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It Takes 2.99 Gigajoules To Vaporize a Human Body

Have you ever wondered how much energy is needed to power a phaser set to kill? A trio of researchers at the University of Leicester did, so they ran some tests and found out it would take roughly 2.99 GJ to vaporize an average-sized adult human body. Quoting: "First, consider the true vaporization – the complete separation of all atoms within a molecule – of water. With a simple molecular structure containing an oxygen atom bonded to two hydrogen atoms, it takes serious energy to break these bonds. In fact, it takes 460 kilojoules of energy to break just one mole of oxygen-hydrogen bonds — around the same energy that a 2,000-pound car going 70 miles per hour on the highway has in potential. And that's just 18 grams of water! So as you can see, it would take a gargantuan amount of energy to separate all the atoms in even a small glass of water — especially if that glass of water is your analog for a person. The human body is a bit more complicated than a glass of water, but it still vaporizes like one. And thanks to our spies spread across scientific organizations, we now have the energy required to turn a human into an atomic soup, to break all the atomic bonds in a body. According to the captured study, it takes around three gigajoules of death-ray to entirely vaporize a person — enough to completely melt 5,000 pounds of steel or simulate a lightning bolt."

272 comments

  1. well done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just in time now that Texas can't get Sodium Thiopental.

    1. Re:well done by s13g3 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Leicester is correctly pronounced "lay-ses-ter".

      No it isn't. It's pronounced "les-ter".

      Source: I've been there. Also, this.

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    2. Re:well done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But also useful for euthanasia (assisted suicide). Imagine a long platform off a very high tower way out out in the middle of the pacific ocean. You jump and, once you've fallen far enough for the blast radius not to damage the tower or platform, then some ultra high power laser vaporize you in a small fraction of a second. You would know for a fact that there would be no discomfort or pain of dying because the nerve signals could travel that fast.

    3. Re:well done by neiljt · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You are correct, sir. I can tell you this because I have lived there. Plus I am English, and most of us just know this.

      Actually, Leicester is easy compared to some place names in England. Shrewsbury is interesting, as not even the locals can agree (~"Shroos-b'ry" [rhymes with "shoes"] vs. ~"Shrose-bury" [rhymes with "throws"]) (pardon my phonetics [not to mention my nested parentheses]). I think it has something to do with which side of the river you live, but I haven't actually lived there so don't know the full details.

      Probably best not to mention Slaithwaite or Featherstonehaugh.

    4. Re:well done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No it isn't. You are wrong.

      Well played argument. I suggest you stick your fingers in your ears too, to make your statement even more correct.

    5. Re:well done by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they shortened the name from "moleicester"...

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    6. Re:well done by Megane · · Score: 1

      Just wait until he tries to pronounce Natchitoches!

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    7. Re: well done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong. I am British so I know.

    8. Re:well done by Golddess · · Score: 1

      But also useful for euthanasia (assisted suicide). [...] You would know for a fact that there would be no discomfort or pain of dying

      Just one problem with that.

      it takes around three gigajoules of death-ray to entirely vaporize a person — enough to completely melt 5,000 pounds of steel or simulate a lightning bolt.

      People have survived being hit by lightning. But then, I don't know what goes in to simulating a lightning bolt. So maybe most of that energy isn't in the lightning bolt itself.

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    9. Re:well done by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      People who survive being hit by lightning do so because slightly more than usual of the vast majority of the energy keeps going, not because they are Norse gods. :)

      If all of the energy in a (somewhat bigger-than-average*) lightning bolt spontaneously converted to heat in an even distribution throughout your body, you would indeed be vaporised.

      *The average negative cloud-to-ground bolt is about half a gigajoule, but much bigger bolts do happen. And then there are "superbolts". Wikipedia is a nice start: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning

    10. Re:well done by shentino · · Score: 1

      Nacho Cheetos!

    11. Re:well done by shentino · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough I wouldn't consider nerds undesirable in the first place.

      If Skynet ever takes over I would definitely want an army of nerds trying to stop it.

    12. Re:well done by hubie · · Score: 1

      Better yet, they could build a big arena and everyone who goes to the arena could float up in the air before they vaporize. At birth we could implant a crystal in everyone's hand, and when their crystal starts flashing, that's when they know to go to the arena. The criteria for when their crystal flashes, we can figure that out later. Base it on their age or something ....

    13. Re:well done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is. YOU are wrong. Also, Worcester is pronounced "war-ster." For anything with -shire on the end, the shire is pronounced "shir" not "shy-ir."

    14. Re: well done by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I grew up less than 30 miles from "lester" and we always pronounced it "lester", not "layesster" or anything else. It's possible that they call it something weird up in the sheep-shagging country of the Peak, or the Wolds, but not down on the Plains of Central Englandshire. But that would imply that you're a sheep shagger, hich is not a fate I'd wish on any sheep.

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  2. In Soviet USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It only takes NSA to vaporize your freedom

    1. Re:In Soviet USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ^This post made me feel very sad, because it is true

  3. Hmm by Mitchell314 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's gonna take a mighty big shark to carry around that kind of firepower . . .

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    1. Re:Hmm by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      It's gonna take a mighty big shark to carry around that kind of firepower . . .

      Don't give the Sci-Fi -- I mean SyFy (sigh) -- channel any ideas. Sharknado was bad enough.

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    2. Re:Hmm by Delarth799 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sharkalance, Sharknado, Sharkquake, Sharkquake 2 The After Sharks.

    3. Re:Hmm by petteyg359 · · Score: 4, Funny

      SyFy (sigh)

      Iy think you myght have meant (sy).

    4. Re:Hmm by only_human · · Score: 1

      Dr. Emmett Brown: No, no, no, no, no, this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.

    5. Re:Hmm by milkmage · · Score: 1

      Topshark - 80's movie, about the American pilots who went up against those Russian Sharks.

    6. Re:Hmm by allaunjsilverfox2 · · Score: 1

      It's gonna take a mighty big shark to carry around that kind of firepower . . .

      Don't give the Sci-Fi -- I mean SyFy (sigh) -- channel any ideas. Sharknado was bad enough.

      Here's another terrible idea: Antalanche >.>

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    7. Re:Hmm by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      Terrible ideas at the refresh of a page: TRHOnline.com - SyFy/Sci Fi Channel Original Movie Generator

      SyFy Original Pictures Presents
      Metal Mountain
      Corin Nemec / Kellie Brothersen / Barry Corbin
      Corin Nemec is 16th century conquistador Hernan Cortes, and Barry Corbin is a US Senator running for President of the United States. Their experiment, while noble, has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
      Also starring Kellie Brothersen as a very large android, can they stop the alien menace that has taken over our world?

      Maybe not the best example as I'll watch anything with Barry Corbin, he rocks. "Beefed up? How about screwed up?"

    8. Re:Hmm by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This is also more than the 1.21 gigawatts needed to go back to the future!

    9. Re:Hmm by mapinguari · · Score: 2

      Nonsense. 2.99GJ is simply 1.21GW over 2.47 seconds.

    10. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What the hell is a gigawatt?

    11. Re:Hmm by ProzacPatient · · Score: 1

      If the shark doesn't have enough power I suppose the shark could always hook onto a clocktower at precisely the right moment as lightening strikes.

    12. Re:Hmm by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      You must not have actually seen Sharknado before criticizing it - honestly, it was pure, ridiculous, unapologetically B movie genius.

    13. Re:Hmm by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "Nonsense. 2.99GJ is simply 1.21GW over 2.47 seconds."

      But it's all irrelevant, because OP's main premise is obviously false.

      If we want to take the situation even a little bit literally, then a phaser could not be "vaporizing" its target. If it did, there would be a tremendous explosion. In fact, 2.99 GJ worth of "boom".

      But we don't see that. Therefore a phaser could not be a "vaporizer" at all. Nor could it be a "molecular dissociation" device because the result could be the same.

      I would have to theorize that it was some kind of device to send matter into another dimension, or some such. The energy required for that is completely unknown. It could be only a mJ or two. Who knows?

    14. Re: Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess too. I is calles a PHASER for a reason. Or maybe it just turns the object 90deg to everything else but it is still there (Stranger in a strange land)? :-)

    15. Re:Hmm by Eyeball97 · · Score: 0

      For paedophiles you could set it to 1.21W over 2.47 Gseconds...

    16. Re:Hmm by Megane · · Score: 1

      SyFy

      Pronounced "shitty".

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    17. Re:Hmm by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      A small pig farm can turn a human body into methane in a matter of hours, those things eat like...well...pigs

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    18. Re:Hmm by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Don't ask me, I thought the good doctor said "jiggawatt".

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    19. Re:Hmm by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Sharkablanca, Whiteshark and the seven carps, Huckleberry Fin. I won't spoil the stories.

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    20. Re:Hmm by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Not to many people enjoy B movies anymore.

      Well, I'm discounting those who think a Porno is a B movie so don't chime in about how Alice's wonderland or long dong silver is a all time fav.

    21. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enough to run an LED flashlight nonstop for 65 years.

    22. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sharks on a plane

      Sharks on every plane

    23. Re: Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, it renders the target imaginary.

    24. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoooosh....

    25. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      65 years is only 2Gs

    26. Re: Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the fictional target is already imaginary, so it's either rotated into real matter or antimatter depending on the rotation phase.

