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  1. Re:My God on Bill Gates To Develop a Revolutionary Nuclear Reactor With Korea · · Score: 2

    Firebombing does not equal genocide.

  2. IT Support Pro Tells Why He Hates IT Support on IT Support Pro Tells Why He Hates Live Chat · · Score: 2

    Fixed the headline. Carry on.

  3. Re:Pretty Cool on Skydiver Leaps From 18 Miles Up In 'Space Jump' Practice · · Score: 2

    Well, I guess it kinda makes sense that an ancient Hindu document describes nuclear war and aliens building the moon, since you know the aliens would have outsourced the IT parts of the project to India.

  4. Amateur on Microsoft Apologizes For Inserting Naughty Phrase Into Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    Back in the early Netware days I had to assing IPX addys to all my servers.
    B16B00B5
    BABEFACE
    000BABEE
    B00B7355
    4B00B1E5
    were just a few that I used, can't remember the rest.

    We had Motorola FRADs for network connectivity (don't ask) and needed help from Motorola on filtering, so it was pretty funny when their engineer first got a look at the traffic. He didn't seem to mind.

  5. Re:That's a wiretap on Facebook Scans Chats and Posts For Criminal Activity · · Score: 0

    Only if facebook is considered a 'telecommunications system', and I don't think it is.
    If 'insert-isp-here' had been capturing packets between the pedo's pc and facebook, reading them, and then acted up on it you would have a better argument.

  6. Re:In-house staff do have advantages on General Motors To Slash Outsourcing In IT Overhaul · · Score: 1

    And guess who Carly Fiorina advises these days....the Republican Party.

    That's not a shock, she fits the republican 'we only like women who look like trannies' mold, a la Ann Coulter and Ann Romney.

  7. pics? on WikiLeaks Begins Release of 2.5m Syrian Emails · · Score: 2

    I guess as long as there are no pics of the prophet then no one will mind.
    Oh, who am I kidding? No one will care much outside Syria anyway, at least not for more than 5 minutes and a tweet or 2.

  8. Re:I'm a dumbass- on Quake 3 Source Code Review · · Score: 1

    By 'Call your parents' I am assuming you mean 'yell up the stairs'?

  9. Re:PCI audits are not actually required on FTC Files Complaint Against Wyndham For Hotel Data Breaches · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Banking regulatory agency audits are not the same as PCI audits. The OCC can, and has, shut down a bank for failure to comply. Any 'National' bank must comply with the OCC regulators' demands. I worked at one that didn't like the 'raw deal' they got from the OCC so they dropped their national charter (went from being Shady National Bank to Shady Bank, and getting a state charter). Problem is, every OCC (and FRB, and state) audit is long on things like lending policy and HMDA compliance and short on legitimate IT concerns. It's always been just a dog and pony show on that end, because they have accountants auditing IT, and accountants are idiots.
    BTW, HIPAA and GLBA are basically one and the same, and banks must comply with GLBA.

  10. Uh oh on Google Unveils Nexus 7 Tablet, Nexus Q 'Social Streaming Device' · · Score: 5, Funny

    English will be initially supported, with Farsi, Thai, and Hindi support to follow.

    That's all well and good, until someone speaks Farsi when trying to buy one of the devices, in which case all hell will break loose.

  11. Re:So fine them money they already didn't spend? on FTC Files Complaint Against Wyndham For Hotel Data Breaches · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't it then be more productive if the companies in question were instead forced to hire an FTC-appointed network security inspector and apply any and all changes the inspector tells them to at their own cost?

    In theory that would work, but in reality they will just end up getting someone a lot like the OCC, FRB, and state banking authority auditors. They are ridiculously uninformed and ignorant about security practices and IT in general. They will go thru a generic checklist, demand stupid policy documents, and basically waste time and money on both ends (the gov'ts and the company's).

