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  1. Uhh... on Pro-Active Furniture Assembly · · Score: 2

    I wonder if it they sell a slightly beligerant(sp?) model?

    "Yeah, I guess that goes there. IF YOU WANT TO BUILD IT WRONG! My god, you're dumber than the screwdriver you're currently holding wrong. I think I just saw the special olympics run by outside, go grab one of those kids and have him do it. And for the last friggin time THEIR ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SCREWS LEFT OVER. Quit thinking I threw extras in the back, dumbass."

  2. Re:I'd love to see a marketer put THAT up on Looking At The Linux Kernel · · Score: 2

    Or the Dilbert where he silences naysayers but uttering the word paradigm. Then everyone else around the room is using the word to weasel out of work..."My project? Oh, it's a paradigm too, like Dilbert's"..and then he gets a look like he completely expects the boss to move on to the next guy. Funny, funny shit.

  3. Re:The most sure-fire way... on Anti-Spam Site Accused of Spamming, Fixes Error · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your handle contains the word "Gator", which automatically disqualifies you from discussions on spam and/or spyware, heh-heh.

    =)

  4. Uhhh.... on Lulu Tech Circus · · Score: 2, Funny

    No civilized person on Earth considers a trip to Alabama a "prize".

    "Cuz they may be training them there, but no way are they lettting people from Huntsville fly this stuff."

    "Larry busted out of the capsule and is trying to hit a satelite with a beer bottle. Oh, and we need to know how to unclog the toilets because the boys ate all the freeze-dried chili and they're tore up something fierce."

  5. Re:The Dark Side? on Many Hackers Too Fat For The FBI · · Score: 2

    No, I was being serious. The ability to edit posts is something evident in every forum software I've ever seen except for this one.

  6. Re:The Dark Side? on Many Hackers Too Fat For The FBI · · Score: 2

    Is it so friggin hard to give us the ability to edit our posts? I mean f0 real and shit.

  7. Re:The Dark Side? on Many Hackers Too Fat For The FBI · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most slashdotters can choke people from a distance just buy removing a shoe.

  8. The moral debate. on Ask Singer Janis Ian About the RIAA and Online Music · · Score: 2

    Can you honestly say that you believe in human altruisticness? If I for one made an album, no way would I put it online for download. It's not a matter of greed, I just believe that the majority of people won't pay for what they can get for free. And not to troll, but this site reaffirms that opinion everyday.

  9. Re:Have you read, "How to Cook For Forty Humans"? on Ask Singer Janis Ian About the RIAA and Online Music · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Kodos: We would've shown you feelings 1000 times that which you call happiness, and a million times that which you call love. You would've lived in paradise for enternity as gods. But because of your distrustful nature, that may never be.

    Marge: For a superior species, they really rub it in.

    Lisa: Their were monsters aboard that ship, and surely we were them.

    Marge: Lisa, remember when I told you you were too smart for your own good?

    Bart: Yeah, way to go Lis.

  10. Re:I work in an office that pays for bandwidth on Detecting Wireless LAN Users · · Score: 2

    Slashdot and its readers have always been consfused about the differences between digital rights and petty theft. I've had to turn a blind eye to it just to keep the bile down in my throat when I read the page.

  11. Re:you just like saying (typing) etherape.. on Detecting Wireless LAN Users · · Score: 1

    Or:

    "I'll take nal bum covers for 300, Alex"

    "That's album covers, Mr. Connery."

    "Nonsense, I spent years trying to make an anal bum cover. Failing to do so has been my biggest regret."

  12. Re:What would I do? on Gadget Guru Builds High-Tech Haven · · Score: 2

    "And I figure, if I was a millionaire, I could hook that up, cuz chicks dig guys with money."

    "Not all chicks do"

    "The kind of chicks that would double up on a guy like me do."

    "Good point"

  13. Re:Nice ad on How to Test Your T1? · · Score: 2

    I don't understand the logic behind that. I think of T1 as a speed, not a product. If he is on a shared DS-3, but always gets 1.5 and up down, 24 hours a day, then who cares?

  14. Re:Forgive the trolling, but this has to be said on How to Test Your T1? · · Score: 2

    Louie: Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?

