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The RIAA Hit List - A Pattern Emerges?

Desus writes "Slyck News seems to have found a pattern in just what files the RIAA is searching on to find offenders. It seems the RIAA is targeting a wide reach of music, including Hip Hop, R&B, Rap, Rock, Pop and Country songs. Artists such as Ludacris, Michael Jackson, NAS, Busta Rhymes, Keith Sweat and Musiq were very common throughout the subpoenas. They've even created a helpful chart showing exactly what artists and songs seem to get one flagged." Update: 07/31 13:12 GMT by H : Here's another source for the chart.

657 comments

  1. silver lining by Sad+Loser · · Score: 5, Funny


    So the message I am getting is
    'Listen to good music, and the RIAA will leave you alone'.
    I don't have a problem with that.

    Legal action is justified and actually desirable if it stops someone listening to 'Destiny's Child'.
    I rest my case, M'lud

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    1. Re:silver lining by lewiz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Didn't you figure it out yet? Not everybody has to like the same stuff you like. That's one of the good things about music; you can listen to what /you/ want!

      Okay, I'm not Destiny's Child song but that doesn't mean I want to stop other people listening to it. You should really think about what you're saying. Take it to the next logical step: nobody should eat this, drink that, drive whichever car. Hey! Wow, guess what? Isn't that a dictatorship, pretty much?

    2. Re:silver lining by josh+crawley · · Score: 5, Funny

      They'll get around to you eventually. John Tesh and David Hasselhoff remixes are just rather low on their hit-list right now.

    3. Re:silver lining by gloth · · Score: 5, Funny
      Legal action is justified and actually desirable if it stops someone listening to 'Destiny's Child'.

      Yeah, don't listen. But damn, those girls are hot, at least let me watch their videos ;)

    4. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Didn't you figure it out yet? It's a fucking joke.

    5. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first comment was, but the second wasn't.

    6. Re:silver lining by duck+'o+death · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Amen, brother.

      I've got a couple of friends running a couple of (very) small labels, and quite a few more in bands ... and their basic feeling about the whole thing is that sooner or later people might eventually clue in, realise they're risking jail time to listen to music that's worse than white noise on the cheap ...

      Basically, they think the shittier it is to listen to shitty music, all the better for them. They don't think that they'll be getting any of the money or the fame, but it'll bring a lot of actual spirit and dynamism back to the currently-small indie crowd.

      Maybe more than 1% of the N. Am. population will start to care about music again.

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    7. Re:silver lining by Marc2k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Not everybody has to like the same stuff you like."

      Very true, however, the original poster is *quite* correct here.

      Have you seen the list?
      Wham?

      I'm beginning to think they really *are* herding us towards greener pastures.

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    8. Re:silver lining by Victa · · Score: 1

      Yeah well not everybody has to lack a funnybone either...

      Jeez man, chill...

    9. Re:silver lining by The+Dobber · · Score: 4, Funny


      Wham? Fucking "Wham" is on the list. Christ almighty, why not the Partridge Family.

    10. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm watchin' I'm watchin'

      Fap-fap-fap-fap

    11. Re:silver lining by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

      Hmm...kind of like Microsoft did (and still does) to PC manufacturers?

      Sorry, there I go being all logical and stuff...

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    12. Re:silver lining by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1
      which once again proves my theory

      Germans love david Hasselhoff

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    13. Re:silver lining by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gosh i hope not, then i'd have to delete my copy of 'I Think I Love You'...

    14. Re:silver lining by Oz_mjk · · Score: 0

      I think the RIAA may have finally done something useful for a change. Many of the artists on the list were rappers and I for one am wholly against any band named Def Leppard. And Tool was nowhere to be found on the list, so I am ok!

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    15. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "WAAAA! Everyone rags on my shit taste in music and I don't understand why! You're all mean! Everything's just as good as everything else! WAAAA!"

    16. Re:silver lining by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      Well it was already pointed out that the parent you were reffing to was joking but even though it was a joke it does ring true to a degree. Everyone has there different taste in music and the RIAA is mainly targeting very popular main stream type stuff (The same crap that gets played 5 times a day 7 days a week on any big radio stations). I listen mostly to death/black metal and I am shure NONE of the stuff I listen to is on there "hit list". But this brings another point up, what are small and over seas record labels up to? An example of what I mean is I just downloaded the entire "The Berzerker" self titeld album off kazaa. Now the Berzerker is signed to Earache records which publishes mostly metal of different types. Is Earache part of the riaa somehow? And if not what does earache think of what I just did? It seems that the RIAA is just worried about there cash cow artists and not the nich stuff. Goes to show that they really dont give a shit about the artist (yes this has been proven many times but it is unfair to all musicians). Now dont go and think I just ripped off Earache and The Berzerker because Today I bought the album at a store that stocks hard to find music that doesent line the shelves of Tower Records, FYE or Sam Goody etc... And what about other record companies like Century and Metal Blade? does the RIAA care about them? The answer is probably a big FUCK NO but what do you expect. So I guess as long as everybody starts listening to stuff that the local radio stations dont play out in about a week we all should be fine. So if you want to check out a pretty damn good death metal band check out The Berzerker... at least the RIAA cant sue you for trading that band.

    17. Re:silver lining by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 0, Troll

      you are a tool

    18. Re:silver lining by invultor · · Score: 2, Funny

      I doubt Christ would have any clue about this. You should direct this type of inquery to Satan, as he works intimately with the RIAA.

    19. Re:silver lining by rnturn · · Score: 3, Insightful
      ``Have you seen the list? Wham?''

      Yah. And why no mention of Metallica? Heck, weren't they one of the RIAA's prime examples of artists (Metallica artists... I crack myself up.) who were being harmed by all this music trading.

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    20. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow, they forgot to include the ever popular "Wake Me Up Before You GoGo." Good news for future 'Wham!' tribute days and those who wish to do the jitterbug.

    21. Re:silver lining by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      the RIAA is mainly targeting very popular main stream type stuff

      Who do they think they are kidding? The RIAA pretty much only publish mainstream stuff. I've just been looking at the CD labels I've bought over the last year, and none of them are RIAA members.

      Maybe it's a conspiracy on the part of real musicians, let's see:

      1. Prod RIAA into prosecuting anyone with pedestrian tastes in music...
      2. Said miscreants go directly to jail.
      3. ...?
      4. Err...damn, I don't see where the profit comes from :-)

    22. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whew - at least the WHAM RAP isn't listed! I guess I'm safe :)

      Now everybody say -

      WHAM!
      BAM!
      I Am
      A Man
      Job or no job, you can't tell me that I'm not

      DO!
      YOU!
      Enjoy what you do?
      If not
      Just stop
      Uhh...

      On second thought, nevermind...

    23. Re:silver lining by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      I'm so tired of elitist bullshit like this.

      Just because the musicians you like haven't signed with a major label doesn't make them any better musicians than those that did sign.

      Just remember...before many of todays headliners were signed with a major label making the big bucks, they were doing the "indy" thing, doing gigs where they could find them in order to pay the bills...just like band X that you think is Christ incarnate because they play at your local pub every weekend.

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    24. Re:silver lining by Publicus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My thoughts were, these are the kinds of songs that people download because they aren't going to buy a crappy CD just for one song. Too bad the RIAA doesn't get the drift.

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    25. Re:silver lining by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More people would buy the album if they couldn't download the one good song on it. This is what the RIAA wants. They don't want to sell you an album you are going to treasure and listen to 1000 times. They want to sell you an album you listen to twice and forget about when the next candy ass pop star releases more junk.

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    26. Re:silver lining by taernim · · Score: 1

      I think listening to John Tesh or David Hasselhoff songs are arrestable offences as it is...

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    27. Re:silver lining by __aamkky7574 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember that lil' Avril when she was 8 years old, touring clubs and carrying equipment like a true roadie.... P.

    28. Re:silver lining by simong_oz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Metallica artists... I crack myself up

      Metallica stopped being artists the moment they made Load (should have added "of Absolute Shite" to the title), possibly even the black album, and started seeing too many dollar signs. It's amazing how many people I've spoken to who were long time fans of the band from the Kill 'Em All days hate them with a passion now because they sold out. Talk about alienating your original fanbase.

      Yeh, offtopic I know but it was a necessary rant.

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    29. Re:silver lining by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is a problem with Metallica now (I'm not talking about music quality, you can argue that amongst yourselves). Since the realease of St Anger there are legal Metallica MP3s available to anyone who bought the album at www.metallicavault.com with the encouragement, from the band, to download, burn and share (Oh, and "kick ass" too, aparently). I think in some ways the band may be trying to atone for their heavy handedness over Napster (or at least win back a few hearts and minds). SInce these are live versions of their album songs, it could be trickier to prove that people sharing were doing something illegal.

      The acoustic versions of Four Horsemen and Motorbreath are well worth getting ;)

      Goblin

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    30. Re:silver lining by __aamkky7574 · · Score: 4, Funny
      >WHAM!
      >BAM!
      >I Am
      >A Man

      Excuse me, I believe you are indulging in P2P lyrics sharing, you copyright terrorist! Don't you realise that by repeating Wham! lyrics, you are stealing money from Andy Ridgeley, who can barely afford to feed himself?

      Please hand yourself over to Gruppenpanzergeneral Ashcroft at your nearest RIAA Detention Booth.

      Thank you for your cooperation, citizen.

      P.

    31. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look! it's a turd lover! it's a turd lover! He likes listening to shit! Please, go listen to your blink 182, wham, & linkin park. Crank it up loud for everyone to know what you like. Really, no ones laughing at you...

    32. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck of, FUCKING ASSHOLE

      Now go and keep asking shit questions in Freenode's #FreeBSD.

      Brett Glass

    33. Re:silver lining by johndoejersey · · Score: 1

      unfortunately, youve just typed a load of drivvel.

      Earache are owned by sony. Digby Pearson sold his soul years ago.

    34. Re:silver lining by AtariKee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Elitist? Because people don't listen to the same regurgitated, marketed-to-death CRAP? That makes them elitist? Am I an "elitist" because I spurn Linkin Park and Slipknot for bands like Napalm Death and Morbid Angel? Bands that were playing EXACTLY what these bands play, oh... TEN YEARS AGO?!?!

      Because one doesn't buy into the marketing, has different tastes than you, and refuses to follow/live/emulate the "stars" of today does NOT make them elitist. That's like saying I'm elitist because I would rather drive a Camry than an Excursion or some other SUV (and to be clear, I could care less what people drive).

      Not everyone can handle the fluff and pap that gets shoveled down our throats on a daily basis. Not all bands and artists follow the same path that you outlined in your last paragraph. Not everything is as black and white and you make it out to be.

      You don't happen to go around calling people who disagree with you "liberals", do you? :)

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    35. Re:silver lining by los+furtive · · Score: 1

      Take it easy cowboy. He was making a joke. Get that stick our of your ass.

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    36. Re:silver lining by Seek_1 · · Score: 1

      Why the hell is this Flamebait?? He's 100% correct here...

    37. Re:silver lining by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      That looks more like a "let's see if we can collect the names and addresses of our fans" than an attempt to be cool. I mean. If I just paid for the CD, why not put those on the CD, either as added tracks, or as MP3s?

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    38. Re:silver lining by xThinkx · · Score: 1

      I agree with parent & grandparent, that's the truth, not flamebait.

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    39. Re:silver lining by turgid · · Score: 1
      And why no mention of Metallica?

      Perhaps they're going after the more popular Country and Western acts first?

    40. Re:silver lining by xThinkx · · Score: 1

      Odd that you should mention such examples

      I too hate Linkin Park (and Korn, Limp Bizkit, and any other nu metal band) and Slipknot, and I too listen to Nampalm Death and Morbid Angel, among other good metal(and hardcore) bands. Oddly enough, I drive a Camry.

      Anyone who has done research into cars and realizes that there is a pretty much 0% chance you will need a car that can A) do 0-60 in a blink of an eye or B)Go "offroading" in your SUV (certain models excluded, I understand offroading in Jeeps, and older model Broncos and Blazers) will pretty much be drawn to two options A) Camry or B)Accord. NOT because they are marketed well, but because in NUMEROUS reviews they plain outscore the competition.

      Really and truthfully, I'm not a car guy either, I just want the best value for what I'm paying for, but MORE importantly, I apply that same want for value out of music. Besides the $750 - $150,000 that the RIAA says the latest N*sync Song is worth, what is it really worth, do you feel enlightened, did you learn something, were you motivated? NO. Now, listen to Shai Hulud's "That Within Blood Ill Tempered", and tell me that it's not at least somewhat enlightening.

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    41. Re:silver lining by hankaholic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Metalliwho? They still make music?

      Seriously, I think that by pissing off so many with the high-and-mighty act in regards to Napster and music sharing in general they've managed to cut themselves off from a large audience.

      Had they not been jackasses about the whole situation I'd be inclined to fire up WinMX and give their new stuff a listen, just to see what the bad-boys-gone-pop have been up to lately. There are a lot of people I know that have not heard the new Metallica stuff, but might give it a listen if somebody mentioned having heard it and liked it.

      Peer-to-peer file sharing is a great marketing tool, although one that's hard to control. Metallica cut themselves off from a lot of word-of-mouth, and since I don't hear their music on any of the radio stations I listen to while in the car, they're in practically the same position as other bands who can't get played on the radio: their work is unheard of, and a little word of mouth would go a long way.

      Metallica took a moral stand against the free advertising P2P provided. I'm letting them have their moral stand, and I'm sure they'd be interested to know that it's that very moral stand which is preventing them from getting the advertising they might have gotten when people shared mix tapes in the '80s*, or when they swapped files in the late '90s forward.

      * Ahh, mix tapes. The seek time sucked, but how nice is it to fit media in your pocket? I wonder about the utility of a mini-disc drive for the PC...

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    42. Re:silver lining by MMaestro · · Score: 1
      it was the combination of Busta and additional artists that triggered the bot.

      Apparently, yes. Alternative music2win?

    43. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the second one was true .

    44. Re:silver lining by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " Elitist? Because people don't listen to the same regurgitated, marketed-to-death CRAP?"........."Because one doesn't buy into the marketing, has different tastes than you, and refuses to follow/live/emulate the "stars" of today does NOT make them elitist. "

      One is not elitist because they listen to different music, one is elitist because they put down another person's music just because they 'don't like it' or in your case, consider it 'regurgitated, marketed-to-death-CRAP'. While I dislike the vast majority of music being put out today, and while I do feel it is being shoved down our throats, I do not call it CRAP because that would make me elitist. Keep in mind, they probably hate your music just as much as you hate theirs. But be aware that when it comes to bashing on music, the people who tend to do the most are the ones who listen to the rarer more unheard of music, not the ones that listen to the more mainstream music. They are also the ones who use their taste of music to put down others who don't share their taste.

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    45. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut themselves off from a large audience? Did you notice they were headlining an arena tour right now.

    46. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides Wham, look at some of the others: Spice Girls, MC Hammer? Think I should sing 2 Legit 2 Quit when they serve a subpeona?

    47. Re:silver lining by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Again, as reiterated throughout the threads, just because you don't like a music doesn't mean you should be "against" it.

      Just don't listen to it, you don't have to be a prick about it.

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    48. Re:silver lining by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      I'd hardly put Morbid Angel and Napalm Death in the same genre as Linkin Park and Slipknot....

      Morbid Angel and Napalm Death were never really in the mainstream simply because they are considered 'death metal'. (a not very clear genre, but you get the picture) That type of music isn't played on the radio, except during the whee hours of the morning when some channels have their "uber super heavy duty metal hour" or something to that effect.

      And yes.. I've heard Napalm Death on one of those shows :P

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    49. Re:silver lining by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      More people would buy the album if they couldn't download the one good song on it. This is what the RIAA wants ...you to THINK.

    50. Re:silver lining by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that you don't need to learn something when you listen to music, right? You realize it's for entertainment value, right?

      I for one don't go into a record store and walk up to a the person saying, "pardon me, but the content on this disc, how enlightening might I find it? Would you mind if I sampled a tidbit of information from the disc to find it to my intellectual prowess?"

      No.. you pretty much sample it to see if you like the songs beat, lyrics, etc...
      I'll admit, it's nice to hear bands that have inspiring lyrics like Midnight Oil, or Megadeth. However, that doesn't mean I'm pompous enough to say that's all I listen to and that everything else has no right to exist.

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    51. Re:silver lining by hankaholic · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't, and neither did anyone else I'd asked.

      Let's delve into fuzzy math. What's twice as big as a large audience?

      That's right, a larger audience.

      So it's entirely possible for them to lose a large audience, and still have enough to headline a tour.

      That doesn't mean that they couldn't have made more had they not cut off some people who might otherwise buy a t-shirt or attend a show.

      There are always bigger venues. Until they're selling out stadiums like the Rolling Stones and others have done, there's always room for more profit. Even if they did sell out stadiums, they would realize that alienating fans probably won't gain them much love.

      Why do I reply to AC posters?

      Ugh.

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    52. Re:silver lining by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Balls.

      There's none more closed-minded than the teenybopper weaned on Smash Hits and The Box. You try getting them to listen to something that you know they'd like, because basically it's a far better-realised take on what they "choose" to listen to themselves. It's like trying to get a child to eat their greens. They'll dismiss it because they haven't heard of it, because MTV (or whoever, I know MTV doesn't actually play any music these days) hasn't told them they should like it. How's that any different to some indier-than-thou NME-reading arsehole that insists that anything in the charts must be shite?

      Duke Ellington had it right once and for all: There's only two types of music: Good and bad. And sure, it's largely opinion, but there are absolutes in this world: Westlife are undeniably shite, and Ella Fitzgerald is undeniably a genius.

      Yeah, moderators, I know it's offtopic. But so what? There's only two types of posts: Good and bad...

    53. Re:silver lining by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      You're being elitist by picking and choosing which songs/artists it's "ok" for the RIAA to target users by and which ones it's not.

      To say one cares about privacy rights, due process, the unconstitutionality of the DMCA, etc., when the RIAA targets you because of songs you share...but you don't care if they target users that share Brittney Spears (et al) - is blatant hypocrisy.

      Either you care about the constitutionality of the RIAA's actions or you don't. Don't turn this into a "my music is better than your music" elitist argument. It has no place here.

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    54. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I remember correctly, Metallica unlike most bands owns the rights to their songs and albums, not the record companies. Since the RIAA represents the labels...

    55. Re:silver lining by jafuser · · Score: 1

      I think this is the core reason why the RIAA is being so stubborn.

      They have enjoyed this luxury for far too long, and that is why they insist upon legacy distribution, for if they were to start distributing their wares on the net, they would no longer be able to sell one or two songs for $15 (along with 10 songs of "filler" packing material)

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    56. Re:silver lining by gadwale · · Score: 2, Funny

      Any mention of Hasselhoff should include these links to Amazon reviews of his CD..

      Review 1
      Review 2

      689 amazing reviews

      Absolutely hilarious!

      - Adi Gadwale.

    57. Re:silver lining by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      How depressing. You don't account for the best selling car in the world? It's cheaper than the Camry or the Accord, and it has fantastic gas mileage.

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    58. Re:silver lining by jimsum · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why anyone would buy music from an artist than can only manage one or two good songs. I prefer to buy CD's that have no filler, and if for some reason I am interested in the latest song from a one-hit wonder, I'll get tired of it long before they stop playing it on the radio.

      In fact, I don't see any reason to buy top 40 hits. When they stop playing them on the new hits stations, they'll just start playing them on the classic hits stations.

      It seems to me that the only music you need to own is the stuff they don't hype on the radio or with videos. The only stuff you need to buy is exactly the "filler" that nobody plays for you.

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    59. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because they don't listen to "indie" rock doesn't mean they listen to bad music.

      Infact, most "indie" rock is pretty terrible, which is why it's "indie" to begin with.

    60. Re:silver lining by jafac · · Score: 1

      " . . . But damn, those girls are hot,. . . ."

      You know, that whole concept is lost to me, ever since the advent of freely accessible pr0n on the internet. I mean, REALLY. What's so sexy about these chicks shaking their bootys at the camera in short-shorts, when you can see the real thing in full 24-bit color glory? For free.

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    61. Re:silver lining by crucini · · Score: 1

      I think the animosity which you are calling elitism comes from a contempt for the mind that surrenders so supinely to corporate powers. Let's say that Bob listens to some pop, claims he "likes" it, claims he has his own independent taste in music and it's sheer coincidence that everything he "likes" was heavily marketed to him. Some of us suspect that the very music Bob "likes" he could well have disliked if it were never signed to a major label. We think Bob is not in control of his though processes - a man who has surrendered man's prerogative to think for himself. Thus the contempt, translated as "elitism".

    62. Re:silver lining by laparker · · Score: 1

      How do they feel about their music being shared online? Small indie labels must feel some effect from file sharing since the nature of the net is to connect disperse fans. Some small labels that reach a certain level of popularity or critical admiration (e.g. Constellation) may find their whole catalogs available on line. Do your friends see this as positive or negative?

    63. Re:silver lining by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I think you might be correct that it is not necessarily the music, but contempt for the person who buys it simply because of successful marketing. Thank you for making an intelligent post as opposed to the borderline-trollish postings of Bertie on this topic.

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    64. Re:silver lining by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "How's that any different to some indier-than-thou NME-reading arsehole that insists that anything in the charts must be shite?"

      Its different because they don't insult your music, they just say they don't like it. On the otherhand, here you are stating:

      "And sure, it's largely opinion, but there are absolutes in this world: Westlife are undeniably shite, and Ella Fitzgerald is undeniably a genius."

      There is not good and bad music, the world is not black and white. There is music people like, and music people don't like, and that varies from person to person. Who are you to say that Westlife is bad, and Ella Fitzgerald is good? Many people may agree, but there are people who care nothing for Ella Fitzgerald, and greatly enjoy Westlife.

      So why don't you drop your whole argument, because things are not black and white like you seem to believe they are. Once again, who are YOU to make that decision? O yes, I forgot, an elitist troll.

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    65. Re:silver lining by Warlover · · Score: 1

      Three cheers for elitist bullshit!

      The whole premise of the punk movement was that music made in a garage sounds better than music made in a mansion. True then. True now.

      With digital recording technology coming down to the everyday retail level, in a few years you will see an explosion of homemade rock n roll made by folks with day jobs.

      Yes, some of it will suck. But much of it will embarrass "professional rock stars" that couldn't survive 10 minutes without their RIAA-funded marketing departments.

      The golden age of rock n roll is happening right here, right now and right under our noses for anyone willing to venture outside of the Clear Channel lowest common denominator radio ghetto.

      Hey it's your choice. Nickeback & Creed. Or Guided By Voices & Wilco.

    66. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This attitude is almsot the definition of elitist. You think yourself superior because of your musical tastes. Implying that the tastes of Linkin Park and Slipknot fans are somehow musically and intellectually inferior to you by their not realizing how much crap is being shoved down their throats (an act left only for wise souls such as yourself who know what REAL metal should sound like) is a prime example of elitism.

    67. Re:silver lining by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      There is music we like and music we don't like - whether or not it's from a major label band or an "indy." Do I like everything played by Clear Channel? Nope. Do I like everything I hear from indy artists? Nope.

      It's subjective, and if you're an adult and don't understand that by now, you're probably in for a sad existence.

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    68. Re:silver lining by cens0r · · Score: 1

      Don't let guided by voices fuel you. Quantity != Quality.

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    69. Re:silver lining by cens0r · · Score: 1

      You my friend are a genius. This is the same opinion I have. If there's only one good song on an album, I'm going to hear that song enough times on the radio or TV to be sick of it fairly soon. No need to buy the album or a single for that matter. Now when a quality album comes out, then I have a reason to buy it.

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    70. Re:silver lining by AtariKee · · Score: 1

      My apologies for forgetting to put "in my opinion" in there somewhere. I guess I shouldn't always assume that people will figure out that I'm not trying to state fact when I say something is crap. To each his own, as far as I'm concerned. But don't call me an elitist when i listen to music outside the mainstream and THINK that popular music is crap. It's just my opinion, and I don't mean it in some lame contrarian way. After all, I *am* allowed to think that way. There aren't any thought police around these parts, are there? :)

      As my boss says about our interns, "These Sensitive Sallys *really* need to settle down!"

      :)

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    71. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah Norm McDonald, how I miss you.

    72. Re:silver lining by InferiorFloater · · Score: 1

      What I find interesting is how the Metallica backlash affected the tactics the RIAA is adopting now. They saw that goading their artists to speak out against filesharing had a perceptibly negative impact on the artists image, so now there's no artists offically attached to the RIAA's actions. I guess their logic is that it'd be hard for people to boycott every label involved with the RIAA.

      It's also pretty interesting that the RIAA has basically abandoned any attempts to sway the public to their point of view, instead approaching the problem using only intimidation. This seems like a strategy that could backfire in the long term.

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    73. Re:silver lining by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I don't like dragging this out longer than it already is...but you are correct, you should NEVER assume people will figure out what you are stating is opinion and not fact. How was I supposed to think that you were stating your opinion in the following:

      "Duke Ellington had it right once and for all: There's only two types of music: Good and bad. And sure, it's largely opinion, but there are absolutes in this world: Westlife are undeniably shite, and Ella Fitzgerald is undeniably a genius."

      So, lets end this discussion, and in the future, don't go saying one thing while claiming you meant something else, its a bad habit that can get you into trouble in life.

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    74. Re:silver lining by geekoid · · Score: 1

      imagine that, the music industry makes money selling 'rebellian', and , "Sex, drugs and rock-n-roll" is have its customer rebel. hmm, who would have thunk.
      well, I do, but I don't mean in the programing sense of the word.

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    75. Re:silver lining by duck+'o+death · · Score: 1

      Most of my friends are in sub-Constellation-level bands, and I can guarantee dollars to donuts that their songs aren't being traded widely, if at all, on Kazaa or the like. At that level, any word of mouth is good; in other words, if someone has an opportunity to hear one of their songs, that's one more chance for a sale.

      That said, most of the band members (and the label owners themselves) are pretty set against music piracy and filesharing; they *do* identify with other artist/musicians, and they like to see them repaid for their hard work. I don't think they'd get too broken up about Britney's loss of sales, but if someone fucks with Constellation (my favorite label by far, by the way, and for that you're on my friends list) they would definitely *not* be impressed.

      Maybe that's splitting hairs a little too fine; I think though it basically comes down to what's good for them in the position they're in, but more importantly what it does for the growth of the scene.

      For what it's worth, I *have* downloaded some Do Make Say Think from Soulseek (there's a lot out there) ... but it's only been live shows, since I have all their albums anyway (I actually bought "... the Landlord is Dead" twice due to major crackage). I also go to any Constellation shows whenever they're in my neck of the woods, and encourage as many folks as I can to go see them ... and buy CD's direct. Loving, inviting, *exciting* music scene Good; trading Good music scene music like a shill BAD.

      What I think, anyway.

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    76. Re:silver lining by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      not true.
      all stduies have shown, getting released through p2p increases sales.
      Almost every emmnemm song was on a p2p before his album was released. It went platinum in what, a weekend?
      If it is a good song, people will buy it.

      yes I understand its counter intuitive, but thats is just one of many things that are counter intuitive. Like owning ideas.

