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  1. MP3s on $300 portable MP3 CD player · · Score: 1
    Finally, I can drive from Edmonton to Yellowknife on a single CD! Yea!

    The RIAA is a ball of yarn.

  2. Mario Brothers on New Nintendo System · · Score: 1

    So, what's the mario brothers game going to be called in this one, Super Mario Orgasm, or something?

  3. New name on Apple Going the Open Sourcish? · · Score: 1
    They could call it Open Sour(ce)Apple.

    Get it? Sour Apple....

    never mind.

  4. Darth Maul on All-Digital Star Wars Episode 1 Screening · · Score: 1

    Darth Maul sounds like a type of ceasure.

  5. Bullshit on VMWare Beta Release · · Score: 1

    Joke? I was referring to the same place where you can get the $15 Rolex watches. Where's the joke?

  6. Insist on genuine GNU GPL licensed software! on The Danger of License Termination Clauses · · Score: 1

    Freedom's just another word for nothing left Tolouse.

  7. Patents, Patents, Patents up the Ass on MP3 Firms Clash Over Copyrighted Code · · Score: 1
    Everyone knows that the MP3 format was invented by Al Gore.

    Gore 1999!
    Gore 1999!
    Gore 1999!

  8. Geldings on Free software's Brave GNU world · · Score: 0

    Does RMS know that bad people are writing about him?

  9. Motorola gives you thighs. on Motorola sues Intel · · Score: 1

    When are they going to sue Intel for ripping off the Z80?

  10. Go Slashdot! on Announcing Customizable Slashdot · · Score: 1

    Rob is a ball of yarn.

  11. Mainstream media on Software Returns to its Source · · Score: 1

    Why does the mainstream media continue to ignore Windows NT? It could be a major player, if only people knew about it.

  12. USA!! USA!! USA!! on The Personalities Behind Linux · · Score: 1
    Linus, he is on our side now, right? I don't want no Commies writing our operating systems.

    54-40 OR FIGHT!!!!

  13. but... on VMWare Beta Release · · Score: 1

    $300 will get you a PIII 500 computer with all the fixins at that little computer shop on 115th Street.

  14. slashdotted on VMWare Beta Release · · Score: 1

    That's what you get for not running your Web server on a Tandy.

  15. Emulation on On Emulation and Transmeta · · Score: 1

    Can they emulate ENIAC?

  16. Thou shalt not drive into a tree on Empeg in March · · Score: 1

    So, what does this give me that my 8-track doesn't already?

  17. Huh? on Wind-Up Notebook Computers · · Score: 1

    Can I get that with bacon?

  18. Grep on Star Wars Trailer on Entertainment Tonight · · Score: 1

    Wow, looks like Spielberg really outdid himself this time!

  19. didn't I see this a while back on Wind-Up Notebook Computers · · Score: 1

    They don't need computers in Africa. They wouldn't know what to do with them. Probably they'd use them to crack a nut, or something.

  20. Huh? on Wind-Up Notebook Computers · · Score: 1
    I already wind up my notebook. I open up the shell, and in the floppy drive there's this wheel thing, and I spin it round and round and round.

    The flight attendent said I'm no longer allowed to leave my seat.

  21. Three main problems. on Star Wars Characters Astrological Readings · · Score: 1

    6. I lost my contacts.

  22. Stupid on Star Wars Characters Astrological Readings · · Score: 1
    Ever hear of centrpital acceleration. I didn't think so.

    Idiot.

  23. Identifying users on Anonymous Coward Sued for Slander · · Score: 1
    It's hard to get real users' names when people can just

    Go to a public library

    Get a free anonymous e-mail address

    Post to Slashdot, Yahoo, Usenet (though Dejanews), or whatever.....

    What are they going to do, fingerprint the keyboards? Subpeona the librarians?

  24. Let's swtich to Debian! on Debian GNU/Linux 2.1 Released · · Score: 1

    Yeah, maybe this Debian release will take fewer than four reboots to install completely. BTW, Redhat is completely installed on one boot cycle.

  25. Egcs is junk. on Linux 2.2.3 Released · · Score: 1
    I compiled the kernel with MicroSoft Visual C++. Linux booted up:

    LILO: loading Linux.
    Uncompressing kernel........................
    ............................................
    ............................................
    ............................................
    ............................................
    Done.

    How would you like your toast?

    A.crispy
    B.black
    C.radioactive

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