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  1. Hi. on IBM Launches p690 · · Score: -1

    I've done some work today, suprisingly. But I can't seem to stay away from Slashdot. The fat fucks who run this site need to get laid and start thinking about where they will go when VA Linux closes.

  2. Re:Good morning! on Yahoo Serious Fights Yahoo! trademark · · Score: -1

    They assume that since I'm typing a lot, I must be working. They're half right. I have a maximized window on the next virtual desktop with the project open in a text editor. When bossman walks by, I hotkey alt+shift+rightarrow and tada, I'm a hard working guy.

    To make up for my lack of productivity at work, I spend a few hours on The Project at home every night and no one knows the wiser. I'll just have to spend more than a few hours if I want to make up for 4 weeks. I fear the day someone asks for an interactive demo. Maybe I'll go the "scripted demo" route.

  3. Why? on Yahoo Serious Fights Yahoo! trademark · · Score: -1

    Why is this idiot still alive? Young Einstien made me want to poke my eyes out with rusty nails. Drinking Dran-o is a better use of your time than catering to Yahoo Serious (what a fucking dumb name).

    Where art thou, oh wonderous GiZ?

  4. Good morning! on Yahoo Serious Fights Yahoo! trademark · · Score: -1

    Good morning, fellow trolls. I hope your day is spent posting stupid comments instead of working. My project is about 4 weeks behind. I've just about given up.

  5. It's about time on Microsoft Attempts to Secure IIS · · Score: -1

    [insert stupid MS comment here]

    Thank you. Now back to your regularly scheduled linux wankfest.

  6. Re:Ask Slashdot on FTC Abandons Call for Stronger Privacy Laws · · Score: -1

    Well, your mother is an older woman isn't she?
    Unless you're JonKatz, in which case your mother was a rabid donkey who was immediately shot in the head (multiple times) after giving birth to you. I guess Farmer Bob wanted to ensure such a hideous freak of nature would never be born again.

  7. Re:ftp mirrors on Gnome 2.0 Alpha 1 Released · · Score: -1

    twoguys.org? That is an unabashed attempt at forcing homosexuality upon us. I demand the website be taken off the Interweb.

  8. Re:What a Surprise. on Who Has Faster Pipes? Linux, Win2000, WinXP Compared · · Score: -1

    How's the new iBook? I'm thinking of blowing some serious cash on a new toy..

  9. Re:loudest pipes on Who Has Faster Pipes? Linux, Win2000, WinXP Compared · · Score: -1

    Axl Rose can scream with the best of 'em. Too bad he's a fuck-knob and killed the band.

  10. Re:Can you say "flamebait"? on Who Has Faster Pipes? Linux, Win2000, WinXP Compared · · Score: -1

    Hey boy, get back to the cotton 'fore I take away your watermelon.

  11. Re:Can you say "flamebait"? on Who Has Faster Pipes? Linux, Win2000, WinXP Compared · · Score: -1

    CUPS works very well.

  12. Re:Casio Wristcam watch on New Prototypes, Gadgets And Devices From CEATE · · Score: -1

    hey that's pretty cool! how much did it cost?

  13. Re:Transmeta Smarsmeta... on Transmeta Goes Embedded · · Score: -1

    What would we do with gas chambers, you fucktool? Idiot.

  14. call me on European Union Says No To Spam · · Score: -1

    .. any time! 1-900-BIG-BOYS.

    Hear a man 'interfacing' with his computer for only $4.99/min.

  15. Playing taps.. on HP Lays Off Unix/IA-64 gurus · · Score: -1

    Play Taps for the Camaro and Firebird. GM announced that '02 is the last year for them. Even though I'm a Ford man, I still have lots of respect for a competitor that many times overpowered my group.

  16. Re:Who? on CD Copy Protection Head Speaks · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh. Well you still didn't tell me who he is.

  17. Re:TRoLLaXoR's problems... on CD Copy Protection Head Speaks · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I will include him in my bedtime prayers to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I love the prayer closet.

  18. Who? on CD Copy Protection Head Speaks · · Score: -1

    Who is Lenin Cohen and why does Kurt Cobain want him in the afterworld?

  19. Re:Tyan 2460, nice but picky on Tiger MP Dual-Processor Motherboard · · Score: 0

    So you have 512 kilobits of RAM? Jesus, how could you afford it?

  20. Re:$220 is a cheap motherboard these days? on Tiger MP Dual-Processor Motherboard · · Score: 0

    I have a bald head and a small dick. My daily driver is an '86 Escort with 186K miles.

  21. Re:Time to swap out the ole bp6 on Tiger MP Dual-Processor Motherboard · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I dunno, my BP6 with 2 Celeron 400's running at 522(?)Mhz each still runs everything fine. I have a TNT2 Ultra 32MB card too. Q3A runs in 1024x768 at about 40fps. Unreal Tournament is the same. Kernel compiles are quick, about 4 minutes. RAM helps.. I have 768MB (board's max amt). I see no reason to upgrade yet. Maybe in another 2 or 3 years.

  22. Re:Mounting Heatsinks on Tiger MP Dual-Processor Motherboard · · Score: 0

    Eat it, Honda boy. American Muscle has always and will always be king. Although it doesn't help that GM announced yesterday that this is the last year for the Camaro and Firebird. Hopefully GM will bring them back when the market is a little better.

  23. Re:Looks like another Sci-Fi wannabe show on Star Trek: Enterprise Premieres Tonight · · Score: 0

    Can we have sex?

  24. Re:Baseball hats? on Star Trek: Enterprise Premieres Tonight · · Score: 0

    Would you care to share what in the hell that is supposed to mean? I hate stupid fucks like you who make some lame joke that no one but you and your rimjob-giving boyfriend to undersatnd and then expect real people to find it funny.

    Die, shitscum!

  25. Re:Lets not stop there... on What's Now State of the Art in Encryption Technology? · · Score: 0

    Hey, think I can get a copy of those dirty emails? I'm really hard up (no pun intended) for some new wank fodder.