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  1. Re:IBM is helping on IBM Calls for Patent Reform · · Score: 1

    Whew. Thanks for the disclaimer.
    BTW, the work in question packs a lot of heat as a purely existentialist piece.
    Furthermore, calling it the most ridiculous book ever written does injustice to quite a few crapheaps of note, e.g. most of amazon.com.
    In summary: neener-neener on you, Your Anonymity.

  2. Re:IBM is helping on IBM Calls for Patent Reform · · Score: 1

    Props to Solomon in Ecclesiastes:

    ...there is no new thing under the sun.

    Can we admit that it really has all been done before, and just get over ourselves?

  3. Also Sprach Zappa-thustra on GPL 3.0 to Penalize Google, Amazon? · · Score: 1
    Central Scrutinizer
    This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parent's credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things . . . and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!
    Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accomodate THE FUTURE).
    (emphasis mine)
  4. Re:I just hope Microsoft don't patent this. on Microsoft Encarta Adopting Wikiesque Process · · Score: 1

    Och, no, I'm mindless.
    Now, I can't explain your hysterical laughter, nor would I be so crass as to belabor the hidden point here, but there is an oblique reference to a sketch that I've only seen in Live at the Hollywood Bowl.
    No, not the one where the Renaissance German Philosophers lose in fooball to the Classical Greek Philosophers.

  5. Re:I just hope Microsoft don't patent this. on Microsoft Encarta Adopting Wikiesque Process · · Score: 1

    Oh, I'm
    sure
    that MS
    would
    make
    their
    patent
    all fruity
    and
    call it
    a kiwi,
    with sufficient
    sophistry
    to stand erect
    in court.

  6. Re:Come on over to Linux! on Longhorn to use UNIX-like User Permissions · · Score: 1, Informative

    No, you don't.
    You have to be root and deliberately set parameters in places like /etc/fstab to support what you want to do.
    The real point is that there is an established model that is documented and understood for setting up a system under GNU/Linux.
    Windows is finally awakening to the requirement, and knowledge is finally getting spread through the likes of Non Admin.
    The real difference is one of attitude:
    Windows: user == sheep
    GNU/Linux: user == shepherd

  7. Re:Good GOD! on The State of Laptop Linux In 2005 · · Score: 1

    May seem a pretty penny, but I can vouch for the value added. Great documentation, great support. All hardware working, drivers tweaked. In particular, there was a just-in-case recovery partition on my dual-boot Windows/RedHat configuration.
    Now, granted, when I needed to install a newer Windows, some...things...happened, but that problem was rooted in Washington, not Georgia. :)

  8. Re:Here you go........ on The State of Laptop Linux In 2005 · · Score: 1

    Let's see, Enigma Man.
    Sounds like people living in glass houses calling the a spade a kettle, or does my metaphorical blender require calibration? :)

  9. Re:Gentoo on my Dell D600... on The State of Laptop Linux In 2005 · · Score: 1

    Well, the Prism54 card with WEP was a little challenging, but surmountable. Props to Gentoo!

  10. Re:Here you go........ on The State of Laptop Linux In 2005 · · Score: 4, Informative
    Aw, you beat me to it.
    Here I KW from the FAQ:
    EmperorLinux specializes in the installation and configuration of the Linux operating system on laptop and notebook computers. The portable Linux market is a very small one, in which several companies over the past few years have tried and failed to maintain a presence. EmperorLinux has been in business since August 1999, and we are focused completely on our core portable Linux offerings.
    We are the only company offering a wide range of system hardware (over 30 different portable systems in 7 classes) running Linux. We have machines from 2-pound ultra-portables, up to desktop replacements with Pentium-4 processors and 16" displays. Our machines are based on the finest systems offered by IBM, Sony, and Dell. We thrive on the difficult problems posed by staying current with ever-changing laptop hardware.
    We are also the only company offering a wide choice of which Linux OS is installed on your system. We offer a variety of popular Linux distributions, and all of our systems are available dual-boot with Windows. Offering so many Linux choices on many different hardware platforms sets us apart from any other Linux system integrator.
    We customize each Linux distribution to the particular machine hardware it will be running on. This includes a custom Linux kernel, advanced sound and PCMCIA drivers, and the latest X-server code. More exotic items like FireWire, USB, and DVD are also supported. Each machine is individually tested and verified before shipping to ensure that all hardware components are working under Linux.
    All our systems come with one year of Linux technical support, both 1-888 phone support and e-mail support. Full manufacturers hardware warranties
  11. Re:This won't affect salaried/exempt people. on Daylight Savings Change Proposed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Report to Conference Room C.
    You will be seated in the comfy chair and be forced to endure what initially appears to be a finite PowerPoint presentation, but you will eventually realize is a Kafka-esque random crapflooder.
    It is loaded with current buzzwords about some n-tier solution, somehow integrating all 621 languages on 99 bottles, which project will become your life, assuming you scream in the proper musical sequence from a certain Partridge Family episode, which will turn off the presentation and unlock the door.
    Good luck.

