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  1. In Soviet Russia on Why Was Hypercard Killed? · · Score: 1

    Hypercard kill YOU!

  2. An Important Announcement From Your Boss on Does Telecommuting Make You Invisible? · · Score: 1

    This is your boss, if you are so worried about you job then quick dicking around on Slash and get back to work or I will make you invisible, PERMANENTLY.

  3. In Soviet Russia on Police Encrypt Radios To Tune Out Public · · Score: 1

    Police always ON radio.

  4. Re:Sensible on Study Says Quantum Wavefunction Is a Real Physical Object · · Score: 1

    When you examined, say the empty 'salt' shaker, how did you know that it was salt that the vessel was devoid of?

  5. We should post the instruction on Feds Investigating Water Utility Pump Failure As Possible Cyberattack · · Score: 1

    manuals for all this equipment on the the internets in conspicuous locations in the control network with special attention given to tolerances and acceptable operating parameters. So that hacker wont accidentally damage the critical infrastructure component they are the playing with.

    Heck, we may want to make more foolproof by publishing user dashboards, with very strict input checking, at playwithcriticalinfrastructure.com.

    It the responsible thing ...and knowing is half the battle.

  6. Why in the hell on Feds Investigating Water Utility Pump Failure As Possible Cyberattack · · Score: 1

    Is all this crap attached to the intertubes?

    OK, now we don't even have to come into the office to change the position of the control rods and avert a meltdown, we can do it from home, or heck... Kazan, Russia if you really wanted to.

  7. Re:Happy Holidays from the Golden Girls! on Giant Chinese Desert Mystery Structure Solved · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia whopper eat YOU!

  8. MalCon in Munbai..pfffft! on Windows 8 Secure Boot Defeated · · Score: 1

    Im waiting for TradeSecretCon in Beijing

  9. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Robot Controls Person's Arm To Manipulate Objects · · Score: 1

    Nyet! In Soviet Russia robot MANIPULATE you!

  10. Re:Just now they're "disgruntled"? on Microsoft Shareholders Unhappy After Annual Meeting · · Score: 1

    Self correction: Its been more like 260 million/month recently. I guess time are hard.

  11. Re:Just now they're "disgruntled"? on Microsoft Shareholders Unhappy After Annual Meeting · · Score: 1

    Uncle Bill dumps about 150 million a month onto the market.

  12. In SOVIET Russia on Russians Can't Make Contact With Busted Space Probe · · Score: 1

    Space probe bust YOU!

  13. Get a night job on How Do I Get Back a Passion For Programming? · · Score: 1

    Try WalMart or your local convenience store or, heck, go to a day labor office!

    You will get your passion for making a living writing code back, post haste!

  14. Re:s/capitalism/cronyism on End Bonuses For Bankers · · Score: 1

    Thank you for pointing that out. In a related note: Guy Fawkes was a religious fascist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_fawkes

    So the symbolism for the 'occupy movement' consists of homophobic-racist murderers( Che ) and religious fanatics( Guy ). OOOOO! the Irony.

    All... hell... cant stop us now!
    All... hell... cant stop us now!

  15. Re:Happy November from the Golden Girls! on Gadget Allows You to Keep Bees In Your Apartment · · Score: 1

    "Condom fart"

  16. In Soviet Russia on FEMA, FCC Hope To Forestall Panic Over National Emergency Alert · · Score: 1

    YOU warn Television!

  17. In Soviet Russia on China Completes First Space Docking Test · · Score: 0

    China docks with YOU!

  18. In Soviet Russia on Study Finds No Link Between Mobile Phones and Cancer (Again) · · Score: 1

    Cellphone KILL cancer.

  19. In Soviet Russia on Ask Slashdot: Radiation Detection For Tokyo Resident? · · Score: -1

    Radiation detect YOU!

  20. Its called a on Ask Slashdot: Radiation Detection For Tokyo Resident? · · Score: 1

    wind direction indicator.

  21. In Soviet Russia on TSA Doing Random Truck Searches On Tennessee Highway · · Score: 2

    Truck search for YOU!

  22. In Soviet Russia on Intel Z68 Motherboard Round-Up · · Score: 1

    They round YOU up!

  23. In Soviet Russi on Analysis of Galaxy Spin Reveals Universe Might Be Left-Handed · · Score: 1

    YOU spin around universe!

  24. In Soviet Russia on Company to Send DBA into Space · · Score: 1

    Send DBA to wide-open space.

  25. In Soviet Russia on US Intelligence Mining Your Social Network Data · · Score: 1

    Intelligence put YOU in mine.