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IT Support Pro Tells Why He Hates Live Chat

colinneagle writes "When someone calls into support, we first verify his or her account information. On the phone, this can take seconds. On a chat feature it can take a minute or two because people type slower than they speak. I also find that when people type in a chat they try to make the process go quicker by abbreviating the conversation. This means they might not give me all the information they would have if we were talking on the phone. The more descriptive a customer is about a problem, the easier and faster it will be to solve their issue. But the nature of a chat feature means people will abbreviate their stories to be more efficient, without realizing this just makes it more difficult to solve the problem. I end up asking more questions, which takes longer for the full story to come out. Explaining how to fix a problem can be difficult on the phone, but on a chat feature where I can't see your screen and likely have less information to work with, it can make it impossible to tackle a complex issue. It would be much more efficient for both me and the customer to talk on the phone so I can walk the customer through the steps I am taking."

228 comments

  1. Welcome to communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Packet size happens.

    1. Re:Welcome to communication by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      As a person who offers occasional support (to fellow students, faculty, etc...), and someone who uses chat support as a customer--I love it. Much more efficient. I think it is less tiring because you don't have to conjure up the energy to act like you still have fucks to give.

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  2. Is this a journal entry? by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No seriously, this reads like a random rant than an actual article. What are we here to discuss again?

    1. Re:Is this a journal entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and now deep thoughts...

    2. Re:Is this a journal entry? by rebelwarlock · · Score: 0, Troll

      Exactly. You don't like a certain aspect of your job, sunshine? Here, have a muffin and tell me all about it. No one cares that some random dude dislikes live chat.

    3. Re:Is this a journal entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I believe he's attempting to bemoan text-based chat, in an internet era when he should be using webcam-based chat or skype.

    4. Re:Is this a journal entry? by Canazza · · Score: 3, Informative

      I could rant all day about how terrible phone-based chat is - having worked on a tech support line - and how often people assume that just because you're on the phone to them you can magically see what's on their screen. How reading from a list of required questions (ie, to figure out what system they're running) exasperates people who expect you to already know this because they've been on your site/using your application and they MUST have entered their own phone number for a reason, if it's not to identify who you are when you phone for help then what's it for?

      I certainly wouldn't submit it as a /. article though.

      I'd probably leave it as a comment.

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    5. Re:Is this a journal entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not even a well thought rant, all of his complaints are either true of phone chat or easily overcome by a proper chat system. My favourite part is:

      Explaining how to fix a problem can be difficult on the phone, but on a chat feature where I can't see your screen and likely have less information to work with, it can make it impossible to tackle a complex issue.

      Yeah, because my phone gives me a magic window onto the other user's computer - whereas no text chat system ever invented has been integrated into a remote desktop solution.

      Absolutely pathetic.

    6. Re:Is this a journal entry? by poetmatt · · Score: 2

      yep. also why act like chat is the only option? Are people too stupid to say "welcome to chat. this is (IT). please open your browser, go to (website for preferred remote access tool) and we'll start troubleshooting"?

    7. Re:Is this a journal entry? by todrules · · Score: 1

      by Jack Handy...

      I bet what happened was they invented fire and the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel.

      (Full Disclosure) Quote taken from: http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

    8. Re:Is this a journal entry? by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      No seriously, this reads like a random rant than an actual article. What are we here to discuss again?

      What he didn't get to say was that the REAL bitch of his job is when he has to troubleshoot someones failed internet connection, and the only medium with which to contact him is an internet-based live chat...

      "ok, so go back to your house and check on your 'internet box' to see if the little light marked 'DSL' is green or amber... yes I will wait..."

    9. Re:Is this a journal entry? by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 1, Funny

      Webcam support? Are you insane? Never mind worrying about what the guy working out of his mom's basement in Bangladesh is wearing (or not); *I* don't want to have to close my bathrobe just to call tech support!

    10. Re:Is this a journal entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any company that provides internet and doesn't provide a phone option for this exact eventuality is a company that you should be dropping for incompetence.

    11. Re:Is this a journal entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good God man! Have you never fapped while neglecting a chat support window?

    12. Re:Is this a journal entry? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      "oh...big black nothing, ok!"

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    13. Re:Is this a journal entry? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You know what really grinds my gears? Bank of America customer support.

      You go into their system when you call them up, you enter your credentials to prove that you are who you say you are, fight your way through the menu system to a human being, and when you finally speak to someone you have to verbally repeat what you just did through the automated system. What's the point of a machine asking you to enter your information if they're not going to use it? Then every time you get passed to another person you have to start from the top, prove that you are who you say you are, and begin your story from the beginning again. I had one nightmare call where I had to go through this about five different times, including two with the same department because they kept passing me around like a soccer ball because they hadn't a clue who in their corporation does what.

      Contrast that with HSBC bank in the UK.

      Call them up, enter your account number, it then asks for two digits from your security number (sometimes it's the first and last, sometimes it's the second and third, and so on). The menu is easy to use, and you get through to a person very quickly. As soon as they pick up (within seconds) the first thing the say is "Hi Mr G______ how can I help?" They know my name because my details popped up on their screen before they picked up. If they do need to pass me on to someone else, they put me on hold, contact the other department, explain the situation to them, and then they come back to me saying "Okay Mr G_______, I'm now going to pass you on to Kevin who's going to take it from here." Kevin then says "Hi Mr G_______ I understand that you're trying to do x, y and z, so here we go..."

      What can take an hour with BoA can be a five minute job with HSBC. No repeated re-entering of my details, no starting the story from the top with every person I speak to, and people who actually know not only what they're doing, but also know what other people in the company are doing. And that was my experience with HSBC over 10 years ago when I lived in the UK.

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    14. Re:Is this a journal entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh - tell me about it. 7 yrs of call center support left me so burned out, I was crispy around the edges.

      Perhaps my best "can you see me and my computer?" call was a gent that asked that exact question. Because I'm a smart ass, I responded, yes sir, you're wearing a red flannel shirt, but I'm waiting for your computer to tell me the type of underwear you're wearing (typically, this causes people to laugh, which makes the call easier when they're upset). Well, he pulled an "OH MY GOD!" and hung up on me. ...I got talked to about that one.

      But - those 7 years taught me a lot, but I'll never - EVER - do that again.

    15. Re:Is this a journal entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      impossible to tackle a complex issue, eh? oh well. touchdown.

    16. Re:Is this a journal entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much of a douche nozzle the author is? What utterly contemptible professionalism wrapped up in a used sanitary napkin is that cretin.

    17. Re:Is this a journal entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BoA just wants to keep you on the line while they syphion all the money out of your account.

  3. Short-term thinking by klingers48 · · Score: 0

    Corporate moves to live-chat for support are usually the result of a razor-gang corporate management style focussing on short-term savings benefits.

    Closed job numbers will look great on a monthly report, but issue resolution will be sub-par at best while customer satisfaction will be considerably lower. As mentioned above it's not a popular option with support staff either...

    1. Re:Short-term thinking by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's not even about savings. They had pop up "we'll call you back" boxes years ago, but nobody wanted to call a high-pressure salesman or give out their number. The ones that said "click here for free live chat" got clicked much more. So was born the life of chat help. I hate chat help as a user. Usually, if I'm getting help, I have a real problem. With chat they make sure they are following their script and it takes longer to get to the right person, as front line doesn't do much more that advise a "reboot and try again" approach.

    2. Re:Short-term thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know about that, I'm a fan of live-chat support when I need help. Depending upon how it's implemented it can make things a lot easier as there's less repetition and it's a lot less likely that I'll mishear something or they'll mishear something and have to repeat it.

      It also means that I don't have to have a phone which can make a difference sometimes. Now for things that are directly related to the computer that doesn't really apply.

    3. Re:Short-term thinking by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      In my opinion - both phone and chat are useful, often using them together. This because you can't always figure out the spelling of some words and sometimes it's easier to send the user some text string over the chat. Even better if images can be sent.

      But sometimes it's a lot easier to solve the problem for the user with a personal visit.

      Unfortunately what management sees are just trouble tickets resolved, not the real user satisfaction. It's like measuring the quality of a bakery on the amount of flour used.

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    4. Re:Short-term thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how does being on the phone help this go any faster? They still have to read their script, you still have to spell your name, and as a bonus, the likelihood that they have a thick accent is high these days.

    5. Re:Short-term thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like live-chat because it means I can pay less attention to them, don't have to listen closely waiting for them to say something important. And I don't feel bad about backgrounding them if something important comes up.

    6. Re:Short-term thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I will be happy to help you with your problem. Please let me pull up your account information.

    7. Re:Short-term thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually, if I'm getting help, I have a real problem. With chat they make sure they are following their script and it takes longer to get to the right person, as front line doesn't do much more that advise a "reboot and try again" approach.

      to the front line, you say "I already tried that - it didn't help. What's next then?" Keep doing that until they escalate or solves your problem...

  4. The user is saving his time - not yours by icebike · · Score: 5, Informative

    Users can multitask during a text chat session, and the support staff can sit and wait while the user looks up their account code, or what ever.

    The user doesn't have to put up with surly condescending attitude on a chat call.
    The user doesn't have to put up with poor language skills or a heavy accent, or a shitty phone connection.
    The user doesn't have to give out a telephone number, and be monitored and recorded for quality control purposes.

    Chat sessions aren't something users were pressing for, they are an invention of the service organizations to cut costs.

    If those organizations find they don't like them, I'm sure they could hire some competent English speaking help and actually teach them something more than reading through a solution tree in a book for a product they have never laid eyes on, while ignoring every thing the user is saying.

    Especially when these solution trees invariably end with some stupid advice "like factory reset your device" thereby wiping out weeks if not months of work.

    Also, people tend to think while typing, and questions are actually more well though out.
    A stead stream of verbal "um, ah, like, seedimsayin?, I mean, Huh? Where? How do I do that? Wait while I find a pencile" etc. etc. etc. is not an efficiency model I like to engage in. Neither is explaining the problem to 4 consecutive flack catchers before finally finding someone who as even the shadow of a clue.

    So, the service industry made this bed, they can damn well sleep in it. You built it, you fix it.

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    1. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't really disagree with your overall point - but I must point out:

      The user doesn't have to put up with surly condescending attitude on a chat call.

      A person can be a condescending jerk just as easily over chat as on the telephone.

      The user doesn't have to put up with poor language skills or a heavy accent, or a shitty phone connection.

      Yes, yes they do. I've had a live support chat with a tech who barely understood English. And I've had live support chat sessions die for no apparent reason.

      The user doesn't have to give out a telephone number, and be monitored and recorded for quality control purposes.

      A text chat can be monitored and/or recorded quite easily, and it can be easily tied to an IP address.

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    2. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Two can play that game. A single support person could easily handle several simultaneous support chat sessions. I'd say this makes him have to wait less han on the phone and would result in shorter waiting times.

    3. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by mjwx · · Score: 2

      The user doesn't have to put up with surly condescending attitude on a chat call.

