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Phelps Clan Tweets Intent To Picket Jobs Funeral Via iPhone

It comes as no surprise that Margie Phelps of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church has already declared the church's intention to picket Steve Jobs's funeral. What is interesting, is that she did so using an iPhone. The 142 characters of wrath read: "Westboro will picket his funeral.He[sic] had a huge platform; gave God no glory & taught sin. MT @AP: Apple co-founder Steve Jobs has died at 56."

699 comments

  1. Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny
    You missed the best part when she defended herself:

    Rebels mad cuz I used iPhone to tell you Steve Jobs is in hell.God created iPhone for that purpose! :)

    She's just confirming what Apple fans already knew: God works at Apple.

    That's a bittersweet reminder of my Roman Catholic upbringing. Whenever I did something good like played the trombone well or scored well on a test, I was instructed to pray to Jesus for working through me to do something so good. Whenever I screwed up, well, all those powerful forces like God and the Devil were suspiciously absent and the fault was solely mine.

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    1. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      That's a bittersweet reminder of my Roman Catholic upbringing. Whenever I did something good like played the trombone well or scored well on a test, I was instructed to pray to Jesus for working through me to do something so good. Whenever I screwed up, well, all those powerful forces like God and the Devil were suspiciously absent and the fault was solely mine.

      Sounds like you were quite a fuck-up.

    2. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also: Whenever life is going well, praise the lord for your good fortune. Whenever your life hits a snag, your faith is being "tested".

    3. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ok, I've swung to the other side about WBC. These people are not sincere.

      They just want to make headlines, and publicity is the only god that they worship.

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    4. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by miowpurr · · Score: 1

      Oh thank God! I thought I was the only one. ;)

    5. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by hansamurai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm an adult with faith but his complaint seems more than warranted.

    6. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by lymond01 · · Score: 2

      Umm...but that's sort of common in Christianity. "Praise God the doctor saved him!" And then, sure, when you miss the throw to first in little league, you receive an entirely different exclamation to God.

      The doctrines of many religions seem to mean well. It's the practitioners who cause the problems. So if THAT'S what you meant, then I'm cool with you. :-)

    7. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

      Why not?

    8. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by lymond01 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm guessing the Phelps aren't like this, but I remember reading a letter to the editor in some mainstream magazine where the author said something like, "I don't understand how people can act this way. Their souls will be delivered to eternal torment in Hell. We HAVE to keep trying to change them to prevent that!"

      Despite religion being mostly a community of mythologists, some people feel that Hell is as real as an oncoming bus while you're standing in the road. You NEED to listen! You need to get out of the road! Can't you see!

      It's a little spooky.

    9. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Jawnn · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry your childhood was rough. Please, don't attribute that kind of harsh upbringing to a religion.

      Your joking, right? I mean come on. The Catholics have certainly refined institutionalized guilt, but the notion that we are inherently flawed and need the intercession of some invisible man in the sky goes all the way back to the book of Genesis, and that notion is the very foundation upon which all Abrahamic religions are built. Harsh upbringing (and worse, much worse) may be directly attributed to this bullshit all too often.

    10. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So she bought this iphone just for this solely purpose? Not bad.

    11. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by skywhale · · Score: 1

      "God created iPhone" So as Steve created the iPhone does that mean the WBC believe Jobs is God?

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    12. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, wait, wait... so you're telling me that THIS time, there's an overly smug, mindless cult who's against Apple?

      Wow! What a different world we suddenly live in!

    13. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by maxume · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You thought they were sincere?

      Their whole schtick is to be assholes and then sue anyone who confronts them.

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    14. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by dougmc · · Score: 5, Informative

      They just want to make headlines, and publicity is the only god that they worship.

      They want publicity, yes. Because they want somebody to assault them or violate their civil rights, so they can sue.

      This page explains how they work pretty well. Basically, they're all lawyers, and the moment something happens, they sue, and all their paperwork is perfect.

    15. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by SleazyRidr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
      Then he is not omnipotent
      Is God able to prevent evil, but not willing?
      Then he is malevolent.
      Is God both willing and able to prevent evil?
      Then how does evil still exist?
      Is God neither able, nor willing to prevent evil?
      Then why call him God?

    16. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

      The Roman Catholic god is an asshole.

    17. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by ocean_soul · · Score: 2

      If god created the iPhone, how can they claim Jobs didn't give god glory?

    18. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by jason.sweet · · Score: 1

      My bible tells me that god ruined Job's life in order to win a bet with the devil. That seems to have set the precedent for the upbringing that was described.

    19. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, God worked through Jobs to create the iPhone. Jobs is just the iProphet.

    20. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He was not unique. I can attest that all Catholics are indoctrinated this way. It's been said that the quickest way to become an atheist is to grow up in a Catholic household, because of this kind of religious mindscrew.

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    21. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      "God made you to miss that ball for a reason. We just don't know his plan for us..."

    22. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Empiric · · Score: 1

      God works at Apple.


      "One of the deep mysteries to me is our logo, the symbol of lust and knowledge, bitten into, all crossed with the colors of the rainbow in the wrong order. You couldn't dream of a more appropriate logo: lust, knowledge, hope, and anarchy."

      --Jean-Louis Gassee


      Seems she'd be better off considering it a case of successful divine stealth-marketing, then, rather than mucking it up with her own universally-reviled (including by other theists) form of trolling.

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    23. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2

      iProfit more likely

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    24. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by miltonw · · Score: 1

      Rebels mad cuz I used iPhone to tell you Steve Jobs is in hell.God created iPhone for that purpose! :)

      Wait, I'm confused. Here she is saying that Steve Jobs is God. After all, Jobs was the one who created the iPhone.

      So, God is dead, is in hell and they're going to picket God's funeral?

      Nice to know they aren't confused or anything.

    25. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by mellon · · Score: 2

      Or, really, "praise God, the doctor saved him from the deadly disease that God gave him." Whether you believe in God or not, this is a completely nonsensical statement. And as you say, as far as I can tell it's not really the message that the Christian church was supposed to be teaching anyway. Sigh.

    26. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by PessimysticRaven · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sounds like you were quite a fuck-up.

      Sounds like you have no idea what a strict Catholic upbringing is like. As a recovered Catholic myself, I can attest that the entire basis of the Cath-lick faith is to have zero self-worth. Anything good you do is attributed to God's power. Anything 'evil,' and, well, bend over, Satan's concubine!

      And, if you do, somehow, manage to come out of that intact, you'll generally be jaded.

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    27. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      It's funny, right, that certain subsets of people can separate success and failure by source? I usually see this in terms of right-wingers who feel that their own success is earned by them alone, while their own failures are attributable to being let down by others. This then somehow translates into a belief that anyone else who fails is at fault, and thus is not worthy of empathy or a safety net.

      Were I a psychologist, I think study of this phenomenon could occupy the next decade of my career. I find the concept that someone could think this way and not explode with internal conflict fascinating.

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    28. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, all religions have this problem. Hard to keep the lies straight, you know?

    29. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by nhat11 · · Score: 2

      This isn't about religion. The Westboro uses religion as a facade to piss more people off or to make more hate like you. And it's working. They're just plain hateful people.

    30. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could you ever be on the side of anyone who spreads hate under the banner of any religion?
      Semper Fi!

    31. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, religion has to take some responsibility in this. Otherwise, it reveals itself as hypocritical.

    32. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Are you able to objectively define "evil", to make it mean something for argument? If not, why use the word?

      Let's start with something easier. Is eating a steak good, or evil?

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    33. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Rolgar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Fred really got going in '92 or '93, and I had a couple of friends that would counter protest over the next few years before we left town for college or military service.

      I'll tell you this, they sincerely hate the people they protest. You can sense it in them when they are around, although their usual weekend rounds at the local churches is usually pretty low key other than the obscene stick figures on their signs, which I don't care for my kids to see.

      What Fred's family really gets out of this though is that their protests bring condemnation. I suspect they sell this to the congregation that they are being good Christians being persecuted like the early Christians who were tortured and executed by various means. By ostracizing his followers from everybody else in town, they reinforce their members' dependance upon one another like any cult, and the family probably sees pretty good revenue in the collection basket.

      A couple of his kids (he has a very large family, 2 or 3 are at odds with the rest of the family) wrote a book about Fred and the things that went on during the 70s and 80s. I think I once read some of it online. Very disturbing stuff.

    34. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 3, Funny

      Frankly, journalistic style sheets need to be updated so that they are always referred to as Westboro Baptist "Church", including requiring TV presenters to make finger-quotes when using the word "Church".

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    35. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Most theologists will tell you it is our free will that 'creates evil'. Basically we give in all to easily to temptation and so evil is like a virus spreading from person to person.

      Personally I think it's all crap and would prefer more animistic roots to religion, but that's just me...

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    36. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Applekid · · Score: 2

      I'm an adult with faith but his complaint seems more than warranted.

      Sounds less to do with the religion and more to do with those practicing it. What makes religion religion as opposed to a mere collection of rituals and superstitions are the people that indoctrinate. Sometimes they take a path of free knowledge and guidance, sometimes the path is to beat it into the heads of the young.

      I know which of the two paths represent at worst a benign influence on human civilization and which path at best is responsible for intolerance and oppression.

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    37. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      They make a profit by suing counterprotestors

      They are media whores and scammers. Don't feed the trolls kids, they'll bite your head off for the main course.

    38. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by DJLuc1d · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can attest that all Catholics are indoctrinated this way.

      I can attest that not all Catholics are indoctrinated this way. I can however attest that people with a narrow mindset will say things like this.

    39. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Umm...but that's sort of common in Christianity. "Praise God the doctor saved him!" And then, sure, when you miss the throw to first in little league, you receive an entirely different exclamation to God.

      It's common and that's not a good thing. Christians should take their cue from Job 1:20-22:

      At this, Job got up and tore his robe and shaved his head. Then he fell to the ground in worship and said:

      "Naked I came from my mother's womb, and naked I will depart.[a]
      The LORD gave and the LORD has taken away; may the name of the LORD be praised."

      In all this, Job did not sin by charging God with wrongdoing.

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    40. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      They should be preemptively declared vexatious litigants in every state of the union. That would really fix their wagon.

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    41. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry your childhood was rough. Please, don't attribute that kind of harsh upbringing to a religion.

      Why, because religious idiots wish people would ignore thousands of years of oppression, bloodshed, violence, and discrimiation, all in the name of religion?

      Sorry if your religon works for you, but please don't ignore substantial amounts of humany misery and suffering attributed to religion and its teachings.

    42. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      This sounds clever, but all the argument really says is "I don't like the way God does things."

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    43. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see the pointof why they bother unless they are attention whoring. After all if their beliefs are correct then the god they worship will have had the final say on the matter by now.

    44. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      Indeed. But, the churches are more concerned with recruiting, and pandering to, customers and employees, than to make sure their very allegorical and flexible teachings and power structure are not used and abused.

      Religions might be sometimes OK as philosophies, but churches are almost universally corrupt in various ways, and few religions do not use churches.

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    45. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      "The doctrines of many religions seem to mean well. It's the practitioners who cause the problems"

      Is that really a viable defense of religion? It's the actions that matter. You can use the same argument to defend communism.

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    46. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      God is real but he in no way condones running down people or condemning them to hell. God is the only one who makes decisions on who goes to heaven or hell. This church should have been praying for Mr. Jobs and his family. We need to pray for the people at the Westside Baptist Church.

    47. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      His family is full of shysty lawyers. They make their living sueing people they have provoked.

      The correct response to these fucks is not counter protest. They will sue you without needing a reason if you have any money.

      The correct response is high velocity copper jacketed lead. They keep provoking PTSD marines and I'm sure it will come.

      Failing that, economic sabotage. This is a church that needs burning.

    48. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Are you able to objectively define "evil", to make it mean something for argument? If not, why use the word?

      Let's try molestation of children. Is that evil enough for you?

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    49. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by gtbritishskull · · Score: 2

      Why can we not judge a religion based upon those who practice it? I thought that the purpose of religion was to mold behavior (telling you how to live a "good" life). Shouldn't it also teach people how to teach the religion "correctly". How do you know you don't have it backwards? Maybe your experience is the "exception" that we should ignore yours and just look at the other path to judge the religion. Or did you really mean to say that when judging a religion (or just your religion) we should just look at the good aspects and ignore the bad ones?

      I think that a religion should be judged based upon ALL of the people practicing it, good and bad. Talk is easy. Actually living that talk is where a religion is judged.

    50. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I've swung to the other side about WBC. These people are not sincere.

      They just want to make headlines, and publicity is the only god that they worship.

      For once I'm siding with ANONYMOUS for threatening to shut their entire web network down, i hope they do, and hope these ignorant Anti-American psychopaths are thrown in jail. Or better yet, down a very high and pointy cliff

    51. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      There isn't a shred of evidence anywhere proving any "god" is real.

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    52. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      I want to see if I understand this...The defense is God created the iphone for the purpose of telling us that Steve Jobs is in hell. Whew.

      God created the iphone. To do this he created Steve Jobs to eventually help create the iphone, thus Steve was an instrument of God's creation. That means when you are an instrument of God that you will go to hell. I guess Steve will be seeing Margie and her gang sometime in the future. These people are not Christians nor represent the religion in any way. They are troubled individuals that use the facade of religion (and freedom of speech) to justify abhorrent behavior.

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    53. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yep, don't ever question the big man in the sky, heathens! Trying to think rationally about things like accountability and responsibility leads to trouble!

      Certainly if a god created us, it's our own fault he created us imperfect and put us in a situation where we were statistically guaranteed to screw up eventually!

      Clearly, the billions of people who profess to believe in the same god as me couldn't possibly be wrong! We're right, and those other 2 billion guys who beileve that other thing are all just idiots!

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      which is totally what she said
    54. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by dougmc · · Score: 1

      They should be preemptively declared vexatious litigants in every state of the union. That would really fix their wagon.

      But is that really appropriate? I mean, are they vexatious litigants?

      vexatious
      adjective/veksSHs/

      Causing or tending to cause annoyance, frustration, or worry
      - the vexatious questions posed by software copyrights

      Denoting an action or the bringer of an action that is brought without sufficient grounds for winning, purely to cause annoyance to the defendant

      ... it seems to me, that if they are actually assaulted (or have their civil rights violated by a government) ... their legal actions *will* have sufficient grounds for winning.

      Ultimately, people need to understand what they're after and respond accordingly -- i.e. ignore them.

    55. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      Not limited to Catholics. The best you can do is "filthy rags" for such a holy and untouchable God. So...why bother? There's people here and now that have much more appreciation for the good you can do for them.

    56. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I was raised Catholic and got no such idiotic treatment.

      Religion doesnt' make you stupid, but stupid people tend to latch on to religion and use it as an excuse to be nut jobs and lunatics.

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    57. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Would it be OK if I just prayed for an iPhone 5?

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    58. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by somersault · · Score: 1

      Evil seems to be defined as anything god doesn't like. So your attempt at misdirection doesn't really detract from what he said.

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      which is totally what she said
    59. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      So was it HUMANS or GOD doing the molestation?

      Last I recall, ALL religion can be summarized:

      22:36 âoeTeacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?â
      22: 37 Jesus replied: âoeâLove the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.â(TM) 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: âLove your neighbor as yourself.â(TM) 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.â

    60. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by somersault · · Score: 1

      Nope, the argument says that the people who made up that particular god didn't think their logic through far enough.

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      which is totally what she said
    61. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by BitZtream · · Score: 0

      As someone raised Catholic myself, I can attest that not all Catholic parents act like that, nor does the church promote it and hasn't at any point in my lifetime.

      The religion wasn't the problem in your life, your parents and family were.

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    62. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by fotoflojoe · · Score: 1

      I can attest that I was indoctrinated this way. That is why I am no longer Catholic.

    63. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

      I know that this will probably not be accepted as an informative comment by the Slashdot crowd, but the only thing fitting that comes to mind after reading this is: ROFLMAO!

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    64. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by somersault · · Score: 2

      Or someone should do something more long lasting than a punch, like chopping their balls off, and see how funny they find it then.. that would really "fix" their wagon :p

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      which is totally what she said
    65. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should have been Westboro Baptist

    66. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Gunkerty+Jeb · · Score: 1

      It's the lingering remains of crushing guilt from my Catholic upbringing that make me an acceptable human being. Thanks, Mom!

    67. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Jaysyn · · Score: 2

      -- Epicurus

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    68. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Stormthirst · · Score: 2

      So was it HUMANS or GOD doing the molestation?

      You've missed the point of the post.

      It's irrelevant if humans or god were doing the molestation. It's the fact that god either allowed it to happen through inaction, didn't know it was happening - or worse knew it was happening and didn't do anything about it. Either way, god is not what Christians purport him to be.

    69. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by peragrin · · Score: 2

      That is why your confused. The purpose of religion is to make you feel better about the choices you make, and to make you a part of an extended family so you can feel like you belong.

      Humans are lazy. The easist way to feel good about yourself is to compare yourself to some one else. So you find or make up something that you dislike about another person that you can push them below you.

      Some try to step above such pettiness but few really do.

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    70. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      Actually, I thought the Comic-Con counter protest was the best response to the Phleps family that I've ever seen. It reduced them to ridicule and, via sheer numbers, made them seem pathetically small to boot. (About 4 Phleps followers versus dozens, if not hundreds of Comic-Con "protesters.")

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    71. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that was Roman Catholic?
      The Teaching I got from attending Roman Catholic Mass was more like this. God has given us a set of talents that we have free will on how we use and nurture them.
      So when you are doing something good with your talents God is pleased that you are using your talents for Good, If you use your talents to something bad then God isn't so pleased with the way you use your talents.

      However an other element to Catholicism is the idea of Humility. So your parents may have tried to teach you not to be too impressed with yourself and your skills, so you will continue to work on improving your talents, and not become too self important and let your talents become wasted.
      The practice of praying "to Jesus for working through me to do something so good" helps you realize you accomplishment without being to exalted about it.

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    72. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, whenever religion produces something worthwhile, praise the lord. Whenever it produces shameful human rights abuses, don't attribute it to religion.

    73. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Are you able to objectively define "evil", to make it mean something for argument? If not, why use the word?

      Let's start with something easier. Is eating a steak good, or evil?

      It depends on where you stand. For me, eating a steak is a GOOD thing.

      To a PETA whackjob, eating a steak rates right up there with buggering Jesus with a chainsaw.

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    74. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Since that's a reflection of pretty much every sect of Christianity, I think that, yes we can chalk that up to the religion.
      'Gods work' is just whatever happens to be able to advance a persons religious legitimacy.

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    75. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "What makes religion religion as opposed to a mere collection of rituals and superstitions are the people that indoctrinate."

      that IS religion.

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    76. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Theodicy. Explained by SMBC.

      This philosophical problem is neither new nor unexplored. I think the short version of the common response is that humans and God do not agree on the definition of "evil".

    77. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by jacksinn · · Score: 1

      Other than at Baptisms I've actually never heard 'Satan', 'hell' or any derivations thereof brought up at mass. Interesting though - I'm sure there all all kinds of different Catholic upbringings. A lot of this may come from Vatican I and then the last generation to be influenced by Vatican I is the offspring of the Vatican I followers? I don't really know. My child goes to a Catholic school and I haven't encountered this there or at mass. I don't doubt it one bit but I think things have changed. I didn't grow up in any kind of faith upbringing so I can't speak for anything from the past only the present as I see it.

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    78. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2

      "Nor does the church promote it" my ass. Why do you think there are all these other Catholics and ex-Catholics in here going 'oh yeah I had the same experience!' Did it ever occur to you that maybe your specific parish was the odd one out, if indeed, and I rather doubt, it was. My wife was raised Catholic and she dumped the religion in part for the same reason. She experienced the same things both at church and in her parochial schools. It's systemic, and either you were extremely lucky (more likely extremely blind) or you're just lying to cover up the reality of emotional manipulation and abuse in your cult.

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    79. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Rufty · · Score: 1

      Amen!

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    80. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes:
      Lack of empathy, and malevolent action.

      And your example is not easy. that's hard. It's a gray area.

      This is easy:
      Easy raping and killing children evil?
      I think pretty much everyone would say yes.

      So,assuming you would say yes to that, then how do you refute the original poster?

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    81. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by B33RM17 · · Score: 1

      Hey, sounds just like my upbringing! Says another FORMER Catholic. It's a self-deprecating religion.

      My life is honestly better without this form of "god" in my life. And my parents respected me for being brave enough to tell them I don't have the same beliefs as them.

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    82. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by querist · · Score: 1

      Even the Ferengi know better... Rule of Acquisition Number 60: Keep your lies consistent.

    83. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by geekoid · · Score: 2

      No, but it does make you irrational.

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    84. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      Actually, I do. Communism would have worked fine were it not for Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev, Po Pot, Ho Chi Minh, Mao Tse Tung, etc. But Hu Jintao seems to have finally got it right. Oh, wait, he's a Capitalist. Never mind.

    85. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't.

    86. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "They want publicity, yes. Because they want somebody to assault them or violate their civil rights, so they can sue."

      I'd LMAO if someone snapped and greased a bunch of them. Then they could be picketed for being insufficiently faithful!

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    87. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judge not, lest ye be judged.

      Sounds like the Phelpses will be spending eternity roasting over an open hellfire.

    88. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by cavreader · · Score: 1

      Th one redeeming factor is that you can go to confession and admit your sins and then everything is A-OK with god. That's a gigantic loophole.

    89. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Two words: Free Will

      We have a choice, so your syllogism is flawed. That which is meant for evil can work for good. See Gen 50:20

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    90. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone raised Catholic myself, I can attest that not all Catholic parents act like that, nor does the church promote it and hasn't at any point in my lifetime.

      The religion wasn't the problem in your life, your parents and family were.

      hey dumbass, way to prove the parents point.

      Religion, obviously the problem.

    91. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      Would texting the prayer be ok? God does understand SMS, right?

    92. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone tell Al-Queda that the WBC is planning on burning a Koran. We can provide the C4 and temporary visas for them.

      It seems they've found a form of blackmail. Pay us off or we'll harass your loved one's funeral.

    93. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing a little irreversible violence can't solve.

    94. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Surt · · Score: 1

      Whether the church is promoting it by deliberate intent or by accident, they are definitely promoting it. I know ~50 catholics from at least 10 different congregations with these sorts of thought problems.

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    95. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by cavreader · · Score: 1

      And here you have exposed the true conundrum about religion in the modern world. The rituals, superstitions, rules, edicts, and admonishments are all 100% human creations. True religious belief is about faith and true faith can only exist within the individual. Acquiring true faith is not a group or team activity. If there is really a God, and I am keeping an open mind, I believe he, she, or it would not be very happy with the things perpetrated in his name. And another thing that puzzels me is when people claim to be God's warrior. If there is a all knowing God I seriously doubt he would need any help from humans to take care of the problem.

    96. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      Whenever I screwed up, well, all those powerful forces like God and the Devil were suspiciously absent and the fault was solely mine.

      Hey, don't feel too bad. According to Wikipedia "The Westboro Baptist Church believes that Barack Obama is the Antichrist"

      Well, he is murdering his own citizens now. I'm disappointed in him, but I wouldn't go that far. Not without checking the back of his head for numbers at least.

      Besides, Dick Cheney is the Antichrist, I don't think there can be two.

    97. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by HomerNet · · Score: 1

      Similar problem (and I'm saying this as a member of the Church) with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, a.k.a. "Mormons." It's not as heavily inculcated as it is in the catholic church, but it's still pretty bad and has disheartening effect of minimizing the human achievement, something that is NOT doctrinally based and ABSOLUTELY antithetical to God's stated purposes.

      End-running myself from going down that particular rabbit hole, I'll leave you with an amusing quote that comes about because of the guilt-complexing and minimizing of the individual; "Ex-mormon girls make the best lesbians."

      True story!

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    98. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by geoffball · · Score: 1

      Sounds less to do with the religion and more to do with those practicing it.

      The religion isn't really the doctrine. It is the people practicing it. The doctrine is just a framework.

    99. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by couchslug · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your reply is suspect because Catholics must defend their faith and honesty is not required by your Church in dealing with outsiders or the flock.

      I cite the ONGOING pedophile scandal(s) throughout the Catholic world as examples. There is zero reason to believe your assertion over the FACT of more than ONE BILLION dollars being paid out in settlements/hush money and the FACT of pedos being hidden from the law and the FACT that this was systematically done.

      Even the Vatican's most primitive followers are sometimes having second thoughts.

      http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/18/world/europe/ireland-recalibrates-ties-to-roman-catholic-church.html

      Before anyone mods this Troll, use the search engine of your choice and have a look at Church exploitation and corruption worldwide.

      So far only one predator got real justice:

      http://articles.cnn.com/2003-08-24/us/geoghan_1_joseph-l-druce-worcester-county-district-attorney-defrocked-roman-catholic-priest?_s=PM:US

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    100. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by marnues · · Score: 1

      This has been well studied and if you think you and yours don't do the same thing you're probably missing something. Some people cross the line of illogical finger pointing. The rest of us just twist our perspective to one logical conclusion instead of another when the real answer is to blame no one.

    101. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by oudzeeman · · Score: 2

      I was brought up Catholic, my parents were involved in the church choir, but we almost never talked about god or religion outside of church. We were never taught to give god thanks for everyday things. All success or failure was attributed to us. My parents would have considered themselves very spiritual, in her later years my Mother loved to read books about saints, and she made a pilgrimage to France. But I never felt like religion was part of our day to day lives. As a kid it was an hour a week, maybe two if we were doing "CCD" (religious education). I think they would be pretty upset to know I don't really believe, but they never mentioned having my son baptized, or the fact that we did not attend church.

    102. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by marnues · · Score: 2

      No it doesn't. Fully believing the theology of any religion is irrational, but being a religious follower for the community and spiritual insight is incredibly rational. I envy the Mormon church, not for their horrible history or laughable theology, but for the community and real ethical teachings. No atheist is part of a community so focused on being a good person and striving for the good life.

    103. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I would say "good" cannot be of the nature that it is unalloyed with anything else anywhere as a dependency.

      In this case, that scenario is addressed by not introducing something far less "good", that is, the elimination of human free will that leads to such events, at which point we've made "good" and "evil" moot concepts entirely.

      I am saying the notion of human "absolute" good is simply using a words to suggest something that doesn't, and cannot, exist, like demanding a square circle. This isn't an argument, this is failure to meaningfully use words.

      Is it good to be alive? Generally, people would say "yes". Ah, but, there is a non-zero amount of "bad" every morning when you have to make the effort to get up. Is it good to have a job? Yes, but there is a non-zero amount of "bad" to have to drive into work, pollute the environment, etc.

      The reality is, though, they still remain good, and noting a consequential necessary "evil" does not change this. The only confusion here, literally in all cases with even the slightest thought, is the projection of an unalloyed "good" which is used as a term but not further elaborated on by the argument. What did Epicurus? Well, mainly because he couldn't, because he'd be talking to other philosophers, who wouldn't let that do anything other than completely fall apart within a few sentences if he didn't drop his sound-bite and hastily exit, so to speak.

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    104. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by couchslug · · Score: 2

      Christians acting like Christians merit publicity.

      The body count of their murderous superstition down the centuries stands witness that churches are more than just social clubs for the old and stupid.

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    105. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by cavreader · · Score: 1

      Killing and burning churches are a little extreme. Instead a good non-fatal, weaponless ass kicking would be a much better approach. Sure you will get arrested and probably detained for processing a few hours but then you can contest the charge in front of a jury. Remember your lawyer gets a hand in choosing the jury so objecting to people with similar religious beliefs would be a valid and legally supportable action. The chance of being convicted would be practically nil. Especially in those cases where they protest at military funerals.

    106. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just now figured that out?

      They're a lawsuit mill. Half the family, or more, were trained as lawyers after Fred, the old man, got disbarred. That's how they fund their church and their venom: they provoke people into abridging their constitutional rights, by taking those rights beyond all sense of normal human decorum, and then they sue people's asses off.

    107. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by marnues · · Score: 1

      The most important lesson I learned during the 2 theology course I took at the University of Notre Dame, is that even most Catholic priests have no idea what Catholic doctrine actually teaches. The laity are just as tied to the preacher's voice as any baptist community. The difference being that Catholics have a bit better vetting process for the crazies, even if the conditions of priesthood drive them to poor choices.

    108. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Whenever a religious zealot is getting on my nerves I try to "save" them. They're wasting their all too limited lives being bigoted asses, and worse, ruining their childrens' lives too. That's as real as an oncoming bus. You NEED to listen! You need to get out of the road! Can't you see??

      Spooky to?

    109. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      TV presenters in general should use more air quotes. That would be awesome.

    110. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Empiric · · Score: 2

      Evil enough to eliminate all human free will to avoid any incidence of it? No.

      That would be "evil", not "good", to do.

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    111. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      So... the reverse of banking?

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    112. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they're secretly suicidal. Messing with soldiers AND the Apple cult? I mean, sure, they could sue, provided that they lived long enough to do so. Honestly, I'm amazed no one has taken them out yet.

    113. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Barryke · · Score: 1

      Ok, I've swung to the other side about WBC. These people are not sincere.

      They just want to make headlines, and publicity is the only god that they worship.

      They are politicians?

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    114. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

      That might be the official press release... but...

      I really hate the fucking fucks that gave these twits national audience or some semblance of credibility. They were annoying enough when they stormed into Lawrence KS 20 years ago. May they rot in hell.

      Can't someone get the IRS involved...?

    115. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Creepy · · Score: 1

      No need for violence -

      We don't mind you protesting Jobs' funeral if you don't mind us making a ceremony of pouring piss and vinegar on your grave when you die... I'm sure your loved ones would be insulted if you had any.

    116. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Was your first clue the lawsuits they bring against anyone who dares try to silence them? Or perhaps the fact that their pastor is also a lawyer?

    117. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by thejuggler · · Score: 2

      The Westboro Baptist Church is not Catholic, or Christian. They are a Cult that claims to be Christian. The reality is they are pretty much a single (maybe inbred) family that calls themselves a church.

      I am a Christian Biker Geek
      This means I am Christian first and an avid motorcyclist and a programmer and systems administrator. I also ride with the Patriot Guard http://www.patriotguard.org/ to help shield families of our fallen heros from these despicable people of this so-called church.

      Please do not confuse these people for actual Christians.

    118. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also: Whenever other people's lives hit a snag, God is "punishing them for their sins".

    119. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Sorry, like all arguments, he has to be able to define what the terms in his own argument mean, for, at minimum, the purposes of his own argument.

      Otherwise, upon closer inspection, nothing has actually been said.

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    120. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cover up the reality of emotional manipulation and abuse in your cult.

      An accurate statement. The Catholic Church is the world's largest cult. It long ago deviated from Christianity. That's what its called Catholicism, not Christianity; while ignoring the fact they pretend to still be Christian.

    121. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Empiric · · Score: 1

      No, because we can only evaluate something as "good" or "evil" within the context of all of its dependencies--of which the implications of eliminating free will in this case would have to be included when stipulating God can and should do something about it.

      There's one I'll enumerate specifically. Of course, we cannot call anything good or evil in an absolute sense before enumerating -all- of the implied dependencies.

      One of which being, for a consequence you might find personally more relevant, to eliminate evolution.

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    122. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by cavreader · · Score: 1

      Just like a criminal trial any civil rights lawsuit can also be decided by a jury. A jury that can be vetted by the defense lawyers. These people are so over the top you could never find a jury willing to decide for the plaintive. It might be what's referred to as jury nullification but there are plenty of precedents for this type of action.

    123. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by sznupi · · Score: 1
      Commonly accepted "misunderstandings" are the true face of religions; it's what makes them, what forms their actual dynamics, what drives religions as popular social movements.

