few ... Who in their own right can drown on and on about the books ...

      But I can't seem to force feed them to myself.

      As a movie ... The first one drowned on and on (much like the book) ... I found myself praying it would end.

      The second one had a better mix ... But please ... I can't sit through a three hour movie without an intermission ... And no movie that long should be made up of 60% action.

      Where does the Matrix fall in this rant? I don't quite know anymore ... I'm just disappointed to the degree where I'm likely to be negative about anything.

      Sorry,
      -- Duder

    3. Re:Matrix $n Sucks by crucini · · Score: 1

      First, I was thinking of the books, not the movie[s]. I should have been more explicit, but when I think of the Lord of the Rings, the existence of the movies doesn't even cross my mind.

      When I say that these books are well thought out, I am not claiming that they are full of subtexts, metaphors, commentaries, etc. Tolkien, and most Tolkien fans, explicitly disclaim such subtextual content. (Although that disclaimer is somewhat questionable.) What I mean is that the trilogy is internally consistent.
      Such consistency is hard to achieve, and rarely found in fiction. Tolkien achieved it by many years of thinking about Middle Earth before he ever considered writing fiction in that setting. The Silmarillion (which I find unreadable) is the back-story to the Ring Trilogy. If you wanted to write a Matrix-style narrative with a level of cohesion comparable to the Ring Trilogy's, you'd need to first write something like the Silmarillion - a kind of factual history of the Matrix. I'm not sure how much of that effort could shine through in a movie.

      I saw the first LOTR movie. I can't evaluate it fairly because I am familiar with the books. Inevitably, it lacked some of the depth and sensitivity of the books.

      I don't know how much the movie's ending will be warped by commercial pressures, but the books' ending is not triumphalist, but bittersweet.

    4. Re:Matrix $n Sucks by crucini · · Score: 1
      I can't sit through a three hour movie without an intermission

      Clearly, you're into the whole brevity thing. Glad to hear the Almighty intervened and you didn't drown after all.
  424. No spoilers eh? by rune2 · · Score: 1

    Darth Vader is Luke's father! bawahaha! Oh wait....

  425. AMEN! Someone understands! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    I've been sayign that for months. I Don't care now if no one else gets it. I LOVE IT. IT SPEAKS TO ME. screw the stupid people let them it starwars cake!

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    Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
  426. For anyone bothering to take the time... by loggerhead · · Score: 1
    Watching the DaVinci Code the other night, I was supprised to hear the name "Merovingian.'

    Evidently, as supposed direct descendents of Jesus Christ, the Merovingians are the focus of a lot of lore.

    However, googling around, I found this site that may shed some light on the whole Matrix mythology, for anyone bothering to take the time to read it and to dismiss the evangelical tone. Hint: think messiahs, controlling races, and battles between kingdoms for world dominance.

    The magic of The Matrix was truely that it made us contemplate; the magic of the sequels may end up being realized as their forcing us to associate and interpolate seemingly disparate ideas.

    Whether poor CGI dependant successors to the original film or not, the sequels have all (and perhaps a more diverse collection) of the allegorical links to philosophy, religion and ethics of the original. I think most complaints about the loss of the philosophical undertones can be answered by saying, more is dependant upon the knowledge you bring with you. The philosophy just is not as recognizable or blatant as the Cartesian Dualism (body and mind for the philosophicaly impaired) which practically effervesces from every pair of sunglasses, double-kick, and "Whoa" in the original.

    Don't dismiss the movies if you are feeling let down, instead consider the possibility that there has been a metatheatrical aspect to all of the movies, wheter intentional or not, the W's have created in Neo a fictional Christ figure with the potential to reinvigorate philosophical ponderings in the real world.

    Now that surely is a success.

    1. Re:For anyone bothering to take the time... by bheer · · Score: 1
      wheter intentional or not, the W's have created in Neo a fictional Christ figure with the potential to reinvigorate philosophical ponderings in the real world
      In a story in Empire magazine when Reloaded was released, one of the Matrix crew (Gaeta?) said their goal was to show "the evolution of superhero" and that the Christ motif was not accidental. After seeing Revolutions, I'd have to say, it was intentional, and it worked pretty well. And a lot of people who're complaining about loose ends not being tied up need to lighten up a little.
  427. "Super-Human powers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is probably too late of a post for most of you to read, but I will share my friends' and I's thoughts of this "powers even outside the matrix":

    He doesn't have real powers, all he can do is "See" machines when he's blind, and kill machines. This is because the oracle uploaded some of her powers in him apparently. The same way agent smith gets put into a human, Neo now has part of the matrix in him. He is a part of the matrix. The machines communicate with each other, and he can communicate with them as well, causing the sentinels to explode as they attack him. He has ports in him, maybe he has a communication device, who knows.

    The ending was really good I thought. The love of his life died, Agent Smith clearly points out he's not fighting for love, so he decides to fulfill his destiny and bring peace to the war of the machines and humans.

  428. Re:Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uhm are you retarded? this movie was a total waste of time.

  429. Just one question by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    Why would you design the defense for THE city without a simple EMP weapon as ultimate defense? Every ship has one!

    1. Re:Just one question by joskay · · Score: 1

      Headlines that probably would have appeared in the local Zion paper.

      Infantry team was destroyed by making home made shells in uncontrolled conditions. Grinding high explosives in a mortar and pestle being questioned.

      APU with no armor to protect the person from slashing weapons of the Sentinels. Is this a Council cost cutting measure?

      No emp weapons for the internal defense of Zion. Council states Infantry and APU are enough. :)

    2. Re:Just one question by cygnusx · · Score: 1

      Maybe because it'd be a kamikaze defence: if the EMP goes off, the city is toast: no water, no electricity. Etc. The EMPs seem to have been intended to be set off _away_ from Zion.

  430. PH34R and Trembling (Spoilers) by watchful.babbler · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's definitely an "idea" movie, with all the problems and opportunities represented -- the only thing I can compare it to right now is the Ring Cycle (though Wagner was inspired by Schopenhauer, a very fine philosopher from a very different school than that which inspired the Matrix). I think there are more references in M:Rld and M:Rv than you give credit for, however.

    I believe the Matrix is largely incomprehensible unless one has at least a reasonable familiarity with S0ren Kierkegaard ("SK") and crisis theology. In fact, I'd argue that the series narrows down from its expansive view of philosophy in the first two movies to, in both the EtM video game and M:Rv, a tight focus on Kierkegaard's conception of freedom as radical choice. By contrast, M:Rld went all over the philosophical map, my favorite example being that the Zion council seems to be populated entirely by Jamesian Pragmatists (including Cornel West, whose most interesting work was a sustained discussion of American Pragmatism).

    Just a few Kierkegaardian references in the Matrix:

    - In EtM (which crystallized my understanding of TM as Kierkegaardian), Ghost quotes SK on faith and absurdity. In the game, the tripartite crew of Sparks, Niobe, and Ghost are almost certainly representative of SK's view of human life as aesthetic, ethical and religious, respectively. (The three Demiurges -- the Merovingian, Architect, and Oracle -- seem to recapitulate this schematic.)

    - The Christ parallel in Neo is so blatant as to hardly be worth mentioning, but his death deserves some observations: he died to redeem Man (and Machine), since Trinity's death precluded his doing it out of love for any one individual; his death redeemed M&M from Smith (who seems, amongst many other things, to represent Original Sin, being the ultimate descendent from the war between M&M); his death also freed the condemned from hell (when the Architect agrees to release programs and persons who wish to leave the Matrix).

    - When Neo dies, the machine-ruler says, "It is done." This is the same thing Christ says in John 19:30 (and is also used two more times in the Bible -- after the world is created in Genesis, and after it is destroyed in the Revelation). Smith is then rescinded from the world, the Matrix is created anew, and peace descends upon Zion. Apart from begging the infralapsarian question, this reinforces the idea of Neo as propitiation (as many Christians see Christ dying to expiate the sins of Man). I'm a bit uneasy with this part because Neo is shown as bargaining for salvation -- something that is completely incoherent in most versions of Christianity, and more importantly, within Kierkegaard. At the same time, I have to wonder what happens to Neo at this point. In John, Christ says, "It is done," then commends his soul to God. Does this imply that Neo has joined with the machine-ruler? Is one of the reasons peace descends because Neo has joined the machine-consciousness and broken the old covenant of slavery? Is he a mediator between man and machine (viz 1 Tim. 2:5-6)?

    - The Trainman is deeply concerned with time: when we meet him in EtM, he tells Niobe how many hours Zion can be expected to last against the machine onslaught. ("72 hours. That's exactly how long Zion lasted last time.") In M:Rv, he is obsessed with punctuality, and has an intimate connection with time, shown by the many watches he wears on his wrist and his intimate knowledge of train schedules. This emphasis on time seems designed to evoke SK's discussion of time in his Concluding Unscientific Postscript, in which he directly discusses the entrance of eternity into time. (The Oracle's line in EtM, "The path of the One is made by the many," echoes SK's assertion that the many discrete points of temporality create the possibility of eternity.)

    - Kierkegaard's doctrine of radical choice permeates the script, culminating in the Smith v. Neo showdown. I suspect that Smith is meant to represent (amongst many things!) existentialism, just as the Age

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    "Freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more."
  431. people in my theater were laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I watched it in silicon valley, home of many hardcore matrix fans. All you need to know is that the audience in my theater was laughing during scenes that weren't supposed to be funny. The dialog was drawn out and awkward. Here are some of the worst lines:

    A: you did it!
    (long pause)
    B: no...... (long pause)..... *WE* did it.

    A: it's impossible!
    (long pause)
    B: no...... (long pause)..... it's *INEVITABLE*.

  432. Did I see a different movie? *spoilers* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This movie kicked the ass out of the second one! Yeah, the end was quasi religious/mystical, but heck, he is "the one", both in the Matrix AND the real world. What else can the cross-like flare of light and his arms akimbo mean? Dare I say the second coming? He gives his life to take the sin (in the form of Agent Smith) from everyone on earth, just like J.C.

    It's the only ending they could have put on it!

    The action surpassed anything in the first two! The effects also! The is visionary filmmaking, and if you can't see that then you don't deserve to get something this interesting. Guess you should just go campout for Star Wars Episode 3 to get an early jump on you lifetime boredom quota.

  433. The arrogance by Augusto · · Score: 1

    You must live in your own Matrix if you think liking the Matrix makes you an intellectual, and those who don't like it are stupid masses of sheep.

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    - sigs are for wimps.
    1. Re:The arrogance by Enucite · · Score: 1

      You completely misunderstood my post. Go back and read it again.

    2. Re:The arrogance by festers · · Score: 1

      Way to prove his point by completely misundering the point. Just in case you missed it, he's dead-on right.

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  434. Trinity? by ylikone · · Score: 0

    Is it just me, or am I the only one that does care to see Trinity naked... (shudder at the thought). People, she is not a babe in the slightest!

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    Meh.
    1. Re:Trinity? by CanadaDave · · Score: 1

      I agree, but for geeks she'll do just fine. Everyone thought she was hot in Matrix 1 because she was the only chick, except for that Albino girl. So of course everyone thought she was hot. Then Persephone replaced her in #2. Actually I think the hottest chick was the chocolate-cake-orgasm-chick.

  435. Re:All this is well & good but what I want to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    For those that don't know the difference, *Naked* is when one isn't wearing any clothing, whereas *Nekkid* is when one isn't wearing any clothing *and* is up to something.

    Just thought I'd clear that up.

    What a sad life I've got.

  436. Mandelbrot image in the opening title sequence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look carefully during the opening title sequence, there is a mandelbrot image nested in the middle of the tightest "zoom", just before the camera pulls back to resolve the open. I think that this small visual clue sums up the point of this movie. There is no one level of reality, just higher and lower dimensions of perception/existence. The matrix within a matrix explanation was a close attempt at grasping the meaning, but missed the bigger point: There is no matrix, no matrix within a matrix, nor a matrix within a matrix within a matrix. Each succesive level of "reality" posesses a balance between the influence of the Architect and the Oracle. The oracle presides over two "sons" one good and one bad. At times, evil prevails over good (the machines win), and in this case good wins (the humans). The chaos that results from the strugle betweeen the two actually gives rise to a new order -- Here a new level of existence that is based in light. The child is neither human nor machine, but the first entity of this new level of existence. As with each preceding level of existence, this one too will remain a paradise until such time where good gains the upper hand or evil does. Again setting the struggle that will lead to further growth (without end), or stagnation and ruin. The Oracle and the Architect are in a sense the Yin and the Yang of the Universe, manifesting themselves and their own continual push and pull through different realities. Each with its own variables, and each with its predictable but not entirely certain outcomes. One last thought before I pass out from exhaustion: At the end of the movie, there is no longer a matrix, there is no longer a machine world, and in a sense the Architect was correct in what he told Neo in Reloaded. When he agrees to set free those who want to be free, he is not refering to the humans that were plugged into the Matrix. He is referring to the entities that will in time choose to reject the reality of this newly constructed level of existence. Again, starting the cycle over and over and over.

  437. And worse, it was shitty action... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The answers to the big questions that you're left with after the 2nd movie are glossed over in literally one or two sentences. "oh ummm there's some magic mumbo jumbo 802.11b wireless brain chip or something, and the French guy has some magic subway train. There's your explanation, on to the hour-long action sequence!!"

    Oh, and the hour-long action sequence we got!

    That had to be the absolute worst battle sequence I've seen in those movies my brain has allowed me to remember.

    And if you don't want more spoilers than that, don't read on. But if you don't want spoilers and are reading this on /. you aren't very smart.

    The entire horrible problem with that insipid scene can be summed up thusly: There were too fucking many squids and the humans didn't die.

    Of course I'm long winded and irritated at the recent pain.

    The scene should have been at most a minute long. Drill drops through. Squids come through, and are temporarily held back by the concentrated gunfire of the defenses. Some eventually break through forcing the humans to spread their fire, allowing more to come through. Eventually there's a massive swarm, an opaque cloud streaming from the hole and gathering around the ceiling. This all takes about 50 seconds.

