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  1. Re:Open Spruce is Eazy on GitHub Invites Contributions To 'Open Source Guides' (infoq.com) · · Score: 0

    Instead of getting mad, just maintain the patch locally. You have fixed the bug for you, after all, so why get angry. The only thing that does suck is if you later find out your patch has been merged, but without attribution, in which case a passive aggressive mail to their list might be in order. Happens rarely, though.

    And there are more than enough counter examples to your story, e.g. my latest fix to icinga (a nagios fork) had a turnaround time of roughly half an hour (Though github will only show it happened on the same day...)

  2. Re:git was written when SHA-1 attacks were publish on Linus Torvalds On Git's Use Of SHA-1: 'The Sky Isn't Falling' (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    and yields somehow valid code.

    Comments. You have infinite tries to get it right.

  3. Re:C strikes again on Cloudflare Leaks Sensitive User Data Across the Web (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Calloc! The drop in replacement for malloc that makes your code safer while also making it look like no fucks were given!

    What a pile of shit.

    Leave C to the adults, mkay?

  4. Just make it a habit to store the bottle upside down.

    Failing that, use centrifugal force -- just make sure the bottle is closed properly, then grab at the bottom and violently swing around.

  5. It's completely stupid because ketchup slides down alright in upside down glass bottles. just give it a day or two

  6. Re:I dont't want to be in an MRI scanner! on Disney Develops Room With 'Ubiquitous Wireless' Charging (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    If only there was a way to design a connector that would not short yet retain a circular axis.

  7. Re:Linus is a dumb ditch digger on Linus Torvalds: Talk of Tech Innovation is Bullshit. Shut Up and Get the Work Done (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    NetBSD is nearly a dead platform.

    Is it? I switched from FreeBSD to NetBSD in late 2013, there have been some 27k commits on trunk alone since (~1500 in 2017 so far). Also some 30k mails on the mailing lists. Not to say the project couldn't use some funding, but it sure does not seem 'nearly dead'.

    when i used it

    When did you use it?

  8. Re: Linus is a dumb ditch digger on Linus Torvalds: Talk of Tech Innovation is Bullshit. Shut Up and Get the Work Done (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Yeah and with systemd it's finally starting to feel like 2000s windows.

  9. Re:Linus is a dumb ditch digger on Linus Torvalds: Talk of Tech Innovation is Bullshit. Shut Up and Get the Work Done (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 0

    The fuck is this funny?

  10. Re:propaganda headline on Nearly 56,000 Bridges Called Structurally Deficient (usatoday.com) · · Score: 2

    Have fun raising a railroad bridge

  11. Re:A damn good reason to learn security best pract on Is IoT a Reason To Learn C? (cio.com) · · Score: 2

    You've got it backwards. Yes, I do know x86 and the pertinent C implementations rather well. But no, since C abstracts those concepts away, there is a) no need to and b) it actually makes things less portable if you have implicit assumptions about what the machine has and does WHEN C ALLOWS YOU TO NOT CARE ABOUT IT.

    So please tell me, given the code
    int a, *b = malloc(sizeof *b);

    What exactly is the advantage of thinking about `a` and `b` as "on the stack" and `*b` "on the heap"? I truly don't get it.
    What is the problem with thinking about `a` and `b` as having automatic storage duration+block scope, and `*b` having allocated storage duration? It's THOSE TERMS that have well-defined semantics that EVERY C implementation (including those that put things "on the stack"/"on the heap") *has* to comply with. (That is apart from the fact that something you think is "on the stack" might well be NOT on the stack because it's "in a register", or got opimized out entirely, rendering your stack/heap categorization as a heuristic at best).

    Learn some C. Make your programs more portable. You'll end up a better C programmer.

  12. Re:A damn good reason to learn security best pract on Is IoT a Reason To Learn C? (cio.com) · · Score: 1

    It was actually a rhetorical question. Standard C does neither specify nor require a stack or a heap, and memory allocation isn't specified in terms of those.
    I'm only pointing it out because of the GP implying that knowing about "the stack" implies competence at C, which is far from true.

    Or to put it differently:
    $ grep -iEc 'stack|heap' c11std.txt
    0
    $

  13. Re:A damn good reason to learn security best pract on Is IoT a Reason To Learn C? (cio.com) · · Score: 1

    So what is "the stack"? A core concept of C? Something the standard mentions in passing?

  14. Yes, Captn Capslock, I finally do. I wasn't sure I got it after the first dozen people pointing out that US measures BAC in percent as opposed to per mille, but your angry - albeit late - rant convinced me that I must be finally getting it. Thank you so much! I hope you didn't wet yourself over it because it sure sounds like you did.

  15. First you call it a lie, then you realize what happened. Is your point that even 0.02 % BAC is "very drunk"?

  16. It happened so fast we almost missed it.

    No, it's just that you were the only one not realizing that both mistakes were intentional. Protip: It's obvious when you realize that no one in their right mind would accidentally type 'have' when meaning to type 'of'.

  17. Re:The funny thing about decimals on Father of Driver In Violent Tesla Crash Blames Sedan's 'Rocket-Ship' Acceleration (autoweek.com) · · Score: 0

    I guess that's what happens when a raw number is used like this. Fair enough, I wasn't aware of it being measured in percent over there.

  18. Yup, the cause was a drunk driver not how fast the car accelerated.

    With a blood alcohol level of .21 you're not "drunk".

    Could of done the same thing in any car.

    Could of said "have" instead have "of" to appear semi-literate.

  19. Seriously 0.2 is nothing and if that's thrice the limit, then the limit is ridiculously low.

    Love from Germany, where the limit is 0.5.

  20. Re: Security crash course on Ransomware Insurance Is Coming (onthewire.io) · · Score: 1

    whoosh.

  21. Re:Do payments work? on Ransomware Insurance Is Coming (onthewire.io) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If word gets out that paying doesn't help, then people will stop paying.
    These are trustworthy criminals that have a reputation to lose.

  22. Re:Security crash course on Ransomware Insurance Is Coming (onthewire.io) · · Score: 1

    because wtf is an "executable", fuck off with your computer shit.

  23. Emails ending in 'thank you' and friends get more responses because they likely contain some explicit prompt for a reaction/action, otherwise i wouldn't be expressing my gratitude in the first place, duh.
    Fucking news at 11.

  24. Re:Copenhagen Interpretation on Gravity-Detecting LIGO Also Found To Be Creating Gravity Waves (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    e.g. putting a conducting loop around the slit that will experience a voltage pulse as the electron passes THROUGH it

    Thanks.

  25. Re:Copenhagen Interpretation on Gravity-Detecting LIGO Also Found To Be Creating Gravity Waves (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Thanks, but the one thing your comment does not do is answer my question :-).

    It is [consumed].

    So then why do we see *anything* at the detector screen when measuring at the slits? How do you measure a single photon passing by without consuming it?