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  1. Re:5 letter aussies on Security Auditing for Linux · · Score: 1
    Man, that sure lends a new meaning to "Slashdot," doesn't it?

    Yes, yes it does. That was the joke. I should have posted a link to the Slash code:

    The source code for the site is called "Slash". The Slashdot Like Automated Story-telling Homepage. We've set up a site, using Slash, devoted to the development and use of Slash.

    It was a troll you see. Moderators, do your duty! It has been at Score:1 for two hours already. It's a pretty sad state of affairs when I have to tell the moderators to mod down my own troll. Stupid, retarded, $3 crack smoking moderators.

  2. Re:5 letter aussies on Security Auditing for Linux · · Score: 1
    Don't forget that other famous Aussie software: Slash.

    slash

    1. v.i., (Aust slang), To urinate. "I hafta take a slash. Gis another beer will ya, Kev."
    2. n, adj, A type of homosexual StarTrek fan fiction.
  3. Re:Who supports SVG? on XML for Ancients · · Score: 1
    The Adobe SVG Viewer plug-in is included with the Acrobat Reader download now, so it should be on a lot more computers soon.

    Also, there's Batik, which is a Java-based SVG viewer plus some other tools.

    VML does much less than SVG; it's pretty primitive in comparison. And it seems to have stagnated -- MS hasn't updated their support for it in IE for a long time.

  4. Post First on .biz Open For Biz · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Now to read the article!

  5. Re:Retarded Mods on Using Radiators to Cool CPUs · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I know saying Retarded Mod is redundant, but none the less... Who was the fuckwit that modded this as (-1, Offtopic)? It is already at -1, cuntstain! No wonder Slashdot is going down the shitter.

    Heh, Turd Report, don't question the moderators. They are fickle -- who know's what motivates them to moderate one way or the other.

    I wish I could post at a lower score. I face a dilemma: I wish to ask Turd Report a question and common courtesy requires that I be logged-in when doing so; but at the same time I can only post at Score:1, making my post stick out like dogs' balls to those good folks who read at Threshold:1.

    No matter. Turd Report, I don't understand why Tuesday's turd (the chicken) only scored a 2. Here is a fascinating turd, I thought as I was reading the report, but was disapointed to see it score so low. I know it must have been an unpleasant experience, but often artists must suffer for their work.

  6. Re:144 ? PB on Linux Breaks 100 Petabyte Ceiling · · Score: 1
    Hard drive capacities are measured in powers of 10 (go to any HD maker's site and look at their spec sheets; they always have a footnote saying this). A petabyte, when talking about HDs, is 10^15 bytes precisely.

    With 48 bits, and 512 bytes/sector, you have

    2^48 * 512 = 144 115 188 075 855 872

    which is enough to address 144 (HD) petabytes

    144 PB = 144 000 000 000 000 000 bytes

  7. Re:Huh? on Rune for Linux Review · · Score: 1

    A polygon is dead when it goes back to the Platonic realm of eternal forms.

  8. Re:Hmmmm on Shhh! Constructing A Truly Quiet Gaming PC · · Score: 1

    All the games I've played recently worked fine in W2k. Win98 is crashed too easily by bugs in the games.

  9. I don't see the problem on Star Wars: AOTC Trailer on Monster Inc · · Score: 1

    Neither you nor your girlfriend can reserve them why?

  10. Re:Hard Disk Space on HDTV On Your PC And Hard Drive · · Score: 3, Informative

    MB with a big B is megabytes
    Mb with a small b is megabits

    kB is kilobytes
    kb is kilobits

    (I don't think it matters much whether the K is big or small, but the convention in the sciences and engineering is to use a small k for kilo, big M for mega, and big G for giga.)

    Also note that hard drive makers always use multiples of 1000 for their units:

    1kB = 1000B
    1MB = 1000kB
    1GB = 1000MB

    (RAM of course is always measured in multiples of 1024, e.g. 1GB = 1024 * 1024 * 1024B . And before anyone starts whining that the HD makers are ripping you off of those extra bytes, remember that using multiples of 1000 is an older convention in engineering.)

    I'm glad I've got that off my chest. Now that you understand these conventions, I WON'T HAVE TO COME OVER AND KICK YOUR ASSES.

  11. Re:I agree on Generic GUI Wrapper For Python · · Score: 1
    It's a great example of how an idea that seems good when discussing it in a CS class, falls apart where the rubber meets the road.

    No, it's an example of a very real world thing called an engineering trade-off. They are trading-off feature richness for universality.

    If someone needs a universal GUI library, and can live with the lack of features, then this could be a good solution. They are attempting to provide one solution to a particular problem. For free. That is commendable.

  12. Re:Well... error checking sucks in most languages on Open Source Programmers Stink At Error Handling · · Score: 1
    Exceptions and Design By Contract are all very good, but they still are bandaids on the problem. For example, Design By Contract is not really "design" at all, it's usually more like "Run With Contract".

