Uh, hello, there already is one...go to your info page, go to Customize Homepage, scroll down to where it says "Exclude Stories from the Homepage," look for JonKatz in the "Authors" column, and check the little box by his name. Go aaaaall the way to the bottom and click the little button that reads "savehome."
Scene: The Slashdot offices. Staff scratching heads trying to decipher latest JonKatz rant.
Do do do dooo, do doo, do waaaah!
Several staffers try reading it sideways, upside-down, etc.
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, With Mentos fresh and full of Life!
Random staffer sighs, shakes his head, and pops a Mentos.
Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool, With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!
Suddenly, words magically rearrange themselves, Slashdot staffers exhibit surprise and joy...as the monitor displays an error message reading "Aw, screw it," and automatically deletes the rant.
Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness! Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!
Random Staffer grins at camera and brandishes Mentos. Rest of staff smiles and shakes heads.
Lord, you gave us feet to waddle A tux for tails and bods like bottles But 'scuse us if we find no levity, 'Cause you also gaave us gravity. But to adversity we say "nuts!" And as we try to fly the coop We flap and beat to lift our butts... And we're left as waddling nincompoops. So Lord, I'd think you much more wise (and me much less a jerk) If for once you might provide Some penguin wings that work.
(I'm sure I slaughtered a couple of lines. It's been a good eight years since I've read it in person.)
If he has a right to stand on his widdle soap box and preach, then I have a right to flame him to char for doing so. And vice versa. Ain't America grand?
You bet. And like I said, don't get me wrong, it is a neat read if you keep in mind it's just a book. But considering the circumstances under which it was written, and the numerous translations (to illustrate: anyone ever hear the joke about the monks copying the books on the rites of priesthood for years, only to find out that the word was "celebrate" in the original?:-) )if you base the whole structure of your life and your faith on the words of one poorly-translated work of fiction without taking its contents with a rather large grain of salt, you need mental help.
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H0T GR1TZ! There we go. Now it's an official troll.:-)
Decent Christian teachings being banned in schools is a good thing. I don't want my kids to go to school and be taught how to kill people that don't believe in their god.
News flash, braniac: The Bible was written by men. Not God. God did not sit down, boot up, and fire up StarOffice to write the Big Book. Men wrote it. Mostly, men who were either stoned on opium or starving and hallucinating. On top of that, the King James version which you Neanderthals just love to pound is a very poor translation, probably by design as it was done by and for the benefit of a bunch of people with their own happy little political agendas to further. The Bible is a good read, and possibly one of the greatest pieces of literature of all time, but that's all it is. It's just a book, written by people. Nothing more.
Rubbish, Christianity has the full weight of divine Truth behind it and anyone who has accepted the love of the Lord can feel that in their hearts everyday. I pity those of you without that love, and will do everything in my power to help you to see that love if I ever meet you.
The words "Christianity " and "love" don't even belong in the same sentence. By the way, isn't pride supposed to be a sin according to the Bible? And isn't trying to force your religion on people who don't want it a mark of pride?
What has Christianity got to do with race? I think it is just you who has issues there. Ultimately every person on the planet should realise the Truth of our Lord, irrespective of the colour of their skin. The only people who are to be hated are those who revel in Satan's unholy evil.
You mean the truth of YOUR Lord. The one who tells you to give a tenth of your income to your pastor so he can make payments on his Cadillac. The Lord that tells you to beat your children and forbid your wife to have a job and money of her own. You can have that truth.
Bear in mind that Catholics are not Christians since they worship the virgin whore rather than God. Those heathen sinners could do anything and it wouldn't suprise me, since they, like all who do not follow in the path of our Lord, are destined to Hell anyway.
First of all, you just showed your own stupidity. "Virgin whore?" Those labels are mutually exclusive. And where did I say anything about Catholics? The only thing you're proving is what an idiot you are, and the more you babble, the more you prove my point.
Dude, if you're going to do this played-out first post shit, could you at least be a little more original!? Hell, if it were me, it would have gone something like:
There once was a fellow named Tate Whose penis ran Win 98. While grabbin' some ass Some commands failed to pass And his hardon got stuck at "please wait."
I'm ashamed to admit that I've found myself tapping my foot to the rhythm of the printer more than once. They've got more sense of rhythm than the average white boy, that's for sure.
Right. Given Hotmail's past history of having security holes big enough to fly a 747 through and LookOut! --er, I mean Outlook's history of same, does Bill REALLY think I'm gonna trust something he built with my 3 gig pr0n collection?
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Uh, hello, there already is one...go to your info page, go to Customize Homepage, scroll down to where it says "Exclude Stories from the Homepage," look for JonKatz in the "Authors" column, and check the little box by his name. Go aaaaall the way to the bottom and click the little button that reads "savehome."
Scene: The Slashdot offices. Staff scratching heads trying to decipher latest JonKatz rant.
Do do do dooo, do doo, do waaaah!
Several staffers try reading it sideways, upside-down, etc.
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, With Mentos fresh and full of Life!