      Their true living versions are the frakked up versions, those which had a competitive edge in displacing most of the others (quite often also "better" - but, evolution is indifferent); not the niche forms which stem from elevating the confirmation bias to art form by some statistically insignificant self-absorbed adepts of mental masturbation. The latter are a background noise without much of any significance (well, occasionally what one random one utters - in the sea of others - might stick, one way or another, in very evolved form, via societal dynamics beyond his real control or often even grasp)

      Or, in more general terms, look at the list of cognitive biases. This is our primary mode of operation.
      Among those particularly influencing the movements in question - how we merely like to convince ourselves about the reliability of our memory, how many myths about it and our minds we tend to believe.
      The myths of "good old times" or ~"moral and intellectual demise of youth will destroy civilisation" are known virtually since the beginning of written word. And when people get older, they tend to start believing myths about the greatness of their youth (not the least because it makes us feel better when faced with "frustrating" reality of how much better in fact it is "now", for most cases of "now") ...those are at the core of quite a few anti-progressive approaches.
      More specifically, valuing more when getting older the lies from most of ancient mythologies, from the times when most of humanity was only shifting from ~hunter-gatherer to sedentary lifestyle, "we're so important[1], gods love us, I will survive[2] and get a reward, I'm so good and decent[3]" ( 1. BTW supposed "concerns" over the dead, people are happy to believe the myth of "more of us live now than have ever lived!" & ignore 100+ billion dead homo sapiens - at least we will be similarly ignored very quickly, so there's some "balance"... 2. generally the myth of "monolithic me" - while not only at any given time we're possibly closer to our peers than to ourselves at very different life stages, even split-brain patients are almost unchanged and there's one localized brain trauma resulting in people becoming completely blind without them realizing it 3. it's a bit sad how our deep need for Just World(tm) gets derailed so easily by us convincing ourselves of this one :/ )
      Curious how "big miracles" disappear over time, eh? (and what's left stems mostly from misunderstanding of statistics in medical outcomes - but why it's a "miracle" only when organism sometimes manages to beat something serious, why not when it succumbs to common flu? Where are regrown limbs or survivors of decapitation?)

      Furthermore, the premise in...

      What makes religion religion as opposed to a mere collection of rituals and superstitions are the people that indoctrinate

      ...seems to ignore the crazy amounts of syncretism present around. Look at geographically distributed versions of supposedly the same religion; they are largely determined by what they absorbed locally / over time, organically and without clear guidance.

      When applying some rigor, it's not very clear if, for example, local flavors of Christianity are closer to Christianity from X century [a] or to pagan practices from the same time (in either case, vast majority of present "Christians" would be branded - and treated - as very strong heretics by "Christians" living just few short centuries ago)

      a. The time of "National Baptism" myth from my place - while the Pagan Reaction from XI century is of course forgotten; when the Christian ruler had to escape, priests & churches were annihilated as readily as it was done few decades ea

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    124. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by B33RM17 · · Score: 1

      Seeing as how they're based out of the stay I'm from and live in, we get to hear about them all the time.

      These folks are NOT the moral beacons they try to portray themselves as.
      They're simply a bunch of attention whoring assholes. I really wish news sources would stop posting stories about them as it only validates them further, but I guess it helps keep people aware of this particularly special breed of idiot.

      Thanks Westboro, for being the pimple on the otherwise beautiful face of Kansas.

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    125. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by jadin · · Score: 1

      (Mods: You may not agree with my post but that does not mean it should be -1 as usually happens in "pro-religious" posts)

      By far the best answer I've heard for this is as follows:

      Satan challenged God's right to rule rather than his ability to rule. And the only way to disprove Satan's claim that mankind can rule themselves without God is to allow them to try.

      The past $x thousand years is the 'evidence', and when it's been proven - God (and Jesus) will resume rulership undoing the evils we see today as well as preventing evil.

      It is not malevolence that prevents God, but being forced (by Satan's challenge) to prove his right to rule.

    126. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's more to it than just money. These people don't represent a religion, they represent a cult. This movie offers a chilling look into the inner workings of the WBC which, it turns out, is pretty much just the Phelps family. I don't doubt that Fred Phelps loves to sue the pants off someone, but the money is only necessary to fuel his hatred. Something has to pay for travel and lodging to go protest soldiers' funerals, and its not like these people have day jobs. Having seen Phelps in his home life, and hearing from his children -- including those who've abandoned him -- it's not greed that drives him. It's psychopathy.

    127. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      There is no monolithic "Christianity", albeit the Catholic church came close to becoming it, for no other reason than Constantine (and therefore the Roman state and all the European successors who have fought vainly for the phantom of its mantle) threw his weight behind them so they could kill everybody who disagreed. I suggest you examine some of the diverse positions taken within the early church.

      Study history.

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    128. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if Phelps has a constitutional right to be an asshole, then why not make him protest in a "Free Speech Zone", along with all the other normal, peace-loving protestors?

    129. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      You missed the best part when she defended herself:

      Rebels mad cuz I used iPhone to tell you Steve Jobs is in hell.God created iPhone for that purpose! :)

      She's just confirming what Apple fans already knew: God works at Apple.

      Heh...I don't use twitter, but all you guys who does should use it to poke a little fun with that

      WBC says Steve Jobs is God!

      WBC says God is dead (at 56)!

      WBC to picket God's funeral!

    130. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      It's not that humans are lazy. Humans are social creatures, wired to fit into the crowd. It's a survival strategy to avoid being the sole soft, tasty morsel on the plains. When we learn something new, we share it (or at least the fact that we learned it) with others in part to seek their approval. Even those who choose not to conform tend to group with others who don't conform.

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    131. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know I have a Ouija Board app on my iPod. Think that might work just as well?

    132. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by jadin · · Score: 1

      Forgot the ending italics tag...

      Also want to add a P.S:
      - The Phelps Clan sounds like a bunch of douchebags.

    133. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by sznupi · · Score: 1

      If there is really a God, and I am keeping an open mind, I believe he, she, or it would not be very happy with the things perpetrated in his name

      I don't know, total lack of reaction (which would be supposedly of zero effort) leads to conclusion that he, she, or it is at the very least indifferent.

      Or maybe... I have an impression that one of the few things which would make sense (you know, logic, supposedly one of the gifts which makes us ~"in image" ...surely not to be discarded in such cases?), is if ~souls (flavoured in a way preferred by each deity; so far winning ones perhaps not so clear ;p ) are essentially a food; or maybe sensory organs of sorts, etc.
      Other things which would readily make sense being even more unsettling... (spoiled kid with an ant farm; or maybe destroyer and damager, the worst of sinners; or the twists in classic dystheism, maltheism, gnosticism - unfortunately for the Gnostics, following the true deity and uncovering the real nature of the mainstream Christian one as an usurper, the Demiurge, gets you branded by his influence as a heretic and is overall a relatively dangerous thing to do ;p )

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    134. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God is able to prevent evil, but not willing. That does not make him malevolent. God doesn't have the obligation to save us from our own stupid selves every time we say some magic incantation.

    135. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No atheist is part of a community so focused on being a good person and striving for the good life.

      Arrogant, aren't we? I am and I am. It's called my family.

    136. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by SeeSp0tRun · · Score: 1

      You forgot: When life is just plain sh*tty, God works in mysterious ways.

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    137. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by blair1q · · Score: 1

      There's a word for that: Barratry.

      They should all be jailed for it.

    138. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by asdf7890 · · Score: 1
      Exactly. Grand-daddy Phelps is either truly evil (as in immoral rather than amoral) or very seriously mentally deformed. Those below him in the pecking order are as bad or not far off. The young'n's on the other hand have never known anything else and thus are completely brainwashed ("indoctrinated" is what the Catholic church calls the same process), so I'll exclude them from what I'm about to flippantly say...

      being persecuted like the early Christians who were tortured and executed by various means

      No that is the best idea I've heard all day!

    139. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Classic BS. Please answer the question - "is raping and killing children evil?". This has a very clear answer for me as Atheist. Your stream of words instead of a clear "yes" shows the problem

    140. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1

      He was not unique. I can attest that all Catholics are indoctrinated this way.

      It's not just Catholics. For that matter, it's not just Christians.

      "And if I can die having brought any light, having exposed any meaningful truth [...] then, all of the credit is due to Allah. Only the mistakes have been mine." —Malcolm X

    141. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      I can attest that all Catholics are indoctrinated this way.

      Attesting to what every member of a faith does. Want to throw some children's blood being used to bake bread in there too? Lot of people attest to that one.

      I might be an ex-Catholic, but I'd like it very much if you stop pretending to speak for me and how I grew up.

    142. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sincerely hope you get moderated up.

      I'm getting on my soapbox now.

      Even worse, all too often atheists in their blind loathing of religion love to blissfully ignore atheism is a religion in its own right - otherwise they'd be agnostic. If you don't believe and are rational, you are agnostic. If you don't believe and are as irrational as those you condemn, you are a member of The Cult of Atheism.

      If you truly know the difference between atheism and agnosticism and you choose to be an atheist, you are more bat shit crazy than the worst religious zealot. In fact, you absolutely are a zealot of the highest degree. At least religious followers believe in a potentially provable mythos. Atheists have absolute belief in an unprovable negative; taking extremism to the highest possible level of illogical fallacy. Worse, they mislead and lie in an attempt to convert others to their cult. They are in every way a cult of zealots.

      Please people, learn the difference between agnosticism and atheism. Agnostics - rational. Atheists - highly irrational and completely untrustworthy, zealot, douche bags. I have a feeling most people here who consider themselves atheists are in fact agnostic.

      Done.

    143. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I do actually quite like that answer. I will however continue in my atheist ways, as I don't feeling like worshiping someone who's using me to settle a bet.

      I definitely agree with your P.S. too!

    144. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      While God created the iPhone, Jobs tried to take the credit :P

      (yeah, insane - but it would fit their mindset to believe this)

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    145. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and Dick versus Barack is no contest. It's obviously Cheney.

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    146. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Life is filled with completely random events. The guy living next door got cancer instead of me because he breathed in a particle that I didn't. Or maybe I breathed it in and back out, and it got stuck in him. It's no one's fault, unless we could figure out who put the particle in the air in the first place (assuming it wasn't natural).

      Hence I support a social safety net, because I realize that things happen to everyone, good people, bad people, and even people who are sometimes good and sometimes bad. Condemning someone who suffers misfortune is irrational when the ultimate goal is to help them get back on their feet and become a contributing member of society once again.

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    147. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

      the obscene stick figures on their signs, which I don't care for my kids to see.

      And this is borne of the same religious sex-hating sentiment which gives us the Phelps' views.

      The dick and the cunt are natural. As is sex. No more reason to be ashamed of it than of eating, breathing or taking a shit. Nor any need to worry about a depiction of someone enjoying eating, breathing or shitting.

    148. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Empiric · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't have a clear "answer" for you as an atheist, or you'd provide your definition, clearly, and demonstrate that by logical force this instance must fall into that case. Given your definition, we should find that I am unable to name any cases which strongly seem to not fall under your definition on the face of it, yet meet your definition as given. That, being crucial to the argument, actually needs to happen here, and I'm feeling up to it.

      In short, you don't have a clear answer, or you'd present it. You have a strong feeling, or instinctual reaction. Along with it, you have a strong feeling you'll be able to peer-pressure me into agreeing to what you haven't demonstrated, as the clear reason you selected this particular scenario. There is a world of difference between those feelings and logical demonstration, when we're addressing metaphysics and normative absolutes.

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    149. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Duradin · · Score: 1

      If a Phelps dies instead of being taken bodily into heaven then we know that they are in Hell and their message is from the devil, so thank god for dead Phelpses.

      That is the right way to do the whole someone died so god must be mad at them schtick, right?

    150. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by jimicus · · Score: 1

      By ostracizing his followers from everybody else in town, they reinforce their members' dependance upon one another like any cult, and the family probably sees pretty good revenue in the collection basket.

      The family more-or-less IS the church.

      BTW, go read the book of Matthew. The Bible more-or-less gives anyone who claims to follow it a get out of jail free card for any ostracisation they suffer. I specifically refer you to Matt. 24:9 and 5:11.

    151. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by bd580slashdot · · Score: 1

      Is God able to prevent evil, but not willing?
      Then he is malevolent.

      Some folks argue that freedom is the highest expression of love. God loves you and made you free. Free to do anything, good or evil.

      There are problems with this argument though. We can use Occam's razor to cut god out of the picture. We can ask if the natural limits of physical forms infringe upon our liberty. We note that many religions claim that God does interfere, and that therefore we are not made free.

      Then there are arguments to counter these.

      This stuff isn't as clear cut as it seems. The definition, possible existence of and origin of evil are interesting theological questions.

      I'd rather spend most of my time acting for the good though instead of thinking about all the abstract stuff. Well, except for posts to slashdot.

      -Peace and love-

    152. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by jimicus · · Score: 1

      In that case, it seems that they've hit upon an absolutely beautifully elegant workaround to the law.

      You can be declared a vexatious litigant if you make a regular habit of suing people purely to suit your own ends, never mind whether or not there's any real evidence on your side. But can you be declared a vexatious litigant if you do everything in your power to provoke someone into give you an excuse to sue them?

    153. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by jasno · · Score: 1

      They have delusions of importance, just like every other religious nutcase who thinks the great sky-faerie is watching and weighing their every move. Normally, if you ignore them, they'll calm down. The WBC has found a way to be irresistibly un-ignorable, and every time someone reacts to them it solidifies their belief that they're participating in some kind of holy war.

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    154. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      "I don't understand how people can act this way. Their souls will be delivered to eternal torment in Hell. We HAVE to keep trying to change them to prevent that!"

      Despite religion being mostly a community of mythologists, some people feel that Hell is as real as an oncoming bus while you're standing in the road. You NEED to listen! You need to get out of the road! Can't you see!

      I wish these people would STFU and stop worrying about my 'immortal soul'. I don't believe in their god, I don't care what they think is going to happen to me ... and anybody who gets that close up to me who feels the need to worry about my salvation should be more worried about what I might do to them. (I once had to inform such a person that if he didn't step back I would be putting him into the adjacent wall rather forcefully, possibly more than once.)

      As my father says, if heaven is full of assholes like them, I don't want to be there. And, if I'm so bad, you'd think they wouldn't want me there anyway.

      If people are that deluded that they feel they need to be changing me from my evil ways, they should be locked up. Because they've moved into the delusional range where they are incapable of dealing with reality.

      I don't want to be part of your club, and I don't want to meet your imaginary friend.

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    155. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by somersault · · Score: 1

      I know what you're saying, and I don't think what he said was logically watertight, but basically the idea is that god punishes people for something that he must necessarily have created himself if he's really as important and powerful as the bible claims, and that is quite absurd. As you say, "nothing really has been said", because the whole idea contradicts itself. The only thing that needs to be established there is that punishment is bad, evil doesn't need to be defined as anything other than "something god punishes people for".

      It was thinking along those lines that clinched it for me when I was having doubts about my own religion. I was so terrified of going against god's will if he was real. Then I realised that I wouldn't want to worship a god that treated people like that anyway, and that if I was going to go to some eternal hell at his whim then whatever. Then from there I gradually stopped believing, and have been able to see all the ideas for the absurdities that they are. It's amazing the absurd things that you will force yourself to accept if you make the assumption that an un-knowable variable is true (or indeed, false). I wouldn't say that there can't be beings we don't understand or know about, but I think it's pretty obvious that most/all of our gods are man made ideas.

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    156. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by retchdog · · Score: 1

      aren't lawsuits public information? why is it that this claim is never substantiated apart from a few isolated cases?

      even if it is true, it doesn't contradict their sincerity. they can sincerely believe everything they say and still sue people, either out of legitimate grievance or in order to fund what they see as a holy mission.

      finally, apart from their antics and hyper-focus on sodom and gomorrah, their church is theologically pretty much a five-point calvinist church. a lot of southern churches are pretty much one or two families with a couple of hangers-on. westboro is just more extreme and successful.

      i'm an atheist. i find westboro entertaining. they're like the 4chan of ultraconservative christianity.

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    157. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Or even iProphet.

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    158. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that would validate the unacceptable practice of using "free speech zones" to violate free speech. Don't advocate doing anything to stop the WBC that you wouldn't like to see used against PFLAG.

    159. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      No atheist is part of a community so focused on being a good person and striving for the good life.

      Hi. I'm an atheist. I don't need religion to motivate me to be a good person or improve myself. I also don't need to use it to justify donating to charity or contributing to the community. I'm an ethical and moral person because I was raised that way.

      Frankly, I find it a little disturbing (and somewhat frightening) there are people out there who require religion to keep themselves moral and ethical. What sort of person refrains from bad activity, not because its obviously evil, but based solely on the fact they are threatened with damnation from an omnipotent super-being?

    160. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ostracisation

      ostracism

    161. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      they aren't even that... they are a family of lawyers that troll funerals in the hopes that someone will violate their civil rights so they can sue them.

    162. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholicism says Jesus does the good bits, you do the bad to keep you under control.

      All YOU can do is bad...so follow their orders/commands and everything will be OK. (or the pope will molest you if he think you're sexy.....)

    163. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by lymond01 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I wish these people would STFU and stop worrying about my 'immortal soul'. I don't believe in their god, I don't care what they think is going to happen to me

      And therein lies the lack of understanding of another person. Go back to my bus analogy. You see a guy standing in the street, facing the wrong direction...would you just shrug and say, "I guess he doesn't believe in that oncoming bus." More likely, whether he believed in the bus or not, you would try to save him. Don't say it's different, God and the bus, just because you believe it is.

    164. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

      Ok, I've swung to the other side about WBC. These people are not sincere.

      They just want to make headlines, and publicity is the only god that they worship.

      They are politicians?

      Lawyers, almost equally bad.

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    165. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Quila · · Score: 1

      a = without
      theos = god

      An atheist is simply without belief in a god or gods. It does not necessarily have to make a statement about their actual existence. Within atheism there is a range: from simple lack of belief (which you call agnostic) to hard denial of the existence of any deities (not just yours, you're not special).

      a = without
      gnosis = knowledge

      An agnostic says we cannot know for sure whether there is a deity. It is a philosophical approach: not a statement of belief, but a statement of knowledge. This way there is such a thing as an agnostic theist, somebody who believes but does not claim to know. There is also the agnostic atheist, someone who does not believe because deity cannot be known.

      Thus, atheism as a simple lack of belief is a perfectly logical position.

    166. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      I also ride with the Patriot Guard http://www.patriotguard.org/ to help shield families of our fallen heros from these despicable people of this so-called church.

      Rock on! PG rider here too.

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    167. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What makes religion religion as opposed to a mere collection of rituals and superstitions are the people that indoctrinate.

      That and the tax-exempt status...

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    168. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      The premise is faulted though. It implies that god created evil to be malevolent, rather than instructional.

      Eg, is a parent allowing little timmy's fish to die because little timmy refuses to take care of it being willfully evil, or is the parent using the unfortunate circumstance to teach a lesson?

      The parent is able, but unwilling to save the fish. By the pronouncement of the rhetoric, this makes the parent evil. However, should the parent intercede, the child learns nothing, and continues to disregard the fish selfishly. Having never learned the lesson, he is worse off for it.

      The argument is fundementally faulted, because it presumes the only way for god to be loving and benevolent is by kissing humanity's hairy ape asses 24/7, and bailing them out of the consequences of their actions. It smacks of having been made by a rhetorical philosopher who had never really read the body of work he was criticizing.

      The stated purpose for god's creation of mankind, was because god was lonely. God made humans with the intention of elevating them to his own level eventually. ("We shall know him, for we shall be like him.", etc.) This means humans need to be accountable for the things they do.

      The bible says that the rain (metaphorical for hardship) falls on the wicked and the righteous alike. This is because ours is a world of consequences. Our actions impact others, whether we know it or not. The purpose of allowing people to be evil, is so that others, if not ther evil person themselves, see plainly and clearly that such things are wasteful and destructive, and to be avoided. This is precisely the reason why humans have free will.

      Special note: I am agnostic, but I feel a literary critique requires the literary work to have been read first.

    169. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      How are they not christian? Every christian I've ever heard of, including them, just cherry picks from the bible. So it's just that they're picking parts of the bible to side with that you don't personally agree with? I'd totally agree that they're assholes, but I don't think you can just wave away people who worship your god because of that.

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    170. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      This right here is my answer to Pascal's Wager. For those not familiar with it, it is an argument touted about by theists as to why I should believe in whatever magic sky-wizard they are peddling. It goes like this; if you right and there is no god then I have lost nothing by being a Christian. If I am right, and you are wrong, however, you will spend all eternity in Hell.

      The best and most obvious answer to this is that is a clear fallacy to say that you lose nothing by belief, it clouds your judgment and puts a barrier between your mind and the world as it really is.

      If I want to have a little bit more fun with this argument, I will point out that with the vanishingly small probability that the god they are selling is true, it is equally likely that there is a god with a sense of humor; a god who would send all the believers to Hell and the atheists to Heaven. Either that, or god could favor honest disbelief over pandering belief.

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    171. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 1

      With that insight provided by Jean-Loius Gassee, you can kind of see her point.

    172. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Wow. I really, really, like the idea that deities essentially breed human devotion in order to eat the totality of their being after death. It reminds me a bit of the idea some cult had that there's a machine on the moon whose function is to suck in the souls of the dead for destruction unless one knows the secret magic words to escape it.

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    173. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Fished · · Score: 1

      The "congregation" is basically Fred Phelps and his kids and grand-kids. Don't confuse these people with an actual church.

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    174. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      "President" Obama today announced increased "defense" spending in the "war" on "terror", while also praising a "bipartisan" "plan" to "reduce" the deficit with increased "carbon" "taxes" and to increase availability of "job" "training" "incentives" for "small" "businesses".

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    175. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      It should have been called the HimPhone.

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      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    176. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by UHBo2 · · Score: 1

      I can attest that I was indoctrinated this way. That is why I am no longer Catholic.

    177. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by teslafreak · · Score: 1

      I can attest that religeon (in general, nothing specific) kinda sucks.

    178. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only problem is, not all parents are complete assholes like yours.

    179. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Well, I think we're really switching over to more of a theological interpretation debate here, and I don't do inter-theist arguments here, and really addressing your post thoroughly on that level would probably lead to a lot of branching of the discussion to address your points...

      ...but...

      To approach it briefly, I'd agree if we were to divorce the notion of "punishment" from the notion of "improvement". I would say we could take a variant of the main argument here and say God -cannot- have punishment that doesn't lead to improvement (in this life or the next), and remain "good". So, my way of looking at the punishment issue would be to question whether that type of gratuitous punishment ever occurs. I do not believe it does. "Punishment" still can, though, as opposed to "automatically making everyone perfect" as required by the OP argument, because there I would similarly argue that having people be irrelevant to their own progress is not a "possible world".

      And, well, I was going to address you second paragraph separately, but I think my response is essentially the same. "No gratuitous punishment". Even if, as it seems, you've been exposed to a fairly narrow set of interpretations of the nature of hell.

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    180. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Shoten · · Score: 1

      What Fred's family really gets out of this though is that their protests bring condemnation. I suspect they sell this to the congregation that they are being good Christians being persecuted like the early Christians who were tortured and executed by various means. By ostracizing his followers from everybody else in town, they reinforce their members' dependance upon one another like any cult, and the family probably sees pretty good revenue in the collection basket.

      Well, heck...let's help them out, and go all in. I say we give the nice reverend a promotion all the way to the top rung of Christian persecution...let's nail him to a big cross!

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    181. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by laron · · Score: 1

      There may be some truth to the claim that you never cease being Catholic, just like alcoholism can't be cured. I wonder if there are any statistics about conversion rates between followers of various religions. If there are, I would expect that Catholics in general may cease to believe in god, but will rarely join other churches or religions.

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    182. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by VAElynx · · Score: 1

      That makes about as much sense as striving to drive safely for fear of invisible helicopters.
      And i call bullshit. Interesting how for example, during the IInd world war, plenty of atheists, members of communist party fought the fascists, while the church blessed their weapons.
      But then, the problem is that a religious definition of a good person living a good life just isn't sensible on many counts to anybody not accepting said teachings, similar to the claim that eg. to be a good soldier, alongside all the traits such as patriotism, obedience, bravery, and skill, you HAVE to wear red socks.

    183. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by somersault · · Score: 1

      You can make for cases of the Jewish idea of hell being the valid one, but then you also have Jesus telling parables of a guy being parched and wanting a sip of water. Again you can make the case that it's just a parable, blah blah, and we all go in circles.. but really for me it comes back to the whole "people just made all this shit up" thing, which explains perfectly the inconsistencies and changing nature of thinking of things like hell over time (from OT to new, and then again to our own time I suppose), and people splitting into thousands of different factions and beliefs per within a supposedly united faith. All very human; no magic explanation or twisted thinking necessary.

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    184. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by somersault · · Score: 1

      -per*

      always manage to screw up my sentences somehow..

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      which is totally what she said
    185. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congregation? His "congregation" is composed of his family. They picketed my church once. When they showed up it was a bunch of dipshit teenagers who were completely disengaged. They had a couple parents there acting as chaperons. They came off to me as a bunch of turds sending their children out to do their dirty work.

    186. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It's still irrational.

      "No atheist is part of a community so focused on being a good person and striving for the good life."
      atheist give more money, and time and they do it because it's best for society, not because they have a mandate from some invisible sky asshole will punish them.

      ethical teaching? yes, punish gays, and practical enslave women.
      For their religion into politics, and the government.

      No, they are not ethical. That are irrational fanatic who want to force other people to believe as thay do. The fact that the smile and act positive about it doesn't change anything.

      Believing in a god is completely irrational.

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    187. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

      It's either that or you have been trolled. I'd bet on the troll bit because it's just ridiculous the lengths to which these attention whores will go to get a few chucks.

    188. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sincerity is irrelevant when you're insane

    189. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by mug+funky · · Score: 2

      i'm pretty sure they don't have to dunk you in magic water if you want to become an atheist.

      the problem is there's no "exit ceremony" in these wackjob cults except ones involving death. if i could be un-baptised, i would. until then, i consider myself an atheist.

    190. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >They are a Cult that claims to be Christian.

      "No true Scotsman," eh?

    191. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Also: Whenever life is going well, praise the lord for your good fortune. Whenever your life hits a snag, your faith is being "tested".

      How convenient.

    192. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      How does that even work? Isn't provoking someone a defense to assault in many places? If I don't touch you but I get in your face and end up getting punched for it, well.. .I shouldn't have gotten in your face.

      One of these days someone from WBC is going to picket the wrong funeral and some grieving father or mother is going to end up killing some of these idiots. It's just a matter of time.

    193. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Generally the fundamentalist refrain is that each person has an individual plan for their lives and it's necessary some things happen for God's larger plan. It's an attempt to explain the random, the unjust, the horiffic -- the paradox you point out. The point of getting people to accept a paradox -- accept the illogical -- is to shut down or short circuit logic. You believe you know something. You don't know for a fact. You believe. And belief overrides all. You come to believe that the mere act of questioning your beliefs might result in death or worse -- eternal torment in some genocidal vision of a supposedly benevolent and just god.

      You believe because the terror of nothingness after death and no justice in the universe is the alternative. Belief is a defense mechanism against that fear and the consequences of such knowledge. You believe because others around you believe. You believe because you've been brought up from a very early age to believe. There are many reasons we believe the irrational (and it's not just religion). There is no reason or logic in it. Religions are nothing but the remnants of long defunct cults who have lost their leaders and over the span of time have been granted elevated status in society.

    194. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Awesome.

      Or just watch John Stewart.

    195. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This doesn't cite any court cases.

    196. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      And I suspect they're going to be unpleasantly surprised when they meet him. If there is a god worth worshipping out there, he's gotta find these tools really annoying. (I just wish he'd find them annoying to drop a bus on or something.)

    197. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "She's just confirming what Apple fans already knew: God works at Apple"

      No, she's confirming that she's queen of that batshit crazy group of horrid, uh .... Um, Can we indeed call them "people"?

    198. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      The Westboro Baptist Church is not Catholic, or Christian.

      They are, in fact, extremely anti-Catholic.

    199. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      My father (just to be clear, I'm referring to my biological father) was at a pastor's conference two weeks back. There were about 50-60 pastors there, with 5-6 at each table. According to him, at his table he saw that all six of them had iPhones, and that there were 3-4 MacBooks as well. He talked to another pastor he knew, and the story was basically the same at that one's table (five iPhones and more MacBooks). In fact, looking around the room, he says that there were only Apple laptops around, and that most of them seemed to have iPhones as well.

      There's no punchline to this story. It's just a little anecdote related to your comment that God works at Apple. Quite a few churches I know have adopted Apple hardware at various levels. In fact, I'd even say that most I know of use Apple hardware predominately when they need a computing device. They hold up decently well, have good customer support, and retain their value very well, which makes them good for the ROI if you want to upgrade later (sell the old one off for just a bit less than you bought it and buy a new one).

      Mega-Disclaimer: I'm a pastor's son and one of those people that actually believes everything the Bible says, so you can peg me as a religious zealot. I'm also a software developer working on finishing his thesis for an M.S., so I'm a nerd too. Oh, and I in no way support those nuts at WBC. Even if they do believe what they're saying, they're going about it entirely wrong, and they'd know that if they actually took some time to read the book they wave around.

    200. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Judge not, lest ye be judged.

      Sounds like the Phelpses will be spending eternity roasting over an open hellfire.

      This is why they better hope that the cosmic horror they worship is a total myth. Otherwise, they are in for a truly horrific awakening when their time comes instead of the more reasonable and more likely "fate" of nonexistence.

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    201. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      One of these days someone from WBC is going to picket the wrong funeral and some grieving father or mother is going to end up killing some of these idiots. It's just a matter of time.

      It is only a matter of time before the 21 gun salute misses.

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    202. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Certainly if a god created us, it's our own fault he created us imperfect and put us in a situation where we were statistically guaranteed to screw up eventually!

      Uh, yeah? We're having one big learning opportunity for a few years prior to eternity. And what are we supposed to learn without messing up? It's not like he didn't give us a safety valve.

      I do think some people go way overboard about it, but that isn't really God's fault.

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    203. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      There isn't a shred of irrefutable proof anywhere proving any "god" is real.

      FTFY

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    204. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would disagree with this.

      There are certainly cases in which your scenario makes perfect sense. However, what about those cases where it doesn't make sense?

      For example, a little girl being raised in a village in a war-torn region, who is raped, tortured, and killed by soldiers of one side. What were her actions that led to this? Just living. Oh, I suppose she could have moved to a different country, gotten a couple blackbelts in martial arts, and received weapons training and a nice stash of assault rifles and ammunition...but that's demanding a little much from a 9 year old, isn't it?

    205. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Safety net, or just net?

      I find it fascinating (and morally reprehensible) that liberals have intentionally created a class of "poverty" entirely reliant on government aid, and thus have created for themselves a voting bloc.

      "Conservative" politicians aren't even fighting to balance the budget. They're just fighting to keep this dependency class from growing as a means of self preservation. Both sides are fighting for votes and both are damaging this country.

      (For the record, safety nets are good so long as they don't discourage able bodied individuals from seeking self reliance. Therein lies the rare actual policy disagreements.)

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    206. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      ???

      And why exactly would that be accepted as informative?

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    207. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      The moment I get diplomatic immunity! :P

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    208. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by somersault · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the point where he created us apparently without sin, but knowing that we were going to .. meh, why am I even bothering.... if you're happy with it, go ahead.

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    209. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      It is only a matter of time before a Waco or Jonestown-style incident occurs. Westboro will be no more

    210. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Whenever I did something good like played the trombone well

      So that's what the priests called it.

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    211. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ultimately, people need to understand what they're after and respond accordingly -- i.e. ignore them.

      Or carry out any assaults in the dark, leaving no witnesses.

      Just saying.

    212. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Was your first clue the lawsuits they bring against anyone who dares try to silence them? Or perhaps the fact that their pastor is also a lawyer?

      I'd have thought all the loony tunes right wingers and libertarians here would approve of them enforcing their "rights".

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    213. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't. Fully believing the theology of any religion is irrational, but being a religious follower for the community and spiritual insight is incredibly rational. I envy the Mormon church, not for their horrible history or laughable theology, but for the community and real ethical teachings. No atheist is part of a community so focused on being a good person and striving for the good life.

      Some of us don't need a fucking community based on fairy tales and lies to live ethically and well.

      People who need a church and scary supernatural entities to force them to be good are just weak as well as being inherently evil.

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    214. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      However an other element to Catholicism is the idea of Humility.

      I see, this explains the depth of antipathy to Catholicism on slashdot then.

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    215. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      They also said the Internet was made for their God's "purpose".

      My advice is simple: Ignore them. They are a church of Trolls that will Darwin out if the press ignores them.