    27. Re:Hmm by JeanCroix · · Score: 1

      Or for the reality side, America's Next Top Shark.

  4. Disintegration by BasilBrush · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Phasers don't vaporise a person. They disintegrate them.

    Since we don't yet know the physics behind this phenomenon we can't say how much energy it needs.

    1. Re:Disintegration by QuasiSteve · · Score: 2

      The normal maximum setting on a hand phaser would vaporize a humanoid lifeform or a Human-size android with a single hit. (TOS: "What Are Little Girls Made Of?"; TNG: "The Vengeance Factor"; Star Trek: First Contact) This was also called disintegration. (ENT: "In a Mirror, Darkly, Part II")

      - memory-alpha.org

      Though I suspect the Star Trek phaser suffered from the same problems as the StarGate zat'n'ktel, in that the effect would be a wee bit too convenient for plot reasons - as I've rarely seen them use it (even when they definitely had little regard for the wellbeing of whatever they pointed them at) in this manner.

    2. Re:Disintegration by Tobenisstinky · · Score: 1

      What do disrupters do then?

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    3. Re:Disintegration by shrikel · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I don't see why "vaporization" must be defined as "completely separating all atoms within a molecule." Evaporation and boiling are two means of vaporizing (making into vapor) without complete atomic separation.

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    4. Re:Disintegration by reeno49 · · Score: 1

      You rarely saw the zat gun used? Is that because you didn't watch too many episodes or just blinked often?

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    5. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What do disrupters do then?

      They disrupt something, obviously.

      Look, the terms "vaporize" and "disintegrate" are common through sci-fi which predates Star Trek, so the Trekkies need to get the knot out of their panties about this.
      Neither term has ever been well-defined in a general sense across the genre. But in general we could base it on the actual meaning of the word. To vaporize something is to turn it into a vapor, or more specifically cause the object to become such small particles as could be suspended in a gas. This does not require any molecules actually be torn apart, or even reduced to the size of single molecules.
      A complete disintegration, however, would imply that the object be torn apart at least down to the molecular level. And more than likely down to the atomic level, although that point could also be argued, but if we're going that far we'd have to take it as small as possible, and so why don't we just cut to the chase and call it the point at which all the matter has been converted into energy.

      In any case, the authors are assuming that you must tear the molecules apart, and frankly speaking breaking it down into individual molecules would be enough to satisfy most people in real life.

    6. Re:Disintegration by SuricouRaven · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Often on TV, killing is actually easier than dealing with the bodies. The network censors really hate bloody corpses, but have less objection to the process of making them. A common solution is to introduce either mooks that conveniently diappear when dead (See Buffy, Charmed - the prefered fantasy solution) or weapons which leave no body (See half the weapons in Doctor Who or STs phasors - the prefered sci-fi solution).

      The vaporisation option usually ignores the difficulty of where approximately eighty kilograms of water vapor is going to end up - boiling a human in such a short time would result in a blast of high-pressure superheated steam and organic soup.

    7. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      used on disintegrate. That "third shot disintegrates" was ignored most of the time because they shot those things all the time with lots of shots.

    8. Re:Disintegration by msobkow · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Disrupt molecular bonds, I guess.

      While phasers phase molecular bonds.

      In some theoretical sci-fi future, there is a difference.

      Perhaps the reason they are hand-held is they actually produce the energy needed as part of their discombobulation process by capturing the existing energy of the molecular bonds and redirecting it, sort of like a nuclear chain reaction. So it only needs a little zap of energy to kickstart the process.

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    9. Re:Disintegration by reeno49 · · Score: 1

      Of course it was ignored. Most of the time they didn't bother to shoot twice, nevermind three times. Ain't nobody got time for that. Not even Richard Dean Anderson.

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    10. Re:Disintegration by ultranova · · Score: 2

      I don't see why "vaporization" must be defined as "completely separating all atoms within a molecule." Evaporation and boiling are two means of vaporizing (making into vapor) without complete atomic separation.

      Because most molecules in the human body are simply too big: the energy needed to separate them from each other is greater than the energy needed to break them apart. You can observe this behavior if you have a fireplace: a log of wood will first burn with a flame as volatiles evaporate and mix with the air (and burn), but even after the flame goes out there'll be a lot of charcoal which smolders as its breaks apart burn while it still remains solid.

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    11. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      StarGate zat'n'ktel

      They did eventually explicitly make fun of how stupid that was in episode 100, after quietly removing the disintegrate feature in season 2. They continue to use the stun feature throughout the series, though.

      Writer: We could always go back to the way it was in the script.
      Director: No, we can't. We've already established that one shot stuns and two shots kills, and Victor shot everybody twice.
      Martin Lloyd: So three shots disintegrates them!
      Director: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that, because that is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say. [walks away] [this is an obvious reference to the way Zat guns originally worked]
      Martin Lloyd: [to writer] Why are you looking at me like I'm an idiot? Why are you even on set? Go write something!

    12. Re:Disintegration by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I always figured that phasers had some sort of reclamation tech -- where the energy deployed in the first phase was then reclaimed, thus solving the issue of a bunch of superheated water vapor -- leaving it instead as ambient temperature water vapor, and the phaser as reusable. That was my own way of reasoning it away all those years ago, anyway.

      I could never figure out how you could set a phaser to "stun" though -- does it just change the phase of some molecules while ignoring the bulk of them?

    13. Re:Disintegration by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Eh, I noticed they used zat when they didn't want to be lethal (capture somebody, not overly infuriate the natives, etc), and the p90 or mp5 the rest of the time (probably cheaper special effects...)

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    14. Re:Disintegration by reeno49 · · Score: 1

      That's how I remember it with pretty much everyone but Jack, but IIRC it got to a point where he became almost whiney when he didn't have a zat and had to resort to his p90, to the point where it became comical.

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    15. Re:Disintegration by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

      You rarely saw the zat gun used?

      Sorry, I used poor phrasing :)

      What I meant was - I rarely saw the Star Trek phaser used in a 'disintegrate' setting when used on living things, even though it would have been rather useful (no body to discover, e.g.)

      The zat was of course used pretty much every other episode. Which is a shame - I'm partial to the staff weapon ;)

    16. Re:Disintegration by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      I think the most logical way a phaser on disintegrate setting could work would be some effect that neutralizes the strong nuclear force. Then whatever you hit with it would just disintegrate to a cloud of quarks.

    17. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't the 'disintegrate' option disabled and considered illegal in StarTrek?

    18. Re:Disintegration by westlake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Often on TV, killing is actually easier than dealing with the bodies. The network censors really hate bloody corpses, but have less objection to the process of making them. A common solution is to introduce either mooks that conveniently diappear when dead...

      Saves money, Saves time.

      You don't have to show the blood and bodies on screen. You don't have to remove the blood and bodies on screen.

      The same reasons why Star Trek and Dr. Who have teleportation. Why the TARDIS is bigger on the inside than the outside.

    19. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phasers don't vaporise a person. They disintegrate them.

      Since we don't yet know the physics behind this phenomenon we can't say how much energy it needs.

      Math not physics! Dis-integration is just differentiation. I'm gonna d/dx ya to death, fool!

    20. Re:Disintegration by harperska · · Score: 1

      Most of the molecules in the body are not too big, as most of the body's molecules are water molecules. That is why the researchers used water as the body analogue. But when you talk about vaporizing water, you are just talking about turning it into water vapor, not separating it into its atomic parts. So to really get an accurate energy estimate for a phaser set to disintegrate, you need to calculate the energy required to turn the water fraction of the body into water vapor, plus the energy required to break down the biomolecule (fats and proteins, etc.) fraction and calcified tissue (bones & teeth) fraction into volatiles.

    21. Re: Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      what?! You don't know how to put a phaser on stun? you just turn that shiny cylinder thingy on the front counter-clockwise. i thought this was a tech site.

    22. Re:Disintegration by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Staff weapons are weapons of terror, not combat. I'd quote the episode, but I'm lazy. It was one of the ones were they were just starting to partner with the Jaffa, and they had O'neall talking about the MP5s they use, the staff weapon fired at a log hanging took some hits and missed, the MP5 in Sam's hands, cut the swinging target in half.

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    23. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In any case, the authors are assuming that you must tear the molecules apart, and frankly speaking breaking it down into individual molecules would be enough to satisfy most people in real life.

      It depends. Do you just want your enemy dead or really, really dead? Half-assed vaporization gives the rest of us professionals a bad name.

    24. Re:Disintegration by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      I thought a phaser basically writes someone out of a script.

    25. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for some reason i always thought Disruptors were sonic in nature.

    26. Re: Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not only untrue, it makes no sense as an explanation. Intermolecular forces are an order of magnitude smaller than intramolecular ones. This is true regardless of how big the molecules are. Even if it were true, the energy required to totally dissociate all the atoms in the human body from one another is the sum of the energies of the inter- and intra-molecular bonds they participate in. Therefore, it makes no sense to say that the calculation was based on total dissociation because forces between big molecules are big.

    27. Re:Disintegration by gagol · · Score: 1

      star trek bend physics to the story... arguing about it is as useful as nasturbating fruit flies.

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    28. Re:Disintegration by Jessified · · Score: 1

      Vaporization is not the same as hydrolysis. Vaporisation means liquid turning to vapor.

