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  1. mandatory 50% automation tax coming on 'We're Just Rentals': Uber Drivers Ask Where They Fit In a Self-Driving Future (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    When it comes down to a choice between starving in the gutter and stabbing you and stealing your iPhone, I'd say, from what I've seen of humanity, your chances are about 50-50.
    That's me being an optimist and viewing the majority of mankind as being generally good most of the time.

    Do we really want a whole world that looks like Brazil, but 50x worse?

  2. solar subsidies are bad on SolarCity Plans To Release New 'Solar Roof' Product Next Year (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    If too many people install solar roofs because the subsidies make them economically attractive, pretty soon we'll have solar dimming due to over-harvesting.
    Then we'll all have to go on emergency Daylight Savings Time, even Arizona, to avoid decreased farm output and the attendant mass starvation.

    It is much more responsible to incentivize people to burn old, unused dinosaurs for warmth, seeing as they're a constantly replenished, renewable resource.

  3. Re:Al Qaeda Inc. documents its expenses on Twitter Has Suspended 235,000 Accounts Since February For Promoting Terrorism (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    Still better customer service than Comcast.

  4. crap shilling article is crap on 'Only Voice Memos Can Save Us From the Scourge of Email' (qz.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful
    1. obvious reacharound for Whatsapp:

    WhatsApp Voice Message comes with several other big advantages as well. It's free, and unlike FaceTime or Skype, asynchronous, so it's convenient to use across time zones and doesn't require scheduling in advance. While other voice messaging options exist on apps including iMessage, Line and Viber, WhatsApp has the distinction of being integrated into a platform that people all over the world already use.

    but:

    Our different media choices are actually part of the message itself now,

    This is why my chosen medium is rocks and broken bottles.

    2. an solution to an actual problem -- for one specific subset:

    A lot of this popularity is owed to the fact that it offers Chinese users a break from the laborious work of typing in Chinese characters, which requires searching for characters that convey both the correct meaning and pronunciation.
    ...
    "Typing out Chinese characters is such a pain, so it was easy to adapt to voice message because it's very convenient"

    3.

    "The practical benefit of saying an awful lot without having to turn your slightly inarticulate thoughts into an articulate email is obvious," Young, who is also a friend of mine, tells me in an audio note.

    Dear Cthulhu, take me now!
    One of the main reasons I LIKE email is that it gives the sender time to organize their thoughts. Much better than listening to some user or boss hem and haw and backtrack and contradict themselves wasting endless minutes of my life.

  5. Re:Manned versus unmanned. on World's Largest Aircraft Completes Its First Flight (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    That's just good design.
    They knew people were going to smoke, so they gave them a designated area where it was safe to do so.
    Much smarter than posting signs all over the place saying "ACHTUNG RAUCHEN IST VERBOTEN" all over the craft and then going up in flames five minutes after departure.

  6. Re:BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW on World's Largest Aircraft Completes Its First Flight (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Also brings to mind this.

  7. BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW on World's Largest Aircraft Completes Its First Flight (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Like two little boys fighting in a sack.

    They should totally do a remake of this advertisement.

  8. Re:Waste of helium on World's Largest Aircraft Completes Its First Flight (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't know, both the SR-71 and the Concord are pretty sweet.
    I am correct in my understanding that none of those are currently mobile, right?

  9. his name is Harry Buttle! on First Confirmed Prism Surveillance Target Was Democracy Activist (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh, yeah, you can trust us, we'll never abuse this surveillance power.

    If they have the capability, they're gonna use it. Most likely to stalk their ex-girlfriends and harass those that buck they system. It's just human nature.

  10. Are you sure you don't want Windows 10? on Microsoft Starts Testing Windows 10's Next Major Update (theverge.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft starts sending burly goons to users' houses to "upgrade" their computers.

  11. Please help stamp out the scourge of international Sea Monkey trafficking!

  12. man, I'm not looking forward to this shitfest on Rightscorp Threatens Every ISP in the United States (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 2

    It took IBM FOURTEEN YEARS to put down SCO group.

  13. Wobbles? billions and billions of wobbles? on Next Generation of Wireless -- 5G -- Is All Hype (backchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    If a member of the board of directors of ICANN says the tubes, they wobbles, it wobbles.

    Actually, she's a Harvard Law professor, so maybe the technical jargon isn't her strong suit.

  14. cybernetic arms race! on Facebook Will Force Advertising On Ad-Blocking Users (wsj.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm envisioning some sort of bipedal autonomous robot that tracks down annoying advertisers and telemarketers and beats them with a stick.

  15. and immediately following on the front page:
    Being Lazy Is a Sign of High Intelligence, Study Suggests

  16. To Serve Linux on Linux Kernel 4.8 Adds Microsoft Surface 3 Support (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    It's an ad!

    No, it's a cookbook.

  17. wow, that's just... awful. disregard. on Microsoft Swaps Toy Gun Emoji For Revolver -- Days After Apple Does the Opposite (arstechnica.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Polonium isn't soluble in water, you'll need an acid for that. Might as well go with a strong one.

  18. paging General Mills to the white courtesy phone on Kids Can Now Learn To Code With Pocky, the Delicious Japanese Snack (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    They just need to add arrows to Luck Charms and then I can program my Big Trak at my breakfast table!

  19. I'm sorry, removing the revolver emoji interferes with my right to worship as I see fit.

    The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was.
    But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals.
    Go forth and kill!

    May the blessings of Zardoz be upon you.


    As noted by other japes above, we also need a penis emoji. And a big flying stone head one. U+1F5FF doesn't cut it.

  20. It's been 8 days without a mass shooting, we have to do something about that!

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  21. Login Once P0wn3d Everywhere on Google's Open YOLO Project Will Remove the Need For Passwords On Android (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    YOLO - You Only Lose Once

  22. you minorly inconvienced me, prepare to die! on Robocalling Scourge May Not Be Unstoppable After All (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Use existing laws to put them out of business

    Can't we break out the pitchforks and torches for this? Literally?
    Come on, don't let Trump use his deep pockets to corner the angry mob market!

  23. I'll say what we're all thinking: on Suicide Squad Fans Petition To Shut Down Rotten Tomatoes Over Negative Reviews (variety.com) · · Score: 1

    SS is a hot mess.
    Harley Quinn is not golden age DC. And her shorts are too short. It's disgusting objectification.

    DC just wants a giant hit like Guardians of the Galaxy or Deadpool, why are you haeting on them for trying to jump on the bandwagon?!!

    Also, it doesn't matter that the Enterprise can beat a Imperial Star Destroyer, Defiant would mop the floor with both of them.
    Ginger? Maryanne? There's a third option, you know.

  24. The old ways are the best ways. on Windows 10 Anniversary Update Borks Dual-Boot Partitions (omgubuntu.co.uk) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Windows isn't done until Lotus doesn't run.

  25. Re:Problem is it's analog on Japan Starts 8K TV Broadcasts In Time For Rio Olympics (pcworld.com) · · Score: 1

    FUCK EVERYTHING, we're doing 32K !