    216. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Love the ad hominem, but things arent that simple. I think they absolutely have the legal right to enforce their rights, and our system absolutely must allow them to do so, but I think the way they do it -- as well as their behavior-- reprehensible. It borders on an abuse of the system, and they are highly offensive. I also happen to be baptist, and the fact that they hijack the name and associate us with such nonsense doesnt help.

      The problem with disallowing what they do is that it is enshrined in the first amendment-- right to protest, right to assembly, right to free speech. Does their speech offend you? So to does much political speech, and its a short hop from outlawing one type of offensive speech to another. Would the same folks decrying "free speech zones" really defend denying the WBC permission to gather on public property next to a cemetary? Or would they approve of trying to silence them by claiming disturbing the peace, etc? How would we feel if that were applied to us, if we were to demonstrate about something important to us?

      This is the heart of the first amendment here, and its been addressed through the ages (neo-nazi marches, flag burning, etc), and thankfully the right of the offensive to be heard has always been upheld, because it is absolutely foundational to a "free country"/

    217. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by joss · · Score: 1

      Come on, don't get carried away, not all pedophiles are catholic priests. Some of them are productive members of society.

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    218. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

      For a moment I confused barratry with brigandage. My bad :-)

    219. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll be a LOT more spooky when you get there. I will pray for you to be delivered though, so you can avoid that fate.

    220. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

      And why exactly would that be accepted as informative?

      Exactly.

      I know that this will probably not be accepted as an informative...

      See, now this will be "Redundant" :)

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    221. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Uh, no I didn't. How many mistakes have you made in your life (rhetorically)? Did you learn anything from them? How then can we learn spiritually without making spiritual mistakes?

      I fail to see your point. Or rather, I fail to see what you think I didn't see.

      Each religion has a different answer to the dilemma you pose. It's not intractable, just not agreed upon.

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    222. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by somersault · · Score: 1

      The point is that it is all made up. The point is that some deity punishing its creation for acting in the way he intended it to act is sick. Creating a whole universe and creating some artificial problem for it just so that you can pretend to save it. That's like getting your friend to stab someone in the back, then having a play fight with your friend where you win and take the victim to hospital, all just for the sake of befriending them. There are better ways to make friends with someone than having them stabbed.

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    223. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Fox "News"!

    224. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vice left wingers who feel that their failures are due to victimhood, while their own successes are attributable... ah hold on. Left wingers never succeed.

    225. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      the problem is there's no "exit ceremony" in these wackjob cults except ones involving death. if i could be un-baptised, i would.

      Try this : "Debaptise Yourself - making it official", which gives the procedure for getting removed from the Catholic Church in Britain. Since they have a procedure, then it's safe to assume that the hierarchical nature of the whole Catholic edifice means that there is a procedure in all other Catholic Churches.

      Write a letter to âthe competent ecclesiastical authorityâ(TM) at the Diocesan Offices giving the details of your baptism (date and place) and include at least the following paragraphs:
      "I wish to declare my formal defection from the Catholic Church in accordance with canons 1086, Â 1, 1117 and 1124 of the Code of Canon Law as mentioned in notification Prot. N. 10279/2006 from the Pontifical Council for Legislative Texts."
      "I hereby reject the teachings, dogma and authority of the Roman Catholic church and any benefits, so-called sacraments, graces and blessings supposedly bestowed upon me, either in the past or the future. Furthermore, please note that I make these statements personally, consciously and freely."
      "I respectfully request confirmation that this act has been noted in the baptismal registry (cfr. can. 535, Â 2) with explicit mention of the occurrence of a 'defectio ab Ecclesia catholica actu formali'."

      On that site a number of other procedures are described.

      In other news, Sarah Palin's campaign for the Presidency of the USA is accelerating.

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    226. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Xest · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Louis Theroux's documentaries were quite good too. What told us more about the Phelps' in his documentaries were not the words said by Louis or the Westboro' folks but the simple emotions on the faces of these people.

      It's pretty clear they feel genuinely insecure, that inside they have doubts about what they do, that they know deep down they're wrong. The looks on their faces, the hesitation when asked certain questions and so forth are more telling than anything.

      For what it's worth this is what's great about Louis Theroux, he knows exactly how to put people in a position where their real feelings are pretty visible, even if the answers they give do not admit them.

      Many members of the Westboro' lot look like they know they're desperate, isolated, and pretty uncertain deep down if they're doing the right thing, and many people have left their group too.

      The only think they're achieving is making themselves more and more isolated, more and more lonely, and that's bare for anyone to see in their faces, their expressions.

    227. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by paxcoder · · Score: 1

      Your Roman Catholic upbringing is lacking. Or your understanding/remembrance of it.

    228. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by fiordhraoi · · Score: 1

      Actually, the way most religions see it, YOU are the only one who makes a decision on whether or not you go to Hell or the equivalent. That's why in Catholic/Christian dogma, sincere confession and remorse (even at the last moment) means you end up in purgatory rather than Hell. God will always try to come in and say hi - it's up to you whether or not you slam the door in his face. Really, most genuine religions have similar philosophical statements at one point or another. And yes, I realize I said "genuine religion." I'll defer to the pornography definition for those who want to debate that point - I may not be able to define it, but I know it when I see it. All that said, WBC are a bunch of idiots. Some of them really mean well, I'm sure, many others are just hateful people having their hatred verified by a bunch of like minded jerks.

    229. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 1

      You missed the best part when she defended herself:

      Rebels mad cuz I used iPhone to tell you Steve Jobs is in hell.God created iPhone for that purpose! :)

      She's just confirming what Apple fans already knew: God works at Apple.

      You misunderstand her. She said "God created iPhone", and we know that Steve also "created iPhone". Therefore Steve is God. But Steve is dead... quite the Nietzsche moment there...

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    230. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      My ex-wife's family was this way, mine was not. Same parish, same priests. So perhaps you should look at where your parents got it from. Her family was Hispanic, which has a very strict view of the Catholic faith, whereas my family was half French Canadian ancestry. So perhaps it has more to do with where your family comes from?

      My ex-wife told me stories about ceremonys her parents took her to to purge demons from her soul, this is not the religion I grew up with. As far as I know, this type of stuff is considered outdated and isn't a part of a modern interpretation of the caticism.

      PS, what is the plural of ceremony? and how is caticism spelled, both those are marked misspelled above, but it doesn't offer the proper spelling...

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    231. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I heard of Satan as far as him trying to tempt Jesus, but that was the extent of his mention in church. There are many stories from the bible that the modern Catholic church seems to avoid, this may be why we didn't hear much about the devil.

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    232. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      "Ceremonies" "catechism"

      Religion only becomes more moral as it abandons itself. The Bible is quite clear that demonic possession occurs (Matt 8:28) and that witches should be killed (Exodus 22:18). You either admit that the Bible is immoral and abandon it, or you follow it in exorcising imaginary forces from people with mental problems and killing innocents who happen not to share your religious views.

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    233. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by Raved+Thrad · · Score: 1

      Shhh, don't try to argue logic with a religiot. It just confuses them. They might, after all, in a moment of confusion, run out into the streets and play chicken with and headbutt a bus, just to get the painful evil rational thoughts out of their heads. Yea dibbil come aooooooooout!!

      Hmm, wait. Now that I think of it, maybe arguing logic with them wouldn't be so bad at all?

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    234. Re:Her Defense Was Pretty Good Too by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Makes sense, doesn't it? If only because the deities involved in such, would probably have more "resources" of sorts (what, we should just believe there's nothing gods get out of us?[1]) / dominate over others / ...evolution :>

      Overall - yes, probably one of my less stupid ideas ;) (a moment of divine inspiration? ;) )
      Also, just logically follow the "in image" premise ...it would obviously be about the mind, behaviour, the biggest things which distinguish us; in "body" we are virtually identical to many higher mammals.
      "Morality" then also, at least rough draft of it. And now, lets see... how do we treat bacteria?[2] (heck, we hardly even realized they existed until a mere ~2 centuries ago - except for the effects of their very collective "work" on which our existence depends, and also to make some things more... tasty :> )

      1. And furthermore, consider how for example the main Abrahamic deity is clearly established, in its own sacred texts, as capable of lying and deceiving people (also the "righteous forefathers") ...why the admitted instances of it should be the only ones?

      2. Looking at the mythological claims about "power" and such, that's the rough approximation of distance between us an gods ...makes their very human behaviours, known from their very own mythologies, even more "sad" (but then, that's not something readily apparent to, say, primitive desert people; it's just a reflection of them)

      Bacteria, that's BTW something the deity would have told us, right, if caring? Would save us tons of suffering (but maybe going against the "tasty") when it comes to diseases, imagine how many people pasteurization would save. Plus, bacteria are the dominating life form on this planet; there are more bacterial cells in & on our bodies than "human" ones, we are a walking colonies of bacteria (which could also nicely fit to this analogy with gods, in a twist taking it further[3] than "we are sensory organs" ;p )

      3. This gets into factual ...people do sustain gods, gods do die when we stop worship them (how many people take Greek Pantheon seriously now? Or Norse one, per image I linked)
      Then, ultimately, we might as well create them; maybe that's our "purpose" (per one Arthur C. Clarke quote)

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  2. I forseek thee by ColdWetDog · · Score: 0

    Oh Great Spaghetti Monster.

    Smite the infidels! Turn their iPhones into Nokia phones running Symbian!

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    1. Re:I forseek thee by ColdWetDog · · Score: 0

      Oh and one more thing Oh Great Pasta:

      Make the TSA double pat down and strip search these clowns at every airport they go through. And please route them on packed Regional Jets for every flight.

      Thank you and to honor your tastiness, I shall double my Parmesan Cheese tithe for one month!

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    2. Re:I forseek thee by someSnarkyBastard · · Score: 1

      Turn their iPhones into Nokia phones running Symbian!

      Well aren't you the merciful type! Frankly, I would have wished them be struck with Sony-Ericsson phones running WinMobile but I guess that means you're just a better person than I am.

    3. Re:I forseek thee by Nemesisghost · · Score: 1

      Or Palms running WinMobile 6.5. But I guess the effect is just about the same.

    4. Re:I forseek thee by FoxDude0486 · · Score: 1

      I'd give a plus 1 right now if I had any to give. R'amen

    5. Re:I forseek thee by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Bah, chaos is good, that why I follow the Anti-Pasta.

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  3. Attention Whores by recoiledsnake · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nothing but attention whoring, they shouldn't be given press at all.

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    1. Re:Attention Whores by baka_toroi · · Score: 1

      Came to post this, more attention for her is like fuel for a bonfire.

    2. Re:Attention Whores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 submission irrelevant

      I saw Phelps and it was SNL, not Westboro, that came to mind.

    3. Re:Attention Whores by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

      ya pretty much this

    4. Re:Attention Whores by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      At this point of almost no relation to religious stance of the victims of their trolling, picketing by WBC of your funeral is nothing short of recognition of your achievement.

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    5. Re:Attention Whores by norminator · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of when Greenpeace was actively giving Apple grief (maybe they still are), even after Apple made a big deal about how much better they had made their products for the environment, just because Apple is such a well-known company.

      I've got a feeling that even if Steve Jobs himself condemned the same things they do, they'd find something to complain about, since he is such a well-known figure.

    6. Re:Attention Whores by Wovel · · Score: 1

      When I first saw this story, I told my wife that I hope one day the WBC will protest my funeral.

    7. Re:Attention Whores by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Nothing but attention whoring, they shouldn't be given press at all.

      They shouldn't have a tax-free status, either.

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    8. Re:Attention Whores by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Similar story here.

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    9. Re:Attention Whores by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Sounds like time for the Jobs family to call in the big guns. That's right, I'm talking about the ComicCon people. They have an almost supernatural ability to shut down the WBC.

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  4. This has to be a troll by macmacaman · · Score: 2

    Even a Westboro Baptist idiot has to realize the irony...

    1. Re:This has to be a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course they do, they're a family of professional trolls - literally. That's how they make their money. Spout off a slew of hateful garbage, push people to the breaking point, and let the lawsuits fly.

    2. Re:This has to be a troll by jdpars · · Score: 1

      I guess we just need someone to beat them at their own game. How can we get the MAFIAA to go after them?

    3. Re:This has to be a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think we want the two to meet up, birds of a feather and all that. Though receiving a summons (to Hell) continually calling you a 'fag' for downloading The Crying Game would be pretty lolarious.

    4. Re:This has to be a troll by Nemesisghost · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there is any way someone could get a business process patent for pissing people off so they sue you. Then just turn around & sue them for patent infringement. This would work especially well once we go to a 1st to file system.

    5. Re:This has to be a troll by Monchanger · · Score: 2

      This is actually worth exploration.

      If you know about how the Phelps cult works, you know that alongside brandishing their ridiculous picketing signs, they like to sing reworked versions of mainstream music. I recall hearing them do a modified version of a Gaga song not long ago. You could take them to court and sue for creating derivative works and unlicensed public performances. Considering they are making money doing this, there's definitely room to demand damages.

      I'd love to see them try to defend themselves against some real (expensive) lawyers.

    6. Re:This has to be a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to see this as well, purely out of curiosity. But, with as much as it pains me to say this - the Phelps family are no dummies. Consisting almost entirely of lawyers (scroll to the bottom), you can be guaranteed they've done their research three times over. That's why they've been able to get away with this for so long, any other group would have slipped up along the way and been sent packing.

    7. Re:This has to be a troll by retchdog · · Score: 1

      the wbc parodies are in large part commentaries on the original work and artist; specifically, that they are morally depraved and damned. it's not a very deep or insightful commentary, but it's enough to qualify as fair use.

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  5. Seriously...Seriously???!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to picket her arse through the face with a wooden dowel.

  6. Mistake by bonch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Westboro Baptist Church doesn't want to incur the wrath of hardcore Apple fans. They just don't know it yet.

    1. Re:Mistake by Beelzebud · · Score: 2

      Their cult is about to find out what happens when you mess with real fanatics!

    2. Re:Mistake by onepoint · · Score: 1

      I got to admit, if it's one group of hackers I would not mess with, it's the Apple group. I would think that the style of hacking they would use is .... 'total discomfort' IE: things working slowly, gps giving wrong direction, email delays, your spelling checker making mistakes .... stuff that would just make your life a living hell.

      Oh the ipad would still work, but sure as heck it would be a nightmare. They would, in honor of Jobs, make the life of these people amazingly difficult, but I don't think they would get physical or violent. I guess they just made it on the hit list of one of the worst mob's, Death is easy, torture is forever.

       

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    3. Re:Mistake by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      I'm readying the pitchforks right now.

    4. Re:Mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One thing you forget though: The Apple group isn't hackers. They're CONSUMERS.

      Which, by the way, is something I consider to be about the lowest insult to call someone.

    5. Re:Mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a little bit confused, by cult you mean the WBC or the Apple fans?

    6. Re:Mistake by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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    7. Re:Mistake by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2

      I'm readying the pitchforks right now.

      Wouldn't Vaseline or Crisco be more appropriate?
      Imagine the headlines: Westboro thugs brutally buggered by impassioned Apple fans. SF police stand idly by, thinking it's just a wild party they weren't invited to.

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    8. Re:Mistake by julesh · · Score: 1

      About to...? You do know that Anonymous organizes against them, right?

      (True fact: I was watching BBC coverage of one of their "protests" at a military funeral, and in the background is a counter-protester waving a placard that reads "Tits or GTFO".)

    9. Re:Mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a gold mine for them. Every apple fan who takes a swing at them gets sued, and techies have lots of money to lose in a lawsuit. This one funeral could meet the family's revenue goal for the year.

    10. Re:Mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just thinking that. Nothing like motivated geeks with a mission.

    11. Re:Mistake by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      No wonder I felt a disturbance in the Force...

    12. Re:Mistake by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

      I sincerely hope they are using Microsoft Windows so they can experience those things without any effort on the part of hackers.

  7. I can't wait to see them come out... by tonywong · · Score: 2

    And get mobbed by hundreds of Steve Jobs and Apple supporters. And everyone including the the WBC will be carrying iPhones. Zealot on zealot action at 11!

    1. Re:I can't wait to see them come out... by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      Is this mutual destruction assured?

    2. Re:I can't wait to see them come out... by GbrDead · · Score: 1

      Zealot on zealot action at 11!

      Also in Starcraft! Only in PvP, of course.

    3. Re:I can't wait to see them come out... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      One group will prevail, but it will be significantly diminished. It's kind of a win-win scenario.

    4. Re:I can't wait to see them come out... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much what happened when they came to protest in Joplin.

      Hope Cali bikers are as cool as the one's here in MO.

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    5. Re:I can't wait to see them come out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And get mobbed by hundreds of Steve Jobs and Apple supporters.

      OMG, the bloggings received on that day will be Biblical.

    6. Re:I can't wait to see them come out... by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to see WBC come out...

    7. Re:I can't wait to see them come out... by gtall · · Score: 1

      I too would like to see the Westboro folks mobbed by Apple zealots. However, given how private Steve Jobs was in life, I cannot believe he's going to have a public funeral. And now that Westboro has tipped their hand, I very much doubt the family will allow for a public funeral.

      There might be memorial services. They can try to picket those. Hmmm....I wonder if Buddhist monks would go apeshit over Westboro. It would be a lovely scene. Mr. Head Buddhist monk: Normally we are quiet retiring sort of monks, but this case, we've made an exception; please pay no notice to the burning Westboro vehicles, they are merely prayers to the spirits.

    8. Re:I can't wait to see them come out... by Riceballsan · · Score: 1

      No it's just like any other situation when a troll succesfully generates a flamewar for any hardcore fanbase. Troll makes large statement to draw tons of flames, fanbase gets riled up starts refuting trolls arguements and insulting trolls, Troll keeps trolling fanboys keep screaming at troll Trolls get bored with the same insults, move on to a new audience with fresher insults. This is the circle of life on the internet, and in WBC's case RL.

    9. Re:I can't wait to see them come out... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      That is probably closest to the truth.
      There are going to be LOTS of Steve fans wherever services might be... If the police are smart they will just keep letting people there for Steve push them back so the family doesn't have to see them.
      Although there are private cemeteries with security and such for people of celebrity. That rules out much of the harassment factor.

  8. Preview of their signs by bwintx · · Score: 2

    "HELL IS INSANELY GREAT"

    "GOD HATES VISIONARIES"

    "BLACK TURTLENECKS CAUSE CANCER"

    Unfortunately, these are probably 'way more intelligent than what these assholes will really display.

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    1. Re:Preview of their signs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Livers Om Nom Nom Nom

    2. Re:Preview of their signs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's iSanely

    3. Re:Preview of their signs by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      I hope the Onion parodies this. The photoshopped picket signs might be worth a laugh.

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  9. Why spread the vile? by CTalkobt · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why do people help these people spread their vile?

    Posting stories on Slashdot / Putting it on CNN is only helping them get what they crave : Attention.

    Some problems are best ignored - then they'll fade away out of frustration when they realize they're not getting the attention.

    Blah blah - free press - I get it. I'm not asking for a law but common sense to take place.

    People love dirty laundry - D. Henly.

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    1. Re:Why spread the vile? by onepoint · · Score: 0

      That's what they said about Nazi's also.

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    2. Re:Why spread the vile? by necro81 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the irony was just too good to pass up.

    3. Re:Why spread the vile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read this as a call to arms. I might be showing up with a shotgun and look to take out as many WBC as I can. Gunning for the leaders first. It is ok, God has spoken to me and wants the WBC cleaned from the Earth.

    4. Re:Why spread the vile? by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      The better question is why are they even recognized? Still, the twitter post from an iPhone is rather deliciously ironic.

    5. Re:Why spread the vile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what they said about Nazi's also.

      No it isn't.

    6. Re:Why spread the vile? by IronTomRackham · · Score: 1

      Why do people help these people spread their vile?

      Posting stories on Slashdot / Putting it on CNN is only helping them get what they crave : Attention.

      Some problems are best ignored - then they'll fade away out of frustration when they realize they're not getting the attention.

      As the world did with Hitler! Oh wait...

    7. Re:Why spread the vile? by phorm · · Score: 1

      They'll always get *SOME* attention. The problem is that they don't seem to get attention from those that can shut them down.

      They need the attention of those who can actually do something to stop this type of poor behavior... unfortunately those with the power to do so just don't care.

    8. Re:Why spread the vile? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      They are genuine representatives of raw religion, not the "social club" bullshit that passes for it in most of the West.

      You cannot be a faithful superstitionist unless you live by the original rules, which are tribal and rather nasty.

      Religion is a binary choice. One is either a Fundie or a hypocrite.

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    9. Re:Why spread the vile? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Becasue people need to be aware. If you let it stew, it will quietly grow, and before you know it they will be running the republican party.

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    10. Re:Why spread the vile? by jbarr · · Score: 1

      Don't dismiss "free press" so quickly. I personally do not agree with their message or method of delivering their message, but they have a Constitutional right to speak their message, just as you or I have the Constitutional right to voice our disagreement with it. Liberty and freedom don't come cheaply.

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    11. Re:Why spread the vile? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Not far from it. For a time, before they seized power, too many thought it's best to "tame" the Nazis, co-opt them into mainstream politics, overlook some of their... flaws for the sake of the process. One high figure, when hearing about the first reasonably strong election result for the faction of Hitler, uttered ~"we have him!"

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    12. Re:Why spread the vile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, eventually the outcome will be violence, you would think that these people would you know (get a real life)
      I disagree with scotus on this idea that free speech includes harassment at ones funeral, for the sake of publicity, and what
      really amounts to the pursuit of frivolous lawsuits as a means of making money.

    13. Re:Why spread the vile? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Don't dismiss "free press" so quickly. I personally do not agree with their message or method of delivering their message, but they have a Constitutional right to speak their message, just as you or I have the Constitutional right to voice our disagreement with it. Liberty and freedom don't come cheaply.

      The thing is, the rest of the world looks at these shitbags and thinks less of the US. You may think freedom of speech trumps everything, most people don't.
      Also, why the fuck don't some of you go and beat the crap out of these buffoons?

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    14. Re:Why spread the vile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you might be on to something. A group should get together and call themselves the Attention Whores. Every time the WBC calls out, respond saying the Attention Whores are going to the same event. The counter group might just take more of the attention and help bring the absurdity that is the WBC down. Any takers?

  10. Haters gonna hate by pedantic+bore · · Score: 1

    ... and these haters are the hatiest.

    The Westboro people turn my stomach.

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  11. Where are the Hell Angels when we need them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can handle security

    1. Re:Where are the Hell Angels when we need them? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      See this comment above:

      http://idle.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2463158&cid=37627222

      The link in it shows that while they aren't the Hell's Angels, it looks like the bikers and truckers in Joplin, MO did exactly that when these douche bags tried this shit in Joplin.

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  12. Good for a laugh by bragr · · Score: 1

    Thanks Wesboro, I needed a good laugh this morning. Although my screen and the guy across from me probably didn't appreciate the projectile coffee.

  13. 142 characters? But how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously though can we stop giving these people attention?

  14. This is not a headline from "The Onion"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This actually happened? This is not a headline from "The Onion"?

  15. Media Wh**es by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What attention wh**es. They are like the Kardashians with a bible instead of a sex tape.

    1. Re:Media Wh**es by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

      You know what, we need a better word / phrase. "Attention Leaches," "Attention Parasites," etc... Whores are hard working people who provide a service, completely using their own assets, in exchange for money. They've been vilified by religious types and oppressed by governments for millenia. Meanwhile, people who are destructive... who wish to ruin other peoples' days, get labelled "whores" and people who aren't destructive at all, but are revealed to have enjoyed sex at some point also get labelled "whores."

      I'm barely aware of who the Kardashians are (for a while, I wondered how Star Trek: Deep Space 9 got popular again), but I'm pretty damn certain they, along with actual courtesans, aren't busy attacking anyone and everyone they can to spread a message of hate and theocracy. It demeans all sex positive people to call these nasty theocrats "whores."

    2. Re:Media Wh**es by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      +1,000,000 internets to you.

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    3. Re:Media Wh**es by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

      for a while, I wondered how Star Trek: Deep Space 9 got popular again

      That is EXACTLY what I thought when I first heard about them.

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    4. Re:Media Wh**es by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Someone should create a mashup...

    5. Re:Media Wh**es by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whores. attention whores.

    6. Re:Media Wh**es by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so... no redeeming qualities then.

  16. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Examining the complete lack of intelligence coupled with the abundance of hypocrisy apparent in the subject and her peers...)

    There, but for the grace of God, go I.

  17. Why is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that when someone dies all the crazies come out?

  18. I can't wait to protest Fred Phelp's funeral. by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

    I have my God Hates Fred sign ready to go!

    1. Re:I can't wait to protest Fred Phelp's funeral. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're going to have to bury Fred Phelps at a secret location. Either that or the cemetery will be charging the Phelps clan outrageous weekly fees for removal of accumulated fecal material. That's right. Folks won't just want to piss on Fred Phelps' grave. No sir. They'll be wanting to take a big old shit on it too.

    2. Re:I can't wait to protest Fred Phelp's funeral. by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Not a bad start, but if you really want to get them, time to use their language against them. Not in a humorous way, but in a way that makes their protests self defeating.

      i.e. Show up at their protests with signs such as "Westboro protests are why people are turning from God."

      Ok, a bit long. But the point is use the concepts of Judo. Directly trying to counter them does no good. They enjoy conflict. Co-opting their energy and using it against them gives them little to push against and sends them spinning.

      "God kills babies because Phelps misuses his name." as opposed to "God likes ..."

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    3. Re:I can't wait to protest Fred Phelp's funeral. by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      The flaw in your plan is assuming that these people care about bringing people to God. They don't. They just want the police to throw them in prison, or the family to throw a punch, or someone to send them some religious hate mail so that they can sue. Sadly, because of Poe's Law I can't tell if they actually believe what they are saying or not, either way their actions are being directed by greed much more so than anything else.

    4. Re:I can't wait to protest Fred Phelp's funeral. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know how all the Muslim-haters talk about burying corpses wrapped in pig skin? I want to come up with something equally degrading to Christians. That's what Fred Phelps and his crazy bitch wife deserve.

      I'm thinking we should dress up his corpse in a leather speedo and go-go boots, hook it up to a puppet rig and make it do a gay lap dance on some family member's corpse, then pump the corpse full of semen (we'll get volunteering men to jack off into a vat) and bury the corpse at the bottom of a pit toilet near a popular gay makeout spot.

    5. Re:I can't wait to protest Fred Phelp's funeral. by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Ah, but I didn't assume anything about their real motives. In fact, I believe they are just trying to create a situation where they can sue and make some cash. Regardless, my suggestion makes them look like fools, avoids the type of conflict they crave, and might peel off a few true believers.

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    6. Re:I can't wait to protest Fred Phelp's funeral. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      careful, they may misconstrue your terms and decide to press charges over your plan to take action to make his funeral occur sooner rather than later.

      yes, I know, you aren't planning anything, but the "I can't wait" could be damning when used by these (my opinion here only) sleeze-bag lawyer scumbuckets.

    7. Re:I can't wait to protest Fred Phelp's funeral. by blair1q · · Score: 1
    8. Re:I can't wait to protest Fred Phelp's funeral. by Wovel · · Score: 1

      This can be generalized to God hates zealots.

    9. Re:I can't wait to protest Fred Phelp's funeral. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You can't get them. there mental make up doesn't allow for it.

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  19. Too true by Jethro · · Score: 1

    I'm glad SOMEONE is picking up the slack and giving god glory by picketing at funerals.

    Maybe once their done reglorifying god, he'll get off his ass and stop all these genocides and famines.

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    1. Re:Too true by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      He can start by bitchslapping these stupid closeminded assholes that obviously deserve to go to hell. F$%^#%$ the religous right.

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  20. God Hates Turtlenecks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God Hates Turtlenecks.

  21. I think you meant "bile"... by neiras · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do people help these people spread their vile?

    "Vile" isn't a thing one can metaphorically spread.

    Unless you're talking Vegemite or Marmite - that shit is spreadable vile incarnate.

    1. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      "Vileness," on the other hand, can be spread.

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    2. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      "Vileness," on the other hand, can be spread.

      The "Creamy Vileness" is easier to spread than the "Crunchy".

    3. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      Vileness is another word for vegemite....

    4. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Vile" isn't a thing one can metaphorically spread.

      Unless you're talking Vegemite or Marmite - that shit is spreadable vile incarnate.

      You don't like Marmite? Something is wrong with you, motherfucker!

    5. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the op, but look at your keyboard. "B" and "V" are pretty close, right?

    6. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Equally possible is a missing last word, such as "Why do people help these people spread their vile message?"

    7. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like vegimite =/

    8. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heathen!

    9. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

      Hey! I happen to love a bit of Vegemite on toast!

    10. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Why do people help these people spread their vile?

      "Vile" isn't a thing one can metaphorically spread.

      Unless you're talking Vegemite or Marmite - that shit is spreadable vile incarnate.

      Let me guess, you're from the US, you will eat anything that moves in impressive quantities, you think a Big Mac is acceptable as food, and yet you blanch at Marmite?

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    11. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this pedantic shit get modded +5 Insightful?

    12. Re:I think you meant "bile"... by neiras · · Score: 1

      I'm not from the US (Americans are barely aware of Marmite), I don't eat at McDonalds, and I still don't like eating yeast entrails. It's foul, unpalatable slime, and I try to keep my consumption of known exitotoxins down.

      Sorry to smash your stereotypes. Try again!

  22. Thank you Westboro by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    You show precisely why religion is so evil and debilitating to society and why those who believe don't grasp the simple concept that they are bowing down to a narcissistic dictator.*

    Further, I find it amazing that people have no problem idolizing/worshiping/whatever someone who was obviously a hippie. Long hair, no job, bumming off of others for food and shelter, preaching peace and love. If that isn't the definition of a hippie, I don't know what is. Whatever happened to working for what you want rather than asking for handouts?

    "You didn't give God credit! You're going to hell!"

    "You had all this money and you didn't give any to God! You're going to hell!"

    "You dared to expand the human mind and not worship God! You're going to hell!"

    And before those out there who do believe in the guy** in the sky try to explain away that these nuts are just aberrations, take a good, hard look at your beliefs. Do you give thanks to the invisible being? Do you give it*** credit for your success/failure? Further, when people talk about terrorist from the Islamic faith and how they are representative of that faith, could not the same be said of these folks?****

    * Anyone who tells a father he has to kill one of his sons to prove his obedience definitely falls into the dictator category. Not to mention that to keep in good graces you have to follow all the various rules.

    And what's up with standing by and doing nothing while your only son is killed? Talk about psychopathic.

    ** Why is God a guy? Why can't he be a she? Was it because the stories were written by men during a time and in a region where women were (and to some extent still are) considered property and subservient to men?

    *** Why must God be male or female? Surely an omnipotent and omniscient being wouldn't have a gender. Or is this like calling a ship a 'she' when obviously an inanimate object is neither.

    **** All these arguments leave aside the question of whether such a being exists. As we've seen over the centuries, no such evidence has come forth and based on our actions, this being, if it exists, certainly isn't perfect or it wouldn't have created such fallible beings and allowed them to go astray so easily.

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    1. Re:Thank you Westboro by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      ** Why is God a guy? Why can't he be a she? Was it because the stories were written by men during a time and in a region where women were (and to some extent still are) considered property and subservient to men?

      I've tried referring to the Christian God using non-gender pronouns. It really pisses people off when you refer to their god as 'it'. Even more so than referring to their idol as 'your god' (note lowercase) which immediately tells them I don't share their beliefs and don't want to pretend that I'm religious. Or sometimes I ask them to clarify which god they are thanking, because there are several hundred possibilities.

      In case you're wondering, I'm not truly atheist. I'd say I'm agnostic as I don't believe the god described by religious cults actually exists, but I can't completely rule out the possibility of a higher power or level of existence.

    2. Re:Thank you Westboro by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 1

      Jesus' #1 theme was to be nice to people. Unconditionally. These westbury folks have missed the point entirely.

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    3. Re:Thank you Westboro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And I can't completely rule out the possibility that there are pixies on the dark side of the moon. But I think that for all practical purposes I am justified in not believing there are. You can never completely rule out everything. I'd say you're an atheist, either you believe in god or you don't. I think it's clear you don't, so you're an atheist.

      google "why agnosticism is a pointless stance"...

