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  1. Re:Facebook knows all on Facebook: the Law Says You Can't Have Your Data · · Score: 1

    Facebook knows everything there is to know about you.

    It even knows where you put the keys you lost.

    They won't tell you where your keys are- but they sure do know.

    I wonder if the source the data out to Santa Claus...

  2. Re:I'm really sick of this trend on Facebook: the Law Says You Can't Have Your Data · · Score: 5, Funny

    You did opt-in. Did you not read the TOS? It's your own fault for not reading it fully.

    wut?

    Facebook Terms of Use

    ... ikpoo foobus dorsat frobnym yinfun grostnit and all your base are belong to us, hitherto shall be volpim lepsum kruften veeblefetzer potrzebie ...

    Well, dang!

  3. That's so utterly mad on Facebook: the Law Says You Can't Have Your Data · · Score: 2

    I'd expect this being stated by one of the senior wizards at Unseen University.

  4. Re:They way it went down on Near-Earth Asteroid Discovered Via Crowdsourcing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Poster one, "Hey I found NEO a 1,000 miles out"........

    I wonder if they had moderation?

    Poster one, "Hey I found NEO a 1,000 miles out" +1 Interesting

    Poster two, "That's odd. I just found one 900 miles out" +1 Interesting

    Poster three, "That's cool, the one I just spotted is 800 miles but I can't tell what direction it's headed in?' +1 Interesting

    Poster four, "You're all wrong it's 500 miles out and stationary. I'd guess it's 50 miles across. Wait I looked again, it's still fixed in the sky but I was wrong it's 75 miles across, er maybe a 100" +1 Funny

    Poster five, "I've got you all beat we're having an unscheduled eclipse!" -1 Troll

    Poster six, "That's nothing. There's two moons in the sky only one is really, really big. I wonder............." -1 Overrated

  5. Old School Crowdsourcing on Near-Earth Asteroid Discovered Via Crowdsourcing · · Score: 1

    Up in the sky .. it's a bird!

    It's a plane!

    It's Superman!

  6. Re:I know that's what they're doing... on US Intelligence Mining Your Social Network Data · · Score: 1

    I know this was posted in jest but you may not be far off when it comes to a "defense" for such a system. Internet sock puppetry could get a whole lot more interesting.

    Indeed, comrade! Will discuss further plans over drinks, da?

  7. Re:I know that's what they're doing... on US Intelligence Mining Your Social Network Data · · Score: 2

    So I purposely write posts knowing that they're doing it and designed to further any agenda *I* might have.

    Occupy Wall Street everywhere in America!! :D

    Write a circular agenda (that being one which dependencies on sub-agendas, which continue in a never ending circle, or even a moebius loop!) and see if you can cause a stack overflow and the biggest core dump in history. :D

  8. Let 'em on US Intelligence Mining Your Social Network Data · · Score: 2

    He who mines my social network date mines garbage.

    except my slashdot journals, which are pure gold as to the utter stinker I am

  9. Re:Oh boy... on NASA Sues Apollo Astronaut To Return Moon Camera · · Score: -1, Troll

    Nevermind that, if violating an order, by taking the camera back with them had been sufficient to affect the launch from the Moon and created an Apollo 13 like crisis (or even killed the astronauts) would it be OK?

    Apollo astronauts weren't retards. There was a significant margin in return mass and no chance that a 16mm camera would take them over that margin unless they were already in 'an Apollo 13 like crisis'.

    Heck, it's not like they weighed every moon rock before the return trip to make sure they didn't have too many.

    Well done. You haven't answered the question but shifted it to another topic. Have you considered your future as a prospective presidential candidate?

  10. Re:Oh boy... on NASA Sues Apollo Astronaut To Return Moon Camera · · Score: 1

    The conspiracy theorists are going to have a field day with this one...

    Nevermind that, if violating an order, by taking the camera back with them had been sufficient to affect the launch from the Moon and created an Apollo 13 like crisis (or even killed the astronauts) would it be OK? This isn't so much of a Space Cowboy as a Space Rustler.

    Still gotta admire his Space Gumption!

  11. Re:Abandoned property on NASA Sues Apollo Astronaut To Return Moon Camera · · Score: 1

    You'd think anything purposely designated to be left on the Moon is about as abandoned as property can get.

    And in internationally accepted practice, such as naval salvage, you're entitled to it.

    What do you suppose will happen, though, if some unethical weasel goes to the moon, gloms onto some of the artifacts and brings them back?

    Uh, huh. Gummint suddenly revises the rules, but saying there's no rule and then takes the unethical weasel to court. Two wrongs, sorta fing.

  12. Think this is interesting...? on NASA Sues Apollo Astronaut To Return Moon Camera · · Score: 1

    Wait until they get to the Zapruder film from the moon.

  13. How it works on NYTimes Sues US Gov't To Know How It Interprets the PATRIOT Act · · Score: 2

    We'll take all your records then tell you if you've done something wrong*.

    * After we've raided your offices and taken all your fun little computers out in boxes.

  14. Re:Rule 1: on US Government Seizes Email of WikiLeaks Volunteer · · Score: 1

    Run your own mail server.

