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First time accepted submitter Dslice_allstar writes "I have a '77 GMC Van that I would like to take into the 21st century with some good tech. I have several large LCD monitors, and I want to hook at least one up for watching movies and doing some mild PC gaming. I am concerned about power, i.e. using an inverter and not frying the computer every time the van starts/stops, and I'm worried about whether the alternator will support a computer/monitor setup as well as LEDs and the like. Would a UPC backup be a good idea? I would also like to be able to play music over the sound system, preferably off the computer. Should I be thinking mini ITX HTPC, or would a netbook better serve my purposes? How would you all pimp out an old conversion van?"

212 comments

  1. Van Art by Stargoat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Adding new tech to a van is OK, if you're into that kind of thing. (Which I am.) But of far more importance is what kind of art you put on your van. Be it a wizard summoning a space unicorn to be ridden by a hot babe, a barbarian protecting hot babes, or an interstellar wizard summoning hot babes for nefarious purposes, van art is what takes your van and gives it that certain je ne sais pas which says, "I am awesome."

    In this case, I think you need to consider the technological contents of your van and create a motif based around that. For example, you can have a wizard summoning hot technological Linux cyborg babes. That would be cool. And when you drove down the street, people would be like, "that's cool." And isn't that the real purpose of owning a van?

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    1. Re:Van Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flame job, in purple and lilac with a silver pinstripe. 100% head turner and girl puller. You'll be fighting them off with stick.

    2. Re:Van Art by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Funny

      And isn't that the real purpose of owning a van?

      Oh? I thought this was...

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    3. Re:Van Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Considering that there is a request for installing TVs and gaming equipment, I'd say that this is a "van down by the river" type of van. Van art probably isn't a priority.

    4. Re:Van Art by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      The funny part is that people would probably not think a guy living in a van down by the river was all that shady if the van had a good paintjob, was clean and any personal belongings surrounding the van were all in good condition (as opposed to a dirty van with a 20 year old paintjob and rust and a bunch of broken lawn chairs and the like strewn around it).

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    5. Re:Van Art by bmo · · Score: 4, Funny

      people would probably not think a guy living in a van down by the river was all that shady if the van had a good paintjob,

      You mean the "Free Candy" on the side was not a good idea?

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    6. Re:Van Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the best thing I've read this week. Amen.

    7. Re:Van Art by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Coolest one I saw was all airbrushed to look like an un-populated circuit board. The detail in the paint was incredible.

      The guy had about $15,000 in tech inside and a stereo that would do 155Db in a SPL contest. The coolest part was the dashboard was 3 7" LCD monitors all running from a single mini ITX pc. you could change the gauges to anything you wanted and from the 13" touchscreen where the stereo would be you can select the GPS and then flick it to the dash. (it ran linux)

      He then fired up the HUD that was very cool but fuzzy because of the double reflection from the windshield. He has not found the right coating to apply to the windshield to remove the double reflection, but the HUD projection from the projector (not a display, a projector) covered most of the windshield and would overlay turn by turn arrows and info as well as cues from his custom collision avoidance system.

      IT was very cool, but I am unsure of how much was "mock up" in the HUD and "sensors"

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    8. Re:Van Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You'll be fighting them off your stick.

      FTFY.

    9. Re:Van Art by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Screw the art.

      Screw the tech.

      Put a bed in the back.

      Screw.

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    10. Re:Van Art by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...a dirty van with a 20 year old paintjob and rust and a bunch of broken lawn chairs and the like strewn around

      If we call extra small portable computers ultrabooks, then you must be referring to an ultrahome.

    11. Re:Van Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a documentary, almost a how-to manual, on this very subject. And like the questioner, it has a 1977 van. Spooky.

    12. Re:Van Art by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Eish, screwing art and tech would be painful - sharp edges and all...

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    13. Re:Van Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blowjob > Paintjob

    14. Re:Van Art by Drafell · · Score: 1

      Just do the van rims...

    15. Re:Van Art by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Put a bed in the back.

      It also comes in handy if you're living in a van, down by the river.

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    16. Re:Van Art by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I'm giving an up-vote to "a wizard summoning a space unicorn to be ridden by a hot babe."

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    17. Re:Van Art by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      Better than the alternative, a space unicorn riding a hot babe, summoning a wizard.

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    18. Re:Van Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Partially right. It's something involving 'your stick' and 'off', but I don't think it involves fighting, and I don't think it involves them.

    19. Re:Van Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      With RV-ing, that "van down by the river" can cost up to $140,000 easily. The class B motorhomes (vans that have bathrooms, kitchens, and some type of bed, likely a fold down couch) are pretty pricy, especially if one gets it on the Sprinter chassis. However, they can get up to 20MPG.

      For a single person on a vacation, those are great, because they not just provide transportation without being too unwieldy, but provide a place to sleep/shower/make breakfast without being too cramped.

      You can park at a RV park or campground and use shore power, or if off the beaten path, most class B RVs have a small generator so one can run the air conditioner without having to keep the vehicle's engine running.

      They are great for stealth camping, especially some models like the Airstreams. Since they don't look like the typical RV, but more like work vans, if parked somewhere to sleep overnight, you are far less likely to be bothered by panhandlers than someone with a class C or class A motorhome. In this increasing hostile country, having the ability to travel unnoticed is important.

      For touring the US before the country divides into zones and one has to have proper authorization papers to enter/leave cities, a class B motorhome is very practical. Other than parking garages, you can go anywhere with the van, be it an urban area, or a rough fire road in the middle of nowhere.

    20. Re:Van Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your preferred art milieu is cored out watermelons, though, you might do alright.

    21. Re:Van Art by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      From the link:

      In a bar, Bobby unsuccessfully approaches women, including Sally. Finally, a pinball playing girl agrees sharing a joint in his van. Though going hand-in-hand, she objects his moves. Laughing it off, he tries raping her, but Bobby discovers she has stuffed her over-sized bra with wads of toilet paper, and she runs off.

      Sounds super classy.

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    22. Re:Van Art by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      ...and every thief in the area looked it over every time he drove past.

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    23. Re:Van Art by antdude · · Score: 1

      Screw driver? :P

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    24. Re:Van Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > gives it that certain je ne sais pas which says, "I am awesome."

      You mean je ne sais quoi.

      #internetfrenchpolice+1

    25. Re:Van Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think "je ne sais quoi" is what you mean.

  2. Abandon all plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until you have a read stripe

    1. Re:Abandon all plans by oPless · · Score: 1

      Is that like a RED stripe?

    2. Re:Abandon all plans by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Just like the A-Team's battlewagon eh?

    3. Re:Abandon all plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much better to have a beer before this sort of work, especially strong Jamaican Lager

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Stripe

    4. Re:Abandon all plans by broggyr · · Score: 1

      Hooray beer!

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    5. Re:Abandon all plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the write stripe.

  3. Power problem answered: by Tastecicles · · Score: 3, Informative

    First, forget about connecting anything to the engine electrical subsystem. You've already identified the issue there, that being the risk of surging the equipment to death.

    I would go with an isolated battery stack, a couple low-profile wind turbines and employing a substantial amount of roof area in collecting PV. This would easily accommodate the power requirements of a modern laptop (my Toshiba L755D draws less than 40W under load) and a late-model LCD panel (HP W1907v for example has a max load of 49W). Plenty of power there for an onboard computer, not including the sound system.

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    1. Re:Power problem answered: by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      Go chase cars, Sparky. I've already done it. 35W panel and vertical axis wind generator on the back of my cycle (both mounted on the helmet box) runs to a pair of 140VA marine batteries which in turn feed a netbook and 50W 2.1 sound system.

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    2. Re:Power problem answered: by Pentium100 · · Score: 2

      Why not just filter the engine electrical subsystem? I mean use chokes/caps to get rid of short spikes and feed that into a DC-DC converter (or an inverter) that can handle higher input voltage. Should be cheaper than an entire new subsystem.

      Also, if the engine start is followed by a spike in the voltage, just connect a relay that disconnects the inverter during engine start until a few seconds after the engine has started. Use a big capacitor or a small battery to provide the power for the period when the relay is disconnected.

      I mean what is so different about that van compared to my 1982 Mercedes sedan? In the 17 years that the car has been in my family (my dad used it, now I use it), no tape deck (or anything connected to the cigarette lighter port) was fried.

    3. Re:Power problem answered: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, go to a company capable of setting up TV news vans.
      Second, ask them to do what you want to do.
      Third, pay them.

    4. Re:Power problem answered: by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I've half a mind to fit a 24V alternator, deep-cycle battery system and properly large inverter in my car. There are a pair of chunky brackets helpfully provided for an air conditioning compressor that Citroen clearly felt wasn't required in the UK climate - not to mention that the pipes get in the way of the rest of the right-hand drive stuff.

    5. Re:Power problem answered: by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 2

      Adding any serious amount of kit to it like it sounds like he wants, he's going to need a couple extra batteries. Also, not everyone has access to an oscilloscope to be able to tell when they've cleaned the power enough to justify hooking thousands of bucks of hardware up to it. Whatever he does, he needs to spec the wires to be able to handle the load and get the proper size fuse.

      A side note from my own experiences in this, burnt caps stink.

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    6. Re:Power problem answered: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"

    7. Re:Power problem answered: by rapiddescent · · Score: 5, Informative

      my van (a Mazda Bongo) has a leisure battery (120Ah) that runs the electronics inside and has optional charging from the engine (if it is running - via Willington cable), solar panels (when out in the sticks) or through a campsite hookup electricity point common in EU campsites.

      Whilst the solar panels only provide 26W or so at full sunlight; they do help extend the range of the leisure battery when camped out places. There's some new 80W panels that can bond to the roof (which is a rising roof in a Bongo) that I'm thinking of getting so I can run a better fridge. The nice thing about this is that if the leisure battery is drained; the engine will still start.

      Whilst I do have an inverter for 240V, I try to use kit that supports 12V to save on transformer inefficiencies. Every Ah counts!

    8. Re:Power problem answered: by datavirtue · · Score: 2

      Bet you look super cool!