    4. Re:Thank you Westboro by karnal · · Score: 1

      Just because someone doesn't fall into a bucket that you think they should doesn't mean you get to label them how you think they should be labelled. At the very least, it won't convince the GP "Oh, I guess I'm an atheist. KTHX!"

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    5. Re:Thank you Westboro by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "You show precisely why religion is so evil and debilitating to society"
      Yeah they are so much worse than Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot.
      All militant atheists.

      Truth of the matter is no you are wrong. Westbourgh is a small group of loons. There is like 10 of them in a mini van and get way too much press. In fact Slashdot in posting this is doing EXACTLY what they want.

      Judging any large group comprised of millions of people by a tiny band of loons is illogical.

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    6. Re:Thank you Westboro by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Indeed, we can see an example of this unconditional love in Mark 7:9, for instance.

    7. Re:Thank you Westboro by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 1

      You show precisely why religion is so evil and debilitating to society ...

      What Westboro practices is not religion. It is a simple, straightforward scam.

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    8. Re:Thank you Westboro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the very definition of the word atheist, because the a- prefix means "neither" - so atheism means neither believing that there is a God and not believing that there is no God. The opposite of a theist would be an anti-theist. That is why "amoral" people have no morals, while "immoral" people are actively doing something wrong. Unfortunately, I don't think the Merriam-Webster definition agrees with me, but I chalk that up to the English language being illogical and the social definition of words mattering more than the actual definition.

    9. Re:Thank you Westboro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ** Why is God a guy? ...

      I usually ask the question "Does God have a penis?" Normally, I don't get an answer, but the expression on their face is priceless. Then I follow it up with "Then why is it you are so sure that God is a he?" OK... I know my logic isn't sound... but that's not the point. It usually shuts them up.

    10. Re:Thank you Westboro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Jesus wasn't really a hippie. As an adult, he worked as a carpenter up until the age of 33. Then his dad wanted him to get into public relations to spread the word about a new self-help program his company was rolling out. So Jesus got a team together and they went on the motivational speaker circuit, traveling around to various speaking engagements and being supported by the organizations that invited them. It's kinda like how RMS makes a living today going around evangelizing the liberating benefits of FOSS, and cautioning against the damning use of proprietary software and services. Oh, wait, bad example. OK, its more like Sarah Palin, but without the exorbitant speaking fees and clothing expense account.

    11. Re:Thank you Westboro by story645 · · Score: 1

      ** Why is God a guy? Why can't he be a she?

      Cause writers/translators had to use some pronoun and most languages use the masculine pronoun as the gender neutral? Seriously though, God is genderless because he's not a physical being is one of those things Orthodox Jewish (and probably other religious) schools cover in kindergarten.

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    12. Re:Thank you Westboro by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 1

      Huh? He's pointing out the Pharisees hypocrisy of claiming to follow the commandments. But I suppose if you take one line of one passage out of context it could be interpreted differently.

      Farther on in Mark 7 he says that eating bacon is okay. I hadn't noticed that before. I've always thought that bacon was heavenly.

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    13. Re:Thank you Westboro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just because a guy has long hair and a beard, doesn't make him a hippie either. Maybe a Buddhist, but not a hippie.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzDBiUemCSY&feature=player_embedded

    14. Re:Thank you Westboro by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Right. And the specific complaint is that they're ignoring the commandment that tells that "Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death".

      To me, that doesn't sound like unconditional love at all.

    15. Re:Thank you Westboro by cavreader · · Score: 1

      Religion might not be particularly evil if you tend to ignore things like the Spanish Inquisition or the Muslim practitioners who justify their actions using religion. And I am not talking about Muslims in general just the tiny percentage who have successfully put all of the other Muslims in danger. The Holy Wars in Europe might also be described a evil, and this includes both the Christians and Muslims of that era. Using religion as the basis in administrating entire countries is debilitating and dangerous. Combining Church and State to rule countries is debilitating in the extreme when it comes to relationships between different states. Globalization and International relations are handicapped and put at risk when this happens.

    16. Re:Thank you Westboro by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      And yet the nations that outlawed religion completely where the most brutal and repressive.
      The death toll in the USSR, China, and North Korea make those that you listed look like picnics. In fact if you take the death toll from the USSR, China, North Korea, and Cambodia it is far more than Nazi Germany or any other group ever pulled off. The sad thing is that they where not even trying to wipe out whole populations. They where just getting rid of those that where inconvenient.
      Sorry but the hard facts really do not support your conclusions. Maybe you should try this theory instead.
      Individuals that seek power without any moral restraints and willing to use and misuse all the tools at their disposal to achieve their goals are the source of all evil.
      They way you can stop clinging to your illogical bigotry that your flawed world view depends on.

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    17. Re:Thank you Westboro by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      The lesson I think that should be drawn from that is that all attempts of strictly controlling people's behaviors are necessarily brutal and repressive. Both the extreme of fundamentalism and outlawing religion are bad and in fact effectively the same thing in the end: an attempt to force the entire population to adhere to a specific behavior. Whether that is called a religion or not doesn't make much difference.

      Religion shouldn't be forcefully eliminated, it should be made redundant and unnecessary, so that it just slowly fades away. Believing in Helios is not forbidden, but nobody just cares anymore, because he's not needed for anything.

    18. Re:Thank you Westboro by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Yeah they are so much worse than Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot.

      The reason(s) these historical figures were debilitating had nothing to do with their religion, or lack thereof.

      Thanks, try again!

      --Jeremy

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    19. Re:Thank you Westboro by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Really? So you do not think that their motivation, ethics, morals, or belief system has anything to do with it?
      I think you better reconsider.
      And since the lack of religion is a mandatory part of Marxism I would say that you should start with the error and work back.

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    20. Re:Thank you Westboro by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Yet studies show that people that are religious tend to be happier and live longer. I agree that freedom is actually a requirement. Some religions even teach that none maybe truly righteous if all are compelled.
      However the stament that started all of this was.
      "You show precisely why religion is so evil and debilitating to society and why those who believe don't grasp the simple concept that they are bowing down to a narcissistic dictator.*"

      I disagree and gave counter examples of societies without any religion that where far more evil.
      It is funny but even those that will use the "scary sky god" line believe in an absolute morality when it is convent for them. If they do not then things like slavery, discrimination, and even genocide are "not evil" if the majority of the population agrees.
      They will say that X is wrong and society must change. However if everything is relative in morality then they are wrong. If you disagree with the society than you are wrong if you agree you are right. That is the danger of dismissing the concept of an absolut morality.

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    21. Re:Thank you Westboro by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Yet studies show that people that are religious tend to be happier and live longer.

      I'm not sure about that. Sure, studies may show it, but there's hardly a precise way of measuring the amount of happiness. In my experience, religious people have many sources of stress that I don't.

      Also, religion creates a bias against admitting unhappiness. Religion is supposed to show you the right way to live, and should make you happy. Admitting unhappiness would in part involve admitting to some sort of wrongdoing or that your religion doesn't work.

      I disagree and gave counter examples of societies without any religion that where far more evil.

      There are no known examples to my knowledge of societies that are entirely without religion where coercion wasn't used. However, there are countries like Sweden with a small percentage of believers which don't seem particularly evil to me.

      It is funny but even those that will use the "scary sky god" line believe in an absolute morality when it is convent for them. If they do not then things like slavery, discrimination, and even genocide are "not evil" if the majority of the population agrees.
      They will say that X is wrong and society must change. However if everything is relative in morality then they are wrong. If you disagree with the society than you are wrong if you agree you are right. That is the danger of dismissing the concept of an absolut morality.

      Sorry, there's no absolute morality as plainly evidenced by that nobody agrees with what the absolute morality supposed to be. Your morality doesn't agree with that of the other religions and other times. If you use a bible to "prove" that slavery is evil, then you're using the same book that was used to "prove" it's perfectly fine in the past.

      However, I don't think that the inexistence of an absolute morality means that morality is entirely arbitrary. Some rules are pretty much universally agreed on (murder is bad, human sacrifices are bad). Some rules are quite arbitrary (like those relating to marriage), and some are logical consequences of other rules (like adultery, which depends on marriage working in a specific way. In a hypothetical society with no marriage and completely open relationships, it wouldn't exist).

    22. Re:Thank you Westboro by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      There are societies where human sacrifice is not bad, murder? Let's make that killing and things are a lot more fuzzy. One societies murder is another's execution, population control, or solution to a problem.

      I never mentioned the bible so not try to narrow the focus I said an absolute morality.

      However you need to work on your logic skills. If their is no absolute morality then by definition morality is arbitrary. You may try and define it as what is best for society but what defines what is best for the society? Wouldn't that be the members of the society? Of not then who or what.
      Their must be some definer for what is moral and not. if their is no absolute morality then you are really only left with the members of society.

      A favorite trick that is often used is cherry picking what you "include" in your sample. Capitol punishment is a great example of that argument.
      How many times do you hear that the US is the only "civilized" nation that still has capitol punishment. The truth is that the majority of the people on the planet live in nations with capitol punishment. So a group of people that oppose it add the word civilized which means those that they agree with. I am sure that the people of Japan and China would take some offense to the idea that they are uncivilized.
      It doesn't really matter but I am for not pro-capitol punishment, because I feel it is immoral.

      So no logically you can not have it both ways. You can not say that is no absolute morality and then say it is also not arbitrary. Now I will not say that I am fully aware of what is absolutely moral and what is not. Their was a time when I was pro capitol punishment but I learned and changed my mind. Morality has an absolute base or it is arbitrary and and the whim of society. If society says you are immoral you are and you are wrong to go counter to them unless at some point you convince them you are right. Or you are moral untile society says you are not and then you are wrong. Terrible system isn't it?

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    23. Re:Thank you Westboro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China and Korea are and have been for centuries, predominantly Buddhist practitioners, so I'm not sure why you would include them in a list of nations that have at some point outlawed religion...

    24. Re:Thank you Westboro by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      God impregnated Mary, so logically...

      Well, she was still a 'virgin', but maybe god just has a very small penis?

    25. Re:Thank you Westboro by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      There are societies where human sacrifice is not bad, murder? Let's make that killing and things are a lot more fuzzy. One societies murder is another's execution, population control, or solution to a problem.

      Sure. Sacrifice was perfectly fine in the Maya culture.

      Recently I saw somebody effectively saying that biblical morality is relative too, to explain Abraham's attempted sacrifice of his son. You see, back at the beginning, God hadn't given the commandment's yet, so all Abraham had to go on was God's orders. So complying was the right thing. And so was stopping. He couldn't attempt to refuse on moral grounds because those morals weren't passed on yet.

      I never mentioned the bible so not try to narrow the focus I said an absolute morality.

      Ok. Where does your absolute morality come from, and why doesn't everybody agree?

      However you need to work on your logic skills. If their is no absolute morality then by definition morality is arbitrary. You may try and define it as what is best for society but what defines what is best for the society? Wouldn't that be the members of the society? Of not then who or what.
      Their must be some definer for what is moral and not. if their is no absolute morality then you are really only left with the members of society.

      I already explained. Basically, it's complicated. It's not all absolute, nor all entirely arbitrary. There is a spectrum, and different parts of morality fall on different places in it.

      Some morals exist because not having them is obviously counterproductive. Eg, allowing indiscriminate murder would quickly result in the end of the society that had such a rule.

      Some are derived from our behavior and instincts. We are social animals, and we're wired to care about our friends and children, without needing to be told even.

      Some are indeed arbitrary. Things like marriage related customs and what constitutes polite behavior differs between cultures, up to there being cases where in one culture the correct thing is the opposite of the correct thing in another.

      And a whole bunch of rules is a consequence of other rules.

      Take a building code for instance: some rules are dictated by the laws of physics, some are codified good practices, and some are arbitrary but there because having something done the same way everywhere is a good thing Take mains voltage for instance. There's no intrinsically correct voltage. What's correct depends on where you are. Then some rules are derived from those, like the correct size of conductors depending on the voltage and current used.

      So no logically you can not have it both ways. You can not say that is no absolute morality and then say it is also not arbitrary.

      Sure I can. Easy: it's neither black nor white, it's a spectrum.

      Now I will not say that I am fully aware of what is absolutely moral and what is not. Their was a time when I was pro capitol punishment but I learned and changed my mind.

      So your morality changed. You're just trying to hold on to the idea that you saw the light and found the Truth because the alternative makes you uncomfortable.

      If society says you are immoral you are and you are wrong to go counter to them unless at some point you convince them you are right. Or you are moral untile society says you are not and then you are wrong. Terrible system isn't it?

      There's no such thing as perfection. We can make improvements, but yes, historically that's precisely how things have worked.

      We had that with universal suffrage and slavery for instance. Soon we'll have it with gay marriage. In 50 years from now people will wonder why there ever was an argument, because it's obvious there's nothing wrong with it. Somebody from a couple centuries back would have the complete certainty that the planet is ruled by Satan though.

    26. Re:Thank you Westboro by VAElynx · · Score: 1

      Well, there's a simple reason for both of that.
      You need to be incredibly powerful to root out religion "just like that". People are naturally superstitious.
      And well, the kind of person who achieves that usually isn't all that nice, or he'd be smelling plants from the root side.
      Second thing is, Phelps and others only aren't worse because they have no power to speak of. Their "creator" already has pretty much all he wants, so they aren't pushing to expand. If you want to see real evil done by religion, look at crusades, jihad ... As the US avanturism in vietnam and Iraq shows, it's hard to get people to fight somewhere else for no good reason they can see. Push in some amount of fanaticism, and they'll jump at the chance to volunteer.

    27. Re:Thank you Westboro by cavreader · · Score: 1

      Those countries you mentioned might not allow religion to flourish in their countries but in the march towards globalization they do have to interact with other countries that do use religion to control their states which can cause conflicts. The USSR, China, North Korea, and Cambodia have indeed killed millions to subdue their citizens but I think it is important to realize that the "international community" have been willing to disregard these actions so their country relations are not effected. The world community has shown little interest in condemning these actions as long as they don't interfere with their foreign policies. IN current events this lack of criticism and the precedents it creates has opened the door for Israel to forcibly rid their country of Palestinians using extreme measures without any fear of real consequences and any military retaliation is limited due to Israels nuclear deterrence. After all it's always easier to ask for forgiveness instead of permission and the world can scream bloody murder but the chance violent reprisals from others is minimal.

    28. Re:Thank you Westboro by geekoid · · Score: 1

      religen give the excuse to force other people to your will. It's the crutch that blind people, and it's the easiest way to creat servants.

      During the years when Mao was China’s 'Great Helmsman', a range of positive changes came to China. These included doubling the school population, providing universal housing, abolishing unemployment and inflation, increasing health care access, and dramatically raising life expectancy

      horrid.
      I suspect you know nothing of Mao, and the circumstance with the CPC, 28 bolshievics, or pretty munch anything about the period.
      I suspect you just copy and paste that post from some whacko site.

      Anyways, when looking at the scales, those thre are in the minority. I can go to almost any town in the US and find multiple churches spew a form of hate, and trying to infect the government with heir lunacy.

      So well done, you found two atheists who did bad thing.

      Stalin wasn't an atheist, but he did carry out Lenin's work.

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    29. Re:Thank you Westboro by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Yet studies show that people that are religious tend to be happier and live longer."
      in correct. They show they people who work with a community to live longer. Religious people , once again, corrupt the study to twist it into a propaganda tool.

      "I disagree and gave counter examples of societies without any religion that where far more evil."
      no you didn't.

      Evil is just low empathy.

      " If they do not then things like slavery, discrimination, and even genocide are "not evil" if the majority of the population agrees."

      That would be true, but as a species we are generally wired not to do those things because they aren't good for the group. Because people who had the development feature to help the group are more likely to survive themselves.

      "That is the danger of dismissing the concept of an absolut morality."
      that's also the benefit. And stop conflating morality with religion, you idiot.

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    30. Re:Thank you Westboro by geekoid · · Score: 0

      Yes, really.

      Educating people to think for them selves is a mandatory part of marxism. When thinking for yourself is the umber one goal, religion falls away.
      Of course, there is more to it then that, and you would need to understand the context of religion at that time.
      but, that would require you reading things that aren't in the book of "things to repeat to atheist even though they have been debunked in great and specific detail".

      so you do what religious people do "Spout what you have been taught to spout, and save thinking for your leaders".

      Fucking parrot.

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    31. Re:Thank you Westboro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're not getting it. Jesus was making the point to the Pharisees that they are hypocrits for enforcing one set of laws (prohibition against pork), but not others (killing those who curse their mom and dad). If the Pharisees are not going to condemn those for committing a serious crime, then why be such hardasses about bacon? It's not what you eat that makes you evil, it's your words and actions that you should be judged by.

    32. Re:Thank you Westboro by mewshi_nya · · Score: 1

      Actually, considering Stalino, Mao, and Pol Pot didn't perpetrate their atrocities *in the name of* atheism, you're wrong on this one. And there is *plenty* of religious fuckery in the world: genital mutilation, subservience of women, murder over which imaginary friend you hallucinate, etc.

      Just saying, there may be good Christians, but that doesn't mean that their religion isn't full of shit... ;)

    33. Re:Thank you Westboro by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're not getting it. Jesus was making the point to the Pharisees that they are hypocrits for enforcing one set of laws (prohibition against pork), but not others (killing those who curse their mom and dad). If the Pharisees are not going to condemn those for committing a serious crime, then why be such hardasses about bacon? It's not what you eat that makes you evil, it's your words and actions that you should be judged by.

      I get it fine. What I'm saying has nothing to do with pork, though.

      Jesus' complaint can be resolved in two ways:
      A. The Pharisees stop enforcing the pork prohibition
      B. The Pharisees start killing the children that curse their parents

      The implication of that option B is even in the slightest a serious option is what I find utterly disgusting. In my view, the Pharisees are mostly in the right here. They're choosing not to enforce a brutal law. That's good. Jesus' view of that you should either follow all of it, or none of it doesn't impress me much.

    34. Re:Thank you Westboro by coolmadsi · · Score: 1

      In case you're wondering, I'm not truly atheist. I'd say I'm agnostic as I don't believe the god described by religious cults actually exists, but I can't completely rule out the possibility of a higher power or level of existence.

      I am similar, I doubt the existance in general without wanting to rule anything out without proof, but don't care enough either way. Apathy really, I guess.

    35. Re:Thank you Westboro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus' view isn't that you should follow "all of it, or none of it". His view is clarified in the next statement he made: "Nothing outside a person can defile them by going into them. Rather, it is what comes out of a person that defiles them", and in his later explanation to his disciples: "Are you so dull? ... Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body. ... What comes out of a person is what defiles them. For it is from within, out of a person’s heart, that evil thoughts come—sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, greed, malice, deceit, lewdness, envy, slander, arrogance and folly. All these evils come from inside and defile a person."

      His implication was not that they start enforcing the entire law, his implication was that they stop enforcing the letter of the law while entirely violating the spirit of the law.

    36. Re:Thank you Westboro by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Ok, so what exactly should they do regarding the pork and disrespect of parents?

  23. Patriot Guard by Ganty · · Score: 4, Informative

    All we need are the Patriot Guard in black turtlenecks to even up the numbers.

    www.patriotguard.org

    Ganty

    1. Re:Patriot Guard by Kozz · · Score: 1

      All we need are the Patriot Guard in black turtlenecks to even up the numbers.

      www.patriotguard.org

      Ganty

      Yes... holding up large, blank, glossy-white placards.

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    2. Re:Patriot Guard by jbarr · · Score: 1

      Oh how I SO WISH I had some moderator points!

      Touche!

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    3. Re:Patriot Guard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, i'd never heard of that group before. kind of cool. gave me pause to think how awesome the world would be if everyone could just afford everyone else just that: respect.

    4. Re:Patriot Guard by Wovel · · Score: 1

      That would be pretty creepy and kind of cool.

    5. Re:Patriot Guard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patriot Guard *with shotguns* yes yes and yes!

  24. Taught sin? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Which one, specifically? Please provide context.

    1. Re:Taught sin? by braindrainbahrain · · Score: 2
      The evil of Apple been known for some time. See this website:

      http://objectiveministries.org/creation/propaganda.html

      Some choice quotes (since it is a long article):

      "the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! "

      "Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. "

      "Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent."

      "This OS -- and its Darwin offspring -- extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write "demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) "

      "to open up certain locked files one has to run a program much like the DOS prompt in Microsoft Windows and type in a secret code: "chmod 666". What other horrors lurk in this thing?"

    2. Re:Taught sin? by BigSes · · Score: 1

      False Idols would be my guess!

    3. Re:Taught sin? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      LMAO! XD

      Oh jeez, actually this is kind of sad.

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    4. Re:Taught sin? by Culture20 · · Score: 1
      Oh dear Lord. It's the nutters!

      "Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. "

      Yeah, communist, like the followers of Christ when they were being persecuted by Rome.

      "chmod 666"

      I have _never_ done a chmod 666. Nor have I ever seen it done. If I don't care if everyone can edit the file, I tend to just 777 it so that it stands out like a sore thumb. If people execute it, that's their own darn fault.
      Darwin, daemon, the apple logo, those are marginally "proof" for someone already convinced, but the "open source" and "chmod 666" are not only stretching, they're outright wrong even with the paranoid Illuminati context. Obviously the "chmod 666" was sent from a knowledgeable geek to "Dr." Paley as a joke, and he ran with it. His belief that communism is inherently atheistic/evil is a function of the era he grew up in.

    5. Re:Taught sin? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      You forgot the part where early Apple computers sold for $666. I'm pretty sure that was an intentional reference on Steve's part. Now whether making mention of 666 is really teaching sin is another matter entirely.

    6. Re:Taught sin? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly, One of my aunts religious books called out "chmod 666" on UNIX systems over 20 years ago... I might be misremembering tho.

    7. Re:Taught sin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick! Someone tell them that their website is being served by a computer full of these evil little daemons! They should tell off their hosting provider ASAP!

    8. Re:Taught sin? by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

      "the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! " Gee, and I thought the name referred to the fact that the OS had evolved. I wonder if they expect to use an operating system that sprung up fully formed and was divine at version 1.0. "Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. " This is just too off the wall for me to comment on... "Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent." I was never sure about the logo, but it is not "clearly" anything, except colorful IMHO "This OS -- and its Darwin offspring -- extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write "demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) " The "daemons" are a joke which has been in Unix for decades, and has nothing to do with Apple. "to open up certain locked files one has to run a program much like the DOS prompt in Microsoft Windows and type in a secret code: "chmod 666". What other horrors lurk in this thing?" You could just as easily use "chmod 777" which does not refer to the beast.

  25. Can we please start ignoring these people already? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    You know why they picket such funeral? Because they want attention. Please, please, just ignore these idiots. Please stop giving them headlines.

  26. Westboro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who are these people?! I never fully appreciated before how blessed I am NOT to listen to the media!

  27. terrorists by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't you look at these people, who cheer when others die and think - wish I had a military drone of my own on stand by?

    1. Re:terrorists by AkkarAnadyr · · Score: 1

      So you can cheer when they die?

      You should change your nick to 'ouroboros'.

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      Ain't no h'aint gonna run me off

    2. Re:terrorists by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      No, I will be totally saddened by their sudden demise, you won't see ME cheering.

    3. Re:terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No I don't, because I know that if I did I would be identical to them.

    4. Re:terrorists by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      no you wouldn't. Why? Would you be happy about killing them? I think it's possible to do so with the saddest face ever.

    5. Re:terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if I did I would be identical to them

      Wronger than wrong

    6. Re:terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cute, but you have to explain why I'm "wronger than wrong", or even just wrong.

      But I'm not. A desire to kill those who you find morally repugnant is precisely what WBC is all about. If I allowed myself that same desire, I would be thinking the same way they do.

    7. Re:terrorists by felipekk · · Score: 1

      Then when they die you would be cheering... wouldn't you?

    8. Re:terrorists by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You should go back to this thread and reread it. As I said, I would be as sad as they get while their brains would be flying all around. You wouldn't find a sadder person than me at that moment.

    9. Re:terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A desire to kill those who you find morally repugnant is precisely what WBC is all about. If I allowed myself that same desire, I would be thinking the same way they do.

      Implying that their morals are just as valid as yours.

      Tell me, are you entirely against the death penalty? I realize that many people are, but I'd like to know for the sake of the argument so I know where you're coming from here.

    10. Re:terrorists by knappe+duivel · · Score: 1

      Don't you look at these people, who cheer when others die and think - wish I had a military drone of my own on stand by?

      No, I do not wish to lower myself below their level.

    11. Re:terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Implying that their morals are just as valid as yours.

      You inferred that, I didn't imply it.

      Tell me, are you entirely against the death penalty? I realize that many people are, but I'd like to know for the sake of the argument so I know where you're coming from here.

      It doesn't matter, but let's explore both possibilties:

      If I am against the death penalty, then obviously no contradiction can be found between that stance and the position I stated above.

      If I am for the death penalty, then it is reasonable to assume that I favor it only in cases where the subject has harmed another person in some material way (the degree of harm being required to justify the death penalty being saved for another debate), not for people whose mere existence or opinions I find objectionable. The WBC favors the latter, and so does anyone who wishes to be able to kill WBC members merely for being who they are or for saying what they say.

    12. Re:terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never seen or heard the WBC claim that they want to kill anyone, though. AFAIK they just think they're supposed to tell everyone that their targets are sinners, damned to hell, etc. They're not claiming to be God's agents of death.

      You did imply that their morals are as valid as your own. If their morals were, in fact, not valid, you wouldn't be "identical to them" if your own morals condemned them.

      If you were against the death penalty, I'd pretty much write you off as a waste of time to argue with. If you are not against the death penalty, you'd have to decide what's severe enough to deserve it, and there have been plenty of other people arguing in this thread that the WBC are causing harm by their actions.

    13. Re:terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you look at these people, who cheer when others die and think - wish I had a military drone of my own on stand by?

      Yes I do and now you can too! And if you order by midnight tonight, we'll also include the GPS upgrade! That's right - fire and forget at any nonmobile target. Perfect for those runs on call centers. Call now, operators are standing by!

  28. Phelps is an idiot by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Phelps and his crowd is nothing but a bunch of pinheads who haven't bothered to pick up the bible. If you bother to read it, how is the gospel to be spread? By showing love for your neighbor, for your enemies, and generally not being a douchebag. Even further, the whole thing about "judge not lest ye be judged" - that is not referring to not saying to your friend "Hey. you know, you really ought to not cheat on your wife" but judging one's eternal destination. On their web site, they have this posted: "Matthew Shepard has been in hell for 4742 days" - it seems to me that Phelps is claiming to be God and is condemning Matthew Shepard -- NOT their job and they are expressly FORBIDDEN from making such proclamations. On top of that, their domain "godhatesfags.com" is blasphemous, because the bible says that God does not want anyone to suffer, but all to come to redemption. While Jesus did speak of hell quite a lot, he let people who refused to believe not believe. And, for those in "sin" (hookers. corrupt politicians, etc) was his message of condemnation? No; it was of repentance. The ones he saved venom for were those who were speaking and practicing blasphemy (from the point of view of the Tenach)

    Now, whether or not the bible is a fairy tale, half truths, true, or the greatest hoax in history, everything Westboro Baptist cult does is in direct contrast to how Christians are instructed to behave, and how Christians are instructed to spread the GOOD news.

    Having said all of that, why is this story being run on slashdot? By carrying this story, you are only giving the media whores at westboro baptist cult the attention they want.

    Why doesn't everyone try to live by this rule: "let's not be douchebags to one another, whether or not there is a god, or flying spagheitti monster, or little green men." Being nice to one another is something one should do because it takes less energy than being an asshole, and it is self-serving to do so anyhow because it makes life easier for you.

    In any event, fuck Fred Phelps and his cult.

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    1. Re:Phelps is an idiot by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Westboro will picket his funeral.He[sic] had a huge platform; gave God no glory & taught sin. MT @AP: Apple co-founder Steve Jobs has died at 56."

      Oh - and how did Steve Jobs "teach sin?" Do Macintoshes turn you into a sociopathic pedophile? Do iPhones make you start a cult where you start judging people and proclaiming them to be in the lake of fire (or in the case of pastafarians, the lake of spaghetti sauce)? What does Ms. Phelps have to say to justify her condemning of people despite the bible she purports to follow warning her not to? Has she EVER gotten anyone "saved" through spreading her family cult's message of venemous hatred? I doubt they have one even a single person over to Christianity - and I bet that the Westboro Baptist Cult's antics have pushed tens of thousands of people from ever considering reading the bible, even to value it as a literary work.

      Great job, Margie. You're as good of an evangelist as George W. Bush was a diplomat.

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    2. Re:Phelps is an idiot by kimvette · · Score: 1

      ack! /s/one/won/

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    3. Re:Phelps is an idiot by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Why? Because it is about a popular figure in "computers and IT." In case you noticed, one of those popular figures died the other day and now a lot of events associated with this popular figure will occur.

    4. Re:Phelps is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent post. Thank you.

    5. Re:Phelps is an idiot by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      Have you actually studied the bible? It contradicts itself more than any political figure ever...

    6. Re:Phelps is an idiot by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      How to attain internet fame: Show up at the Steve Jobs funeral and tell the WB"C"'ers that they've convinced you. Join their protest and try to out-troll them. Maybe bring an old iPhone to smash to show your enthusiasm. If male, loudly swear off anal sex, but include a very detailed description of what you're not going to do any more. Proclaim that the teachings of Fred Phelps have set your libido on the right track, then try to make out with one of the Phelps females.

      Just make sure this all gets caught on video.

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    7. Re:Phelps is an idiot by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Those of us real Christians understand that God will keep in Heaven as we have kept on earth. If this is how Phelps wants to treat others and the standards of behavior he wants to apply God will cast his own judgement upon him.

      As you point out "judge not lest ye be judged" does not mean don't use you judgement to try and recognize Evil where it exits, but it does imply that caution and prudence should govern. My judgement is Phelps is pretty confused about some of the most basic cornerstones of Christianity and someone really ought to sit him down and suggest he read "Sermon on the Mount" slowly and carefully, perhaps few times in row, and then give some serious thought about her deeds, and perhaps praying God grant her a little wisdom so she may honor him going forward.

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    8. Re:Phelps is an idiot by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It would help if you were a fat ugly bearded SF tranny.

      I might have to go in drag and fake it. I've got it all, except the whole 'lumberjack' thing.

      I don't think I can learn to walk in heals fast enough though.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    9. Re:Phelps is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He taught greed, dude. That's pretty much the only valuable part of the message. There are legions of people who say they'd buy the next iPhone sight unseen. There's the cultural catchet of owning an iPhone -- to be 'hip.' Unless you disagree that the walled garden approach and the Apple tax isn't greed at all, in which case I'd laugh at you.

    10. Re:Phelps is an idiot by gtall · · Score: 1

      Jobs was a Buddhist, that means Devil in Christianity of the Westboro type.

  29. Freedom of speech by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I fully support the fact that these people have freedom of speech and thus they cannot be attacked by the government for their hate, but I also fully support the fact, that their freedom of speech does not have to be tolerated by other individuals.

    Freedom of speech does not equal freedom from a fist of an individual smashing their face. Of-course the criminal code says that freedom of fist smashing their face will not be tolerated, but what is civil disobedience for, right?

    1. Re:Freedom of speech by bwintx · · Score: 1

      They survive financially by inciting people to clobber them and then suing as a result. So, while momentarily satisfying, such action is exactly what they want. What they can't stand is being ignored.

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    2. Re:Freedom of speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They survive financially by inciting people to clobber them and then suing as a result. So, while momentarily satisfying, such action is exactly what they want. What they can't stand is being ignored.

      They cant sue if they are dead.

      Shoot them all.

  30. Because it's news. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    You are free to ignore it.

  31. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What did Jobs ever do to hurt Baptists?

    Now I know its a commonly held belief that a higher proportion of GLBT's buy apple products compared to other brands, but the woman herself used an iPhone, does that make her gay?

  32. You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by eldavojohn · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry your childhood was rough.

    I'm sorry if I lead anyone to imply my childhood was rough. That was merely an anecdote about how people "with faith" often see a given event or action. Then after the event or action is prescribed to be "good" or "bad" (often subjective in and of themselves) they will say that it was "God" or the "Individual" at work. This often perplexed me as a child and, like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, its place in the toolbox of control became very clear to me later in life around age 16. I do not call this abuse of any kind, I see this as a method of control that was particularly effective with me.