    29. Re:Disintegration by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Staff weapons are weapons of terror, not combat. I'd quote the episode, but I'm lazy. It was one of the ones were they were just starting to partner with the Jaffa, and they had O'neall talking about the MP5s they use, the staff weapon fired at a log hanging took some hits and missed, the MP5 in Sam's hands, cut the swinging target in half.

      Yeah the Jaffa 'marksman' demonstrating the staff weapon took about 3 shots just to hit the swinging log and all the Jaffa cheered at his amazing prowess.

      Sam cut the rope with the MP5 on full auto almost instantly and the Jaffa kind of went quiet and sheepish.

      IIRC it was the episode where the Goa'uld Imhotep was posing as a Jaffa leader.

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    30. Re:Disintegration by myowntrueself · · Score: 2

      I always figured that phasers had some sort of reclamation tech -- where the energy deployed in the first phase was then reclaimed, thus solving the issue of a bunch of superheated water vapor -- leaving it instead as ambient temperature water vapor, and the phaser as reusable. That was my own way of reasoning it away all those years ago, anyway.

      I could never figure out how you could set a phaser to "stun" though -- does it just change the phase of some molecules while ignoring the bulk of them?

      I figured it used transporter/replicator technology and this is where all the food in the galley came from...

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    31. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so sure on the 'saving money' bit - the vampires in Buffy were 'dusted' using CGI, and that ate into their budget to the tune of $5000 a vamp.

      They killed a *lot* of vamps on that show. A body on the floor would have cost about $50 in makeup.

    32. Re:Disintegration by slimdave · · Score: 1

      80kg of water is about 136m^3 (4,800 cubic feet) of steam, so you'd better make sure there's a window open cos that's the volume of a cube with sides of nearly 17ft.

    33. Re:Disintegration by EdgePenguin · · Score: 1

      The gun was a P90, not an MP5. I watch too much TV.

    34. Re:Disintegration by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Often on TV, killing is actually easier than dealing with the bodies.

      Yep, Indians in John Wayne movies are another example, they fall off the horse and then mysteriously vanish. I grew up in the 60's, the first time I saw gore in a movie I was 10, it was "The battle of Britain" scene where the pilots goggles filled with blood, must have had an impact for me to still remember it 45yrs later. Of course the hero's best mate is always given a proper funeral where the hero inevitably shows he has a heart that can be broken.

      I think the overall pattern says a lot more about human nature than it does about the Hollywood producers profiting from it.

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    35. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No body to discover, but a giant "energy signature" left for the local police equivalent to find though :)

    36. Re:Disintegration by vasster · · Score: 1

      80kg of water is about 136m^3 (4,800 cubic feet) of steam, so you'd better make sure there's a window open cos that's the volume of a cube with sides of nearly 17ft.

      80kg of water is about 0.8m^3

    37. Re:Disintegration by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Maybe they disrupt the bonds in cologne or lipids, either one would turn a human into a large puddle, although you'd still be left with a very noticeable pile of bones....

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    38. Re:Disintegration by richard.cs · · Score: 1

      80kg of water is about 136m^3 (4,800 cubic feet) of steam, so you'd better make sure there's a window open cos that's the volume of a cube with sides of nearly 17ft.

      80kg of water is about 0.8m^3

      80 kg of water is 0.08 m^3 (1 litre of water being a cube 0.1 meters each side and of mass 1kg), if you turn it into steam it expands by about 1700 so assuming atmospheric pressure gives 0.08*1700= 136 m^3 of steam as the OP stated.

    39. Re:Disintegration by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      It was only legal for Starfleet crews, not civilians, This, despite over a century of pan-galactic lobbying by the NPA.

    40. Re:Disintegration by David_W · · Score: 1
    41. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a documentary where a martian disintegrated Duck Dodgers with a disintegration gun, and a pig was able to reintegrate the duck with a reintegration gun. So don't try telling this little black duck that this technology is not known!!!!!

    42. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a blast of high-pressure superheated steam and organic soup

      Video games get closer, they don't have the inconvenient problem of having to spray a cast of actors with atomized ketchup.

    43. Re:Disintegration by vasster · · Score: 1

      you are right

    44. Re:Disintegration by idontgno · · Score: 1
      Larry Niven's Slaver Disintegrator worked along similar lines, except it surpressed intermolecular bonds rather than nuclear ones. Pretty effective, and less danger of an entirely hypothetical side effect I first read about in the little-known but apparently seminal Terran Trade Authority book Spacecraft 2000-2100 AD regarding the Proximan Tarantula weapon:

      Virtually undetectable in their screened silos, these sinister scarlet painted craft would wait until overrun by our advancing ground forces before blowing off their camouflages covers and erupting from beneath the surface with the shriek of jetstream They were heavily armoured and carried the most frightening and indiscriminate weapon of the War. Housed in each of the legs were multiple sub- atomic particle oscillators (SAPO) able to project an omni-directional field which disrupted the relationships between atomic components.

      All matter within an effective range of 5-600 metres was instantly and entirely dispersed, leaving a circle of boiling gases, and occasionally particle collision would set off a chain of nuclear reactions which not only devastated a wider area but destroyed the Tarantula as well.

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    45. Re:Disintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, marksmanship probably isn't quite so important when you have 5000 troops armed with these things all firing in the same general direction. A direct hit isn't always necessary, depending on the episode...

  5. Bad science by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since when does "vaporization" involve breaking chemical bonds inside a molecule? When you boil water you're not turning it into hydrogen and oxygen, you're just overcoming the vanderWaals bonds keeping the liquid together and giving them enough energy to float away. Likewise if you "vaporize" someone. You need enough energy to turn them from a solid/colloid state to a gaseous state, not the energy required to reduce the person to elemental atoms.

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    1. Re:Bad science by reeno49 · · Score: 1

      I believe that's why there was an emphasis on *true vaporization*. I don't have a guess on what they're talking about, however, as my understanding of vaporization aligns quite nicely with yours.

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    2. Re:Bad science by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even so when you go from a liquid to a gas let alone a solid to a gas you increase volume by well allot! Considering the epic calamity that is ~man sized boiler, say the type that was used to power to power stream tractors makes when it bursts; it should be clear that a phaser blast is not turning the victim into a gas or plasma. If it did that, it would be very disruptive and probably harmful to anyone in the immediate vicinity. Yet in Star Trek you can safely stand next to someone that is being disintegrated by phaser/disruptor.

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    3. Re:Bad science by reeno49 · · Score: 1

      Yet in Star Trek you can safely stand next to someone that is being disintegrated by phaser/disruptor.

      I wouldn't say "safely"...

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    4. Re:Bad science by mysidia · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You need enough energy to turn them from a solid/colloid state to a gaseous state, not the energy required to reduce the person to elemental atoms.

      I can't wait to see how much energy people say the transporter requires.

      I assume it is a similar principle.... except the phaser set to disintegrate just has to scramble and disperse their molecules, so that the person or thing no longer exists in a recognizable form; the transporter has to reassemble people.

    5. Re:Bad science by NoMaster · · Score: 2

      Yet in Star Trek you can safely stand next to someone that is being disintegrated by phaser/disruptor.

      Only if you stand perfectly still while they're being shot, then don't react until just after they've disappeared ...

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    6. Re:Bad science by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      > 2013
      > Not vaporizing your water with electrolysis.

      > Not enjoying the rich flavor of combustion brewed tea.
      At least ditch that wet drip coffee and try Fuel-Air-Coffee -- It's the bomb.

    7. Re:Bad science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank You

    8. Re:Bad science by ericloewe · · Score: 2

      van der Waals forces are not the main factor that keeps water molecules together - it's hydrogen bridges and dipole-dipole interactions.
      In fact, in a water molecule, van der Waals forces are tiny.

    9. Re:Bad science by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Water is kept liquid more by hydrogen bonds than van der Waals. Compare boiling points of water (0 C, two free electron pairs to participate in H bonds), ammonia (-33 C, one free electron pair to H bond), and methane (-164 C, no free pairs).

    10. Re:Bad science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that's why there was an emphasis on *true vaporization*. I don't have a guess on what they're talking about, however, as my understanding of vaporization aligns quite nicely with yours.

      Ignoring the 'true Scotsman' in the room...
      A vapor is defined as a substance diffused or suspended in air, and traditionally that's what Sci-Fi has meant when someone is "vaporized" ... literally "turned into a vapor". You don't need to go sub-molecular to achieve that result.
      Disintegration has always been a little bit different- the end State of the matter is not really specified, rather the meaning is that the object is totally torn apart, down to its most base State. I would say that the term disintegrate might apply to what they're calculating.

    11. Re:Bad science by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

      depends if you're wearing a red shirt or not

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    12. Re:Bad science by imidan · · Score: 1

      One thing I've never understood: how do the phaser beam know when to stop vaporizing? I mean, if I'm sitting in a desk chair and get vaporized by a phaser, then the chair usually remains there, completely unharmed and pristine. How does that work? Is it just super-sensitive to boundaries of conductivity? Shouldn't my clothes be left behind, too?

    13. Re:Bad science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rangefinder.

    14. Re:Bad science by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      It's been a long, long time since I've done chemistry.

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    15. Re:Bad science by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      It's not bad science, because it's not science at all.

