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Introducing SlashBI

By now you’ve noticed that Slashdot is growing. We recently introduced Slashdot TV, which offers up everything from “amateur” rocket launches to the return of Leisure Suit Larry. We revamped our newsletters. Now we’re launching some new sites devoted to very specific corners of tech. Our first one, SlashBI, focuses on the fast-changing world of business intelligence, and features articles and opinion pieces on everything from how Big Data and analytics could make salespeople extinct, to B.I. apps for your iOS device, to choosing the right database for a business. No matter what your background, chances are good you’ll find something of interest here. Swing on over, give it a look-see, and let us know what you think.

339 comments

  1. SlashBI by StarTrekGirl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So Slashdot is turning into a blog site? Cmdr. Taco left because he wasn't happy with GeekNet's "ambitions" about the site? When do we get SlashHomo? There's so many questions to be asked...

    1. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So Slashdot is turning into a blog site?

      Slashdot was a blog site before there were blog sites.

    2. Re:SlashBI by underqualified · · Score: 5, Funny

      SlashBI - News for Bisexual nerds. Stuff that matter.

    3. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can I suggest the sub-site SlashBiCurious, since some of us aren't really into BI but want to know more about it.

    4. Re:SlashBI by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2

      I remember when the term web log (blog) was first used to describe Slashdot in the late 1990s.

    5. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Next in line, SlashBS where we repost all the bullshit we posted last week so you can complain about dupes all day!

    6. Re:SlashBI by rezalas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You know after spending some time in SlashBI curious george wasn't nearly as curious.

    7. Re:SlashBI by tibit · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Business intelligence. Sounds oxymoronic to me, at least if applied to many among Fortune 500.

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    8. Re:SlashBI by IrquiM · · Score: 2

      Well... They're among Fortune 500 - They must be doing something right.

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    9. Re:SlashBI by mwvdlee · · Score: 0

      Well... They're among Fortune 500 - They must be doing something wrong.

      FTFY.

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    10. Re:SlashBI by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think Bill Hicks was right, about what they should do...

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    11. Re:SlashBI by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 0

      I want SlashBacon now.

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    12. Re:SlashBI by Dishevel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shouldn't you be occupying something today?

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    13. Re:SlashBI by Pieroxy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only that, but BI is as related to Nerds than ... say, knitting. Sure, it's related to CS at large, but there are no nerds interested in BI. Businesses are, not nerds. Thus, what does this have to do with slashdot?

    14. Re:SlashBI by toriver · · Score: 1

      I think the phrase is "... before it was cool." :)

      The technical details of BI are very geeky, so that bit could fit.

    15. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      When do we get SlashHomo?

      That's already covered by existing parts of the site.

      (Yes, in before the trolls, etc.... :-) )

      (Captcha was "passage")

    16. Re:SlashBI by hsbaker · · Score: 1

      So you'd prefer that all companies were dismal failures that cannot turn a profit? No products, no services, no jobs...... how would that work out?

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    17. Re:SlashBI by Bosconian · · Score: 0

      SlashFiction is the next anticipated site launch regarding the untapped world of literature. Reviews, promos, specials... What? No, we like the name & we're sticking to it!

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    18. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occupy Slashdot

    19. Re:SlashBI by tibit · · Score: 2

      There's profit, then there's profit at all costs. Everyone in business appears to think that there's this tug of war between failure at profitability and failure at providing good customer experience. I have no doubt most telecoms are profitable, but the customer experience sucks donkey balls. You'd think an intelligent person wouldn't spit on other people just because they can and because apparently it not only doesn't hurt the bottom line, but it seems to improve it -- at least for the time being. There's more to intelligence than profit maximization. It's a strange truth that while Fortune 500s are usually profitable and not failures in the business sense, they are run like a hydra, with all its heads cut off and in seclusion. I'm sure that most CEOs have grandeur visions of how great their businesses are -- visions that would be, no doubt, dispelled, once they spoke to a random sampling of their customers. Even the best run companies, such as Apple, suffer from that to some extent. Some business intelligence that is, my ass.

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    20. Re:SlashBI by i+kan+reed · · Score: 0

      Yep, so the question is: what alternatives to slashdot exist now that they've decided terrible is the way to be.

      Reddit is too memey, digg is a failure, and many of the actual magazines have terrible discussion formulas.

      We need an alternative. As soon as I find a decent one, I can cut all ties back here.

    21. Re:SlashBI by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thank you.

      Yet this is GeekNet's Jump The Shark moment, today, May 1, 2012, for anyone keeping track.

      Philosophically, News for Nerds, and the concept of what /. means now has another branding barnacle: BI. I understand BI, big data, and why. I see the horizon of words and phrases like: new paradigm, hadoop(y), your OpenStack engine, and other revenue-generating phrases.

      This is branding gone wrong, like putting a Continental kit onto a Kia Rio. We, the customers of /. aren't ideological customers of BIG DATA and BI. We're theorists, engineers, completely whacked out of our mind gamers, and people that make antennas with Pringles cans. I'm shocked that the publishers would believe that they can somehow meld these two concepts together. It's really frightening that they're trying as BI would have told them: only a subsection of /. readers give a rat's patootie about BI, and BI's been around for more than a decade in one form or another.

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    22. Re:SlashBI by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right nobody reading Slashdot cares at all about:

      automation,
      instrumentation,
      database engines,
      database design,
      very high speed transform / processing (ETL),
      information security,
      storage,
      etc.

      BI, at least form the geek perspective uses just about every discipline in IT and CS; which is why lots and lots of professionals get into; its actually a fascinating world to work in. My only question is does it make sense to have BI topic on Slashdot as 80% of all stories covered here could be put into it reasonably.

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    23. Re:SlashBI by JPLR · · Score: 1

      It would be nice to share some interesting links and opinions.

    24. Re:SlashBI by tverbeek · · Score: 0

      I look forward to the SlashBiFanfic posts. The question is which we'll get more of: Beverly/Jean-Luc/Will, Leia/Luke/Han, Hermione/Harry/Ron, or Zoe/Mal/Wash.

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    25. Re:SlashBI by Megane · · Score: 0

      And SlashBBQ, to help you decide where to eat lunch.

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    26. Re:SlashBI by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      yet interestingly I look at the front page of slashdot and it's not that much different than it was almost 15 years ago when I started here.

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    27. Re:SlashBI by davidbrit2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bisexual slash fiction for nerds.

    28. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      We already have that http://slashdot.org/

    29. Re:SlashBI by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Statistically somebody has to be at the top of the pile. Market traders work on the same fallacy, that the top few percent of traders must be geniuses when it's mostly just the ones who got lucky from a huge pool. Derren Brown once demonstrated this by making somebody win 10 horse racing bets in a row (he just started with a big enough base of people that every outcome was covered)

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    30. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you work for say.. a weather services provider.. you probably work around meteorology. Lots of cool tech .. but doesn't mean I wanna talk about different types of precipitation.

    31. Re:SlashBI by Chuckles08 · · Score: 1

      Well, then you might as well go all the way: News for SlashBiCurious nerds. Stuff that lathers.

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    32. Re:SlashBI by Guignol · · Score: 2

      Except the motivation for all of your examples is always self contained
      What do we like about automation/etc. ? the science behind it (and of course the almost garanteed good laugh thanks to the occasional smart troll and the fact that you are frequently finding insightful posts that challenge or open your preconcieved views on whichever subject)
      I won't claim I am anti-business, but I'm sure many just like me like to get here some news which have scientific value/material, and of course it is always good if it also happen to have business value
      those subjects sort of garantee that whichever is interested in it enough to post about it has something to share that is worth reading (yeah, well, you know, to some extent, I know I won't see that in other places that is, and overall this is a good filter) I wouldn't come however to seek business value driven articles for the sake of it, certainly not, I'd expect the few scientists that remain to flee, and therefore the value i'm after to disapear

    33. Re:SlashBI by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Yep. That's what I do at my nerd job. GP is wrong.

    34. Re:SlashBI by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      Well, I studied a little Spanish in high school, but not enough to really be BI....

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    35. Re:SlashBI by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I remember when I joined Slashdot 5+ years ago, Kuro5hin being bad was the joke.

      Now that Slashdot seems to be becoming the joke, where do we go?

      Why can't we have nice things? Why is every community we end up going to get shit all over by the idiots in corporate or wherever and turned into a hellhole? See: Facebook, Slashdot, and hundreds of other websites.

    36. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slash the user count down to about half is more like it... What a bad idea.

    37. Re:SlashBI by TechnoGrl · · Score: 1

      >So Slashdot is turning into a blog site?

      Teh stupid still hurts.
      Who knew?

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    38. Re:SlashBI by TechnoGrl · · Score: 1

      I would reinstate my mod points for your comment alone but you're already at 5.
      Personally I think that /. jumped the shard with the virtually unusable and certainly unstable "web 2.0" Ajackass interface but you make an excellent point.

      I'm a long time /. user but for the last 2 or 3 years I glance at the site maybe one or twice a week at best and simply don't comment anymore. The articles have become vapid, the user comments little better than Reddit, and now this ... Yeah, that's why I always log into /. - to get more business fucking intelligence. Good luck with that.

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    39. Re:SlashBI by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      I remember when I joined Slashdot 5+ years ago, Kuro5hin being bad was the joke.

      Now that Slashdot seems to be becoming the joke, where do we go?

      Why can't we have nice things? Why is every community we end up going to get shit all over by the idiots in corporate or wherever and turned into a hellhole? See: Facebook, Slashdot, and hundreds of other websites.

      Money, and they see users as a commodity that can be sold for money to advertisers.

    40. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think the main reason most of us have stuck around Slashdot all these years is that it has -- barring a few bad experiments -- remained the site of semi-curated content and deeper discussion without the gimmicks or pathetic spamming of other sites. Now they're just trying to become the next Tech Crunch, Gizmodo, Engadget, and so on. I don't hang out at those places and I won't hang out here if that's the direction this keeps going.

    41. Re:SlashBI by postbigbang · · Score: 3, Insightful

      CmdrTaco, for all of his bad days, seemed to have an unerring pulse on the interesting stuff that makes a geek's day. Yes, there were colorful sidetracks, and flamewars, and threads that had 700+ comments and drifts that strung to the nebulae.

      You meet interesting and thoughtful folks. Some of them are clearly way out on edge of reality. Some beyond. Deciding which is who can be interesting. I don't think that Reddit Getsit, that Digg Diggs, and the other sandpile of social geek communities gets there, either. Hell, even BurningMan has jumped the shark. Slashdot used to *make* the memes, not report on them a dozen days later while grafting the elephant's behind of **BI** onto itself.

      Robin, are you listening? Would you give these jokers a klewww? Smack them upside the head, pull their heads out of their butts, and through them back on the cluetrain? Sigh. Big sigh.

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    42. Re:SlashBI by diamondmagic · · Score: 1

      You must be new here. Slashdot.org was CmdrTaco's personal blog.

    43. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you so sure of that? The last couple of years, Slashdot has seemed more focus on YRO. I would say the customers of /. are ideological customers of politics, particularly domestic policy.

    44. Re:SlashBI by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I have seen that trend, too. But many open, non-partisan social forums have become political battlegrounds as polarized peoples become trolled, and fights bring ideological thread drifts that bring little to discussion topics.

      Domestic policy is another problem: who's turf? Yes, Americans seem to dominate, but I'm interested in international input, and that means *everyone*. It's like slow torture to read the advent of the Big Brother era in the UK, but heartening to hear the Germans are doing something about privacy, even if that means wrenching pressure to on one hand, stanch brilliant hacker code, while additionally giving high currency to privacy. Americans, I'm one, have a really myopic view of the world. So "domestic", while interesting, also occasionally means inbred and brutal.

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    45. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bisexual slash fiction for nerds.

      stuff that matters?

    46. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, but I dont think you can put it back into the bottle.

      Its over, the fun of open source, the freedom of the internet, the social experiment has played itself out. (Not that open source is going away, just the thrill of it here).