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    9. Re:Power problem answered: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get a strong alternator, a 1 Farad capacitor, and a series of dry-cell batteries.

      i highly doubt you'll be drawing near as much power as a setup that can power 2000watts of speaker amplifiers.

      figure out how many watts your LCDs, PSUs, stereo, etc needs.

    10. Re:Power problem answered: by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      There are also aerogel super-caps available that can buffer/store significant amounts of power. So you are not limited to a microsecond of ample power--the super-caps act as batteries and filters and they are much more durable.

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    11. Re:Power problem answered: by DoctorTuba · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Surging can be handled, but even a high output (180 amp or greater) engine alternator won't be able to deal with the load. That's why auto manufacturers are looking at moving to 24 or 28 volt systems in the near future. I won't get into the inverter issue but I'll make a suggestion on the 12 volt supply side for your toys.

      1. Power your kit from a small bank of sealed automotive batteries (gel or AGM) which can be mounted in any orientation and safer than traditional wet batteries. If you plan on pulling power from them for extended periods without recharging (eg gaming all night) consider deep cycle batteries. Build secure mounts for them in the back of your van so they don't move around and have some protection in case of an accident..

      2. Charge these batteries with a high output alternator driven from the driveshaft (do a web search on "driveshaft driven alternator"). This will only charge your batteries while the van is moving, but I do assume you're planning on driving it some of the time.

      3. If you don't know how to hook up the batteries in parallel, or attach them to the alternator, or how to correctly size, crimp, and route the wiring find someone who does and do it right. Screwing up here could make things a little more intense than you'd like.

      Doing it this way has a number of advantages. The two big ones are:
      1. The system is completely isolated from vehicle electrics so, for example, completely draining the rear batteries won't keep you from starting the van.

      2. Having the batteries and alternator both at the rear of the van makes the wiring easier.

    12. Re:Power problem answered: by joebok · · Score: 1

      Yes, definitely bypass the engine system. You really need a deep-cycle battery (or batteries) for what you want to do. You should be thinking in terms of how a travel trailer is set up. You can charge the deep-cycle battery from the engine, but that's as far as it goes.

      I'd be willing to bet there are some off the shelf solutions that would get pretty close to meeting your needs if you check out some RV stores and sources.

    13. Re:Power problem answered: by michaelwigle · · Score: 1

      Very cool! I don't suppose there's a picture of your setup available somewhere?

    14. Re:Power problem answered: by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      There is, but you can't see the wind turbine or solar panel on there because I hadn't fitted them yet. The amp and one of the batteries are visible mounted on the downtube; at that point (May 2007) I was just starting to think about some sort of assisted power...

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    15. Re:Power problem answered: by sjames · · Score: 1

      He'll want auxiliary batteries anyway which need to disconnect from the starter battery so you don't strand yourself watching too much TV.

      Given that, isolating auxiliary power during start shouldn't be a problem.

    16. Re:Power problem answered: by AugstWest · · Score: 1

      So you have all this amazing tech, but no phone camera or digital camera?

      PRIORITIES, man!

    17. Re:Power problem answered: by michaelwigle · · Score: 1

      Thanks for sharing! That's some nice cycle hacking there!

    18. Re:Power problem answered: by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      I'll be at E.On Cycle Live Nottingham at Victoria Embankment, Nottingham next weekend (13 thru 15 July) - I'll be posting photos (possibly live video feed?) as well!

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  4. Do it HAM style by havana9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You should look how amateur radio operators and/or people with RV are setting up thei systems. I think you should stay with a 12V power supply system, an inverter is a more complex system rather than a lead acid battery, and yu'll need a DC/DC inverter for the sound system amplifiers. A mini ITX pc with a 12 power supply it's not a big deal, so a satellite receiver. If you want to be sure to not fry your electronics, use a dual battery setup with a contactor that disconnects the secondary battery from the main circuit when the engine is not running, like RV pepole sometimes are doing, and remenber to flip on the switch when needed, or use an automatic system. If a dual battery system is too much take the supply from the electronics directly from the battery poles, with a suitable fuse on both poles. Put some L-C filters and a big diode in antiparallel to the supply.

    1. Re:Do it HAM style by nospam007 · · Score: 0

      I knew a guy who had installed 5 additional generators in his Peugeot 504 to run his 240 Volt HAM equipment in the eighties with also 5 batteries in the trunk. He had several free 240 Volt outlets to run tools and other stuff so I know it can be done.
      He lost about 25% of the car's power to run these.
      In modern cars there just isn't enough space in the engine compartment to install that much crap.

    2. Re:Do it HAM style by rrossman2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry, but this is wrong on many levels. An inverter isn't any harder, and most likely easier than going without because anything that would normally plug into the wall will.. Well... Just plug in and work.

      Now the issue is you don't want to use just any old inverter as there are major differences between them. Get one with voltage stabilizing (does a good job of keeping a steady output voltage, just like the some home theater power centers do), and also make sure it's a pure sine wave. Pure sine waves run a bit more, but are much safer for sensitive electronics vs a non-pure wave system. The last one we did at the stop was a 2000watt RMS/4000 max pure sine wave that ran about $800-1000 (can't remember exact figure), but you can fine similar setups with less watts for a lot less money.

      Also, use a good deep cycle or dual-purpose marine battery all the way around. Try to use the same battery in all locations, as using different batteries (different in style as in deep cycle vs a starting battery, or a smaller capacity vs larger capacities) can cause issues as one battery may fully charge before the other, but because of the load imbalance one may over charger or one may remain undercharged.

      Also look into the after market audio areas for an alternator/generator. The same RV van I put the power inverter into above we also put a tsunami alternator which produced around 240amps at a fairly low rpm. We also used one of their heavy duty relays (500amp rated) to isolate the rear batteries from the one under the hood when the key was off so the main battery wouldn't drain and leave you stranded.

      The setup used all home equipment (made a custom flip down mount for the 36" tv we put in), including the directv receiver and home theater system.

    3. Re:Do it HAM style by arth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In modern cars there just isn't enough space in the engine compartment to install that much crap.

      Good thing the OP has an old van, then, eh?

    4. Re:Do it HAM style by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Pure sine waves run a bit more, but are much safer for sensitive electronics vs a non-pure wave system.

      The power coming from the power co is shit. Sensitive electronics tend to have big filtering caps as a result. You don't need a true sine-wave inverter unless you have inadequately-filtered equipment that freaks out otherwise. You can get a kilowatt for a hundred bucks if you drop that requirement.

      You will need a serpentine belt to run a 500A alternator, or maybe dual V-belts but I wouldn't bet on that.

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    5. Re:Do it HAM style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I had a discussion with guy who owns a company that designs/manufacturers inverters and he was of the opinion that unless you know that you have a device that requires pure sine wave that you are almost certainly better off with a quasi-sinewave inverter. You'll still come across the odd device that might not work (microwaves, hoovers, drills...) but they are getting rarer and most modern equipment with switched-mode power supplies will work just fine.

      QSW inverters are a lot more power efficient and your batteries will last longer. If you're running continuously off a 12v alternator or really need absolutely everything to work then pure sine wave is what you want.

    6. Re:Do it HAM style by Thelasko · · Score: 2

      We also used one of their heavy duty relays (500amp rated) to isolate the rear batteries from the one under the hood when the key was off so the main battery wouldn't drain and leave you stranded.

      This is a key point and will solve many problems with this setup. Most RVs use these relays to protect the main engine battery and the equipment. I found some details on how to wire this here.

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    7. Re:Do it HAM style by bandy · · Score: 2

      "HAM" is not an acronym. Nor is it an initialism.

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    8. Re:Do it HAM style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use a UPS but don't plug it into any 120v outlet, remove the 12v sealed lead acid battery and attach the F2/F1 terminals directly to your cars 12V electrical system. You now have your relatively clean 120v power source. Bonus if you find some UPS that has bad batteries for cheap, you don't them anyway.

    9. Re:Do it HAM style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you could use an inexpensive inverter and an inexpensive UPS ($300 tops) that will condition the power, kill surges and give a pure sine wave output.

  5. Zotac by gruntkowski · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Concerning the HTPC/netbook/..., check Zotac (zotac.com). Very small but surprisingly interesting mini PCs.

  6. Blue Water Sailboats by Hadlock · · Score: 4, Informative

    Do some reading on the 12v systems of blue water sailboats. You'll find that they have a separate circuit for their running system/lights vs their navigational electronics/radar etc.
     
    Generally they run the engine to charge the battery, and when that isn't possible, shore power or wind/solar. They will run the system/nav lights off of one 100ah (50ah real world use) deep cycle battery, and the other system will run off of 1-3 100ah deep cycle batteries, depending on size/budget. This is generally topped off by 1-2 400w solar panels (taking up the space of about a 4x8' sheet of plywood) and/or wind power. Wind power might be an issue in your mom's driveway though.
     
    Also consider upgrading your alternator. Conversion vans typically come with a much higher rated alternator to deal with the additional loads the experience. Tapping in to the existing 12v system is asking for trouble, it's not designed for what you're going to ask of it.

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    1. Re:Blue Water Sailboats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blue water sailor here. You're right in principle, but there are a lot of little errors in there.

      For those who are interested, a small offshore vessel does usually use two battery banks. However, one is for the auxilary engine (CCA is what counts here, amp hours are largely irrelevant). The other is the house bank, and powers all the other equipment (4-6 6V deep cycle, high Ah batteries wired to providing upwards of 600Ah at 12V).

      It isn't the engine that charges the batteries though. You barely touch it at sea. It's the your solar and wind that do all the charging. Generators are common too, but the renewables are, on the whole, doing the heavy lifting.

    2. Re:Blue Water Sailboats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an alternative, one might consider a dedicated generator. One can install an Onan genset, or use a pair of Honda eu2000i models + a parallel kit (gives you up to 3500 watts), and coupled with an extended run gas tank, would give power for a long time.

      There are direct 12 volt TVs which do not require an inverter. Inverters are fine, but they do have some energy loss, so having items run directly off of 12VDC is better if possible.

      For a setup made for dry camping, it will take four major parts: First, the generator when needing to use the A/C or it is night and batteries are low. Second, a good battery bank. I prefer 12 volt AGM batteries in parallel, but others like pairs of six bolt golf cart batteries. Third, a good solar panel kit and a MPPT charge controller. 24 volt panels are better because there is less energy loss over the wire than 12 volts. Finally fourth is a good inverter.

