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  1. Re:Sorry, pal, but 1-button mice suck on Review Of The New Apple Mouse · · Score: 1

    >You are now totally SOL since you can't move the window any more.

    Actually, you can. Hit Alt-Spacebar. Use the arrow keys to select Move (Two up-arrows, if you can't see it). Hit Enter. Use arrow-down key to move the window back into visible range.

    That's a bit of knowledge from the 3.1 era.

  2. Re:THANKS A TON on Sys-Admin Appreciation Day Tomorrow · · Score: 3

    And we thank you for:

    Printing 500 page accounting reports on the photo-proof printer
    "This will only take a second"
    Five-hundred-meg pst files.
    Politics. Stop telling us why you hate XYZ and how they are a b*tch.
    Telling us how to do our job ("When are you going to linux? It's a better fileserver than NetWare")
    Using things like napster and gnutella, then complaining about how the internet connection is soooooooooo slow.
    "Why use the manual when we can ask the admin? Not like they are doing anything else."
    Right before scheduled downtime, the inevitable "Wait, no, the finanicals have to go out today!" "It's 5pm, you couldn't do it *before* now?"
    Eating our M&M supply. (We get a 2 lbs bag of M&Ms for every $400 worth of kit purchased)
    Wondering why the mail server is slow, then proceeding to forward a five meg movie of a monkey peeing into it's mouth to your coworkers. You know, there's a reason why it takes seven hours to backup the mail server.

  3. Re:All the more reason for a message like this... on ABC Ads Target Answering Machines? · · Score: 1

    This is exactly what I do when the callerid says "OUTSIDE AREA". However, the casket sales-people call right back.

  4. Re:What I want to know... on Pictures Of New Apple Cube? · · Score: 1

    Well, the Presarios are ugly half-attempts to copy the iMac (5000 series, anybody?) and the Deskpros are decent looking, but not wonders of industrial design.

    The only really good Compaq case designs are the older Proliant towers, and the rackable Proliants.

    Once again, I would like to say that the Presarios are amazing ugly and tasteless.

  5. Re:30 frames per second per second? on Pictures Of New Apple Cube? · · Score: 1

    Microsoft people put you on hold while they check with their supervisor.

  6. Re:Question from a non-guru on Open Sourcing Closed Sourced Drivers? · · Score: 1

    Did you notice how a red Windows Evangalist will never drink pure water? Vodka. They drink vodka.

  7. Re:Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music on She Blinded Me With Quickies · · Score: 1

    When PowerMacs fail their memory test, they play a sound of a car crashing and glass breaking.

  8. Re:How will they read it? on Rosetta Disk For 10K-Year History · · Score: 1

    I know! Just yesterday, I had to run to Fry's and get Microsoft English 2000 Pro so I could read this book (dead-tree) I bought at Amazon.

    Meesa be thinking yousa should be reading the link before commenting.

  9. Re:Thank god on Jackson Sends Microsoft Case To Supreme Court · · Score: 1

    Windows 95 had a bug that would send MS a complete rundown of your hardware and directory tree when you registered, even when you unchecked the "Send Computer Info" box. MS said they were sorry, won't do it again, etc.

  10. Re:MacOS on Jackson Sends Microsoft Case To Supreme Court · · Score: 1
    1. Bill Gates was known to yell at his developers : "Make it look like the Mac!"
    2. Apple did not rip off the interface from Xerox. They acually paid Xerox, in stock shares, for whatever IP they might see and like during their tour.
  11. Re:I'm GLAD on Jackson Sends Microsoft Case To Supreme Court · · Score: 1

    (- this is a joke, moron! Everyone knows that NetBEUI is not routeable!)

    I wouldn't put it past Microsoft.

  12. Re:Great, but scrub the MDI on StarOffice 5.2 Released · · Score: 1
    Fun test in SO5.1, Windows version:
    1. Turn off "desktop integration"
    2. Unmaximize SO window
    3. Open a dialog box, and try to move it beyond the bounds of the SO window. Look! It's stuck inside the SO window!
    That's the only big thing about SO that bugs me though. It's a pretty decent office package, if you forgive its attempts to become your desktop.
  13. Re:Why the concept of a Recovery CD REALLY sucks on Slashback: Secrecy, Toyware, France · · Score: 1

    I've never had problems finding Compaq drivers; granted I usally work on DeskPros, not Presarios. If you can get one, the Compaq Support CD is godsend. It has drivers ("SoftPaqs") for every imaginable model of desktop, laptop, and workstation.

  14. Whoops. on Does 'Open Source' Have To Mean 'Free'? · · Score: 1

    My scroll mouse moderated some people as offtopic. Hopefully this will undo the bad moderation.

  15. Re:Consumer Security on Massive DDoS Attack Brewing? · · Score: 1

    You can get things like that (ie: Netopia), but it's much cheaper for the provider to use a bridge instead of an intelligent routing device. I got a 3Com "No Customer Maintence" DSL bridge, but I use a BSD box for NAT and IPF.

  16. Re:speed! on IBM To Produce Copper Alphas For Compaq · · Score: 1

    Try building a Linux kernel (IE: 2.2.14) on a SparcStation LX, then you can talk about slow.

  17. Re:What is the comparative performance? on Apple's Darwin Runs XFree4 · · Score: 1

    According to the book I read (I think it was Apple by good 'ol Gil), the intel port was dropped because it was at the same time Apple was moving to PowerPC, and management didn't think they could successfully push two independent hardware platforms.

  18. Re:They should get rid of it. on Mozilla Junkbuster-like Feature Removed · · Score: 1

    Visit Stileproject.com and then tell me it's a corporate web site.

  19. Re:A growing problem in the coming years on Tampered Athlons Hit Oz · · Score: 2

    Fry's Electronics does the same thing, but (if you're lucky) they will put a little blue sticker on the box. If you ever shop at Frys, *never* buy something that has a return sticker, or has an ameteur shrinkwrap job.

  20. Re:Converting Linux to NT!?!? on Smuggling Open Source Past The Boss · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, how many boxes are used to keep the systems afloat? In my experience, Exchange seems to plateau around a thousand users per box.

  21. Re:I am definately missing something here on Turtle Beach Network Audio Appliance · · Score: 1

    It's not ugly, it's easier, it probably matches your existing equipment vs. a slimline Dell case.

  22. Re:Timothy does it again.. on Turtle Beach Network Audio Appliance · · Score: 2

    My 20mhz Sun Sparc can handle decoding MP3s if I use the JointStereo option (Not like a Sun SpeakerBox is stereo, anyhoo) of mpg123.

  23. Re:Not only are the arrogant, they're stupid aswel on New Russian Site Carries Unlicensed Song Lyrics · · Score: 1

    ... we create all kinds of wireless gizmos and read the USA section of CNN for laughs.

    You get your news from a subsidy of AOL? Geez.

  24. Re:It sure looks interesting... on More Yopy, The Linux PDA · · Score: 1

    Between 10,800 and 16,300 rubles.

  25. Re:Just don't do anything secure with it! on Get QNX For Free · · Score: 2

    Why not say the same for Linux?