      I will be flamed for this (but thats what makes it fun). I believe that as more users came here who support microsoft products, all enjoyment of the the things mentioned in the above post went away. Microsoft makes everything boring and sucky, its just how it always works. They sucked the life out of computers, and be extension thier users sucked the life out of out internets.

    47. Re:SlashBI by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2

      I'm inclined to the GP's point of view. Business Intelligence isn't that profound. As the joke goes, Military Intelligence is an oxymoron. Business Intelligence isn't even that respectable. Asking good questions would seem to be the hardest part. I'm sure there are guidelines for that. Shouldn't be hard to get a sense of the sort of questions to ask.

      Despite the seeming ease, we see managers, who must be using BI, really screwing up. And often in stupid, heartless, ugly ways that end up misunderstanding facts to, for instance, make useful or even vital employees seem superfluous, and therefore candidates for termination in the next layoff. What formula does BI use to account for morale? If BI is being used like that, the users have already failed. A better use of BI is to employ it to avoid the necessity of layoffs.

      Worse, I suspect BI is often abused to justify decisions. Feed it enough biased data, and it will reach the desired conclusions regardless of merit. Would be a rare manager who didn't slant the facts to make himself look important. "We make facts based upon decisions." Would explain a lot of why BI has a poor reputation.

      After the questions, BI is just glorified data gathering and database searches. Could be argued either way, but BI is not even really Data Mining. Data Mining involves digging into data to discover correlations, facts, and answers to the unasked and unsuspected.

      I'm sure there are students of BI who will vehemently disagree. Any BI experts care to tell me how wrong I am, and more importantly, why? Why should we take your subject seriously?

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    48. Re:SlashBI by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Microsoft was in a position to do good, and didn't. Linux wouldn't have risen, Steve Jobs wouldn't have come back from the desert, Solaris might be the King Unix, all sorts of things might have happened if Microsoft's domination and boorish behavior wasn't so thorough and without remorse. As an antagonist, Microsoft proved useful to many. They were the one to beat. They have been beaten. Microsoft provided return for their shareholders, at the cost of business integrity.

      But the Internet is still way cool, and these things, too, shall pass.

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    49. Re:SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SlashBI - Fanfiction for Bisexual nerds. Stuff that arouses.

    50. Re:SlashBI by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Old joke:

      What's the difference beetween a straight guy and a bi-curious guy?

      About six pints of lager.

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    51. Re:SlashBI by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but BI is as related to Nerds than ... say, knitting. Sure, it's related to CS at large, but there are no nerds interested in BI. Businesses are, not nerds. Thus, what does this have to do with slashdot?

      No, what you actually mean is that you are a nerd who is not interested in B.I.

      You have not been elected Chief Nerd on High.

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    52. Re:SlashBI by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming that you don't have a job in the commercial sector, which is fine, but means you are arguing from a position of ignorance. Whilst I'm sure doing research into pure computer science, ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics or whatever is very interesting and intellectually stimulating, most of us have to earn a living.

      And if you are working in a commercial organisation but think you are superior to the dreary number crunchers and PHBs, you're just being childishly snobbish.

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    53. Re:SlashBI by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      We need an alternative. As soon as I find a decent one, I can cut all ties back here.

      I suggest something that's sort of social and uses different media. So a sort of "social media".

      As for a name, how about somewhere where you can read comments on pages like in a book, and perhaps even see representations of people's faces, so you know who your friends are. Running this up the flagpole to see how it flies in the breeze of blue sky thinking, I'd call if "BookFace"

      I wonder how many people would "like" this?

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    54. Re:SlashBI by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      We, the customers of /. aren't ideological customers of BIG DATA and BI. We're theorists, engineers, completely whacked out of our mind gamers, and people that make antennas with Pringles cans.

      We're also long haired, raggedy-bearded, pirate-biker rebels, blasted out of our skulls on cocaine and hand ground coffee, and riding our virtual hogs at a thousand miles an hour through the internets, mooning at all the Agents Smiths who try to bring us down to their dreary reality, giving a finger to the socialist-fascist- corporatist Man, and ready to die for our right to party and download music for free.

      And all this from our mom's basements.

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    55. Re:SlashBI by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It's like slow torture to read the advent of the Big Brother era in the UK,

      Yes, it's like Nineteen Eighty Four. Fiction.

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    56. Re:SlashBI by nobodie · · Score: 1

      makes more sense than the oxymoronic "business intelligence"

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    57. Re:SlashBI by FunkDup · · Score: 1

      I think the phrase is "... before it was cool." :)

      No, Slashdot really was a blog before that word had been invented. We used to think the word was fad that would go away.

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    58. Re:SlashBI by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      Nope, stuff that splatters.

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    59. Re:SlashBI by bigpresh · · Score: 1

      But we already have that! :)

  2. Business Int by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

    Business Int
    Capitalist glint
    Of shiny chin
    Fit to print
    Burma Shave

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    1. Re:Business Int by sirdude · · Score: 1, Funny

      Selective amnesia's the story
      Believed foretold but who'd suspect
      The business intelligence
      Two words combined that can't make sense
      Dave Mustaine (+ poetic licence)

  3. SlashBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to be confused with /b/

  4. Err.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Today is May 1st, not April 1st..

  5. I'm going the way of Malda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Im outta here. It's been a good 10 years, but this reminds me of when Coke changed their formula. It's been fun guys, but I is outta here.

    1. Re:I'm going the way of Malda by PGC · · Score: 5, Funny

      But AC, you are the most active poster here. What would this site be without you... ?

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    2. Re:I'm going the way of Malda by million_monkeys · · Score: 4, Funny

      Im outta here. It's been a good 10 years, but this reminds me of when Coke changed their formula. It's been fun guys, but I is outta here.

      Anonymous Coward! Nooooooo!

      What will we do without your countless comments on every story? Even when the story was stupid and no cared, we could always count on you to pop in with something to say, even if it was only a "first post!". (I know you got modded down for those "First!!" posts, but somebody had to get the ball rolling and you were always there when no one else was.) You've been tireless in you support of this site, and we've never really thanked you for it.

      We're gonna miss you, old friend.

    3. Re:I'm going the way of Malda by rezalas · · Score: 2

      Don't fret, AC is a bipolar schiz with DID. While one personality shuns us, there are surely thousands of others that will continue to contribute greatly to the body of /. knowledge and social atmosphere.

    4. Re:I'm going the way of Malda by jamstar7 · · Score: 2

      But AC, you are the most active poster here. What would this site be without you... ?

      A lot quieter? A lot less goatse?

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    5. Re:I'm going the way of Malda by virgnarus · · Score: 2

      Ahh yes, Coca-Cola was so much better when it still had cocaine.

    6. Re:I'm going the way of Malda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, don't be like that, Doug.

    7. Re:I'm going the way of Malda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am back. Couldn't stand to be away

    8. Re:I'm going the way of Malda by rastos1 · · Score: 2

      In fact I welcome this step. It was just done in half-assed way. They should create a new site (with distinct name) for each crap topic that creeped in here during last years. And then they should see the readership on those sites to plummet. And slashdot.org should return to being a site about computers, technology, electronics, SW licenses and vi vs emacs.

    9. Re:I'm going the way of Malda by EricTheGreen · · Score: 1

      Oh, not to worry. AC left so much training data behind, at least one of those $55MM TCO quasi-Big Data-sorta-esque-y products being prominently shill.....er, "profiled"... in SlashBI will just slurp it up and start churning out new content, indistinguishable from it's meatspace authorship origins, in no time at all!

      Fellow Slashdotters, say goodbye to Anonymous Coward .... and hello to his/her/it's new and improved replacement, Virtual Coward! Isn't technology grand?

    10. Re:I'm going the way of Malda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the rest of us are out of here too.

    11. Re:I'm going the way of Malda by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Im outta here. It's been a good 10 years, but this reminds me of when Coke changed their formula. It's been fun guys, but I is outta here.

      What, when they took the actual cocaine out in 1900 or whatever? I agree, it's been shit ever since.

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  6. SlashBI? by wjcofkc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps "BizSlash" or "SlashBiz" would sound a little more relevant? My first though was "Oh great now we have a dating site for alternative lifestyles?" Past that I'm all for expansion, just please watch your step.

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    1. Re:SlashBI? by Hadlock · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah that was my first thought scanning it, "Slash Bi", "Leisure Suit Larry", "Swing on Over"...
       
      To quote the simpsons:

      Fox turned into a hard core porn station so gradually I didn't even notice

      How soon until Slashdot goes NSFW when they realize they can triple their profits by using a combination of their high google page rank and streaming cut rate porn instead of hawking News For Nerds, Stuff That Matters?

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    2. Re:SlashBI? by geminidomino · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      instead of hawking News For Nerds, Stuff That Matters?

      Oh, they gave up on that even before Google ditched "don't be evil." Though even bad porn would be an improvement over the constant troll articles and slashvertisements we get now.

    3. Re:SlashBI? by Howard+Beale · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot - Nudes for Nerds, Sluts that Matter?

    4. Re:SlashBI? by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      How soon until Slashdot goes NSFW

      You don't browse at -1, do you?

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    5. Re:SlashBI? by Jeng · · Score: 0

      BIE?

      EIP!

      Hey, it works for Fark.

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    6. Re:SlashBI? by sammy+baby · · Score: 0

      I'm having trouble that nobody involved in the direction of this site is familiar with the term slash fiction, or that none of them made the connection between that term and the term "Bi-". This is just... weird.

    7. Re:SlashBI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, humbug. These days there are maybe 3 posts per story that are moderated below 0. Nothing like in the old days.

    8. Re:SlashBI? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Ah the gool 'ol days of goatse links.

      Hmm, ok, maybe not.

      =)

    9. Re:SlashBI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Android powered dildos, dildos used by Androids, girl robot prom dates, My Virtual Girlfriend Terry, or we could be like G4 TV and just have scantily clad bimbos talk about how much they really really love physics, then after a time, we can start running transcripts of Cheaters and Cops. Instead of stories about physics, we can have stories in which physics takes place somewhere in the background.

    10. Re:SlashBI? by grub · · Score: 1

      I cherished the goatse links! I'd innocently click on a link and milliseconds later be staring at a gaping anal maw. Then, seriously, I would laugh and think "got me"

      The fact that goatse, lemonparty, 2g1c, etc. are now whined about makes even more vigilant to troll against Political Correctness at every opportunity.

      for those who don't Get It.

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    11. Re:SlashBI? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I cherished the goatse links! I'd innocently click on a link and milliseconds later be staring at a gaping anal maw. Then, seriously, I would laugh and think "got me"

      You wouldn't laugh quite so much if someone from HR was passing behind you at the time...

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    12. Re:SlashBI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the joys of working for suits..

  7. 2012: The beginning of the end by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Eventually Slashdot will be nothing but a brand; a collection of minimally-viewed tech blogs that are finally sold to a media company and rolled into their large collection of robotic advertising delivery channels.

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    1. Re:2012: The beginning of the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So the Maya were right?

    2. Re:2012: The beginning of the end by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Startin to look like it...

      Guess they were fans of CowboyNeal...

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    3. Re:2012: The beginning of the end by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Eventually Slashdot will be nothing but a brand; a collection of minimally-viewed tech blogs that are finally sold to a media company and rolled into their large collection of robotic advertising delivery channels.

      I think that's been happening for a while now, to be honest.

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    4. Re:2012: The beginning of the end by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      You've just described AOL with alarming accuracy.

    5. Re:2012: The beginning of the end by isorox · · Score: 1

      Eventually Slashdot will be nothing but a brand; a collection of minimally-viewed tech blogs that are finally sold to a media company and rolled into their large collection of robotic advertising delivery channels.

      I think that's been happening for a while now, to be honest.

      Yet we still coming back.

      There simply isn't an alternative.