  7. Relatively low (solar) powered PC by Rogan · · Score: 2

    A while ago Tom's hardware did a series in a solar powered PC... many of the power saving decisions sound relevant to your requirements. The article is still available at http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/hardware-components,1685.html

  8. Right, here's what you'll do. by jimicus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Forget technology for now.

    With an old vehicle, first and foremost it needs to be well looked-after. A well looked after vehicle - even if it's getting on in age - commands respect. A clapped-out rusty biscuit tin on wheels commands scorn, no matter how much technology it may have inside.

    Fit bars to the front if it doesn't already have them. You don't want some idiot reversing into you and destroying the grille; I can't imagine parts will be too easy to find for a vehicle that age. Roo bars (the type that don't curve around the side) will probably look best.

    Sort out any rust or dents it may have, then give it a nice shiny new paint job. I'm thinking something along the lines of a red stripe starting at the top rear and going diagonally to finish at about the level of the door handle, whereupon the red stripe goes horizontally along the door.

    Paint it black below the red stripe, and grey above it.

    Fit some lights to the roof just above the windscreen.

    A spolier on top and red wheels complete the look.

    1. Re:Right, here's what you'll do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Might I also suggest placing some of those rectangular fog lights on the front of the roof just above the windscreen?

      (and if you don't get a +5 Funny then we're officially part of the older generation).

    2. Re:Right, here's what you'll do. by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?

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    3. Re:Right, here's what you'll do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The clips! Hand me the clips!"

      *snooze*

    4. Re:Right, here's what you'll do. by knisa · · Score: 1

      Don't forget a weapons locker in the back. The accuracy of the weapons doesn't matter - just spray and pray and watch as other vehicles flip over and explode.

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  9. Raspberry Pi it! by YoungJules · · Score: 1

    The Raspberry Pi http://www.raspberrypi.org/faqs would seem to be a good match as it's tiny, is portable, has very low power requirements, dissipates very little heat, costs next to nothing, and is powerful enough to run full-HD video!

    1. Re:Raspberry Pi it! by Cornwallis · · Score: 2

      And someday you might even be able to buy one!

    2. Re:Raspberry Pi it! by YoungJules · · Score: 1

      I have two, and a free t-shirt! You've just got to get up early enough :-D

    3. Re:Raspberry Pi it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm planning to do this too, if I ever get a chance to have good play with my Pi

    4. Re:Raspberry Pi it! by ratbag · · Score: 1

      In the UK, Farnell and RS both emailed me in the last fortnight to say that my turn for ordering had come up and that I might receive it in August (I only ordered from Farnell). I only registered in April.

    5. Re:Raspberry Pi it! by trevc · · Score: 1

      Plenty available on ebay

  10. First Things First: by macraig · · Score: 1

    Take out the shag carpet and mirrors.

    1. Re:First Things First: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm confused. Is that so he can install the astroturf for his company selling modernized 77 GMC's? :)

    2. Re:First Things First: by k(wi)r(kipedia) · · Score: 1

      Since it's not my money that's on the line: may I suggest replacing the engine with something that doesn't eat dinosaurs for lunch?

    3. Re:First Things First: by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      What do you think makes most of the electricity? Burning dinosaurs or old plants. Plus how is one to power that electric motor? Fill the entire van with batteries? The electric motor to move that van would have to be huge. Or have 4 smaller ones one on each wheel. I could see replacing the old engine with a more efficient one. That would mean losing space under the hood for the extra stuff modern engines have.

    4. Re:First Things First: by Krater76 · · Score: 1

      Take out the shag carpet and mirrors.

      Step 2: Replace with new shag carpet, new mirrors, and LED mood lighting

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  11. Fill it with Raspberry Pi by Required+Snark · · Score: 0
    Come on Slashdoters, this is begging for a Beowulf post. Don't let us down, and keep the proud tradition of stupid and mindless repetition alive!

    Imagine a parking lot full of vans filled with Raspberry Pi as a ...

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  12. Multimedia configuration for the van by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Laptop or netbook because of internal battary. Run the computer's charger and the external video display off of the inverter, then if the van's battary dies or a fuse blows or the inverter kicks out or something the computer won't crash. You can always hot-key over to the computer's built-in screen (fn-F5 or whatever) to get control back and see what you're doing to finish or exit when the external components die for whatever reason. You're going to want a 12-volt deep-cycle battary connected through a battary isolator for charging it off of the van's electrical system and protecting the van's starter battary from drain. Forget the UPS, they're not meant to be used for a continuous supply from their internal "emergency" battaries and anyway, the conversion losses for all that mess would be rediculous: 12-volt van, to AC inverter, to UPS, to components' power supplies, means many watts consumption for substantially less power actually in use by the gear.

    I picked up a refurbed ACER Aspire One D257-1907 netbook with a dual-core processor and I'm TOTALLY satisfied with it's processing power for multimedia. I'm not a gamer so I can't address THAT issue. A 6-cell battary keeps it going independantly for hours. If it's trickled by plugging it into an inverter then it's always ready to go when the rest of the system gets shut off or dies.

  13. Step 0 by Bazman · · Score: 2

    Security. 1977? You could open car locks with a bent pin. Central locking and immobilisers were probably a decade away in luxury models. Okay, maybe a van has better security in case it had a valuable cargo. But anyway, don't put 10k of tech in a vehicle that can be stolen with a bent wire coat hanger.

    1. Re:Step 0 by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Security. 1977? You could open car locks with a bent pin. Central locking and immobilisers were probably a decade away in luxury models. Okay, maybe a van has better security in case it had a valuable cargo. But anyway, don't put 10k of tech in a vehicle that can be stolen with a bent wire coat hanger.

      You don't typically get immobilizers in vans until well after 2000. And your comment is invalid, because for the purposes of taking his $10,000 in electronics, all you need is a free rock. If you are really crafty you will go to the dollar store for some contact paper first.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Step 0 by Bazman · · Score: 1

      Just make sure all the tech is too big to go out of the window (BIG screens) and that the doors auto-lock when the windows are smashed.

      Or hook up a garage to the towbar so you can keep the car indoors all the time.

    3. Re:Step 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no no -- use camoflage: keep the thing rusty and messed up looking on the outside - with view blocks to keep all the shiny stuff on the inside away from prying eyes. If you want to be extra careful - rig up a high tech bolt locking mechanism that you can release with the touch of a button/icon on a remote. Add a man trap with bio sensors to the setup to control entry and hold thieves until the police arrive (will have a notification system that texts your phone when someone attempts to break in) - if you are really twisted. Voila!

  14. Free Candy? by lexsird · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You could put "Free Candy" on the side with LEDs. Also, you could put a good wifi antenna on it so when you are down by the river, you still have internet to stalk with.

    All joking aside, go with a deep cycle marine battery array with it's own alternator. I worked in a surveillance van for a P.I. company back in the early 90s. That was back when video cameras were huge like boom boxes and recorded onto magnetic cassette tapes. It provided enough power to run the cameras and a little fan to blow on me while I cooked in the oven-like heat. Consider that marine tech, because I'm sure it's advanced, people far out in the water don't like to fuck around. Think about it.

    Do the world a favor and keep all the distracting gizmos away from the driver seat area. We have enough retards on the road already without someone in a monster derelict van, like a douche-nozzle watching TV while driving. Both hands at 10 and 2, with eyes roving the road and mirrors please.

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    1. Re:Free Candy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed in general, but hands at 9 and 3 please, its optimal configuration (asked profesional race driver instructor by myself).

    2. Re:Free Candy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      When I drive, I keep my hands on the wheel the whole time, not just at two hours of the day...

    3. Re:Free Candy? by prefect42 · · Score: 1

      I also read somewhere that 9 and 3 (or even lower) reduces injuries due to airbag inflation too.

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    4. Re:Free Candy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also read somewhere that 9 and 3 (or even lower) reduces injuries due to airbag inflation too.

      it's 9 and 3 to give you a bigger turning radius without taking your hands of the wheel...heard it from a rally driver.

    5. Re:Free Candy? by prefect42 · · Score: 1

      My point was entirely supplementary to that of vehicle control and I assure you doesn't in any way relate to airbagless rally cars. But on your point, let's be honest, if you've got more than your thumb at 6, and you're not texting, you're doing better than some.

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    6. Re:Free Candy? by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 2

      Fair point, but there weren't too many '77 GMC vans with airbags.

    7. Re:Free Candy? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I also read somewhere that 9 and 3 (or even lower) reduces injuries due to airbag inflation too.

      Airbags were introduced in the 70's but not in widespread use until the 80's. If this van did have one it's now about 35 years old...

    8. Re:Free Candy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to install one as part of the project ;)

    9. Re:Free Candy? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's a ridiculous thing to say. The optimal configuration varies from driver to driver and vehicle to vehicle. In a professional racing situation you have the vehicle customized to fit you and ergonomics are correct, interior space permitting.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    10. Re:Free Candy? by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Never mind that. I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'.

    11. Re:Free Candy? by aitikin · · Score: 1

      I was always taught 10 and 2, as 9 sends your driver-side hand into a door and your passenger-side hand into, well, a passenger should you have one, whereas 10 sends your driver-side hand towards the corner of the car (generally the most space available), and passenger-side more upwards than towards the passenger. At least that's what they were teaching in drivers' ed the better part of a decade ago.

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    12. Re:Free Candy? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      That's a silly person to ask. You might as well ask a professional stenographer about their opinion on Dvorak vs qwerty.

  15. Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just get a decent stereo with bluetooth then run sound from a netbook/ultrabook through that.

