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  1. Re:Marketing Eats Support on Tech Support Getting Even Worse · · Score: 1
    Is all them new immigrants the Canadian Gooberupment has been letting into the cuntry. There was a recent news item where they [the Gooberupment] where proud of themselves that they exceeded the immigration quota...!

    Now, whenever I travel around Toronto, I'm either in little China or little India. Funniest thing I heard was someone of Chinese origin trying to talk to someone of Indian origin. I could grok either one, but they couldn't grok each other. Sheep dip, I should have performed and charged them $$$ for English to English translation services.

  2. Ah, booger... on Bell-Labs Releases New Version Of Plan 9 · · Score: 2, Funny
    It don't support much hardware, do it?

    Not to mention that it needs to be beaten by a big honkin' pretty stick.

  3. Re:What Yucca Mountain controversy?? on The Perfect Plate for the Nuclear Family Car · · Score: 1

    The problem with Yucca mountain is that it is around 100 miles from Vegas (one of the fastest growing areas in Yankeeland). There are far more remote places in Nevada where the US Gooberupment could be dumping radioactive waste. Like Groom Lake. Or GW's TX farm

  4. Re:My Entry on The Perfect Plate for the Nuclear Family Car · · Score: 2, Funny
    Nah:

    BLOWME

    Is far more suitable for an NV plate: covers nuking and prostitution in NV.

  5. Re:New Turing Tests on Chess: Man vs. Machine Debate Continues · · Score: 1
    > Think of a number between 1 and 10"

    42

    Did I pass?

  6. Re:Puff puff... on Fears About Microsoft Return, in Mexico · · Score: 1
    > what the next version of Windows will behave like

    It's already here. It's called Windows XP. Just look at the ads for it - how else could anyone come up with such faggy ads unless they where smoking bad weed?

  7. You have got to be joking... on Marking Time - Controlling a Noisemaker from a PC? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forget cobbling up a Goldberg contraption. Go to your local marine store and buy some air power horns. Have the shop foreman blow the horns.

  8. Re:Opps. on MS Exec Testifies In Favor of OS Manipulation · · Score: 1
    > or would it?...

    Taco is slang for pussy. Pussy is a wimpy word for cunt. Ergo, every time I see CmdrTaco I see CmdrCunt - real bad choice of handle, bum boy.

  9. Re:Is it just me.. on MS Exec Testifies In Favor of OS Manipulation · · Score: 1

    Yeah, no kidding, the asinine "personalized menus" hide things from you. Talk about making it more difficult for a novice user to abuse a computer. How the fork did the feeble minds at Microsoft ever come up with such crap. Oh, wait, they also came up with Windows XP whose marketing pabulum implies that you too can fly.

  10. Re:HavenCo? on Making an Independent Web Site? · · Score: 1

    Crikes! Have you seen their rates?

  11. We Want To Know on Making an Independent Web Site? · · Score: 1
    So, like, what kind of dodgy content are you putting up? Forums for terrorists? Kiddie porn?

    PS. Don't forget to post the IP when it is up!

  12. Re:Server on Cable Modem on Making an Independent Web Site? · · Score: 1
    > No more warez!

    Oh boo forkin' hoo you little butt munching thief.

  13. Re:Fan FICTION? on Lucas Restricts Fan-Made Films To Documentaries, Parodies · · Score: 1

    Working title: "Jar Jar Boinks"

  14. Booger me! on Vint Cerf: 'The Internet Is For Everyone' · · Score: 1

    Since when did JonKuntz become Vint Cerf?!?

  15. Re:Free as in Speech on Vint Cerf: 'The Internet Is For Everyone' · · Score: 1

    Decreases the signal-to-noise ratio? Hello?! Didn't you mean significantly increases?

  16. Re:The RFC on Vint Cerf: 'The Internet Is For Everyone' · · Score: 1

    How the fork did you pass that by the lame lameness filter?

  17. Re:Not just computers on "eCycling" Pilot Program in 5 States and D.C. · · Score: 1

    Blorp! Ignorant Capitalist Kunts are pushing the cost of disposal into the future - where it will cost more $$$$$ than it would now. Another fine example of basic human greed, ignorance and stupidity.

  18. Re:Ah, I see... on Build a PC Inside of a Mac · · Score: 1

    Oi! How about building a PeeCee inside of a beige PeeCee case? These days, that would definitely not be the mainstream thing to do! Cheap beige PC cases available here.

  19. Re:Today, the WTO pulled the trigger on another 2. on Wipout Essay Results · · Score: 1
    Don't forget to blame AIDS on the US of A Gooberupment bio-terrorism labs.

    If I don't post here ever again, they have come and gotten me for exposing them...

  20. Well, whaddya know...? on Turkey Manure Used to Save the Environment · · Score: 1

    And all along I thought tht "Turkey Manure" was what the /. editors practised in 'running' this site...

  21. Re:full text on Red Hat 7.3 Coming Along · · Score: 1

    Where is Kunt, the K user network tool?

  22. Re:Please do my research for me! on Setting up an Internet Cafe? · · Score: 1

    Have you thought of doing a topless Internet Cafe? Bring some blonde Sheila's from the big island. Talk about bringing in a clientele base with $$$ to spend...

  23. Re:Dear /. ... on Shuttle's SS50 reviewed · · Score: 1

    The gumballs at /. either need to sign up with Akamai or hack something up to cache links. The /. effect is not going to go away, it is going to get worse as more and more geeks use and abuse this source of gooberupment disinformation.

  24. Re:If this computer... on Shuttle's SS50 reviewed · · Score: 1
    Gadzooks, what an ugly useless little POS.

    A local hack shop is selling units identical to this that are at least slimmer and better looking. I half expected to see two of those monster DB-50 SCSI connectors on the back of these boxes.

  25. Re:if this is right, on Big Bang or Cosmic Crunch? · · Score: 1

    Nietzsche was an alien stuck on Earth, with nothing better to do.