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    77. Re:silver lining by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Honestly, the last Metallica album I was willing to listen to was the black album... and the black album didn't qualify as hard rock.

      Metallica killed themselves by tossing their fans out the window and changing their style of music... they tried to become modern and instead turned themselves into another wannabe band of today. They were bound to lose even their most dedicated fans of yesterday that still kept them going, the fans they gained by going soft are same tag alongs that jump from wannabe band to wannabe band Metallica must not have realized the sales gained from them were transiant and not something they could count on.

      Their P2P stance was just a final straw.

    78. Re:silver lining by marko123 · · Score: 1

      Damn! You have taken one of my favourite Don Martin cartoon sounds and perverted it.

      Then again, I imagine you with big eyes, hair sticking out the side of your head, and big feet that fold in the middle.

      Gronk that in your Potrzebie!

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    79. Re:silver lining by AtariKee · · Score: 1

      "So, lets end this discussion, and in the future, don't go saying one thing while claiming you meant something else, its a bad habit that can get you into trouble in life."

      Gladly. But before I go, I want to make a couple of points. Verbalized opinion vs written opinion are two different animals. And I sure as hell didn't get where I'm at by "saying one thing while claiming you meant something else". So your advice, while somewhat helpful to those of late elementary and junior high school age, and perhaps even to those a little less educated, means exactly nothing to me.

      And I wasn't the one who posted that Duke Ellington quote. Check the post again.

      Just so you know :)

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    80. Re:silver lining by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is clearly music popular with teens that they are targeting. Teens are also the ones they want to sell CDs to at outrageously inflated prices. An industry that exists to rip off children is a public nusiance. Boycott the recording industry. Don't buy CDs.

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    81. Re:silver lining by Super+Greek · · Score: 1

      ya I think all this Kazaa lawsuit shit is really gay, but who the hell is "Wham"? Anyway, lets hope good music continues to go un-tagged

    82. Re:silver lining by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      I was floored by the first review. David Hasselhof is DEAD? When the hell did that happen?

    83. Re:silver lining by xnixman · · Score: 1

      Amen...The wife and I were driving the other day and heard a single from their new album...We were fans in the 80's and early 90's...

      No shit, when the announcer said the crappy song we were listening to was Metallica my wife said, "Well, I guess they won't have to worry about people copying their music anymore."

      I about ran off the road laughing.

      Dan

    84. Re:silver lining by mink · · Score: 1

      sometimes I find the good songs ont he album are not the ones that get radio play.

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    85. Re:silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't make money and still make good music

      "Black" was there best :| sorry

  2. Chart link is an excel document by Smack · · Score: 0, Troll

    Surprise!

    1. Re:Chart link is an excel document by VP · · Score: 3, Funny

      An even bigger surprise was that when I clicked it, Gnumeric started up and opened it without complaints...

    2. Re:Chart link is an excel document by elmegil · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What's your point? OpenOffice and StarOffice open the doc just fine.

      What I find irritating is that the "number of times" field ought to be it's own column in the spreadsheet so you can actually sort the frigging list.

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    3. Re:Chart link is an excel document by bsd+troll · · Score: 0

      Good news: 95% of Slashdot readers use Windows and can use the free Excel Document Viewer.

      And I mean that free as in the classic term, like you know, before it was hijacked.

    4. Re:Chart link is an excel document by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that now that I've rebooted into linux, I can't get the file.

    5. Re:Chart link is an excel document by elmegil · · Score: 1

      can't get it because...?? Several people have noted getting it not only with Open/StarOffice but also with KDE's spreadsheet and Gnumeric. Seems unlikely they're using winblows....

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    6. Re:Chart link is an excel document by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      Probably the same reason I can't get it. The server appears to be /.ed.

    7. Re:Chart link is an excel document by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 1

      Nevermind, I was just impatient. The problem wasn't opening the file, it was getting the file.

    8. Re:Chart link is an excel document by eddie+can+read · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll need a moment to download Excel from Kazaa.

    9. Re:Chart link is an excel document by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Why use a spreadsheet at all when ascii will do just as well?

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    10. Re:Chart link is an excel document by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I mean that free as in the classic term, like you know, before it was hijacked.

      So you mean 'free as in passengers just before a hijacking takes place'?

    11. Re:Chart link is an excel document by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know free as in cost, the way the rest of the world refers to free software. Surely you have met some of these people who make up the rest of the world, right?

    12. Re:Chart link is an excel document by rkz · · Score: 1

      That is insanely stupid putting what could easily be displayed in a HTML quite easily, into a fucking excel file.

    13. Re:Chart link is an excel document by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Someone in the Slyck forum converted it to plain text. But it opens fine in OpenOffice.org.

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    14. Re:Chart link is an excel document by toddestan · · Score: 1

      If you are using Windows, just go grab Excel Viewer. Even with OpenOffice on my computer, it's an invalueable little tool, especially since it's very quick to load. Same with Word Viewer.

    15. Re:Chart link is an excel document by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Because ASCII isn't sortable by different columns and rows.

      Symantics, really.

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    16. Re:Chart link is an excel document by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Actually if you're willing to screw around with awk enough, ascii IS sortable by different columns & rows, but that's way more work than necessary, especially if they already put it in a spreadsheet.

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    17. Re:Chart link is an excel document by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Use awk.

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    18. Re:Chart link is an excel document by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Actually if your willing type a line in sed it's sortable as well ;) 70% of the time when people use awk, they are trying to code what is already possible with sed. Sadly awk is overrated and over-used, even by those who know how to use sed.

  3. blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone should listen to AFI. Are they in the chart? (i dont have excel)

  4. I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So the big surprise is that the RIAA is going after people who illicitly share a wide selection of their songs. As opposed to only targeting those people who illicitly share Eminem and Madonna. How shocking.

    Really, what is the point to this article?

    1. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that Jackasses like you can pontificate, fucktard

    2. Re:I don't get it. by SharpFang · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Wide but fixed. They don't pick completely at random from ALL they have. They made a list of certain titles (quite many but far from "all".) and screw you up if you have anything from the list. So theoretically if you share anything but that, you're safe.

      Practically, once the secret list got compromised, they will change it.

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  5. excel sucks by tedtimmons · · Score: 5, Informative
    I have the lists on my site:

    http://perljam.net/misc/p2p/

    Most popular:

    Busta Rhymes Pass the Courvoisier (12)
    Avril Lavigne Losing Grip (8)
    Avril Lavigne Complicated (6)
    Incubus Nice to Know You (6)
    Marvin Gaye Lets Get It On (6)
    Musiq Halfcrazy (6)
    Tracy Chapman Fast Car (6)

    -ted

    1. Re:excel sucks by TechnoGrl · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK so I guess I'm safe with my William Shatner Sings The Blues collection, right?

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    2. Re:excel sucks by tedtimmons · · Score: 1

      Listening to William Shatner is a felony in Texas, I think.

    3. Re:excel sucks by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Busta Rhymes Pass the Courvoisier (12)
      Avril Lavigne Losing Grip (8)
      Avril Lavigne Complicated (6)
      Incubus Nice to Know You (6)
      Marvin Gaye Lets Get It On (6)
      Musiq Halfcrazy (6)
      Tracy Chapman Fast Car (6)"

      I'm sure it's just me, but seeing that list made me laugh. It looks like a fairly complete description of a computer-generated attempt at coming up with dialogue for a lame pick-up artist and his drunken prey who is losing her grip on reality and having a hard time focusing:

      She: "Pass the Courvoisier."
      He: "Nice to know you."
      She: "Complicated."
      He: "Fast car."
      She: "Losing grip."
      He: "Let's get it on."
      She: "Halfcrazy."

    4. Re:excel sucks by eddie+can+read · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the list. I'm always on the lookout for the latest musical trends. Any advice on how input this list to Kazaa en masse so I don't have to spend hours keying in individual songs?

    5. Re:excel sucks by hcetSJ · · Score: 1

      I'm just surprised that William Shatner "sings"

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    6. Re:excel sucks by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      He doesn't.

    7. Re:excel sucks by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      Aw, crap, I own most of those. But, like most music I own, I don't listen to it, or share it, or recommend it to others. (I get it because my kid thinks it might be ok...


      Thank god for "buy 1 and get 11 free" (free as in $3 S&H ea, free).

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    8. Re:excel sucks by EinarH · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet its only a mather of time before some entrprising reader throws togheter a "Top 30 RIAA HIT HIT LIST -Music that suck" ; makes a torrent out of it and then upload it to suprnova.org or something.

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    9. Re:excel sucks by Servo · · Score: 1

      No one is safe with William Shatner Sings The Blues! You don't need a lawyer, you need your head examined.

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    10. Re:excel sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just

      surprised

      that

      Willam Shatner

      sings

    11. Re:excel sucks by mbadolato · · Score: 2, Funny
      OK so I guess I'm safe with my William Shatner Sings The Blues collection, right?

      Yes, but all bets are off with Leonard Nimoy singing The Ballad of Bilbo Baggin

    12. Re:excel sucks by Kris_J · · Score: 0, Troll
      Thanks.

      Doesn't look like I have, or want, a single track in that list. But I already knew that P2P doesn't typically have songs I'm actually interested in.

    13. Re:excel sucks by duffhuff · · Score: 1

      OK so I guess I'm safe with my William Shatner Sings The Blues collection, right?

      So long as you don't listen to it while watching the Star Wars: Holiday Special, you should be alright.

      Mixing those two, especially the part where Carrie Fisher (high on drugs) sings, is liable to kill you outright. The human body simply can't abide two people from two immensly popular science fiction / fantasy series' singing so badly at the same time.

      In fact, it's best if you don't even keep such items in the same room.

    14. Re:excel sucks by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      Doesn't the list the parent posted read like an interesting story?

      Busta Rhymes and Avril Lavigne are sipping on some Courvoisier.

      Avril gets a little tipsy and begins to lose her grip. Her head is spinning and decides things are getting a little complicated, so she tells Busta "Nice to know you, but goodbye."

      Busta says "Uh-uh...let's get it on, baby!" Avril thinks "man, this guy is halfcrazy!"

      She runs to the parking lot, where Tracy Chapman gives her a ride to safety in her fast car.

      Or, maybe it's just late and I'm a little imaginative.

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    15. Re:excel sucks by CrazyWingman · · Score: 1

      First, thanks for posting a text version of this list! Second, anyone else find it strange that Metallica is not on the list? I haven't listened to their new St. Anger album yet, so I can't say, "It's great, I can't believe people aren't downloading it." I just figured that with all of their dealings with Napster, they'd have all of their songs on this search list. Alrhtough, I guess the site does say that they had only checked 50-100 subpoenas, so maybe the other ~900 contain all the Metallica songs.

    16. Re:excel sucks by echucker · · Score: 1

      Actually, so does the guy who created the spreadsheet. The artist, track, and number of times on the list should all appear in separate columns to make sorting the data worthwhile.

    17. Re:excel sucks by ThePilgrim · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, his version of lucy in the sky with diamonds is a clasic to die for.

      Oh sorry that should have read ...
      is a clasic to die befor

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    18. Re:excel sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "OK so I guess I'm safe with my William Shatner Sings The Blues collection, right?"

      Wrong. Nobody is safe with a William Shatner Album.

    19. Re:excel sucks by 3dr · · Score: 1

      To die for... you got that right!

      Rocketman!

    20. Re:excel sucks by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Only if you don't listen to it. THAT can be hazardous.

    21. Re:excel sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing about the metallica album is this...it's terrible. I downloaded it and deleted it after one listen. Was hoping for more with the flesh blood having done such interesting work in the past. Only turns out that I'm now dissapointed on the behalf of Robert Trujillo for joining a band that is below him.

  6. I'm glad that most of those bands are millionares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Because I don't listen to them. Instead I steal music from unknown bands who don't make money off their music.

    I'm so glad the RIAA is protecting the millionares and not the people who really suffer from piracy.

  7. Aaaaaaah! :-) by writermike · · Score: 1

    No Commodores
    No L.T.D.
    No McFadden and Whitehead
    No Ashford and Simpson
    No Gap Band

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  8. xls? by revmoo · · Score: 1

    Someone want to convert the chart into a format the rest of us can read?

    I'm interested, but I'm not a ms office whore :)

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    1. Re:xls? by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      KSpread will open it just fine.... I don't know what you're trying to use.

    2. Re:xls? by Winterblink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's the matter, you can't import/convert it?

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    3. Re:xls? by brooks_talley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, you just want to use the labor of someone who you consider to be a whore, so you can keep your pristine innocence. That's very noble.

      Cheers
      -b

    4. Re:xls? by CanSpice · · Score: 2, Informative

      OpenOffice worked just fine opening it.

    5. Re:xls? by 1010011010 · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Linking directly to an Excel spreadsheet *is* kind of lame.

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    6. Re:xls? by 1010011010 · · Score: 5, Informative
      The spreadsheet and linking to it are both lame, as it turns out. Someone get that guy an Excel class.
      1. Why didn't he use a third column for the count?
      2. Does the absence of "(X)" mean "one appearance" or "zero appearances?"
      3. Why use Excel for something so trivial, rather than HTML, RTF, or even ASCII?
      4. Is you insist on delivering the data in Excel format, why not deliver it organized in a useful manner?
      On a side note, opening it in OpenOffice and saving it right back out to OpenOffice format results in a file 1/3 the size of the excel file.
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    7. Re:xls? by trentfoley · · Score: 1

      vi opened it up just fine. I haven't tried emacs yet.

      I know what kind of a whore you are not, but what kind are you?

    8. Re:xls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll? What the fuck? This is absolutely relevant.

    9. Re:xls? by AsparagusChallenge · · Score: 1

      xls2csv p2p.xls | less

      Enough said.

    10. Re:xls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is neither Informative or Useless. I said Worthless. No, useless. No it's worthless. Useless. It is worthless. It is useless. Your life is worthless. No, my life is useless. Worthless.

    11. Re:xls? by anagama · · Score: 1

      Hell, with OO.org, he could just save it as html. That would have been less annoying (won't do anything for the contents though).

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    12. Re:xls? by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

      true, lame but opened fine using openoffice 1.1
      but like you say, its hardley the worlds best spreadsheet, i wonder if this was a spool file

      set pages 9999
      spool c:\boring.csv
      select artist||','||band from riaa.fact_table
      spool off

      great now i can open this in excel and save it as an excel file, that'll fox those slashdotters.

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    13. Re:xls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the absence of "(X)" mean "one appearance" or "zero appearances?"

      this is actually a very valid point, does the absence of (x) mean that the song has zero occurences?

    14. Re:xls? by eguaj · · Score: 1

      Personally I use the universal Microsoft(r) Office(r) Reader(c)(tm) aka GNU/strings :

      $ strings p2p.xls | less

  9. Whoa by zaffir · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a surprising number of those songs on my machine. Thankfully none of them are shared :)

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    1. Re:Whoa by johnny0101 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have a surprising number of those songs on my machine

      Like you just woke up one day and were like, 'wow i sure got a lot of those songs the RIAA is looking for. Wonder how they got there?'

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    2. Re:Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, more like he came home one night and read slashdot, found a list of songs the RIAA was targetting, and was surprised to find he had so many of them. There's no mistake there, but nice try.

    3. Re:Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Ludacris, Michael Jackson, NAS, Busta Rhymes, Keith Sweat and Musiq...

      I wouldn't be too proud of that.

    4. Re:Whoa by johnny0101 · · Score: 1

      No, more like he came home one night and read slashdot, found a list of songs the RIAA was targetting, and was surprised to find he had so many of them. There's no mistake there, but nice try.

      no, more like why would anyone be surprised to find that music they have was on the RIAA hitlist if they've been downloading popular music?
      sigh...

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    5. Re:Whoa by Feztaa · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a surprising number of those songs on my machine.

      Me too. None.

    6. Re:Whoa by Zardoz44 · · Score: 1

      Whoa! Like, dude, no Wild Stallion?

    7. Re:Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wyld Stallyns, you plebian.

    8. Re:Whoa by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      The most surprising number I ever saw was 362880, except it wasn't written that way.

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  10. I'm going to do it the safe way by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shove CDs down my underpants.

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    1. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shove CDs down my underpants.

      Just be sure to keep them in their cases when you do that. The edges of CDs are surprisingly sharp. One good solid shove and, well, if you're lucky, you'll just get a nice shave...

    2. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 4, Funny

      You've got room in your underpants for CDs? Poor guy...

    3. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Well, you might be proud of that gut, but many of us can just pull in our abs a little and actual space appears between the belt and the body. More than enough to do a little five-fingered discounting!

      Sorry, but if you're going to sling s**t, you'd better be prepared to get a little back :)

      (I was actually a rather accomplished shoplifter until getting caught at the age of 17 and thrown in county for a sobering evening did wonders for my priorities). Mom was so proud :(

      Regards,
      Ross

    4. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Heh :) Actually, I need to put my belt on the tightest notch to hold my 32" pants up. And its definitely uncomfortable for the dangly bits - I know, I just tried (another use for AOL CDs!). Then again, XXL underpants might work...

    5. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by Boiling_point_ · · Score: 5, Funny
      A-ha! The missing link is revealed!!
      1. Steal underpants.
      2. >Shove CDs down my underpants.
      3. Profit!!!
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    6. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by kfg · · Score: 1

      Well that's all well and good for you.

      But please, don't share them afterwards.

      KFG

    7. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by dr_d_19 · · Score: 1

      You go ahead and to that. Even tell RIAA. They won't care. It's the store losing money, not them.

      But hey, at least you're actually STEALING something from someone :)

    8. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      Nice try Waren.

      I know you just really want a job at the store.

    9. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. ???
      5. Profit!!1!

    10. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by 72beetle · · Score: 1

      My name's not fucking WARREN!!!

      God, I'm so ashamed, I just publicly admitted that I have not only seen Empire Records, but I can quote it from memory. Time to throw myself off the roof.

      -72

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    11. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by telstar · · Score: 1
      "You've got room in your underpants for CDs? Poor guy..."
      • Maybe he just puts them on his spindle...

    12. Re:I'm going to do it the safe way by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      Congratulations are due. That's the only *funny* 1...3 reference I've seen on Slashdot. And I've seen plenty.

  11. crazy biznatches by DumbWhiteGuy777 · · Score: 1

    Well, obviously they're just going to go for the most shared, mainstream songs and bands they can find, which turns out to be shiznat.

    1. Re:crazy biznatches by Igmuth · · Score: 1

      Well I really doubt they are going to sue the 3 people who are sharing "Convoy"

  12. Music by Luigi30 · · Score: 1

    I only listen to stuff from the 80s... so I'm screwed?

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    1. Re:Music by The+Vulture · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nah, you're fine. The reason is that you'll have difficulty finding it! :)

      I haven't used P2P since Napster, and the main reason I stopped is because I was frustrated at the quality of the files (crappy rips, static, pops, etc).

      A lot of the stuff that I listen to is 80's, not easily available (I either have to find a compilation CD that has 10 other songs I already have, or order online, and that's if it's available). Especially if it was a one-hit wonder.

      Oh, and let's not forget the Canadian bands that I liked but can't find the albums here in the U.S., because they're considered "imports" (according to Amazon.com).

      -- Joe

    2. Re:Music by Steeplerot · · Score: 1

      Napster was a pain in the ass joke with no resuming of files and crappy bitrates. Its waaay bigger now I can find stuff that has been out of print since the 70's usually with a few choices of how fast i want it and what bitrate. 80's stuff ...feh
      It seems at 3am PST there are more users on Kazaa Lite or Soulseek then there ever was on napster throughout its whole history.

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    3. Re:Music by fatboyslack · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm pretty sure most music from the 80's was destroyed by UN Security Council Order in 1993, with the words "For the sake of world peace and the advancement of culture and civilised society, this menace must be destroyed."
      The only countries to defy the edict were Germany, India and Bhutan.

      (I'm in a weird mood, leave me alone)

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  13. Too bad they don't know how to use spreadsheets by brooks_talley · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hint: put only one type of data in each cell. When you mix data in a single cell, it makes it very hard to sort or analyze. For instance, this spreadsheet has two colums: "Artist" and "Song title (times appearing)".

    Would it have been that hard to break out time appearing into another column, so interested people could actually *use* the data for something? No. In fact, it would have been *less* work.

    Sorry to bitch and moan, but spreadsheet abuse is one of my pet peeves.

    Cheers
    -b

    1. Re:Too bad they don't know how to use spreadsheets by tedtimmons · · Score: 3, Informative
      So you break it into text, then use sed and grep. What's the problem? :-)

      The real spreadsheet abuse was loading it into a spreadsheet in the first place. What's wrong with a text file, or a pretty HTML tabled version, considering it was posted to a website? I blame that on the webmasters of Slyck News, whoever they are.

      Text versions on my site: http://perljam.net/misc/p2p/

      -ted

    2. Re:Too bad they don't know how to use spreadsheets by sporty · · Score: 1

      Not that this happened in this spreadsheet.. but I bump into it often...

      Don't colour code your spreadsheets. If you type the data into a row/column and then colour code it to enhance what you've typed in, that's cool. 'cause you can't sort by colour in excel as well...

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    3. Re:Too bad they don't know how to use spreadsheets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just be thankful he's not a DBA.

    4. Re:Too bad they don't know how to use spreadsheets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't colour code your spreadsheets. If you type the data into a row/column and then colour code it to enhance what you've typed in, that's cool. 'cause you can't sort by colour in excel as well...

      But excel can colour by numbers: Format -> Conditional Formatting

    5. Re:Too bad they don't know how to use spreadsheets by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 1

      I blame the RIAA. If they hadn't started the ball rolling, Slyck News might not have made that Excel document...

      But, as one poster suggested I've got appreciate the fact that someone put together a list in the first place. I was actually shocked by the fact that my browser was trying to download a spreadsheet. I couldn't cancel the download fast enough :)

    6. Re:Too bad they don't know how to use spreadsheets by simong_oz · · Score: 1

      try this in the next column and copy down. Not perfect (it's fooled if there are two sets of parentheses) but a quick fix. If you just want the formula results, copy the column and "paste special..." (tick "values"). Hey presto!

      =IF(ISNUMBER(FIND(")",B2)),VALUE(MID(B2,FIND("(" ,B 2)+1,FIND(")",B2)-FIND("(",B2)-1)),1)

      [there should be no spaces in the above function in case /. puts some in]

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    7. Re:Too bad they don't know how to use spreadsheets by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      ...but spreadsheet abuse is one of my pet peeves.

      Not me. Sometimes at work I have my head so far up a spreadsheet that abusing it is the only way to relieve stress! I print it out, rip it, burn it, and draw all over the file by writing "1+1=3". It's like torture to excel. You should see my excel book. It looks like it's been kicked across the plant twice a day!

      So for those of you who work too much with excel, feel free to go mess with it. Spreadsheet abuse is one of our last ways to fight back!

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    8. Re:Too bad they don't know how to use spreadsheets by zaphod123 · · Score: 1

      sed and grep???
      Haven't you ever heard of awk?? :) or cut? or...?

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  14. funny ....... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    I really find it amusing that they are targeting Rap/hip-hop/r&b more so than anything else. when typically the urban areas that generate that music have less money than the people who generate punk/emo/rock.

    I also love the fact that they aren't targeting the lesser known bands. in which case I'll crop the nirvana, NIN, and QOTSA out of my collection and continue to share the small time stuff .....

    Works for me.

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    1. Re:funny ....... by elmegil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you haven't noticed, Rab/R&B/Hip-Hop is really popular with the disaffected suburban youth. Who have computers.

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    2. Re:funny ....... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      and next on the "sad but true" list .....

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    3. Re:funny ....... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I never understood why so many teenagers are so eager to take on an angst-filled image of a povery-striken urbanite, the sort of stuff you get in rap and in hip-hop. What the heck's the point?

    4. Re:funny ....... by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      Because they are told what's cool.

    5. Re:funny ....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, add me to the sad but true list. I like the movie where Lawrence Martin drops that one white kid off in the hood after he saw him listening to Rap and acting like a gansta.
      Kid shit his pants and Martin, just left him there. We ought to do that to bunch of them and they might stop listening to it.
      Scared straight.

    6. Re:funny ....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you haven't noticed, Rab/R&B/Hip-Hop is really popular with the disaffected suburban youth. Who have computers.

      I blame this on multiculturalism and the "civil rights" movements. If kids still hated negros like when I was a boy the RIAA would have nothing to worry about with people stealing these songs. We listened to good old country music like Hank Williams Sr.

    7. Re:funny ....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I never understood why so many teenagers are so eager to take on an angst-filled image of a povery-striken urbanite, the sort of stuff you get in rap and in hip-hop. What the heck's the point?

      Because teenagers are rebellious by nature and are rebelling against their parents. By listening to horrible music, they annoy their parents even more to the point that they won't care that they want to drop out of school at 17 and move to California with a 37 year old unemployed man named Fishhead. Teenagers are ignorant. Well, most of them are anyway.

    8. Re:funny ....... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " If you haven't noticed, Rab/R&B/Hip-Hop is really popular with the disaffected suburban youth. Who have computers."

      Ah yes, the trend of upperclass white suburban kids trying to be lowerclass black innercity kids. Funny stuff actually...now excuse me while I bitchslap my little brother for listening to 50 cent.

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    9. Re:funny ....... by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

      You make the unwarranted assumption that that is all that rap and hip hop have to offer.

    10. Re:funny ....... by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Actually it's more about picking the music that pisses off your parents most.

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    11. Re:funny ....... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      I'd have to agree with you.

      While I don't exactly like all rap & hip hop, some have some very awesome power behind them.
      DMX, Ja Rule, even old school EZE.

      Now when an artist's album consists entirely of songs talking about how he/she is the top MC, and that every other proported MC is going to get a "cap" in his/her "black ass".. then there is a problem =)

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    12. Re:funny ....... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      heh... nice assumption.

      Maybe it's because it raises emotions?
      I mean, how many teens listen to a song if it doesn't raise some sort of emotion...
      I know when I was a kid, I listened to Metallica, Run DMC, NWA w/EZE, Gwar, etc.
      It wasn't because my mom and dad were against it. Hell, If it got too loud they just told me to "turn that shit down right now, damn" and I respected that. It was because those bands had a kickin beat, some catchy lyrics (for their time), and in the case of Gwar... well... it was just unadulterated moshing angrily :)

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    13. Re:funny ....... by elmegil · · Score: 1

      See the thing is, most music raises some kind of emotion. But I think if you look at the history of popular music, and particularly at the niche that rock & roll lived in for so long, you'll see that a significant number of the most popular artists are the ones that the parents are ranting about how "that's not music" and "that's ruining the morals of the children" etc. Perhaps the kids aren't consciously selecting the music "just" to be rebellious (I know I didn't), but it does turn out that way nonetheless. (I know my folks disapprove of a lot of the music I like, even though I didn't specifically select most of it for that reason).

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    14. Re:funny ....... by toriver · · Score: 1

      I really find it amusing that they are targeting Rap/hip-hop/r&b more so than anything else.