Random staffer sighs, shakes his head, and pops a Mentos.
Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool, With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!
Suddenly, words magically rearrange themselves, Slashdot staffers exhibit surprise and joy...as the monitor displays an error message reading "Aw, screw it," and automatically deletes the rant.
Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness! Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!
Random Staffer grins at camera and brandishes Mentos. Rest of staff smiles and shakes heads.
Mentos! The Sensemaker!
...and the males will all be named Brian.
...
Would you be so kind as to share whatever you just smoked/ate/snorted up with the rest of the class?
Hell, even if Painter itself sucked ass (which it most certainly doesn't), it gets extra cool points because it comes in a paint can. Whee!
Corel might not make any money off this, but they will be off the stuff they just assimilated from Metacreations...Corel now owns Kai's Power Tools and Vector Effects, Bryce, and Painter.
Lord, you gave us feet to waddle
A tux for tails and bods like bottles
But 'scuse us if we find no levity,
'Cause you also gaave us gravity.
But to adversity we say "nuts!"
And as we try to fly the coop
We flap and beat to lift our butts...
And we're left as waddling nincompoops.
So Lord, I'd think you much more wise
(and me much less a jerk)
If for once you might provide
Some penguin wings that work.
(I'm sure I slaughtered a couple of lines. It's been a good eight years since I've read it in person.)
And while you're at it, give that Erikson fuckwit the same 0 you gave me. Thank you ever so much.
If he has a right to stand on his widdle soap box and preach, then I have a right to flame him to char for doing so. And vice versa. Ain't America grand?
You bet. And like I said, don't get me wrong, it is a neat read if you keep in mind it's just a book. But considering the circumstances under which it was written, and the numerous translations (to illustrate: anyone ever hear the joke about the monks copying the books on the rites of priesthood for years, only to find out that the word was "celebrate" in the original? :-) )if you base the whole structure of your life and your faith on the words of one poorly-translated work of fiction without taking its contents with a rather large grain of salt, you need mental help.
Okay...
:-)
H0T GR1TZ!
There we go. Now it's an official troll.
Decent Christian teachings being banned in schools is a good thing. I don't want my kids to go to school and be taught how to kill people that don't believe in their god.
News flash, braniac: The Bible was written by men. Not God. God did not sit down, boot up, and fire up StarOffice to write the Big Book. Men wrote it. Mostly, men who were either stoned on opium or starving and hallucinating. On top of that, the King James version which you Neanderthals just love to pound is a very poor translation, probably by design as it was done by and for the benefit of a bunch of people with their own happy little political agendas to further. The Bible is a good read, and possibly one of the greatest pieces of literature of all time, but that's all it is. It's just a book, written by people. Nothing more.
Forcing your religious beliefs on others is also uncalled for. He asked for it, he got it.
Rubbish, Christianity has the full weight of divine Truth behind it and anyone who has accepted the love of the Lord can feel that in their hearts everyday. I pity those of you without that love, and will do everything in my power to help you to see that love if I ever meet you.
The words "Christianity " and "love" don't even belong in the same sentence. By the way, isn't pride supposed to be a sin according to the Bible? And isn't trying to force your religion on people who don't want it a mark of pride?
What has Christianity got to do with race? I think it is just you who has issues there. Ultimately every person on the planet should realise the Truth of our Lord, irrespective of the colour of their skin. The only people who are to be hated are those who revel in Satan's unholy evil.
You mean the truth of YOUR Lord. The one who tells you to give a tenth of your income to your pastor so he can make payments on his Cadillac. The Lord that tells you to beat your children and forbid your wife to have a job and money of her own. You can have that truth.
Bear in mind that Catholics are not Christians since they worship the virgin whore rather than God. Those heathen sinners could do anything and it wouldn't suprise me, since they, like all who do not follow in the path of our Lord, are destined to Hell anyway.
First of all, you just showed your own stupidity. "Virgin whore?" Those labels are mutually exclusive. And where did I say anything about Catholics? The only thing you're proving is what an idiot you are, and the more you babble, the more you prove my point.
Dude, if you're going to do this played-out first post shit, could you at least be a little more original!? Hell, if it were me, it would have gone something like:
There once was a fellow named Tate
Whose penis ran Win 98.
While grabbin' some ass
Some commands failed to pass
And his hardon got stuck at "please wait."
Followed, of course, by "first post!"
It takes a lot of brains to enjoy humor, satire, and wit--but none to be offended by them. --The Midnight Skulker
'Nuff said.
Ever seen The Fifth Element?
It contains one most amusing scene involving a remote-control spycam-rigged cockroach and the President...and the President's shoe.
I'm ashamed to admit that I've found myself tapping my foot to the rhythm of the printer more than once. They've got more sense of rhythm than the average white boy, that's for sure.
Right. Given Hotmail's past history of having security holes big enough to fly a 747 through and LookOut! --er, I mean Outlook's history of same, does Bill REALLY think I'm gonna trust something he built with my 3 gig pr0n collection?