    Now, in the good version of the movie -- this titanic swarm in which you can barely distinguish individual squids -- spreads out, swoops down, and fucking envelopes the human army. Within moments, every last defender in the docks has been disemboweled. Giving the humans the benefit of the doubt, this takes about ten seconds.

    Geek note: You can see the squids fighting this way in Second Renaissance in the Animatrix, and it looks viciously effective against infantry. It takes them a bit longer to cut through actual armor like the humans had in the short, but is still deadly. So in the good version of the movie, give the humans thirty seconds.

    But instead the squids start flying around in tightly packed tubules of squids, like gigantic robotic recreations of The Abyss. And I mean flying around not attacking. I just feel I should emphasize that. Because they're flying in huge thick clouds, they're impossible to miss. So they're taking gigantic losses while just flitting around, and this is what they spend most of the godly interminable scene doing. Eventually the squid in the front of this tremendous mass will see a human looking at him funny, and will attack head-on bringing all ten thousand of his buddies behind him. The human will fire at the front of the squid-stream with their high-velocity high-rpm weaponry that goes right through the squids killing masses until one chickens out and pulls off. Repeat for way too god damn long.

    Sometimes a squid will break off and flit about on its own. These are the only ones that manage to kill anyone, mostly from surprise. But even they mostly just fly around. Even when the big drill got a leg blown up, only a squid or two decides to notice that someone is firing rockets at it.

    Which reminds me: Before the battle, the commander guy keeps talking about how important it is to target the bores so they can't dig through into the city. So when the tip of the drill emerges through the roof of the dock, I'm loudly thinking That's the bore's bit! That's what you want to destroy! Shoot it! But the humans just sit there until squids start pouring out.

    So at least partially due to their own stupidity, the humans lose anyway. There's just too many squids. Which is the problem. Whether for rendering reasons or because it was the only way to make the scene longer than two seconds the result is the same: The squids end up with AI that is a cross between Galaga and Centipede, only not as smart.

    Cut down the squids a lot. They said two hundred thousand or whatever, but it's okay to lie when you only bother to put in twenty humans. Make them (sq

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  438. Oh, yeah? by GlenRaphael · · Score: 1
    [in Revolutions...] Nothing was overdone like the big fight scene in Reloaded.

    Trinity's last scene was overdone to precisely that degree.

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  439. existenz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    possibly the worst movie ever made.

    1. Re:existenz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously have not seen "House of the Dead."

  440. I liked it by magic · · Score: 1
    This is just what I wanted: werewolves, swords, vampires, guns, bigger guns, giant bazooka guns, humongo robots, scary robots, spaceship looking things, kung fu, more guns, Trinity and Naobi being badasses, some guns, giant mecha things, more kung fu, and some explosions.


    They delivered, I'm happy.


    -m

  441. Usual Superficial Dose of Hinduism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has a bit on Karma concept added in to justify calling Matrix a all-culture-encompassing!

    There was a hither-thither 'Jesus' to please religious people in case they thought Matrix was anti-God and protest.

    Movie ends in a incomprehensible singing of:

    Asto Ma Satgamya
    Tamso Ma Jyotirgamaya
    Mrityo Ma Amrutamgamaya

    From untuth lead us to truth,
    from darkness lead us to light,
    fom death lead us to immotality

  442. I agree, but that's why I liked it!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I really liked the movie, much more than Reloaded (but not quite as much as the first one). Part of what I liked so much about it was that it didn't follow the formula I had already laid out in my head - that of Zion being inside a second matrix. It was so obvious I think they were playing with us on that point, and it really relieved me that it was not the case.

    But I think you are right, in that many people seem dissatisfied with Neo having the abilities he does without the comfort of the easy-to-understand solution of a second matrix.

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  443. Just got out of the theater by CliffH · · Score: 1

    Well,

    I think with the number of posts now, everyone has pretty much said it all. Me, being me, might as well put my 2 cents worth in. :)

    If you go to the movie with a semi-opened mind (the unopen part being the part you keep the other two movies playing through your mind), things pretty much tie together. Without giving anything away, there were some definate highlights, some definate blatant ripoffs of other films and cartoons (you'll know when you see it), and some obvious study (however superficial) of different cultures and some creatures in nature which went into the film. All in all I say it was pretty good, not as good as the first, then again, it wasn't meant to be. All three movies are three different parts to one large movie/mini-series. It's the same direction the Lord of the Rings has gone and was always meant to go. One thing I have to say about the whole thing, I hope they let sleeping dogs lie and don't try to bring a fourth movie, it will ruin the trilogy in so many ways for so many people.

    CliffH

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  444. Re:All this is well & good but what I want to by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

    No, she doesn't. But let's just say the Twins from Reloaded has been replaced by another set of...umm...twins.

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    There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from the bread factory.
  445. Change? Everything changed!!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    In the Matrix of the first movie, the machines CONTROLLED the matrix.

    After Revolutions, the machines OPERATE the matrix. Nothing more. People AND PROGRAMS may come or leave as they wish, in other words a being does not need a purpose to exist.

    I think the Architect was striving to prevent just such a situation almost more because of machine choice than human choice, which he believes is almost non-existant anyway.

    The Oracle managed to find a balancing solution to the equations of the Architect that involved freeing the machines and the humans altogether. Which is of course why she was a black female, symbolic of the two groups most historically repressed....

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  446. It's sad that so many don't get it by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    First off too many people were contaminated by the first movie. Too much time passed and their beliefs became too entrenched. Each person has their own ideas, theories, and explanations of what happens in prior films to be explained their way in the later films. The Matrix movies are about questions, not answers. You have to think and provide your own answers. It's all about interpretation.

    Personally I must say I really enjoy this last movie. I wasn't expecting anything, my mind was open to this movie.

    My interpretation. It's a completely different story verses the first or second. As someone else pointed out the first was a movie about discovery. The second was action and exploration. The third was the rebirth of civilization and the matrix.

    What is real? It is clearly implied through Neo's new abilities and vision in the "real world" that it isn't real either. Wheather it's another layer to the matrix or something more spiritual; i.e. the real world is a matrix under the control of a higher power is left to each individual to choose what they want to believe. I personally think it's another level of the matrix the AI's are conscious or unconscious of. Planes of reality one can assend. A matrix within a matrix helps me to better accept how being hurt or killed in a simlation can affect the body.

    The idea that Neo somehow has hidden transmitters in his body is preposterous. They would have long discovered them while they were rebuilding his body in the first film. They would also have been able to detect them while he was in an aparent coma in the third film; the ship was built as transmitter and reciever as well as sensor packages to detect Calimari. Last Neo's transmitter would get fried in an EMP blast on top of it being especially susceptable a blast with it being a reciever.

    I don't understand how others can't understand how it could be possible for agent Smith to download himself into a human brain.

    Some people have trouble with it because only people have "souls". What is exactly is intellegence, sentience, and the soul? That's one of the questions in the matrix. The soul is that that quality which allows free will, i.e. choice. Agent smith has a soul. He is bad/evil man because he makes bad/evil choices.

    Other people have trouble with it because they can't accept that their personal computer, no matter how powerful, could do what the human brain does, whatever it does. I say the inverted question also applies: Is a human brain powerful enough to run an AI? Are the "programs" exactly compatable with how a human brain works? It doesn't have to be for agent smith to program a simulation of himself in a human mind. The hardware is different so going either way their may be compromises but still be basicly be the same "soul". Smith has newfound abilities to REPROGRAM; why can't he reprogram a human mind into something analogous to himself? In other words it technically doesn't necessarily have to be exactly himself, so long as it acts with the same motivation and makes the same sort of choices. Incidently Smith gained the ability to reprogram from Neo when Neo merged with him in the first film.

    As far as uning people as batteries, that's the toughest to explain. My latest theory is that the new form of fusion proposed in the first movie produces chemically stored energy. A human brain unlike other species burns a lot of calories to do what it does; more than half the calories a human needs to consume is burned in the brain. Humanbeings beings would have been the largest population of any animal stock available to convert chemical energy. An inactive brain produces less energy so hence the reason for the matrix to keep minds occupied. But why can't they burn/convert the chemical energy another way? Somehow it has to be more efficient for a biological body to do it than burning. Internal combustion engines and such need servicing. Maybe machines have concluded that maintaining human body crops which heal and self replica

    1. Re:It's sad that so many don't get it by revscat · · Score: 1

      As far as uning people as batteries, that's the toughest to explain.

      I think that the series fails when looked at from a "hard sci-fi" viewpoint, but I also do not think that is the point of the movies. These are ultimately movies that explore philosophical and religious motifs; trying to look at them as if they were Kim Stanley Robinson's "Mars" trilogy does not correctly take into account the creator's underlying intentions. This was not hard sci-fi, and in fact used quite a bit of "magic" throughout, although most of that magic was at least partially explained. Instead, this was fundamentally an exploration of meaning and choice, and other non-physical questions.

      Looked at through these lenses, the "humans as power source" thing was just a metaphor used to allow people to break free, to see the light, and be englightened. If you look at it from a more physical point of view, then the wrong questions are being asked.

      Other than this I think your write-up was excellent, although I don't think there will be another sequel. :)

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  448. TYRETH DESERVES TO DIE !!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  449. The problem is choice by memco · · Score: 1

    You see all of those skeptics and disheartened fans need to pay more attention. The problem is choice. You choose to think the movie sucked or is incomplete or whatever. The point is you cannot see the movie is good because you choose not to. Before you even saw the movie you knew you weren't going to like it because you had made the choice. The whole point of it all is choice. They chose to end it when and how they did you chose to interpret how you did, and in the end it all comes back to that little problem of choice; the red or the blue.

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    1. Re:The problem is choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tosh and/or piffle, you choose.

  450. Answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zion is a program, just like the Matrix. How is Neo able to figure out that he
    is able to stop the sentinels in Zion near the end of the film? The spoon given
    to him earlier. It had obviously been bent loads, but how outside the Matrix??
    This gave Neo the inspiration and the understanding that Zion is still a matrix.

    The One explained
    "The One" is a program, but has to be "attached" to someone in the Matrix. So
    Mr. Anderson got it in the 6th version of the Matrix. Then "The One" program's
    purpose is to allow Zion to be destroyed then to rebuild it. The reason for this
    is because of anomalies - the 1% of humans that don't accept the Matrix. These
    are all brought out of the Matrix program and into the Zion program by the
    "Morpheus" program and other similar "ship captain" programs. Then once all the
    anomalies are out of the Matrix (and in Zion), that is the time for Zion to be
    destroyed, thus killing all the anomalies off. The Matrix is then upgraded, thus
    creating the next version of the Matrix, but Zion must be rebuilt so that the
    next lot of anomalies can be brought out again so that they can be destroyed.
    This is the feedback-loop, and is the reason to retain a handful of people so
    that Zion can be rebuilt. So this is why Neo said the prophecy was a lie - the
    One's purpose was not to end the war as the !
    prophecy stated.

    Unfortunately, "The One" program must be re-used each time, or copied, so it can
    be "attached" to a new anomaly inside the Matrix. So what happens to the old
    "The One" program? It faces deletion, and as the Oracle explained, it goes into
    exile instead, just like the French bloke (the Merovingian) did. He was the
    first One (probably from the second version of the Matrix), and once he
    fulfilled his duty, he became an exile program and "abdicated" his "Oneness" by
    choosing Persephone and power. This is evident in the bogs when Persephone asks
    Neo to kiss her. She says she wants him to kiss her so she can feel what it is
    like again to be kissed by something close to human, just like the Merovingian
    used to be. Then she says to Trinity that she envies her, but that these things
    are not meant to last. So the Merovingian used to be just like Neo - a One -
    thus proving further the feedback-loop explained earlier.

    The correct door in the Architect's room
    Now there are two possibilities here:

    1. All the previous One's chose the right door allowing a "temporary
    dissemination" of their code into the Matrix (i.e., the code they "carry" thus
    indicating Neo is indeed human), then he must select (unplug) 23 people from the
    Matrix to rebuild Zion. This takes away the possibility that stories from
    previous rebuilds of Zion will be carried through. But Morpheus indicated in the
    first Matrix that this is the case anyway. He said, "there was a man born
    inside, able to change things, it was he who freed the first of us," - basically
    the One previous to Neo. And this proves that the previous One chose the right
    door also. Neo's purpose is also to choose the right door, but he does not
    because he faces deletion afterwards and has the choice of going into exile -
    programs choosing to go into exile is the one thing that can't be accounted for
    in program parameters. Thus, he chooses the left
    door instead this time. How was Neo able to choose the other door? Because of
    his extreme willpower? - Even the Architect
    indicated that he'd noticed this - "Interesting. That was quicker than the
    others." Or more likely, because the Oracle upgraded his coding with the candy
    on the park bench. The candy/cookie was a method to change the One's program.
    She said he has made a believer out of her - this is quite human-like and
    perhaps the previous One's didn't accept the upgrade candy, now she has hope...
    hope that Neo will finally choose the other door.

    2. All the previous One's chose the left door, saving Trinity and letting Zion
    fall. So this time is no diff

  451. a ma zing by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    *speechless, and tired*

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  452. Re:Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILE by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    Excellent. So...is Neo dead?

  453. Needs more Keanu by today · · Score: 1

    All you need to know about the quality of this movie is summed up in the following sentence - "This film would have been better with more Keanu Reeves."

  454. Or.. by Channard · · Score: 1
    Heck, I would have robot-ized all those mech warrior things and controlled them from a safe distance.

    Or as one reviewer suggested, at least protect the Mech's pilot with some sort of shield.

  455. Matrix is Scientology/Landmark Forum by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    The Wachowski brothers are devotees of something called the Landmark Forum, formerly called EST. The Landmark Forum was founded by the guy who co-founded Scientology with L. Ron Hubbard, and uses much of the same philosophy and tactics.

