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  1. In Theory... on Geeks in Management? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Geeks in management make for a pretty good structure, though they may have little vision for the direction of the organization, rather like having accountants run the company. Dow Chemical used to have engineers at the top and was a pretty decent company to work for. Now it's all suits and they're more concerned with Profit(!!!) & Loss and Stock Value, like too many companies.

  2. Hum.. on Interview With Sundog of Radio Free Zion · · Score: 1
    Sounds about as exciting as flipping through the AM radio dials as the ionosphere descends. Or maybe less so.

    Novel idea, maybe it'll pay off in non obvious ways.

  3. Re:Oops.. on Volatility of Human Memory · · Score: 1
    It's maddening.

    Ah, but think of the fringe benefit of all the exercise you get!

  4. Re:Oops.. on Volatility of Human Memory · · Score: 1
    What -- you're now a slashdot editor?

    You're asking me? We're both in trouble.

    I have great memory, just lousy recall.

  5. Re:poor /. synaptic function on Volatility of Human Memory · · Score: 2, Funny
    Does this article explain the dupes on /. ??

    Maybe, but I'm sure it explains WOM - Write Only Memory.

  6. Re:Bizarro! on Volatility of Human Memory · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Bizarro! Bizarro! I'm moderating! Bizarro! I'm moderating you!!!

    For a moment I thought you were refering to Bizarro, by Dan Piraro, but I'm not sure. There's that Superman Bizarro World, you know, uh ... (dang, what's his name again) dude.

  7. Oops.. on Volatility of Human Memory · · Score: 3, Funny
    Dang. I had the perfect post, but forgot what it was just after hitting Reply..

    I hate when that happens.

    On another note... when I was 13 years old I was walking around the house for about 20 minutes trying to find the screw driver I just had, where the heck could it have gone, I just ... had ... it ... in ... my ... hand. It was still there and at that point I knew what lay ahead for me in life.

  8. Survey Says... on Survey Says Internet Users Confuse Search Results, Ads · · Score: 5, Funny
    "ABC News is reporting that apparently only 18% of adult web searchers can tell the difference between actual search results and advertisements.

    <Homer>Woo hoo! Finally above average! Take that Marilyn vos Savant!</Homer>

    92% of web searchers feel they are confident in their own searching abilities.

    Other useful stats:

    38% believe Prince Magumbe Obada of Nigeria has $14,000,000 to share with them

    56% believe that penis pills really work.

    29% believe they have just updated their PayPal or bank account safely and securely

    91% believe all that harddrive activity and bandwidth usage is Microsoft Windows ensuring their computer is safe and secure

    44% believe the moon is still made of green cheese and the landings were staged in a warehouse in El Segundo

    76% believe everything they read on the internet, which doesn't challenge their moral values, is true, the rest is all crap

  9. Patience... on Take Two Lands Exclusive MLB Deal · · Score: 1
    Can someone explain to me how "dramatically limiting the number of baseball video game manufacturers" will "promote competition in the marketplace to drive innovation in baseball product development"? Maybe I was asleep that day in ECON 101.

    It's about the banning of steriod sales, which went into effect recently. There's only enough for so many games. Quoting from a quote in the SJ Murky this Sunday:

    "Funny, isn't it: They ban the stuff and then the industry sells about 10 years' worth of product in three months"

    Of course, you'd think Baseball would only be too happy to license with as many game makers as possible, as they really need the money.

    *sniff* poor ole roger clemens, having to get by on only 18 million $ for one year of pitching *sniff* *honnnnnkkkk*

  10. WTF? on Microsoft Won't Appeal EU Ruling · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Microsoft has decided not to appeal the European court order to implement antitrust sanctions, Instead, Microsoft hopes to win their main appeal that they (Microsoft) had abused their software dominance."

    Damn, good sportsmanship, of all the low-down-sneaky tactics. Without Microsoft's Euro antics what are we supposed to discuss!!! Gotta dig for more dirt on other things, maybe run that article about Will Eisner dying or something, man, this really cuts into /. material...

  11. Re:Republican Response on US Stem Cells Contaminated · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    "Good! Now all the unholy poor will die faster!"

    NeoCon response:

    "At least the weren't exposed to Stem Cells of Mass Destruction."
  12. Old News on US Stem Cells Contaminated · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Geez, let's discuss old news, shall we? This was discussed by Kerry during the debates. From The Lantern, Oct 25, 2004
    The Kerry/Edwards campaign said there are many reasons to explore the possibilities that come with stem cell research: broad bipartisan support from 58 Senators, fewer cell lines available today than in 2001, cell contamination from mouse cells used to help culture some cell lines, lack of cell availability, dated technology, and the loss of U.S. leadership in the area as scientist go overseas to work.

    See ya later, Johnny (1925-2005) and thanks for the memories!

  13. Re:Related story on Inside the iPod, Past and Present · · Score: 1
    See also: iPod Shuffle Deconstructed.

    Obvious Logic: If they don't intend for you to pull it apart, then why do they have all that printing on the inside?

