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  1. Re:How? on Text While Driving In Long Island and Have Your Phone Disabled · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How to distinguish whether the phone user is driving a car or riding a bus?

    At least you can exclude all iPhone owners from that particular test: people who can afford Apple products are so not riding busses... Or if they do, they probably know better than to whip out a multi-hundred-dollar device begging to be stolen onboard the bus.

  2. Re:difference between driver and passenger? on Text While Driving In Long Island and Have Your Phone Disabled · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I suppose the same way PawSense detects whether a cat or a human is using the device: when you text and drive, you have a funny way of using the device - because you're constantly switching between texting, putting down the device and driving, picking it back up after 10 seconds, and doing that over and over, as opposed to a human that's fully committed to the task of inputting text.

  3. Re:Apple said *what* to the team? on Apple Said To Team With Visa, MasterCard On iPhone Wallet · · Score: 1

    Ah nevermind, I got it. It's not terribly obvious though...

  4. Apple said *what* to the team? on Apple Said To Team With Visa, MasterCard On iPhone Wallet · · Score: 0

    Look, I'm not picky or anything, and I know headlines are shortened, but what the hell does " Apple Said To Team With Visa, MasterCard On iPhone Wallet" mean?

  5. Re:Blah on Mozilla Rolls Out Sponsored Tiles To Firefox Nightly's New Tab Page · · Score: 1, Funny

    Software monetization is basically just like anal sex. You keep on pushing until the person you're doing it to can't take it anymore. And then you keep pushing.

    You seem to know a lot about monetizing anal sex...

  6. Re:Work for the man, not for mankind on Mozilla Rolls Out Sponsored Tiles To Firefox Nightly's New Tab Page · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's how I feel too: they've turned Firefox into a cheap whore - albeit with an opt-out option.

    Yet I realize they have to make money to keep bringing out new Firefox releases.

    Yet... it sucks. Ads sucks. Ad-funded internet sucks.

  7. Poor John Smedley on Lizard Squad Bomb Threat Diverts Sony Exec's Plane To Phoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know what's worse: being blown out of the sky with explosives or having to stay in Phoenix.

  8. Re:Not news on Mangalyaan Gets Ready To Enter Mars Orbit · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm reminded of the old joke:
    "What famous event happened in 1732?"
    "George Washington was born."
    "Very good. Now what famous event happened in 1743?'
    "George Washington became 11 years old."

    It must be an old joke alright, cuz I've never heard it, and it ain't funny.

  9. Re:Congratulations, India ! on Mangalyaan Gets Ready To Enter Mars Orbit · · Score: 1, Funny

    Correct me if I'm wrong but... would you happen to be rooting for India by any chance?

  10. Securing the Internet of Things is easy on Securing Networks In the Internet of Things Era · · Score: 2

    The Internet of Things is a buzzword. Buzzwords don't need securing. Problem solved.

  11. Re:Informative winners list on The 2014 Hugo Awards · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If there's one thing I've learned reading all kinds of award-winning books, is that more often than not, the award is a big warning that the book is shit, or pompous, or written specifically to woo often sophisticated, pedantic jury members into giving the award.

    In short, I usually go for stuff that hasn't been awarded certain kinds of awards. The Hugo certainly seems overrated these days, and has been for many years.

  12. Re:Merkel wasn't two-faced about spying on friends on German Intelligence Spying On Allies, Recorded Kerry, Clinton, and Kofi Annan · · Score: 1

    By that logic, Germany is probably not a true friend of the US

    Hardly any state is a true friend of the US these days - apart perhaps the UK, and even that is far from certain.

  13. Merkel wasn't two-faced about spying on friends on German Intelligence Spying On Allies, Recorded Kerry, Clinton, and Kofi Annan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    'Spying among friends is not at all acceptable,' Merkel said

    And I doubt very much Turkey is a true friend of Germany: it's a economical, immigration and to a certain extent, religious threat to Germany - or at least perceived as such by a sizeable part of the German population. It's also a liability, as it's capable of singlehandedly dragging Germany into the huge Iraqi and middle-eastern quagmire if it starts to get involved and calls on NATO members to provide help.

