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  1. Re:Things will change. on Swedish Athletes Back GPS Implants to Combat Drug Use · · Score: 1

    Yes.

    No.

    Yes.

    I appreciate your concision.

    (OK. OK. ;^))

  2. Re:Things will change. on Swedish Athletes Back GPS Implants to Combat Drug Use · · Score: 1

    Kind of exactly my point.

    Olympic athletes are already waaaaaaaay outside the main flow of humanity; why not set them free, and then take advantage of what they generate?

  3. Things will change. on Swedish Athletes Back GPS Implants to Combat Drug Use · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A few years out we're going to be watching athletic events that *highlight* the mods. ("Fred Bloggs is using corpuscles engineered at Georgia Tech that guarantee his ability to sprint for 15 minutes without having to take a breath.")

    This whole bias against tech augmentation is getting me down. The sooner we embrace it, and the more we embrace it, the longer we'll live, and with higher quality of life.

    Hell, we ought to be giving awards to people who volunteer to test exotic human enhancement technologies right now.

  4. Re:Let's go the other way on Your Worst IT Workshop? · · Score: 1

    I apologize for not amusing you. I was obviously karma-whoring to make up for all my recent "-10, offtopic" posts.

  5. Change of heart? on NASA Ares Rocket Specs to Be Open Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is what happens when Karl Rove leaves the building. (http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/07/30/0215204)

  6. Let's go the other way on Your Worst IT Workshop? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since the difference between intelligence and stupidity is that there's a limit on intelligence, let's try naming the *best* conferences we've been to.

    I've been to OOPSLA a couple of times. Very enjoyable and informative. More recently, I just attended a "No Fluff, Just Stuff" conferences in Atlanta. Lots of good information, especially on Groovy and Grails.

  7. Kennedy Comment on UK Wants Huge Expansion In Offshore Wind Power · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good thing for the UK Teddy Kennedy doesn't own coastal property there. They'd be screwed.

  8. Re:Canadians and Free Speech on Canadian DMCA Bill Withdrawn · · Score: 1

    If the Canadian Islamic Council (CIC) gets its way, free speech will cease to exist in Canada.

    The CIC is making a bogus claim of religious and racial discrimination in order to persecute a writer, thereby launching a lawsuit on frivolous grounds. And what is the CIC complaining about? Why, writers who say that Muslims make bogus claims of religious and racial discrimination, in order to persecute writers, and launch lawsuits on frivolous grounds.

    There's an odd totalitarian circularity there.

    Best slap down the Muslim totalitarians now, before they pull a Rhineland, Poland, etc.

  9. They're not "Night Shining" on NASA Snaps Mysterious "Night-Shining" Clouds · · Score: 1

    They're mooning.

  10. Woo Hoo!!! on Robots That Bounce on Water · · Score: 1

    Wait 'til I get this out on the 'hooch!

    Hey y'all! Watch this!

  11. Oh, sorry. on Weird Science Offered As University Class · · Score: 1

    I thought this was about "Intelligent Design".

  12. Canadians and Free Speech on Canadian DMCA Bill Withdrawn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I hope Mark Steyn gets decent treatment: http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20071130_111821_7448

  13. Well, I feel bad. on Pleo Review - A Toy Robot Triumph? · · Score: 1

    There. Mission accomplished.

  14. Dinosaur robot overlords... on Pleo Review - A Toy Robot Triumph? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not terribly impressive. But maybe evolution will take care of that.

  15. It's all about completements and substitutes on AT&T Wireless Network Is Open Too · · Score: 1

    Take a look at Joel Spolsky's "Strategy Letter V": http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/StrategyLetterV.html

  16. Dingle berries, on Microfluidic Chips Made With Shrinky Dinks · · Score: 1

    Shit, these headlines just write themselves.

  17. Thanks. on Verizon Embraces Google's Android · · Score: 1

    You're pretty smart. Thanks.

  18. My hope... on An Acerbic Look At the Future of Reading · · Score: 1

    ...exactly.

  19. Meet the new Cult, Same as the old Cult on $360M Patent Suit Over iPhone Voicemail · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm let me soak in the juioe of your failings, Steve Jobs.

    (CARTMAN, YOU DUNB ASSHOLES!)

  20. Based on your advice... on Verizon Embraces Google's Android · · Score: 1

    I just ran my MetroPCS phone (Nokia 6255) over to T-Mobile. Despite your insightful post, they laughed at me.

    What now?

  21. Shakespeare a your back door.... on Alabama Schools to be First in US to Get XO Laptop · · Score: 1

    Well, thing was, not only did they do Shakespeare, they had actually heard of *other* playwrights.

    Yes, I know, completely shocking, but there you are. I mean, I got to hear about some guy called Ibsen, and another guy called The Idiot, but I may be getting my plays mixed up.

    After all, I was in Alabama.

  22. In other news... on An Acerbic Look At the Future of Reading · · Score: 1

    Wal-Mart Joins Amazon to Push Labels to Ditch DRM Once and For All: http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/drm-deathwatch/amazon-and-wal+mart-push-labels-to-ditch-drm-once-and-for-all-329105.php

    You can't write this shit.

  23. I submit, my liege. on Alabama Schools to be First in US to Get XO Laptop · · Score: 1

    You're a lot smarter than me.

    On an up-note, I'd encourage you to relocate to Alabama. You'd find a lot of peers there.

  24. Re:I can't wait!...Trouble is on BBC Rules That Wi-Fi Radiation Findings Were Wrong · · Score: 1, Troll

    I'm actually lying in bed, sucking down nyquil, and watching LOTR.

    So, don't taze me, bro!

    (Oh, global warming, imagination, figment of, one each...)

  25. Oh, come along now! on AT&T To Decommission Pay Phones · · Score: 1

    When I lead with a Lebowski quote, are you really expecting deep thought?

    That said, this is a momentous, well, moment. (BTW, that's an indirect Austin Powers reference.)

    (Thanks for killing the joke.)