Giant Chinese Desert Mystery Structure Solved
Velcroman1 writes "Slashdotters read Monday about strange symbols in the Gobi Desert recently imaged and indexed by Google Maps. Alien landing zones? Some military thingy? Bizarre art project? Nope. The grids of zigzagging white lines seen in two of the images — the strangest of the various desert structures — are spy satellite calibration targets, according to one NASA scientist."
So... they correspond to something on the ground they want to match, I betcha. They may have added a few lines to mask their intent, but the drawings to the west look like airfieds and I imagine the two which look like random stuff in a rectangle do match some city roads, somewhere.
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Doesn't explain why some of the structures have heavy bomb damage.
Assuming no foreign power has been bombing China- I can't fathom why China would bomb their own calibration units.
(unless it was to test what would happen- before an enemy did it to them)
"That's the way to do it" - Punch
But don't they have cities, airfields, etc. in China already? Why not just use an existing site as a target? I'm sure it wasn't free to build all that stuff.
And why would these be needed. There are already many structures easily visible form space and static, so why not just use one of those?
Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
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I still say it's alien crop circles so they can signal each other about the coming attack. I think M Night was on to something. The one thing we learned from "Signs" is aliens can't work door nobs so I added door nobs to my car doors in case I'm caught out on the road when the attack happens. I'm still trying to figure out how to strap a closet on to the back of my car as a panic room so I can be truly safe. I already have my super soaker loaded and ready and a baby monitor so I can spy on them.
In Soviet Russia, spy satellite calibrates YOU!
And how exactly is a NASA scientist an expert of Chinese spy satellite technology? Just wondering.
This was my first thought when seeing the pictures. It looks like a giant test pattern used for cameras, given the size, likely satellite photography.
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I was hoping it was a mass grave to hold the bodies of at least three-quarters-of-a-billion Chinese people.
/really?
The 'structures' are lines painted on the ground used for target practice.
Its a documented bomb range with an airport and a simulated airport to bomb as well.
If you bother to zoom out on Google Maps you can figure it out fairly quickly, oh and a few Google searchs will reveal that we've known this for years.
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Free satellite calibration provided over China
Alien landing zones? Some military thingy? Bizarre art project? Nope.
Chuck Testa.
What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
Thats what they want you to think. No one can stop me from imagining the most paranoid delusional scenario. It is a free country and I have the freedom to be fearful of future, gays, the 99% hippies, the mexicans. I will not be pacified, I will not be ameliorated, I will not be persuaded from using words like ameliorated, It is my time, It is my mind, and I'm gonna blow it on the most trivial stuff.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Talk about your white balance target!
Hey KID! Yeah you, get the fuck off my lawn!
Thanks, China! I now know that all my spy satellites are perfectly calibrated. You can take those things down now, if you want to.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
this first post is something i've seen now for many weeks. it is always the same, with the same cosmonaut mistake. and sure enough, several posts correcting the mistake. my question, is this some running gag like 'in soviet russia'? just trying to keep up with any /. inside jokes. sorry no caps as i'm eating a whopper with the other hand. smile
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They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay martians. I swear to God.
Long live the great Xenu! We await his return.
There are lots of unusual 'structures' in that area
Two lots of crazy mosaic
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.458679,93.31314%09&hl=en&ll=40.45792,93.387995&spn=0.024915,0.054932&sll=40.458018,93.392587&sspn=0.0208,0.040426&vpsrc=6&t=h&z=15
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.458679,93.31314%09&hl=en&ll=40.451617,93.741703&spn=0.024917,0.054932&sll=40.458018,93.392587&sspn=0.0208,0.040426&vpsrc=6&t=h&z=15
Airbases on a vast scale, with no runway markings or buildings.
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.458679,93.31314%09&hl=en&ll=40.477574,93.506269&spn=0.049815,0.109863&sll=40.458018,93.392587&sspn=0.0208,0.040426&vpsrc=6&t=h&z=14
Things that look like huge bombed mirrors
And just weird.
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.458679,93.31314%09&hl=en&ll=40.490896,93.510714&spn=0.001556,0.003433&sll=40.458018,93.392587&sspn=0.0208,0.040426&vpsrc=6&t=h&z=19
Nope, it's just a 4chan meta-troll known as "copy pasta."
...as forced as it is it can spread. As stupid as anyone likely thinks it is there will come a time when it will eventually become amusing. Either via the sheer absurdity of the many absurd factors involved in it's continued existence or out of spite for those same factors. I've seen it happen, it's happened to me. Revel in it. Why not? You'll laugh eventually either way. Any display of disdain will only make it more frequent anyway.