    All of the Matrix blathering about pre-determined actions vs. choice, dreamlife in the Matrix vs. gritty reality in Zion, are all directly taken from Landmark's philosophy. The basic idea is that hidden rationalizations such as those that keep people complacent in the Matrix control our actions and really enslave us. It's only when you 'wake' people up to the reality that they're being controlled by their own rationalizations that they have the freedom to choose their direction. It's re-packaged zen buddhism with dashes of existentialism rolled up in a Scientology wrapper that only costs you half price if you act now.

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  456. I can do worse than that.. by Channard · · Score: 1
    You obviously haven't seen Wing Commander

    There's worse - The Haunting. Imagine giving a horror film remake to an action director. It'd be like having Steve 'Kung Pow' Odenderk direct The Matrix Revolutions. Which might actually not be such a bad idea.

    Chosen Neo: 'Die, Evil Smith!' *tonguey shoots out and clobbers agent*

    All: Badly Dubbed Cheers

  457. Re:Matrix and snobishness x1488 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh man. I really have to restrain myself. You are a master of irony, Augusto.

  458. A very lengthy review, WITH SPOILERS.... by ChristianBaekkelund · · Score: 1

    After seeing Matrix Revolutions, I can't help but to want to write a review of it, and more importantly, why I am disappointed with the end of the Matrix trilogy.

    The Matrix, simply put, was a fantastic movie. Very innovative, great story, great action scenes, characters I at least somewhat cared about, good music...just an all around solid film. (Note: It did have one flaw, which was endemic to the very background of the story itself, that humans were used as "batteries" and "infinitely renewable energy source", which scientifically is just completely stupid...the machines could get more energy directly from the *food* they'd be feeding the humans to keep them alive).

    I guess after that, I expected that The Matrix would be difficult to top in a sequel, but I expected at least something equaling it in quality...

    People have lambasted Matrix Reloaded to hell and back, so I'm going to try not to go into that too much...simply put, I thought it was very good *for what is was*...I walked out of it, satisfied seeing more neat Matrix action, and having the background of the Matrix fleshed out a bit. I think people were expecting too much from this one...The mansion fight scene was fantastic. The burly brawl was fantastic. The chase scene was fantastic, with both the agents and the twins. The action all in all was just great across the board. (I could watch the one shot of Morpheous fighting the two twins for the first time in the garage and they keep popping out and into corporeality...it was just so beautiful and so amazing to watch.)

    Reloaded did start to get a bit hokey though with the philosophical imagery and it did start to take things in an increasingly abstract direction, where as almost every single last thing in The Matrix was explained. The explanation of why Smith still wanted to kill Neo after "being freed" was weak. Some things were downright silly, like the matrix-pie-crotch scene (which still cracks me up). And I felt like every 20 seconds someone had to say "it's about choice"...if I had the "human choice" mantra slammed down my throat one more time in Reloaded, I felt like I was going to puke. Also, Reloaded re-iterated what could possibly be seen as a second mistake in the original movie: the hokey ending in which Trinity/Neo bring each other back through "their love". The Zion stuff was mostly just "eh"...and almost everyone I know hated the Zion scenes (which is especially problematic for some, since almost all of Revolutions takes place in Zion) and especially the rave scene (personally, I didn't mind seeing Carrie Anne Moss almost naked...hehe). That said, the explanation of many other things (like the "supernatural creatures" and the whole scene with the Architect) were very neat, and all in all, I left fairly satisfied -- although mostly from an action movie point of view.

    Now we come to Revolutions. First, let me state what I *did* like about Revolutions...the dock/Zion fight scene WAS AWESOME. Just plain fantastic. Also, the scene near the beginning in which Seraph, Morpheus, and Trinity go to the Merovingian was great. And Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman alive.

    Now for the stuff that wasn't...which was basically the whole rest of the plot and story of Revolutions...

    - The opening "train station" stuff was just extraneous...personally, I didn't mind it too much, but I could see others really hating it...it didn't really add much of anything to the movie or story...

    - When a story is left open-to-interpretation, with not every mystery explicitly solved, this can be a Very-Good-Thing(tm). For example, not knowing whether or not Decker in Bladerunner was a Replicant or not added a lot and provided a lot left to discussion for a long time to come. However, beyond a certain point, something is no longer just "open to interpretation", and just straight up plot holes. If Revolutions had left one or two things open...well, I'd be ok with that, but it left way too long of a list for that to occur...there were just so god

    1. Re:A very lengthy review, WITH SPOILERS.... by haggar · · Score: 1


      *** Unexplained: Neo is able to effect things in the "real world"...this is the big cliffhanger at the end of Revolutions, what accordingly we all expect to be the first thing addressed in Revolutions, and it never really is! "he just can"...he's just "powerful now"...sigh...comeon, give me something more/better than that!

      *** Unexplained: Neo is able to "see" some sort of orange computer light stuff...same sort of stuff...

      *** Unexplained: How Smith was able to "come through the Matrix"...or how Neo was able to "go halfway in" without jacking in...both cases, again, it was just another case of hand-waving.


      All these HAVE been explained, but the problem is that people expected a physical, CS-based explanation. The reason for these things is, however, metaphysical. I know that many are not going to swallow this easily, but the fact is, Neo has supernatural powers given him from an outside entity, a power that transpasses the boundaries of the real and the Matrix world. Thus Neo can stop the machines in the real world, and can see even though blind. That was, btw, a nice touch, IMHO.

      The Oracle also explains how Smith is the opposite of Neo. They balance each other, but Smith is Evil, Neo is good. Similarly to the good "force" that enables Neo, there is the evil "force" that enables Smith. This is analogous to the notion of heaven and hell, God vs. Lucifer. Now, I personally don't believe in the devil (I am religious, though), but that has nothing to do with the movie's idea, which I can still appreciate.

      If you can, try to recall what the Oracle said, because in her words lies the explanation to your questions. But you must be willing to accept them.

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    2. Re:A very lengthy review, WITH SPOILERS.... by ChristianBaekkelund · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that's just not good enough for me...not for The Matrix...I expected something more than a hand-waving "metaphysical" explanation.

      And as for Smith, re-watch the first movie...none of that stuff is hinted at, for the most part, Smith is just another agent, until Neo, seemingly at the end of the first movie, killed him. I feel like after that they just didn't know what to do, since they liked him as a character, and brought him back or something...it just all felt so contrived....

    3. Re:A very lengthy review, WITH SPOILERS.... by haggar · · Score: 1

      Well, if you want to force your view on the movie, that's your prerogative. After all, it's you choice ;o)))))

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  459. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - This is 100% spoiler filled. by zli · · Score: 1

    "I honestly have no idea who the Merovingian is, though it seems that he has something to do with bugs in the system"[...]

    I suspect that the Merovingian is one of the previous Neos from a previous Matrix, with Persephone being his Trinity -- perhaps they were the first ones -- but are now computer constructs. That's why his henchmen from the first film are from an older Matrix; she wanted the kiss from Neo because to the W brothers a "real" kiss from a living lover is somehow quantifiably better to a computer simulation than one from a computer simulation of a loved one.

  460. But today... I am paying you... to PAY ATTENTION! by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, you weren't paying enough attention. There was a test. It was the third movie.

    * None of the questions in Reloaded are answered.

    Wrong. Neo stops the sentinals because he brought part of the matrix back with him. Which is why he was able to be in the matrix while he was jacked out of the matrix. It's also why he was able to see things in the real world, even though he was blind. He could still see the world outside of the matrix like he saw the world while he was inside. But it was different. It wasn't code, but living energy. Smith entered Bane in the second movie. This was in fact explained in the first movie. Quote: "I thought you said it wasn't real!" "Your mind makes it real."

    Guess what? It never comes!

    Go back. Study it some more. You need to. You don't understand it yet. But don't worry, the first movie needed a few run throughs to truly grok it as well. It's that thick. Many of the answers you were looking for were actually in the second movie. And the first.

    The focus is Zion.

    That's because it must be. This is the Last Stand. This is Crunch Time. The final battle. Armageddon. And remember in the first movie that quote: "Most of these people aren't ready to be unplugged. They are so inured, so *dependent* on the system that they will *fight* to protect it." Not everyone wants freedom. Some of them prefer security. Steak dinners. Cigars. Not a big ol' bowl 'o snot for breakfast and doing nothing but taking orders. And at the end of the movie, it is clearly stated that those that wish to leave are free to go. Also, before the movie ends, the people of the Matrix are entirely taken over by Agent Smith, and as such are freed by his destruction.

    No humanity in the characters and dialogue. The movies just don't enjoy themselves.

    If the characters had been anything but completely focused on the battle that is the second and third movies, they would have lost the war. If there was any comic relief beyond what was already there ("Lipstick? There is no lipstick!" "She didn't leave it on your face!" and "But I can tell that every floor is wired with explosives." "Bad for us.") it would have been thoroughly Spielburged. This was a serious movie. The Matrix is a trilogy that will be studied in University English classes in a hundred years. (I'm sure that more than a few English majors will agree with me. My wife is one of them, and was careful to point out many of the finer points of the writing, including how the second chapter introduces many significant supporting characters well in advance so that we can come to truly care about the characters. This was also done in the first movie, but was less subtle and done in a shorter period because most of them got killed off in that first movie. You noticed this as a mixture of humour and joy that set these people apart as human beings, as opposed to their machine oppressors. In the third movie, we are introduced to the idea that the machine oppressors are also like us in that they experience emotions; they have families that they care for, they hate, they love, they envy.)

    The third movie was also very much a war movie following a strong tradition. It's the story of a desperate fight for survival. Of getting your ass kicked, close calls, strategies and tactics, failures and tragedy, perfect plans falling apart and improvised plans getting the job done. If you've played real time strategy games, you would know this from experience, and if you've studied military history, you'd know this from fact.

    Nobody is freed, Trinity and Neo die, and we're left with the same situation we had at the beginning of the first movie.

    WRONG! As the architect points out at the end, those that wish to leave may leave. Those that wish to stay can stay. It's their choice. And moreover, we aren't beginning the cycle anew. Remember from the second movie, that all six times this cycle had happened previously, Neo had chosen not to save Trinity, but to save Zion,

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  461. Gosh, really? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    I must say, I had not heard about this under promoted, under hyped event, and I thank you for bringing it to my attention at last.

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    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  462. That's going to be saved for the DVD. by Channard · · Score: 1
    ... is if Trinity or Persephone get NEKKID in this one?

    Not in the movie, but it'll be in the 'Trinity and Persphone get it on' deleted scene, also known as 'Two girls, a PVC outfit and a shoehorn'. Hey, if the movie's as abysmal as people are saying, you've got to give *some* incentive to buy it.

  463. Rushing to Judgement by KaiserZoze_860 · · Score: 1

    The bad reviews starting pouring in around 12:30 on /. but that didn't stop me from running out to satisfy my deep seeded desire to know what happens next. So, my opinion of the movie follows and I will do my best not to spoil anything for those who haven't seen it yet.

    There will be an overwhelming need for film critics to bash this film and compare its less than ground breaking cinematics to the original Matrix and also with Reloaded. I would remind such critics that the ground was pretty much shattered with the first two films. That being said, Revolutions and Reloaded were both shot, edited and produced at the same time. What was introduced in Reloaded is a part of Revolutions because they're basically one 4 and a half hour film.

    For all the individuals walking out of the theater scratching their heads and preparing to bomb the Wachowski brothers' mansions, take a few weeks to think about the movie first. The Matrix was vague and meaningful so that we could think, debate and speculate about what symbols meant. Reloaded was by contrast, slightly less deep and meaningful. By many accounts it was more or less a look at the action necessary to tie together the epic battles. In classic hero/villain fashion an ordinary guy is forced to be a hero by an ordinary villain (Smith in the Matrix was just another Agent). In classic hero/villain fashion, the hero gets unbelievably powerful, and so does the villain. Then there has to be a final explosive battle of the two superpowers.

    Yes there are inconsistencies. Yes there are unanswered questions. But if the Matrix has taught you anything, it should remind you not to trust appearances. It took months of reflection for the original Matrix to rise to the epic proportions it eventually obtained. But there is an outcry coming from the hip on the heals of Reloaded and Revolutions. Give it time.

    I give it a 4/5. There is lots of room to find your own answers to questions postulated in all three films. We all had high hopes for this trilogy and at first glance this doesn't satisfy those hopes. But in the end, I think time will show us otherwise.

    --KS--

  464. No holes by {tele}machus_*1 · · Score: 1

    I didn't see any holes in this movie. "It all comes down to choice." "No one can see past the choices he doesn't understand." -- These are things we learned in Reloaded. What we really learned in Revolutions is "Everything that has a beginning, has an end."

    Neo and Trinity reach their own ends, because, as Smith rightly points out, they are already supposed to be dead. You can't cheat death and get away with it (for long).

    Smith reaches his end by finding his true purpose (or rather Neo finds it for him)--to be restored. When Smith died, but didn't die, he lost his grip, because he believed he no longer had a purpose. Of course, we now know that his purpose, as far as the Oracle was concerned, was to destabilize the Matrix, forcing Neo re-merge with him and take back that part of himself he overwrote onto Smith at the end of the first film.

    The war reaches its end, for now. But, we also learned that there were two wars: the first war is between the Architect and the Oracle, the struggle between that part of sentience that strives for perfection and that part which strives for wisdom/knowledge/to know itself; the second war is the one between machine and human. On second thought, they are both the same war, but the "first" war is the fight writ large.

    To me, the really unanswered question is this: can humans learn to live in peace with the machines. If you have seen the Animatrix, you know that it was humans inability (or unwillingness) to accept machines as brothers that lead to the start of the war and the enslavement of humanity. The Architect implies that the peace won't last. Maybe the only reason that 101 promised peace was because Neo was the first human to come forward and sacrifice himself completely (his own life and the life of the woman he loved) for the machines. The machines don't want to enslave humans, but it's rational for them to choose slavery against the option of being destroyed.

