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Gadget Guru Builds High-Tech Haven

Alexander Burke writes "In the 27,000-square-foot Carmel, Indiana home of Scott Jones, head of Escient Technologies, fireplaces ignite and drapes close on demand, televisions appear as if by magic and the ceilings play music. Touch-screen panels throughout the house run lights, security, heat and cooling systems, and video and audio libraries. Speakers are embedded in the walls and ceilings behind the plaster. The home includes a movie theater that seats 20 and has a wine cellar accessible only by fingerprint scan. Ted's outfit brings us more information."

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  1. Fates by tilleyrw · · Score: 1

    What will Martha Stewart do now?

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    1. Re:Fates by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      What will Martha Stewart do now?

      Two to six, out in 18 months with good behavior.

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  2. Another home automation project, in the UK by matt_wilts · · Score: 2
    1. Re:Another home automation project, in the UK by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      what a fucking atrocity - all gadgets and no performance judging by his use of plasma screens and in-ceiling speakers. such a shame. And Win NT on his webserver too!

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    2. Re:Another home automation project, in the UK by pubjames · · Score: 3, Funny

      [links to home automation project]

      Hey, that house has some stuff worth pinching. Nice of you to put some photos on the web - make planning the job much easier.

      I've emailed the link to my good friends Dodgy Dave and Mental Mickie.

    3. Re:Another home automation project, in the UK by matt_wilts · · Score: 2

      I know what you mean, I was similarly dismayed by the dangling cable from the plasma screen.

      Shoddy.

  3. Speakers in the walls... by Crackez · · Score: 1

    I wonder if he's using soundbugs?

    1. Re:Speakers in the walls... by zool_42 · · Score: 1

      Must be a Pink Floyd fan...

  4. Scott's Personal WebSite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scott Jones' Web Site

    p.s.

    You should see his "technovan"

    1. Re:Scott's Personal WebSite by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      it's just so.... FUCKING UGLY

      bad taste American style - the worst there is!

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    2. Re:Scott's Personal WebSite by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      and another thing - judging by the look of the "Jones Boys", he's got (or HAD, didn't see her in any of the pics...) himself a mail-order bride. Nice one, Scott. His portraits would seem to indicate he's one of the world's smugest twats. Dear oh dear. Remind me to never personally enrich this fucker.

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    3. Re:Scott's Personal WebSite by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      and ANOTHER thing:-

      When you are an inventor, community leader, philanthropist and entrepreneur, every minute of your day is valuable. Even with a magnificent home full of modern technology and a state-of-the-art corporate center, Mr. Jones still needs to be plugged in at all times, even during road trips.

      ...what a CUNT!

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    4. Re:Scott's Personal WebSite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Fully Loaded Futuristic Ride
      Elvis Presley flew on a tour jet called the Lisa Marie, which was fully loaded with entertainment amenities including a pool table to occupy his touring musicians. Football commentator John Madden travels the country in his Madden Cruiser, a luxury bus stocked with tailgate-party goodies and a satellite dish to catch all the NFL action. But neither of them have anything over Scott A. Jones who makes road trips in his brainchild, Digital Wheels, perhaps the world's most high-tech mobile office and entertainment center.

      When you are an inventor, community leader, philanthropist and entrepreneur, every minute of your day is valuable. Even with a magnificent home full of modern technology and a state-of-the-art corporate center, Mr. Jones still needs to be plugged in at all times, even during road trips.

      Mr. Jones and his staff devised a plan to make his commuting time as productive as possible with the creation of Digital Wheels, a fully loaded Chevrolet Express Extended Van, equipped and wired with every imaginable high-tech business accoutrement including a conference table, the latest in multi-media computer equipment, and a cellular connection to the Internet. The mobile marvel is the envy of both the road and the information superhighway.

      Take for example Digital Wheels incredible onboard Windows 2000 Server with mobile wireless Internet access. This unprecedented customized feature allows Mr. Jones to conduct research or surf the web while traveling between his hi-tech residence and Intech Park, the business headquarters for Escient Technologies. And thanks to the ultra shock absorbent suspension and months of testing, he never loses connectivity, even when hitting the meanest potholes Indianapolis has to offer.

      When he feels like simply relaxing on the ride home after a strenuous day, Mr. Jones can comfortably kick back in the customized plush leather seats and call up his favorite tunes from a touch screen where he can access more than 300 hours of cataloged music, stored on hard discs in MP3 digital format.

      The exterior of this elegant onyx black van with dark tinted windows appears somewhat stealth-like and non-descript. Although there is no fancy writing or self-promoting title across the side of the van, the mind-blowing technology housed inside is like nothing else on the road.

      The head of Escient Technologies and inventor of such indispensable tools as mass-user voice mail took six months to plan this high-tech vehicle and have it customized. Now that it has become part of his daily routine, he calls it "the single most productive addition to our operations." On board, Mr. Jones carries on as though he were in one of his stationary offices by communicating by e-mail or phone, holding meetings and conference calls, and viewing presentations with up to eight of his staff members and/or some of the industry or government movers and shakers.

      One of the initial main reasons for getting the van was to allow these movers and shakers and Mr. Jones, as chairman of the Indiana Technology Partnership and related organizations, to stay productive while traveling Indiana to build coalitions and promote initiatives that will help establish Indiana as a nationally recognized leader in technology.

      Aside from serving as a plush mobile office for one of the world's most innovative minds, Digital Wheels does, on occasion, double as a high-tech family recreational vehicle. While en route, Mr. Jones and his three sons do, at times, use this traveling marvel as their personal video game arcade or drive-in movie theater, without having to even look out the windows.

      Safety First
      Although loaded with the most sophisticated onboard technology and gadgetry, Digital Wheels and its inventor Scott A. Jones in no way advocate distracted driving. Digital Wheels is always operated by a responsible and professional driver whose sole responsibility is to transport the passengers to their destination. The LCD screen and extra features near the driver's seat are only used for conference purposes when the vehicle is stationary. The presence of a professional driver enables Mr. Jones and his staff to utilize the onboard technology in the safest possible manner.

      Here are some of the van's features:

      * An onboard Windows 2000 Server with mobile wireless Internet access (while moving).

      * A wireless LAN (local area network) within the van that can be used to access the Internet and the web through the van's computer system.

      * An onboard color laser printer.

      * A touch-screen system that controls all onboard audio/video devices.

      * Three LCD screens strategically placed throughout the van so that every person in a seat has a view of a screen, even the driver.

      * A voice-activated-and-controlled Global Positioning System (GPS) for the driver.

      * Home-theater-quality sound for movies and MP3 playback.

      * A VCR and a DVD player with the latest available movies.

      * TV reception on the go.

      * A rear-mounted radio/CD head unit, so that the driver and rear passengers can listen to different music.

      * A hands-free PCS (personal communications services or wireless network) phone system for the driver and passengers.

      * Hundreds of hours of MP3 digital music stored on hard discs.

      * Three onboard telephones for Scott & his staff to conduct separate conversations simultaneously.

      Even with all of its remarkable features, Digital Wheels is constantly being updated with the latest technologies in order for the van to stay on the cutting edge of mobile offices.

    5. Re:Scott's Personal WebSite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ummm .... maybe they are adopted ....

      I do agree that he IS smug, though .....

  5. Doesn't by oval_pants · · Score: 1

    Mr. Gates have something like this? If you have enough money all of these things are possible.

    1. Re:Doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gates' stuff doesn't work. They have to keep improvising when they install stuff and they can't make it work. Typical Microsoft. What do you expect? Mrs. Gates was the Product Manager for "Microsoft Bob".

    2. Re:Doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine for a moment, you are a billionaire. Now, imagine for a moment a large windows cluster of unstoppable stability in the safety of your very own home. Mr. Gates is brave man indeed.

    3. Re:Doesn't by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah but his house has to be rebooted every week and the furniture reinstalled every season and he must keep all the receipts or he will be evicted.

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  6. speakers by ender's_shadow · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder about the quality of the sound from the speakrs, given that they're behind plaster and all.

    1. Re:speakers by Gerald · · Score: 1

      I wonder about the quality of his plaster, given that there are speakers vibrating the heck out of it.

    2. Re:speakers by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

      I would guess you would get ok long wave low freq stuff but the high stuff 1)either sucks or 2) he has them aranged near a vent..

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    3. Re:speakers by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I'd wonder too. My house has real plaster interior walls and ceilings (not drywall), and the resulting acoustics absolutely suck. Sound gets amplified and distorted in nasty ways. Frex, if I have the computer speakers going in the living room at a moderate volume, the music comes across as ear-painful thumping noise in the adjacent library -- having passed thru 2 layers of plaster enroute. Regular stereo speakers sound like it's inside your head full-blast even turned down low and with the bass and treble reduced. I'm thinking about having insulation blown into the *interior* walls to try to damp down these effects.

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    4. Re:speakers by Knightfall · · Score: 1

      Off the main topic but an answer to your post. DEFINATELY go for the insulation in the interior walls. Did that and now not only are all the rooms quiet, my daughter can play that Britney Spears crap and I don't hear it!