    Download it all to your own client and choose a good client.

  15. Re:The three basics of sensitive e-mails on US Government Seizes Email of WikiLeaks Volunteer · · Score: 2

    Even non-sensitive emails may have some value to a government on a witch hunt. It only takes six lines written by the hand of the most honest man...

    You're missing a few lines, please elaborate! :o)

  16. Re:Protests on Ask Slashdot: How Do You View the Wall Street Protests? · · Score: 1

    I'd join the protest if I wasn't taking care of my Mother after my Father died. I think it's a crock how things are but I also feel the top 1% aren't fully to blame. The 99% needs to learn to not be asleep at the wheel half the time and learn to say no together in order to get things done like boycotting things and not just go for "I got mine, too bad about yours" deals.

    I blame the politicians who claim that 1% are sacred cows. Something rather sick about the way they keep protecting them and demanding they get tax cuts (which have proven not to help the economy or encourage investment.)

  17. If I were not 2000+ miles away... on Ask Slashdot: How Do You View the Wall Street Protests? · · Score: 2

    I'd be there with them.

    Though I think protesting on the Capitol Mall might be more effective - I'm pretty fed up with the GOP bending over backward for Wall Street and weeping about poor Bankers and Wall Street when the call for better regulation was made after the banking crisis. Also rather sore about the bonuses being paid, right after the bailouts. A lot of the rhetoric regarding "we have to leave these people alone because they enable our economy" fell on my deaf ears - the economy took a right battering thanks to their blind pursuit of margins and percentages on return, never mind the risk.

  18. Re:We want something new but the same. on Google+ Loses 60% of Active Users · · Score: 1

    Well whenever there is something new people try it out and realize it isn't like what they are use to and go back to the old way. Confident that they are not a close minded individual.

    It's an expected reaction. I'm certain the migration from MySpace to Facebook took time, too. Give Google+ time. Facebook is so idiotic I'm looking forward to not going there if I can help it, which is about the way I felt about MySpace.

  19. Re:The terrorists have won. on DHS Goes Ahead With 'Pre-Crime' Detection Project · · Score: 1

    This must mean Charlie Sheen is a terrorist, because he's Winning.

  20. Re:Wow. on DHS Goes Ahead With 'Pre-Crime' Detection Project · · Score: 2

    In the future this will be looked back on as being as stupid as McCarthyism. Looking for terrorists under every bed and around every corner, monitoring people's bodies for signs of terrorist intent...the terrorists have won beyond their wildest dreams. And if we examine Pearl Harbor as precedent, none of us will live to see the damage undone.

    Sorry, dude, but they're already doing that .. been doing it for years. All your email, all your telephone calls, everything you do online which can be connected to you by IP address or account activity (such as GMail, Hotmail, ATT.NET, etc.) They tracked down that Craigslist Killer pretty amazingly fast, didn't they? It's stored somewhere and the spooks can reference it fast if they decide there's a need, real or imagined.

    Even activity on such a subversive site as Slashdot is being ... hold on, doorbell

    NO CARRIER

  21. Re:Papers? on DHS Goes Ahead With 'Pre-Crime' Detection Project · · Score: 1

    Who needs to see your papers? We already know you're a criminal, now look directly into the camera so we can determine just what you're guilty of...

    Thank you for your forced compliance.
    Sincerely,
    DHS.

    How about a modern re-issue of the original Castle Wolfenstein, where the player tries to successfully go to the Grocery, Bank and ultimately Shopping Mall past DHS agents?

    "Aus Passe!"

  22. My detector works great on DHS Goes Ahead With 'Pre-Crime' Detection Project · · Score: 1, Funny

    My Slashdot Moderation Predictor (Patent Pending) predicts this post will be modded down!

    With just a little tweaking it will also detect incorrect meta moderation.

  23. Re:Attention Whores on Phelps Clan Tweets Intent To Picket Jobs Funeral Via iPhone · · Score: 1

    Nothing but attention whoring, they shouldn't be given press at all.

    They shouldn't have a tax-free status, either.

  24. Trusted? on The State of Hacked Accounts · · Score: 1

    Hotmail? I think I block anything from there. That's spammer haven as far as I'm concerned.

  25. Re:Called it on UBS: Our Risk Systems Did Detect $2bn Rogue Trader · · Score: 1

    No, the logic of that post is perfectly clear. Someone says bank CEOs screwing up hurts everyone but those CEOs. Like people who have lost jobs, or can't get one, after bank CEO screwups destroyed the economy's growth, and the jobs with it. Herman Cain says it's the jobless person's own fault for not having a job - and even their own fault they're not rich. The contrast is that Cain says it isn't the bank CEO's fault people don't have jobs, it's their own fault.

    But that's obvious. Except perhaps to a Republican, er "Libertarian", like you. Who spent the entire Bush era telling us Chewbacca was on Endor whenever people complained that deregulation was killing us.

    I hadn't done any research on Cain, as I usually get anyone running for President a few months to flesh out their views and see whether they have a chance or not. The dumb ones usually implode, like Perry is currently doing. I was quite taken aback by the magnitude of profound stupidity of Herman Cain's statement - the man should stick to what he knows, slinging pizza.