      Wrong,

      I can condescend as well, if not better over chat. Not only that, a reminder of the Users idiocy is in their attention for much longer.

      The user doesn't have to put up with poor language skills or a heavy accent, or a shitty phone connection.

      Obviously you've never seen the level of English and Grammar skill in this day and age.

      LOL ur fix computr man need fix rite nao no can do thing KTHXBY,

      Every time a user sends me text speak, I threaten to remove one finger.

      The user doesn't have to give out a telephone number, and be monitored and recorded for quality control purposes.

      This phone call is being recorded for quality assurance purposes. Oh by the way to use live chat we'll need you to enter you name, post code, current address, previous address, telephone number, mothers maiden name, affiliation status with the South Swindon crochet club and number of donuts you've eaten since Tuesday the 3rd. Then we can start.

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    4. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      The user doesn't have to put up with surly condescending attitude on a chat call.

      Ah, poor little ice bike with his tiny little five figure user id can't handle a little condescension on the phone.

      Fortunately, it is impossible to adopt a condescending tone in a written exchange.

      The user doesn't have to put up with poor language skills or a heavy accent, or a shitty phone connection.

      Lol yeah, its inpossible to has pore langauge skilz on teh enterwebs*

      The user doesn't have to give out a telephone number, and be monitored and recorded for quality control purposes.,

      Well most chat programs I know of require me to have a user id. They also tend to log everything in the conversation, which I think is a plus point for a tech support conversation.

      *Typing that sentence in made me curse the day somebody invented autocorrect.

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    5. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You better believe I am asking for and want more chat sessions. If a business won't help me by chat or email I am less likely to bother with their products. This is 2012, inability to use the internet to communicate with me means your company is outdated and your service is bad.

    6. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Conversely if they are walking through a solution tree they should have quick shortcuts to paste the next question into the chat window so they don't need to type it. You wouldn't be able to eliminate the person completely, but their application should certainly be able to help them with pre-canned responses.

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    7. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The user may not have to put up with a lot of that. What the user does have to put up with iss an endless stream of copy-and-paste irrelevencies put into a chat window faster than a human can type as the outsourced, offshored support "technician" just follows his stupid script the same as on the phone. I've never accomplished anything by chat other than screaming at the screen as some dolt proceeds to ignore everything I say and responds with 'please make sure your printer is plugged in' and other lame script crap.

    8. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. Sorry, as a user, I was pressing for this. I loath calling support of any kind. While chat support is still pretty weak in general its what I goto first.

    9. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by f3rret · · Score: 2

      The user doesn't have to put up with surly condescending attitude on a chat call.

      I am fairly certain it is possible to have a bad/condescending attitude in text.

      The user doesn't have to put up with poor language skills or a heavy accent, or a shitty phone connection.

      Dey don? wow i knewr new! how u get perfct text speek?

      The user doesn't have to give out a telephone number, and be monitored and recorded for quality control purposes.

      Telephone number, no, IP address + whatever info can be pulled from their browser, yeah.

      Also it *is* possible to log texts, it has been for ages. Like if I wanted to I could even save this entire post to my harddrive!

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    10. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by todrules · · Score: 2

      Ah, poor little ice bike with his tiny little five figure user id can't handle a little condescension on the phone.

      Fortunately, it is impossible to adopt a condescending tone in a written exchange.

      You just did it.

    11. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOOSH!

    12. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing from your post that you have no life? Yes?

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    13. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by The+Mister+Purple · · Score: 2

      Lol yeah, its inpossible to haz pore langauge skilz on teh enterwebs

      FTFY... I will now go and punch myself a few times to save you the trouble.

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    14. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Well, if he works for support then that would be true. Working user support implies you've already died and gone to hell.

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    15. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with what you said from the user's perspective, from the support end I would be thrilled if I had a chat option available instead of trying to deal with people on a phone who don't want to listen and instead want to make sure that YOU know that "your" software (hardware, whatever) is the problem and you had better fix it pronto.

    16. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by ffflala · · Score: 1

      The user doesn't have to put up with surly condescending attitude on a chat call. The user doesn't have to put up with poor language skills or a heavy accent, or a shitty phone connection. The user doesn't have to give out a telephone number, and be monitored and recorded for quality control purposes.

      The main reason I prefer chat sessions over phone sessions is that I can very easily document the session. Tiered support at times simply give you inaccurate or inconsequential information.

      Recently I needed assistance with a fairly expensive product. It wasn't time urgent, and I insisted that the entirety of the help took place over email -- my rep repeatedly asked me to "just call her." I didn't want to because: (1) I'd have to transcribe some of what she was saying, and (2) by that point, she'd already given me contradictory and inaccurate information that got me nowhere.

      So telling her that it would be easier for me to refer back to this in the future if it were in one long email thread, I insisted she take the time to type out her instructions, rather than have me take notes for her. Our session flowed much more smoothly because I was able to quote back her own language for the numerous times she needed to clarify or correct a previous statement.

    17. Re:The user is saving his time - not yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you been properly whooshed yet?

  5. Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by toygeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I need to preface this by saying that I am a 20 year IT veteran who does phone support for one job, and onsite support for another.

    Phone support: Takes a guy 5 minutes to finally get to the point: Internet Explorer is crashing and he thinks its because his cable internet is going down, and he is calling to complain. I have to really listen to this guy and let him get through 5 minutes of bullshit before he gets to the point "Internet Explorer has stopped responding" etc. The rest of the conversation was full of more bullshit, but that isn't relevant.

    Chat support: I'm on site migrating a dead computers data into a new computer, and there's this industry specific software that needs to be reinstalled and have the data restored. The website is a fuster cluck of documentation, so I hit the live chat option. The person on the other end was quick, had correct answers, and I had the info I needed to do the migration in short order, and lo and behold, it *worked* the first time.

    Now, in both cases you have a very experienced technical person on one end of the line, and in the second case apparently, two. Had my customer been on chat in the second scenario, they'd probably STILL be trying to figure it out. So, it has its places, such as when both parties are literate enough (both computer and English) to have a normal conversation. But for "normal" people who type in "my internet is broke" even though they have to BE online to type that... yeah... welcome to my hell.

    1. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Issues of nomenclature can be exasperating with lay users, but the lay description can usually be quickly eliminated with a couple of questions. And it is nowhere near as exasperating as the lay self-diagnosis, as per your first scenario.

      In the second scenario you would have presented your actual issue and not your theories, which is correct as you wouldn't be asking if you knew what the fix was.

    2. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by Dan541 · · Score: 5, Funny

      If they're a VoIP customer get them to reboot their router while on phone support. The result is 5 minutes of peace until their phones start to work again.

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    3. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by hannson · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try not to take this personally but if you're still doing phone support after 20 years in IT, your career needs some serious help.

      Then again, if you're making at least $50/hr doing phone support - well, more power to you then. I just can't imagine still doing phone support more than 2-3 years, tops. I did front-line phone support for an ISP for 3 years--1.5 of them as the sole support guy and a year as the second-level support and help desk manager-and that was PLENTY. I moved into desk-side support and a year later into sys/network admin roles where I've been ever since (now over 15 years in the industry).

      While I did get very, very good at phone support - there was almost nothing I couldn't recall from memory by then and I could hand-hold almost any utter newbie through every fundamental computing dysfunction in the universe (and brother are there plenty of them) - and that in itself is an extremely valuable skill let's be honest with ourselves that's it's not really a challenge to kowtow to the click-impaired.

    5. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and this works, because anyone doing phone support will only have one customer. jackass.

    6. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phone support: Takes a guy 5 minutes to finally get to the point: Internet Explorer is crashing and he thinks its because his cable internet is going down, and he is calling to complain. I have to really listen to this guy and let him get through 5 minutes of bullshit before he gets to the point "Internet Explorer has stopped responding" etc. The rest of the conversation was full of more bullshit, but that isn't relevant.

      For that, you can blame Microsoft for naming Internet Explorer "The Internet" , or that it came bundled with Windows. Heck, just from the title "Internet Explorer has stopped responding" makes a layman misunderstand it as the Internet has stopped responding. IE needs to be renamed so that it doesn't have the word Internet in it.

    7. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but if IE has stopped working, your probably not going to get that chat support in the first place.. Although the "extra" conversation involved in a call is mostly a pain, there are often clues or benefits that sometimes make it faster to solve a problem.. Your example of "IE has stopped working" could start with the customer stating that error screen at the beginning followed by a lot of irrelevant information, or they could give you enough clues that you suspect it and ask if they are getting that error.. I can't imagine that it would be easier to explain how to find a particular email setting in Outlook in a chat session.. and as live customers often go astray when on the phone, getting them back on track with chat is surely a time consuming proposition.

    8. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I need to preface this by saying that I am a 20 year IT veteran who does phone support for one job, and onsite support for another.

      I need to preface this by saying if you're "20 year IT veteran" and you are still doing PC tech support, well, you must be one hell of a brainiac!

    9. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      One thing that always surprises me is that the chat clients don't have a "hand over control of my PC to the service representative" button. I would have thought that would be a basic thing for the service rep to want to be able to do and I know the tech is available to do it.

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    10. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can attest to that! God damn, some people just ramble on and on. It takes five minutes before I even get a chance to cut them off and say "Bring it in, I don't do phone support."

    11. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      of course. Unless you want to hold two phones to your ear at the same time.

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    12. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by toygeek · · Score: 1

      I have a hard time disagreeing with you, except there are a few factors. Yeah, for a while I was a sysadmin at a small internet company, with several dozen servers in my charge. I also worked way too hard for way to many hours and got absolutely zip for it except a swift kick in the ass when the new owners decided that I made too much money. On top of that, I made a couple of bad decisions along the way, and also had a meltdown a couple of years ago. Its been rough, this life. So, I'm back to doing what I know how to do and don't mind doing it most of the time. Plus, this is better than the last job which was completely dead-end, and the current one has room for advancement if I can make the computerized bean counters happy with my statistics. But, my career has seen better days, and there are even better ones ahead.

    13. Re:Chat has its place, but shouldnt be primary by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      Mod up, and good luck to you!

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  6. It depends on who you are by zaphod777 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For an IT person it is much easier, why should I wait on hold to get a HDD or MB replaced under warranty. My time is valuable and when I need to spend an hour on the phone to get something like that done it is really a waste of time and energy. Also when doing end user support a lot of times it is faster and easier when I can fire back an email with detailed instructions and screenshots on how to fix whatever issue it is. For those times when the problem is too complicated then you pick up the phone do a remote control session and resolve the issue. There is a fine balance between all of them.

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    1. Re:It depends on who you are by Cwix · · Score: 1

      I work with Dell moire often then I'd like.
      When I call server support 90% of the time I get an easy to understand, helpful, knowledgeable tech. I have to say they do a pretty good job there. But when I have to call to get workstation hardware replaced I get the damn workstation support. They usually speak poor English, they are often downright illiterate when it comers to computers. At least with the chat I can get other things done besides focusing my attention on deciphering what the hell they are saying in that broken English they use.