      Mee too, but for a different reason: Rap and Hip-hop uses lots of sampling of other people's music - now isn't that, too, a violation of the DMCA? :)

  15. Where's the other teen pop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Brittney? Now Cristau Aguilera?

  16. That's not that interesting... by Frac · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Once those songs are less populated, they'll go after other ones.

    What would be more interesting is the percentage of subpoenas there are for each ISP. I've heard rumors of how AOL users are more immune, simply because of their Time Warner affiliation.

    While I have no sympathy for those that choose to distributed copyrighted works on P2P networks without the copyright owner's permission, I don't understand why customers not using an ISP owned by the same holding company as the record companies should get in trouble first.

    On the other hand, maybe AOL can leverage this to attract more subscribers. It's no longer "823451 hours for free", it's "music and movies for free"! Heh.

    Of course, if the scare tactic doesn't pan out, eventually AOL users won't be safe either.

    "You've got jail!"

    1. Re:That's not that interesting... by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      I've heard rumors of how AOL users are more immune, simply because of their Time Warner affiliation.
      If AOL users are more immune, it's probably because of their dialup affiliation, not their Time Warner affiliation (who's sharing many MP3s on a 33.6 connection? Broadband users likely make up a proportionally larger number of sharers.).

      In fact, the infamous munkyspanker21 KaZaA user's subpoena was sent to Time Warner - the good 'spanker apparently uses RoadRunner cable.
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    2. Re:That's not that interesting... by norm_bone · · Score: 1

      What would be more interesting is the percentage of subpoenas there are for each ISP. I've heard rumors of how AOL users are more immune, simply because of their Time Warner affiliation.


      I haven't seen confirmation that AOL users are immune, does it exist? It seems more likely to me that AOL is releasing names without supoenas.

  17. Sweet! by destiney · · Score: 1


    This rocks, my favorite band Slayer didn't make the list.

    No matter anyway.. as a loyal fan I own all their cds anyway.

    What I get from this list is that as long as you don't listen to (c)rap you're all set.

    1. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      duh

      thanks captain obvious

    2. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everyone's using this topic to have a pissing contest about bands they like. hey, nobody really cares.

  18. The other method? by pfleming · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reading the RIAA hit list... your ip has been logged, don't move the police are on their way.

  19. Margin of Error by mgcsinc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    THe article claims that from 50 total subpoenas being checked, they can deduce overall proportions of artist representation in the subpoenas, which is, frankly, a load of crock; with a sample size that small, margin of error would be enormous. Oh, and by the way, it's not like the RIAA needs to limit itself to these artists of these songs, they just happen to be what they were searching for to trigger some results, and with the huge body of work protected by the RIAA, I imagine that if it were not for simple lack of motivation, they could easily cycle through an enormous number of searches to perform... Perhaps they'll do exactly this each time someone tries to analyze their "pattern"...

    1. Re:Margin of Error by Jerf · · Score: 4, Informative

      THe article claims that from 50 total subpoenas being checked, they can deduce overall proportions of artist representation in the subpoenas, which is, frankly, a load of crock; with a sample size that small, margin of error would be enormous.

      Ah, one of the great statistical fallacies... "sample sizes must be large to be valid". Not entirely correct.

      Assuming a distribution, and reasonably random sampling, a sample of 50 would be plenty for single-digit accuracy, by my BOTE calculation. The problem is, what distribution shall we choose? Song preferences are clearly not Gaussian; personally, I'd guess Zipf.

      But that's only a guess; not knowing the distribution is a complete stopper, and it can only be answered with extensive surveying of lots of data, which isn't about to happen for this study. It's not the sample size preventing good statistics, though, it's lack of knowledge of the distribution, which is a completely different matter. (Actually, it's a bigger problem, requiring much more data to be collected to answer the question, well beyond merely scanning the sued people.)

    2. Re:Margin of Error by BarakMich · · Score: 1

      50 is not a BAD sample size. It's just not the right size for the population (some millions or so)... however, if the RIAA keeps doing it, 500 or 1000 is a little sketchy but half-decent.... (also remember that the t-test sampling distribution, near 50, really starts to model the normal....)

      To me, it's staggering that Avril Lavigne holds the highest positions.... *shudder* Avril == Bad, to my tastes.

      My middle school sister, on the other hand has basically every Avril MP3 she can find... thank goodness her speakers are crap. I moved her little collection out of the line of fire remotely... yeah, she'll whine, but better to do that than get clobbered

      Never mind my sister couldn't really stand up against lawsuits.

      If you want a 'pattern' it's this: Anything popular (ie, Top 40, Marvin Gaye (seeing as it was in I Spy), any other pop-culture here) -- you know, the stuff geeks rarely listen to -- needs to be hidden from your P2P... meanwhile, my little collection of Bach and Les Miserables can be safely shared.

      $0.02, on the dime

      (and anyone who's whining about .xls... works fine in OpenOffice for me...)

    3. Re:Margin of Error by gaspyy · · Score: 2, Informative

      For a sample size of 50, the margin of error is 15%
      For a sample size of 400, the margin would be 5%.

    4. Re:Margin of Error by entartete · · Score: 1

      aha, was wondering why 'what's going on' wasn't in there but the other marvin gaye songs were.

    5. Re:Margin of Error by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Song preferences are clearly not Gaussian; personally, I'd guess Zipf.

      Oh, you naive critter -- never underestimate what marketing can do to preferences.

    6. Re:Margin of Error by mgcsinc · · Score: 1

      I'm just hazarding a guess that although they're doing crazy things with copyright extensions lately, not even Bach's late work is still protected...

    7. Re:Margin of Error by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Oh, you naive critter -- never underestimate what marketing can do to preferences.

      Should have replied to this earlier, but I was on an Internet-free vacation.

      Do you actually know what a Zipf distribution is? Actually, in the absense of marketing, I'd expect the distribution to be roughly Poisson; roughly proportionately fewer groups as you get larger in size. This is the distribution that occurs when increased size tends to increase growth; in other words, sustaining roughly the same percentage growth across several years.

      The Zipf distribution tends to occur when an increase in size is accompanied by an increase in the ability to steal size from others; it results in a highly rarified top and a whole lot of small fry getting nowhere. That's the website model; since we web surfers tend to prefer large sites, large sites get larger and stomp out the smaller ones. How many mini-Slashdots is Slashdot preventing from forming, or experiencing, say, 10% of Slashdot's success, merely by existing? Slashdot is on top of the Zipf curve in its market and despite its many flaws, isn't going anywhere. (One of the great flaws of the dot-com bubble; being first wasn't important, growth was. Nobody can unseat Amazon now with any degree of reliability, and their very existance and size means it's difficult to attain their level, so competing with Amazon would almost be insanity now, since they are at the top of their Zipf curve.)

      Saying that music perferences have a Zipf distribution is tantamount to saying that marketing has distorted the market significantly.

  20. Rap and R&B top the list... by Remik · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess it won't be long before Jesse Jackson is accusing the RIAA of racism.

    -R

    1. Re:Rap and R&B top the list... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 4, Funny

      And that would suit me just fine. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. If Jesse wants to play the race card here then I say fire it up. Normally I despise the poverty pimp but here I don't think it could happen to a nicer bunch of people.

      RIAA meet Jesse Jackson, enjoy.

      Maybe we can dig up Al Sharpton to "activate" on them while we're at it.

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    2. Re:Rap and R&B top the list... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "dig up" Al Sharpton? He's running for president dillhole, you shouldn't have to dig too deep.

    3. Re:Rap and R&B top the list... by Cooper_007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, GOD I hope he'll use the Chewbacca defense.

    4. Re:Rap and R&B top the list... by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

      The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

      Have you considered a career in the U.S. State Department?

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    5. Re:Rap and R&B top the list... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you AC bitch. Sharpton could be running for GOD and it wouldn't matter. To find him you would still have to lift the rock he's under and dig two or more feet down to find the top of his head.

    6. Re:Rap and R&B top the list... by Virtex · · Score: 1

      The enemy of my enemy is my friend

      So, if the RIAA and SCO got into a legal battle, which one would be your friend?

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    7. Re:Rap and R&B top the list... by kmac06 · · Score: 1
      In 1941, evil had a new name.

      In 1952, a new evil surfaced.

      Now, in 2003...

      Evil will battle evil.


      Jesse Jackson vs. RIAA: Coming to a theatre near you.

    8. Re:Rap and R&B top the list... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Damn man, good question. I guess the winner right up until the moment the verdict came through that slammed the loser into oblivion. In an instant I would be in the market for a new "friend" though.

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  21. RIAA's on crack by superpulpsicle · · Score: 0

    I download different songs
    as a different nick
    onto a different folder
    on different days
    using different computers
    running different OSes
    wearing different clothes
    under a different IP via dhcp.

    Come find me ~

    1. Re:RIAA's on crack by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      under a different IP via dhcp.
      ... using one or several ISPs that logs what IP was leased to you at what time. Or maybe you d/l things from your workplace, in which case your company's admin is an idiot for leaving the firewall open to P2P inbound connections and will take the heat in your place if the RIAA knocks at his door.

      Fact: unless you use someone else's ISP account, you can be busted, no matter how clever you think you are.

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  22. duh by August_zero · · Score: 1

    Lets see....

    Most of the targets seem to have been into top 40 stuff, thats a funny coinicidence. Or maybe file sharers have the same poor taste in music as everybody else?

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    1. Re:duh by bsd+troll · · Score: 0

      Line numbers, functions with parentheses, semi-colons, wtf langauage is that supposed to be?

    2. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A very bad one.

    3. Re:duh by August_zero · · Score: 0, Troll

      you obviously aren't a bowler.

      Ya know, when I first lifted the sig out of Futurama I made a single typo, and then I got flamed for it. So I got to thinking "damn is it ever easy to piss people off on slashdot, all I have to do is mix and match some programing languages and suddenly everyone thinks their the first one to notice my supposed mistake."

      You see, I am laughing at you, not with you.
      Thanks for the laugh.

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    4. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, however you get your rocks off. A simple question makes your day - then so be it.

      In fact, I and the rest of Slashdot appreciate your humor so much that I have dedicated a portion of the intarweb to you. Yup: http://tech.brokenwatch.net . Steaming fresh news, delivered to your door.

  23. Who do they think they are!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy SH*T its as if they have a "plan" or some sort of reason / logic for doing what they are doing?

    Who do they think they are!!...

    thinking and everything??

  24. Bah, Excel by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you don't like Excel, you can grab the files in HTML format (25.2 KB) or in OpenOffice.org Spreadsheet format (10.4 KB).

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  25. A pattern emerging? by BalaClavaChord · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The one pattern I see is that the overwhelming number of the artists seem to be those that appeal to under 25's. Obviously the RIAA have decided to go for those who can least afford to offer legal resistance (school kids and college students).

    Come on RIAA, dare you to pick on us Lou Reed fans!

    1. Re:A pattern emerging? by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 4, Insightful


      The one pattern I see is that the overwhelming number of the artists seem to be those that appeal to under 25's. Obviously the RIAA have decided to go for those who can least afford to offer legal resistance (school kids and college students).

      Or maybe it just turns out that the file sharing demographic is disproportionally composed of young people... nah, you're right. They must be specifically targeting people who can't afford a lawyer.

      -a

    2. Re:A pattern emerging? by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

      As long as you say you hated every song on the "New York" CD except for "Dirty Blvd", them I'm with ya. Otherwise, just an awful piece of tripe.

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    3. Re:A pattern emerging? by BWJones · · Score: 2, Informative

      Come on RIAA, dare you to pick on us Lou Reed fans!

      Yeah, but you guys spend all your cash on heroin and don't have any left over for music. :-) Seriously though, I am a Lou Reed fan and know what you are talking about, although there were a few bands on the linked .xls file that would appeal to those over 25. Try Bob Marley, Blue Oyster Cult, Duran Duran, Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Grand Funk Railroad, Marvin Gaye, Pearl Jam, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and The Clash.

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    4. Re:A pattern emerging? by grapol · · Score: 2, Informative

      I read your comment at the same time as another browser window was opening with the list, and then was suprised to see bands such as UB40, U2 G&R and Van Halen. I bet songs from these appeal to over 25's as well as under 25's.

      Maybe another pattern can be found in the networks that the RIAA is targetting ... frequented by under 25's maybe? That way they get more bang from their search $$.

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    5. Re:A pattern emerging? by BJH · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've got that CD, and I must admit that listening to it now is rather painful. "Pretentious" doesn't begin to describe the songs on that album.

    6. Re:A pattern emerging? by KalvinB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They're going after the most popularly downloaded music which happens to be listened to by mostly young people. If old people music was being downloaded more often than young people music and they were still going after us youngins, then you might have a valid point.

      So, do us youngins a favor and get your old folk together to start mass downloading your old people music to distract the RIAA from us.

      Thanks,

      Ben

    7. Re:A pattern emerging? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Actually, both theories sound reasonably plausible. You want people to settle, not to fight, and there probably are a lot of under 25 year olds out there.

    8. Re:A pattern emerging? by archos · · Score: 1

      just because I'm under 25 doesn't mean I'm not a Lou Reed fan. hell, I have 3 Lou Reed cd's, 4 Velvet Underground CD's plus the Quinn tapes, and about 4 records VU records. But I still don't want (and can't afford) them coming after me because I have dl'ed some stuff of theirs/his that I don't have.

    9. Re:A pattern emerging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zuh... since when did Bob Seger appeal to the under 25's?

    10. Re:A pattern emerging? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Come on RIAA, dare you to pick on us Lou Reed fans!

      You've probably already suffered enough (esp. if you downloaded Metal Machine Music).

    11. Re:A pattern emerging? by AllenChristopher · · Score: 1

      If, as is usually claimed, there are 40 or 50 million file sharers in the U.S., then there just aren't enough young people to properly dominate trading. Even the Amish teens would have to be downloading, as would ghetto kids who can't afford food. There are only about thirty million people in the U.S. older than 9 and younger than 25. That leaves a lot of trading to be done by people over 25.

  26. p2p users got OWNED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  27. statistically irrelevent by pavon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    hmm, out of a miniscule sample size of 50, we found that a wide variety of types of music were being shared. Many popular songs were shared by many people, while some songs where only shared by a few. This roughly fits a bell curve distribution as would nomally be found in a random sample of shared files.

    Therefore we conclude that the RIAA is targetting people with specific music sharring patterns.

    yeah.

    1. Re:statistically irrelevent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only on this site would such a simplistic statistical method get published as news, and only on this site would your sorry ass analysis of that method get modded up. yi!

  28. Idea by bobo333 · · Score: 0

    Everyone start download Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice !!! NOW !! Or we will Die!

  29. Aww.. by PhilipChapman · · Score: 1

    No Dimmu Borgir, Mayhem, Dark Funeral, Deicide or Cannibal Corpse?

    On second thoughts, I dont blame them for not attempting to sue us that listen to such music :)

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    1. Re:Aww.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, death/black metal! you're fucking gay.

    2. Re:Aww.. by archen · · Score: 1

      I don't know why people would bother with the headache of trying to get that stuff on Kazaa when you can get a good quality VBR from emusic.com . And consistent volume settings across a whole album - imagine that! Just getting all the CC albums pretty much makes up the cost for half a year.

    3. Re:Aww.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because your just so untouchably cool, aswell as scary?

    4. Re:Aww.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      consistent volume settings

      this 'mah volums ar all diffrent' schtick always cracks me up. people who have no understanding whatsoever of digital audio.

  30. I recently discovered something shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have hundreds, possibly thousands, of songs stored in my memory, some at better quality than others. I'm able to play them repeatedly, and even share them with others using my voice. What's worse is that when I'm exposed to a new song, it somehow is automatically stored there, too. It seems to gets worse each year as I hear more music. I hope the RIAA doesn't find out about this, because if they do... I'm afraid they'll have to kill me to stop this.

  31. Not a surprise by djk29a · · Score: 1

    The most popular artists listened to by the younger demographic of RIAA's customers will be the ones RIAA flags most often - that's news? I thought that'd be obvious. But hey, if they really were going for the younger, "high-probability of file-sharing" audience, they'd be worried about my Slayer, Monstrosity, and Vader stuff (Metal Blade is a RIAA label).

  32. 'Pattern'? Right... by rimu+guy · · Score: 1

    So the 'pattern' is that the RIAA is targetting a random selection of music? Ummm.

    And, moreover, it looks like they're targetting users with popular songs (e.g. Sk8ter boi). Like, umm, people are offending in proportion to how popular a song is and not downloading things they don't like.

    The obvious exception being the people that downloaded Ms. Houston's songs in an obvious attempt to thwart the RIAAs 'selection criteria'. Boy, imagine the humiliation. At a job interview, admitting you served time for listening to 'How will I know?'. You'll never work again.

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  33. So basically..... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    They will sue people who share the latest crap they are pushing...and once they are off the P2P networks.....all that will be left is good music.....and they'll leave P2P alone again? Heh, can't blame me for dreamin.

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  34. Radiohead - Idioteque by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha

  35. I just have to say by CanSpice · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What a stupid chart. If you're going to go through all the trouble of making an Excel spreadsheet why not create a proper spreadsheet and put the number of times a song was mentioned in its own column? See, now it's even more useful because I can sort by the number of times a song was mentioned to see what the most popular one was instead of having to scan the whole list manually. Simple, no?

    And then you don't have to figure out if the number in brackets is actually the number of times it was mentioned or maybe makes up part of the title. If I was being pedantic and took the "Title (Times song appears)" column header to be gospel, then the Jay-Z song "I Just Wanna Love U" has been mentioned "Give It 2 Me" times, and the Ludacris song "Cry Babies" has been mentioned "Oh No" times. What is this? How many is "Oh No"?

    1. Re:I just have to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      It is pretty craptastic. How embarassing.

    2. Re:I just have to say by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      How many is "Oh No"?

      I'm not sure, but probably too many.

  36. sense of humour failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    chill out and we won't tell anyone about all those "take that" mp3s on your C drive

  37. Bad choice of targets by lavalyn · · Score: 1

    You'd think the RIAA would target people sharing the good music.

    Or is it that the RIAA is being pestered by the bad artists to go chase down the people sharing their "art"? I guess not.

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  38. Pirates with Good Taste in Music Avoid Prosecution by Schlemphfer · · Score: 1

    If the job is to locate illegal file sharing, then I guess the RIAA is going about it in a fairly predictable manner. They're basically using a bunch of leading mainstream artists from different genres. I suppose the good thing here is that if somebody needs to get mauled in court, it might as well be the people who feel a need to listen to Whitney Houston, Destiny's Child, and J. Lo (all of whom are well represented on the spreadsheet.) It's hardly surprising that the RIAA would seek out listeners of crap artists, given that's most of what the recording industry pushes. The take home message is that if you are downloading cool, interesting stuff, you're may be safe for the foreseeable future; since that's not constituting the bulk of what's getting shared. As an aside, but also touching on piracy issues, it was nice to see my OpenOffice.org pop open that friggin' Excel spreadsheet.

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  39. slashdottery by dema · · Score: 1

    Here is a not-so-slashdotted copy of the spreadsheet. Enjoy!

  40. SP LOVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    smashing pumpkins REPREZENT

    AVA ADORE 4 EVAH

  41. Getting the numbers to be sortable by =weezer= · · Score: 3, Informative

    A few people complaining about the fact that the person put the numbers in the same column as the Song Title, here's an easy way to fix if you have a word processor that can do find/replace:

    1. Get a plaintext version.
    2. Replace all instances of " (" (thats a space and open parantheses) with a Tab.
    3. Replace all instances of ")" with nothing.
    4. Import into a spreadsheet program (practically every single one will do tab-delimeted fields).

    Annoying to have to do it but dead simple.

  42. Thank God... by soundnfury · · Score: 1

    Lawrence Welk isn't on the list. I'm all clear. Whew!

  43. What!? No Metallica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought for sure sharing Metallica songs was a sure fire way to get yourself on the hit list. Maybe if Napster were still around things would be different.

    1. Re:What!? No Metallica? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Metallica? Who? Oh, yeah. That band we all quit listening to back when Napster was under attack. Who'd want to download them?

  44. This can't be the correct list... by MoThugz · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's no Metallica on it!

    1. Re:This can't be the correct list... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are u kidding, metallica sucks so bad now that we don't even SHARE it any more.

      see lars, it really does hurt to pick on your fans!

    2. Re:This can't be the correct list... by Amorpheus_MMS · · Score: 1

      Metallica had their turn with P2P. It's called St. Anger.

      That must have generated the most wasted bandwidth ever. ;)

    3. Re:This can't be the correct list... by oolon · · Score: 1

      Don't Metallica own there own label? Is so the RIAA may not have he right to sue on their behalf. After all the RIAA is a big boys/girls club. Metallica is just small fry.

      James

    4. Re:This can't be the correct list... by turgid · · Score: 1

      They have a separate list for Country and Western :-)

  45. noone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone,who listens to MIchael Jackson,should get busted,and lobotomized.

    1. Re:noone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's no need, obviously they don't have a brain anyway...

  46. just makes me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    want to go download some of these songs to see what all the hubbub is about.

  47. helpful? by thanjee · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They've even created a helpful chart

    And please tell me what is helpful about a chart written for a product I do not own? This is the internet people! What is so hard about creating a simple table using um....tables? You can view them for free!

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    1. Re:helpful? by too_bad · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here is the chart in good ol' HTML format (I hope I am not violating any copyrights by reproducing this ;) )

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  48. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been discovered who the RIAA is targetting-- they are cracking down on people who illegally distribute their music. The entire slashdot readership is shocked. More details to follow.

  49. Change in direction? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think we all feel like we need to fight back, right? Unfortunately, I can't really see how we can convince the gov't (or the RIAA for that matter) to agree to a business model built on P2P. So how bout we start a little smaller? How about we demand that the "open CDs cannot be returned" policy gets permanently lifted?

    Think about the ramifications of this for a sec. You can go to a store, buy an Album, and return it if it sucks. It's not as cool as P2P, but at least the RIAA will suddenly have a fire lit under them to produce more of what people want. If they want to avoid returns, then they'll HAVE to consider selling singles and custom mixes. Heck, take it to an extreme, and they may develop a decent On-line service.

    You all should think about that. I think the return policy would be an easier goal to attain than P2P. It's in the consumers' best interests anyway. I mean, how can an oligopoly legally use the "open your mouth and close your eyes" business model?

    1. Re:Change in direction? by cfish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with your senario is that it is precisely why RIAA wants to accomplish by lawsuits.

      Good music has always been produced, just not promoted by the MTV and radio station. But who needs those? We have a new medium to spread music!

      The RIAA doesn't care about right or wrong. The big 5 record labels is in it for the money. They actually believe that shuting down P2P network will increase sales.

      Remember: every penny for the lobbists, the lawyers, the private investigator to capture IP addresses and the salaries of RIAA execs comes from the consumers. That's you and I. Every time we pay for an RIAA CD album, we are funding for the persecution of ourselves.

      The RIAA model:

      1. Johnny hears a song on the radio
      2. Johnny tries to download the song but found none.
      3. After hearing the song 500 times on the radio, Johnny race to the store and pay $20 for the CD.
      4. 5% of the CD sales goes to the artist. 80% to the recording labels and marketing expense. 15% to the RIAA.
      5. The RIAA gets more funding. Big 5 labels start to make loads of money.

      Remember, the RIAA is counting on people to go out and purchase CDs after P2P network no longer carry their songs. It's the only reason they sue users. They do not expect to get $100,000 from college students; they want $20 from 100,000 college students.

      Unfortunately, there are plenty of suckers that will buy into the crap ass music offered by the RIAA. But I seriously doubt that everybody will rush to the store to buy a $20 CD for every song they try to download on the 'net. I suppose they will sell 2 copies per dorm and the old sneakernet will take over P2P. Remember that any computer with a TV-tuner and FM-tuner can capture songs easy.

      I hope the reality will be like this:

      1. RIAA sues P2P users, and soon there will be no posters of thier music.
      2. Big 5 labels watch the sales chart and wonder why there isn't any rush to buy CDs after the evaporation of file trading.
      3. Big 5 and RIAA keeps paying lawyers, marketing execs, radio stations, while CD sales drop.
      4. Big 5's parent companies decide to spin off due to the serious loss.
      5. Big 5 go out of business, leaving the lesson for the industry to learn - threatening customers is a bad idea in entertainment.
      6. New recording labels replace RIAA and will never fuck with customers again.

    2. Re:Change in direction? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "How about we demand that the "open CDs cannot be returned" policy gets permanently lifted?"

      You realize the reason for this policy right? It is because people would take CDs home, burn a copy, and return them. Yes this is a little less convenient than just doubleclicking something, but now not only do you have a perfect hard copy, you can then digitize it to your hearts content. And if you really want to do that, there are places called Libraries that are designed specifically for this kind of thing.

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  50. To summarize ... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    It seems the RIAA is targeting a wide reach of music, including Hip Hop, R&B, Rap, Rock, Pop and Country songs. Artists such as Ludacris, Michael Jackson, NAS, Busta Rhymes, Keith Sweat and Musiq

    Basically the RIAA targets people who enjoy crap. Sounds like they are inviting people to rediscover Rachmaninoff, Sati, Vierne, Bach, Ligeti, Vivaldi and all the other real composers, which would be go a long way to raise today's music standards.

    I never thought I'd say this : for once, thanks RIAA!

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  51. I protest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm holding my breath until this is provided in ogg format.

  52. Why all this old shit? by boomgopher · · Score: 1

    Seriously, how much money is being lost by people trading some of these songs?

    "Grand Funk Railroad - Some Kind of Wonderful"???
    I mean, come on... Half this crap is only found on 2 dollar compilation CDs at WalMart.

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  53. wheew by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure glad they aren't going after sensible folks who listen to good music.

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  54. mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny.

  55. Isn't it obvious? by itistoday · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I realized the second they told the public they were going to sue. So what I did was I decreased the amount of shared files I have by making copies of songs that are uncommon, and whos artists probably are not good friends of the RIAA. I share these songs only now, so if you want some good ol' Final Fantasy 7 theme music, just run a quick search! ;-)

    What the RIAA is accomplishing, is simply seriously decreasing the amount of shares on P2P networks, leaving only pr0n and unknown artists.

    Me, I'm set with my Russian servers.... Good ol' Mother Russia, land of the oppressed hackers ;-)

    1. Re:Isn't it obvious? by PD · · Score: 1

      Why not just share some porn instead? Share a bunch of porn, download music.

    2. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You philistine! FF7 music is for pagans, you need some good old FF4 music like god meant for us.

    3. Re:Isn't it obvious? by taernim · · Score: 1

      Give us some song names.
      Some of us want that kinda stuff...
      This *is* the place for nerds... who else would DL that stuff but us? :)

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    4. Re:Isn't it obvious? by High+Hat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Isn't any significantly advanced pop music indistinguishable from pr0n?

    5. Re:Isn't it obvious? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What the RIAA is accomplishing, is simply seriously decreasing the amount of shares on P2P networks, leaving only pr0n and unknown artists.

      So instead of hurting big time labels and rich artists you're going to pirate the music of the poorer independent artists. They rely even more on whatever small income they can make from selling 5-10 thousand CDs in a regional market. Pirating their music doesn't help them, but buying their CD off of cdbaby.com or somewhere does. Not to mention you can stick it to the RIAA by not giving your money to their artists.