  8. Here we go by Anrego · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't even have any specific objections... this just feels wrong somehow. Maybe I'm cynical or just following the trend of slashdot pulse, sponsored "ask slashdot", slashtv, etc.. but this feels like when a big company buys out some site you like and runs it down the drain. Obviously that's not exactly what happened here, but I'm starting to think Cmdr. Taco leaving had the same effect.. like maybe he was holding back this tide.

    Right now it feels like the "gliding on legacy" phase.. coming soon is the "trying to gather new audience" stage.. then the "please come back, we're still cool and returning to our roots stage" and finally .. acceptance and forgiveness.

    I hope I'm wrong. I'd love to see slashdot return to its former glory.. or at least turn into something better than what it was. It managed to turn back from it's "digg" path a few years back.. maybe it can do the same here.

    1. Re:Here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It feels like they're flailing around at random, to be honest.

      SlashTV is wrong in one sort of way for the existing culture, but could be a deliberate attempt to take the site to a mass (from my perspective down market) audience.

      This is wrong in a different way for the existing culture, but could be a deliberate attempt to take the site to a different niche (but maybe more profitable?) audience. The slashdot poll about teleporters or whatever looks completely wrong on the new page.

      While moving in either direction would probably lose the existing user base it might also be profitable in principle. Trying to go in both directions, however, is probably going to be a disaster all round.

      There's no sense of strategy or direction.

    2. Re:Here we go by Hadlock · · Score: 2

      Can we just skip to the "please come back, we're still cool and returning to our roots stage" and finally .. acceptance and forgiveness." stage?

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    3. Re:Here we go by Anrego · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Problem is slashdot has a huge legacy to ride out. People like me who've checked slashdot as part of their daily morning/lunch/whatever routine for in some cases over a decade and corny as it sounds, have lots nostalgic memories from past discussions. It takes a long damn time for that to erode away (see also: the simpsons).

    4. Re:Here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, at least they won't be junking up the main feed with MBA spoonfeeding.

    5. Re:Here we go by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

      I pretty much see him as Atlas, he was trying so hard to keep the sky from falling.
      But he's only one man, and eventually he just gave up and let it fall.

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    6. Re:Here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing I would've heard about it if it existed, but does anything else out there like Slashdot-that-was exist now that's actually any good? If I could find a replacement site for news and some of the (classic) conversations that happen here, I'd swap it out for Slashdot on the daily destinations list.

    7. Re:Here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The closest that I know of is hackernews from ycombinator

    8. Re:Here we go by Ogi_UnixNut · · Score: 2

      Plus it would help if there was an alternative that was as good a place for conversation with nerds from many ages and skills, with a decent moderation system (for all its flaws) and a site design that doesn't make want to rip my eyes out.

      Anything out there?

    9. Re:Here we go by godefroi · · Score: 1

      Also interested. Maybe it would help if everyone simply started submitting alternatives to slashdot as slashdot articles. Now THAT would be news for nerds.

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    10. Re:Here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Taco Shrugged?

    11. Re:Here we go by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1

      What are your ideas about how the moderation system would need to work?

      I have been a /.er for a long time but the rubbish AC comments and the Redmond Shills have made me not want to read here often anymore.

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    12. Re:Here we go by Anrego · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The big bonus of slashdot has always been the diversity. We arn't _just_ hardware or gamers or programmers or wannabie lawyers or armchair politicians .. it's the mixture of skills, ages, and experiences that makes the discussions interesting. If you want to talk programming.. lots of well run programming programming boards. Same with hardware, gaming, politics, IP law, etc.

      I know of nothing with the same general appeal nor diversity of slashdot. We all somehow manage to talk on each others level, while bringing different viewpoints and experience into the discussion (most of the time). It's a beautiful thing to lose :(

    13. Re:Here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What are your ideas about how the moderation system would need to work?

      I have been a /.er for a long time but the rubbish AC comments and the Redmond Shills have made me not want to read here often anymore.

      mE, TOO!

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    14. Re:Here we go by Patch86 · · Score: 2

      Maybe it's time to do what all good FOSS fans know to do when times are tough- fork it?

      Honestly, if someone set up a new Slashdot-clone, with the same functionality but with an absence of slashverts and marketing nonsense, I'd be a regular.

    15. Re:Here we go by humanrev · · Score: 1

      I have been a /.er for a long time but the rubbish AC comments and the Redmond Shills have made me not want to read here often anymore.

      I have been a /. for a long time (first anon, now with accounts that get thrown away after a while and new ones created for various reasons), but the rubbish AC comments and the Linux Zealots who don't listen to complaints about their precious little OS and are completely detached from reality, have made me not want to read here often anymore.

      But there ARE some people who do post who are intelligent, and those comments are worth browsing. But I only do so at 4+ moderation.

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    16. Re:Here we go by Ogi_UnixNut · · Score: 1

      How would that work without full time editors? Back when Slashdot was a tiny site running on a single box in the corner, it was possible for a few friends to keep the thing ticking over. As it grew they had to find more and more ways of scaling it, including eventually becoming full time employees and selling the site (with declining quality as constantly noted by people).

      If, however, we built a "Slashdot 2" site (and what would we call it?) we'd get the full force of current Slashdot visitors. We'd go from 0 to large-scale hosting needs very damn quickly. I don't know about you, but in this economy my firm is running me ragged knowing I have not many job options. I don't have the time nor the money kicking around to support Slashdots massive hosting needs.

      I feel we'd not get the benefit of growing slowly and naturally, and I'm not sure we'd be able to support running the site if it rose to the current hosting needs. What do you think?

    17. Re:Here we go by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Also interested. Maybe it would help if everyone simply started submitting alternatives to slashdot as slashdot articles. Now THAT would be news for nerds.

      Just make up a headline involvingt Apple and BitCoins, which is bound to be published here, then slip the real info into TFS, which it is clear the editors never read properly. You don't even need to bother linking to an actual pretend story, as certainly no one ever checks those links..

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    18. Re:Here we go by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Complaining about Linux zealots on slashdot makes about as much sense as moaning about the number of men on Apple forums with a keen interest in musical theatre.

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    19. Re:Here we go by Jeng · · Score: 1

      The linux zealotry has gone down quite a bit, primarily due to OSX adoption, Windows 7 not sucking, the rise of Ubuntu, and then the fall of Ubuntu.

      Yea, you will still get some zealotry, but it is a far cry from even just 5 years ago.

      If you just read at 4+ moderation you will read more group think and less truly insightful comments.

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  9. slashdot news vs SlashVertisements by Bananatree3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How much of this will be paid content?

    1. Re:slashdot news vs SlashVertisements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How much of this will be paid content?

      All of it?

      It's purely a marketing channel. How long before this shit starts appearing on the front page?

    2. Re:slashdot news vs SlashVertisements by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      More importantly, will this be the new home of paid content? Because I'd gladly set the topic to "ignore" in my preferences to get rid of the astroturfing, shilling, and re-printed press releases in a second. Hell, I might subscribe for that kind of feature.

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  10. Dilbert feels our pain by tpotus · · Score: 2
    1. Re:Dilbert feels our pain by virgnarus · · Score: 1

      Too lazy to adjust your link tag?

  11. BI? Really? by devnullkac · · Score: 2

    I'm usually one to let this kind of thing slide (so to speak), but if this topic is meant to be at all serious, SlashBI is hardly a serious name. B.I. will only last so long before it withers under the ridicule. I strongly suggest something like "BusInt".

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  12. And I'm done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This site is nothing like what it used to be, and it's no longer something I enjoy reading anymore. Bye!

    1. Re:And I'm done by Megane · · Score: 2

      Don't you mean "SlashBye!"?

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  13. Jumping the shark by discord5 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Dear slashdot editors and admins,
    Please google the term "Jumping the shark". It is a concept you might want to familiarize yourself with. Oh hell, I'll just link it for you, since using google might be too geeky. Note that it doesn't necessarily involve actual sharks (nor any laser attachments to said sharks).

    Lose touch much with your core demographic lately?

    1. Re:Jumping the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ``For the record, there was an episode of 'Happy Days,' where someone LITERALLY jumped a shark! And it was the best one!" -- Troy

    2. Re:Jumping the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Slashdot jumped the shark long ago, whith Idle.

  14. Big Data Big Data.... by hackula · · Score: 2
    Big Data Big Data Big Data Big Data... Big Data Big Data Big Data Big Data...

    Throw in some buzzwords, fine; but don't use the same fucking one over and over again!

  15. This will go down well...lulz by mrpacmanjel · · Score: 4, Informative

    Slashdot is a different beast now.

    I've been following Slashdot since the 90s and it just seems to be evolving into another unfocused blog.

    I loved reading Slashdot everyday(mostly!) but it just is not the same anymore.

    As a geek I felt I belonged to a site like this and felt very comfortable here. It's also one of the very few sites where I can be arsed actually commenting on anything.

    But over the past few weeks the story submissions are becoming less relevant to me now and Slashdot has become a less interesting place to be.

    Not to mention this new "B.I. feature" contains a link to "choosing the right database for your business" - yeah telling a site full of IT geeks how to choose the right database is a "smart" thing to do (even from a "business" perspective) - how patronising!

    1. Re:This will go down well...lulz by xianzombie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I too started with Slashdot in the late 90's (closer to early 2000 I suppose).

      Life/work got in the way, so I quit following the site. I finally came back about 6 months or so ago, mostly lurking.

      Now I get the feeling most of the articles are aimed at getting page views. If it weren't for the comments section, I think I'd be just as well off looking at the stuff from Fast Company.

      Now if you'll excuse me, I need to clean up the vomit.

    2. Re:This will go down well...lulz by grrliegeek · · Score: 2

      This, exactly. I started reading /. in the late 90's as well. It used to carry stories that I really liked to read. Some of the commentary was good (trolls & juveniles excepted). I used to check regularly. To be honest, I stopped trying to submit articles when they were rejected, but were posted when someone else suggested the same article. Some of the commentary was atrocious. I stopped reading for a few years, but later started reading again.

      The last year or so, the spirit seems to have gone out of the site. It no longer is "News for nerds, stuff that matters". I get more relevant & interesting tech stories from other outlets. I had started reading them a lot more often than this site. The maturity of comments here seems to have improved, overall, but sadly the content has gone downhill. Seems I'll not be checking here much, if at all anymore. Slashdot is no longer relevant to its audience.

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    3. Re:This will go down well...lulz by godefroi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've been following Slashdot since the 90s and it just seems to be evolving into another unfocused blog.

      See, that's where you're mistaken. It USED to be an unfocused blog (well, focused on interesting stuff, but otherwise unfocused). Now, it's focused laser-sharp at generating page views and getting us to swallow sponsored content. The focus that was missing has now been found, and it's money.

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    4. Re:This will go down well...lulz by gman003 · · Score: 1

      I share your sentiment, and I've only been reading since '06 or so.

      Even as late as then, this place felt like "news for NERDS", not "NEWS for nerds". It was non-corporate, open-source, everything that I liked. The commenters were intelligent, reasonable people (if a bit rabid in their anti-establishment rhetoric), the stories were a mix of "hey, this is a cool nerdy thing", "technology industry news" and the occasional "this affects everyone, may as well see it here as well".

      Now? I still read /., but it's not the /. I started reading. It's basically Google News, minus all the sections I remove anyways ("Entertainment"?), plus some basic features. Even the commenters have gotten worse - more herd-mentality groupthink, more contextless quoting - although they're still well above average, especially compared to some sites (I'm looking at you, Cracked - hilarious articles, but your commenters are worse than Youtube's).

      I'm starting to think that someone ought to fork Slashdot. Make it "news for NERDS" again. Problem is, it's not the site's code that needs to be forked, but the management and community...

    5. Re:This will go down well...lulz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the last year or so I found /. to be about as relevant as "http://www.metro.co.uk". Seems it's going the way of Discovery, TLC and Science channel. More like hyped up sensationalized BS than any real content.
      And BTW...many of the stories here I see a day after someone else (including Metro UK) has already posted it.