    Look at this: a = x / y

    The above code snippet will crash if y is 0. Now, if you are a good DBC programmer you'll check y and throw an exception before attempting the division.

    So, it seems like you've properly trapped the error, but that's not really the point. Can y in your code be 0 or can't it?

    I think you are misunderstanding DBC. It's not a band aid; the whole point of it is to prevent errors in the first place. In principle at least, exceptions are never thrown in a correct DBC program (not counting exceptional circumstances that come from outside the program). The programmer can know (again, in principle) that y is not 0 because that condition would be expressed in a precondition, postcondition or invariant somewhere.

    It may not happen that way in practice of course, but it is still a useful technique. As a design tool, it forces you to make decisions where they need to be made. As a debugging tool, bugs that otherwise might never be noticed, nasty subtle ones, tend to jump out at you.

    I've never had the opportunity to write any real software in Eiffel, but I always use a "poor man's DBC" in C++ (ie. lots of assert statements, particularly for checking arguments to methods), and I've found it to be very useful indeed.

  13. Re:That all depends on... your selection of course on Open Source Programmers Stink At Error Handling · · Score: 1
    Why does it seem like there are as many people in the "community" criticizing open source as there are supporting it?

    It's a backlash against the hype from not so long ago that said that closed-source software was not only technically inferior but also unethical to produce. Frankly it was pretty insulting.

  14. Re:What's the point? on Portable N64 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Balls. This is the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put.

    Churchill was twice the grammar troll you'll ever be.

  15. Re:Gnome vs KDE on AltaVista Can't Keep Up · · Score: 1

    You know, opinions are like assholes: everyone has one, and ... I forget how the rest of it goes. Something about g**ts probably.

  16. Re:"!" on Software "Open Monopoly" · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I like to say "nuff said" as often as possible, and also "now, don't get me wrong".

  17. Re:open-schmopen on Ten Years of Apple PowerBooks · · Score: 2, Interesting
    That's what standards are for, such as CHRP and PPCP.

    Apple couldn't compete with the clone makers who were releasing cheaper and superior hardware -- that's why the clones were killed.

    Apple may have made the right business decision at the time; they were in bad shape and might not have survived. It's a pity though, I know I'd be using a PPC machine today (with a licensed copy of MacOS), instead of an Athlon machine, if they hadn't been killed.

  18. Re:mystery NOT solved on Carbon Magnets At Room Temperature · · Score: 1

    I found it by using a hex editor on the page source. It is clearly 0xAD (173), a soft hyphen.

  19. mystery solved on Carbon Magnets At Room Temperature · · Score: 3, Informative

    They used a Soft Hyphen (­ or ­) character instead of a minus sign. Browsers are not supposed to display a Soft Hyphen unless the line is broken at that point.

  20. Re:minus signs on Carbon Magnets At Room Temperature · · Score: 2, Informative

    yes, that's what is happening. IE5.5 isn't showing the minus sign on -255 even though it's there in the source. That's pretty scarey.

  21. minus signs on Carbon Magnets At Room Temperature · · Score: 1, Insightful
    But to her surprise, she found instead that the new material was magnetic even above 200 C. Until now, the highest temperature at which a non-metallic material was magnetic was 255 C. This record was held by a different form of buckyballs.

    I can't make sense of that. 255C is higher than 200C. Did they mean -255C and -200C ?

  22. Re:It can be held... on New Cube controller · · Score: 1
    (Rob, I just reread my post, and it sounded like an insult directed towards you. I didn't intend that -- I meant it to be directed to the /. story as a whole. Sorry.)

    I haven't played Phantasy Star, but most RPGs don't require any quick-reflexes type of control; usually it's "point in some general direction and issue some commands". I think it could work okay on a table. Pity there isn't a bigger picture of it.

  23. Re:It can be held... on New Cube controller · · Score: 1
    Yes, it's amusing to see these hyper-intelligent slashbots overlook a simple, low-tech solution like a table. It could also be placed on ones lap while sitting in chair.

    What is this "table" you speak of? What is "chair"?

  24. apology on Yahoo Serious Fights Yahoo! trademark · · Score: 4, Funny

    On behalf of my fellow Australians I would like to apologize for the crimes committed against comedy by Yahoo Serious.

  25. Re:I new it! on Who Has Faster Pipes? Linux, Win2000, WinXP Compared · · Score: 1
    Editors: You edit the posts, I know you do.

    Kallahar, you misused the colon there. When addressing someone in written form, their name should be set off by commas. If the name occurs in the middle of a sentence, Kallahar, then it needs a pair of commas.

    "Editors: You edit the ..." means that it is the Editors saying "You edit ..." (take a look at a script for a play sometime).