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  1. Re:A cellphone on saturn's moons on SETI@home Explained, From Inside · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is: ET can't phone home?

  2. imagine on Microsoft, Unisys & Dell To Make New Voting System · · Score: 1

    If MS is doing the software the system will look sometime like this:

    System: Please enter your vote.
    You: Al Gore
    System: Unknown option.
    System: Press r(etry), a(bort)
    You: r
    System: Please enter your vote.
    You: Al Gore
    System: Unknown option.
    System: Press r(etry), a(bort)
    You: a
    Press any key to reboot and hold a national (manual) revote.......

  3. we blew it on Is There Anybody Out There? · · Score: 1
    After this, they are not going to want to speek to us again, or if they're realy angy they'll respond by sending angry messages back:

    Stupid humans.....3,142857142857.....kill, kill, kill.....-273,10547832.....:-(o)

  4. Re:what about the crash landing? on Cassini Begins Jupiter Flyby · · Score: 1

    They are "ditching" a probe, named Huigens, on Titan. One of Saturns moons

  5. Ferengi on Beer In Space · · Score: 1

    Those Dutch people are just like the Ferengi. They'd do anything to make a little profit....

    207th rule of acquisition: Heineken is like sex in a canoe:
    Fuckin' close to water

  6. made in Taiwan on Space Station Crew Face Air-Scrubber Failures · · Score: 1

    Russian, American. Who cares. It's all made in Taiwan....

  7. Never on Has The Internet Peaked? · · Score: 1

    The internet will never peak! It's one big climax that continuously refines itself...

  8. Kingston Communications on Top UK Cable Firms Scrapping DSL · · Score: 1

    Isn't Kingston Communications already providing cable and internet using ADSL technology?

  9. Re:Russians? on Credit Card Database Stolen -- 4 Months Ago · · Score: 2

    Yeah, that's right. In fact: Mir was just an abandend alien warehouse in space, which the Russians cracked too.

  10. no way on Fabulous Prize: A Trip To The Intl. Space Station · · Score: 1

    The ISS is 'decorated' to support 7 people. According to the contract 3 of 7 are American, 3 Russian and 1 of an other participating organisation. Sinds Germany is part of ESA, I wondering when they are willing to give up their seat just to send some tourist into space instead of doing some major research...

  11. Re:Is water really a necessity? on Planets In The Habitable Zone · · Score: 1

    Amonia is a solution of Amoniak (NH3) in water, which gives a chemical reaction:

    NH3 + H20 -> NH4+ + OH-

    My point is: You'd still need water

  12. Re:Is water really a necessity? on Planets In The Habitable Zone · · Score: 1

    Yes, water is nessacerry. First of all: Water (and propably methane (CH4), Carbondioxide (C02) and Oxiden (O2)) are needed to form organic matter. (Maybe C can be replaced by (Si))
    Secondly, organisms need a liquid to transport raw materials trough their bodies. H20 is the only liquid which can do this, because it has very specifical properties like the way the different molecules bind with each other:

    (Sorry, /. won't let be draw the molecular structure, due through a lameless filter????)

  13. difficult on Planets In The Habitable Zone · · Score: 1

    If they are as big as Jupiter it's gonna be difficult to support life (like we know it).

    First of all: Planets of these sizes are mostlikely to be gas-giants. And it's damn difficult to built houses on gas-giants. But if it is a solid planet grafity is gonna be to strong for normal lifeforms to walk around.

  14. The beginning on Fugu May Be Key To Human Genome · · Score: 5

    Let me tell you how it all started:

    In The Beginning
    In the beginning there was the computer. And God said:
    %Let there be light!
    #Enter user id.
    %God
    #Enter password.
    %Omniscient
    #Password incorrect. Try again.
    %Omnipotent
    #Password incorrect. Try again.
    %Technocrat
    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
    %Let there be light!
    #Unrecognizable command. Try again.
    %Create light
    #Done
    %Run heaven and earth
    #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
    %Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
    #Unrecognizable command. Try again.
    %Create firmament
    #Done.
    %Run firmament
    #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
    %Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and
    #Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
    %Create dry_land
    #Done.
    %Run firmament
    #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
    %Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
    #Unspecified type. Try again.
    %Create sun_moon_stars
    #Done
    %Run sun_moon_stars
    #And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
    %Create fish
    #Done
    %Create fowl
    #Done
    %Run fish, fowl
    #And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
    %Create cattle
    #Done
    %Create creepy_things
    #Done
    %Now let us make man in our image
    #Unspecified type. Try again.
    %Create man
    #Done
    %Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
    #Too many command operands. Try again.
    %Run multiplication
    #Execution terminated. 6 errors.
    %Insert breath
    #Done
    %Run multiplication
    #Execution terminated. 5 errors.
    %Move man to Garden of Eden
    #File Garden of Eden does not exist.
    %Create Garden.edn
    #Done
    %Move man to Garden.edn
    #Done
    %Run multiplication
    #Execution terminated. 4 errors.
    %Copy woman from man
    #Done
    %Run multiplication
    #Execution terminated. 3 errors.
    %Insert woman into man
    #Illegal parameters. Try again.
    %Insert man into woman
    #Done
    %Run multiplication
    #Execution terminated. 2 errors.
    %Create desire
    #Done
    %Run multiplication
    #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
    #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
    %Create freewill
    #Done
    %Run freewill
    #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
    #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
    %Undo desire
    #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
    %Destroy freewill
    #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
    #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
    %Help
    #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
    #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
    #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
    %Create tree_of_knowledge
    #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
    #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
    %Create good, evil
    #Done
    %Activate evil
    #And God saw he had created shame.
    #Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.
    #1 errors.
    %Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
    #Search failed.
    %Delete shame
    #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
    %Destroy freewill
    #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
    #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
    %Stop
    #Unrecognizable command. Try again
    %Break
    %Break
    %Break
    #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
    %Create new world
    #You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.
    %Destroy earth
    #Destroy earth: Please confirm.
    %Destroy earth confirmed
    #COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
    #And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.


  15. NR 21 on Gifts For Geeks · · Score: 4
    21. Bookbundle, The Top 5 thinnest books ever written, contains:
    • A Female's Guide To Logical Thinking
    • A Millenium Of German Humor
    • Blind Dates that Worked Out
    • Feminists Worth Marrying - The Complete List
    • "On Human Rights" by Fidel Castro
    • - $ 1.99


  16. doll on Gifts For Geeks · · Score: 1

    Then the Star Wars action figures must be number 21...

  17. 2 try on NASA's Odds For Iridium De-Orbit Casualties · · Score: 1

    If they don't get it right, and won't hit anyone they'll get a second try with MIR.....

  18. Re:There is already a "reactionless" drive on The Reactionless Space Drive? · · Score: 1

    Solar sales are ugly: Imagine the Enterprise with them....

  19. Re:Times on Another New (Minor) Planet In Solar System · · Score: 1

    I've seen this commend a view times now and I think it does make things more clear.

    There are several newspapers over the world called the times, like the NY times and the london times.

  20. old news on Ozone Hole Will Heal, Say British Scientists · · Score: 1

    They've been fighting over this for years now: Will it heal itself or won't it?

    I must have heard it for about O 3 times now...

  21. Re:What are the implications of this for wap ? on High-Speed Wireless LANs Move Forward · · Score: 1

    Let's not be dramaticly and completly dispose off cellphones. I'll suggest to wait for UMTS.

    Besides, in Holland we have two networks: 900mhz and 1800mhz. Since 1800 isn't much less from 2400 I don't think it would make a difference.

    Mark
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

  22. ms on Naughty Words in Domains · · Score: 1

    What about microsoft.com?
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

  23. Resistance is futile on Nano Subs in your Blood · · Score: 1


    We are the Borg
    We will assimilate you
    Resistance is futile


    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

  24. copyright on Gutenberg Bibles Online · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the author thinks about this.

    I hope for those librarypeople they won't get sued.

    Mark
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

  25. Author on Should ISPs Be Allowed To Delete Your MP3s? · · Score: 1

    In author-law ISP's fall in the same category as Publishers. This means they are not responsible for anythink there authors/ users publish.

    Normaly mp3's bring in a lot of trafic. Thus the ISP's can charge you more. So, I don't see why they would want to delete your mp3 files.
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."