User: Roachie

In Soviet Russia

On: Last Day To Tell Google To Forget You

YOU can forget about Google!

Sand

On: Ask Slashdot: What Would Real Space Combat Look Like?

Given the velocities, that would sum it up -in my estimation.

Oh Good!

On: DNA Nanorobot Halts Growth of Cancer Cells

Thats ONE less thing to worry about!

Re:slashdot jumps the shark

On: School Sends Child's Lunch Home After Determining it Unhealthy

Well played sir.

Career Enhancing Guidance

On: Ask Slashdot: Making JavaScript Tolerable For a Dyed-in-the-Wool C/C++/Java Guy?

Yea, I know you are an old-skool C/C++ Unix neckbeard that has to sit in the presence in Javascript code.

Pull up your big girl panties, quit bitching and get back to work.

I say surrender

On: Hawaiian Bill Would Force ISPs to Track Users' Web Histories For 2 Years

Howz about a plug in/app like TrackMeNot that just crawls the net, at superhuman speed 24 fucking 7 - 365. ( except when I'm surfing smut :^) )

They want data. I say we give the weasels their data.

In Soviet Russia

On: Pentagon To Crowdsource Weapons Software Testing

They test weapon ON crowd!

In Soviet Russia

On: Who Goes To CES?

CES come to YOU!

Unfair

On: Amazon To Collect Indiana Sales Tax In 2014

It unfair to local businesses so we have two choices:

1) Tax Amazon sales
2) Lower/eliminate the Indiana tax ( hahahahahahahahahahaha! hoooo... shit thats funny .. ahhahhahahhhahahh! )

In Soviet Russia

On: Teachers Resist High-tech Push In Idaho Schools

Technology push YOU!

This is a wise idea

On: When Getting Rid of College Lectures Makes Sense

We cant have students memorizing formulas and heuristics.

In Soviet Russia

On: When Getting Rid of College Lectures Makes Sense

College get rid of YOU!

One thing for certain...

On: Imgur.com: Why We Dumped GoDaddy

Im fucking sick of hearing about GoDaddy.

Any of you policy-minded assholes cancelled your basic cable? ( ESPN supports SOPA ).
No more comics or comic book movies for you ( Marvell Entertainment )
No more football for youse sports fan neckbeards! ( NFL )

Re:you are the dumbest shit imaginable

On: Why Can't We Put a BASIC On the Phone?

Damn, this thread went apeshit fast.

Re:SPACEBALLS?

On: NASA To Investigate Mysterious 'Space Ball'

Wait, there is a NEW Mexico ?!?!?!

Re:Trek Writer Fodder

On: New Particle Identified At LHC

Don't forget resonance.

In Soviet Russia

On: Exoplanets Spotted Orbiting Dead Star

Dead star orbit YOU!

Re:AMERICA FUCK YEA!!

On: Troops In Afghanistan Supplied By Robot Helicopter

Protip: Perhaps you should relocate to a district where they design and manufacture say, robotic helicopters?

I guess

On: Troops In Afghanistan Supplied By Robot Helicopter

The creepy robotic mule had the day off.

I have no idea

On: MapReduce For the Masses With Common Crawl Data

what this is.

Re:First PHP post

On: Facebook Releases JIT PHP Compiler

Yea, perhaps Facebook can now develop a tool for REAL programmers!

Re:scientists can be as bad as religion

On: LHC To Narrow Search For Higgs Boson

pffffft! I'M warping the space-time fabric all the way out to infinity.

Hello,

On: US Air Force Pays SETI To Check Kepler-22b For Alien Life

Hello, alien friends. Hellooooo........... Can you confirm that there is no Christian God? Not being sure if a moral and omniscient being is watching us surf internet porn is driving some of us nuts.

We await your answer... we have beer and snacks.

In Soviet Russia

On: Reverse Robocall Turns Tables On Politicians

Politician turn table on YOU!

In Soviet Russia

On: Ask Slashdot: Getting a Grip On an Inherited IT Mess?

IT has grip on YOU!