    Please, don't attribute that kind of harsh upbringing to a religion.

    Good sir, there was nothing harsh about it. It is, however, a core concept of (nearly all) religions. An eye in the sky that can magically be anywhere and everywhere at once? That knows everything? That is free to judge me without fear of judgment of itself? A being I cannot communicate with? A being of somehow infinite goodness that is so powerful and unknowable that it's okay to let children in Africa starve to death -- children who have never had the opportunity of knowing Jesus? I have often mused that Roman Catholics would rather you believe in Satan (or Shai'tan or whatever) than God as fear will keep you in line. As a child, I definitely feared God more than anything else. And I assume you're a god-fearin' man.

    Now that, my friend, will keep a young boy in lock step. It did for me and I'm not opposed to rear my children the same way until they are 16 and the same books that fell into my hands start falling into theirs.

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    1. Re:You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by mellon · · Score: 2

      Well, actually, if you look at what a lot of mainstream Bible Belt churches teach, it's actually Satanism. It's not just using Satan as a threat: it's genuinely worship not of the God described in the New Testament, but of a God who plays favorites (Satan, not the Christian God, who causes it to rain on the just and unjust alike). Who rewards his followers here on earth, not in Heaven. Who encourages us not to turn the other cheek but to answer any injury with a far harsher injury, likely delivered randomly rather than actually to the one who causes the initial injury. Who loves those who sing his praises in public, but who turns his back on those who have a more personal relationship with him.

      I don't personally have a problem with people following the religion of their choice, but really, we ought to be clear about just whom it is that they are worshiping. It sure as Hell isn't the God Jesus spoke of.

    2. Re:You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I sometimes wish that the biblical Jesus had actually existed. I'd study my entire life, get 20 levels in Cleric, then summon Jesus in the middle of a Republican convention and watch the fun.

    3. Re:You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      'mainstream Bible Belt churches' are the best argument for having left the bible in Latin.

      Seriously, they practice numerology on fucking translations to come up with insane interpretations. Rapture anyone? Jesus is coming back twice, but will only fly around the first time. Alcohol is sinful. Jesus made grape juice, not 'good wine' as clearly stated.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's the god that Jesus said was his father. The god who sure as hell played favorites with a "chosen people" who were given divine commands to kill all the infidels, not to mention all the petty squabbles about birthrights among the leading patriarchs and progeny.

      Your "Christian" god is heresy, as you're describing the conception of Christianity as viewed by Marcion of Sinope, who was excommunicated for it.

      Christians would do well to research their religion fully, and they will perhaps realize their religion is morally detestable, and that anybody who opens their eyes and questions it is kicked out, lethally if the tempora's mores are willing. (Forgive me, Cicero.)

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    5. Re:You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      I'd pay real cash money to see that...

      --
      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
    6. Re:You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by querist · · Score: 1

      Except that the Bible was originally written in Hebrew (most of the old testament), Aramaic (portions of the old testament), and Chaldean (portions of the old testament) and Koine Greek (new testament). The Latin was a translation.

    7. Re:You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by Creepy · · Score: 1

      You don't even need to get to the Bible Belt for that.

      One of the reasons I dislike organized religion is because I went to my cousin's Catholic wedding in South Dakota and after the 3 hour ceremony including a full mass (or as I would call it, church service) and lots of nasty smelling incense, I was pulled aside into a room by the priest because he saw that I didn't take communion (several other heathens like me were there, but I think I was maybe seated in the most visible spot, or maybe he saw me as an impressionable teen at the time). He asked me why I hadn't taken communion. I said that I felt it was wrong to take communion if I wasn't Catholic. He then asked me several questions on why I was not Catholic and started to go down the Catholicism is the only way blah-blah-blah rhetoric, but at one point he started attacking my beliefs and that is where I drew the line - he insisted that my God was false and that I needed to repent and convert today or that I was damned to hell, that I would burn in eternal fire, and Satan would consume my soul (actually, it was even more illustrious and long winded, but you get the gist). In response I said something I probably shouldn't have like "Jesus is so stuffed up your ass he couldn't see Satan if he tried" and he got really mad - I pretty much got dragged and tossed out the door. My parents found me in the car a couple of hours later and I told them what happened but I think they though I provoked him rather than he provoked me.

      I remember him saying never to come back, but in hindsight I don't think he really said that (I think he just slammed the door after tossing me out) and I probably embellished it in when telling the story later (it makes for a rather nice story). Incidentally, I did come back a few years later for my uncle's funeral and I learned that priest had died of a heart attack a few years before. I didn't see the new priest attacking anyone's beliefs, so he may be more tolerant, or maybe a funeral is less appropriate for recruiting than a wedding.

    8. Re:You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I am not normally one to say these sorts of things but I'd blow a billy goat, nevermind pay money, to see that.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    9. Re:You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Yes, but keeping it in Latin would stop the bible thumpers from deciding that the King James Bible was a 'god inspired translation' and therefor good enough for their numerological trickery. Granting they could have done it to the Latin version, but that would not 'sell in Topeka'.

      It would also stop them from outright lying about what the original said. ('good wine' does not mean 'grape juice' in any ancient language, 'grape juice' was impossible before the invention of pasteurization.)

      The new Testament wasn't all Greek anyhow.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    10. Re:You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you do anything you don't do everyday?

    11. Re:You Misunderstand My Fond Anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that your average redneck-in-dog-collar isn't willing or able to read Latin, and so they'd have nothing to base their rantings on & justify them. Let's face it, most of them can barely speak English.

  33. How you can tell we aren't a "Christian nation" by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    The following statements are heresies:

    1. God hates fags.
    2. God hates Jews.
    3. "pray for more dead soldiers." Telling someone to pray for evil is heretical.

    In a nation that actually has an established Christian state religion which the state regards as the source of its legislation and authority (what the first amendment actually prohibits), these things would be capital crimes if Margie Phelps were to refuse to repent of them before a religious tribunal.

    I don't expect the sort of idiots who believe that admonitions against homosexual **conduct** are irrefutable proof that God secretly hates homosexuals to understand or agree with this. However, it should be rather obvious that since the New Testament affirms that salvation is also for the Jews and homosexual conduct is one of the countless sins that is fully covered by divine grace that these are contrary to Christian doctrines.

    Obviously, some lunatic church may disagree, but then the Bible tell us to have no dealings with them.

    1. Re:How you can tell we aren't a "Christian nation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, since, you know, the whole thing is bullshit, that's probably a good indicator as well.

    2. Re:How you can tell we aren't a "Christian nation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God loves the sinners but hates their sins. Jesus died to change lives

    3. Re:How you can tell we aren't a "Christian nation" by Wovel · · Score: 1

      The only thing God hates are zealots speaking on his behalf.

      I like your analysis.

  34. Vultures by SpeZek · · Score: 1

    I've already had people on my facebook shilling quack cancer cures saying "If only...".

    The body doesn't have to be cold before the vultures swoop in.

  35. newsflash? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    He[sic] had a huge platform

    [sic]? Should Jobs not be referred to as a 'he'? Was Jobs a woman? What am I missing here?

    1. Re:newsflash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing. My bet is on the editor doesn't understand [sic]. ;)

    2. Re:newsflash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tweet was missing a space after the period of the previous sentence. I don't know if that warrants a [sic], but at least I've never impersonated an editor.

    3. Re:newsflash? by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      No space after the period (just a guess).

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      What?
    4. Re:newsflash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think it was to do with the positioning of the full stop

    5. Re:newsflash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was the fact that there was no space between the period and the he.

      ".He" is a typo that is acknowledged by the annotation of [sic]. I had to read it twice before I caught that's why they posted that.

    6. Re:newsflash? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure samzenpus was annoyed because Margie left out a space to make it fit on Twitter.

    7. Re:newsflash? by lytithwyn · · Score: 1

      I think it's the lack of a space (or two spaces if you want to be really correct) between the word "He" and the preceding period.

    8. Re:newsflash? by Arcady13 · · Score: 1

      You only use two spaces if you're using a typewriter. On a computer, you should never put two spaces between sentences, unless you are using a mono-spaced font.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentence_spacing

  36. How? by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

    To picket his funeral, they will need to find it. I can't imagine Jobs' family is going to have a large public affair. Would be very atypical of how he did things.

    1. Re:How? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I propose we give the Phelps family detailed directions on how to find the funeral.

      "Now, after you reach the edge of the Grand Canyon, turn right and drive 50 feet until you plummet to the bottom. Congratulations! You've reached your (final) destination!"

      Then again, this might not be fair to the Grand Canyon. Anyone know of any nearby active volcanoes?

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  37. Its not apple fans. its tech fans by ani23 · · Score: 1

    and we are creative. I am sure with enough brain power we will come up with a way to not get them attention but actually embarrass the shit outta em. not that they have any shame. Maybe a walled Garden around em? steve would'a loved it.

  38. Anger and hate makes people stupid by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall there were studies to this effect. But you know, any time people are emotionally charged, their rational minds are effectively blocked. And the longer your rational mind is blocked, the more it atrophies. The mind (the conscious and functioning pathways of the brain) are like ALL parts of the body.

    Bones, in zero gravity, lose strength. Muscles, when left unused, become weaker. The intellect of a person, when not being used, is left to wither.

    Anger, hate and even lust or love are emotions that will limit the amount of brain power you can put to use. And when people stop using that power, it becomes weaker. I think this should be self-evident to anyone who thinks about it... but that's something of a catch-22 isn't it?

    But this also makes me think of another thing -- the fictional character "Doctor House" said "Rational arguments don’t usually work on religious people. Otherwise there would be no religious people." Of course the meaning is "If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people" but that's not what was said. Still, it is all recognition that when emotion reigns in the brain, rational thought doesn't work as it should. And when unpracticed and unexercised, the ability to think deteriorates.

    1. Re:Anger and hate makes people stupid by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      ....even lust or love are emotions that will limit the amount of brain power you can put to use.

      Meh, brain power used without a love of something or someone is just wasted energy propping up nothing but intellectual masturbation. The smartest man may sacrifice love for "brain power," but it is the wiser man that sacrifices some, "brain power," for the things that he loves.

    2. Re:Anger and hate makes people stupid by erroneus · · Score: 1

      And yet, it is always a bad idea for a doctor to work on someone he knows and cares about personally.

  39. Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would Steve's family have a public funeral? Or even publicly acknowledge the date and time of the funeral? Westboro is going to have a hell of a time picketing a low-key, secret event that only a few close friends and relatives know about.

    1. Re:Good luck with that by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I was imagining a grand public funeral with legions of Apple fans in white and chrome robes lining the streets in a procession that could be seen from space. I bet Jobs has a casket design drawn up. You know he does.

      When the loonies show up the iFans would simply form a human blockade, standing with their ceremonial iSwords in front of them, forcing the loonies to protest in a tiny speck of an area that is nothing compared to the rest of the ceremony.

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  40. Don't Feed the Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Troll is gonna troll. Sorry, but not everybody gives a damn about YOUR god. Get a life you dumbfuck.

  41. God no glory? by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

    If he had mentioned their pathetic god, then they would have come out with the 3rd commandment - "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain"

  42. Via Twitter from iPhone by quatin · · Score: 1

    LOL. Will she display signs at the picket with her iPad?

  43. my 2 cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I can say to the Westboro Baptist Church is THINK DIFFERENT

  44. Steve Jobs was Buddist by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

    Jobs tried several eastern religions. I don't know if he practiced and worshiped Buddhism religiously, but he certainly advocated independent thinking as based on quotes like this. In my opinion, this philosophy served him well.

    "Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone elses life. Don't be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary"

    -Steve Jobs, Stanford Graduate Commencement address (2005-06-12)

    (Rest in peace Steve.)

    1. Re:Steve Jobs was Buddist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buddhist don't worship the Buddha. You know nothing about what Buddhism teaches. Learn to do a little research before posting so you don't sound so stupid.

  45. 142 characters? Someone can't count. by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

    Westboro will picket his funeral.He had a huge platform; gave God no glory & taught sin. MT @AP: Apple co-founder Steve Jobs has died at 56.

    140 characters exactly. Count them again.

    And what's with putting [sic] after "He"? Twitter updates are required to be grammatically correct now, including spaces where grammatically necessary?

    1. Re:142 characters? Someone can't count. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      The thing I noticed is that Margie Phelps used "MT" instead of "RT". Typically, one uses RT to "retweet" a message. That is, to send the same message to your own followers but attribute it to the person who originally tweeted it. (And, sometimes, to add your own comment on the original message.) Instead, she used MT which has no meaning in Twitter. Now, it could be just a weird typo, but checking her Twitter feed, she's used it repeatedly on many tweets.

      I guess learning how to use Twitter properly is the Devil's work also.

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    2. Re:142 characters? Someone can't count. by julesh · · Score: 1

      And what's with putting [sic] after "He"? Twitter updates are required to be grammatically correct now, including spaces where grammatically necessary?

      No, but Slashdot stories are, which is why the [sic] had to be added.

      Really. ...
      I'm serious. ...
      Honestly. ...
      *ROFLMAO*

  46. Foo (crazy fundamentalist) Fighters by ocean_soul · · Score: 1

    Maybe the Foo Fighters should come to the funeral too, then.

  47. More idiocy from the "religious" nutjobs by archlinuxftw · · Score: 1

    Hopefully Steve's funeral will be just as private as Bill Gate's wedding. These Westboro people are beyond the pale.

  48. But they HAVE to be given press by Shivetya · · Score: 2

    so the in crowd can head nod and act all smug with their belief that all Christians or people of faith are really like this. For no other reason is such a person newsworthy, it is very much like the bit on Scary Movie, The press only wanna interview the most ignorant person they find.

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    1. Re:But they HAVE to be given press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All Christians and people of faith *are* like this. It's just a matter of degree.

    2. Re:But they HAVE to be given press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christians DO act like this, and are required to. They are judgmental people by nature. In fact their religion is based on judgement. Think about that the next time you read your crazy Bible.

    3. Re:But they HAVE to be given press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all are like then but they use their "faith" as an excuse to insult and hate people.

      As a "true" Christian you have to believe all other non-Christians are going to hell unless you don't take the Bible literally then by Christian fundementalists' definition you aren't actually a Christian.

      You think people like hearing from someone who "knows" God how damned for eternity you are because you don't go to "church"?

      I've never met anyone as smug as a religious fundamentalist.

  49. Steve Jobs is God by Quick+Reply · · Score: 2

    You clearly misunderstand: God created iPhone, therefore Steve Jobs is God, and that means that they picketing God's funeral.

    1. Re:Steve Jobs is God by Raved+Thrad · · Score: 1

      I love how you managed to sneak a reference to Nietzshe in to an article about the Westboron Butthead "Church."

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  50. Oh dear, no by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2

    but the notion that we are inherently flawed and need the intercession of some invisible man in the sky goes all the way back to the book of Genesis

    It cannot go "all the way back" because in reality Genesis (from its first word in Hebrew, Bereshit) is one of the later books to be added to the canon. It is a convenient reference of creation myths of several Middle Eastern societies, put in by a society that really wasn't that interested in how things started. It was the Catholic Church first, and then the Protestants, that gave it an authority it did not have.

    That's why in the "real" Bible, all that original sin and guilt stuff is missing. David goes off and totals a load of Palestinians and they make him king. A couple of spies get into a city with the assistance of a kindly (if dim) prostitute, and nobody thinks to try to get her to mend her ways ("While we're putting this city to the sword, just have a read of this tract about raising fallen women"). The writer of Ecclesiastes is close to pessimistic atheism. Many of the people who get a good Press in the Bible are mass murderers (who had good scriptwriters.)

    I'm sorry, you cannot blame the Jews for the idiocies of Christians and Muslims. And Islam postdates the start of the Catholic Church. I, as a one time student of sociology of religion, put the blame squarely on the Romans, and the rules they invented to keep the Plebians under the thumb of the Patricians.

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    1. Re:Oh dear, no by querist · · Score: 1

      Citation needed for the bit about the book of Genesis. It's part of the Torah, the five books of Moses that are foundational to Judaism. I have no idea where you studied religion, but my recently-passed uncle, who was Jewish, would certainly have disagreed with your statement that it was the Catholic church that gave the book of Genesis its authority. He taught me enough about his beliefs for me to know that.

  51. God exists... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    and she gets really annoyed if she's called "it".

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    1. Re:God exists... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      And she's got slow cycles.

      Old testament == PMS.

      New testament == ovulating.

      Count the years, then keep your head down and don't piss her off.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  52. Christian nutcases vs. Apple nutcases by Quick+Reply · · Score: 1

    3... 2... 1... FIGHT

  53. Please do NOT feed the trolls by Pop69 · · Score: 1

    It only encourages them. Let them wither and die in obscurity.

  54. Die by the very weapons you adore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone remembers the Retros of Wing Commander Privateer? - "Die by the very weapons you adore!"

  55. Well, it wasn't actually by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    It depends which Jesus. The one who said he came, not to bring peace but a sword, or the one who apparently delivered the Sermon on the Mount.

    However, without getting into serious Biblical criticism, Jesus did say one thing which turned out to be 100% accurate. He said he would be followed by false prophets who would claim that they had the true story. And that pretty much sums up the history of Western civilisation with the exception of the Unitarians, the Quakers and a few other sects who don't pretend to have a revelation.

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    From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
    1. Re:Well, it wasn't actually by gtall · · Score: 1

      "He said he would be followed by false prophets who would claim that they had the true story."

      Anyone can say that they'd be followed by false prophets and be truthful. Hell, even Mohammed said he'd be the last prophet. Bit of narcissistic mindset that.

  56. Open letter to the Westboro Baptist Church by Troy+Baer · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I have to ask: Which part of "Love your neighbor as yourself" was unclear?

    Yes, the U.S. Constitution says you're allowed to do your picketing. However, it doesn't require me to listen to you, or see you as anything other than a bunch of sad, deluded, hate-filled little nut-bars.

    --
    "My life's work has been to prompt others... and be forgotten." --Cyrano de Bergerac
    1. Re:Open letter to the Westboro Baptist Church by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Love thy neighbour- but you're supposed to hate your family:

       

      If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

      Luke 14:26

      Perhaps Jobs has family in the Westboro baptist church.

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      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
  57. Someday, someone from WeBo will die... by sgauss · · Score: 1

    and we should all go picket their funeral. I'm so tired of these guys, who obviously are ignoring some of the most admirable lessons from the New Testament.

    1. Re:Someday, someone from WeBo will die... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Fred Phelps will be turning 82 this year. He likely doesn't have much longer to go. What will be interesting is, after he passes away, will the WBC disintegrate or will one of the other family members step up and be the center?

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    2. Re:Someday, someone from WeBo will die... by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      The fucking tragedy. Steve Jobs dies at 56 and Phelps is 82 and fuckers like that live for-fucking-ever.

  58. Fred Phelps' Son On Child Abuse on CNN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9_GfVhUZQ

  59. "Freedom from Porn" by kevinpacheco · · Score: 1

    How soon they forget. http://gawker.com/5539717/

  60. Phelps Clan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can't imagine what kind of problem a group of bong-hitting olympic atheletes would have with Steve Jobs...

    Perhaps this image will help to prove my point.

  61. symbolism of jobs dying in America by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    As Jobs died in America and there were protests at the wall at his funeral, jobs died in America and there were protests at the Wall street at that funeral.

    I was thinking something in terms of these lines, but couldn't put my finger on it. Probably because there were no buttons left to push.

  62. Freedom of whack job is a constitutional right by cod3r_ · · Score: 1

    They are whack jobs but the constitution protects this..

  63. Pictures speak 1000 words... by Frizille · · Score: 1

    Just whipped this up...

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/frizille/6217286495/in/photostream

  64. Of course they did. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    Think about it for a moment, the goal of these loonies is to get as much attention as possible.
    What better way to do that than by making that tweet with an iphone?

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  65. Might I suggest that Ms Margie Phelps.. by Paracelcus · · Score: 0

    Get a dickcheese facial from a transsexual street walker, then picket the funeral of the whakjob, lunatic, nutcult "church" that she represents!

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  66. Ugly Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    White trash like these people are the reason that the "ugly American" label exists in other countries. Can we please have them all neutered?

  67. Slashdot has been trolled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would think people running a site that is well known for the trolling would know a troll, but this article proves even slashdot can be trolled. Not even a classic goatse post would be as good a troll as the Phelps clan.

  68. Taught sin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're attacking the character of the one leader in the tech industry that was trying to "protect us from porn"?

  69. Meme time by otaku244 · · Score: 1

    ...that God has a sense of humor and that truth is always stranger than fiction.

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  70. Speaking Ill of the Dead by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Being raised in a Baptist home, I'm at a loss to understand Margie Phelps's public activities. Throwing a Bible, or the Declaration of Independence, or the Bill of Rights, or an American flag in someones face is not why these objects were created.

    1. Re:Speaking Ill of the Dead by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      But let's be practical here. Of those objects listed, The Bible is by far the most effective object to bludgeon someone's face with.

  71. Please stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop giving these folks a wider platform by relaying their attention grasping behavior. As a Christian, I find their activity to be annoying and even defamatory. They are a side-show carnival act (no disrespect to the bearded ladies and highly skilled knife throwing blind folks) that brings discredit to Christians, the Baptist faith and America in general. Relaying their cries for attention demeans us all.

  72. great news! by onyxruby · · Score: 1

    Apple fanatic trumps westboro fanatic. Perhaps the idiots from westboro will finally meet their fanatical match and go home with their tale between their legs?

  73. Kinda OT by beschra · · Score: 1

    Why the "[sic]" in the post?

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    1. Re:Kinda OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Only a slashdot editor would consider capitalizing the first letter of the first word of a new sentence to be a grammar mistake.

    2. Re:Kinda OT by Kredal · · Score: 1

      No period between the sentences... that's what is being [sic]'d out.

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  74. So Westboro confirms Steve Jobs is God by Quila · · Score: 1

    Although Jobs had help from Archangel Jony.

  75. We need to take another step BEYOND WBC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of people think the WBC picketing gets pretty extreme, we need to take it once step further and show just how ridiculous all the picketing is:

    Let's picket the picketers. Show up in a group next to WBC and make a march line with signs and just march around their group holding anti WBC signs or something, like lines from the Bible saying how humans shall not judge, only God can, or something.

    1. Re:We need to take another step BEYOND WBC. by Rogue+Haggis+Landing · · Score: 1

      Let's picket the picketers. Show up in a group next to WBC and make a march line with signs and just march around their group holding anti WBC signs or something, like lines from the Bible saying how humans shall not judge, only God can, or something.

      Picketing isn't right. They're ridiculous, so you should do something equally ridiculous in response. I've long had a desire to start a marimba band to follow the Phelpses around and put on a show whenever they picket something. The band would be half men and half women, two marimba players and four dancers with maracas. Everyone would wear dark pinstriped suits with fedoras, dark glasses, and mustaches (especially the women -- the Phelpses cry out for mustachioed women). I would demand that the band perform in high seriousness, very straight faces, because this is the marimba and the marimba is too damned important to screw around with. I imagine some very elaborate choreography by the dancers, flash stuff that will wow all of the onlookers, really stick in the memory, so that years from now whenever the name "Fred Phelps" comes up people will instantly think, "MARIMBA PARTY!"

      Of course, an even better tactic would be to ignore the idiots and throw a marimba party somewhere else.

  76. Homosexuality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  77. "I'm sorry to say ... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

    ...that the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself" Now I want to be clear that I'm not in any way advocating or calling for any violent behavior. I'm simply asking a question. Back in the 60's and 70's people used to get assassinated all the time. People would put a bullet in you for being President if they didn't like something you did or publishing Hustler magazine. They'd shoot you for trying to end segregation or just for walking down the road if you were the wrong color. I'm not talking about common murders. Those still take place with alarming regularity. I'm talking about your outraged nut-bar going off after some public figure who's made him angry and filling him full of lead. I'm not saying anyone should do this to the freaks at Westboro. I'm saying that I'm surprised that nobody has done this yet. And ok, I'm also saying I'd go to that funeral protest in a heartbeat.

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  78. Take a page from G7 by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    You want to piss off these nutters? Send them to a "Free Speech Zone" two or three miles from the actual funeral. There's plenty of precedent for that, and while they're making a stink that'll be completely ignored, they won't be pissing off normal people.

    Do it under the guise of "keeping peace in the community" or some bullshit.

  79. defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    im pretty sure if they picket apples loyal fans will murder them... i sure hope they do

  80. inbred Phelpses: iCrap by swschrad · · Score: 1

    the only part of the Bible they keep going back to is Noah getting off the boat, planting grapes, and jumping his three daughters. if they were true Christians, they would pray for Jobs' Buddhist soul, remind themselves that he's getting another life on earth and not in heaven, and move on. they're just Khardasians with no PR agent.

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  81. Got to love answers like that. by khasim · · Score: 1

    So was it HUMANS or GOD doing the molestation?

    So, in your mind, God manifests in the current world and rapes children? Seriously?

    And you're okay with that?

    Last I recall, ALL religion can be summarized:

    And yet, strangely enough, WBC does not appear to share that view. Hence the picketing of Jobs' funeral.

    The point of the post SEEMS to be that if God is capable of preventing a child from being raped (an act which we can all agree qualifies as "evil") but does NOT prevent that, then God is also "evil".

    1. Re:Got to love answers like that. by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      So, in your mind, God manifests in the current world and rapes children? Seriously?

      Not that far of a stretch. Grecian pagan fundamentalists probably still believe Zeus manifests himself on Earth to rape people, though, He seems to prefer taking forms like rams and rain clouds rather than men. Ah well, if you're going for God-rape, why not throw in some beastiality with it as well, eh?

      For what it's worth, I do know at least one person to calls themselves a Hellenistic Priestess and actually worships the ancient Greek pantheon of gods, so they do exist. :D

  82. Engineering Solution by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

    Have the local sheriff designate a special area for this picket - somewhere highly visible. At that place, hide a conductive mat. In a nearby tree or something, hide the corresponding electrode. Apply sufficient voltage between electrodes. Bam - divine bolt of lightning perfectly delivered. For extra points, let a note drop down from the tree reading: "I don't need you to tell me how to do my job, thank you."

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  83. Idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone should talk them into picketing scientology. Given their track record, problem solved.

  84. Bring It On, Assholes by Bemopolis · · Score: 2

    Considering their attention-whoring targets are the likes of military funerals and Mr. Rogers, it would be a fucking honor to have made these douchebags' lives miserable enough to justify them picketing my funeral. Sic semper cuntannis.

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    1. Re:Bring It On, Assholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering their attention-whoring targets are the likes of military funerals and Mr. Rogers, it would be a fucking honor to have made these douchebags' lives miserable enough to justify them picketing my funeral. Sic semper cuntannis.

      Yeah. I was wondering what is the easiest thing I could do to get them to picket my funeral. I was thinking maybe making a press release daring them to picket my funeral and stating that God would punish them if they do.

    2. Re:Bring It On, Assholes by querist · · Score: 1

      You have got to be kidding me. They protested Fred Rogers?!? That is going way too far! They protest people who gave their lives for their country, and they protest Fred Rogers? I agree - being deemed picket-worthy by these gits would be an honour as I would be counted among such great people as Fred Rogers and the heroes who gave their lives for this country. I'm sorry. I grew up watching Mr. Rogers back in the late 60s and early 70s. That was one man whose heart was clearly and undeniably in the right place and who gave it all in his own special way. My kids watched him, too. RIP, Mr. Rogers.

    3. Re:Bring It On, Assholes by Reasonable+Facsimile · · Score: 1

      God Hates Attention-Seeking Idiots --appropriate counter-WBC sign

    4. Re:Bring It On, Assholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you gotta let it roll off of your shoulders. IN VINO VERITAS, only good at night. IN AQUA SANITAS, well... That's my saviour in the morning.

  85. There halfway right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No he didn't give God the glory. But either are they when they say things like this. Just like Steve we all have times when we don't give God the glory. That's why He offers forgiveness through Jesus. They need to forgive and forget.

  86. An honor by J'raxis · · Score: 1

    I would consider it an honor to be picketed by these people. If they're angry, you're probably doing something right.

    1. Re:An honor by JasoninKS · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. The bigger stink they make, the better a person you probably were. On the other hand, they're not so much "angry" at most of the deceased they protest, they just love the attention they get. Frankly I'm surprised by two things: First, someone hasn't shot one of these idiots by now. Second, they haven't been investigated for tax fraud. After all, they run their law firm inside their "church".

    2. Re:An honor by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Can't really say I'd wish either on them.

      These people are miserable, and a bunch of assholes, but everything they do is legitimately covered by freedom of speech or religion.

  87. To me it says something different. by khasim · · Score: 1

    This sounds clever, but all the argument really says is "I don't like the way God does things."

    To me it is more evidence for the non-divine origin of that PARTICULAR religion.

    It makes sense if you think back 3,000+ years when the world was divided into "them" and "us" and it was easy to tell the beliefs of "them" from the beliefs of "us".

    And "them" had always been "them" from the time of your father and his father and his father's father.

    When your view of the world was limited by what you could see from the highest hill in the area.

    Where one bad year could mean death for all of "us" and triumph for "them".

  88. Not Very Christian by Blackjack+Joe · · Score: 1

    The picketing of funerals strikes me as not something Jesus would have condoned. Jesus was about love, not hate.

    These people are twisting the Bible and the word of Jesus to push an agenda of bigotry and hate.

  89. Jobs hath forsaken them by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    Oh Great Spaghetti Monster.

    Smite the infidels! Turn their iPhones into Nokia phones running Symbian!

    Too merciful. Let them lug Motorola DynaTAC phones with the "fast" charger and a bunch of spare batteries.

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  90. They need something.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not a violent person nor do I condone in general that anybody should be physically harmed in any way.

    That said, I think these people really just need a good ass kicking to send them home crying. Jesus needs to come here today and just kick the sh!t out of them and tell them to just stop being assh*les already and learn to love people.

    Enough is enough already.

  91. We just need another approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There needs to be a law or constitutional amendment to make it illegal to picket at or near funerals. Period. For any reason. The people who complain will be those who wanted attention or wanted to spread hate, and the people who approve will be those who are sick of these stories and want peace when saying goodbye to a departed one. Plus there's a hundred other places they could picket at, just not at the place that would be the most insulting. I fail to see how it can't not be passed.

  92. Phelps is advocating SIN. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not an Apple user myself, nor do I care for my Catholic upbringing.
    This "Phelps" group is actively tarnishing the name of dead man before he's even been buried.

    This disgusts me. So lets make something perfectly clear:
    According to their own doctrine:
    HER PRIDE in this action IS A SIN
    HER ENVY of Steve Jobs IS A SIN
    HER WRATH (and anger) IS A SIN
    THEIR LUST for attention IS A SIN

  93. MT means "modified tweet" by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

    http://stwem.com/2011/06/16/what-does-mt-mean-on-twitter/

    http://twitter.com/#!/AP/status/121732977523826689

    Apple says the company's co-founder, Steve Jobs, has died. He was 56: http://apne.ws/lCbPzP -MS

    =>

    Apple co-founder Steve Jobs has died at 56.

    1. Re:MT means "modified tweet" by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Ah. I've been on Twitter quite awhile and have never seen that. I guess it's a rarely used abbreviation. Usually if I want to add my own content to a RT, I'll keep the original tweet in it's entirety (or as much as possible) and add " => My comment here" to visually separate the two. I've seen a lot of other users do similar things.

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  94. Sad. by spicyed · · Score: 1

    I can't believe anyone supports the WBC. I can't wait to picket this c**t's funeral.

  95. So what? by jbarr · · Score: 1

    Do Westboro's actions in any way diminish the innovation that Steve Jobs contributed to the technology industry?

    Any answer other than "No!" should be considered very naive.

    Let Westboro have their day of protest--which will be very short-lived. Conversely, Steve Job's legacy will live on far longer than theirs ever will.

    Besides, it is their Constitutional right to protest, just as it is mine to disagree with them.

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  96. Stop giving them attention! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, can we stop referring to this stupid "church"? Let them do what they want, and stop giving them the attention they so desperately want.

  97. One of these days by wganz · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting on the WBC to have that 'grassy knoll' moment.

