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  1. Re:The internet as an educational medium. on Using WiFi to Bridge the Digital Divide · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Back in ancient times, people thought that television was going to be an educational panacea and lead to 100% literacy.

    Really. I'm not making this shit up!

  2. How did we let this happen? on Using WiFi to Bridge the Digital Divide · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I thought that the concept of "universal access", originally instated in the telecommunications act of 1928(?) mandated that rich city folk had to subsidize access to telecommunications (at the time telephone) for far flung rural areas that weren't economically feasible to service.

    And I thought that the 1996 telecommunications act renewed our government's support for this concept. Didn't they include internet service in the 1996 plan?!!
    I live in one of the more desirable suburbs of my city. But I am screwed as far as having any access to highspeed internet service. Even as a paying customer!

    WHY AREN'T WE ENFORCING THE LAWS WE HAVE ALREADY TO FIX THIS SITUATION?!!!

  3. Middle aged?!! on Microsoft At Middle Age · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hell, they're still running around like a two-year-old, grabbing everything and yelling "MINE!"

    God help us when they go through the teen years and start experimenting with drugs and plotting to kill us.

  4. Re:Mirror on Unreal History of the Atari 2600 · · Score: 1
    Hey, at least it's not from that guy that "sells" stuff on ebay to trick people into looking at him nude. I'm thinking of an incident and a shiney teakettle.

    Will someone please photoshop Phil Goatse into a picture of a mirro? thx!

  5. Oh, this is obvious beyond belief! on Unreal History of the Atari 2600 · · Score: 1
    Of course it's easy to plant false memories!

    Just look how many people can't see the fnords!

    And how many people have they convinced that they haven't been abducted by aliens?!!! Billions!

    (see sig.)

  6. All your revolution are been co-opted! on Citibank Tries to Hush ATM Crypto Vulnerability · · Score: 1
    Taylor Durden now works at CitiBank's ad agency?

    I guess he can be more effective in that position than slumming as a projectionist!

  7. That's rule #3 in the time traveler's handbook on Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self? · · Score: 1

    That's the reason why most time travellers get caught.

  8. I'd go back in time... on Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self? · · Score: 1
    and give YOUR twelve-year-old self the following advice : "Don't worry about catching anything, they'll have drugs to cure anything in five years!"

    BWAHAHAHAHA AHAHA AHAHAHAHA!

    and vote for Nader!

  9. THIS IS AMERICA, HOME OF THE LITIGIOUS! on Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self? · · Score: 4, Funny

    You should SUE girl A for not breaking up with you sooner!

  10. Re:Excuse me... on Mixing the Unmixable · · Score: 2, Funny
    "On an OT note...I ran out to pick up some rice and found Zebra brand basmati rice, which is:
    • ISO 9002 certified (How? Perhaps the company is compliant, but why is this on the bag?)
    • ANSI-RAB-QMS Accredited (Again, how does this apply to the rice?)
    • Exported by DATA CORPORATION of Pakistan (ah, ok, so the rice is a Data product..., I'm still confused..
    "

    Obviously you've intercepted a packet of bits from the Al-Queda internet! You'd better return it to the store and hope they don't notice that you took it!

  11. The gov't fucked this up from step one on FCC Abandons Linesharing, Kills DSL Competition · · Score: 1
    The gubbemint should've contracted the Bell system to build the infrastructure, and financed it by leasing it back to the phone company.
    Instead, they financed the construction by handing it off the phone company with a monopoly so that they could charge what they saw as fit. (Unless you're talking about rural areas or poor people...)

    The money to build this infrastructure did not come from any company or government. It came from the individuals that paid for service.

    Now we're in the situation where the phone company thinks because the built and maintained the system, that it belongs to them.

    Anything this important to society should be communally held, possibly by the government.

  12. Re:Solutions on FCC Abandons Linesharing, Kills DSL Competition · · Score: 1
    Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick!!!

    Does anyone remember back in the day, how people feared the all-powerful PHONE COMPANY?!!! (Go watch the movies "They Might Be Giants" and "Brazil" for a refresher...)