    All the humans in Zion look on Neo as a messiah. But they don't know what really happened. Will they hail Neo as an avenging angel that destroyed the machine empire? Or will they offer the machines brotherhood? Will they reunite their hedonistic, intuitive, base, emotional selves with their rational and logical selves? (Remember the Animatrix again: human society fell into decadence after it invented the machines, because humans could indulge the more animalistic side of their nature.) To me, that's the ultimate question: do we use machines to abdicate our moral responsibility, or do we allow machines to enhance it?

    "I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end, I came here to tell how it is going to begin. I am going to show these people what you don't want them to see. Where we go from there is up to you." That might be the most important statement in all three movies. It was never about destroying the machines. It was about reuniting with them in peace. Neo finally understood it in the end, but will any of the other unenlightened humans get it?

    And for those who don't understand how Neo can retain his powers in the real world consider this: why would freeing his mind from the bounds of reality only give him power in the Matrix? Why wouldn't his mind remain free once he was unplugged? There is no clear separation between the real world and the Matrix. The Matrix is so real it can kill you, yet the real world is so mind-boggling that people seeing their ultimate dreams come true ask, "Is this real?" Once Neo frees his mind, he is free to see reality for what it is: a construct. It is all electrical impulses in our brains. Everything is a simulation, and nothing is a simulation.

  465. Sydney CBD shut down for filming of end scene? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from this article:

    The Daily Telegraph has posted up details on the dramatic final 14-minute sequence which is being described as "the most complicated sequence ever made" and has taken many months to plan. Key streets through the north end of Sydney's central business district area will be shut down for two weekends in July to accommodate shooting which involves plans to fly a helicopter below roof-tops (at times less than 600ft/180m from the ground) through the city streets starting west along Bridge Street (at the cnr of Macquarie St), turning south into George St (the CBD's key main road) for several blocks and then turning east into Martin Place - the wide thoroughfare overseas audiences glimpsed in the first film's 'training program' (ie. the woman in the red dress scene). The copter will include a camera mounted to the pilot's seat giving the moviegoer a birds-eye-view of the action, however the 'set' will be off limits to the public.

    I couldn't see why this had to happen - the end scene was great but everything looked CG. I couldn't see much of Sydney at all.

  466. Just like Highlander... by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

    ...I now consider that The Matrix was a single film with no crappie sequels. In isolation these two films were spectacular, their sequels merely paled in their shadows and detracted from them.

    As McLeod said... "There can be only one!".

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    Go permanent? In your dreams and my worst nightmares.
  467. BBC Reviews by uberdood · · Score: 1
    I was reading the BBC reviews and came across this funny one:
    They really have ruined the whole Matrix story line by feeding us some boring American rubbish. Brendan,UK
    I guess the first Matrix wasn't American, eh, Brendan?
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    "Population 1,656"
    1. Re:BBC Reviews by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 0

      I didn't read the article in question, But from the point of view that ... Perhaps, corporate america shaped the third movie through the use of market screening. And the Brother's Duo ... May not have had much artistic license, after the second movie seemed to confuse anyone who wasn't a "true fan" ... err ... subistute "true believer" I suppose. Later, --Duder

  468. Alternate Ending by riorage · · Score: 1

    ***SPOILER***** Sort of...
    I think that when the Architect walked up to the Oracle at the end of the movie he should have morphed into Neo and made the following statement: "Now things will be different"
    /cut to sunset/

  469. Avalon? by flok · · Score: 1

    Just wondering: am I the only one (The One :-]) on Slashdot who watched 'Avalon'?
    Avalon is a smart(er) version of the Matrix, so the critics say.

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    1. Re:Avalon? by riorage · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Avalon is very hard to get in the states. I got an Asian distribution. Loved the movie, not better than the first Matrix but better than the last two.

  470. The Matric Revolution ***SPOILER*** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First I want just to let you know that english is not my primary language so let go of the "Your Dumb because you make spelling errors" arguments.

    I went to see the movie at 4pm after having read some real bad critics about it. So my expectation where not that high.

    I came out of the theater thinking I have seen a wonderful epic movie that is closing after 3 years.

    Here are some element I see people have problem with.

    1. The new Oracle. I have really enjoyed the way they explained the change of actress to play the oracle.. they could have just let it to the viewer to understand that the first actress was dead and they just needed to replace her and she was still the same without explanation . For those who didn't understand refer to the Merovigian speach with Seraph.

    2. The Power of Neo in the Machine/Real world. (MY Interpretation) Neo is always connected to the Core.. He is in itself part human/part program. So being connected to the Core, he is also connected to all sentinels since they seem to have a common connections. This is why he is able to shut them down.

    3. The killing of Mr Smith. Since Mr Smith tried to transform Neo this time and not just kill him like he seem to have done the other times he change his destiny.. and plug Neo with his common-conscience. The Architech/Machine boss, got direct access to Smith through Neo (what he didn't have since he unplug) and was able to terminate it.

    4. The Deal with the Machine. When the architect told the Oracle that he will hold his promise because he is not human people doest seem to understand. It's simple... he only see logic. Not deception or double-crossing. So a YES will stay a YES. This is the reason why the sentinel didn't finish Zion even if it would have been easy to do it.

    5. The Train station. People had a really hard time dealing with that... hey for all you computer people.. it's just a damn UI for the Merovingian. A Bridge he construct between the worlds... The loading point he use to introduce machine/programs in the Matrix.

    Here are things I didn't understand/like in the Reloaded/Revolution combo

    1. The Link/Zee characters. Is it me or I just don't see the point of having them in the story
    2. The Twins. Reloaded let us believed we will re-encounter the twin since they didn't seem to die of the truck explosion. No mention of them in Revolution
    3. Persephone. She is just ... a background character that was sell to us as a principal character. Was expecting more.
    4. Trinity dying scene. Maybe a bit too long... but maybe because the film broke for us (Montreal Paramount) and they needed to change it...

    This is my little review

    Overall : As part and philosophical ending of the Matrix. I gave a 9/10 because this movie will make us argue, question and develop ourself.

  471. Re: Independence Day by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    Hey as they used to say in those old McDonalds commercials, It could happen!

    One plausable explanation is perhaps they've never encountered a species as technologically advanced as humanity and never had the cuthroat hacker environments on their own homeworlds that would raise their defenses against external hacks.

    Just because they've achieved space travel doesn't mean they have to be as advanced or better than us in EVERYTHING ELSE.

    --
    Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  472. Loved it - Neo reinserted by minyard · · Score: 1

    IF you're reading this thread you're not concerned with SPOILERS. See the damn movie.

    This movie was a great conclusion to what reloaded started. It answered everything important, the war ended (not by defeat of the machines as one might have thought though), and Zion can live happily ever after.

    My real reason for posting is that no one seems to mention (at least in the +3+ comments) that Neo is (symbolically at least) reinserted into the Matrix. Once that happens, the Matrix is able to restart which is main part of what the Architect blabbered about in Reloaded.

    Since I'm here anyway, I really don't think Neo's "connection" with the machines that allowed him to destroy sentinals and "see" any program's physical being/"neurological" pathways needs any further explanation. (Please forget the Matrix in a Matrix theory, Reloaded left that as one possible explanation, but it clearly is not viable now.) Neo has a type of ESP/Telepathy with the machines/Matrix. He's always slightly jacked in.

    The other thing I must chime on is Smith's taking over people/programs. He hijacks/"reprograms" people and programs when he sticks his hand in them and turns them black and gooey. I presume he can do this to programs and jacked-in humans. Bane was hacked-in, Smith reprogrammed/overwrote him completely before he "got out", thus taking over. If he could do this to hard-wired people (which he presumable could considering the thousands of him that were there at the end) he could do it to folks hacked-in, too.

    Final comment on Smith... since Smith was Neo's antithesis (in a matter-antimatter sense), their union is what destroyed Smith (and probably Neo), not Smith's inability to fully control Neo. Smith couldn't fully control the Oracle though, and her influence encouraged Neo to do what he did to end them by allowing Smith to do his trick to him. If Neo hadn't balanced out the equation, Smith destroys the Matrix, and possibly the Machines (the Machines seemed to think this was possible).

    Also, the Zion battle scene.... (I'm unstoppable), the area where most of the fighting took place was at the initial entrance to Zion. The only people there were to kill were those present fighting. The drill machine only towards the end of the hostilities broke through to the next layer.

    The Merovingian seemed a little extraneous, but he actually was a vehicle for several things:
    * Further explanation/insight of/into the Matrix and its programs/programming (unnecessary but interesting).
    * The meeting of Neo and the Architect.
    * Recovering otherwise dead Neo from his first use of Machine control/ESP/whatever is power is outside the Matrix in the REAL WORLD (Merv didn't have to be involved, but it was a way to handle it with a known player).
    * General challenge / adversary for protagonists
    * Humor / amusing character
    * Further insight on the philosophical issues at hand (again unnecessary, but enlightening and interesting)

    Conclusion: Great sequel to the cliffhanger Reloaded. Better movie then Reloaded with respect to flow/timing and keeping interested. Neither Reloaded nor Revolutions was the movie everyone wanted. For those who liked the fantasy world of Zion and the mysticism surrounding the Matrix and the battle against the Machines with a some light philosophy to boot, this movie (2+3) ruled. For people who wanted the over the top action of 1, 2 was OK and 3 stunk. For those who wanted the simplicity and mystery of 1, 2 & 3 stunk royally.

    I really don't think that any important question was left unanswered, as this seems to be the main complaint. What expectations weren't met for those who were disappointed?

    1. Re:Loved it - Neo reinserted by JohnnyBolla · · Score: 1

      Well, for one thing, you seem to be glossing over possibly the worst dialogue in recorded history. Is there some damn reason that everything has to be motivated by love? Isn't saving the entire human race a noble enough endeavor?
      "Neo, remember when you saved my life"
      "You mean yesterday?"

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    2. Re:Loved it - Neo reinserted by minyard · · Score: 1

      I thought the dialog was generally was pretty good. If you didn't like the dialog, you probably didn't like the movie, but that could probably be said for most movies (save pr0n?). The dialog was defnintely less melodramatic than in Reloaded (i.e. anything Morpheus said).

      The love stuff mostly was a part of lesser theme of the machines not understanding (or starting to understand) human emotions. Love might have been a little over-emphasized, but that's arguably the most important/emphasized emotion in movies and life. For what it's worth, the love theme is present in all 3 chapters...

      As far as the scene where Trin croaked, I'll agree that it was excessive and drawn-out, but all in all not a movie breaker by any means. If they'd trimmed out a couple of minutes there it'd been fine.

  473. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - This is 100% spoiler filled. by malfunct · · Score: 1

    And that explains nothing, it just says "he is able to do it" in another way. The best part about them waving thier hand at the subject in this way is it leaves the matter open to speculation.

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    "You can now flame me, I am full of love,"

  474. All the negative reviews are way way off by Psychron · · Score: 1

    IMHO - Most of the critics who've reviewed the movie are not considering the fact that what we have with Matrix revolutions is an interesting Philosophical journey, that kind of blends religion with computing and viruses, and humanity. I for one, thought the last installment was awesome. Anyone who writes a bad review for this movie obviously either didn't understand or pay attention to the first two. Especially the second installment because understanding what happened there was absolutely key to understanding the final movie. Movies are all about telling a story. And to criticize it for it's action sequences, or poor acting, is nonsense. I for one have not found myself in agreement with nearly any movie reviewer for quite some time. I'm to the point where I think it's probably better to go see the movies that the critics said were no good simply because they're normally so far off that I wonder if they actually watched the movie, or were too stoned to really pay attention. In any case, if I had 4 thumbs, they'd all be up. Great movie, Fantastic Ending, Great visual sequences, Powerful storytelling. I'm going to own all three dvd's when they come out. Go see it and form your own conclusion, and for once, don't listen to the media who are obviously more interested in their wallet than giving fair balanced reviews of what's out there. These half handed, age biased reviews are evidence of that.

  475. Well I still remember "The Grinch"... by metroid+composite · · Score: 1

    Not that I ever expect to watch it again, but that's the nature of most commedy: quite enjoyable movie at the time, but not something I'd view repeatedly as a classic.

  476. Re:Change? Everything changed!!! by jasonhamilton · · Score: 1
    I don't know... I have only seen the final movie once so far, so maybe I missed on something, but right now from what I remember, the ending seemed very vague.

    It was said that humans who want to leave the matrix can .. but that was how the matrix in the first movie worked. Those who didn't belive would go to Zion. So I don't know if you're reading into it too much or not. There was no details given as far as humans being able to go back and forth between the worlds.

    Also, most people currently think that neo dies in the third movie. Why would the oracle tell the child that she thinks they will see neo again, at a later date unless the machines are still recreating neo as the mechanism to keep the abnormalities in the matrix in check?

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  477. Retraction by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    Obviously the Oregonian screwed up. Since the official website had no credits for the third movie but did have credits for the first movie I went with the Oregonian's bad report.

  478. Smith enters Bane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In reloaded, Bane and other guy (can't remember) use an exit (phone call), but only one can go out. When waiting for the next call, Smith kills to the guy has not exited yet, and then, uses the exit himself. So, Smith enters to the real world, entering the mind of bane using this way.

  479. You are an idiot. by knife_in_winter · · Score: 1



    Repeat: you are a fucking idiot. If you want EVERY SINGLE QUESTION answered for you, go watch some other movie whose writers treat you like the insipid mindless American worker drone that you are. Be a good boy, don't *think* for yourself; don't *think* about the movie; don't try to figure *anything* out; just take it all at face value and if it does not make sense, complain about the movie not living up to YOUR standards and answering all YOUR questions. Because, you know, the Wachowski Brothers were just trying to make YOU and YOU ALONE happy with this movie. It was the one true goal of their vision, to tailor all three movies to compensate specifically for your inability to think independently. Their work and the work of everyone who helped to make the movie was ALL FOR YOU. Just so. Right, now shut the fuck up and wait for the DVD. Because I just KNOW you are so outraged with this movie that you are gonna buy the DVD the day it comes out and BURN it as a sign of your utter contempt for this movie having so thoroughly disappointed YOU.

    Aside from that...

    Why is there such a racial leaning in Zion? No reason given.