  98. Everyone knows WBC is fake, right? by xyourfacekillerx · · Score: 1

    I mean, they're "deep cover" liberals. I thought we knew that by now? And this just proves they're fake. If they so abhorred Steve Jobs, they certainly wouldn't support products and services associated with him. That's how I operate, and I assume that's how the rest of you operate, especially the anti-gates crowd around here won't touch a thing MS has had a hand in creating. You know what it's like to shun a company and therefore shun its products, good or bad. WBC... They're just making a mockery of Christianity and/or conservatives, with pretense and false extremism, and now it backfired a little bit. At least slashdotters ought to know whatever they're doing has no resemblance to right wing/Christianity... right?

    1. Re:Everyone knows WBC is fake, right? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no, it's not. I've read their forumes.

      it's not a plot or conspiracy, it's Cognitive dissonance.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance look under variants.

      Interesting you seem to think it's some liberal plot. It's not pretense of false extremism. But hey, any excuse to blame anything on your preconceived idiotic notion, huh?

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  99. Re:Mod parent... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    +1 Frightening

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  100. Isaac Asimov by geekoid · · Score: 2

    “If I am right, then (religious fundamentalists) will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If they are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites.”
      Isaac Asimov

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    1. Re: Isaac Asimov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless they acknowledge that they are hypocrites, hypocrite.
      - hypocrite

  101. Too soon by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

    The Santa Clara sheriff department shot and killed the guy that shot up the quarry in Cupertino yesterday. Couldn't they wait until he had shot the Westboro people too?

    ...what, do you think I'm joking?

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  102. Publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, now I can understand WBC having a semi-legitimate reason to picket soldiers funerals (as horrible as it is), but Steve Jobs' funeral? What would they be trying to prove other than to get publicity because it'll be highly publicized?
    Heck, they'd picket Phelps' own funeral when he died if it got them a lot of press.

  103. Reminds me... by Sentrion · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of protests against the local police force for racism, profiling, etc. then demanding police protection when a bunch of rednecks come around to rough them up.

  104. Another drama whoring fundamentalist wacko by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    WTF? People should have a right to a decent, respectful funeral that's free from reality-tv-type BS. I don't particularly care for Apple (or Michael Jackson for that matter) but can't these nutcases find some other way to gain media attention for their "message"?

    Celebrities have relatives too and I doubt being famous makes the grieving process any less painful. Dig deep and find some humanity or at the very least go buy a billboard if you have something to say.

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  105. These people are NOT Christian... by thejuggler · · Score: 1

    The Westboro Baptist Church is not Catholic, or Christian. They are a Cult that claims to be Christian. The reality is they are pretty much a single (maybe inbred) family that calls themselves a church.

    I am a Christian Biker Geek
    This means I am Christian first and an avid motorcyclist and a programmer and systems administrator. I also ride with the Patriot Guard http://www.patriotguard.org/ [patriotguard.org] to help shield families of our fallen heros from these despicable people of this so-called church.

    Please do not confuse these people for actual Christians.

    1. Re:These people are NOT Christian... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Christians make it way too easy to confuse these guys for Christians.

    2. Re:These people are NOT Christian... by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Some do, but it is usually not accurate to judge a group by its fanatics. A lot of prominent Christians have denounced these lunatics.

      I am not a Christian, but I was born Catholic.

    3. Re:These people are NOT Christian... by JasoninKS · · Score: 1

      And as a member of the Sons of the American Legion, thank you for your service in the Patriot Guard.

  106. If I was invited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd shove that picket so far up he arse she could pick her crooked teeth with the end. I have no idea where these Fr!ken people get off pushing there phone religion on anyone else. Their whole church is a bunch of inbreed idiots that "follow" their father/Grandfather/Uncle/Husband/sex partner, who thinks he's a profit...

    Some Gang in California should spray them down in a drive by and we can see who pickets their funeral....

  107. Oh yeah! by khasim · · Score: 1

    Not that far of a stretch.

    I'll disagree with that portion. But for right now ...

    Grecian pagan fundamentalists probably still believe Zeus manifests himself on Earth to rape people, though, He seems to prefer taking forms like rams and rain clouds rather than men. Ah well, if you're going for God-rape, why not throw in some beastiality with it as well, eh?

    That's because the Greek / Roman / Norse / etc Gods never claimed to be the Ultimate Good (nor did their followers claim that).

    The Gods did whatever the Gods wanted to because they had the power to do it and they got bored / horny / pissed / whatever. That was easy to understand.

    Which is the major problem between certain monotheistic religions and religions based around a pantheon. If you have ONE God, that God has to be responsible for everything that happens. Even if it seems cruel or meaningless.

    With a pantheon, it's easy to blame a different God for whatever happened. Maybe it was a Godly turf war. Maybe God A pissed off God B so God B decided to take it out on God A's worshipers. Maybe God A needed some help with celestial paperwork so God A collected some worshipers early. Maybe God A lost a bet with God B. So many options.

    And none of those make sense when you have a single God who is eternal, omnipotent and omniscient.

  108. Two words for you: FREE WILL by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    GOD could have Zotted Adam and Eve as soon as they ate The Apple but HE decided to let everything play out.

    Heck he could have nuked MorningStar when he revolted (and decided to "surplus" all of the angels that switched sides).

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  109. As a Veteran by hovelander · · Score: 1

    As a Vet myself, the Westies went over the line with the "innovation" of protesting Combat Casualties' funerals. Way, WAY over the line by trodding on the, (usually poor as in financial), very people who literally put their lives into a Meat Lottery and Lost, for the sake of their Country. Where are the distantly placed "Free Speech Zones" when it comes to a young Vet's funeral? Oh, the many levels of irony...

    Now they are going to possibly make a splash by protesting a wealthy man's funeral who did not give his platform over wholly to their chosen godhead. Bet there will be some kind of intervention to get them to stop, or have a conveniently located (5 miles away) Free Speech Zone, so as not to disturb the funeral.

    Guess I'm a little too enraged to even make a point here other than this:

    Stupid and Proud can only get you so far. And when you get there you blow your stupid up and get it spread far and wide.

    Tea Anyone?

  110. It's not a cult it's a business. by tempest69 · · Score: 1

    http://kanewj.com/wbc/ I really wish they had to pay taxes as a business.

  111. If these people picket your funeral... by unimacs · · Score: 1

    You must have done something right.

  112. Thankful for W.B.C., Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect that these people do such an effective job driving people away from hateful conservative religious thinking, that I've wondered about their real motives. Sometimes, it's just easier to be a bad example.

  113. What's more depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That she tweeted this,

    Or people are subscribed to her twitter feed?

  114. Who knew? by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

    Phelps Clan Tweets Intent To Picket Jobs Funeral Via iPhone 396

    There's an app for that: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0292625/

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  115. The most hilarious response by Quila · · Score: 1

    A while back someone slashed the tires on their bus, and not one auto shop or towing service in town was willing to help them.

  116. Simplicity and Elegence by Passing+Through · · Score: 1

    For the funeral, let the WBC protest, it is their right. At the funeral, let the legion in attendance link arms in solidarity, it is their right too. If the WBC attempt to break the chain and get through, that can be grounds for assault and they can be arrested. If the human chain is organized enough, they could be wrangled into the shape of an apple. Simple and Elegant

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  117. That makes no sense. by khasim · · Score: 1

    No, because we can only evaluate something as "good" or "evil" within the context of all of its dependencies--of which the implications of eliminating free will in this case would have to be included when stipulating God can and should do something about it.

    So it is questionable whether raping a child is a "good" act or an "evil" act?

    And what does that have to do with free will? There are LOTS of acts that will result in pain/death in the world right now. Adding "raping a child" to the list would certainly seem to be within the ability of an omnipotent/omniscient God.

    One of which being, for a consequence you might find personally more relevant, to eliminate evolution.

    Again, there are LOTS of acts that will result in pain/death in the world right now. If we evolved (which I believe we did) then evolution has nothing to do with this discussion.

    There are whole species which I do not believe would ever be able to form the CONCEPT of raping a child (should they evolve intelligence). Fish for example. Kind of hard to rape a child when the "sex" process takes place external to the female and male.

    1. Re:That makes no sense. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      There are lots of such acts, and you've move from one to another in your argument, the most rhetorically-effective to the most commonplace, if and when one or the next one were addressed in its particulars. There are absolutely no events that could not be framed as "evil" in some respect, as long as we drop context and drop the -necessary- implications of withdrawing -necessary- components to the overall evaluation.

      Are zero-gas, free-energy flying cars better than the one I have? Well, sure, except zero-gas, free-energy flying cars don't exist. Therefore, I wouldn't be ready to stipulate that the pollution and risk to human health of buying gas is "evil" in -possible worlds-.

      Similarly, the issue isn't this particular case, neither to me nor to you, except for what this issue buys you for rhetorical argument, for emotional argument rather than rational argument. The issue is the elimination of all such cases of any morally questionable nature of any degree whatsoever (because, I'm fully aware you'd not be satisfied until naming all of them, were they all sequentially individually intervened on by God, down to unpaid parking tickets)--at the cost of eliminating the capacity for humans to do such things, that is, eliminating their free will.

      As a net question, to answer, I would consider such an act "evil", the elimination of all cases of such to be more "evil", and hence a net loss to "the good", which, is a spectrum, not a particular absolute point of unalloyed, in-every-conceivable-way "good".

      As for evolution having nothing to do with this discussion, that makes literally no sense. We simply would not exist without hundreds of thousands of years biological change driven by a bloodbath of anarchy. To eliminate the class of instances such as you speak of, and morally-equivalent outright killings, we'd have to eliminate ourselves as an outcome of that process. Or, did you just care about this -one- morally-problematic occurrence, as you see it as furthering your argument?

      I suppose, with regard to the last, you could argue that God could address it by turning us all into fish. Well, aside from the potential theological implications of "fish" in this context, you should probably clarify your stance on this before I proceed with my side of the argument...

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  118. Dear Phelps family: by torgis · · Score: 1

    Please die screaming. kthx.

  119. crazy b**** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is all

  120. Only if you agree with them. by khasim · · Score: 1

    I envy the Mormon church, not for their horrible history or laughable theology, but for the community and real ethical teachings.

    Didn't they dump a bunch of money into California in an attempt to stop "gay marriage" from becoming legal there?

    I guess it depends upon whether you agree with their "ethical teaching" or not.

    No atheist is part of a community so focused on being a good person and striving for the good life.

    Again, it depends upon what you believe.

    The exact same thing can be said about Scientologists. Unless you don't agree with them in which case they're a "cult".

    The problem with finding an atheist organization like that is that atheists don't normally go door-to-door telling you how much they'd like to help you "save" yourself.

    Any non-religious organization will, usually, have religious members. So they cannot be labeled "atheist". Such as the library.

    The closest you could probably get would be non-theistic models such as Taoism or Buddhism or such. But again, they don't tend to go door-to-door so you probably haven't had much experience with them.

  121. Worshipping God wouldn't have helped Steve by Quila · · Score: 1

    The Westboro crazies think everybody but them is going to the Christian Hell. You have to believe in their very specific definition of the Christian God to get to Heaven. I think ol' Fred even has his own addendum to the Bible that you need to follow.

  122. You are not Christian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not christian; however, I can objectively evaluate different christian groups. Phelp's group in many ways is better at adhering to the Bible than other Christians; their messaging is intentionally shocking and extreme but it is not inaccurate and it is not warped to the point of being labeled a cult. They don't argue the world is flat, so they ignore the bible on some points but on others they follow it and you do not. Such as their anti gay positions; which are correct although sometimes they preach a bit extreme it probably has biblical justification... After all, they do not stone the evil doers (gay, bad children,etc) which the Bible prescribes.

    The Bible is such a huge mess of contradictions its silly to even say you believe in it as there is so little in there left over after you remove the illogical and superstitious ignorance. Jesus one could say undoes all the sick twisted Bible teachings with his hippie liberalism - so you let gay people alone; however, you will still go to hell if you are gay unless you are sorry for being gay etc. that whole forgiveness thing -- unless you doubt the trinity in which case there is no going back, no exceptions, you are hell bound forever.

  123. Get there first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always ask myself this when I see these lunatics at work... But what happens if we get there /first/, and hold such a big counter-protest that there's no /room/ for Phelps and Co?

  124. That makes even less sense. by khasim · · Score: 1

    There are lots of such acts, and you've move from one to another in your argument, the most rhetorically-effective to the most commonplace, if and when one or the next one were addressed in its particulars.

    No I did not. I stayed with raping a child.

    There are absolutely no events that could not be framed as "evil" in some respect, as long as we drop context and drop the -necessary- implications of withdrawing -necessary- components to the overall evaluation.

    So you presume that there are some circumstance under which raping a child would be considered "good" (or at least not "evil").

    Looks like you've just lost this discussion.

    But please, enlighten me with an example of when raping a child would be "good" thing to do.

    1. Re:That makes even less sense. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Right, you so far have stayed with it because it is rhetorically effective, when the question of principle is across the broader range of such harmful events.

      And no, i directly said i would consider it "evil", along with the remainder of what I said about it, that being what I actually said, and that being accurate.

      To be clear, though, the OP argument is based on events that are "evil", not your false-dichotomy notion that the alternatives are "absolute evil" and "absolute good". Even if I hadn't said "evil", even though I directly did, I still therefore would not be saying the event is "good".

      Let's try another round on seeing if you can get to the point of basic intellectual honesty here, though, and define your terms this time. Just for curiosity.

      What, specifically, is the age of the entity you're describing hypothetically, and are that entity, and the other aggressor entity, both mammals?

      Specific answers to the exact, specific words I actually, in reality, used, please.

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  125. Free Speech Zone would be PERFECT. by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Because they would have to sit out in the zone, or sue to block it...

    I for one would be happy if Free Speech Zones were found unconstitutional, or WBC was neutered, so some good would come out of it.

  126. tweeted with iPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a little ironic.

  127. In Soviet Russia by Roachie · · Score: 1

    Clan pickets FOR jobs!

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  128. Rev. Phelps's Funeral by dohnut · · Score: 1

    I can't wait until Rev. Phelps dies. Hopefully his funeral will be the party all others will eventually be judged by. I hope it's like Mardi Gras, the NYC gay pride march and burning man rolled into one. I've already got vacation and airfare set aside for it.

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    1. Re:Rev. Phelps's Funeral by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      I'd dress in drag. I'd plan a road trip of riotous living. Haha.

      Problem is, it'll just end up giving them more attention and feed into their "persecution proves us right" mentality. I have an insane aunt like this and it's completely irrational to deal with.

  129. What a send off! by Genda · · Score: 1

    Wow Steve, bravo, what a heroes send off. I'm still half waiting for the burning boat Viking King thing.

    Oh, and as if to put that final stroke on a masterpiece, as you pass through the pearly gates, a band of knuckle draggers and mouth breathers thump their chests and grunt loudly to voice their proto-simian displeasure at your having been a more evolved being! Epic dude, such pageant, such grandeur, truly it touches me deeply to see a man who had his hands all over the last century, leave us with grace and an outstretched hand pointing the way for this century.

  130. awesome by Wingfat · · Score: 1

    that is prefect. but she missed a few things. Steve didnt teach sin... which was one of my main problems with him. He locked up that lame POS iPhone/Pod so much that you couldnt get good p0rn from flash sites. locked them down so it was hard to root them and make the device do what YOU want and what IT was able to do, but locked down from doing. I'll be protesting him for the next ten years or till someone remebers Dr Cooper...

  131. Practicing Patriotism by dbkluck · · Score: 1

    I, for one, am pleased with the opportunity to practice my patriotism by ignoring speech I don't like. I need truly vile abuses of the freedom of speech like this every now and again to test my skills at suppressing the natural urge to find some way to silence them.

  132. Total F*ckwit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She and her whole clan of mouth breathers should have been drowned at birth.

    Maybe it's time for the rest of the planet to land on Westboro's doorstep and let
    them know how much their hypocritical, fundie, cranially/rectally inverted, lame,
    obnoxious, tedious tripe is appreciated.

  133. I love these threads. by khasim · · Score: 1

    It gives me a chance to demonstrate the flaws in religions such as yours.

    To be clear, though, the OP argument is based on events that are "evil", not your false-dichotomy notion that the alternatives are "absolute evil" and "absolute good". Even if I hadn't said "evil", even though I directly did, I still therefore would not be saying the event is "good".

    That doesn't matter. Show a scenario where raping a child is not "evil".

    If you cannot do that then you have failed to demonstrate your point or counter mine.

    Let's try another round on seeing if you can get to the point of basic intellectual honesty here, though, and define your terms this time. Just for curiosity.

    What, specifically, is the age of the entity you're describing hypothetically, and are that entity, and the other aggressor entity, both mammals?

    Looks like you lose again.

    "Rape of a child" ... and not only have you failed to provide a single scenario where it isn't "evil" but now you're asking if they're both mammals.

    You make it too easy.

    I'll make it simple for you, again.
    In what scenario would raping a child not be "evil"?

    1. Re:I love these threads. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, evade.

      If I'm going to be requested to offer an opinion, you need to define the context clearly, rather that simply presume correctness.

      Why you think I've "lost" when I already stated my opinion that the scenario would be "evil" (in the sense such has meaning, as I described) is beyond me, but since you clearly lack seriousness in addressing the topic in the most pithy, clearly-manipulative, rhetorical way, I'll have to leave it at that.

      Good luck continuing to assume your opposition's defensible stances (from their worldview) that happen correspond in their conclusions (validly for them) to ones you deny a basis for from your stance (and therefore you hold them invalidly), though... mammal.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  134. Trolls, but not Vexatious Litigants by billstewart · · Score: 1

    The Phelps gang aren't like patent trolls or crazed birthers suing the Federal government to release the evidence that Obama was an illegal immigrant space alien. When they sue, it's because they've got reasonably legitimate cases against people or governments who have enough money that there's a good chance of collecting it. They do their trolling outside of court, loudly and persistently enough that people attack them or governments illegally restrict their speech, and then they sue and usually win, because they usually only sue when they've got a solid case.

    From a legal perspective, the technical term for what they are is assholes, and it's not the government's business to stop people from being assholes, and it is the government's business to keep people from punching them out.

    From a religious perspective, the technical term for them is sinners, and they refuse to repent, and in many religious traditions the proper response to that is to shun them. If the news media would follow that advice, maybe they'd go away.

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  135. Parasites by VJmes · · Score: 1

    Parasites can use Twitter now?

  136. I bet you cry about JK Flipflops and Transformers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All good things come from Heaven, not God.

    If man is created in the image of God, then that makes man an illusion of measurement of present facts
    and not a stone-cold rendition of form but ever changing.

    iPhones were needed more to wade through Hell on Earth, not Heaven, because Hell is what man makes for himself while Heaven is a retirement home that I might never want to see, yet then why not continue working with Godhood through my lordship? I don't want to retire.

  137. Is that the best you have? by khasim · · Score: 1

    Okay, evade.

    If I'm going to be requested to offer an opinion, you need to define the context clearly, rather that simply presume correctness.

    I ask you to give me a scenario where raping a child is not "evil" and you ask if they're both mammals.

    And now you want to claim that I'm the one evading anything?

    So I'll ask again. Under what scenario would raping a child NOT be "evil"?

    If you cannot answer that then you cannot support your position. And that supports my position.

    Good luck continuing to assume your opposition's defensible stances (from their worldview) that happen correspond in their conclusions (validly for them) to ones you deny a basis for from your stance (and therefore you hold them invalidly), though... mammal.

    That's exactly what I expected from a believer. It makes sense in your head, where no one else can question your "logic". But when you try to use it to answer basic questions ... you really have to ask if raping a child involves two mammals.

    1. Re:Is that the best you have? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, I guess I've been insufficiently clear. I propose, and would need evidence to suggest otherwise, that you have no definition to present for your use of "evil", and per your metaphysical system, the term would be meaningless and unsupportable.

      In that respect, there is no difference between what you are asking me and "Give me an instance where rape would be grmuphcag." Your term, as you present it, has neither any meaning or any logical weight or justification behind it, merely your feelings and whatever you can conceptually parasite off of -my- worldview to ascribe meaning to the letters e-v-i-l. I propose you have absolutely no meaning appropriately ascribable to the word, and therefore no meaning to your question, that is in any way derivable from, supported by conceptually, or in any way enforcing with respect to it, is present anywhere within anything you can validly reference.

      Since you are posing the question, step one to answer it is, quite simply, that you define your terms, as it is unanswerable as given. The only thing I can do is apply -my- meaning to the term "evil" as you have offered none, and i propose -can- offer none. Substituting my meaning for what is your responsibility to define, does not move us forward to resolving anything but determining that you're mildly clever at conceptually parasiting off of others' worldviews for issues your own ability, and content derivable from -your stance-, is a complete void.

      Again, I want to neither answer the question "Is rape sdurgak?", or "Is rape always evil, using your meaning of evil as stipulated as correct while I assert it's wrong, in lieu of me actually presenting any meaning at all". I'd prefer the effort to be theoretically valuable.

      And yes, part of the question comes down to your definition of the parties involved, definitionally. To answer your question in its totality, I need to know if you can differentiate this case from similar interaction between humans and animals per se--that is, that you have some attribute you can point to that, from your perspective, is merely a different configuration of DNA that, mysteriously, in one case confers great moral import to.

      I submit you have no such differentiator you can name, and so, to answer your question thoroughly, I need to know how you are using terms from -your- worldview, not yours-when-it's-to-your-advantage, mine-when-it's-to-your-advantage. Your terms, used validly within -your- worldview, is the only way to answer -your- question.

      Clearer?

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    2. Re:Is that the best you have? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Additionally, to get your red-herring out of the way, so we can move on to the substantive points, I'll name a scenario in which I would consider it "not evil". If Alexander Putin threatened to launch is entire arsenal of nuclear missiles at the U.S. and Europe unless someone on his staff raped a sixteen-year-old he disliked intensely, and it was clear that he both had the means to launch the missiles and the certain intent to do so, and the person had no alternative to avoid the deaths of hundreds of millions of people, I would consider the act "not evil". There's your requested scenario. Now let's move on, and you can go ahead and start providing... well just anything at all, anywhere, in any way, toward the necessities of the presentation of your argument, per what is required of you with respect to all valid arguments.

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    3. Re:Is that the best you have? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      And yes, my scenario does involve an official change-of-name of a prominent politician, explained, no doubt, by a protracted period of interpersonal frustration from arguments with certain recalcitrant members of the Council of Ministers of the Union of Russia and Belarus. :p

      I should probably lose this thread on typos alone. Eh, I'll stick to content and see where that takes us.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  138. Buddhist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting. Somehow, these evil-doers, these Phelps folks, their kind were there when Jesus was crucified. They weren't the ones following along in reverence, no, they were the ones throwing stones, and spitting on him. These are sick people. But that's the kind of people they are.

    Just trying to guess, being the devil's advocate, and reading about Jobs and religion, a real turning point in his life came when he went to India and discovered Buddhism, and converted to that faith. We will miss him. And, not knowing too much about Buddhism, but respecting this great religion, perhaps turn the other cheek at these lost souls, these haters, because that's what Steve would do.

  139. This thread will be interesting to others. by khasim · · Score: 1

    It gives a nice look at the inability of the faithful to process basic logic.

    Okay, I guess I've been insufficiently clear. I propose, and would need evidence to suggest otherwise, that you have no definition to present for your use of "evil", and per your metaphysical system, the term would be meaningless and unsupportable.

    So you're claiming that raping a child may not be "evil" because you claim "evil" has not been defined to your satisfaction.

    And prior to that, you wanted to know if raping a child involves mammals.

    Keep going. :)
    This is perfect.

    In that respect, there is no difference between what you are asking me and "Give me an instance where rape would be grmuphcag."

    So you're saying that you do not understand the concept of "evil" as in the act of raping a child being "evil".

    Which implies that you can envision a scenario where raping a child would be a "good" act or, at best, a "neutral" act.

    But you cannot explain that (those?) scenario(s) because you don't understand how raping a child would be considered "evil".

    And you want me to provide details as to whether the child being raped is a mammal.

    And that is how the mind of a believer works, people.

    Substituting my meaning for what is your responsibility to define, does not move us forward to resolving anything but determining that you're mildly clever at conceptually parasiting off of others' worldviews for issues your own ability, and content derivable from -your stance-, is a complete void.

    The only way that could be reasonable is if your definition of "evil" did NOT include the concept of raping a child
    OR
    If raping a child did not meet the requirements for "evil" for you.

    To answer your question in its totality, I need to know if you can differentiate this case from similar interaction between humans and animals per se--that is, that you have some attribute you can point to that, from your perspective, is merely a different configuration of DNA that, mysteriously, in one case confers great moral import to.

    Exactly. You cannot answer if raping a child is "evil" because ... something about DNA.

    AWESOME! :)

    1. Re:This thread will be interesting to others. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Yes, the semi-retarded changing of the thread name with every post is kind-of cute.

      And, sorry, my position on the nature of the argument is absolutely correct, as given, not as a question of religion but as a fact of the entire history of Western philosophy.

      Yes, you must define your terms. No, you cannot stipulate that my usage is correct as the sole basis for concluding it is incorrect.

      Your argument is, simply, profoundly full of holes at this point. If this is the "mind of a believer", so be it, my is objectively correct, yours is a complete fail. Who says so? Well, absolutely any professor who has taught Philo 101. So, feel quite free to reference my posts.

      Beyond that, I assume you know continuing will simply demonstrate how bankrupt your argument is, and you'll continue to evade presenting your subjective notions of ethics (which, you won't even be able to back on the level of -subjective- notions, I expect, you've failed and evaded so far, and so evidence suggests...) as an objective yardstick by which to measure "God".

      There's literally layers of fail on your part here, simply factually speaking. Your "mind of a believer" ad-hominem poseur bluff won't change that. Sorry.

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    2. Re:This thread will be interesting to others. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Finally, though I had previously the impression you were intelligent enough to infer it from context, clearly I have to spell it out:

      If you have no basis for differentiation of bipedal, clothes-wearing animals from any other type of animal, you are completely ejected from the realm of making any functional moral stance at all with respect to your question. You have no such basis. Show otherwise, or show you aren't a complete hypocrite by not being able to provide a clear differentiator between yourself and a cow you ate with ketchup and fries. My answer's easy, as a theist. "I have a soul, the cow doesn't". What's yours? Your DNA includes the "magic rights-conferring DNA sequence"? You wear strips of fabric around your body? Literally nothing else will serve as a differentiator you can claim from a naturalist perspective, that isn't shared by animals you don't confer rights to. And no, the fact that your position is philosophically incoherent, does not mean that mine is. Yours is precisely, and accurately described as such, for the exact reasons stated, and mine is coherent, for precisely and accurately, the reasons I've stated.

      But, feel free to continue and dig that hole deeper. Tell us more (that is, anything whatsoever, finally) about what -you- mean by "evil", precisely, as a universally-understood requirement of you using the term in an actual rational argument.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  140. Pure Religion by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    "almost universally corrupt" may be a just bit overboard. Every church I've seen is made up of people. Even mine. That implies that no church is "perfect" in the celestial sense. That's the whole purpose for churches in the first place. (Granted, some are better at following God's instructions than others.)

    In response to Applekid:

    Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.
    --James 1:27

    Bear ye one another’s burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.
    --Galatians 6:2

    I could go on.

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  141. "ALL of the people" by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    I think that a religion should be judged based upon ALL of the people practicing it, good and bad. [emphasis added]

    ???

    I can understand looking at averages... but All? Churches can't make people be good. Teaching people doesn't make them good. It only helps them be good.

    You're expectations are way overboard. You'll give yourself confirmation bias that way.

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  142. So I'll clarify that. by khasim · · Score: 1

    If Alexander Putin threatened to launch is entire arsenal of nuclear missiles at the U.S. and Europe unless someone on his staff raped a sixteen-year-old he disliked intensely, and it was clear that he both had the means to launch the missiles and the certain intent to do so, and the person had no alternative to avoid the deaths of hundreds of millions of people, I would consider the act "not evil".

    So by your "logic" ...
    raping child A is "not evil" if done by person B at the behest of person C who is threatening a different act against persons D through Z.

    Child A
    Person B
    Person C
    Persons D through Z.

    There's your requested scenario.

    Yes, it is. Thank you.

    So it is okay ("not evil") to rape a child as long as someone else wants you to do it AND promises not to kill some people if you do (when they have the ability to do so).

    I can see why you spent so much effort trying to avoid putting that into a posting.

    And the omnipotent/omniscient God that allows such a scenario is not "evil" for allowing such actions.

    1. Re:So I'll clarify that. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, attempt to bluff that you have some content where you clearly have none, or you'd present it... by... not presenting and instead giving vague "i disapprove" non-arguments.

      Here you go. You clearly need this.

      Yes, it would be "not evil" under the circumstances. This is probably as clear to you as anyone right while you claim the opposite, but yes, the interests of the millions would outweigh the individual interest here. So, yeah, your claim's broken, as you know as you go ahead and lie otherwise. If you could be less obvious about it that'd probably be good, though.

      And yes, not acting to prevent an action is not morally equivalent to committing the action (I assume you don't want to further your demonstrations of personal hypocrisy by having me ask about your personal moral culpability that there are starving children in the world).

      What's that? You can't alter the situation for starving children without examining the wider effects of that? Right, absolutely, and as I said from the outset, the implication of removing free will from humans outweighs precluding all the instances where something "evil" is done, by humans.

      So yes, human act: evil. God: good. God not preventing evil: No logical connection to the human act due to different implications, and moral status indeterminate until all the effects are factored in. Only being capable of knowing all the effects for a given case, and so the sole possible determiner of whether something is objectively "good" or "evil": God. Concluding God not acting on case of evil is logically connected, much less the required inference from the human's act being evil: Complete non-sequitur.

      Does that clarify? Hopefully, because nobody's going to be able to make it easier for you to understand than the easiest possible something could be for you to understand.

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    2. Re:So I'll clarify that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, this was a great thread.

      I can see his point...in a way. He could have argued it a little more eloquently, but I think the result of the discussion would have been the same. Either you win, or "evil" is defined in a such a way that it doesn't exist in the world. If that's the case, I'd really hate to see a world with "evil" in it.

  143. So you can claim. by khasim · · Score: 1

    And, sorry, my position on the nature of the argument is absolutely correct, as given, not as a question of religion but as a fact of the entire history of Western philosophy.

    So you can claim. But that doesn't seem to be accurate.

    Yes, you must define your terms.

    Nope. Only when there is a question of what the terms mean in the given context.

    Which means that in order for me to HAVE to define "evil" in the context of raping a child you would have to be able to indicate a situation where "evil" did not apply to raping a child or where raping a child was, somehow, "good" or "neutral".

    Otherwise it is just you trying to play semantic games.

    Your argument is, simply, profoundly full of holes at this point.

    So you can claim. Yet you are the one who insisted that I identify whether the child being raped is a mammal or not. And there was something else about DNA later.

    If this is the "mind of a believer", so be it, my is objectively correct, yours is a complete fail.

    So you can claim. And, again, you are the one who wanted clarification if the child being raped was a mammal or not.

    Beyond that, I assume you know continuing will simply demonstrate how bankrupt your argument is, ...

    Actually, I think the exact opposite. I'm sure that it is demonstrating the "logic" of the believers and the steps they go through when confronted.

    Again, YOU were the one who wanted to know if the child being raped was a mammal. Not me.

    ... and you'll continue to evade presenting your subjective notions of ethics (which, you won't even be able to back on the level of -subjective- notions, I expect, you've failed and evaded so far, and so evidence suggests...) as an objective yardstick by which to measure "God".

    And, again, the issue isn't whether I will define "evil" for you.

    The issue is whether YOU understand "evil" in the context of raping a child.

    And because it contradicts your beliefs, you are claiming that it is my responsibility to define "evil" for you IN THE CONTEXT OF RAPING A CHILD.

    Your attempts at semantic games only result in your posts implying that you do NOT understand "evil" in the context of raping a child. And that is the mind of the believer.

    1. Re:So you can claim. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Well, that was... just stupid.

      I really don't know what to say.

      "Only when there is a question of what the terms mean in the given context."

      There's a question by virtue of the fact there's a question, and I provided it. I have no idea what you mean by it. Apparently you don't either.

