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  1. Re:Chock full of Real Name Brand Actors on Batman Begins Trailer Online · · Score: -1

    Is it just me, or does casting Michael Caine to play Alfred seem like a terrible waste?

  2. The problem is DC Comics on Batman Begins Trailer Online · · Score: -1

    In The Onion AV Club review of Catwoman, it pointed out a key difference between Marvel and DC: Marvel insists on getting the last say as to how their characters are used. If DC did the same, we wouldn't be subjected to the likes of "Batman and Robin" and "Catwoman."

  3. Re:We could spend millions to do this.. on Introduction to Distributed Computing · · Score: -1

    Why do we need a distributed method of informing them THAT? Might was well have a distributed method of telling people that eggs are egss.

  4. Re:Katz doesn't suck as much as Star Trek: Voyager on Behind the Numbers: LCD vs. CRT · · Score: -1
    Voyager hater. THEY AREN'T ALL TEH SAME!!!!

    For example, last night they showed the one in which Seven's cortical node was being interfered with by detrion particles, and they needed to go back in time to get a new cortical node from the Borg.

    But tonight's episode is the one where Seven's cortical node was being interfered with by gralicon particles, and they need to go forward in time to get a new cortical node from the Borg.

    So FUCK YOU you obviously know nothing about Voyager, dipshit.

  5. All shall become Katz on Behind the Numbers: LCD vs. CRT · · Score: -1

    We are all moving towards perfection and Katz-ness

    Katz is in everybody out there
    Everybody's got Katz in them!
    Everybody except one person that is...
    Yeah, one person!
    The evil opposite of Katz
    The Anti-Katz
    Anti-Katz got no Katz in 'em
    Lemme tell ya
    Vladinator has no Katz in him.

  6. DMCA WARNING!!!!!! on Introduction to Distributed Computing · · Score: -1
    You have just circumvented their content delivery/revenue-generating mechanism. This is a violation of the DMCA.

    Please post your IP so that I can turn you in. Thanks muchly.

  7. Re:Condor wasn't mentioned on Introduction to Distributed Computing · · Score: -1
    Not really. I just felt like slandering some of my old profs is all.

    Slashdot rules.

  8. Re:Calculus on Behind the Numbers: LCD vs. CRT · · Score: -1
    I know you're not kidding.

    Back in my college days, I would get such a massive hardon sitting in my calc lecture. I would try and pay attention, but my cock would just be straining to get out of my jeans. One time I almost came, from all of the pressure (I have a huge dick, so when it's hard, it's really pressed up against my jeans). I took it out, and it sprang straigh up. I slumped down in my seat, so that the pull-out desk thingy would hide it. Except the chick sitting a few seats away could see it. At first she had this astonished, shocked look on her face, but as the lecture went on (I stayed rock hard the whole time) she just kept smiling at me.

    We waited until lecture was over and everyone had cleared out, then we fucked like bunnies in the aisle.

    I loved calculus.

  9. 17-inch LCD vs. 19-inch CRT on Behind the Numbers: LCD vs. CRT · · Score: -1

    Which one is bigger?

  10. Re:Imagine.... on Introduction to Distributed Computing · · Score: -1
    I suppose if you have enough Karma 50 accounts, you can pretty much assure yourself of perpetual moderation.

    Just mod yourself up to recover lost Karma.

  11. Re:Condor wasn't mentioned on Introduction to Distributed Computing · · Score: -1
    Yeah, but Bart and Barford require a "donation," if you catch my drift.

    Ladies don't need to donate. They really only care about young, innocent Asian boys.

  12. Re:here is a little distribution for you... on Introduction to Distributed Computing · · Score: -1
    When I show the ladies at the YMCA my "little boy" they, too, burst into shrieks.

    Must be teh global phenominon.

  13. Re:Imagine.... on Introduction to Distributed Computing · · Score: -1

    With your Karma Whore account?

  14. But the important thing is... on Distributed Translation Project · · Score: -1

    Can we use this system to find porn?

  15. Re:Universal Translator on Distributed Translation Project · · Score: -1

    Dude, it takes some practice. Once you've mastered Outdoors Social Interaction, you'll be ready to move on to Lesson 2: Trolling Slashdot When You're Supposed to be Working.

  16. Re:Universal Translator on Distributed Translation Project · · Score: -1

    Get your head out of your dog-eared Hitchhiker books and Star Trek pulp, go outside (you know, that great big room with the giant domed ceiling that's sometimes blue and sometimes black with little bright dots) and TRY SOME SOCIAL INTERACTION FOR A CHANGE!!!!

  17. Re:My penis still soft on Distributed Translation Project · · Score: -1
  18. Re:Hotmail still down on Distributed Translation Project · · Score: -1

    Hotmail will still be around in 5 years. Can you say the same about [insert name of dynamic DNS provider here]?

  19. Re:TRANSLATE THIS MOTHERFUCKER on Distributed Translation Project · · Score: -1

    ADIDAS: All Day I Dream Aabout Sports.

  20. Hotmail still down on Distributed Translation Project · · Score: -1

    When are they going to fix Hotmail?

  21. How about Tacoese? on Distributed Translation Project · · Score: -1

    Can this lexicon database make sense of Rob Malda's broken syntax and bad spelling?

  22. Breaking News: Lineo is Dying. on Lineo near Death · · Score: -1
    It is now official - LinuxGram has confirmed: Lineo is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Lineo community when recently IDC confirmed that Lineo accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all embedded devices. Coming on the heels of the latest LinuxGram survey which plainly states that Lineo has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Lineo is collapsing in complete disarray....

    Ah, screw it.

  23. Re:I have only one comment: on No EToy for Christmas · · Score: 0

    >> Fuckhead.
    > Fuckhead.
    Fuckhead.

  24. Free everything on HP Giving Away Mainframes? · · Score: 0

    Yes, I do believe that PCs and servers can be paid for with advertising. What I hate is the whole tatooing logos on my forehead thing.

  25. GOOD! on MS kills Linux demo at PIII launch · · Score: 1
    but this chip looks like a slightly souped up PII that they're selling for hundreds more and using to change sockets yet again... PIII runs in the same Slot 1 that PII runs in.

    What I want to know is why do high-end server systems need special 3D-rendering instructions?

    As for M$'s bullying tactices, I think Gateway and Micron should thumb their nose at Microsoft and go ahead with the demo. If M$ actually revokes their OEM status for doing so... fine. A) They can take Redmond straight to court for it, B) they can raise enough outrage amongst the other OEMs that an organized temporary M$ boycott would be in order. See how long M$ will hold out while all of the PCs on the shelves at Best Buy are running Red Hat!!!

    That's what they would do, if they had any Balls.