  16. Put in a marine alternator by Kupfernigk · · Score: 4, Informative

    A very simple system is to put in a higher rated marine alternator, already available for conversion kits for marinising many older engines, and something like a Sterling ABY130 (I think) which is an intelligent charger with 2 outputs, one for the starter battery and one for the domestic battery bank. The Sterling device not only splits the load, it has all sorts of intelligence built in to provide anti-sulfating and to prioritise the starter battery. It charges the domestic battery to full charge, which most rigs simply do not do. It also waits till the engine is at speed before putting a load on the alternator, protecting the drive belt. Make sure there is plenty of space around it for the fan to circulate air. I ran one for years without problems. Get your 110V from a good quality inverter, put a 32W solar panel on the roof as a booster for your starter battery, put in a couple of leisure 110AH batteries as your domestic bank (100A traction fuses in the leads to each, min cross-section 25mm squared supply cable) , make sure you have a 2kg powder fire extinguisher on board, and you should be happy.

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    1. Re:Put in a marine alternator by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      Could he bypass the need for AC to his computer by using a DC-DC boost convertor directly into a laptop supply, or a DC-DC ATX PSU to a standalone PC and a display panel that has a DC input for an external supply, with the relevant convertor?

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    2. Re:Put in a marine alternator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECRV illustrates the acme of civilian gadgetry on four wheels, and it runs on a single alternator running both the vehicle and the gear. Do get two A-B-C fire extinguishers, one where the driver can grab it easily, and one in back.

  17. Secure it! by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

    It hasn't been said yet, but make sure to secure everything as strongly as possible. An amplifier or speakers in the back of your vehicle can quickly turn into a head-crushing projectile in the event of an accident if not properly secured.

  18. Finish High School... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...and stop wasting your time and money on this shit.

    1. Re:Finish High School... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I read the first sentence of the submission, I thought to myself, "Most Americans are poor because they do stupid shit like this.
      To Dslice_allstar, here's some practical advice - maintain the van if you need it to carry something, sell it and by something fuel efficient and reliable if you don't. Of course, I don't expect you to actually exhibit common sense, because you've been conditioned that it's perfectly OK to be an idiot and then to complain that it's someone else's fault when you're broke.

    2. Re:Finish High School... by spauldo · · Score: 1

      You don't know his situation. You don't know if he can afford it. You assume he can't because you're conditioned to think spending money on hobbies you don't understand is pointless. You assume he's the type to bitch about being broke because you're a douchebag.

      Fixing up classic cars is a perfectly acceptable hobby. Tricking them out is a hardware hacker's project, and it makes perfect sense for him to ask about it on a website for geeks.

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  19. The correct way by Technician · · Score: 4, Informative

    First is to do the math. Just like a bank account, there needs to be a balance. Just like the bank, you can store some savings.

    Batteries are sized in Amp Hours when buying deep cycle batteries. Batteries that list cold cranking power are lower capacity and built for a momentary high current load. They are not designed for deep cycle use.

    Look at your supply side. If you turn off the headlights, wipers, heater fan, defroster, air conditioner, all those unused loads are excess generation capacity for use, but there is a catch, while the engine is running and not at just an idle. Alternator capacity is reduced at an idle. Headlights are about 60 watts each. The heater fan is about 200 Watts, Rear Window Defogger, 60 Watts.

    Volts X Amps in DC = Watts.

    Shutting off the headlights is enough capacity to run a typical larger flatscreen monitor. Shutting off the AC/Heater fan is enough to run a PC, etc.

    A larger inverter is quite efficient so don't assume a 1KW inverter will draw 80 Amps all the time. Advice is go larger on the inverter to deal with startup current many devices use. Forget the 75-300 Watt sizes and start with a 1KW or larger. Follow the installation instructions on wire size and length.

    I have done two inverter installs in vehicles of mine. Both are 1KW in size. My Prius has a trunk mounted inverter that is used in place of a portable gas generator for many odd jobs including camping. I use LED and or CFL lamps (120V is much easier to find than 12 V) Laptop computers, musical instruments and PA amplifiers, flatscreen TV, and a vacuum cleaner. 12 volt car vacs just don't work nearly as well as a dirt devil hand vac.

    My second install is in a 29 foot motorhome. I found the AC outlets are on 2 breakers. The driver side includes the kitchen and bathroom. I left that on the generator or shore power for use with hair dryers, coffee makers, waffle irons, and other power hogs. The other side of the motorhome is all on the inverter. This powers LED desk lamps, the flatscreen TV, and outlets for cell phone chargers, laptops, DVD player, etc. I put a 19 inch flat screen TV up front in place of the original tube set, this doubles as a rear view mirror with a backup camera. A flatscreen TV eliminates the need for a DTV converter box. It only draws 40 Watts.

    On the energy side, the original motohome lights were power hogs. The 1187 bulbs draw 2.1 Amps each or about 25 watts. Using the inverter, I use 1.5 to 7 Watt LED lamps instead. The main dining area ceiling light has 2 bulbs, so the TV actually draws less than the original "Dome Light". With one or two LED lights on, I can run the TV all night on battery on the 2 deep cycle RV batteries. This saves lots of gas as I don't need a generator running burning 1/2 gallon of gas an hour just to run the TV and a few lights.

    As mentioned in another post, a separate cabin battery is highly recommended. After running the PC and monitor all night, you will want a way to start the engine. Use a battery isolator so you charge both sets of batteries.

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    1. Re:The correct way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the answers so far apply to the question you asked. Have you considered hooking up a UPS between your inverter and your laptop? It seems like that would address most of your issues. The LCD, it better be low wattage.

    2. Re:The correct way by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      On the energy side, the original motohome lights were power hogs. The 1187 bulbs draw 2.1 Amps each or about 25 watts. Using the inverter, I use 1.5 to 7 Watt LED lamps instead.

      led 1187

      No need for an inverter to handle lighting, no need to swap fixtures to reduce power consumption.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:The correct way by jittles · · Score: 1

      Why use an inverter at all? Your battery is DC. Your alternator, through rectifiers, outputs DC. Get a computer with a DC power supply. There is no point in converting everything from DC to AC to DC again. Of course, you may have difficulty finding a decent monitor with a DC power supply, but they do exist. I really like the website Mini-box when I'm building my mini-ITX boxes. In fact, I have a mini-ITX box I use as a server w/ a Core i-3 and no fans. The thing pulls only 20W or so, and runs at about 35C in an air conditioned home. If I were to build a car-puter I would definitely use their stuff.

    4. Re:The correct way by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      you may have difficulty finding a decent monitor with a DC power supply, but they do exist

      There's scads of LCDs with external power supplies and they all seem to run on less than 24 volts, so building a 24 volt system should make it cheap to get a stepdown to run 'em. I'm using only 12 volt for the DC in a travel trailer (I have many of the parts around already, picked up a used inverter cheap, etc) so I will just run my LCD from an inverter.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    5. Re:The correct way by jittles · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree there are. But my definition of a decent monitor has recently changed. I now have a hard time settling for anything less than 2560 x 1440 (WQHD). There are only companies that I know of that sell a display in that resolution, and neither has an external power supply (I believe). Of course you can get a decent looking display at 1920x1200 or 1920x1080, but I am picky about those, too.

  20. Call... by mattydont · · Score: 1

    Alvin Nathaniel Joiner, he knows how to update cars and vans apparently.

  21. Fuel Injection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It starts with fuel injection. Get rid of that restricted, poor-performing engine (if it's from the 70's, there's all sorts of useless crap on the engine done for smog reasons that, 35 years later, probably don't work anymore and are robbing your engine of efficiency). Find a drop-in turnkey crate engine with fuel-injection and you will move up to the latter half of the 20th century, tech-wise. You will likely get better fuel-efficiency (measured by both MPG, and wasted fuel out the exhaust), better performance, a warranty on the engine, and you'll never have to deal with the peculiarities of a carburetor again. The other big thing, you will get a better alternator, from which you can power the devices you want to add on.

    Put a new engine in the vehicle and then come back. Until then, your van is a 600 lb obese guy, trying to lose weight by doing crunches.

    1. Re:Fuel Injection by Smivs · · Score: 1

      Agreed....drop in a nice big V8 with open headers. That'll take care of the 'music' as well :)

  22. Have you heard of the m4-atx dc-dc power supply? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you're looking for a reliable power source the following might be a good choice for you. I have used products from this company for previous auto-pc builds and have been quite happy. Includes intelligent shutdown control, no need to shut down the pc manually when you turn off your car.

    http://www.mini-box.com/M4-ATX

    Specs are:
    - 250 Watts (300 Watts peak)
    - 20/24 pin ATX, 6-30V wide input
    - Programmable timing settings via USB
    - Intelligent shutdown controller
    - ON/OFF motherboard control
    - Survives vehicle engine cranks
    - Battery deep discharge prevention
    - High efficiency, 250 watts output
    - "Anti-Thump" Amplifier remote control
    - 1.5mA standby current
    - VIA, Intel, AMD CPU support
    - OSCON / POSCAP (solid polymer) capacitors, Japan

    I used the next one down in my build (M3-atx), but was only running a micro-atx via based system that only needed a smaller supply, but you mentioned gaming, this one should put out enough juice for gaming if you don't go to crazy on your video card and processor choice.

  23. Laptop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm planning on adding some more tech to my car, and I figured the easiest way to go would be to use my old laptop. Already get a battery backup, already designed to be low power, and you can buy a car charger for $20 online so you don't have to mess with inverters or anything. Then I figure I'll just separate the screen from the body, maybe wire up some one-click shortcut buttons into the keyboard, and it'll be done. Not going to help you use your existing monitors, but if you've got any kind of laptop laying around it'll probably be a lot cheaper than messing with inverters and batteries.

    You can also buy LCD monitors designed to be mounted in cars (for example, check the 'car audio' section of partsexpress.com) which shouldn't need inverters either, and they're in the $100-$200 range. Of course, none of the ones I've seen take VGA input, so you'd probably need a laptop with S-Video or perhaps HDMI output. But if you've got that, set it up for separate X sessions for each screen and you should be good to go.

  24. Car stereo buffs solved this long time ago by Snjit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Check out your local high end car stereo shop. There are off the shelf products that will resolve all your issues; battery isolators, second alternator, inverters, regulators, etc. They'll be able to give you good advice on wiring paths and proper mounting of your equipment as well so its solid.

    1. Re:Car stereo buffs solved this long time ago by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      and mp3car sells most of the computer-ish bits the car stereo shop doesn't have.