This would fall under the categories of: Troll
Copy Pasta
Forced Meme
In Soviet Russia whopper eat YOU!
This sig is not paradoxical or ironic.
Here's my theory about the weird assemblage of lines and angles.
They are to test the people tasked with interpreting imagery from spy satellites -- not the optics of the satellites themselves.
Here's how it would work:
1. The powers-that-be paint lines of varying lengths intersecting at varying angles, and over a non-flat surface (note the evidence of water drainage over some of the lines).
2. They use their spy satellites to capture imagery of the lines at various distances and elevations.
3. Their interpreters use these images to reconstruct the lengths/angles of the various lines.
4. The powers-that-be check the interpreters' reconstructions with what they know was actually painted on ground.
5. The interpreters learn how to accurately reconstruct measurements from spy satellite imagery, and thereby gain knowledge of what other countries are doing.
6. Profit! (or something) :-)
Nope :) The official lyrics are "confidant", but if you listen closely to the GG theme song, they actually did say "cosmonaut" in the third season. That was an inside joke (Bea Arthur's husband at the time was, in fact, Russian (defected) and a cosmonaut)
And I was all ready for an article on "fortune cookies." Maybe I need to see the eye doctor.
I'll just quickly link to the German news site Spiegel Online where they've summarized the clues of a number of experts. Google translation here.
Computer simulation made easy -- LibGeoDecomp
Are you sure they are Chinese bombs? Perhaps they are UFO crash landings?
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hahahaha wow
So now we know what the Nazca lines were for.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
China had better build all the infrastructure they can afford before the west defaults on their debts. When that happens, rattling a few sabers will be the only fallback China will have.
Dammit, is nobody else interested in the giant antenna array?
You linked to FOX News...
(which is, if nothing else, predictably consistent about whipping up paranoia about the Chinese Menace...wonder who benefits from that?)
you had me at #!
GNAA was mildly amusing...
Then someone made an RIAA spoof complete with the ascii art and all that hit it right out of the park.
Some military thingy? Nope.
Tags: military
Do we distinguish government intelligence ops from the military? Even when they involve China? Even when they involve orbital satellites?
New tag: spymantics
so.. Chinese spy satellites are like joysticks in Windows '95.... they need calibration to work!!!! hahahhahaha by far the funniest thing i read this year
Well, he might be an expert in something regarding Mars, but he knows nothing about camera calibration targets.
Because this (the array of lines) is what a camera calibration target looks like. The lines let you test for distortion, the spacing between the lines lets you test for resolution. Just like TV test patterns they're carefully designed to present exactly the features you want to test for. They aren't semi random fractal patterns, and they aren't allowed to degrade the way the ones in the Chines desert have.
The same goes for his "radar test target" - it looks precisely nothing like how aircraft normally appear on flight lines or adjacent to hangars.
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Soon they'll dance all over you
Really? Disgusting.
But watch out for the space pirates. Some of them even steal ice.
Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
Don't believe it - why would they say that? Look at the edge definition. These are overlays - you couldn't be that consistent on bumpy ground with whitewash. Particularly obvious on the 'airfields', someone's used a special marker-pen on the photos.
So can anyone tell me what the circled numbers 1 to 5 are:
here
40ft across, irregularly spaced, close to something the size of a soccer/football field.
I think that what we see on Google Maps is just a weird composition of several satellite images taken at days when the mountains were covered by snow and on days when there was no snow. That's it.
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Does Type II look familiar? There is even code for you to generate your own geometric window grille.
See also this link:
http://www.springerlink.com/content/u41779k5083148p7
Baigong Pipes... now that's a real mystery for skeptics to chew on. http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4181
Really makes sense when you think of it, I do not know why they did not think of this 20 years ago!.....maybe could have avoided many collisions up there??
Well it's certainly going to confuse the hell out of archaeologists and others in a few thousand years
It's going to be embarrassing if this turns out just to be a failed real estate development. China has those too.
Compare this image from Google Maps. There's a nice "alignment target" in the middle of nowhere. It was supposed to be an industrial park near Dubai, but never got beyond road building. The China one looks like a project that never got beyond bulldozer stage.
You folks know you're harshing my mellow. The World News or the ilk laid claim that these pattern were proof POSITIVE that the aliens had landed. Thanks you alien buzz killing clods!
Copypasta out dates 4chan by several years buddy. Not only were the japs, from which 4chan comes calling it Kopipe (read: copy-pa[ste]) in the mid 90's, but the GNAA was doing it on slashdot in 2000. More importantly though, it was basically just crossposting from usenet.