    6. Re:This will go down well...lulz by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      "...the articles are aimed at getting page views."

      It would be so much better if they posted stuff I wasn't interested in. I don't think I understand this comment...

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    7. Re:This will go down well...lulz by tburkhol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "...the articles are aimed at getting page views."
      It would be so much better if they posted stuff I wasn't interested in. I don't think I understand this comment...

      Articles aimed at getting page views appeal to a broad audience. Even a general audience, like, say American Idol viewers. Slashdot has catered to an audience that Big Media considers a niche - technophiles with actual knowledge. The articles got page views from that (small but obsessive) group, and all of the changes in the last 5-8 years have been to dumb-down and broaden the appeal of articles, thus turning /. from News for Nerds into PC Magazine. This seems to be a common trend among tech-sites: start out focused and interesting, attract a sizeable readership, worry when readership growth slows, and add a bunch of peripheral but less "intimidating" content to bring in more readers, thus alienating the original crowd. You're old enough to know this.

    8. Re:This will go down well...lulz by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      I guess I just still find a large number of the articles interesting. There has always been fluff stuff, or at least articles that I'm not interested in. It's not my site so I just over look those.

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    9. Re:This will go down well...lulz by cje · · Score: 3, Funny

      Slashdot died the day that Jon Katz left.

      Please, for the love of everything that is good and holy, bring back Jon Katz! /runs and hides

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    10. Re:This will go down well...lulz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear ya. Back when I joined (can't log in at work, UID is somewhere around 700k, whatever year that was), the site had tons of postings, and I generally wanted to read either all of them, or most of them.

      These days, I count the day extremely good if there's 3 postings that I want to look into. The rest I just scroll on past.

    11. Re:This will go down well...lulz by isorox · · Score: 1

      I too started with Slashdot in the late 90's (closer to early 2000 I suppose).

      Life/work got in the way, so I quit following the site. I finally came back about 6 months or so ago, mostly lurking.

      How can work get in the way of slashdot, it surely goes hand-in-hand?

    12. Re:This will go down well...lulz by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      >How can work get in the way of slashdot, it surely goes hand-in-hand?

      Not if your work involves flipping burgers.

      Just saying.

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  16. *close tab* by 6Yankee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "No matter what your background, chances are good youâ(TM)ll find something of interest here."

    Nnnnnnope.

    1. Re:*close tab* by 6Yankee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That was cut and pasted from your summary into your comments box. How about less pratting around on stuff nobody wants and more fixing the basics?

      (And how damn long do I have to wait before I can post another comment? Excellent karma and apparently I can't be trusted not to flood the board. All I'm good for is ad eyeballs, it seems.)

  17. No need for "News for Nerds" anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll just have "We've noticed customers who posted comments similar to yours were interested in the following products and services...."

  18. Sorry by benjfowler · · Score: 1

    Had to check my watch to see if it was April 1st.

    This place certainly HAS changed since the days of CmdrTaco.

  19. Worst domain name since... by Howard+Beale · · Score: 0

    ExpertSexChange.com

    1. Re:Worst domain name since... by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Oh, no, I though "amateursexchange.com" was a lot worse.

    2. Re:Worst domain name since... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Which still beats DIYSexChange.com by a long shot.

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  20. Time for a new "Eternal September" by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps, "Eternal right-after-commander-taco-leaves?"

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  21. Quality? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

    So is there actually some effort being put into SlashBI or are you attempting to subject MBAs and CEOs to poorly written summaries quoting irrelevant blogs trying to get page hits rather than reputable news sources?

    While you're at it did you actually hire an editor worth a damn or are we to expect crap headlines, spelling mistakes, extreme bias, opinions in the summary, and how could I forget everyone's /. favourite; dup articles that are always 3 days behind the actual news?

    1. Re:Quality? by godefroi · · Score: 2

      are we to expect crap headlines, spelling mistakes, extreme bias, opinions in the summary, and how could I forget everyone's /. favourite; dup articles that are always 3 days behind the actual news?

      No, I don't think you'll need to worry about that. All the "stories" will be written by PR and marketing departments of "Big Data" vendors.

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  22. Hardly a source for decision making information by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 2

    I like Slashdot. Frequently, there's interesting, if not somewhat bizarre, discussions on this site. Plus there are quite a few highly educated people who hang out here and throw in some interesting comments now and then. But Slashdot is not (at least to date) a news site. It's more of a tabloid. Not to say that there is anything wrong with that but to use Slashdot as a source of serious information? Not unless serious vetting takes place for the stories posted here.

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  23. Re:Not much content, eh? by lennier1 · · Score: 1

    Flip-flopper!!! ;)

  24. Good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally a place for the uninteresting stuff, so they don't have to put it up on the front page.

  25. Better/Customisable Layout? by stevenmu · · Score: 1

    I like the concept, and it's relevant to my line of work so I'll probably be keeping a regular eye on it. But the layout is pretty awful, the two-uneven-columns approach really doesn't do it for me. It's hard to read, and particular it's hard to read one article summary then just move on to the next. Could it not just use the normal slashdot style single list ?

  26. We'll see how it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As it is now, it reminds me of a lot of stuff that comes across my desk ... polished but not actually useful. If it attracts contributors, readers and commenters, that will change. Good luck.

  27. Holy crap by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Has anyone actually looked at that site? Holy crap, that's all I can say. I'm floored. It has all the appeal to a longtime /. reader of a piece of dog shit on your shoe. I'm having a hard time understanding how it even came to exist. I'm actually really depressed now.

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    1. Re:Holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's probably an April Fools joke, just a month late.

    2. Re:Holy crap by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      its not so different from cnet or zdnet, and I doubt anyone (like us) really reads those. But if /. wants a special section dedicated to MBAs and CTOs, then its fine - just don't bother us with all that buzzword crap that we know better about.

    3. Re:Holy crap by godefroi · · Score: 1

      My knee-jerk reaction was, "that's a lot of stock photography".

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    4. Re:Holy crap by KermodeBear · · Score: 2

      My second was, "That's a lot of buzz words."

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    5. Re:Holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent++

    6. Re:Holy crap by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to remember what site it was, but I remember being linked to a blog site just like that - nothing but headlines in little tiles, combined with some clip art and a single sentence. My first thought on seeing that site was "holy crap, they expect anyone to find a damned thing on that?!" and my second thought was Ctrl-W.

      This new SlashBI site is "organized" the exact same way. It's completely useless!

      Seriously, if you haven't taken a time to look at the thing, go and do it! It's hilariously bad.

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    7. Re:Holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit, guys. Look at this:

      http://imgur.com/j0RrL

      Two fucking photos side-by-side both showing a headless guy holding a phone with cubes shooting out of the screen. WTF? And both headlines say something about "business intelligence." it's cringe-worthy. It's really, really sad. i'd be embarrassed to be seen reading.

    8. Re:Holy crap by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to remember what site it was, but I remember being linked to a blog site just like that - nothing but headlines in little tiles, combined with some clip art and a single sentence. My first thought on seeing that site was "holy crap, they expect anyone to find a damned thing on that?!" and my second thought was Ctrl-W.

      This new SlashBI site is "organized" the exact same way. It's completely useless!

      Seriously, if you haven't taken a time to look at the thing, go and do it! It's hilariously bad.

      I liked the restrained way they only used "B.I." in alternate headline, and not every single one. Class.

      Am I the only person who never heard the phrase "B.I." before today?

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    9. Re:Holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like reading an IT textbook.

  28. "Leverage" Seriously? by bazim2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ddd someone just use the word 'leverage' in a article title? Surely not! http://slashdot.org/topic/bi/shortage-of-b-i-talent-a-critical-hurdle-in-quest-to-leverage-big-data/ And what are those silly stock photos all about? I'm not sure I recognise the model of computer in the linked article.

    1. Re:"Leverage" Seriously? by zidium · · Score: 1

      That page looks like your average amateur free template page, to be honest.

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    2. Re:"Leverage" Seriously? by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Notice that it's in PHP? Seriously, slashcode is converting to php from perl. That should tell you something about the guys now behind the scenes. Not that I believe that perl is better than php or vice versa, but still.. that was the CORE of slashcode. It's all going to "quick and easy to maintain".

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    3. Re:"Leverage" Seriously? by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Wow, sorry, bad form to reply to myself but it's worse than I thought. They're using wordpress for the BI section.

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  29. What I think by Jim+Hall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think Taco exited at the right time. Also, I think I might be spending less time here, if Slashdot has started focusing on keywords like BI, and away from the core idea of "News for Nerds, Stuff That Matters", which is why we joined the site in the first place & kept coming back.

    1. Re:What I think by marcop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Couldn't agree more. This site is becoming forgettable. The news isn't all that interesting any longer. Slashdot used to be my central geek news site, but now I can find more geek news elsewhere, albeit across multiple sites.

      Editors... get back to the basics and do it the best in the industry. Then your site will grow. And while you're at it...moderation is going downhill too. Personal attacks are increasing and moderators mod them up as "interesting". The comments section is one of the main features of slashdot, but they are becoming less enjoyable to read.

    2. Re:What I think by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The only thing I asked of Slashdot is to give us an interesting topic to discuss, and they've been doing that less and less lately. I couldn't even push myself to finish reading the boring, buzzword-riddled headlines on SlashBI.

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  30. Why would I go elsewhere? by hmmm · · Score: 1

    Why would I go to another site, when the greatest source I've ever found for an exchange of real world technical opinions on enterprise IT is found right here? I might as well be reading one of the industry magazines if I wanted PR blurb.

  31. Stopped reading at "Slashdot is growing" by briglass · · Score: 2

    Clearly false... lurking since 1998

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  32. loss of focus by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Instead of doing more stuff, how about doing the stuff you should be doing better?

    There have been complaints about the editing and story selection - the core aspects of /. - for many years now. It may not be true, but this second side-project feels like confirmation that one of the reasons this has never been fixed is that you're simply trying to make more money with more stuff.

    I have taken a good look at this new offshot, and I can guarantee that it's the last look I have ever taken on it. I simply couldn't care less, even though I am the CEO of a small company, so I'm right there in your target audience.

    But I don't come to /. for "business intelligence" (more on that in a second) and I don't expect any from /. and I don't trust /. as a source of any. One of the reasons loops back to the beginning: If you are not doing an excellent job in your core business, why should I expect you to do a good job in an offshot project?

    As for "business intelligence" - that crap is a dime a dozen. If you want to enter the market, do something different. Like actual intelligence. The word largely means "information" these days, but it should mean more than that. A good intelligence source requires really good editing. And that is not exactly a strength of /.

    I hope this dies a quick death and you will learn that you need to make your core business brilliant before even thinking about doing anything else.

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    1. Re:loss of focus by EL_mal0 · · Score: 2

      I fully agree. They have even screwed up the key aspects of what makes /. great - the comments. It doesn't look like the discussion is moderated, instead you can "Like" a comment. I am not aware of any site where this leads to good, informative/insightful discussion. If you're going to use the "Slash" there, it really, really ought to behave, if not look like, Slashdot. Otherwise, why bother?

    2. Re:loss of focus by rb12345 · · Score: 2

      I wondered about this as well. We have a perfectly good mod/meta-mod system on traditional Slashdot that is a lot more flexible than Facebook-style "Like". Why not use it? A "+n likes" button tells you a lot less about why a comment is good or bad than "4, Informative" or "-1, Redundant", too, which you would think would be essential for SlashBI to work well.

      I may be odd though, since I miss being able to mod Facebook posts Troll, Funny or Insightful, too...

  33. April^H^H^H^H^H May Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Was this posted a month too late? Please?

  34. SlashPHB by TheSpoom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Quick-hit tech items... check.
    No context... check.
    Lots of buzzwords... check.
    Lots of random, cool-looking stock photography having nothing to do with the stories... check.

    Why not just call this SlashPHB and be done with it?

