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  1. Re:MODULATE PARENT DOWN on MIT Everyware · · Score: 1
    Your spelling is atrocious. Is that intentional?
    If he had spelled "moderate" A-T-R-O-C-I-O-U-S I think even he might have noticed (but I could be wrong, his head-gap appear to be unusually large).

    --
    Parts of this posting is claimed by SCO, but they won't tell me what parts.

  2. Re:floppy disks on Say Goodbye To Your CD-Rs In Two Years? · · Score: 1
    Ummmm. Is that supposed to be green?
    Long story short the rule of thumb is like this: Green tentacles; climax in ~5 hours. Yellow tentacles ~20 hours. The DARK DARK Blue tentacles (not light blue, the only breed I know of like this is Venusians) *600* hours.

    So, yes, greed^Hn is good, but dark blue is *much* better.

  3. Re:floppy disks on Say Goodbye To Your CD-Rs In Two Years? · · Score: 1

    Ask them what they use for backups? (And they want to swap some p0rn.)

  4. Re:Cuneiform Tablets on Say Goodbye To Your CD-Rs In Two Years? · · Score: 1

    Actually, I only use the mylar punch tapes. Lasts forever, and doesn't break like the clay tablets.

  5. Protect the less abled members of society. on Louisiana Tries Anti-Spam Law · · Score: 1
    But according to media reports, some Louisiana-based spammers vow they have a way around the ban. They will originate messages through overseas Internet service providers. Louisiana officials say that won't matter -- the ban is directed at any messages aimed toward Louisiana e-mail addresses.
    and...
    * Outlaw the execution of the mentally retarded, to comply with state and U.S. Supreme Court decisions.
    "Oh, you are a Louisiana legislator? I guess we can't seek the death penalty then..."
  6. This guy hasn't been around todlers on Smart Kindergarten · · Score: 1

    - Objects, such as puzzle pieces or board games, will be wired
    - with sensors and used on task tables with magnetic systems
    - under them to track location and usage.

    "No Bill, you can't use those to build a tower, they are puzzle pieces and they only work on that table."

    "...and little Susan swalowed the letter 'Q' and it is now entering her lower intestine. Don't worry, we track stuff like this every day."

    "Luckilly the network crashed during nap, so there was hardly any work to re-enter positional data."

    PARENTS MUST TURN OFF CELLPHONES BEFORE ENTERING BUILDING!

    "My son has had serious problems with static cling since he started Kindergarten. Is it safe to use those anti-static wipes they hand out at school?"

    "Miss Ann!! Billy peed in the optical tracking array!"

  7. Re:Is Red Hat big enough to fight? on Red Hat Sues SCO, Sets Up Legal Fund · · Score: 1

    IBM = USA
    Microsoft = USA
    Red Hat = usa
    SCO = usa

  8. F22? on In-Flight Reboot? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Strange, my keyboard only has F1 through F12...

  9. Re:silver lining (Click YES!) on The RIAA Hit List - A Pattern Emerges? · · Score: 1

    Now please go and click on the "YES" button for all the "Was this review helpfull to you".

    (Yes, I know it will permanently tarnish my music taste in the eyes of the Amazon 'bots, but it *did* help me laugh harder than I have done in years...)

  10. Re:Ask Spike Jonze's son on Wrestler Maxx Payne Sues Game Publisher · · Score: 2, Informative

    Spike Jonze's son actually filed a comment with the court on behalf of TNN.

    He pointed out that he and his family had a film in the works about his father, and the name of the film was "Spike". Obviously he was concerned.

  11. USB on Turning Your Mac Into a Serial Console Server · · Score: 0

    I don't think OSX even runs on Macs that don't have USB (or can support a USB card.)