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  1. Re:Cutting a head off the Hydra on Justice Dept. Names ZeuS Trojan Author, Seizes Control of P2P "Gameover" Botnet · · Score: 1

    Yeah. "OS effortlessly compromised, yet again", gosh, I wonder which one it could be???

  2. Cutting a head off the Hydra on Justice Dept. Names ZeuS Trojan Author, Seizes Control of P2P "Gameover" Botnet · · Score: 3, Funny

    And where one compromised Windows machine falls, two more will arise to take its place.

  3. After he's done with his foot... on Comcast CEO Brian Roberts Opens Mouth, Inserts Foot · · Score: 0

    ...tell him to insert my dick. Given the choice between dial-up and Comcast, I'll go for dial-up, every time. I'd rather have the New York Times crossword puzzle or a Ouija Board as my only source of outside contact than Comcast.

  4. Re:Who gives a shit? on HR Chief: Google Sexual, Racial Diversity "Not Where We Want to Be" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It doesn't matter if they're male or female, it only matters if they have an H1B visa.

  5. Re:Weasel words on UPS Denies Helping the NSA 'Interdict' Packages · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "UPS is not aware of any court orders from the NSA seeking to inspect technology-related shipments."

    Because we know the NSA never does anything without a valid court order.

  6. Re:Nothing new under the sun, just new uses on How MIT and Caltech's Coding Breakthrough Could Accelerate Mobile Network Speeds · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yup, sounds a lot like par2, except this system works inline, in a streaming context to repair mangled blocks/packets, where par2 uses out-of-band data (the par2 files) to do the repairs after all the data is transmitted.

  7. Re:Qualifications? on Scott Adams's Plan For Building Giant Energy-Generating Pyramids · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've never seen an example of him telling the engineers of the world that they're doing it all wrong where he hasn't been right.

  8. I guess we should be glad there are no Visual Basic programmers on the City Council.

  9. Re:Mad Scientists' Dream on 'Curiosity' Lead Engineer Suggests Printing Humans On Other Planets · · Score: 1

    Think of the RIVERS of drool.

  10. Re:The end on 'Curiosity' Lead Engineer Suggests Printing Humans On Other Planets · · Score: 1

    Genius. In many ways, better than The Last Question.

  11. Re:Mad Scientists' Dream on 'Curiosity' Lead Engineer Suggests Printing Humans On Other Planets · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's print up 20,000 Sarah Palin's on Orionis IV just for the hell of it.

    Oooooh. And 5 Justin Biebers. And then televise what happens next.

  12. Re:What if there isn't any truth out there? on Hunt Intensifies For Aliens On Kepler's Planets · · Score: 1

    Well, we have spent several centuries mining and purifying elements. I can think of some examples in our own world where invasions have happened to exploit technologically backward societies possession of mineral wealth.

  13. Fucking Washington on Hunt Intensifies For Aliens On Kepler's Planets · · Score: 2

    If we could get some meaningful immigration reform, we wouldn't have to spend so much time hunting for them.

  14. Re:646 lines of Perl? on No, HealthCare.gov Doesn't Require 500 Million Lines of Code · · Score: 2

    Let's talk about the 48 DOS batch files with 849 lines of "code" between them.

  15. Re:Wound in the Force on The Andromeda Galaxy Just Had a Bright Gamma Ray Event · · Score: 1

    How fast is a midichlorian particle?

    They can do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

  16. Re:Almost... on Why Snowden Did Right · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm saying we have ENTIRELY TOO MUCH unfettered capitalism, which is blindingly obvious to any non-libertardian. Your fantasy world is just that: a fantasy.

  17. Re:Almost... on Why Snowden Did Right · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not democracy if capitalism has its hooks in every aspect of government.

  18. Re:Project MAC? on 50 Years Later, MIT Looks Back At AI and Networking Pioneer Project MAC · · Score: 2

    Then why was it called God's Chosen Operating System? Huh, smartass?

  19. Re:As General "Buck" Turgidson said on B-52 Gets First Full IT Upgrade Since 1961 · · Score: 1

    Important safety tip: don't let a hot-dog get a B52 sideways. Especially only 250 feet AGL, at just above level flight stall speed.

  20. Re:Paltry on Bug In DOS-Based Voting Machines Disrupts Belgian Election · · Score: 2

    This is the kind of project you could do in a weekend on a Raspberry Pi. Off-the-shelf , disposable hardware; demonstrably provable software.

  21. Re:This act is highly illegal on Registry Hack Enables Continued Updates For Windows XP · · Score: 1

    Yeah. "Felony Registry Hack" will get you 10 to 20.

  22. Re:Bamboo Bicycle on Is Bamboo the Next Carbon Fibre? · · Score: 1

    Unbefuckinglievable. I post this when GP is at 0, "hey, this is cool", GP goes to +5, and much later, I get hit with a "Troll" and a "Flamebait". Unreal.

  23. Re:Bamboo Bicycle on Is Bamboo the Next Carbon Fibre? · · Score: 1

    Cool. Of course, yumi bows have been laminated bamboo since BC times.

  24. Re:Bamboo Bicycle on Is Bamboo the Next Carbon Fibre? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Somebody with mod points please bump parent up. Those bikes are astounding! Be sure to click on, and then embiggen the pictures. Off the hook engineering!

  25. For those who usually get "irony" wrong.. on Has the Ethanol Threat Manifested In the US? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I fill my car with no-ethanol gas, but that's not very easy to find (farmer's co-ops are one handy source) </quote>

    Priceless.