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  25. A basement by captainpanic · · Score: 1

    If you're gonna be gaming there, you need to live in your van's basement. Since it probably doesn't have one yet, it stands to reason that this is your new #1 priority.

    Also, it will lower your center of gravity and will therefore improve handling.

    1. Re:A basement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, at this rate, Asker will be able to keep his virginity for long past when your average basement dweller would just go to a prostitute. Viva the van filled with gaming equipment!

  26. Go electric by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

    First thing I would do is realize that fuel economy doesn't exist on a '77 GMC van. You can drive one of those down the highway and watch the fuel gauge creep towards empty at an alarming rate.

    If you're going to "modernize" it with electrics, you may as well go all the way... install a proper electric battery system and an electric motor/drive system to replace the combustion engine. This will also give you a stable power supply from which you can run the other electronics you want to have. You can also outfit it with a generator and/or solar panels to use when it's parked, if you want to be able to recharge the batteries even partially while away from a charging plug.

    1. Re:Go electric by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      First thing I would do is realize that fuel economy doesn't exist on a '77 GMC van. You can drive one of those down the highway and watch the fuel gauge creep towards empty at an alarming rate.

      Uh what? If you keep to lower speeds (don't exceed 60) to minimise drag and if you have a well-tuned engine, for example a 350, you should be able to approach 20 MPG on the freeway. It's the in-town mileage that's abysmal, because it's carbureted.

      One of the little secrets of the automotive world is that full size vans tend to get about 20 MPG freeway if you maintain and drive them properly, which means gently. This is true of older vans with 350s or 318s (I had a '71 sportsman for a while with a 318 and a 2bbl carter) but it's also true of newer 3/4 and 1 ton vans, and it's also true of pretty much every diesel van you've ever seen. If you're committed to tearing around at 80, that's different.

      Personally I wouldn't dick with this project if the van's not a diesel, because the diesels have the very best mileage, and therefore the very best range, and therefore the very least hassle. An E350 with a 7.3 can reasonably be expected to get 12 in town and 18 on the freeway without any special care while driving if you put nice hard skinny tires on it.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Go electric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded on the diesels. Mercedes uses a V6 which can get 20-22 MPG for vans, and about 15-17 for class C RVs with their Sprinter chassis. This is pretty good compared to the gassers which get at most 9-11 MPG.

      On the other hand, diesels are harder to repair than gassers. For example, the Mercedes Sprinter doesn't have many places that have the specialized parts for them, as opposed to a Ford E-350 with the venerable V-10 [1] that Smitty's Garage can easily fix if broken down in the sticks.

      [1]: Ford is phasing put the E-350 vans with the Transits. Right now, just vans will be hitting the US, but eventually bare chassis items will be here as well. The advantage of this over the Econolines is a higher stance and better fuel economy. Plus, a gas engine model (the EB V6) that gets 25% better MPG than the current V8/V10s sold. I can't wait to see those used for US motorhomes. The Aussies have them and have stood the test of time for a long while now.

    3. Re:Go electric by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, diesels are harder to repair than gassers. For example, the Mercedes Sprinter

      ...is a festering piece of shit. I see them broken down on the side of the road or riding on top a tow truck almost as much as I see them driving around. Talked to the UPS guy about his commercial version and he told me that there's a low oil sensor that CUTS THE FUCKING ENGINE on steep, bumpy hills like you commonly have around here; the mechanic had to disable it for the vehicle to actually be able to function. And we're talking about a UPS truck, not a rock crawler.

      I've heard the newest ones are great but they cost a hojillion dollars.

      I have a 1982 300SD and I couldn't be happier unless it had more power. It IS easy to work on, I CAN get the parts easily and cheaply, it runs on crappy fuel and doesn't care, et cetera. It's not a van, though. I would very much like to put a OM617.951 into a 60's C10 or something like that, with 3/4 ton running gear and a five speed. Possible, but spendy. And illegal in California.

      I did notice that the E-series is going away. A lot of people were complaining about it online because there is no other vehicle that does what it does. That means that when a lot of people are now going to have to buy two vehicles to do the job that they formerly would have done one which, which would be great for Ford except that the people who buy their trucks don't necessarily buy their cars. This makes complete sense, because the trucks are actually built pretty well, and the cars really haven't been since the late sixties. Anyway, the value of 1999 and 2000 E-250 and E-350 with the 7.3 liter powerstroke went up significantly (thousands in some cases!) when Ford announced they'd be killing the Econoline. It's simply the best van ever produced for towing.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  27. OK... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2
    So, AC, what are the errors? If I am wrong - and I operated that system for over 4 years and had it safety certified - please explain what they are.

    Nowhere did I say I was writing about bluewater cruising sailboats. Their needs are quite different and they don't normally marinise production engines, but use small dedicated auxiliaries like Yanmars, Buchs and Listers, along with dedicated packaged generators which are quieter because there is no sound output from the hood via the shaft.. I was describing what is done with a whole lot of small powerboats including inshore and river cruisers in Europe, where not enough sun is available and one is frequently moored sheltered from wind.

    Normally I can't be arsed to respond to ACs, especially when there is no possible issue of confidentiality of information being conveyed, but if you are going to warn someone off using this approach you need to spell out the errors. So what are they, so I can respond to them?

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  28. Non-budget (!) asian or european car, or give up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a '77 GMC Van that I would like to take into the 21st century with some good tech.

    If you want it to be functional tech:
    Buy a non-budget (!) asian or european car, and you are pretty much done. There is no point mounting a touchscreen on your bbs terminal.

    If this is a DIY project so you have the best wifi/tv on your favorite camping site, bolt your the (G3 WAN) wifi and tv on and voila done.

  29. Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you mean UPS (not UPC) - Uninterruptible power supply? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uninterruptible_power_supply

  30. You Need to Ask Elsewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go to http://www.diymobileaudio.com/forum/
        These folks can really help you.

    1. Re:You Need to Ask Elsewhere by SeanBlader · · Score: 1

      This and maybe one other post has been useful in this entire comment's thread. Try here too:

      http://www.mp3car.com/

  31. For some real tech by halfdan+the+black · · Score: 1

    How about swapping in an LS engine out of a newish GM. You get an all aluminum block, and kick ass fuel injection. Some suspension and brake upgraded would also be nice, again off a newish GM truck.

    1. Re:For some real tech by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Swapping an LS would be a PITA but swapping in a Vortech V6 would be a relatively straightforward job, pretty inexpensive (there's been one listed up here in Lake County, CA with harness and ECU for $500 for a while, off and on) and will put out about the same as a really old (say, 1970s) 350, while reducing weight somewhat and definitely reducing fuel consumption.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:For some real tech by halfdan+the+black · · Score: 1

      The 4.3 vortech V6 is not bad, little over 200HP I think, which is way better than those castrated 70's 7:1 compression V8s. I think my old POS '76 Camaro with a 305 was rated around 130HP. And as you said, you would get way better milage with the 4.3 (or any other modern decent compression) motor. The 4.3 should pretty much be a bolt in swap also.

    3. Re:For some real tech by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The 4.3 vortech V6 is not bad, little over 200HP I think, which is way better than those castrated 70's 7:1 compression V8s.

      Yeah, that's exactly where I was going with that. We have one in an Astro, which is a couple thousand pounds lighter, true... but it has 3.23:1s in the back and it can still pass pretty much anything and everyone, up a hill, with a load. It's an amazingly pissed-off engine and it can be tuned for power or mileage with a cheap plug-in module. And as you say, it should bolt right in.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  32. security system by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

    You are going to want to protect all the equipment that is in the van, you could shell out some money for a good security system or simply put Rape Van on the side of it. Nobody will want to break into a rape van.

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    P= W/t
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  33. How to do it? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Go out and buy it and install it. http://dakotadigital.com/ has all you need for the high tech dash. Add in a nice double din navigation unit or two. Fiberglass in a 15" outdoor transreflective touchscreen monitor and hook up a PC, You can make a custom fiberglass dashboard based off the old one quite easily once you learn fiberglass.

    http://www.garbled.net/tim/fiberglass.html

    This is done every day, just check out the custom car shows to find old 1950's trucks with a full digital dash, I saw an awesome slammed, shaved, and chopped 1962 mustang that had all dakoda digital dash and a really cool 15" touchscreen built into the dash.

    Or do you mean, "how cant I build a high tech van for little to no money." That I cant help you with. What you want to do will cost several thousand dollars to do it right no matter what direction you choose.

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  34. What works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been living in my truck for most of my life. What works for me may not be what works for you, but I'll describe my setup. I use 2 - 6 volt golf cart batteries wired in series to function as a 12 volt battery. Golf cart batteries are designed to put out steady power over a long time, more so than marine batteries. I have an Intelli-Power PD9245C 45 Amp RV Converter/Charger that I use to charge my batteries when I'm parked by my friend's houses. It makes sense to take full advantage of grid AC power to charge batteries when it is available. I also can charge my batteries using my truck alternator, or using a portable solar panel which I have, but mostly I just charge my batteries at my friend's houses. I use an Asus 1000HE netbook for most of my computing, because it only uses 11-12 watts. I also have an IPad 2 which only uses 3.5 watts with the screen at half brightness, and 4.5 watts with the screen at full brightness. I extensively tested both the IPad and the Asus netbook using a Kill-a-watt meter. Testing power usage of my devices has been important to me because my path has been to lower my power usage rather than to try to have a lot of generating capacity. For lighting at night, I use a 12v LED bulb.

    1. Re:What works for me by grumling · · Score: 1

      This guy is right. Use golf car batteries. You have to maintain them, but they are cheap and last for years (as long as they don't boil out when charging).

      --
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    2. Re:What works for me by mlts · · Score: 1

      To be specific, 6 volt, deep-cycle golf cart batteries. These used in pairs are a staple of RV boondocking because they hold a good amount of amp-hours.

      I like using AGM batteries because they don't need water added, and can take a lot more incoming amperage than regular flooded cells can. However, they are more expensive.

      Don't forget, even with the best solar system and wind turbine, there will be cases where one will need a generator. The staple for boondockers is usually two Honda 2000 watt inverters run with a parallel kit.

