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  1. Re:Extend the character set? on Auto Manufacturers Running Out Of Unique IDs · · Score: 1

    Oh, I think I'm safe in saying that at least one major auto company uses SQL. Really really old SQL. That line didn't come from one of their tables, of course.

  2. Re:Extend the character set? on Auto Manufacturers Running Out Of Unique IDs · · Score: 1

    Bah! It's not a vehicle indentification number and it's 17 characters, not digits! (Of course I remembered that after my previous post.) Stupid bad terminology.

  3. Re:Extend the character set? on Auto Manufacturers Running Out Of Unique IDs · · Score: 2, Insightful
    vin varchar(17) null,

    Might work. I doubt if any of the code tries to manipulate it as a number. (Unless there's a checksum built into it.)

  4. Re:Huh? on Commodore - Back In The Hardware Biz At Last? · · Score: 1
    Commodore got their start making start making office equipment in Toronto--like filing cabinet type equipment. Then they jumped on calculators and later computers.

    Okay, so that doesn't explain MP3 players other than as a trendy item, but now you can be puzzled on a higher level! :)

  5. Re:Just doesn't sound like Google to me... on Affinity Engines Says Google Stole Orkut Code · · Score: 1
    "We will pay you $90K per year and give you an office if you will please just be quiet."

    Corner office and a pile of stock. :[

  6. Re:Just doesn't sound like Google to me... on Affinity Engines Says Google Stole Orkut Code · · Score: 1

    Even in bad times companies are always hiring them. And they always seem to be the last let go.

  7. Re:Just doesn't sound like Google to me... on Affinity Engines Says Google Stole Orkut Code · · Score: 1
    Well said. I wonder how often this happens - a developer is hired in the hopes of bringing onboard magical knowledge, but it turns out to be more of an impediment than anything else.

    I know of a company where both their main products were from work programmers brought from elsewhere. One idiot even kept faxes to himself at his old company in the files. Eventually they promoted him out of the way to "architect".

    Hard to say if it really was an impediment since the whole purpose of the company was to sell out for big bucks--and they did that.

  8. Re:Nah, that's M$ parking, HERE'S linux parking on Linux-Powered Auto-Parking Car · · Score: 1
    They ruined the joke. The other car is supposed to be a huge bargemobile driven by an old fart.

    Young person says "Yes! That's what you can do when you're young and fast!"
    Other driver proceeds to back into the spot anyway and cube the little toy. "That's what you can do when you're old and rich."

  9. Re:that space would almost fit two cars on Linux-Powered Auto-Parking Car · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yup, you could park a small country in that space!

    Did they use any kind of three laws of robotic parking?
    1. I will not squash a human being.
    2. I will not dent another car, except when this can not be observed by a human being that I can not squash.
    3. I will not hang with my shiny metal ass out in the traffic. Blow horn and rules #1 and #2 can hang.
    4. Restricted

  10. Re:Bounty hunting time! on Can A Bounty System Cure Spam? · · Score: 1

    That's going to be one solid wall of ugly! The only thing worse would be spammers encased in fake wood panelling.

  11. Re:Awesome... on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 1

    Which one? The original book by S. Morgenstern, or the one abridged by William Goldman?

  12. Re:Ah... good old hoaxes... on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 1

    I'll take a stab at Methuselah's Children, but it was a pretty standard technology in a lot of his stories. Of course, it was combined with RSS newsfeeds too.

  13. Re:Ah... good old hoaxes... on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The old one used to be shiny and new too, you know. I swear, you people just can't be trusted with anything nice!

  14. Re:some hoaxes are nefarious on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 1
    I think I'll write a cautionary tale about a spammer who sent out so much email to so many people that one day he emailed a flipped out serial killer for whom this email was the final straw. The killer tracked him down and [insert gory death here].

    And then I'll email it to a bunch of people to warn them. And sign it Cowboyneal.

  15. Re:Awesome... on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It must be a hell of an accent if it changes the spelling too! Zowie!

  16. Re:Ah... good old hoaxes... on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 1

    Outlook and OE, which would run VB script automatically in the preview window or when the email was opened.

  17. Re:Ah... good old hoaxes... on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 1

    Does Seattle still have the monorail that came with the Space Needle? Besides, Dick Tracy had wrist phones in the 1930's. Heinlein being Heinlein, I'm surprised that he didn't predict ring-tones, but perhaps this was a later future where they were no longer a big deal.

  18. Re:Ah... good old hoaxes... on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When they can r00t my QVT-102 terminal, I'll be impressed! (Especially since it's in the box in the basement right now.)

  19. Re:Cool! on Court Says Customers May Take IPs Away From ISP · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that Slashdot does check for common open proxies the first time that you post that "day".

  20. Re:Considering it's diet ... on Ever Smell T-Rex's Breath? · · Score: 1

    And you don't even have to be faster than your prey. Humans did well as cursorial hunters because they can outlast their prey. Of course humans (and other cursorials) have excellent mechanisms for getting rid of waste heat--we sweat, wolves pant. And a T-Rex, with its body mass, must have had a huge heat disposal problem. My nose itches just thinking about a sweaty T-Rex, euugh! :)

  21. Re:Opportunist Cleaners? on Ever Smell T-Rex's Breath? · · Score: 1

    I remember a mighty hunter / time-traveller short story. The fool bags a big dinosaur, then gets munched by the "small" opportunist creatures that lived on it. Heh.

  22. Re:and this is useful because? on Ever Smell T-Rex's Breath? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wasn't there a story about training dogs to do that?

  23. The smell of newbie in the morning on Ever Smell T-Rex's Breath? · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Say you've got help desk staff who are getting tense and frustrated -- they can press a button to get an aroma to help calm them down," Knight said.

    And what aroma would that be? Luser eaten by a t-rex?

  24. Re:Bizarre on Texas Company's Legal Troubles Hold .iq In Limbo · · Score: 1
    InfoCom got control of the domain because they sell computers and services to the middle east..

    Ahh, I thought maybe they sold hints to Zork and HHGTTG!

  25. Re:12% of gift cards never get used... on WA Bans Gift-Card Expirations, Fees · · Score: 1

    That's like those mail-in "discounts" on computer stuff. After people pay the full price, a percentage won't send in the card. Those cards that are sent in can be given to vogons to process.