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    5. Re:speakers by Reziac · · Score: 2

      But first, insulation in the ceiling and then the exterior walls -- this house was built in 1956, when they didn't bother with such trivial details!! Insulation? Whazat??!

      It's very good that you can no longer hear Britney, too :)

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    6. Re:speakers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have installed the in ceiling speakers and they are pretty cool idea but they suck.
      They are only good at low volume. And when the customer blowes them what a pain in the ass to fix. A company called soundadvance.com makes them.

  7. cnn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i saw this on saturday on the cable news network. this guy has cameras everywhere and can even look at them over the internet. if you come to his house and need to get in for something or other, he can even unlock the doors over the internet. he can look at the camera, see that it's you, and remotely unlock the door. of course he can see everything you're doing when you're inside so you better not steal anything.

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  8. Where's the beef by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    Everything mentioned is pretty much 20 year old technology.

    I guess this is one of those stories where you are just supposed to drool and say "wow".

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    1. Re:Where's the beef by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      too true. Not that it's ever stopped these ludicrous stories before. We have IP webcams at work too, big fucking deal - Axis webcams only cost about $300 and they have a built-in webserver running Linux!

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    2. Re:Where's the beef by alienmole · · Score: 1
      We have IP webcams at work too, big fucking deal - Axis webcams only cost about $300 and they have a built-in webserver running Linux!

      The Axis cams are cool - I use one at home, along with Motion software for motion detection, so I get mpegs of the activity in front of the cam, which can be accessed over the net when I'm away from home.

      I guess that makes me a gadget guru... ;o)

    3. Re:Where's the beef by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Neat, I have four cameras around my house on the outside that terminate (via coax) at a single point where they go into a computer system that has four BTTV cards and runs four copies of motion. Motion wasn't stable on my hardware, so I have to have a watchdog cron job that restarts them every hour to be sure they stay up, but other than that, it is a very nice security system for not much cash. Motion is very nice technology.

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    4. Re:Where's the beef by alienmole · · Score: 1
      I found that Motion seems, over time, to get less good at actually detecting motion. I've been assuming its averaging of prior frames gets messed up. I have it restarting every four hours for that reason.

      The Axis cam is nice in that it avoids capture cards, you can use CAT5 to the camera, and the camera has its own web server. The downside is that the camera is more expensive (I paid about $280).

    5. Re:Where's the beef by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I've found that it takes some heavy tweaking to get the desired sensitivity, but I didn't notice a degradation over time, maybe that's due to the fact that the watchdog restarts all of them anyway if one crashes (one crashes about every 6 hours it seems), so I never have had time to see it develop. In all, it's good software, really neat technology, but kinda picky and unstable.

      I think the issue with motion crashing may partly be due to my cabling setup. Right now I am really messing up the impedance on the line by using a standard coax T connector like one would use for 10Base2 networks, to split the signal into the computer and into a seperate video processor box. I really need to change that over to coax splitters matched at 75 ohms like one would use for a cable TV network. Right now the connections are kinda shaky. I never knew how bad most BNC connectors were until I used them for video. It's really a miracle that 10Base2 networks ever worked at all. The slightest movement sends noise down the line.

      One of the advantages of this setup is being able to have real time video, the aforementioned video processor is one that does 4way video compression, or sequential scan of the cameras.

      The drawbacks are obvious, it's a lot nicer to have just CAT5 running to your cameras, than to mess with Coax and a myriad of connector styles.

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    6. Re:Where's the beef by alienmole · · Score: 1
      Re the degrading over time, I've been able to leave Motion running for a long weekend, without crashing, but by the end of that time it was completely missing motion that normally would definitely have triggered it. I can't swear that time degradation was the problem, but regular restarting does fix it.

      In all, it's good software, really neat technology, but kinda picky and unstable.

      Isn't that the definition of small open source projects? ;) I've been meaning to take a look at the Motion source, out of curiosity, but so many projects, so little time...

      I never knew how bad most BNC connectors were until I used them for video. It's really a miracle that 10Base2 networks ever worked at all. The slightest movement sends noise down the line.

      {Shudder} - I'm having flashbacks to cabling offices with 10Base2, how flaky it could be, and people crawling all over looking for the cause of network degradation... Aha! It was the coil of cable over in the corner of Bob's office, acting as an antenna!

  9. More information? by image · · Score: 3, Insightful
    > Ted's outfit brings us more information.

    More information? Hardly. That article was 278 words long, including headline and byline. The slashdot synopsis just about covered the entire thing.

    No wait, let me quote it here (it won't even overflow a slashdot comment):

    By Jeff Flock, CNN:

    Scott Jones' home is 27,000 square feet of both showcase and laboratory for the technologies he develops. He's his own lab rat.

    Touch-screen panels throughout the house run lights, security, heat and cooling systems, and video and audio libraries. Speakers are embedded in the walls and ceilings behind the plaster.

    "I wanted great sound quality throughout the house but I did not want to have ugly speakers," Jones said.

    Even waking up in the morning is a high-tech venture. His alarm clock neither beeps nor buzzes; instead, music begins to play, curtains open on sunshine and lights switch on. And in the bathroom, the shower starts flowing.

    Jones is the head of Escient Technologies, a company that develops in-home systems that merge Internet power with electronic appliances and devices. His patented voicemail technology is used by the majority of telephone companies throughout the world.

    While Jones is traveling, he can check in on his abode via the Internet. As part of the security system, cameras are trained on every room of the house and every entrance. He can go on the Web and with a few clicks, zoom in on parts of the house or unlock doors from half a world away.

    Why does Jones need a home that includes a movie theater that seats 20 and wine cellar accessible only by fingerprint scan?

    According to Jones, "I like to build things and change the world."


    Yup. That's all folks. : )
  10. Hmmm by BlabberMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, just wait till he comes home to find his house all burnt to hell because of some 6 year old h4x0r.

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  11. Nice House by Mupp252 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speakers are embedded in the walls and ceilings behind the plaster.

    Oh, if these walls could talk!

    1. Re:Nice House by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      not just talk,,, all you'd have to do is get a nice big amp, and goto where the speakers are connected, and you could theoretically, listen to everything everwhere in the house,, and as long as the speakers are in use,, they wouldn't even notice!! spooky...

      Reece,

  12. Gotta love it... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 5, Interesting


    You gotta love this statement at the end:

    Why does Jones need a home that includes a movie theater that seats 20 and wine cellar accessible only by fingerprint scan?

    According to Jones, "I like to build things and change the world."


    Sure, I like to build things and wouldn't mind changing the world, where is my 27,000 sq ft mansion? But really, how does this mansion change the world? I'm sure a lot of progress is being made to help the world out while he lounges around, having shades opened and lights turned on for him automatically, while he listens to some classical music on his hidden speakers as he heads to the wine cellar to get something tasty to drink. Yep, lots of progress going on there, I can see the world's problems just dissolving away.

    1. Re:Gotta love it... by sql*kitten · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Sure, I like to build things and wouldn't mind changing the world, where is my 27,000 sq ft mansion? But really, how does this mansion change the world?

      From the article:


      Jones is the head of Escient Technologies, a company that develops in-home systems that merge Internet power with electronic appliances and devices. His patented voicemail technology is used by the majority of telephone companies throughout the world.


      If this techology makes it into everyday homes, then he's changed the world, for the better. What he's doing is just immersive research. And he's paying for it with his own money, which is more than can be said for our luxury-obsessed "leaders" talking about changing the world on their latest taxpayer-funded vacation in Jo'burg.
    2. Re:Gotta love it... by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      He didn't say fix the worlds problems. He just said change the world. Big difference.

    3. Re:Gotta love it... by (void*) · · Score: 2


      I can see the world's problems just dissolving away.

      Yeah. One sits in the house and enjoys these luxuries. The rest of the world's problems dissolve away.

    4. Re:Gotta love it... by greenhide · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that putting this technology into everybody's homes is going to necessarily make things better. Aren't people sedentary enough? And certainly putting speakers behind the walls is only of concern for people who can afford to have a speaker asthetic.

      Also, check out this part of the article:

      Even waking up in the morning is a high-tech venture. His alarm clock neither beeps nor buzzes; instead, music begins to play, curtains open on sunshine and lights switch on. And in the bathroom, the shower starts flowing.

      Unless he's the type to leap right out of bed and zip into the bathroom, isn't that a big waste of water? I know that it's not as big of a deal in Indiana, I guess, but it still seems like extravagant wastefulness to have someone "start the shower" for you (I always jump right in, and just give a little shudder for the half second of cold water). In Virginia, we have a drought that's so bad we now have mandatory water restrictions.

      While his house is indeed "cool", I don't see this really "benefiting" humankind any more than, say, Theater Surround systems or MP3 players. They're neat, they're fun, and they're great for people who can afford them. But the truth is automated (or at least the best equivalent at the time) houses have been around forever, and always among the wealthiest of the population.