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    2. Re:It depends on who you are by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      My time is valuable and when I need to spend an hour on the phone to get something like that done it is really a waste of time and energy.

      Dude, you're commenting on slashdot. Nobody believes that your time is valuable!

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  7. Efficient how? by subreality · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It would be much more efficient...

    It depends how you measure efficiency. It would solve the problem faster in many cases, but that doesn't mean it would use less of your time. Both you and the customer can multitask much more effectively in chat. You're off helping someone else while they reboot, instead of just racking up minutes of dead air. I consider that to be more efficient, even if it takes longer.

    It's also much more efficient when you have a rambley customer. Instead of cutting him off continuously or waiting it out, you do something else while he types up his whole story, then you skim it to find the bits you wanted to know.

    I personally find it much more enjoyable to use chat as a customer. I'll call in if I need something fixed RIGHT NOW, but most of the time chat is much less frustrating than waiting on hold.

  8. Eliza by H3xx · · Score: 1

    Something tells me he hasn't tried writing a chat bot, ELIZA style. There are only so many ways to write "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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    1. Re:Eliza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why do you say something tells you he hasn't tried writing a chat bot, ELIZA style?

    2. Re:Eliza by narcc · · Score: 1

      We're talking about you not me.

    3. Re:Eliza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who else is talking about you not me?

  9. Depends heavily on user type by tucuxi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A technically-savvy (eg.: Bob McHacker) user should be a lot easier to communicate with via chat than a non-technical user (eg.: Joe Sixpack).

    To start with, expert users typically type almost as fast as they speak (seriously: if any of you out there work in IT for a living and cannot touch-type, it is an investment well worth it). As others have pointed out above, both user and helper can multitask; and many computer tasks end up involving huge amounts of staring at a progress bar. You can copy&paste error messages and links back and forth. You can actually think your answers through while you type them, and not waste anyone's time with errr, uhh, yeah, and other "are you alive/i am alive" on-the-phone protocol overhead.

    In TFA, there is no coherent explanation of the type of support / users that this "Pro" is addressing. The article is less than a screenful of general ranting against not having the undivided attention of a user. Nothing to see here, move along.

    1. Re:Depends heavily on user type by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The technically savvy have a tendency to leave out have the troubleshooting steps and get to what they THINK the problem is instead of telling us what their actual issue is which requires us to backtrack. Via livechat they are actually more belligerent and provide and even more negative experience for the technician in live chat than they do via a ticketing system or the phone.

  10. IT Pro =! working via chat desk by djsmiley · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What kind of IT "pro" works on a chat desk?

    That's first line, very basic support and if they can't fix it with the normal Reboot/Power off for awhile/check cables then they give the answer of "One of our engineers will call you".

    This guy is overrating his own skills if he considers himself a pro and is stuck in a job where he has to use a chat program.

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    I work in a small office supporting customers both locally and all around the world. For anything more than a simple "reboot this" I request they file a ticket in our ticketing system. If the ticket isn't explained clearly; I'll tell them so.

    If it was a "Public" customer as apposed to someone internal; I'd phone them to get details. It looks professional (Me calling them instead of them chasing the ticket which hasn't been acted on). If I can't call them due to time frame differences etc; I'll email them with exact questions numbered so they can answer clearly.

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    1. Re:IT Pro =! working via chat desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The word "professional" just as much applies to a 1st level helpdesk tech just as much as it applies to anyone in the higher tiers. Perhaps you would like to consult a dictionary?

      Not sure why you feel like you need to be a condescending and demeaning asshole about it.

    2. Re:IT Pro =! working via chat desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If IT support is his paid job, he's a IT support professional (look it up in a dictionary).
      The term you're probably looking for is "expert".

    3. Re:IT Pro =! working via chat desk by somersault · · Score: 1

      "Pro" means professional, which means you get paid to do what you do. As opposed to an amateur, who usually doesn't get paid and is just in it for fun.

      So in online gaming "pro" has come to refer to someone who is so good at gaming that you think they should be paid for it, or are being paid - but in the real world, it basically means anyone with a job.

      I really wish people would check to see if their own assumptions are wrong before insulting others..

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    4. Re:IT Pro =! working via chat desk by Zilberfrid · · Score: 2

      There is a lot of difference in support desks, some actually have more hard then easy questions. When I call to my helpdesk, almost every time a chat screen is opened as well, it keeps me from stating error codes, and the other side from typing them out (both would have more errors then a simple copy-paste). I do not consider myself a particulary stupid user, but I prefer the combination of speech and chat to chat alone. Interpretation of written speech is harder, and it is easier to say "I get the error code in the chat, when I use program A and Program B under circumstance A. In the chat are the event logs of both programs, bolded are some things I find odd. I suspect this is the error, but can't look at the serverside, could you check if I am correct?." Another client here started chat sessions with end users, which is less of a success, mainly due to underestimations of the staffing it'd cost, but also because and users will type exactly what they'd say, but more slowly. Chat sessions are a nice tool, if used correctly, which is not for first line work.

  11. Be thankful that "ppl abrve8 the chat"...... by KrazyDave · · Score: 1

    because that means you get to keep your job;

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  12. Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how is this different to email? This has been a problem ever since there has been IT support.

    One good thing about typed or written communication is proof of the conversation.

  13. Automate the lookup? by sdunster · · Score: 1

    Why hasn't the chat system already prompted the user for their information and looked it up automatically, even before the support staffer started the conversation?

    1. Re:Automate the lookup? by aix+tom · · Score: 2

      Probably because they did NOT approach it from a "We analysed our support procedures, and came up with a new, more effective system using live chat" angle, but did a "I hear live chat is the next hip thing to to, let's do it" while keeping the process itself exactly the same as it was on the phone.

      And NOTHING is worse in IT than changing the tools just for the sake of changing the tools. New Tools should be chosen because they fit the process.

    2. Re:Automate the lookup? by The+Mister+Purple · · Score: 1

      New Tools should be chosen because they fit the process.

      I prefer to choose new tools to improve the process. Moving from phone support to live chat support, but ignoring the possible integration of remote access through the live chat system because the phone system didn't do that is just silly.

      Mind you, there are a lot of silly support providers out there.

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  14. Screen? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Explaining how to fix a problem can be difficult on the phone, but on a chat feature where I can't see your screen

    And how exactly can you see a screen over the phone?

    Of course what's more efficient depends on the exact nature of the problem, but for many technical problems i would rather use a textual medium to explain them (typically irc, forums or email for me) for one simple reason: cut+paste
    If the computer returns an error, i can paste it, which is easier and less error prone to reading it out. And if i need to run some commands, i can paste those commands back in the same way (this is also another reason why geeks use the cli - its easier to explain in a support context, even over the phone where reading cli output is far less error prone than trying to describe a graphic verbally)...

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    1. Re:Screen? by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      The problem usually isn't that I can miraculously see the screen over the phone, but that the user assumes because they are in chat, that I can see their screen. It's odd and annoying, but it happens more regularly than it should.

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    2. Re:Screen? by The+Mister+Purple · · Score: 1

      I've had the same thing happen with phone support. The problem originates with the user's lack of computer skills/awareness/knowledge, not the support technology. But, hey, if more users understood computers, a lot more of us would be flipping burgers or pushing mops for a living, so there's that.

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  15. Technical issues by email only please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work quite hard to force all requests for technical advice to come by email only. By the time someone has properly written an account of "What did you do? What did you expect to happen? What did you want to happen?", they've quite often realised the solution to their problem on their own.

    1. Re:Technical issues by email only please by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      interesting. I had an issue with 20 computers once where pushing the software update out one morning caused them all to crash and reboot. Email and or chat at that point would have required leaving the site entirely or redoing the router setup in order to get internet access for my laptop outside the network.

      I don't mind chat and or email support, but i demand a phone number and live person be available too.

    2. Re:Technical issues by email only please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not involved in providing internet access. Thus if your problem involves you being unable to send email, I am the wrong person to contact. Your mileage may vary of course!

    3. Re:Technical issues by email only please by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      :) It's cool, I'll call if something else goes wrong.

      The problem wasn't with internet access per se, but it took down the IDS, firewall and proxy meaning that no one had internet service in the building until those systems came back online unless the router was reconfigured and that was bypassed. I guess it was my fault for re-purposing an old machine for these seemingly simply tasks instead of buying an appliance capable of it which I couldn't get approval for.

      The vendor in question got something wrong with the detection of 64 bit windows and 32 bit windows. Evidently, they checked the processor type and not the windows type or something of that sort and installed the updats based on the processor and not the windows version. It took booting with a Linux CD (tried the windows CD but ran into too many permission problems), mounting the registry and removing a few keys then deleting a couple of files to get back to normal. The updates worked perfectly when tested on the x86 processors running the 32bit versions of windows but catastrophically failed on the x86-64 processors running 32 bit windows versions (we did not have any 64 bit windows at the time so i don't know if that worked or not).

  16. Use a script by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    When someone calls into support, we first verify his or her account information.

    Wouldn't it make more sense to use a script to verify the user's account info before they can even initiate the chat session? Why are you wasting human time (both yours and your customer's) doing something that 20 lines of PHP could handle more efficiently?

    1. Re:Use a script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a TCL script on Cisco CM to identify clients' account numbers from their CallerID.

      Anon to preserve mod points

    2. Re:Use a script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can post anon all you want, IT STILL REVERTS YOUR POINTS.

      SImple test:
      1. Go in, mod a unmodded comment.
      2. Make anonymous comment.
      3. Reload page and look to see if that comment still has any points, in particular the type of point you added.

    3. Re:Use a script by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      It works if you log out. Stay logged in and it reverts points, even if you check the post anon box.

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  17. I'm about to blow your mind... by matunos · · Score: 1

    Simultaneous chat sessions.

    You're welcome. Or, your manager is welcome.

    1. Re:I'm about to blow your mind... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      His manager may thank you, but he sure won't. You just increased his workload!

    2. Re:I'm about to blow your mind... by matunos · · Score: 1

      True, but what's he on here complainin' about how people type slow, then?

      Gotta get those metrics up!

    3. Re:I'm about to blow your mind... by matunos · · Score: 1
  18. I dislike both... by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm one of those stereotype geeks who doesn't like talking to people, outside a small circle of friends (and I find talking to them stressful at times). I'd rather just e-mail support with details and get an answer "whenever". If they need more information, they can ask for it.

    I do not need everything in my life to happen *now*. I am perfectly content for things to take a little time, so long as no-one is taking the piss. Which is just as well, because IT at work will get round to dealing with your problem whenever they feel like it and you can't actually phone them anyway, you have to submit support tickets.

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    1. Re:I dislike both... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a social problem, seek help, you'll be happier when you overcome your issues.

    2. Re:I dislike both... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spergers gotta sperg...

  19. Chat is Great Hard Of Hearing / Language Barrier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I work in global support scenarios , and chat support is very helpful for those who are deaf and when I speak to those who have trouble speaking English, and it some cases it would actually save time. if it takes more time to solve problems then so be it, at least it will be documented, phone calls may not be recorded and previously read back, so chat logs provide history, it out weighs the obligation to hold a phone/headset to your ear, and the resources to record/translate/review audio.