    Fat Tony(whimsical): Listen to your heart.

  15. Re:dslreports.com on How to Test Your T1? · · Score: 3, Informative

    He said he's getting 300-900 Kbps average, so I think he answered his own question. If I purchased a T1, that shit better never drop below 1.2 or 1.3 Mbps, and even that would piss me off.

    And while that page is great, the only real accurate test would be throughput on his router.

  16. dslreports.com on How to Test Your T1? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    DSLreports.com is the only site you'll EVER need for that purpose. Just go to the tools section. It will tell you your up and down, how it compares to other types of connections, and you can enter what city you live in and your ISP so that it can compare your speeds between other people all over the country with every type of connection. It's really an awesome, quick little tool, go check it out.

  17. Re:THERE ARE GAY SEX PICS OF YOU ON GOOGLE on Mr Anti-Google · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but you submitted them from your private collection.

  18. Re:1993? on LucasArts announces Sam & Max sequel · · Score: 2

    You are so very, very alone in that mode of thinking. Every other reply in this thread more or less says "I'll do any weird, perverted sexual thing Lucasarts can think of if it means I'm getting the game sooner."

  19. Re:3D or 2D? on LucasArts announces Sam & Max sequel · · Score: 2

    Sam and Max 1 was very cartoonish looking(not that that was a bad thing, on any level).

    I think if they use the same cell-shading a few new games are using(Robotech, and the new Zelda) then it could come out very different, and very beautiful.

  20. MY PILLS, GET ME MY PILLS on LucasArts announces Sam & Max sequel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I didn't know about Full Throttle 2, so reading that post made me slip into what I like to call "A massive coronary".

    Full throttle was the best damn Lucararts game ever made, bar none. Maybe even the best adventure game period, and that's if I include Grim Fandago.

    That better not be a polecat on the wall.

  21. Re:Backups are a non-issue. on JVC Announces Technology To Prevent Software Copying · · Score: 2, Troll

    I'm glad you honor the memory of people who have known what true suffering is by equating your potential loss of ability to pirate photoshop to a true travesty against man. If it were up to me, I'd find everyone on this planet that has suffered due to slavery in some form of another, and then I'd find the biggest and meanest out of that group, and let them know that some little pissant thinks he knows true suffering because he actually had to buy his software and music. I'll let them know that you think you know what it's like to actually suffer.

    And the most fucked up part, is you actually believe that because someone out there might not want you to pirate some game they wrote, or some music cd they recorded, that you know the slings and arrows of a miserable, hellish existence.

    I don't know whether to wish true suffering on you, or envy you. If your life has been that small and uneventful that you can honestly believe what you do, then I must choose to envy you, because you have never known suffering on any realistic or recognizeable levels.

  22. Re:Backups are a non-issue. on JVC Announces Technology To Prevent Software Copying · · Score: 1, Troll

    I love Slashdot. Someone comes along, says "Hey folks, you can do it this way and it's still perfectly legal, it's a little inconvienent, but it's legal" and he gets modded down. How I wish I could get through to all of you, honestly. I wish I could convince you that you are not "sticking it to the man" by copying your copy of the Brittney CD. You are not freedom fighters on any level.

    It is NOT your choice what laws you are going to follow and which you are going to ignore. Please believe me when I say I'm not trying to troll, because I'm not. But the average mentality of the average slashdot reader is based more on justifying petty theft to themself than it is the honest drive to protect the digital rights of the consumers of the world.

  23. Re:Anyone want to lay bets... on JVC Announces Technology To Prevent Software Copying · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mayor Quimby: Now that prohibition is over, how long will it take you to flood with town with booze?

    Homer: No thanks, I'm out of that business.

    Fat Tony(leaning in): About 6 minutes.

  24. Re:COX on Literate Programming and Leo · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but do you honestly think you're "pulling one over" on Cox?

  25. Re:COX on Literate Programming and Leo · · Score: 2

    No, you're more than a posting newb if you think just because your house is wired with fiber that you're going to get speeds like that. Because from the nearest CO, that shit is all coax, so unless your running fiber all the way there, which can be some distance away, you're full of shit.