      As for the mammal-animal issues and your dancing around it... precisely the same thing. What do you mean by "evil" in a context (that is, you and your argument), where you cannot differentiate yourself from animals in general in terms of moral agency. Until you can answer that, your position is immediately, completely bankrupt. Makes no difference if you, I, or Sally next door brought it up or how much any person repeated it. Your stance contradicts itself and you yourself, and that's all there is to it.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    2. Re:So you can claim. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Although you're already clear on it at the exact moment your fingers are typing the claim you are not, I do think that I should clarify one point:

      I am perfectly clear on the issues of moral evil of rape, and can reference a hundred specific ways that my worldview supports condemning it, by direct logical connection. I both have reasons to see the moral evil, and have the justification for addressing it, connected directly to my worldview.

      You have nothing. It is you, quite simply, who neither see the moral issues nor can offer anything other than dumbly repeating the exact same empty claim that I do not know what I clearly do, in lieu of you having -anything- to support or back any limitation against the act, by -your own choice-. You are both willfully ignorant of, and morally ineffectual against, the actual moral issues here, and in both respects, both the only immoral party here, and a -purely- immoral party.

      How do we know this? You've demonstrated it thoroughly, and continue to do so.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  144. Job by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    *sigh*

    Why-- oh why-- do people keep assuming every passage in the Bible has equal weight?

    Job is part of "The Writings", along with Psalms and Proverbs. Basically, it's in the literature section of the Bible. You can't take it as a literal history. The original author didn't.

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    1. Re:Job by jason.sweet · · Score: 1

      I always assumed the weight given to the passage was directly related to the point you were trying to make. If you use a bible passage to justify your actions, it does not matter whether or not you consider it historically accurate.

    2. Re:Job by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      I always assumed the weight given to the passage was directly related to the point you were trying to make.

      Unfortunate, but usually true.

      If you use a bible passage to justify your actions, it does not matter whether or not you consider it historically accurate.

      That's just cynical. I'm not the one making points related to Job. Of course it matters that you're willing to believe the passages that you quote. it's vital, in fact.

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  145. Bullies by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    Ignore them? They're bullies. Ignoring them just makes you miserable. In rare cases where ignoring them works, they change tactics.

    Bullies don't stop unless they get bopped on the nose, or an "adult" intervenes firmly and repeatedly. (I'm hoping for the latter in this case.)

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    1. Re:Bullies by dougmc · · Score: 1

      Bullies don't stop unless they get bopped on the nose, or an "adult" intervenes firmly and repeatedly. (I'm hoping for the latter in this case.)

      OK, what form should this bop take? Which adult would be able to intervene? A police officer? They are limited by the laws and Constitution.

      Be specific. Just try to make sure your solution isn't worse than the problem.

      Going to hire some assassins? They might be able to "intervene firmly" if that's what you're after.

    2. Re:Bullies by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Again, in this context I'm really hoping for intervention. I don't think sufficient violence can solve this one without causing permanent injury to leaders or lawyers.

      If there aren't any harassment laws that apply, it shouldn't take much to write a reasonably one. Law enforcement officers should be present with cameras and be quick to arrest anybody harassing patrons. Remember, this behavior interferes with the peaceful assembly and free speech of the funeral. (Anything which intentionally interferes with that can be made illegal. There seems to be sufficient precedent of political gatherings.)

      You can't make the protesters go away, but you can certainly keep them on public sidewalks and keep them sufficiently quiet. Current anti-harassment laws can be far harsher than that. Also, there are laws in many states which make it illegal to taunt someone into fighting you. Drunken fights frequently end in both fighters getting arrested. Some judge really needs to grow a spine and say: "He shouldn't have hit you, but you really asked for it. No payday for you."

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  146. buddhist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont understand... I thought Steve Jobs was a buddhist...

  147. Cambridge History of the Bible by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    That's a starting point. A decent university library, though obviously not "Oral Roberts University", will have whole shelves on the subject of Biblical origins.

    Bereshit is in Torah because, as well as the creation myths, it also includes the stories of the beginnings of the Hebrew people - Abraham, Isaac. I should have made clear that I was referring to the earlier part of Genesis up to the retelling of Gilgamesh (Noah), and not the later parts. For that I apologise.

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  148. Jobs was at least no hypocryte by chthon · · Score: 1

    Unless e.g. Bill Gates

  149. Confused... by Syberz · · Score: 1

    I understand that Steve never publicly thanked god for creating the iPhone, but saying that Jobs taught sin? I thought that parting with your money was one of the best things you could do in the eyes of the church?

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  150. You know, this might not be a bad thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone else that they've picketed, (to the best of my knowledge,) were pretty much working class stiffs.

    I wonder how they will handle someone with a paid security force that can hand them their ass... and tell them to have a nice day. (Because you know there will be security, if for nothing else, the other people that will be attending the funeral. It's not like every Tom, Dick and Harry will be allowed to go.)
    -D

  151. Please don't feed the trolls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Trolls"? Sorry, I meant "hypocritical, attention seeking scum".

    Seriously though, stopping giving them the airtime they're so desperate for.

  152. His rewards on earth by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    Personally, I have been enjoying computers more side I switched off of Windows. But here is my take about Steve... He ultimately ended up with plenty of money (WEALTH), He became extremely famous (FAME), and he had a great deal of influence in regards to the products made by Apple that are used by a lot of people (POWER). Despite all these things, he delighted in providing products that made people happy. He was definitely not "luke warm", and had strongly held opinions about many things. He wasn't a saint. I don't worship him, but I am fond of his company and most of their products.

  153. Counter-Protest by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

    To be honest, the best way to deal with WBC has been counter protests. It emberasses them emmensely when they protest something like Comicon and the counter protest is Bender, Buddy Jesus and the cast of firefly. They like being reviled. They're not as keen on being mocked. If they protest and the mocking counter-protest gets just as much coverage, they tend to back off.

    I used to live in Topeka KS (where they are from). People used to get upset. However, in HS all the students took to holding hands with someone of the same sex when they walked infront of the WBC protestors.

    Thats what I want to see. Gay orgy infront of every WBC protest. Ignore the WBC protester's yelling at them and just make out. Better yet, copy the signs and have a bunch of flamboyantly gay guys protest homosexuals right along with the WBC. Don't revile them, MOCK THEM.

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    1. Re:Counter-Protest by hovelander · · Score: 1

      You sir, are a Gem!

      Hedonismbot and his Concubots writhing in an oily robot orgy in front of the Westies? Aren't robots sexually ambiguous by nature? That should make their heads hurt, not knowing if there is homosexuality going on in front of them or not.

      Pity this era of /. that no one will ever see the 2's, (and I will never get back the 1 I lost somehow to become a 1, the loneliest number)...

  154. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The mods hate yeast extract.

  155. Again, so you claim. by khasim · · Score: 1

    I am perfectly clear on the issues of moral evil of rape, and can reference a hundred specific ways that my worldview supports condemning it, by direct logical connection.

    And yet ...

    There's a question by virtue of the fact there's a question, and I provided it. I have no idea what you mean by it.

    So you are "perfectly clear" about it BUT you don't understand it.

    Nice. And exactly what I expected from a believer.

    It is you, quite simply, who neither see the moral issues nor can offer anything other than dumbly repeating the exact same empty claim that I do not know what I clearly do, in lieu of you having -anything- to support or back any limitation against the act, by -your own choice-.

    And yet it was YOU who insisted there was some confusion over the concept of "evil" in the context of raping a child. So much confusion, in fact, that you wanted me to clarify whether two MAMMALS were involved.

    And then you went off on some DNA tangent.

    Keep going! This is perfect.

    1. Re:Again, so you claim. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I am perfectly clear on what I mean by it.

      I am naturally unclear on what you mean by it, as you haven't specified your meaning, and would be immediately destroyed by self-contradiction the moment you stopped the ongoing cowardly evasion and attempted to.

      It is your responsibility to define your terms when presenting your argument.

      This is going nowhere, and I am done with you now.

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  156. Now you're getting to that point? by khasim · · Score: 1

    Finally, though I had previously the impression you were intelligent enough to infer it from context, clearly I have to spell it out:

    What is with this "infer"?

    Why did you have a PROBLEM in all your other posts with "spell[ing] it out"?

    Meanwhile, all the time insisting that I had to clarify whether raping a child involved a mammal and that it had something to do with DNA. And now you're off on a tangent about hamburgers or something.

    And THAT is the mind of a believer.

  157. Keep going. It's amusing. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Okay, attempt to bluff that you have some content where you clearly have none, or you'd present it... by... not presenting and instead giving vague "i disapprove" non-arguments.

    Ummmm, did you miss the original point?

    Let me help you with that:

    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
    Then he is not omnipotent
    Is God able to prevent evil, but not willing?
    Then he is malevolent.
    Is God both willing and able to prevent evil?
    Then how does evil still exist?
    Is God neither able, nor willing to prevent evil?
    Then why call him God?

    And then you posted:

    No, because we can only evaluate something as "good" or "evil" within the context of all of its dependencies--of which the implications of eliminating free will in this case would have to be included when stipulating God can and should do something about it.

    There's a very simple counter to that idea - the rape of a child. In what context would it NOT be "evil".

    And all of these posts since then have been about you avoiding that very simple question. Because you cannot answer it without proving the original assertion.

    Yes, it would be "not evil" under the circumstances. This is probably as clear to you as anyone right while you claim the opposite, but yes, the interests of the millions would outweigh the individual interest here.

    You might want to look up the term "lesser of two evils". No, it is NOT "clear" to me that it is "not evil". It is STILL "evil".

    Let me break you little dream down a bit. Your position for raping a child being "not evil" (do you think I'm ever going to not quote you on that) requires:
    1 - child victim (person A)
    2 - secondary actor (person B) (acts under orders of 3)
    3 - potential primary actor in a SECONDARY action (person C)
    4 - a SECONDARY action (death as opposed to rape)
    5 - multiples of 4 (multiple people die)

    So what you're trying to do is to claim that raping a child is "not evil" ... if you can pile enough other acts onto it that have the POTENTIAL to be worse (even if such acts are NOT performed).

    And THAT is the "logic" of the believer.

    And yes, not acting to prevent an action is not morally equivalent to committing the action (I assume you don't want to further your demonstrations of personal hypocrisy by having me ask about your personal moral culpability that there are starving children in the world).

    First it was mammals. Then it was DNA. Now it is starving children.

    Does your "logic" prevent you from staying on topic?

    So yes, human act: evil. God: good.

    Exactly. The "logic" of the believer.

    It isn't the ACT that is "evil". Even when raping a child.

    It is who does it. And if God does it, then it is "good".

    Even raping a child.

    Thank you for your participation, believer.

  158. Of course you are. by khasim · · Score: 1

    I am perfectly clear on what I mean by it.

    Of course you are. You're just not sure by what I mean when I talk about how raping a child is "evil".

    That makes perfect sense. To you.
    I'm not arguing that. I'm demonstrating how the "logic" of a believer works. And you are the example.

    To you, it is not "evil" to rape a child - under certain circumstances. And yes, that is EXACTLY what you have stated.

    And to you, that seems "logical" because I haven't stated whether the child being raped is a mammal or been clear enough on their DNA.

    You seem to be under the mistaken impression that this is about YOU. It isn't. It is about the thought processes that you represent.

    Once you accept X (illogical to a non-believer) then you can justify ANYTHING. Even the rape of a child.

    You will avoid specifically stating such. You will try different tangents. You will demand additional clarification.

    But in the end, you believe that raping a child is "not evil" (your words) under certain circumstances. As you have stated.

    1. Re:Of course you are. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      As I have stated, and with which you agree, or you are irrational. Same scenario, millions of deaths otherwise, you can't even lie to yourself convincingly that you would find that morally condemnation-worthy, under the circumstances. And if you could lie to yourself as well as me about that, then by your own terms, you would be a mass-murderer for failing to prevent the nuclear launch when you could. And this would be even if you had anything that would back any moral judgment you did make, ever, anywhere, of any type, by any rational connection to anything. You have none--all such connections, all such possible moral force, exist -only- in my position, and are -actively denied- by yours. You simply pretend it's otherwise, and think merely tossing out the word "evil" means you have anything behind it other than what's completely and only creditable only to my worldview, and contradicts yours, and to which you have nothing to offer, by choice and demonstration of your failure to define or support your usage of the term "evil" in any way whatsoever. Your approach is simply repeating it with more of a suggestion that you mean something by it, when -only I can-, and -you've demonstrated that by your failure to elaborate-. A complete moral and rational void, as you repeatedly demonstrate. All -possible- morality in this case and any other from my position, absolutely none -possible- from yours. But, you have a manipulative anecdotal argument, and a demand your unstated, unaccountable, feelings about it be primary over everything, to throw out as a disingenuous lie not even convincing to yourself.

      Using the words aren't enough. You have to be able to give them rational meaning, that you don't have to try to invalidly and parasitically acquire by simultaneously implying, while denying, the backing and content of your opposition, as the only backing and content on the table.

      SDG

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  159. Keep it going. by khasim · · Score: 1

    As I have stated, and with which you agree, or you are irrational.

    Great! That's binary thinking at its finest!

    I'll stick to the concept that raping a child is "evil".
    Go ahead, call me irrational for that. :D

    You simply pretend it's otherwise, and think merely tossing out the word "evil" means you have anything behind it other than what's completely and only creditable only to my worldview, and contradicts yours, and to which you have nothing to offer, by choice and demonstration of your failure to define or support your usage of the term "evil" in any way whatsoever.

    Again, I don't care about you. All you are is an EXAMPLE of the "logic" of the believers.

    I don't have to define "evil" in the context of raping a child because the point is that YOUR "logic" requires that it be "not evil" (in certain situations).

    What I am doing is illustrating that "logic". Over and over and over.

    Every time you demand that I define "evil" in the context of raping a child YOU MAKE MY POINT FOR ME.

    It even got to the point where you wanted me to tell you if the child being raped was a MAMMAL or not.

    You don't understand. This is NOT about your edification. You are not the student. You are not the teacher. You are the EXAMPLE.

    You have to be able to give them rational meaning, that you don't have to try to invalidly and parasitically acquire by simultaneously implying, while denying, the backing and content of your opposition, as the only backing and content on the table.

    Nope. Again, the POINT is that YOU want to play semantic games about whether raping a child is "evil" BECAUSE your belief requires that raping a child be "not evil" (your words) in certain situations.

    1. Re:Keep it going. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, call me irrational for that. :D

      Sure, I'll happily call you irrational for irrational claims and forms of "thinking". On the face of it, you are claiming that, in a scenario where there is no other choice, causing temporary harm to one individual as a necessary action to avoid the death of millions, is, by definition, "evil". Well, no, even most secular notions of ethics thoroughly disagree with you, and I happen to know quite a range of constructs. This, I suppose, in itself is simply poor knowledge or ability to apply it--what is actually irrational is your steadfast refusal to counter the argument as given, and either a) lie and suggest that by saying in narrow, extreme scenario it could be considered "not evil" that I am saying it's "pretty-much okay period" or b) steadfastly just repeat the claim, offering no counterargument at all, as if your refutation is self-evident and needs no backing when it clearly, obviously isn't. It's the latter that puts you firmly into the "irrational" camp.

      No, my logic doesn't require there be no scenarios that are evil at all, and I've thoroughly refuted this notion many ways--that not stopping an evil action is not necessarily evil in itself (not responded to by you even in the face of examples), that the notion that there is anything at all that is unalloyed "good" or "evil" is false, and the relative merits of an action including it's consequences must be weight for what is best on the -spectrum- of good, that we can clearly say there are subjectively evil things without asserting this can be used as an objective yardstick to make a definitive determination of absolute good, etc., etc., etc.

      It is only in your personal fantasy world that I'm compelled to say it is not "evil" because otherwise I must say God is evil, because I've been presented with an airtight argument. No, each and every one of my counterarguments above, none of which have you addressed, makes it quite unnecessary for me to "have to" say it is not evil. In the scenario given, I (subjectively) say it would not be an evil act for that person (again, don't just lie again and say I'm saying something I'm not, I mean -in that scenario-) to do so, based on the relative harm, which is, in fact, completely unproblematic in such arguments as whether we should have dropped the atomic bomb to quickly end World War 2 (and literally thousands of other equivalent examples I, or most anyone, can name without any effort). So, no, my reason for saying so is that the evaluation is correct for the scenario as described. Again, no actual response to the valid argument at all from you, just a useless (useless regardless of which opinion anyone held) repetition of asserting you are right with no backing at all, with a little attempted emotional manipulation thrown in to substitute for the logical argument you are unable to perform. And, of course, like always, followed up with your outright misrepresentation/lie that I've said that it is acceptable in the general case. I have not, and disclaim it, and you know I have not, and know I have already disclaimed the accuracy of your lie as to the simple question of what I said. Yes, I know you'll probably lie again and repeat the same thing. Fine. Anyone can review the thread themselves to verify I said I consider it "not evil" in that particular extreme scenario, and "evil" in other cases.

      I'm getting tired of explaining this to you, but I'll restate it again. My question is equivalent to asking "Are the individuals animals"? If you say "yes" (as you'd be hard-pressed not to, as an apparent atheist/naturalist, as that much is scientific fact), and you cannot justify a characteristic that puts them -also- into a category justifying moral agency, your argument fails completely and immediately. You cannot (or at least will not), and so your argument fails utterly, within the context of -your- position. My position doesn't have that problem--specifically because I'm not an atheist/naturalist. Your posi

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  160. Westboro is not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are a bunch of lawyers. Their main motivation is greed and they will sue anyone they think they can squeeze money out of. Their whole religion thing is just a front.

  161. Seriously by teknosapien · · Score: 1

    I wish the media would stop giving these people coverage
    Funny how they condemn every one that doesnt fall in line with their philosophies
    If Jesus walked the earth today they'd probably condemn him for hanging out with hookers, drug addicts and the like
    (oh wait is that what he did)

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  162. That's even better. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Sure, I'll happily call you irrational for irrational claims and forms of "thinking".

    Just so the people reading this don't get confused, you're calling me irrational for my statement that raping a child is "evil".

    Just keeping that clear. :D

    And, of course, like always, followed up with your outright misrepresentation/lie that I've said that it is acceptable in the general case.

    If it makes you feel better to claim that I've lied, then you'll do so.

    But I can quote you exactly and link to your posts where you claim that raping a child is "not evil" (under certain circumstances).

    And you're still making that claim. :D

    Anyone can review the thread themselves to verify I said I consider it "not evil" in that particular extreme scenario, and "evil" in other cases.

    Again, as I have stated many times, that is EXACTLY my point in this thread.

    Other people can see you (a believer) arguing that raping a child is NOT ALWAYS "evil".

    My question is equivalent to asking "Are the individuals animals"?

    No. You asked if the child being raped was a MAMMAL.
    LMAO
    In a discussion of whether RAPING A CHILD is "evil" you want to know if the child is a mammal.

    I'm the example. Great, an example of logical, systematic thought destroying your irrational evasion and empty claims. I'll be that example any time.

    Again, you can claim that.

    My point was to use this thread to show the "logic" of a believer that causes them to argue that raping a child is "not evil" (under certain circumstances).

    As you have continued to do throughout this entire thread.

    1. Re:That's even better. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, at this point I'll need to ask exactly what particular type of lying idiot you are, as this is getting ridiculous, and I'm mystified on why you are persisting.

      Just so the people reading this don't get confused, you're calling me irrational for my statement that raping a child is "evil".

      Just keeping that clear. :D


      No, absolutely and obviously not, by reference to what I just said, verifiable by anyone who wishes to read the words of my immediately-previous post. You directly lying is not "keeping things clear". You are irrational for engaging in irrational statements that are so exactly for the reasons I said, and that's what I said, and it is correct. Obvious, outright lie, again, here.

      But I can quote you exactly and link to your posts where you claim that raping a child is "not evil" (under certain circumstances).

      And you're still making that claim. :D


      Go ahead and quote it, because it contradicts nothing I said. Yes, I said it would not be evil under certain extreme circumstances, and I am, and was, correct each time I say it. Repeating this again neither shows anything I said incorrect nor does the slightest thing to make an argument against it. Are you really so incompetent in discussion as to think that the equivalent of saying "lol" over and over is presenting a coherent philosophical argument?

      Again, as I have stated many times, that is EXACTLY my point in this thread.

      What? Your point that my completely-valid distinction between two very-different scenarios is valid? Yes, it is. And so?

      Other people can see you (a believer) arguing that raping a child is NOT ALWAYS "evil".

      Because it factually would not be always evil, such as if it were an unavoidable necessity to save millions of lives, and, it would in fact be you that would be evil in choosing mass-murder of millions of people. Both secular philosophy and religion agree thoroughly with me here, another "lol" on your part and failure to make, or even try to make, any counterpoint won't change my true statement from being true.

      No. You asked if the child being raped was a MAMMAL.

      A "mammal" is an "animal", idiot, and the exact same dilemma you have before you stands, and is exactly the valid, with either term I or you choose. I think we can fairly conclude you know you have no answer at all to this, as this is just another "lol" without any attempt at a meaningful response you know you couldn't make. Whether that's because you read the argument I already pre-stated and realize you can't, or just (accurately) consider yourself that universally incompetent, I can't say for sure at this point. Either way.

      My point was to use this thread to show the "logic" of a believer that causes them to argue that raping a child is "not evil" (under certain circumstances).

      And... -so what-? The "logic of a believer" is a completely-accurate position that destroys you before you even get started, so you sit there stammering the same irrelevant sentence? If that isn't your conclusion, you've done absolutely nothing in this thread to show otherwise.

      You are... astonishing. Truly. Mind if I ask, as a point of personal curiosity, if you've graduated from any educational institution at any level?

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    2. Re:That's even better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Okay, at this point I'll need to ask exactly what particular type of lying idiot you are, as this is getting ridiculous, and I'm mystified on why you are persisting."

      It has taken every ounce of my willpower to not butt in, but DAMN! You sir, have been MANHANDLED, BEATEN, ABUSED, VIOLATED, and UTTERLY DESTROYED. This has been one of the most one-sided beat-downs I've seen on /., and I've been here since 1998! There is nothing left of your position except for what khasim has left for you: RAPING KIDDIES ISN'T EVIL! I mean, DAMN. This is bookmarked. I tend to allow myself to be led around in the grossly time-consuming effort to refute every little detail. I suppose being a scientist I can't resist, and I can do it, but it takes a lot of effort. OTOH, khasim has had the willpower to stick to the central point. S/he's just been playing with you, for what, a dozen exchanges now, and has made you TOTALLY OWN the concept of KIDDIE RAPING NOT BEING EVIL!!! Holy shit dude, you LOST. You lost bad. And yet you're going to reply again and again in the vain hope that you get the last word in and that will somehow erase the bloody, one-sided beat-down you've received. DAMN! No, GODDAMN! YOU LOSE!

  163. And so it continues. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Okay, at this point I'll need to ask exactly what particular type of lying idiot you are, as this is getting ridiculous, and I'm mystified on why you are persisting.

    Again, if I was lying, I'm sure you'd be able to quote me. But you cannot.

    As to why I'm "persisting" ... I'm doing this to show the "logic" of a believer. As I've said many times in this thread.

    Yes, I said it would not be evil under certain extreme circumstances, and I am, and was, correct each time I say it.

    Exactly. And, as I have stated before, my point is that the "logic" of a believer is such that they will claim that even raping a child is "not evil" (under certain circumstances).

    It took a bit to get you to actually post that instead of going off on tangents about whether the child being raped was a mammal and something about DNA. But it worked in the end.

    A "mammal" is an "animal", idiot, and the exact same dilemma you have before you stands, and is exactly the valid, with either term I or you choose.

    I'm not arguing whether mammals are animals.

    I'm pointing out that in the discussion of whether a child being raped is "evil", you wanted to clarify whether the child being raped was a mammal.

    And then you said that a child being raped was "not evil" (under certain circumstances).

    And my point was that a believer would think that because of the "logic" of their beliefs. :)

    And your posts in this thread are the examples of that "logic".

    1. Re:And so it continues. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Again, if I was lying, I'm sure you'd be able to quote me. But you cannot.

      What do you mean, "again"? You have not requested this before, but now that you have, here you go:

      Your claim as to what I said:

      Just so the people reading this don't get confused, you're calling me irrational for my statement that raping a child is "evil".

      What I actually said:

      what is actually irrational is your steadfast refusal to counter the argument as given, and either a) lie and suggest that by saying in narrow, extreme scenario it could be considered "not evil" that I am saying it's "pretty-much okay period" or b) steadfastly just repeat the claim, offering no counterargument at all, as if your refutation is self-evident and needs no backing when it clearly, obviously isn't. It's the latter that puts you firmly into the "irrational" camp.

      No mention whatsoever of you being irrational -for- your the statement you said, anywhere. Rather, I said you are irrational for entirely other reasons for which, indeed, you are irrational.

      So, demonstrated lie.

      Exactly. And, as I have stated before, my point is that the "logic" of a believer is such that they will claim that even raping a child is "not evil" (under certain circumstances).

      What is wrong with you? What do you think saying this yet -again- without showing I'm wrong, yet -again-, does, for any purpose?

      And your posts in this thread are the examples of that "logic".

      Correct logic, and above that you again just repeat yourself for no apparent useful reason. To say anything of any worth here, you need to show I'm wrong somewhere, not simply repeat yourself in merely repasting words previously said in the thread.

      What is wrong with you?

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  164. Nice of you to do that. by khasim · · Score: 1

    No mention whatsoever of you being irrational -for- your the statement you said, anywhere. Rather, I said you are irrational for entirely other reasons for which, indeed, you are irrational.

    Just to be clear for the audience, you agree that you are calling me "irrational".

    Now, we just disagree on what, specifically, you are are accusing me of being "irrational" about.

    Now, let's take a look at what you had posted, okay? :)

    Sure, I'll happily call you irrational for irrational claims and forms of "thinking". On the face of it, you are claiming that, in a scenario where there is no other choice, causing temporary harm to one individual as a necessary action to avoid the death of millions, is, by definition, "evil".

    I am saying that raping a child is "evil".

    And for that, you claim I am "irrational". :)
    That's fine. Call me "irrational" for saying that raping a child is "evil". I have no problem with that.

    As I've stated before, this thread is about the "logic" of a believer that leads him to claim that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances). And you are the example of that believer with that "logic" making that claim. :D

    Correct logic, and above that you again just repeat yourself for no apparent useful reason. To say anything of any worth here, you need to show I'm wrong somewhere, not simply repeat yourself in merely repasting words previously said in the thread.

    And again, no I do not.

    My point in this thread is to show the "logic" of a believer and how that "logic" results in them making statements such as raping a child is "not evil" (under certain circumstances).

    You can claim it is "correct logic". You can claim a lot of things.

    All you're doing is making my point for me. Again and again. So nice of you to do that.

    1. Re:Nice of you to do that. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, so in summary, you have no counterargument to any of the refutations of your claims I've made, and you are just going to continue to repeat misrepresentations of what I said, and do nothing of what you -must- do to show I'm wrong.

      Rape in almost all circumstances is evil. There could be certain extreme circumstances, such as certainty of death of millions of people, where it would not be evil in order to avoid that.

      That's what I've said, that's my "believer's logic", theology -and- secular philosophy agree with me on this and disagree with you, you have offered absolutely nothing to refute this. My logic is completely correct, my conclusions completely correct, and you are unable to call them into question in any way through legitimate arguments.

      Claiming that I suggested you're irrational for what I didn't say you were irrational for, and quoting what I actually said, where I said you'd be irrational for choosing mass-murder, as you would be, does not call anything I've said into question.

      So, if you feel you want to continue call attention to how my logic, and I, are completely right, feel free, I suppose.

      Your only other alternative would be to argue, successfully, that I'm wrong. Repeating yourself as to inaccurate claims of what I've said is not an argument, and only that will do anything other than call attention to me being right, and you being wrong. Repeating yourself as to your sometimes-accurate claims of what I've said, but having no objection other than presenting me showing I'm right, and suggesting I'm wrong for that, for some reason you wish was there, without further demonstration or elaboration, also does nothing that show me and my "believer's logic" as being right and you being wrong, and there's nothing else that can, or will, do.

      So... enjoy, I suppose. Carry on.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  165. Again, again, again, claim whatever you want too by khasim · · Score: 1

    Okay, so in summary, you have no counterargument to any of the refutations of your claims I've made, and you are just going to continue to repeat misrepresentations of what I said, and do nothing of what you -must- do to show I'm wrong.

    I've quoted you verbatim. If you consider that to be "misrepresentations" then that's up to you.

    And, again, this isn't about contradicting your "logic" with facts.

    This is about showing the "logic" of the believer which results in them saying things like raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    Rape in almost all circumstances is evil.

    But it is not evil in ALL circumstances according to you. That's the "logic" of the believer.

    There could be certain extreme circumstances, such as certainty of death of millions of people, where it would not be evil in order to avoid that.

    Hmmmm? Why do you use "could" there? Are you now backing away from your previous, oft-repeated, claim that there is at least one circumstance where it is "not evil"?

    That's what I've said, that's my "believer's logic", theology -and- secular philosophy agree with me on this and disagree with you, you have offered absolutely nothing to refute this.

    As I've stated before (many times), I'm not here to refute your position.

    I'm here to show the "logic" of the believer and how that "logic" results in them saying things like raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    My logic is completely correct, my conclusions completely correct, and you are unable to call them into question in any way through legitimate arguments.

    As I've stated before (many times), I'm not here to refute your position.

    I'm here to show the "logic" of the believer and how that "logic" results in them saying things like raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    So, if you feel you want to continue call attention to how my logic, and I, are completely right, feel free, I suppose.

    As I have been doing for many, many, many posts in this thread.

    Your only other alternative would be to argue, successfully, that I'm wrong.

    Why? As I've stated (repeatedly), you aren't the student. You aren't the teacher. You are the EXAMPLE.

    My point in this thread is NOT to show you where you are wrong.

    My point in this thread is to show the other people reading it how the "logic" of the believer will result in them saying things such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    Repeating yourself as to inaccurate claims of what I've said is not an argument, and only that will do anything other than call attention to me being right, and you being wrong.

    Well then, that's an advantage for you, isn't it?

    Meanwhile, I'll continue on my point which is that the "logic" of the believer results in them making claims such as raping a child being "not evil" (in certain circumstances). With you being the example of such.

  166. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is wrong no matter what you believe in. If they think SJ was doing something against God, they should have confronted him and boycotted him during his lifetime, not in death. I just find it awfully distasteful to protest at or nearby a funeral, let alone a funeral of an innovative entrepreneur, not any dictator or the likes... it does not make sense to me.

    Using an iPhone to spread the word just proofs the weakness of what they are trying to say...

  167. These people are trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The WBC shows up at funerals to protest and try and goad someone into punching (or worse) one of its members, so they can file a lawsuit. Earlier this year, there was a funeral in my hometown (population ~8500, mostly rednecks and Bible-reading conservatives) for a soldier who died in Iraq. A massive biker gang called "Patriot Force" (if memory serves) offered to run interference and shield the soldier's family from WBC's insults. That effort was successful. My son was on hand to watch what happened elsewhere in town, and said that when the WBC's van pulled into a Casey's to buy gas, they were immediately surrounded by locals, who subtly threatened them with something along the lines of death and/or dismemberment if they didn't get the hell out of town immediately after buying their fuel. Surprisingly, that effort was successful too. I saw some news footage of the surrounded van on the evening news, and I have to say, it was pretty gratifying. Fred Phelps, an especially hot/humid neighborhood in south hell awaits you and your lawyers.

  168. Re:Again, again, again, claim whatever you want to by Empiric · · Score: 1

    Okay, I'm the example of you getting demonstrated to be an illogical lying idiot, and of a systematic and accurate counterargument to the "Problem of Evil".

    Happy to be your example, idiot.

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    ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  169. That's nice of you. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Okay, I'm the example of you getting demonstrated to be an illogical lying idiot, and of a systematic and accurate counterargument to the "Problem of Evil".

    That's nice of you. As I had posted, the "logic" of the believer results in them claiming things such as the raping of a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    I don't think that it is ever "not evil".
    Therefore, I am "an illogical lying idiot".

    It's nice to have an example.

    1. Re:That's nice of you. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Not evil, even if it would you choose mass-murder instead.

      That's the illogical part. One example, of many you've handily demonstrated.

      Lying, because when faced with an argument your meager capabilities for reason can't handle, you take your only recourse.

      Idiot, because you couldn't even start to handle even one of the dozens of counterarguments presented to you, and think simply cutting-and-pasting the same sentence dozens of times does anything.