    Every screen share application I have used, have a built in chat capabilities, Microsoft Lync and LiveMeeting, Cisco WebEx, Adobe ConnectNow, TeamViewer, LogMeIn.

    If i don't need to sit there with a headset and listen or speak to someone on the phone breathing down screaming or yelling at me , I would prefer chat support any day over text.

    The nice thing about working with someone on the phone you get more friendly context , and even more so over web cam , and so on with in person. You might do well for someone you can see and hear, then rather treat as lines of text in a box..

  20. Article is worthless. by bmo · · Score: 1

    Article doesn't even mention deliberate trolling of chat operators by the likes of /g/.

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    1. Re:Article is worthless. by The+Mister+Purple · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was definitely just trolls from /g/ (is "trolls from /g/" a redundancy?), not anyone else, and certainly not me. ;^)

      How are Finn and Jake, by the way.

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  21. parallel, asynchronous and signal noise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Criticism seems to be about how chat systems are often used. One to one, real time. That is poor way to use chatting systems. When there are lots of people in same chat 'room' or 'channel' things super boost to extent unseen in conventional conversions.

    Chat is inherently asynchronous.
    Multiple persons can speak at the same time, and a lot will become seen by many.
    Dealing same problem reported multiple times is managed as one chat session.

    That said, sometimes giving call will be the easiest way to deal some problems. Telling chat is crap is equally non-sense as bashing phone calls being useless.

  22. Silly by CTU · · Score: 1

    I find live chat to be helpful. So it might take a few more minutes to get things done. I think the extra time is worth it as a bad connection could leave both sides asking to repeat something a few times to get it right, or just close enough. With the written word it is clear as day and something can be reread to be understood.

  23. Re:good post by Kalriath · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's plain text. Click it all you like, nothing will happen.

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  24. If the support person doesn't speak English . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

    . . . chat is better.

    It takes just as long on the phone, when you have to decipher a bizarre accent. Like, finally figuring out after a minute, that "aaatsch" or "hatch" means "eight."

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  25. Not always true by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    This may be true a lot, but not always. AT&T Live support, for example, presents you with a login page before the chat. You have to fill out the form; the phone number, the name its registered under, the last 4 digits of social security, and a dropdown box with type of issue. That shaves a lot of this work off of the overall time.

  26. Opposite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had the exact opposite experience with chat support. On a phone call the person running it likely has no flipping clue what they are doing and are a just a butt filling a seat at a call center. In chat I explain the problem, they tend to *gasp* actually understand, and explain to me what to do in easy steps, or tell me why something can't be done clearly and to the point.

    Comcast one night at my parents, they hadn't paid their bill and they got turned off, but they had the money so we just paid through the web portal you get redirected to when your account is cut off. Called support after about 8 hours of no service, ended up calling through twice because the first guy told me that service wouldn't be restored for 24 hours (I knew better, my parents had done this before and it was usually on in a few hours). Second call was a woman that tried to help but eventually spouted the same 24 hour BS.

    So I finally broke down and used the Vita's broken-ass web browser to find out if Comcast had web support. Got on there, told the lady who answered the chat exactly my problem. She had me test a few things, asked me to do some very specific things, and eventually was able to get the account or modem or whatever out of the status it was stuck in. I thanked her and gave her a glowing review in the survey thing they had after. Took maybe 10 to 15 minutes for the chat, whereas it took maybe an hours worth of calling to not get anything done that way anyway.

  27. you just described the agent by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've never had any "live chat" calls where the agent was swift at responding, asking the right question, using the information I just typed or not helping at least 3 other people (they admitted that nonsense answers/requests from them were supposed to be typed in another customers window) or even fast at typing.

    Bottom line is, either be good at your work and like it, or go flip burgers. Being an "IT Support Pro" isn't for everybody and if you blame your problems on the user, you don't have the right attitude. I know I just described 95% of the help desk staffers, but that is the sad truth, it's a dirty job and good staff is hard to find for that.

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    1. Re:you just described the agent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'm not good at this when I don't make use of Electro convulsion therapy when our users *WASTE* our time because they're too lazy to read the step by step instructions we send them in that case.

    2. Re:you just described the agent by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      I've never had any "live chat" calls where the agent was swift at responding, asking the right question, using the information I just typed or not helping at least 3 other people (they admitted that nonsense answers/requests from them were supposed to be typed in another customers window) or even fast at typing.

      I have only tried chat-based support once, and I ended up telling whoever it was to fuck off, because they were obviously typing fluff to stall for time.

      Presumably because they were trying to help 10 other people at the same time, because what I needed was trivially easy.

      I have a suspicion that the company was using a bot to post generic "OK, I'm going to help you with that" statements any time there was too long a delay between actual responses.

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    3. Re:you just described the agent by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I don't know that it's hard to find good staff - it's as usual hard to find good staff at competitive pay rates. I.e. I'll bet you could get great, motivated US based live chat technicians if you provided remote desktop tools and paid $100k a year.

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    4. Re:you just described the agent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In their defense, because it is possible to multitask while working a live chat, agents are typically required by company policy to be working at least 3 chats at once. That's the main reason I've always preferred working the phones myself; no matter how frustrating the issue or how high the call volume, you're only working one call at a time.

  28. No, you just don't know .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. how to ask the right questions! Users are IDIOTS. They will give you extraneous data that has no bearing on the problem at hand if you don't lead them down the right path!

    Thank you,

    BOFH

  29. Chat is great when *you* don't speak the language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There has been lots of mention of hard-to-understand support staff, and how chat makes this easier. But this also works the other way. I've moved countries a couple of times in the last decade, both time to a country where I don't speak the language. Trying to get internet etc. set up is much harder when you can't speak a word of the language. But live chat and google translate etc. made this process considerably easier. It may not be for everyone, but it's a nice option to have!

  30. Opposite experience by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Funny that I read this, when I have the total opposite experience. I found that it's cool to use the chat, so that people can actually type their domain names, account names, or whatever. I found restful that people aren't on the phone and expect you to fix in the second, or find their account immediately. It's also very nice that I can cut/past URL, like for example the one explaining what a glue record is on wikipedia and so on. It's also quite cool if a customer types slowly, that way, I can continue to do what I was doing at the same time, but anyway, it's very rare that our customers are typing that slow.

    Maybe this has to do with the type of customers you get on the other side of the line (ours might know more).

    1. Re:Opposite experience by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We've had several hard drive failures in the last few months and I've used HP's online chat every time to get them replaced. When I call HP, I'm usually on the phone for a t least 15 minutes listening to on-hold music. On the Chat, my wait is rarely more than two minutes. On the downside, I'm often waiting for them to respond, but it's easier for me to do other things while waiting on the chat than it would be on the phone.

    2. Re:Opposite experience by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It also seems like some of the problems described are a result of a badly designed support-chat system, or a properly designed one with bad policies in place, attempting to shoehorn the phone-based workflow into a rather different environment.

      Sure, if I call you, you need to confirm some sort of account/service tag/serial number/customer ID/something because I might be calling you from just about any phone number and automated phone mechanisms are a pretty painful way of entering anything nontrivial. But if I'm starting a text chat over the internet, you can just have a form that requests that information before setting up the chat(and hey, why not send me directly to the right subsection of your support apparatus based on the answers I provide, just for fun?) and then not waste everybody's time by having me re-type it unless there is some specific point of confusion/uncertainty/disagreement with the database.

      Similarly, 'I can't see your screen' is one of those problems that can be solved by technology... Your internet chat system doesn't have a way for me to upload screenshots, diagnostic logs, etc. to your support people why exactly? Yeah, you can't do that in phone support, so people make do; but you could do better in chat support.

      Obviously, none of this is the poor support guy's fault, it isn't his system; but a chat-support system that is more painful than a phone support system, despite vastly greater ancillary capabilities, is just plain broken.

    3. Re:Opposite experience by mellyra · · Score: 2

      It's also quite cool if a customer types slowly, that way, I can continue to do what I was doing at the same time, but anyway, it's very rare that our customers are typing that slow..

      If your system only gives you one customer at a time and your performance is evaluated based on through-put you wouldn't be happy about that.

    4. Re:Opposite experience by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I also found it funny, because my assistance by chat was ALWAYS several times better than phone support. Try for example dictate your full name or an email address by telephone.

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    5. Re:Opposite experience by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 0

      Excellent observations. "Mod parent up" is I believe the local lingo.

    6. Re:Opposite experience by EvilIdler · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have good experiences from both ends. But that required a login system where identification is already handled. When the customer is logged in, the chat presents all the details the tech needs. Free for all chat is only useful for sales, and shouldn't be used for tech-support.

    7. Re:Opposite experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I too have had the opposte experience. Fed up of having to call to premium rate phone number and being on hold for 10 minutes before getting someone who can barely speak English, asks me to repeat my name several times, etc, I now see these support phone numbers as another way for the company to make money. I've started using the web chat whenever possible now, and my experience has been great.

    8. Re:Opposite experience by ewanm89 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From the support end, fielding multiple chats simultaneously is possible, while waiting for one person to reply one can start to help the next person, this can not be done on the phone. Miscommunication is less, names aren't misspelled so easily or just not quite heard right, you don't need to be sat their going through a sequence of numbers or characters and checking it is correct character by character. Finally if you give a set of instructions, it can all be given at once and they are left to get on with it, they can reread the message to check the next step, they don't need to bother you again 'till there is an actual problem or it solves the issue.

    9. Re:Opposite experience by jafiwam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This would work if the CRM database allows more than one instance of accounts to be opened up and worked. The two or three CRM suites I have used (including recently created ones) do not do this. For purely technical questions it would work though. Like, interior tier 2 support for the tier 1 folks.

    10. Re:Opposite experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I like chat support. You can copy and paste errors and configs. They can send commands. And you have a transcript when done so you can document the solution.

    11. Re:Opposite experience by todrules · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Right. If a rep is sitting around just waiting for the customer to finish typing, then that is very inefficient. I would think they should be handling multiple chats at the same time.

      His responses should require minimal interaction. His first couple responses should either be completely automated, or at least copy/pasted. He should also have multiple troubleshooting steps and solutions ready to be pasted into the chat window. And, hopefully, his chat application should be able to at least paste images, which would really help guide the customer through the steps.

      Further, the OP seems to forget how many times that either he or the customer has to repeat himself on the phone because he couldn't understand. Plus, you can't just fire off 5 steps for the customer to take at once while on the phone, like you can in chat. You have to wait until the customer is done with each step before moving on the next. And, of course, you can only talk to one customer at a time on the phone. A chat rep should be handling multiple cases at a time.

    12. Re:Opposite experience by gsgriffin · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it can be done, but yesterday I had a chat that took 30 minutes (Skype support). The total time for my typing and delay in replies could not have totaled more than 2 of those minutes. So while i'm trying to get work done, i'm waiting 45 seconds to 2 minutes for a reply...even to my question,"are you still there?" Could have taken 3 minutes on the phone to resolve.