    6. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "What the RIAA is accomplishing, is simply seriously decreasing the amount of shares on P2P networks, leaving only pr0n and unknown artists. "

      I fail to see the problem with this....

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    7. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "So instead of hurting big time labels and rich artists you're going to pirate the music of the poorer independent artists. They rely even more on whatever small income they can make from selling 5-10 thousand CDs in a regional market. Pirating their music doesn't help them, but buying their CD off of cdbaby.com or somewhere does."

      By increasing the percentage of non-RIAA artists available on kazaa, it means that more people will find out about and listen to indie music. More people will hear it, like it, and listen to CDs.

      Which songs are most pirated right now? Probably the ones from the bands with the most CD sales. More exposure = more people wanting the music = more sales.

      I have taken a look around the CD Baby site and there are certainly a few artists whom I would like to check out. The problem is the fscking import laws in Canada which will probably tack on stupid tariffs and make me pay GST and PST as well as charge me for their security offers opening the package to make sure I am not shipping terrorist evil terrorist materials. It really annoys me and if it wasn't for that, I would have ordered a bunch of CD Baby discs already.

    8. Re:Isn't it obvious? by kableh · · Score: 1

      Downloading from p2p and buying CDs aren't mutually exclusive. It may be illegal to download a track you don't own, but if you buy the CD later are you absolved? Either way, you're a criminal.

    9. Re:Isn't it obvious? by JordanArendt · · Score: 1

      Right, when you do a search in Kazaa you search for stuff you haven't heard of. Oh, wait, if you haven't heard of it, how do you search for it? *? This arguement/justificatation just doesn't cut it.

    10. Re:Isn't it obvious? by notcreative · · Score: 1
      leaving only pr0n and unknown artists.

      Which one do my Tatu videos fall under?

      A friend was looking through my music and asked, "Why are all your Tatu songs mp3s instead of mpgs?" Good question.

    11. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Right, when you do a search in Kazaa you search for stuff you haven't heard of. Oh, wait, if you haven't heard of it, how do you search for it? *? This arguement/justificatation just doesn't cut it."

      Because you can search based on category. I don't need to recant all the stories that get posted on slashdot about how people buy CDs from bands they never would have heard of if it wasn't for kazaa.

    12. Re:Isn't it obvious? by executioner · · Score: 1
      So instead of hurting big time labels and rich artists you're going to pirate the music of the poorer independent artists. They rely even more on whatever small income they can make from selling 5-10 thousand CDs in a regional market. Pirating their music doesn't help them, but buying their CD off of cdbaby.com or somewhere does. Not to mention you can stick it to the RIAA by not giving your money to their artists.

      No what is happening and what the big time labels don't understand it that the indie labels are getting FREE PROMOTION kinda like listening to the radio. if the labels had embraced the technology instead of being dragged kicking and screaming ( as they are with any new tech until they find a way to profit from it. ) into it they would still have seen the slump in sales due to the economy but it would have rebounded when the economy does all they are doing now by sueing the individuals is making sure that their sales will stay depressed because they are making enimies of the very people of help feed them thier customer.

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    13. Re:Isn't it obvious? by mink · · Score: 1

      The orchestral arrangment cds for FFVI were quite good, actually I think FFVI had the monst music cds released for it.

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  56. XLS Encryption Cracked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    • % Marco Antonio Solis Amor En Silencio
    • 3 Doors Down Be Like That % Mario Just a Friend (3)
    • Alicia Keys Goodbye % Marvin Gaye Lets Get It On (6)
    • Avril Lavigne Complicated (6) % Marvin Gaye Sexual Healing (2)
    • Avril Lavigne I'm With You (5) % Mary J. Blige Everything
    • Avril Lavigne Losing Grip (8) % Matchbox Twenty Last Beautiful Girl
    • Avril Lavigne Sk8er Boi (4) % MC Hammer 2 Legit 2 Quit
    • Avril Lavigne Too Much To Ask % Michael Jackson Billie Jean (4)
    • Beastie Boys Intergalactic (2) % Michael Jackson Dirty Diana (2)
    • Billy Idol Dancing with Myself % Michael Jackson Human Nature (2)
    • Blink-182 Aliens Exist % Michael Jackson Leave Me Alone
    • Blondie Heart of Glass % Michael Jackson Man in the Mirror (3)
    • Blue Oyster Cult Burnin' For You % Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal
    • Bob Marley & The Wailers No Woman No Cry % Michael Jackson The Girl is Mine (With Paul McCartney)
    • Bob Seger Like a Rock % Michael Jackson The Way You Make Me Feel
    • Bob Seger Old Time Rock & Roll % Michelle Branch All You Wanted (2)
    • Bon Jovi I'd Die for You % Michelle Branch Goodbye to You
    • Bon Jovi Livin' on a Prayer (2) % Michelle Branch Here With Me
    • Bon Jovi You Give Love A Bad Name (2) % Michelle Branch You Get Me (2)
    • Bonnie Raitt I Can't Make You Love Me % Missy Elliot Beep Me 911
    • Brian McKnight You Should Be Mine % Missy Elliot Get Your Freak On
    • Busta Rhymes Pass the Courvoisier (12) % Mobb Deep Quiet Storm (2)
    • Busta Rhymes Break Ya Neck (3) % Musiq Halfcrazy (6)
    • Changing Faces That Other Woman (2) % Musiq Dontchange (3)
    • Charlie Daniels Big Bad John % Musiq Onenight
    • Clint Black Love She Can't Live Without % NAS Ether (2)
    • Clint Black No Time To Kill % NAS Got Ur Self A
    • Clint Black Summer's Coming % NAS Money is My Bitch
    • clipse Grindin' % NAS One Mic
    • Das Efx They Want EFX (2) % NAS Rule
    • Dave Matthews Band Angel % NAS Smokin'
    • Dave Matthews Band Ants Marching % NAS Shoot em up
    • Dave Matthews Band Dancing Nancies % No Doubt Hella Good
    • Dave Matthews Band Everyday % No Doubt Hey Baby
    • Dead or Alive You Spin Me 'Round (Like a Record) (2) % No Doubt Rock Steady
    • Def Leppard Hysteria % No Doubt Underneath it All
    • Def Leppard Loves Bytes (2) % Norah Jones Cold Cold Heart
    • Depeche Mode Can't Get Enough % Norah Jones Don't Know Why (3)
    • Destiny's Child Dangerously in Love % Norah Jones Turn Me On (3)
    • Destiny's Child Emotion % Nu Shooz 1Can't Wait
    • Destiny's Child No, No, No Part 1 % NWA Straight outta compton (2)
    • Dire Straits Money for Nothing % Outkast Ms. Jackson (2)
    • DMX Good Girls, Bad Guys % Outkast So Fresh & So Clean
    • Dr. Dre Don't Forget about Dre % Patra Worker Man
    • Dru Hill You Are Everything % Paula Abdul Cold Hearted
    • DURAN DURAN Hungry Like the Wolf (2) % Paula Abdul Opposites Attract (2)
    • Eagles Hotel California (2) % Pearl Jam Release
    • Enya A Day Without Rain % Pink Don't Let Me Get Me
    • Erasure Oh I'Amour % Public Announcement Slow Dance
    • Erykah Badu In Love With You % Queen Another One Bites the Dust
    • Eve Gangsta Bitch % Radiohead Idioteque
    • Eve Had Me You Lost Me % Radiohead My Iron Lung
    • Evelyn King Love Come Down % Ready For the World Love You Down (2)
    • Everclear Santa Monica % Red Hot Chili Peppers My Friends
    • Faith Hill Just to Hear You Say That You Love Me % Richard Marx Right Here Waiting (2)
    • Fleetwood Mac Dreams (2) % Ricky Martin Livin'La Vida Loca
    • Fleetwood Mac The Grain % Ricky Martin Nobody Wants To Be Lonely
    • Fleetwood Mac You Make Loving Fun % Ricky Martin She Bangs
    • George Michael Father Figure % Ricky Martin Bella (She's All I Ever Had
    • Godsmack Awake % Sade
    1. Re:XLS Encryption Cracked by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Uh Oh! now you are going to get sued under the DMCA...

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
  57. Best way for RIAA to stop music downloads... by DakotaSandstone · · Score: 2, Funny
    Apparently, just rename all .mp3 files to .xls.

    Judging from the .xls reception here, this should work fine.

    --
    Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
  58. Most interesting song by mrvis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There was a big mix, pop music that only teenagers would be caught dead with, some 90's better music, and then some older stuff like GFA and Fleetwood Mac.

    I have to say that the most surprising song on there was My Iron Lung by Radiohead. Radiohead is hugely popular. Kid A sold tons (and granted they went after one song from it). Their next, Amnesiac was good. Their live album which followed was good as well. Their brand new album is great. The RIAA passed up these 3 albums entirely and went after a non-single on an album 8 years old.

    They did the same thing with Release by Pearl Jam. I actually want to meet that person. They must own the album. Who downloads Release who doesn't own Ten?

    1. Re:Most interesting song by reynaert · · Score: 1
      Who downloads Release who doesn't own Ten?

      Most likely he was downloading the other songs from Ten too.

    2. Re:Most interesting song by mrseigen · · Score: 1

      I would assume this signifies that they are suing whoever they come across first for whatever song they come across first. Likely they will sue for the other songs of the artist as well.

      Which makes me wonder if you should post fake tracks like the RIAA did.. that way if they sue you, you can claim you were helping them to seed the network with false files, invoice and then countersue them.

    3. Re:Most interesting song by jwlidtnet · · Score: 1

      Nitpick: My Iron Lung was indeed a single (both in the traditional two-part single sense, and then in the "It's the title track of an enormously popular EP" sense).

      Still surprising, though.

    4. Re:Most interesting song by mrvis · · Score: 1

      I think I was aware of that it just didn't register. Still, the number of people who bought the My Iron Lung EP for My Iron Lung must number in the 10's at most.

      I bought Airbag/How is my Driving for Polyethelene, just like everyone else. No one buys a Radiohead EP for the single.

    5. Re:Most interesting song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed Release in the list as well. It got me to thinking...

      The RIAA is actually targetting the people who are breaking the law. Anyone who would have Release shared would probably own Ten. But if you have it shared, you're distributing it illegally! That's the crime.

      Downloading is legal if you already own it(as would probably be the case with Release). Distributing is illegal no matter what. So at least they're going after people who are probably doing illegal things.

      Or maybe I'm just reading too much into it.

  59. no metal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Mudvayne, one of my favorite bands, isn't on the list. In fact, none of my favorite bands seem to be on the list. Interestingly enough, while on tour with Metallica, "[Mudvayne] Lead singer Chad Gray encouraged those who did not have The End of All Things to Come to get it by any means, including CD burning and MP3s" according to MTV news. Looks like some bands are figuring out how to become more popular at least.

    1. Re:no metal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I noticed that too. None of the 'big' european metal groups were on the list. Oh well, I guess that they are not popular enough to have large groups go after downloading their music.

      After all, who would listen to groups like Opeth, Kataonia, Arcturus, or even the Gathering? There's no money in them. That's probably why I can buy their CDs for $10.

  60. RIAA gives Darwinism a hand... by southpolesammy · · Score: 2, Troll

    Given the songs they're scanning for, then I'm all for their current methodology. The fewer people that listen to that garbage, the better.

    --
    Rule #1 -- Politics always trumps technology.
  61. I'm really quite amazed by under_score · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the last five years or so, the Internet has gone from being fairly calm and safe, to more and more of a virtual reality war zone. Viruses and worms are one front, security holes and exploits are another, intellectual property "theft" and counter-tactics... and counter-counter-tactics are another, spam and filters and anti-spam are yet another. Those early books by William Gibson aren't too far off the mark anymore!

    It is interesting that the Internet was viewed as a kind of egalitarian utopia not too long ago. Some people still hold this view, but in reality, it is becoming a constant war zone.

    I wonder if all this could have been avoided if the internet was not commercialized? Is all this conflict going to destroy the Internet's potential fertility?

    I think that there is no policy, no law, no technology which can create peace on the Internet. I personally think that the Internet is rather a microcosm of what is happening at a slower pace in the "real" world. And that can only be fixed by a fundamental change in the way that people (everyone in the whole world) think. It's like the cold war's arms race. At some point, everyone is going to have to realize that it is getting ridiculous and everyone is losing out because of that.

    1. Re:I'm really quite amazed by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      Guess you never ran Black Ice Defender firewall software. Sad to say, you are right. The Gibson conjecture is becoming more accurate every day.

      --
      Imagine how much harder physics would be if electrons had feelings! -Feynman, maybe
    2. Re:I'm really quite amazed by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your not amazed, your just making a mistake. See, the internet as you know it consisting of a bunch of www adresses and p2p apps is just the result of what has been going on on networks long before your parents screwed to pop you out. Its called free exchange of thought.

      Yes, I do agree with your point of it being a utopia of sorts, and thats exactly the point! When all those people you consider geeks and nerds were telling you this was going to change the world, they were right. The world is now changing, take a step back 20 years and think about how people would react if you told them that in 20 years most media(books,court records, music, etc) would be available to anyone, anywhere for FREE! This does have the potential to change the world, and it already has in many ways.

      Dont fall for newsspeak so easily...example...it was called the .com bust, not the .org, .edu, .gov, bust. why? because commercialism is in reality(whatever that is) .com is a very small subset of the useful information available to you, unless your just replacing one phosphorous tube for another(TV -> PC)

      War zone? hardly, just because your ignorance gets you in trouble doesnt mean it needs to be changed for everyone to satisfy your need for security. Networks were a lot more 'dangerous' as you like to call it, years ago than they are now. Cops and robbers, cat and mouse, call it what you will...but the more things change the more they stay the same. Most NOCenters were lucky to have one person to maintain and police their subnets...now every jackass that can write a C+ script gets a job to watch over the traffic on subnets. that to me is more dangerous than whatever it is you think is so threatening about the internet.

      At some point you are going to have to realize that nobody cares what you think everyone needs to realize.

    3. Re:I'm really quite amazed by MisterMook · · Score: 1

      Somehow I don't think that Gibson was imagining corporate black ops units gunning down 13 year olds for downloading the latest Avril Lavigne song though. We're not quite there yet thankfully, guess we'll see how interesting things get with a second term of Herr Bush almost surely coming...

    4. Re:I'm really quite amazed by 0x0d0a · · Score: 0, Troll

      You have a Wired subscription, don't you?

    5. Re:I'm really quite amazed by Datasage · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you. When i first got on the internet (Around 95 i think), It was basically considered a place to get lots of information. Not many people thought about the commerical aspect, though by 95 it was slowly starting to happen.

      Now its 2003, we have to constantly fight commerical messages in order to get to simple information. I dont think there is really anything we can do about it.

      So i have been playing with ideas to seperate the information/knowlege part of the internet from the commercial part. But also making it avialable to all, unlike Internet2. Maybe i'll get somewhere someday. Its not too high on my list of priorities.

      --
      In America we are imprisoned by our fear of them.
    6. Re:I'm really quite amazed by cfish · · Score: 1

      "In the last five years or so, the Internet has gone from being fairly calm and safe, to more and more of a virtual reality war zone."

      I see you have never been to the IRC and Usenet in early 90's.

    7. Re:I'm really quite amazed by MightyDrake · · Score: 1

      Commercialization had very little to do with it. Get any large group of people together and there will be friction.

      There are also many, many pockets of care-free fun on the net. Vast storehouses of knowledge. Many forums that engage in reasoned discourse.

      This is a squeeky-wheel kind of thing. You notice all the shouting. And you're forgetting all of the quiet positives that exist right alongside the fights you see. It's a little regretable, but ultimately just part of being part of the human species.

    8. Re:I'm really quite amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For heaven's sake, someone put this hippie out of my misery.

    9. Re:I'm really quite amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I wonder if all this could have been avoided if the internet was not commercialized?"

      No. Anything that threatens profits of corporations would come under fire, commercialization or not. The internet has this potential with or without commercial entities doing business on it.

      There will always be jerks, and they will appear in every human endevour we ever undertake. A fundamental defect of our species.

    10. Re:I'm really quite amazed by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      It is interesting that the Internet was viewed as a kind of egalitarian utopia not too long ago. Some people still hold this view, but in reality, it is becoming a constant war zone.

      It is sad really. For the first time in human history the general public had the widest collection of human knowledge available at their fingertips. There was a point where the Internet was far more valuable than going to a library, but it seems to be slipping backwards.

      Doing a search usually ends up with completely bogus results artificially inflated by people interested in increasing their hits or getting more ad revenue. More and more top search results seem to be nothing more than portal sites that list millions of keywords in an effort to draw you to their lame Yahoo.com ripoff site which has no information at all pertaining to your search results.

      Now that many corporations have woken up to the fact that allowing the general public such wide unfettered access to information is a terrible thing for their bottom line. Companies that relied on information being difficult to obtain are absolutely frightened that it can be duplicated and massively distributed to a billion people in a few minutes.

    11. Re:I'm really quite amazed by xThinkx · · Score: 1

      Ahh, the good old days of bot wars, clan hacks, and 24/7 IRC. I just checked, my old shell is still running an IRC bot, I haven't touched it in years.

      --
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      "
    12. Re:I'm really quite amazed by jafuser · · Score: 1

      We seem to be slowly slipping into Crytpo-Anarchism on the Internet. The society-organizing principles of meatspace will probably follow suit in time, especially as corporate power continues to remain unchecked.

      Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing is left as an opinion of the reader.

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    13. Re:I'm really quite amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      virtual reality war zone

      Let me introduce you to...."Human Nature". War is a part of life amonst humans, what are you going to do. Start a war to kill all of the warmongers. Welcome to the beast my friend.

  62. Tr8der Boy by borkus · · Score: 4, Funny


    He was a tr8der boy
    RIAA hater boy
    Downloaded his music off of Kazaa
    He had "Complicated"
    Up on his supernode
    Now he gotta subpoena from Silberberg & Knupp

    1. Re:Tr8der Boy by PorkCharSui · · Score: 1

      That's is so great... I can't wait until the music video to be posted to Kazaa!

    2. Re:Tr8der Boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WEIRD AL HAS A SLASHDOT ACCOUNT!!!!!!!! I knew it was true! When does the music video come out?

  63. SLASHDOTTED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone post a mirror of the story

  64. History repeats itself, with a twist by guacamolefoo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Ludacris, Michael Jackson, NAS, Busta Rhymes, Keith Sweat and Musiq

    Black musicians, eh? Nothing new here. Led Zepplin, Elvis, and the Stones stole music from black musicians for years, making the RIAA companies plenty of money. Now the RIAA is mad that people are stealing music from the black musicians owned by the RIAA slavemasters (1). Turnabout is fair play, baby. Too bad, RIAA.

    GF.

    1. It is admittedly hard to characterize Jacko as oppressed (2), but the artists come and go weekly, and the fat cats (in the industry) seem to just keep getting fatter (3) (4) (5).

    2. Despite his hilarious attempt to do so himself.

    3. SNZ.

    4. Until file sharing started raping their profits.

    5. I feel obligated to use this space to bitch about the fact that, like Open Office (6), /. makes it needlessly difficult to add footnotes to my posts.

    6. http://www.openoffice.org/

    1. Re:History repeats itself, with a twist by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      The squirrel nut zippers are getting fatter and fatter? I don't get it.

      --

      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
    2. Re:History repeats itself, with a twist by rocky28 · · Score: 1

      . It is admittedly hard to characterize Jacko as oppressed (2),

      It is just as hard to characterize him as being a black musician.

    3. Re:History repeats itself, with a twist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fat cat keeps getting fatter...

  65. Only on slashdot... by Frac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Only on slashdot will you see people complaining about *anything*.

    Those guys rummaged through the 911 subpoenas to compile a list on a spreadsheet, they let you download it for FREE, and not only did you show a token of appreciation, but you bitched about the formatting?

    Would it have been that hard to break out time appearing into another column, so interested people could actually *use* the data for something? No. In fact, it would have been *less* work.

    Interested people can compile their own list if they want.

    Next thing you know, they'll have a version with actually splits that column into two, and we're gonna see people say stuff like "Why the FUCK would these idiots use a Sans Serif font? Everybody knows that a Serif font looks better on the monitor! Those insensitive CLODS!"

    Yes it's mashed in the same column. Yes they used Arial. Yes they used a proprietary format by Big Bad Microsoft. Yes they weren't thoughtful enough to put in plain text so I can run your Perl scripts on it. Yes it's not encoded in ogg vorbis. Yes it won't play on your iPod or microwave. Yes they deserve to burn in hell for not making 2 million different versions catered for each person that downloads it.

    No they don't! Thank them for spending the time to sift through all the subpoenas!

    1. Re:Only on slashdot... by babbage · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Yes they weren't thoughtful enough to put in plain text so I can run your Perl scripts on it.
      Simple solution: Spreadsheet::ParseExcel::Simple .

      Here's one untested way to do it, based on the sample code given (Slashcode doesn't agree well with nicely indented Perl, so I've replaced standard indentation with vertical space instead to retain some clarity):

      #!/path/to/perl -w

      use strict;
      use Spreadsheet::ParseExcel::Simple;
      use LWP::Simple;

      my $content = get("http://www.slyck.com/misc/p2p.xls");
      open my $fh_excel, "p2p.xls" or die "cant write: $!";
      print $fh_excel $content;

      my $xls = Spreadsheet::ParseExcel::Simple->read('p2p.xls');
      foreach my $sheet ($xls->sheets) {

      while ($sheet->has_data) {

      my @data = $sheet->next_row;
      print $data[0], "\t", join("\t", split (/ */, $data[1]));

      }

      }

      And hey presto -- if all goes well, the spreadsheet in question should end up being magically downloaded & converted to a tab delimited table on the fly.

      Now that wasn't so bad, was it? And you didn't even have to do any of the work... :-)

    2. Re:Only on slashdot... by babbage · · Score: 1

      Hmm, actually that join("\t", split(/ */, $data[1])) trick isn't going to behave the way I intended -- multi-word song titles are going to be expanded into multiple columns. I'm too tired to fix it now though, I'm sure there's a decent one-line fix that can be plugged in there...

    3. Re:Only on slashdot... by Frac · · Score: 1

      I was being sarcastic :) I know it could be done, but I was simply mocking those that were ungrateful that someone bothered to compile the data in the first place.

    4. Re:Only on slashdot... by babbage · · Score: 1

      ...and I was having fun in dispensing with their one area of complaint :-)

    5. Re:Only on slashdot... by Frac · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and I was having fun in dispensing with their one area of complaint :-)

      Perl? But I only use Visual Basic, you insensitive clod! ;-)

    6. Re:Only on slashdot... by mirko · · Score: 1

      # You suggested :

      while ($sheet->has_data) {
      my @data = $sheet->next_row;
      print $data[0], "\t", join("\t", split (/ */, $data[1]));
      }

      # I guess you wanted to do :

      while ($sheet->has_data) {
      my @data = $sheet->next_row;
      print join("\t", @data);
      }

      # or...

      while ($sheet->has_data) {
      my @data = $sheet->next_row;
      $data[1] =~ s/\(([0-9])*\)$/\t$1/;
      print join("\t", @data);
      }

      # I got to ensure you can directly modify an array element, here...

      --
      Trolling using another account since 2005.
    7. Re:Only on slashdot... by babbage · · Score: 1
      I was going to put a variant like print join("\t", @data);, but if the module puts each cell into an array element, then a simple join isn't enough to split out the (optional) numbers in the second column -- and there are only two columns anyway.

      I think your second variant is much closer to the mark of what I was trying to do, but I'd have to try it to see. I think the regex probably needs to look for one or more digits, and once you've got that you can probably standardize the data by adding a line to clean up the last column, such as:

      $data[1] =~ s/\(([0-9]+)*\)$/\t$1/;
      $data[1] =~ s/\t$/\t1/;
      This way you should have data for all columns. Someone cleverer than me might find a way to combine those two lines, but I think this does the job & is fairly clear to read, so it'll do.

      I've got a hunch that making sure that the third column is clean might get annoying, but this should get at least 95% of the way there...

    8. Re:Only on slashdot... by mirko · · Score: 1

      $data[1] =~ s/\(([0-9]+)*\)$/\t$1/;

      I thought this was enough as it finds a number between parenthesis at the end of field and convert it to a new TSV cell...

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      Trolling using another account since 2005.
    9. Re:Only on slashdot... by babbage · · Score: 1

      Right, but if there is no number in parentheses, then that column is empty; all I did was convert an empty value into the 1 that was implied.

    10. Re:Only on slashdot... by mirko · · Score: 1

      Oh, OK, I get it now :)
      Sometime it's better to view the running program... at least mentally.

      --
      Trolling using another account since 2005.
    11. Re:Only on slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you only use VB, you don't deserve to have your needs catered to. And what are you doing on /. anyway, you script kiddie?! :P

    12. Re:Only on slashdot... by Tyrathect · · Score: 1

      A colleague asked me for an easy way to convert Excell files to text the other day, I knew it could be done in perl but I was too lazy to work it out. So thanks, you've saved me some time and my colleague a heck of a lot more time.

      --
      "They just use your mind and they never give you credit"
    13. Re:Only on slashdot... by Tyrathect · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the line returns :)

      print join("\t", @data) . "\n";

      Thanks, that's actualy been of some use to me.

      --
      "They just use your mind and they never give you credit"
    14. Re:Only on slashdot... by babbage · · Score: 1
      search.cpan.org is your friend :-)

      The bulk of this code comes right out of the readme file for the Spreadsheet::ParseExcel::Simple module. The main changes I made were to add the LWP call to download the source file, and I tweaked the line to split up the columns (as later replies went over & fixed).

      CPAN should get the credit for this -- I'm mainly cargo culting :-)

    15. Re:Only on slashdot... by tokul · · Score: 1

      Give people a hand and they will eat it all :)

  66. Why did everyone miss this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ludacris, Michael Jackson, Busta Rhymes, Keith Sweat

    This is obviously a plot my whitey trying to put down the black man. Fuck you cracker*!!!

    *cracker refering to person of white color, not someone who breaks into systems or defeats software copy protection

    1. Re:Why did everyone miss this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael Jackson is black?! When did that happen?

    2. Re:Why did everyone miss this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he had an operation done...

    3. Re:Why did everyone miss this? by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Funny

      only in the USA could a poor black kid grow up to be a rich white woman.

      --
      Do you even lift?

      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    4. Re:Why did everyone miss this? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think he had an operation done

      He? When did *that* happen?

    5. Re:Why did everyone miss this? by machine+of+god · · Score: 3, Funny

      It was good of you to qualify that. Otherwise you might have offended someone.

    6. Re:Why did everyone miss this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is obviously a plot by whitey trying to put down the black man.

      I, too, noticed that there appears to be a disproportionate number of songs in that list that are preferred by members of minority subcultures within the US*. Certainly this explains the aversive reaction of many Slashdotters above to the music on this list.

      Which leads me to ask, how were these songs selected? Were there any demographic considerations taken? Is this simply a list of the most commonly shared files? Is this a list that will select the largest number of file servers? Or is it something else? Further explanation would be quite interesting.