    Turkey just happens to be a member of NATO like Germany, is all. That doesn't make the two friends.

  14. Re:Bottom line... on German Intelligence Spying On Allies, Recorded Kerry, Clinton, and Kofi Annan · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...nation states are always a bunch of hypocritical jerks.

    Oh please, don't be disingenuous. It's been well known by everybody for decades that every state in the world spies on all the other statse, and that to a certain extent, every state spies on every one of its citizens too.

    The real problem comes when a certain state is outed, and flat out lies about its domestic and international spying activities to the representants of its own people.

  15. Re:Niggers. on Ebola Quarantine Center In Liberia Looted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reference?

    None. The librarian is dead...

  16. Re:Preposterous on Researchers Discover New Plant "Language" · · Score: 1

    Well quite: I share plenty of DNA with the missus regularly, but there ain't much conversation involved.

  17. Not just China on Apple Begins Storing Chinese User Data On Servers In China · · Score: 4, Insightful

    [...] but given China's track record with censorship and privacy, the explanation rings hollow for some skeptics.[...]

    Given the United State's track record, I think the skeptics should worry about data collection at home too.

    Why always focus on China when it comes to human rights and privacy issues? Just look at your own navel for a change...

  18. Re:Standardized Testing Implications? on About Half of Kids' Learning Ability Is In Their DNA · · Score: 2

    some students will intrinsically perform better

    Perform better at what?

    Most people have a natural talent for certain categories of things, and suck at others. That's the problem with all IQ tests, or "performance" tests: they don't take into account that there are many forms of intelligence.

  19. Re:Insightful comment lost! on About Half of Kids' Learning Ability Is In Their DNA · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I was typing something really insightful about this and the stupid page reloaded and it all disappeared.

    CTRL-R is a bitch. Can't handle a simple computer keyboard? Perhaps you're one of the "other half".

  20. Re:Why is /. spreading false rumor ? on F-Secure: Xiaomi Smartphones Do Secretly Steal Your Data · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, someone swears it's all a-okay. I'm totally reassured now...

  21. Re:Lately, on F-Secure: Xiaomi Smartphones Do Secretly Steal Your Data · · Score: 1

    Depends: European or African thing?

  22. Why "relatively" private? on F-Secure: Xiaomi Smartphones Do Secretly Steal Your Data · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I want it totally private. Has the concept of privacy gotten so totally lost that people seem okay to settle for relative privacy?

    By the way, the best way to keep your data private is to keep it out of your untrusted phone/computer/whatnot, and use bogus data when you need to enter something.

    Exemples: use "Acme inc." as your home phone number's name in your addressbook, and nicknames for your contacts. Don't enter your full address as your home in your satnav's app but someone's address in a street close-by, etc.

  23. Re:There are ways of posting bad reviews on Hotel Charges Guests $500 For Bad Online Reviews · · Score: 1

    Because the subjects of the review (the number of rooms and presence of bed, the owner being a stickler for correct bills) are peripheral to what normal would-be visitors expect to read, and that's usually enough of a clue to tip them off.

    It's used all the time: when you want to tell people your business is under an NSA gag order, to clue in a potential employer they should not to hire one of your former employees who's incompetent... without saying so explicitely because you can't.

  24. Re:It's not that much on Big Bang Actors To Earn $1M Per Episode · · Score: 3, Interesting

    considering Miami Vice was pulling these kinds of numbers in the '80s. Granted, it was only for one actor, but still.

    Yes, and if you remember, the other lead actor was paid less well because he was rather less white, and he was rather pissed off about it, understandably.

    These star actors cost a lot, yes, but they also brought in a lot of money. So I suppose it was, and still is a sound investment.

  25. There are ways of posting bad reviews on Hotel Charges Guests $500 For Bad Online Reviews · · Score: 5, Funny

    without posting anything bad. For instance:

    - This hotel definitely has 8 rooms, and all of them have beds.
    - The hotel's owner is very dedicated to ensuring your bill is correct when you leave.
    - Checkout time is strictly enforced, so you're sure to find your room empty when you arrive.
    - Staying at this hotel is much better than camping on a landfill.
    - This hotel is much less expensive than the George V, and much more comfortable than a Texas motel.