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    13. Re:Opposite experience by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's exactly why my daughter prefers chat/email over phone support. She's a CSR for a retailer, not IT, but the process is similar. Get the relevant customer info, get the question, look up the answer, lather, rinse, repeat. And yes, she has hotkeys out the wazoo for the routine responses.

      She says with chat, she can keep 4 or 5 conversations going at once -- sometimes in different languages, thanks to her college Spanish and Google Translate -- and close out far more calls than her peers.

      The other advantage from her point of view is, the online CSRs aren't required to upsell like they have to on the phone. "Would you like a nice parka to go with those skis?" She really hates that.

    14. Re:Opposite experience by NeedMyFix · · Score: 2

      I also love getting the log of the entire conversation at the end.

    15. Re:Opposite experience by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 1

      My system is MSN, Yahoo, ICQ, AIM, GTalk or Skype. Customers love to use that instead of a stupid proprietary web based chat system. Last time I checked, pidgin supports multiple conversations at once! :)

      Oh, and the evaluation is the customer's satisfaction, and it seems ok for them... :P

    16. Re:Opposite experience by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You'd think that the login system would eliminate the initial exchange of information, but in my experience with tech support that's rarely the case. Put in my name, my product info, a brief summary of the problem, and invariably it's "Hello, my name is Mary. How can I help you today?" Well, "Mary", you could help me by reading the information I just took five minutes to look up and type into the login page before I got here.

    17. Re:Opposite experience by Scragglykat · · Score: 1

      I think the single greatest advantage to the chat systems over voice calls for tech support, is that the customer can understand what the hell the foreign dignitary who they are speaking with is saying.

    18. Re:Opposite experience by DeDmeTe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We've had several hard drive failures in the last few months and I've used HP's online chat every time to get them replaced. When I call HP, I'm usually on the phone for a t least 15 minutes listening to on-hold music. On the Chat, my wait is rarely more than two minutes. On the downside, I'm often waiting for them to respond, but it's easier for me to do other things while waiting on the chat than it would be on the phone.

      I agree. I use Dell's support chat every week. I hate calling them but for a different reason, I always seem to have a hard time understanding the person on the other end of the line.

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      -Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat-
    19. Re:Opposite experience by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Our HPC support desk (supercomputers) is mostly email driven, followed by 1-2% voice. We've trained our users fairly well but still, occasionally get the "It just quit." emails. I'm assuming it's a job but with no job number, I'm waiting to hear back. Gotta love our interns.

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      I drank what? -- Socrates
    20. Re:Opposite experience by vlm · · Score: 1

      I found restful that people aren't on the phone and expect you to fix in the second, or find their account immediately

      What culture are you in? Where I work the pitchers consider their chat to be the spoken word of god to obeyed instantly, as if they're texting a 911 center or chat is putting up the bat symbol. Also they always believe you're doing absolutely nothing, nothing at all, other than waiting for them to contact you. And they always believe you're completely alone and not trying to help anyone else. Lets say there's a major incident affecting 50 people. You'll get 25 chat sessions demanding their little whiny ass be immediately helped or they'll cut and paste the chat session complete with timestamps and email it to everyone in your management chain from +1 up to the VP DEMANDING to know why you and your department are not supporting them by replying to their chat session instantly. "Mr VP, would you consider it acceptable to be on the phone and not reply back within 10 seconds? Or 10 seconds of dead air being transmitted?"

      My next favorite is the idiots who use it as a dumping tech, like drop some crap on you and log off so you can't reply back that you're 200 miles from the office at a meeting, or logged in from home with no access to that airgap firewalled secure system. Ha ha I dumped on you and you can't help it.

      Needless to say our dept nipped this chat idiocy in the bud by disabling the system so we as a dept do NOT use it or support the use of it to contact us.

      So nothing is worse than chat if you're a catcher. Of course if you're a pitcher its not so bad.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    21. Re:Opposite experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The difference is you already know you have a failed drive. You did the troubleshooting already and you are just trying to get a new one. That is a piece of cake. Anyone can do that with a few emails as well. Try chatting with them when you need someone to actually trouablshoot. Like a HP SAN fiber link goes down at random, a firmware update has hung, you have a raid group that is reporting errors or the vscrub is failing or you have a troublesome NC375 embedded NIC and you are getting TCP errors in Windows and the link keep going down. For those, the online chat is useless. At that point, they will convert it to a regular ticket and now you have to wait for a call back or email and then basically start over with someone else. There is little to no integration between the chat support and the non chat support pipeline.

      I like the way EMC does chat support. I've done many advanced troublshooting sessions with them that started with a chat. If the troublshooting involves anything more than basic instructions, they will immediately offer you a webex session and you are still talking to the same person in that webex. If that proves to difficult or further escalation is needed, the notes and existing troublshooting effort are transfererd over to phone and or ground on site support. It flows up the support ladder very well.

    22. Re:Opposite experience by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
      Same with me...I can type very quickly, hell, just due to being part of my job. I like that I can type things out (like you mentioned, complex domain names, server names..etc).

      I also find it helps ME understand them better, as that with so much of the help desk stuff being sent overseas, I just can NOT understand them most of the time with the extremely heavy, thick accents. I really do try, but the accents and frankly, due to a little hearing loss as I get older (I used to go to a LOT of loud concerts)...I just cannot understand them and it gets frustrating.

      I prefer the chat most of the time it is an option. Its better than when I have to tell them to email me....which I've had to do since I just could not understand them on the phone.

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      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    23. Re:Opposite experience by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Also, as the customer, I tend to get someone in online chat in seconds rather than after a 10-minute battle with the phone menu. If there is a delay, I don't have to listen to hold music. My hands are free for the entire conversation rather than trying to hold a phone and do computer stuff at the same time. And when you type at me, I don't have to decipher your thick accent, so I can focus on the problem at hand.

      Of course I'm on the computer all day, I can type quickly and thoroughly, so I'm not prone to the problems being identified here.

    24. Re:Opposite experience by The+Mister+Purple · · Score: 2

      On top of regional accents and my aging ears, I frequently encounter problems with the quality of phone calls. It's either too loud (I shouldn't have to hold the phone a foot away from my ear) or too distorted (from the headset microphone seemingly placed between the cheek and gums).

      Also, a lot of headset microphones, while useful for hands-free talking, don't have their noise cancellation properly tuned for the amount of background noise (a.k.a. the rest of the call center's chatter). As a result, what I tell the "analyst" (there's a euphemism for you) is often cut off, which is frequently attributed to "oh, you have a bad microphone/connection". Yeah, it's MY phone, which worked fine for the other dozen calls I've made today.

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      "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled." Feynman
    25. Re:Opposite experience by Cinder6 · · Score: 1

      As a customer, I absolutely hate phone chat and sort of like live (text) chat. This is for a few reasons:

      1. So long as the rep has decent grammar, I can always understand what they are saying and don't have to work through whatever accent the person may or may not have. This also means I don't have to ask them to repeat something they said--it's all there to re-read if I need to.
      2. I can clearly explain my problem without them trying to interrupt me by asking me to do silly things like rebooting my computer in order to fix the problem that my DSL modem's lights are blinking.
      3. I don't have to hear god-awful hold music. Actually, you have to wait less when you do the live chat.

      YMMV.

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      If you can't convince them, convict them.
    26. Re:Opposite experience by The+Mister+Purple · · Score: 0

      Oh yes! I suspect some outfits want to ditch live chat simply because transcripts make it too easy to point out where their "tech" (a.k.a. their script) dropped the ball. You could always record the tech support call, but where I live you have to notify the other parties of the call that you are doing so, and one of the sketchier companies I've dealt with have flat-out refused to continue the call when I tell them that (this despite the "this call may be monitored and recorded for quality assurance purposes" disclaimer that is played to you while you're getting connected to support.) I don't know why they think that helps: nothing like a couple recorded tech support hangups to cut the legs out from under whichever manager went to bat for that vendor (what SLA?), and suddenly the other solution (the one that didn't have a college buddy of the manager working sales) becomes THE solution.

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      "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled." Feynman
    27. Re:Opposite experience by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      HostGator's chat support system has an authentication button that allows the customer to enter their billing credentials so the support person doesn't have to badger you. Like.

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      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    28. Re:Opposite experience by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Looks like somebody needs some coffee.

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      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    29. Re:Opposite experience by The+Mister+Purple · · Score: 1

      "Mr VP, would you consider it acceptable to be on the phone and not reply back within 10 seconds? Or 10 seconds of dead air being transmitted?"

      Where I'm at, the phone system (VOIP) has reports that are sufficiently detailed to show whether or not an internal call went to voicemail, and how long calls take. This means that we get hammered on the phone response times, no matter how many calls we are trying to field at once.

      There is no escape.

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      "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled." Feynman
    30. Re:Opposite experience by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Now Verizon has a live chat option so you can document the lies and half-truths used to bait you into another service contract.

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      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    31. Re:Opposite experience by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I hate talking on the phone at the best of times, but it's even worse when I'm dealing with customer service. I have an unusual name and my accent makes it hard for me to spell things out, I have to start talking Golf, Oscar, Whiskey, Alpha etc. on them. And I hate the awkward pauses when they're doing something at their end and we're both sitting there in silence. With chat it's so much easier to communicate, plus the ability to copy and paste any mile-long error messages.

      On a broader point, to me there's something unnatural about the phone that I never got my head around. Talking to someone I cannot see and who can't see me? That's just wrong! How do I know they're not making faces at me? How do I know they're not making rude gestures every time I ask a question which is reasonable from my point of view but stupid from theirs since they get asked the same thing a hundred times? At least with chat I have a bit of time to compose what I'm going to say.

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      Drill baby drill - on Mars
    32. Re:Opposite experience by StuartHankins · · Score: 2

      Yes. 1000 times yes. And then they say they can't handle the issue and send you to someone else, who doesn't have any of the background and you start all over again...

    33. Re:Opposite experience by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 1

      Reading you, it looks like I'm trying to be bad with our customers. That's not at all the case. I do my best to serve them as much as I can. I just find it more easy and less stressful on the chat than on the phone. Is there something wrong with it? Absolutely not! I agree with the other guy commenting: get a cup of coffee and relax.

    34. Re:Opposite experience by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 1

      I have an unusual name and my accent makes it hard for me to spell things out, I have to start talking Golf, Oscar, Whiskey, Alpha etc.

      Gowa is indeed a quite unusual name! :)

      And I hate the awkward pauses when they're doing something at their end and we're both sitting there in silence.

      Oh, exactly! And on the other side, it's stressful after 10 seconds. And putting the customer on hold listening to the stupid music doesn't feel right either.

