The first band to do this kind of thing that I remember, was Offspring. Does anyone else remember getting that "lick a camel's ass" song after downloading Offspring-Original-Prankster.mp3 ?.. and the "lick a dog's balls" song?..oh brother.
Turns out those were actually songs by another artist named Wesley Willis. I highly recommend "Rock and Roll McDonalds".
If your memormy is so bad, you might find building your own PDA a bit of a challege.
... let's seee... add tinfoil strip to connect the USB2 port.. or wait maybe that was firewire. damn memory.. now where did I put that universally vendor-accepted handheld operating system?.. ugh, this is tough.
You should go around your office with a piece of paper and pen and get everyone to sign up for your good management petition. Make sure to get everyone to sign including your boss, because... hey, everyone likes good management!
After you got everyone to sign it hand it into HR and notifiy them of your requests. Then they can place a job posting on monster.com looking for "really good managers". Surely all the world's top execs will be lining up to land a sweet position managing a whiny sod such as yourself.
seriously... q-u-i-t
Start your own software company or go sell hemp necklaces down by the beach.
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I wrecked my super soaker 50(or 75?, the model numbers were much smaller then) about 10 years ago doing that very thing. The cheap plastic hoses inside the unit were the first thing to disolve, limiting amount of damage I could cause to myself and surroundings.
Maybe the engineers at Hasbro had thought ahead "What other liquids would a 14 year old boy put in this toy?", took the two most logical, being urine and gasoline, and attempted to work the implications of this substances into the design of the device.
For the gasoline, disable the device ASAP by having the internal connections erode.
As for the piss, well...
I can't really imagine a more devestating force than a helmeted Furby mounted on an RC holding a lance. Perferably the kind that only turns by going in reverse.
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The first band to do this kind of thing that I remember, was Offspring. Does anyone else remember getting that "lick a camel's ass" song after downloading Offspring-Original-Prankster.mp3 ? .. and the "lick a dog's balls" song? ..oh brother.
Turns out those were actually songs by another artist named Wesley Willis. I highly recommend "Rock and Roll McDonalds".
If your memormy is so bad, you might find building your own PDA a bit of a challege.
.. ugh, this is tough.
... let's seee... add tinfoil strip to connect the USB2 port.. or wait maybe that was firewire. damn memory.. now where did I put that universally vendor-accepted handheld operating system?
You should go around your office with a piece of paper and pen and get everyone to sign up for your good management petition. Make sure to get everyone to sign including your boss, because ... hey, everyone likes good management!
... q-u-i-t
After you got everyone to sign it hand it into HR and notifiy them of your requests. Then they can place a job posting on monster.com looking for "really good managers". Surely all the world's top execs will be lining up to land a sweet position managing a whiny sod such as yourself.
seriously
Start your own software company or go sell hemp necklaces down by the beach.
I wrecked my super soaker 50(or 75?, the model numbers were much smaller then) about 10 years ago doing that very thing. The cheap plastic hoses inside the unit were the first thing to disolve, limiting amount of damage I could cause to myself and surroundings.
Maybe the engineers at Hasbro had thought ahead "What other liquids would a 14 year old boy put in this toy?", took the two most logical, being urine and gasoline, and attempted to work the implications of this substances into the design of the device.
For the gasoline, disable the device ASAP by having the internal connections erode.
As for the piss, well...
I can't really imagine a more devestating force than a helmeted Furby mounted on an RC holding a lance. Perferably the kind that only turns by going in reverse.