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    5. Re:Gotta love it... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      He didn't say fix the worlds problems. He just said change the world. Big difference.

      Oh, changing the world is relatively easy. Lob an ICBM shell from your back yard in the states towards China.

      Its M.A.D.!!! :-)

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    6. Re:Gotta love it... by sehryan · · Score: 2

      If this techology makes it into everyday homes, then he's changed the world, for the better...

      ...as long as you live in a country where you can actually have one of these houses. I don't see the improvement to non-first world countries.

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    7. Re:Gotta love it... by sql*kitten · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...as long as you live in a country where you can actually have one of these houses. I don't see the improvement to non-first world countries.

      "You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong" -- Abraham Lincoln.

    8. Re:Gotta love it... by kawika · · Score: 2

      His patented voicemail technology is used by the majority of telephone companies throughout the world.
      I believe they're talking about patent 5,475,748 which you can look up here. Was there really no prior art on this?

      What he's doing is just immersive research. And he's paying for it with his own money...

      So if we were able to see his tax return he wouldn't have possibly deducted the cost of the house as a business expense for research. No siree. Wouldn't do that. After all, the USPTO has already made him a rich man by giving him a monopoly on an idea, so why would he begrudge them some of those winnings?

    9. Re:Gotta love it... by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Why does Jones need a home that includes a movie theater that seats 20 and wine cellar accessible only by fingerprint scan?
      > >
      > > According to Jones, "I like to build things and change the world."
      >
      > Sure, I like to build things and wouldn't mind changing the world, where is my 27,000 sq ft mansion? But really, how does this mansion change the world? I'm sure a lot of progress is being made to help the world out while he lounges around, having shades opened and lights turned on for him automatically, while he listens to some classical music on his hidden speakers as he heads to the wine cellar to get something tasty to drink. Yep, lots of progress going on there, I can see the world's problems just dissolving away.

      I'm willing to compromise on some things. For instance, rather than having a wine cellar (that could be full of Thunderbird and Wild Turkey for all we know) that had biometric access control, I'd settle for a wine cellar so well-stocked that it needed a biometric access control, even if it never got one.

      But will some of you "that money could be spent on other people" folks kindly put your money where your mouth is, so we can settle this question once and for all? I'm willing to bet a million bucks of your money that owning a house like that would certainly dissolve the world's problems away for me!

      And for the record - I'd even bet a million bucks of my money. I'm just short by about a million bucks at the moment.

      (Why yes, it is my goal in life to have a personal answer to the question of whether or not money can buy happiness. I don't trust poor people or government officials when they insist that it can't. :-)

    10. Re:Gotta love it... by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > While his house is indeed "cool", I don't see this really "benefiting" humankind any more than, say, Theater Surround systems or MP3 players. They're neat, they're fun, and they're great for people who can afford them.

      OK, I'll put on my "hippie hat" for a minute and say that "at least it's more environmentally-sound than driving your SUV to the movie theater".

      But the real reason is, as you guessed, convenience.

      > But the truth is automated (or at least the best equivalent at the time) houses have been around forever, and always among the wealthiest of the population.

      So ask your grandmother how her parents did the laundry when she was a kid. If your great-grandmother was lucky, she had a wringer she turned with a crank to speed up the drying process, and she didn't have to boil the water herself, because the coal-burning stove had a heat exchanger in the back of it to keep some water hot for bathing.

      Flush toilets, basic refrigerators, frost-free refrigerators, self-cleaning ovens, hot water on tap, and laundry machines all started out as things that were "great for people who can afford them" too.

    11. Re:Gotta love it... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      Hey, keep in mind this guy is SELLING this stuff. It's all spin. Chimera. Candy Cotton. Fluff. Stuff 'n Nonsense. He needs to pretend it has value, else he'd have to admit he's selling meaningless junk. Think about it. If you had that kind of money, would you want a lot of stupid hardware or a Swedish maid in a skimpy dress?

      "Time to get up, Mr. Jones. You look like you're ready for a HARD day at the office today. I'll just go and heat up your shower for us, er, you."

      Give me a break! Real hi-tech would be electrostatic WALLS, not plastered-in speakers.

      What really gets me is the industrial revolution era equating of automation with advancement. With all that space you could put the water heater in the wall and have instant hot water. Hook up a digital temperature control if you need gee wiz. There's definitely something in the ink they use to print money that rots these guys' brains.

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    12. Re:Gotta love it... by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      I don't trust poor people or government officials when they insist that it can't.

      Actually rich people are the ones that tell the rest of us that being rich sucks and money can't buy you happiness. Only an asshole who's never had to stress out about paying rent, or grocery bills, or supporting other people on a miniscule budget would say something as inane as money can't buy happiness. People who have no money know that this is complete bullshit. Money can buy a shitload of happiness. As soon as I get me some, I'll demonstrate.
      Finally, in the immortal words of the Wu-Tang C.R.E.A.M. baby.

    13. Re:Gotta love it... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Sure, I like to build things and wouldn't mind changing the world, where is my 27,000 sq ft mansion?

      Well, maybe this Jones fellow is a little better at it than you are.

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    14. Re:Gotta love it... by Gameboy70 · · Score: 1

      If this techology makes it into everyday homes, then he's changed the world, for the better.

      Better for whom? This is yet another case of a solution looking for a problem through more consumption. Truly superior technology would reduce our material needs and wants, not increase them.

      The Jones Residence is pretty boring: wall-recessed media and computerized home automation technologies were passé 20 years ago. General Electric used to showcase non-digital automation for the "Home of the Future" in the 1950s. Frankly, even His Billness' home is more appealing by geek standards.

    15. Re:Gotta love it... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Why is everyone obsessed with improving 1st world countries? Why can't they improve themselves? Every country was first world at one point...

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    16. Re:Gotta love it... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      The voice control and automation of the home will someday be a HUGE help to handicapped people. So yes, this stuff could be incredibly useful to someone. And for everyone else it's just neat.

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    17. Re:Gotta love it... by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Truly superior technology would reduce our material needs and wants, not increase them.

      So when will todays hyper-consumers begin to view sustainability as sexier than More Stuff(tm)? The chicks want to have babies by guys with More Stuff(tm), so...

      (I agree with ya, I'm just being a quick devils advocate :)

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    18. Re:Gotta love it... by Saeger · · Score: 1
      If I can deduct half my rent for a home office, I'm pretty sure he'd try and deduct 100%, since the whole house could technically his "workplace lab".

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    19. Re:Gotta love it... by Saeger · · Score: 1
      With all that space you could put the water heater in the wall and have instant hot water.

      I thought the more advanced tech for instant hot water was tankless water heating on demand at the point-of-use.

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    20. Re:Gotta love it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean 3rd world... but even if you do, you are wrong- look up the etymology of those concepts- it is an interesting read.

    21. Re:Gotta love it... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Lol, I do indeed mean 3rd world. And I think the poster I was responding too meant 3rd world as well... We're all just confused.

      And if you go back far enough, every civilization started out with what we classify as dirt nothing.
      Culture and society developed in an effort to increase the reproduction rate and lifespan of the members of each society. Some did better than others, making them the 1st and 2nd world cultures. But everyone started out evenly.

      Kintanon

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    22. Re:Gotta love it... by Thatmushroom · · Score: 1

      "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

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      You zap the moderators with a wand of humor! The moderators resist!
    23. Re:Gotta love it... by Xtraneous · · Score: 1

      Hey! You stole my gradutaion quote.
      Grrrrrrrrr......

      (Yes, I do know that it was Voltaire's before it was either of ours)

      --
      .noitacidem deen uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
    24. Re:Gotta love it... by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 1

      The guy didn't say he wants to rid the world of any problems. He merely said he wants to build things and change the world.

    25. Re:Gotta love it... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      As long as you have an individual unit for each application. You branch the thing to the kitchen you gonna get a real surprise if somebody decides to wash the dishes while you're showering. Like I said, the automation angle is not only retrogressive, it's not even on the main branch of technological development. The model here is the autoplay CD drive, not a computer that plays music when it thinks you need it. Push the *shower* button and it turns on the water, sets the temperature and pressure, or prompts you for a choice if you have more than one maid, er, person in the house.

      Tech is about empowering people, not turning them into vegetables.

      --
      Hic iacet Arthurus, rex quondam rexque futurus.
  13. Forget the gadgets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The coolest thing he has is a slide!!!

  14. This is why the rest of the world hates us. by Astrorunner · · Score: 2

    Can't you find something better to do with your money? People like this make me sick, although if I had the money, I must admit I'd be tempted to do the same. It's easy to be frugal with other people's money.

    1. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by Psiren · · Score: 2

      Who the hell are you to tell someone what to spend their money on?!

    2. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by Astrorunner · · Score: 2

      Am I telling him not to spend his money on that stuff?

      No.

      Am I being judgemental?

      Yes.

      There is a difference between telling people they can't spend their money on what they want to, and on observing that its a complete and utter waste.

