i'm gonna patent a way to make patents sounds similar to other patents so that when someone patents just about anything it will already be covered by my first patent..
send $29.95 to phony patent office po box 123 missoula montana for you free book and video.
My latest invention is a website, that when used will send a message in electronic mail fashion to Bill Gates. Options on the site include a list of 25,000+ mailing lists to subscribe him to. zi'm sure Bill would love this, so let's be nice to him. Send him as much e-mail as you can! Tell him how much you hate linux , and how good windows is when compared to an abucus.
I would like to patent a matrix .
The matrixwould be a wool that when pulled over your eyes would blind you from the truth,
The matrix would be everywhere. it would be all around you. it would be in this very room, it would be there when you looked out your window, or turned on your telivision, you would be able to feel it when you went to work, or church or even to pay your taxes.
it would be wool that when pulled over your eyes would blind you from the truth, the truth that you and everyone else is a slave.
I would like to patent a method in which large moving objects would move at an incredible rate of speed, which would be large enough for a few billion people and would make space travel more feasable for all.
This concept would involve large dirt balls that hurl themselves through space, controlled by a force that would "attract" the dirt balls towards one another. This would entail circling other lage "space craft", with the balance of two seperate forces holding them at the same or similar distances, or if they stray to far from each other will "attract" one another back into it's circling pattern.
Ports for the "space craft" would always be near bright balls many times the size of the actual vehicle.
/* I just patented orbiting, and the universe in general yaaaaay */
Unfortunately I have seen in action win2k IIS outperform apache
however i was reading that someone (redhat i think) was working on something they called "Tux", that blows the doors off of IIS. I'm not sure when it's supposed to be released but apperently it will be incorporated into Apache.
I'm not actually worried about "apple" friendly but it would be cool to have a PPC board. Do you remember where those links were? I cannot find them anymore...
not at all, I was actually trying to figure out how to make a decent PPC linux machine w/o using apple's ROM, it takes some doing cuz they sell the ppc motherboards at extremely rediculous prices so I gave up on that venture. They were selling them at like $2000 -$3000 a peice just for the boards!!!!
uhm pretty sure it was...unless apple wrote another os that said "os x" just for the conference that could do that, just to trick us all...i'm sorry to hear that you have your head up your ass, I hope you feel better soon.
well on the 21" display which in turn was broudcast onto a screen projector that I used at the mac business expo in seattle 2 weeks ago they weren't --you idiot
Not to mention you can get the specs from motorola/IBM on the PPC architechture to make your own motherboard...it's hidden in the site somewhere but I was indeed looking at them at one point...
you apparently have never seen os x in action, granted the version i saw was the beta they are talking about now running on a dual g4 500 with 256 megs of ram...but things like anti-aliased movies??? stretch as big as you want with _NO_ pixelation?? I didn't get as much time as I would have like to play around with the command line but things like cron are there, my only beef is the lack of compilers, but you get get things like gcc from the darwin project and apple is sending out a 2nd cd to developers.....
I beleive it is already gone. In fact os x beta requires 128 megs!!!! Apples site lists this as something they are werking on (trying to get requirements down)
Your right to free speach?? what the hell are you talking about?? Yes I agree that some of the things apple has threatened lawsuits over are a bit trivial, but it's all over things they own the patent on!! Imagine that, a for-profit company trying to protect itself...hmmm how novel.
I do agree that the whole thing with themes.org and a few other lawsuits sucked, but with the roles reversed I think I might do the same thing.
this is capitalism you know, not some commy country,
i am curious though, exactly how did apple impinge on free speech and why didn't you take it to court?
--fogive me i accidentally made a comment.....oops
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i'm gonna patent a way to make patents sounds similar to other patents so that when someone patents just about anything it will already be covered by my first patent..
send $29.95 to phony patent office po box 123 missoula montana for you free book and video.
My latest invention is a website, that when used will send a message in electronic mail fashion to Bill Gates. Options on the site include a list of 25,000+ mailing lists to subscribe him to. zi'm sure Bill would love this, so let's be nice to him. Send him as much e-mail as you can! Tell him how much you hate linux , and how good windows is when compared to an abucus.
