I still keep my Slackware 2.1 (Linux 1.1) CD handy. If I want to quickly install something on a 486/66, you can't beat it. (Yes, I wouldn't dare expose it to the Internet, and there are modern light no-GUI distros available, but it works just fine for what I need and 32M ram/250M HD is more than enough.)
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Hmmm... At first, I wondered if they'd now outsource cowboys to India, then it occured to me that there might be a problem with that...
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"Quick Cletus, get yer gun! Our cattle are being rustled by pirate hackers using zombies! I think they work for the Russian mafia!"
"... Pa, have you been smoking that duck-weed again?"
And rather than seeing Rutger Hauer in a crummy sci-fi movie where he's electronically linked to some woman, I'd suggest pretty good fantasy where he's linked to a woman by a curse. (You'd think, after a while, all that would be enough to drive him Batty and crush someone's head.)
Darl was pimping on street corners trying to sell the company to IBM and others before this started. IBM turned them down.
Now IBM just has to win in court with massive damages and they will own SCO--no purchase necessary. (The only sticky part will be on how to carve the turkey if multiple companies win big against SCO.)
The assets (including IP) of a bankrupt companies belong to the creditors. Stockholders are also creditors, but usually have to join the back of the line (depending on the type of stock). After government taxes and direct bank loans, I'd expect IBM to be at the front of the line with knife, fork and bib.
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Why not? That seems perfectly valid to me and I'm certain that any auditors would believe it. :)
Where is the US federal court closest to Norway?
Yeehaw! Let's have us a photoshop lynching party!
Ah, then obviously they're listing the gross goodwill. I doubt they have any net goodwill at all.
I still keep my Slackware 2.1 (Linux 1.1) CD handy. If I want to quickly install something on a 486/66, you can't beat it. (Yes, I wouldn't dare expose it to the Internet, and there are modern light no-GUI distros available, but it works just fine for what I need and 32M ram/250M HD is more than enough.)
Hmmm... At first, I wondered if they'd now outsource cowboys to India, then it occured to me that there might be a problem with that...
"... Pa, have you been smoking that duck-weed again?"
And rather than seeing Rutger Hauer in a crummy sci-fi movie where he's electronically linked to some woman, I'd suggest pretty good fantasy where he's linked to a woman by a curse. (You'd think, after a while, all that would be enough to drive him Batty and crush someone's head.)
Access to alt.sex.bondage.sco.unix?
Ah! I was wondering why those were classified as munitions at the border.
"Run! Run! Slashzilla is attacking!"
If Darl turned into a snake, not only would it not help, but no one would notice.
Now IBM just has to win in court with massive damages and they will own SCO--no purchase necessary. (The only sticky part will be on how to carve the turkey if multiple companies win big against SCO.)
The assets (including IP) of a bankrupt companies belong to the creditors. Stockholders are also creditors, but usually have to join the back of the line (depending on the type of stock). After government taxes and direct bank loans, I'd expect IBM to be at the front of the line with knife, fork and bib.
What's wrong with 20 tonnes of paper delivered by air?
You should talk to this guy. (There are TV psychics who can help with that.)
About the best you can hope for is that no one ever puts up an archive of all your text messages in an easy-to-Google format.
If someone war-chalks it up, it won't be obscure for long. What is the symbol for "lame gateway security"?
Actually, when it only covers a /32 (one IP address) it sounds a lot like a Goober With Firewall. :)
All good stories take place just past the edge of mystery.
The RE/MAX rep assured them that eveything was fine, and they had to move fast to close the deal.
Yeah, right next to the author's house. (At least that's what the map said.)
If someone thinks they've found Atlantis, there must be a pony in there somewhere.
What are you babbling about?