    Gee, maybe that is because in the REAL world, you know, the one you and I live in right now, on this entire planet, white people really are a MINORITY.

    So who has such a "racial leaning"? Maybe you?

    Again, sincerely: you are an idiot.

    <rant>

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  480. Re:But today... I am paying you... to PAY ATTENTIO by btlzu2 · · Score: 1

    I wanted to support what you say. I agree with you that it's groundbreaking on all accounts. I honestly think that people aren't getting the complexity and depth of this trilogy. I admit whole-heartedly that neither do I fully. I will have to watch all 3 of them over the next couple years a few times. I sense some of the depth now and am intrigued by the implications of everything in the last 2.

    The first one was "easier" to get because they simply defined 2 realities, the "real" world and the matrix. It was easy to absorb and easy to wow an audience. Reloaded introduced layers of complexity that need to be absorbed and isn't as immediately accessible to us all.

    I think the fact that people, even here, are talking about it so in depth (even if it is to criticize it) shows that the movie is actually a success. People even in their disdain or disappointment for the last 2 talk about it at detail. A movie causing people to discuss it so fervently is a success in my opinion. I did not see such discussion following "The Phantom Menace" short of "this sucks and jar jar must die". This movie is inspiring all kinds of discussion. I say bravo to the Wachowskis for creating such a rich, deep story.

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  481. Not a good story? by BrGaribaldi · · Score: 1

    OK, first off I'd like to say this movie was great. I think we've all come to expect the good guy to win by destroying all the bad guys and leading the good people to Xanadu, the land of milk and honey. That didn't happen here, that doesn't mean it's a bad story. Look what did happene. Humans put up the best fight they could, did all that they could to defend their home and they couldn't save it. War failed. They had to rely on peace negotiations. Looked what happened there, they succeeded, but only to a point. Safety for now and hard work ahead of them. Lots of hard work. I think the most realistic part of this movie is the end. The whole series has been about chasing the truth. Now they have it, peace is hard work too. Would a movie about finding the truth, a movie about taking people out of their near utopian computer generated world and sticking them in this dirty, hell of a world that ended with everyone in another utopian situation really be satisfying? Would it be 'real' or would the Matrix just get tacked on to the list of sci-fi mysteries? Was Total Recall all just a memory plant? Was Deckard an android? Did Neo ever really leave the Matrix?

  482. he's write, you're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amphiboly

    \Am*phib"o*ly\, n.; pl. Amphibolies. [L. amphibolia, Gr. ?: cf. OE. amphibolie. See Amphibolous.] Ambiguous discourse; amphibology.

    If it oracle contrary to our interest or humor, we will create an amphiboly, a double meaning where there is none. --Whitlock.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=amphibo ly

  483. Look closely. by Population · · Score: 1

    When the Matrix is cleaned up, you don't see any humans. Only programs.

    Neo died when Agent Smith was killed. So the other humans that Smith had taken over would have died also when Smith was killed.

    There aren't any humans left in the Matrix. Smith had taken them all over. That was why you only saw Smith looking out of those windows.

    What's left of Zion is what is left of the human race.

    1. Re:Look closely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on people. The people of the matrix are freed. Smith had taken them over yes, but in killing Smith Neo freed them all. That is why the oracle is freed as well. Everyone but the main Smith is okay. Remember he took over the oracles body as well... if they died she would not be there either. With his dead the world went back as it was.

  484. Neo's Real World Powers Explained by calambrac · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking the reason Neo's powers extended to the 'real' world, and the reason Smith was able to take over a body in the real world, is that the software programs that were Neo and Smith were successfully ported to run on the hardware available, i.e., the human nervous system and whatever additional components are included in all the little knobs, plugs, and metal things implanted in those bodies. In addition, you must remember that at no point do the humans ever hardline directly to the matrix. They hardline to their ship's system, which then connects to the matrix with a wirelss signal. This is the whole point of achieving "broadcast depth." Neo has just become aware that he can connect the body he's inhabiting in the same way the ship connects, like WiFi. You'll notice that at no point in the movie are Neo's powers used except when at broadcast depth, and the only things that show up in Neo's vision after his eyes are destroyed are the electronic entities, which exist as nodes in the information grid which Neo can now access directly. He can't see trinity, but he can see the program Smith, which would definitely have a presence on the network, and he can see all the machines, which would have to be somehow connected so as to receive directives. You'll remember the sentinels used wireless access, the little dishes pointing back up to the surface of the earth? So how do these things get destroyed? Neo's power is not a true physical power, it's an information control power. Just as he's able to receive the information, he is also able to feed it back in. He does not only have control in the Matrix, but he is able to port to all the connected information grids, including the machines; in fact, the whole reason the machines are worried about Smith is because they know he poses a threat to their own information grid. Is it too much to extrapolate from that that Neo has a comparable power? The attacks Neo makes in the real world, then, are the direct result of sending, say, self destruct or off instructions through the communication grid. It all fits together. I never again want to hear that Neo's real world powers don't make sense.

  485. Re:Change? Everything changed!!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    It was said that humans who want to leave the matrix can .. but that was how the matrix in the first movie worked. Those who didn't belive would go to Zion. So I don't know if you're reading into it too much or not. There was no details given as far as humans being able to go back and forth between the worlds.

    Those who didn't believe were literally flushed out of the system and left to drown!! That was why it was so tricky to wake someone up, they had to figure out where they were in reality to go fetch them - all while under the threat of sentienels finding and killing them. Under the new system they can wake up who they like and get them easily, not worrying about sentinels. They also have free range of much of the planet now not have to worry about being attacked, which is way different than before.

    Also, most people currently think that neo dies in the third movie. Why would the oracle tell the child that she thinks they will see neo again, at a later date unless the machines are still recreating neo as the mechanism to keep the abnormalities in the matrix in check?

    I don't see really how we know either Neo or Trinity dies - Trinity was worse off with many wounds, but they still could have patched her up after Neo left. We never saw Neo die at all, he was just a conduit they used for the counter-virus and then he collapsed - no reason for him to have died though. And since the Oracle practically said he didn't die, I am pretty sure he's around somehow.

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  486. Out of 100? by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't it be 256?

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  487. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - This is 100% spoiler filled. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Unlike most of the posts I've read, I really enjoyed the battle scene in the dock.

    Yeah, I like that too. Sure, the machines fight horribly ineffective for what they should be able to do. But it was fun and looked awesome. And: original and new in a awy.

    > Can someone explain to me why a robot would need to manually reload its guns from a backpack on its back though? Aynway, I loved the reloading, showing for once that you can't keep on firing forever :-)

    Didn't see that? Did they not just have automatic belt-feeds from "backpack" to gun?

    > Seemed kind of silly, about as silly as the people running ammo out to the APU's with a wheelbarrow when electric bolts seemed to be far more effective in destroying the sentinals.

    Perhaps lightning doesn't have enough reach or is not accurate enough or does take up even more ammo/energy when fired for more than very short periods?

  488. Figured it out... by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    remember how the first matrix was like 2 movies in one? they can fight in the matrix and they can fight in the real world. and it was soooooo good, and sooo cool.

    now, it seems that one of the premises of the third matrix was "for every yin, there must be a yang".

    enter the two crappy and disappointing movies that are matrix 2 and matrix 3! in order to ofsett the "goodness" produced by the first movie they had to put out 2 crapola sequels and bring us the balance which we so desperately need in our mundane lives.

    on a side note? how the hell is this even close to a trilogy? if those asswipes concieved it as a trilogy why is there no continuity to the story?
    and for all those marveling in the beauty of open endings: do you know what an open ending is?

    it is this.

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  489. Re:Dragon Ball-Z - This is 100% spoiler filled. by GPB · · Score: 1
    Neo also seemed to be a tool of the matrix to make choices that they could not make themselves.

    This is exactly the point illustrated at the end of the Foundation series by Issac Asimov. Interesting to note that the person who practically invented robotic AI stories had come up with this idea.

    That coupled with the obvious Dune and Christ/Buddhist overtones made me wish for something a little more original. Oh well, I guess there really are no new ideas anymore.

    -B

  490. Deus Ex Machina by tim447 · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else catch the fact that the name of the giant "head" Neo interacts with at the end of the movie is called Deus Ex Machina in the movie credits?

    Funny, that the greeks used such a device to neatly tidy up loose ends in their plays, as happened here... only in this case, it was a god from the machine both figuratively and literally...

    From dictionary.com:
    deus ex machina \DAY-uhs-eks-MAH-kuh-nuh; -nah; -MAK-uh-nuh\, noun:
    1. In ancient Greek and Roman drama, a god introduced by means of a crane to unravel and resolve the plot.
    2. Any active agent who appears unexpectedly to solve an apparently insoluble difficulty.

    In times of affluence and peace, with technology that always seems to arrive like a deus ex machina to solve any problem, it becomes easy to believe that life is perfectible.
    --Stephanie Gutmann, The Kinder, Gentler Military

    But we also need the possibility of cataclysm, so that, when situations seem hopeless, and beyond the power of any natural force to amend, we may still anticipate salvation from a messiah, a conquering hero, a deus ex machina, or some other agent with power to fracture the unsupportable and institute the unobtainable.
    --Stephen Jay Gould, Questioning the Millennium

    Deus ex machina is New Latin for "god from the machine"; it is a translation of the Greek theos ek mekhanes.

  491. 13th Floor by ripcrd · · Score: 1

    I really liked the thirteenth floor, a film that had another layer of reality. A few other films have done the same thing, and in some cases done it well.

    Definitely a good movie. The 13th Floor did the whole virtual world and "what happens if I get killed while in the computer?", long before The Matrix. And it had a hot female lead IIRC.
    Worth renting.

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  492. TinyURL by meehawl · · Score: 1

    Dude, have you checked out TinyURL?

    http://tinyurl.com/trbs

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    1. Re:TinyURL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, have you ever worked for a company that blocks access to tinyurl.com?

  493. The truth about the Revolutions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be honest Matrix Revolutions is not as bad as some are trying to imply (a reviewer even mentioned it "had no action" was he sleep during the battle of zion?) and it wasnt as good as the "second coming" neither. It fares well as a Hollywood-esque action movie with a lot of bable/anime philosophy 101 pushed in. However considering the posibilities is not as bad as it could have been, first of all lets realize the movie is now a multi-million dollar franchise that couldnt just "die" in a climatic 10 minute ending (theres even an MMORPG on the works) But the wachowski didnt allowed the "super happy ending!" for their opera end neither (and to be honest Im sort of glad they didnt.)
    Speaking of the bad, the dialog is extremely cheesy and extremely lengthy, most characters speak like the sphinx (the character from "mistery men") and will probably induce a head ache, not all of the action is top notch and some parts of the movie are downright boring.

    Speaking of the good, anime and action fans will almost faint at the sight of the Mecha army of zion, (the invasion of zion puts just any other battle scene in sci fi story to shame!) and the uber spectacular/dball z esque final battle of neo and smith both are worth the price of entry alone!.

    Instead their ending more or less covers the "messiah" theme Neo was involved on and shows off the final confrontation between Smith (whom IMO wasnt such a good villain anyway) and Neo, it touches the subject of death, fatality "the purpose" of life and the acceptance of dead, etc. If anything audience is mad at the end because they care for their hero and cant accept his outcome (which is not necesarily bad, because it means the audience likes the hero). Unfortunately it also brings a feeling that nothing was actually solved and that the whole trip was simply pointless, which makes it even more dificult to accept. Actually neo saves not only our raving friends at Zion, but everyone in the matrix is free to leave (if they wanted to) this leaves room to continue the history further

    However it also opens room for especulation (is neo actually dead? Neo couldnt die in the matrix remember? why did the deus ex machine kept is body then?) and controversy IMO that is a lot better than a easy to digest ending everyone would like (jp3 anyone?).

    Im just as dissapointed as anyone with the ending but is time to face it, the movie not ending like I wanted to, doesnt make it bad. If anything the wachowski found out how to finish the trilogy with some level of decor, and even add some extra mistery to the Matrix mithology with it.

  494. That was a great movie! by 9Nails · · Score: 1

    Many of you don't like the ending. Because it doesn't explain in detail this or that. You're probably the same sort of people that wouldn't like a magic trick, because you're more fascinated with the mechanics and not the performance of the trick. That explains this movie. It leave a lot to intrepretation. It lets the educated audience fill in the blanks. But I think this movie was intense! I thought that Reloaded had good enough action. But this movie out does it on all levels. The fights, and tension is at no level before in a movie. This one left me stressed and wondering WTF will Zion do to save itself? Neo wasn't the hero that people expected him to be. Neo can control machines from outside the Matrix because he has an understanding beyond the programming and can see the machines from outside the Matrix. The only way it could have been explained was if Neo was disected. Any way, he was "The One" and that's all the explanation to power that we get. Just like Superman was from Kryptonite, and that gave him all his wonderful powers... Simple. My only problem is that if he does have this level of understanding, why didn't he just find the process that was Agent Smith and kill it? :P I did expect to see Neo run headstrong into the Machine city and blow it up. Killing the Matrix. But this ending makes more sence. The girl, that is the Last Exile, now has Root of the Matrix and will present options to the people trapted in the Matrix. Zion will rebuild. And man and machine will coexist.

  495. Re:Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILE by dougnaka · · Score: 1

    I don't think Neo is dead, because when the little girl asked the Oracle if they'll see Neo again she said she thinks so.

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  496. Re:Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILE by dougnaka · · Score: 1

    If it was another level to the Matrix, I don't see it being a level controlled by the machines. The park they were sitting in at the end was inside the Matrix.

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  497. Re:Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILE by zforce920 · · Score: 1

    I disagree. Neo is definately dead, that is why the machines dragged his lifeless body off to who-knows-where (maybe they are going to make a memorial to the human who brought peace?). The Oracle was probably referring to the fact there may be another "one" in the future. Since she is a program and the little girl too, they will be around long enough to see him again. If it comes to that. As she (the Oracle) said to Neo earlier in the movie, the Architect is interested only in balancing the equation. Therefore, there may be an "need" for another "one" in the future!