I would like to patent a matrix . The matrixwould be a wool that when pulled over your eyes would blind you from the truth,
The matrix would be everywhere. it would be all around you. it would be in this very room, it would be there when you looked out your window, or turned on your telivision, you would be able to feel it when you went to work, or church or even to pay your taxes.
it would be wool that when pulled over your eyes would blind you from the truth, the truth that you and everyone else is a slave.
This concept would involve large dirt balls that hurl themselves through space, controlled by a force that would "attract" the dirt balls towards one another. This would entail circling other lage "space craft", with the balance of two seperate forces holding them at the same or similar distances, or if they stray to far from each other will "attract" one another back into it's circling pattern.
Ports for the "space craft" would always be near bright balls many times the size of the actual vehicle.
/* I just patented orbiting, and the universe in general
yaaaaay */
It's just so crazy it might work!
someone needs to lay off the himalayan insane peppers...
however i was reading that someone (redhat i think) was working on something they called "Tux", that blows the doors off of IIS. I'm not sure when it's supposed to be released but apperently it will be incorporated into Apache.
Anyone have more info on this mystical "tux"??
I'm not actually worried about "apple" friendly but it would be cool to have a PPC board. Do you remember where those links were? I cannot find them anymore...
nah just use a dish towel with a flat-head screwdriver...then try re-molding it.
not at all, I was actually trying to figure out how to make a decent PPC linux machine w/o using apple's ROM, it takes some doing cuz they sell the ppc motherboards at extremely rediculous prices so I gave up on that venture. They were selling them at like $2000 -$3000 a peice just for the boards!!!!
off-topic but try looking here http://www.mirror.ac.uk/sites/www.linuxberg.com/x1 1html/mul_video.html for xanim
uhm pretty sure it was...unless apple wrote another os that said "os x" just for the conference that could do that, just to trick us all...i'm sorry to hear that you have your head up your ass, I hope you feel better soon.
well on the 21" display which in turn was broudcast onto a screen projector that I used at the mac business expo in seattle 2 weeks ago they weren't --you idiot
Not to mention you can get the specs from motorola/IBM on the PPC architechture to make your own motherboard...it's hidden in the site somewhere but I was indeed looking at them at one point...
q-dOS, ms-dOS, OS/9, OS/9000, cmOS
ok that's stretching it...
you apparently have never seen os x in action, granted the version i saw was the beta they are talking about now running on a dual g4 500 with 256 megs of ram...but things like anti-aliased movies??? stretch as big as you want with _NO_ pixelation??
I didn't get as much time as I would have like to play around with the command line but things like cron are there, my only beef is the lack of compilers, but you get get things like gcc from the darwin project and apple is sending out a 2nd cd to developers.....
btw, ms also say win nt 4 will run on a 486 sx, but have you tried it?
it's not pretty
oh goody, it will look so good up next to my Bill gates ice cream cake, my chocolate intel bunny, and my steve ellison dart board!!!
rofl, some people just don't get the term BETA! I will most definatelly wait untill it actually becomes full fledged beta2 ;-)
I was just told at the recent mac business expo here in seattle that it requires 128, maybe the vm counts i dunno....
I beleive it is already gone. In fact os x beta requires 128 megs!!!! Apples site lists this as something they are werking on (trying to get requirements down)
;-)
btw nice jurassic park quote
Your right to free speach?? what the hell are you talking about?? Yes I agree that some of the things apple has threatened lawsuits over are a bit trivial, but it's all over things they own the patent on!! Imagine that, a for-profit company trying to protect itself...hmmm how novel.
I do agree that the whole thing with themes.org and a few other lawsuits sucked, but with the roles reversed I think I might do the same thing.
this is capitalism you know, not some commy country,
i am curious though, exactly how did apple impinge on free speech and why didn't you take it to court?
--fogive me i accidentally made a comment.....oops
uhm it appears that ars technica has been /.ed!!!!
proxy server in the hall, whose got the fastest mirror of all?