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  1. Re:poor humans on Mice Created With Human Brain Cells · · Score: 1

    Because we can breed them with the mice that have human ears growing on them, and they can sit around all day thinking "Does this ear make my butt look fat?" (yuck warning, don't view when cranched.)

  2. Shocking winner! on Opera to Put User's Face in Times Square · · Score: 2, Funny
  3. Re:and then what? they'll usurp firefox? on Opera to Put User's Face in Times Square · · Score: 1

    Hmm... Does Microsoft still have the advertising use rights to Start Me Up?

  4. Re:Tune in next week... on Macro Lens from a Pringles Can · · Score: 1

    But what do I make the Pringles can out of?

  5. Tertiary mission on Radio Telescope Has Military Uses? · · Score: 1

    It would make a very large wifi access point!

  6. Fee Fie Foe Fum! on Radio Telescope Has Military Uses? · · Score: 1
    I smell the blood of Aztecians.
    Be they alive or be they dead,
    I'll grind their bones to make my gas!

    If only Ash had known about that in Army of Darkness... (Hmm, "to make my un-lead"?)

  7. Re:JavaScript code is the core code - What??? on Mastering Ajax Websites · · Score: 1

    You don't want to know how many different versions of that object are probably listed in your registry. Hopefully the one that snagged the VersionIndependentProgID is the correct one. (Check under MSXML2.XMLHTTP as well.)

  8. Re:How to become an AJAX Expert on Mastering Ajax Websites · · Score: 1

    Nah. The job listings call for at least 5 years of AJAX experience for experts.

  9. Re:Obvious question... on Yahoo Tops Portal Market In Visitors · · Score: 1

    They're probably counting other pages with the embedded Real Player object. If so, that seems to me like counting pages with Flash, or DoubleClick banner ad hits. (I think I'll block Real as much as I do DoubleClick and see if anything breaks.)

  10. Obligitory Nelson on Wikipedia Hoax Author Confesses · · Score: 1

    "Publish and be damned!"

  11. Re:stop making fun of wikipedia. on Wikipedia Hoax Author Confesses · · Score: 1

    Besides, anyone badly vandalizing that page might be tracked down, a wiki page made about them .. starting the whole cycle over again.

  12. Re:Fake News is on the rise on Wikipedia Hoax Author Confesses · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The September that never ended has finally created a Silly Season that never ends either.

  13. Re:Public Enemy #1 on Wikipedia Hoax Author Confesses · · Score: 1

    And what did Craig Shergold ever do with all those darn postcards? The public has a right to know!

  14. Turnabout on Wikipedia Hoax Author Confesses · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's his wiki entry.

  15. Re:Athletes... nature's willing guinea pigs. on New 'Mighty Mouse' Formula Found · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spammers will be updating their "mighty muscle" emails within days!

  16. Re:Obligatory Nelson... on P2P Polluter Shuts Down · · Score: 1

    I thought he said "Publish and be damned!"

  17. Re:Difficulting rating of creating a weird USB dri on The Top 10 Weirdest USB Drives Ever · · Score: 1

    That has possibilities as a "boot drive". Does your GF run Linux?

  18. Re:twisted? on The Top 10 Weirdest USB Drives Ever · · Score: 1

    What better way to sneak a USB drive past security at a restrictive workplace? (a) it doesn't look like a USB drive, (b) they'll think that you're not completely right and give you room, shiney!

  19. Re:Beaten? on Kansas Anti-Creationism Professor Resigns · · Score: 1

    No way man! Jesus has an action figure! He'd crush them with his kung-fu grip, or bless them with his glow-in-the-dark miracle hands!

  20. Re:Obligatory Remark on Yahoo! Joins VoIP Throng · · Score: 1

    Lots have, but you're using an incompatable format and didn't hear them.

  21. Re:Not really on Yahoo! Joins VoIP Throng · · Score: 1

    The shakeout might eventually be of phone companies.

  22. Re:Oh the potential... on Get RSS Feeds on Your Toilet Paper · · Score: 1

    If it has a display or touchscreen, just add Clippy!

  23. Re:Get a brain, moran! on Online Content Cannot Remain Free · · Score: 1

    If they could provide a list of their domains, I'll be sure to tell my router so that I don't accidently index them (or access them in any way).

  24. Re:Let's start with the obvious... on Sensitive Data Stolen Via Digital Cameras · · Score: 2, Funny

    Digital cameras are too much work and attract attention. I just bring in a crate of Silly Putty for copying documents.

  25. Re:Easy fix, remove access to the usb ports on Sensitive Data Stolen Via Digital Cameras · · Score: 1

    Fair enough, I'm sure that I could cobble up something in a pinch, but I trust me so that's okay. "Captain, about your security: Have you ever heard of a modem?"