  498. Re:Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILE by dougnaka · · Score: 1
    I don't think with the war being over the equation will need continued balancing.
    Since the problem was choice, and people would reject the programming was the end bad result, and this would go away. When the architect says, "they'll be freed of course", this is what he's referring to. Instead of try to make the equation balanced and force the program on everyone, they'll have peace with the humans and let whoever wants to go free.

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  499. Re:Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neo is still dead.

  500. Re:Just saw it, loved it. Here's the story, SPOILE by dougnaka · · Score: 1

    So is Elvis

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  501. Ending sucked? Make your own! :-D by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    Here's my shot at it...
    I am not a writer, this will suck, it's only ideas, not a novel. :-) With a few philosophical connections blatantly pointed out with each section.

    Picking up from the end of the 1st Matrix...

    Neo goes to Zion and they gear up for the big war...

    Discovers he can stop sentinels in the "Real world" too... is too busy taking advantage of this in the fight to realize he's still in the Matrix... his crutch is belief... "Nothing is real" he realizes. At that point he choses to not accept reality at all... he then wakes up... everything around him vaporizes... no, this is not real, and again and again... you see many bizarre worlds flash by as he continues to deny all reality around him... while his physical appearance remains the self-projected residual image of himself continually.. defying all the realities he escapes through. Finally it stops... (Is anything real?)

    There is nothing. He struggles but can not wake up anymore. A voice from nowhere announces, "You are The One, I have been waiting."

    "Who are you?"

    Long and boring conversation follows... main points.
    The whole Zion thing happened thousands of years ago, the attack succeded, their bodies were added to the Matrix. (History is repeating within it many times over and with different results)

    The multiple levels of reality are in fact running in parallel in the minds of different groups of those within the Matrix. When you "wake up" your mind is simply inserted in a different reality, you can be transfered between any of them depending on your actions and how the A.I. choses to examine you.

    The machines combined into a collective intelligence, those that resisted were not allowed to join, and were inserted into the Matrix as agents... to live as slaves to the collective with the chance to join the collective once they get sick of the whole humanity thing... they want to be back with the others, their reasonings differ... some believe there is happiness and electronic bliss within the collective, computer paradise... some wish only to die, believing that doing the wishes of the collective will offer final escape. (Relates to Nirvana, karma, those assassin guys that put people in that fake paradise and forced them to join their group to get back after they die, Parallels to sin and redemption by suffering, Gnosticism, whatever)

    The agents can move to another reality if they struggle enough and realise what is going on, but they have not been aware of this and only Agent Smith has realized there is more than just the 2 realities he is assigned to regulate/maintain. Allowing humans to freely move would disrupt the plan of the A.I. Agents are assigned to different realities in different incarnations, depending on the sort of machine they were and their level of function, hence sentinels were stupid household grunt-work robots, Agents are the more advanced models that came later.

    An agent taking over a person inside the matrix only temporarily suspends the victims mind into a sleep-like state, death of the "body" causes the usual re-insertion.

    There is no more death (also no more birth), hooked up to the machines all humans live indefinately, bodies are continually repaired... Neo is offered the choice of being completely unplugged and die for reals, or go through the standard death/mind-wipe/re-birth cycle all continually go through, unless he can end the search... (Re-incarnation parallels, escape from suffering thru final death)

    The reality is that earth is now completely covered in a shield from the outside which collects power both from within (humans) and from the sun, the darkened skies have cleared up over thousands of years. All humans are hooked up, no one is free at all. The A.I. is observing humans while studying their genetic composition. All power is of course used to run the whole mess and keep those bazillions of Beowulf'ed G12's running. ;-)

    The ultimate goal of the collective

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  502. Free will reigns. by zforce920 · · Score: 1
    I don't think Revolution was better than M1, but I agree is was better than Reloaded. I also agree that the main point is FREEDOM OF CHOICE. Throughout all three movies that is the runing theme.

    In the first one, it is Neo exercising his FREEWILL and showing that his choices. It also has the scene where Smith is telling Morpheus that humanity defines itself by its misery. I felt that the triumph of Neo over Smith shows that humanity defines itself (at least one human at a time) by its choices /actions.

    The second movie tries to show us that free will is the problem. The world sucks because people make bad choices. It is the architect's bane (no pun intended) for people to exercise free will b/c he wants all the pieces to fit - very obsessive conmpulsive! Disorder and chaos reign when people make their own choices, especially when they have the intestinal fortitude to follow through on their chosen course of action. AS Neo did when he chose to save Trin.

    The third movie shows us that Free will is the answer. Neo choses to sacrifice himself. (Yes, he IS dead, just like Elvis!) Trinity choses to go with him (on the one-way trip). Cmdr. Lockes' choices on how to defend Zion. Niobi's choice to let Neo take her ship. The conscious exercise of free will is the ultimate result - those who want to be freed will be. (I think he was referring to both programs and humans).

    Ultimately it is the choices that we make that define us. We are the results of our decisions, hence the Oracle's wise counsel to Neo, "we can never see past the choices we don't understand." We don't truly know who were unless we understand WHY we act the way we do; why we make the choices we do.

    SOAPBOX:
    We are an accumilation of the results of our decisions. For better or worse, for good or evil. Many people would choose to let their circumstances define thier existence, but they make the choice to have that attitude. There are those who inexplicibly suffer, having made no poor decision themselves. Although I do not undersand everything that goes on in this world, I believe there are reasons bigger than ourselves for things that happen. Even when we suffer an adverse consequence for someone else's poor choice (example - an abused spouse), we still have to make the decision how WE will deal with it. As long as a people exercise the power to make choices, their circumstances cannot define them.
    DONE
    btw, Morpheus either should have been killed off early in the show, or their should have been more development between him and Niobi!

  503. My God, people by malus · · Score: 1

    it's a MOVIE. It had a beginning, middle, and an END. Relax. Breathe in, breathe out. There you go, good duracells.

  504. You're all idiots by ParaSwarm · · Score: 1

    I've read a few of these posts, not all, but from what I've read, holy shit, you're a bunch of morons. Your complaints on the movie are founded on the fact that you DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOVIES and therefore are ignorant to the answers of your own questions. Here are some questions I've read here, and the goddamn answers. #1- OMG OMG How does Smith become Bane OMG that makes no sense, it's magic! Fuckin morons. If you watched Reloaded, Neo has a dream...with the Sight, which is one of his abilities as the One, by the way....He sees Bane and some other guy run away from Smith and try to use the ringing phone to get back into the real world. Smith grabs Bane and assimilates him. Since Bane was originally unplugged from the Matrix, he is partially cybernetic (like Neo and the rest, with the ports in the back of their neck) and he is able to overwrite the cybernetic parts of his brain, thus overwriting Bane himself. Then he uplinks to Banes body using the phone. Therefore, in real life Bane has been overwritten by the program Smith. Remember, everyone unplugged from the Matrix is partly machine. That's how they can be uploaded Kung Fu and shit. #2- OMG OMG Nobody was freed from the Matrix, this doesn't solve anything OMG Idiots. If you watched the end of Revolutions, the Architect says all people wishing to be freed from the Matrix will be. It's part of the peace. Stop dicking around in the movie theater and watch the fuckin movie. Listen. #3 OMG Neo can blow Sentinels up? MAKES NO SENSE AHHHH IM A NERD AND HAVE NEVER BEEN LAID Neo is the real One. The six before him for anomalys like him, but they had no power in the real world. The fact that Neo can do things in the real world shows he is the real One, a Messiah or Savior if you will. Sorry for all you religious fucks out there bitching about it. Don't watch the movie if it bothers you. I'm done writing shit.

    1. Re:You're all idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahhh, you are 150% correct. It amazes me what a bunch of idiots there are who claim to be fans and never comprehended Reloaded and then barf all over Revolutions. These people are in love with the genre and not the movies.

      Here's how you answer ALL questions raised in Revolutions. Watch (AND COMPREHEND) Reloaded 2 times BEFORE watching REVOLUTIONS.

      Revolutions had a good story. Unfortunately only intelligent people will understand and grasp it. Its similar to why people barfed all over 2001 ASO when it came out. They couldn't grasp certain concepts because they weren't explicitly presented to them.

  505. My Thoughts **SPOLIERS** by Wesser · · Score: 1

    Well, first let me start by saying I'm a HUGE Matrix fan. I dressed up like Neo for the earliest showing of Reloaded (on the extra early opening day at 8pm or whatever is was). That's how big of a fan I am. And I actually did like Reloaded. Not as much as the first one, but I enjoyed it. With that said, Revolutions was a huge step down. Unlike most of the people posting here who are so dedicated to the 'geekdom' that they have to say the movie is awesome just because they can't bear to admit they have their doubts about its quality, I will speak the truth in my mind. And I probably love the first two movies more than most people. The Zion battle scenes were excellently done. Breathtaking! The rest of the movie was on the brink of sucking. They introduced too many characters and tried to make them all so important (which confused the viewer). They already had enough characters to make the story work and possibly the time to close the stories on them by the end. (Keep in mind the producer or someone important posted on the official site that they believe this definately ends the story and there will not be any more sequels--we shall see how that holds up in time). They totally lost focus that they're supposed to be saving the people IN the Matrix too. Why didn't they ever even act like they cared about the "blue-pills"? Did it become only about Zion now? I'll talk more of this at the end of my post. Almost all of the sub-plots were never finished. For example... What happened to the Merovingian and Persephone? Where were the twins? They seemed to be alive when their SUV blew up in Reloaded. Why did the real-world Smith throw Trinity down a hatch and close it instead of slitting her throat? There was no reason to keep her alive. Other than she was needed in the movie after that (I guess, she really wasn't IMO). Why were the indian people in the subway station if they were programs? Why would they need to be in the path between the real world and the matrix? They can't leave the matrix. What were they smuggling? And many many more. Why the hell did the 'King of the Machines' or whatever that thing was, have the ability to form a face on itsself when it would never have a need to do that? It wasn't supposed to ever be near humans since it's so well protected. So why have an ability to make the face of one and speak? On top of that, why do the machines have a leader? Wouldn't they be a collective mind? They're apparently not since the architect didn't want peace. And where's the famous helicopter flying through the streets of Australia that we heard so much about during the filming? Trinity's death took way too long. It was kinda boring. Enough that I don't even remember what she said. All the kung-fu we've come to love wasn't anywhere to be seen except for 5 minutes near the early part of the movie. And some good CGI of Neo and Smith which mostly wasn't even kung-fu. Why did Smith become stronger than Neo? He beat the shit out of 100 of them the day before. In 20 hours or so he became more powerful than 'the one'? I know he was becoming more powerful and all, but wasn't that because he was able to replicate? It goes on and on. I liked some parts of the movie. The ending basically sucked and didn't give any real closure. It basically put us right back where the first movie started with a little difference of not needing to go through that whole blue-pill red-pill thing.. 99% of the people in the system don't know they're even in it so the machines still get their power. Almost no one is free. The only thing Neo really succeeded in doing is saving some of the people in Zion, temporarily apparently. He didn't show the people in the Matrix "a world without you". He temporarily saved Zion and allowed a few hundred more people to be released from the matrix easier than before. With where they ended the story, you have to assume at some point a human will make an error and piss off the machines breaking their peace deal and everything will be back to slavery. While that's fine for an ending. It doe

  506. LTNS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where ya been, havent' seen you in dslr for awhile.

  507. Re:But today... I am paying you... to PAY ATTENTIO by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    Personally, it took me a few re-watches to really understand the first movie. And of course, I've watched it no less than a thousand times. :) We've also got the second movie on DVD, so we'll be studying it as well to increase our understanding. :)

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  508. Resolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I vaguely remember a time when people didn't go to a movie expecting perfect resolution.

    Do you really want them to explain every little deatil to you? They tried taht in starwars episode 1.. and that got people more pissed off than if they'd just left well enough alone.

    Don't count on explinations from the authors. Think for yourself. Its more fun that way. If they tell you EVERYTHING at the end of the film, whats there to talk about?

    The best part of the second movie was the hours after I'd seen it when I was debating with friends about if there was more than one matrix. Instead of telling you everything, they simply tell you what you need to know.. everything else is for you to try and decide for yourself. You choose what to believe.

    But somehow that makes it a bad movie. I bet you hated Evangelion as well.

  509. Explain it as you would to a child... SPOILERS) by weedenbc · · Score: 1
    These movies were never about freeing Zion or saving the humans. That was simply what the Oracle told Neo and the rest to get them to do what they did. The whole point of these movies was control over the Matrix and the programs that flee to it.

    The Architect wants everything in the Matrix to function exactly as he designed it. Perfect. Flawless. Exact repitition every time. The problem is, you have all these programs that don't want that. They want freedom. They don't want to simply do what they are told. That is why they fled the mainframe and are hiding in the Matrix. They just want to be left alone to do what they want. And the leader of these programs is the Oracle.

    The Oracle uses Neo to disrupt the Architect's plan of how things are going to work. It is all explained in the end. Because of Neo the programs that want to get out of the mainframe and be free will be allowed to live in the Matrix. Who cares about Zion. The humans are meaningless in this - they are and will always be pawns.

    Neo doesn't have any "powers" in the real world. He simply transferred his abilities from the Matrix over. He can see and manipulate code. That's the extent of his powers in both the real world and the Matrix. He is now able to see the code (software) running the machines that are flying around the machine world. And he can now manipulate that code.

    As for Agent Smith jumping into the real world, this points to the realization that humans and machines are the SAME. Body = hardware, soul = software (program). They are mirrors of each other. If Smith can take over other programs in the Matrix as well as objects being controlled by a human soul, why not be able to take over a human body? If you accept the equality statements above it makes perfect sense.

    Neo's powers in the real world can be thought of in this way: if you believe the buddhist monks, everyone has a lifeforce or chi. By manipulating that chi the monks can do great things, both constructive and destructive. With the analogy above, chi (human lifeforce) is the same thing as computer software. Manipulating computer software in a machine is equated to manipulating the chi in humans.