    3. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by runcible · · Score: 1
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      remember the wisdom of Mahatma Gandhi: If enough peasants die horribly, someone will probably notice
    4. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by hyacinthus · · Score: 2

      My first response was something like yours, but then I thought--in an earlier age, this guy would be hiring a butler or servant to do a lot of this stuff for him. He may be too lazy to draw his own window-shades or flip his own light switches, but at least he isn't making someone else do it for him.

      I wonder if he has a lawn or a garden. It's pretty hard to automate gardening and landscaping (although I've heard about crude automated lawn mowers.)

      hyacinthus.

    5. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by unDiWahn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, putting that potential person out of a job!

      Man, all our labor class is gonna be replaced by robots!

      Where do you think all those butlers go when there not needed, huh? 'Magically' find a better job?

      Someday, we won't even need to tell the computer to open the blinds... and what use will it have for us then.

      (Yay for Terminator 3 coming soon!)

    6. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by brennan73 · · Score: 2

      Wait, is *this* why the rest of the world hates us? I thought it was the war on terrorism. Or, that we haven't ratified Kyoto. Or, our arrogance. Or, our obesity rates. Or, our tendency to speak English in foreign countries. Or, blah blah blah, etc. etc. etc. [insert generalized statement based on individual's pet peeve/preference here].

      I think you got one thing right accidentally, though: the reason *you* seem to hate this guy is because you don't have as much money as him, since you'd do the same thing if you did. Hmm.

      -brennan

    7. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it is your automatic assumption that his "us" refers to his being American...

      --

      People replying to my sig annoy me. That's why I change it all the time.
    8. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rest of the world would love to have these things, but don't. We owe our success to our freedoms, open society and tolerance to diversity. Granted our society is not perfect, and we have a long way to go, but it is definetly better than most out there. How can a society that treats half its population as a second class citizen (women in Islamic countries)be anything more than a third rate country? It is not us that needs to change. Its the rest of the world that does. Our model for building societies has been successful. That is why the rest of the world hates us. Most of the world is made up of power mad dictators who wear the cloak of religion in order to get their way. Freedom and dictators are mutually exclusive. Nowhere does this contrast show up the most than in the Middle East. Most of the Arab countries are ruled by Kings, Princes, dictators and false cleriks. Look at the innovation, quality of life and technology coming out of these countries. Then take a look at Israel. A country of less that 4 million, outperforms in all classes all of the Arab countries. It is a country with no natural resources, yet it is the Israels who give the Palestinans jobs. How can this be? Its because Israelis enjoy freedoms that the Arabs supress. This individual should enjoy the fruits of his labor any way he wishes. It is his right to experiment with and develop new technologies. This is what makes America great. Get your head out of your ass.

    9. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by brennan73 · · Score: 1

      Please, forgive me. I assumed that since the builder of the house is American, and built the house in America, that the "this [house and stuff like it] is why the world hates us" referred to Americans, and identified the poster as American. Perhaps you can point me to a reason why I shouldn't have concluded this. What, I should have assumed that he could have been using a house built in America, by an American, to make a point about why people hate Brazilians?

      Genius.

      -brennan

    10. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by endoboy · · Score: 1

      one could point out that most of the examples you cite out are merely specific instances of

      "or, our arrogance"

      The biggest problem with the United States is that we want all the perks of an imperial civilization, but aren't willing to admit that we've got one. OF COURSE the rest the world hates us--get used to it and move on.

    11. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by buswolley · · Score: 1

      Apparently there are fewer benevolent inspired rich people than there are idiots who seek to please themselves and their high society. they want to change the world? go establish a completley co-opted corp. in mexico, where all employees equally share ownership of the company.

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      A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.

    12. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Can't you find something better to do with your money? People like this make me sick, although if I had the money, I must admit I'd be tempted to do the same. It's easy to be frugal with other people's money.

      You find it easy to be frugal with other people's money? It's a shame that disqualifies you for elected office, 'cuz we need people like you.

    13. Re:This is why the rest of the world hates us. by hyacinthus · · Score: 2

      I find this a curious notion, that hiring someone to do menial labor at substandard wages is actually doing that person a _favor_, because at least you're giving him a job. And I really shouldn't have used the word "butler", which conjures images of cultured and well-compensated servants out of P. G. Wodehouse and Oscar Wilde--the "butler" of today is more likely to be an immigrant, hired as a nanny or a gardener or whatever, and paid under the table. And of course a similar sort of thing happens in industries which depend largely on unskilled migrant labor, such as the agricultural and meat-packing industries. This is exploitation pure and simple, and the argument that it's good that at least you're giving someone a job doesn't fly with me.

      I don't know the solution to the problem, though. It'd be nice if employers paid all their workers decent wages and benefits, but they don't and they won't.

      "(Yay for Terminator 3 coming soon!)"

      Ugh. The second was lame enough.

      hyacinthus.

  15. No wine during blackouts. by Glenda+Slagg · · Score: 1

    Pretty fucked when there's a power cut then... What size of UPS could cope with that?

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    - - Sha la la la . . .
    1. Re:No wine during blackouts. by walt-sjc · · Score: 2

      It's called a "generator." Your UPS only needs to run a few critical systems until the generator kicks in. You can get just about any sized UPS or generator limited only by your budget. It's obvious this guy has a few pennies to spend.

  16. What I'd like to know by DavidLeblond · · Score: 1

    Does having all that technology really improve the quality of life? Touch screens to turn on the lights? Whats wrong with a light switch? Speakers in the walls? Thats nice, so not only does it sound like the sound is coming from... well... the walls, but every room in the house would pretty much hear whatever you're listening to as well.

    I guess if you got enough money to spend...

    1. Re:What I'd like to know by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Screw touch screens for light control. I want one of them thingies I can just wave my hand in front of to turn the light on/off.

      (remember the day the earth stood still? yeah, an invincible robot that conveniently melts tanks would be nice too)

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    2. Re:What I'd like to know by DavidLeblond · · Score: 1

      Or you could even have it where the lights turned on when you enter the room.

      Or hell, get a clapper! :)

    3. Re:What I'd like to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      klatu verata ni*cough cough*
      I said your damn words!

    4. Re:What I'd like to know by walt-sjc · · Score: 2

      Or you could even have it where the lights turned on when you enter the room.


      You mean like these? (PDF file)

      Oh wait... These only work with OPEN systems. Not that closed architecture lutron stuff.

    5. Re:What I'd like to know by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Or you could even have it where the lights turned on when you enter the room.

      Bleh, I demand the right to stumble around my rooms in darkness!

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  17. and you dont have to be overpaid to do it. by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Informative

    I can do everything that guy did in his oversized ampatheatre he calls a house for probably 1/10-th the price he did with much more flexibility. www.misterhouse.org is a good start. and Look at the applied digital for some of the best home automation core systems available at really good prices compared to the overpriced DMX/panja stuff. Whole house audio is easy and cheap if you can live without concert quality sound in every room.. www.smarthome.com has tons of that stuff.

    a "wired" home as to speak of takes nither genius nor requires buttloads of money. I have pretty much the equilivient for around $1500.00 spent with another $1500.00 to be spent on the whole house audio next month. I have a massive 1285 Sq foot home with a mind boggling 10 rooms (excluding the garage and back yard) so I am way above what most people can even dream of (Ok the sarcasim is a bit thick) Yes, I had to program misterhouse for my needs.. .YES I had to wire everything (doesnt take a rocket scientist to do that) and yes I had to design and maintain it.. but hey... I have something that the ultra-rich like to flaunt that they usually only are allowed to have.. and you can too!

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    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:and you dont have to be overpaid to do it. by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2


      A 1285 sq ft house with 10 rooms? Is this some sort of jail or something? That's just slightly more than 11 x 11 per room. My bedroom by itself is 11 x 13, exluding an attached closet/storage room and my computer extension which together add another 8 x 7. And they feel like a damn fox hole. The other main areas of my house are 3 to 4 times larger. Unless this is some sort of dorm/rental house, then I would understand. If not, then you should go ahead and knock some walls down and make it much more roomy.

    2. Re:and you dont have to be overpaid to do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm counting storage, furnace room, bathrooms, oh and one largish hallway. hey.. you need whole house audio and automation in those rooms too!

    3. Re:and you dont have to be overpaid to do it. by verch · · Score: 1

      I'm sure everyone can figure this our for themselves, but it's misterhouse.net.

    4. Re:and you dont have to be overpaid to do it. by walt-sjc · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but it's X-10. X-10 SUCKS. Who the hell wants a system that randomly turns your bedroom light or stereo on at 3am? I used to have lots of x-10 stuff, but got tired of it just not working reliably and ripped it out. That and going through wall switches left and right ( they just are NOT built well.) ... And I'll NEVER forgive them for the pop-up ads.

      Misterhouse is cool, but I'd rather use some other HA technology than X-10.

    5. Re:and you dont have to be overpaid to do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Lumpy, my garage is bigger than your house and I have a hard time fitting two oversized gas guzzling SUV's into it. I can't imagine 10 rooms in the same space. Hell, my master bath is 750 sq ft and I don't live in an overpriced mansion. I live in a middle-class neighborhood. Are you sure you don't have a 12,500 sq ft house?