      Don't cheap out on the generator, or else, and you might find yourself sans charger or refrigerator because the control board got fried. This is why I always recommend a Honda or Yamaha, since both will almost always outlive most RVs.

  35. Replace 8-track Tape Player by retroworks · · Score: 2

    Couple of options here... you can go with the cassette player, or the new "Compact Disks".

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    1. Re:Replace 8-track Tape Player by mrzaph0d · · Score: 1

      forget that, mini-discs are the way to go.

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  36. MP3Car.com by RockoW · · Score: 2

    I have done a similar project before. From my experience a very good resource for information is Mp3Car. There are a lot of projects with pictures. People over there is very helpful on this matter.

    There are many solutions to powering your computers I have used DC-DC power adapter that transforms 12v to ATX compatible power (M4-ATX). It take of engine cranks and any voltage variation. A good place to buy parts is Mini Box they have a car computing section.

  37. Absolutely essential tech by puddingebola · · Score: 1

    Shag carpet, 8 track tape player, disco ball, CB radio, inexplicable ladder on back door (never understood that). What the first guy said about van art of course. Maybe these people can help http://www.nooneridesforfree.com/

    1. Re:Absolutely essential tech by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The ladder on the back is to make it easier to put a mattress on the roof and then climb up there ;-)

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  38. A suggestion for you! by Lisias · · Score: 1

    The difference between a bunch of electronics bundled together and a gadget that everybody wants to use is the design.

    http://www.twitpic.com/a1t93e. ;-)

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  39. How funny by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Back in 77, several of my friends had vans. They had a sound system, and a bed in the back. I would say that is about right for an old van.
    You might want to have a magnetic sign to put on the back that says either 'taken' or 'if the van is a rockin, don't come knockin'. Or simply hang a tie.

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  40. Re:Go electric or propane or LNG by mnemotronic · · Score: 1
    Retrofit that 318 with propane. Add some large aerodynamic tubes up top for more hot babe artwork. The implications there are obvious.

    Alternative could be supercooled LNG storage in the back

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  41. Options by hardburlyboogerman · · Score: 1

    Use a 2nd battery to run the auxiliary equipment,making sure to have a battery isolator to keep the starting battery separate.
    Change the stock 80 amp alternator to a 120 amp or better alternator.You will have to use an external regulator on it.\
    I did such customizations to a 1990 and 1992 Ford Aerostar van.Worked out great

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    1. Re:Options by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No, he doesn't have to use an external regulator. He can get internally regulated aftermarket alts all over the place.

      If it were a 7.3 Ford he could swap to a 3.8 liter taurus alternator to go from 65 to 130W. Dunno WTF he can do with his tchevy.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Options by hardburlyboogerman · · Score: 1

      Yes he could,but the 150 amp external regulator alternator is much more reliable and will mount where his stock Delcotron is without any modification.This alternator is standard on a lot of medium duty GM trucks(366CI engine or bigger) Look I was a truck driver for years,drove every make & model you can think of.I ought to know since I've had to repair these while on the road.
      Now I an assuming that this van has a 350 CI engine (Small block Chevy V8)
      The vans I did(the 2 Aerostars) presented it's own set of problems.The 2nd one,BTW was 4WD.Modifying a GM alternator to fit a Ford V6 1990->3.0 v6 out of 2002 Ford Ranger & a 4.0 in the 1992 4WD model - took some doing,making a custom mounting bracket and electrical hookups and making that freaking serpentine belt fit right.

      Hell,I modded a 1973 VW Beetle to take a 1 wire Delcotron when I could no longer get exact replacement parts for it.So I know what I'm talking about.It has electric heat for winter instead of the old choke-you-to-death-on-fumes exhaust manifold setup

      I still drive the Bug around.It has that funny semi-automatic transmission.(Automatic Stick shift,I think they call it.Boils down to an electric clutch instead of a mechanical one) The 1 wire Decotron has worked perfectly for 20 years now with no problems

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    3. Re:Options by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yes he could,but the 150 amp external regulator alternator is much more reliable

      The problem with external regulators is that they are subjected to road vibration. This is less of an issue than it used to be as they are usually solid-state now, but that comes with a cost premium. Meanwhile there's a standard (not metric) assload of alternators designed to be direct-fit onto GM applications, probably because the 350 chevy is THE engine of choice for motorsport in the USA, on or off-road. That's reasonable, because unlike Ford, Chevy knew how to not change a good thing, and the parts actually interchange. And you have more connectors and wiring to go wrong. One of the happiest days of my automotive life was ditching my stock, externally-regulated alternator and installing something newer and internally-regulated. Ripped out some of the crappiest old connectors on the vehicle, got more output.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 1977 GMC van will NOT have an externally regulated alternator. GM quit using those in 1973. This van will have a GM 10si internally regulated alternator, and those are available at any auto parts store off the shelf up to 150 Amps or so. Heavy-duty rebuilts are also easily available. He could also stick in a GM 12si if he needed up to 250 Amps, but the 12si has a larger case, so may or may not fit without bracket mods, but it will plug right into the stock wiring harness, and work.

      The smallest of the 10si series was 55 Amps. Most small trucks and vans of the late '70s would have had a 65-80 Amp unit from the factory, 90 Amps if it was for a conversion van. All 10si and 12si series alternators will have the rated output amperage stamped onto the case by the top mounting tab.

  42. What a van... by ultraexactzz · · Score: 1

    ...and whoever tagged this article with "Krieger" knows his stuff. Good work.

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    Never underestimate the potential of Human stupidity. -Heinlein
    1. Re:What a van... by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      ...and whoever tagged this article with "Krieger" knows his stuff. Good work.

      That's the only reason I'm reading the comments...Kriger FTW!

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      "Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
  43. You're talking about something the RV community.. by cptdondo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    solved long ago.

    Get yourself some regulated 12V buck-boost supplies. I use a Logic Supply Intelligent DC-DC Converter; good for 10 amps. Then get some 5 VDC regulators from mouser; a Texas Instruments PT78HT205V works nicely.

    Now you're ready to rock. Plug a Roku into the 5VDC regulator, a TV into the Roku, and you're almost there.

    Get an OpenWRT compatible wifi access point. A Buffalo WZR-HP-AG300HR has more horsepower than you need. Plug a hard drive into it, set it up. Install lighttpd and roconnect, install the ro-cnnect channel on the roku, and you're good to go for movies.

    Now install some of the other channels; you can play movies from a usb stick, and there are some music channels.

    Set up the wifi access point to serve up the movies and music; now you can stream from your van to your iPod or whatever.

    And the whole thing draws about 3 amps, not enough to worry about.

  44. I've done it by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've done a lot of stuff like this. So here's my advice:
    1. your van likely got 12mpg city when it was brand new... What it gets now is probably a lot worse... so keep that in mind.
    2. The alternator is likely already beefy. I'm not sure about your particular model but there are likely even higher amperage alternatives you can get. This will, of course, hurt your millage even further. The key here is to get the power consumed lower than the power produced by the alternator AT IDLE. You can literally drain your batter dead while idling in a parking lot otherwise.
    3. for extended life while the engine in off, simply get more batteries. Preferably deep cycle. Get a HIGH amperage relay and put it in-between your primary (starter) battery and your extra batteries then hook the relay on-terminal to the "ON" part of your starter switch. The premise here is that when you start the van. All the batteries are in parralel, but when in ACC mode your equipment is only hooked up to the extra batteries. If you drain them dead, that's fine because the starter battery isn't connected.
    4. There are 12volt power supplies (regulators) for computers made for cars. You do not need an inverter and I'd highly recommend against them as they are very inefficient.
    5. Laptop diskdrives are designed to take shocks. When choosing drives, laptop drives are your first choice.
    6. Por15 and Hurculiner are your best friend on old vehicles. Rip out the carpet, coat it in one or the other and put the carpet back in.
    7. Metal vans are bad for wifi... you'll need an external antenna.
    8. Don't over-do your stereo. It's dempting but really anything over 200 watts (even the sub) is just to annoy people outside the car.
    9. When running your cable for power from your extra batteries, etc... Make sure you put fuses as close to the batteries as possible. If one of your cables rubs and contacts metal, your vans going to go up in flames if it's not properly fused.
    10. The cables you use should be bought from a farm implement supplier. (Farm and Fleet, Fleet Farm, etc...) You can get rolls of battery cable the thickness of your index finger, for very cheap. The ridiculous stuff they sell like monster cable, etc... is totally worthless and costs a fortune.

    Good luck!

    1. Re:I've done it by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      ^this is the best post in the discussion so far... however I think the upgraded Alternator can't be overstated enough. An alt from '77 will likely have fairly poor output, partly because of the older design, partly because of the age, and mostly because the regulator circuit will be fairly poor by today's standards. Also consider that the regulator will likely not produce the kind of clean output that modern electronics would prefer.

      IMO no matter what kind of electronics you plan on running, job 1 should be to retrofit a modern alternator onto the engine.

      I should also mention that http://the12volt.com/ and http://mp3car.com/ are both phenomenal resources on this subject.

    2. Re:I've done it by spacepimp · · Score: 1

      There are regulators that can be wired to a car PC that will let it operate off of 12 volts. They can also be configured to help with a graceful shut down of the PC, when you turn of the vehicle.You will have better luck with SSD's than Laptop hard drives, and you will want to decide the fan/fanless scenario up front (noise, things that can break (bearings). I just deployed one for a yacht, and the regulator made it easy work for wiring to they system. The regulator ran about 130 dollars. I was set to build one myself because boat PC manufacturers take weeks of lead time, until i realized that a Car computer would be equally suited (corrosion wasn't a concern). have a look at the PCs at CappuccinoPC.com (the company I used) no affiliation with them. They had the PC ready the next day and I went and picked it up. You can build your own looking at the models they offer.

    3. Re:I've done it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In regarded to #4, there are two power supplies from http://www.mini-box.com/DC-DC that I would recommend, the M2-ATX(-HV) & the M4-ATX(-HV).

    4. Re:I've done it by Xibby · · Score: 1

      Even better, if your budget and storage requirements make it work, go SSD for storage instead of spinning drives. So far this year we've had about 10% of the hard drives in our laptops fail. We seem to have gotten unlucky with a batch of laptops purchased 1-2 years ago, or our users are unusually hard on their laptops. Either way not great with the hard drive shortage earlier this year.

