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  1. vote Thud457 for warlord 2012! on Antivirus Pioneer John McAfee Arrested In Belize · · Score: 1

    This.

    We should be working on enabling dogs to fire guns before attempting to solve the more difficult problem of putting lasers on sharks.
    I'd even find it acceptable that this technology was primarily abused for drug dealers' pit-bulls as long as occasionally some DEA goon took one in the knee.

    Another worthy related project would be to dress coked-up monkeys in pink princess dresses and take them through TSA checkpoints.

  2. Re:Clearly... on Antivirus Pioneer John McAfee Arrested In Belize · · Score: 2
    What's amazing is the number of libertarian internet toughguys posting in this thread that completely fail to recognize what happened here as a lite version of the common retort "go live in your libertarian paradise of Somalia".
    1. McAfee moves to tax-haven country to avoid paying his fair share to maintain a lawful civil society
    2. McAfee goes cheap and doesn't pay the customary bribes to the right people in his chosen banana republic (one could almost look at it as a tax, horrors)
    3. Armed goons break down his door, shoot his dog, and leave him handcuffed in the hot tropical sun without water for hours
    4. HA HA! /Nelsom Muntz
      oops, I mean, "oh my, how terrible".

    The fact that our country's system is currently so distorted doesn't belie the fact that some things are worth paying for for the common good.

  3. next on KROK, all the oldies all the time... on Antivirus Pioneer John McAfee Arrested In Belize · · Score: 1

    Obviously a Iron Maiden fan.

  4. pew pew! on Nokia Sues HTC, RIM and Viewsonic · · Score: 1

    It just needs a little triangular vector ship that shoots apart the links and steals the nodes.
    Or scary spiders that crawl out of the holes and climb up the web.

    Be sure to remember to cut me in when you get $$$$ (that's four dollar signs) for the game.

  5. Re:Some Ideas About Stompy on MA Hackerspace Building Rideable Hexapod · · Score: 1

    Nah, street illegal is much more cooler.
    Bonus points for Gatling guns to tell the cops to piss off.

  6. should'a named it "Stampy" on MA Hackerspace Building Rideable Hexapod · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where's my elephant?!

  7. I'm sorry, MichaelKristopeit ! on Introducing SlashBI · · Score: 1

    You were right Michael Kristopeit,
    slashdot = stagnated .
    Hell, I think even he's already left...

  8. it's a simple mistake, we've all made it... on German Authorities Find Al Qaeda Plans Disguised In Porn · · Score: 3, Funny

    One time I was smuggling pr0n into Germany steganographically hidden in some made up terrorist plans.
    Unfortunately, I had way more porn than plans.

  9. it's been little more than a decade on Wozniak Praises 'Beautiful' Windows Phone · · Score: 1

    people seem to have forgotten the old days, which may well be back now that Jobs is gone -- " Apple computer, proudly going out of business since 1977 "

  10. Re:Everything in the USA is a "war". on "Cyber War" Is Just the Latest Grab for Defense Money · · Score: 3, Insightful
  11. too soon for a Natalie Wood joke? on Australian Billionaire Plans To Build Titanic II · · Score: 2

    Do you suppose the steerage class wasn't meant to use the lifeboats?

    Given the classism of the era, you almost expect them to have enough spots for the passengers above a certain level but basically exclude the steerage and other lower classes from rescue.

    The only thing is that there were plenty of first class men who gave up their spot. Yes, losses were heavier in the steerage class.
    For all of the classism of the era, there was also a "women and children first" ethic.

    As opposed to our era with its "I fell off the ship" ethic.

  12. Re:The Weakest Link on Terminal Mixup Implicates TSA Agents In LAX Smuggling Plot · · Score: 1

    Motherfucking turtles.... all the way up?

    No, more like incompetence, all the way down to Hell.

  13. keeps the Zetas away, too! on Ubuntu 12.04 LTS Out; Unity Gets a Second Chance · · Score: 1

    Say brother, are you forever vigilant in protecting the purity of your HOST file? All the evils of the world can be defended against simply by keeping a properly configured HOSTS file. But you must be wary to protect the purity of your HOSTS file, for Saitan himself is constantly trying to corrupt it, thereby letting thetans attach themselves to your computer.

