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  1. Re:Consortium on BlackBerry Will Sell Itself For $4.7 Billion · · Score: 2

    Bingo. When I read the headline, I said "4.7 BILLION??? That's crazy!!" - but for an Apple, a Microsoft, a Google, a portion of that $4.7B is cheap insurance to keep those BlackBerry patents off the street and in the hands of other Mutual Assured Destruction patent players.

  2. Re:"Will businesses needlessly give away money?" on Will Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn Stay With MySQL? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because the managers who select databases are buying ass-coverage. Performance and cost are secondary considerations.

  3. Re:Wow on Hiccup In Space: Orbital Sciences ISS Docking Delayed By Days · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    jeopardizes ... hundred of millions of taxpayer funds.

    Bring the main hyperbole cannon on line! Maybe you could dial back the rhetoric to 11.

  4. Re:Skipper! on Intel Rolls Out Raspberry Pi Competitor · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure this one ends with Gilligan's hat floating on a pool of quicksand.

  5. Re:interesting on Fracked Shale Could Sequester Carbon Dioxide · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sure, all you have to do is collect it, transport it and store it. And I'm SURE companies will be *lining up* to take on the extra expense. Easy peasy.

  6. Re:Quite the Buddhist there... on Charles Carreon Finally Surrenders To the Oatmeal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    No, that's Republicanism.

  7. Re:Come on Slashdot on Charles Carreon Finally Surrenders To the Oatmeal · · Score: 2

    OK, that's 273.15 Kelvin. Feel better?

  8. Re:Low hanging fruit on Angry Brazilian Whacks NASA To Put a Stop To ... Er, the NSA · · Score: 3, Funny

    It makes me wince when I hear "low hanging fruit" and "Brazil wax" in the same context.

  9. Re:American Exceptionalism and Moral Superiority on Emotional Attachment To Robots Could Affect Battlefield Outcome · · Score: 2

    John Dvorak, is that you?

  10. Not really surprised by this on Emotional Attachment To Robots Could Affect Battlefield Outcome · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've had the same kind of feelings for computers I've owned; some you like (or dislike) more than others, even the ones you've built yourself. Even cars have their own personalities, even if they're ostensibly identical.

  11. Re:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA on True Size of the Shadow Banking System Revealed (Spoiler: Humongous) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are you kidding? It is riotously funny that *anyone* could, with a straight face, begin a sentence with "The banking system is closely regulated and monitored...".

  12. Re:Shadow economies on True Size of the Shadow Banking System Revealed (Spoiler: Humongous) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Other than the tens of millions who are upside-down on their house loans, or who have already lost them; other than the entire middle class, who have had stagnant wages for the last 40 years, no, no-one at all. Everything is lollipops and unicorns when the 0.1% are allowed to "trickle down"* on the rest of us.

    *

  13. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA on True Size of the Shadow Banking System Revealed (Spoiler: Humongous) · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The banking system is closely regulated and monitored by central banks and other government agencies."

    AHAHAHAHA Stop it! Yer killing me!

  14. Re:Plasmonic nanostructures on Plasmonic Nanostructures Could Prove a Boon To Solar Cell Technology · · Score: 1

    Well, there was that bit about "reconfiguring the main deflector dish"...

  15. Plasmonic nanostructures on Plasmonic Nanostructures Could Prove a Boon To Solar Cell Technology · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone's been spending too much time reading "The Big Book of Star Trek Technobabble".

  16. Re:USENET? on Toronto Family Bans All Technology In Their Home Made After 1986 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was only kidding! Everyone knows that the Mennonites are still using S100 bus machines.

  17. Re:USENET? on Toronto Family Bans All Technology In Their Home Made After 1986 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can they still use the USENET using an IBM PC Compatible?

    Only Mennonites do that any more.

  18. Re:Sorry on Study: Our 3D Universe Could Have Originated From a 4D Black Hole · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mmmmmmm. Branes.

  19. Re:How much of a role did an Android phone play... on Nokia Had an Android Phone In Development · · Score: 2

    Think of it more like a "the murdered woman was pregnant" headline. Actually, that's a pretty good analogy. Certainly closer to the truth than Balmer would like to admit.

  20. Re:Suspiciously accurate on It Takes 2.99 Gigajoules To Vaporize a Human Body · · Score: 1

    Did you miss the "giga" that came after the 2.99? So that would be 2,990,000,000 Joules. Roughly.

  21. Re:Oh Gawd!! on Google Releases Raspberry Pi Web Dev Teaching Tool · · Score: 1

    Since when has Perl replaced PHP as the black sheep of Web languages?

    You got that backwards, sonny. And get off my lawn.

  22. Oh Gawd!! on Google Releases Raspberry Pi Web Dev Teaching Tool · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...on which kids can learn HTML, CSS and JavaScript...

    Why not teach them Perl and make 'em Cubs fans too, as long as you're about to fuck 'em up for life?

  23. Re:A Post with an Agenda on A Tale of Two MySQL Bugs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, DONTGIVEAFUCK is one of the statuses on their Bugzilla. Just sayin'.

  24. Re:You know that things are bad... on Yahoo and Facebook Join Google In FISC Petition After Government Talks Fail · · Score: 1

    I assumed they used it in their hollow-point ammo buy quantities.

  25. Re:You know that things are bad... on Yahoo and Facebook Join Google In FISC Petition After Government Talks Fail · · Score: 2

    If this (limited amount that we know of) is what the NSA is doing with Facebook and email, can you imagine what they're up to with spying on IRC channels? I'll bet even using IRC is enough to get you on a list.