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    5. Re:I've done it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About the only thing I'd add is to get a good sine-wave inverter. I'd isolate the battery pack from the main system, but wire it so that you can throw a switch (from the driver's seat) and use the alternator to recharge, if you must.
      Personally, I'd be inclined to try and hook up a few cheap thin-film solar panels on the roof, they will likely recharge the battery pack most of the time, and locate your battery pack along the axle line if you are going with several large sealed gel-cells (gel-cells to protect yourself from hydrogen explosions)

    6. Re:I've done it by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I'd probobly put the OS on an SSD. But for large storage of movies, that can get expensive. Take a laptop drive, get some large rubber bands, rig up a harness to suspend the drive inside the rubber bands and viola... It works great. The problem in laptops is the drive has very little room to move, so they can't really put a big shock absorber in there. But in a van? Plenty of room.

    7. Re:I've done it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are also simple engine mods that can be done to drastically improve power and economy on these old vans. Small block Chevy motors have the most options out there. Just a short quick list:

      Replace the wasteful mechanical fan with multiple temp controlled plastic fans
      New hight flow mufflers
      A modern performance Carb, new jets, etc.
      Cap rotor plugs and wires
      Misc. Air intake options, blower , turbo
      An air foil and tire shrouds, under body cavity covers
      A little more work but new heads and injectors will.do wonders

      24mpg is quite obtainable in these old vans if you're willing to do the work yourself. You can't buy the spacousness they provide anymore.

  45. The Q-Bus by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    The Raspberry Pi http://www.raspberrypi.org/faqs would seem to be a good match

    Naw, man. It's a '77 van, he's got to go all original.

    He's got to install a PDP-11 with a tape drive.

    He can call the van the "Q-Bus". Now, how cool would that be?

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    1. Re:The Q-Bus by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      He can call the van the "Q-Bus". Now, how cool would that be?

      It's all fun and games until John de Lancie gets abducted in one...

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  46. Stupid question... by spectrokid · · Score: 1

    When all the answers have been on ./ in the last 2 days: a radar that can see individual raindrops and a lightning bolt weapen!

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  47. simple steps. by CrAlt · · Score: 1

    First off I would upgrade the factory alternator wiring. Just hook a heavy gauge wire from the B+ post on the alternator and run that strait to the "+" terminal on the battery. This by passes the undersized factory wiring and stock alternator gauge. Install an after market volt gauge in the van so you can keep an eye on the voltage level when parked.

    Second I would install at least a 2nd battery(deepcycle marine) with a battery isolator. If your going to put them inside the van and not under the hood make sure you install them in a sealed and outside vented battery box. Batteries give off explosive gases and thats not something you want in your van.

    Third, make sure you size your inverters correctly. They are most efficient near their rated capacity. Running a 200watt load on a 5K watt inverter is a total waste because most of the power is going to be used powering the electronics inside the inverter. Only buy inverters you can find the efficiency charts for. You may be better off running a few smaller ones that you could switch on as power is needed rather then running one big 5,000 watt inverter just to run a playstation and small TV.

    And fuses.. Fuses everywhere. Would suck to have your ride go up in flames.

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  48. Another online retailer... by Slugster · · Score: 1

    ...to look around at is logisysus.com. They specialize in mobile PC setups, and have been around at least 6-7 years now...

    Though most are not hardly 'gaming' rigs, they will surf, play movies and music just fine. They are micro-form-factor and they can run straight off of 12V systems as well.

    ...Looking recently, I find the monitors to be shockingly expensive (considering you can get portable DVD players for $100) but then most of them are touch-screens I suppose. A keyboard's not real handy rolling down the road, even for passengers...

  49. Pimp Yo Ride! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, just drive the thing. Stop trying to turn it into a geeks paradise. It's cheesy and the fact that you felt the need to ask the question at all shows how shallow you are.

  50. Quality inverter or PTO generator by grumling · · Score: 1

    If you have a PTO (power take-off) on the transmission, look into these:

    http://www.cumminsonan.com/cm/products/pto

    Downside is you are using transport fuel for running equipment. Upside is you get more use out of what you already have, weighs almost nothing (compared to batteries) and takes up no space in the living area. Great option if you can swap out for a diesel powertrain.

    If you don't have a PTO, look for a good quality inverter and battery system:

    http://www.xantrex.com/

    Another poster mentioned using golf car batteries. Cheap, easily available and (if maintained) will last a very long time. Downside is they are large and heavy, and outgas H2 when charging (so don't put them in the actual van). Maybe build them into something like this: http://www.stowaway2.com/hitch-cargo-carriers.aspx

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  51. Wrangler Power by sydsavage · · Score: 1

    I used these guys as a source when upgrading my '77 Jeep Wagoneer. That was about ten years ago, so I don't know what they are like now, but I was really happy with them back then. I was able to get factory style connectors that let me make my own custom wiring harness, but still be plug compatible with the various factory components. I also got some heavy duty fuses and a circuit breaker that I used to protect the cabin wiring and electronics.

    http://www.wranglerpower.com/

  52. 21st century? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a '77 GMC Van that I would like to take into the 21st century with some good tech.

    I'd recommend airbags, anti-lock brakes, crumple zones, a reinforced passenger compartment, and a fuel-efficient engine.

  53. Re:The Muzzies are coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot to post anon, you hate-filled bigot.

  54. My thoughts by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    If i was going to Pimp My GeekMobile then

    1 put the van into the shop for some wrench time (tune the engine and beef up the battery)
    2 put a moderate sound system in and have a "patch panel" on the outside to hook up extra speakers
    3 setup the back end with a projector (think driveUP theater)
    4 Use small or racked computer systems (Your Mobile Command Center doesn't need to control The SuperDome)
    5 put a cell waveguide/repeater on the roof (need a Net Connect)
    6 setup things so you can have a "WorkStation" in the van

    Your power concerns should be mostly solved during your ShopTime.
    with this setup all you would need is a DJ and a Light colored Wall somewhere and

    ITS PARTY TIME

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  55. Give it up uncle Rico.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't go back in time.

  56. Get tattoos all over your body by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    Get tattoos all over your body. Be very cool/hip/whatever and make uncontrolled movements as to emphasise the coolness. Get your "buddy" from some shop you plug to do the hard work -which may well consist in distinguishing red, blue and black wires- for you. Wear crap clothes and be original with one item. Wearing the cap sideways will earn you max. brownie points for originality! Feel as if it is your god sent right to be very lazy in your truck and to automate anything you can. Be "trash" or "chav".

    Consider a family row to add a human touch to the whole experience. Reconcile every now and then and then recommence animosities. Be a friggin' sissy about everything.

    Now you got the base covered. You should proceed and add as much weight to the car as you can. The crappier the car handles, the better.

    Or, you could take the unconventional and unamerican way of doing it and "add lightness" to your truck by removing stuff you don't absolutely need. Improve steering and suspension and make the truck able to actually take corners.

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    I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
  57. no separate ups -- already have one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are taking dc from the battery and inverting it already. Rather than dumping money into a UPS why not dump the money into some big deep cycle 12V batteries to go in parallell with the original battery? You could get really fancy and automatically disconnect auxilliary batteries so you don't run the engine compartment battery down. (Geesh, just go and look at how some motorhomes are configured... maybe you can find a used electrical control panel cheap. )

  58. Old police equipment is cheap and built for cars.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would look into old Motorola emergency equipment sold as surplus now (on the cheap). A MW800 unit could support the uses you might be looking for and has custom mounting hardware / high nit touchscreen etc. This equipment is designed for a car environment (cold / hot / shock) and optionally comes with some neat features like GPS, Camera inputs etc.

  59. Xzibit :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just call Xzibit at West Coast Customs. Should solve all your problems, and you might be on TV. And have a pink van with flames on the side.

  60. Watch Archer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd watch Archer and take a close look at Krieger's different vans for some good ideas of what modifications to make.

  61. Re:Old police equipment is cheap and built for car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also the equipment just needs DC direct hookup and has power-on auto start and other features.

  62. mp3car.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.mp3car.com don't know if anyone pointed you to them, but that is all what the site does, computers in cars. awesome site. I myself am installing a computer in my 78 GMC C25 :)

  63. Call Xhibit by knapper_tech · · Score: 1

    I was seriously surprised when document text searches for "Xhibit" and "Pimp my Ride" came up short. I would like to read something about the calls for black-hats to go after so-called converted white-hats who work for dubious white-hat companies supposedly trustworthy to handle cyber security.

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  64. Megasquirt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In addition to the entertainment / navigation toys, you should check out something far, far cooler -- Megasquirt. It's an open-source engine control unit. WARNING: If you don't take the time to learn its proper use, you WILL damage your engine. BUT ... for those wiling to learn, Megasquirt is awesome. I use it to control my modified and turbocharged Japanese sports car, for a fraction of the cost of commercial aftermarket ECUs.

  65. K.I.S.S. the driver by twnth · · Score: 1

    Whatever you do, keep the driver accessible controls dead simple. Put the full feature touchscreen/keyboard/jeejaw/whatever in front of the passenger seat.

    Not all jurisdictions have a distracted driving law, but they should.

    ~signed, a guy who puts 10,000 km on his motorbike in a 6 month riding season.

  66. The documentary by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

    There's a documentary, almost a how-to manual, on this very subject.

    Said documentary is available for streaming via Netflix and features Danny DeVito. Probably as the narrator or something.