    35. Re:Opposite experience by green1 · · Score: 2

      It's worse than that, the original poster complains when we don't give enough information, but if I take the time to type out everything they actually need I get "are you still there?" and sometimes not even that, just a disconnect because I haven't sent them anything in too long (and I am NOT a slow typist!)
      I can send "My tablet doesn't work" but that doesn't help anyone, or I can try to send "My tablet, model ________ is giving me error message ___________________ on bootup, I have tried a battery pull, and a factory reset, neither of which fixed the problem. This all started after I tried a firmware upgrade from your website to version ____________. I also tried re-doing the firmware upgrade, but that didn't help, and I tried the old firmware version ______, but the tablet won't accept that because it claims it's too old"

      the second one gives enough information, but is usually cut off with "are you still there?" or "you have been disconnected for inactivity" Worse still, if I do send the second one, I usually instantly get a canned response back that says "I need your model number", so I re-send that part, then another canned response with the step by step on how to do a factory reset, at which point I usually get a bit frustrated and tell the "tech" to actually read what I typed the first time, which usually comes back with another response telling me to do a factory reset with exact instructions. 30-40 minutes later, after we finally get through all the stuff that I told them I already tried, I get a "sorry I can't fix your problem, we need you to call our second level people at this long distance international number, they are open 11am to 1pm in a timezone on the opposite side of the planet, except for their lunch break between 1101 and 1259, and they won't be able to fix your problem either"

    36. Re:Opposite experience by dowens81625 · · Score: 0

      I agree, most support is outsourced and those people can type English better than can speak it. So i can leave the universal translator at home.

    37. Re:Opposite experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "aitch-tee-tee-pee-colon-slash-slash-slash-dot-dot-org"

    38. Re:Opposite experience by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Similarly, 'I can't see your screen' is one of those problems that can be solved by technology... Your internet chat system doesn't have a way for me to upload screenshots, diagnostic logs, etc. to your support people why exactly? Yeah, you can't do that in phone support, so people make do; but you could do better in chat support.

      Many vendors, e.g. Microsoft's enterprise support; have an online support chat system, that enables a technician to not only 'see' logs or screen shots, but enables the customer to grant the support representative mouse and keyboard control, so the support rep can look around, and either tell the customer what to do, or fix the issue for them.

    39. Re:Opposite experience by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I think the real reason the author of the article didn't tell us about is... as an IT pro, less work per agent (though more agents required for the same number of support requests, therefore more $$ costs to the business).

      Talking on the phone, only one customer can really be supported at a time, the rep really has to give them undivided attention. And in many situations, the user will be slower than support, so support will be "waiting" on the user, or having them on hold, either way, the IT pro is working on one and only one request, and taking longer to do the same job, therefore less work.

      With E-mail or Chat-based support, the IT pro can be expected to be 'pipeline' their requests; simultaneously deal with multiple users, and efficiently utilize every moment to get work done on their assigned tickets.

      Because they're not "bound" to the non-parallelizable task of talking on the phone, which requires an exclusive attention lock.

      So some IT pros may find it less fun, even if it's more beneficial for the business organization in terms of getting more work done with fewer agents, and advantageous to the customers not having to waste time waiting for their turn to talk to an agent, and getting a faster turnaround on simple requests.

    40. Re:Opposite experience by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

      Now there is moderation abuse in action.

    41. Re:Opposite experience by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I agree, chat lets me explain exactly what is wrong and get them to replace the defective part. If I'm on the phone they insist making me jump through all sorts of hoops, some of which allow them to disconnect and make me call back. This probably helps their numbers.

    42. Re:Opposite experience by aap · · Score: 1

      Or worse yet, after you spend half an hour wading through their useless list of suggestions you already tried, they tell you to call phone support. I thought that was what I was trying to avoid.

    43. Re:Opposite experience by Mirar · · Score: 1

      The problem with email is that you only get an answer to one of your questions in the email. I'm not really sure why, but I've had hundreds of emails going like this:

      > Are you the right person to ask about blah? If I blah the blah, will it blah? Also, I will need to gah the blah, will that work?

      Yes, I'm the one to ask about Blah.

      sincerely
      Blah blah

  31. Re:good post by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

    That post was clearly spam. If you opened the link it you may very well be part of the reason spam works. I say goatse spam is a good way of conditioning people to recognize spam and not click on spam links.

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    Well, I might have a way, but it only works on a semi spherical planet in a vacuum.
  32. Love it by jamesh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Live chat support is one of the best things ever invented. When you type, I can't hear your accent, which removes a huge barrier to communication for most phone support call centre's i've had to deal with. And I can type faster than I can speak (which is slowly for the benefit of the english-is-not-my-first-language person on the other end of the line). And after i've typed the person on the other end can take their time to digest what i've written, and I can look back over what i've written and amend anything I might have missed, and they can cut & pasted into their own internal knowledgebase.

    As for the submitter, I have these questions:

    . In what stupid world is account verification information not submitted via a web form before the chat session is initiated? Sure, there might be some people who don't have the required information and it has to be done in the chat session itself, but that should be a rare exception.

    . As above, why isn't a summary of the problem also provided via web form before the chat session begins? Most chat support web site's i've seen make you enter a description of your problem, and then offer a few possible resolutions based on a keyword search, alongside the "begin chat now" button, which is a huge timesaver for when people haven't checked the FAQ's first.

    . If seeing the users screen is a requirement to do your job, then there is _plenty_ of software available to fill that need. Is something like gotomeeting or teamviewer really out of the question? (i'd never let a remote tech that I didn't know into _my_ screen, but that's not the point :)

  33. I don't like it either by tsotha · · Score: 2

    Way back when companies started live chat I thought it might be a good idea, since you can save the transcript and be sure you didn't forget to write anything down. But all I ever get back when I ask a question is the closest canned answer to my question. Not, mind you, an answer to my question, just an answer to a common question that has roughly the same words. For all I can tell there's just a primitive program on the other end which picks out the first four words from my query and then gives the FAQ response based on a simple match.

  34. When used wisely, chat is a huge cost-saver by ritchman · · Score: 1

    Two things:
    - AI chatbot applicable, which automatically redirects to real-persons when needed
    - as colleague mentioned, multitasking. Phone means I can talk to one user at a time; when I was a hard-core casual chatter, I usually had 5-6 private chat windows open.

  35. Re:If the support person doesn't speak English . . by irwiss · · Score: 1

    And spelling out uncommon words, passwords or usernames isn't required at all in a chat... "hatch" is just "hatch" and needs no explanation of "h as in hat, a as airport, t as tennis..."

  36. Change customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why don't you just change your customer service to some web-based email service where every request is replied with an auto-response and then it takes days or weeks until your customers get a generic, pre-fabricated message that doesn't answer anything? You know, like Sony and Ubisoft have.

    That would solve your problems and save you a lot of costs, since no customer would attempt to contact you more than once. (Don't worry, with the right marketing, they'll still buy your shit---see Sony and Ubisoft.)

  37. typing account information too long - boohoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then sodding well utilise the fact that I'm talking to you through YOUR chat system and have most likely already logged in to your crappy site...

  38. Here's what I do to help (as customer) by MrEdofCourse · · Score: 1

    I prefer chat support. Actually I prefer non-voice phone communication for everything, but that's another subject. One of the things I do to help is write everything down in advance. That way, when asked, not only do I have all the version numbers, configuration and specs, but also descriptions of problems and error codes ready to copy and paste in the chat. I often get funny replies regarding how fast I "type".

  39. Depends on the company by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    First, quite a few of the first tier IT megaliths have chat support these days, especially for their enterprise level vertical software. Key example: IBM's Maximo product.

    Second, integrated chat support is the wave of the future for vertical applications. You cannot imagine how much of a time saver it is for a user having a problem to click the chat button inside the app and drag the problem record to the app window. The support analyst gets information from the record itself that many users might find difficult to put into words (e.g. the primary key for the record). Moreover, it is possible to build the software so that the IT analyst sees the same application screen over chat as the user does.

    Third, at the enterprise level, if it isn't in the ticket, it didn't happen. The more you pay for support, the greater the odds that they'll request that *ALL* interaction goes through the ticketing system. These days, calling the client directly doesn't look professional, it looks disorganized except for a handful of exceptional cases such as a VP old enough that he prefers personal attention.

  40. It's even funnier ... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    ... when the two participants of the call speak English with two different, heavy accents. And the phone line has the quality of your typical American phone line, i.e. noisy, bandwidth-limited, _and_ digitally compressed and uncompressed at least twice.

    I'll take the live chat, thanks.

  41. Assuming direct control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have live chat, just offer another service with that... which is taking control of the user's computer and fixing whatever problem he or she may be having. This will be much faster than waiting for them to attempt and fail to fix whatever it is they are trying to fix.

  42. Yeah, like everything, chat has its bad points, by brokeninside · · Score: 2

    The elephant in the room with regards to support is that THERE IS NOT A SINGLE WAY TO PROVIDE SUPPORT THAT DOES NOT HAVE DRAWBACKS.

    Take on-site visits. Tech shows up. Problem is intermittent and doesn't occur while the tech is there. Tech's time is wasted. User's time is wasted. No one is happy. Or tech shows up to find that user doesn't have database/network/etc. rights and there is nothing tech can do. Techs have to take extra steps to document what was going on during the visit.

    Take phone calls. Hold times. Bad accents. VOIP over spotty networks. The phone call doesn't exist unless the tech properly logs it with an accurate description of the call.

    Take email. You've got most of the defects mentioned in TFA that apply to chat combined with a gap between messages that could span days or even weeks.

    The closest thing to a solution is TO PICK THE METHOD THAT WORKS BEST FOR A GIVEN SITUATION.

    Depending on the environment, some of the defects mentioned above might be a deal breaker. Which defects are the most critical will vary depending on what sort of support is being offered. Moreover, each of the methods above also have different advantages.

    Take chat, since the TFA was about chat. Many vertical software vendors are starting to build chat into their apps in a way that is an incredible aid to support teams. If a user can click the chat button and drag a problem record to the chat window, the support analyst now has access to a wealth of information that would take eons to get a user to properly describe over the phone or through email. More sophisticated tools might include a way for the analyst to access a log of actions the user took last to see what sequence of events triggered the problem or a way for the analyst to share the application screen of the user.

    But, of course, there will still be times when a 60 second phone call can hash out something that would take 10 minutes in a chat session or trading 15 or 20 emails. It all depends on what kind of support is needed and the people on either end of the communications link.

  43. Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    For somebody who communicates better via written word rather than speech, thinks better while writing than speaking, and can touch type at impressive speeds, there is no question that "live chat" is superior.

    Then again, the guy has a point because these people are the tiny minority.

  44. Forget real-time support, use email... by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    In my time in the support-barrel, I eliminated real-time support in favor of email. This may not fit every situation, of course. We were supporting a complex software product (ERP) used by largely non-technical users. When we offered real-time support, users would contact us whenever they got stuck, rather than looking in the product documentation, or even asking the person sitting at the next desk. When they really did have a support issue, they would contact us completely unprepared: they didn't know how the error occurred, they didn't know how to reproduce it, they usually hadn't even written the error message down before clicking it away.

    As soon as we required contact by email, most of the RTFM questions went away. The real support issues usually arrived with at least some of the necessary information, simply because the user had to sit down and describe in writing what had happened.