    16. Re:Bad science by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shouldn't my clothes be left behind, too?

      That's "The Rapture," not a phaser. Different canon, so to speak.

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    17. Re:Bad science by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Since the phaser beam usually strikes the clothes, it should just leave people naked.

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    18. Re:Bad science by stenvar · · Score: 1

      That's called a defabricator, and it's a whole lot more fun.

    19. Re:Bad science by Zordak · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say "safely"...

      Depends on who's holding the phaser, and if he's planning to aim it at you next.

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    20. Re:Bad science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought that would be a neat gimmick to use on Trek... the crew are held captive by some primitive society and need one of their lot to appear dead for some reason to be released... so they "vaporize" him in front of the bad guys by transporting him out while simultaneously shooting him with a phaser set to "tickle."

    21. Re:Bad science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...traditionally that's what Sci-Fi has meant when someone is "vaporized" ... literally "turned into a vapor"

      Disintegration has always been a little bit different-

      And of course, they're not mutually exclusive... you could disintegrate someone by vaporizing them, or as with Duck Dodgers, remove the liquid - leaving a heap of dry dust where the target used to stand.

    22. Re:Bad science by yehster · · Score: 1

      https://www.google.com/search?q=70kg+*+c^2 Since matter is being converted into energy, E=mc^2 So for a 70kg human that works out to 6E18 Joules.

    23. Re:Bad science by Reziac · · Score: 1

      But when they arrive on the other end and are reassembled, all that recovered energy has to go somewhere... obviously it goes back into the transporter itself. This is why transporters never need recharging. ;)

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    24. Re:Bad science by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Since matter is being converted into energy, E=mc^2 So for a 70kg human that works out to 6E18 Joules.

      That's true, but the Energy also gets converted back into matter; which results in a drop in the energy state (negative energy consumed). So then the question is.... does the entire body convert to energy all at once; or does it get converted, at the same time as the person is rematerializing?

      I guess it's buffered in some cases, so there may be a 6E18 Joules of temporary energy required, that a large percentage of gets returned to the system after the conversion back to matter.

      If this reduces the energy requirement sufficiently; then the disintegrate setting on a phaser.... perhaps creates a reaction that changes matter to energy, and then changes the energy back into an inert form of matter; thus balancing the chemical equation, and resulting in little net energy loss.

  6. Lethal injection is less poetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Texas should consider the method.

    1. Re:Lethal injection is less poetic by burne · · Score: 1

      Sure? One way to deliver 2.99GJ is to strap the prisoner to 955 kilograms (2100 lbs) of TNT and detonate that. For some reason that seems quite a bit excessive.

  7. Since when did a phaser VAPORIZE its target? by harvestsun · · Score: 2

    The phasers I remember just made their target clutch their chest and fall to the ground dramatically.

    1. Re:Since when did a phaser VAPORIZE its target? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's before they set it to 11!

    2. Re:Since when did a phaser VAPORIZE its target? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's one more horrifying.

    3. Re:Since when did a phaser VAPORIZE its target? by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      It's one louder

    4. Re:Since when did a phaser VAPORIZE its target? by multisync · · Score: 1

      The phasers I remember just made their target clutch their chest and fall to the ground dramatically

      The phasers you remember were obviously set to Stun.

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    5. Re:Since when did a phaser VAPORIZE its target? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The phasers you remember were obviously set to Stun.

      Even kill didn't do anything other than make the target drop dead.

      That is what disruptors do.

      At some point the Enterprise hand phasers got a Disrupt-B or Maximum setting besides overload, that makes the target glow, and vanish.

      You have to remember that star trek is a TV show; and the disintegration was clearly for dramatic affect. They were essentially making the phaser like alien death rays that had appeared in other television shows.

      The phaser is not a real thing ---- what people actually wind up creating is sure to be more interesting, possibly an energy-based weapon with AI, so it can never miss the target.

      My suggestion would be that the phaser does not vaporize the target on disintegrate; it just generates so much heat, that the target immediately catches on fire, and their entire body thermalizes.

      Humans are basically made out of carbon materials that are highly combustible. When the temperature rises to 80000 degrees kelvin in 0.01 seconds; the target collapses into a pile of ash, in a bright light --- all the molecules are still there, or in the air; it's just that a chemical reaction has made them unrecognizable.

    6. Re:Since when did a phaser VAPORIZE its target? by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Vhy don't zey just waporize them?

      There's always room for another setting on a prop dial!

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    7. Re:Since when did a phaser VAPORIZE its target? by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

      It happens in the presence of Khan Noonien Singh. Clearly the extra energy required to vaporize is derived from the presence of Ricardo Montalban.

    8. Re:Since when did a phaser VAPORIZE its target? by Prune · · Score: 1

      Humans are basically made of water, and a little bit of carbon materials. Far before you reach the 80kK degrees you're talking about, that water will vaporize into a cloud of 100 to 200 cubic meters--generating an explosive expansion that will blow away the phaser shooter in the area.

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    9. Re:Since when did a phaser VAPORIZE its target? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      that water will vaporize into a cloud of 100 to 200 cubic meters--generating an explosive expansion that will blow away the phaser shooter in the area.

      But that doesn't happen; so obviously it wouldn't go off that way ---- or perhaps the phaser temporarily encompasses the object hit with a force field, and compacts the object, so that there is no explosive expansion.

  8. Self Bootstrapping Death Ray by Zan+Lynx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Directly providing the power to vaporize a person is not the elegant way to do it. The correct, elegant mad scientist method is to use the power contained in the vaporized mass to power the vaporization.

    Consider if you develop a means to "program" a plasma such that it generates a contracting magnetic field that causes fusion inside the vaporizing object and then absorbs some of the energy from this fusion reaction to power itself.

    Now you're talking! Now you've got an effect that can vaporize any object provided you can provide the initial energy requirement.

    There could be variants on this. Perhaps you've got an effect that flips matter into antimatter and absorbs some of the released energy to continue the effect.

    If this is an expanding effect instead of a collapsing effect you've got a world killer like the weapons in Ender's Game.

    1. Re:Self Bootstrapping Death Ray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered writing science fiction? ;)

    2. Re:Self Bootstrapping Death Ray by sootman · · Score: 0

      > The correct, elegant mad scientist method is to use the power
      > contained in the vaporized mass to power the vaporization.

      Let me guess... you're the guy who wrote the "the dead were fed to the living to produce energy" scene in The Matrix? And no one has pointed these out to you in the last 15 years?

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    3. Re:Self Bootstrapping Death Ray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this reach +5 when it blatantly disregards the laws of thermodynamics?
      That's like making an engine that generates energy to keep itself running while it powers something else.

    4. Re:Self Bootstrapping Death Ray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Matter is energy, so laws of thermodynamics do not conflict with anything above. The human body contains mostly water, and water can be separated into hydrogen and oxygen using some energy. Causing a fusion reaction with the hydrogen would give a huge amount of energy, vastly more than what was needed to break the water molecules. Such a weapon would turn a human body into a fusion bomb. Whether this would be possible to do in reality is an another question; shooting bullets containing cold-fusion nanobots would probably be an option that is even remotely plausible.

    5. Re:Self Bootstrapping Death Ray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly right. The phaser induces spontaneous combustion, and the transformation is already energetically favorable. The goal of the phaser is catalyze chemical reactions that already want to happen. The end products should largely be carbon dioxide, water vapor, and nitrogen oxides. The phaser need not provide any net energy if it can somehow recover its initial energy by absorbing the energy of the explosion.

    6. Re:Self Bootstrapping Death Ray by Prune · · Score: 1

      That won't work because the body's non-water component doesn't contain enough chemical energy to even vaporize all the water.

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    7. Re:Self Bootstrapping Death Ray by Prune · · Score: 1

      How on earth did this get modded up? It can't work like this because most of the energy released by fusion is in the form of neutrons and neutrinos, which cannot be captured by the plasma unless it has many orders of magnitude more density and thickness. As for the thermal expansion resulting from the initial fusion, it would overpower the containment field by orders of magnitude as well.

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    8. Re:Self Bootstrapping Death Ray by Prune · · Score: 1

      Forgot to add: the way to approach this in a sci-fi is to invoke exotic physics, such as strangelets https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangelet which can convert ordinary matter into strange matter (maybe).

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    9. Re:Self Bootstrapping Death Ray by rhodium_mir · · Score: 1

      When a woman says she likes my rhodium necklace, that's a chain reaction.

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  9. We already know lightning doesn't vaporize people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if you're going to say that the death ray isn't the lightning bolt, then I challenge you to prove you can make a 100% electrically efficient death ray.

  10. useful info by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    *turns knob up to 8*

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  11. Reintegration by VortexCortex · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're called "Phasers". I like to think that they don't disintegration or vaporize people, they just phase them into another dimension, a dimension where all the other folks who got zapped are hanging out, bitching about the Federation in some kind of distributed cosmic basement...

    ...and that's why the A.C.s here are so maladjusted.

    1. Re:Reintegration by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      No, you're thinking of the Positronic Ray.

    2. Re:Reintegration by Megane · · Score: 1

      Isn't that when Ray Romano starts to follow the Three Laws of Robotics?

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    3. Re:Reintegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo, good Sir or Madam! That was a +6, Insightful, Interesting & Funny combo if ever there was one!

    4. Re:Reintegration by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      My own reference was apparently too obscure.

