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  1. Alphas are dead chips anyway - arn't they? on Compaq sees Linux as selling Alpha chips · · Score: 0

    Alpha's don't need development money. Digital/Compaq gets them from those little pink aliens who gave us PrimeCo cellular phones.

  2. I've had the same blender since 1978 on Blender Going Shareware · · Score: 0

    Why do I need a new one? If anything, I'll get me one of those new-fangled food-processors. Get my creamed-corn nice and smooooooooth.

  3. This is good. on Compaq sees Linux as selling Alpha chips · · Score: 0
    Anything to take us away from those awful Intel chips. After Merced flops (because Windoze 1900 won't port to it) it will be the end of Intel.

    AMD and Compaq FOREVER!

  4. Digital Unix? on Compaq sees Linux as selling Alpha chips · · Score: 1

    They'd make a lot more money selling Alpha chips and tech support than they would simply from selling Digital ... er, I mean, Tru64 Unix licenses.

  5. 55% use Windows...... on Wired on Kipling · · Score: 1
    I'd be using Linux here at work if I could get the stupid NDS client to work.

    I vote we FRAG this commander.

  6. WE'RE FAMOUS!!!! on Wired on Kipling · · Score: 1
    This article mentions Slashdot!!! That's so cool! I hope all of the people clicking on the link to Slashdot don't crash the server.

    Do you think that, now that I'm the famous "Beef from Slashdot and Segfault," they'll make an action figure out of me?

  7. Hey, hey, hey! on The Anoraks' New Clothes · · Score: 1

    Isn't Slackware the official distribution of the Chruch of the Subgenius?

  8. Here's what we need: on The Anoraks' New Clothes · · Score: 0

    President Gore should appoint a Linux Czar, who will then dictate to the industry what the proper distribution, libraries, GUI, etc. should be.

  9. Short animation on Bunny wins the Oscar · · Score: 0

    I think they should give an Oscar to that animated GIF of a gyrating nude woman that they have on all of those porn sites.

  10. Beef on 8MB upgrade hack for Palm V · · Score: 0
    Mhehehehe beef up my Palm Pilot. That kicks ass.

    Mmmhe mHEH. Beef.

  11. What about Crud Puppy?! on A Waterproof Rollable Keyboard · · Score: 1

    If we eliminate crud on keyboards by washing them, we eliminate Crud Puppy as well. And I can't let that happen.

  12. Image formats on Feature:The Story of PNG · · Score: 1

    No, I mean 200K. We're talking 1984 technology here.

  13. Image formats on Feature:The Story of PNG · · Score: 1
    I miss the image format that Paint in Tandy Personal Deskmate used. 200 pixels, 200K file. Ah, the good ol' days.

    Sigh.

  14. First GUI?!?!? on GNOME-steaders · · Score: 1
    Oops, I missed the "not."

    BTW, does anyone have a Phillips screwdriver I could borrow?

  15. First GUI?!?!? on GNOME-steaders · · Score: 1

    GNOME is the first GUI for the Linux system. Yep. I guess before that all we had was Lynx and Emacs. Thank you Miguel!

  16. Who needs it? on Red Hat Releases Starbuck · · Score: 1
    Distributions are for the weak. I build everything by hand.

    Beef Linux 1.666 will be released next week with my own "custom" set of drivers.

  17. WebTV on Todays Slashdot Updates · · Score: 1
    Can you enhance the page for WebTV?

    Thanks.

  18. Caldera and business. on Interview with Ransome Love · · Score: 1
    The Internet is Capitalism, my friends. Raw, unbridaled Capitalism. I know this 'Cause I saw the Lotus commercial with Dennis Leary.

    Linux is the Internet. Every ISP is the Universe runs it.

    If a=b and b=c, then a=c, therefore, Linux is Capitalism.

    And that article is a ball of yarn.

  19. Fast OSes on Mac OS X out and faster than Linux? · · Score: 1
    Any OS is fast if you run it on a GNU-Bus.

    Oh, wait, sorry, that's not until 2008... forget I said that

    Al, help me out here!

  20. I'm staying off of the road. on Car and Home MP3 Players · · Score: 1

    Every one of these new car devices increases the accident rate. I think that they should either invent some sort of "safety belt" to reduce automobile fatalities, or ban all car-audio devices.

  21. Pectin on "Open Source" Apple says "No" to Xanim · · Score: 1

    Apple is a ball or yarn. Mark Podiplek is but a mere goldfish in the pet store of life. Long live Intel Indio!!!!!!

  22. Where's Ralph Nader when you need him? on MegaCar: Wireless Linux and Internet on the Road · · Score: 1

    Yet another development that's going to cause people to crash into trees.

  23. What does ?X is a ball of yarn? mean? on $300 portable MP3 CD player · · Score: 1
    Think, "Post-revisionist."

    Hey, COOL! NT turns quote marks into question marks. Yip yip horrah for multiple-platform LANs! Maybe I can convince the office manager to get some Tandys also.

  24. Bahahahah on $300 portable MP3 CD player · · Score: 1

    Do you think they'll let me out of the institute today? I only bit Mr. Monroe once in the past week.

  25. CD recordables on $300 portable MP3 CD player · · Score: 1
    The Ramones are the coolest guys ever to walk the face of the earth :).

    You must renounce coolness, and take up the righteous path of slobbiness.