    After an initial period of adaptation "no, we can't take your call, please describe your issue in an email to xxx@yyy.zzz", we never had the impression that anyone missed the real-time support.

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    1. Re:Forget real-time support, use email... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After an initial period of adaptation "no, we can't take your call, please describe your issue in an email to xxx@yyy.zzz", we never had the impression that anyone missed the real-time support.

      Lol, a customer survey might give you a clue. People's impression of your "support" is so bad they they no longer bother to contact you at all.

  45. Troll - NOT my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nearly every use of chat has been negative, but that goes for *most* of my support experiences. Usually, it's Comcast. I give them my info, and they ask for it again. I give them a detailed description with supporting data, that ask me to turn on my PC.

    As an internal support person, if a user hits me up with chat, and it's not going well, I them to call or let me call them back.

  46. Use the right tools for the job at hand by Stolpskott · · Score: 1

    The last two banks I have worked in have a significant number of Bloomberg users, and the online chat feature built into the Bloomberg client works pretty well - hit the "Help" key twice, the chat window opens up, and you can type your question/comment - anything from "I need a replacement keyboard" or issues with the Excel API integration, to issues with setting up charts and reports or locating data in the Bloomberg systems. Trying to call Bloomberg live support puts you in contact with the same call-centre that services the chat system, and response times are much the same... but you also have the accent of the call-centre personnel to contend with - not a problem if the call centre is in your country, but not many of them are, these days.

    From the other side, I have worked as a support monkey with telephone, email, live chat and remote access systems in place. A phone call is definitely better for a conversation with an angry customer (on-site visit is best of all, but who has that option for general support issues without a fat support contract?), while email and live chat are good for conversations where you need a written record of the communication, and remote access is good for obvious reasons but not always possible.

    Trying to work in an environment where you only have one of those tools sets you and the customer up for a frustrating experience - "if the only tool in your toolbox is a hammer, then every problem starts to resemble a nail". If management make sure that you have acess to the most appropriate tools for the job, then client satisfaction should see a noticeable uptick, and probably support staff satisfaction as well (although a pay rise would also help there, you have more chance of getting the tools than the money).

    1. Re:Use the right tools for the job at hand by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

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  47. Not all Chat Systems are Equal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chat systems are not all the same. A good chat systems should present the customer with a window to describe the problem. Then when the agent selects the chat the entered information is immediately available.

  48. It's for experienced users by bolt_the_dhampir · · Score: 1

    Every time someone new pops by #yourfavoritedistro on irc.freenode.net, they have to learn how to pose a question on IRC.

    This includes figuring out what is relevant, what is not relevant, when to include a pastebin link with logs, config files and such, the exact command the user is typing, the expected output, the actual output and often also an explanation of the higher goal in case a whole different approach could be suggested.

    New users also have issues with using needless abbreviations line "u" and "plz" and use the enter key as punctuation, making it very hard to follow their broken up sentences in crowded channels. Once you stop doing that and put your entire question in one message, don't make assumptions, paste your command and output exactly, the amount of help you can get from friendly voulenteers is nothing short of astonishing.

    I know, it's a lot, but you get used to it, and it's great!

  49. Re:If the support person doesn't speak English . . by Larryish · · Score: 1

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfkPcTNnGNk

    If you haven't watched this series, you should.

    It is absolutely brilliant.

  50. Nice to have either option... by Junta · · Score: 2

    Sometimes a conversation will involve a lot of things that copy and paste is critical for. It also allows one to be a bit more multitasking on either end of the conversation. Particularly if you are using the interaction largely as a pass-through for concrete error-messages/codes and commands to execute on a cli, chat is best.

    Frequently in a conversation, I arrange to actually talk to the person (regardless of which end of the conversation I'm on). This happens when a situation is a bit more murky so there is no concrete place to gather failure data, or if a solution warrants an explanation of how things are the way they are and the intent embodied in the steps to resolution. This could be because the fix process is involved and will require a bit of adaptability on the problematic side or just a way to have the person afflicted learn and avoid/fix similar sorts of situations in the future.

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  51. Re:If the support person doesn't speak English . . by irwiss · · Score: 1

    He he thanks it was neat :)

  52. IT Support Pro Tells Why He Hates IT Support by netwarerip · · Score: 2

    Fixed the headline. Carry on.

  53. "people type slower than they speak" by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    Maybe you do, bunkie. Some of us know how to type.

    1. Re:"people type slower than they speak" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you do, bunkie. Some of us know how to type.

      Really? You type at 150-160 words per minute?

      From Wikipedia:

      Audiobooks are recommended to be 150–160 words per minute, which is the range that people comfortably hear and vocalize words.

      I think you're wrong, Bunkie.

    2. Re:"people type slower than they speak" by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      voice chat isn't usually logged either.

      so he can breeze through and get better metrics, never mind the customer getting the result he wants.

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  54. Same Here by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've never actually been on the "support staff" of a live chat feature, but at my client, their live chat support thingy collects all kinds of important information about the user (browser/OS/cookies/login/session/IP/godknowswhatelse). Saves the user from having to type all that in and saves the support tech from having to explain where to find it all.

    On the customer end, I really like the live chat support because then I can continue what I was doing while the CSR researches whatever it is that needs researching and I don't have a phone glued to my ear.

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  55. Easier to deal with foreign CSRs by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I also found it funny, because my assistance by chat was ALWAYS several times better than phone support. Try for example dictate your full name or an email address by telephone.

    I've found that it's also a lot easier to deal with foreign CSRs via chat than it is via phone. I think most Indians are better at reading/writing English than in speaking. Also, there is little concern over trying to understand each other's accents.

    Definitely a big fan of the "live chat".

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    1. Re:Easier to deal with foreign CSRs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've found that it's also a lot easier to deal with foreign CSRs via chat than it is via phone. I think most Indians are better at reading/writing English with a US accent than in speaking. Also, there is little concern over trying to understand each other's accents.

      Definitely a big fan of the "live chat".

      FTFY

    2. Re:Easier to deal with foreign CSRs by Nocturnal+Deviant · · Score: 2

      Foreigners PERIOD, are better at writing/reading English than speaking it.

      Source: Years and years of video games, EvE specifically...

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    3. Re:Easier to deal with foreign CSRs by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      you are of course trying to be funny but

      1 British Australian and US accents differ greatly (and don't get me started with South African)
      2 there is also the problem of WHICH ONE?? (if you are british try to follow a convo between a Texan a Georgian and somebody from Boston oh and just for fun try the same with London Cockney and Welsh in the mix)
      3 British Received Pronunciation is not exactly common (unless you are in say a Hunting Club or a Group of BBC exec staff members)

      but anywho the big problem with Phone Support is that 75% of the time they are keyword surfing and not even trying to understand the problem (not having the ability to do so at all is a sidebar)

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    4. Re:Easier to deal with foreign CSRs by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Plus they can have a names like, Paul, Bob, or Randy and no one knows the difference. Let the savings begin. Bean counters rejoice!

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  56. Next Up! Inane Texting Less Efficient Than Speakin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next up! Inane texting is less efficient than speaking on the phone.

    "Scientists" have discovered that it takes longer to make plans to meet somewhere by texting back and forth than it does to call the person on the phone. In repeated test scenarios, text conversations dragged on for minutes, sometimes reaching an hour long, due to delays between text responses. However, when the same information was exchanged in phone calls where users spoke directly with each other, exchanges were usually completed in under two minutes.

    Boffins from the wireless carrier industry were baffled by this discovery and have called for more study on the matter.

    Random teenagers on the street were polled for their thoughts on this new discovery. Most responses were OMG or WTF? :(

  57. Ikr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked T1 chat support for Cengage Learning for close to a year. We never had people, really, who typed like idiots. They were students and professors and they were intelligent enough to use chat, so they generally used legible english. Whether they were computer literate or not, most of what you said is true. It's much harder to explain to someone, even though text is a superior communication method because rather than relying on a customers memory, you give them what to do where they can re read it if they need to - however without VNCing using tools like Bomgar or whatever shitty (in comparison) tools you use, you have to rely on the customer to also not be a moron, and/or blind, so it's frustrating.

  58. And I hate phone calls... by xaoslaad · · Score: 1

    Maybe I prefer chat, because then when I spell my last name, which is all of 8 characters, over the phone, slowly, clearly, concisely, and using the phonetic alphabet it still invariably ends up with extra e's in it. If your coworkers would listen and put a half ounce of effort into it so I didn't have to repeat myself 3 times I'd be more apt to call instead of find other alternatives...

  59. You know who else complained about this? by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    The first call center worker.
    "I can't help them as easily over the phone, it's much easier to physically be on location with the customer and talk face to face."
    Unless you're doing it for free, learn to deal with it, you're getting paid to do such.

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  60. Can they spell? Or do they need convincing? by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    As a customer needing support, using the live chat depends on what I need.
    If I have to convince someone that something is wrong, like a service level not being met, or anything that I expect to escalate to a supervisor, I'm going to want a live person on a phone.
    If I have to explicitly spell something out, like my name, I'm happier to use the live chat... but I seem to be able to type about eight or nine times faster than most support staff. Waiting for a reply from the point when it says "Bob is typing..." can be painful.

    A game of solitaire tends to be required accompaniment to any live chat support session.

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  61. Ha, whatever. by ndtechnologies · · Score: 1

    Whenever I have to deal with HP or any other company that farms out their support to India, I'll use chat EVERY TIME, because I don't have to constantly ask "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?", or have to spell out almost every word, due to the language barrier (not blaming the people, I know that English is a 2nd, 3rd, 4th language for many people outside of the US). Sorry that this guy decided to use Slashdot to rant on how he hates Live Chat, but whatever.

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  62. Is it wrong ... by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    ... to imagine the vendor should provide voice and chat services and allow the customer to choose?

  63. Hate Phone IT Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My biggest problem with IT support over the phone is that most of the time I'm dealing with someone who knows nothing about computers and is just reading from a script. Every time I call support I normally know exactly what the problem is and how to fix it. I've only had one time when the tech could figure out the problem over the phone all the other times I had to tell the tech what the problem was.
    Examples: AT&T - Internet down- The light on the modem for the connection to the DSL line is red which means that sometime is wrong with the line to the house.
    Me: The internet line to the house is damaged. (Tell them about the light and how I've not changed anything)
    Tech: You must have setup your modem wrong. We will send out a tech to fix the problem and charge you for it.
    Solution: Tech finds out that line to house is in fact damaged and fixes it no charge.