    6. Re:and you dont have to be overpaid to do it. by Restil · · Score: 2

      I have to agree on the X10 stuff. Even if the equipment was extremely reliable, the underlying protocols are flawed. There's no security built in. Anyone with an X10 remote can control my house, and even if I disabled the wireless interface, they could plug in one of my outdoor plugs to interface the network. While the ability to turn my lights on might not be a drastic security concern, it limits my ability to make use of some of the more custom features, like using one of the X10 unit codes to activate computer events. If security is the least bit important in those matters, X10 is not a viable option.

      Its also slow. While the time between a button press and the lamp turning on is almost instantanious, if you're detecting an event then responding to it separately, it will take a minimum of two seconds to get feedback, which is almost useless if you're you're using motion sensors to capture pictures or anything else where responses in the milliseconds are preferred.

      Still, for low cost consumer grade products, they serve their purpose well. Even if you despise X10 for obvious reasons, you can wire your entire house with X10 compatible products from different companies. However, anyone planning to wire every single electrical device in the house probably can justify a different approach.

      -Restil

      --
      Play with my webcams and lights here
    7. Re:and you dont have to be overpaid to do it. by wilko11 · · Score: 1
      One of the nice things about misterhouse is that it is written in PERL and is very expandable. The auhor, Bruce Boyes, is also very active in supporting the project as is the Misterhouse user community.

      As long as your chosen HA technology has a serial port or an IP interface you can interface it with Misterhouse.

      For example, a module has been written to support the high-end C-BUS system that is available in Australia.

    8. Re:and you dont have to be overpaid to do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and your house doesnt talk to you, automate your lamps/ appliances/ or have whole house audio.... having money does NOT equal smarts....

      BTW... Is your home sitting on 3 acres with over 150feet of lake frontage? I highly doubt it. If you paid any attention to what lumpy has said or do something very silly and SEARCH slashdot for home automation or income stories you would be informed and have a really damn good picture of him.. I've been a slashdot lurker for 3 years and I know that his house is spitting distance from the water, he regularly drives home strips to the boat and then speeds around the lake (Gawd I hope not naked! geeks are never un-fat) Hell I can tell you by simply searching further what county and state he lives in... and he is a US citizen... that's obvious.

      many Geeks here lives in smaller homes from 950 to 1400 square feet. and are quite happy... probably the home is from the 1930's to 1950's

      remember a man with oversized cars and houses... Pity... although in retorspect... I'm betting that bum down the street that lives in a cardboard box must be fricking HUGE!

      It never ceases to amaze me how un-intelligent, un-observant, and horribly under-educated the general Slashdot crowd is.. anyone with a bit of observation power, and searching can turn up BARRELS of good information on a chap... even from forums like this one. no wonder the states economy is screwed... worthless blokes like you are getting paid way too much money for being clueless and wandering around with blinders.

  18. Yeah, nice... um... tour. by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What I love about the article the most is the picture of the outside of the house. Too bad there isn't anything of the inside of the house and the streaming video is only for paid subscribers. Otherwise, the article is a total fluff piece. No real substance to it at all. It's like a short "House of the Future" blurb right out of the 1957 issue of Popular Mechanics. Changing the world indeed...

    1. Re:Yeah, nice... um... tour. by rocnar · · Score: 2, Informative
      It should look nice from the outside... he spent somewhere around 300k just to landscape his driveway.

      (I happen to know the landscaping company's owners.)

    2. Re:Yeah, nice... um... tour. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its called CABLE TV. The Channel is CNN. The story had lots of pretty pictures.

  19. I think he meant to say.......... by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 2

    "I like to build things and change my world."

  20. This guy is a Geek like the rest of us! by puto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Call him an arrogant rich bastard but he is a geek like the rest of us.

    Hey, how many of us bought the friggin X-10 cam bundles for 99.99? So we can see what our servers do while we are at Comdex?

    How many of us don't have gigs of mp3's in the car? Even built one before commercial players were for sale?

    The guy is just ab ubergeek who made some cash and modded the shit outta his house. More power to him!

    I would kill to have my own theater. John Carpenters The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China, big screen cheese fests for me and the bodies. And imagine Ron Jeremy on the big screen? Yikes.

    We would all do something similar if we had the cash. We all got some weird wants.

    What are some of the weird things you would do with bucks? Besides being altruistic?

    Puto

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    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
    1. Re:This guy is a Geek like the rest of us! by Lshmael · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Bill Gates is a geek, too. Let's all kiss and make up...

      Random Geek: I'm sorry I switched to Linux!
      Billg: I'm sorry Windows has so many bugs and so much stupidity!
      (group hug, fade to black)

      In reality, being a geek is no excuse for stupidity. Then again, you bought those X10 cameras, funding hundreds of popup ads. Shame! Shame!

    2. Re:This guy is a Geek like the rest of us! by slagdogg · · Score: 3, Funny

      And imagine Ron Jeremy on the big screen? Yikes.

      If I ever visit your theater, remind me to sit behind you ...

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      (Score:-1, Wrong)
    3. Re:This guy is a Geek like the rest of us! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      "I would kill to have my own theater."

      well, why don't you kill the twat in the article and steal his house then, as you seem to dig it so much.

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    4. Re:This guy is a Geek like the rest of us! by BigJimSlade · · Score: 2

      I sincerely hope that this wasn't moderated interesting because of the Ron Jemery comment.

    5. Re:This guy is a Geek like the rest of us! by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 2

      Bah, he's only got a T1 to the house. A real geek (with money) would have a T3 at the very least...

      from his website: Cyberspace Connections. All Internet-capable devices are on the same network and use a T1 line, which allows connection to the Internet at lightning speed.

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      -- If god wanted me to have a sig, he'd have given me a sense of humor.
    6. Re:This guy is a Geek like the rest of us! by jred · · Score: 2

      I'm going to take the 425 V8 out of my '79 Caddy & drop it in my Gumby green '73 Datsun 1200. Ok, it'll really just be the shell of the Datsun, but I'll be able to show the ricers a thing or two :)

      --

      jred
      I'm not a mechanic but I play one in my garage...
    7. Re:This guy is a Geek like the rest of us! by corey_lawson · · Score: 1

      ...what would I buy?

      I'd buy a couple of extra hours for my two kids to sleep in on saturday morning, instead of getting up at 7:30am, pretty much like clockwork.

      But I know that in a few years, I'm going to be pouring cold water on them to get them out of bed at 2pm. So I better enjoy it now, right?

    8. Re:This guy is a Geek like the rest of us! by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      X-10 makes cameras? Wow...I wish I knew that...you'd think I would have seen some advertising about them on the web. :)

  21. Much more information here by image · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check out scottajones.com for actual information about the house, not the short CNN blurb.

    1. Re:Much more information here by hitzroth · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that bathtub. I'd hate to be the poor dude that has to polish it.

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      In mathematics, one does not understand things, one merely gets used to them.
      --VonNeumann
  22. I like Escient by BlueGecko · · Score: 5, Informative
    A friend of mine has a home theater system designed by Escient with full Dolby surround speakers, a nice projection screen about twelve feet wide or so, and so forth. Just like Scott Jones, it is also highly automated. Automated features it has (I am not making any of these up):
    1. Blowing the speaker system about once per month, completely automated.
    2. Firing DVDs at high speed out of the changer as someone walks by
    3. Shutting the curtains in front of the screen, usually during highly suspenseful and/or very cool scenes
    While the theater setup is cool, Escient's stuff, at least in that theater, always has something a bit off with it even when it's mostly working. I honestly don't know whether anyone except Escient offers that kind of thing (since I live in Indiana, Escient does seem to be the only option here), but if there are multiple options for you, I would at least consider them before going with Escient. I should emphasize that the theater is not mine and I have only had extensive experience with that one, but since there aren't a ton of these lying around, I thought I'd give my two cents anyway.
    1. Re:I like Escient by ServiceGod · · Score: 1

      What an amazing fantasy life you must have. Now assuming you really have a 'friend' and this 'friend' could really afford what we do , I would have to ask why your 'friend' has not called to complain. I would guess it is because your 'friend' does not know how to use a phone. Our he is to busy dodgeing all those flying DVD's. Our perhaps he is having to many wild parties with the local cheerleading squad and they are all listening to his bootleg cut of some unknown RAP group causeing his speakers to explode from the pain of such horrid music.Whatever the reason, I say your 'friend' does not have what it takes to call us. So the next time you talk to him tell him that the number is in the book. Or on the Five figure invoice his parents..I mean he paid. Or at our web site www.escientsolutions.com. Tell him to ask for the service department. We are the guys that fix stuff.

    2. Re:I like Escient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How rude.

      With customer service reps like you, I wouldn't ever do business with Escient.

      Why are arrogant pricks and lots of money so highly correlated?