      I will remain,
      --Anonymous Coward.

      *(translation: what's with all this ghetto music?)

    7. Re:Why did everyone miss this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Love it or leave it you pinko commie.

  67. Cool... by inertia187 · · Score: 1

    Hip Hop, R&B, Rap, Rock, Pop and Country songs.

    Cool, stuff I generally don't listen to. Now I can go back to downloading folk and barbershop. Umkay?

    --
    A programmer is a machine for converting coffee into code.
  68. ha ha. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Would it have been that hard to break out time appearing into another column

    Using Excell, yes. Their parsing is pathetic and would have required lots of manual editing.

    spreadsheet abuse is one of my pet peeves

    Data is a terrible thing to put into Microsoft.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:ha ha. by simong_oz · · Score: 1

      bullshit. Took me all of 30 seconds to write a quick function that extracted the number from within the brackets into the next column. Because it wasn't perfect (fooled by a second set of parentheses) it took me another couple of minutes to manually correct the 5 cases where it didn't work, and if I wanted, it would have taken all of another 3 seconds to use "paste special"->"values" and get the actual numbers rather than formulas. If I'd spent a little longer the manual editing would have been unnecesary. And I'm not a programmer by any stretch of the imagination.

      Excel is still the best spreadsheet application out there. This might be slashdot and you gotta knock M$ at every opportunity but this kind of zealousness just sets your cause back further.

      --
      "Because it's there." - George Mallory, when asked why he wanted to climb Mt Everest, March 18, 1923 (New York Times)
    2. Re:ha ha. by mttlg · · Score: 1

      Using Excell, yes. Their parsing is pathetic and would have required lots of manual editing.

      Then don't use Excel. If you need to restructure data and Excel can't do it (or you don't know how to get Excel to do it), then use another tool. I dropped the Excel data into BBEdit, opened up the grep help page (because I haven't bothered to learn how to use grep yet) and put together this sequence in a few minutes:

      Find: \s+\r
      Replace with: \r

      Find: \((\d+)\)\r
      Replace with: \t\1\r

      Then I fixed the column header and dropped it into Excel. If you want 1s where no number is indicated, you can sort in Excel and drag a column of 1s in the appropriate spot, or you could alter the find and replace sequence (the last line of the file either needs a carriage return after it before the sequence is run or it can be dealt with manually):

      Find: \s+\r
      Replace with: \r

      Find: \((\d+)\)\r
      Replace with: \t\1\t\r

      Find: (\S)\r
      Replace with: \1\t1\r

      Find: \s+\r
      Replace with: \r

      There may be an easier way to do this, but I've only dealt with grep when I've needed to do specific things, so I'm no expert. This is just one example of a way to solve this problem in about as much time as it takes to post to slashdot.

  69. Civil by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

    Like many people, you are mis-informed. The users the RIAA hunts down are being served civil papers. Meaning, they will be sued. As much as the RIAA would like to be, they are not a sanctioned governmental agency. Therefore, while you may have to pay the RIAA part of your paycheck until the day you die, you won't be going to prison. It's sort of like GM deciding to sue people for buying car-parts at a small shop and fixing their GM cars themselves, instead of paying inflating prices at a dealership. Granted, the RIAA has at least an iota of legal basis to sue, while GM has none.

    1. Re:Civil by rimu+guy · · Score: 1

      My post was firmly tounge in cheek. I realise the proceedings are civil. However, who here things the RIAA wouldn't balk at federal criminal proceedings if they had the chance?

  70. Good Thing... by Shant3030 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm happy they are targeting Keith Sweat listeners. He is a menace.

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    100% Insightful
  71. that's it? by twitter · · Score: 1, Insightful

    900+ people and the most popular download only kicked over 12 times? The RIAA lost how many $ on that? The aritsts lost how many 1/10000th of a cent over this? Am I reading this wrong, or is this who thing adding up to a big ZERO?

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:that's it? by The+Spie · · Score: 2, Informative

      RTFA, jackass. They only examined 50 of the subpeonas. That means that Busta could be mentioned on about 250 of the total.

      I gave up moderating this thing to post this? Of course, my points couldn't have countered the retards who modded this "Insightful"...

      TS

      --
      If using Linux is about choice, how come people complain when I choose to use Windows?
  72. Re:'Pattern'? Right... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

    However, it's still funny ;)

  73. Not all 911 subpoenas by Frac · · Score: 1

    but it's still work they did for everyone else.

  74. Grep for what they sed by yerricde · · Score: 1

    And then you don't have to figure out if the number in brackets is actually the number of times it was mentioned or maybe makes up part of the title.

    Pattern matching saves you there. Given knowledge of your favorite text processing language's regular expression syntax, it's trivial to make a regexp that matches only lines containing a positive integer in parentheses (that is, ([1-9][0-9]*)), and it's also trivial to extract and sort on that number.

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
    1. Re:Grep for what they sed by buttahead · · Score: 1

      dork...

      she's whining about spredsheets and you expect her to whip out some regexs?

      but it _was_ funny

    2. Re:Grep for what they sed by CanSpice · · Score: 1

      Ahem. I'm a he.

      This is Slashdot, where do you get off assuming someone's female?

  75. Haaaa! by twitter · · Score: 1
    No Commodores No L.T.D. No McFadden and Whitehead No Ashford and Simpson No Gap Band

    No much of anything, was there? Someone is claiming the most popular download had a big 12 people. Call out the National Gaurd, we've got pirates, 12 of them who are responsible for the decline and fall of CD sales! Pathetic.

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  76. Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's Bonnie Raitt "I can't make you love me", and Eagles "Hotel California", two excellent pop songs that only appeal to you if you're over 40.

    1. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm under thirty, and I like Hotel California (but I hate every other Eagles track I've ever heard).

      But then, I live in NZ. We're so backward, our sheep put us on the edge of cliffs.

  77. Bling Bling, Yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ludacris, Michael Jackson, NAS, Busta Rhymes, Keith Sweat and Musiq

    Bling Bling Yo. Dis b good newz 4 us gangsta rappers. We gotz deez niggas on our side.

  78. Re:Can be opened with kspread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ah cool. you found a much better solution.

    c

  79. Simple moral to the tale by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

    Let this be a lesson to all of you: Listen to shitty music, get sent to prison.

    Well, off to listen to my new CD, "Yoshimi vs. the Pink Robots."

  80. Mirror by nolife · · Score: 2, Funny

    I grabbed a mirror before it went down

    Try this link "file:///c:/My%20Music"

    Odd how many of those same file I have..

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    1. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot. Use localhost.

    2. Re:Mirror by tarius8105 · · Score: 1

      Try this link "file:///c:/My%20Music"

      I use UNIX Damnit! give me a link that works!

  81. Honeypot the RIAA by KevMar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why dont we setup fake servers serving files with names that match the file.

    or setup p2p clients that will respond to all requests for these files with a spoofed address.

    If we flood the network with false positives, when it comes to the lawsuit it comes out that some people accused were not actualy shareing any files, they would have to prove that they verified each and every one of their victims.

    we could easily create blank files with the same time and size as the "real" files

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    1. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by swordgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK, so how do WE download the real files?

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    2. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by lildogie · · Score: 1

      > Why dont we setup fake servers serving files with names that match the file.

      Have at it, if you have the legal budget/knowhow to defend yourself.

      You'll have RIAA attorneys spinning legally convincing lies about you. They don't have to tell the truth to get you into court, and in court, the more expensive attorneys tend to win more often.

    3. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by ejaw5 · · Score: 1

      While we're at it, lets spoof the files with loops like "what the f*** do you think you're doing", "all your base are belong to us", or "f*** you I won't do what you tell me"

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    4. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would also destroy the functionality of the peer-to-peer networks, which is actually exactly what the RIAA is trying to do.

    5. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errrr...

      Wasn't that an RIAA idea to make it hard for people to find real files and thus disrupt the file sharing? And, yes, I think it could succeed in poisoning the P2P networks for the RIAA -- and everyone else.

      Are you, perchance, working for the RIAA? If so, at least you can probably afford the attorney's fees when they sue you!

      It might work slightly better, but perhaps not much, to poison files going to particular known-naughty IP addresses. That is, send a spontaneously created bogus file with the right name and file size to known RIAA IPs:

      When your P2P client gets a search request, it responds with a truthful list of files available. If a file is subsequently requested from your computer, your P2P client decides if the destination IP is likely a safe one (by whatever means). If it is a "likely safe" IP it sends the actual file, otherwise it spontaneously generates and sends a random pile of meaningless bytes that are in aggregate the same length as the requested file and sends those instead.

      - Anonymous Coward

    6. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by cyril3 · · Score: 3, Funny
      WE've already got THEM.

      And MY FRIEND has THE REST.

    7. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by crankystib · · Score: 0

      you know, if I was the RIAA and I wanted to kill file sharing, that's exactly what I'd do.

      If I got megs of garbage every other time I tried to download a file I'd get bored pretty quick.

    8. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by KevMar · · Score: 1

      OK, I overlooked that detail. So sue me.

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    9. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smooth move genius! Now how do WE find the real files?

      Do people even think anymore or what?

    10. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by xaaronx · · Score: 1

      But most of the real files suck and I've already got the albums the good ones are on. Spoof away!

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    11. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      No, it's all part of the plan. After all the files are fake, we sue the RIAA for vandalizing our network.

    12. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by nicke999 · · Score: 1

      Try explaining to the judge that those were not the real mp3 files but just fake music files you were sharing... you'd be lucky if he even understands what a mp3 file is.

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    13. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by kyletinsley · · Score: 1

      "We can't do that, Dude. Fucks up the plan!"

    14. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1: Don't have bad taste in music.

      Step 2: actually seek out music. Hint: rap isn't music.

    15. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      How about when you see a file that is 1k in size, you don't download it?

      Pretty simple, really.

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    16. Re:Honeypot the RIAA by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      --OK, so how do WE download the real files?--

      Use IRC?

  82. THE FUD IS WORKING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading some of the posts here, it's clear that people are falling prey to RIAA fud.

    Better not share those files, the big bad RIAA might get you!

    Once a critical mass of fud is achieved, p2p will die and the great mass of people will return to the music stores like cattle to an abattoir.

  83. Hah by michaeltoe · · Score: 1

    It's ok, I use kazaa to download subtitled sailor moon episodes. I don't think RIAA is gonna sue me over that.

  84. Good thing by Jebediah21 · · Score: 1

    I've downloaded all the tracks that don't suck on the list already ;) What I don't get is why they are going after people who are sharing some of the 80's music that really only appears on compilations (like Nu Shooz). Another poster said it looked like they are going after those with the least cash (those under 25)... aside from that I can't see any other reason.

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  85. Conclusion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people who share the most files are most likely to have the most popular music. Suprise suprise.

  86. come on, Flash by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

    Rosco, I'm surprised not to see Waylon Jennings in your list :-)

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  87. on the other hand by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    They can't really go after users sharing songs whose copyrights aren't owned by RIAA members.

  88. Charlie Daniels?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure jimmy dean was the only one to do big bad john, and almost positive that charlie daniels never did that song...

  89. Re:Fuck it, I give up. by michaeltoe · · Score: 1

    So this is like, the end of the world?

  90. RIAA will not stop by snopes · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just chatted with my investigator friend at the RIAA again. He told me they've got this whole operation outsourced to online investigators (not sure exactly what that means) and law firms. They're budgeting the effort as a simple cost of doing business. They do in fact have patterns, schedules, etc. This is just going to keep going until a group finds a common defense and can start making this more costly for them. Otherwise he said that internally it's clear they're following this road as long as they can.

    He also mentioned that they're now paying for staff at ISP's. Basically with the Verizon case everyone is ready to roll and RIAA finishes them off by offering to pay for the staff increases needed to fullfil the subpeonas.

    Personally I haven't bothered downloading music since shortly after the Napster demise, but this stuff is bullshit. I really hope the folks getting targeted can band together with some sort of tenable defense and start making this more expensive for them. During the Napster case I was told by this same guy that RIAA was getting short on funding and the labels weren't willing to cough up extra cash for the case. It sounds crazy, but maybe enough individuals could eventually team up, get all cases into a single jurisdiction, and try to start bleeding them again. They're big, but there funds are not limited. Certainly a long shot, though, and expensive for everyone involved.

    1. Re:RIAA will not stop by Nugget · · Score: 1

      Well, unfortunately for those named, "I didn't think I'd get in trouble because so many other people were doing it too" is not a valid defense.

    2. Re:RIAA will not stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      maybe enough individuals could eventually team up, get all cases into a single jurisdiction, and try to start bleeding them again

      Oh man, does this make me depressed.

      What you describe will never happen, because technically, what they were doing is illegal. Of course, someone could show that the RIAA doesn't have enough evidence to prove damages, but that's another matter entirely that's highly unlikely anyway.

      In some respects, I'm glad the RIAA is doing this rather than other things. I personally feel that going after P2P networks ala Napster was completely illegal and inappropriate. Going after the file sharers themselves, while unethical and distasteful, is at least technically legitimate in my mind.

      The problem we have here is of one party engaged in unlawful behavior attacking another party engaged in unlawful behavior. Why is this problematic? Because the law as it currently stands only recognizes the behavior of one party as being illegal.

      My impression of things--and economists can comment on this--is that whenever a large black market emerges, it's a big sign that the "legitimate" economy is failing. This seemed to be true post WWII, it seemed to be true after the falls of many goverments with the cold war and afterwards, and it seems to be true now. People trade copyrighted music files because the RIAA has an unfair and unethical monopoly over music media, and charges an inappropriate and unfair amount of money for it. If music were distributed in a modern manner, and priced fairly, this would not be happening.

      What really needs to happen is that legislation needs to be introduced to demonopolize the media industry--that includes the RIAA, Clear Channel, the whole shebang. What makes me depressed is that the current goverment is so completely corrupted by corporations--America has basically already become a corporatocracy--that this is not likely.

      So no, I doubt that these traders being sued will band together with a common defense and bleed the RIAA dry. What's more likely to be effective--if not likely overall--is that the RIAA will piss enough people off that someone will actually look into the problems of the media industry and do something about them.

    3. Re:RIAA will not stop by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 1

      If music were distributed in a modern manner, and priced fairly, this would not be happening.

      Right on the money, I think. The kids would still be doing this, partly because of the excitement at doing something forbidden or illegal, and partly because they don't have much money. But I bet that older people, with an income, would be all too happy to spend some money to get guaranteed quality, have no need to search for hours to get complete albums, help fund their favourite bands, be lawful and so forth.

      No matter if we are speaking about BuyMusic but good and working (iTunes have a shot at it from what I hear) or if CD:s would be priced sanely, I know I would gladly spend more money.

      Oh, and just the other day I got a tip about a quite unknown Swedish band ("RobinsonJorgen och Jesu Pojk" for any Swedes), downloaded most of the album, liked it and found the record online for about $10 including shipment. Deal! Still listening to MP3:s of it, but now it is the ones I've ripped from my own CD. :)

    4. Re:RIAA will not stop by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      The thing that concerns me the most is the stranglehold the RIAA has on promotion (especially radio). THAT is their real product.

  91. You've got jail! by swaterman221 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ROFL^30

    1. Re:You've got jail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have got jail? That doesn't sound like proper English grammar.

  92. awesome! by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Artists such as Ludacris, Michael Jackson, NAS, Busta Rhymes, Keith Sweat and Musiq were very common throughout the subpoenas.

    Sounds to me like they're doing a Good Thing by cracking down on people who listen to that kind of music ;P

  93. The RIAA might go away .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but if they persist, how about someone writing a personal radio recorder that only records music and can pick the selections you want. They would have a tough time tracking radio downloaders! Connect it to satelite radio or internet radio and you can get as good quality a file as you would like. Satelite radio would work particularly well as they broadcast a text i.d. of what they are playing.

  94. Damn...Didn't have that one by techgeek10101 · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the list RIAA. I found a couple holes in my collection.

  95. Re:Fuck it, I give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    happened to me too after I was quoted in a linked story making negative comments about something a lot of slashbots like (no not linux). after a week my account recovered, and it started collecting karma & mod points again.

    by the way your post makes no sense.

    c

  96. GTAA asks: borahbands.com -- is it back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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  97. Bottom Line by sandbenders · · Score: 1

    So what's the bottom line here- am I getting sued, or not? What about users who used filesharing apps with no username- how're they going to ID those people?

    But I guess what I'm really asking here is this: are they suing everyone? Are they settling, or taking everyone into court? Should I even borrow money for grad school, if I'm just going to end up giving it to the RIAA? Who gets the money here, if they do win, the RIAA or the artists who were 'robbed'? I assumed that this was a scare tactic, and I admit that I'm a little scared, but come on! You can't sue every file trader! There must be millions! How much of this sh!t are we going to put up with before people start throwing around the 'b' word? That's right, I said it. BOYCOTT. Any takers?

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    1. Re:Bottom Line by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "How much of this sh!t are we going to put up with before people start throwing around the 'b' word? That's right, I said it. BOYCOTT. Any takers?"

      It's thrown around /. everytime the Organization-That-Must-Not-Be-Named is mentioned. Unfortunately, the proles A) Believe whatever they hear on the TV, B) Do NOT read /., and C) Care only about their bread and circuses.

      Don't you dare do ANYTHING to their circuses. This is why DRM products always fail - They interrupt the proles' circus. However, for the most part, A overrides C. As long as each individual lost circus show isn't too big, the media groups and their controllers can get away with it.

      Now, this whole "Make anyone who uses Kazaa the bride of Big Gay Bubba" thing would interfere with the circus, but the odds of getting sued are insignificant. So unless a prole is directly related one of the Organization-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's victims, they won't percieve any interruption in their circuses because they believe whatever the Telescreen says. And we know how the horrible internet music pirates and thieves who make songs available for free download are hurting the artists (Those bastards!) get a fair chance on TV. And remember that we [The Organization-That-Must-Not-Be-Named] are fighting this good war in the name of the artists and on principle, not our profits! We care about the artists!

  98. Script by techgeek10101 · · Score: 0

    Does anyone have a script to do a mass download of songs from a text file?

  99. Kudos to the slashdot readers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting



    Slashdot readers are fantastic.

    Most interesting stories are mirrored in the comments. Which is great, especially when it concerns a story at NYT (which there should be less of), due to the registration requirements, I don't go to the site anymore.

    But the thing that really hit me with this riaa story is that someone who provided information in excel format was good enough to share the info, but not everyone uses excel, or any microsoft products, myself included. So what do some of the slashdot readers do? They adapt, and provide a service to other readers. The excel format document was changed to html, and even OpenOffice.org format, and made available on alternate sites. Both of the formats work for me. And I haven't even read all the comments yet. It may be available in additional formats.

    I had to stop and write this comment because of the greatness of the slashdot readers. I tip my hat to each of you who help make slashdot better for all of us.

    Thank you.

    1. Re:Kudos to the slashdot readers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had no problem with Mozilla and open office.

  100. RIAA is in violation of kazaa license! by levk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am baffled as to why i have yet to see this mentioned (maybe I have not looked around enough).

    The only way to be able to say in court that a given user actually was making a certain file available to the public is for the RIAA to have downloaded the file themselves. (unless of course they were sniffing the traffic, but that would be illegal as well)

    If they used kazaa to download from users to find out that they had an "illegal" file they would violate kazaa licence terms

    "2 What You Can't Do Under This Licence" sub sections:
    "2.11 Monitor traffic or make search requests in order to accumulate information about individual users;",
    "2.12 "Stalk" or otherwise harass another;" and
    "2.14 Collect or store personal data about other users."

    If they somehow reverse engineered kazaa to make their own client and avoid the above licence stipulations they would have run afoul of:
    "3.2 Except as expressly permitted in this Licence, you agree not to reverse engineer, de-compile, disassemble, alter, duplicate, modify, rent, lease, loan, sublicense, make copies, create derivative works from, distribute or provide others with the Software in whole or part, transmit or communicate the application over a network."

    1. Re:RIAA is in violation of kazaa license! by croddy · · Score: 1

      'tis true, but how well do you think the Kazaa developers would do suing the RIAA?

    2. Re:RIAA is in violation of kazaa license! by ratfynk · · Score: 1

      The whole Morphius Kazaa Bonzi Buddy thing was a plant by RIAA sponsored software writers! Spyware is one of the specialties of all this shit. When my daughter used that shit I just used cfdisk and now I do not have a problem. A good session with cfdisk cleans your windows of bugshit and RIAA spyware!
      She is forbidden to file swap shit MP3s and has been for 4 years My windows computer gets a regular cfdisk and partion copy using the 32 bit free extended xxcopy. So I do not worry about restoring my registry after a reinstall I just keep a usable clean win 98 back up on another hard drive and clean any spyware shit by hosing the other harddrive all together when it starts to get corrupted. XP can go take a flying leap.
      If the RIAA comes after me for my daughters past file swapping they are in for one hell of a fight. I am not your average windows dummy and watched the url returns on the cookies and registry redirects. If the RIAA used the spyware routine to entrap parents I will take them to the cleaners I need the money!

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    3. Re:RIAA is in violation of kazaa license! by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Jesus, get the kid her own computer.

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    4. Re:RIAA is in violation of kazaa license! by ratfynk · · Score: 1

      Now she has and realises how friggin' lame mp3s really are. She has a good cd collection and a good NEC with some Kefs. Sounds one hell of alot better than the shit that comes over the net. She is a musician herself and whole heartedly agrees. Leave the mp3s and computers for the tone deaf junk pop fans, we use real audio equipment.

      Kazaa license my but... it doesn't mean squat if you cannot see the source, or your not computer literate enough to track its foot print.

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    5. Re:RIAA is in violation of kazaa license! by burns210 · · Score: 1

      why not have kazaa encrypt the files(why aren't they doing that already?) and then the RIAA would have to break the DMCA to crack the encrytion!

      Note, even something as simple as rot-13(rotating the letters of the alphabet 13 spaces a-n, b-o, m-z...) is encryption, as that is what Adobe did with their ebook file format...

    6. Re:RIAA is in violation of kazaa license! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why not have the RIAA download the same thing that you or i do and then pay some kid(s) 10 bucks an hour to do the work? think about it, anything that is availible to the masses, is also available to them. and they have a lot more rescources than the rest of us do. Im still boycotting them. i havent bought a new cd in 3 years. every cd i have bought since may of 2000 has been from a record exchange or from the used section on amazon. i intend to fuck them where it hurts until they bleed.

    7. Re:RIAA is in violation of kazaa license! by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      That's pretty funny. That's like a drug dealer saying that you can't tell the police that he's selling on the street corner.

    8. Re:RIAA is in violation of kazaa license! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RIAA are breaching the terms of service for connecting to the network.

      For example, in the UK, this breaches the Computer Misuse Act - roughly, the hacking law. It's criminal, and very serious.

  101. SHIT by mcp33p4n75 · · Score: 1

    I knew ripping MC Hammer's Greatest Hits would come back to haunt me.

  102. Re:Fuck it, I give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

    Next!

  103. Re:Fuck it, I give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, loser.

  104. There is no Electronic music by mzkhadir · · Score: 2, Informative

    No Paul Oakenfold, No Sasha, No Paul Van Dyk, No John Digweed.

    1. Re:There is no Electronic music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good lord does anybody still listen to that plastic dreck?

      where's the autechre, phonem, crunch, arovane, and richard devine?

    2. Re:There is no Electronic music by suss · · Score: 1

      No Paul Oakenfold, No Sasha, No Paul Van Dyk, No John Digweed.

      Nope... i remember when napster started filtering songs, the last thing left was electronic music, like Orbital. I guess the RIAA doesn't care about it.

    3. Re:There is no Electronic music by mcp33p4n75 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i'm glad afx and squarepusher aren't on there. But then again, I own a lot of their cds anyway. About the closest thing to electronic on there was "Idioteque," which is a great song :P

    4. Re:There is no Electronic music by mcdade · · Score: 1

      I would like to find some of those on the network but truth is you can't find much! The main reason why the RIAA doesn't care about these artists is cause most of them own all the rights to their work, and in most cases the big labels (if any) just license the work for use, so it's not in the best interest of these labels to protect the artist cause they have nothing invested.

      Also lots of electronic fans, real ones, would and do support the artists which they really like. I have cd's that have been so well done that they have stayed in the cd player for weeks on end. The Matthew Herbert bodily functions comes to mind.

  105. Re:Fuck it, I give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I'm the guy that posted (#6577123).

    Funny shit eh? Posting the same thing at the same time? :)

  106. chasing the bigger flock by alib001 · · Score: 1
    I'm beginning to think they really *are* herding us towards greener pastures.

    It's not an entirely altruistic act. Judging by that list they're no longer only worried by just the technologically savvy leeching their tunes - they're spreading their nets wider and trying to target more people with... how can I put this... "eclectic" tastes.

    Ferchrissakes: MC Hammer - 2 Legit 2 Quit? STOP! Hammer Time! And on second thoughts: no - please just stop.

    1. Re:chasing the bigger flock by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      Ha! I saw that one too. I wondered if some poor sap saw one of his Aladdin Bail Bonds commercials and wanted to relive the glory days. Those commercials were almost as sad to me as Ickey Woods selling frozen foods door to door.

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  107. Using the Beavis and Butt-Head method... by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    ...of adding up* what's cool and adding up what sucks, I have arrived at these personal final results.

    Cool: 48
    Sucks: 181

    Therefore, the Cool to Sucks ratio is almost 4:1.

    Note: this ratio only works for me, not for all tastes. It's all highly subjective.

    BTW I arrived at this information using Open Office Calc. Which is cool.

    * Yeah, I know Beavis and Butt-Head are too stupid to add and have blown up computers in previous episodes just by banging on them.

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  108. I know what I'm going to do now... by RPI+Geek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm going to start downloading all sorts of music that I already own on CD, not share it, and hope they catch me. Then I can say, "but I already own that song and I wasn't sharing it with anyone! What was I doing wrong!?"

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  109. Won't happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody knows it's only white boys with baggy trousers who listen to rap, and it's only white men with expensive wardrobes who listen to R&B.

  110. I wonder why? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Is this a random thing, CD's most likely to generate actual sales in a retail (brrr, scary though), or perhaps the artists that bitch the most about piracy cutting their own profits?

  111. you, sir, are a moron by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's one thing if you want to bash Microsoft. This is slashdot, most everyone does.

    Saying Excel is a bad program, or that it's incapable of manipulating data efficiently, is idiotic. If you think Gnumeric or any of the other Linux spreadsheets are any better, you're fooling yourself.

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    1. Re:you, sir, are a moron by Enucite · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Saying that any of the MS office products are the pinnacle of productivity suites is just as idiotic.

      I know several "normal" people who hate the MS office suite, and I personally haven't had it installed on my computer since Office 97. I think there have always been better alternatives. When I was taking composition in college, Corel Wordperfect was much more efficient and had much better grammer checking than Word 2000/XP. I'd say Excel is quite a bit better in it's category than Word, but there are programs I much prefer over Excel.

      I'm not anti-Microsoft at all, I just don't care for MS Office. I don't really know of many casual users who really like Office. Most people hate the paperclip and the automatic formatting that Office tries to help you with. Most people also think that MS Office is their only option.