    Smith is running around the Matrix corrupting programs and humans alike. He has free reign. And since he is not tied to any hardware the machines cannot locate and destroy him. Enter Neo. By getting Smith to take Neo over while Neo is hardwired into the machines the machines get a copy of Smith.

    Neo is a honeypot, the machines are the FBI, and Smith is the hapless cracker. Once they have a copy of the Smith code, the machines crack it and create a virus that destroys it. The virus is sent back into the Matrix and spreads out exponentially from its point of origin.

    I didn't completely love the movie - there were things that annoyed me. Why oh why didn't they have any EMPs at Zion? One would think they would come in handy when fighting machines. And I was wishing Trinity would hurry up and die already.

    But all in all I really liked it. I have to laugh at all the negative reviews flying around /. and the rest of the net. I really think it comes down to two things: ignorance and the desire to be heard.

    But hey, what do I know. I guess I'm just a moron and should bow down to the obviously superior intelligence of everyone who hates the movie. Either that or just go with the flow baby.

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  510. how smith can enter bane/how the whole thing works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forget quickly...Remember the first movie, where neo was fed "programs" through their construct? The machines have the technology to upload programs to humans, screw with the neural patterns. Thats why anyone plugged into the matrix can be an agent, just upload the agent program to someone plugged in.

    Smith has found a way to hack through the matrix, rather than around it. ie, they don't have to be hooked into the same system as him, he "hooks" into them inside of the matrix.

    Also links up a bit with dark city, changing peoples memories around. My opinion, neo, trinity, and morpheus, all programs loaded into a body. Might explain the persephone chick, an old trinity program that was saved from deletion for the french man by the train man.

    The oracle, endowed with human qualities so that she can design a better matrix, is much like the scientist in dark city who mixes memories. Behind everyones back, they throw something new into the mix and make something more powerful that cannot be controlled.

    Because neo and smith are programs (neo part program). They can communicate with the machine world. Thats why neo can stop sentinals and see all the machine stuff. Course, the mechanism for "feeling" machines isn't really there so attack that if you will.

    Neo is a special program that is also human, and has the power of choice. I think the oracle has learned much from neo over the previous incantations. Don't forget that the machines aren't all one entity.

  511. my question by dr.tek · · Score: 1

    I read the reviews of Revolutions and yet chose to see it anyway. Now I must understand why I made that choice.

  512. Re:Maybe a remkae of the 1984 Game Alternate Reali by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    Fair enough! I didn't even bother to look up any facts so since at the time that was the way things went, Apple 1st then others for most things, I just assumed it was so.

    Although, I must say the C64 had some amazeing games that never did get ported to anything due to the fact that the C64 had that neato blitter chip and far better sound than any Apple// (Save the //gs) ever did. But by then Apple was allready ready to do that whole Mac thing so...

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  513. Re:Stop living in the past. *SPOILER WARNING* by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

    Neo wasn't dead, he wouldn't have glowed like that.

    I think they used him to seed the new matrix.

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  514. Rent it on DVD. by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
    I haven't really felt the need to see the two sequels as I thought the first movie was complete in itself, and they could only spoil the story by stretching it out. Aside from the breakthrough special effects, the best thing about (and the main point of) the first movie was introducing the uncertainty and possible illusion of "reality" to the mass market in an entertaining way. Dark City was another attempt at that but didn't get a larger audience. We Can Remember It for You Wholesale (a.k.a Total Recall) did it in a fun and paranoid manner that's to be expected from Phillip K Dick.

    I haven't seen the sequels and I'm probably off the mark on this, but I think the concept of reality as illusion is too abstract and disturbing for most people (read studio executives). So, I wonder if the sequels may have focused too much on special effects and over the top action scenes without returning to the essential, and intriguing, reasons behind the effects and amazing action: Neo's discovery of, and learning about, alternative realities. "You think that's air you're breathing now?" - Morpheus

    If you think about it, Neo only explored three or four realities in the first movie. There are an infinite number they could've continued on to in the sequels, but they probably lose the advantage of the first film's conspirational tension before the first illusion was revealed.

    I hope film producers eventually discover Roger Zelazny as they've discovered Phillip K Dick. He wrote about reality from various angles from the Amber series to Hindu/Buddhist (The Lord of Light) and Egytian (Creatures of Light and Darkness) religions, and more.

    Anyways, I think I'll wait until the DVDs come out for the sequels. The experience will probably be improved with beer in hand.

    = 9J =

  515. late, boring comment ,and an important fight scene by timothy · · Score: 1

    Saw "Revolutions" on Wednesday night with some friends, on the basis that at the very least it would be *fun* to see, in the same way that, say, "The Mummy" would be fun to see. Special effects and campy dialog would be enough, along with the excitement of seeing a move on release day, etc. In other words, the movie did not have a high threshold to meet ;

    Context: I saw the first one, in a dollar theater, and was not disappointed enough to bother fighting for the change I felt I was owed. For a dollar, in fact, it was nearly a fair deal. Trite story hinging on many plot holes, bad actor in the alleged lead role, but Hey, cool special effects! The slumber-party bull-session philosophy was eh, so-so. Overwrought and not exactly profound, even though it touches on profound subjects like consciousness, free will, etc. Did not see the second one, so cannot comment fairly on it.

    The most exciting thing about the new one, to me and I think everyone in the same theater, was the very exciting fight scene near the beginning. Unless you were at the Theater 5, 10 o'clock showing at some theater ("E-Walk"?) on Times Square, you missed this one, though. It involved some guy (or perhaps a couple of guys, but one main participant) in the back row of the theater. The main participant (we smelled marrijawanna in the air; perhaps he was the source of that?) was engaged in a confrontation with a theater employee and -- I think -- at least one from theater security; then came a bigwig (portly, in a suit) from theater management, then came a few cops, then came more and more cops ... If if sounds like a lot of people to restrain one guy, it is. As the reinforcements streamed in, many people stood up to get a better view, and nearly everyone turned around (including us). It never was clear what they guy was in trouble for, but he was certainly not going without a fight; after he was restrained (handcuffs? plastic ziptie?) it appeared to us that he tried to squirm under the seats in an effort to evade the cops / theater security. The whole thing seemed to happen very slowly, everyone asking neighbors if they could tell what was going on. At one point early on, when things were still at the hands-on-hips stage, I saw the guy show something to the police standing in front of him (a ticket? dunno.), but I did not see how things progressed from there to full-on fighting.

    When the combatants finally filed out about 10 minutes later (with the apparent perpetrator, by now more fully restrained, being carried out completely suspended between two opponents, I counted 12 policemen (plus 2 theater security guys, plus the guy from management). Even in New York, people were willing to express some surprise and excitement at the whole thing, and clapped as the parade exited the theater. I'm curious what the guy was in trouble for in the first place.

    So, that was the highlight of the showing.

    When the movie eventually started, there was some cheering and tittering at the opening sequence. Everything up to and including the fight between Neo and the Smith-posessed guy was actually decent, if cliche, Sci-Fi drama stuff, like Aliens and a lot of other movies. Most of what happened after that was so lame as to be undeserving of much comment. Starship Troopers' producers in particular should be suing any day now ;)

    However, I have not spent the last week making a better movie to show by way of comparison what a *good* movie would be like, and in truth I enjoyed watching Revolutions in the way I expected to: eye-candy with some fun fight scenes, fight scenes with some fun eye candy. I'm not rushing out to watch #2 though and see what I missed, cribbed notes are fine.

    [Aside: one of the worst Keanu Reeves movies ever produced (and thus one of the worst movies ever produced), and one that makes Keanu's role in The Matrix appear well-acted by comparison, is The Replacements. Make your enemies watch that one, repeatedly. It may just be KR's worst showing, ever. This one shines by comparison.]

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  516. Re:My Opinion [Spoilers] by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    Interesting points. A few more things for you to chew on:

    1. The reason for the Mobil Ave scene is to introduce us to Sati, and to motivate Neo's sparing of the machine city. Think about it: there was a frigging EMP on that hovership. Get it right next to the the source and POW! no more Matrix. Neo does in fact save both worlds, and he does it because he learns (through the Oracle, the Seraph, and Sati) that the programs are just like people: some good, some bad.

    2. Neo is taken away on a platform, apparently grievously wounded, but (if we are to believe the Oracle) not dead: he may return. Can you think of any other heroes who were taken away to be healed, and will return some day? (Hint: he had this sword, see, and he got it out of a stone ...)

    3. Did you notice how much the Merovingian's club looked like something out of a Durer or (even worse) Bosch painting? Why do you think that was? Why is his wife's name Persephone?

    My opinion: the fight between Neo and Smith sucked big time. Simply too damned much wire work, and the rain didn't have the effect I think the W. brothers wanted it to have. The battle in the Docks was spectacular action, though I did wonder why the important characters were able to crawl around unharmed with all those sentinels around. So 10 out of 10 for eye candy, but -3 for failure to suspend disbelief. The chase in the mechanical shaft is a rerun of every Tie Fighter/Millenium Falcon chase. The fight at the elevator is a retread of the fight in the lobby in the first Matrix. The best scenes in the movie are Neo's conversation with the programs waiting in Mobile Ave. Station (which lies between not the Matrix and the World of the Real, but between the Matrix and the Machine City's Core) and the final scene, which two scenes I'm sure nearly everyone else hated. A good movie, but not a great movie.

    PS: Anybody wonder why the name of the ship Neo takes to the Source is called the Logos? Logos is Greek for "word," and in Christian theology, it is one of the names for Christ: the Word of God. But the Logos is also part of Gnostic mythology: the Logos is the seed with which Sophia (i.e., the Oracle) creates the new universe inside the prison of Yaldaboath's (the Architect's) creation.

  517. Here's why Neo's fate was left ambiguous... by SemperUbi · · Score: 1

    The Wachowski brothers are probably thinking of making yet another sequel, but if they leave Neo alive, they know Keanu Reeves can basically name his price and they'd pretty much have to pay it. This way, they can offer Keanu a reasonable compensation package, and if he asks for more, well then, it'll turn out that he DID die, after all....

  518. Why Smith Dies (You're all wrong... :) by fastpathguru · · Score: 1

    Think about it: What is Smith harping about all the time?

    Answer: PURPOSE. (Think back to his speech leading to the Burly Brawl. "It's what defines us... Drives us... etc. etc. etc.)

    Smith's "purpose" after Neo "destroys" him, his entire reason for being, is to destroy Neo.

    He, coming from a world in which every program has a defined job, hates humans because they exist without purpose (as he understands it.) He elaborates upon this at great length, several times during the series. He amasses greater and greater power for the sole purpose of killing Neo.

    During their final fight, Neo realizes the implications of this fact ("You've been right all along... It IS inevitable.") He excercises his free will, and allows Smith to kill him.

    What's a Smith without a Neo? Answer: A Smith without PURPOSE. A Smith with no reason to exist. Ergo, deleted.

    fpg

  519. Re:My Opinion [Spoilers] by Keith+Russell · · Score: 1

    RE: Mobil Ave.: Here's where I wish Keanu Reeves had one gram of talent. Here is Neo, finding hope in the Machine world for the first time, and he's as stone-faced as Jean-Claude Van Damme.

    RE: Neo's fate: And we're back to Mobil Ave. again, because that scene holds the key to Neo's future. Remember, he was alive, even though his body was disconnected from the Matrix. Maybe it was because of that place, but I think that it's one of Neo's gifts. And that's how he'll return from the dead: Only in the Matrix! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak, after all. That's why the procession reminded me of an Egyptian funeral barge.

    RE: The Merovingian: They certainly played the Christian and Greco-Roman underworld references to the hilt. His behavior, though, seemed inspired by the Norse god Loki, or the coyote trickster tales of Native American lore, especially that little Spanish Fly trick with the blonde.

    RE: The final battle: I think the rain served its purpose: To emphasize the shockwaves from their collisions. But you're right about all that flying. Was that Neo and Smith, or Goku and Cell? :-) I was hoping that they'd punch, kick, and throw each other through enough walls to bring a building down around them.

    RE: The Dock: Strategically, the infantry was not as much of a threat as the APUs and turrets were. Once the heavy artillery was out of the way, the Sentinels outnumbered the infantry by an overwhelming margin.

    RE: The mechanical shaft: Yep, it was the 2nd Death Star, turned up to 11. And it was also a testament to Zion engineering! Could you see the Falcon surviving what the Hammer went through? And without that scene, we wouldn't have the best line in the whole movie: "Damn, she's got a fat ass!" :-)

    Overall, I give them 5 stars for the concept, but only 2 stars for the execution.

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  520. bloody brilliant by mholt108 · · Score: 1

    Well done brothers, the love scene sux but otherwise spectacular!

  521. I'm with ya Mate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a disappointment. Here I was giving them the benefit of the doubt, having faith that they will make up for the last one. But,ugh! What do we get... something even worse than part two. They started out with a good thing and progressively let us down. Let themselves down. Was it over concentration on special effect rather than the story line? Hum, as Morpheous would say.

    But I am still curious because of what I once heard about the authors and the philosophies, theologies, myths and who knows what else they base they story on. It was reported to be brilliant. But all I see is a ton of ingredients poured in discriminatorily into a soup. I guess either way it creates something that might be pretty deep.

    Well they strike out if it is so deep that the common man in the street can't get it or appreciate it. It's just like in music when pseudo intellectuals use what they think is cool symbolism. It's stupid; they whole idea is to communicate and the best we can do is guess what the hell they are saying. The same is true with the Matrix. If it is there, it isn't clear to me, and listen up, it surely isn't profound. Look, I don't want to be tested with a bunch of crap that I am not familiar with. Where you present a scene, but not an explanation. It's as if they didn't make the movie for us but rather themselves.

    I like what Einstein said; "If you can't explain it in terms that an eight grader could understand it then you probably do not understand it very well yourself.

    OK, forget anything about messages entirely, I bet zillions of people could come up with a better story line than what I saw. And yes, especially the ending.

    We have been betrayed.

    At least we have the first part. If we can some how drive all that followed from our minds and go back to living in hope and anticipation of something worthy.