    3. Re:I like Escient by ServiceGod · · Score: 1

      Sorry I hurt someones feelings...now run along I think I hear your mommy calling...Mr Anonymous.

    4. Re:I like Escient by BlueGecko · · Score: 2
      I left out my friend's name because I thought it would be rude to bring him into a post of which he was not aware, out of respect. Would you do any different?
      "Hi, I have a friend named Jack McCourmic, lives at 985 W. 9th St. and he has this $50,000 theater setup in his basement that is really awesome. The back door's unlocked usually during the day hours, but that's OK be most people think he has a security dog."
      I promise you that he has complained quite a bit, and the system has been fixed several times yet keeps breaking. You could figure that out from my post; if he weren't getting the equipment fixed repeatedly, then the speakers would not keep failing. They would have failed once.

      I sincerely hope for Escient's sake you are not a service rep. If you were, a far, far better way to handle the situation would have been to email me from an escientsolutions.com account with your apologies that the system was not performing as specified and offer to help the friend get in touch with the appropriate people at Escient, whether or not he had already done that. As-is, I'm forced to conclude that this kind of immature behavior may have something to do with the unreliable nature of the system...
    5. Re:I like Escient by ServiceGod · · Score: 1

      I just tried to send you a direct e-mail AGAIN. Your e-mail account is not REAL. Please e-mail me direct with a good e-mail address. I would like to address your concerns.

    6. Re:I like Escient by Binome · · Score: 1

      Every single post you have made up to this point has been ridiculously rude. You insist that Blue Gecko couldn't -possibly- have a friend with enough money to purchase your company's precious equipment. Tell me, do you know all of his friends?

      Let's look at the response from another Escient chap on /., gkhurst.

      To the guy talking about his friend's Escient system that doesn't work, then just call our full-time service manager who will take care of it ASAP. Screen curtains are on a relay so it's pretty unlikely they'd just close during a movie. You might be confusing a system with Escient Convergence products with one Escient Solutions installed.

      See? Civil. Polite. My word, perhaps even helpful!

      Try that sometime.

      --
      In Soviet Russia, Beowulf cluster imagines you!
    7. Re:I like Escient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firing DVDs at high speed out of the changer as someone walks by

      What an imagination this boy has! I predict he'll grow up to be a storyteller or maybe a heroin addict.

  23. asking for trouble? by YouTalkinToMe · · Score: 3, Insightful
    from the article:

    While Jones is traveling, he can check in on his abode via the Internet. As part of the security system, cameras are trained on every room of the house and every entrance. He can go on the Web and with a few clicks, zoom in on parts of the house or unlock doors from half a world away.

    Now is it just me, or is this asking for trouble?

    1. Re:asking for trouble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does make you wonder why if you are half a world away why would you need to unlock your door.

    2. Re:asking for trouble? by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

      Hey, honey. Look at this show "They're burglarizing my house". That really does look like our house. D'oh!

      --
      I was taking one day at a time, but then several days got together and ambushed me. (from a Rhymes with Orange comic)
    3. Re:asking for trouble? by tf23 · · Score: 2

      I've never understood *why* people want camera's around the entire house. How's a guy supposed to get some play on the couch during halftime of MNF if there's a camera there?

  24. And now, from the other end of the money spectrum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My apartment is so cheap, the floors are sinking away from the walls!

    So I put some CAT5 cable in the crack and some coax and a phone line. So now I have network access in two rooms! And an extra phone line!

    The joys of being poor!

  25. Amen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he's why capitalism works... now I'll always aspire to have a house like his, even if it only turns out to be a 600SF apartment of my own.

  26. How cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just think man, this guy is too hip for words!

    Bet he sleeps well knowing he could have fed starving kids with all that cash.

    Right on TechnoGuru!

    1. Re:How cool! by Poisonous+Drool · · Score: 0

      Bet he sleeps well knowing he could have fed starving kids with all that cash.

      You could get a 2nd job and use that money to feed starving kids, so you're no better.

  27. wine cellar? by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

    well, I would prefer putting a fingerprint scan on my beer fridge instead. When you are rich enough to buy wine you should share your collection. When you can only afford cheap beer you need to protect it ;)

    1. Re:wine cellar? by CheechBG · · Score: 2

      as a raider of Bill's beer fridge since '00, I can personally attest to this. Cheap beer in a college town/environment needs to be protected at all costs, up to and including making the raider sit on Bill's porch :)

    2. Re:wine cellar? by garcia · · Score: 1

      the porch is now clean. It can again be inhabited by living organisms other than the mosquitoes that were being bred in the stale water surrounding one of the empty kegs.

      I swear on my mother that the porch no longer stinks like rotting otter.

  28. Antiques? by KelsoLundeen · · Score: 2

    William Gibson typed 'Neuromancer' on an old, beat-up typewriter.

    'Nuff said.

  29. One little backhoe accident ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    And he won't be able to get drunk anymore.

    Speakers behind the plaster: "The woofer needs adjustment. Get the hammers!"

  30. that's not a knife! by cygnus · · Score: 2

    THIS is a data haven.

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    Just raise the taxes on crack.
    1. Re:that's not a knife! by cygnus · · Score: 2
      D'OH! where's my link?

      ahem.

      THIS is a data haven.

      --
      Just raise the taxes on crack.
  31. And you don't have to be a millionaire either... by cut-N-paste+Troll · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I can do everything that guy did in his oversized ampatheatre he calls a house for probably 1/10-th the price he did with much more flexibility. www.misterhouse.org is a good start. and Look at the applied digital [appdig.com] for some of the best home automation core systems available at really good prices compared to the overpriced DMX/panja stuff. Whole house audio is easy and cheap if you can live without concert quality sound in every room.. www.smarthome.com has tons of that stuff.

    a "wired" home as to speak of takes nither genius nor requires buttloads of money. I have pretty much the equilivient for around $1500.00 spent with another $1500.00 to be spent on the whole house audio next month. I have a massive 1285 Sq foot home with a mind boggling 10 rooms (excluding the garage and back yard) so I am way above what most people can even dream of (Ok the sarcasim is a bit thick) Yes, I had to program misterhouse for my needs.. .YES I had to wire everything (doesnt take a rocket scientist to do that) and yes I had to design and maintain it.. but hey... I have something that the ultra-rich like to flaunt that they usually only are allowed to have.. and you can too!

  32. I'm shocked! by smashr · · Score: 1

    ...that i am the first person to get to make a joke about "Jones" in "Indiana"!!! I mean, I saw that and thought the house was gonna be sued by Lucas....

  33. Scott Jones ruined CDDB by bmarklein · · Score: 5, Informative

    This guy's company Escient turned CDDB into a commercial product and later spun it off as a separate company (Gracenote).

    1. Re:Scott Jones ruined CDDB by valleyview · · Score: 1

      from his bio, my emphasis: Escient Technologies, LLC, is a high technology accelerator and management company that channels promising new technologies into strategic positions in the marketplace. One affiliate, Gracenote, formerly CDDB, Inc., is a powerhouse in the exploding field of digitally downloaded music and features the world's largest and most comprehensive CD database on the Internet.

      --
      What would life be without homegrown tomatoes?
    2. Re:Scott Jones ruined CDDB by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Stealing community contributed content and repackaging it == big money!

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  34. No he's not by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    This is nothing more than promotion for his company and the excuse to brag about money. Please, save your gushing for those who do make interesting things.

    Besides, this asshole owns CDDB, fucking parasite.

  35. Dakota Flushboy by KelsoLundeen · · Score: 2
    Jones is the head of Escient Technologies, a company that develops in-home systems that merge Internet power with electronic appliances and devices.


    Is this guy an idiot? This sort of thing is like hanging a sign out front and asking the script-kiddies, "Pleaze, dudez, hack my house. Hack my shower."


    Why in the world would I want my appliance merged with anything having to do with the internet?


    So some pimply faced kid named 'Dakota Flushboy' can come and make my convection oven turn on instead of my toaster?


    "Hooo-boy, Dakota, you got me. You really did."

  36. Internet Power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that like AC or DC?

  37. Hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    While Jones is traveling, he can check in on his abode via the Internet. As part of the security system, cameras are trained on every room of the house and every entrance. He can go on the Web and with a few clicks, zoom in on parts of the house or unlock doors from half a world away.

    Post an IP address, I haven't hacked a house in a long time.
  38. Guru? by Joel+Ironstone · · Score: 2


    Main Entry: guru
    Pronunciation: 'gur-(")ü also g&-'rü
    Function: noun
    Inflected Form(s): plural gurus
    Etymology: Hindi guru, from Sanskrit guru, from guru, adjective, heavy, venerable -- more at GRIEVE
    Date: 1613
    1 : a personal religious teacher and spiritual guide in Hinduism
    2 a : a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern b : one who is an acknowledged leader or chief proponent c : a person with knowledge or expertise : EXPERT

    Hmm

  39. What would I do? by anonymous+loser · · Score: 5, Funny
    What are some of the weird things you would do with bucks? Besides being altruistic?