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    1. Re:SlashPHB by Jessified · · Score: 3, Funny

      May Fools on you!!!

      Why wait a whole year? Gags now on the first of every month!

    2. Re:SlashPHB by million_monkeys · · Score: 1

      SlashPHB and be done with it?

      I'm gonna guess that the people who dreamed up SlashBI don't understand the PHB reference.

    3. Re:SlashPHB by zidium · · Score: 1

      They had to use a free web template! You know! The Budget!

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    4. Re:SlashPHB by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Informative

      By the way, if anyone's looking for an alternative site with a good community, check Hacker News. I've been reading it a lot more recently. It's not quite the same thing as Slashdot (less generic / IT geek, more startup / entrepreneur geek) but it's a decent addition or substitute, if it comes to that.

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    5. Re:SlashPHB by godefroi · · Score: 1

      Checked it out: first link was directly to a video (I think?) that didn't play, second link was dead, no summaries, no context. Nothing to see here, move along.

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    6. Re:SlashPHB by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      That would be a much better name, it describes the site perfectly. When I first saw SlashBI I thought it would be a bisexual dating site. What else could I think?

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  35. ooh goodie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Some clever dickens has decided that nerds need to take more of interest in business... Jolly good. Absolutely. We spend all bloody day trying to give a sh*t about whatever cock-eyed scheme the businesses we work for are concocting to wring yet another dollar out of people who usually don't deserve it, and now we're going to pollute one of those precious little places were we can come to just be nerdy, for interest and fun, with more of the same tripe we deal with all day?

    And BI? Of all things?

    2 week strike slashdot - I'll be back in 2 weeks, if this hasn't gone away, I'll take my page views elsewhere.

  36. Doesn't ring true by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No matter what your background, chances are good you’ll find something of interest here

    If you really believe that then why does it need a separate site? You could just post it on Slashdot with everything else.

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    1. Re:Doesn't ring true by toriver · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is for the PHBs and they would not want to see anything directed at "resources", like that slash... dot... net... thingy... is.

  37. Late April fool's joke? by OttoM · · Score: 0

    Dunno if I should laugh or cry

  38. Someone has to say it. by theswimmingbird · · Score: 0

    lol

  39. Good idea, bad execution by hessian · · Score: 2

    Instead of trying to make add-ons to Slashdot, or other slashdots, expand the categories available for article posting and let us filter them by what we want to see.

    The frontpage is already populated with stuff that's far from "news for nerds," and most of us like it that way. Just make /. the news aggregator for people with IQs higher than their sock sizes (as opposed to Fark, Digg, Reddit, StumbleUpon, etc.)

    Personally I enjoy the mix that Slashdot brings out. It's anything a nerd/geek would find interesting and want to hack on. Even if that's in the world of economics, big data, academia or inter-species love.

  40. Now I'm Slash BI-curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Queer eye for the tech guy.

    Verifier: "retrains" I don't like where that is "head"-ing....

  41. No Credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, I'm your target market here, I'm always looking for BI sources for things but frankly, you can't maintain the quality of submissions with basic editing, I'm not about to take heed or put much faith in anything you push down your channel.

  42. Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the things I like about slashdot is the single column template (with all the content in one column). The new template looks like it was designed to make it as hard as possible to find the useful information on the page.

    1. Re:Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is designed to hide that there is no useful information at all.

  43. Transcript by QuasiSteve · · Score: 4, Informative

    Title: Slashdot's SlashBI: All Your Busines Intelligence Info in One Place
    Description: SlashBI is a new site for the latest in business intelligence news and analysis, created each day by the industry's top experts, and produced by Slashdot.

    00:00) <TITLE>
    A small picture of "Nick Kowalski - Senior Editor, Geeknet" appears over a screenshot of the Slashdot website featuring the "Bitcoin Mining Startup gets $500k in Venture Capital" story which slowly zooms out.

    00:00) Nick>
    Slashdot is growing.
    We have exciting new sites in the works.

    00:04) <TITLE>
    The backdrop changes to that of a blurred view of the SlashBI page, that slowly becomes sharper, featuring the post "B.I. Analysts: Start with the Right Questions, Then Use Tools".

    00:04) Nick>
    The first one, SlashBI, focuses on the fast-changing world of Business Intelligence.

    00:11) <TITLE>
    The view changes to that of a post with a tree graph from the "Smartphones, tablets and other mobile devices are driving the need for more storage." article.

    00:11) Nick>
    Its articles and opinion pieces, which are created by a mix of technologists and experts, field everything from BI fundamentals for businesses [...]

    00:18) <TITLE>
    The view changes to the "Choosing a Database That's Right for Your Business" post.

    00:18) Nick>
    [...] to choosing the right database.

    00:20) <TITLE>
    The view changes to an interview video.

    00:20) Nick>
    SlashBI will also feature videos of developers and other notable figures in BI.

    00:25) <TITLE>
    The view changes to that of the "Salesforce EVP Byron Sebastian: Platform-as-a-Service Here to Stay" post.

    00:25) Nick>
    More companies than ever are relying on Business Intelligence apps that collect and analyze data.

    00:32) <TITLE>
    The view changes to a screenshot of another article listing a few BI mobile apps.

    00:32) Nick>
    With this information in hand, executives can make more informed choices [...]

    00:35) <TITLE>
    The view changes to that of an overview of several SlashBI posts.

    00:35) Nick>
    [...] about everything from marketing and sales to production.

    00:37) <TITLE>
    The view changes to that of several styles of BI analysis graphs

    00:37) Nick>
    Rapidly growing areas of Business Intelligence include predictive analytics, datamining and performance management.

    00:44) <TITLE>
    The view changes to a still of, identified by caption, "Crawford Del Prete - Executive Vice President, WW Research Products - IDC" as it fades to a graph with a generally upward trend.

    00:44) Nick>
    Research from IDC predicts the big data market will grow from $3.2B in 2010 to $16.9B in 2013.

    00:55) <TITLE>
    The view changes to that of a car with a through-hood turbocharger with its engine shown.

    00:55) Nick>
    That's more than enough information growth to supercharge the BI sector.

    00:58) <TITLE>
    The view changes to an overview of SlashBI posts scrolling past.

    00:58) Nick>
    SlashBI's news stream will keep up-to-the-minute track of the latest acquisitions and software releases, [...]

    01:05) <TITLE>
    The view changes to that of the "Death of the Salesmen: The Geeks Did It" op-ed post.

    01:05) Nick>
    [...] while its analysts and pundits offer a big picture view of the action.

    01:08) <TITLE>
    The view changes to that of a stylized head shown in profile with various technical elements within, and the text "Business Intelligence - http://slashdot.org/topic/bi" overlaid on it.

    01:08) Nick>
    So, all the intelligence you'll need on Business Intelligence.

  44. No background-color defined by amaupin · · Score: 4, Informative

    You haven't defined a background-color for the body element, so it defaults to transparent. That means users will see whatever color they've told their web browser to default to as a background-color. No doubt you meant the site to have a white background, but you need to specify it. Browsing with an off-white color as my default, SlashBI looks pretty bad...

    Rookie css mistake that is embarassingly common.

    1. Re:No background-color defined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and I've set my fonts to default Comic Sans 72px. I really need websites to SPECIFY the font, or else it's unreadable!
      What would you change your default background color for? It screws up every website with transparency, and has no advantages. If you wanna see every website with a yellow background, then that's what you get with slashBI. At your service.

      Seriously. Defaults are there to remain default, unless you are an ignorant user.

    2. Re:No background-color defined by bananaquackmoo · · Score: 1

      No he has a point. Good web design takes as many possible outcomes into mind as feasible. Adding a background color takes about half of a second and is webDesign101 material.

    3. Re:No background-color defined by keytoe · · Score: 1

      Good web design takes as many possible outcomes into mind as feasible.

      In the more general sense; if your design depends on a specific attribute being set, you should specify it and not rely on a default value while crossing your fingers.

    4. Re:No background-color defined by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Defaults are there to remain default, unless you are an ignorant user.

      You don't happen to be a Gnome 3 developer, by chance?

    5. Re:No background-color defined by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Good web design means using defaults and allowing users to override them. The OP set his default background to a certain color, and yet now he complains when he sees that color? No, sorry, that's your fault -- I mean, not fault, credit. It's your credit that you get to choose your own background color. Same with fonts. If you love comic sans, then use that as your default font and you'll see it often. Why would it be "good design" for a web author to try to override your defaults?

    6. Re:No background-color defined by amaupin · · Score: 1

      You miss my point. I'm not complaining because I see my default background color. I'm pointing out that the CSS in question specifies font colors, faces, and other style elements while omitting body background-color. Yet the elements which are styled rely on a light gray or white body background.

      If any background color were to suit the design, this would not be an issue. But that is not the case so this is an omission and mistake.

    7. Re:No background-color defined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my screaming pink thankyouverymuch

    8. Re:No background-color defined by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I see. So you are saying that if font color is specified, then background color is a necessary corollary setting. I can see that, but still, if people override defaults, then I think it's hard to blame anyone else when they see their own chosen settings. Does your browser allow you to override font colors too? If so, then that may be the best solution here: you yourself overrode one default, without overriding the other.

      Most web designers, quite understandably define every little thing. Some people like you (and maybe me) think that's a good idea, but some people would prefer to set their own preferences and have them respected.

      Whatevs. It could go either way. I don't agree that it is an embarrassing rookie mistake.

    9. Re:No background-color defined by amaupin · · Score: 1

      I didn't override the page's body background-color. No background-color was specified for me to override in any case.

      I set a default color. Since no color was specified in the design my default was used.

  45. No Focus..... by who_stole_my_kidneys · · Score: 1

    It looks like you just added articles with the words Business Intelligence or B.I. to the page. I need a way to filter, to get articles that are pertinent to ME.

  46. So long by Tastecicles · · Score: 2

    and thanks for all the fish.

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  47. If I were Slashdot by blind+biker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I were in charge of Slashdot, I'd rather concentrate on improving the quality of the posts - the summaries are eye-bleedingly horrid in every aspect. The only reason anyone ever comes to /. is the quality of some of the replies in the thread. That is, it's the readership that makes Slashdot valuable.

    Piss off your readership, and you pissed away Slashdot - since the quality of the content is otherwise rubbish.

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  48. Am I the only... by IrquiM · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...slashdotter which works with BI and find this interesting?

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    1. Re:Am I the only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you aren't. Have to agree though, was surprised to see it here. Something I would expect on Infoworld not Slashdot.

    2. Re:Am I the only... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      It should be relevant to me, but as others have stated, I would not trust /. for this type of information. It seems like too much of a distraction rather than building it up from within the main site. There is a reason slashvertisements are viewed as they are, even though some of them are remotely useful.

    3. Re:Am I the only... by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      Ahh, so there are at least two of you! I for one wish you the best of luck in your quest to....uhmm, what is it you are seeking to accomplish by the way?

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    4. Re:Am I the only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my company works with BI .... women all the time, we host pron servers :)

    5. Re:Am I the only... by tehcyder · · Score: 0

      ...slashdotter which works with BI and find this interesting?

      Are you an AI or robot or something?

      Slashdotters are human beings, not numbers, however much the Singularity freaks would prefer otherwise.

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  49. Editors, my ass by tibit · · Score: 1

    Dear Slashdot Editors,

    Please spend some time getting intimate with a writing course. Such as this one by prof. Armstrong. Come back when you'll have a clue.

    Sincerely,
    tibit

    PS. Prof. Armstrong is geeky. She is quite rational and measured in her speech, even if that means many /. "articles" would make her barf.

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  50. Flash Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I understand on AllthingsD maybe, but here?

  51. Spinal Tap Mark III Jazz Oddessy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I hope you like our new direction....

  52. Oh man, I missed the slide show! by drafalski · · Score: 1

    This page is having a slideshow that uses Javascript. Your browser either doesn't support Javascript or you have it turned off. To see this page as it is meant to appear please use a Javascript enabled browser.