      I recently started using OpenOffice 1.1 and am very impressed with it's capabilities. I didn't care for 1.0 at all, but 1.1 is great. A few people who have seen it on my computer and used it have asked me to install it on theirs.

      My point is, many people don't care for the MS Office suite, and yes there are several other options that people actually prefer after using them (OpenOffice, Corel, Gobe, etc).

    2. Re:you, sir, are a moron by anagama · · Score: 1

      aaahhh ... "reveal codes"

      How I miss that!

      --
      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
    3. Re:you, sir, are a moron by caluml · · Score: 1

      Big gripe - when someone puts about 20 words in a .doc, and then sends that via email, rather than just typing it in the email natively. I'd even rather have an HTML email than a .doc attachment... Pah.

  112. Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by John+Murdoch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hi!

    One of the reasons the RIAA is targeting a specific group of files (in addition to target market, etc.) is that the RIAA is acting, legally, as the agent of the copyright owner. The RIAA doesn't own the copyrights to the music--generally, neither do the record labels. The "artists" (using the term very broadly in a few cases) own the copyrights, and the RIAA is acting on their behalf. They're looking for U2 files because U2 has given them permission to haul kids into court on a trumped-up infringement action.

    Which might give you pause, next time you're in the record store looking to buy a CD.

    Which brings me to an interesting idea:
    If you see the name of an artist you admire--and perhaps support with your hard-earned dollar--why not drop an email to the artist asking why he or she is supporting the draconian actions of the RIAA? As always, it pays to be polite--screamers just get ignored (or reinforce the "they're all crooks" attitudes). But a few hundred polite, irenic notes might just change a few attitudes.

    And a few hundred thousand polite irenic notes might just drum some sense into the musicians.

    1. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by Chilltowner · · Score: 1

      I notice, for instance, that a "Ween" song is on there. Ween has had a pretty good policy of allowing people to record and trade live shows, a la The Grateful Dead and Phish. I would think, given their fairly progressive track record in that respect, that they would not ask to appear on this list. Rather, I think the RIAA is just using the list to cast as broad a net as possible to pick up as many people as possible (Ween listners, Keith Sweat listeners, etc.) so they can keep handing out those subpeonas. I doubt that individual artists were asked to participate in the search.

    2. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by suss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're looking for U2 files because U2 has given them permission to haul kids into court on a trumped-up infringement action.

      Why are they looking for Michael Jackson songs then?

      Quoting:

      A proposed US bill that could send illegal file-swappers to jail for five years has outraged pop star Michael Jackson.

      "I am speechless about the idea of putting music fans in jail for downloading music," he said in a statement.


      It seems your statement is false.

    3. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by AaronStJ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      One of the reasons the RIAA is targeting a specific group of files (in addition to target market, etc.) is that the RIAA is acting, legally, as the agent of the copyright owner. The RIAA doesn't own the copyrights to the music--generally, neither do the record labels. The "artists" (using the term very broadly in a few cases) own the copyrights, and the RIAA is acting on their behalf. They're looking for U2 files because U2 has given them permission to haul kids into court on a trumped-up infringement action.
      While a good theory on the surface, this simply not true. Music recording falls under "work-for-hire". This means that when an artist records a song, he or she does not actually own the copyright, the label does, and the copyright will never revert to the artist. Check any CD you own, the copyright will be in the name of the label. This law was meant for things like newspapers: ie, a newspaper will own the copyright to any story writen by one of its reporters. Musicians were always a bit of a gray area until the RIAA sucessfully lobbied (read, bribed) congress to cause music recording fall under work-for-hire (this definition change was slipped into a 1,740 page bill without fanfare). In conclusion, it doesn't matter what U2 thinks, because they don't actually own any of their own songs.

      More information:
      http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0 ,1283,38129,00 .html
      http://www.prosoundweb.com/editorial/dana/d ana1114 00.shtml
      http://www.rapcoalition.org/work_for_hir e_sucks.ht m
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    4. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by jonbrewer · · Score: 1

      Why are they looking for Michael Jackson songs then? ... "I am speechless about the idea of putting music fans in jail for downloading music," he said in a statement. ... It seems your statement is false.

      Not necessarily so. No one is going to jail for downloading music - they're just going to go broke when a civil judgement is handed down against them.

      As an easy way of avoiding said probability I suggest spending twenty-five dollars to incorporate in some state or country and then selling your computer to your new company. In case of lawsuit, take your company into bankrupcy and avoid the possibility of personal financial loss.

    5. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are only partially correct. The record label owns the copyright for the recording, not the song.

      The copyright for the recording and the copyright for the song are legally seperated. Unless the record label payed the artist a direct fee for writting the song ( as happens with commercial jingles) then it is not a work for hire and the artist retains ownership rights until he reassigns them by contract (which is often required of a new artist if they want to get a recording contract).

      Look at a CD produced before this new law. You'll find the same copyright notice giving rights to the recording to the record label. The record label produced the recording and own it, not the artist. It has always been this way, it was simply arranged by contract.

      If an artist didn't assign exclusive distribution rights to a label, why on earth would the label bother to produce the artist's album?

      Let him bloody well go produce and distribute it himself.

      Which, of course, the brighter minds are now doing.

      KFG

    6. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by edstromp · · Score: 1

      My letter, though not entirely eloquent may be a building block for the next guy:

      Dear -

      I recently noticed that RIAA has been suing fans that have downloaded some of your music. I am wondering why you have chosen to support RIAA by allowing them to sue your fans in this fashion. Wouldn't it be better to focus on finding a legitimate way to get music electronically, such as Apple's iTunes Music Store? I think you would find that the illegal music file trading would stop just as fast as it started if people were given a fair and legitimate way to get music electronically.

      Every time I purchase a new album, I immediately encode it to mp3. I do this, not for illegal reasons, but because I want to listen to your music at home, at work, and on the bus. mp3's are much easier to carry around than CD's. I honestly can't tell you the last time I listened to any of my music straight from the original CD it came on. It has been at least a year in any case. I listen to my music exclusively from MP3's.

      As a fan, I would appreciate any efforts you could make to move the industry forward instead of supporting RIAA who seems to be bent on preventing the future from happening.

      Thank you for your time,

    7. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are only partially correct. The record label owns the copyright for the recording, not the song.
      Which, I'd imagine, is probably why AaronStJ wrote "Music recording falls under 'work-for-hire'" (emphasis mine). In other words, he was not just "partially correct;" he was completely correct, and you have added nothing to the discussion.
    8. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by AaronStJ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If an artist didn't assign exclusive distribution rights to a label, why on earth would the label bother to produce the artist's album?
      It's worth pointing out that you can give someone exclusing right to distribute something without giving up the copyright. This is how almost all books work (they ars still copyright the author, though the publishers has exlusive rights to distribute it for a while).
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      Stupid like a fox!
    9. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by kfg · · Score: 1

      Indeed, as the songwriter retains the rights to the song. He may well assign publishing rights to a third party, and usually does, and sound recording rights to even another party.

      In case of a talking book the recording company will own the rights to the recording.

      The author can, of course, record it in his den and try to distribute it himself, in which case he will own the recording.

      There is both a difference in law ( there's no such thing as a mechanical royalty for printed matter) and difference in the business between the printing business and the recording business.

      The upfront (before producing the physical medium) costs of a book to the publisher are anything from nothing to about $5000 dollars.

      Now your band could certainly also make it's own recording in your den and then seek a distributor, but if you want Columbia to front you a quarter million to do it I don't think it's entirely out of line for them to demand ownership of the result.

      Making it an article of law is another matter though.

      KFG

    10. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by Odinson · · Score: 1
      Is there a campain yet to hand out lists of sueing (or sued on behalf of) artists in front of tower records across the country?

      It seems to be time.

      Let the RIAA argue the point they are NOT doing this on behalf of the artists on the Tee Vee. That's not our problem.

    11. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by John+Murdoch · · Score: 1

      Hi!

      I've mentioned in an earlier reply that I have worked on publishing for a long time. As it happens, I have crossed paths with Michael Jackson's "people" and his music publishing venture.

      Simply put: Michael Jackson may be "outraged" at the notion of jailing file-swappers--but that doesn't mean that Michael Jackson's staff isn't scrupulously guarding all of their considerable investment in a) his performances, and b) his music catalog. If you would care to find out, try selling photocopies of old Beatles music--and see how quickly Michael's lawyers drag you into court. (MJ owns the Beatles music catalog--the copyrights to all of the sheet music.)

    12. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      but if you want Columbia to front you a quarter million to do it I don't think it's entirely out of line for them to demand ownership of the result.

      Just a nit pick, but they don't own the result, they "hold the copyright". There's a difference in that ownership isn't time-limited. Although the neverending copyright extensions have practically turned it into traditional property.

    13. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by kfg · · Score: 1

      Ah, I didn't say they owned it. I implied they demanded it. That's what they own Senators for. :)

      I also left out the part where Columbia may well be fronting the money, but consider it a loan to be payed back out of royalties.

      That bit alone should disqualify it as a work for hire. If you wish it to be a work for hire, pay them for it.

      KFG

    14. Re:Understand Why It Is These Particular Files by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      I also left out the part where Columbia may well be fronting the money, but consider it a loan to be payed back out of royalties.

      That bit alone should disqualify it as a work for hire. If you wish it to be a work for hire, pay them for it.

      Absolutely. It's amazing--They're taking a huge chunk of the profits (not that they're not entitled to some, but come on!) and then still making you pay them back. Although, I do think that in some cases all the free drugs, booze, and hookers could be considered considered payment. Some of the big-time rockers bring it on themselves.

  113. It is the other way around or "A Plan for RIAA" by Pac · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yet again with with apologies to Paul Graham, I wrote it before: implement colaborative bayesian filters in all major P2P clients. Train the filters to reject RIAA known search strings, RIAA known IP numbers, RIAA known nicknames. Iterate this across all participants. Let the filters learn while RIAA try to beat themt. Go back to step 1.

  114. A good start, but... by fname · · Score: 1

    It is a good start, but the analysis is sorely lacking. What would be interesting to do is determine which set(s) of songs have at least one occurence for each subpoena. In other words, Song "A" is on computers 1-20. song "B" is on 21-32, song "C" is on 33-37 and song "D" is on computers 38-50. If you can find a small subset of ~10 songs (or 3-4 artists), that may strongly indicate which songs are being targeted.

  115. Re: Watch it, whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, your profile shows that it's not a pattern -- but your whoring here is pretty obvious. Converted articles + a login to NYT?

    It's just karma, dude.

  116. Are you really that stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or did you flunk out of law school?

    Lawyer wannabee?

    It's kazaa's move if they are violating kazaa's license if that's your belief. And if that ended up in court just about any judge would throw it out in a second.

    They aren't downloading the songs. Or sniffing traffic. They are taking screenshots of what you are sharing in your shared folder.

    The technical jargon is that you are making the files available for download. Not that they downloaded files and here's the file for proof. Or that they sniffed traffic.

    Personally, I've been thinking of putting files in a shared folder, and waiting for them to pull the trigger. Because my box is behind a firewall, so all attempts to download even a single packet fail. So I have proof, which I would back up with screenshots, showing that nothing has been transferred. And I would show up in court. And I have no assets to lose, and can afford losing a judgement. My credit is shot to hell already. And I'm undefeated in court.

    But apparently, it doesn't work that way (actual upload/download). Whether this will work in court or not, we'll have to wait and see. But the whole point of the subpoenas is to scare, and pry some money loose. Simply look at what DirecTV has been doing.

    And btw, the bills they are now trying to shove through in congress state that if you make a file available in your shared folder, you are guilty, regardless of whether the file was uploaded/downloaded to someone else.

    1. Re:Are you really that stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      Here's a thought. Make a Kazaa-like application contain a ROT-13-encrypted ID paragraph that must be decrypted and transmitted over the wire via a secure tunnel to identify the client. It would be a violation of the DMCA for the RIAA to decrypt it and use it in their own client, since it would be being decrypted for the purpose of copying the paragraph, and by law, a paragraph is a copyrighted entity the moment it is made into physical form.

      Thus, unless they break the law (and can be sued for it), their client would show up as an unknown client type. All the open source projects would exchange encrypted ID codes (and only the encrypted form, to maintain DMCA protection, along with a licensing of the rights to decrypt it within any unmodified version of the application itself). The encrypted form could include a checksum of the program binary taken after first execution and store it on a central authorization server if added security is desired.

      At that point, you have reasonable assurance that any unknown or unofficially modified client could be identified, barring the RIAA committing a criminal act of copyright violation. Now make damn sure that the licensing terms of all the legitimate clients specify that the RIAA's (ab)use of the software is illegal.

      So now comes the fun part. You set it up so that any unknown client gets an open connection, then gets junk data dribbled out at about one byte per second.

      By doing this, not only does it make it impossible for the RIAA to (legally) obtain information about file sharers, it also would bog down the computer systems and networks of the people they contract to do their network scans to such a degree that it would become economically unfeasible to continue doing such scans.

      At that point, they face a choice---give up or break the law---knowing full well that if they obtain this information, they will be sued by the people writing the software for violating the very law under which they are suing that software's users.

      see also: irony

    2. Re:Are you really that stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you really that stupid?

      "All the open source projects would exchange encrypted ID codes (and only the encrypted form, to maintain DMCA protection, along with a licensing of the rights to decrypt it within any unmodified version of the application itself)"

      whats to keep the RIAA from getting one of these clients themselves and using it the same way we do? you think that they cant train and pay some one 10 bucks an hour to do this for them.
      fucking morons here think they know everything

  117. How to Lie with Statistics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's consider whether this pattern reflects the searching
    and investigative habits of the RIAA, or merely reflects
    the types of materials that are available online.

    I suspect that it's the latter. It would be helpful if
    anyone could point to any statistics about the relative
    availability of these songs on a network. Thus, if
    Busta Rhyme is on the list, but his songs are widely
    available, does this mean they are "targetting"
    anything, as the story suggests.

    A two-tailed t-score test will give us a measure as
    to whether the two populations (the RIAA list, and
    what's available online) are drawn from
    a common source.

  118. a "me too" post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought of something to discuss, but instead I'd just like to add Beethoven, Chopin, Schumann, and Liszt to that list.

    I'd be happier than the flies in a shit house if somehow all the great composers became hugely popular.

  119. OpenOffice on the other hand is just fine by Pac · · Score: 1

    Some of us just don't dig Office.

    And in the wise words of my own father 20 or so years ago, what a load of crap kids listen to this days...

  120. Interesting list! by unsung · · Score: 2, Interesting


    You know, that was actually a very interesting list. You have to wonder how they arrived at it. Any one of us can probably have about 10 of these songs in our collection, but if you think about the type of person who would carry over 95% of the songs on that list, and you'll have someone who probably is creating a library of mp3's.

  121. My plan by future+assassin · · Score: 0

    Is to make a mp3 that contains word that say "I think the RIAA sucks cook". "I think Hillary thakes it in the ass:" etc. You know what I mean. Then rename the file to the names of track by Matallica, Britney Spears, etc and post them on Kazaa. Seems kind wate of time and childish but ehhh, why not.

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  122. I guess I'm safe by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

    Damn, I've only ever had 3 songs on that list (Bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer, G&R's Sweet Child O Mine, and Van Halen's Hot For Teacher). They're not even on my computer right now. Hell I'm safe.

  123. U2 by BrainsVolpe · · Score: 1

    Eeeeekk.... I happen to be a huge U2 fan and have almost all their songs.... I gotta take those out of the trading MP3s.... :-(

  124. Pop music not music by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People don't listen to pop music because it's good music. It's because the singers are sexy or cool, and because it's marketed well.

    Pop music, like pop movies, are primarily a marketing phenomenon. Very few pop movies induce me to say "Wow, that was really impressive acting."

    Why do you think so few resources go into producing the music, and so much into marketing it?

    1. Re:Pop music not music by catherder_finleyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True. But it is also a matter of what's available, or NOT available to the listening public. Radio, still the main medium most use for hearing new music is mostly "crap" (except for the 20-30 minutes of commercials per hour, which is WORSE!). This crap is also in very few formats, which leave many audiences unserved.

    2. Re:Pop music not music by uhhhhhhh · · Score: 1

      I honestly can't remember the last time I was actually impressed with the acting in a movie. Which is probably because as long as the acting isn't horrible, distracts from the plot, I never pay much critical attention to it. Besides I'm watching it to be entertained not to be convinced that it's reality or necessarily even close.

    3. Re:Pop music not music by sootman · · Score: 1

      A few things:

      1) I have a hard time seeing how sexy or cool someone is when I'm listening to them on the radio. I judge music solely on what I hear. I liked "crazy in love" the first time I heard it--I didn't know who the chick was or the rapper, and I hadn't yet seen her & her friends shaking their asses in the video (mmm...), I just liked it, partly because of the "Are you my woman?" sample. I also liked "Whodat" the first time I heard it, and it was just some random thing I had downloaded off of mp3.com in the early days. I just went to the Rap page, downloaded a dozen songs, and gave them a listen. 5 years later, it's still a favorite. Never heard from them before or since, never saw them, and can't even find any evidence that the group still exists or ever did.

      2) I, and 99% of the rest of the populace, go to movies to be entertained, not to judge olympic-style the technical quality of the acting. If you have high standards, great, but don't look snobbishly down your nose at the rest of us. We're having a fine old time, thankyouverymuch. I *like* seeing women in skintight outfits blow shit up. (I liked the qatsi trilogy as well, btw.)

      3) A question: Very few pop movies induce me to say "Wow, that was really impressive acting." I gather from your statement that you see many pop movies? (I don't think you would have said "very few" if you had only seen three and didn't like two.) Do you *ever* like them? If not, why do you keep going? After all, you can usually tell from previews and reviews if they're going to suit your tastes or not. Did you go to Charlie's Angels 2 with your expectations high and leave with them unmet?

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    4. Re:Pop music not music by bogado · · Score: 1

      I disagree with you, many of the music that are considered classics were in some time popular and the elite laughthed at it. Shure i don't think that everything that is playing in the radio today is going to be considered a classic music someday in the future, but some of the music will survive. I am all for pop music, and other pop stuff like chesee movies with obvious plots. A movie like "Charlie's Angels" for instance have little to do with acting, and much to do with correct lighting and camera movements and just right music, and off course butts. :-)

      --
      []'s Victor Bogado da Silva Lins

      ^[:wq

    5. Re:Pop music not music by shaitand · · Score: 1

      But the acting in pop movies IS horrible and distracts from the plot (which is basically nonexistant).

    6. Re:Pop music not music by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Most of what is considered classic sucks as well though. The same is true of movies, take gone with the wind for instance.

    7. Re:Pop music not music by bogado · · Score: 1

      Oh good, so the only good music is the one you like? This is a very dificult problem, how can one tell a good piece of art of another that "sucks"? It is my perception that all points are in the deep derived from taste, maybe not my taste or yours, but someone that made the rules taste.

      --
      []'s Victor Bogado da Silva Lins

      ^[:wq

    8. Re:Pop music not music by Super+Greek · · Score: 1

      Very good fuckin' point man. All this pop/poop shit music crap is.. well. crap. it sucks. It makes people wonder, "how do people with such little talent go famous?" Its all in the looks. You want good music, you go back to the 90's, fuck the look, its the music.

    9. Re:Pop music not music by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      I, and 99% of the rest of the populace, go to movies to be entertained, not to judge olympic-style the technical quality of the acting. If you have high standards, great, but don't look snobbishly down your nose at the rest of us. We're having a fine old time, thankyouverymuch.

      1) it's not a game where people get their jollies out of "judging olympic-style". Some are just disgusted by crap. It's not necessarily elitism. 2) the (unverified, but that doesn't matter here) fact that 99% enjoy crap does damage in that the demand greatly reduces the supply of good stuff.

    10. Re:Pop music not music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh someone has a problems admiting his not in the norm... Pop music is pop because its popular, so why is everyone wrong .. and why are you right ?

  125. MP3s had tags by ratfynk · · Score: 1
    Alot of all the shit mp3s had file tags you guys, that triggered the spyware in Kazaa.

    I have not allowed this shit on my computer for years. The big motha f'rs watching you..... watchin' your every move...

    But with XP I can fly....but then again it is entirely possible that you are flyin' blind!

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  126. Re:Can be opened with kspread... by mirko · · Score: 1

    Jesus Christ ! If I didn't know a few of the 80's artists (Cure, U2), I'd then totally misunderstand what this article is about ?!
    Does this mean that most 20-year old quality stuff is available for free ???

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  127. Pattern? by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 1

    ... The only way I'll find a pattern to any of this is if I spend the rest of the night playing rounds of 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

    Frankly I'm disappointed (but not surprised) that the RIAA is more immediately interested in these newer performers than in first "protecting" those artists that made RIAA rich in the first place. I'm in the Lou Reed camp!

    And to anyone who downloaded The Clash... just cough up the $20 to buy Sandinista , and support the only rock band that mattered!

  128. Looks like a boycott list by Openstandards.net · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For those not already boycotting all RIAA labels, or at least the top 5, it looks like a good list of artists to boycott. No CDs, no shirts, no concerts, etc....

    I'd be unhappy if I were an artist, and my sales went down because the RIAA used me to persecute citizens.

  129. Notable songs on the list... by Goonie · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Can't Get Enough - Depeche Mode
    • Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
    • Hungry Like A Wolf - Duran Duran
    • Love Don't Cost A Thing - Jennifer Lopez
    • I'll Trade A Million Bucks - Keith Sweat
    • 2 Legit 2 Quit - MC Hammer
    • Money Is My Bitch - NAS
    • Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
    • Is It A Crime - Sade
    • I'm a Thug - Trick Daddy
    • Paging Dr Freud...

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    1. Re:Notable songs on the list... by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 1

      MC Hammer? Woah. These people have nothing to worry about -- the judge will definitely accept a plea of insanity.

    2. Re:Notable songs on the list... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      I have to admit, while I did observe a theme here... "I can't get enough" by Depeche Mode off their Speak n' Spell if i'm not mistaken isn't exactly what I consider to be a mainstay of them. Only a real fan or someone who enjoyes the sound of a casio keboard with some nostaliga for commodore 64's would be caught dead with that track, or unless someone wants to use it for a parity of a viagra comercial (I just can't get it up).

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    3. Re:Notable songs on the list... by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 1

      Theme is probably commonly bootlegged/stolen/dubbed songs over the last 25 years or so. With the 80's songs it would have been dubbing with the dualcassette is all.
      They probably have the list from somewhere else, been compiling over the years. From teenage informants and such.

  130. Well... I'm safe... by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1
    Of all the mp3s on that list that I've downloaded...

    a) I downloaded them before the RIAA started with the crackdown (2 years ago)

    b) I own the albums on audio casette and can claim that I'm backing up my collection, just in case the tape wears out.

    and c) They're not on my hard drive anymore because I burned the songs to CD and then deleated them from the hard drive.

    As for the ones not on the list... well... I'll doubt I'll see any Anime songs or songs by Horslips on there anytime soon.

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  131. Re:Fuck it, I give up. by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 1

    Personally, I valued your bamboo bike comment. As a proud owner of a Springer Softail, adults on bicycles (bamboo or not) already look like clowns on flaming unicycles to me!

    And hey, looks like I'm winning the "Moderation Game" ;)

  132. Two Words: Pro Se by core+plexus · · Score: 1
    Never underestimate the power of a Pro Se litigant. Certainly it's not for everyone, but if someone came up with the basic arguments, (and posted it somewhere for everyone to download) and the procedures for your Court system, (which you can find online or at your local courthouse or law library) then you can cost them a lot of money, even if you eventually lose. I can tell you that discovery proceedings can be very expensive, especially when you write a big discovery/interrog/request for production. The rules aren't that hard to follow, but sometimes even the big firms slip up and the Judge does not like that.

    I'd bet this would slow them down, and think of the negative publicity.

    As a matter of background, my first Pro Se case was defending myself against the State. I won.

    -cp-

  133. Is it time to stop sharing RIAA-protected music? by __aavhli5779 · · Score: 1

    My solution to this debacle has been simple; I don't share music released on labels represented by the RIAA. Of course, I guess I can count myself lucky that 95% of that music doesn't appeal in the slightest to me (as do many others, having read the comments), but I still find myself downloading it at times; it's just not in my shared folder.

    At the same time, I have no qualms about sharing nearly 10 gb of drum n' bass on Direct Connect. The copyright infringement is the same, but the fact that the music I share is released mostly by independent labels, many of whom only release their music on vinyl, makes a whole world of difference.

    The way I see it, the RIAA's purpose is not to destroy file-sharing completely. It's just to stop the sharing of content produced by the labels they represent. However you may view it, they are protecting their property; you and I may not agree with their tactics (I am of the firm belief that sharing mp3s is an extension of one's fair-use rights, but I digress) but their aim is clear: get RIAA music off p2p networks, not destroy p2p networks entirely.

    I will probably be accused of being an RIAA astroturfer (which could not be farther from the truth; I'm just your average college student who likes to get something for nothing) but at least try to put yourself in their shoes and realize the motivation behind what they're doing.

    Music sharing has been going on for much longer than p2p networks and the RIAA never raised a peep; what networks like Napster, and then AudioGalaxy, and then Kazaa and others did is bring music downloading to the masses; the reason 60 million US citizens use peer-to-peer networks is because the technology is so accessible, and when your average Joe, Bill and Henry are all downloading tunes, you must admit that the labels' profits will be affected.

    If the RIAA doesn't succeed in stopping sharing of tunes released by labels they represent, but instead causes file sharing to once again become the domain of the more technically-inclined music-lovers and collectors who have the will and expertise to use secure systems (Waste and Freenet come to mind) or private servers (ftp, DC hubs, Carracho, etc.), the effect will be similar. Gross infringement of their copyrights will be significantly reduced, and myself and many others who dislike the lowest-common-denominator element that has been introduced to file sharing will be satisfied.

  134. Re:Can be opened with kspread... by goodie3shoes · · Score: 1

    UM, not on my RH8 box..Kspread bolloxed it, while OO/Staroffice Calc did fine.

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  135. Re:Fuck it, I give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woah, creepy. Are you my long-lost twin brother?

    (Not that I have a long-lost twin brother, but I guess it never hurts to ask.)

  136. Good buisness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    somehow I don't think suing thier customers would be good buisness. Perhaps we can go help them and find all AOL users copying songs and the like. Perhaps we can undermine the beast.

  137. Isn't this like Batman part 1? by Martin+Marvinski · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:

    After looking at 50 or so subpoenas, the suspicion of a pattern grew more confident. While an individual wouldn't necessarily get subpoenaed for just having a Busta Rhymes song, it was the combination of Busta and additional artists that triggered the bot. Slyck hopes to obtain the entire database to more conclusively examine and reveal this potential pattern.

    This is exactly how the Joker killed people in Batman part 1!. If you used a combinatin of cosmetics THAT would kill you, e.g. lipstick with eye liner. I guess these hollywood guys use stuff from the scripts in real life!

  138. Guess I'm safe by kalmite · · Score: 1

    As I would never listen to any of the music on that list, much less download it.

