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  1. Show them on Approaching Lost Clients About Security? · · Score: 1

    I used to consult (who didn't?). And the occasion did arise from time to time when I would run into similar situations. What I chose to do was just show the company in danger. I'd sit down with the controller/CIO/President and take him through a 15 minute trip to show him how at risk he was. Sometimes I picked up the extra business and sometimes I didn't. The key was that I obtained the company's permission first.

  2. And the unstoppable skeptic says... on Slashback: Failure, Errors, Misery · · Score: 1

    Yeah it was cool to watch MIR come down, but we all know the truth surrounding these events. Russia is finally attacking. Sure, their first shot missed, but we won't be so lucky the next time!

  3. Imagine me raising my hand on Candidates' Positions On Internet Filtering · · Score: 1

    Just curious, but isn't this "one-click" feature for discovering your children's net-tivities sounding suspiciously like that hard to use "History" button?

  4. Washington, D.C.: on Enter The 'Stupid Patent Tricks' Contest · · Score: 1

    In a surprise judgement today by the United States Patent Office, Microsoft Corporation has been awarded patent rights to computer lint.
    The conglomerate of marketing will stated that once they proved that the fine dust found in computers was the by-product of a substance known as "deletium", they felt their victory was assured.
    Spokesperson for the USPO Bill Gates Clone #768, held a press conferance on the inconsiquntial matter.
    "The board of reviewers found that "deletium" is indeed the cause of dust in closed computers. Long live the Empire."
    In Redmond, WA, protestors have gathered outside the castle of coding in what was a peaceful demonstration. Reports indicate that a small collection of dust with riled the crowd into a riotus fury before being trampled and disembodied. A team of technicians rushed to the creatures aid, one stating,"Thisk day almost ask bad ask day Windows Me releasedsky. Nyet! Worske!"
    Though attempts to contact Bill Gates on the rioting outside his collective have failed so far, it has been confirmed that he will anounce Microsoft's plans for two other "deletium waste-products" - human thought and Linux.