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  1. I think I can, I think I can... on WD Announces 8TB, 10TB Helium Hard Drives · · Score: 1

    Once I complete my dirigible yacht, surely I can win the heart of the Princess of Helium.
    Not that lousy Disney one either, but the proper nekkid one.

  2. remember : always mount a scratch monkey on In France, a Second Patient Receives Permanent Artificial Heart · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

  3. DUAL CORE, BEEOTCHES! on In France, a Second Patient Receives Permanent Artificial Heart · · Score: 1

    I'd prefer that my backup heart be cloned from a baboon, grown to maturity grafted onto a third-world street urchin, just as John Galt intended.

  4. oh Belgium! on US Rust Belt Manufacturing Rebounds Via Fracking Boom · · Score: 1

    I blame this fraking boom on the sexy Cylons in the Battlestar Galactica reboot.

    In my day, kids didn't use fucking vulgar goddamn language like that, they had respect.

  5. Re:Musk worship on Tesla Plans To Power Its Gigafactory With Renewables Alone · · Score: 1

    I don't buy your story. By my extensive study of the anecdocti, Senior Citizen Braking Syndrome is almost always terminated by the nearest farmers market. Look it up, it's on teh intarwebs.

  6. we've always been at war on %abstract_concept% on Private Police Intelligence Network Shares Data and Targets Cash · · Score: 1, Informative

    United States v. $124,700 in U.S. Currency

    "If you can't prove the crime, don't confiscate a dime."
    -- some blatant pinko commie, probably Thomas Jefferson

  7. You just made 37 Juggalos' heads asplode.
    Good work!

  8. 4th Doctor is BEST Doctor. Scientific fact. on The 2014 Hugo Awards · · Score: 1

    That Doctor Who reboot isn't scientific fiction. It's pure fantasy and Americanized Michael Bay actionexplosions(tm) . That "Doctor" deals with every problem by waving his magic wand like Harry Potter and yelling "RUN!".

  9. Re:Depends on How To Read a Microbiome Study Like a Scientist · · Score: 1

    "fecal transplant" is a concept I could have quite happily gone to my grave without learning. Thank you Dr. Gregory House.

  10. I'll call it the "Jim Parsons" project. on Solar Plant Sets Birds On Fire As They Fly Overhead · · Score: 1

    The design spec specifically stated "cities on flame with rock and roll" not "birdies aflame from old Sol".

  11. a holistic bot ecosystem on FarmBot: an Open Source Automated Farming Machine · · Score: 2

    I think you've put your finger on an underserved market - clandestine growbots that can be sent out to tend your crop in national forests while maintaining plausible denialblitiy.
    Anti-aircraft-drone drones. Drive-by killbots for defending your territory. And pusherbots. And if you expand into related industries, pimpbots.

    Like Syndicate LARP. With robots.
    You know, for the kids.

  12. Re:The last six jobs on Humans Need Not Apply: a Video About the Robot Revolution and Jobs · · Score: 2
    Your list was redundant, I fixed it for you.

    The last four jobs:
    Machine learning engineers, robotics engineers, pimps and prostitutes.

  13. added bonus : an ideal vector for MERS on Humans Need Not Apply: a Video About the Robot Revolution and Jobs · · Score: 1

    You want $15 an hour?!! FUCK YOU is what you get!

  14. Re:Calling TP-Link on Ryan Lackey, Marc Rogers Reveal Inexpensive Tor Router Project At Def Con · · Score: 1

    hell, just socket your flash & ram. Be sure to slap as penguin sticker on the box.

  15. everybody's using it == must be legitimate on T-Mobile To Throttle Customers Who Use Unlimited LTE Data For Torrents/P2P · · Score: 1

    Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

  16. Lionel Hutz, esq., RIP on T-Mobile To Throttle Customers Who Use Unlimited LTE Data For Torrents/P2P · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

  17. TOM SWIFT AND HIS ELECTRIC RIFLE!!11elleven! on Snowden: NSA Working On Autonomous Cyberwarfare Bot · · Score: 1

    The NSA/Pentagon/CIA always wants all sorts of bullshit scifi Star Trek shit.
    Doesn't necessarily mean it's feasible.

    It's easy to squander Other People's Money.

  18. only if I can look as cool as this on Android Motorcycle Helmet/HUD Gains Funding · · Score: 1

    Did somebody say android helmet?

  19. continutity error, plz correct on WHO Declares Ebola Outbreak An International Emergency · · Score: 1

    Why not both?

  20. look out, Monroe doctrine x 100! on With Chinese Investment, Nicaraguan Passage Could Dwarf Panama Canal · · Score: 1

    US : 1900's Caribbean :: China : 2000's Pacific.
    The United Fruit company didn't fuck around.

  21. Re:As a European... on Wikipedia Reports 50 Links From Google 'Forgotten', Issues Transparency Report · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wikipedia should also link to pages about the relevant laws, and discussing why they're a really bad idea.

  22. They Might Be Giants (the movie, you nimrods) on 40% Of People On Terror Watch List Have No Terrorist Ties · · Score: 2

    Given that 99% of us are terrorists, I would say the terrorists have lost.

  23. pshaw! you call that consumer abuse?!! on Why Morgan Stanley Is Betting That Tesla Will Kill Your Power Company · · Score: 1

    In Florida, we get the privilege of paying in advance for DECADES for nuclear projects that never get built.
    We'd see more benefit from that spending if we literally burned the money.

  24. throwing mud onto the fire on SpaceX Chooses Texas Site For Private Spaceport · · Score: 1

    Sure Boca Chica has the latitude, but I think the Navy's still using it.

  25. you forgot about Dre on SpaceX Chooses Texas Site For Private Spaceport · · Score: 1

    Kids theses days. Don't even remember Gordon Shumway.
    Or Mork or Scott Hayden for that matter.

    Not saying that's necessarily a bad thing.