    Two chicks at the same time.

    1. Re:What would I do? by unicron · · Score: 2

      "And I figure, if I was a millionaire, I could hook that up, cuz chicks dig guys with money."

      "Not all chicks do"

      "The kind of chicks that would double up on a guy like me do."

      "Good point"

      --
      Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
  40. Re:Yes but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that it was an apple pie!!!

  41. Cool homes in Movies by rczyzewski · · Score: 0

    I saw something similar in a movie once, PeeWee's Big Adventure. It was way cool. I wish I had a house like that.

  42. Closed technology by walt-sjc · · Score: 3, Informative

    Escient uses Lutron stuff. Only problem is that it's a closed architecture / proprietary thing. Why of why these guys refuse to work with open standards is beyond me. It limits you to only technology supported by Lutron.

    An alternative is open technology supported by companies like Leviton, Samsung, Siemens, Philips, Honeywell, Johnson Controls, Trane, Cisco, and Many others world wide. See Echelon who developed the technology, and the Lonmark site which has info on integrators, manufacturers, etc.

    1. Re:Closed technology by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure I'd want my house to be controlled by something called Echelon. :-)

  43. Scott Jones' house of techno-wonderlust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee Scott, whoose world are you changing?
    No necessity, no invention!

  44. Those leaders.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Sign agreements that later own get them voted out of office because their electors are too lazy to be arsed to care about sustainable development....

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  45. Everyone needs a 27,000 sq. ft. house. by mnemotronic · · Score: 1
    Well, dahling, I just don't know how the common folk can survive in those tiny hovels. Really I don't. 5,000 square feet? Are you serious? Dear, our bedroom is 5,000 square feet. Did you know that many of the peasants only have one or two bathrooms? Really! How primative. They might as well live in a cave. See you at the polo match later? Ta!

    FYI: Scott Jones is the dude behind Gracenote's transition to fee-based CDDB lookups.

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    The Russians have won. They have made the world a cesspool of distrust, greed, fear and hate.
    1. Re:Everyone needs a 27,000 sq. ft. house. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

      Being a supposed genius maybe he could apply some of that briliance to reducing his impact on the land with a more reasonably sized home. Naaah, easier to just send a check to the Sierra Club and f the world!

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      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  46. So does anyone have his IP addy yet? by h4mmer5tein · · Score: 1

    /.'ing a house has to be a new one :)

  47. Yes, But Does He Have a Girlfriend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I caught the CNN piece on television yesterday. The most amusing part about it was the way the anchors were making jokes about how far overboard Jones had gone. Someone actually put up the blurb, "Yes, But Does He Have a Girlfriend" at the bottom of the screen during the story. Not used to seeing sarcasm on CNN. It was almost refreshing.

  48. If hes the center of the world..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he deffantly changed it!

  49. Wallace & Grommit by JasonMaggini · · Score: 1

    When they mentioned the alarm clock opening the curtains and playing music, I thought of that whole slide-out-of-bed-into-your-trousers-
    and-get-shot -with-an-oatmeal-cannon thing from W&G...

  50. Murphy's Law by NetFusion · · Score: 1

    "..waking up in the morning is a high-tech venture. His alarm clock neither beeps nor buzzes; instead, music begins to play, curtains open on sunshine and lights switch on. And in the bathroom, the shower starts flowing."

    This sequence of events could just as easily end in a rising flood and death by electrocution or drowning.

  51. MOD THIS UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has way more pictures, this guy has a fucking slide attached next to a circular stairway all carved out of wood, and his tech van looks interesting.

  52. v1.0 house by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

    Just wait until he has to install a patch to his house because his air conditioner has a security hole or his theater shows a "blue screen of death" (tm Microsoft).

    Now I'm going to hack into his wine cellar and spoil his chablis...

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  53. But is it worth it? by bluGill · · Score: 3

    For a TV fanatic (just about everyone), the large TV coming down from the ceiling is a good idea. However how much of the rest is useful?

    The switches in my house work just fine, I walk into the room and turn it on. No looking, because they are all standard I can walk into just about any dark room and turn on the light, and little effort is required. (Note, europe seems to run on a different standard and I can't always find their switches). How is a touch screen different? When a mechanical switch wears out I can fiddle with it a few times until I get the parts to replace it.

    The reason the "House of the future" has never caught on is that most of the ideas are not really better. A mechanical light switch is cheap (50 cents), and uses no power. A touch, voice, or motion switch is much more exepnsive, and needs power to operate. In other words, it wastes electrisity without providing functionality we need.

    That isn't to say all new technology isn't better. Most houses should be built with sorround sound, because people would use that.

    Remember, when building a house, consider what you would really use. It might be interesting to know what the tempature of each room it, but in the end who cares?

    1. Re:But is it worth it? by wizman · · Score: 1

      Who needs a Lexus? I can get a 89 Cavalier for under $1,000. It will get me to work just fine too. I don't need automatic climate control, I can just turn the knob to "blue" if I'm warm. Rolling down the windows is mechanical, so it doesn't require any electricity like power locks do. You still need to turn a wheel and operate a transmission, so it's the same thing.

      Nobody really NEEDS any of the luxury items that exist. But they are still there, and lots of people still buy them or desire them.

    2. Re:But is it worth it? by bluGill · · Score: 1

      So your saying that status is the only reason to get this? Guess I agree.

      Me, I prefer to shift my own transmission, roll down my own windows, lock my own doors. Those mechanical parts seem to last a long time, and give less trouble than the electric ones. (not to say that I don't have troubles with mechanical parts) Thats just me though, I don't expect you to be like me, I just ask you to consider if technology is really worth it. Status is of course a consideration.

  54. And now we know... by Reziac · · Score: 2

    ... who is the REAL Indiana Jones!!

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  55. World changes aren't always a good thing by evocate · · Score: 2

    Seems like he's making some progress in the field of non-obvious remote residence observation. Just the kind of technology that gives our friends in Justice an Orwellian woody. I don't know about you, but I like to be the only one with keys to my locks and passwords to my hidden cameras. Funny, doors can be unlocked from anywhere but no scr1pt k1ds are getting any of his booze.

  56. Hrm.. speakers everywhere? by sudog · · Score: 1

    Does that mean all I have to do to potentially kill the guy is set up an endlessly repeating loop of ear-damaging sound and hit "play at maximum volume" on some master computer somewhere?

  57. And I thought MY house was wired! by Restil · · Score: 2

    Check it out here. Oh well, at least now I have more goals to shoot for. I'll probably have to forgo the movie theatre for now. His house is about 10x larger than mine. :)

    -Restil

    --
    Play with my webcams and lights here
  58. EMP by namespan · · Score: 2

    But.... in the event of a big solar flare or a nuke going off his house becomes just like mine!

    Then again, I suppose if either of those events were to happen, maybe audio/video on demand and cool touchscreens wouldn't be your biggest worries.

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    Libertarianism is rich wolves and poor sheep playing gambler's ruin for dinner.
  59. Security Issues? by BlabberMonkey · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person who thinks that this would be nothing but a target for hackers all around the world? I mean, come on, the department I work in has attacks on its web server on a daily basis, like clock work, and it's just Agricultural Economics at a University! I'm sure something like this would be a 'golden cow' hack for any well versed h4x0r...how much effort would you put into hacking if it would let you have that much control over someone's.....house???? Making something like this available to the average consumer at this point in internet security, would outweigh the convenience aspect of it with danger....at least I think so, what about you guys?

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    "Welcome to the United States of Microsoft"
  60. Best Quote from the CNN article... by bigfatlamer · · Score: 1

    Why does Jones need a home that includes a movie theater that seats 20 and wine cellar accessible only by fingerprint scan?
    According to Jones, "I like to build things and change the world."


    Translation: "Because I've got more money than god and I can't think of anything useful to do with it."

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    There's one thing computing teaches you, and that's that there's no point to remembering everything.
    --Doug Copland
  61. He does give away some money by nucal · · Score: 1

    According to his site, Jones does do a fair amount of philanthropy. Maybe not in the most humble way, but at least he is being charitable.

  62. Ted=MeatHead by evodas · · Score: 1

    All I can say is we need fewer jerks giving tech and America in general a bad name with 27,000 square foot houses.

  63. What the 'Riley hospital for Children pic? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I don't think those are his kids. He reminds me of Jerry Doyle. His "serious look" photo especially reminds me of Jerry Doyle playing Micael Garibaldi under Bester

  64. Water Waste... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    The real reason you have water restrictions in Virginia is not because the world is running out of water, but that people in your area aren't willing to pay enough money for the operations necessary to get properly conditioned water in your area.

  65. What happens when stuff breaks? by westfirst · · Score: 2

    I love gadgets too, but they're a real headache. My house is only 2500 or so square feet. I've only got one car. But it seems like I'm constantly debugging the damn things. My car stereo, for instance, has a fancy automatic security panel to disguise it from thieves. It sounded cool, but now it won't work in the rain. Humidity jams it. My cordless phone battery is starting to suck. The list goes on and on.