  53. So when... by J'raxis · · Score: 1

    ...are you going to take the five minutes to code in support for this thirteen-year-old technology? Or do you think âoebugs like thisâ(TM) are acceptable on a purportedly professional-looking website?

  54. Nigh-on ten years. by ledow · · Score: 2

    Nearly ten years ago, I joined this site. I have quite a low ID by the standards of most of the comments I see on articles now, so maybe I've just been here long and aren't in touch with "nerds" any more.

    I don't know a single "nerd" who has an iota of interest in "business intelligence". I'm not even sure I could tell you what it is, short of a poxy management fad that I hope never to have to deal with.

    And if you're no longer "news for nerds", I don't think I'll bother to come back. Seriously. That's not why I signed up, not why I look at the site and not why I paid to get rid of the advertising all those years ago.

    SlashTV was your first hint of what you were doing wrong. Enforcing change without consultation and without listening to your readership. But, hell, you did it anyway, and then tried to apologise for doing it (when it would have taken seconds to get rid of it). Now this crap.

    Sorry, a few month's ago, I vowed to minimise my visits to this site to only those articles I have a direct interest in and cannot find elsewhere. As it turned out, that would have left me no reason to come here but I did so out of nostalgia. But now? Business-crap? Really?

    There's needing to pay the bills and there's selling out your readers. This is the latter. I have no interest in it. Purely out of a profound sense of nostalgia and fondness for what this site used to be, I may pop back to see if you've realised your mistake and got back to the core of your readership, but the chances seem slim now.

    Until then, ta ta. Enjoy your "business intelligence" site and crappy videos. I think that The Reg will be my next refuge, but Slashdot has been invaded by big business far too much, trying to monetise what they know rather than what's here.

    1. Re:Nigh-on ten years. by horza · · Score: 2

      Heh you think that's bad you should try reading the articles. I only got as far as the choosing a database one. Apparently the guy that uses Postgres thinks people should use Postgres but the guy that uses MSQL thinks you should use MSQL. Oh and apparently there is database called MySQL. There is no comparison between them, mention of features, or in fact anything you would expect to find in an article on a tech site. The article reminds me of those churned out by Indian freelancers who write copy for search engines.

      Think of the site as an unfunny The Reg, or Techdirt without the comments. The word 'pathetic' best sums things up.

      Phillip.

  55. Re:2014: The End of the End by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Accentuate the inevitable!

    When will /. have a site for its retired members and what will it be called.

    Association of Retired Slashed Utterers
    (ARS/.Rrs)

  56. SlashBI? by Bieeanda · · Score: 0
    That isn't the name of a website, it's a fanfiction category.

    Also, that giant flash video that goes where the text should be is making me so glad that I have NoScript installed.

  57. Why the Hate? by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 2

    Seriously, everyone needs a shot of Bailey's (or if you're like me, Amaretto) in their coffee. First off, Slashdot is (part of) a business - they're here to make money. They're showing you a new offering they have in case you are interested. Accept it, move on. Secondly, NOBODY is forcing you to read SlashBI. If it's not a story which interests you, DON'T READ IT.

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    1. Re:Why the Hate? by eddy+the+lip · · Score: 1

      Seriously, everyone needs a shot of Bailey's (or if you're like me, Amaretto) in their coffee.

      Well, that's your first problem. If you had said "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster", I would think you might understand.

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      This is the voice of World Control. I bring you Peace.

    2. Re:Why the Hate? by jesseck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The hate is here because this is insulting. We're not hear to get sold products, for the same reason many of us don't window shop at Best Buy or Radio Shack- the sales staff will push a phone plan or the most expensive, unnecessary tech crap. I don't read most of the articles posted, anyways, because the comments seem to have more content about the subject. Just like this one- I can read the headline and summary, and by reading the comments I now know not to follow the link. If I have to get hammered in order to stomach a site full of crap, I would find something better to do (like get hammered and browse more entertaining sites).

      The concept of a "nerd" is going away- now, people who are "good at computers" get the title. They don't hack and tinker in life. This BI crap is the same- it's for people who went to business school and are "good with computers", and ended up a suit somewhere. SlashBI is not for nerds. Its for the bosses of nerds. For those of us who stay true to our roots, and do things, don't need SlashBI. "Geeknet" is failing at this /. thing.

    3. Re:Why the Hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hate comes from the people running /. not bothering to fix the numerous issues with /. while creating and pushing this trash that has absolutely nothing to do with /.'s demographic

    4. Re:Why the Hate? by virgnarus · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't SlashBI. The problem is why SlashBI exists.

    5. Re:Why the Hate? by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      It's not really hate, people just don't understand that samzenpus is having a laugh at their expense is all.

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    6. Re:Why the Hate? by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is what I need AFTER work....

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    7. Re:Why the Hate? by eddy+the+lip · · Score: 1

      Ah, a man of taste and careful consideration!

      Which just makes me wonder why you're here :)

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      This is the voice of World Control. I bring you Peace.

    8. Re:Why the Hate? by bananaquackmoo · · Score: 1

      You say that, but the resources have to come from somewhere, and that means they are being spent on SlashBI instead of Slashdot Classic.

    9. Re:Why the Hate? by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      I've seen this sort of thing happening before, on airliners.net. The owner sold the whole thing to Demand Media and dropped off the face of the earth. "We love aviation, here's a few token videos"... and a totally horked migration, and when they should have been fixing that they instead found time to slip IntelliTXT ads into the forums. The community's shot, the real experts have moved on leaving 13-year-old airline pilots and CEOs behind. I left and helped set up an alternative.

      I really don't want Slashdot to go the same way, but the writing is on the wall.

      Good call on the Bailey's, though :)

    10. Re:Why the Hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I wanted information about how to run a big business, I'd go to a source of information specializing in that. Or take various courses dedicated to that.

      As it stands on Slashdot, they're ignoring all of the problems that EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN PERSON shouts (with the exception of you it seems) every single time something comes up asking if we like something new and shiny, proceed to push through the shit that EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN PERSON says is stupid and doesn't belong here, and continues to blatantly ignore the years-long problems that everyone is saying to fix.

      So I will take half of your suggestion. I will move on, but there's no way I will accept it.

      Slashdot: pulling a 'Nintendo', with the motto of "fuck our core, loyal audience... we stumbled across something that idiots are eating up like candy, so we've gotta milk the living piss out of it, come hell or high water".

    11. Re:Why the Hate? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Seriously, everyone needs a shot of Bailey's (or if you're like me, Amaretto) in their coffee.

      Now I understand why everyone on slashdot seems to drink so much coffee and why they're so cranky if they haven't had enough.

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  58. That site is not /. by EL_mal0 · · Score: 2

    That site should have nothing to do with the /. name. The community of (more or less) like minded people is what has made this site special since its inception. "News For Nerds". That important little slogan disappeared from the banner at the top of the page early last year. Now this business improvement blog is aimed at helping executives make important decisions. It says so right in that poorly done video. That doesn't sound like /. to me.

    I, like many others who post here have noticed the decline in the quality of both stories and comments over the last 8 or so years I've been coming here. Most of this hasn't been the site's fault. But with /.TV (which has a HUGE icon up on the top line, ever noticed?) and this B.I. site, the discussion appears to be less important. I don't even see an obvious way to join a discussion on the TV site.

    I guess this is a long way of saying that I think this is a bad idea. You're changing the mission of the site, maybe in order to broaden your audience, but I think it will just end up alienating the loyal audience that has been around for a long time.

    1. Re:That site is not /. by EL_mal0 · · Score: 1

      And that name is just awful!

  59. I wonder by Nonus · · Score: 1

    Normally, i mostly only read the comment section of each headline/story because i find it refreshing not having to decompile the OP's story just to get to the core of the story, for example: "Experts say that the Windows 8 is hard to use blah blah blah blah" rather in the comments just plain and simple: "Windows 8 is like Vista". Sure i tried Windows 8 preview just like any other release of an OS, i built my own opinions and then went to slashdot to see what more experienced people than me thought about it. So i ask you this, Where does one since Slashdot is a sell-out and the members plan to leave?

  60. Oh Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your ship of fail has come in to port!

    It's got that musty odor of desperation though...

  61. Ugh by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

    Oh look, a SlashdotBM.

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  62. SlashBi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what about the Gays, Lesbians, and Transgendered?

  63. Can't comment either by drafalski · · Score: 1

    Even though it is a "slashdot page" and shows me logged in on top, the comment system is different and I can't comment unless I allow javascript from livefyre.com and fyre.co?

  64. Slashdot is dying, netcraft confirms it... by BlueBlade · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well folks, that's it, the beginning of the end. Instead of making sure the site stays attractive to hardcore geeks, the people who are managing slashdot are diluting its value by doing some blatant marketing pushes.

    I've been reading slashdot daily for what, 8 years now? Between the stupid "vlog" and all the latest attempts at being something it should not be, I think I'm going to be done with this site soon.

    Slashdot has always done only a few things, but these core qualities were done extremely well, making this site interesting for people like me.

    1. Keep the signal to noise ratio high. The moderation system has worked well to keep the SN ratio relatively high. Browsing at +2, when not moderating, keeps the discussion fairly clean and interesting. It's degraded a bit over the years, but I feel this is still slashdot's strongest point. Compared to sites like digg and reddit, slashdot discussions are mostly sane, polite and flame-free.

    2. By the virtue of point 1 above and being a site targeted at hardcore geeks, you often get to speak with people involved in the stories first-hand. Over the years, I read and participated in threads with some very smart, interesting people. On stories about solar powered car competitions, we had the participants pitch in. On stories about new wireless chips, we sometimes had the engineers who designed it comment. On stories about Star Trek, you had Wil Wheaton giving behind-the-scenes stories. This was possible because slashdot was a site where geeks felt comfortable having discussions. Over the last few years, slashdot has been slowly losing this quality.

    3. Clean, clutter-free interface that doesn't attempt to be anything else than a good place to discuss news stories of interest to geeks. Geeks like function over fluff and slashdot delivers. It doesn't need to be ugly, just functional and not distracting. All the crap you've been adding to the site of late is detracting from this. Things like the stupid videos or the "pulse" poll; blatant advertising barely disguised as something else.

    This is just one geek's opinion, but slashdot is slowly going in the wrong direction. I know that if you keep this up you're going to lose me as a reader, and I have the feeling I'm far from the only one.

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    1. Re:Slashdot is dying, netcraft confirms it... by EL_mal0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I kind of get the feeling that this sort of shift has been in the works for a while. The tag line "News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters" has been missing from the banner at the top of the page since early last year. Yeah, it still shows up at the top of your browser on the main page, but if you're using Chrome, like many, many people do these days, you don't get to see that; you don't see the mission statement of the site for most of the past 15 years. I think that's telling.

      As you say, they're going in the wrong direction, and I get the feeling they don't think that's a bad thing.

    2. Re:Slashdot is dying, netcraft confirms it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't need to be ugly, just functional and not distracting

      That sounds like a cool site, what's it called?

  65. This explains why Taco left... by tekrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Chances are, this was discussed in the boardroom, and Rob Malda suddenly came to realize what 'selling out' really meant.

    Slashdot is owned by a conglomerate that just wants to make money -- and for a while, Rob had some creative freedom, but that time has long past.

    I notice that all these changes (slashdot TV, for example) came *after* Taco left, but something tells me these plans were on the whiteboard well before the retirement happened.

    Slashdot is just a name now. In the early days of the web (1995 to 2002), slashdot was a big deal, but the unfortunate reality is, they are losing money compared to say Chezbuger.org or whoever owns lolcats.

    The sad reality is that pictures of fat people in walmart generates more ad revenue than a "news for nerds" website.

    And this is why Taco left. Facebook is king, and Slashdot isn't. The web has changed. It's not the place it used to be. Now it's about Facebook and Google. They make the rules. And now you have to play by those rules or die.

