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  1. Re:ID. on National Biometric IDs · · Score: 1
    > Try buying a case of beer with a "non-driver identification card" some time.

    Try getting older.

  2. Re:Mr Cranky Review on Review: Spiderman · · Score: 1
    Hilarious, abso-forkin-lutey hilarious.

    Would also explain why CmdrTaco wrote, and I quote him from above, "I love spiderman".

  3. Circles are Round on Macintosh... The Naked Truth Book Review · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Editor is an idiot. Move on.

  4. Yawn... on 21.3" LCD Monitor Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Still happily plugging away with several SGI 1600SW for well over a year now. Someone wake me up when the industry catches up with what SGI did a few years ago...!

  5. Re:Why oh why did they use a software modem? on Installing Linux On A Wal-Mart OS-less machine · · Score: 1

    boxes => boxen => boxi

  6. Re:Well, duh.... on Human Ears Make Noise · · Score: 2, Funny
    > Human Ears Make Noise

    My butt makes noise too. So what?

  7. Re:Err on Internet Radio Day of Silence · · Score: 0, Troll

    Internet Radio; what an utter, complete waste of bandwidth.

  8. Re:Great... on Quantum3D/NVIDIA technology: Military Applications · · Score: 1

    Nah, Ti Golf clubs. Light and pack quite a wallop when hitting a little white ball about the size of the average American's braine.

  9. Re:Warning on Science a Mystery to U.S. Citizens · · Score: 1

    This is a result of the fact that most Americans have their collective heads up the backside of religion.

  10. Re:FreeBSD vulnerabilities? on Vulnerabilities in FreeBSD · · Score: -1, Troll

    Nah, the rancid butt smoking fa'gits that run this hole got all jealous of FreeBSD. Panties got bunched up and one of them dreamed this FUD up. Farkin' an' ice'a'holes. Cork'a smokin' a bastages!

  11. Modern Slavery on Are American Vacation Policies Outdated? · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the modern version of slavery. You work 9 to 5, giving the best hours of the day to your master during the week. You spend the weekends recovering from the stress and BS from the week. Then, you might get to take off for a week or two.

  12. Re:24, Andy Richter & Undeclared... on Matt Groening on Futurama, Simpsons and Fox · · Score: 1

    Sorry, IMHO, 24 blows chunks. After the first couple of episodes I wanted to bitch slap the characters and the writers for the lame acting and scripting.

  13. Re:MISMANAGMENT ......period..... on "Industry Standard" Paycuts in IT? · · Score: 1

    You still in Afghanistan?

  14. Re:Huh? on Debian May 1 Release Delayed · · Score: 1

    year++;

  15. Re:Alpha and Sparc wont be available... on Debian May 1 Release Delayed · · Score: 1
    > not many people can even name that many to begin with.

    8088
    8086
    80186
    80286
    80386
    80486
    Pentium
    Pentium Pro
    Pentium II
    Pentium III
    Pentium IV

    There ya go, all ten-plus-one of them.

  16. Re:Google/CowboyNeal Study on Using Google to Calculate Web Decay · · Score: 1
    CowboyNeal and Sodomy comes up with 6 hits.
    CmdrTaco and Sodomy comes up with 2 hits.
    Hemos and Sodomy comes up with 55 hits.

    Hmmm...

  17. Re:Before the posts get out of hand... on Jordan Hubbard Resigns from FreeBSD Core · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The main reason I don't like Linux is because it doesn't have a core team. The main reason I don't like Linux is because it has 101 different distributions.

    Have you ever tried to release a significant piece of software with 101 different target platforms that vary so much? The reason Microsoft became such a success was because they provided the software developer a stable, standard platform to target (then Microsoft got its head up its arse, but that is a different topic). As long as Linux is such a raging mish mash, it will never become a success. FreeBSD, due do its development style, has the ability to surpass Linux as the alternate desktop OS to Windblows. However, the issue here is, that too many people have their heads up Linus' gaping arse to grok.

  18. Re:Several experts DONT think it's better. on Star Wars Digital Projection Theaters · · Score: 1

    I second the motion.

  19. Re:Is Digital Projection Really Better? on Star Wars Digital Projection Theaters · · Score: 1

    Yeah, we're too used to crap film. I could have of cried during scenes in LotR:FotR when they panned and you could visibly see how useless film is when it comes to action and large amounts of movement. 24 fps sucks Hemos thru a straw.

  20. Re:News To Me on Linux "is not piracy" Says Microsoft Lawyer · · Score: 1

    Linux is a hack, use FreeBSD instead.

  21. Re:So... on Gateway as Content Distributor? · · Score: 1

    They are grasping at straws in an attempt to increase revenue. Why don't they try selling groceries, linens and adult sex toys instead?

  22. Re:OS on Rolling Your Own Business Desktops? · · Score: 1

    Pffht! Use FreeBSD instead. Linux is too mainstream. Too many wankers using. Support FreeBSD - it is the best of the best underdogs.

  23. Move to Canada, eh? on Reliable Wireless Email Through Cellphones? · · Score: 1

    I've got a Nokia 3360 and Rogers AT&T service in the Toronto area. So far, all e-mails have come through - as far as I can tell. Though, the fookers charge like 10 cents an e-mail going out and give you so many coming in before you pay $$$.

  24. Re:Slashdot Poll? on SETI@Home Close to Half-Billionth Result · · Score: 1

    I use my CPU cycles to decode compressed files containg pictures of pretty female pink bits.

  25. Re:Where do they get these quotes from? on When IT and Bad Government Meet, Everyone Loses · · Score: 1

    A duh, eBay.