  14. Bullwinkle Part Deux on The Know-It-All · · Score: 2, Funny
    Used to Know it all .. I used to know it all, and then I hit my head on a SPARC system.

    What about Bullwinkle J. Moose, the original Mr. Know It All?

  15. New DRM.. on Consumer Electronics Companies Plan Common DRM Standard · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Look dear, there's a box with buttons and wires on it that came with our new DVD player."
    "What does it say on that card?"
    "Attach wires to genitals, then read card. How odd. Well, when in Rome..." *zip* *fwit* *squitch* *squitch*
    "Ok, the card says 'Read this Phrase aloud, I will not copy DVD's'"
    "I will not copy DVD's. Hey a light came on which says 'LIE'"
    *BZZOWNT* "Yaaaaarrrrrggghhhhh!!!!"

  16. The Wicked Witch! on Michael Powell to Leave FCC · · Score: 1
    The Wicked Witch!

    Please.. that is so 1930's. These days evil is characterized by , Voldemort and anything RIAA/MPAA are up to.

  17. Re:Stern.. on Michael Powell to Leave FCC · · Score: 3, Informative
    So did Howard Stern win or lose?

    Howard actually won big assuming Sirius keeps the checks coming to him and they don't bounce.

    ...a five-year, $500 million deal...

  18. No Conference? on Michael Powell to Leave FCC · · Score: 5, Funny
    but was not expected to hold a formal news conference,

    Strategically eliminating the chance for a wardrobe malfunction?

  19. Empire Builder? on Rolling With Ruby On Rails · · Score: 2, Funny
    Thats interesting. Never heard of Ruby before but it seems very useful especially with the DB integration.

    Rabid Empire Builder (and Euro Rails, British Rails, Russian Rails, Iron Dragon, Lunar Rails, India Rails, Australia Rails, Nippon Rails, etc.) fan that I am, I saw the title and thought immediately that Ruby Rails was the next game from MayFair which would somehow bridge programming and empire building at the same time. Alas..

    you rolled a 1, ha!, didn't compile!

  20. Coporation Adoption and Co-opting of Linux on Linux, Inc. · · Score: 1
    Really, did nobody see this coming? C'mon a show of hands.

    1 .. 2 .. 3 .. 3.141529 (awright, knock it off, you with the vulcan ears) .. 4 .. 5.

    5. Damn. You had to know with boardroom approval and purchasing agents and all were going to take the hacker gleam off this cute little pengy one day.

  21. FlexGrid? on Rolling With Ruby On Rails · · Score: 5, Funny
    Ruby doesn't have FlexGrid ocx which basically makes it useless for database apps.

    FlexGrid? FLEXGRID?!?!

    Implementation of FlexGrids is responsible for extreme stress, male pattern baldness, genital warts, dry heaves, infertility, webbed toes, seeing spots, loss of super powers, carpal tunnel syndrome, diarrhea, dandruff, dispepsia, gas, fingernail rot, yellowy wax buildup, stink foot, Plantars warts, incontinence, communism, crusty boogers, arthritis, bursitis and and cooties. The only treatment is 500mg of Dammitol, fiftytwo times a day.

    You, sir, are a maniac.

  22. Xenu? on Volcanic Warming Eyed in 'Great Dying' · · Score: 1
    I should have never given Dick Cheney that time machine. I was not aware of the mischief he was capable of.

    IIRC, it was Xenu, the guy the scientologists say took a bunch of aliens and crammed them into a VOLCANO where Hawaii is and blew them up, in what really comes off as the sort of wild yarn I wish I could come up with when I'm totally snokkered. If you'd read Copolymer's tale in Pyramids by Terry Pratchett, you had a similar idea. Keep in mind a "religion" is based upon this. Do you suppose they've seized upon this as evidents that L. Ron Hubbard's rantings were true?

  23. Re:ancient global warming on Volcanic Warming Eyed in 'Great Dying' · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...yet somehow they'll find a way to blame it all on George W Bush.

    You misspelled C-H-U-R-C-H O-F S-C-I-E-N-T-O-L-O-G-Y

  24. Re:Only in major cities on IT Salaries to Grow 0.5% in 2005 · · Score: 1
    Not to mention the average wage of workers in these types of studies tend to include workers living in horribly expensive places like San Francisco, thus the average wage tends to be higher than what you are probably making, unless you live in a place where $500,000 buys you a tiny plot of land with a shoe-box sized house.

    Try Santa Cruz, shoebox wedged into a lot with hardly a yard, no garage (as it was probably turned into another room or is full of stuff, so you park on the street) $600K and up. Try to find a job here, though. For central coast Calif, $65K household income is considered the poverty line.

  25. Re:Woo-hoo! Mansion, here I come. on IT Salaries to Grow 0.5% in 2005 · · Score: 1
    Oh wait. .5% on AVERAGE. Damn. Cottage here I come.

    More like Mobile Home, here I come!

    Ob Python Four Yorkshirmen, "Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!"