    For me, more and more every day, the internet is over. It's become corrupted by corporate greed. Time to find something new to play with.

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    1. Re:This explains why Taco left... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ran into Taco at a con about a month after he retired. He told me that he left because he was sick of holding back the floodgates.

    2. Re:This explains why Taco left... by TheSpoom · · Score: 2

      I ran into Taco at a con about a month after he retired. He told me that he left because he was sick of holding back the floodgates.

      If this is true, why didn't he fire timothy, samzenpus, and the others that were pushing for this sort of expansion and make it his blog again? Did he lose control once it became a part of Geeknet?

      I am 100% certain there are members of the community that would do a much better job than some of the current editors.

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  66. Business Intelligence is to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Intelligence as Military Intelligence is to
    Military Music is to Music...

    There's a customer born every minute.

  67. 0 comments 0 people listening by burleywinz · · Score: 1

    . . . sums it up pretty good I think.

  68. porn? by tekrat · · Score: 0

    Actually, porn would be news that matters to nerds.

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    1. Re:porn? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have to say it would be important news if there was yet another porn site on the internet.

      It's one of the few areas where the internet has really disappointed me. You'd expect there to be at least a couple of dozen adult fine art sites, but no, it's just the same old boring "big three". And with their near monopoly it's not surprising that my quarterly subscription fees remain so high.

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  69. Still doesn't work for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    XP, Firefox, Flash 11.1.602.... yet these videos still don't work for me. I just get an empty black rectangle devoid of ideas, talent, production values or indeed, anything at all.

    Or is that what I'm supposed to be seeing???

  70. slashdot is not growing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol. I come back to slashdot to see how much worse its gotten..... I'm sad to see its gotten much much worse.

    slashdot is not growing. if it is, its because they're growing the organization out of sheer will, and not in response to increased readership or relevance. this site has been in a nosedive since cmdr taco left, everyone recognizes it, and outside of losers like BMO and other people with a dog in the race (ie mental illness or an attachment to a low slashdot user # (how big of a loser can you be?)), people who care about info tech and the like go to one of the million other sites with less obvious mod/reader bias, without legions of troll-users waiting to shout SHILL at anyone speaking in support of anything non-GPL, and without the idiotic popularity-contest moderation system that allows a small group of assholes to completely quash worthwhile and intelligent contribution via downmodding/flagging.

    its become a self perpetuating circle jerk, and its fucking pathetic.

  71. Coming soon ... by sirdude · · Score: 1

    SlashBO - an in-depth analysis of the relationship between progressive anosmia and the intelligence quotients of the subjects quarantined within GeekNet.

    1. Re:Coming soon ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Needs more buzzwords. Maybe throw in 'synergy' next time, or whatever the buzzword of the day is.

  72. Listen to your readership by mu51c10rd · · Score: 1

    Judging by the comments on this, I notice all the longer term Slashdotters are coming out of the woodwork against this. I think many of these recent changes are worthless too, and add no value. The stories are becoming more political and less geeky, and the new addons are useless and do attract me to the site at all. I've been coming here since the late 90's as well, and if this continues, the site will lose me too. Slashdot needs to get to get back to its roots...now get off our lawns and fix the site.

    1. Re:Listen to your readership by buserror · · Score: 1

      Amen to this. I also notice that a lot of the "stories" are either deliberate plants, or are fed in by commercial interest into a clueless editorship.

      So yes, I also have been mostly lurking, reading the RSS headlines and sometime clicking, I haven't commented in years!

      But really, "BI" ? What a frigging joke, with the canned stock photography of suits weaving their mobile phone around.

  73. The "B" in BI stands for... by bziman · · Score: 1

    The "B" in BI stands for "bullshit that drives away nerds". If we want business news, we'll go to WSJ or... hell I'm so uninterested in business news, I can't actually NAME another source for it. Your readers are nerds, they like robots and programming and Linux and video games and kinetic sculpture. We don't care about products and ROI and ... BULLSHIT. What the hell? Even goatse is better than this!

  74. SlashThrust, ,,, by toriver · · Score: 1

    ... a site about fencing, is next.

  75. FAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Through all the ownership changes, etc. over the 14 years I've read /., this is the first time I've had a real panic over the fate of the site. For now, I'll just try to ignore the existence of /PHB but meanwhile that's the hole that management is throwing time, money and energy into until it fails (hopefully quickly and quietly, most likely not), at which point losses will need to be recouped from the unprofitable "news for nerds" division that keeps writing about free software. Who's going to pay to advertise software that's free?

    Best case scenario: Silicon Valley billionaire needs his geek news fix, buys out /. to save it before it's too late. Maybe Bill Gates is secretly a slashdot reader? That would actually be preferable to current management.

    1. Re:FAIL by basscomm · · Score: 1

      Through all the ownership changes, etc. over the 14 years I've read /., this is the first time I've had a real panic over the fate of the site.

      If this is the first time you've had panic over the fate of the site, you haven't been paying attention. At the very least, the departure of the site's founder should have been a giant red flag. But, sadly, this is another milestone in the slow, steady decline of Slashdot.

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    2. Re:FAIL by Teancum · · Score: 1

      John Carmack does post here from time to time, as does Wil Wheton and a few other "famous" geeks. I wouldn't completely dismiss out of hand this idea, but it would need to seriously go into the toilet before that happens.

      More likely a "Slashdot Foundation" would be set up more akin to the Free Software Foundation or Wikimedia Foundation that would take over Slashdot as a non-profit charity. I would even be willing to contribute to Kickstarter for getting something like that going if the goal was simply to get Slashdot out of Andover.net.

      Obviously something like this shows that the Slashdot brand is now meaningless to Andover/Geeknet (or whatever they want to call themselves now).

  76. Still no Unicode Support... by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

    Seriously, it's 2012 and slashdot of all sites isn't up to this technological marvel known as characters sets.

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    1. Re:Still no Unicode Support... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give em a break! The site's only been live since, what, 1997?

  77. And so begins the dilution of Slashdot. by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Two words: InfoWorld. If I wanted that, I would go there, not here.

    Actually, I do. More to IW now, since /. is becoming a clone. Next thing you know /. will have columnists.

    You can have that idea for free. No strings attached. And no visitors, perhaps, either.

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    1. Re:And so begins the dilution of Slashdot. by Megane · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know /. will have columnists.

      Does this mean they're going to bring back Jon Katz?

      I, for one, do not welcome our new Bi-Slashual overlords.

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  78. Horrible, utterly horrible by Elegor · · Score: 1

    I got an awful sinking feeling on reading the post, but that didn't prepare me for the spewed-up-from-the-1990's mess of a website that greeted my nervous click on the SlashBI link. Who designed this shite? Who wrote the dry-as-dust articles? Who proof-read them??? What the hell are Slashdot thinking?

    This couldn't be further away from what I imagine Slashdot to represent. Hopefully it will turn out to be a sick joke.

  79. My go-to site for crappy Web 2.0 clipart by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 2

    This is now my go-to site for crappy Web 2.0 clipart.

    Bookmarked!

    1. Re:My go-to site for crappy Web 2.0 clipart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well said !

    2. Re:My go-to site for crappy Web 2.0 clipart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crappy old-school 2.0 look plus the bi site layout is fucked-up with noscript + adblock on firefox. sites like that, or that cannot be navigated with my client setup, never get a repeat view by me

  80. Listen to your readers, not your accountants by tedgyz · · Score: 1

    I will add to the litany of long-term /. readers that are horrified by this feeble attempt to expand /. You are trying to squeeze blood from a stone and targeting the very thing that /. has always avoided.

    When the content and polls on this site are directed by marketing trolls fueled by bean counting business types it is time to say goodbye.

    Consider yourself warned. Bank of America realized their foolishness and changed before it was too late.

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  81. SlashMarketing Next? by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

    Really now, Business Intelligence is News for Nerds? No. No it's not. Next thing you'll be making SlashMarketing and filling the site with... MARKETERS, and if that's not a nightmare scenario for 99% of your present users, I don't know what is.

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  82. So, it really is an "I", not an "L"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, leaving the sans-serif font issue aside, they actually could have saved a lot of confusion by calling it "Business Logic" instead of "Business Intelligence".

  83. Long time user -logging out- by Sir_Kurt · · Score: 1

    I can't even remember when I started reading Slashdot, but I associate it with my discovery of Linux in the mid/late 90's. I think I found it while surfing around after figuring out how to get my modem to connect using redhat 4.2 . Or maybe it was while I still ran an OS/2 box and found Slashdot while looking at the RC5 teams. Took a while before I finally signed up.

    Anyway, I have really enjoyed the stories and discussions until recently. Been thinking about moving on. This latest expansion to whatever-bi just confirms my thinking. Must be a better News for Nerds out there. Guess I'll go take a look.

    bye

    Kurt

    1. Re:Long time user -logging out- by epdp14 · · Score: 1

      Must be a better News for Nerds out there. Guess I'll go take a look.

      Seriously. Does anyone have suggestions? I've been on /. so long (not as long as the OP, but still) I don't even know where else to look for News for Nerds. /.bicurious is the last straw for many of us.

    2. Re:Long time user -logging out- by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      May I suggest El Reg? They post a good mix of tech, science, and fun stories and I've been impressed with the quality of their message boards overall.

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  84. THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only reason anyone ever comes to /. is the quality of some of the replies in the thread. That is, it's the readership that makes Slashdot valuable.

    This. This, this, this ad infinitum. There's a reason that "nobody reads TFA" is a running gag here: because practically nobody does; because the articles are not what make Slashdot awesome. What does is the fact that on any given story, usually at least one expert in the field in question, or genuinely knowledgable person will chime in to tell us something Interesting and/or Insightful pertaining to the story. It cannot be stressed enough that this is why people are here, and why they keep coming back, despite invariably complaining about the quality of the summaries, the news- or nerd-worthiness of the stories, etc, etc, etc. I doubt that many people really give a damn about those issues, because they're fundamentally here to learn something from (or just be entertained by) their fellow readers.

    To be honest, I don't really care what changes you make to this site, just as long as you don't mess that aspect of it up (e.g., by alienating too many readers, or whatever). Because that is what Slashdot really is. If you can find a way to more efficiently monetize it without killing it, then fine. That's business. Just make sure you understand where the true value is (and has always been) on this site.

  85. could BI by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    Can BI have the goatse guy too? Because if so, then I might just go there. Just to watch, of course.

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  86. Thanks for all the fish by bulled · · Score: 1

    I never though I'd see the day when MBA's started to run /.
    Thanks for the good times, but I came here for the "News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters" not the buzzword-flinging, know-nothings that slide out of business school.

  87. Extinction of sales people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I am in favor of the extinction of salespeople and want to know what Slashdot can do to speed this up.

  88. I Couldn't Bring Myself to Look But... by twmcneil · · Score: 1

    It sounds all Enterprisy.

    That will go over well here.

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  89. Slashdot was only ever 25% about the news by oddRaisin · · Score: 2

    First off, the new site looks terrible and I'm not likely to read it. When I first browsed over that way I thought it was April 1st and they had sent me to The Onion or CNN; the layout looked that similar.

    That being said there are a lot of comments on here about how Slashdot has declined, and I disagree. There _are_ more stories each day which makes the geeky news seem less prominent, but you're always free to skip the articles you don't like! But the real reason I still read /. is because of the comments. The comments have _always_ been the greatest strength of the site. I often learn far more and see more alternate viewpoints about the topic being discussed in the comments than are covered in any article. As long as I keep getting that, I'll still be a /. reader.

    Finally, the new site is obviously aimed at non-geeks. Look at the new site as a possible new interface to educate people who aren't geeky but would like to be. SlashBi: The gateway drug to the tech world.

    tl;dr comments are Slashdot's real content, the news stories just point the way. Also the new site is ugly and probably not aimed at us.

  90. Nerds are bad at picking names by mapuche · · Score: 1

    SlashBI, really? at least please reconsider the name.