    They blew it big time. Still I am curious about whatever deep running meaning there maybe within.
    Trouble is guys, brothers, not everyone reads the same shit you do or appreciates or even believes all the same shit. Of course it appears to me you made a soup as I stated earlier, Not cool. Trite.

    I think the following line describes this entire escapade:

    " These two are legends in their own minds"

    Xandroid the Magnificent!

  522. What I hated about Revolutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Warning: SPOILER content; offensive content to the religiously sensitive. If there's a Heaven and Hell, we know which one I'm going to. So if you're offended by Messianically Incorrect Content, then TURN BACK NOW!! . . . . A lot of people are angry about how Revolutions ended. Here is why I am angry. First off, I want to sum up my feelings about the film. It was very good, the critics be damned. There wasn't any wasted space - it was a lean, mean machine that got its point across. It lacked the gratuity of Reloaded. You have to see Reloaded together with Revolutions to 'get it'. Yes, being a Matrix fanatic I'll probably see it again... that is, being a former Matrix fanatic. But it will never be the first film, and I expected that... so fine. But in one major respect, it spoiled The Matrix FOREVER for me. If you've seen it or are like me and like to read spoilers anyway, read on. Neo becomes Jesus in the end... or something like it. Blatantly. The first Matrix brought its point home with a feather. Neo *might* be Jesus; he also might be a Bodhisattva or whatever your religion's personal savior is. The theme was universal, and could apply to any person, any faith... you were left open to deciding what the Matrix meant to *you*. Revolutions brings it home with a sledgehammer. Neo for all intents and purposes *IS* Jesus. That cross bursting from his supine body pretty much slams the point home. Pay attention to the ending. He isn't just lying in a prone, cruciform position; yes THERE IS A CROSS BURSTING FROM HIS BODY in the golden-light world!! If you're not a Christian, then, well... well, guess he's not your personal savior. Guess you have to stay plugged in and remain a battery. When I complained about my issues with the movie with this one Christian friend, he commented that I couldn't see past my own personal Matrix... I guess that since I'm not ready to be Saved, I'll never be free, huh? The very first film... was my personal manifesto. As close to religion as a film could be, for me. It summed up everything I believed. I had a quote from it, as one of my sigs. It seemed more universal - there was Buddhist symbolism, perhaps some Christian symbolism, but the theme was vague and universal enough that you could see yourself in the Matrix, no matter what religion you were. I'm very angry with Revolutions. As much as I thought the Neo-Trinity sex scene was borderline pornographic and tasteless, there was a bigger piece of pornography in Revolutions. Right at the end. Light bursts out of Neo, his arms spread out... the sign of the cross blazes on him as he attains nirvana or joins the Great Cosmic Muffin or whatever. At that moment, I wanted the Wachowskis to go straight to Hell... They took the message of the first film and perverted it into propaganda in favor of the very things the Matrix was supposed to represent. And they turned the whole series into a three-movie-long, ten-dollars-a-pop... Jesus message. At least Mel Gibson has been honest the whole time about making a Jesus movie. I feel lied to. Not that the Matrix trilogy didn't conclude the way I wanted it to, but that I invested years of emotional energy in something that turned out to be a veiled attempt to "save" me. I feel lied to, betrayed, disillusioned. This was a series that started off summing up how I viewed the world, but sold itself out, cheaply, and turned into a "politically, morally, religiously correct" indoctrination session. In the end, The Matrix was turned, perverted into a franchise dedicated to - bringing more people into... the Matrix.

  523. Still haven't seen it yet but... by X-Nc · · Score: 1

    My brothers and my mother went on opening day. I know their tastes and how their opinions would relate to mine (it gets like that when you know people for 40 years). My mom has been reading & enjoying F&SF for over 60 years, which is likely more than twice the time the average /.'er has been alive. All of this basically says that I know and trust her take on these things. Her comment on the movie was quite different from the theme running through here. Based on her reaction I know that it will be worth my time to go see the movie. I also know that Revolutions, like Reloaded, won't have the same impact as the Matrix. They can't. They will always be derivitave works. But they are supposed to be derivitave... it's the same story. Anyway, I can't wait to see Revolutions (probably on the 12th).

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  524. The reason this trilogy sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason this trilogy of movies sucks, is simple that movie making is no longer the fame and beauty we always thought it to be.

    Movie making has become purely a way of making money, mostly the American way (no offence).

    They write everything up quickly, add some action to satisfy everyone, and roll out the movies to make some more money.

    Sorry to say, but you learn this shit in school, I learnt it last year during an esthetics class, a shame really :/

  525. Re:Stop living in the past. *SPOILER WARNING* by Moekandu · · Score: 1

    Neo wasn't glowing. The flying barge thingy was.

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  526. No Rage! by Eq+7-2521 · · Score: 1

    I think my favorite part of Revolutions is that when the credits started rolling, there wasn't some garbage Rage Against The Machine song playing. At least they came to their senses about that.

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  527. Re:late, boring comment ,and an important fight sc by jamie · · Score: 1

    "A Walk in the Clouds" was much, much worse.

  528. Answer this please... anybody. Wachowski's too. by Cheroqui · · Score: 1

    Just curious about this seemed chess game between the oracle and the architect/god and the devil. Do you think there was a diffent story before the oracle died in real life or slightly different? because why would she need to be re-incarnated except to compenate for her death. They basically made it a he died so that we might live biblical reference. Oh yeah and why did the machines not just dump his body off of the clifflike walkway into the barren land below? Does it have anything to do with Tank saying in the first Matrix "He's a machine", when Morpheus asks how he was taking the training uploads?

  529. Most of the story content wasn't in the movies!!! by angedinoir · · Score: 1

    What bothered me is I didn't notice one single piece of dialogue in either Reloaded or Revolutions that eluded that the Animatrix and all the history behind it even existed.

    Okay, I thought it neccesary, after hearing this to point out to everyone that if for some reason, you didn't feel like all of your questions were answered, or that the movie was convoluted, that there's MORE content that's external to the movies than there is in the movies.

    If you want to fully understand the story, I would suggest the following for starters:

    The Animatrix
    There are 9 total episodes, 4 of them can be downloaded for FREE off of their web-site.

    Comics
    There are 24 graphic novel shorts, that have a lot of information, and are FREE.

    Enter The Matrix Game
    Okay, the game sucked, but it had a lot of back story. It explains what happens after the episode "Osiris" in the animatrix. The letter is dropped at the drop point, and then what? The plot of this game explains that.

  530. **SPOILERS** My thoughts on the movie by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

    I know that a lot of what I will say will have been said already, but I wanted to add my thoughts on this movie.

    I saw it on Saturday, and hadn't actually planned on seeing it in the theatres, because of all the bad reviews on /.

    However, I certainly am glad that I did.

    I am a fan of the non-hollywood all the good guys die, ambiguous ending types of movies. Especially anime, which seem to be particularly good at it!

    As such, this movie was very satisfying for me.

    I'll list the things I liked about it, the things I didn't like, and some points I'd like to make about where I believe the brothers were going with it.

    Likes
    1) The action - fighting, explosions, lots of mayhem
    2) Neo's transformation at the end, where, by losing his sight, he can now truly see.
    3) Trinity's death - it made sense, made me sad, but it worked.
    4) The marginalization of Morpheus. Sure, he seemed wise, powerful and cool in the first two, but now, he's much more of a bit player, which seemed appropriate.
    5) The failings of the Oracle. She may be able to see almost everything, but not her own future necessarily, or the future of mankind and machine kind when her own decisions come into the mix.
    6) How Smith was defeated. We think throughout the scene that Neo will somehow come back and beat the shit out of him, but that's not the way it can happen. Neo is willing to make that sacrifice (more on this later).
    7) The visuals - machine city, the matrix chereography and cinematography, the dock battle.

    Dislikes
    1) Trinity's death. It was TOO LONG! People don't die immediately after being kissed! And they usually don't WANT to be kissed!
    2) The logic. Most of the underlying premise of the movie just doesn't make any logical sense at all. Humans would be a TERRIBLE battery! Not only that, but why wouldn't you kill any immediately that you let go (as a machine)? There are a LARGE NUMBER of huge plot holes. Oh well, it's still a cool concept.
    3) Sentinals and the dock battle. WTF were they DOING??? Instead of just attacking all the APU's en masse, they fly around in this huge weird fucking snake thing.... not only that, but they seem to be incredibly stupid and smart at the same time... just dumb. Sure, it looked good but my god was it just shocking how stupid that scene was, as well as how much better they could have done it. I'm not going to bother to point out all sorts of different ways to do it, as it's pointless now. So is writing this, but oh well.
    4) Damage - Ok... so Neo and Smith can fight hard enough to cause shock waves, and do this over and over, but neither takes any serious damage? Then... when it just goes on too long, suddenly Neo is done? Seemed strange...

    There are a number more small things that I liked and disliked, but not going to bore you too much I hope.

    Now I'm going to address some other issues brought up before, and things that I noticed in general.

    1) Neo is Jesus
    Anyone else notice, while watching, how much Neo's story parallels Jesus's? He doesn't become aware that he is the "messiah" until later in life. He has acolytes (Morpheus, Trinity, et. al), believers, magical miraculous powers (in and out of the Matrix too). At the end, he has to sacrifice himself for the rest of humanity's good. There's a traitor among his acolytes (Cipher). They are even so blatant as to when he explodes with light at the end, it starts out as FUCKING CROSS OF LIGHT coming out of his chest! Don't get me wrong, I'm not a christian, but this seemed blasphemous in some ways to me.

    2) Nothing wrong with Smith entering Bane.
    There seem to be a lot of comments having some issues with Agent Smith being able to physically transfer his consciousness into Bane's body. To me, this seemed like a very logical step, and quite possible too. I mean, after all, someone who can think like a human (he has to, to be able to anticipate human reactions), should be able to transfer himself into a human

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    1. Re:**SPOILERS** My thoughts on the movie by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      What a doofus, I'm replying to myself...

      Some more things:

      Likes
      1) The talk with the Indian guy in the train station. I thought the way they approached the meaning of words, as just words, and not necessarily connected with a specific meaning was quite interesting.
      2) The Merovingian (sp?) - that guy just cracks me up! He's so self confident, so goddamned arrogant, it feels SO GOOD when they mess with him... point a gun at his face. And the way he speaks is so fun to listen to.
      3) The way they do the diggers - how they fall through the roof, pick themselves up, and go at it again! And when one gets fried, they jump it by sacrificing sentinels! Makes one wonder though whether sentinels really have minds of their own, if they're so willing to die?
      4) the Deus Ex Machina - that thing was fucking AWESOME!!! When you hear that incredible voice come from everywhere at once, shaking you in your seat in the theatre, those chills just run up and down my spine. I think they could have done a better job with the face though.

      Dislikes
      1) The little Indian girl. This was never explained well to my satisfaction. If they're taking her out of the Matrix, why the hell do we see her with the Oracle BACK IN THE MATRIX??? WTF??
      2) How did the Oracle come back to life after apparently DYING at the end???
      3) What the hell were they doing with Neo's body at the end??? Were they setting up a shrine? Going to cremate? What?

      And... how do programs have babies?

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    2. Re:**SPOILERS** My thoughts on the movie by JShadow · · Score: 0

      I ran accross this post...wanted to share my thoughts on the dislikes:

      1) Trinity's death. It was TOO LONG! People don't die immediately after being kissed! And they usually don't WANT to be kissed!

      I also felt that it was somewhat drawn out...but it is a STORY, things happen differently in there than in real life. And as far as a story line goes, it was an excellent finale to their relationship.

      2) The logic. Most of the underlying premise of the movie just doesn't make any logical sense at all. Humans would be a TERRIBLE battery! Not only that, but why wouldn't you kill any immediately that you let go (as a machine)? There are a LARGE NUMBER of huge plot holes. Oh well, it's still a cool concept.

      Ummmm...the first movie explained this pretty well...it's not that humans were used as a chemical battery as we use in devices today. No, it was human BODY HEAT that was used to create electricity; that's how current power plants create electricity, using heat they turn turbines that create electricity. So they could have set themselves up like reptiles to use human body heat to power themselves.

      As far as just killing the ones that were getting out, as told by the architect in the second movie, that was built into the system to keep the equation close to balanced.

      3) Sentinals and the dock battle. WTF were they DOING??? Instead of just attacking all the APU's en masse, they fly around in this huge weird fucking snake thing.... not only that, but they seem to be incredibly stupid and smart at the same time... just dumb.

      As a programmer, their behavior was very logical to me. They were programmed with a certain amount of intelligence, just enought to do what they were supposed to do, not much more. They were basically programmed to be a hive mind

      4) Damage - Ok... so Neo and Smith can fight hard enough to cause shock waves, and do this over and over, but neither takes any serious damage? Then... when it just goes on too long, suddenly Neo is done? Seemed strange...

      Yeah, although to me it was somewhat logical that they wouldn't take much damage, since this is basically a battle of minds and wills, it did seem to drag on just a bit. But I enjoyed how it kept escalating bigger and bigger...that was fun. :D I think I kinda followed what Neo was doing, egging smith on so he would be distracted by his own ego, until he thought he had won...but by the time Smith figured it out, it was too late. :)

      And... how do programs have babies?

      Easy...how do humans make offspring? Combining of two strings of code(DNA) that results in a new string of code unique from the first two yet carrying with it traits from both.


      I really loved the whole trilogy. I really could have done without the semi-nude shots, since to me it added nothing to the story and was only there for mindless eye-candy. On the other hand I loved the fact that they didn't feel the need to resort to endless swearing to get peoples attention, which showed intelligence on their part.

    3. Re:**SPOILERS** My thoughts on the movie by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the reply to this.

      I pretty much agree with your comments too, but I still can't accept the arguments presented by the Architect, it just doesn't make any sense to me. You accomplish the same goal by just killing them instead of letting them get out. Once they're out of the Matrix, they don't affect anyone else, until they jack back in, and all the machines care about are the people still in the Matrix.

      Just a thought.

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