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  1. Let Me Fix That For You on Buy an Elite HP PC, Get Your Own Support Staffer · · Score: 1

    "You'll have a specific entry-level drone in Argentina who reads off a script and tells you to reboot the machine."
    It will be so much more satisfying that way.

  2. Re:It's all the customers' fault... on AT&T On Data Throttling: Blame Yourselves · · Score: 1

    I accidentally read that as a "naked monkey grab" and was deeply troubled.

    I dare you to google the images for that, and it only counts if you're at work.

  3. Re:Definitions - Tricky Things on Is Agriculture Sucking Fresh Water Dry? · · Score: 1

    ... Nobody picks a spot in the middle of Nevada and says, hmm, how can I engineer a farm here...

    Actually, they do.

  4. Re:Definitions - Tricky Things on Is Agriculture Sucking Fresh Water Dry? · · Score: 1

    ...the vast majority of that "use" of water is rain that happens to fall on farmland...

    This growth pattern wasn't caused by rain falling on the farmland.

  5. Re:Quality Control on Xbox 360 Game Patching Costs $40,000 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has a pretty stringent testing requirement for patches. It's not as simple as slapping up a new binary to download.

    Clearly, you're only referring to patches provided by companies outside of Microsoft.

  6. Re:Well on Amazon Blocks Video Streaming On BlackBerry Tablet, Blames Apple · · Score: 1

    "physical buttons for media and volume"?
    Wow, I feel so inadequate now.

  7. Re:Senator Kay Hutchinson, representing Texas on Congress Warns NASA About Shortchanging SLS/Orion For Commercial Crew · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other words, "hands off my pork, dammit!".

    Which is why we should only elect Jews and Muslims. They hate pork.

  8. Re:Sounds completely logical on Oklahoma Politician Wants To Tax Violent Video Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    You misunderstood the article. The 1% will be used to pay bodyguards who will drag the kids outside then pound the crap out of anybody who tries to bully them.

  9. Re:not to mention... on Early Plants May Have Caused Massive Glaciation · · Score: 1

    It appears that you actually did mention it.

  10. Not Until Linux Quits Being Free on Why Linux Vendors Need To Sell More Than Linux · · Score: 1

    Most people (at least in my part of the world) have grown up with the expectation that "you get what you pay for". The corollary to that is that if something is free then it's worthless - regardless of whether people conciously think that. Yes, everybody wants a free Ferrari, but only because the value of the Ferrari has already been established by it's exhorbitant price. Quit giving Linux away, and set the price at $200/seat then you will see people start to be interested.

  11. Re:Pay attention, folks on UCSD Researchers Create Artificial Cell Membrane · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that stuff.
    Actually, I'm on the fence about antibiotics. There are those claims that they drive selection for resistant strains, so there's some hope there.

  12. Re:We're #1 on Pentagon: 30,000 Pound Bomb Too Small · · Score: 1

    If there's one area in which the US has maintained it's superiority in, it's killing people...

    You know what they say, "If you're good at something you should do it often".

  13. Occam's Razor on Ask Slashdot: How To Inform a Non-Techie About Proposed Copyright Laws · · Score: 3, Funny

    The simplest solution is usually the best.
    Just shoot him.

  14. Re:Pay attention, folks on UCSD Researchers Create Artificial Cell Membrane · · Score: 1

    I vote for the tin cans and plastic widgets. Curing every disease and prolonging life sound like really bad ideas. Surely even biotechs have seen that episode of Start Trek.

  15. Re:Common sense on Judge Denies Dismissal of No-Poach Conspiracy Case · · Score: 1

    So you're saying that if you worked for Pixar you would be perfectly happy that Lucasfilm can't come and make you a better offer.

  16. Re:Sanity to prevail? on Australia Likely To Get 18+ Game Rating · · Score: 1

    WOW! 194% of Australians are gamers!

  17. Re:University of Mom's Basement on BYU Prof. Says University Classrooms Will Be "Irrelevant" By 2020 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You shouldn't give credence to someone with a degree from the University of Mom's Basement. Nor should you give credence to someone with a degree from anywhere else. ...
    Personally, I kind of look down on people who stay in school. ...

    So what you're saying is that you were never quite able to finish that degree.

  18. When did this happen? on Slashdot Launches User Achievements · · Score: 1

    I didn't realize that WoW had overtaken Slashdot.
    I mean, like, when is the last time you heard about a website melting down because it was WoWed?

  19. Re:Flamebait +1 on The Technology Behind the Magic Yellow Line · · Score: 1

    The distinctive features of 'proper' Football are that the ball is spherical (not egg-shaped) and that the hands (including arms and shoulders) must not be used.

    So what game is the Goalie playing?

  20. A Little Confused on UN Plans Asteroid Response Framework · · Score: 1

    Does "asteroid-based threats" mean threats issued while the party making the threat is on an asteroid, or threats that indicate the use of an asteroid?

  21. Re:One HUNDRED Per Cent?? on Talk-Powered Cell Phones Won't Need Batteries · · Score: 1

    Well isn't it obvious? The baseline is about half of the efficiency of these new devices.
    Try to pay attention next time.

  22. Re:Isn't that overkill? on 1.4 Billion Pixel Camera To Watch For Asteroids · · Score: 1

    640k pixels is enough for anyone.

    Sorry, but nobody else had done it yet.

  23. Re:FP on SpaceX Successfully Tests Nine-Engine Cluster · · Score: 1

    What makes you think it didn't go anywhere? The thrust was diverted 90deg, so for 3 minutes it was exerting roughly 36 trillion lb/ft of torque on the planet. I don't know which way the diverter is aligned, so I can't tell you whether the conspiracy is to accelerate the Earth's rotation, decelerate it, or cause it to rotate sideways (that one would really suck).

  24. Re:extraterrestials FTW on Unix Dict/grep Solves Left-Side-of-Keyboard Puzzle · · Score: 1

    I don't know what keyboard you're using, but on mine the I and L keys are definitely on the right side. FTL

  25. Re:No!!!! on Physicist Admits Sending Space-Related Military Secrets To China · · Score: 1

    Not the CITPBODSEFTC100m3LHTVSCPVFI!!!!

    You missed the dash.
    It was CITPBO-DSEFTC100m3LHTVSCPVFI.
    CITPBODSEFTC100m3LHTVSCPVFI is still safe.