  139. Gee, that's funny . . . by ubernostrum · · Score: 1
    And please tell me what is helpful about a chart written for a product I do not own?

    I don't own a copy of Excel either, but I've got at least three different applications handy which are free (as in speech and as in beer) and can read the file . . .

  140. DMB? by cei · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm surprised that Dave Matthews Band shows up on the list. Sure, they have the right to protect their studio recordings as much as the next guy, but if the data being pulled is based on song title, the number of legally taped live performances is going to throw a false positive more times than not.

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  141. Re: Watch it, whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just going to say "thanks" for the conversion when I saw this:

    It's just karma, dude.

    The post is a way for me to read the files (in fact the only reason I clicked on the comments was to find a converted copy). Though after doing so I'm not sure why a spreadsheet was used at all.

    To everyone: Be a whore or don't. I don't care so long as I can still get plain data on the net.

    - Chad

  142. I Got a Better Idea by cfish · · Score: 1

    "This is just going to keep going until a group finds a common defense and can start making this more costly for them."

    I know EXACTLY how to do it: Cut off their funding.

    Everybody STOP posting and downloading music from P2P networks, and pledge not to buy a single CD from RIAA artists.

    The RIAA will still have to pay the lawyers, the media, the outsourcing detectors, the ISP staffs, the cost of making MTVs, Chrystal Channels, etc. And we will not buy a single CD to fund it.

    Then we sit back to watch the big 5 bleed to a painful death in a year or two. RIAA will run out of funding - remember, WE the customers funded the RIAA. In the end, whichever record labels that takes over will remember the lesson - that the customers are buying entertainment, not lawsuits.

    1. Re:I Got a Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm already doing this.

      When the Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) put out their ads linking drug money to terrorism, the idea was to convince people that when they buy drugs, they are supporting something very distasteful and unethical. The reason it didn't work, and the ads were eventually pulled, is everyone knew it was a crock (much of the marijuana supply is grown domestically, and the imported stuff tends to come from Canada and Mexico - not exactly countries known for their support of terrorism).

      It seems the RIAA may succeed where ONDCP failed. If I buy an RIAA CD, I'm contributing $20 to the RIAA crusades. I find this quite distasteful, to the point that I can't see myself buying one of their CD's - especially given the alternatives over at CD baby. And it's not like it's some great act of self-sacrifice - I don't even want to buy their stuff, given my awareness of what the money would support.

      I have to agree about the quality (or lack thereof) of mainstream music too - even before the lawsuit crusade was announced, I was buying few CD's and not using the p2p services much simply due to lack of interest.

      Support independent music! Once you hear good new music for the first time in years, you won't want to go back to the RIAA stuff (at least I haven't, not yet, it's only been a few weeks).

      As for getting stuff off the p2p networks - what's that saying about getting out of the way of an angry herd of elephants?

    2. Re:I Got a Better Idea by kardar · · Score: 1

      That's one way... is to have artists move over to a different model. By supporting independent music, more artists will be willing to take a chance in that direction. An artist is taking a chance regardless of what label he or she chooses to go with, so if independent labels become known for being able to create successes for artists, this would be a great way out of this mess that we are currently in.

    3. Re:I Got a Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Support independent music! Once you hear good new music for the first time in years, you won't want to go back to the RIAA stuff (at least I haven't, not yet, it's only been a few weeks).

      Ok, where on the internet can you get music from independent artists? MP3.COM was about the only site that I know of that was worth anything, until they were bought by Vivendi-Univer$al, then they went down hill from there, now they don't even have any Independent artists.

      Oh, sure, there may be sites out there that has independent artists, but, they are usually Grunge rock/Heavy Metal or lousy Techno Crap that sounds like a Fat-Boy Slim ripoff. I have even looked on google with no luck at all. If anyone can prove me wrong, please, go ahead do that.

    4. Re:I Got a Better Idea by cfish · · Score: 1

      Check out

      http://irate.sourceforge.net/

      I actually found a lot of good ones on public radio. We need, and we are building, digital "words of mouth" system to weed out crap music.

    5. Re:I Got a Better Idea by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      The reason it didn't work, and the ads were eventually pulled, is everyone knew it was a crock (much of the marijuana supply is grown domestically, and the imported stuff tends to come from Canada and Mexico - not exactly countries known for their support of terrorism).

      I know you probably don't know this, but there are other drugs besides Marijuana. One drug in particular, Heroin, is a large source of funding for terrorism: read it and weep.

    6. Re:I Got a Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From your article:

      It is believed that for many years Afghan opium and heroin were a major financial source for the former Taliban regime, as well as for the Al-Qaeda terrorist network.

      This is a rather interesting quote, because the Taliban strictly enforced (death penalty) a prohibition on opium growing, and it actually made a huge dent in the world opium supply. After the Taliban got kicked out, opium fields popped up all over the country again because the Coalition antidrug laws are far less strictly enforced than the Taliban's antidrug laws and poor Afghan farmers have no other viable means of support. World opium supply is way up since September 2001.

      I'm not saying you're wrong - in fact, most of the profit from drugs goes to distributors and not growers, and while some of the money is helping Afghan farmers feed their families, the majority goes to the organized criminals that transport it from Afghanistan to Europe/America.

      That said, the antidrug ads failed because of the PERCEPTION that drug money doesn't actually fund terrorism, at least not in a meaningful way. It didn't matter much whether this perception was accurate. It's possible to try and fail to convince people of the truth.

  143. Clarification by Bons8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As im lost in this confusing RIAA war, just a quickie clarifcation question: The RIAA is going after file-sharers correct? Not file-leechers? File leechers being those that take and don't share. I see no way the RIAA having a valid case against a file-leecher (since a file-leecher can easily argue they they are trying to get their fair-use due to the corrupted CDs out there). if thats the case... bleh leecher will be the only ones that survive...

    1. Re:Clarification by Jonner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Leechers can't survive without sharers. That is, they'll cease being leechers when there's nothing to leech.

    2. Re:Clarification by fore1337 · · Score: 1

      umm, the RIAA has been catching lots of people by setting up music file "honeypots" where peeps dl the song straight from the RIAA spook's servers. scarry mang.

    3. Re:Clarification by Bons8 · · Score: 1

      but what i can't see anything really wrong with downloading from these "honeypots". My point being that you are getting songs off the net, but the RIAA has no idea if your getting the song cuz you don't have it, or cuz you want a version on your comptuer that CD-protection doesn't allow, or your just too lazy to rip by yourself. If the RIAA does the CD-protection -> it forces ppl to dl off the net. If they start catching leechers (which may be just ppl trying to get a working mp3 song of a CD they own) -> they leave no means of getting a version on their computer. blehhhhhh

    4. Re:Clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you misunderstand your copy "rights": when you buy a CD, you are getting that one licensed copy. you may have a fair use right to make a copy of that one, but you are not getting any rights to any other copies of any other copies.

    5. Re:Clarification by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      According to the fair use act of 1994 (I believe that was the year), basically your allowed to have a copy in any format, as long as you don't trade or give a copy to another individual. Again, if that person already owns that item, the law overlaps the two individuals, allowing the transfer to happen.

      So basically, what you just said is now a moot point.

      Don't listen to the RIAA lawyers, they haven't changed the law yet. They have been trying to act as if it doesn't exist, but in actuality it does. It also has been held up in court.

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    6. Re:Clarification by shaitand · · Score: 1

      incorrect. You have not purchased one physical copy. You are purchasing a license to the copyrighted work.

      The copyrighted work is the art itself, not the medium it's on. When I buy a cd, I've purchased a license to it's contents. I can have it in mp3 form, I can print the lyrics and post them on my wall. I own the right to the copyright. Whatever they filed with the copyright office, that's what I have a license to, not what they physically handed me. It doesn't matter if it's my cd or someone elses, if I've purchased it I own a license to that album.

  144. I'm with you on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    problem is, to win big awards and shut them down we need to remain anonymous.

    Here's what I'm doing: I'm sharing 15 of these popular "songs". The first 14 seconds are the appropriate tune, which is accepted length of fair use in the USA. The music is followed by me speaking on the sins of the music industry and a long rant on how they must be stopped, with an exhortation to vote (Statesider), write (UK and AU) and complain (EU). I change the rants monthly.

    Yes, i'm poluting the datastream, but I'm half hoping the RIAA shuts me down, because believe you me: I will sue and sue big for abbrogating my freedom of speech.

    -John (from ZD-Net)

    1. Re:I'm with you on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm working on a script that crawls over the list and generates symlinks to /dev/urandom. this is gonna be great.

      c

  145. a few good songs there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good songs on that list:

    Eagles Hotel California
    Guns N Roses It's So Easy
    Guns N Roses Mr. Brownstone (2)
    Guns N Roses Paradise City (3)
    Guns N Roses Sweet Child O' Mine
    Guns N Roses Welcome to the Jungle
    Queen Another One Bites the Dust

  146. A better chart for you all. by davesag · · Score: 4, Informative
    Having read the comments above I took a good look at the chart and decided to fix it. Sure - blatant karma whoring perhaps, but read on. I have moved the hit count into its own column, saved it as CSV and (here's where it gets silly) I decided to look up each song in Gnutella and chart the guntella hit count against the RIAA hit count.

    I am happy to present my results in the form of a new spreadsheet, a CSV file and a GIF formatted graph. I am too hungover, and too rotten a statistician, to draw any conclusions. Enjoy.

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    1. Re:A better chart for you all. by imipak · · Score: 1

      thank you.

  147. The RIAA can be stopped... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If they're depending on contracted companies then I say we stay within the rules of fair use - quote 14 seconds of the song, and then fill the rest with a rant of why the RIAA must die? Exhort listeners not to buy CDs and so on. Yes, it pollutes the datastream, but it also tempts a contractor to pre-emptively sue us.

    Can you imagine presenting to a judge a statement of anti-RIAA disguised as music? Want to bet you won't have a presumptive judement in your favour? Give 1000 of those and the RIAA is history.

    It's time to play dirty and I am, whose with me?

    1. Re:The RIAA can be stopped... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm there dude.

  148. what if you own the song? by evilty · · Score: 1

    what if you own the song(songs?) they happen to be sueing your for? I think that would be prety fair use to have mp3s of stuff you own, even if you didn't rip them yoursel...... what a bunch of a** holes

    1. Re:what if you own the song? by mgcsinc · · Score: 1

      Nope, the RIAA is not going out against people who are downloading here, they are going after sharers, and there's no free use in distribution...

  149. I think some artists need to speak up against this by orbital3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Granted, I don't make my money selling my music, but I can't help but imagine that if I did, I'd be trying to opt out of having my songs used as bait for prosecution. Of course I'd want my fans to actually buy my CDs, but I can't imagine I'd be very comfortable knowing some 14 year old kids's life was being ruined because he wanted to hear my music and didn't want to or couldn't pay for it. If I'd have to end up having a day job because of it, then tough shit for me. At least I'd be able to sleep at night. I'm really kinda surprised at least a couple artists haven't come out against this draconian nonsense. I know a million other comments have brought up the point that you're better off shoplifting CDs than downloading them nowadays, but seriously... that's just not right. I'm totally for artists rights, but I'm sure even some of their stomachs are turning at these recent events.

  150. Lil Romeo?! WTF?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm under 25 and all the crap on that list doesn't appeal to me!

  151. Ludacris, Busta Rhymes, Musiq, Keith Sweat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A relative is a lawyer in the RIAA's legal firm and he told me that according to RIAA's extensive marketing database a demographic that is lower income/young & ethnic) was targeted because they are least likely to have the ability to defend themselves. The RIAA is still smarting somewhat after the chewplastic guy put his search engine back online after they signed the agreement. They don't want any long court battles or rich/middle class white kids that might embarass them somehow. Just victories that make you never want to contemplate messing with the 'raging bull berzerker attack' from RIAA lawyers.

  152. Michael Jackson? by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 2

    Didn't Michael Jackson just say he was against the RIAA filing these lawsuits? Seems like the RIAA isn't listening to him, 'cause 8 songs of his are on the list...

    They sure as hell care about the artists, don't they?

    1. Re:Michael Jackson? by Urgo · · Score: 0

      "Pop superstar Michael Jackson on Monday hit out at a proposed new US law that would make the musical piracy on the Internet punishable by a possible jail sentence."

      http://sg.news.yahoo.com/030721/1/3cq45.html

      Songs:
      Michael Jackson Billie Jean (4)
      Michael Jackson Dirty Diana (2)
      Michael Jackson Human Nature (2)
      Michael Jackson Leave Me Alone
      Michael Jackson Man in the Mirror (3)
      Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal
      Michael Jackson The Girl is Mine (With Paul McCartney)
      Michael Jackson The Way You Make Me Feel

      He might be against them going to jail, but he still wants his money.

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    2. Re:Michael Jackson? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Jackson actually doesn't own his music. is LABEL does.

  153. RIAA signed artists don't own their music! by dido · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Look at a music CD you have. Any CD. Look for the copyright notice in fine print (usually on the bottom part of the back of the disc jewel case). I hold in my hands a copy of U2's Best of 1980-1990 CD, and it says the copyright is held by "Polygram Records". No mention of U2 or any of the band members anywhere in the copyright notice! The record label always owns the copyright! I have a lot of CD's, and none, I repeat none of them has a copyright notice that includes the name of the band or the artist as copyright holder (not even joint copyrights). The record companies always hold the rights to everything. If you want to know how these artists are actually treated by the RIAA, here's a small article that may enlighten you as to how the system really works.

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    1. Re:RIAA signed artists don't own their music! by John+Murdoch · · Score: 1

      Hi!

      Thanks for your comments. I'm quite familiar with copyright law, having been the business manager of one publishing house, the president of another, as well as a columnist for several magazines. A bit of explanation is in order.

      There are a variety of copyrights that can be asserted on that CD. The one you're thinking of is a copyright on the design and artwork of the CD--the packaging, the type, etc. That is owned by the record label. The writer of the lyrics of each of the songs has a copyright on the words; the composer/songwriter of each of the tunes has a copyright. But the ultimate ownership for the performance--and it is the performance that is being pirated on that MP3--belongs to the artist.

      That said, let me simply quote from a SlashDot interview from a few days ago, on this very point: the U.S. Justice Department attorneys state explicitly that the RIAA must have authority from the artists in order to get subpoenas--or they are in jeopardy of being held liable for perjury:

      Quoting federal district Judge Bates in Verizon v. RIAA, The DMCA also requires a person seeking a subpoena to state, under penalty of perjury, that he is authorized to act on behalf of the copyright owner, 257 F. Supp.2d 244, at 262. In other words, the perjury clause may be violated if you seek a DMCA subpoena without the authorization of the copyright owner.

      Bottom line: the RIAA is looking for these files because they have specific authorization to pursue the matter from these artists, or from the artist's management.

      BTW--this shouldn't come as a surprise. The point of the article you linked to is that, surprise! the music business is a business. The musicians who stay in the music business realize that, and combine business acumen with creative talent. When Internet Radio was getting clobbered a number of well-known musicians essentially argued that Internet radio stations were a bunch of scheming thieves, and wanted to screw them all. Not every major musician, but Metallica isn't alone in hating MP3-swapping.

      But since the music business is a business, it would be a foolish musician who ticks off his customer base. That's why an email campaign to the musicians would be quite effective.

    2. Re:RIAA signed artists don't own their music! by dido · · Score: 1

      In a parallel thread, it mentions that all recordings made by RIAA-signed artists are works for hire. They are not protecting the artists' copyrights in this case but their own, as it is published recordings that the artist made for them as works for hire, not actual songs, whose copyrights they are attempting to enforce. In the case of older music produced before that damnable work for hire provision was added by the US Congress in 1999, any contract that any band or artist signed with a major label would have required that they give up all copyright ownership to their recordings. Copyrights assigned this way revert back to them after 35 years, of course, but nonetheless, almost none of the music at issue here is THAT old--U2's earliest recordings come from 1980, about 23 years old, so the record company still holds the copyright. I suppose this is why you don't see a song like the Beatles' "Hard Day's Night", whose copyright supposedly reverted back to McCartney (and probably jointly to Lennon's estate) a couple of years ago, listed in the document.

      Yes, you are right, the copyright holder must give specific authorization, but in most cases this specific authorization has been implicitly given by the contract signed by the artist. For works after 1999, the record labels hold all the copyrights as if they wrote the songs and performed them themselves, due to the work for hire provision. In this case they ARE the copyright holders, as much as a newspaper company owns the copyrights to an article written by its staff.

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  154. Pop by Icephreak1 · · Score: 1

    Popular music sucks anyway.

    - IP

  155. Don't bring it up because it is stupid and useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really think that Kazza's EULA will be used against the RIAA? Would their EULA be valid if it said it was ok to trade others copy-righted works without the owners permission?

    Maybe they should update it to allow them to do what every they want to your computer, like keylog and take any credit card numbers that they happen to find.

    I really doubt the "company" that tries to hid themselves from legal action and profits from illegal file trading can actually do or will do anything about this.

  156. Onion by NilObject · · Score: 1

    The Onion comes to the rescue again here.

  157. Use military tactics and starve the supply lines by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

    When you are facing a foe with superior assets, you don't face them head on or you get crushed. You conduct hit and fade attacks against their weak points, which are usually the supply lines feeding the front line.

    Iraq was a case in point - there was no way the Iraqi army could defeat the US head on. Where they did succeed (and continue to do so) is to hit the soft targets such as the logistics supply lines (as in the platoon Jessica Lynch was part of etc).

    So, how does this relate to the RIAA? Simple. There is little point in trying to fight them in court, because they are using the advantage of million dollar coffers to "buy" their way to winning cases.

    The solution is to simply starve them of funds by cutting off their cash (fuel) supply:

    Don't buy CDs.

    It really is that simple. If you can convince the teen demographic to stop buying CDs you will win the war even though a few tactical battles may be lost along the way.

    Quizo69

  158. todo: download them all by ANTI · · Score: 1

    So we all go and install a p2p client and download all the songs on the list ?
    Just to make "their" live easier ?

    A quick check revealed that I own 15 of the albums listed. And I'd never even get close to one of the others.

    Download finished, now I can remove the songs again from my disk....

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    On the other side of the screen it all looked so easy.
  159. Radiohead by thundercleese800 · · Score: 1

    I think its funny how radiohead is on this hitlist after I saw an interview of them supporting p2p because of the lack of new artists and material.

    1. Re:Radiohead by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing. I wonder what they think of it? They may not be best pleased. Quote from the album sleeve of OK Computer: "Lyrics used by kind permission even though we wrote them."

  160. oooops forgot the add the where clause by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

    where music.taste 'Good'

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  161. Mirror of the chart by coldcity · · Score: 1

    Slyck seems a little slashdotted - mirrored the chart here (it's an Excel spreadsheet)

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  162. nah, get a lead bag by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    you can buy them at the photography shop

    stops them nasty old radio waves from finding the rf tag

    best thing is that artist still gets the money from the sale, just the shop loses

    And if you go somewhere owned by EMI such as HMV then you are stealing blood money from the world's biggest armaments group.

    "I shot a man and in his hand was a weapon that was made in Birmingham"

    I used to have a situation where both the local record and book stores were EMI Group owned.
    Luckily, stealing from them was pretty easy. I used to lift CDs from HMV just for the sake of it and give them away when I got home.

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  163. Distro? by PimpNinjaWannaBee · · Score: 0
    "[...] Emerges?"
    So what has this to do with Gentoo?

    Karma: Bad, and going downhill.
  164. We have to help him for their effort by Vitus+Wagner · · Score: 1

    Those guys rummaged through the 911 subpoenas to compile a list on a spreadsheet, they let you download it for FREE, and not only did you show a token of appreciation, but you bitched about the formatting?

    It is exactly what whe can do for them. Teach them how to do their statistical analyzis better. Next time they would take our comments into account, and do something, which they would able to sell.

  165. Now I feel old by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >The acoustic versions of Four Horsemen and Motorbreath are well worth getting

    I am now depressed that I've lived long enough to here that said sincerely.

    How much longer until the headbangers of my childhood/teen years end up in a Moody Blues light-show extravagenza or does a Who-like jump into theater.

    The good die young for a reason. They don't have the rest of their lives to screw up what made them good in the first place.

    1. Re:Now I feel old by turgid · · Score: 1

      > >The acoustic versions of Four Horsemen and Motorbreath are well worth getting

      > I am now depressed that I've lived long enough to here that said sincerely.

      Indeed.

    2. Re:Now I feel old by xThinkx · · Score: 1
      Not all the good die young. It seems the good Americans seem to die young, but for good metal there's always the viking lands. Check out The Haunted, At the Gates, or In Flames.

      I'm not saying that there's no good music coming out of America these days, but there's not much good metal in the mainstream. However, for good underground/indie metal, check out Ferret Records. Not only are they non-RIAA (I buy many of my CDs from them), but they've got great bands like Remembering Never, Every Time I Die, Martyr AD, Terror, and From Autumn To Ashes. If you're a metal fan, or a hardcore kid(like me, but if you're a hxc kid you probably already know about ferret) you won't be disappointed.

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    3. Re:Now I feel old by turgid · · Score: 1

      Slayer still rule :-) I saw them (for the 5th time since 1991) a few weeks ago in London. They're the best live band I have ever seen, of any type of music, and are even slightly better than the origian Black Sabbath line-up, which I saw at Ozzfest in Milton Keynes in 2001.

    4. Re:Now I feel old by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Metallica hasn't been metal or hard rock since the black album. Metal discussions don't relate to them anymore.

    5. Re:Now I feel old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We know all metal heads get old, and when they do they start buying Pat Boon metal cover albums.

  166. Am I the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...pronouncing "excel" with emphasis on the first syllable, ala "Excel Saga?" Just curious. I haven't used the word "excel" in any sense of the word recently, so that context sticks out in my mind...

  167. How convenient by pascalb3 · · Score: 1

    Now that the RIAA has a list, I don't need to listen to the radio to find out the popular songs to download, I can just go to this list that has them all in one place!

  168. Re:I'm glad that most of those bands are millionar by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

    how the hell you got an insightful I have no idea.

    Small bands THRIVE on p2p sharing of their music.. Hell Every one of them that I ask give me permission to use their music in movies or ad's without anything but a copy of what we used it in.

    they know that the only way to make it is to get people listening to their music, the radio stations are owned by the record companies and therefore wont play them (Don't even try to tell me they are not... I watched the payola go down for 2 years when I was in radio and friends today tell me it's worse now..) and they make their real money on venues and shows. EVERY one of them tell me they sell their CD's at the shows only... because they can't get them sold anywhere else as the stores don't want them.... even the small record shops won't let them put a small amount on their shelves at cost.

    P2P sharing of music is the best thing to ever happen to a small band.

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  169. To Bad the list is proprietary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would love to see what you've got there, but I haven't managed to install Excel on my Linux desktop yet.

    Please resubmit this story in a format that is suitable for public viewing

  170. Over 911 people downloaded the same 366 songs? by Solo-Malee · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or does this just seem too selective? I wonder how many other songs those people have that the RIAA doesn't care about

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    1. Re:Over 911 people downloaded the same 366 songs? by Solo-Malee · · Score: 0

      Then again, this explains it all, no wonder they're suing everyone with these songs. They're probably the only songs they have in their list that anyone wants and therefore, they are the only ones they can make money on either through suing or by legal sales.

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  171. Hrm by lewp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe they figured the rather unique words/spellings of the titles and/or artists of a lot of these songs would present the lowest possibility of tripping on another embarrassing false positive while still being popular enough to net plenty of "examples."

    Just a thought.

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  172. That was well said! by Lokist · · Score: 1

    I agree here... The little guy is getting hurt more then the big artists...I highly doubt we are draining Avril's bank account... Hell she probably gets more interest off it then the combined total of illegal songs downloaded.

    1. Re:That was well said! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      riaa troll

    2. Re:That was well said! by Lokist · · Score: 1

      Riaa advocate... whats the difference? Troll his too then.

  173. Guess I'm safe .... by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    There's only ONE song on that list (by Queen) that I might have been interrested in downloading, and I already have it on a their 'greatest hits' CD.

    Does that say anything about my taste in music, or my age?

  174. How long by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    before they start getting subpoenas for those people who are downloading MP3s? I mean, it can't be that hard to set up a honeypot with 'modified' (read:damaged) MP3s and just log the IP addresses.

    On another note: If I own the music on casette, where can I *legally* download a digital copy of the songs? Seriously.

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    1. Re:How long by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1

      There's no legal leg for the RIAA to stand on in that case. Think of it this way, if I go into a record store and they're having a promotion where the next super-cool guy who comes through the door, gets a free cd - my acceptance of that cd does not violate any laws. There has to be a certain good-faith belief that the person distributing the work has the right to be distributing that work but due to the fact that this whole thing involves a computer, any lawyer worth a sum of money greater than minimum wage should be able to argue that that belief was there because of the lack of a physical purchase. A person can easily say that they believed P2P networks were akin to radio stations and that the value in an album comes from the packaging and the physical disc. Download all the music you want - just don't distribute; leave that up to people in other countries.

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  175. The pattern is clear.... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    The list clearly shows the pattern the RIAA is following, I can't help but agree. Those people with such awful tastes in music SHOULD be in prison!!!

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  176. Who is being targetted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of these people, how many are broadband/dialup users that are downloading music from their homes? Are these people at risk or is it mostly gov/edu people targetted?

  177. Re:Fuck it, I give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by the way your post makes no sense.

    Did you read the Sllort article?

  178. Meaningless by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    This is fairly meaningless. Look at it from the perspective of someone trying to find music out there for which you own the copyrights. You don't want to look for just any old mp3s, because you'll waste time going through music that you don't own the rights to. You obviously don't want to search for every damn thing you own the rights to. So instead, you just pick 5-10 things that you own the rights to, at random, and search for those. Once you find those, you then look for other songs you own the rights to from the same user.

    That's almost certainly what's happened here. The high frequency songs are either completely random, or perhaps chosen to find a spread of users. Either way, the particular songs chosen mean little.

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  179. Re:Fuck it, I give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And hey, looks like I'm winning the "Moderation Game" ;)

    Thanks, and have fun with it. Seriously. For me, it was simply a matter of figuring out when it wasn't fun anymore. I'm tired of stepping on hidden land mines and breaking rules nobody has the balls to write down anywhere.

  180. Can't graph this - lousy taste by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Put the hit numbers in another column so you could - oh idunno - see the pattern?

    Plus whoever put this list together has questionable taste - just another thing the RIAA can be disnmissed for.

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  181. Re:I'm glad that most of those bands are millionar by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
    they know that the only way to make it is to get people listening to their music

    Make what? Getting signed by a major record label is what they're most likely after. Every artist out there would probably die for a chance to be the next big thing making millions of dollars from this exact same set of corporations we're bitching about. Sure, there are exceptions, but wave a million dollars in front of anyone's face and you'll catch their attention. What's the point of being a popular band if you're not rich too?

  182. Hmm kazza lite.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The list of kazza users flagged as most wanted on the tech tv site has the default kazza lite username... www.k_lite.tk_Kazaa_Lite@Kazaa So they must be going after several thousands of people all using the same name then cause i doubt they are changing the name...