    Seth

  67. We call our conversion the "Photon Crusier" by dr_improbable · · Score: 1

    Our company set out to make a station wagon look like a cross between the Back to the Future Delorean and the Ecto 1 from Ghostbuster. We took it down to bare metal, covered it with custom aluminum armor panels, and coated it with an awesome clear finish called Permalac. We then built a custom roof rack that will take a lot of gear and mounted a 24 db gain wifi antenna from Radiolabs. We wired the door to open when we enter a Nintendo cheat code into a controller in a box on the side (thanks Nokes project and Arduino). We replaced all the instruments with a Garmin GPS and a glcd lcd attached to another Arduino for the other instruments. I made a custom dash panel so now it has a glass cockpit like an airplane. The instruments and access control system use their own power supply with a small solar panel to charge it. We also have a battery bank in back for whatever else we want to run at a given time. If you want to run especially LCD's from a battery make sure to get a pure sine wave inverter as other posts have gone over. Make sure if you do attach anything to the main battery that you optoisolate it or use an inverter that has good optoisolation to mitigate the spike from the alternator. There is a picture and some video of it at the Northwest Computer Repair website. If you are actually interested in how we did any of this or picture let me know and I'll post something with more detail. As far as advice for your van goes I always recommend brushed metal and riveted armor plating, as well as a full compliment of communications gear. It's not done until little kids assume it is actually an airplane.

  68. Suggestions by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    I've done some of this recently. First, I'd start with getting a GOOD inverter, true sine wave. Probably $500ish installed for something close to 1kw. It's a lot, but it's the heart of anything you plug into 110vac in your vehicle and some devices won't run on the cheapo square wave units that are available at wally world. Run some cabling through the walls and mount some 110vac jacks throughout. Once you have this done, you don't really have to make any special power consideration for anything you might use in the van. Even your cell phone could charge with a regular household charger if you so desired.

    Second, I would not use the TV's that were mentioned. LCD panels for vehicles are dirt cheap (sub 100 for reasonable sized ones, use google) and they are already wired for 12vdc. Get one or more of those for your display. As for a computer, I'm still on the list for mine but as I understand it, the rasberry pi should make a perfect car pc, with 1080p out, not sure what the audio capabilities are specifically but it should be good. Get a wireless keyboard with touchpad or trackball and use that to control it... OR a touchscreen mounted on the dash.. those can also be had cheap.

    Use the 110vac outlets to connect your gaming system if you desire one

    An externally mounted 802.11 antenna or portable hotspot permanently mounted in a good location would also be great. If you go the 802.11 route, you can get high power DC 802.11 amplifiers and high gain directional antennas.. although they aren't what I'd all cheap.
    If you don't want to do the rasberry pi, another choice is you can get an android phone or tablet device with or without cellular as long as it's got an HDMI output and use that pretty easily. Most devices I've seen with HDMI will output as high as 1080p, and of course they will play just about anything with the right software installed.

    1. Re:Suggestions by Lord+Byron+Eee+PC · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. He's dead on about getting a proper sine wave inverter. Most are square wave and they can destroy electronics. I killed a battery charger for my power drill that way. The easiest thing to do though would be to use a laptop with a 12v charger or a HTPC with a 12v-input power supply. In either case, you can then power the system directly off of the van's electrical system without inverting it.

  69. How to modernize your '77 van by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

    My first suggestion would be to remove the 8-track player, disco ball and bright-colored shag carpeting from your interior.

  70. Power Problem Re-Answered by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

    The first thought I had when I saw the title was: how can the mechanics be brought into the 21rst century so you have the cool hippy van but the mechanics will take it on for years. If you address this, taking it from carburetor powered antique power plant to modern, you wouldn't have any problem powering any of the toys you add later. Besides, in a few years if you don't do this, given the efficiency of a 70s era engine, unless you are independently wealthy or win the mega-millions/powerball/etc you will only able to afford enough gas to park it.

    Whenever I saw the show Pimp My Ride, I would see this tricked out repainted vehicle at the end, and wonder how far that cool ride will go before a black ball of smoke blows out the back end and it comes to a stop becoming nothing but a large pimped out paper weight. They never tell you if they actually made it safely driveable as well as crammed full of impractical crap.

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  71. 2 simple steps by sootman · · Score: 2

    1) Put a smartphone in your pocket.
    2) Get into the van.

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  72. Keep it simple by Willuz · · Score: 1

    Leave it to /. to come up with a bunch of ridiculously overengineered solutions.

    Try this DC/DC ATX power supply which is designed for exactly this purpose: http://store.mp3car.com/M4_ATX_250W_Intelligent_DC_DC_PSU_p/pwr-031.htm
    Why should you install a battery backup? Your van already has one and it's called a "car battery".
    Inverters are horrendous. Why go from DC to AC to DC introducing noise and failure points when a DC/DC supply is cheap and reliable.
    Forget the full size computer monitors and get a Lilliput that's designed to run on 12v DC
    Build a Mini ITX computer with a fanless mobile Core 2 Duo like this: http://www.stealth.com/littlepc_625_fanless_print.htm
    Spend LOTS of time reading the forums at MP3car.com
    The key to any carputer installation is simplicity. Failure is garunteed so follow the KISS method to reduce the frequency. Also, feed the sound to a car stereo instead of directly to an amp. When you cross a train track and the carputer dies, you will be happy to be able to tune in the radio instead.

  73. Just buy this and call it a day by i286NiNJA · · Score: 1

    http://www.linuxfordevices.com/c/a/News/Vic-NaviSurfer-II-Ubu3G/

    $400 gets you a nice computer with ubuntu, 3g, bluetooth, and like 3 open USB slots so you can add in anything you feel it's lacking. For another $10 you can add a usb SDR device and keep your AM/FM radio and get access to an expanded portion of the spectrum.

  74. First paint it all black with a red stripe and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..wing. Then hire 4 mercenaries and a journalist...oh wait...

  75. sigs, you may learn by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    I think that's Slashdot's sig facility in operation. The dash-dash separator gives it away.

    Though I note that the RFC(section 4.3) specifies (for Usenet posts) dash-dash-space.

    1. Re:sigs, you may learn by bmo · · Score: 1

      I manually sig my own posts, because I've done it for 25 years now. I'm just going with what I've always used..

      He is simply "bredt milk fart commander" mad that I don't use the Slashdot sig facility. He has been at me for months (a year now?) about it.

      Don't ask me why.

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  76. Need to define your needs... by yurtinus · · Score: 1

    Question #1: What are you going to *do* with it? You can't exactly drive around and watch your screens and play your games. So, you'll be parking to use it. Do you want to leave your van idling (loud, very fuel inefficient)? Do you want some auxiliary power supply (costly, more work)? Can you plug into wall power?

    Once you get that figured, you can move on to your power budget. Get an approximation of your power draw. Say three LCDs at 50 watts each, a moderately efficient HTPC (50W? 100?), sound system (possibly huge, but I recommend keeping it below 200w), some lighting and overhead for the inverter inefficiency. There is a pretty easy 500 watts. You can put together a much lower power system, but you need to decide what you want out of it and how much you want to spend on it.

    So you can upgrade your alternator, run an aux power system, or both. I recommend an auxiliary battery. Starter batteries are designed to give a quick jolt of power for the starter, then get charged back up. DO NOT use a regular computer UPS - they are designed to pull a huge amount of current from your wall outlet which your van simply cannot provide. Use a proper 12v deep cycle battery. A battery isolator should be used to keep your auxiliary batteries from draining your starter battery - while still permitting both to be charged from the alternator.

    Now, how long can you run off of battery? Most deep-cycle batteries are rated in amp hours, so that 500 watts is ~41 amps at 12v. That means a battery rated at 41 amp hours will last one hour (deep cycle batteries commonly give 50 amp hours). I would at lea. Also, don't drain them completely dry. They may be deep cycle, but they still don't like it when you do that.

    Next, how do you charge your battery? Do you want an auxiliary power source or are you OK with being reliant on the engine alternator (which needs an upgrade in that case). Vans have a wonderful amount of roof space for photovoltaics, but if you're only using your electronics at night you'd need battery capacity to make up for it.

    All in all, you need to decide more about what you want. If you're looking at a lot of electronics, you're looking at potentially a lot of power. As they always say, there is more than one way to skin a cat... It also wouldn't hurt to go to an RV supply house and chat with one of the folks there about it.

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  77. Mp3 Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should go here. These people are all about car computing.. Great advice and project logs so you can get a feel for how the process will go.

    www.mp3car.com

  78. Car Hacks by Shadyman · · Score: 1

    If it hasn't been mentioned yet, you'll want a second, deep-cycle battery rigged up in parallel with your regular one, but that cuts the connection when the ignition is off such that you can use the deep-cycle for accessories until it's dead, while not killing the ignition battery.

    I've seen the circuit in a few different books; you might want to hunt down a copy of O'Reilly's "Car PC Hacks" or 50 Awesome Auto Projects for the Evil Genius, as I'd imagine they would go into it.

  79. Backpacker tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find out what the local backpackers do to sort their van out. Every backpacker van i ever seen has some kind of 2nd battery, that charges off the main system when the vehicle is moving but works alone when being used to run everything not car related. Mostly i would say backpackers tend to run laptops, and charge them more when the vehicle is running, then use the 2nd battery to charge phones etc. Maybe you won't get the power you need from that, but you could run 2 secondary truck batteries and that should be well enough.

    Or caravan batteries.. friend of mine runs dance parties in the park with projectors and big big speakers, and all the mixer, amps & electronics to power them, with a pair of caravan batteries.

  80. Form Vs. Function by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a way this is an easy answer but an old van is super easy to improve with better technology. Modern fuel injection leaps to mind. Electronic pollution and engine control systems are a great way to go. Items as simple as a flex fan for the radiator can make a difference. replacing interior items such as seat belt systems, alarm systems, vehicle rescue communication like On Star, electronic theft protection systems and many more leap to mind. Perhaps some lite weight wheel and brake systems or skid control equipment or even top of the line tires can all make a huge difference. Exhaust systems that function like the Disco Jet systems can add power and lower noise as well and may also eliminate some weight. Or even a modern stainless pipe system with a carbon fibre muffler can make a nice difference. And if you are oozing money you could adapt a more modern transmission to an older engine or even order a more modern and liter engine with better power output is within human reach.
                  In a way there is no end to this. The hot rod crowd has done this for over a century now. Snares include some bad after market products, bad advice and errors in judgement as one often has to try several times to get things just right. And time is also an enemy. For example if it takes you four years to make a just right build newer tech will be in the air and you will always be playing catch up. It is very much like 1990 when it cost a bundle to build any decent PC and before you got it home it was obsolete. Can you picture a windshield made of this new Gorilla Glass? Glass chips from specks of gravel touching the window would be a thing of the past.