  12. Re:Why? on Crack Found in Shuttle Tank · · Score: 2, Funny

    Me, too. Who do these astronauts think they are, professional athletes?

  13. Re:But he is honest on No More BitKeeper Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, underneath all that whitewash, what do you really think, JC?

  14. Re:Trust? On the net? on On the Integrity of Hardware Review Sites · · Score: 1

    Your concept of a 'meta review' site accepts the null hypothesis that an unbiased review is possible.
    It's all good, until you mix in the people...

  15. Re:Not too surprising on Feds Hack Wireless Network in 3 Minutes · · Score: 1

    What about the light-sensitive panel, cleverly disguised as a wall, behind Steven, that has been collecting everything shown on the screen for the last __ years?
    Or are we still keeping that on the down-low?

  16. truly unique on Linux + Sci-fi + Detroit = Penguicon3.0 · · Score: 1, Flamebait


    Is a "truly unique" object better than a false non-singleton?
    </pedantic>

    There is much humor to be found in the written word...

  17. Re:Allow me to be the first to call you on that... on Australian NSW Government Making Way for Linux · · Score: 1

    Bill, in the portfolio, with the MSFT.

  18. See your bull, raise you two roosters on Open Source Licensing - Cuts Both Ways? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Elmer must've got up early and munched a wot of waxative to pump out dat kinda FUD.
    A more full treatment of the TFA topic can be found in Coase's Penguin.
    From the abstract:
    In this paper I explain that while free software is highly visible, it is in fact only one example of a much broader social-economic phenomenon. I suggest that we are seeing is the broad and deep emergence of a new, third mode of production in the digitally networked environment. I call this mode "commons-based peer-production," to distinguish it from the property- and contract-based models of firms and markets. Its central characteristic is that groups of individuals successfully collaborate on large-scale projects following a diverse cluster of motivational drives and social signals, rather than either market prices or managerial commands.
    My personal spin is that, just as the printing press broke down the medieval market on literacy, so the GPL will increasingly educate the masses.
    Props to RMS, the modern Gutenberg.
  19. I formally apologize... on KDE Moves to BitKeeper · · Score: 1

    I requested restraint on the part of the /. editors.
    "Less is more," foolishly spake I.
    Paraphasing Keidas, "Tidalwaves couldn't save the world from slashdotifornication"
    Go ahead, flame me like I was SpanishInquisition, or something...

  20. Re:Best whack idea yet. on GeNToo - Gentoo on the NT Kernel · · Score: 1


    Gosh, Will, you're swell.
    You're way cooler than that sap, Ben.
    Golly, but this GennNToo stuff is really keen.
    I wish M____ S___ would just dry up, sometimes.
    </if Beaver Cleaver could have been a h4x0r>

  21. Re:Best whack idea yet. on GeNToo - Gentoo on the NT Kernel · · Score: 1

    Don't you need to emerge sys-tools/apt first? Or is there an rmp for that?

  22. Re:*Sigh* on GeNToo - Gentoo on the NT Kernel · · Score: 1

    I emailed the on-duty editor with a plea of "less is more", but that effort was apparently washed away in a crapflood.

  23. Best whack idea yet. on GeNToo - Gentoo on the NT Kernel · · Score: 4, Funny
    No graphical subsystem. We do not provide X11. This requires major work, and is not likely to change in the near future. Poor network support. While the drivers work, the user mode tools do not exist in POSIX form. This is being worked on. In the meantime, we are making available some Win32 text-mode tools, but these require you to install a minimal Win32 subsystem. No configuration tools. The NT kernel is designed to be controlled via the registry. While we do provide a minimal registry editor, it is unfortunately rather difficult to use for non-experts to do any kind of configuration. We are considering various options here, the most likely candidate being a /proc-like filesystem as an interface to the registry. No partitioning tools. We don't (yet) have fdisk, so all partitioning must be done before installation. GUIs come, and GUIs go, but the CLI goes on forever. Emacs.
    Networking is of course critical.
    The thought of an emacs customization buffer supporting the Windows registry is at least seven kinds of perverse. :)
    The partitioning tools are the least concern. If it's a multi-boot, and you have to provide a licensed XP (regardless of whether you agree, do uphold the law), you probably aren't starting wholly from scratch on this project.
    The really interesting thing to do with this would be to give the NT kernel a User Mode Linux wrapper, and then let the little NT byotch-process run all of its little hardware drivers. I would love to flex my HP 11g duplex laser printer under my 'regular' Gentoo boot...
  24. Re:Damn April Fools jokes. Not Funny. on Microsoft Porting SQL Server To New Platforms · · Score: 2, Funny
    What a dog...
    It wasn't a sleepy cat?
  25. Re:Nice. on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1

    It's really all about convergence: law, science, politics, advertising.
    And you thought this internet would reveal truth, as opposed to obfuscating it.
    Nothin' bounces like a reality check!