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  1. SKY IS FALLING SKY IS FALLING SKY IS FALLING on Netflix Blinks, Will Pay Comcast For Network Access · · Score: -1

    THE END IS NEAR, REPENT!!!!!!

  2. legal defense fund for "unprovoked" assaults on Google Tells Glass Users Not To Be 'Creepy Or Rude' · · Score: -1

    I plan to start a legal defense fund for persons accused of "unprovoked" assaults on Google Glass users... The defense will be that the users themselves are walking violations of well-established traditional notions of privacy, and deserve to have the device punched off their face and smashed on the ground.

  3. Slush fund will be used for political favors/payba on Obama To Ask For $1 Billion Climate Change Fund · · Score: -1

    n/t

  4. Did /. not want the /. effect to hit this story? on Bitcoin Plunges After Mt. Gox Exchange Halts Trades · · Score: -1

    because guys, you're awfully late to the punch on this one...

  5. Re:Classic Slashdot on Fire Destroys Iron Mountain Data Warehouse, Argentina's Bank Records Lost · · Score: -1

    Reading since 97, posting since late 2000's, I saw Beta once and it was horrid; I noticed there was no "please let me never see this again" option. I'm sick of innovation in website and GUI design. Existing paradigms work fine for me and I dislike having to constantly relearn the interface elements to access basic functionality just because of some designer's wet dream of The Future.

  6. Re:Whatever. on Silk Road Founder Indicted In New York · · Score: -1

    I've got to say I regard you as a tinfoil-hatter; your comments border on the nonsensical, especially the part where you justify six murder attempts by glibly assuming that the victims must have all tried to (evilly!) blackmail the guy who set up this crime network. And your breathless account of how the Silk Road model promises to take violent crime out of the illicit drug trade is just absurd.

  7. Re:Whatever. on Silk Road Founder Indicted In New York · · Score: 0

    What sort of prosaic nonsense is this? The guy set out to get rich by making an illegal and illicit black market, did so, tried to have a bunch of people killed using ill gotten gains as a lure, etc., and you sit and preach in foreboding tones, as if to imply he is somehow not the bad guy, or not A bad guy, or not a guy who did things we should be concerned about? He's just a sucker shoved into some media role by unseen string pullers? Your conspiracy theory is a bit heady, no?

  8. Re:Hurry up and sign up for ObamaCare on Glut In Stolen Identities Forces Price Cut · · Score: -1

    Of course, there's no way a mandatory government programâ"requiring a nationwide database of digital health data to be provided to, and managed by, incompetent, viciously partisan bureaucratsâ"could be worse than the existing private-sector arrangement run by insurers who lack the power of a Roman emperor and don't require you to deliver your medical records to packet-sniffing Romanian criminals, conveniently packaged with the records of the other 300 million people in this country. SO YOUR SARCASM IS WELL TAKEN GUISE.

  9. Hurry up and sign up for ObamaCare on Glut In Stolen Identities Forces Price Cut · · Score: 0, Insightful

    because it's important that your health history and comprehensive financials be digitized ASAP by incompetent bureaucrats.

  10. The easy part of gun control . . . on Sen. Chuck Schumer Seeks To Extend Ban On 'Undetectable' 3D-Printed Guns · · Score: -1

    Is getting the everyday, commonplace weapons out of the hands of law-abiding people. This sets the stage for "the hard part" of gun control, which is when self-defense killings drop to near zero and law-abiding people start dropping like flies as well-armed criminals declare open season on everybody. The "impossible part" of gun control is the mythical fantasy end result of getting any criminal anywhere to stop carrying or using a gun as a tool of his trade.

  11. Destructive thug has no place in civilized society on Prison Is For Dangerous Criminals, Not Hacktivists · · Score: -1

    and if you disagree, please scoop him up and ferry him off to YOUR society when he gets out of jail. In this country we punish lawbreaking, especially when it's serious. We don't give him a lollipop and offer to groom his trustafarian dredlocks, jah mon.

  12. Re:This is why we can't have nice things... on Solid Concepts Manufactures First 3D-Printed Metal Pistol · · Score: -1

    Yes, the world would be a wonderful place if only everyone were a magically generous, unselfish and morally pure non-human. Unfortunately that is simply not the case. You really need to permanently revise your silly expectations.

  13. Theft encouraged on Slashdot... on Broadcasters Petition US Supreme Court In Fight Against Aereo · · Score: -1

    ::mock horror face:: I never thought I'd see the day!

  14. Of course Slashdot sees no difference... on Police Demand Summary Domain Takedown, Traffic Redirection · · Score: -1

    between a site that sells stolen copyrighted works and a site that sells legitimate licensed copies of the same works. Hence a bunch of idiots get their panties in a bunch when they hear that all the traffic is being redirected to a "competing" service...

  15. Dumb reasoning from Slashdot, per usual on Boy Scouts Bully Hacker Scouts Into Submission · · Score: -1, Troll

    The clear purpose and intent of using the name "Hacker Scouts" is to borrow on the name recognition of the Boy Scouts. The airlines "example" is dumb on its face for a number of reasons, not least of which is the fact that there is roughly zero likelihood that anybody would be confused by commercial airlines having the word "airline" in their name. All they need to do is stop using the name that was deliberately chosen to borrow off of the BSA name recognition. This is exactly what they've wisely decided to do. The only sad part is that oceans of dumb nerd tears are being cried due to nerd ignorance. We get it. Techies don't understand legal reasoning or the law. News at 11.