  183. It's a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If that's the list they're searching on, it's a complete crock. One quick look for my favorite band, Pearl Jam revealed a song on the list. Too bad they promote music trading and as far as I'm concerned if the band promotes it, I don't give two $#!+$ what the RIAA has to say about it. Why? Because it's the artists mouths I'm supposedly taking food out of and they tell me it's ok to trade their music.

    Isn't it pretty funny the RIAA and MPAA have taken different stands on the same issue? The MPAA wants us to now believe that movie trading (I refuse to ever believe it's Piracy unless someone is using their free copy to turn a profit) takes the food out of the mouths of the families of the crew off camera and nothing to do with the artist (the actor)? What about in the recording industry, why aren't they talking about the lonely man that minds over the CD printers or the mixers? No, the RIAA wants us to believe it's the artist we're starving. The only point I find that the MPAA making in their new ad campaign is that they're now showing that they're
    afraid the people behind the camera are losing money, namely the big suits who turn the profits the most. Face it, a lighting guy and a prop guy get paid for their jobs, not in royalties. And until I see a theatre not packed on opening day for a movie that should be a blockbuster, I won't care about my movie trading habits either.

    File traders are the draft card burners of this generation. Civil Disobedience, jump on the bandwagon with us. Write to your senator, to your representative, to the justices in your area. A cultural revolution has begun and we can not lay down peacefully for the fight.

    1. Re:It's a joke... by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      I wrote my rep awhile ago. I got a letter the other day saying he was on the board of some intellectual rights group and that he will do everything he can to uphold copywrites and that basically I'm wrong. I asked him, among other things, if he was prepared to start sending 10s of millions of americans to jail and fining them thousands of dollars over downloading music. I also asked him if he is prepared to be responsible for sending family and friends to jail and fining them for the same thing. His reply wasn't a very nice letter. I tossed it, should have kept it. One more person to put on the list of "I'm never voting for them no matter what".

  184. REO Speedwagon not on the list! Cool! by jbarr · · Score: 1

    Looks like I and the other person who loves REO Speedwagon can breath easy now!

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  185. It'll just drive it underground by Windcatcher · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I was a stockholder in one of the record labels, I'd be pretty angry by now. I don't know what they're smoking, because there is no way this can hope to save their revenue stream. About the only effect I can see is to make *millions* of their core customers resolve not to spend any money on their products again.

    During Prohibition, demand *increased*. People didn't say, "Oh, well, alcohol is illegal again, I guess the Christian Temperance Movement was right. I'll switch to tea." People started bringing alcohol across the Canadian border any way they could, *because most people still wanted alcohol*. If anything, their desire for it was even more keenly felt once it was harder to acquire.

    While it makes me sad that everyone is so obviouslly addicted to this (awful) music, I have no doubt the same phenomenon will apply here. Instead of the present situation, I think trading will fragment into several areas:

    - Encrypted, anonymous trading. It has some technical challenges and will involve a long development cycle, but experiments like Freenet demonstrate that it is certainly possible.

    - LAN trading.

    - "Sneakernet" trading (you can move a lot of MP3's with a 20GB MP3 player).

    - Waste-like private encrypted networks (and God help the person who breaks into one to look for file trading if there is none actually taking place--it's clearly a Federal offense).

    I'm sure there are other methods I haven't thought of. The point is, there's a lot of technology out there now, and I have bo doubt that people angered by the music industry's actions will turn to that technology before spending another dime at the music store ("not one penny in tribute" and such). Like I said, if I was a stockholder I'd probably dump it right quick, because this looks to me like winning the battle but losing the war.

  186. That will change the pattern by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Now that its published i would imagine they would change what stuff they are looking for.

    Good thing they arent too worried about live concets. Cant buy them for the most part.. so you are forced to trade.

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  187. some good music... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Pink Floyd is still free and clear...

    There's some good music

  188. RIAA can dowload legally by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Its THEIR stuff, the can do what ever they want with it.. even give it away...in this case they really DO own the music...

    Now perhaps an AUP violation might stick, but its hard to make one stick if its found the main reason for the AUP is to evade the law.

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  189. False positives... by cndrr · · Score: 1

    The problem with any type of Bayesian filter is the false positive. That's why the ISP I work at hasn't implemented bayesian spam filters on the server side --- in the event of a false positive, the customers would get REALLY pissed, no matter how infrequently it happened. If we made bayesian filters in P2P clients... Well, how would you feel if the next time you searched for "Pink Floyd," it came back saying "Go away, RIAA pig-dog!"

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    1. Re:False positives... by jafuser · · Score: 1

      in the event of a false positive, the customers would get REALLY pissed

      Let your customers set their individual threshold, and then it is their problem if they set it too high. White list pre-fitlers are effective at avoiding this problem as well.

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  190. Great Independent Music CD by Windcatcher · · Score: 1

    Drunk Stuntmen, Iron Hip

    Just got it this week. Not "pretty good", but awesome.

    I got it at http://www.milesofmusic.com.

  191. Thank God We're Safe by hafidhahullah · · Score: 1

    The only stuff my son has downloaded is about 40 GB of Black Metal bands.

  192. Re:I'm glad that most of those bands are millionar by panda · · Score: 1

    Hey I agree with you like 99%. Where I disagree is in the part about stores not carrying the CDs.

    I have seen with my own eyes, in Lexington, KY, a section in a music store (a big chain store, no less, but I forget which) labeled "Local Artists." In that section you will find CDs from Catawampus Universe, Taildragger, Ten Foot Pole, and other bands that practically no one outside of the Bluegrass Area and a club or two in Tokyo has even heard of. Not all stores are against selling CDs by local artists. It really depends on the management at the store. If they really enjoy the local music club scene, and they're in it 'cause they enjoy music, then you're more likely to see smaller bands in the store.

    Now, that gives me an idea for an online music service..... Better call my patent attorney. ;-)

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  193. Some...other options for electronic music. by autechre · · Score: 2, Informative

    El Guapo, Enon, Freezepop, The Stereo Total. If you like electronic pop at all and at least one of these bands does not blow you away, I will be very surprised. Those other artists you mentioned would be destined for what we at WMBC term "the ass bin".

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  194. Not True by hayesjaj · · Score: 1

    Look at artists like Ani Difranco. She is a fantastic artist who was sick of the system and started her own label. She makes enough, but the money is not what she was in it for. She and many other artists out there do it because they love what they do. The "artists" you are referring to (the term used very loosely...its more like advertising pawns) are dependant on pop culture, media, and trends for their success. They're not artists, they're salesmen.

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  195. No Weird Al on the list by DFossmeister · · Score: 1

    Ah, I'm saved. I didn't see any Digital Underground either.

    I was surprised to see some of the music on there. Erasure? I have not listened to them in years. Many of the artists (?) that had the largest list of songs were ones that I have not even heard of, must less heard their music. The notable exception here is Michael Jackson, but he doesn't really count anymore anyway.

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  196. Simple answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One: It's old, but it's popular, which means their likely to get hits easier.

    Two: the song may be found on a two dollar compilation CD at WalMart but it's a several thousand dollar lawsuit award.

    1+2 = a bigger chunk of change made than even the original pulled in.

  197. wha? by jamesbrown1000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Have you ever sat down with a good pair of headphones and listened to "Independent Women (Pt. 1)" by Destiny's Child?

    Obviously not. If so, you would have heard (1) insane production, and (2) an incredibly creative song.

    And yes, Beyonce is hot hot hot. But that song, at least, kicks ass.

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    1. Re:wha? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Ack. I can't stand that song, but that's just me. I guess it's all a matter of taste though. Right now Winamp is playing "Haddaway - What is Love?", so flame away.

  198. First they came... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    First they came for the people who shared Busta Rhymes
    and I did not speak out
    because Busta Rhymes sucks.
    Then they came for the people who shared Avril Lavigne
    and I did not speak out
    because Avril Lavigne sucks.
    Then they came for the people who shared Incubus
    and I did not speak out
    because Incubus sucks.
    Then they came for me
    and I laughed because The Free Software Song
    doesn't belong to the RIAA.

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  199. Has anyone here thought of _security_? by krital · · Score: 1

    Not to be an asshole, but:
    Has anyone here even considered the fact that viewing this list requires Excel to be installed? There could be worms or VBScript or any sort of malicious code inside of that waiting to execute and no would would be the wiser. Although (hopefully) most of the people here have secured their Excel installations from things like that, the fact remains that it seems like a stupidly good way for people to distribute worms -- post on slashdot, millions of geeks will click and some are _bound_ to have holes.
    Don't put up links to this kind of stuff anymore, please. It's irresponsible.

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  200. USENET! by stevedc2000 · · Score: 1
    You know, USENET may be old, creaking at the seams and all, but given that everything passing over USENET has (I believe) been already legally protected by the ISP's 'common carrier' status, I don't see distribution of MP3's stopping anytime soon.

    The RIAA is posturing to focus all attention on P2P methods, and while they are perhaps winning the tactical battle, they will not win the longterm strategic war, because I really can't see the RIAA being able to challenge ISP's over the stuff thats going out over USENET - and as someone who administers a large 'fleet' of USENET news servers, I am VERY aware of the huge ongoing increase in multipart RAR-split binaries. In my traffic analysis, the MP3 binary groups consistently come out on top, and the number is only going up - and will continue to go up as the RIAA's slimy lawyers do their work...

    People have already tried to sue ISP's over the content of their USENET data streams, and failed - perhaps in the end, one of the oldest technologies/protocols on the internet will bring these bastards to their knees - I sincerely hope so...

  201. Re: Watch it, whore by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I don't care about karma. It's at "Excellent", that's the max. Anything I post is purely for it's own merit.

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  202. The RIAA Hit List - A Pattern Emerges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wonder why no Eminem on that list

  203. What if you own the CD's? by ChozSun · · Score: 2, Funny

    I own vinyl and cd's of Dire Straits, Fleetwood Mac and The Eagles. Are they going to target me because I have the freakin mp3's?

    I cannot believe Keith Sweat is listed. "Make It Last Forever" should be exempt because I think that album is out of print.

    Mary J. Blige's "Everything" is by far not her best song.

    Those ones listed under Nas? WTF? There are 10 better Nas songs then those... it is call the "Illmatic" LP.

    The one they have listed for Mobb Deep is the snip-snap-snip.

    Anyways, sorry for the dumb post.

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  204. save money by bobrankle · · Score: 0

    Would it not save you money if you got a subpeona to run out to your records store, pay the 15 or 20 bucks for a cd for every song you are being snagged for, then go to court and say 'see here are my copies, i put it there for personnal use, i am a idiot for not securing my drive'. Case closed, you can live down stupidity of not securing drive, cheaper than the payoff.

  205. Dave Mathews Band by blahbooboo2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dave Mathews Band allows live taping, so one could easily be sharing LEGAL bootleg recordings...me for example...and be brought in for illegal sharing?! Blah

    1. Re:Dave Mathews Band by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea

  206. New kinds of gangstas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of rap celebrates criminal behavior as it is.

    Creative rap artists should seize this opportunity to create a new sub-category of gangta, 'file shara'.

    1. Re:New kinds of gangstas by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      YES!!
      lol omg, I just imagined in the next few years you'll see rap videos with some guys sitting on the porch drinking their 40's while singing the music, a couple of el caminos go by popping off rounds at the house across the way (just for effect), and a really shadey looking guy in a black trench walks by and casually slips a mini-cd to one of the guys on the steps... after which the guy on the porch, still singing, hands the guy with the trench coat another mini-cd, they hit fists together and he walks off...

      Man, now that's awesome!

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  207. Sound's like a good law! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HighHat's Law:

    'Any significantly advanced pop music video is indistinguishable from pr0n.'

  208. Keith Sweat is Gay. No Really, he is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's really true. I happen to know him. Fucking bastard.

  209. Re:Can be opened with kspread... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    Have you bothered to get any upgrade RPMs in the past year?

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  210. Question for the group by Xrkun · · Score: 1

    So, this is kinda off topic but if I have 30 gigs of mp3 and I legitimately own all the albums that theses songs come from, and I share them out, can I get into trouble with the RIAA?

  211. Follow the money by El · · Score: 1

    Anybody care to correlate this chart with the amount of money the RIAA members have spent promoting this music? Basically, if you spend $30 million trying to shove an album down the public's throat, you probably should get upset about people downloading it for free; you run the risk of not recouping your advertising costs. Of course, the fault must be in those freeloaders, and not in their whole business model...

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  212. Re:I'm glad that most of those bands are millionar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    P2P sharing of music is the best thing to ever happen to a small band.
    ...for some values of "best thing." First of all, you do not speak for all small bands, nor a majority, nor even a statistically meaningful sample. Secondly, you are assuming that when they give permission for using their music in movies and ads, they know what they're doing and that it really will benefit them in the long run. Thirdly, movies and ads are a far cry from p2p; they are different animals, and drawing conclusions about one based on the other is a complete non-sequitur. Fourthly, not all bands/artists make their money at performances; some don't perform live AT ALL. Fifthly, not all bands/artists value money and exposure over control of the distribution of their work.

    Finally, even if it is true that a given artist would benefit by giving away his recordings for free, it should still be his choice to make. No one else has any moral or legal right to make that decision for him.

  213. Re:I'm glad that most of those bands are millionar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Okay, someone explain this to me...

    "Small bands THRIVE on p2p sharing of their music"

    How exactly does this work? When you use a p2p network, aren't you usually searching for something fairly specific? IOW, you're not likely to see a small band in your search results unless you were already looking for them. And if they do happen to show up in a search, you were probably searching for something else, so why would you even download it? I don't see how p2p is likely to expose the band to any NEW ears, unless they lie and name it "whoops i did it again.mp3" or something.

    Seriously, this argument gets thrown about so often that it's taken as a given. But I haven't seen any evidence that it works, and I can't even figure out how it *would* work. Giving away music for free in a movie or ad is different... There, the band is getting heard by a lot of new people who aren't already familiar with their music. But on p2p, virtually everyone downloading the music is someone who already knows about the band. So what's the point?

  214. Why more money is spent on Marketing by jimsum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think more resources go into marketing than into production for two reasons; spending money on marketing usually works, and record company executives can justifiably claim credit when the marketing works.

    The mainstream market for CD's (and movies) thrives on novelty. If you want to sell a lot of CD's you'll have to first get the artist noticed, then convince the public that there is something new and different about it. Think "American Idol" where previously unknown artists with no track record are suddenly selling boatloads of CD's. It is too early to tell whether there is any long-term market for the Idols' music, but I'll bet the record companies have already earned a profit on the music.

    Marketing will usually result in a profit, but there is even more incentive for taking this approach because the record executives that decided how to market it can claim part of the credit for the success of the artist. If too many artists succeed without any marketing, how will the executives justify their huge salaries and bonuses if they can't claim to be responsible for the success?

    Movies are the same thing. If a heavily hyped movie makes a lot of money, executives can claim part of the credit, so they look for movies that are easy to hype (like sequels).

    Now all of this, assuming it isn't entirely a product of my cynical mind :-), can explain some of the actions that the media companies have taken lately. Piracy is a big problem if you have only a short window of popularity to exploit for making money. People passing around bootleg copies of Pink Floyd albums are not really a problem since there are plenty of other albums they might buy if they become interested in the music. Bootleg copies of American Idols' music are a big problem because it is quite possible that after 6 months there will be no market for the CD's.

    Since media companies think that successful sales only occur as a result of hype, they will keep pushing for laws that ensure they will be the only ones that profit from the hype. Disney got the copyright term extended to protect their investment in hyping Mickey Mouse, not to repay the original production costs or to ensure that more Mickeys will be created. The original creators have been paid, the work exists; the only ongoing expense is marketing.

    Now all of this works against my interests as a consumer. I am not all that interested in most of the music that is currently being hyped; but that is all you hear on the radio or can buy in the stores. The music companies are pulling every trick they can to ensure that people are exposed only to the latest hype. I am finding it harder to find the music I like, and when I do it costs more because it is rare (why is it that the popular music that everyone wants costs less and the obscure music that no one likes costs more? Shouldn't it be the opposite?).

    The record companies have pretty much lost me as a customer, and I own more than 1000 CD's. When I recently found a CD at a price I was willing to pay, I had to return it when I discovered that it was copy-protected. I want to be able to listen to something I buy for the next 10 years or more; what guarantee do I have that a copy-protected CD will even play in the next CD player I buy?

    The record companies are doing everything they can to ensure they make back their marketing investments, but unfortunately that is making the music business much less relevant to me. I hope the companies wake up and realize that they could be selling 100+ CD's a year to me again; but I have my doubts, and in the meantime, my lost sales will be attributed to piracy.

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  215. Maybe they realised... by nomel · · Score: 1

    that fileswapping *did*, in fact, increase sales. This would explain them not going after new music.

    That would explain going after older music since they know noone will buy it, just burn it.

  216. I completely agree by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1

    I wasn't talking about Word, though. I think Word sucks pretty bad, as does most of the Office suite.

    Really, I don't understand word processing at all. If I want to convey the message, text works fine. If I want to make it look nice, I'll use a full blown desktop publishing app.

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  217. Interactive voting by Pac · · Score: 1

    False positives happen, but from my recent experience (I've migrated to Mozilla Mail some months ago) they are very rare and far between. I haven't had any yet - many false negatives though, I believe Mozilla filters are configured well on the safe side.

    But the problem at hand is not email. In a P2P network you can not only setup filters, you can let peers vote on filters conclusions. A client wouldn't make a blocking decisons based upon its solitary experience, it would have all other clients experiences to tap from.

    Obviously this is not without obstacles. The target (RIAA servers, for instance) can setup its own "wall of confidence", a number of clients voting together. This can be countered (besides increasing their "price to play"). A number of clients setup for protecting a single client will usually have a negative fingerprint (they will not search or download anything, just vote for their "friend"). Filters see that. Active clients protecting each other will all search for known RIAA strings, marking them up for blocking. And the vote of confidence itself is information. A wall of confidence fall apart when only one or two of its bricks comes down. Eventually the number of different active clients with original searches needed to protect each other rises to a number too large to be practical.

    I believe it would be at least a nice developemnt trip...

  218. Re:I'm glad that most of those bands are millionar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahem, every single one of them mentioned that it's faster to get the song over Kazaa than from iuma.org because of better bandwidth.

    and yes, my sampling of 50 country wide small bands IS a good example of what they believe... the only bands that are pissy about it are usually the no-talent hacks that have crappy music to begin with, or are in it for the wrong reasons...

  219. sweet and sour what? by twitter · · Score: 1
    Actually, gnumeric is about as good as excel. What little it lacks is more than made up for by other free tools. I used to use Excel a lot, so this is high praise on my part.

    I was judging Excel's parse tool, which always blew and still does. Lotus had much better parse tool that did a good job of recognizing paterns, seperated strings from numerical values, and did all this with a semigraphical fexible user interface. Excel's little parse wizards are inflexible and feature poor by compairison.

    The only thing I've ever heard of that was sweet and sour was pork. You must be a pig.

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  220. (Don't Fear) The RIAA by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1

    Amazing! They pick one Blue Oyster Cult song and it's NOT "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"!!

  221. Re:I'm glad that most of those bands are millionar by kruhft · · Score: 1

    One way to get your stuff noticed is to embed some information in the file names, such as the genre or bands you may sound similar to.

    With electronic music, there are so many sub-genres that people will search for 'techno' or 'idm', causing your stuff to pop up and get noticed.

  222. Try again, chese-ball. by twitter · · Score: 1
    RTFA, jackass. They only examined 50 of the subpeonas. That means that Busta could be mentioned on about 250 of the total.

    With the spread of data, I doubt anything would have made much more. That's the beauty of online music sharing, you get to learn people's real tastes as opposed to what the RIAA would shove down their throats. When you are free to pick from everyhting, your tastes tend to drift from top 40 cruft. That's the real dread of the RIAA, their business model depends on being able to make "super stars" by supressing all other music. There you have it - their model is obsolete. It can never work to make them any money, though the artists can make a living. The big music publishers are going to collapse and be bought for the song they were worth all along.

    I gave up moderating this thing to post this? Of course, my points couldn't have countered the retards who modded this "Insightful"...

    I doubt this too. Only trolls with their bots have mod points these days. Quit whining, jackass.

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  223. hmmm by xa0s · · Score: 1

    If I was one of these people being sued, could I in theory be immune if I already owned these songs I've supposedly pirated from p2p on CD? Could I even buy the CDs after the fact (no way to really prove how long I've owned them) and then be immune?..

    I mean it all comes down to 'stealing' music, but what if I've already paid for it?

    --mike

    1. Re:hmmm by crossconnects · · Score: 1

      it's sharing, not dl'ing that gets you sued

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  224. Once again, Excel is the wrong tool for the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems every moron and his brother uses Excel as a table generation tool, when HTML and/or ASCII would work just as well and not cost hundreds of dollars and waste KB of space.

    Stupid LCD humans!

  225. It was inevitable by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
    Shove CDs down my underpants.

    Let's all put the "pee" in "pee 2 pee networks".

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  226. Re:I'm glad that most of those bands are millionar by sugrshack · · Score: 1
    Getting signed by a major record label is what they're most likely after

    maybe bands that are poorly informed about the nature of the music industry want to "get signed" but as the previous poster stated, they just want to get some recognition. The problem is in the nature of the business itself. If you signed, the odss are something like 999 to 1 that you will get screwed.

    see this article from someone who would know

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  227. Re:I'm glad that most of those bands are millionar by sugrshack · · Score: 1
    word of mouth.

    when I used to file trade (too busy these days), if a friend mentioned a band that was good, I'd check em out on napster. If I liked it, I'd find the band's website and purchase it. I actually ended up purchasing a few things that I never would have even risked if not for the free sample.

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  228. Chart in HTML Now by SlyckTom · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hey all.. I'm the news writer for Slyck.com The excel spreadsheet was just temporary and what I was working with at the time, never expected to be Slash-dotted!... Anyway, you've been heard loud and clear, and the list is available in an HTML format. Hope this make some people happy ;) http://www.slyck.com/misc/songlist.html

  229. Thanks RIAA!!! by dvk · · Score: 1

    If they go only after people who listen to Ludacris and other such crap...errr...rap... i'm cheering the RIAA. Anyone liking gangsta rap is on my personal list of societal enemies.

    -DVK

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  230. Now in HTML by SlyckTom · · Score: 1

    Hey all.. I'm the news writer for Slyck.com The excel spreadsheet was just temporary and what I was working with at the time - never expected to be Slash-dotted!... Anyway, you've been heard loud and clear, and the list is available in an HTML format. Hope this makes some people happy ;) get it here

  231. Re:I'm glad that most of those bands are millionar by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "...even the small record shops won't let them put a small amount on their shelves at cost."

    sadly, that is probably for practical reasons.

    As soon as it gets out that you will do that, your going to get 1000's of CDs.
    Thats means
    A)you just put everyting on the shelves. thats pretty risky.

    b)you pay people to judge which one are good and fit the type of music you sell

    c)you disallow all bands that are explicitly invited.

    I wonder if they gave the people at the local record shop free ticks to there shows, and they were good, if that might make a difference?

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  232. the money makers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well then its official. The riaa doesn't care about all its artists thats "losing" money because of p2p networks, or so they say. Rather they're just making sure the artists that make them the most money are looked after.

  233. HOW IS THIS A TROLL? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    If I have to spend $200+ to get the program that would be my only option to open the document (I don't but only because there are people who violated the EULA and reverse engineered it), then I and the parent have every right to bitch.

  234. Can anyone else verify this? by Funksaw · · Score: 1

    Here's the strange thing.

    After the RIAA announced it would sue uploaders, I downloaded Kazaa Lite to 'stick it to the man' and upload indie music. (www.fairforshare.com for a big batch to get you started) Anyway, I did a quick search for "RIAA" in Kazaa - seeing if that would bring up anything.

    It did. I remember one guy had a bunch of songs on his server that has "screw the RIAA" in the comments field. - alot of them, I think, and his name was "indepunk77" - I remember that because it's an easy name to remember.

    "indepunk77" is one of the names that's coming up on the list of people to be sued.

    I don't have access to Kazaa now, but I was wondering if anyone else wonders if the media-guys set the bots to *look* for "RIAA"

    This is completely anecdotal evidence combined with conjecture. Take it with all the salt you want.
    -- Funksaw

  235. Not worried by pixelatedcrap · · Score: 1

    Until they add Saetia, Hot Cross, or any other band worth a damn, I'm not worried about being sued...except for maybe my extensive collection of "Wake me up before you go-go" remix tracks...

  236. A Pattern Emerges All Right by MacWiz · · Score: 1

    Yeah, there's a pattern. It's extortion, restraint of trade, false testimony to Congress, paying off politicians (Sensenbrenner, in particular), antitrust and blatant terrorism on U.S. citizens by foreign-owned record labels, all designed to reinstate complete control of the market for recorded music -- like they used to have before the CD-Rs, the Internet and mp3s gave the independent artists the access to free global marketing and promotion.

    We don't need the record labels any longer. They've never done anything for the benefit of the artists, which is why you'll always hear them refer to protecting the interests of the copyright owners -- which are the record labels, NOT the artists.

    Today, we begin the protests around the country and around the world and websites will have black front pages, mourning the loss of our civil liberties, right to privacy and protesting the fact that our government has been bought out by the British (EMI), the French (Vivendi), the Germans (BMG and the Japanese (Sony).

    Tower Records in Los Angeles may be the most-publicized example of a physical protest, but Austin. Cleveland, Washington D.C. and other major cities across the country will hold protests for the next two days.

    I have written to each and every US Senator concerning this shredding of our Constitutional rights. If you give a rat's ass about your rights, you should write your congressmen and warn them that those who support the foreign terrorists will face certain defeat in the next elections.

    We're pissed off and we're registering to vote the bastards out of office if they support the RIAA terrorists.

  237. So the real question is... by Zleeper · · Score: 1

    IF you have "file" on you rmachine labeled as these songs are labeled, but in actuality the "file" contains a word document, are you now on the RIAA hit list...
    and

    we could all blissfully share files called "living on a prayer.doc" right?

    also,

    How do they know just form these filnames that the file has in its entirty the notes that compose the supposedly copyrighted material. Someone would have to be listening to every fricking instance of the "file" in question. The possession of a "file" named with the name of a song doe not a copyright violation make.

  238. thou art overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your going to do something, do it right thats all I ask. A few people did in fact bitch about the formating, and they should because the data was presented in a very sloppy manner. Are we all thankful for this nugget of wisdom dispensed upon us? Sure. Does that mean we should felate the authors just because they were being nice? No.

    Shaking your fist at Slashdot's readership is about as clever as a dog in a sweater. There is a fine line between esprit and hubris my friend, please mind which side your on.

  239. Re:silver lining (Click YES!) by johanges · · Score: 1

    Now please go and click on the "YES" button for all the "Was this review helpfull to you".

    (Yes, I know it will permanently tarnish my music taste in the eyes of the Amazon 'bots, but it *did* help me laugh harder than I have done in years...)

  240. Avril tops the count by spike+it · · Score: 1

    Avril looks to have the most mentions on the list. Since her fanbase is mostly teens, looks like there will be some surprised high schoolers once subpoenas are delivered in August!