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  1. Re:Useless on BitFloor Joins List of Compromised BitCoin Exchanges · · Score: 1

    So they can use Silver dude. There's always a barter economy. In seriousness, wasn't this caused in some small part due to Robert Mugabe's land reform policies? Or is the hyperinflation it's own animal altogether. Or maybe the west is trying to 86 a socialist.

  2. Shameless Spam on Mass Production of 450mm Wafers Bumped Back Again: 2018 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't care about the latest technology, they will never improve on the technology in Nilla Wafers http://www.nabiscoworld.com/Brands/brandlist.aspx?SiteId=1&CatalogType=1&BrandKey=nilla&BrandLink=/nilla/&BrandId=76&PageNo=1

  3. Field and Vanilla on AMD64 Surpasses i386 As Debian's Most Popular Architecture · · Score: 1

    The most common wallpaper image on Debian desktops is of a green field. The most popular flavor of ice cream is vanilla. Thank you.

  4. Useless on BitFloor Joins List of Compromised BitCoin Exchanges · · Score: 0

    So I go to the 7-11 with my smartphone with all 250K worth of bitcoins to get some coffee and a newspaper and the clerk says that will be $2.48 and I hold up my smartphone and he says what's that and I say that's $250 million worth of bitcoins and he says do you want to trade the phone for the paper and coffee and I say no, I want you to use NFC to deduct $2.76 from my magical bitcoins and he says, Sorry dude, I don't have the other half of the encryption key... Just use paper money dude.

  5. Patent violation on Government Lawyer Says Patent Trolls Are a 'Concern' · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story has been filed in violation of my patent on Patent Troll stories posted to Web Sites, patent no. 7640598 D607176 PP20622 RE41067 H002234. I am requesting $5.40 to cover my Veggie Sub at subway for lunch.

  6. Fourth possibility on FBI Denies It Held iPhone UDIDs Stolen By AntiSec · · Score: 1

    Fourth possibilty: Hacker group is telling the truth, FBI doesn't know of existence of laptop, FBI didn't know information was on laptop, maybe agent that illegally obtained information had on laptop, FBI can deny in complete ignorance. Fifth possibility: IDs obtained by aliens in Hangar 18 and placed on laptop. Occam's razor is a lie.

  7. i am so excited for apple and their winning lottery ticket for a billion dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what will they do with all this money????????????????????? i cannot even endeavor to understand it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they should probably buy a giant hat with an apple on top of it that says apple rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you hold the apple logo sideways it reminds me of the rem koolhaas library in seattle, that is where bill gates got so smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bill gates come fast, apple has more money than you now!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Absolutely essential tech on Ask Slashdot: How To Add New Tech To Old Van? · · Score: 1

    Shag carpet, 8 track tape player, disco ball, CB radio, inexplicable ladder on back door (never understood that). What the first guy said about van art of course. Maybe these people can help http://www.nooneridesforfree.com/

  9. 3 sci fi plots with death as a trope on The Decreasing Impact of Death In Sci-fi · · Score: 1

    If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine ... Long I fell, and he fell with me. His fire was about me. I was burned. ... Ever he clutched me, and ever I hewed him, till at last he fled into dark ... Forgive them for they know not what they do for they walk through life in toe crampity shoes