    Then in the 80's, they broke up the Bell System and deregulated things. And everybody breathed a sigh of relief that Adam Smith's hidden hand would rectify matters.

    Now the situation is starting to mirror how the breakup of the Soviet Union engendered SPECTRE!

    And who's looking out for the interests of citizens and consumers here?!! NOBODY.

    We need the equivalent of the "PC revolution" in the telecomm market. Hint: it's gonna be wireless.

  13. Billy G's big Innonovation... on VMware: Another Netscape? · · Score: 1
    I remember reading some golly gee computer history article that explained that: back in the day, with software being developed either by : a) microcomputer hobbiests, or b) acadamia, that Bill Gates big idea was that you could get people to pay for those ones and zeros, even though it cost nothing to copy them .

    And convince everybody else that, too!

  14. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Inside The Development of Windows NT · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I developed Windows NT once.

    The doctor gave me some salve that cleared it right up!

    (Good thing karma's busted, or I'd be headed for troll-land on this thread!)

  15. Re:Incremental build? on Inside The Development of Windows NT · · Score: 1
    Yes, but Microsoft has taught us that COMPUTERS CAN'T BE TRUSTED!

    So many people go to great lengths to minimize the possibility of some automated cock-up.

  16. Re:It lost its independence with 4.0 on Inside The Development of Windows NT · · Score: 1
    "They moved the graphics subsystem into the kern"

    "Windows doesn't look like a microkernel at all. And it's not at all portable, either. From what I understand, the Itanic port is giving them big headaches, and Intel is none-too-pleased about it. "

    HAHAHA! Stupid fuxx0rs!
    Write it right, THEN optimize!
    Do these guys even know what the hell they're doing?!!

    Sorry to sound like a typical M$ bashing post, but this doesn't speak too well for their competency.

  17. M$ story == take a free cheap shot! on Inside The Development of Windows NT · · Score: 1

    Yeah, both started with something good and wholesome, and ended up with something psycopathic and dangerous!!!!

  18. Re:Ummmm no... on Why Nerds Are Unpopular · · Score: 1
    "I am going to be graduating in 3 months "

    "Most of the people who are in the software engineer game for more than 10 years are code monkeys and are just highly skilled manual laborers. If you haven't moved on to better things by then, there's a good chance that you should be shitcanned."

    And you draw this gross generalization from your extensive experience in the field?

  19. Re:grrrr on Interesting Privacy Decision in New Hampshire · · Score: 1
    Hello,

    You don't know me (well, you might, you never can tell), I'm a crazed internet stalker.

    I pick my victims by reading slashdot everyday and looking for people who get "first post!".

    I'm sure you'll hear about me in the news someday -- everybody makes mistakes now and then! ;-)


    Until then,

    The first post stalker

  20. Re:Yellow Pages on Interesting Privacy Decision in New Hampshire · · Score: 1
    What?!! Do you live in "Soviet Russia"?!!

    Why would you want to list your number under a name guaranteed to get you daily calls from Bart and Lisa Simpson?

  21. True story: on Why Nerds Are Unpopular · · Score: 1
    When I was in junior high, I was stuffed into a locker by the daugher of the superintendent of schools (she's now principal at my old highschool) and a stoner/nerd.

    They tricked me into getting into the locker. No, really!

  22. I write this message to ask your assistance: on Why Nerds Are Unpopular · · Score: 1
    HELP! I'm stuffed in a locker!

    For the love of God, won't somebody please come and let me out?!!!

  23. Re:Idiocy prevails. on Dave Barry Answers Alert Slashdot Readers' Questions · · Score: 1

    That's Pulitzer Prize , not Pulitzer Moron , moron!

  24. Re:Dave is funny. Seinfield is not funny. on Dave Barry Answers Alert Slashdot Readers' Questions · · Score: 1
    And Discordians have a well known preoccupation with flax !

    Ahhhhh!!! It all makes SENSE now!

  25. Oh geeeze! on Abandoned & Little Used Airfields · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to point out that many American industrialists openly admired the NAZIs! (At least at the start...)