  12. Re:JiggaWatts by compro01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Depends on how quickly you want it done.

    If you wanted it done in 2.5 seconds, 1.21 gigawatts would be perfect.

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  13. Potential? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

    around the same energy that a 2,000-pound car going 70 miles per hour on the highway has in potential.

    Wouldn't that be kinetic?

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    1. Re:Potential? by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Could be an elevated highway...

    2. Re:Potential? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I know, but "in potential" and "in potential energy" MIGHT carry different implications. I'd give him the benefit of the doubt there. /sigh

    3. Re:Potential? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't say it was driving, so it could be falling instead.

    4. Re:Potential? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it is both? Speed it all relative, you really only realise that energy if you apply the breaks of hit something. So it is really just potential energy.
      Going really fast is like being really high, you have easily accessible potential energy.

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    5. Re:Potential? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably means it would be cheaper, energy-wise, to shoot the person in the head, then dump the corpse in a shallow grave.

    6. Re:Potential? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is, the writer of TFA does not know the definition of potential energy, which is stored in springs or by gravity, but is NOT kinetic energy.

    7. Re:Potential? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is potential before it hits a concrete wall.

  14. Re:JiggaWatts by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 2

    Jiggawatts is just jiggagoules over time.

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  15. TWO POINT NINE NINE GIGAJOULES?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just doesn't have the same ring to it, Doc.

    1. Re:TWO POINT NINE NINE GIGAJOULES?! by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      Jiggajools?

  16. Re:JiggaWatts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's that it JiggaWatts? I'll be freaked out if it's 1.21!

    Hmm, let's see...

    $ units 2.99gigajoules jiggawatts
    Unknown unit 'jiggawatts'

    Great Scott!

  17. Now, what would 3GJ of hyper heated matter... by Derekloffin · · Score: 1

    ...do to the immediate environment? I suspect the poor soul that god disintegrated would be the lucky one.

    1. Re:Now, what would 3GJ of hyper heated matter... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Actually, I can answer that question. It just happens that some friends and I like to dabble in high-voltage fun. We don't have a 3GJ test, but I do have a video showing what just 800J does to a tomato:
      http://birds-are-nice.me/explodium/MK8a_fruit.webm

      Up-one to see more things go pop.

    2. Re:Now, what would 3GJ of hyper heated matter... by rotorbudd · · Score: 1

      Neat!
      Now shoot it in slo-mo and use a head!

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    3. Re:Now, what would 3GJ of hyper heated matter... by Derekloffin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that looks about right.

    4. Re:Now, what would 3GJ of hyper heated matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 GJ of [...] matter

      At the going rate,
      (3 gigajoules) / (the speed of light^2) = 33.3795017 micrograms
      probably won't bother anyone too much.

    5. Re:Now, what would 3GJ of hyper heated matter... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Slo-mo cameras cost a fortune. I could only find one remotely affordable, but it can only do 240FPS at very low resolution.

  18. Say ... by rossdee · · Score: 0

    Doesn't that depend on the weight of the person? Its gonna take a lot more energy to vaporize a 200 Kg american than sn 85 Kg asian.

    1. Re:Say ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no a single American that weights 200Kg. Clearly they weigh 441 pounds.

    2. Re:Say ... by I+kan+Spl · · Score: 1

      I see you have not been to a wallmart recently...

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  19. 2.47 seconds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a bit of plutonium borrowed from terrorists, or a lightning bolt, you could vaporize someone in 2.47 seconds.

  20. Overkill by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

    Vaporization isn't needed to kill. I assume that's what death rays are all about. I suppose it would take a little extra to make the remains difficult to identify. If you've gone the death ray route, using lots of power is part of the "send a message" image thing anyway. For an eco-friendly kill, it is still best to club the victim and let hungry pigs dispose of the corpse.

  21. THANKYOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My son has been asking me how someone would get disintegrated. He's been obsessed after I let him watch Mar's Attacks. He keeps asking me how the Martian guns work and I try to explain to him it's Science Ficition. Maybe I'll show this too him and then I'll have to explain what a Joule is. Thank you for submitting this now I have a good point of refrence when dealing with a 6 year old's imagination.

  22. Simple math... by Iniamyen · · Score: 1

    They simplified this too much. Anyone could have plugged in the numbers for water. I want to see them take into account the non-water content of the human body. And maybe assume a non-uniform heating model, since presumably the energy would be transferred via a ray from a phaser.

  23. Totally Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "First, consider the true vaporization – the complete separation of all atoms within a molecule – of water. With a simple molecular structure containing an oxygen atom bonded to two hydrogen atoms, it takes serious energy to break these bonds. In fact, it takes 460 kilojoules of energy to break just one mole of oxygen-hydrogen bonds — around the same energy that a 2,000-pound car going 70 miles per hour on the highway has in potential. And that's just 18 grams of water! So as you can see, it would take a gargantuan amount of energy to separate all the atoms in even a small glass of water — especially if that glass of water is your analog for a person. The human body is a bit more complicated than a glass of water, but it still vaporizes like one. And thanks to our spies spread across scientific organizations, we now have the energy required to turn a human into an atomic soup, to break all the atomic bonds in a body. According to the captured study, it takes around three gigajoules of death-ray to entirely vaporize a person — enough to completely melt 5,000 pounds of steel or simulate a lightning bolt."

    First, it's 1.21 gigawatts, not 2.99 gigajoules.

    Second, it's 88 miles per hour, not 70 miles per hour.

  24. Re:JiggaWatts by swan5566 · · Score: 1

    You're forgetting to account the DeLorean surrounding surrounding the person. An orange vest should probably be thrown in there too.

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  25. what about 9/11 ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most 911 victims were vaporized. If you believe the official story.
    Like all victims on American Airlines Flight 77 Pentagon Crash - Sept. 11, 2001

  26. Nope, just boil water and burn most other matter by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Doesn't take gigajoules, just what is commonly done in crematoriums, but done at much faster speed for cinematic effect. I am sure most people will not mind a small puddle of calcium-based ashes, but if they do we can focus on sublimating that and still save lots of juice. For even more savings, add corrosive acid that would produce residue with lower sublimation point.

  27. Kickstater to raise 2.99GJ to vaproize Justin Bieb by JoeyRox · · Score: 2

    If successful we can work our way down list with future kickstarters:

    Ashton Kutcher
    Miley Cyrus
    Kate Perry
    Guy from Verizon Wireless commericals
    Congress

  28. Huh, whad'ya know... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    On things I've never wondered about, this would be pretty much right at the top of the list...now how much energy is required on the 'stun' setting?

    Must be Friday the 13th or something. :)

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  29. 2.47 s by tepples · · Score: 1

    Apply 1.21 GW of power for 2.47 seconds and you will have done 2.99 GJ of work.

  30. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who says the phaser vaporizes them?

  31. Phasers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do remember some 'hard' numbers being mentioned on Enterprise once.
    A testbed phaser being overcharged to ten megajoules output(per second, presumably) burning a hole through some unidentified metal target.
    Given that's about equivalent to five pounds of tnt in the same room as you, I doubt they had any actual physicists advising them on the show.

    Also seems to indicate phasers have a pretty beefy reactor in them...

    1. Re:Phasers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was fairly common in ToS for them to disassemble their phasers and use their power sources for some other purpose, such as launching a shuttlecraft.

  32. Doesn't add up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if 2.99 GJ is enough to vaporize a person, and enough to simulate a lightning bolt, then shouldn't people hit by lightning get vaporized?

  33. I hate to be pedantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the phasers had three settings.

    Stun
    Kill
    Disintegrate

    TFA sounds like it's referring to #3

  34. Transporter of the future? by cyberjock1980 · · Score: 1

    So does this also give an indication of how much energy an transporter(Star Trek like) would consume(assuming 100% efficiency of course)?

    I've always wondered how much energy would be needed for transportation like that. Always wanted to see if its more/less efficient than driving your SUV to work.

    1. Re:Transporter of the future? by craighansen · · Score: 1

      The Transporter can't just disintegrate everything willy-nilly. All those particles need to have the position and momentum measured precisely in violation of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, then recreated on the remote end after communicating all the information at faster-than-light-speed in violation of the Speed-of-Light limit. That ain't gonna be cheap. But it's made easier by physics telling us that all those elementary particles are interchangable, so you can use just any collection of quarks on the other end to recreate you on the other end. I'm forever impressed that the Star Trek transporter somehow only needs specialized equipment on one end of the transport.

    2. Re:Transporter of the future? by cyberjock1980 · · Score: 1

      Regarding the need for specialized equipment on one end, I've always had the exact same thoughts. And since people had been beamed from places like the Borg cube directly to the bridge, why even have a "transporter room"? Why not just beam everyone to wherever they wanted to go next and compact the room down to nothing more than an equipment closet? I know.. Hollywood needs special effects.

      There's a Star Trek documentary somewhere where the whole concept of the Transporter was explained. Basically when the first episode of Star Trek The Original Series was being filed the plan was to have a shuttle for going to/from ship and shore. The designers of the shuttle weren't going to complete the shuttle before the shuttle would be needed for filming though. So the "transporter room" was invented as an emergency backup if the shuttlecraft didn't work out. Sure enough, the shuttlecraft wasn't finished in time, so the transporter was used. But then the directors and writers like the transporter. It saved the directors/writers time by not having to include commentary while traveling to/from and it turned out to be cheaper than the shuttle to boot!