      Not really debatable, anyone at all can read the thread and see these facts for the facts they are.

      Indeed, it is good to have an example.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  170. So it is. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Not evil, even if it would you choose mass-murder instead.

    That's the illogical part. One example, of many you've handily demonstrated.

    So you can claim. I'll stick to my statement that raping a child is evil.

    Lying, because when faced with an argument your meager capabilities for reason can't handle, you take your only recourse.

    You might want to look up the definitions of those words because I quote you verbatim.

    Idiot, because you couldn't even start to handle even one of the dozens of counterarguments presented to you, and think simply cutting-and-pasting the same sentence dozens of times does anything.

    Well it does say a couple of things.

    1. That my point here is to show how the "logic" of a believer results in them saying things such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    2. That you have been unable to grasp that point despite it being repeated "dozens of times".

    Not really debatable, anyone at all can read the thread and see these facts for the facts they are.

    As I have stated (according to you) "dozens of times".

    I say that raping a child is "evil". And that it is the "logic" of the believer that results in them claiming that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances). And your posts are the examples of that.

    You say I'm an illogical, lying idiot who will not debate you when you say that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    1. Re:So it is. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      You have no point. Aside from all the other arguments you've failed to address, you are simply wrong that any action causing harm to one individual rather than millions of deaths (including millions of children) would be "evil" if it were the only way to prevent those deaths.

      Since you seem to be unable to draw from your non-knowledge anything from either ethics according to religion or secular sources, I'll simply have to state this as such. Both disagree with you. You might not be doing more than pasting your claim again because you know you can't back it, or because you know not even enough about any system of ethics from any worldview to be able to speak. Either way.

      You are, quite simply, wrong on your core "point" you persist in repeating without demonstration of how you are, in the face of the reality of the consensus of ethical systems, in any way justified in that opinion.

      I don't know if you need shorter words, or what.

      You--wrong. "Wrong" as in "not correct", "wrong" as in wrong according to -both sides- and their respective notions of ethics. You "answering" this by making no argument at all in attempted support of your wrong opinion, just leaves you at still wrong.

      It'll be exactly the same situation after you spastically paste the same sentence yet again--you'll still be wrong, and there'll be no other conclusion to be made, by anyone, given your complete failure to show your position accurate in any way.

      You're wrong. You fail. You're dismissed.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  171. You can claim that. by khasim · · Score: 1

    You have no point.

    So you can claim. But I'll stick with my point about how the "logic" of the believer results in them making claims such as it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances). And as I have demonstrated with your posts.

    Repeatedly.

    You are, quite simply, wrong on your core "point" you persist in repeating without demonstration of how you are, in the face of the reality of the consensus of ethical systems, in any way justified in that opinion.

    And yet you've posted many times that you do believe that it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances) and you have even provided a circumstance in which you believe that would be the case.

    So it would seem that my point has been demonstrated by you, repeatedly.

    Would you like me to quote you again, verbatim, on the subject? Here it is:

    If Alexander Putin threatened to launch is entire arsenal of nuclear missiles at the U.S. and Europe unless someone on his staff raped a sixteen-year-old he disliked intensely, and it was clear that he both had the means to launch the missiles and the certain intent to do so, and the person had no alternative to avoid the deaths of hundreds of millions of people, I would consider the act "not evil".

    So it would seem that you made my point for me.
    You claim that there are circumstances where raping a child is "not evil".

    That is the "logic" of the believer. In your own words.

    1. Re:You can claim that. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      And yet you've posted many times that you do believe that it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances) and you have even provided a circumstance in which you believe that would be the case.

      This DOES NOT MATTER, because I am RIGHT.

      Those "circumstances" specified are avoiding the alternative of MASS MURDER. If you'd choose this, only YOU are evil.

      I have DEMONSTRATED MYSELF RIGHT, and you have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to show otherwise in the SLIGHTEST WAY.

      Seriously, HOW STUPID ARE YOU?

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  172. So you've been claiming. by khasim · · Score: 1

    This DOES NOT MATTER, because I am RIGHT.

    So you keep claiming.

    And each time you make that claim, you prove my point that the "logic" of the believers results in them making claims such as it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances).

    Here you are, again, claiming that you are right that it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances).

    I have DEMONSTRATED MYSELF RIGHT, and you have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to show otherwise in the SLIGHTEST WAY.

    Why would I want to "show otherwise"? My point (stated many times) in this thread is that the "logic" of the believers results in them making claims such as it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances).

    And you are the example of that. And you're claiming that you are "right" for claiming such.

    1. Re:So you've been claiming. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Well, all I can say is that you exhibit an astonishing level of repetitive idiocy, and advise you to never take a Philosophy class at any level, as you would be destined to fail.

      Logic works how it does. True statements work how they do. Pointing out over and over again a true statement, does nothing but show as your "example" a true statement--and in this case, exhibit one for which you possess not the slightest capability to argue on counterindicate on any level.

      And yes, I guarantee any Philo 101 professor, upon you repeating the same thing for the dozenth time with no backing of your position, as if everyone should fall in line with you and agree for no reason whatsoever, will result in him calling you an idiot with exactly as much accuracy as I do. That is, absolute accuracy, according to the entire history of logic. And for the record, there is no "logic" to be made false by you adding quotation marks, idiot, there is only logic, and the illogical. You fall into the latter category.

      Enjoy.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  173. That must be nice for you, then. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Logic works how it does. True statements work how they do.

    That's nice. And as I've said,the "logic" of the believers results in them making claims such as it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances).

    Pointing out over and over again a true statement, does nothing but show as your "example" a true statement--and in this case, exhibit one for which you possess not the slightest capability to argue on counterindicate on any level.

    And the statement that you are claiming is "true" is that it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances).

    My point in this thread is that the "logic" of the believers results in them making claims such as it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances). That is my point. And you have just demonstrated it, again.

    1. Re:That must be nice for you, then. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      And snow is cold, and 2+2=4, and all other true things are true.

      Great point. Good luck with the brain damage.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  174. You cannot do any better than that? by khasim · · Score: 1

    Great point. Good luck with the brain damage.

    That's the best you have after you've claimed that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances)?

    You've made my point for me. That the "logic" of the believers results in them making claims such as it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances).

    1. Re:You cannot do any better than that? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Yes, once again, the facts are all I've got.

      That mass-murder as an alternative would be worse, is a fact. That you advocating this alternative makes you the only evil party to this discussion, is a fact. That you're irrational for thinking you need to back nothing you say and expect automatic agreement, is a fact. That there there is no such thing as a "logic" that becomes wrong, when it's shown right and rationally uncontested, by your addition of quotation marks, is a fact.

      You are clearly untroubled by being contrary to the facts. So be it, but there is nothing to be gained from discussion with you in any respect.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  175. Richard Stallman will be there by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1

    Feeding the WBC from his ample supply of toe-cheese.

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  176. So you keep claiming. by khasim · · Score: 1

    That you advocating this alternative makes you the only evil party to this discussion, is a fact.

    And yet I'm the one saying that raping a child is "evil".

    It is the "logic" of the believers results in them making claims such as it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances).

    That you're irrational for thinking you need to back nothing you say and expect automatic agreement, is a fact.

    You must have missed all those posts where I stated that my point was to demonstrate how the "logic" of the believers results in them making claims such as it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances). And how you were the example for that.

    And you still claim that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    That there there is no such thing as a "logic" that becomes wrong, when it's shown right and rationally uncontested, by your addition of quotation marks, is a fact.

    So you have "shown" that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) to be "right and rationally uncontested".

    That is further proof of my point of the "logic" of the believer.

    And you still claim that it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances).

    1. Re:So you keep claiming. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      And yet I'm the one saying that raping a child is "evil".

      No, you are not. You are the one saying it would be "evil" -even in the extreme circumstance- where it would entail the deaths of millions, including millions of children. That is the only issue at hand.

      Yes, I know you cannot be counted on to honestly restate anything whatsoever, and no doubt if necessary you'd just describe it as "believer's truth" and start claiming, again with no backing, that true things aren't true if you put the word "true" in quotes. That's just as valid as what you're doing with "logic", that is, totally, objectively, invalid.

      Nonetheless, this is an accurate recounting. Your only objection is to my stating that it would be "not evil" -in that circumstance- (you know perfectly well I've said it would be evil in the general case, and there is no contrary opinion here for you to be addressing for the general case), and by the terms of logic, that logic you put in quotes and therefore assert is wrong, you -must- include the actual scenario in your evaluation. Of course, you don't. You just drop it, and act like misstating the issue at hand, and addressing something else entirely, has any relevance.

      Of course, that is all just "logic". Just that "logic" the rules of which are established by the last 2000 years of philosophy, and are, at this point, unarguable.

      You must be simply trolling me. I cannot believe anyone can be as stupid as you are exhibiting, repeatedly. Anyway, again, there's no benefit possible to discussion with you, for anyone. Maybe you'll succeed in trolling me for one more post. Probably not.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  177. Add whatever you want to. by khasim · · Score: 1

    No, you are not.

    Yes, I am. I will even quote myself. I said:
    "And yet I'm the one saying that raping a child is 'evil."

    You are the one saying it would be "evil" -even in the extreme circumstance- where it would entail the deaths of millions, including millions of children.

    And whatever you want to the end of it. I don't care. I stand by my statement that raping a child is "evil".

    Meanwhile, you claim that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances.

    And that is my point. The "logic" of the believers results in them making claims such as it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances).

    Yes, I know you cannot be counted on to honestly restate anything whatsoever, and no doubt if necessary you'd just describe it as "believer's truth" and start claiming, again with no backing, that true things aren't true if you put the word "true" in quotes.

    Considering that I quote you verbatim, that is an interesting claim. I'm guessing that it stems from the "logic" of the believer.

    That same "logic" of the believers results in them making claims such as it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances). Which has been my point in this thread.

    Meanwhile, I'll stand by my statement that raping a child is evil.

    1. Re:Add whatever you want to. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, so you'd choose instead to kill millions of people, including millions of children, and choose the worst possible outcome for millions of people, over a very bad outcome for one person.

      Got it.

      There's nothing more to say here.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  178. Phrase it however you want to. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Okay, so you'd choose instead to kill millions of people, including millions of children, and choose the worst possible outcome for millions of people, over a very bad outcome for one person.

    You are the one saying that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances). I have quoted you verbatim on that.

    And my point in this thread has been to demonstrate the "logic" of the believers that results in them making claims such as it is "not evil" to rape a child (in certain circumstances).

    You are the example of that.

    I will stand by my statement that raping a child is evil.

    1. Re:Phrase it however you want to. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      And thanks, once again, for demonstrating the correct logic of believers, especially with degree of sharp contrast you can uniquely provide.

      Next time I need someone who would choose the mass death of millions over temporary harm to one, I'll be sure to get in touch for your ethical expertise.

      Because the certainly isn't any other reason requiring you to be logically or factually coherent, that anyone would do so.

      Later.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  179. That's what this thread has been about. by khasim · · Score: 1

    And thanks, once again, for demonstrating the correct logic of believers, especially with degree of sharp contrast you can uniquely provide.

    That's been my (oft stated) point in this whole thread. To illustrate how the "logic" of the believers result in them making statements such as how raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    And you claim that such is "correct logic".

    I will stand by my statement that raping a child is evil.

    1. Re:That's what this thread has been about. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      You stand by your useless statement that states what nobody is arguing against, and evades any real ethical decision of a scenario you should have a response to, but choose to dodge through endless repetition of the off-topic instead, that is.

      But sure, have nothing, be able to do nothing, and just describe it as "believer's logic" even though logic per se in unalterable (even impervious to you adding quotes to whatever arguments you find you don't like), and -both- secular and religious ethics agree with me. If it were otherwise, you'd not fail so miserably to make any defense of your position at all. "Believer's logic"... it might make people miss you've offered nothing but a void, and are capable of producing nothing but that void from your vacuum of non-knowledge. Of course, we'll all still know (yes, including you) it's just that they missed it though, rather than you having, or being, more than nothing here.

      Yes, "nothing" objectively-speaking, and from any worldview. Not opinion, fact. "Believer" or not.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  180. Again, that's what this thread has been about. by khasim · · Score: 1

    You stand by your useless statement that states what nobody is arguing against, and evades any real ethical decision of a scenario you should have a response to, but choose to dodge through endless repetition of the off-topic instead, that is.

    Well since I say that raping a child is evil ...
    and you say that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) ...
    And then you say that "nobody is arguing against" my statement ...

    But since my point in this thread has been to demonstrate how the "logic" of the believers is such that they make statements such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) I can understand how you would post that.

    You are the example of the "logic" of the believers.

    1. Re:Again, that's what this thread has been about. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      No, you cannot be this absurd.

      "Working to earn your livelihood is good."

      "In an unusual scenario, such as a mob killer, this would not always be the case. It could be that some forms of earning one's livelihood are evil."

      The general case is one thing, the specific qualified scenario is another. Being willfully ignorant of how descriptions work does not alter this, and persistently referring to one as if you are addressing the other does not either.

      You are doing the precisely same thing as, when the discussion is about mob assassins, simply ignoring the qualifier to the case at hand and endlessly repeating "I stand by my statement that working for one's livelihood is good." As a generality, yes. When the qualification of a particular case is made, and that is the case at hand and under discussion, this -must- be acknowledged and responded to in its specifics. Ignoring the qualification and responding as if a situation were as it is -explicitly not-, per the discussion, again, is just illogical.

      Not merely according to "believer's logic", as there is only one logic, anywhere, at any time, about anything. This is a fact as to what logic is, everywhere, all the time, about everything.

      Your options are either to cede to a logical argument or demonstrate -specifically- where the statement is incorrect by reference to a logical counterpoint or counterargument. Creative punctuation is -not- a response that grants you automatic correctness in any argument about any topic, any time you like.

      Just... so much of a gulf here for you to be even qualified to speak. It's like having a software development discussion with somebody who disagrees with how math works, in the few areas where he happens to know even basic arithmetic.

      A useless endeavor, but, yes, this is entirely your issue and problem, unless I continue with you and make it mine as well.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  181. That's the "logic" I'm talking about. by khasim · · Score: 1

    The general case is one thing, the specific qualified scenario is another. Being willfully ignorant of how descriptions work does not alter this, and persistently referring to one as if you are addressing the other does not either.

    As I have posted, raping a child is evil.

    You have stated that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    That is the "logic" of the believer. Which results in them making statements such as how raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    As a generality, yes. When the qualification of a particular case is made, and that is the case at hand and under discussion, this -must- be acknowledged and responded to in its specifics.

    You postulate a situation where raping a child is not evil. That is the "logic" of the believer.

    I have posted that raping a child is evil. I have not added any qualification to my statement. My statement does not require any qualifications.

    My point here is to demonstrate the the "logic" of the believers that result in them making statements such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    1. Re:That's the "logic" I'm talking about. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, tedium. Wrong in every way, advocate of mass murder (in certain circumstances).

      Since you're reduced to having nothing valid to say and just repeating the same wrongness, now with exactly the same words, let's leave it at that.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  182. You can make whatever claim you want to. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Okay, tedium. Wrong in every way, advocate of mass murder (in certain circumstances).

    You can make whatever claim you want to.

    But I never said that. Nor would you be able to provide a quote from me showing such.

    Again, the "logic" of the believer. Since you also claim that raping a child would be "not evil" (in certain circumstances) why would you not resort to lying?

    Since you're reduced to having nothing valid to say and just repeating the same wrongness, now with exactly the same words, let's leave it at that.

    As I have stated many times, my point in this thread is to demonstrate the "logic" of the believer.

    And you are the example of that "logic".
    The "logic" of the believers that result in them making statements such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    1. Re:You can make whatever claim you want to. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      But I never said that. Nor would you be able to provide a quote from me showing such

      Sure I will.

      I have not added any qualification to my statement. My statement does not require any qualifications.

      Since we have clearly been talking for some time about specifically a scenario where the alternative would be a nuclear strike on the U.S. and Europe by an unbalanced Soviet autocrat, that is, mass murder, your second assertion means that in all cases ("without qualification") the preventative action would be evil. Therefore, you by definition reject the action that would avoid the mass murder, even in that extreme scenario. Therefore, you advocate mass murder (in certain circumstances).

      I know, it's just that "logic" you dislike because it so persistently shows you wrong.

      Now, just go one post without making another false statement, and we're done.

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  183. Then do so. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Sure I will.

    Then do so.

    Otherwise it is just another example of the "logic" of the believer that results in claims such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and lies.

    Since we have clearly been talking for some time about specifically a scenario where the alternative would be a nuclear strike on the U.S. and Europe by an unbalanced Soviet autocrat, that is, mass murder, your second assertion means that in all cases ("without qualification") the preventative action would be evil.

    As I have stated on many, many, many occasions.

    Therefore, you by definition reject the action that would avoid the mass murder, even in that extreme scenario.

    And that is the example of the "logic" of the believer. Such "logic" leads them to make statements such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

    I quote you, verbatim. And you don't like that.
    You cannot quote me, verbatim, so you resort to lies.

    I know, it's just that "logic" you dislike because it so persistently shows you wrong.

    You can claim that it does. But I can quote you, verbatim, and you cannot quote me.

    Again, it is the "logic" of the believer that results in them making statements such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances). And lies.

    And you are the example of such.

    1. Re:Then do so. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, so when you say "no qualifications", do you mean there are, or are not, any exceptions?

      I assume not, because that's directly required as to what someone must read your words as saying.

      If there are no exceptions, then, if mass-murder would be the result for a proposed exception, and you reject that there are any exceptions (or qualifications) to your stance, you advocate mass-murder.

      Look, you just need to be basically honest with what you said and what that means according to any rational person who can use the only logic there is. I realize sometimes your misrepresentations are apparently inadvertent, like misrepresenting things is by now so automatic and habitual to you it's become unconscious. But, that's probably fixable. Just read what you said, ask anyone else around you, or from anywhere, whether anything I'm saying is inaccurate. When they say no, then you can become aware of your habitual disingenuousness and start to correct it. If necessary, have them read what you said, to let you know you did indeed say it by noting the words on the screen that you typed. As them if "no qualifications", as you put it, means "no exceptions".

      Not that difficult, really. It'll be worth it.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  184. So where is the direct quote? by khasim · · Score: 1

    Okay, so when you say "no qualifications", do you mean there are, or are not, any exceptions?

    You said that you could quote me. Where is that quote? Here's the quote from you:

    Sure I will.

    Then do so.

    Or is this another expression of the "logic" of the believer? The same "logic" that results in them claiming that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies?

    Look, you just need to be basically honest with what you said and what that means according to any rational person who can use the only logic there is.

    Let me guess ... the "only logic there is" would be the "logic" of the believer. The same "logic" that you use when you say that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

    I'll stick to my statement that raping a child is evil.
    And it is the "logic" of the believer that allows them to claim that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.
    With the example of such being yourself in this thread.

    1. Re:So where is the direct quote? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I have not added any qualification to my statement. My statement does not require any qualifications.

      Do you, or do you not, acknowledge this is a direct quote?

      By all means, if you have some other meaning to your statement asserting no "qualifications", than that it is descriptively sufficient in itself and therefore applying to all possible cases, feel free.

      As for the "logic" question... well, yes. Where would you have acquired the idea that there are multiple logics? Can you give me a count of how many there are, say, one logic per different religious belief? Maybe another logic for each political party? One for you and another for everyone else?

      And, since you keep (pointlessly) repeating it, and appear to want to deal with questions of logic by means of out-spamming your opposition, I feel I should re-iterate it: As always, I am in complete agreement that rape is evil in the general case, and the question here is whether there could be exceptions, as that's core to the question of whether we can objectively judge God as "evil" for allowing an act that appears (at least subjectively) "evil".

      In your case it's more of a case of you -happening- to be correct by coincidence in your conclusion as to the general case, but personally deserving no credit for that as you haven't actually supported that stance from your own worldview in any way (and, naturally, having no moral force to actually help with such a situation, in its unbacked state), but that's another attribute to the discussion here.

      So, back to the question at hand: What precisely did you mean by "qualifications" in my direct quote?

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  185. That quote does not say what you claimed. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Do you, or do you not, acknowledge this is a direct quote?

    That quote does not say what you had claimed it said.
    Your claim was (and I will quote you verbatim):

    Okay, tedium. Wrong in every way, advocate of mass murder (in certain circumstances).

    That you claim that my statement that raping a child is evil is a statement saying that I "advocate mass murder (in certain circumstances)" is just another example of the "logic" of the believer.

    That "logic" results in statements such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

    You are the example of that "logic".

    And, since you keep (pointlessly) repeating it, and appear to want to deal with questions of logic ...

    That would be the "logic" of the believer.
    The same "logic" that results in statements such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

    This thread is the demonstration of that "logic" with you as the example claiming that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

    1. Re:That quote does not say what you claimed. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Wow, even more evasion than usual. You answered almost nothing of what you were asked.

      Simple fact is, though, if you directly state A, and directly state B, and those lead by direct, unarguable inference to C, then C is an accurate statement of your position. Especially when you challenge no part of this. If you say "It is evil to shoot someone, without qualification", and a police officer shoots someone who is going to blow up a building, you are saying that he should not shoot the bomber, and the building being destroyed is your preferred choice.

      That is what an "unqualified" position means, and why most thoughtful people avoid them. It's not really complicated.

      But, anyway, since you're down to just spamming, and your personal views don't really matter in a broader sense anyway, I'll just suggest this as in interesting "example" of the nature and arguments of a "Problem of Evil" debate, for the wider reader, though, fair warning to them, it's unusual for the other side to collapse and start evading quite as thoroughly and quickly as was the case here.

      And, time to move on, to the next thing.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  186. And still you cannot quote what you claim. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Simple fact is, though, if you directly state A, and directly state B, and those lead by direct, unarguable inference to C, then C is an accurate statement of your position.

    That would be "unarguable" by your "logic".

    That would be the "logic" of the believer that results in statements such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

    And it is my point in this thread to demonstrate that "logic" with you being the example. You have, repeatedly, stated that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances). As well as other lies.

    You cannot even substantiate your claims as to what I have posted without claiming that your "logic" proves what I did not post.

    But I can quote you.

    If Alexander Putin threatened to launch is entire arsenal of nuclear missiles at the U.S. and Europe unless someone on his staff raped a sixteen-year-old he disliked intensely, and it was clear that he both had the means to launch the missiles and the certain intent to do so, and the person had no alternative to avoid the deaths of hundreds of millions of people, I would consider the act "not evil".

    A direct quote from you where you state that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    That is the "logic" of the believer that results in them claiming that even raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

    And you are the example of that "logic".

    1. Re:And still you cannot quote what you claim. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know your claims, you've said the same exact thing a dozen times, regardless of how many counterpoints or questions were there that you -should- have answered.

      Again, zero lies, anyone at all can read the posts and my statements and yours and verify this. "Not evil" only in an extreme circumstance where the only option was far worse--again, verifiable by anyone.

      And, there's only one logic--as everyone competent already knows, no review needed at all. If that's your only takeaway for you from this discussion--make it that.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  187. So you have claimed. by khasim · · Score: 1

    And, there's only one logic--as everyone competent already knows, no review needed at all.

    Yes, the "logic" of the believer that results in such statements as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

    And my point in this thread has been to demonstrate that "logic" with you as the example. Such as your posting this:

    If Alexander Putin threatened to launch is entire arsenal of nuclear missiles at the U.S. and Europe unless someone on his staff raped a sixteen-year-old he disliked intensely, and it was clear that he both had the means to launch the missiles and the certain intent to do so, and the person had no alternative to avoid the deaths of hundreds of millions of people, I would consider the act "not evil".

    That is the "logic" of the believer that I'm using this thread to demonstrate.

    1. Re:So you have claimed. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Wow. You caught me that I said what I have never denied saying. Yes, I did indeed say that correct thing you keep accusing me of saying. Yes, it is still correct.

      There are no lies. There's you playing stupid linguistic games like you saying that gravity exists, but if I say you assert that things fall if dropped, your response is "Liar! I never said that verbatim!" It's just ridiculous. Nobody is, or could miss this.

      "Demonstrate" whatever you like, you're a fool who hasn't been able to address a single substantive point anywhere out of dozens in this thread, and continues a particularly stupid method of attempting to distract from the fact you haven't justified how I am anything but correct, or how your "always evil" opinion is anything but incorrect, by simply re-stating again and again my still-correct position.

      And no, none of your imaginary multiple logics will help you alter this fact.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  188. So you keep claiming, part 2. by khasim · · Score: 1

    There are no lies.

    You can claim that. But that is a lie as well.

    Meanwhile, I can quote you, verbatim, about how you claim that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    There's you playing stupid linguistic games like you saying that gravity exists, but if I say you assert that things fall if dropped, your response is "Liar! I never said that verbatim!" It's just ridiculous.

    Like I said, I can quote you, verbatim. You cannot do that. All you can do is lie.

    As I said, that is the "logic" of the believer which results in claims such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

    And my point is to demonstrate that "logic" with you as the example.

    1. Re:So you keep claiming, part 2. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, I can quote you, verbatim, about how you claim that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

      Look, idiot, quoting me on what I have not denied saying and which is completely correct is something that matters only in your deluded, spamming mind. I have said it, would say it again, it is completely correct, it is not evil if the "certain" circumstances are that it was the only way to avoid something much worse, like millions of deaths. Again, all sides of this issue, religious and secular philosophy, agree with me, according to every one of the "logics" that exist, to put it in your bizarre, irrational terms. Avoiding the much greater evil is the overriding factor here, from -all- perspectives, except the demented one you can neither support at all nor even reference your reasoning or source for. How broken does your brain have to be to think that emptily repeating this for the hundredth time matters to anyone, anywhere, for anything to do with anything?

      It is absolutely clear that you have said that it would be evil in -all cases-, which would include if that meant in the case of mass death in the alternative. If you are now saying otherwise, stop being an evasive coward, as you have proven to be, and directly say otherwise. That exceptional circumstance would be "qualification" from your absolute statement. You have said -no qualifications-. Again, it's only in your broken, irrational mind that you think anybody reads "no qualifications" as other than "no qualifications" and does anything other apply it as having that meaning, even if there's no possible way to guarantee that their valid application uses the same "verbatim" words as you do in your deceptive, cowardly, broken thought process. This is a debate forum, not a "guess the exact words in my brain or you're a liar" forum.

      You have profound issues with basic requirements of rational thought, this is absolutely clear. Spamming this again will do nothing but make that even more clear. You are making quite the "example", but of nothing but your own absurdity. Nothing you are doing will change this. You may be hoping that the hundredth time you repeat what I have said, which is accurate, undenied, and unchallenged in any rational way by you, will be noticed as an "example" of "believer's logic" and somebody will support your stance, in the face of all rationality. Nobody's coming, nobody will be doing that, nobody but me is going to waste a second on you, other than me, as you've overwhelmingly provided them no reason to do, with full "demonstration" you'll never be capable of it justifying a reason.

      You can go ahead and wait all the way to you getting Naturally Deselected, if you like. Makes no difference, and if Darwin is the only way to fix you, I leave it in his capable and inevitable hands.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  189. Re:So you keep claiming, part 3. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Look, idiot, quoting me on what I have not denied saying and which is completely correct is something that matters only in your deluded, spamming mind.

    I can quote you but you cannot quote me. That annoys you.

    That is because I am demonstrating how the "logic" of the believer results in them claiming such things as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

    Which has been my (oft stated) point in this thread. With you as the example.

    You have profound issues with basic requirements of rational thought, this is absolutely clear.

    So says the person posting that "logic" tells them that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

    You may be hoping that the hundredth time you repeat what I have said, which is accurate, undenied, and unchallenged in any rational way by you, will be noticed as an "example" of "believer's logic" and somebody will support your stance, in the face of all rationality.

    No.

    Again, as I have often stated, my point here is to demonstrate how the "logic" of the believer results in them making claims such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies. And you are the example of such.

    The hundredth time you make that claim will be the hundredth time you have publicly claimed that your "logic" tells you that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances) and other lies.

  190. Re:So you keep claiming, part 3. by Empiric · · Score: 1

    Unbelievable. You're a complete void of content with nothing but spamming repetition with zero capability for rational thought or counterargument sprinkled in.

    Yes. Fact. Clear to anyone who takes any time to review the clear evidence of that mess you call your mind.

    This one's Darwin's. Bye.

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    ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  191. Re:So you keep claiming, part 4. by khasim · · Score: 1

    You're a complete void of content with nothing but spamming repetition with zero capability for rational thought or counterargument sprinkled in.

    So you can claim.

    Of course, that is coming from the person who claims that "logic" tells them that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    Allow me to quote you on that:

    If Alexander Putin threatened to launch is entire arsenal of nuclear missiles at the U.S. and Europe unless someone on his staff raped a sixteen-year-old he disliked intensely, and it was clear that he both had the means to launch the missiles and the certain intent to do so, and the person had no alternative to avoid the deaths of hundreds of millions of people, I would consider the act "not evil".

    That is how to correctly quote someone.

    So you are mad that I do not accept your claims about how your "logic" (the same "logic" that tells you that raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances)) tells you that I'm wrong.

    Whatever. My point here has been to demonstrate the "logic" of the believer that results in them making claims such as raping a child is "not evil" (in certain circumstances).

    You are not the teacher.
    You are not the student.
    You are the example.

  192. Re:So you keep claiming, part 3. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly I hope this is your last post in the thread. This has been entertaining but the last half-dozen exchanges or so have just made me feel a bit sick. Re-read the thread. Try and figure out where you lost it, how you lost it, and why you lost it. Quit. Even if you get the last post in it won't change anything. Khasim's been playing with you the whole time, and the whole time you've let him. If early on you could have gotten him to play your game of semantics you might (doubtful, but might) have come out ahead. S/he didn't play, and pulled you into their game, made you their example, and has played you like a fiddle. You've obviously lost your cool, just like you lost the argument, and now are like a petulant child crying over losing their allowance for some juvenile act. Just stop already.

  193. Re:So you keep claiming, part 4. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same AC here as what wrote to your utterly defeated opponent. I've enjoyed this, up to a point, but this has gone well past the beating a dead horse phase. You won, they're pulp. If the other guy needs the last post, let the baby have its bottle. It won't erase the example you've made of him.

    Uninvited, nagging, and annoying AC signing off, and promising to not further muck up your (and I mean Your) thread.

  194. Re:So you keep claiming, part 3. by Empiric · · Score: 1

    Nah, despite being trolled, the wider reality is there are the outlines of a dozen different viable responses to the only matter of wider import here from the perspective of anyone other than he and I, the "Problem of Evil" as it is commonly known. Those who want them, can extract these without difficulty, and if this thread is any indication, use absolutely any of them without, often, the slightest valid beginnings to a counterargument. I won this, no question, on everything but an emotional/rhetorical level, and that level only has temporary helpfulness even for the opposition themselves.

    In general, though, one can expect the standard line of argument to be more robust and less pointlessly annoying, from most holders of opposing viewpoints, but the data is still there.

    And no, as would be both of our preferences, there will be no further responses on my side to "Khasim". As for more-effective nuance I might have had, it is indeed a personal challenge of mine to call those unrelenting in idiotic arguments "idiots", and those who are lying (or persistently being disingenuous) "liars". This tends to give the impression, if not the reality, of overextending one's argument. ;)

    This particular argument presents a particular challenge in that respect, as one tends to start off in an apparently-defensive position of "reject God or say you advocate rape (or any of myriad cheap accusations)". In my experience, the counterargument tends to run along a pattern of encirclement of the opposition's premises that are valid in their conclusions but invalid in their rationale, as if they have them by happenstance (and apparently they often actually do in reality!), and by parasitically asserting a theistic position while denying any rational basis for that position (at least ones they can name and support--though most atheists do -way- better with that than this guy) .

    There isn't any preferable way to me to address it I've encountered other than undermining the bases for the assertion--undermining through legitimate counterarguments, that is, but still requiring a digressive, and long, approach. I am always interested in better efficiency in concluding a standard argument, though, and will give your feedback consideration...

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  195. Re:So you keep claiming, part 4. by Empiric · · Score: 1

    Glad Khasim has another irrational friend--or at least an imaginary AC one that's he can tell himself is sufficiently irrational to be one. ;)

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