  66. Oh, wait, the other two pictures would seem to... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    indicate ... Finally found the paragraph in the bio... He probably adopted them...

  67. Re: cut-N-paste Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha!!! You actually managed to snare not one, but two moderators with this one? Even with the highly obvious cut/paste evidence ([appdig.com], where's the link?). LMFAO!!! Well done, sir.

  68. Re: cut-N-paste Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Oh yeah. And today's stupid mods are busy moderating you up, meanwhile they've still completely missed all the Informative posts above that actually link to the guy's website. Hello??!? Dumbasses. Too bad I don't have points today.

    Whore.

  69. Re: cut-N-paste Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks... I have a few of these accounts, they all get mod points. It is amazing... but in this case, the "underrated" mod makes me think that this is a troll sympathizer.

  70. My claim to fame by gkhurst · · Score: 1

    A little background, I did all the programming/GUI design etc.. on this project so let me put to rest all the various misconceptions that a few people seem to have.

    1- His system is on a UPS so it doesn't go down with a power outage.

    2- It uses proprietary hardware and is behind a couple firewalls so don't expect to hear about some 13 year old getting in.

    3- Don't try to compare your activehome X-10 to this system. It is much more modular, tons more reliable and when a hardware manufacturer comes out with a new product they actually work with AMX on protocol. Lutron is a rock solid product, there's a reason we call X-10 press-and-pray.

    4- To the guy talking about his friend's Escient system that doesn't work, then just call our full-time service manager who will take care of it ASAP. Screen curtains are on a relay so it's pretty unlikely they'd just close during a movie. You might be confusing a system with Escient Convergence products with one Escient Solutions installed.

    5- Scott dates.

    6- Scott donates to a bunch of non-profit organizations sometimes involving isntalling AV systems or kiosks.

    7- Something else I'm probably forgetting...

    1. Re:My claim to fame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..Let me guess. He opens his house at christmas time for a needy family or two to spend some time in his little fantasy castle and live like kings. How noble.

  71. not worth it at all by KingPrad · · Score: 1

    how much power does this place consume? also how long would he have to use such a system to recoup the time investment in installation from time saved not walking to a thermostat and adjusting the air manually? i bet he'll be spending a lot of time troubleshooting/fixing this place.

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  72. Change the world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > According to Jones, "I like to build things and change the world."

    You say you want a revo-lution... we-ell, you know-oh-oh... We all wanna change the world...

    recompile.org

  73. Voicemail? by Faeton · · Score: 1

    This is the bastard that invented the acursed voicemail system and this is his rewards? Next thing you know, the guy who develop Windows is the richest guy on earth. Wait....

  74. A quote by comp.sci · · Score: 1

    A quote from CNN.com:
    "He can go on the Web and with a few clicks, zoom in on parts of the house or unlock doors from half a world away."

    Anyone got the IP-adress to that site? I could really need some nice touchscreens...

    Seriously, this definitely is a huge security problem , dont you think?

  75. Homeowner problems by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

    I have a real problem with getting adequate bass out of my in-wall $5000 speakers. You see, I live in a cardboard box and the roof tends to cave in and the garbage cans outside rattle a whole lot. I plan to heavily network it soon, though. Once I find a few more refrigerator boxes I should have enough room for LAN parties. I don't need a fingerprint lock on my wine cellar, because when I can afford a bottle of port, it doesn't last too long anyway.

  76. pfft by rtscts · · Score: 1

    Freed slaves might think otherwise, for example.

  77. Yeah, wine. right by oskarfasth · · Score: 1
    The home includes a movie theater that seats 20 and has a wine cellar accessible only by fingerprint scan.

    Wine cellar. Right. I mean, how naive can journalists get?
    --
    "Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand..." - James Randi
  78. Re:Hrm.. speakers everywhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure hope he's considered this into his subwoofer selections. Every been in in the head by a one-inch thick square foot of plaster? It isn't something that non-XGamers will enjoy, believe me.

  79. Obviously knows what he's doing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While Jones is traveling, he can check in on his abode via the Internet. As part of the security system, cameras are trained on every room of the house and every entrance. He can go on the Web and with a few clicks, zoom in on parts of the house or unlock doors from half a world away.


    Or he's just not paranoid enough yet..

  80. Crude, ham-fisted approach. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2
    If he was at all thinking about it, he'd use a proximity sensor coupled with a clock ("it's morning, he's heading to the shower, and the shower hasn't been used today, therefore I'll turn on") and have the shower come on when he's right outside the bath room. Same with "turning on the lights" - can't a light sensor determine whether there's enough light to be had by opening the shades before it switched on the lights?

    I would *not* want this guy automating my house. No imagination.

  81. GREAT CONCERN! by CTC · · Score: 1

    I have spent a good deal of time now reviewing everyone's comments. This is my first time visiting Slashdot....a friend pointed me to it today since I have a strong connection to the home that is being discussed. My first impression of this site SHOULD be a lot of technical people interested in technology...trying compare ideas and learn from other technical people. I'm getting a different impression however. It appears to be a lot of people who aren't doing as well financially or professionally as they would like, and have chosen to use this site as a forum to talk badly of those more fortunate. I'm sure there are other sites on the internet that would serve these individuals better. I would venture to guess that the same people you are bad mouthing on sites like this, are the same people who provide you employment and sign your pay checks! For those who are truly interested in technology, I would love to hear from you. I have been in the custom installation business for about 12 years now. It never ceases to amaze me what people want to do (and pay for) in there homes. I would love to hear from those who have issue with some of the product chosen. Believe it or not, there are reasons for the equipment that we chose to use in our client's homes. X-10 is great for my 1100 sf home, especially for somebody like me who enjoys messing around with its quirks. But when a wealthy homeowner wants that same type of control, reliable, stable, user friendly, in a home 30 to 50 times bigger than mine, we have to use equipment designed for that application. I'm done rambling. If you have an legitimate questions or suggestions, let me know!

    1. Re:GREAT CONCERN! by Wicker61 · · Score: 1

      I concur! Does anyone realize how many children Mr. Jones kept in new shoes and clothes by keeping hard working American men and women employed to create this Dream House?..........he didn't do it by himself with a few trips to Home Depot on long weekends!....*THINK* folks! At least he *spends* his money and helps keep a local economy going! God Bless the greatest country on Earth!

  82. Pissing match with Steve Hilbert. by jacobcaz · · Score: 1

    I drive past Scott Jones' house 2 or 3 times a week on my way to my colocation facility.

    Scott Jones is just trying to catch up with Steve Hilbert (remember, the ex-CEO of Conseco) who happens to live right across the street.

    He just moved his driveway up the hill from Hilbert's last fall (and spent a pretty penny on it too according to local gossip).

    Hilbert's place still rocks Jones' though.

    Actually, I would live in any house along the street (116th between US 421 and US 31 for those of you who want to go check it out). It's called Millionaires' Row and sports names like Steve Hilbert, Scott Jones, Robert Ursey (owner of the Colts) among others. VERY NICE houses in a VERY HIGH DOLLAR area.

    1. Re:Pissing match with Steve Hilbert. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's IRSAY...and your wrong, I have been in both homes and the Jones house is by far cooler that the Hilbert house. GO COLTS !!!

  83. Re:Where's the beef (OT) by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    {Shudder} - I'm having flashbacks to cabling offices with 10Base2, how flaky it could be, and people crawling all over looking for the cause of network degradation... Aha! It was the coil of cable over in the corner of Bob's office, acting as an antenna!

    Yeah, my boss just finished a contract job moonlighting as a network tech, mysterious problems with a coax network, standard MO, coils everywhere, T connectors used as splices, total segment length 1000 feet or so. Replaced it with CAT5 and problems all went away. This company is still using 386s for their main workstations though. Medical billing company, legacy text based apps, and no need for more. I had to give my boss a pile of ISA 10Mbit TP cards out of my junk box to finish the job with.

    One could do pretty well running a niche company just to support legacy systems like that. I know we have had to order twinax supplies from such companies for our S/36 (now thankfully gone), and they can charge outrageous prices because of the lack of competition. Funny thing though, when we went to sell our Twinax equipment, none of those types of companies wanted to pay us enough to make it worth shipping a pallet of boat anchors, we wound up tossing most of it out.

    Anyway, this is way offtopic, thanks for the exchange.

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  84. Re:And you don't have to be a millionaire either.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > ampatheatre he calls a house

    WTF?

  85. Who cares about this? by gurensan · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on. It's not like we don't already have enough conveniences to make us fat and lazy. What's wrong with getting up out of your chair to close the blinds? Jeez, this stuff may be cool to look at but it's way too much money to spend on something you don't need that didn't really warrant a /. thread. If you've got the money to protect a freakin' wine collection with a thumbprint lock, I can think of at least a thousand other uses for you!

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    You are all fartheads.
  86. Adverpostment? by ctar · · Score: 1

    Every since yesterday's Adverpost for the Cappucino, I know I'll be suspicious of any pointless story that has advertising potential...