  35. Re:Kickstater to raise 2.99GJ to vaproize Justin B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or we could line them up in order of annoyance in front of a rail gun and demonstrate the effectiveness of a tungsten projectile fired at 1600 m/s.

  36. Awful calculation - the real answer is almost zero by craighansen · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm going to do some rough calculations - the paper's computation is also pretty rough - just to get the right order of magnitude.

    First of all, to vaporize water, you don't even need to boil it. Spill some water on the floor and it vaporizes pretty darn quick just from the ambient environment - it changes from liquid water at room temperature to water vapor at room temperature. The only heat that needs to be added is the "Enthalpy of vaporization" which is 2260 kJ/Kg. For the 78kg human described in the paper, if it were all water, that would only be 176 Megajoules. Given that a human is normally at about 37C and room temperature about 25C, you can also take away 4kJ/Kg*78Kg*(37-25) = 4 Megajoules that the water vapor releases as you cool it from 37C to 25C. The net result is that with 172 Megajoules, you can turn a human body's mass of water to vapor.

    However, as the paper suggests, the body isn't all water - it's about 85% water and 15% "dried pork." That means 172MJ*0.7 for the water, 146MJ, and the 11.7Kg of pork releases about 4KCal/g when oxidized (4 dietary Calories/g), 1 Kcal=4.2KJ, so burning the "dried pork" releases 196MJ. Assuming the "dried pork" gets fully oxidized (i.e burned) into CO2, the result is a gas. So overall, vaporizing a human body (in the sense of turning all the body into a gas) can release more energy than you started with - about 50MJ.

    The paper estimates the energy required to break every molecular bond. However, all those bonds are going to reassemble into something else, whether into H2, O2, or H2O, or including the "dried pork," CO2, releasing much of the energy back.

  37. 10 minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The laser in "Real Genius" was 5 megawatts (sustained), so it would take about 10 minutes to vaporize a person with that thing.

  38. Secret Nazi Weapon by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    Holocaust deniers keep prattling on about how hard it would be to incinerate 6 million Jews. They full of sh*t because, as Nazis, Holocaust deniers know about the secret Nazi weapon that could vaporize entire cities and boil oceans. With such a super Nazi death ray it was a sinch to vaporize millions of human bodies.

    1. Re:Secret Nazi Weapon by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 1

      Holocaust deniers keep prattling on about how hard it would be to incinerate 6 million Jews.

      Having seen a couple of posts on here alluding to the same theory (that is, cremating 6 million Jews during the Holocaust is implausible) I decided to do a couple of calculations.

      Approximately 70% of all deaths in the UK currently result in a cremation: http://www.salford.gov.uk/cremation.htm . In 2010 there were 493,000 deaths in England and Wales (UK minus Scotland): http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/rel/vsob1/mortality-statistics--deaths-registered-in-england-and-wales--series-dr-/2010/stb-deaths-by-cause-2010.html . 493,000 x 70% = 345,000 cremations in the England and Wales, in 2010.

      If you multiply 345,000 cremations per year by the 6 year duration of World War 2, that means in 6 years, as a matter of routine there are at least 2 million cremations in the UK. It stands to reason that a regime with control over the entire industrial output of a major country could manage to cremate 6 million people in a couple of years.

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    2. Re:Secret Nazi Weapon by Baldrson · · Score: 1

      No Nazi death rays? Damn, I was hoping for a new sub-genre of Holocaust movie with really cool CGI effects.

  39. 190 Megajoules by MrChips · · Score: 1

    To turn 75kg of water (165lbs) starting at 37C to steam at 100C requires 190 megajoules. Wouldn't that be enough to vaporize a human body? I suppose the bones would be left behind.

  40. Vaporize or ionize? by swamp_ig · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hang on a moment... TFA isn't talking about vaporizing - turning water to steam. It's talking about ionizing, which is clearly going to require a much bigger quantity of energy.

    For actual vaporization, making a very rough calculation - 60kg person, 2,270 kJ/kg latent heat of vaporization of water = 136 MJ,
    Sure there's specific heat to add in there too, but the vaporization of water is the dominant term, so it's at least out by an order of magnitude.

    Lesson learned - don't try and be 'all sciency' and use the wrong jargon!

    1. Re:Vaporize or ionize? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Ionization is not what it's talking about either. But, lesson learned - don't try and be all 'sciency' and use the wrong jargon.

    2. Re:Vaporize or ionize? by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful
      From TFA

      the complete separation of all atoms within a molecule

      And then what? You have <however> many moles of highly reactive ions in a location. What are they going to do? React again. So all you've done is apply energy to a mass, liberated a bunch of ions that will then recombine as soon as the input power goes away (or they dissipate from out of its field) and then release the energy of ionisation that they had absorbed. Result: Boom! All that 3GJ comes back at you as a chemical explosion.

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  41. Suspiciously accurate by linuxwrangler · · Score: 1

    It is ridiculous to use "roughly" and "2.99" in the same measurement. Seriously?!? A professor informed my engineering class that adding extra decimal places implied that that level of precision was known and/or required. It is at all plausible that the variability in the "average" human body is less than a one part per thousand?

    Sounds a lot like Karl Marx when he took material costs in "round numbers", "assumed" costs for spindles and rates of waste, arbitrarily "put" wear and tear at 10% and "supposed" a value for rent then somehow, miraculously, calculated that surplus value equaled 153-11/13%

    Kudos to Scientific American for being sensible enough to say "about three."

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    1. Re:Suspiciously accurate by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the "giga" that came after the 2.99? So that would be 2,990,000,000 Joules. Roughly.

    2. Re:Suspiciously accurate by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Yes, but order of magnitude has nothing to do with the number of significant digits. Didn't you take 7th grade science?

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  42. what happens when you use that at 88MPH? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    what happens when you use that at 88MPH?

    1. Re:what happens when you use that at 88MPH? by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine you get something that looks a bit like a pink comet.

  43. one mole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when i saw the word mole i was thinking of the animal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_%28animal%29

  44. 2.99 JIGOWATTS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only person who instantly thought of that line from Back to the Future?

    And for the unit nazis in the audience who'd point out that joules and watts are different, 2.99GW is what you will need for a TRUE VAPORIZATION of a person in ONE SECOND!! Which sounds a lot more evil than a simple boring vaporization. So there.

  45. The ACME disintegrator! by RamiKro · · Score: 1

    When stun is no fun.
    And lethal is so primeval,
    There's only one true eliminator,
    The ACME disintegrator!

    Now, for only 99.95$

    VAT not included.

    1. Re:The ACME disintegrator! by gagol · · Score: 1

      *Nuclear reactor not included

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  46. shortcut by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    How does that energy compares to what is needed to send a human body in the sun? That get the same result in the end.

  47. Excuse me? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    "First, consider the true vaporization â" the complete separation of all atoms within a molecule"

    That's not what vaporization is.

    1. Re:Excuse me? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      indeed, let's just consider the human body a bag of water. To raise 75 kg of water 70 degrees C requires 4 kilojoules per kg for each degree, so 21 MJ. But then to vaporize water at 100 degrees C is 2.3 MJ / kg or 172 MJ. So our answer is about 200 MJ. A gallon of gasoline is about 130 MJ, so the energy in about one and a half gallons would do the job. Or if your home pulls 12.4 KWhour a day in the summer that's 44 MJ, so less than 3 days worth of summer power

    2. Re:Excuse me? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      As a practical matter you need well over that amount of energy if you don't want solid pieces laying around. How much energy does it take to vaporize bone?

    3. Re:Excuse me? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      gee, and I was happy with my hypothetical death ray leaving a pile of cooked bones hitting the floor with a clatter. I can't think of any better way to move things forward in multi-species negotiating session with one asshole antennaed green man holding up the discussion.

        Well, medical texts on laser ablation give the poop: 320 to 560 KJ / Kg heat of vaporization, after getting to 1600 degrees C with 1.3 KJ / Kg of heating. So 10 kg (22 lbs) of bones * 1.3 * 1600 = 21 MJ to get to point of vaporization, plus the about 440 * 10 KJ = 4 MJ to vaporize them for a total of 25 MJ. So that really doesn't throw the calculation that far off for a total vaporization, does it? Thus we won't worry about the protein and blubber, close enough.

    4. Re:Excuse me? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Good to know. Now we just need to figure out how to make the phaser send it all out in a pulse that will vaporize the whole alien Star Trek style instead of just blowing a hole through it. You never know, maybe some aliens can survive having holes blown through them and still eat you; it's best to be safe and set it on MAX fighting unknown aliens. Also to be addressed, how do you keep it from burning your hand off from the waste energy when you fire?

    5. Re:Excuse me? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      waste heat from the device? hahaha, you're forgetting the karma aspect of this hypothetical situation. the shooter is in a room when a hundred fifty pound mix of mostly water plus calcium phosphates and proteins just suddenly turned to vapor. the flattened cooked bag of meat that was the shooter is leaving a trail of bodily fluids and grease as it slides down the wall to the floor. elsewhere in the building people are saying "I smell baked ham!"

    6. Re:Excuse me? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Another reason why in the 26th century whatever people are around (if any) will still view guns that shoot bullets as the weapon of choice. Another thing Firefly got right.