  12. Re:Now he gets to be the bully on US Patent Trolling Costs $29 Billion a Year · · Score: 5, Funny

    Former Microsoft executive Nathan Myhrvold, who now heads up the controversial Intellectual Ventures patent rights company, told the All Things Digital conference two weeks ago that "I was never a popular kid in class".

    "I'm not going to be popular in this class."

    Maybe if he spent $250 and bought a freakin vowel he'd have a better shot.

  13. Props to him on Sonic.net's CEO On Why ISPs Should Only Keep User Logs Two Weeks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Kudos for having the balls to do this in the face of (gov't) adversity. Too bad it's unlikely for the big ISPs to do the same. They rely too much on gov't help/assistance/looking-the-other-way to want to rock the boat.

  14. Re:Darwin in action. on Black Death Discovered In Oregon · · Score: 1

    Wish I had points left to mod this up. I have been saying this for years.
    While wearing glasses.
    And taking allergy pills

  15. Doesn't this work both ways? on Search Tracking Purports To Show Effect of Racism On '08 Election · · Score: 1

    I'd be willing to bet that a lot of folks in South Central, East St Louis, and Camden won't be voting Romney any time soon.

    Oh wait, they won't be voting at all. My bad.

  16. Re:Or Vagina? on Raunchy Dance Routine a PR Nightmare For Microsoft · · Score: 2

    Hey dude, if you like the feeling of throwing a hotdog down a hallway then more power to ya!

  17. Re:Or Vagina? on Raunchy Dance Routine a PR Nightmare For Microsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    'The words MICRO and SOFT don't apply to my penis.' In a strange effort to be inclusive, a monitor displaying the lyrics added, 'or vagina.'

    What in the hell is an "or vagina"? Is that new hardware slang for an OR gate?

    Well, Micro and Soft would be ideal for a vagina.

  18. Re:Treaspassing on Whose Cameras Are Watching New York Roads? · · Score: 1
  19. Re:Unary on Is a "Net Zero" Data Center Possible? · · Score: 3, Funny

    So if you get a virus in unary code is it called a unary tract infection?

  20. "net zero" on Is a "Net Zero" Data Center Possible? · · Score: 2

    Usually that's what we call a guy with a CCNA and no real-world experience.

  21. legitimate polling? on CS Professor Announces Run For VT State Senate On a Platform of Internet Polling · · Score: 1

    How do you think such polling could be best accomplished?

    Have a bunch of people walk around and ask other people questions, then have them log in via a portal and report the results.

    Not everyone uses the internet, yet everyone should be represented. See the dilemma?

  22. Is there no self-accountability? on The Mathematics of Obesity · · Score: 1

    Impressive study, but why will no one accept blame for their own actions? We know fast food is bad, but still eat it. We know sitting on the couch with an Xbox controller for hours on end is bad, but won't go outside and shoot some hoops, or take a walk, etc.

    It's like everything else; it's not my fault, I have a 'disease', I can't control it. Food is too cheap. Restaurants serve too much.

    (This post was written while sitting in a chair, drinking coffee, having a cheese danish, and ordering a pizza for lunch.)

  23. Typical internal conversation on "Brainput" Boosts Your Brain Power By Offloading Multitasking To a Computer · · Score: 2

    Computer: It appears you have an erection. Would you like some porn?
    Human: I have only 8 more minutes before Wapner, make it quick.
    Computer: I will provide you with the top 3 most downloaded clips of the day.
    Human: Sure.
    Computer: No increase in breathing or heartrate detected, switching to kink mode:
    Computer: Kink mode activated.
    Human: Umm...
    Computer: Response noted. Increasing blood supply to right forearm.

  24. Coming soon... on FBI: We Need Wiretap-Ready Web Sites — Now · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Wired Elemental Routine Executable Federal Unlawful Collection Kernel Encryption Datagram

  25. Re:"awesome" on Open Compute Developing Wider Rack Standard · · Score: 1

    Telcos?
    And I thought this was a technology website :(