    Verizon: I just ported my phone number over to a new phone (Galaxy S III) and now it's not working.
    Tech: I'm not sure why your phone isn't working.
    Me: Could it be because the SIM card wasn't replaced when the phone number was changed?
    Tech: Yeah that could be it.
    Solution: Phone needed a new SIM card

    But this one takes the cake. HP's tech support near bricked my laptop. I was talking to someone from Indian that knew nothing about computers. My laptop has lost the ability to charge the battery or run off power from the charger. There is a factory recall on the laptop because of this problem and the motherboard needed to be replaced.
    Me: The laptop will not charge when plugged in. The charging light on the front of the computer will not come on. I know there is a recall because of this problem.
    Tech: (directs me to HP website and instructors me to flash the BIOS. )
    Me: I only have 5 minutes of battery life left and if it's dies while flashing the BIOS it could damage the computer.
    Tech: Just flash the BIOS
    Me: The BIOS program won't let me
    Tech: (At this point there is no script for this problem). Try flashing the BIOS. Try restarting the computer.
    Me: (While looking at my computer that is still on). Can't..computer died. Won't turn on.
    Tech: Ok send it in and we will look at it.
    Solution: HP replaced the plug, motherboard, and a few other parts. They forgot to replace the power port which still wasn't working. When I called support again I was transferred to an America support center (because I complained) were the tech stopped following the script and listened to me describe the problem. He was able to figured out that the power port needed to be replaced over the phone because he listened to be me instead of looking at a script.

  64. IT Support Pro = IT Support Amateur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Support's job is to provide problem resolution to the end user; regardless of product, user competency or communication medium. Unless OP's employer has call/ chat metric per hour that supersedes customer service satisfaction, I really don't see the problem. Considering the post is as vague in details as the OP claims their employer's end users are, it's probably safe to assume they aren't really all that "Pro" in regards to communication skills.

  65. Need both, but... by Penurious+Penguin · · Score: 1

    ... it always occasionally sucks regardless
    As many comments have mentioned, such things as copy/paste can be helpful, if not essential in finding the problem. In other cases where the ol' phone is required, the results may vary depending on language efficiency, knowledge, personality, the problem itself, etc. But something can definitely be said for the spoken word over that of text: Much of communication is not in the words alone, but in other expressions like facial, tonal, and so on. For someone who hasn't a great command of the terminology behind the problem, other nuances of communication may be very helpful in troubleshooting. But of course the nature of support varies a lot and so does the customer -- and each situation.
    Not so much for "technical" support, but when I am forced to call in for customer service, I often find huge differences in efficiency when going directly to a supervisor. And for some issues, it makes me cringe to imagine the text-based versions of them.
    I use Linux and the cli a lot. I was really giddy the day I finally forced myself to learn vim. But I've wasted many hours over the years exchanging problems over text that could've been much less by voice. I've also cast air before swine.

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  66. On the other end. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ive had LOTS of times I called in for customer support and had the person put me on hold multiple times, wasted time with useless "Hello and thank you for calling soandso inc I hope youre having a lovely day today I know I am. Oh and dont let me forget to tell you about a wonderful offer we have just for you blah blah blah. How can I help you today?", constantly going quiet on me while they type or look something up, having to constantly ask someone else, and waste time a dozen ways. In other words, just because its on the phone doesnt make it faster or better. Not to mention a lot of time is wasted when they put some fucknut indian on the phone that can barely speak english or can understand what the hell Im asking.

    Atleast with the chat I can sit back and just wait for a response or surf other sites or whatnot.

    But the biggest problem with contact customer service or IT is simply the fact they are people and people as a whole are a real pain in the ass to deal with.

    But the real problem is this guy is just a fucking twit. He is just bitching about having to do his job. Id dare say he isnt really IT, he is probablly just some guy someplace that answers first and says "did you try turning off your device?" and when that fails he forwards the person to a real tech.

  67. Chat is usually better, if done right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explaining how to fix a problem can be difficult on the phone, but on a chat feature where I can't see your screen

    On a chat, you can see their screen to some extent - and vice-versa. It is called "copy and paste". They can copy the error message texts or logfile texts from their screen into the chat so you see it immediately. And when you suggest a command to them, they can copy it from the chat instead of typing it in. (And none of the mis-spelling risks you have with spoken words.)

    Copy+paste is much faster than typing or talking. And you can both read much faster than the other can talk. So when there is some information to transfer, such as the web server log before it crached, the chat will be much faste! This because the user won't have to read aloud from several screenfuls of logfile. He just pastes it, and you skip to the few interesting lines very quickly.

    Oh, I see. This works well in linux, where the error messages and logs are all text, and the actions to be taken are textual commands. Copy+paste rules. I'm sorry for you if you're on windows, where you usually can't copy the text of some error dialog that doesn't have much info anyway - and the action to be taken requires burying into menus. too bad when you can't just type the correct command for them - it removes so many ways of misunderstanding...

  68. Tech support chat exists to get rid of accents by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    That's it. No other reason. People don't want to speak with someone they can't understand and text doesn't have an accent.

  69. blinks by TemplePilot · · Score: 1

    Btw how is this thread any different from This one that I saw last night and responded to? and yet this one has 100+ replies? Something stinks.

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  70. But what about the children? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    How will we provide tech support for the teens who have no ability to talk or communicate in any method other than textual messaging? :>

  71. They each have their advantages by Trashcan+Romeo · · Score: 1

    But I'll give phones the edge because most people *hate* having to process thoughts into written words. And they're already at least semi-annoyed at having to interrupt their day to ask for help with their frustrating computers. Plus, hearing regional accents adds a bit of color to one's work day. Yesterday, I got to make some small talk about the Olympics with a British woman who sounded like Sporty Spice.

  72. Chat is better for me. by antdude · · Score: 1

    I have speech and hearing impediments. :(

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    1. Re:Chat is better for me. by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      That sucks -sorry to hear it :( - I work chat support right now, and you just reminded me why it is a good medium for some folks.

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    2. Re:Chat is better for me. by antdude · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I am glad for BBSes, Internet, etc. I don't know what to do without them!

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  73. "Chat" is a four letter word! by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    I briefly worked at a small company in Burlingame as a desktop support tech, they thought it was cool to have their support staff monitor several in house IRC chat rooms, I asked my manager how I was going to build dozens of "one of" multi-boot, Windows/Linux/FreeBSD, images on several models of Think Pad, Toshiba & Dell PC's, all the while watching the endless (mostly) nonsensical BS streaming across the screen? And (of course) I had to get up and walk over to client machines, answer calls and manage enterprise backups!

    IMHO "chat" is best left to Internet predators & credit card thieves!

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  74. Some comments by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    1) I need to hold a phone to my ear while trying to do the stuff the support guy tells me to do.
    2) Occasional (or frequent, depending on company) hard to understand accents.
    3) I don't have the greatest of hearing to begin with.
    4) The support person sometimes/oftentimes can't understand me (yes, could be my fault)
    5) Typing leaves nothing to guess at, as opposed to trying to understand some garbled words.
    6) If the person is leaving parts out of your question, just ask for clarification.
    7) Relax. Don't give yourself a stroke.

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  75. Bad chat operators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I've used chat support from Dell, Comcast, Verizon, or anyone else that has offered it, the conversation has quickly dwindled to:

    "I don't know the answer. You should call so that you can speak to a senior..."

    Wonderful. Chat is a waste of time. Not because it is intrinsically bad, but because it is not properly utilized by support organizations. It is the ginger-headed step-child of support.

  76. I love chats. by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    Intelligence is directly proportional to the square of the distance from a telephone.

    Well, at least for me, it is. A chat gives me time and room to think, unlike a telephone call.

    I currently take chats from the low-level techs who actually take chats and calls from customers (which is a demotion from actually working support tickets, but I digress). I can and have done chats from customers, but I loathe the telephone, at work and in life.

    Phone calls are good for dealing with stupid people, because stupid people (well, actually, most people, including some intelligent people) don't actually read words, but they do hear and react to the tones of voice, which is useful for getting through to them.

  77. Someone tell corporate...wait, they don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are companies (cough, Clear/Clearwire) that herd their customers into chat.

    Not only do we here know it isn't as efficient (clearly)...but with some companies (cough, Clear), they don't give the chat staff the abilities of the phone staff.

    Fail, on two counts...

  78. Fake AV paranoia and non-admin users by tepples · · Score: 1

    please open your browser, go to (website for preferred remote access tool)

    I went there and it told me I need administrative privileges. I've been told to click Cancel so as not to get a fake antivirus. And even if I could click OK, I'd have to wait a few hours for the computer's owner to get home with the password.

  79. improve phone support then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to have people on the phone instead of in chat then improve that process:

    1. Get rid of IVR-hells. I don't want to press forty-eleven buttons to reach you (well, after I put up with #2)
    2. Don't have 30 minute hold queues. If your product is so shit that it produces a 30 minute hold queue, then you owe it to the users that paid for your shit to hire staff to deal with your shit.
    3. Don't staff help desk with thick accented, script reading morons.
    4. Have knowledgeable, native language speaking supervisors handy and quickly available to deal with me when I have become completely frustrated with items 1, 2 and 3.

  80. So what he's really complaining about... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    So what he's really complaining about is the bad integration of his back end systems, since the user would have to be logged into the service in order to request help from the service in the first place.

    This is just like calling up the phone company, and having them ask for your phone number "for verification", even though you've obviously called them from the number in question, and it should be on the monitor in front of them, if their ANI system and their billing system and their customer support systems had actually been designed to be integrated by anyone with half a clue.

  81. Chat has its uses by qamerr · · Score: 1

    I just recently had an iPhone that was on AT&T unlocked. I went to the AT&T support chat site and asked them if I could unlock the phone since it was off contract and the support person on the chat said one moment, came back and said the phone was unlocked and emailed me instructions on what to do next. I tried doing this over the phone and kept getting passed around and no one knew what unlocking was or wanted to know why, etc. Maybe I got lucky on the chat, but it was still super easy and saved a ton of time.

  82. It sucks being on the 'caller' side of this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... waiting for responses from the support specialist, who seems to be servicing multiple cases at once

  83. Depends on who you get and the scope by Dun+Kick+The+Noob · · Score: 1

    Cant get screenshots through the phone, or log captures

    Ever supported it staff, especially ones who should know better? Chat allows for better support also, if your support is not by tickets but support support as in you the poc for a certain product, you really want chat, repeating remedy procedures to 50 people gets old very old very fast and doesn't help with bloody pressure

  84. The right kind of live chat is helpful by HalAlpha · · Score: 1

    I'm a web developer for a small state university, and part of the team that responds to live chat questions from our students. We use Olark, which provides an API to let us know what page they are on, header data like user agent, what their unique user ID is for easy lookup, and we can even look at the page they are on and circle things. This saves a ton of time and our users always feel better about the experience than on a phone call. So while I can see where live chat doesn't work in certain situations, if you have it integrated well into your web app, it can be a win-win.

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  85. i love chat support because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i can understand what you are saying. so i encourage you to adjust

  86. What he really hates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The user gets a transcript of the conversation. So if the support people tell lies or otherwise screw up, the user has some comeback.

  87. Re:Someone tell corporate...wait, they don't care. by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    A person can handle one phone call at a time but quite a few chats.

    As for not giving them equivalent abilities, that's probably a sign that the chat people are not actual employees.

  88. why do you have to busy-wait as support? by Mirar · · Score: 1

    I thought one of the major points of live chat was that the *support staff* could multitask and have several live chats at once, while waiting for the users to type.

    Are you saying you only have one chat running at a time?