    7. Re:Excuse me? by craighansen · · Score: 1

      Don't just assume, work it out from some real data. According to the US Army, you can survive an explosion just a few feet away with no lung damage if you don't get hit with any debris:
              http://www.dtic.mil/cgi-bin/GetTRDoc?AD=ADA286212

      In another posting, I worked out that if you turn a body into gas at room temperature, you get about 100m^3 of gas. Alternatively, consider that the 12kg of non-water "dried pork" has as much energy as 48kg of TNT. (Since the energy density of "dried pork" at (4 kcal/g) 4 times that of TNT (at 1 kcal/g)
        http://muller.lbl.gov/teaching/physics10/old%20physics%2010/chapters%20(old)/1-Explosions.htm
      Its enough energy to vaporize the remaining 66kg of water without raising the temperature too much.

      But the real issue is how fast does a phaser do it's work? If it takes a few seconds to "Vaporize," there won't be a shock wave at all. On Star Trek, we see the victim glow for a few seconds, then disappear. Unless you're in a tiny room, you might only get a gentle breeze as the gases flow by. That's important, because otherwise those hand phasers would set everything around the target on fire. As I calculate it thermodynamically, turning a body to gas requires very little net energy - in fact, about 120MJ gets released. The trick is somehow the phaser has to make the reactions happen quickly, but not too quickly.

      What I appreciate most about the Star Trek hand phaser is how it maps out the region to apply it's mechanism to just impact the target and nothing around it. There'd have to be some excellent imaging software so that the phaser ray is applied in just the right pattern, and to recognize when to stop so it doesn't burn the wall behind the victim. To do so, it must recognize when the phaser ray has disintegrated the back edge of the victim.

  48. Mixed units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the are pounds and miles per hour used here and in the "Scientific" American article? Correctly describing energy but not and speed or weight in the same paragraph is fucked. Grams are mixed in as well! WTF?

  49. They don't know anything about phasers by istartedi · · Score: 2

    Everybody knows that when set to kill the phaser emits high energy polarized tachyons that send most of the mass into other dimensions. From the PoV of the infinite other universes a harmless burst of neutrinos occurs at several random locations. The matter that doesn't get transferred by the tachyons may remain as a dusty residue, but that's only if the phase correlator is poorly adjusted. Properly maintained phasers set to kill won't do that.

    And yes, I just made all that up, and some of it is mumbo-jumbo. That's how Star Trek technology works. Dammit Jim, I'm a Slashdot poster, not a phaser technician. Why do I have to explain this?

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    1. Re:They don't know anything about phasers by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Oho, now we know which dimension to send the bill to, for all the decades of environmental cleanup. Do you really think we want your used corpses littering our lawns, or your disembodied atoms polluting our air?

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  50. Re:We already know lightning doesn't vaporize peop by PPH · · Score: 1

    Our local utility is subsidizing the replacement of inefficient incandescent death rays with the more efficient LED ones.

    They tried CFL death rays, but one was better off just getting the subject to break them and inhale the mercury.

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  51. "out of phase" or subspace? by stenvar · · Score: 1

    The only "reasonable" explanation within the Star Trek canon (if the term applies) is that the corpses are pushed "out of phase" or into subspace or something. Otherwise, there really is no place for the mass to go.

  52. So accurate... by behrooz0az · · Score: 0

    I hate it when they make up these numbers to show they're accurate. 2.99 GJ, 50.00001%, 1 billion and 3 grams.
    It's just ridiculous.It'd drop down by 20 MJ if I take a shit.

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  53. Re:JiggaWatts by Moof123 · · Score: 1

    While some folks choose to pronounce giga as jigga, it always makes me cringe and think less of them. Ugh.

  54. 3 GJ to vaporize? by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, another way to look at this is that the human body contains 3 GJ of constrained energy, and that if you released that energy -- like an atom bomb -- rather than trying to match energy for energy, you'd *get* 3 GJ, which you would then have to put somewhere, or you'd be vaporized along with it.

    Remember: A good sized atom or fusion bomb contains (and will release) more than 3GJ of energy, but it takes one hell of a lot less than 3 GJ as a trigger to let that energy free.

    And given that there are at least those two ways to approach bounded energy release, odds are reasonable that there are others, as well. Yes, yes, fissionables sort of *like* to be let free, but that's kind of the point. Perhaps there are other mechanisms.

    And therefore, I'm just going to go with "Phasers don't have to deliver 3 GJ to vaporize a Klingon."

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    1. Re:3 GJ to vaporize? by msi · · Score: 2

      And therefore, I'm just going to go with "Phasers don't have to deliver 3 GJ to vaporize a Klingon."

      Yes Klingons are generally bigger and wear armour.

    2. Re:3 GJ to vaporize? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, another way to look at this is that the human body contains 3 GJ of constrained energy, and that if you released that energy -- like an atom bomb -- rather than trying to match energy for energy, you'd *get* 3 GJ, which you would then have to put somewhere, or you'd be vaporized along with it.

      In a post below:

      Since matter is being converted into energy, E=mc^2 So for a 70kg human that works out to 6E18 Joules.

      If you were to burn a human, it would not be nearly as much as either number and may not be energy positive (assuming you need energy to get liquid water to gas phase).

      Tossing someone into the sun would accomplish much of that 6E18, but not all (since the end result is heavier atoms closer to Iron, AFAIK). I think you would need equal amounts of anti-matter to fully discharge a person and capture that 6E18 (+ 6E18 from the anti-matter).

      Anyway, if you were take a bunch of unassembled H & O ions, wouldn't they assemble into H2, O2, and H2O in an exothermic reaction (or more likely H2O plus a surplus of either H2 or O2 - maybe some H2O2 - dafuq do i know?!)? I'm not sure if you would say we 'contain' that energy difference. Rather, that energy was already lost eons ago. However, the energy we have were we tossed into a sun or dehydrated and burnt like a log or wax candle, is in fact energy that is inside us and able to be released. Anti-matter, is still somewhat hypothetical in practical application.

      I think the real answer - as hinted below - is a lot more than the article by some estimates (fusion, anti-matter) or a lot less (combustion).

  55. nuclear bomb hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this puts to rest the myth of "flash vaporized humans" that supposedly left behind the shadows in the concrete in hiroshima and nagasaki.

    One ton TNT equivalent is 4.184 gigajoules. So it takes ~ 0.72 tons of TNT to completely vaporize one human.

    Hiroshima and Nagasaki were each about 10Kilotons TNT equiv. Now, that is the TOTAL energy radiated by the devices.

    1) they were a few thousand feet in the air.
    2) the energy would be radiated in all directions from a sperical point of detionation
    3) the total energy to flash vaporize a human has to be delivered across that human body area
    4) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverse-square_law

    The weapon detonated at about 2000 ft altitute.

    Initial sphere's radius lets say is 10 ft. Area of such sphere is: 1257.1429 square feet. the energy radiated is 10kt, giving

    Let's calculate even distribution of energy at a sphere 2000 ft from point of detonation. It's roughly the total energy (I am being generous to ignore losses in atmosphere and for vaporizing the heavy steel case) divided by surface area of that imaginary sphere:

    1 ton equivalent in joules:
    4181000000
    so 10KT = 4.181e+13 J
    4.181e+13 J /50285714.2857 square feet =
    831449 J/SqFT AT BEST
    Say the square foot cross section of a human is 10 square foot, then
    8314490/2990000000 = 0.00278076588

    Ok, now that means that AT BEST, there would only be 2% of the energy density needed to "flash vaporize" a human like the claims are made in propaganda
    (radiation shadow on the steps of that one building, etc)

    You've been sold a lie, folks

    1. Re:nuclear bomb hoax by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      It might be enough to discolor wood exposed to the flash, so eery shadows on walls and doors would be possible.....

  56. So a lightning bolt can just about do it? by KingTank · · Score: 1

    Might explain some of those missing persons.

  57. Re:JiggaWatts by gagol · · Score: 1

    The pronunciation represent how it is pronunced in french (the origin of the metric system...), think of it like the historical pronunciation.

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  58. Just the Thing for Eugenics! by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    I know where we are heading with this.

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  59. So, in this case by houbou · · Score: 1

    Phasers set on stun probably is the green way to go for energy savings! :)

  60. By my calculation by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    That means a fully equipped DeLorean could vaporize you in 1.35 seconds of time travel.

    1. Re:By my calculation by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      *2.47 seconds. I somehow remembered it as 2.21 gigawatts.

  61. Re:JiggaWatts by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    I think that's about how long it took Captain Terrell to commit suicide between the length of the phaser firing and his body disintegrating.

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  62. Then why dont a lighting bolt do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to try it and see.

  63. Roughly 2.99!!! by Unicorn+Setu · · Score: 2

    Not roughly 3 GJ, but roughly 2.99!!!!! Clearly not written by anyone who understands engineering!

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  64. OK, OK. I get the message! by Air-conditioned+cowh · · Score: 1

    I'll leave my phasor set to "stun" in future. It will help extend the battery life.

  65. Careful... can't have the truth getting out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.nazigassings.com

    The public might found out that it was impossible to cremate 6 million bodies in the time the so-called 'Holocaust' occurred...