  14. Re:Dan Brown help us all!!! on Opus Dei To Hunt Down Vatican Whistle-Blowers · · Score: 2

    Isn't the Vatican supposed to be all about " The Truth Shall Set Thee Free "

    No, that's the CIA.
    Draw what amusing conclusions you will from the above juxtaposition.

  15. thx 4 th hdz up! on Ubuntu 12.04 LTS Out; Unity Gets a Second Chance · · Score: 1

    made me look!

  16. Re:Pangolin? on Ubuntu 12.04 LTS Out; Unity Gets a Second Chance · · Score: 2

    In all fairness, big cats are way easier to remember than this messed up geekplay. Lion, Snow Leopard, Leopard, Tiger, Panther, Jaguar, Puma, Cheetah...

    Not sure it that sends quite the right message...

    • Lion - endangered
    • Snow Leopard - endangered
    • Leopard, Tiger - endangered
    • Panther - endangered
    • Jaguar - endangered
    • Puma - endangered
    • Cheetah - endangered
    • ...
  17. Re:Another question on FBI Compromises Another Remailer · · Score: 1

    That sounds like a lot of work.

    Can't they just claim they have evidence but they can't show it to you because it's secret?

  18. Rugged engineers are weenies!

  19. W H Y ? !!!! on Review of the First Medfield Phone · · Score: -1, Troll

    Why would anyone want a intel-based smartphone? Are idiot games so goddamned bloated that you need all the power you can get? Does India have a big market for $420 hand-warmers? Do people just hate batteries and want to make them suffer ? Why? WHY? WHY?

  20. Re:Lolz on Planetary Resources Confirms Plan To Mine Asteroids · · Score: 1

    hmmmm, if only somebody could discover a power source that could be tapped from anywhere in the solar system.

    I agree though, it would be easier developing better access to such power sources before the age of cheap oil comes to a complete conclusion.
    Of course, I expect peoples' views on fission will change rapidly once the oil's gone.

  21. PHAH! SPACENUTTERY! on Planetary Resources Confirms Plan To Mine Asteroids · · Score: 1

    And asteroids aren't scattered in a lot of different orbits, and don't require a lot of energy to reach? Get back to me when the simple Japanese Space Hotel of 1997 puts a single bolt in orbit before we start hallucinating ever bigger delusions.

    Yes, much better no one dare dream big. Let's stay here on this rock with the investment bankers and high frequency traders who demonize teachers, firefighters and policemen for wanting a living wage and the pensions they were promised. Let's all industriously engage in bean-counting while neglecting the growing of more beans.

    If nothing more, this Planetary Resources gig is at least a jobs bill for aerospace engineers. Hopefully it will inspire some youngsters to study hard and pursue careers in the sciences instead of non-productive market manipulation. Maybe it will engage some engineers in slowly expanding the human biosphere instead of building weapons to oppress and murder their fellow man.

    nah, you're right, random jackass bloviating on the intarwebs, this is all just foolish moonbeams and useless spacenuttery. PHAH!

  22. Re:Stupid on Volcano Near Mexico City Becomes More Active · · Score: 1

    They had a good reason. See there was this bird on a cactus eating a snake.

    Can't argue with that.

    peyote's a helluva drug

  23. Rush is Right! on Volcano Near Mexico City Becomes More Active · · Score: 1

    Fix the demand side of the equation, and the supply side will fix itself.

    If we just listened to Rush Limbaugh and locked up drug addicts like Rush Limbaugh, we wouldn't have any damn Zeta drug gang problem!
    errr wait, that would only clear up the big pharma drug gang problem, never mind...

  24. if you don't get the joke, don't mod. on Cringely Predicts IBM Will Shed 78% of US Employees By 2015 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This country needs a crash program to train circus lions to eat CEOs and boardmembers.

  25. team Preston Preston on Physicists Detect Elusive Orbiton By "Splitting" Electron · · Score: 1

    Man, I remember when everything from Austrailia used to be cool .
    Then that movie ruined everything. Forever.