  91. SlashBYE by tero · · Score: 1

    Eh, that was just fucking horrible -

    Yet another generic, non-technical, heavily sposored, buzzword-laden site trying to sell me that "Big Data Amplifies Need for Self-Service Business Intelligence"-bullshit.

    The direction slashdot has been heading for a while has had me wondering more than once lately, but at least now I know I should take my pageviews somewhere else.

  92. Something that means more to the community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The average /.er doesn't care about BI. We care about things like our digital rights, free software, and cool technologies. If /. is going to create subsites to focus on an area, they should focus on one of these. After all: when was the last time you saw a story on BI?

  93. News -- where? Geek talk -- where? by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 1

    I've been coming to /. since about 2000. Yeah, I got news here; I've also had good discussions here.

    I've seen several people in this thread talking about how they come here rarely now, and get what they used to get here from other sources. My question: what are those other sources? There are lots of sci/tech news sites on the web, yes; but they all seem to me to tend towards the "enterprise IT" variety and not at all of the "news for nerds" variety. Where are you going to find out about the stuff you used to discover on /. ten years ago?

    And more importantly, where are you going to have the same discussions that used to take place on /.? Much of the interaction I had on Usenet in the 80s and 90s seemed to move to /.; I honestly don't know where it is now.

  94. I'm sorry, MichaelKristopeit ! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    You were right Michael Kristopeit,
    slashdot = stagnated .
    Hell, I think even he's already left...

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  95. So long, and thanks for all the fish by 7213 · · Score: 2

    Ok,

    W T F ?!?!?!

    Why are we segregating content, why the horrific site redesign apparently inspired by the gawker media atrocity from last year?

    I love this place, been here for over a decade, but this.... this....obvious shark jumping.

    I don't know if I'll be coming back, I do know that I've lost faith.

    Slashdot.org was a leader in the blog space, now they are desperately following. Be a leader again, not a follower.

    I'm out.

  96. Way to remove the tags on the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They apparently didn't like the wtf and troll tags addded to the story.

    Must've ended up breaking shit to get those removed from the story too.

    Way to run a functional site asshats! You got guru meditation 503 errors now!

    http://slashdot.org/tag/troll

    http://slashdot.org/tag/wtf

    captcha: contents, even your captcha system knows irony better than you.

  97. I do big data by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

    That site offended me. From the mass of stock photograghy, to the lack of content, that site was offensive. I was asked to check it out, but I sure won't be following that POS. It hurts to look at it. Someone should be looking for a new job for showing that to the public.

  98. Re:Here we go... so what do people read now? by k6mfw · · Score: 2

    I was at a pizza meeting with various Linux/software/techie/perl dev people and I mentioned about something I read on slashdot. They reacted, "What?!? People still reading slashdot?" So I asked what and where do "they" read now. I never got a straight answer, responses were mushy and only specific word I heard was reddit.

    OK, so this is a chicken-and-the-egg issue but what do real /. people go to these days? Can that be answered here if they all left?

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  99. stick a fork in it, it's done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it was the terrible Linux and OSS shills that did it for me a couple of years ago. I still check slashdot out occasionally, post a message like this as AC and never stick around to read any replies. Like the USENET it tried to imitate it wasn't very good for discussion and like I mentioned earlier the other half wasn't that much better.

    Yeah, stick a fork in it, it's done.

  100. Not as funny as OMG Ponies! by moderators_are_w*nke · · Score: 1

    But not far off...

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    1. Re:Not as funny as OMG Ponies! by moderators_are_w*nke · · Score: 1

      The story for OMGPonies is actually pretty similar come to look at it - http://slashdot.org/story/06/03/31/1644225/slashdot-design-changes-for-wider-appeal

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  101. Re:Here we go... so what do people read now? by Anrego · · Score: 1

    I said it in an earlier comment, so may be a bit redundant, but my experience is that there are lots of really good niche boards .. but I've yet to find any with the kind of diversity we have here.

    The big draw of slashdot is you have people from all kinds of backgrounds, age groups, and experiences discussing things at about the same level. It's a nice mixing pot for general nerdy discussion.

  102. this is what happens when neckbeards try marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent, bisexual slash fiction is just what today's tech site needs

  103. Unfortunately, it also smells. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other, lesser managements have B.O.

    Slashdot has B.I.

  104. Please stop by NighthawkFoo · · Score: 1

    This is crap. I mean that seriously - I've been here for over a decade, and this is the first time I'm actually concerned for the future of the site. Not in the way that it will "run out of funding and close", but in a way that all the readers who make /. what it is will vanish.

    Please stop what you're doing.

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  105. RIP old slashdot by shish · · Score: 2

    Old Slashdot

    Recent Slashdot

    New Slashdot

    So yeah. RIP, the slashdot that I once cared about :-(

    (That, and even the community has dropped in quality recently; witness how every ubuntu story is full of people who are too dumb to apt-get install a different WM to replace unity -_- Back in my day, customising your OS to fit your needs was the norm, nay, the entire point of using linux - people would be shunned away from the site for being noobs if they dare complain about how hard it is to compile their own desktop environment from source...)

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  106. Business "Intelligence"?? by saccade.com · · Score: 2

    What, you're sucking up to MBAs now? Taco! Come back...we need you!

  107. Wait... what? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    to the return of Leisure Suit Larry

    Link please.

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    1. Re:Wait... what? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      They're reviving it as a Kickstarter project.

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  108. Blog, Stock Photos, comments.. oh my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh dear, why oh why does it have to be a blog?
    You are really stretching the slashdot brand here, and it's showing.

    For some actual feedback:
    The actual article layout feels off and uninspired.
    What is up with the comment system, why is it different?
    What is up with the articles? Why are they amazingly uninteresting? (and i love IT+Business)

    The content seems vaguely similar to the stuff i get at tradeshow booths...

    I would love something dedicated to all things IT+Business (Analytics, BI, ERP, the buzzwords go on) with a geeky spinn on it, but this? Your energy could be better spent somewhere else.

  109. Things I would have preferred by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    SlashChat: Live chatroom for slashdotters
    SlashLolz: Geek-oriented humor section
    SlashForums: Typical forum except each discussion is threaded in the usual Slashdot style. Like journals but easier to see.
    BETTER EDITING AND STORY SELECTION

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  110. Content by sr180 · · Score: 1

    Has anyone read the crap on there? My first read was about selecting a Database for your business. Its a couple of pages of meaningless waffle. There's no real content - the author clearly has very little knowledge about databases, hasnt written anything meaningful or useful and Slashdot has ultimately published an article that will not be of any help to anyone.
    Plus is uses another whole new commenting system - so more issues and bugs to contend with.

    To agree with some of the above posters have mentioned, I for a long time have come to Slashdot not so much for the articles, but the comments on the articles. You could always guarantee that a number of world leading experts on the subject would be posting. Those days are sadly passing.

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  111. Aww... by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

    Man when I saw the headline I was really hoping for the slashdot bureau of investigation. Do it.

  112. Nope. by Sav1or · · Score: 1

    Just like anything else new and different, I don't like it.

  113. Alternative site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Question:

    Now that slashdot is no longer suitable for engineers to discuss technical topics, what are some good alternate sites? I've perused physicsforums (great for continuing information about Fukushima) and the comments section of xckd (lots of math folks there!) but haven't found a good hackish site. Any suggestions?

  114. Re:Here we go... so what do people read now? by nkh · · Score: 1

    http://news.ycombinator.com/ is what I registered on today. I also read the various programming subreddits.

  115. So long... by DragonHawk · · Score: 2

    Yet this is GeekNet's Jump The Shark moment, today, May 1, 2012, for anyone keeping track.

    I think you're right. I've been here a gawd-awful long time, and this latest abomination is by far the worst by several orders of magnitude.

    I keep hoping to see an "UPDATE: Suckers! We trolled you good!" appear in the summary, but I don't think that's going to happen.

    I wonder if the Romans felt this way as their empire declined and fell?

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    1. Re:So long... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the Romans felt this way as their empire declined and fell?

      Pretentious? Moi?

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  116. crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't even bother. unless you want this level of factuality: " Xen is an open-source suite of tools that includes VMWare’s flagship product, the Xen hypervisor. "
    If Commander Taco has left then I am not sure why we should stick around. Definitely not for this stuff.

  117. My comment was deleted! by NighthawkFoo · · Score: 1

    Wow...I'm not really sure what to say. I created a comment yesterday, and the message ID for it is no longer found. It didn't portray this new section in a positive light, so perhaps the powers that be removed it? If that's the case, slashdot has gotten a LOT worse than I previously imagined.

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    1. Re:My comment was deleted! by Unknown+Lamer · · Score: 1

      Not sure what's up, but checking your user comment page I see: this which appears to be the comment in question. We're still in the "never delete any comments" business at least.

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    2. Re:My comment was deleted! by NighthawkFoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah...it showed up a day or so after I posted it. Very strange - the db claimed that the comment UID was invalid for a while. Perhaps it was a transient problem. Sorry for being so acerbic, but I've felt the heavy hand of /. admins before. I made the mistake of replying to the "post of doom" many years ago, and I was banned from moderating (by Michael) for a looong time.

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  118. don't water it down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slash is about homo, not bi.

  119. For Once, I Agree with the Naysayers by DaKong · · Score: 1

    I defended /. when people slammed the video, because video is something that could add to the /. experience if done well; Nobody still does journalism in the English language except for the BBC, and /. could help step into that gap.

    But this BI thing? Naw, this is horribly off-mission, guys. No self-respecting geek would ever read this stuff. The buzzword itself creates a geek-repulsion field. And after more than a decade of CNET and its ilk why do /.'s publishers think they're going to lure away PHB's & MBAs to read the same kind of fluff on another site? PHB's and MBAs strongly dislike real geeks, and fear the things they know as "geek stuff." That's why they mainly read Fortune and Forbes and the WSJ because they like to fantasize about their stock options and only occasionally dip into CNET when they feel like being a little "edgy."

    Please, guys, don't keep going in this direction. Listen to what Tom said up-thread: refocus on being brilliant at /.'s core mission of being News for Nerds. The MBA's who are obviously driving this trend toward mission creep and dilution are going in exactly the wrong direction. You do not alienate your core audience, because they are a high-value audience. They are fully segmented and demographically, ie. relatively affluent males ages 18-45, are highly desireable. You can charge a much higher CPM for that than the opposite that the MBA's are driving you toward.

    So just in case any of said MBA's are reading this (which I doubt very much, because they're probably sitting on the shitter jacking off to their sheaf of the afore-mentioned stock options), then DO NOT KILL SLASHDOT. Go back to business school or go work for AIG or whatever you worthless sacks of crap do. (Sorry, fellow slashdotters, for the vitriol)

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  120. Slashdot Alternatives by DaKong · · Score: 1

    I have been reading Slashdot nearly every day since the late 90's, and I have deep feelings of nostalgia for the site. I truly hope they listen to what everyone is saying here and do a major course correction and get back on-mission.

    But I doubt the editors can make that happen because idiot MBA's are now clearly in charge and determined to drive this site off a cliff.

    It makes me deeply sad to say that, but I want to contribute something positive to the discussion about Slashdot alternatives. I don't know of any one site that is what Slashdot used to be, but I have in the last couple of years found the same creative energy represented at the Maker Faires. The work being done by MakerBot, Fab@Home, Adafruit, and all the many, many DIY'ers of all stripes out there is unbelievably cool and inspiring. I read /. and science news all the time, but when I visited the Maker Faire last Fall at the Queens Science Center I saw 7 different revolutions in the making that I wasn't even really aware of, and the one I had learned about at previous iterations of the Maker Faire, 3D printing, had grown by leaps and bounds.

    So maybe somewhere between Make Magazine, Thingiverse.com, and some of the others is where the next Slashdot could be born. What do you all think?

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  121. Unsub by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Damn, wish I'd looked through the details before deleting the message as "incomprehensible shit".

    Oh well, next one that arrives, I'll unsub.

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