  66. Yea verily unto the third derivative of this Q by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > found out it would take roughly 2.99 GJ to vaporize an average-sized adult human body

    How much for a fat, sedentary human body, of the type that contemplates things like this?

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  67. Re:Awful calculation - the real answer is almost z by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This could make for an interesting subthread in a dark scifi-novel.

    "-Sarge! We are pinned down in this foxhole, said private Foo
      -We have no option but to charge, answered Bar
      -But! We are running low on power in our Vapz.
      The entire unit are glancing at an increasingly panicked crowd of wounded.
      Bar sighs and say:
      -I have a charge left, hook up the chargers to the wounded and let's make this quick
    "

  68. Ehh?..ehh??? WAUW!! by Sla$hPot · · Score: 1

    What, what... what does it mean?

  69. Re:Kickstater to raise 2.99GJ to vaproize Justin B by Megane · · Score: 1

    I'll agree with Miley Cyrus, but there are many others that are more deserving than the rest of your list, like:
    Kim Kardashian
    Justin Beiber
    Paris Hilton
    Piers Morgan
    Rachel Maddow
    etc.

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  70. Boom Re:Vaporize or ionize? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you added that much energy, preferbly in a short amount of time, then every thing is changed to a gas(136Mj) or even a plasma(2,99Gj). That will take a lot more space than that same mass in solid form. Thus it will explode because of that thermal effect alone. The chemical reaction is not the biggest of your worries.

    But yes, the explosion surely will be there if you do this in a short period of time.

  71. Re:Kickstater to raise 2.99GJ to vaproize Justin B by voss · · Score: 1

    Megane we do not use disintegrators against people we disagree with, thats what mod points and flaming are for.

  72. Vaporization? Ah...no by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 1

    Article would have more credibility if the author new that vaporization is the process of converting liquid to gas. What they discribe - breaking a molecule into its atoms is call 'dissasociation'.

  73. Containment problem by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 1

    For a practical phaser you'd have to add an incredibly larger amount of energy to the budget to power a force field that surrounds the victim to prevent wall splattering by surface tissue that manages to escape during the 'conversion process' from thermodynamic expansion and propulsion at the edge of the field.

    And since you've already allocated the budget for a force field, why not skip vaporizing the victim, just have the force field close in and compress them into a dense little cube? Then once that is done, expand the cube until it flash freezes.

    Cleanup is still a breeze. And after a major battle you can make Stew.

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  74. That sounds high by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    2.99 GJ is 830 kWh. My home burns about 12 to 25 a day, depending on the season. It would really take three months of power to burn a body? That seems high.

  75. Phasers not heat beams. by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

    I really don't think a phaser would be practical working as a heat beam. You also never see the vaporized matter precipitating back out of the air. Plus the energy release would be like a bomb going off.

    To disrupt someone the way it's shown on the show the phaser would have to destabilize their subatomic structure at the quantum level. Maybe disrupting their waveform causing the matter to be canceled out and they just cease to exist.

    Another possible way is for the phaser to create a subspace displacement sending the target into subspace. Stun could be just a low level field effect of these two, not enough to disrupt but enough to shock their nervous system.

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  76. You're British? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So that makes you an expert in being wrong?

  77. But what they failed to mention was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It only takes 1.21 GIGAWATTS to go back in time with Doc Brown and another 1.21 GIGAWATTS to fry Billy Rae Cyrus's penis off to prevent the abomination that is Milly and another 1.21 GIGAWATTS to come back to the future! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  78. Re:JiggaWatts by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    Look it up, that is a perfectly correct pronunciation. In fact it is the first one meriam-webster gives.

  79. taking it too far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like you need to separate the structure to the atomic level. Molecular is fine, and probably more appropriate. You just know those hydrogen and oxygen atoms are going to recombine...

  80. [OT] Re:Disintegration by Dwonis · · Score: 1

    Being disintegrated makes me very angry.

    Very angry indeed.

  81. this sounds a lot neater than cremation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where do i sign up?

  82. Re:JiggaWatts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was pretty bummed at the last NIST seminar I attended. Not only did the speakers pronounce giga as "jigga," but they prounced pico as "pie-co."

    It's still gig-a and peek-o to me, dammit.

  83. Re:Awful calculation - the real answer is almost z by Prune · · Score: 1

    You forgot to address the obvious question: where the hell does the resulting 100 to 200 cubic meter cloud of water vapor go?

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  84. Re:Awful calculation - the real answer is almost z by craighansen · · Score: 1

    The expansion of the mixed gases isothermally releases even more energy, making the net energy balance even "better."

    AC: ++! The next sci-fi show should have a recycler instead of a vaporizer - otherwise you'd be wasting your enemies.

    [NB: there's a typo in my previous calculation: the 85% water is 172MJ*0.85=146MJ - it doesn't affect the other results]

  85. Re:Awful calculation - the real answer is almost z by craighansen · · Score: 1

    I obsessively calculated the energy from expansion of the gases, working it out for 78kg of water. I'm not going to bother working out the "dried pork" factors....

    The expansion of the gas: assume 78kg of water is changed to gas at STP. Water vapor is 18g/mol (O=16,H=1*2), and each mol is 22.4l, so 78kg of water vapor takes up 78kg/(18g/mol)=4.3kmol, 4.3kmol*(22.4l/mol)=97kl=97m^3. The original volume is 78 liters, so the volume ratio is 1244. W=p*v*ln(ratio)=(0.1MPa*97m^3)*ln(1244)=69MJ.

    So in addition to the 50MJ net energy calculated earlier, you can add 69MJ from expansion of the gas, a total net of 120MJ. This is about -4% of the 2.99GJ figure (i.e. one twenty-fifth and opposite sign).

  86. read your link by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    your link is not relevant at all, did you read it? one ounce to two lbs. of TNT, and survival of "heavily protected explosive ordinance technician, supplied with a rigid enclosed thoraco-adominal protector, MAY be able to survive the air blast at those distances".

    We are talking of a steam blast with 160 cubic meters of steam, maybe in your average meeting room of 36 cubic meters.That won't go well for the remaining occupants of the room.

    1. Re:read your link by craighansen · · Score: 1

      The point of the linked article is the question of how rapidly a gas shock wave gets dissipated. The heavy protection of a rigid enclosed thoraco-abdominal protector is against debris, of which there is supposed to not be any. The threshold expressed in the article is lung damage from the overpressure - while I didn't see a description of the mechanism, I'm presuming that it involves the pressure entering the nose & mouth, for which the protective gear would have limited effect.

      "Steam" presumes that the vaporization is accomplished by heating to temperatures above 100C, which is not required to create water vapor. Think of freeze-dried coffee.

  87. Thats assuming all the power comes from the phaser by Kodack · · Score: 1

    That's assuming all the power comes from the phaser. The chemical bonds inside the human body contain quite a bit of fuel themselves. One need only kick start a chain reaction. One need only dehydrate the subject body to trigger an exothermic reaction resulting in a body that could burn as well as coal, poof no more body, just carbon dioxide and a little ash. For instance if you dehydrate sugar in sulphuric acid it is an exothermic reaction that make the carbon rich byproducts easily combustable.

    Another way this might be done is if the phaser array doesn't destroy anything, if it merely re-arranged some of the molecules say converting the water in your body to sulpuric, hydrochloric, or nitric acid. It certainly doesn't take gigajoules of energy for acid to disintegrate a body.

    Now thinking outside the box, the most important thing this article should hold for a Trekkie is that it takes gigajoules of energy to disintegrate a body but they don't say how many it would take to re-integrate it. That's right, if you can take a body apart molecule by molecule that is the basis of the outbound loop of a teleporter, The idea being that the information about where those molecules were is transmitted to another location where a matter re-integrator either re-assembles the stream of molecules, or creates new ones.

  88. Actually there is a difference in settings. by MXB2001 · · Score: 0

    FYI: Phasers could be set to kill which leave a corpse and they could be set to disintegrate which is what the "research" is about. Of course Kirk and never ordered the use of the latter setting.

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  89. disintegration powered by target's mass? by lpq · · Score: 1

    Um... there is an assumption that one would disassociate all the atoms in the body in this disintegration -- but disintegration isn't an exact synonym for disassociation. If you think of items taking up a certain amount of space / mole (6.02x10^23 "things") -- gasses are fairly similar, so converting water to 2xH2+O2 would take up a large amount of space -- i.e. big explosion. That was never the case in a phaser set to disintegrate (or vaporize -- which is a closer synonym to disassociate).

    Instead, it would be more efficient to annihilate part of the matter to power the conversion and ensure that there was no left over matter to expand in the space as well as converting no MORE matter than necessary to do the job, so no excess energy is released. A miniature computer in the phaser would likely do the trick.

    With E=mass x light^2, only a tiny amount of the body's mass would need to be converted to energy to power the whole reaction.

    3*10^8 squared, = 9 * 10^16. A gigajoule = 10^9 joules. So, we'd only
    need 10^(-7)* of the mass units... ?? grams? kg? moles? But that's
    an awfully small amount. The phaser just has to control the fusion conversion. Considering in the star-trek era, fusion was considered an old tech, I would guess they'd have it fairly well controllable.

    (forgive any math errors, as I didn't look everything up, but hopefully people get the general idea)....

  90. And it takes by Puppet+Master · · Score: 1

    1.21 Gigawatts to time travel (if you have the flux capacitor that is).

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