  16. Of course, if the story submitter were educated, on Charles Carreon Finally Surrenders To the Oatmeal · · Score: -1

    he wouldn't go nuts trying to construct an oh-so-clever metaphor while remaining stupidly ignorant of the fact that Hades is, by design, already a very cold place -- thereby utterly ruining what was supposed to be the force of the metaphor, for anyone who actually knows the underlying subject matter.

  17. "whenever quality competes with convenience... on How Amateurs Destroyed the Professional Music Business · · Score: -1

    ...convenience wins every time." What a breathtakingly dumb statementâ"but then, I'd expect no less from someone trying to drum up interest in his awesome blog post.

  18. Set of people surprised roughly coincident with on US Mounted 231 Offensive Cyber-operations In 2011, Runs Worldwide Botnet · · Score: -1

    set of people replying to emails re: Earn $5000/mo working from home

  19. Re:Know how you can spot an irrelevant "journalist on Time Reporter "Can't Wait" To Justify Drone Strike On Julian Assange · · Score: -1

    You are painfully delusional. There are six hundred billion ways he could have brought this information to light without jeopardizing US intelligence programs and lives and giving free ammunition to worthless authoritarian regimes. You and the mindless idiots posting below you, such as the fuckwit who tells us that of course Snowden would be "tortured" by the US government "like Bradley Manning" deserve neither the protection that keeps you alive nor the air you breathe. Fuck off and die.

  20. Re:Know how you can spot an irrelevant "journalist on Time Reporter "Can't Wait" To Justify Drone Strike On Julian Assange · · Score: -1

    In case knowing what you are talking about is of any concern, there are a variety of federal statutes that protect people from retaliation if they are actually "whistleblowers" in any reasonable sense of the word. Spoiler: ignoring the multitude of intra-governmental ways he could have addressed this, including taking it to literally hundreds of politicians and bureaucrats who could have initiated an inquiry, and instead fleeing the country, essentially orchestrating a PR campaign against the United States, and arguably now selling secrets to the Russians IS NOT "WHISTLEBLOWING".

  21. HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE INTERCOURSE on Ask Slashdot: How Do I Request Someone To Send Me a Public Key? · · Score: -1

    is what I usually say

  22. Tipster utterly destroys own credibility on Russian Church of Kopimizma Rallies For Battle Against New Piracy Laws · · Score: -1

    ....by referring to the "Missionary Church of Kopimism" as "a religion steeped in file sharing as a philosophical concept" -- instead of what it really is: "a group formed to attempt to invoke the protection of religious-freedom laws as a supposedly clever way of avoiding liability for violations of copyright law"

  23. Re:NSA doesn't like the system it created??? on Bradley Manning Convicted of Espionage, Acquitted of 'Aiding the Enemy' · · Score: -1

    Manning also released over 500,000 classified army reports.

  24. Hurry up and don't buy competing products! on Sony & Panasonic Plan Next-Gen 300 GB Optical Discs By the End of 2015 · · Score: -1

    Then you will have wasted your money when our new technology becomes the standard! (Seriously, though, I like optical discs.)

  25. Re:Punishment out of proportions? on Five Charged In Largest Hacking Scheme Ever Prosecuted In US · · Score: -1

    They allegedly caused hundreds of of millions of dollars of theft and damages, including $300 million in theft/damages by just three of the corporate victims. They stole 160 million credit card numbers. They stole freaking Diners Club cards. So it is difficult to make any sense whatsoever of your suggestion that the "punishment" does not "fit the crime" given a possible 30+ year sentence.

    Perhaps you are missing the point that such attacks can cause many times more $$$ damages than the crime rings take in profits, and that even if the responsible parties or some fraction thereof are somehow identified and brought to justice, often there will be nothing to "confiscate", the assets having been effectively laundered or simply spent already on things that can't be seized and sold. Altogether it's immensely destructive of real people's money and livelihoods, and it's not as if the victims can be somehow made whole just by "confiscating profits".

    You seem to be under the illusion that since it was done via computer the crime wasn't "real"; perhaps this is misplaced pushback towards the idea of seeing theft of entertainment media as a crime. To remind you: that's not what was going on here. We're talking about people stealing money in extremely large quantities. That is one of the very essences of illegality that we punish people for.

    At any rate, sentence are chosen only upon conviction and based on the facts as developed at trial, so there is no way to know without quite a bit of further analysis whether any of them could actually see such a sentence. Federal criminal sentencing is intended to serve a variety of purposes, including punishing the wrongful act and deterring its future commission, providing a sense of justice to the victims of crime, and impressing upon the defendant (and society) the seriousness of the crimes committed.

    Ask yourself whether a man who has stolen 160 million credit cards is really going to be "reformed" after 5 years in prison, or whether that's just a quick trip back to Moscow with some sweet new tattoos and a new network of Russian American mafia/criminal friends with which to further his underworld career.

    And then please, for the love of God, question your motives.