User: jo42

Re:Yeah...

On: Apple Warns Companies About 'Pod' Naming

:%s/iPod/stinkPod/gc

Re:Terabyte?

On: Terabyte Drive to Debut Later this Year

This is in marketing Terabytes, so 999.99 gigabytes.

DHS Transcript

On: OpenCyc 1.0 Stutters Out of the Gates

Spook: Where is Bin Laden?

OpenCyc: Bush's Ranch in Texas.

Idjits

On: MS Employees Debate Mod Chips

They're all feckin' idiots.

The XBOX, PSP, PS2, whatever, should all be fully documented with SDKs and tools available for free.

This would cause sales of these products to go way up.

Life Sucking Lawyers

On: Fan-created Star Wars Spinoff in The Works

What do George's Lawyers have to say to this wee bit 'o news?

Re:Dissenters need to stop calling Bush a moron

On: Has Orwell's '1984' Come 22 Years Later?

Heil Bush!

Re:Bring out the tin foil hats...

On: Has Orwell's '1984' Come 22 Years Later?

Those, In The Know, wear copper mesh hats grounded to the nearest water pipe...

Re:Made in America

On: Outsourced Call Centers Losing Feasibility?

> Americans don't like many American products

Because they are crap.

Celebrate!

On: Tomorrow is System Administrator Day 2006

Run FORMAT C: on all of the Windows machines under your pervue...

Re:From the Marshall's Journal

On: Air Marshals Place Innocents on Secret Watch List

and are those wooden sticks on her American flag? Got to get ride of those. Might be a "security risk". Feckheads.

Re:Bin Laden?

On: Air Marshals Place Innocents on Secret Watch List

GW already knew who Bin Laden was. Bin Laden's family financed GW's first oil company fer feck sakes.

Dear Niklas Zennstrom and Janus Friis,

On: New Video Venture from Skype Creators

Dear Niklas Zennstrom and Janus Friis,

This already exists. It is called "BitTorrent".

Regards,
People Who Know(tm)

Dear Google,

On: Google Offering Live Traffic Maps via Cell Phones

Dear Google,

This is a Truly Stupid(tm) idea.

Regards,
Drivers that pay attention to the road - not their feckin' cell phones.

Can we also have...

On: Debian GNU/Linux 4.0 Set for December

Apache 2.0 and MySQL 5.0?

Re:Biased much?

On: President Bush Blocks NSA Wireless Tapping Probe

Yes, but if you are spying on everyone without a warrant, and 99.9999% turn out to be Good Citizens, how are you going to get a retroactive warrant at the earliest opportunity for totally pointless spying?

Re:There's your answer:

On: President Bush Blocks NSA Wireless Tapping Probe

> If I recall you were in the minority.

By something around 1%, no? Damn close if you ask me.

Re:Biometric hand scanners

On: The Future of Crime - Biometric Spoofing?

Do they check to see if the hand is still alive? As in attached to a human body?

Re:I used to care

On: A Browser War Preview

Thank Gawd someone else out there things HTML/CSS/Javascript and all this other Web stuff is one massive kludge. Been thinking that ever since the new millenium.
 

Time to toss it all out and start fresh.

Re:The ship has sailed

On: New Itanium More Powerful, Power Efficient

Someday Intel will admit this product is a failure and stop wasting time, money & effort on it. Like 2 or 3 years ago...

Re:I say!

On: Search 2.0 vs. Traditional Search

I'm still looking for Goatse 2.0 ...

Re:I say!

On: Search 2.0 vs. Traditional Search

WeSearch Vista 3.0!

Re:Unbelieveable

On: UK Hackers Face Antisocial Behaviour Orders

Guilty before due process. What a load of shite.

Re:What the hell?

On: DWR Makes Interportlet Messaging With AJAX Easy

New buzzword to BS VCs. Spiffy.

Thank Gawd..

On: ABC Wants DVR Fast Forwarding Disabled

..for Usenet and BitTorrent.

'nuff said.

Re:You got that right

On: PHP Hacks

PHP Object Oriented Programming => "POOP"